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Folks.

On this Thursday, November thirteenth, twenty twenty five, the specialist of guests graces the program once again.

Folks give a warm welcome to Bailly Meyers.

I'm back.

Hello.

All right, Oh that's gonna be great for post A.

Yeah, that's good, Bailey.

I want to hear about what's going on in your world.

We've got Jeff Grubb Jan Ochoa here on the on the program as well.

What's new, Bailey?

What you got going on?

I know you've got a lot going on, but why don't you tell the folks at home what's shaken in your world?

Well?

A lot of stuff still working hard over at Good Time, Society, learning all about board games, teaching everyone about board games.

Lots of cool videos.

There's a playthrough of Wavelength coming out next week.

That is so Banana's chaotic energy that I feel like everyone here would actually probably really like it if they watched it.

It's coming out on Tuesday, still streaming pretty much every day and occasionally taking time to go have fun.

Like Jane and I were just in New York.

I don't know if anyone heard, but we had a great.

Time, fantastic.

I didn't know about that until you were gone.

And I almost live in New York almost, I'm close.

We did all the New York things.

Yeah, I had I had a pizza, We had a bagel bales like, what what did I order?

And I did, Well, you've reached the end of New York thing.

They mugged somebody as well.

Right, new York thing, I think.

Yeah, and you voted illegally times as we.

Talked about, that's why they want hell.

Yeah, that's a mom daddy out there.

Yeah.

Jan had Jewish food.

I had Filipino food.

It was a beautiful cultural exchange.

In the same sitting.

Yes, yes, yeah, where's oh my god, we of all noodles.

Where's that fusion place?

That sounds great?

That sounds yeah, it would be fantastic.

Probably really really good soup at one place.

Though.

We did have some of the best like was it was it a martini?

We have felt fish martini?

Yeah, actually Haveish martini.

I'm sorry, that's the one.

Well, there's a lot of things I don't get along with, but that is certainly one of the things I don't.

Fuck I regretted saying it now it's the image is going to be stuck in my head as well.

So there was there was some friendly fire.

It helps at all.

I love field fish and you said that, and I thought that could be good.

So Bailey, I know we've had this talk to is right, this is shrimp tails all over again.

This is not peoples and shrimp tails.

Yeah.

I know they're in my family and I wish they weren't.

Okay, Jane, what was the thing you really it was?

You said you had locks?

Right, it wasn't locks.

It was a fish salad, yeah, smoked wife yourself.

Yeah okay, And it was great.

And then I got the nod of approval.

We had like a nice horse radish smear.

Yes, Oh it's amazing horse radish.

Still went to Rest and Daughters because I was like, I know it's touristy, but we're tourists.

Whatever, let's do it.

Yeah.

Was there a long line?

Is that right?

We didn't we didn't wait for a table at any place.

We went to everyone, and they went, we need this guy in our restaurant.

Yeah, bring your friend whatever, it's fine.

Uh, And then we the pond done.

Was it a martini?

Was it?

It was a martini?

Right, yeah, those of the Manila Martini.

Yes.

The most important thing of the Manila Martini was that it was ten dollars.

Yes, Sam, it was fantastic, not bad.

And then the kind person at the restaurant, like Bailey, had ordered ordered another round, and then he had only brought over one, and it was confused as to why we would want to or why I would want another one to will my friend just sits in drinks and stares at me.

Interesting?

Can I just ask a question related to a word you said, but not related to anything else?

Sure, Martini?

What is that Manila?

What is the relationship?

Yes?

What is the relationship between the city of Manila and Manila folders?

Do you have the answer?

We do not know what.

I'm under the impression there is no connection as well.

Actually, Manila folders are made from pineapple fibers, which is most often found in the Philippines.

Because the film Are You for Real.

Right Now?

No, the Philippines took over Pineapple production from the Dole plantation in Hawaii.

Folks, I know that pineapples are a fun looking fruit, but don't throw them around Hawaiian's.

Native Hawaiians fucking hate them.

Because of the havoc.

The Dole company has waked out of Hawaiians.

So they do what they always do, and they just send it to the Philippines.

He's the lead singer, the lead singer the Counting Crows.

Looks like a pineapple.

I used to think pineapples.

Yes, yes, right, mister Jones, Yes, looks like that.

Agreed, He's probably not welcome in Hawaii then good job?

Well, yeah, yeah, it's the Manila fibers.

Jan wasn't joking?

Have I ever goofed.

Knowledge?

Do y'all know me to be a goofy little guy?

I?

Actually, I think, come to think of it, you're the most honest person I know.

Yeah, he does have a mischievous grin even when he's being serious.

I would say that I can't.

I can't handle that much pressure of being the most honest person.

All right, let me let me color it with saying the bars low, Jen.

Okay, Yeah, there you go, buddy, there we go.

I'm good, I'm good.

Hopefully that softens the pressure there.

Hey, I had a fantastic time out east, you know, pregaming the work week with with Bails and then us being out there.

Fantastic.

You, Jane, you very quickly hit East coast, West coast, and obviously you live on the West coast, but no, you also traveled to a place you don't live on the West coast.

You didn't have a lot of time in Seattle, but like, you know, comparison to where you're like having more fun in New York and New Jersey, more fun in Seattle.

What was it?

I would just want to move to La now.

Wow.

Okay, that is a conclusion I came to.

Is because you're just crossing cities off your lips, exactly.

I'm gonna cross off New Orleans, I'm gonna cross off Chicago.

It's fine.

I'm sorry to Nick.

I'm sorry that I broke Nikki's closet, by the way, but it's because she tell you.

That they just moved into their new place.

What happened?

Okay, Okay, I love Nikki Grayson.

I'm gonna say that we all love Nikki Grayson.

Correct, Nikki had moved to a new place and then as soon as I get over to their new place, they say, hey, you're gonna help me move a dresser tomorrow morning.

I'm like, okay, cool.

My assumption is this dresser is somewhere in their apartment or it is at their old apartment.

The next morning rolls around and I ask, Hey, where when did you want to move the dresser?

Where is it?

Shoot?

Are we getting a truck or something?

They go, no, no, it's outside, And we walk right outside of their apartment complex and stuff that I thought was garbage wound up wound up being the dresser completely disassembled, so all its drawers are out.

Was it the dresser or was it a dresser the dresser?

Okay, so this is like this was earmarked for Nicki's life this whole time.

So they they brought it over to their new place, and I think at the end of the day they were just done and said, you know what, I don't want to bring it inside, leave it outside and just hope it stays there.

And it stayed there for a week.

Oh my god, Ellie's a magical place.

And it doesn't rain, so like it didn't get damaged or anything.

But the problem is Nikki had all of the power to put the drawers back into the dresser or to take the drawers inside.

So we spent a good hour cleaning up the drawers and the dresser because suddenly there was ants and dirt and tried all over it, some prankster.

And then we bring it upstairs and it doesn't fit where they wanted it.

No, you know, this is the first time I'm starting to question some of the decision making.

Dear friend, Nikki, if you if you.

Hear this, I want you to know I know exactly what you were thinking.

I know exactly.

And now that's a bad.

Thing that I know what you were thinking.

You don't want that stands.

Yeah, Zach Beckler's right here.

Absolutely, this is a problem for you.

But I know what you were thinking.

I guess where you lost me, Nikki, is where you thought, like, I'll just leave it outside for a week.

Now I get it.

Apparently it had moved several times, like it was right outside of their garage gate and then it moved half a block down.

Yeah, dance right right.

The Los Angeles hants, man, I tell you they're strong.

Yeah, you know, and then it came back but also indecisive.

They don't take it to their home.

I get it five blocks away and they changed their mind.

Yeah.

And then and then, like the day that I'm leaving, Nikki's like, you want to go come with me to Ikea?

Like, what are you getting from Ikea?

I'm getting a new dresser.

Why would happened to the old one?

Yeah?

I think they're throwing it away.

Yeah, sounds like firewood.

Now, so wait, how'd you break the closet?

Yeah?

Because because the the dresser had a small groove that prevented it from just sliding in.

And we thought, hey, what if we removed the dresser or the closet doors because it was one of those sliding Jimmy jams.

You did it with a hammer.

And I removed it.

No, no, like a sliding door, like a pop one door.

Sure, and I try and I took it off, and then I couldn't get it back off.

Oh, jam, I don't live there.

I don't live there.

At that point I would have just left and been like, well, Nick, it looks.

Like you're on your own here.

That's why I like, that's why I didn't stay over this following night.

I couldn't live with my crimes.

I actually have it on good account, Jen that your LA ambitions involve the purchasing of a streamer house with one Chuck and his partner, true or not true?

Hey, uh, all of my ambitions of moving down to l A.

Uh we sure, let's go have a hype house.

Let's get a streamer house because it's.

Like the TikTok ladies, like a thought house or something.

What do the guys you should do that?

Black?

Well?

Why why are all these houses only allowed to be in l A.

Right, talented people live, Keep them there.

Keep them there?

Yeah, all right, Hey, well, congrats on the purchase of your streamer house.

Fantastic.

I'll get Bunnyellow in there because he every time we've talked about l A, I have to live in the same neighborhood as him.

So it's gonna it's gonna be very dependent on if b Yellow suddenly strikes gold and gets a good TV show, because that's maybe I can't afford whatever he's doing.

Okay, you know what, Sean, Sean, come live in the content house.

You you know you you should see the sun.

That actually makes sense?

Uh and I can get on board there.

Sean said, Okay, Chuck wife Chuck come on in, that's her name.

I don't want to say her name.

Yeah, I don't know, of course, that's fair, that's fair, all right.

Aside from Los Angeles?

What else is going on?

Uh?

What did I miss?

And?

Yeah?

What did I miss?

God?

I don't know.

Uh, this week, like this week has already flown by.

And really that's because every minute I'm thinking, oh god, I got to get packed again for for Dan's house and for Extra life.

So I've had time for any other thoughts.

Really, it's been just NonStop work and worried about a trip.

All right?

Can you help?

Like?

Do you want like updates about the site or just like life updates?

No, I have all those updates.

It's more of just like the I guess the the I guess.

The theme of this bit has always been that I've, like, for whatever reason, missing the undercurrents of what's going on.

I mean, did you see Blake in the bank?

No?

Okay, well so I had happened.

No, no, grub you you explained, I am my.

It was my new episode or my new season of Blight Club.

And I started playing a game and I guess spoilers taken.

Watch it go, watch it pause it out, go watch the Newest Blight Club.

Dan pulled his blight in the bank and gave Mike a full length game instead, even though it wasn't his turn.

So now Mike is playing leisure suit Larry box Office Bust, where the bust is a reference to breast.

Why do you why does.

It sound like from the outside looking in that you guys just kind of make the rules as you go along, and it always favors Dan.

There are concrete just written by laws, ratified and notarized, and we do not make up anything.

Uh.

It sucked because that happened at the Bombiton.

There was that those two automated wrestling matches, and Dan won the one that was ninety seconds and he won right away, and then we had another one where I got like, whoever was going to be the winner was going to get the side who played Canaan Lynch, and then we couldn't get Kane Lynch working.

That match took an hour and a half and lasted for forever.

And I won that one and then we couldn't get that game working.

Fell asleep at the desk during that.

Huh, I was that man?

Honestly hearing this out loud, the first time I've thought about it since I watched it.

It was it was like it did happen in the middle of the night.

It was.

And then it's like we all were like, Dan won't do it right away.

He did it right away.

He got people involved to help him out.

Yes, yeah, there was.

The packages suddenly showed up in Mike's grill, like like stoa, and so Mike had to go outside and find all this stuff that he had no idea was at his house and suddenly he's playing a game.

It was a.

Yeah, it was a lot of Look, it's not great when Dan gets all these bonuses, but it was pretty great because he knew how to use it.

How did he get it?

How did he get things to show up without him knowing?

And he's got his ways.

I smell collusion.

I think it's the other Minatti brothers.

Oh, that's what it is, one hundred percent.

I'm so fucking stupid for not even thinking.

Apparently apparently the package, but Mike was like, I'm gonna dox myself.

He didn't even realize it once he had in his hands that they were addressed to c J.

Tolkodo.

Because Dan refuses to learn anyone's names.

Uh, and its agency?

What could it be?

Yeah?

Sometimes it was Chris.

I don't know, at least within the past year.

Sometimes I think Dan has forgotten my name is not Bajanza.

Yeah, maybe it should be.

You're right, you're doing to it.

No, thank you, thank you?

Uh we could, oh if we want to go talk about like catching up.

I learned what a kinnish is.

Oh yeah, well, good for you.

But it was a big trip in New York.

Yeah.

He almost got into a fistfight over it.

Yeah, like an old lady or what No, No, like the worst shittiest food content creator in the world.

Oh god, why is that person not in la?

It was here was Here's how it went down.

From my perspective, I'm waiting for our stuff to done, to be done, and I'm like just waiting for our items.

Jan Zy's two spots at the at the window.

He's like, I'm gonna go grab him.

I'm like killer love that.

So he goes and takes one of them, and then this guy who is behind us in line with his partner, walks up and takes the one right next to jan And then I just sort of see them staring at each other for a really long time before I hear this guy's partner go just leave it.

Just leave it, Matt and the guy like kind of angrily moves down to.

Yeah, Jay where you're like, yeah, Matthew, listen to the lady.

That's what you're gonna say that.

Yeah, I'm sure, yeah, real well, totally.

The the staring in silence because he just he was My hand was on this second stool that I needed because it is, you know, the two of us, and he's just looking at me like do you need that other chair?

Are you going to use the chair?

And then I'm just.

Staring this at you.

He's not is he vocalizing any of this hearing.

He's saying this yes, and I'm just looking him dead in the eyes, and they're saying like, yes, I need both of these chairs.

I've already paid.

And then like that's that's the it, that's it.

That's all I say.

And then I'm ready, like if I got to throw hands, I've been waiting to throw hands, and I'll do it in a bagel shop and.

Part of the New York Checklist.

Yeah, the gentleman, uh As Bailey said, talk to his partner and then just like head and hands or like shrugged his shoulders, like fine, I guess we'll go over there.

And then I think I may have added salt in the wound and just been like, hey, don't forget your pasta salad.

And then I slid it over to him.

That wasn't even that wasn't even a euphemism.

See him to do.

That, Yeah, but but like, don't forget.

It's like saying, don't let the door hit you.

On the Yeah, you needed to take your stuff with you when you leave, Yeah, exactly.

And then he had to record his bagel review while sitting next to us, and it was like.

Humiliation ritual, and he got let us in it.

He was like he didn't like the bagel.

I'm like, well, you got it wrong.

I feel like I do feel like we have enough information now to verse engineer who this is, so I'm gonna go.

Do that right now.

Let's go find this person.

Canishes a pot pie.

No, it's like a potato don't It's like a potato past.

It's not dissimilar to a progi in the sense that the bulk of it is mashed potato, but the outside is like a baked crust instead of a dumpling pasta.

Oh this week, I was saying that I think mashed potatoes is one of my favorite foods, maybe even like very nostalgic for me, So I bet I would like a kinish.

I should should probably do that on the East Coast though.

Yeah, yeah, well there's yeah a kindish just for me are like a stack of pancakes where it's like, man, that thing looks awesome, but I just want to bite.

Okay, you know what.

I mean, A little bite and I want to you know, like, hit this caniche, hit this canieh pass it around.

It's just if it's cold out and you've got like a hot kindish in your little thingies.

Absolutely nothing more satisfying or warming.

It's a holistic eating experience as well as a delicious eating.

Broke.

Yeah yeah, passing bite passed.

Come on, that sounds like a dream, actually it is.

Yeah, we're gonna make that happen.

We're going to pass around.

The last food discovery for me, I had a Poi or Pogi's for the first time.

Also fantastic.

Those are great.

Really introducing him to my culture.

Speaking of things in your hands, I had something happened to me yesterday here, and we'll move on to like the bulk of the meat and potatoes of the show.

Here.

I had something in my hand at my desk and it's just gone.

And it's a key to something that I really need to unlock in my basement, and I'm kind of losing my mind.

What's that your gimp?

Yeah, we're keep in your basement.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, well, thank you for assuming that.

But also, like I know, this is just like, oh yeah, people lose shit.

I cannot begin to describe to you the insanity, the spiraling in which I've entered where I am meant to believe that I've I'm losing my mind.

I put it in a tray on my desk.

My desk was pretty clean when I put it there, and it is simply gone, and I feel like I feel like someone's punking me.

I felt like that's how insane I meant to feel, because I've lost this in the span of like four minutes.

Okay, so that's so interesting because you have been on camera that whole time and your first thought is someone has clearly stolen this from me in order to make me feel crazy.

Oh okay, so you weren't on camera yesterday.

That's so weird for you.

I was, but I lost it while I was like, something happened, it was there, and then it's gone to the point where I went out and I went out.

In emptied garbage bags.

Oh, sir looked.

For this because I'm like, oh, this ship fell into my garbage and you know it was taken out.

But again, you think someone is gaslighting you.

You did not just misplace your key.

Well it's a possibility, right, I mean, I don't think there's like a silent psychopath uh powers in children.

Yeah, have you seen anyone that kind of looks like Mike Manatti?

Oh that was my first guess, But no, you know, and DIP's too old to pull off this kind of Shenanigan ree like, yeah.

Yeah, totally.

Yeah, Like they children are poltergeists until they're about nine, and then they stopped like randomly placing chairs and objects around the house.

Yeah, He's like, I could be playing Simpson's Fortnite.

I don't have time to fuck with my dad right now.

You know.

Stnight is a lot of fun.

It makes sense, it does, so I'm just it's like.

You obviously didn't even really want it.

In the first place.

Yeah, so I wish that were true.

I cannot understate.

Oh sorry, I cannot overstate how deeply bad I need this one.

Two things backli, One, have you checked with Marty?

I mean Marty, may God bless him.

That guy ain't doing shit and he didn't hide anything.

He didn't take anything.

The last time he was at that altitude was like ten years ago.

Yeah, yeah he was.

He was just a kid back then.

Is it underneath your keyboard?

Yeah?

Buddy, is it in your pocket?

Have you checked under Almost.

Shouldn't have brought this.

I shouldn't make your keyboard.

Did I eat it?

I almost should not even bring this up because the places that you will all suggest come from such an obvious place, like, of course, I've checked every obvious thing you could possibly imagine.

I spend you check your butt?

Yeah, have you checked your milk?

I've spent seven am to eight thirty am this morning looking for it, Okay, as I did last night watch come back in victorious fashion against the Cargo black Hawks.

Okay, now is insane?

Was it on a key ring?

No?

Okay, because Aurora Borealis take it last night?

We looked for it last night.

Oh, I'm sorry, but it sounds like you didn't see it though.

No.

I think I lived too close to a city where it's like light police.

Yeah, okay, okay, now this isn't a solution.

Well this is a solution.

But Backlar, You've always struck me as someone that could get really into a nice set of lock picks.

There we go, go on.

I feel like you know I we've been your place.

You like keyboards, you like you like nice pens.

I feel like you'd get a really nice lock pick set.

I don't disagree with you, jan I think you're you're you're taking all the right boxes.

Your head's in the right spot.

It's not about picking the lock I think we've evolved beyond like at the end of the day, like the principle, it's the psychosis of it all.

It's the fact that like it was in my hand, it was in the tray and it's gone.

Think about how free you.

Would feel if you just accepted it was gone and got into the lock picks instead.

You know this, man, that's what that's what about.

It wasn't solved and you moved on.

What happened with you?

And I'm normally very able to do that today, okay, Jeff, today, And I wish I was there, and I was saying me, Jeff, not you, Jeff.

It was not today, Jeff.

It's just not happening for me.

Look, we don't have to dwell on it.

No chat to the key is not currently in the lock.

You're gonna be thinking about this the entire episode.

What the actual fuck are you think?

He's not going to be listening throughout this whole episode.

It's probably just on the floor by his desk.

It's color, Bailey.

I've been on the floor.

It's black.

I've been on the floor.

So is everything in your ass?

No wonder it's lost.

I know it's just camouflaged in with just my house.

I've been on the floor.

I've been crawling around like an idiot to no avail, folks.

It's clearly a call in show.

I wish I could sell the key from behind your ear right now.

But you know it was probably you're probably just a second away from finding it.

You just got to keep crawling on the floor.

No, you know what's going to happen.

It's what's gonna happen, is going.

To get it to you.

Actually, what's gonna happen, and honestly one of his top tier pranks.

What's happening here, that's what happens.

I will resign.

What's gonna happen is Bailey.

I'm gonna find it in about two weeks after I've finally let it go, and I'll just be like, what it was that and that'll be it.

And look, I got a lot of ship, especially in this office, and it's like, I'm sure it found its way into some little fucking nook.

I don't know.

No, Oh, quick.

Quick question bailing.

Sure, yes, uh, you you've been on podcasts with Jeff backl Are numerous times at this point.

Sure, do you have you ever assumed that his office is in a basement.

I kind of assume all of you are in a basement in one way or another.

That's spiritual, right, But.

That's it.

That's no follow up question.

Okay, great, Yeah, let's just leave it at that.

Seven O seven exit flu is our voicemail telephone number.

Give us a call, and we may listen to your voicemail and react to it in real time.

Choosing the first voicemail.

Well, it's our special guest, Bailey.

Oh Man, Okay, I guess I'm going to pick big.

Pasta Bailey with all the pasta and going out in the stories.

Please tell me what the best pasta sauces.

I need to know what best sauces so I don't waste me as a big pasta.

World.

Oh it's colossus.

He's just morph into something.

Yeah, I did that.

It was beautiful.

It was it was art.

He did ask the right person.

I have hard opinions about this.

Mm hmm, So Joy, what's the question?

What best pasta sa You know what I got?

I did get that part.

You're right, I should ask what does this have to do with?

Do you say big pasta noodles?

What was he talking about.

There in the pocket of big pasta?

What's the problem?

Okay, all right?

I just thought he was like, like their pasta's popping off or something.

I'm like, oh, is there news in the pasta world?

Is kind of what he was.

He was saying that maybe it's like hard to get pasta where he's at.

Okay, well, okay, and you know what, I don't care about this anymore.

Go ahead and tell us your answers.

Belly.

Well, I'm of the opinion that all jarred pasta sauce is garbage.

Uh, but you can juge it up so it taste a little less like garbage.

I like a pre go traditional, but rouse makes a good one.

If you're trying to feel fancy.

The most important thing to do is finished with butter.

That's my opinion.

It's not even a joke.

It's just I want you to have a good pasta experience.

Butter.

Yeah, when right when you are done, You've got the pasta cooking in the sauce like you've gotten your pasta.

You mixed it together with the sauce, folding it to a little bit of the pasta water in there to make everything all come together.

And then right before it's done, the biggest stupidest pad of butter you can get away with.

You throw that thing in there, you stir until melt eat.

I mean, when is butter not done?

Good work though?

Right?

Like oh yeah yeah?

Everything around pasta sauce.

Is aggressively sweet and usually tastes a little bit like jar.

That's the way to undo that, at least.

A little bit jar.

Some of us like jar jar.

Sometimes you taste like the metallic taste from like a can or a jar, and some sauce salgic.

I had that as a million times as in a real as a kid.

It's just metal basically.

Yeah, I love Carbone.

Have you had Carbone sauce.

I've seen it.

It's pretty good.

I just we just it was like on sale the other day and we just bought a couple of jars of it.

Bad for jar.

Okay, okay, I see some people in chat spouting that off as well.

Uh back or jan Actually Janet.

A few weeks ago, I texted you and said, Hey, what are the right pans to get?

Yeah?

Baby, I did end up there's a deal.

So I ended up getting the all clads, a big old set for Steph for Christmas.

Uh, for us for Christmas, but for Steph I am afraid of of like the stick factor.

I tried, like, we do have some steel pans right now that I don't think have that coating on it.

So I was like practicing today preheating it to a certain temperature and doing the water test.

Yeah sure, I hadn't really done that before.

So I'm like, could you walk me through what I should be seen and what I should be doing, because I I legitimately need help here.

I dog I dog, What you gotta do?

You got you got a gas range or like an electric.

Electric Okay, it's kind of it's a Samsung, so it's horseshit.

I think it gets way hot, way too hot, too fast.

No, no, no, that's good.

That's good because the most important thing you gotta do with stainless steel.

Everyone at home, go get stainless steel.

Fuck it, throw your teflon shit out of here.

I don't want you to get microplastics, that's what we're doing that.

Or just get like cast iron, cast iron, real big right now it's coming back real hot.

But get you a set of stainless and then what's all you gotta do.

I know it's scary.

I know it's it's different.

I know you got to wait a little bit longer to make your eggs.

But it's fine.

It's gonna be literal.

It was making eggs today, That's what I was doing.

Yes, I'm reading your mind, baby, So heat up that thing and then like once it gets like raw and hot, right, the pen you do, the pan, you do the water droplet test.

And what the water droplet test does is if the water droplet remains a whole and is now dancing around the pan.

Moving around.

Yeah, it is because you have now the stainless steel has heated up so much so that the pores in the steel have sealed up that nothing can get stuck to it.

So while I was getting I was getting sizzling though, which I think is too hot.

Right No no, no, no, no, no, no no no no, not hot enough.

Oh okay, that right.

I think you're right.

That is what it was.

Okay.

Uh, you know, I don't know the laden frost effect.

That's right, that's what it is.

I don't fucking know the actual science.

Don't listen to me.

I'm just a guy, so cool.

I never had any idea that's what happens in a stainless steel pan.

Me neither.

So Jay was like saying like, hey, it's gonna be a little scary because they're not stick.

I'm like, oh, the whole reason one pants is because we were not everything's sticking.

And so I looked into it and it's like, oh, I just am not preheating it.

I had no idea about all this stuff I needed to do first.

Doesn't sound like that much of a problem.

Also, does sound like you get better results.

And then all you got to do once it's once it has passed the water droplet test, turned that bad boy, the heat wise a little bit down because it's probably gonna be too hot to do whatever you're doing.

Throw some oil on that bad boy.

Once the oil starts glistening like all of us on like a sweaty beach day, then you're good to go.

It's like, yeah, that's when you're supposed todd the fats.

But like I could just like put in butter right and get maybe the same effect.

But okay, all right, all right, I'm gonna keep I think I had decent results when I was trying.

I think I did not get it hot enough at first, So I'm gonna try again and I'll report back.

Jan I'm not gonna lie.

This is like a this is a bit of a breakthrough.

That's what I'm here for.

Open back or do you use like steel pans?

No, So I have I have like cheap is she kind of pans that I do a good job cleaning, and like the more I clean it, like, the better it stays.

But I don't have full stainless steel stuff.

Backlark, you gotta go all clad.

I'm going that I gotta go to a I gotta.

Go to a restaurant supply store to Williams Sonoma.

Apparently that's where you gotta get it.

Sonoma.

They got the deal.

Go go for the D three, all right.

D three that's the right type of thickness.

D five is gonna be too thick back D three.

I'm writing this down D three thickness in all my pants.

I'm still really upset I lost all of mine in the divorce.

But it's fine, all buddy, I'll get get pans in the future.

Yeah, we'll get you those pants.

Wow.

All right, I learned a lot.

Did not expect all that way to go, Bailey Jen Why don't YouTube the next voicemail?

Uh?

Kevin James, Hey, mom, fans crew.

I was just wondering, is Kevin James okay?

Because he has this Instagram called This is Matt Taylor where he is trying the dasslightest into thinking he is this school art teacher and he just posts like life lessons like doing paintings like he bob off.

He even has like full classes of students and he doesn't acknowledge you or anything like that.

And he even has his own Instagram up trus Kevin James.

This like new Chris gain for Oh, I was.

Literally gonna say, Chris, wait, so what did what did Chris Gaines do?

Chris Gaines?

Uh, he's saying pop music.

Now.

I know.

I know some think he might be Garth Brooks, but I don't believe that, not for one second.

It was it was Garth Brooks pertaining, like putting on an alter ego.

Yeah, I did see this, and then I went always promoting a movie and then went on with my life.

Is he not promoting a movie?

Is he just doing Okay?

If he's just doing this, that's crazy.

Well, I mean I kind of think it doesn't matter because he's because right, But my point being like, uh, because he's he's so very clearly committed to like this very specific bit.

It's mostly harmless.

It's obviously Kevin James.

Like at the part of the bit is like no, no, I just look like him saying I don't know that's kind of funny, but it's like so clearly given to James is just like, yeah, I'm not him, but yeah, if it's for a movie, I almost hope it's not for a movie.

I got people in chatter saying the movie just came out on Amazon like this past weekend.

So yeah, I mean yeah, I mean he but he's like he's doing it in a way that is uh, You're like, oh, what's what's Kevin James just trying out?

Now?

You know, like that's what it comes off as, because it is very much.

It just doesn't look like a lot of effort, is kind.

Yeah, it feels like a normy Joaquin Phoenix.

You remember when waquing Phoenix kind of crazy and was doing all kinds of weird stuff.

This feels like the normy version of that.

Totally.

That's probably the nicest thing anyone has ever called.

Kevin James is a normy, woking Phoenix.

I'm gonna get a nice letter from him in an edible arrangement, I'm sure.

Yeah, so much.

He's gonna paint c you.

Kevin loves the dumb truck and he heard what you said.

Kevin, all right, Kevin, just get me ten minutes with Adam please, like what I don't know, Let's talk about like Hube, Halloween or something.

Yeah, you know, Jenny's he's disproportionately obsessed with Adam Sandler.

I mean disproportionately.

Seems like any amount of obsession with Adam Sandler is the right amount.

Yeah, okay, you know by your chair.

No, it's in my chair.

If it's in the crease.

You don't think I took apart in my chair and looked for every.

Chair, Okayim Robinson, I.

Don't think I fucking pushed the lumbard back all the way and just be like, Oh, maybe it's in the Maybe it's in the crevice of the chair.

That's it.

It's not in my ass.

Stop saying it's you couldn't on it.

Your butt swallowed it?

What do you mean?

Why you?

But why do I have the crebit out out on a podcast that if a key was in my ass, I would know it.

Okay, I would know it.

Like from experience or I feel like I would feel it, Bailey, I feel like if a thing that sized the size of a thumb drive went into my butt, I would know that it's in there.

I'd be like, huh, well, what is that.

That's peculiar.

Maybe it's the key I've been looking for him, so's key.

I I don't know if that's the right thing to do, but fair enough.

So, yes, I'm happy for you, Jen.

I just don't know if, like, when you do meet Adam Sandler, because you will, I don't know if the first thing you talk about is Hubie Halloween.

Well I think he will, just because it'll be on the set of Hube Halloween too too.

Oh yeah, he needs a new person of call or to befriend happy Gilmore too.

He had bad Bunny q be Halloween too.

What's close to bad Bunny?

Me?

What do you just need another person color?

He's got Rob Schneider.

He needs a new person of color me.

I didn't even understand that joke.

Rob Schneider's part Filipino.

We've disowned him from the community.

Yeah, oh no, okay, we had a team huddle.

That's your cross the bear, all right.

I thought we were just talking about his problematic makeup looks.

Yeah right, that's from my head first one.

All right, grab your dirt, all right.

Let's go with uh you probably did that one.

All right.

Let's say all we are saying, please.

Hey, this is Johnson Tulsa.

I'm just calling about jan talking about want to just like he's a trying to read.

For that dispatch game.

So oh, we are saying chance, oh, we are say it's chase everybody.

Oh chance?

Oh wait, you want to get one?

Thank you, Color?

Thank you?

How long does that go on?

No?

That was it?

Okay, I thought you just got it off.

It's fun to hang.

Up in the That's when I passed out.

Yeah, I don't.

Even know what the hell Color is talking about.

What I was saying that if they make a season two of the game Dispatch, I would like to read for it.

I'm not asking story roll, just let me read.

And this fine car is saying to give me a chance at it.

Let Jen do it.

Let let Jan in the game please.

And Jane, you're the one who picks the voicemails, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I heard how Hey, hey, you know I'm It's not my fault if the caller, I'm suddenly the hot topic of the week for the callers.

Sometimes it's Minate, Oftentimes it's Minati and his body Audie, Audie, Sandy got shot.

In the butt today.

Cool, Okay, trying to be a next big episode about him as well, and I think it probably should.

Be about his butt.

Okay, my turn, I want to do blank o'clock.

We all know what Jan does.

If you say it's you know what a clock.

But what does Jan do if we say it's party time?

Well, guess what Jan s motherfucking party time, let's go.

I think it's good that I can't wear sunglasses because of my glasses.

Otherwise I would probably just wear sunglasses all the time and just throw up like a shaka and be like, it's fucking party time, let's go.

That's that seems healthier though than some of the other o'clocks.

It's it's concerning how many activation phrases you have.

Yeah, at least we know them right as your party time Manchurian candidate, Yeah, I think what you should get are those like flip down Jimmy jams for your regular eyeglasses.

Those are extremely cool.

And when it's time stuff, when it's time for you to do uh, when it's party time, I think you just flip those bad boys down and you just you just party there.

Janurian candidate, thank you, Simkus.

I think the move that's telling me to party, it's it's dangerous because I do I do not turn most things down.

Yes, you turn it up, you get turned exactly exactly.

I don't get I stay turned up.

Good.

There we go it's weird.

I I was in a liquor store over the last weekend and I saw you saw so yeah, I saw a bunch of buzzballs and I'm like looking at them, and I just played hockey and I'm like a little sweaty, disgusting.

Guy comes up to me and he's like, you sure you want that?

And I was like, no, no, no, I'm just taking the picture for a just taking a picture for a friend.

I got youa chance.

You know, you're my favorite ad read buddy, And so I think we could be like a spokesperson couple.

And I think, what if we went out to these brands and pitched bubbs beat bubbsy balls and it's buzzballs with bubbsy on them.

Okay, okay, you'll need to get permission, but yes, I'm on board.

What if we have bootleg boot leg bubsy balls.

What do they call the people at Shark Tank the sharks?

Sharks?

All right, sharks.

I've never seen the show, Okay, I just know some references.

It's their tank.

Jan Oh, okay, I'm out.

Okay, how about that?

All right?

I even know what to call me.

Hear me out here.

Disney's California Adventure the only one of the big places of Disneyland to consume alcohol at the parks.

All right, uh, Disneyland or California Adventure also generally home and it has Pixar Pier where Pixar characters are.

Let's combine alcohol, Let's combine Pixar.

Let's get buzz Lightyear, buzzballs, Buzzball light that buzzball light Year.

Go on, there you go.

That's got me.

That's the that's it.

Just sell buzz a California Adventure.

What could go wrong?

Oh my god, Bob Iger's calling.

Selling buzzballs at Disney does kind of like track.

Oh sure, there does it?

The novelty essence?

Oh kind of like how like the fun Coca Cola bottles and Star Wars Land they're very similar.

Actually, okay, just half a bb eight, right, I mean yeah, come on.

That We were never.

Meant unlock buzzball.

Oh my god, we can put that on a shirt, right, that's parody, right, please?

Okay, oh my god, get the work.

You know, we discovered that at the Star Wars part of the park, they sell soda that looks like grenades from Star Wars.

Really, when you look at them.

They do look like buzzballs.

Yeah, I think that they actually just wholesale stole it.

That's my it's my working opinion.

Now was fast dis holy shit?

Okay, wow, sometimes you pull just be careful when you start pulling the thread.

You might not be happy where you end up.

Just saying okay, okay, uh, I don't I'm not here to judge how people will consume their buzzballs.

Right, yeah, of course not.

That's what I tended.

Exactly, not even a gulp, just I just loosen and let it go.

Yeah.

Anyway, I saw a gentleman on the street just sitting on his stoop, just like sipping on a buzzball at nine am in the morning.

He was one of the holiday flavors.

Oh god, turkey dinner.

Yeah, I love that one exactly.

We can say that that's sad, right, we can say that aloud.

Maybe he was still partying.

Anymore.

Was there any sign that he had friends?

I mean, he was reading a newspaper at.

Okay, okay, he was reading newspaper drinkers.

The evidence of no friends and not the solo buzzball.

No, of course not, that's powerful.

Look, he was drinking the Buzzball's elf cocktail, which is that is it's the card flavored.

Well, so it's a little breakfast.

Ye there you go, bad look for the Buzzball Corporation right there.

That's I'm sorry, I can't get on board there.

But thank you caller, and thank you to this group who has uncovered the deepest, darkest secrets of Star Wars, Lower and Buzzball crossovers.

All right, we went to YouTube chat for the next voicemail they chose.

How did they know it was this DJ ass Tits, Yeah, we just know.

Hello, we all know I love DJ ass Tits.

What would on your DJ name be?

Maybe Bailey is like DJ Mother of Goose, and then Mitch could be DJ pog Slammer.

Anyway, what's your thoughts by?

Unfortunately, DJ mother Goose does kind of rip like.

It's really good.

Hog Slammer is a crime, and I hate it.

I hate the way that sounds.

But DJ Mother Goose, I mean.

He he nails it in one.

I don't even have to think of anything.

Now it's your guys turn.

DJ Blackout, uh, DJ Neo, But the NEO stands for Northeast Ohio.

Some too to actually put Ohio in my name.

You'd have to spell that out though, I think Hi.

I would hide it as much as I possibly could.

Would you have like a fun helmet or something?

Yeah, yeah, but it was yeah, just basically like an old bicycle him.

I would look real cool.

What d uh?

D d J.

Helped me out, d J, it's just so obvious.

Oh, my ship is so obvious.

DJ Jersey, DJ hockey J, d J clickity clack J DJ loses things.

DJ.

Where's my keys?

Key caps?

Key caps?

Is all right?

Yeah?

What if you just want to buy like jib d J jib No, just take the DJ out, you just go jib.

You have to have a DJA.

They won't know what I am.

It's just like a keyboards D d J t.

K l oh.

You get Cordy d J Cordy.

Djrdy awesomely okay is good?

And then like and then you get hold on, let me what do you need JAN.

You can have like a DJ drop that goes like when do you get to like the romance section of your set?

You can go get ready to get flirty with Cordy.

Yes, And there's constant like fucking.

Working on it.

That's amazing.

I just want to be friends with Tea pain.

So I'm teaching myself to auto tune.

Do DJ sets have like slow dance sections like middle school dances?

Cool?

Kind cool?

Yeah, the best one.

So he's one right in the middle.

Everyone has to couple up.

Okay, cool, that's the part of my set where we do slow dance.

Leave room for Jesus, room for Jesus.

Hey in some cases, don't speaking of Jesus.

Dibson watching this guy on YouTube who tosses in an incredible Jesus pitch on time a video.

We like, what makes it incredible?

Like, is are you being converted?

No?

Neither is he Like it's so on the on the nose and so like Outland is that?

Even Dylan's like, oh, this is the part, let's just skip.

This is the part where he talks about Jesus.

It's uh, he's he's an entertaining dude.

I don't know his name, and we don't have to get into it.

But like he'll do he'll do like, you know, a really cool like here's how arcade machines work, and he'll like show you all this and he'll do like the history of an arcade machine and then He's like, hey.

Thanks for watching my video.

Everyone just want you to let you know Jesus found his way into my life, and I hope he finds the way to And you're just like, whoa.

What hap is the YouTube jump scares?

They are Jesus jump scarce.

Time I eat an in and out burger, I get to the bottom of the rappers like I did you like your burger?

John three sixteen?

By the way, I'm like, what.

Those are legit jump scares for sure?

But this, yeah, isn't that crazy?

Scar Yes, show title sean, show title shot, DJ Jesus jump Scared.

What's the thumbnail going to be for that?

Oh?

Come on something, There's plenty of stuff out there.

Uh.

Yeah.

Is the YouTuber Pope Leo.

He's on the nose of his name is Pope right, Like, I'm gonna review this Italian beef and let me tell you something of this episode about Jesus.

What the fuck is his name?

I actually I don't want to shine light on him because God already does that.

But yeah, it's it's it's insane.

It's insane.

Okay, thank you, chat Twitch chat shows apples.

What's.

Welcome the fucking mom Dona's dam baby.

Hell yeah, hey bag what.

Type of apples you eat?

By?

Uh?

Bye?

I I love that.

Uh that is I'm going to steal that in life.

I am going to meet someone and when I when the conversation laws, I'll be like, hey, friend, Gary, what kind of apples do you eat?

There's just something so pointed about that.

Oh it was beautiful.

Yeah, it's it's like what are you wearing kind of thing?

Right, yeah, what kind of apples you eat?

Okay, what are you wearing?

What are you wearing?

Man?

Uh that's so good.

It's like I think we had this situation pop up the last time, I think two weeks ago, the last time I hosted the show where someone who was so high called and was just like speaking through that voice in their head, letting the demons do the talking, which is which is great, which I want?

Yeah I missed that from from.

College quite frankly, like I would I would have these moments where I would just free speak in a way that felt like something else was doing the talking.

For me, or maybe backlar the person doing the talking was you.

Well, yeah, that's the real you.

Whoa speaking breakthrough?

These breakthroughs are too much for.

Me, d J Cordy inside you all along, it's the DJ Cordy inside us, all uh.

And he's he's in there with me, right next to the key, presumably.

And maybe you need to shift your mindset and return to a different way of thinking.

All right, Jen, don't push your luck here, Bud.

All right, I'm not in control.

You're not the key inside my asses.

Jesus is so good.

I thought you said, Kisus.

This is all we do is make puns.

That's all we do.

I mean make really bad puns.

I it's I'm not saying it's bad, but like we are, we are on an endless quest to just find them all.

Like Pokemon, We're just finding all the puns.

It's crazy.

It's the only neurons I have left back are those are the only ones that still fire on that connect two words together.

That's all I got.

Someone said, take the wheel.

Someone had said that, like the voicemail, dump truck, and every piece of GB programming just creates a new vocal stem for them.

So service I believe that.

I believe that.

All right.

What's the opposite of a dump royale?

Because that's what we did today, folks.

We somehow only made it through what six voicemails?

I guess we'll let Bailey do one more.

Before we got to the.

Last one, the question what kind.

Of see Oh oh, motherfucking honey Crisp.

Of course, oh answer was so obvious I didn't even need to hear it.

Yeah, this is like a guy that would eat Fuji.

Or Granny Smith that you just right.

There are so many apples beneath me, it's not even funny.

Sometimes delicious.

I don't mean that as a compliment.

I'm sorry say that again.

I said sometimes you have a golden delicious energy, and I don't mean that as a compliment.

What the fuck is the golden delicious?

That some West.

Coasts delicious all the time growing up, and they were super sour and apples.

It could be chalky too, sometimes a red delicious.

Listen.

Also, I'm sorry to say, but miss me with this fucking cosmic crisp bullshit, it was a experiment gone wrong.

Fucked up.

You fucked up with the splicing or whatever you did with the trees.

Fucking you made the wrong trees.

Fuck And now we've got this mid ass combination of two decent one amazing strain in Honey Crisp, and I guess Cosmic what was the other one?

The other one?

But I'm glad I found the thing that I am equally like stuffy about backlar about anything about Honey Crisp is bullshit.

Get it out of here.

All these other ones that are trying to take the throne.

You come for the king, you better not miss, and they're all missing.

It's a fuji, okay.

I mean, look, everyone has regrets, right, Yeah, every blind apple tests.

Next time I see you, Jan, we'll see what apple you pick.

Push to the break?

Will all take a fuji?

Okay?

When when you're in need of an apple and you gotta have it, I get it.

I'll eat anything, I guess at some point yeah, oh apple wise Bareley please.

Yeah.

Like uh, someone said, oh, Cosmic crisps are cheaper.

Yeah, because they taste like shit good.

It's because their inferior.

Turns out the thing that sucks is cheaper.

It is weird, like because apples were just like something like that's just garbage to your fruit at the store, and then Honey Crisp came along kind of took over everything.

I'm like, this is an apple, I will or a fruit, I will pay more to get the good version of and now that I just like, it's always worth it to get Honey Crisp no matter what the price is.

And what's funny is like also they are so pornographically expensive, Like you know, even even the most casual of grosser will notice over the last ten years that like honey Chrisp, apples seem to have quintupled in price to a point where like I've seen I've seen like two dollars and fifty cents an apple for a Honey chris Per apple apple, a single apple two dollars and fifty cents.

That's wild, It's wild.

I'm gonna go buy an apple after this apple.

Now, Yeah, they're good.

I eat so much peanut butter and apple that's like fifteen percent of my diet.

Oh you're like a little bird, yep, and you know.

I feel about birds.

Go watch listers, everyone, go watch Listerschet your nest for your key?

Oh oh have I been Have I been incubating that son of a bitch this whole time?

It is in your butt.

It is my ass, Bailey, Thank you for finding the key in my ass all along.

Happy to help and please uh, bring us, bring us home with the last voicemail of the day.

You know what, let's go with drunk.

Oh no, hey, dumps.

What's your favorite drunk habit?

I always like to get drunk.

And then, of course, like Jeff and Jeff, I love hockey, so I always got to show anyone who's around highlights of Ron Hexwell beating the ship up other people.

It's all right, But.

I thought Color was gonna say, and then I'll just play hockey drunk, which is definitely a thing unfortunately that I know too often happens.

I don't know, sorry, from driving.

What's your favorite drunk?

But it's so freeing?

What do you mean besides.

Yeah, that sucks.

I'm sorry.

I just had to.

That's terrible.

I think there's one person though, that like sat up when you said it, though, like there's what you do what now?

No?

No, no, they were like, finally someone.

Like me flying flying a plane.

Of course.

You said, okay, back, you said those two things.

And then there's there's a third vehicle that if you say, get drunk and operate it, everyone's like, well, yeah, that's golf car boats.

Like for some reason, for some reason, people are like, no, you could.

You probably should be wasted to operate a boat.

Let me tell you, I think I see more drunk people driving boats than not.

Yes, yeah, And I don't know what happened there.

We were in Lake George over the summer and there's restaurants all all around the perimeter of the lake and these three people shit like shit faced in a way I cannot describe, okay, like, and not a one person said anything to them.

They're like, can I get your boats?

Like, and they just got on this boat and out into the lake they went, and they were slammed.

That's it's like they all everyone involved has seemed to agree, like, no, this is fine, we love this is what is happening.

I would never do this.

And why I've never learned how to swim.

I don't trust the water.

Yeah, stay, yeah, that's not a bad idea.

There's big old sharks in there too.

But I like, oh my god, so much drunk boat driving?

Why is it?

Okay?

Is it because it's so much space?

I think that's what they tell themselves.

But yeah, obviously not okay, Like it's a really bad idea.

You know, it's interesting.

Uh, there's a place I go to a couple of times a summer where I got a buddy who has a boat and we and everyone kind of like you know, boat culture is like everyone kind of docks in a certain area and everyone just like sets up shop and they start drinking.

Right there's this like cove that they go to where they drop anchor.

And I've noticed this summer this past summer.

Leaving the cove, there's like maritime cops waiting to pull people over.

Oh like like actually like boat like boat cops.

Yeah, yeah, isn't that nuts?

I mean, but like, how do you even demonstrate your Like it's not like you're swerving on the I don't know, but yeah that's a thing.

That's the thing in a.

Straight line, but like it's on a boat.

So you're like, I can't do this.

This is hard to do sober, and you could just throw up and say like I'm sorry, I got seasick.

I'm seasick.

What's your perfect cover?

Very good, Bailey Myers, thank you so very much for being here.

What an educational dump truck this has been for everyone involved.

Where can the folks find you after this show?

My Twitch channel is Bailey and Versus Predator.

That's also my Instagram and you can find me at Good Time Society on YouTube.

We put up a playthrough of Staco CAATs on Tuesday, which is so fun.

It's like a reverse cat based Jenga.

Super fucking cute.

And then Wavelength is coming out this coming Tuesday.

It's really fun as well.

Uh and yeah, there's just gonna be a ton of new content there all the time, so just tune in, subscribe, watch fun.

Hell yeah, thank you for sharing all that.

Keep doing that stuff.

Oh yeah, and when I'm drunk, I show people K pop videos or complain that I'm sleepy I need to go to bed.

Oh oh, I guess we didn't answer that last question.

You just talked about driving boats drunk.

Look, people know what they're getting now with from this show.

What are we gonna do about it?

I don't know.

I have a constant urge to sing and dance within my soul and then being a little bit inebriated opens that up.

I want to talk about apple strains.

When I'm drunk or sober, so sure sure, and politics, of course, right, either intertwined, interchangeable.

That's gonna do it for us.

Thank you, Jeff Grubb, Thank you Jenna Choa for rocking and rolling.

Thank you Sean for the post production.

Head on over to GiantBomb dot com slash join support the madness, don't It's the only place where you can actually fund insanity.

So we got that going for us.

Shouts out to Deku Deal, Shouts out to main Gear.

Go over to main gear dot com slash giant Bomb and see what kind of stuff kind of shenanigans we're getting too over there.

Seven or seven exit flu that's the number again.

We'll be back next week with a brand new program, maybe a new theme song.

I don't know, but I'll let you know if I find my key.

Until then, it's not that time.

Jan put the bottle down.

No, I was showing a cool spin trick.

It's a tornado.

It's okay.

I thought it was some sort of blank of clock that we didn't want to say out loud, like beetlejuice.

Uh.

That's it.

We'll see you next time.

Everyone, have a wonderful, wonderful rest of your week.

Bye bye,