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The fellow ridiculous historians.
What is your favorite fairy tale?
They're also dark?
Yeah, the real ones, right, the original ones.
Speaker 2Yeah, the red Shoes.
You know about that one cutting the feet off.
It's like I've heard that referenced in a movie recently.
But Rapunzel, Uh, the prince I believe falls into a briar patch and is blinded, and it's you know, all kinds of horrible things happen to that guy.
I think we've talked about this, Ben, But my exposure to a lot of the dark versions of these fairy tales came from an anime series that played on Nick Junior back in the day that was, I believe just called Grim's fairy Tales, and it had a version of Rapunzel where all of that horrific stuff happened.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, And like so many other kids growing up in the anglosphere, we are familiar with all types of fairy tales.
When we started to ask ourselves back in twenty nineteen whether there was some sort of grain of truth to this great game of telephone.
So in today's classic episode, we're going to ask whether or not a lady really used her hair as a ladder h.
Speaker 2Yeah, I don't know that counts very Let's get into it.
Speaker 1Ridiculous history is a production of iHeartRadio.
Man.
There are so many Catholic saints.
Did you know there's a Saint Noel and a Saint Benjamin?
Speaker 2Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1Ben?
I am not kidding you.
Speaker 2What is the saint of?
Speaker 1I don't have his his patron saint information here, but I do know that he was a Jesuit saint, and I thought it was I thought it was cool.
Sometimes for my friends I search out saints with similar names, which is not how you decide which you know saint is your saint.
Yes, I just thought it was neat that there was a Benjamin and a noble.
Speaker 2Both of whom were martyred.
Correct?
Who were marty Do you have to be martyred to become a saint?
Is that like a requirement?
Speaker 1I want to say no, but I am not myself Catholic.
Speaker 2No, no, nor am I.
But I did learn something very interesting today.
There are several flavors of martyr.
Did you know this?
Yes, there's the proto martyr, who is like the first martyr in a given region.
Then there's the great martyr, which is like a martyr who was martyred under the most nasty of circumstances, like involving torture and you know, consternation.
You know, Jesus would have been a great martyr, you know that kind of treatment.
And that brings us to today's story, which is about fairy tales.
Speaker 1Yes, for anyone curious about the Saint Benjamin, it is a deacon.
He's a deacon and a martyr as well in Persia, and he died from merciless torture.
Speaker 2So a great martyr perhaps, perhaps, Yeah.
Speaker 1But hopefully we're not torturing our super producer Casey Pegram.
Speaker 2I just want to give a shout out to Proto Martyr.
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Good rat Casey, Good rat Casey on the case.
Speaker 1So if you are a fan of this show, odds are that you, like us, are fascinated by fairy tales.
I did a lot of research in a different life into the origin of fairy tales, which't I'm sure everybody knows the origins of fairy tales are much more dark and grizzly than the Disney adaptations that you see today.
Our subject today concerns of fairy tale.
It's very well known, popularized perhaps by Disney's Tangled film, and that is the story of Rapunzel, the trope of a princess locked in a tower who's got a ton of long hair.
Speaker 2It's so cool, Ben, because a lot of these stories that you're talking about that had very grizzly roots had even grizzlier roots before Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm got their hands on them and kind of sanitize them, clean them up a little bit, because oftentimes the story that led to the story was just unbearably grizzly, as we're going to get into today.
And then when you get to stuff like Tangled, another step removed from the Grim Brothers, it's even further sanitized.
With Rapunzel.
It turns out that the origins of the story of the aforementioned long haired princess locked in a tower goes back to pay times.
Yeah, yeah, you're pagan Rome.
Speaker 1It goes back to several different places, for sure.
A lot of fairy tales kind of borrow things from a lot of earlier, similar, pre existing stories.
That's why the Princess locked in a Tower is a trope that occurs in more than one place.
But this story does have a real life incident that happens in Pagan Rome.
It concerns someone who became known as Saint Barbara.
According to the legend, Barbara was the daughter of a wealthy man living in the third century in a place called Nicomedia, which is part of modern day Turkey.
Her father was super protective and was very, very concerned that the evil influences of the outside world would corrupt his daughter lead to her ruination and debauchment.
So he locked her in a tower, and this gave Barbara a lot of time to think so over her period of isolation, according to the story, let me amend that this is a legend, she what she became convinced that the pagan gods of Rome weren't all they were cracked.
Speaker 2Up to be.
Yeah, ben I actually saw a version of the story where a Catholic priest crept in through the window and like schooled her on Catholicism.
Because my question is if all she knew was the pagan ways.
How she can all of a sudden have her a grasp of Christianity.
Speaker 1Right, that's a great plot hole to point out the story where she encounters an agent of the Christian God rather than just realizing the Christian God says that the priest was a Catholic and snuck into her chamber get this, disguised as a doctor, and that he kept coming and over time he taught her the Catholic faith and eventually baptized her.
Speaker 2That's right.
There are other versions of the story that don't mention the priest at all that implied that she was just sort of immaculately gifted with the understanding of the Trinity.
And this goes back to this idea of her window arrangement in that tower, right, m.
Speaker 1Hmmm, Yes, because the story says that originally her father locked her in a tower that had two windows, but when she converted to Christianity, regardless of how she did it, she installed a third window in the tower to symbolize not a stunning plot twist, the Holy Trinity.
Speaker 2Yeah, because all that time up there alone, she kind of figured out masonry too.
Speaker 1Right, Yeah, and how to make windows, uh, huh yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, with like what tools exactly.
There's another version of the story where while her father was away, he had workmen that were doing some improvements on the land, or maybe even installing the windows in the first place, and that she asked them to put in a third window.
And then when the father returned and saw this third window, he questioned, he said, daughter, what gives she and she cops to her new found faith.
Speaker 1At which point he yeah, she said, father, I am a Christian now, at which point he drew a sword to kill her immediately.
But she used the power of prayer and created an opening in the wall and then teleported.
Essentially, she was magically transported or I guess in this case you would say miraculously transported to a mountain gorge and two shepherds saw her arrive.
Speaker 2Yeah, so let's let's take a step back if if you're okay with this, Ben, let's pick up the kind of more grizzly version, the grim version of the Rapunzel story that many people may be unfamiliar with.
Do you remember a show that was broadcast on Nickelodeon in the mid nineties early nineties even that was called Grim's Fairy tale classics.
Yes, so it was a Japanese produced anime SI.
I think they were like twelve episodes, and I think it was distributed in America by ham Saban of Power Rangers Fame.
And the thing I most remember is that the versions of the stories in this cartoon were the pretty weird, messed up versions.
In the grim version of the Rapunzel story, it starts with a married couple.
The wife is pregnant and she demands some lettuces from this garden, this fenced in garden that belongs to it enchantress.
Other versions say that she's like a medicine woman that has the power to use herbs to heal or to her or evil witch exactly, and so she finally convinces her husband to go in and get her this.
It's rampion.
This is one thing, and also Rapunzel another name for this kind of root vegetable.
You can make a salad out of the leaves.
And the witch eventually catches him because he goes back and she agrees not to murder him on site.
But in that classic fairy tale trope, he has to surrender his firstborn child that was the cause of all of this.
In the first place right well.
Speaker 1In her defense, she also, in addition to spirit his life, says, I'll give you all the herbs you want.
Speaker 2That's right, that's right.
Speaker 1So there's there's another plus.
Speaker 2But the irony is that the wife only is craving these herbs because are the vegetables, because she's pregnant, right, And that's a big part of the story too.
Speaker 1So he agrees, and fast forward to the time that the child is born, a girl named Rapunzel of the evil witch, by the way many versions of the story, is named Dame Gothel.
How Gothic is that super and Dame Gothel, upon the child's birth, takes her to raise his her own and she actually gives her the name Rapunzel.
And Rapunzel grows up to be a real looker.
She is the most beautiful child in the world, with long golden hair.
But as soon as she turns twelve, the witch or enchantress locks her up inside a tower in the middle of nowhere in the woods.
There are no stairs, there's no door, there's just one room and one window, and the way that the witch visits her is by using her hair as rope.
So that's where we get the famous line Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair so that I might climb thy golden stair, or just to shout out to prefaf's the more popular modern version.
Casey, we were talking about this off airic.
You guys think we could play a clip of that line without getting sued perfect perfect, So that's that's not the original line is thy golden stairs.
Speaker 2And that's of course the Beastie Boys from the incredible album Paul's Boutique.
Speaker 1And this is how Rapunzel's life is set to be.
For the rest of her life.
As you can imagine, she's bored in this tower.
She muses herself any number of ways, combing her incredibly long.
Speaker 2Hair, possibly learning about masonry.
Speaker 1Possibly learning masries, singing to herself, building windows, whatever.
But singing is the key.
Speaker 2Singing is the key because the handsome prince, of course, has got to be a handsome prince.
Here's this mellifluous singing and comes a calling, and then she lets down the hair.
He doesn't even know.
I don't know.
It's unclear to me.
How does he get up there in the first place.
He doesn't know how to ask for the hair.
Speaker 1He stalks her.
Speaker 2Oh wait, a minute, he does know because he's overheard the witch doing it.
He stalked her at this point.
Yeah, that's not creepy at all.
He keeps coming back to listening to singing.
It's like, what's going on, I'm so interesting.
Presumably he even impersonates the voice of the witch to get her to let down the hair in the first place, and then all of a sudden he appears to her and she's like, whoa, who's this JABBRONI coming in through my window?
Trying to pretend to be my grandmama, because at this point she thinks the witch is like her family.
She doesn't remember her parents, and they get it on right.
Speaker 1Eventually, he continues to visit her.
The number of visits depends on the version you read, and eventually the prince ask Rapunzel to make an honest man of him, and they agree to get married, and they say, okay, next step is that we have to figure out how to get you the heck out of here.
So they say, look, we know when Dame Gothel the enchantress or evil witch comes by, So every time the witch comes by, I'll be out aside, out of mind, but I'll visit you in the night, and when I visit you, I will bring you a piece of silk, and I won't bring it all at one So just visit night after night, bring you a piece of silk, and then you will naturally make a ladder out of it, because she has also acquired that particular skill or craft.
But something goes wrong.
Speaker 2Well, you know, as things are wont to do in the fairy tale world.
The witch overhears this plan, and while the prince is away, she goes up there, confronts her Punzel, lobs off her hair with a butcher's knife for like a par of scissors or whatever, depending on this the version, and then sends her away into the wilderness.
Speaker 1Yes, in the first edition of the Grim Fairy Tales version, she says to the witch, without knowing exactly what she's saying, that her dress is growing tighter around her waist, which is an allusion to pregnancy.
That's right, and the and the witch catches on.
And then in the second edition, she cuts off Punzel's hair throws her out in the woods.
The prince comes calling that night, and the evil witch lets down the hair that she has cut off.
He climbs up.
You know, we can imagine he's looking forward to spending some time with his fiancee, and to his utter and abject horror, he meets the witch instead of her Punzel, and she says, you're never going to see that girl again.
She throws him from the tower, which I think in most versions of the story, he ends up hitting a thornbush and he goes blind.
Speaker 2Yeah, they poke his eyes out.
And that's the thing, dude.
In that anime version I was telling you about, it does that.
It has that happen, and it's sort of like it is not like bloody or like you know, scarred, weird gouged out eyes or anything, but he's kind of got like red, patchy kind of scratch marks all over his eyes and they're sort of like closed, you know.
And then he also wanders the wilderness and eventually here's that singing that he liked so so well and realizes that it's Rapunzel and she has given birth to twin boys, I believe according to the Grim version, and then she cries tears of joy into his eye holes and he is cured and the sight is restored to him.
So, you know, as much trials and tribulation as they go through it does ultimately end up with them all living together.
He takes her back to his kingdom because he can see now and find his way back, and they all happily.
Ever after, there's.
Speaker 1A Roguain moment in some versions of the story too, because he touched.
When he can see again, he touches her head and her hair magically grows back, just like Zup Yep Yep and the evil Witch.
When she throws the guy out of the tower, she ends up dropping Rapunzel's hair somehow, and it leaves her trapped in the tower.
But this, you know, how, we're talking about the amalgamated origin of what we call modern fairy tales.
We do know that Rapunzel itself has, at least the Grimm's version does have a more recent than Roman times influence.
A story called Petro Sinela or Parsley written by a guy named Giambattista Basile in his collection of fairy Tales in sixteen thirty four.
Interesting, and it's kind of the same, but it's a little more r rated because the encounters between the prince and Rapunzel are much more explicit.
Yeah, it's a little little more graphic, little more late night skinimax got a time, Yeah, indeed, And in the grim version, the sex is simply implied by the baby bump, by the tightening waist.
So back to Saint Barbara.
Did she have hair long enough to let someone climb up a tower using it?
Could someone climb up a tower using anyone's hair?
In Saint Barbara's case, the hair is not not as important, it's not really at all.
Yeah, it's just like you assume she has shared, presumably had a cut, a pay cut.
Speaker 2Sure.
Speaker 1So when we last left Barbara, her father, who in this version story is named Diascorus, pursues his daughter somehow finds this magic mountain gorge uh, and then he's like, where is she?
Where is she?
And the first share says, I don't know, don't talk to me.
But the second betrays her, and for doing this, this shepherd gets turned to stone and all the sheep and his flock are turned to locust.
And because of this betrayal, Dioscorus does find his daughter and he decides what no, not to kill her himself.
Speaker 2That's right, well, at least at that moment, but yeah, he felt like she deserved, you know, her day in kangaroo court.
Speaker 1Right, which means that she was dragged before the prefect of the province, a guy named Martin Aus.
Speaker 2Yeah, and this is where it really starts to get ugly.
The court, I guess you could call it, beat her mercilessly and beat her with pieces of raw hide on her back.
They rubbed her wounds with what you'd call a fur cloth, I guess, just to kind of exacerbate the pain.
And at night she, according to this legend or story, she prayed to what's referred to in this article from OCA dot org as the Heavenly Bridegroom and Jesus the Savior.
And according to the story of this martyrdom, she her wounds were spontaneously healed.
And then when they found her healed, they beat her and brutalized her even more.
Speaker 1Yeah, they started to use torches to burn her, or attempt to.
Those torches went out when they were getting close to her body, and they kept trying to torture.
She kept healing through the power of prayer.
OCA, by the way, is the Orthodox Church in America website, which is a great resource for stories of saints.
Eventually, they say, well, look, she's not going to renounce her Christian faith.
She's obviously, for some reason, healing very quickly, so they eventually decide that they are going to kill her.
In one version of the story, they say, okay, well, let's see you heal from a beheading.
In another version, the torture continues to where her body's raked, wounded with hooks, she's led naked through the city as people mock her.
Then she is eventually beheaded by her father.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, And you know, and this version of the story that we're reading is from this religious site, so it's kind of presented as fact.
It's clearly one version of the story that incorporates some of these mystical religious elements and an added element of come up.
And her father and the prefect were apparently struck by lightning brought on by the wrath of God and instantly killed.
Speaker 1What goes around comes around, right.
This story continued because, as is the case with so many saints, relics of her body remained, and in the sixth century, the relics of this great martyr Barbara, because as you said, and O, there are different types of martyrs, the relics of the saint were transferred to Constantinople and then they stayed there for six hundred years before they were transferred to Kiev by a daughter of the Byzantine emperor Alexius Komenos, who was also named Barbara.
And that is where these relics rest today, at Kiev's Saint Vladimir Cathedral, where an Akathis to the Saint is served each Tuesday.
Speaker 2And here's the thing.
The Orthodox Church is largely what holds this martyrdom in such high esteem.
Because of some of the scarcity of real historical records about this she actually was taken off the list of martyrs and saints in nineteen sixty nine by the Roman Catholic Church.
Speaker 1It's true, It's absolutely true.
But there's pretty compelling evidence that this story, this Princess in a tower trope did lend, did lend some inspiration to the story that we now know as Rapunzel.
And of course, if you have seen Tangled, a lot of this stuff was cut out of this story.
And have you seen Tangled?
Speaker 2No, I have not.
Speaker 1I have not, But I'm gonna go out on a limb and say there probably wasn't a beheading.
Speaker 2No, I'm pretty sure not.
But again, even in that I was pretty traumatized by that anime version where the prince gets his eyes gouged out by thorns, even that being the sort of more sanitized version.
And it makes sense.
The Grim brothers were essentially historians, and they collected oral tradition of all of these hundreds, I believe, of folk tales they then used as inspiration for their Grim's fairy tales.
Speaker 1And a lot of these older folk tales from an academic perspective or a folklore perspective, are immensely and endlessly fascinating because they provide a window into the realities of the time.
Because in the early versions of stories that would later inspire this fairy tale or the Grim version of the fairy tale, a lot more emphasis is put on the idea of pregnancy and the use of plants as medicinal aids for pregnant women or for people when they give birth.
And the problem is that this is a very dangerous time in a woman's life, because it still is.
You know, it was such a dangerous time because there were many many complications that could result in injury or death to the mother or the child.
So this worry of having to trust someone who who is doing things that seem inexplicable, that's right, or him supernatural?
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1Is a salient and immediate fear.
Speaker 2I mean it's often a sign of a witchcraft or seen as such when a woman is close to nature and understands how to harness some of these herbs in ways that the average layperson does not, and that says looked upon with suspicion.
And it's almost that thing where making a bargain with a woman like this, you're sort of rolling the dice because you don't know if she is there to heal or to harm, and you know that she potentially has the power to do either, and you have to trust her right to do that.
So it's sort of it's kind of personifying that inherent paranoia that comes along with putting your faith in the hands of another person who you're not really sure of their motives I guess.
Speaker 1Right, yeah, or you don't trust right sure.
And as I believe I mentioned in an earlier episode, man, what a what a terrible gig to be a healer back in that time, because even if you did your best, something went wrong, people would decide you were a witch.
There's one interesting thing that we should probably we have to mention right to me, the most fascinating thing about saints is that they're often called the patron saint of one thing or another.
And Barbara des might surprising people to learn, is the patron saint of armorers, artillerymen, architects, mathematicians, miners, and the Italian Navy, the whole thing.
Speaker 2And if I'm not mistaken, that comes from the idea in the story that her abusers were struck dead by lightning, because when you're a minor, you're often subject to caven's and even explosions from combustible minerals and things like that.
And the idea that Saint Barbara would protect you from lightning or from those kind of pitfalls of that profession, right yep.
Speaker 1Absolutely venerated by Catholics who face the danger of sudden and violent death at work as well.
And her name is invoked against thunder and lightning and all accidents arising from explosions of gunpowder.
And interesting side note, the Spanish word Santa Barbara then the corresponding word Santa Barbara signify the powder magazine of a ship or a fortress, and back in the day it used to be standard operating procedure to have a statue of this saint at the magazine to protect the structure from suddenly exploding.
So there's the more, you know, star flying over my head.
Speaker 2In Santa Barbara, California, which is on the coast, has a lot of oil and gas fields, and of course Santa Barbara is Spanish for Saint Barbara.
Speaker 1Fascinating, And now we have to ask ourselves what other secrets do modern fairy tales or modern versions of fairy tales hold for us here in twenty nineteen.
We'd like to hear your story about your favorite fairy tale secrets.
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I'll get back to you over the weekend.
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