Are you ready?

Are you ready for the voicemail dump Truck?

I am.

Thank you so very much for joining us on this Thursday, September twenty fifth, twenty twenty five.

We have got a doozy for you in store today because we've assembled a crew that yeah, I guess needs an introduction first and foremost.

Let's say hi to the one, the Only, Kayla.

How are you?

What's going on?

What's your business?

What's up with you?

Oh?

I'm good, just got off work not too long ago.

And Haties two came out today, so I'm looking to pick that up afterwards and have a good day.

And we're celebrating short Grandma's birthday, our grandma Dan and I birthday Short Grandma.

She's a birthday short Grandma, so.

We got that tonight as well.

I made a cake.

Okay, yeah, what kind of cake.

It's a chocolate Khalula cake.

You put Bacardi and Khalula in it.

It's like a bunk cake.

Did drink?

She's about to eat.

All short Grandma's drink, Isn't that right?

He's like.

My upper eighties.

She's not the weather, she's not the temperature.

Mike Manati, how are.

You I'm good.

Yes, it's great to be here.

It's funny because we originally were like, let's get Kalos that because because Mike's pretty busy today, we'll get a cursed instead of Mike Chance, Like, oh, a lot of these voicemails are about you, Mike.

I'm like, I'll be there, I'll do it.

I'll ready to go.

I'm a professional.

Yeah.

And also Jen is here as well.

Hello, Jan, Thank you Jan.

We love you Jan.

You know, I I got into the party a little late and I wasn't expecting you to be here or both, so I had no idea about Kayla, which that's fine.

I love to see Kayla, it's great.

But I thought Grug was going to replace you, and then you show up and I'm just like, all right, hey, playing it fast and loose whatever.

IRUs got to pick up the kids.

It turns out you can't.

Can't work around that.

You got to go get the kids.

They can't find another way home.

Can you can work around that?

They just put you in jail, you know.

Can you opt in?

Like if I had kids, but I didn't want to like constantly be like driving them to and from school and stuff, can you opt to have them at home, not home schooling, but like do like COVID style, no.

Think about the litistics of that.

Yeah, maybe save yourself and don't think about that.

But also I don't make it easier on myself in this hypothetical situation.

I understand.

Uh, some school districts do like after school programs, right, So obviously when you know there was a time where like perhaps both parents or single parents or whoever were working and they were gone all day, we'll get that out of three thirty there you can't get home in time be ready for the kids to So they do these like after school programs.

Did was in one for a while, and we would go get them at like shit, we would get them like five thirty six o'clock.

Is it illegal?

Is it legal to just not have your kids go to school?

That is an interesting question.

You can high school?

Can you just make.

With that?

I don't.

I think like with homeschooling, you have to register to like be able to be you know, valid to teach from home.

Make sure that.

Maybe it's a state requirement.

I don't know.

I only taught at the real public schools.

Old I feel like my light's too bright.

I'm too bright for my future.

I want to say.

I want to say, you have to you probably depend it probably varies by school.

Look, we're talking about normal times, Okay, we're talking about like when school was normal.

Uh.

I think I think now all you need is like some piece of paper that lets you go to a different school that's not sanctioned by any like you know what I mean.

Like I don't know what it is now like I but traditionally speaking, I want to say, and I'm not you know the authority here, but I do want to say, like you have to very at least have to like register, you have to you know, like you are sent these you know, when it's time for your kids to go to school, you get sent documentation from your township and you know you register them in there.

It's technically illegal, like with the current state of you know, government offices and how much they regulate things.

I don't know how much you can get away with it or not.

But yes, it's easy to lie.

I bet.

I mean they have to take us test, right the kids like more kids, and like I think I might just just like, hey, be a little bit easier, just say.

You realize okay, but let's let's let's pretend that we're thinking about the child for a moment, not just ourselves.

But you think it'll be better for them to go to school.

In school, I would fucking love it.

My mom's a place genesis all day.

Yes, of course you would like that.

Don't you think it developed social skills that were important for your life?

Like people's.

I went to Catholic.

School in Kansas.

I got like and stuff.

And that's and that was also that's private, right, that was like they paid for that, right, yeah, right, so you know school's free, right, public schools free?

Yeah.

I just didn't like mostly speaking either, But wow, what kid likes to mean.

Nobody likes school?

Yeah, well, all right, that's upsetting, I guess depressed.

Every teacher I've heard from and they're just like, this is hell.

Summer break just as much as everybody else the weekend.

All that I get it, underpaid, underappreciated.

It is very thankless and uh you know, uh, for whatever insane reason, primarily our country does not put teachers on the pedestal that they deserve to be put.

Look, any home school kids who may be listening, but did you ever hang out homeschool kid and we're like, this person is not picking up on the same social cues as everybody else is in the group.

You didn't have that.

I don't think I really knew homeschooled kids.

No, they hung out with some of them when you were younger.

I bet they all kind of even out eventually there, but they were kind of especially like the teenage years and the twenties, they're all kind of weird.

Doctor.

Yeah, yeah, but like all kidding aside, you could understand like the other knock on benefits of like going to school with being socialized and kind of like meeting people.

And it's not just like nerd math.

Meeting friends is a nerd thing.

We know the friends.

Fine, that's good, that's good.

I just I think about myself as a child, and I would have loved nothing more than like school thing doesn't apply to you, don't of course.

We would have all sometimes we had to do things that are good for us, but we don't like tough.

I do tough.

I like to just do things.

I like.

You'll get like like you know, you go to the doctor to get like a check up, and that's not like fun.

Yeah, it's good for you, though, get a shot here I guess.

I just like to minimize stuff I don't want to do.

Yeah, I think everyone living agrees with you.

Okay, so.

Nope, you're not, because there are just things that we have to do that we don't want to.

That's life, baby, Okay, you know.

Sorry, sorry to break this news to you.

At forty one, I.

Think I think I did a tactical error last night.

Ol.

Okay, shock me, shock me, let's hear it.

Okay, So I bought a sauna from Costco, right, you mean a sauna?

Walking into Costco, Beckler, I was going crazy because just tell you the story about Like, yeah, I was like testing the sauna at Costco, and every once in a while people kind of like shoppers would interrupt me, and I was like, isn't this kind of weird?

That's look.

Jeff's like, oh it's a little weird.

I think it's weird.

Yeah, yeah, it's what time?

Yes, I need I got questions?

Okay a sauna?

Yes?

So, Like, first off, I like the joke of Costco where you're like walking down an iiO and just take a sawn off the shelf and put it in your cart.

At that one, literally did that?

How big is the sauna.

It was a three hundred pound box.

We put it on a big cart and have to build it.

Yeah, so that'll go into what the tactical area last night and stuff was.

But the testing thing, if you're curious, I positive this to Grub to see what he would do.

And Kayla and Jeff, you haven't heard this yet, so I'm curious what you think.

So I want to test the Costco sauna to see how hot it got before I bought it.

And so it's there on the show floor and it takes a while to heat up.

So it takes like, you know, thirty forty minutes to get all the way for one hundred and fifty degrees or whatever.

And I just want to make sure it's hot enough for me to buy.

How is it powered?

How does it heat up?

It's just a it's got panels on the sides and back and the floor that just kind of like heat up.

It's a dry sauna thing.

It's not like a steam room.

Or anything like that.

So it's like two an outs.

Plug it into a normal outlet, yep.

And so it's just there on the floor, totally functional.

It's got like bluetoothe's in theres you can play or you know, whatever your Spotify spot on the list or whatever.

And so I turn it on, I crank it up to one hundred and fifty degrees and I'm like, all right now, I wait for it to get hot, and so I'm it's gonna be like thirty minutes.

So I'm just kind of like hanging out by the sauna and like leaning against the boxes, and I'm like just like checking my phone reading reviews of this particular sauna, and every fucking five minutes or so people came up that I could tell we're.

Not serious buyers.

They were just like, oh, look a sauna in a store and they were like opening the door.

They're like, oh here, and like so like all they need is gonna I can see on the LED display.

It took me minutes to get like two pips up, and I'm watching the temperature drop as they're just being Yahoo's and I'm just thinking, like I didn't say anything, like would you be like like in my position, would you have been like, oh, hey, I'm trying to keep the heap going so that.

Don't I know I did, I didn't.

I didn't listen if.

It's there on the showroom floor.

It's to be shown people why is it?

Why is it there?

Because put their.

Hands on stuff inside it comfy.

They do samples.

They do samples of like oh, the new buttered chicken.

Here's a sample of a sauna.

Same thing.

Yes, I just yeah, I mean, look, I guess it's stands the reason that it would be out there so you could test, like the space.

I'm surprised it was plugged in.

It was plugged in, Like yeah, I'm surprised it was like functional, Like that seems like a misstep on the part of.

The water does it.

It's a dry it's a dry dry so there's just probably coils in it.

Or so after I lost, like, you know, a half hour of heat progress, I was like, I gotta put a stop to this, and so I just decided I'm getting in there.

And I got in the sauna and it's got a full glass front.

So it's like people are gonna see there's a dude in here, and they're not going to come in and.

Oh my god, but I'm just sitting in there fully clothed now and it's like one hundred and thirty degrees.

Honestly, you ain't right, man, this didn't face grub at oh And I was like, I didn't even say anything.

I was just like you I missing.

Maybe I'm mishearing because this sounds insane what I'm hearing.

I mean this with the most respect, but these are the actions of a madman.

I'm just testing the thing before I buy it.

This is doing a test drive a car.

I understand.

I mean judging by what this thing probably cost you.

Yeah, it is at the car.

No, that's why I was not in the market for buying a wholes on a Costco seventeen ninety nine.

Well, you didn't want to lose Mondy on this deal.

Exact spot it?

He don't, wondered me exactly.

Like if it didn't work, he probably have a thirty day with trim policy.

I bet they're eighteen hundred dollars they're paying me.

Okay, what what was the tactical error?

Like you met the tactical error was?

I was like that day, I'm like, okay, it seems like hot enough because they were not the clothes, and like people kept opening the door and I was like, fuck, I'm all just buy it.

And uh so then I like I asked, like, how do I get this back to my place, do you guys deliver?

And he's like, no, you can just take it in a cart and bring out your car.

And so he gave me a tape measure the store manager, and I went out.

Turns out a three hundred pound son and doesn't fit in.

My super Roo.

So I get a hold like when.

You I need to interject when you talk about picking up the song, I was like, Oh, I guess he's picking up like a U Haul.

It was like, tell me, like, you can just go to U Haul for like seventy bucks and grab one.

Yeah.

No, I'm calling my buddy Dave and so Cayle, you've met David Katie.

I had them.

He's got a truck and Dave's an incredibly handy dude.

And I was like, all right, Dave, how about we do this If you I'll pay a hundred bucks, you bring the truck and then we go back to my place.

Aw's on last night.

I'm gonna make some my ties for you.

I'm gonna order some pizza for all of us.

You know, we're gonna have a good time.

I gave him my old swimmer together, so we made a night out of it.

It was very, very fun, and so we put it together and it came with a manual, and you know, we're drinking my ties and stuff, and the manual is like, hey, you know, you got to make sure before, during, and after these things you hydrate because you're gonna sweat out a lot of shit, is what the manual says.

I didn't do that, but I did drink a lot of alcohol.

Which, to be clear, removes water from your body.

Yeah, And so I think that was the tactical error.

Is I had my ties and like numerous beers last night, and then at like one am, I was like, all right, it was all heated up.

I was heating it up during the wrestling.

I get in there after, you know, a good amount of drinks, and I sat in there for like forty minutes, and I just feel like a piece of beef jerky today.

I just feel like there's just no moisture in any part of my body right now.

Yes, because you attempted to like jerk yourself.

Wow, you know what I mean?

You know what I mean, You know what I mean.

You tried to like treat yourself like a dried piece of meat.

Oh my god, you prepped for the sauna by removing the water from your Bodygerus.

Yeah, man, like like a tactical era error.

Oh what shriveled up skeleton dead day I'm doing in that song?

Is that?

People?

Yeah, I'm not the only one that has to You guys have the sibling energy now, Like Mike, I was watching your reactions.

I'm just like, that's sibling energy right now.

I know finally it's your turn, everybody else's turn.

Yeah, I was tactical error.

That tactical error is charitable for what you did.

Oh.

I was recently telling the story, Kayla, of when you were like ten years old and you were watching me play through all a snake Eater and you loved the boss more than anything, and I made you shoot her.

I have a lot of trauma with Dan involved in those memories and.

PD, Oh my god, did anyone else in the house, including your neighbor the bond that anyone was like hey Dan.

It was no the house was gone.

Also, I think the pets were really confused too, because it's got like you can do, like the lights can be different colors and stuff, and so I turn on like the red light and I turn off all the other lights, and so there's just this glowing red box and it's got a full glass front.

And I'm just sitting in there in the bathroom.

And at one.

Point like like this is for the audio listeners, I'm holding up a picture of.

What Star Wars darts see me, Like, what's going on in there?

Let's get comfortable in that red box?

Yes, And so I'm sitting in there, and just at a certain point, like Boss, my cat, and Raiser, one of my dogs, just like walks in and they walk up to the glass.

They just make eye contact with me in there, and they just leave the room.

Now, I don't know if you how out dangerous you thought the situation was.

To me, this sounds like one of the maybe top five closest moments you've been to death.

Oh like you don't you have known?

Instead, for the average person, I'd say this is my top ten.

It's not top fifty.

I was gonna say, this isn't even cracking a hundred.

I don't know, my god, you've got a super chat.

Yeah, we got a super Jefferan gangas Pride said, do not get drunk and get in a sauna.

Jesus Christ, I'm telling you right now.

It ain't gonna be the last time.

I can't be clear.

It is very dangerous and you shouldn't.

What do you do?

Like, I like a good shower beer.

What's better than a sauna beer?

Get you?

What does a shower have?

What does have?

Yeah?

Also, I'm looking at your sauna that you bought, and there's some interesting descriptors in the title of this product.

Yeah, low low emf I did see that.

That's some weird bullshit like that doesn't sound like a real thing.

Yeah, that's not.

Is it neutralizing your wave?

No, no, I'm not.

It's no fleshing scenes and it's not It's just a box that guitar.

That's all I will Teddy is a hot bok?

Teddy Vetter asked in just a normal chap, I'm gonna read it.

Can I make my subscription money specifically not go to dan when we're gonna create everybody the food off Dance Family.

Oh, Teddy, that is fucking funny.

Oh my god.

You know, I'm.

Probably gonna have a beers in the future, but I will try to like bring a butt.

Some water for yes, maybe not forty minutes twenty thirty.

You just gotta do it, guys, just let him.

He can have up beers.

No, he won't.

He just had a pretty bad scenario.

Actually yeah, because he have to actually pass out and smash his head on the floor and like almost die.

It's old back like stumples it two days later and resuscitates.

It was that life alert.

Yeah, Ray is gonna start like gnawing at the toes.

All right, this is good meat now.

No, the cat will eat him before the dogs.

I guarantee you, buddy.

Okay, Well, look, I think we all learned a lot somehow.

This feels like the end of the episode, but we're only just getting started, folks.

Because this if you could not tell us the call and show seven oh seven exit flu is our phone number, leave a voicemail.

Before the voicemail, I just want to check with Kayla.

It's a very important time for her.

Yesterday they announced the new Dynasty Warriors, so we're all thinking of you and.

Happy for you.

Yes, is that the right one to remake?

Kayla?

You are an expert of this.

I mean.

That's the good one to start with, because I feel like that was like the big one that a lot of people started their Dynasty Warriors streaming with that's how I started NATO Warriors.

So I mean that one's kind of like the staple the ground to where it involved in to a mountain.

You feel me?

Yes, Dicey war is one fighting game, dice Wars two the first move soap at a launch game kind of mad.

And then yeah, okay, I got youall.

I'm very happy for you.

As soon as I was like, okay, let's going to freak out about this, when I got your.

Text, I'm like today finally like elder scroll six or you know, but I'm happy with this news.

I wasn't expecting that.

So happy accident, happy for.

You, Thank you as you should.

Yes, yes, sorry, is it was it gonna have online stuff?

Wait is Warior segment?

No, it's over.

Actually I guess I'm producers tele but we got to move on to the show now.

It's it's in danse sauna.

That's where that conversation went.

Okay, uh gosh, darn it.

Uh right, seven oh seven eggs of flu that's the phone number.

Leave us a voicemail and maybe you will be one of the lucky voicemailers on next weeks episode.

But right now we're going to start things off with the only adult in the room.

That's right, Kayla, before the reason some would call you, that's the first.

Okay, I'll take it.

I'll take it.

Let me see.

Oh there's two that I see that I want to do.

I'll have to do the four Kayla, of course.

First, all right, this message is for Kayla.

Hey, Kayla.

I saw that you've been streaming Delta Snake Eater and that you've done other Metal Gear games in the past.

I was wondering if can you explain the overall Meddle Gear Solid story across all the games briefly?

Thank you.

Well, thank you caller for that question.

I do appreciate that.

Yeah, thank you.

You're welcome, which is what the color would say.

It's just the story.

Yeah.

I think the callers just saying, like, just see if you had to write like a couple of paragraphs about it's like, from the beginning to the end what happens in Meddle Year Solid.

Okay.

The guy Snake Eater, David is his name.

He works for the government and they're going against other governments.

But he's the main guy that make sure all the other governments are chill.

Like the Lolly lu lay Low and the Patriots.

They ask a lot of who they are.

We don't know.

Nobody knows until later, I guess.

And they go into a jungle, find a bunch of things, rock a launchers, gets shot at stuff and blows up a plant.

I think it was the place where they make the Patriots.

I think slash the Shagahad slash metal gears.

But it starts off as Shagohat Shagahad is the prototype baby boy of the middle gear.

Then it grows into a metal gear, and so we go there.

We're like, why are they doing this?

This is not where it's supposed to be.

They go and destroy that.

A couple of years later, all blind here they got making it again.

We got to shut it down.

It's in Alaska now.

Now it's clutted on over to our side of the states.

Let's go cut it down.

It's not a shaga Hawk this time, it's a metal gear.

They bran his not son, who is a replica of him, But he he doesn't know that he's not the only one.

He goes in there because that's all he's ever known.

He's cold.

He was retired, but they brought him back to a last tusk, and so he goes there and there's an English or British guy.

I don't know what accent.

It is really pretty here.

Uh, that's the bad guy.

He's like, all right, let's let's take down this guy.

Shoot him up.

There's helicopters.

People see your footsteps.

Oh, metal gear.

Okay, Hey shagahaw grew up.

Be a big boy.

Shoot that down.

Want my twin question Mark?

I hate you because you hate me.

Oh we have a dad question mark?

Cool?

Who's that?

Oh?

He was good, then he turned bad, but then he turned good again, and then he salutes me off and then we're both good and we hug weird.

Okay, let's shut down the metal gear.

Gotta guy.

Everything gets shot.

Sexy lady poster.

Here's sexy lady post there.

They are the Lalla lu lay Low's because ou la la if you feel me and the Patriots are the ones in charge of hiring the sexy lady posters, because.

That's what distracts me from this job.

So we got to shut it down.

They are the metal gears.

If you're picking up what I'm thrown down, So we got shut it down.

The La la lu lay Los So we take down the Patriots riding shows up.

Everybody hates them.

So let's get my brother, who's the president question Mark.

Let's kill him because he's like doctor Octopus from Spider Man.

That's trademark.

You can't have that.

Shut it down.

And then we kill him, and then we become old and.

Matter of two years because it's accelerated aging because we're not a real person.

We were grown at a test tube.

So we got to kill some people before I get killed from Lala lu lay Low cancer or something like that.

So I'm old.

Shut down everything else.

My twin comes back in an arm into another man.

Freaky s get a little well freaky here, but hey, it's middle gear.

We kill the arm, we kill the man.

Attached the arm on top of the building.

Very dramatic.

Shut it down.

I go and I see the boss one last time.

To Dad, Okay, he's dying because he gets close to me.

That's why you were absent.

I understand now, I forgive you the end.

Okay.

Wow, Wow, remarkably accurate.

Wow.

I was gonna say, I don't know anything about middle Gear, but I believe every last word that you said.

You immediately started with a with a with a falsehood.

Naked Snake's name is John and not David.

David is it's it is a credble that even like, you know, even with a goof, you can't just entirely skip metal Solid five story we're talking about the story of.

My favorite part was when you said the word question mark after a clearly questioned sentence.

That was my favorite.

Yeah, yes, that was that was art.

I think we just saw art.

Largely accurate.

Yes, that was good, largely accurate.

Yes, I actually liked some of your new names for things.

I like cancer more than fox dye.

Now, oh you said something.

People in chat were saying something like, uh, I saluted, salute me off or something.

It was just real good.

It's like a real good phrase.

Hey, salute me off before you okay, wow.

Thank you.

Make it trended up, trended.

Yeah, make it, make it chat, you know what to do, make it well, you know how this works.

It was good that it's so funny, Like, largely accurate is probably the best uh like critique anyone can receive these days.

Like I wish we heard the words largely accurate all the time.

Yeah, that would rule uh okay, let's move on to Dan.

Yes, voicemail, please, let's do uh cran Crankran.

It's Tony Mayo and his.

Wife from ann Arbor.

And we say cram because we're a Michigan crankrek.

He pronounces it crap.

Is everybody else in the US just fancy it's.

Cram, cram, cran crab crap, all right, love you guys by cram.

Yeah, yeah, totally think of when I hear someone say crayon, is like, whoa they seem affluent, they seem cultured.

How do you say the word crown?

You know what crown?

What?

It's a crown?

You drove it?

You You sound like you're saying a French word crow crown.

Yeah, not even make me think about too much.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Let me.

I'm depending because cram.

Yeah, for most of my life growing up, I called them crowns, and so I don't know.

If it's a Kansas thing, I would just say crown, no different than like a king's crown.

I did shift at a certain point because enough people gave me ship for it, and I was like, oh, it's crayon, I guess, so I say crayon they Michigan people apparently say cran and maybe Ohio.

What do they say in France?

Because it is it's it's a French bird, crayon, crayle.

Cran is just.

Crazy easy, saying he's less self conscious.

Cranachim say chimney, chimney, what are you?

Where do you?

Where's the fireplace?

Where's the smoking a fireplace?

Go up?

Chimney and a chimney chimney.

Different ways make me think about it too much.

She was pressure.

He said it my way, the way chimney.

I think she said everyone's way one time.

Oh man, chimney, right, chim chimney, chimney, chimney.

Okay, what what are other people saying?

Mike says, chimney chimney.

Uh, chimney, jimney.

Chimney, chimney.

I can't do it.

I can't do it.

You know, there's a lot of bits we do weigh too much.

This is not on events.

This is not one of them.

Chimney, chimney, chimney.

I burned on my crayons in the chimney.

I just realized.

For the audio listeners who might not know Kayla is my sister, I don't think.

That part.

Is that not established.

I don't know if like maybe people just listened to the dump truck, maybe they wouldn't know.

But Twitch dot tv slash Team Kayla, she is an appointment viewing for me.

Whenever she's streaming, she is, Oh yeah, she's great, she's great.

I mean I think through context clues, even the most departed giant bombers there would stitch those two things together.

Yes, for sure.

All right, mikey it is your turn.

Oh boy, well, why don't we just do uh, Mike Minatti.

To start, Mike Manatti more like Mike.

Miss Snotty.

Oh you're snawty boy.

I do feel stuffed pretty often.

But actually, and I never had that one as a kid, never had miss Snotty.

I think I've ever called too many names, right, yeah, yeah, no, no, Miss Snotty.

That's pretty good, though.

Surprised Scotty turns out yeah Scotti right for sure?

Everybody nobody was like, no one did that either.

Okay, I get snotty at time.

And so this is another weird new thing I'm doing.

I got a thing, what's that?

Yeah?

Yeah, issues and stuff.

You know, I have the sinus surgery and all that.

So you know.

I get free stuff from like Instagram and stuff every once in a while.

One of the most recent ones I got is a thing it's called the Tivit clear up and it's supposed to run across your stuff here and it shoots electricity and to your face to clear up your sinuses.

Uh, I was skeptical.

I looked.

I've been doing it.

I've done it long enough to know.

But it's weird because it's like if you put it up here, which you're supposed because you've got signus stuff up here, it'll make your eye just like vibrate, like your eye will start twitching because electricity.

It's like a little bit because it's like a stin.

It's like a little sin it's like a tins machine type thing.

But you run it around your sinus stuff.

But it is weird to feel little lightning bolts going into your eye.

But I mean doing something, Yes, and so you're getting electrocuted.

That's drinking beers in the song, Yes.

Seriously before the A.

It is peculiar how often you seem to voluntarily electrocute yourself, Like, I guess it's more than most people.

Yeah, have a decorated history of electricute.

Remember when that.

Watch came out that was Gonna Electricute movie, Like, wasn't God.

Yeah, you were so excited about it.

As soon as you got it, you're like, ow, this hurts.

It's stopped wearing.

It sucks.

You sound like the people I used to be friends with out of college who were like, you know, I we all everyone used to smoke cigarettes, and I was I think I've told this story, and they were like, hey, we're gonna quit smoking cigarettes.

We're going to Queen's to be electrocuted.

And I was like, A, I'm not going to get electric I'm just gonna try and stop.

B I don't think we could be friends anymore.

And that's kind of what, right, So this is sort of falling into maybe that category of electric induced therapy.

It is weird because it a lot of it comes through like whatever my like Instagram algorithm is so like there was a time when I was just getting a buch of free luggage and I was like, this is great, I use luggage, and then I don't know if the algorithm just realized, like my back hurts, and like I got all like stuff like sinus stuff, because now it's given me all this shit that it's like I'm getting it for free.

But it's like, Okay, this is literally like a bed of spikes.

It's the shack they mat thing and it's a thing of spikes and I lay down on for thirty minutes and I've shown bak my back afterwards.

It's got a million little holes in it and stuff, and it's supposed to help with Like I mean, Kayle, you've done physical therapy stuff.

I don't know if there's science to it or anything, but I've been doing that.

That's kind of like acupulcture is.

Just like acupressure is what they say with the man.

So I think what's happening with you, Bud, is like you are consumed with the notion of free in an incredibly healthy, unhealthy way.

This is my father, this is from my free.

Medieval torture therapy totally.

So so I feel like the free element of these things blinds you to the fact that they might just be uh, you know, sort of glorified snake oil yeah or mean yeah.

And I think I'm a skeptical person by nature, and so it's like with anything that doesn't seem like they're actually going to do any damage.

Or anything.

I will always give it a shot.

And like, there's definitely some stuff I tried.

This seems like and the thing sending electrical beams very close to your brain was potentially dangerous.

I did you know.

I looked it up and it actually did like it seemed like it was like FDA approved and staid, well, I don't know what that means now, but you know what I mean.

Yeah, right, so I don't know.

I'll try it, you.

Know, man, I looked this up on the internet, which I'm sure I will uh be upset about later when I start getting fed as oh sure s yeah, but the the stock image of this lady just shocking herself and the smile on her face.

Smiling in the mirror doing by.

The way, damn, when Kayla's gonna be on, You're like sucks, like, oh, I'm so excited for people to realize Kayla is weirder than me.

And then this is what you've brought today, This is what this is what you have.

Brought to No, seriously, Kayla, You're you're out by a mile right now.

Like there's a lot, there's a lot you'll have to do.

I'm just bumble this at the goal line.

I'm just a curious man.

Yeah, no, I I get it.

Your curiosity is dominated by the notion of free.

Yes again, you've met my father and that's ah, it's strong.

It is.

It is a strong genetic thing.

Like I remember, like he called me once just being like dann like I missed the call and I was freaking out because it's like, oh, he's so he hates talking on the phone, like something bad must have happened, and so I call him back to me.

His dad is everything.

Okay.

I think I stepped away from like a BombCast recording.

His dad is everything, okay.

Yeah.

I just wanted to tell you I found out that at.

The place that it's like a place that sells stuff to like benefit like homeless shelter or something like that, they sell old bread that's like expired and stuff.

He's like, I can get a hold oad of bread for a dollar.

It's like, oh, okay, that's why he's go He's excited about the dollar bread.

Yeah.

I don't know if like frugality is passed through DNA.

I don't know, I mean, but just think it's just.

Learned exposure to it.

Yeah yeah, yeah, Kaylee, I mean you don't have the Paul jeans, so you've never heard.

My dad was really into cupons too, because whatever, whenever I went to the grocery store with him, we can.

Only get things to have a cupon.

Ye.

So I could never get like my cookie Chris or like wild berry pop tarts because there's never a cupon for them, right.

Yeah, there's absolutely the refusal to buy anything that doesn't have a coupon yet yep.

So that's that's why they got along together.

So well, ye brother, do you cupon?

There's a thing Kayla's dad and my dad used to do when they were in high school, uh, and drove my dad insane.

So give you a sense of the relationship between Kayla's dad and my dad.

They'd be going to a party or something together and my dad would be like a four way stop or something like with its like red light, and my dad would be in front in his car and Dan, her dad would be behind, and Dan would just put his bumper up against my dad's fender and just accelerate him into the intersection.

My dad would just be freaking out, what is.

Wrong?

And then the thing you would do, Kayla, your dad, my stepdad, I also.

Want to know why these two people are so close.

But that's another whole thing.

It's okay, So, Cayla, I don't know if he ever did this.

You your dad would do this thing when I was in the passenger seat and he was driving.

He would always do this thing where he'd be like, hey, what's that and I would look out the window and then he would just like jerk the car and make my head would slam it into the window.

You what, what?

What?

What is that?

Like?

Is that like a little lion that kills the old patriarchy that kills all these cubs?

Is that I don't know?

No'm like I think it's just I think it's two things.

I think it's boomers and Kansas.

I think has hit a much stronger like fucking with your friends and family culture than other places, because like I tell these stories and like I feel like, you know, Kayla, you know we're always like our friends and family would always like funk with each other all the time.

Yeah, wait, that is not on, but but it is uncommon putting a family member into traffic, Yes, it's uncommon.

Dangerous other people and be like the little the night or.

Like yeah, it's funny, hilarious, hilarious, I get it.

Hey, Paul, look outside, I burned your shed down.

Cool like.

You scallywag this rivalry ever and yeah, okay, well it takes all kinds.

It takes all kinds.

Going just a paint picture a little more here.

When my when my dad and my mom got divorced, my dad moved into his own house and Dan, her dad, was his roommate.

So when I was little, when I went to my dad's on the weekend, I would go to my dad and dance, and so for a while, for like years, it was like Dan and my dad in his roommate Dan.

And then Dan moved out of my dad's house and moved in with my mom and married her, and so then it's like, oh, now I've got Dan at mom's house instead of a dad's house.

I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

That was the weirdest, Yeah, Kayla, or we are very used to this, Yeah.

So weird.

Oh my god, each other.

Like my mom knew my dad while of course she's married to Paul and were all friends.

But I didn't actually like start dating until a couple of years after the divorce.

But you know, I grew in blossom over time.

Okay, yeah, my dad is less weird than his dad.

So I don't even know if weird is the word.

I don't know what it is.

I just can't even like follow the thread like they.

Used to be back.

It sounds like a sitcom where like we had to make sure all the principal cast members are involved, so like the same people.

And the.

Rolls of father like course.

Right right, yes, yea, so that's big name.

Thank the Lord we must for that.

Of course.

It sounds like a town with twenty people no suburbs.

What that means, I don't know.

I don't know.

I can't follow the fucking circus.

Holy ship.

Out still, like when I went and we went to the Ozarks like last summer and her current.

Husband, Like yeah, I think that's like like parents got divorce and are a little weird with each other.

Like I envy that.

That is nice.

Yeah, but I mean like for Thanksgiving, like when I go back, like my mom has my dad Thanksgiving gives.

Them lots of leftovers to he loves.

No, that's not weird, that's actually nice, right because especially when the kids rightly it's it was that whole little sort of musical chair room dad thing.

That was house.

Now he lives instead of my dad, right right.

Wow, it was awesome because like when I had to go to my dad's place, my dad had like, you know, sweepotatoes and stuff I was afraid of.

When my dad would go piss, I would slide them over and Dan would eat all my veggies that I was scared of.

Cool, Dad, Cool, yeah, cool.

And my dad went to my mom.

Yeah.

It was just a big marriage circle.

Right, as as as things tend to be, isn't it.

Yeah?

Okay, sure, Well we've all learned a lot.

I'm I need to recalculate, recalibrate just a little bit.

Did you write all that down, Mikey?

I can't.

I don't know.

Someone has to update the scrolls.

Certainly the story must not go down with this podcast.

All right, Well, look, I'm gonna dig us out of that.

We'll call it whole and we will move on a full week dot m P three.

Hey go here.

I was thinking if all of you were dumped into like a fully prepared campground, like nothing was actually set up, but everything was there for you to set up.

Who do you think would be able to make it like a full week now.

I kind of already feel like jan good because he's already done like backpacking trips and everything.

But like, could anybody else maybe grub?

I don't know, what do you guys think?

I love you?

What's he's referring to here?

Like as far as like just surviving, like finding food, Like he's a fully prepared campsite.

Is there food there?

He's gonna, you know, just start a fire.

Yeah, that's doable.

I mean as long as there's food in a place to sleep.

You know, I'm good foraging.

Are we like there's no food again?

Yeah, sunk all of a sudden there, But I assume that there's not for I think there's a you know, fire, maybe it's even like a grill, but I think and maybe you know, fishing supplies and maybe even like archery.

But I think you have to go yeah, yeah, so you would have to be able to let's say, you'd need to be able to catch fish and cook them as a baseline for survival.

Here, I can catch fish.

It's been a long time, but I did that kid watch my uncle skin of fish once to pay for fruit, and like that gross me the fuck out.

So I can do that, all right, So okay, I'll give you the fish corpses and you get them ready, you just eat the snaky.

Would get sick.

Sush sushi is raw fish, right.

Yeah, yeah, but it depends again on the fish.

Like they you know, they don't just do any fish for sushi.

They kind of know.

I bet it's probably mostly fine.

Uh, you would probably rather cook them.

It reduces the risk of disease.

There's a reason why we cooked.

And it's easier.

You just you know, I had to put it over a fire.

I think I'd be fine.

I don't say I would do it gracefully.

Well, there's a matter of survival.

I would get through the week.

Yeah, I don't.

I think it's very doable.

A week is you know when when when you were at your with then you can survive on a lot.

Who who could start a fire out of us?

A fire I've done I've done it a long time ago.

Yeah.

I mean again, that's like fully prepared.

Like, okay, what is the fire starting situation?

Like are you giving me the fire?

Start a lighter?

I'll tell you to spark, you know, like rock embargoes up now on the otay and I will say, one of my favorite little gimmicks is when you make a camp and you make a fire.

It's like, got the kindling down there, and then you got to like point with the like motion and you swipe up on the track pad to like do the rock and the flints and you can, and then you blow into the microphone to kind of blow the fire up a little bit like that.

I like that.

Yeah, And then you have like a fish or something on a stick and you use the motion to like flip it up and down until the fish is done.

It's it's really gimmicky, but in like a really fun way.

I think maybe everyone agrees.

One of the things I like about the PS five is when they do a lot of dual sense gimmicks.

I'm like, this makes this feel like a distinct platform.

Yeah, but I don't like the blowing.

I think the blowing is like.

You can you can turn it off in the accessibility, but I definitely turned it on, although I've only always had my controller on mute, so it didn't work.

It was like what the was going nuts?

And I was like, oh right, I gotta press the button and then you can open it up.

Yeah.

Interesting fun game, very funny.

Yeah, I think we I honestly do think we would all survive.

I'll say that caller do.

Yeah, everyone is very confident about grub, so I I feel like that tracks.

Yeah he's a boy scout for a bit.

Think, Okay, that'll be fine, Haylo.

I can see you like hunting things fun yeah, yeah, yeah, I think yeah.

Could you?

Could you kill a wild animal?

And absolutely?

Yeah?

Bring it on?

What would you you could?

Like?

Have you ever done it?

No?

I've only done like the fishing and shot a frog with Bene.

That's about it.

But video games, I'm.

Real good at it, the pretty low level stuff, I guess, right, Like I feel like fish are the least grossest things to kill, right.

Slimy and flip floppy.

But they're not expressive, right, they don't make death throat death noises like a deer will.

Yeah.

I don't want to do that sound like.

Yeah, it's like, ow, why did you shoot me?

I have seen Kayla, like last year she was here and there were giant snapping turtles in my lawn and they were like, holy ship, this is crazy, and like I was like, oh man, where the dog is go to pee?

That sucks?

And the Kayla just went out there and just have video of her like just grabbing snapping turtles that are like bigger than a dinner plate.

And one of the videos, it turns around in snaps at you, it tries to bite you.

It's a snapping turtle.

I know, Like this is insane that you're so comfortable doing that.

Grabbing the right place, just another range with your face.

You won't get a bit, don't.

Sorry.

What does your grandma say about if you get bit by a snapping turtle?

The only way to get them to let go?

Do you remember this?

This is to have them to hear thunders.

Yeah, yeah, there's.

All just whip up some thunder.

I don't know if I could kill an animal unless it was like absolute survival necessary, Like I don't know if.

I could do it.

Yeah, and someone who eats meat.

I I know, I realized the hypocrisy there, but like I couldn't do it.

I can't see I can't.

Yeah, Mike, if you ever hunted, nah, I.

Don't want to.

I just write the story about my grandpa and I don't want to kill animals.

Really.

I'll go fishing and then I'll usually catch and release.

I don't really want to kill it.

Deer.

Thing's weird because the difficulty curve is all off because you know, it's like the bigger the animal, like, the more prestige it is to kill it, like, well, the easier target it is, sure shoot, Like shooting a deer seems easier than a rabbit.

That's why it was always weird in uh Conrail No org on trail because it's like, go hunt, well, just shoot the oxen.

You get like enough meat for the rest of the trip.

You can do that, or you can shoot rabbits and waste all your bullets and get like no food.

So my grandpa got Dick Cheney in the face.

No, what is that?

Was a vice president who got shot in the face.

Kayla, Oh, I've.

Seen skits about that, and like, damnly guy.

And then.

Didn't wait, no, no, he didn't get shot in the face.

He shot that's right now.

But my grandpa got shot and there's a bunch of buckshot in his face until like he would have me just like press his face and I could feel all the buck shot in there.

And then the dude who he shot apologized the thing.

Yeah, yeah, if you're.

A cool stuff all right, we'll pivot out of that and we'll go right into the first uh chat voicemail twitch Chat.

Chose Disney boy, Mike.

I mean, you're a Disney boy.

Do you know how to like write.

In language?

Doesn't the D look like a G if you're not a Disney boy and you're not a Disney boy?

What color is in a coma?

Okay?

I deciphered it in the Walt Disney logo.

They have a very stylized D.

It was based off of Walt Disney's signature.

It wasn't quite that stylized when he would write it actually, but they've kind of, you know that it more or and more.

I was, I will say, as a kid, it didn't even read to me as a D.

I was just like, oh, that's backwards.

Yeah, yeah, well it's a D.

It's just that they really emphasized that bottom tail and really wrap it around so it kind of looks g ish, but like, I don't know, it's like, what's like no, and you know you kind of figure out, Okay, yeah, that's it's a D.

It's a very stylized cursive handwriting D.

Yeah.

I agree.

Disney though, is pretty Goodney.

Boy are sexual windows and Disney movies.

Right sure, in the sky the clouds or something.

That's what I was thinking.

Kayla, you nailed it.

I was feeling more like a Disney boy than a Disney boy last week, to be honest.

But yeah, there's nothing but that.

Thank you caller.

Please call from outside the sauna next time.

All right.

We went to YouTube chat for the next one and they chose whoppers.

Hey, I just drove past the Burger King and the sign outside just said whoppers.

That's pretty good.

I like that.

Whoppers.

Guys, everyone Burger King has given up.

It's actually pretty sad.

I don't know if you've been to Burking lately.

I had to go because sometimes the kids want to.

Then says it's bad and there's.

Never been good.

I get that, but it's ro It's depressing.

It's like when you see you know, the friend who's like in a really responding like they're not gonna make it.

I don't know what to do.

I'm trying to.

Help in high school.

Yeah, yeah, it's bur King is depressing.

Like that's the most we give up thing ever.

They just put the word whoppers on their The.

Whopper is just so sloppy.

Like falls apart as you eat it, like everything's getting squished out of it and falling apart.

Right, there's not enough like glue there for them me because it doesn't even come.

There's too much like condiments, and it's just like a slip and slide in there.

I've ever had a whopper.

I never had one either.

You know, never it mustard on the sky.

Well that's that's not why.

But I'm sure.

She got her happy with meat as a kid.

My god, you're a grown man.

I was four years old.

You were a grown man.

Just bread.

Yeah see, Oh wow, context matters, Dan, Thank you Kayla for killing up the situation, because on its face those are two insane.

But when you hear about.

Four year old, I eat mustard.

Now, so you know the last eight months you can have a plane whopper.

That's fine.

Uh Why have you never had a whopper?

Back?

I like to say, you think you're good for one?

No, I just like Burger King never appealed to me.

I was always like a Wendy's McDonald Yeah.

When these McDonald's were always better for sure.

Yeah.

The most I ever ate Burger King was when they had those three sixty games and chicken fries.

So like in like two thousand and four, two thousand and five or whatever they were, they put the King in the Fight Night.

Yeah.

There are three Xbox three sixty games, pocket Bike Racer Sneak King, which is where you're sneaking around as the Burger King, and uh, what's the other one, racing Big Bumping, big Bumping.

Yeah yeah, yeah.

Bur King only had two things that slightly ever interested me.

The BK Kids Club when I was a child that had fun commercials and that one like they did it, and then when they did the commercials with the King and it was this weird guy in this weird costume.

When the King was good good marketing, good marketing, bad food, Like.

Yeah, what you gonna do?

Nothing Since then they've had nothing at all.

They like tried to prop up their chicken, their hockey puck chicken sand it's not even hockey pucke, it's long chicken.

It was close.

Yeah.

The fries are good, but are not like and are really good there too, Okay, Okay, see.

Where I grew up, there was also Roy Rogers.

I don't know if you guys know.

What that is.

I've been to one on like road trips.

We don't have never I think.

That's where they've been sort of shuddered too.

But those are like big Fried Chicken and Hamburger.

Those were banging.

Those were real bang.

Oh my god, Chat says, OMG Dan is playing Sneak King for Blight Club.

I do know it's a three sixty game.

They joked that it's like I have everything I need to be it to the beards.

Mike Dan's game.

If you look at it's pretty interesting.

But uh yeah, wait, wait do you already do you already know what your game is?

I have it right here, but I don't know.

I watched the Indivirtual Highlight yesterday.

That game's something I just joined you as a man over time and then you hated it.

Yeah.

I was enthusiastic about it for a while there, and then I was not.

I was not feeling it.

But the end, I don't know.

I don't know what that.

I don't know that, uh what the game is?

Dan, But I can't but Chat saying that game is only thirty minutes and there's no way you're playing a thirty You need to suffer.

Shorter games this this run.

But okay, I could be wrong.

I don't know.

Oh wow, hefe gobloom, and Jet says they just opened to Roy Rogers again in South Jersey, where I would visit that place next time I'm down there.

That's awesome.

All right, thank you, chat.

Let's swing back around to Kayla for the next voicemail.

I want romance please.

Hey, with all this talk of Michigan and a girlfriend recently, I figure we haven't heard like.

A lot of romance stories from him.

So Mitch dropped the dirt.

What's like your best bad romance story other than that one about you know, the Bloodham game.

I like this spill.

Oh God, getting nasty.

Get into Disney.

No, no, I don't know.

I remember the one date just had a bar, and like it was mostly her telling me to stop being so loud.

It's just like you're so loud.

I'm like, sorry, I won't do that anymore.

They're like five minutes, like you're still pretty loud.

Like what was that about.

I understand you're not like appreciate the background noise, Like what.

Was going on?

I'm a loud person.

I suppose we had a bar.

I think she overreacted.

I thought that it was completely fine.

There's that it was like, oh gosh, I saw how to Trick your Dragon two on a date once and like I was like, I held her hand.

Later she was like, I thought that was like pretty lame and cheesy that you held my hand during a movie.

And I was like, oh, sorry, I didn't know that was out of style.

My bad, that's I thought.

I ask you it.

Oh good thing you ran away from that.

Oh my god?

Yeah the hell she was.

Yeah, her job, that's cold.

Well, her job was an illustrator for online erotic fiction, if I recall correctly, so she might have had a working sense of romance.

So she's got a Blue Sky account.

Maybe this is a while ago, that's yes.

So what were the what was the reaction that it was it was cheesy?

Yeah, she thought it was lame.

I think, okay, all right, it's all kinds.

I guess I do sympathize a little bit with like the the loud voice stuff.

I'm very sensitive to that if like it's a fine line.

But if someone I'm with is speaking just a couple of decibels over, like, what I internalize is like the threshold, it makes me uncomfortable.

I get here worth the ship.

I need you to speak at my level are above.

I usually speak at the level I want people to talk to me.

Yet, so I'm mentally a loud person.

So I like loud.

Maybe it's because, like so, I will struggle hearing people sometimes.

Yeah.

I even have like a couple of friends that kind of low talkers and like their friends that I primarily hang out with in bars, and it's like, boy, one out of four things you say, I am just never going to hear actually through context clues to try to make sure the conversation.

Is just not a smile.

Yeah, exactly, all right, Dan, you're up with Oh God, eccentric uncle.

So you're great cousins.

Old uh, eccentric uncle died and left you with two million dollars the catches.

You're only allowed to spend it on opening a retail store, and you're not allowed to sell video games.

What are you going to do?

Jen?

I know you're going to.

Open a coffee and known'm store, but what about everybody else?

What is your store going to be?

Gosh, Like, what's what's the strategy?

Do you want to just sell something that you are into or are interested in, or you want to sell something We're going to have the least obnoxious clientele possible.

It's your choice.

I mean, yeah, whatever, I know what I would do.

Uh.

Bonk and I have talked about this because when we go down to Kansas and we were living with Kayla for like a month while we were waiting for our house to close.

There's a place in Kansas City called it's a chain called Hawaiian Bros.

And it is just like just Hawaiian style chicken.

It's like this holy chicken and rice and pineapple and they have That's when I first had doll Whip, Mike.

They have doll Whip there, right, and it's super super good.

I would love to open a franchise of that.

Yeah, but a whole a restaurant situation could be a lot.

You're getting into a lot of You're just a money guy, right, Yeah, I guess.

I guess you can hire people do the annoying stuff.

Look, I'll say it, there's a you should probably have to see semen at some point.

I think the surf reset it.

I'm actually played, are going to have a day with that?

What the hell was that?

I think we we were server was again here just was discord reset itself.

So when it put me back in it played my b what was this?

It said something about that.

That's when my inners a discord call.

It says that, all right, it's really weird every time.

Yeah, care, I'll do it again and uh say it along for the audio listeners.

Look, I'll say it.

There's a you should probably have to see semen at some point.

Okay.

Everyone's like, Mike, you had to set that up, and I'm like, well I didn't, and no one believes me that, like somebody with server permissions was able to set up that police recording to be my instruance of music for a freaking well.

Look, I'd expect nothing less from the from the Disney kids, we.

Were like, Gisney Hex prof is right to say that a super tight here a restaurant is not a retail.

Yeah, that was my first thought.

But then they said to sup in a coffee and donut place, and I was like, oh, the food's on this Okay, it.

Depends that JA can open up a ground coffee store and may not.

At that point, maybe you have like a.

Carton some mugs and T shirts and stuff.

Honestly, retail is fucking impossible, Like I it ain't fun.

I don't.

I just don't know.

Like, if we're just in a vacuum and like we're not worried about you can still actually being successful.

No, you can't.

Uh the store and buys a vacuum, right.

I see vacuum repair shops everywhere.

I don't know who goes there.

I've never been to vacuum repair shop, but they still exist.

Repair.

Yeah, okay, sorry, I have some breaking news from Christopher in the chat, who works with Mike and has known him for a long time.

Apparently Christopher has explained to Mike how he set his entrance music to be that quote, and Mike still blames other people.

So my fault.

Immediately assumes everything is by fault.

It is wrong most of the time about that.

My great great producer on the podcast in terms of a signing blame to me.

I give him an f I I.

Know you to be the most truthful person, Mike.

Yeah.

My inclination is to believe Mike first.

Accidentally deleted my dad's phone number for the face of planet.

I told you all immediately.

Yeah, I wouldn't be lying about this.

Look, of course, it's possible I somehow accidentally did it.

I really don't think so.

I think call me crazy.

It's more likely that somebody with permissions to do it thought it would be funny if it played a clip of me talking about semen every time I walked into a discord service, stead of me accidentally mister magooing my way into doing that.

Interesting.

I believe you.

Thank you.

Like I said, I believe you so much that I want you to pick the next voice man.

Oh good Maybe maybe I won't pick one my name on it has been doing too much of that.

How about represent your name?

If you had to elect somebody of your name to represent all of your name, who would it be?

Oh, I'm John So I think John Goodman.

That's a good one, killed right, Jeff excellent?

Jeff damn?

What do you Champ?

Love you guys, Danny Glover seems cool.

Craig Dania, Craig's pretty good.

I think I'd give it up the Keaton for the Michaels.

I think Michael Keaton might have us all pretty covered.

Everybody still like pretty much just loves him with like no holding back, right.

Yeah, people, yeah, but you know, uh, in the spirit of not electing the oldest people we know, I like, yes, I'm about to say Jeff Goblum or Jeff Bridges, who's probably I.

Mean he's a kind of old people names now, you know.

Jeff is you do not see anyone under Fry named Jeff.

I mean, I'm sure there's some younger Michaels.

I don't know, famous Zoomer Michaels.

Michael's timeless.

You're gonna be fine.

Yeah, let's see famous famous dance Dan Bilsarian.

Is he cool?

Should say Dan Danny DeVito?

I would take that.

Yeah, Kaylo, this is a tough one cause yeah, I feel like jam too.

I'll represent the chance, do it?

Wait, Oh my god, Trey Lucian, your kid is named Jeff.

That's amazing.

Thank you for keeping the tradition alive.

And well, I'd be fine.

Michael Bay did it, but I don't know about everyone else.

Michael Bay.

Yeah, really, of all the Michaels, that's your choice.

I mean, look, Michael J.

Fox would be great, but.

You know.

Whoa that's not what Wow, he's not active anymore.

Yeah, that's what you mean.

He doesn't act anymore.

Oh wow, where were you when Mike got cancer?

It's just so it's just so weird coming out of your mouth like that, like that's not your that's not your energy.

What is this.

Not Michael?

Was this Mike Pence?

Fella?

What's his story?

Myself?

Would this guy?

Christ?

All right, God, we gotta get out of this.

Let me help.

I'll choose the next thing.

No famous Kayla's.

You can't find anyone I saw that looks cool.

I guess.

Kayla Harrison is an American Florida former judoka who competed in the way category.

Current mixed martial artist.

She won the twenty ten World Championship.

This Kayla's not that unusual name.

Why don't you have any famous Kayla's here?

Right, We're in the presence of one, is the first answer to the question.

The second answer is that I just don't think it.

I think it's like now a very popular name to say that.

Yes, I was almost named Jessica.

I was born Jessica Alba.

I can do my almost name.

There's plenty of Jessica.

Are we still doing Jessica Biel versus Jessica Alba talks these days?

Yeah?

You see, we as met have to pick these women against each other to fight, which what we fight more visually pleasing to us it matters what I refused to snoop to that level and objectify.

Yes, exactly.

Remember everybody keep trying Mikey Now.

I did beloved Icon Michael J.

Fox, Michael J.

Fox more than you.

I disliked Mar's attacks, specifically because I hated the way they killed Michael J.

Fox in it.

Yeah, that one means to the future.

We would what what are weird?

Weird?

So you're saying you liked him back then?

I Scott did not watch it when he had that new show.

I didn't.

Did you?

Were you watching.

Michael was a big spin city guy?

Yeah?

Oh yeah, I bet you kept watching the Charlie she here's a piece of it.

I bet you did highlights of the series.

Did I thought I was done?

I wasn't get this guy out of here.

I don't think I trust him.

He's going to have a big crash gears later.

What was what was this thing Tiger supplied.

Or something winning?

Was this big thing winning Tiger blood?

You have some real remember when we used to forget about shitty people.

That made come back up?

Is he done a book or something?

He's been kind of like I've seen some headlines that were seems like he's kind of introspective and seems to have even down a little bit.

Yeah, but when that happens because they're looking for a comeback of their.

Yeah, exactly.

I mean there's definitely a book involved, or or something documentary documentary.

There you go, All right, We'll we'll file that under who fucking cares and we'll move on to.

Who's hey Midnights?

So Mike is George Costanza and dan Is Kramer?

That would make Jeff Beck lar Lane.

The only question is who's Jerry?

Is it Jeff Grubb?

Is it someone else?

Thanks, Cayl.

Have you seen Seinfeld?

I was just about to ask what he's referring to.

Okay, but you know what, Yeah, there you go, that's all.

But you know what it is?

Probably I think it's you can hear the names of the of the characters from Sipho and not be like, of course, man really didn't.

I can introduce a Seinephold in your book.

I'm the one who's woke.

I'm an ally.

Some of you may have heard the story, but just to illustrate her pop culture thing knows musical stuff very well, like her musicals.

But when her and I went to the comedy seller in New York City.

Once they did a walk on.

It was Already Lang did a walk on, not expecting her to know Already Lang by any means.

But you know, he got a big he got a big reaction, people like, oh my god, already Lang's here.

He did a walk on.

I got a call from my mom A couple of days after, Kayla goes back to Kansas and she's like, I heard you guys saw al Pacino do stand up.

I was like, what.

Cal said?

You went to a comedy club and al Pacino did.

No, I see what happened here.

No, she's correct, and.

You see what happened here.

Caleb beas Cayler probably doesn't know who al Pacino is, and so she just heard Already Lang and somehow thought al Pacino and went home and said, oh I saw al Pacino do stand up?

Made sense to me, incredible.

So you just said al Pacino because you're like, that's the only famous person name I could think of it the.

Name that I retained from that moment.

You'll start with an a sound.

Already Lang and al Pacino potato potato same.

I see it.

I don't know with you, but I see it.

So that's all to say.

The Seinfeld thing does not surprise me.

All right, right now, she knew, But Kayla, you knew, you said, what's the deal?

You did it?

He did the thing that's like, watch Seinfeld.

I've seen his like snippets of you know, people parodying that.

Do you like sitcoms?

I like The Office?

I like it's always sunning, Philadelphia Wreck.

You know, like the nineties ones.

I'm a big Fraser guy.

You ever watched Fraser?

The deal with.

Phrases are very different.

Don't get me going.

I'll tell you what the deal with Fraser.

I got a lot to say.

I'm obviously very familiar with Seinfield, but I was never like into it in the way that people were into it.

For sure.

I'm a but I'm a gigantic curb person.

Yeah, all right, like Seinfeld a lot, especially, Like that was one of the first things, like being kind of like an older kid, I was like, oh, this is important.

Everybody seems to like this.

The finale was everybody was watching it, right, And I would watch a lot of rereunts.

So like Seinfeld to be clear, Grubs definitely the Jerry Seinfeld.

He's a bit more of the straight man, but still is kind of goofy in his own ways for sure, as a.

Lane is actually weirdly spot on.

Yeah yeah, I get it a little, you know, in it all in endearing ways, like a little fussy maybe, right, yeah, totally.

Merlin in twitch chat brought up a good point always, Sonny is works because I because I think of mostly like the roots that Seinfeld laid down.

Oh yeah, it's very yeah, yeah, yeah, it's very much the modern It's just like it's a bunch of people, right, these terrible people trying to be idiots.

Yeah, and interacting with the world that just doesn't understand them.

All right, we gotta go in a few minutes here, so let's have let's have twitch chat to choose the next one, and twitch chat chose Manati the cook.

Hey guys, so I feel kind of bad.

Uh So the bomb cast that Manatis he does the introduce Rob is the Coke captain.

And then imply that Jan was the first captain.

And I feel bad because I just assumed.

That Jen's like pilot and then that Glar was the implied captain.

So I'm sorry, Jan, but like, what other positions on the ship are you guys like the cook Oh yeah, sorry, Jan.

I think I think Jen could fill in the cooks.

But he's the captain of the bomb cast, the one who's you know, hosting that show.

He's got to be the captain.

Now, right, Well, the captain probably has cooked on one or two ships.

Sure, but like he starts on his job.

If he does that, he's kind of being a bit like a chilly guy.

Sure.

Maybe when it's anchored, I'll go in the galley.

I don't think i'll cook.

I'll do it and whenever, just get a stew going or something right difficult for I want to be.

The cannon shooter.

We're talking about spired ships.

Sure, cannon shooter.

Cannon on somebody's entire job.

Very many times where the cannon needs to be shot.

Tae required about amenity.

Yeah, I love that.

Like you're the first roll of a ship that you thought, like someone and I should you thought it was like firing an ancient cannon.

Yeah, I did see a good in the Here is a good question.

I don't know what to expect from the answer here, Kayla.

I got a lot of ship a few years back when pirates came up in conversation and oh yeah.

So if I were to ask you, like, what do pirates do, what would you say?

Pirates?

You know, look for the booty.

They're just out there on the seas, plunging other ships.

They're just being delinquents, and you know, because they're stronger.

They're cooler, they can sneak up on you, take your stuff, and make themselves more powerful.

I think she does know it more than your brother.

Didn't realize they did anything illegal.

I didn't know they I didn't know they stole stuff.

He just thought they were fashionable.

They were sailing around.

I thought it was like you just thought, I don't know, like give me Buffett fans before Buffet.

Yeah, like you know guys that you know, like meet up with their friends and ride motorcycles around or something.

You know, Yeah, it's just an MC but on the water, Yeah, they steal stuff, Yes.

They do.

That's the things ever seen of the Caribbean.

Dan.

I saw the first one, the documentary.

I don't remember anything about it.

There's a fish Man or something.

That's the second one.

So I saw the trailer for that.

Okay, yeah, I don't remember if you went through like all the motions after but like you came to understand like, oh right, the word pilate, you know it makes perfect sense.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I understand.

I was wrong.

Yeah, okay, just and it created for a great moment, so legendary, legendary moment.

Indeed.

Thank you, Thank you caller, thank you Dan.

Uh.

We went to twitch chat for the next Oh no, that was twitch at YouTube chat.

This is gonna be the last voicemail folks.

Okay, sorry, Kayla.

We'll do a little bonus one for for premium friends here in a second.

But uh, let's go to YouTube chat and they chose companionship dot MP three.

You just referenced that he has a girlfriend, and that's just the best.

I was concerned for our boy, but he's.

Very private about it, so it's nice to know that he has some companionship.

Anyway, that's a love and.

Uh yeah, give give all Mikey Minario old pat on the back.

It's a good job on the romance pal.

Yeah, do that all right?

Bye?

Does anyone ever accused Mike of being private?

Well, I mean yeah, not really.

I feel like I knew a lot about you within like a month of meeting.

You, right right, yeah, but yes, congrats, Yes, thank you, Yes, Peyton, she watched it.

She's a fan, you know that's yeah, yeah, like you know that's how she I bet hers because she watches all of this stuff.

She's she's been a giant UMP fan before I was on it.

So there, I don't know if we should say sorry or thank you.

That's amazing, To be clear.

She approached me.

I'm not I'm not somebody who's gonna go slide into like people who watch the show's DM.

I'm not la.

Person that would be that would be.

I wouldn't be comfortable with that.

I don't think there's a soul alive who could ever picture doing you doing that.

I don't worry about that.

Sometimes it's once you least suspect, you.

Know, fair What I would say to this, which is a difficult email to respond to, I will say that I want nothing but the best for you and to be happy.

And that's all the mamey.

I guess I had no idea everybody would get.

So I don't know.

There's a part of me it's like, oh yeah, I don't normally talk about this stuff because it is like something I get a little shy about.

I suppose I'm incredibly uncomfortable even at this moment.

I don't know what to say, but don't worry.

Thank you.

Joining the call right now, jan Bringer in I almost can't even laugh at that.

If you fuck out, Kayla, thank you so much for being here.

What a delight.

We'd love to have you back very soon.

Yeah, thanks for having me.

This is really fun where people find you.

Yeah, Team Kayla.

I may be playing Hades tonight, haven't played it yet.

Just be metal Gear, Solid Delta.

I'm gonna be playing a whole bunch of games.

Come up with Goest of Yote.

That's next week.

I stream once or twice a week, so combine see me.

I'll play a little bit of everything.

We still got to beat the Gears reloaded on Insane.

We a little drunk last time we streamed it and died for two hours on the same fucking spot, So we're gonna have to beat that at some point here.

Yes, that should be happening at some point, yes.

But yeah, incredible streams.

I love watching her stuff, so yeah, Team Kyla on twitch.

Go check out Team Kayla.

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