You seem to still be up there somewhere.

Maybe I am there are buying saucerge sploting their margins or something in there.

Hey guys, welcome back to another weird Wednesday.

I'm asures and this is Cassie.

Cassie, what a fucking superstar you are for going on tonight.

Thank you.

I'm back.

Bitches in here.

I know people are gonna be so sad.

No, they were really excited.

They loved having you on last time.

I love having you on, So you know, I'm uh, well, not sad about it, so neither super exciting.

Well, how was your How was your weekend?

What have you been up to since the last time you were here?

Oh, this weekend was straying in work.

So we got this other house that we bought to rent out, so we're renovating that because it was a dump.

So sadday.

I worked on that all day, came home, made dinner, drew a bunch of pictures because I have a show next weekend.

And then Sunday.

I work Sundays now, so I served pizza all Sunday and came home, drew a couple of pictures, went to bed, and now it's Monday.

Well, welcome sounds exciting.

Thanks.

How was your weekend?

It was okay, we did I did more.

You know, I've been doing that the Huber Haunts situation, so we did more of that, checked out some more spooky houses in the area, saw some cool stuff, and then Saturday was the annual Halloween Festival in Halloween City, Ohio, Fairborne, Ohio, which was pretty good.

I didn't spend too too much time there, but I always like to go.

My friend Cherish, I've said this a million times on the show.

She owns the audity shop down there on the strip where Foy's Halloween Store is.

She's got the Haunted Museum in the basement and stuff, so I always stop buy and say hi to her.

She's gonna put she told me, and I guess I'm doing this for accountability that she will be at this that next year's a Frogman Festival with her audity stuff.

So if you got I mean, I'm telling you guys, it's.

Going to be set up at Frogman.

Yeah.

Yeah, she's coming.

And we don't have an audities vendor there at.

The front breaking those textsa dermy frogs on stripper poles and stuff.

Yeah.

Great, people would buy the fuck out of those, right, I would, you know, So it's gonna be I think that's really exciting because I think it adds great variety to the show.

And then she's just great.

So I love having her, you know, the exposure, and I talk about her enough.

It'll be nice for you guys to finally go, you know, see who the fuck I'm talking about, right, you know?

But yeah, she'll be coming, so seeing her as it's always nice.

And then you know, like I said, just uh, indulging in the festival food and festivities.

I did not spend as much money as I thought I would, which is, I guess, a good thing.

I wish sometimes I lived in the city where they celebrate Halloween, because I love Halloween.

It's my favorite.

It's always been my favorite.

I try to shove it down my kid's throat.

Is their favorite.

They don't like it.

But I live in Amage Country and they think Halloween is the devil.

So we have nothing.

If it's nothing catered to Halloween, it's all fall festival fall activity.

Your costumes can't be scary, like what is going on?

Oh thank you?

So we'll we'll plant it better next year.

You can come down during the Fairborne Festival weekend.

We'll go to huber Haunt Houses and we'll go to the festival.

Is that where Hube's Halloween got its name?

Probably Adam Sandler movie Hube's Halloween.

That's a good one.

I should show my daughter that one.

You should.

That's a good family friendly you know that sounds a good one.

No.

Probably, Yeah, I don't know.

It's a good question.

But I wouldn't be surprised because man, they are, like I said, they're doing it up there little hebrides so high.

I mean, it's just very unsuspecting, but here we are.

So yeah.

I did a lot of Halloween stuff and I'll continue to do more Halloween stuff as it is the Halloween season.

Have you noticed, like at stores their Halloween sections aren't as big as they were last year.

I am not finding jack fucking.

Shit about halloween stores nothing.

I even like.

I was mad.

I asked the lady at Michael's.

I was like, what's up with the Halloween stuff?

Like where is it?

She's like, oh, they cut it down a lot this year.

I'm like, yeah, to nothing.

I mean what because I feel like every other year like that, you know, I go Halloween shopping.

I'm always like too late, and it's like the last week of September and everything's gone already, you know.

But like, no, I agree, I feel like they don't have nearly as much stuffs as they usually do, or at least, you know, a lot of it's it's going back to like cut.

Halloween, yeah, like summer ween.

Yeah.

And it's like and that's okay because I I too like to by a lot of my year round decorations during Halloween time.

I get it.

But what happened to Halloween being scary?

Like what happened to it being about you know, the dead and you know the one night of the year that we can that the veil lifts and you know, the dead enters our world and takes over and you know, it's it's not that anymore.

And my kids they're like, they're sixteen, so they're too old to like trick or treat now, they say, but they have little brothers at their dad's house and they go over there and do it with them, and trigger treat is over before it gets dark.

What is that?

Yeah?

It's fucking weird.

It's like, okay, I don't you know, most of our places don't even do.

They don't.

You know, you'll skip like five houses before you find one, passing anything out.

It's like, all right, I mean again, it's expensive.

Life's expensive.

But what happened to the homegrown haunted houses?

We need more of that.

But that's why Hubert Heights is nice and fun and special because they do get into it and you don't get that everywhere.

But no, I agree, it's just it's not been very spooky this year, so you have to make your own spook you know, you gotta gotta make your own spooky fun.

I guess if.

I live on top of a hill on a private road, if I had people that like even drove down my road, oh, it'd be all decorated, but no one could see it.

So what's the point of wasting my time just for me to look at like, I know how cool it is.

Well, you could start doing an advertising it.

People would come.

I don't know though, because I live in Amish Country.

That's true.

They're like, I'm not going to Amish Country yea.

And the people here are like, oh no, we don't celebrate that, and I probably forget like witch hunters after me.

It'd catch up the pizza at the shop and be like, that's the witch.

It's oh my, I'd have even more of the Jesus pamphlets that I already have.

Oh no, oh, they just see me with tattoos and all the little Amish ladies give me Jesus pamphlets.

I'm like, I believe in God.

What is wrong with you?

You could start a museum of Jesus pamphlet Im good.

And the little tiny Jesus figurines.

I got four of those at my work station.

Yeah, I got little Jesuses.

I one to carry I carry in my bag.

I got at the fucking the widthful Ufo festival.

Oh it's funny because our friend Jimbo, right, he messaged me the other day and it was just a bag of baby Jesus'.

He's like, I bought him to give the people to tell him that they need Jesus.

I was like, I'll tell you when I got my little Jesus, I was very excited.

Right.

I was like, it wasn't even like a bad interaction, It's just the woman was like, you know, they talked to me for a while after I'd give him my talk, and the woman was like, I just I really want to give you this and gave me a little Jesus and I was like, well, that's so sweet.

And I'm not making fun of it at all.

It's just like people just see me here and they just hand me like like God in your Life pamphlets and all this stuff.

I'm like, I am ten years sober.

God is in my life, trust me, Like I had to believe in something way higher than me to get out of this.

Like what don't you like got into your life?

Right?

Oh jeez.

Well anyway, Yeah, it's a good weekend.

It was not too terrible.

I don't man, I don't have any news this week.

I know it's.

I just have some stupid news.

Like Okay, So the Parma Heights Police Department went on a chase through neighborhoods because one of those giant inflatable pumpkins was just rolling down the street and they had to corral it and they shoved it in back of their cop cars.

So it looked like an arrest.

Wow.

See the video showed him trying to but I don't think it had anything to like handcuff.

Look, we're in a post.

If we keep there's YouTube videos you can look it up Parma Heights inflatable Pumpkin Chase.

Where's Parma Heights?

So state of it's here.

It's like thirty minutes south of Cleveland.

It's right by the airport, the Cleveland Airport.

Local news.

Yeah, this is local news.

What else would you expect.

I love Ohio.

There's always something right that's well, you know what, that's that's pretty good news.

Our friend Adam, he is the joke.

What to bias, so that you know he There was like a string of people stealing like the inflatables during Christmas, and I guess Adam hates them.

So I just I have a feeling and that Adam has something to do with this.

I don't know what.

Yet, but inflatables are the cringiest decoration of anything.

I hate inflatables.

I don't hate them.

I think they could be done well.

It's just I think it depends on what you do with them and what they are.

Well, like Halloween.

Like to me, Halloween is scary.

Inflatables are cute.

I don't want cute decorations.

Also the times they're cute.

But have you seen the UFO ones with the.

Cow in it?

Yeah?

Yeah, there's one at the Trump house.

It's surrounded.

Yeah, it's surrounded by Trump yard.

Sides, tons of them.

Oh my gosh.

They never come down the Trump House.

Oh my god.

But I think those are cool.

I mean so, like I said, I think it depends on what it is.

But have you seen that hurt that horrifying baby one?

No, there's a horrifying baby.

Yeah.

It's huge.

It's like a demon baby, and it's it's really it's awful.

So I mean, oh my gosh, are.

You looking at it?

Yeah, that's point three feet long Halloween zombie baby inflatable decoration.

Yeah, yep.

I wonder how much that is.

I mean, I'm an animatronics girl.

You know, if you're going to do it, you know, in your yard.

But I also like skeletons that do stuff, you know, that are doing activities whatever it is.

I don't care what it is.

But yeah, the the inflatables, like I said, they they can go hard.

It depends.

But you don't see ninety See you can get one of that they have.

Nobody would see it.

Leave it in your yard year round.

I bet people will start talking.

You see.

I've been asking Brandon for one of those twelve foot skeletons, because I would dress it up in all kinds of decorations.

Yeah, like all kinds of outfits for every holiday.

I would never take it down.

Well, okay, why don't you have one yet?

Well, one because I serve pizza.

I can't afford that.

And two Brandon lives in Amish Country and he thinks I'm stupid.

Well tell him.

You should just charge him for every antiques roadshow that you've had to watch over the years.

No, he'll He'll get it for me one day.

He will.

You're right, it'll happen every.

One.

That's a reasonable price, because I don't I wouldn't even like I'm I don't like when people like spend money on me for stupid stuff.

And six hundred dollars is like a large amount of money to spend.

Is that how much they are?

That's how much they were.

I don't know if they are that this year.

I thought they were like three hundred.

That might be, But when the one year that they like first came out you can find them anywhere.

Yeah, they're three hundred.

Now.

See it's sign a lot over.

So I don't know.

I'm going to put it on my Christmas list.

Maybe he can find the half priced ones.

Yeah, November first, it's coming.

H Well, I guess we'll just jump into this week's episode.

It is going to come with all the trigger worn right now upfront.

If you are sensitive to just about anything, there's something for everybody here, don't listen to this episode.

It gets pretty uh pretty dark.

But you know, you guys are probably sick of hearing, you know, after last week's debbie downer of an episode.

Sometimes not really, It's spooky season, right, and there's nothing more horrifying than real life people in and events.

This week, we're going to talk about disturbing Reddit accounts, disturbing Reddit posts, disturbing sub reddits, basically the dark underbelly of Reddit.

Cassie, do you spend a lot of time over on Reddit?

Never ever, never read it until twenty minutes ago when I found out about this episode.

You know, I'll be honest with you.

I really like it over there, Like I think it's my I think it's my favorite social media.

It's nice because it sounds weird.

Yes, I appreciate you guys, and I love you, but it's not because nobody knows who I am over there.

Oh that's true.

And so it's it's pretty anonymous, and then you know all the different subreddits that you follow.

I mean it's curated.

Like I can friend somebody on Facebook, right, and I friend them because they are a lot a lot of reasons why people might friend me on Facebook.

Right, Oh it's Asher's and she's going to talk about weird spooky stuff all the time.

And then I just post memes about dumb shit and you know, fucking dialogues about life or whatever.

You know, you don't care to see that stuff on Reddit.

You don't have that, like because you're following communities.

It's specifically about those topics that you're there to follow, So you have to do you have.

To like join these communities or like I don't understand how it works.

You do, yeah, I mean it's a little like I mean, you know how like you go on Instagram and you follow somebody and you start seeing their shit in your feed.

Yeh, it's like that, but okay X form.

Picture and video sometimes too, you know.

And it's it's because you can do like there's different like you can do your home your feed, which is all the communities that you follow, so there's no like you don't have to identify yourself to join one.

You just have to join button and you're following it basically, okay, and then you can interact as much as you want, whether you join or not.

And then like you can do like reddits like top posts.

So I don't know, if you want to try to figure out like what's going on in the world, but you don't necessarily want to get too far into it.

If you go to their popular side, it'll mostly be a lot of politics and world affairs and stuff like that.

But then sometimes it's just goofy shit, silly videos and stuff, and it's nice.

See you know, Brandon likes the oh he likes like the couple's problems ones.

He's just getting thick out of, like how stupid these people are?

Sometimes?

Oh yeah like that you know that guys like watching their wives have sex with other men.

I'm was like, yeah, I knew that, but I don't even try it, right?

Is that a suggestion?

He was, like?

What's wrong with people?

Has he learned stuff about himself?

There are I mean, there's all kinds of communities for all kinds of things, but yeah, relationship advice and am I the asshole?

Or am I overreacting or you know, just nosy on people that you'll never meet.

And most of the time the shit's not real.

So people will do what they call karma farming, and they'll just make completely fake posts just to get reactions out of people, and then they'll turn around and they'll sell those accounts for like advertising and stuff once they get to a certain amount of points.

Yeah, because you get points for your interactions and stuff that you do.

So there's a lot of stuff on there that's not real, and so you know, that's one of the things that I want to push out there with some of the topics we're going to talk about, is that that's the hard thing about Reddit is that you can get on there and you can find you know, ten thousand anything.

You find ten thousand mothmand sightings on there, but they're probably not real, right because people just make shit up on there because it's so anonymous.

Really, so what some of these posts, they may or may not be real.

Some of them, though, have been proven to be real.

So we're gonna get into it.

Like, well, every time you go on to like Facebook or Instagram and you see another celebrity dies, but they really haven't.

Yeah, like my mom called me like three times one week.

Did Matthew McConaughey die, No, Like, you just google it.

If his day to death doesn't pop up, he's a lie.

He's still kicking mom.

It's okay.

What does it matter anyways?

Or like movies is one that I get a lot?

Right?

Yeah, some of them would be so good.

Right, You're like, oh my god, finally and then you just find out it's not real here right.

I just saw thirteen a new thirteen Ghosts one.

I'm hoping that it really does come out sometime though.

They were talking about it, but unfortunately that poster is not real.

Yeah.

Yeah, well I can tell by the way they Matthew Lillard and Christina Rishi looked like they look horrible in them.

So I was like, that is not real.

That's not fam But they have been talking about that for a while, so I know.

I heard Matthew Lillard talk about it, so I'm like, Oh, is it gonna happen or is it gonna happen?

Yeah, they've been talking about doing the show where it's like each episode is one of the ghosts and like their backstory.

I think that would be really neat some.

Of those things were creepy.

I feel like sometimes though, those movie posters, they're actually made by the company that owns the rights, and then they just put it out there and just bring just to see I want it, right, so just see if people want it and uh, and then they'll they'll bring stuff back based you know, based on that.

So I'm just saying a good idea, a little conspiracy, especially.

In today's age where no one goes to the movie theaters anymore.

Yeah, pretty much.

Well, I mean it's definitely they got to make good movies to fill those seats for just saying, like, I.

Wanted to see Women in Cabin ten, but I didn't know that was like straight to Netflix.

I thought that was going to be in movie theaters.

It's so hard to keep track of movies now.

Yeah, like something, I don't remember what it was.

I was just looking because I do the movie club thing, so I get it.

I get one free ticket every month.

It's not free to pay for it, but I get a ticket every month and if I don't go see a movie, it just rolls over into the next one.

Have six movie credits right now.

Six go to the movies a lot.

I go kind of a lot.

And when I go usually it's because I only get one a month.

It's me and my daughter, So I'm getting two tickets normally, you know.

And so right now I have six of them.

And I was just looking to see what was out, and something was out and I was like shocked.

I was like, I had no idea that was out.

Now Black Phone two comes is out.

Yeah, I might go see it.

I talked shit about the original.

Yeah, you're the one that talked about the original.

I saw that I did.

I did, and people called me out and I'm like, sorry, I just didn't like, you know, but the second movie is more supernatural, and it's supposed to be supernatural, and I guess probably I went into the first one not realizing that it was super naturally Eve though I should have no, but I don't feel like they advertise it that way.

The advertisements are horrible of what the movie actually is.

Right, It's like, this was not what I you know, I expected more of a crime drama, like a scary crime drama.

It wasn't.

It was kind of that, but not really, you know.

So now that I know what to expect with the second one, because I've seen the first one, it's like, oh, we'll see anyway to keep up with them.

Not what you're gonna like spend your money on at first.

Yeah, yeah, so you know one of those things.

But anyway, I saw Man.

I've seen people talk you did that come out?

That's the anime guy.

Oh, it's anime.

Yeah, it's based off of an anime, Chainsaw Chainsaw Man.

Yeah.

Not a big anime person.

Huh No, I've never watched anime.

That's okay.

Some are really good and a lot of them are not.

I want to see right now.

I would definitely go see Rufe Man one battle after another, and that looks about it.

I did want to see The Walk though.

I've heard really good things about The Walk.

I do want to watch that.

I'm at my theater anymore.

It was for me, it was I want to see Good Boy.

I'm super interested in that.

I saw the poster for that, but I have no idea what it was.

It's like a like a like a Haunted House movie, but told from the perspective of the dog, or at least like the dogs, Like, yeah, the dog is like trying to like the dog knows what's up and the family doesn't, and he's a dog, so he doesn't talk human.

Okay, so he's you know, I'm assuming he's trying to save his family.

It was The Strangers chapter two, That's what it was.

I didn't really think it came out okay.

I was like, oh, I didn't really like Strangers.

It was okay.

I'm I like Home Invasion movies a lot.

This one was not my favorites.

There's definitely better ones out there.

It was really boring to me.

I didn't like whatever that sequel was to it.

That was pretty terrible.

But I'd watch I'd watch it.

I'd give it a.

Two, the sequel to Strangers.

But then there's a Strangers chapter two.

Yes, okay, because I think that the sequel is a is a prequel.

Oh, I think maybe.

I'm pretty sure.

Anyway, move horror movies just time doesn't matter.

So you know, I was talking about my daughter and trying to get her to watch movies, and we were talking and I was like, like, you know, you'd never watch Halloween, and you know, I'll be honest, I kind of don't blame her.

Oh, people are going to be mad about that, but you know, for a kid, right, a thirteen year old and five, the first Halloween.

It's going to be pretty boring for her.

You know.

She's just.

I mean, my kid watched all of the horror movies like recently, just because he was always afraid of him.

But now he like is a horror addict at the moment.

I mean, he liked him.

He probably wouldn't watch him again, but he's glad he watched them.

Just what everybody was talking about all the time.

Well, that's fair, that's fair, we're talking about it.

And she was like then she had brought up Halloween three, and she's like, well, I might want to watch that one because I've heard really good things about that one, and it is a really good movie.

I mean, it's just people didn't like it because it wasn't Michael Myers at the time, you know.

So I'm like, okay, so I'm gonna try to get her to watch Halloween three.

We'll see how that goes.

Yeah, I mean, she watched it, so she knows now, Like when she does you know what I mean, she doesn't like it.

She doesn't like it, right, It's just not you telling her.

It's like the whole world telling her, Like Halloween.

Right, the whole fucking world, really, you know, seriously, But back to reddit.

You can find whole subredits on just the Halloween movies if you want it.

You know, that's pretty much what reddit is about.

Of course, during its whole entire lifetime of being a social media platform, it has had some pretty dicey subreddits added to it, so, you know, I thought maybe we could take them in and I suppose and talk about those.

So these are banned subreddits that that you no longer have access to, but they continue to kind of rebrand themselves time and time and again.

Of course, one of them being i'll call it racist reddit.

Okay, so pretty much any racism against any race that you can think of there has been a subreddit about.

At first, I just started with like an anti Semitic reddits, but there's just so there's so many more than just that.

Like I said, it's literally every race.

You know.

You could be like I hate Egyptians specifically, and there have been a subreddit about it.

You know, it's ridiculous, But of course, I guess I don't need to explain that, right.

People that hate a certain group of people will come together and create a subreddit about it and talk about how much they hate that group of people.

You know, obviously those get banned pretty quickly, you know, pretty easily.

Uh, These this this hate against certain groups of people usually is where these subred you know, these band subreddits kind of lie in.

There was one that was like fat shaming or something.

I think it was called fat shaming or something.

They just posted pictures of hat people and made fun of them.

There was one called beating women and wow, yeah, beating women, where people would post obviously graphic acts of violence against women, whether it be stories that they shared or their own pictures or videos or pictures of videos of other women being beaten up.

Well, it's really shitty about one like that is that it's it wasn't banned because of like the obvious, right, You're like, oh, it's banned because you can't just beat women, like that's shitty.

It It was actually, yeah, it was actually banned because users were sharing the personal information of real life women and like targeting them that way.

Wow.

Yeah, like trying to docks women that they didn't women that turned them down, women that they just didn't like.

They'd be like, oh, it's just real sled at my work and she just flaunts her asshole over the place and I hate her.

Here's her address, and.

They want other people to get with them, to like beat on them.

Yeah wow, Yeah, really terrible people.

Another really super big one and this kind of kicked off Reddit tightening up its community guidelines a lot more was our slash jailbait.

Mmmm, that just sounds like it shouldn't be on there.

I'm sure you can guess, yeah what it is.

I mean, basically people posting photos of miners that they find attractive and you know, talking about them, not sexually explicit photos necessarily just photos of miners that they're.

Like, but they're talking about them sexually explicit yep.

But that one kind of opened up a whole can of worms, like I said, because people were pissed off, rightfully, so about there even being a quote unquote community a place for these people to gather, right which, you know that that's kind of the big deal about the Internet is that, unfortunately it has given people like that a place to gather.

But we shouldn't continue to fuel that, like we need to make it difficult for them.

And there's like a whole big story about how there was a lot of investigative journalism involved because the guy that ran that specific subreddit, I think he actually also ran beating women and and other really terrible subreddits.

And then there was a journalist that was like threatening to dox him and put his inimation out there, and it turned into like a whole big thing.

I just did it.

I think he was eventually identified, so we know, we know who that person is now, and he's kind of he's probably still let's be real, it's probably still on the Internet, just under a different alias.

Oh yeah, and just not as you know, in your face about it.

You know, people like that don't normally just change right, you know, but those are, like I said, obviously obvious reasons why you know, ones like that are bands.

I'm gonna start a sub red about stuff you see in speedway bathrooms.

You would get panned pretty quickly just because people don't want to see that shit.

I wasn't gonna post a picture.

It's not like I took.

Any no, but other people will o.

Lord, you'll find out very quickly that you're not alone.

Please locking the doors in the bathroom if you're going in there, That's.

All I gotta say.

Ever, we're not knock goinging.

It's supposed to be locked, right public folks.

Yeah, there's other There's been others, like of course Gore Gores is a big one.

There was one really big Gore subreddit for a long time.

It was called watch People Die, which.

I'm sure you remember that.

Yeah, I'm sure you can imagine what that's about, watching people die.

And then there's different ones that kind of pop up in its place every so often.

You know that people share their their real life.

Gore with self mutilation is another one.

Self harm, you know, groups for people self harm or people struggling with anorexia but not really struggling with it to get help, but struggling with it and staying in that mindset, you know, pro ana stuff.

I mean, so it can get really dark, is what I'm saying.

Reddit has a very four Chan air about it.

I don't know if you've ever been on four Chan, but it's pretty similar, but with a lot less restrictions than something like Reddit.

So you follow, so there's something like Reddit, but just like no rules.

Yeah, the four chance are out for Like, ever, how.

Does that stay around?

How has that not been like the whole thing taken off?

You know?

I think it's crazy because there are people, Like the only time you hear about four chan is when four chan does something good, and they have done good things, but you don't hear a lot about the bad and like mainstream media, so I think it flies under the radar a lot.

Like Recht's very weird, because all you hear about is the bad.

Yeah, all the time, you have everything.

Yeah, I mean, you know, but I think it's because four chan has been around for so long.

Now, you know, it's still very much operationally.

You still go to four chan and check it out and hang out with those weirdos, and they're not all terrible people, but because there are no restrictions in place, you do get some of the worst people ever.

You know, people that have killed people have like posted pictures of their victims on four Channon.

Shit, it's really wow, really awful.

We haven't gotten so much that with reddits, but we've definitely gotten pretty close.

I'm gonna get there.

Yeah, those are pretty much your your banned subreddits, but that doesn't stop people from finding their space.

Still.

There's lots of kink stuff, you know, tons of kink stuff that's totally acceptable our slash self fuck if you're into that type of thing, that's a whole, that's a whole community you can join self.

Fucking is just when men take their penises and bend them backwards and fuck themselves, and the butthole with their own penis is actually really impressive.

Wow.

I'm just saying, even if you're a picture I just got in my head.

Even if you got into it, check that out sometime.

It's really interesting.

I don't know if I can like tell somebody the fuck themselves anymore without actually think, whoa what if they do?

They might they're like gladly.

Right, are not even in public right now?

You want to watch?

Are you trying to get in on this?

Did you see my put my post on self funck?

Is that?

Yeah?

It's super interesting, you know, it's it's neat, I guess in a curious way.

There's a subreddit for people that have sex with stuffed animals.

You know, I can't see that, Like, you know, people are just they're gonna people and and stuff like that.

It's harmless, right, You're only harming yourself, and then people go to those specific communities to see it.

But like I said, even even still, we have our fair share of things that you know, definitely still get out of hand.

So I'm gonna start with probably one of the most well known subreddit situations, one of the most well known disturbing posts out there, and that is the case of Jason and Brandy Whorley.

Just the kids one?

Which one does she kill the kids?

Yes?

Yes, I know this one guy at the end?

Okay, I'm like, oh no, which kids?

Go ahead, and a user by the name of Jason and Hell made a post about his woes with his wife.

And what I did here is I just grabbed the whole post.

I'm just going to read it so you guys can understand.

So the title of this was I'm thirty male, which a lot of people say their age and they're in their sex having a hard time coping with my wife twenty nine female, having cheated on me with our neighbor fifty one male.

All right, So, so to go back to the beginning, I had just taken on a new project and new responsibilities at work.

I was working a lot of hours and was noticeably stressed.

It was in May of twenty fifteen that I noticed that she had added a password to her phone.

When confronted about it, she told me it was because she was planning my Father's Day present and didn't want me to ruin the surprise.

About a week later, she came to me and told me that she felt guilty keeping a big secret from me, and told me that she was having our neighbor, a contractor, built a home office for me as my present.

Pretty harmless so far.

It struck me as odd as in our six years together, she's never said she felt guilty about anything and always insists that she never regrets anything in her life.

Time goes on, her phone is still password protected, and things don't feel right.

I see her using her phone and smiling to herself more and more often, but when I ask her what she is doing, she says nothing and puts her phone away.

So one morning I wait for her to get in the shower and I grab her phone before it requires the password.

I go through her messages and find that she's texting the neighbor quote I'm all covered in frosting.

You want to lick it up.

I don't know if it was like the way that you just said it or just like the actual next itself, you know.

And I got there and I'm like, how do I want to do this?

But I think it worked out fine.

Yeah, it was good.

There were no other messages to the neighbor, but I found out later that was because she had set up her phone to delete messages after a certain amount of time.

I felt uncomfortable with it, but I knew she had a perverted sense of humor, and I thought she would never do anything to hurt me, which I wouldn't.

I'd be like, what the as soon as her ass got out of the shower, I'd be like, what the fuck you?

Why couldn't I lick the frosting off?

For small?

I love paying for that office.

More time goes by and the neighbor's spending more and more time at her house, but the office is being completed slower and slower.

I can't help but worry that something isn't right, so I start checking her location using Google Timeline.

It was at this point that I realized that there are large gaps and her GPS history because she was turning off her phone's GPS.

Fast forward to July, and at this point, the paranoia is driving me nuts, so I tell her that I need to install new anti virus on her phone while while she has it unlocked for me, I install anti theft software so I can remotely turn the GPS back on and set up eighteen and teen message back up and restore so I can read all of her text messages from that point on my computer.

The next day, my mother asks to spend time with my two kids, so my wife drops them off with her and has the day to herself.

I watch my wife's activity from work as she spends the day trying to meet up with the neighbor, but is unsuccessful because he's busy with another project site.

That night, we get the kids back from my mom's house and we go out to dinner with the neighbor, his girlfriend, and his son.

My wife and his girlfriend are having a good time, drinking, laughing, and just joking around.

His girlfriend mentions that she would like to go see Magic Mike XXL.

I say it's a good idea.

I'll watch the kids so my wife and her can go.

So my wife and her go, and the neighbor and I go back to my house so the kids can play video games together.

The kids are back in my son's room playing games, and the neighbors sitting across from me on the other side of the couch.

It's at this point that my wife's texting him.

She's describing sex acts she would like to perform with him, and he is reciprocating.

She tells him to check a snapchat, and at that same time I get a snapchat from her too, and it is her fingering herself in a bathroom stall.

You nasty wife, I mean, wow, geez.

They keep talking, trying to figure out when they can meet up and have sex.

They decide on Monday morning, after I go to work, So in my head I had already planned to pretend to leave and circle back to catch them.

But then they tell each other that they love each other, and it is all I can do to not leap off the couch and knock him out, but I contain myself and continue reading a conversation unfolding in front of me.

Then he tells her, you're my girl now, to which she replies, always have been ending with him writing and always will be.

And he's sitting right there watching this whole conversation in real Tell yeah, my wife and the neighbor's girlfriend returned from the movie and I asked them politely to sit down, and then ask the kids.

This day in my son's room, and shut the door.

I returned to the living room and confront my wife and the neighbor.

I say, so, you two love each other.

Huh.

My wife goes in full blown denial mode, and the neighbor's girlfriend starts smacking him.

I ask my wife if she's been texting him.

She says no, so I show her the text messages.

She admits to it, but says it was the first time it had gone that far.

I ask my wife as if she has sent him pictures.

She says no, so I show her the picture.

She admits it, but says it was the first time.

I asked her if she's having sex with him, and she says no, because I didn't.

I didn't wait to catch them having sex together.

I didn't have evidence to prove her wrong, so that one stayed unresolved.

I tell her that I'm leaving her.

She tells me that she will make sure I never see my kids again if I do.

She planned on using the fact that I had attempted suicide in high school to prove me unfit to have the children.

She continues to say that it was my fault for being so busy with work and stressed out that she just wanted someone she could talk to.

Then she gives me an ultimatum to decide what I'm going to do.

She would decide for me.

The neighbor's girlfriend starts defending the two of them, saying that it couldn't have been serious, that they weren't having sex, and that my wife and I are too perfect together to let this break us up.

The neighbors go home, and my wife and I argue for the rest of the night about what we're going to do.

We go to bed separately, having not resolved anything.

We keep going back and forth on the subject all weekend and finally settle on we were going to separate temporarily while we figure out what we want.

I was going to stay in the house, and she was going to take the kids and go to her mom's house.

That Monday, I go to work and I get a text from her in the middle of a meeting with my bosses, stating that she had explained things to her kids, but that they were upset and I need to explain it to them also.

I get home from work to find my kids crying.

She had told them that Mommy had to move out because Dad was mad at her.

Gee when my son wanted to stay with me, she told him that he can't.

My son put it together that if mommy has to move out because I'm mad at her and he must move out, then I must be mad at him too.

My daughter was crying because my son was.

I don't think she was old enough to understand what was happening.

It was at that moment I realized that she was going to drag the kids through hell if I left her, So I swallowed my feelings and begged her to stay.

She agreed and insisted that I apologize to our neighbor since we were still going to need to hang out with them because our sons are good friends.

What No, this is a wild ride.

I hate it, but I do it anyway.

We still hang out with them from time to time, and they come to our various birthday and holiday parties.

But I do anything for my kids and I but I do anything for my kids and I behave civil every time things die down for a while.

I still think about it constantly.

I worry how can I keep from making her so unhappy that she cheats on me again.

Then, almost a year from the original incident, around Father's Day, again, she sends him pictures again.

She claims it was an accident that she meant to send them to me instead.

I don't fully believe her, but I move on anyway.

Things have been quiet on that front for about four months now, but I still think about it constantly.

This is going to sound stupid, but I feel like I have a part of my brain that I can't shut off that's always thinking.

I used to use that to solve programming problems, and it made me very good at my job.

But ever since this is incident, the only thing it thinks about is her and him and if I did the right thing.

My job performance has suffered, and I feel like I haven't gotten sleep in months.

I'm afraid that after this much time and the fact that I begged her back, that to say that I want a divorce now would only make her more vindictive towards my children and I.

I just feel like I have put myself so deep in a hole that I can never get back out.

I haven't really talked to anyone about this.

I didn't want to talk to my mom about it because I felt she would treat my wife differently, and I didn't need the two fighting anymore than they already do.

I tried talking to one friend about it, but his advice was to put my trust in God.

But that was not much solace for me as I'm an atheist, thanks Brian.

So I have no clue what to do with my feelings or how to move on from this.

So of course read it, and you guys are probably like, why are you talking about this guy's relationship?

Like, right, this is some juicy drama, but how is this disturbing?

And weird?

Reddit jumps all over this, right, and they immediately tell this guy you need to leave this woman like she's awful and sure, right, and we agree, right, it's funck all that right, she just keeps cheating anyway, and to.

Beg her to come back, like no.

Right, you had a big her first of all, you know, what the fuck is that?

Right?

No?

Right, absolutely not.

So he's, you know, he kind of go he talks a little bit more about, you know, just kind of what they've been doing, and he starts kind of pulling away from her, and he's trying to make a plan to get away.

You know, he can figure it out, well, whatever whatever it is, he can figure it out.

Right, If she starts trying to use the kids, you know, as a tool, as a tool here, they'll you know, he'll get through it.

So he gets on Reddit and he makes an update that he is finally to the point where he needs to be and he is going to be serving his wife with divorce papers, and everybody cheers like fuck yeah, Jason, go you you're you know, you got this man, super supportive.

But a day after he served his wife papers the divorce papers, on November seventeenth, twenty sixteen, a horrible nine to one one call was received a Little Sheriff's office in Indiana from a woman claimed to be named Brandy Wory.

She tells the dispatcher, I have stabbed my two kids and myself and they're like, what what the fuck?

The woman in this post, in this very post, ended up deciding that instead of potentially letting this this guy take her kids or have her kids or leave her and the kids, would just kill them instead, and attempted to take her own life as well.

Jason Roy, Oh, go ahead, I was just.

Gonna say she didn't want the life anyways, Like I don't understand, so understand her thought process here.

Right, leave it?

What go go fuck off with the neighbor and just leave it all.

You're gonna get child support if he doesn't go after you for like, right, not being faithful, like you know what I mean.

You know, right, just leave or you know, it's like I said, it sounds like she doesn't really want the I mean, she just wanted to.

It was a control thing for sure, you know, for her, she was out of control of the situation.

She she wanted her cake and to eat it too.

Right, So she's one of those people that they needed to post on that beating women website to go after, right.

That's justified at this point.

But she did.

She she had stabbed both of the kids.

And you know, I don't if you guys want the glory details, they're out there if you really want them.

It doesn't matter.

She killed them both.

Jason had been asleep the entire time in the basement on an air mattress and didn't hear a thing.

Didn't hear anything, in fact, until his mother in law arrived and was screaming, and he was woking up by his mother in law screams.

Brittany not bringing Brandy had actually called her mom first, and her mom tried to beg her to call the police.

She did not.

Instead, she went and killed her two kids and then called the police.

Brandy would survive her wounds despite stabbing herself in the neck a couple of times.

Apparently I missed, Yeah.

She missed her whole neck or she just misses like the important part.

Can you imagine this is the whole thing?

Goops?

Knife just flies to this side of the room.

You're like, oh shit, Oh my gosh, that's a good question.

I don't know.

You know, she sounds really I did listen to the nine on one calls.

It's really fucking sad.

But she does sound like she's struggling, you know, she's breathing weird and stuff.

So I mean, I think she just I don't know.

They got there in time to save her, but the kids were long dead, you know before that point.

She would of course, Now she's in prison.

She got fifty five years four for the sun and she got sixty five years for the daughter.

She would have ever and rightfully so ever, be out of prison.

So why, okay, why did they give her like a year sentence and not just say life.

Like that.

I don't understand either.

So life sentences are twenty five years, right, So I guess they could have given her consecutive life sentences to equal that amount.

I don't know.

It just sounds worse when you say life, but I guess like it is worse when you do fifty five and sixty.

But anyways, go ahead.

Well, and these are consecutives, so like her fifty five doesn't apply to the sixty at all, her sixty five doesn't why until the fifty five visit is over?

Yeah, so she'll I mean, this ensures that she will never get out, okay, you know, basically so because even if she got paroled for one murder, she would still have to go through and get paroled.

And I don't think she's eligible for parole, but she would if that were the case for whatever reason.

She would still have to go through the process and get prolled for the second two.

See that's where like in cases like this, if I was in charge of that stuff, I would parole her right away whenever she could for the first one and be like, sorry excuting.

Have you watched Making a Murderer?

Uh?

No, not Making a Murderer?

Really?

Yeah?

What is that on?

What?

It's on Netflix?

You have to watch it because I don't watch Netflix, man, but it's so fucking but you would love it.

Making a murder.

Okay, you've missed out on all the best WrestleMania memes, but for real, no, it's it's it's about a guy who didn't He was wrongfully convicted for raping a woman.

He was let out twenty years later, and then now they believe he's been wrongfully convicted of killing a woman.

But all the evidence is like bullshit, and you gotta watch it.

I'm not gonna explain making a murder anyway, you gotta watch it.

I was thinking about Brandon Dascy because one of the guys he like was right there.

He was literally getting ready to leave prison on parole, and then they changed their fucking mind last moment, and he really, I mean the other guy, he may or may not have killed that woman, but this guy was like his seventeen year old nephew at the time.

He definitely did not like kill this woman and should not be in prison, but he's still there.

Check it out.

Okay, we'll do.

But yeah, no, that'ud be a good idea.

So I mean, where do we get the tie here?

I mean, yeah, we got you know, Jason and Hill was his which man that user name checks the fuck out poor guy.

You know, how do we know that that's the guy?

Well, we know because he has continued to to post and update people since then.

He's let people know this was me.

You know.

He has struggled a lot with reality.

You couldn't like ex horrible.

You know.

He struggles with with guilt sometimes.

You know.

One of his first quotes to the media was that, you know, they were going through divorce and she had begged him to sleep on the couch that night, and instead he went slept on the air mattress in the basement.

He thinks that maybe if we did sleep on the couch this would have happened.

She was probably gonna stab him first.

Right, It's like, you can't she.

Wanted him to sleep on the couch.

I mean, you can't feel bad about what other people do when they do Shiit like like you have no way of knowing that your wife's gonna kill your fucking kids, Like, you know, you don't think about that, and you shouldn't have to write that's not normal to be worried about something like that, you know.

But oh, he.

Had a hard time but the biggest issue of him having a hard time is the family.

So reddit when they found out that this was him, they were all about like supporting this guy, like what do you need?

Like, well, help you do?

We need to pay for the funerals, Like what do you need?

And he was super humble.

He's like, no, I'm good, but my mother in law has made a gofund me for my ex wife, using my kids' names in it as sympathy, in order to you know, pay for her her legal team and no.

Right, And it's like, what the fucking fuck is wrong with that whole fucked up family, Like, you know, I love my kid.

And there's this whole controversy of like parents of like serial killers and stuff.

Right, we look at people like Lionel Dahmer who continue to go see Jeffrey his entire life or a whole book about it.

There's that one woman with the crazy son.

Oh my god, I can't remember his fucking name, right, the one, well, the craziest son.

You know, everybody's like, yeah, I dated him, that one.

No, her son killed her youngest daughter sibling.

And now he's in prison forever and he's going to be getting out eventually, and she's like cold fully convince that when he does, he's going to come and kill her.

It's oh yeah, but you know she stays around because that's her child.

And you know, it's a weird thing to think about.

You know, you're a parent.

You know, how would I feel if my kid killed somebody.

I don't think you really have a choice as a parent.

I think you're always going to love your kid and there's nothing in this world that's going to change that.

But I would fucking never start to go fund me for my kid that killed my grandkids.

Absolutely not like never.

That would just fucking not happen.

It's basically, he knows she's not getting out of prison, why does she need legal help?

One?

So too, the money that they do raise is just going for like fucking commissary.

That's it, commissary to.

Make their life easier because they are the ones that would fund that shit.

That's what it is, you know, it's really that's really ridiculous.

And he's also said that like the families harassed him, So I guess like his in laws own the house and they ended up like locking like illegally locking him out of it.

One day.

Wow, with all with all his kids shit, yep, and he had to get the police involved there and he eventually had to move.

He says that he can't visit his kids graves as much as he'd like to, because he said, like on the like on their birthday he went one year and there were multiple of her family members parked at the cemetery and just watched him, and it's like, he's, fucking what do this?

Right?

I mean, the only thing that I can think is that they're just so fucking in denial that they're like, oh, well, if he hadn't asked for divorce, then.

Like he should just send them all the Snapchat videos of her finger and herself in a bathroom fucking magic Mike right, right, that's twenty one years older than her.

Oh oh jeez, I know.

And that's what I'm saying, Like these people are just something's wrong with all of them, you know.

But otherwise, you know, he's he's doing about as well as he can, and every once in a while he'll get on and whole kind of update.

I mean, we're not even on the ten year anniversary of this, so he's probably still very far away from any type of real healing, you know.

Oh yeah, if you could ever get that fucking would never date again ever, I'd be like, fuck that absolutely not.

Like the cheating's bad enough, you know what I mean.

Right, that's that already like ruins people, you know, and then you everything else on top of it.

Poor guy.

So there you go.

There there's that case.

How was that?

That's like, yeah, that's like one of the most popular ones.

It is you like Google like I had because okay, Esher asked me to do this like twenty minutes before it started, because she didn't have anybody to do it with.

So I'm here and I just googled disturbing reddit posts and that's the first one that popped up.

That uh yeah, it is that and the coconut one.

I didn't bring that one up yet, didn't.

I didn't write that one down.

I don't even want to know.

Like my whole perspective on people right now is just like, wow, I hate people.

The Reddit people will fucking don't make you wonder, right.

There's a lot of stuff that I left out of this just because like this is a comedy podcast, yaw, and even though we're doing a dark topic this week, like I'm I'm trying to keep it light stuff, but I'm trying.

And there's also Halloween, so you're trying to do the darker stuff anyway exactly.

And you know, I'll be honest with you.

I think you guys like it.

You know you guys are sick.

That's okay.

I like it too.

It was my choice.

I picked it.

Do I wish it on anyone?

Absolutely not.

But do I want to read about it if it happens?

Yes, yes, every time.

A fascination of like the fucking like the Heaven's Gate website still being up, yeah, you know, and like that website is still up, somebody's still running it, and you're like, well, who the fuck didn't do the deed?

You know, he's on there run of this website.

But they stayed back.

That was their their lots, that was their role in all this, was to stay behind while every while they all, you know, took off on fucking the comment or whatever.

Fascinating to see these footprints in history.

This one's short, but it's fucking eerie.

A user by the name of ant Proof ninety ninety two made a post two years ago on our slash Suicide Watch, which is obviously people that are suicidal, and all the posts says the title says bye bye, and the body of it says I killed my sister, I'm gonna kill myself bye, and that's it.

So on reddit you can like click on people's username and you could see their post history, like you can see when they make a post, and you can also see when they comment on other stuff.

This page has nothing on it except.

That was it real?

We don't know.

Nobody even knows.

Well if the dude killed himself or she I guess it could be a girl killed herself.

They're not going to come back and be like, Okay, I did it, you know, but no.

What I'm saying like this stuff like reported some way like stuff like that, And can't they like track where the computer is that's being used and go see if there's two dead people?

Not usually yeah, not really, they're just it's just a dead end.

So suicide watch is one of those where you know when you that's another one when you look up like disturbing reddit post or accounts or whatever, people just say they don't tell you a specific one.

They tell you like the suicide subreddits, because there's people posting their their goodbyes and then they never post ever again, and you're just left to assume, you know, what happened to them, and they're family and stuff.

They don't know that.

That sounds like one that's like fifty false information, you know what I mean.

It could be either or That's that's the thing about Reddit.

Take it with a great assault.

This one could definitely be either or we have no idea.

They never said anything ever again and we don't know.

But if that shit's real, that's crazy.

Yeah, that's horrible.

Like that, that's disturbing.

That makes your skin crap.

It's so it's even worse because you think, like the people you want to leave your last words to is Reddit.

It's real.

Yeah, it's.

Like you have to be completely depressed, dude, Like wow, there have been.

Some where people can verify that, like yeah, they did do it, you know, just because like some people on rereddit.

I don't know because I'm not a young cool kid, but like some people are like like they know that their friends have a Reddit account, they know what their user name is, like they follow each other or whatever.

Alright, you know, so they can vouch for the situation.

Or maybe it's just somebody made two completely fake accounts and they're just assuming.

But there's like a thread.

There's some threads that you can come across that are like dead predators, and you know, a lot of them are suicide some are not, some are other things.

Are people that have been that have posted and we think they get murdered or whatever.

You know, sometimes they do and there's news articles alongside of it and stuff to verify, or they die in like a car accident or you know, who knows.

You know, some people, like I said, have different connections to different people, or they make friends on Reddit from being on stuff like the suicide groups, and you know, then they just never hear from them or they get close to them in a more in real life way.

So sometimes it is verified, but most of the time it's not.

It's just even though it might not be a dead person, that's a dead account.

Hey I'm going to do this, I'm not going to be here anymore, see you, and then nothing crickets.

That's it's wild, you know how many you know, it's it's very eerie.

I've definitely seen like Facebook posts really sad ones.

I saw one of a disabled man who posted that he was in his room.

It's on fire and he's going to die.

I love you guys, and he did.

He did die.

I mean that was you know Facebook.

Again, it's different.

Your family and stuff's on there right, you know, and they vouched for you.

He did.

He died, not fire, and that shit is is weird.

But Reddit is like the old with shit like that, except usually it's it's self inflicted, you know, it's filled with that feeling, I should say, because again the other thing that you could take away from it is that you just don't know if it's real or not right.

And now I don't know.

That's just fucked up part to.

Me, Well that's fucked up too if it's not real exactly.

That's what I'm saying, like, like, why would you do that exactly, just.

Because you're an asshole?

Just bad people.

They're horrible people.

People are the monsters.

They really are, they really are.

Now I only have one other one to share, and I know that sounds.

There's so many of these.

So many, it's just something that you can go down a rabbit hole in and it doesn't even matter what subject it is.

I mean, maybe we'll just do gross ones one day, because there's ones about like I don't think it was Reddit.

I think it was four Chan, I don't remember.

But there's blowfly Girl and she like shove maggots a perfect like she took like rotten meat, let it sit out for like a week in a dumpster, and then put it in her vagina to get the maggots in her vagina.

It's really terrible.

Yeah, I was listening to Okay, I wasn't even listening to the podcast.

I was watching Facebook, and like a thing came up from somebody's podcast and they were doing phone call with somebody and she worked in the er, and she said that a woman came in and she just couldn't stop having orgasms.

She was just orgasm for hours, like walking, sitting, talking to the doctors whatever.

She was in an orgasm.

Well, they found that she had maggots in her because they didn't her and her partner didn't have any lube one day, so they used mayonnaise and now there's maggots in her.

I don't know it's worse mayonnaise in the vagina or maggots in the vagina.

That's both terrible.

I mean, that's really but I mean also.

Nanny's in the refrigerator is terrible.

Like I don't like mayonnaise, you could just keep it away from me.

I mean, I like mayonnaise, but I don't want to in my lady bits.

But you know, also, I'm gonna be so fural.

I haven't gotten laid in like five years.

Maggots, give me a call.

Go grab that mayonnaise, be right back right, I got the squeeze kind right now.

A couple of days, you'll be good to go.

That's horrible, but yeah, I mean, that's there's and there's all kinds.

There's so much.

There's the swamps, the swamps of Bodega, Podega, Oh my gosh, not Bodega.

It's a really gross story about an ear o nurse who has to handle this woman's gross infected abscess and it explains it in great detail.

It's a good story.

I bet.

There's there's all kinds.

There's so many out there.

I mean, like I said, I just and some are just real downers.

There's the one about the woman who doesn't want to take care of her son anymore, her disabled son.

Oh no, yeah, and she's two kids.

So she so she lost her husband and she has two and her youngest is is disabled, and she tells a story about just how you know, he's he's he is nothing, He's not anything.

He's just a vegetable and she hates him and how her oldest son, like she caught him like beating the fuck out of him one day in a rage.

He was just upset because he doesn't have a good life because they have this other child in the house that you know, mom has to pay attention to and pay for and do this and that and the other.

And she just kind of stood in the background and watched.

Yeah, I could see that.

She comments about that.

Yeah, she comments about how we didn't do anything.

She said, you know, I should have stepped in, she said, but he just didn't react at all, and so she just let him have at it, you know.

And it is it's fucked up because that is the life of a caretaker.

It's hard, you know.

Yeah, I should not want to do that.

I mean I would say that I would stand back and watch my kid beat the other one.

But I'm glad I don't have to do that.

And I it's tough, right, that's extremely strong who do.

And you know, maybe that one is not real, right, It's just maybe it is from somebody who is a caretaker who maybe has these feelings, but maybe like that didn't happen.

I would hope that's my hope, right, that that didn't really happen.

But they feel that way and this is a way to express themselves and get it out there, but still super disturbing.

Could you imagine if Gypsy Rose had read it back in her day?

Oh my god, let me started on that lot mess on cheese.

No, she would just have a fucking Reddit with just her and dude talking to themselves back and forth.

Which dude, oh yeah, good point.

All the dudes don't even know who the daddy is her and Ken Geez or Kyle.

Yeah right man.

But I love me some Gypsy John love what I really do I get into that ship.

There's another one about a husband and wife who have a really terrible son and he's just bad.

I think he tried to kill their their daughter or something one time, and the mom beat the ever living fucking ship out of him.

Good for her, beat the fuck.

Out of him, and the husband just stood back and watched, and then the son packed his ship up left and they've never seen him again.

And it's like wow, you know this son, I think he was like almost st of age.

Oh right there, yeah, but their whole life.

He just goes through how terrible he was and how much of a detached, fucked up kid he was, and you know, it's it's interesting.

There's a lot of really interesting ones out there, you know, from gross to to disturbing to whatever.

Kink scalore, all the kinks that you could ever you could ever imagine.

Have you ever seen oh wow, this Okay, hold on, this isn't Reddit, but have you ever seen my strange addiction?

Ghost blowjob?

What?

Yeah?

This lady's addicted to giving ghost blow jobs.

So she just like does like the blowjob motion, like random times she's like cooking with her mom, and all of a sudden she's like.

Why I don't it's like the reds tick.

I mean, it's got it looks like it, but like that's the only thing she does.

There's no other ticks.

It's just ghost blowjob.

Does she think she's given?

I mean, is there an explanation in her mind as to why it's?

What is this?

Don't know?

I feel like I've talked about my strange addiction now for like reconsecutive episodes.

And they're all different for everything really is.

But there's lots of that yeah on Reddit, so I wouldn't be surprised if she was on there.

Right, there is a minus Strange addiction subreddit that you could join and talk about this all the time.

But people, Yeah, there's lots of really interesting stuff.

But this one, this was the whole inspiration for this episode.

This one really fucking irks me.

Man So on January twenty second, twenty sixteen, somebody had asked, there's like different there's subredits for like ask creddit and just ask a general question, right, see what people people come up with?

This one was the question was to those who have accidentally killed someone?

What went wrong?

So when you think about people to accidentally kill people, you think of like manslaughter, right, vecular manslaughter?

Well, like I can answer this.

Yeah.

When we were in that car accident in the we were going straight at fifty five miles per hour.

Guys just did not stop at the stop sign, and all of a sudden, on the corner of my eye, I saw him and we t boned him.

His truck flipped a couple of times.

He didn't make it.

He also did not have his seatbelt on, and he was going like what like eight maybe to turn the corner because like he wasn't like didn't stop at the stop sign to go straight.

He stopped at the stop sign and had to turn onto a main highway, and we just, yeah, we accidentally like vehicular man slaughter.

Like it wasn't our fault, but it's an awful feeling.

Well right exactly, I mean completely not your fault.

It happens.

You know, it is an awful feeling, but it happens.

I had an uncle who he was running from the police, so you know, his fault definitely.

He was in the car.

They were trying to pull him over and he had worn out for his arrest, so he was running from them in his car and he hit and killed a twelve year old girl.

Well, let me tell you, he was a drug addict.

I think he died of an overdose or he might have committed suicide.

I'm not really sure what happened there.

I don't really talk to that family anymore.

But you know, he wasn't a great person.

He was a drug addict, you know, but that tore him the fuck up that he hit.

You know, he wasn't that kind of person where like that was okay.

Right, are the bad thing?

The person didn't have to be the bad thing.

They just did str stuff on drugs, But he could be a good person not on drugs and that, Yeah, that'll affect you for sure.

Yeah, and you know that happened.

No, he served a seven year prison sentence for it, and you know, the family, that's not long enough for them, and I.

Get it, you know, but shocking only seven years.

Only seven years because it was accidental.

I mean, you know, he didn't there was no intent to go out hit and kill a child that day.

Just right, it happens, you know.

So that's basically what what this reddit is.

You know, this whole thread was about, you know, pretty much.

But of course somebody comments on it and he has something to share with the room, and I'm just gonna go ahead and read that one to you too, Okay.

He said, this still haunts me to this day.

As kids, we had a hideout in this dirt cliff slash cave.

This is the best approximation I can find on Google.

Only three times taller, probably ten times as wide.

There was a neighborhood kid who, in hindsight was probably meddally handicapped in some way, but to us he was just the weird slash creepy kid.

This was the eighties and we weren't exactly raised PC.

Three of us were headed to our base and found creepy kids sitting at the top in our quote guard chair.

We yelled at him to get out, and he said something like make me and started lobbing dirt, clods and sticks down at us.

We all ran around the side to make our way up.

It gets pretty fuzzy here, but all I remember is he fell.

I still the sound.

When we got back down to check on him.

He was in a very awkward position with blood coming out of his mouth.

We all just freaked out and ran home.

And as far as I know, no one's spoken a word of this to anyone.

We didn't go back for over a month and never said a word of it between us.

Again, this was the eighties, so media wasn't like today.

Chances are it got a small article in the newspaper b section quote missing mentally disabled child found dead after fall or something like that.

Well, I didn't expect to wake up to this.

I have no idea why we didn't collectively tell our parents.

We all just booked it for our respective homes without saying a word.

I think it was mainly because he was quote the weird kid, and we all thought that would get us in trouble somehow.

No, I don't think we were directly responsible.

Indirectly maybe again, it's fuzzy, and all I remember is us throwing sticks at each other.

I've tried to find any record of him, to no avail.

I remember the neighborhood kids from those days first names, but not the last.

I've since moved a few hundred miles away and didn't keep in touch.

I don't even remember the creepy kid's first name.

I have looked blindly for any record of the kid, and I've spent hours on Facebook trying to find my old friends, but haven't found anything yet.

So people were like, and all the questions, you know, They're like, well, you know, what the fuck do you know he was dead?

What exactly happened?

Did you tell your parents ever?

You know?

Blah blah blah.

So he responds, no, I didn't know if he actually died or not that day.

All I have to go off of is my mom mentioning him going missing, and us not seeing him around after that.

When we finally went back to our quote base over a month later, there was nothing out of the ordinary, no police tape or anything like that.

I don't remember any cops canvassing the area asking about them.

So someone asked if they ever found a body, and he responded, no idea.

We were kids, maybe ten to twelve ish, so we didn't exactly watch the news or read the paper.

Even if our parents knew, I don't think they would have mentioned it to us at that age.

Even though he was fairly well known around the neighborhood, he went to a different school, so it was ever brought up there.

I did ask my parents maybe ten years ago if they remembered him, and they said something along lines of yeah, didn't you go missing?

And that's about as far as I wanted to push it.

So this guy has this whole tale and people are like, what the fuck, dude, Yeah, that's like you have to go.

People are like, you need to go talk to the police about this, like right now, Like you need to go.

Even if he wasn't even if he didn't actually die, like what if he did, and.

What the body's still there right somewhere and they were like playing over it because the leaves went over it, or you know what I mean or something.

They were kids.

Well, so Reddit's got sleuths, and there's a guy who claimed to have been able to identify the person who posts this because they well, like you were talking about what the suicide, people tracked down his ipadres where he was tracked down different, just different because the guy kept commenting a little bit further, did share little bits of information here and there, and they kind of came to the conclusion that there is a very good possibility that this is directly tied to a missing kid's case by this kid named Scott something.

I didn't write it down because it's it's not conclusive yet, you know.

But what they found was this kid who was about nine years old.

He went missing, and the same day that he went missing, there was like a torrential flood in the area.

Oh so yeah, so if the kid did fall from this height, it did kill him on accident and it flooded, that would have taken his body out to wherever, especially because when you think about like kid's bases and stuff, it might be by a creek, by a river of woods right where Water's at and you know, they were really trying to convince this guy to come forward.

So far, it's been unresolved.

They don't know for sure if he's definitely you know, in contact with the kid.

But people felt so strongly that it was the same kid in the same case that they contacted the local police department in fucking droves and nothing's ever been up about the case, so they don't know if maybe the police ignored it, maybe they did check it out and they maybe that guy didn't live at that area at the time, right, and that was it's not even connected at all.

That's why I didn't really want to bring it up too much, but just that Reddit was doing its job like they were going to get to the bottom of that shit.

We're having it.

But man, that fucks me up because I don't know there again, there's a lot of other Reddit comments that are very similar to stuff like that, you know, I killed somebody and it was no big deal.

There's you know, people they'll make these these threads and it'll be like, oh, tell us a confession that like you can't ever tell anybody, right.

People will say dumb shit like the one was like the one people were like, oh, I had anal sex under a bridge one time.

And then another person comments and they're like, one time I was homeless under the bridge and I saw these people having anal sex up to it.

Gotcha, And so it's goofy stuff, right, And but sometimes you'll find a nugget of something somewhere, and a lot of times it doesn't get as far as like this.

Got This got pretty big traction tying it directly to an actual missing you know, missing child case, And I don't know.

I guess maybe that's why it gets to me.

I don't know.

Kids are fucking assholes.

I was like, one of my biggest fears as a parent is like, something's gonna happen to my kid and their asshole friends are either going to cause it or they're not going to do what needs to be done in order to save my kid.

Well, it kind of makes me think too, Like, I guess it's just like knowing today's age what parents are like, but if your kid had mental disabilities, you're letting them go like disappear by themselves for hours and hours.

I mean back then, yeah, in the eighties, probably, I don't know.

I'm just it didn't sound weird.

I mean, I wouldn't, you know, let them.

You know, some people had mentioned maybe he didn't have mental disability, but he was just weird, you know, just a weird kid, even though you know, the guy said he probably was handicapped, but who knows what he means by that, maybe autistic, you know, or something.

You know, something's not obviously wrong, but not so wrong that he couldn't be off by himself.

Gotcha, you know, is what it is what it reads like to me.

I don't know, but like I said, back in the eighties, you know, people just, yeah they did.

I mean, they just let people to just let your kids run.

Well yeah, I mean like when I was growing up, I yeah, I know, but like it just seems like I guess it kind of you kind of forget once, you like, as life goes on and you see other people used to be.

Yeah, like, I guess you just forget.

I don't know, you're right.

I got into a whole ass fight with other adults when my kid was seven at a New Year's Eve party because I was like, I don't let my kid go play outside by herself, Like she plays outside, but I'm out there and they're like what, she's seven, Like she's old enough.

I'm like, what the no, the fuck she is not?

Excuse me, not in Dayton, Ohio.

Right, you don't watch enough fucking investigation ID you know, no fucking way here.

Yeah, but not in day.

Well, she had a fucking uh my mom had these neighbor kids, and my mom would let her like play in the backyard by herself when she was like little, like two to four.

And I did not like that at all.

One day I was over there and there was these neighbor kids and they're like ten, and I look out the window and I catch them luring her out of the yard.

Oh, and I went the fuck off on the I mean I almost beat some kids to death that day.

It was like, there's absolutely no fucking reason why two ten year old boys are taking a two year old out of you know, the yard.

And you know, there was just a news story about like a I think a ten year old and like an eight year old or something just came out that they raped and attempted to murder a five year old child.

Yeah see that.

Yeah, And it was.

Like and I think I think they're even younger than that.

I mean, they're young and it's like, what the Fuck's That's what I'm saying, Like kids can do one and shit too, I don't trust them.

And then you get the slender man girls, like what the fight?

You know?

Having that?

So you told me, wh my kids you play outside alone at seven?

No, thank you.

I can go stand the fuck out there with her and I ain't a big deal.

You know, it's and if I can't, she can come playing tide that's right, you know.

But you know, I guess, like I said, I think that that's why that one gets to me a little bit, just because as a parent, that was like my thing.

I was freaked out that my kid would fall and other kids would just run away and I never see her again.

You know, she was older.

Now she gets to do things.

I still get nervous though.

She got a little friend around the corner, and I get nervous when she walks over there.

Yeah that's just a parent in you, you know.

Yeah, they're always always your baby.

So I think it's just you know, my mom does it?

Did you make it home?

You know, every little bit?

But yeah, I think that one is uh two, it gets to me.

I know mine start Mine turned sixteen in December, the twins, and it's like parenting just caught up to me because now I'm scared out of my mind for them to drive, and I'm not going to know if every thing's okay all the time.

I'm like, what happened to me?

I am safety mom now?

Right?

And meanwhile, do you remember the ship you were doing in sixteen?

Right?

Exactly?

But that's why you freaked out about it?

Yeah, because I'm like, I don't know how I'm alive.

You know, kids are dumb.

They they make stupid choices.

That's how they learn.

You know, you have to let them be dumb, but you don't want to when you're.

A parent, exactly.

Don't protect him.

From the dumb but you can't.

You can't don't learn.

So there's some of my my reddit.

Did you find any that I didn't mention or that you did you ever.

Hear about parasite man?

No?

Okay, So this isn't the actual like reddit.

This is just someone that is recalling it's because it's very disturbing to them.

But basically a subreddit confession.

There was a guy that like to infect himself with parasites, like a whole freaking bunch of them.

But the most disturbing part is that, although they can lead to health issues, he liked to infest other people, his family, random one night partners, even go to public spaces to infest more people.

The guy knew that it was wrong and was still doing it.

I don't know what that entails, but that's creepy.

Bug chasers.

They're called bug chasers.

Have you heard this?

No, this is just something that.

I know.

Just because I fucking look up weird shit all the time.

Bug chasers.

It's a kink.

Okay, it's a fetish where people want to either be infected or infect or sometimes both other people with diseases, HIV being one of them.

There are definitely posts of people on Reddit confessing to knowingly having something like HIV and still having unprotected sex with people.

Yeah, there was a guy here in a not here but where I grew up in Alyria that got multiple like temper attempted murder charges because he knew he had AIDS and was not telling his many many partners that he had them.

Yeah, oh yeah, you can definitely be be I don't want to say execute.

I want to say executed, but that's not right.

You could be convicted of you know, attended murder for having you know, certain diseases like AIDS and passing that along to people.

You can't do that ship, but there there's a whole community for it, even when they're not infected.

A lot of the times they're not, and they'll just role play that they are, and you know, they just pretend that they are, you know, passed along their little diseases or whatever.

But yeah, it's a it's a thing, I.

Don't think thing.

Okay, it's a kink thing.

Yeah, I don't get it.

But because your brain's not fucked up, that's the way you don't get it.

That's fair.

I mean, it is just not in that way, not one of my kinks.

That that's weird.

It's fucking strange.

You know.

But if anyone is listening has that kink, could you please explain to us why that is your kink?

Bright, Like, why are you into that?

I don't I don't understand.

I mean, then again, there's women like to put bugs in their vaginas, you know, obviously or whatever in their vaginas.

There's one about a woman who you know, repeatedly would post asking people how to have sex with their snakes and people were like, stop trying to fuck your snakes.

That's horrible, Like, what the fuck is terrible?

Gets involved in that?

Right?

Just you know, I don't know what the fuck's wrong with people, but yeah, bug chasing is is definitely fucking weird and I'll never I'll never get it.

I've learned a lot of different kinks from Reddit, and some that aren't necessarily kinks.

I can't remember the name of it, what it's called, but there is an instance where people will and this is like a like a big thing.

People will prostitute themselves out but not prostitute out there naughty holes and what I'm what I'm trying to tell you is that they'll have things like feeding tube holes and stumas.

Yes, yes, no there.

So I found a Reddit thread one time about this is a certain name for it, and I can't remember, I guess, thank god, because I'd be googling it tonight because I'm fucking weird like that.

But yeah, there was like a thread and it was a like like people in the medical field talking about the patients that they encounter and how they have to put like visitor restrictions on certain people because they will have people come to their fucking room to fuck their hole and leave for money.

What yes, yes, why I.

Guess because that seems less dirty, you know, I really do.

That's for dirty.

That's open wound.

I would never let someone fuck my wound ever, No like that would never, like I would feel less demeaned and used by using any other hole that usually is fuckable than my open wound hole.

But they do see like a public in public, like a stranger's arm bleeding.

Are you gonna go up and lick it to get the blood off?

No?

I do not, you know, And some people like freak out about like anal.

They're like, oh, poop comes out of there with an imagine sticking your fucking I can then testinne straight up, like the poop's being made right there, my brand niggas.

It's gross and there's.

Like bile and acid and all kinds of stuff and not just.

That, but like it.

They go on to like talk about, you know, because normal people are like coming to the thread and they're like, well, this is real fucking gross and they're like, oh, you think that's gross, just wait until those holes get infected with sti S.

Because they do a lot.

Yeah, I believe that.

It's like, who in the right mind wouldn't think that?

Like, so, I mean it's speaking of bug chasers.

There are lot of people out there that will fuck literally any hole and pay for it.

Yeah, maybe a no go on that one.

Like I don't even want to read about that hurt.

Well it depends.

Are you on pain medicine while you're in there?

Well that's a good point.

Yeah, that's true.

You probably have fucking no idea.

It might be the best time to fuck those holes.

That's right, because I know, nam well, I am not being sober if I ask somebody to do that for.

Money, Like, oh my god, like you gotta be.

I've been hard up for some cash before, but never fuck my wound for cash.

It is why it reminds me.

There's a scene in Human Centipede three if you've seen, if you've made it that far in the series, just the first one, you know, when it's like one of the most brutal scenes supposedly like the Worden gets he's having a dream and somebody like shives him in his kidneys and then they fuck that hole that they made.

Like that's what it is, basically, and it's like, right, why would like and this isn't a movie made them make you feel super uncomfortable and it does, Why would you do that on purpose?

Hmm?

Yeah, that's yeah, that's great haird stuff that you'll just find.

Just weird stuff that I find.

It's just me.

It's a me.

Probably, it's not you didn't make the group's you just stumbled upon it.

People are probably like, what the fuck kind of communities are you?

Hit and Reddit it's pretty terrible.

There's like a subreddit it's medical gore.

It's yeah.

I don't know if it's still around anymore.

But it probably is, or there's a new one.

This's the same thing.

Yeah, it'll it'll come around and I'll be there looking at the medical Gore because something's wrong with me.

Like that guy.

That's that guy.

I found a lot of his story with the fucking with his brain exposed walking around Pennsylvania.

I that I just saw that on Facebook.

Yeah, I saw that on Facebook at first, and you know what I did, immediately went to Reddit.

I'm like, people know the story, and they did.

That's where That's where I got a lot of my info from.

I don't know what happened to him, I'm gonna look him up again, see what happened.

There's probably people fucking his brain hole.

Oh my god, he probably would let people fuck his brain hole for money.

Yeah, you look like he needed money.

Oh my god.

I just can't get over that guy.

What the fuck.

It's one of the craziest things I've ever seen.

Yeah, but you can see shit like that all the time for free.

I'll Reddit.

You just gotta make an account on over there.

Oh, I made an account.

I don't know what I'm gonna get into now, but.

No, it is.

It actually really is resourceful.

A lot of people talk a bunch of shit about it.

You know, if I wanted to bring up news or encounters that I could charry with you guys everywhere, I could easily do it off of Reddit.

But again, you just you don't know what's real.

You don't know it's not.

But there is a lot of really good stuff out there, really good talking points, really good opportunities to network with different individuals about different ideas.

It is very useful.

Like I said, it is my favorite social media, even though it has all this fucked up shit on it.

Well, when I'm like have to help the kids with homework and stuff, and I don't know something, I like google it, Like the answers pop up on Reddit like they're smart people on here.

Oh fuck can dude.

Fuck yeah.

I've asked some questions on Brendett from time to time, not many, but you know, just to kind of get different things.

I mean, that's silly stuff.

I'm on one subreddit it's apartment hacks, and it's just different organizing things that you could do if you live in an apartment like myself, you know, to make your space a little not so quttered, know.

So useful stuff.

There is, yeah, tons of stuff, stuff for marketing, podcasting, it's out there, YouTube videos, lots of cryptid ship.

See.

I don't know what Brandon's name is on Reddit, but I know he comments on all these like couples problems things all the time.

Really Oh yeah, he loves calling dudes out.

We're like my girlfriend, che don't know me.

Seven times he'd be like, you're a fucking idiot.

Like I love that for him.

He loves him sitting there watching his ninety day fiance and commenting on a reddit.

Oh yeah, for sure, you know does that all the time.

It's like those for people that don't know, like Brandon is a manly man, like he's like six foot three country beard, like does labor, has a labor job, like loves niney day Fiance.

It's favorite ship.

You know what, how much do you want to bet?

Most of the watchers of that show were mainly men.

Oh come on, yeah, that's how they that's how they squeeze it in right, that's their balance.

They got a lip full of chew and just watching ninety day Fiance.

On their reddit giving a relationship advice.

I listened to him and he's pretty good.

We've been together ten years.

That's fair.

Ye, it's a good point.

I mean, that's you know, yeah, it is interesting.

The dph is another one that that's a breddit.

That's what I'll look at, and it's fucking sad.

It's people taking too much bendrill and tripping full.

Yeah, but it's crazy, you know.

But it's crazy because most of time it's kids and it's like, you know, going back to the kids thing again.

It's like gray, but you know, you can find some ship.

So you're like, oh, okay, here's my apartment hacks, here's some car advice, and you know, YadA YadA, YadA, and then all of a sudden, you know, you hit something fucking dark.

I don't nowhere, like people fucking people's woons, and you're like, what is this world that we live?

Oh, there's a kink group that they share pictures of dead women that they find attractive, like pictures of women dead in ditches, are killed in car accidents that they find attractive and they just talk about them.

Oh my god, people are like that.

They're fucking weird.

Yeah.

Or the composite images for unidentified bodies.

Have you looked at those?

No?

Oh my gosh, they're so scary.

It's like, humans don't look like this.

How did you draw a picture?

Like this is not what this?

Jane Doe or John Doe look like.

They are super uncanny or like the ones where they age up like the kids or whatever, and it's.

Like, ry, what is that?

Oh my gosh, it's definitely not a human.

Like if I'm sorry, but if this is a Jane Doe and she looks like this, there's a reason nobody's like grabbing her up as Yeah, that's my sister, that's.

My windy flake, Like I don't know who that is, never seen her?

Right?

Uh?

It is interesting the stuff that you'll find on there, you know, some of it.

Some of it's just general topics, like I really like the Unsolved Mysteries subreddit or even the Internet Mystery subreddit.

That's I found out about the I found out about the guy on in China who found an abandoned building filled with a literal pool of like dead children.

Oh yeah, you probably you probably haven't heard of this.

It's fucking weird.

Nod of that.

I talked about it a little bit on the podcast when when it when it first happened.

Yeah, he went to this abandoned building and didn't know what it was, and he's just like a TikTok urban explorer guy.

And he goes to this room and there's different weird things everywhere, like jars of shit, you know, weird weird shit that he doesn't want to know what it is.

And he comes to this giant tank and it's filled with liquid in what appears to be dead children and babies, and and shows it, shows shows it and everything.

He ends up going back again later because at first people are like that's fake, like that's kind of you know, And he goes back again later and he shows that same pool, and people like Reddit were like picking out certain still shots of like, you know, here's this dead kid.

This is what they look like, you know, a month ago when he was there, and this is what it looks like.

Now there's obvious decomposition, Like here's the difference, and it's like, oh my god, probably what was happening, is it?

It could have had something to do with Oregon harvesting.

Okay, that makes sense, mm hmm, or.

It's just potentially an unethical disposal of you know, bodies that are supposed to be processed through funeral home that weren't, so they just dumped them in this tank.

But it seems like they're happens everywhere.

It does.

Yeah, it does.

I mean it seems to be something medically related, but people don't really know.

And so that and that guy freaked the fuck out because it's China, and really, I mean him even doing that much was like no, no, but China's really bad about like the organ harvesting or the you know, body broker community, like they sell their fucking I'm gonna do a whole episode on like the body's exhibit and it comes turns out a lot of them are Chinese prisoners that didn't consent having their bodies on display, having sex for eternity or whatever.

I believe that.

Yeah, no, it's it's really insane.

But yeah no, I found out about that through Reddit.

I found out a lot a lot of stuff.

The boy in the Box mystery was solved, and I, you know, I first saw that news broke on Reddit, you know, which is super super fascinating.

I mean, it's again, it is useful, and it's definitely a good area.

I like it better then you know other places.

I feel like I get more out of it than say, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, you know, all that stuff.

I get on there because I want to engage with people that I know directly.

Redd did I just get on there to learn and read and you know, whether it's you know, crazy right, something totally fucking out there, Like.

You have to like circle back to this when I have more time to prepare and to get into the Reddit rabbit hole.

Yeah.

No, by all means, there's plenty out there to this floor, that's for sure.

There's just there's so so so much.

There's just never been like a need for it for me.

So I've never actually been on there to look at anything, and yeah, now that I've just looked at little stuff, I'm like.

Oh, I need to be on Reddit.

See what we can find some of this stuff like you can see in real time, Like there was a post from a fourteen year old kid okay who put who made his dad a drink has her dad, I don't know which one, and they put half a couple of bleach in it with the intention to kill them.

Yeah, but they had second thoughts after they had done it, and they're like, I shouldn't have done this, and so they're like asking Reddit.

They're like, well, what can I do now?

I don't want to get in trouble because I'm the reason they did it is because they say they're abused.

They didn't want to get abused for doing it, you know.

So they're like, but I don't want them to die either.

You know, what, what do I do?

Well, it turns out it's okay if you drink don't fucking do it, But it's it's probably okay if you drink half a cup of bleach.

It's usually not going to kill you, oh believed or not, It's usually not lethal to a grown adult man.

Again, don't fucking do it, but you know, they ended up being okay, right, the parent ended up being okay.

But I got to watch that play out like in real time, and so you just never know what you're going to catch on there.

And now that's like one of the you know, infamous Reddit posts out there.

Wouldn't you be able to smell the bleach in your drink?

You would think, well, it was in like a big gulp cup.

Okay, so if you had like a full forty ounce I think they're like forty four ounces, right, and it's filled with your drink plus some bleach, it would probably taste off.

But like you've gotten a fountain drink and you're like, something, it's not the syrup's not right.

Well yeah, but I'm pretty sure, like I'm good at sniffing out bleach, Like.

I don't know that's fair.

They're probably like, oh, the straw smells weird.

You know, who knows?

Who knows what they thought?

And who knows?

It could have been completely fucking fake.

Yeah that's true too, you know.

That's again another part of it is that it's it could have been not real, and that could have definitely been like a karma farming thing.

I don't think that you know that person.

A lot of people will post one time and then they abandon the account.

The throwaway accounts.

It's so easy to have a throwaway on Reddit.

So that's, you know, something that happens a lot.

So yeah, it's an interesting community.

I'd be happy to go over it again.

I don't know what did what did you guys think of this episode?

I mean, I know you're here for like usually of the Aliens and the cryptis and stuff, but.

But it's more like there was a lot of I don't I don't even know what you want to call it.

It's not like four to one one, but some of it was four one one.

I mean, it's in the subject of on Wednesdays we talk weird.

It's weird.

Yeah, yeah, it's weird, and so if it's weird, we're going to talk about it here on this show.

That's what you guys come here for.

Switching it up a little bit.

I mean, did you guys really want to hear what we could have talked about it?

Today's Patty Day.

I could have talked about Patty.

Oh is it Patty Day?

It is?

It's Patty Day.

Happy I haven't been online all day birthday to Patty.

You know, but do you guys really want to hear that for the million of time?

Probably, I guess no, fair enough.

You know, I probably will talk about it again, but that's fine, but not on the day, well today, No, this is this is spooky season, and uh, you know, we want you guys to to get with the spooky.

But next week's episode, Cassie, you're gonna be here for it.

It's our Halloween special.

Oh yeah, I'm gonna tease it a little bit.

Not much, not much for this one, I'm gonna tell you.

Yeah, this one has some real investigative work into it.

Not necessarily boots on the ground for myself, but let me tell you, I've probably consumed everything that you can consume here about this one.

And it is fucked up.

It's fucked up.

Yeah, it's fucked up.

It is.

It is so out there, so it's gonna be a wild ride.

I'm super excited to get to it.

Yeah, and then we'll see.

Uh we did an hour and a half on Reddit.

What are we gonna do next week?

Oh man, I know, I gotta start building my timeline right now so that ways it's coherence.

You can build your timeline, then I'm just gonna jump in and fuck it all up.

So they're so so, I mean it could be probably three or four parts like.

It probably could be, especially if we went over like the Rule.

Rise.

Yeah, well we'll get there.

It'll be fun, it'll be a good time.

You guys will like it.

Definitely still something different, but I promise we'll get back to aliens and stuff soon.

We're just enjoying the holiday season, right, Yes, do you have any final thoughts, final words for our audience?

I'm so unprepared.

No, I'm sorry.

Next week I will.

Next week, stay tuned.

That would have been great.

You could yeah do that?

That party come back?

Please come back.

And I'm just kidding, that'll be back.

There'll be new people next week.

It'll be it'll be interesting.

There's new people this episode.

This is your first episode on Wednesday's we talk weird, fucking weirdo, fucking sick.

Oh what would you come here for this for?

If next week is their first episode, then ship something wraw.

Got a lot of backlog.

Yeah, no, it'll be good, it'll be good.

Okay, Well that's fine.

I will leave it at that.

Then we'll see you guys back here next Wednesday.