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Episode 139 | "Ball Of Duty"

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Speaker 1

You always get it's your boy that cameroon.

Speaker 2

Man, this is another episode of Victory, like the most important popular fire podcast on the planet.

It's not even a podcast, it's an institution.

And today we're talking about a lot of different things.

Speaker 1

Man.

The declining birth rates in the United States of America.

You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2

A hypothetical that asks, would you bail your man out if he was down bad financially and done that day?

Speaker 1

You know what I'm saying.

Also, streamers get interested for doing innocent, kid like things.

You know what I mean.

Speaker 2

We're gonna talk about that anymore right here on Victory, Like, don't go nowhere, because if you do, we're gonna.

Speaker 3

Yeah, exactly what it's Victory episode.

Speaker 1

Yeah, And you got to ask somebody.

Man, we're out here, we're back.

You know what I'm saying.

You're welcome.

Yes, you know what I'm saying, You're welcome.

No, no, no, yeah, that's true.

Might be you know what I'm saying.

Respective, we love y'all.

Know what I'm saying.

That's what we hit.

Speaker 2

You know what I'm saying.

You know what this is, boy, You know what I'm saying.

I didn't hit the fat Joe rewind this week, you know what I mean.

So I look, I look a little more advanced.

Speaker 4

I'm telling you just leave it.

Speaker 1

Stop stop with I do so.

Speaker 2

Look so look, I don't do the Beijing because of like personal reasons.

It's because these cameras they like twelve k.

So then like all the gray hands just look like not here camera.

It looks look like I got yeah you know what.

You know, you know how long it took me for my bad to connect.

Yeah, and now that it finally connects, I'm like, I'm not having y'all thinking like AI got my beard disconnected.

Speaker 3

But you know it's crazy.

The part where it connects still black, still black.

Speaker 1

It ain't great.

Yeah, so that might be that might that there go.

Speaker 4

I mean, honestly, bro, I fu with the salt pepper.

That's look beautiful on you.

But I know less Brown used to hit us with the mask Carro.

I didn't even know they used to use that.

Speaker 2

He used to Oh yeah, yeah, you know that's so that is diabolical because it transfers.

Speaker 1

So anytime you go to hug somebody or whatever.

Speaker 4

Yeah, but it's it's it's like, bro, if you're doing that, it's like people.

Yeah, yeah, who gives a fuck.

Speaker 3

Yeah, I'm not hugging nobody touching you.

Speaker 1

Yeah, you fucking pean, you know what I'm saying.

But y'all not peans.

We love y'all.

You know what I'm saying.

The victory like gang.

Speaker 2

You know what I'm saying, Like brigade, like fam.

It's almost like he Camero the human do reg flap because I keep it wavy.

You know what I'm saying, reading no value that Yeah, God wrap God in the building.

You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1

That's right.

If I sound a little strange today, it's because I was.

Speaker 2

Performing fucking Open Up.

Speaker 1

I was ripping it man.

Speaker 4

Shoot up Rocks.

Speaker 1

You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2

I was mad because I was watching it and I was just like, I was like, bro, I was like, I was like yelling at you and I was just like, crap the fucking mic in pace.

Yeah, And I was just like, nah, I saw a mad equipment that I was just like, okay.

Speaker 3

Yeah, I was were the rocks, I had a vocal, I had an effects pedal next to me.

That's why I don't really yeah, because I was with the effects and ship.

So I don't even know about what.

Speaker 1

I don't know what the fun that means.

Pedal made me crash my car.

You know what I'm saying.

That's why I'm driving the Optimist days and we got yes in New York City.

Speaker 3

Yes, sir, look looking cute as ever.

I can say that because her son's not here today.

We have and the one and only mister talk crazy get punched in the face.

Speaker 1

And then in the build.

Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying.

He's about either ones in twos, yeah, every weekend.

Maybe not maybe.

So he's editing video, he's making shit, he's creating, he's doing everything in the world.

And he has a full head of here, ladies and gentlemen, that's right.

You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2

I don't know if he's single, but I'm saying he is, bitch And of course you know what I'm saying.

The guy, you know what I'm saying, the guy who makes it all go, the guy who says Ronald Reagan was not president in two thousand and three.

Speaker 1

Merrow, that's wrong.

Speaker 2

Yes, men, training the god, the super producer in the building, leadest gentlemen, makes some foking noise.

Speaker 1

Let me get out flaws.

Speaker 3

You know what I'm saying, I'm Mentran the freaky Vietnamese man.

Yes, you may or may not also be Dominican.

Speaker 1

We don't know, we don't know.

Speaker 5

I'm really really sorry, but I'm just reading a tweet right now or a Facebook status post that says it doesn't affect any of you guys, but it says I do not like Puerto Ricans.

Speaker 3

Who yeah, now, hold on, keep going, man, Nah, that's crazy, keep going in what are the comments?

Speaker 5

The comments said, why not?

And then the person said they discussed.

Speaker 1

Me hold on?

And then what does it say after that?

Speaker 5

What do they be saying?

Speaker 1

She wrote, they discuss.

Speaker 3

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4

You know how Puerto rika fans feel about it.

We got to.

Speaker 3

Now, we love y'all, but y'all gotta stop talking about whoever that is.

Speaker 1

Y'all gotta stop discussing her.

Speaker 3

You know what I'm saying, because what do y'all be saying that that that makes her feel this way?

Speaker 1

You know?

Speaker 2

You know you know what I'm saying, Don't discuss, don't ask questions, leave that up to us.

Speaker 3

Yeah, yo, because you know what she might feel that way irregardless, you know, because like yo, you never know, like she could like you know, like you could.

Speaker 1

Run into her.

Speaker 3

You could run into her at the store because so for she could get like a light of us, you.

Speaker 4

Know, like yo spanglish like.

Speaker 2

Yo, like you bugging, like I'm trying to just go like like I don't got magic.

Speaker 1

Books no more?

Yeah, like what the fuck?

Speaker 3

Remember when yo?

Remember when matches were free?

Yes, like you could just go to the store, let me book a matches, poppy and they just yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm like, you know what it is.

People ain't smoking that much no more.

Speaker 2

You know what I'm saying, But you know what it is smoking this motherfucking show, Nigga, we.

Speaker 1

On fire out.

Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Smoke's coming out from my nuts.

But we took it out with like special effects and shit like that.

Oh is that what that smell is?

Speaker 2

Yeah, that smell it's my balls.

Speaker 1

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Speaker 2

Listen, So last last episode, you know what I'm saying, we didn't get to this, but this is very important, you know what I mean, because we like to give y'all device unlike Nick Cannon, which is good, you know what I'm saying, good relationship advice and there was a hypothetical out there in the world that was asking, you know of other men, are you sending your man's some money if he's on a date and he is short and he hits you up?

Speaker 1

Yo?

Speaker 2

Yo, my with shorty bro, she's bad bro, Yo show the BBL is fully healed.

You know what I'm saying.

I'm trying to you know what I mean.

But the bilger came two and the fifty.

Bro, I only got one hundred and fifty cash.

Speaker 1

You got me.

Speaker 4

I'm gonna let the man answer.

Speaker 1

Oh, all of a sudden, it's about me.

He's like, y'all a center of the man.

No.

No, So here's the.

Speaker 2

Thing that's by the way, first and last time you ever hear let's bell say that.

Speaker 4

Yeah, yeah, I'll be saying I'll be staying out of your business, bro, whenever y'all start talking about cocking bowl, Like, what's that about?

Speaker 1

Yeah, come on, no, okay, here's the thing.

Speaker 3

I'm sending the bread, but not because I care about my friend, but because I can't let the hose know that I hang out with bumps.

Speaker 2

Oh yeah, that's that's that's mean, that's yeah.

I didn't think about it like that.

Yeah, no, I thought about it in a very benevolent way.

No, like yo, I'm saying.

No, I'm saying because you know he gonna hit you with the YO.

Rainy my man, what's good?

Speaker 3

Yo?

Speaker 1

Yeah, what's happening, bro?

Speaker 3

Yo?

Speaker 1

I don't Rainy my guy's good?

Bro?

Yo.

Speaker 3

Check your text messages, Rainy my friend right.

Speaker 1

Yo, speaker Yo, I'm on speaker, Yeah, put me on speaker.

Speaker 2

Yeah yeah, well Uber uber curry you next check Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5

That initial yo has twenty os yo.

Speaker 4

Yeah, yeah, that's what you know.

It's real, bro, Yo.

The more, the more, the most, the more severe you got, Yo, there's twenty six os.

Speaker 3

Bro.

Speaker 4

Like, what's calling the conversation?

A way to keep coming back?

Yeah, give me a second.

We're having a good time.

Speaker 3

N They hit the sweating, They hit the yo with twenty six o's, and then if you don't respond, it's sixty seconds flat.

Speaker 1

They hit the question mark reaction like on the yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2

Meanwhile you and that man is sitting there sweating bullets, looking at his phone, just looking at the little three dots.

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Speaker 4

So, ladies, if you ever on a date and you feel like he acted a little strange out of nowhere that he just waiting for that response anyway for tax you.

Speaker 2

Know what I'm saying.

But no, I'm saying like I would send it on some benevolent ship.

But now that you said that, that's a very good point.

Speaker 1

Yeah.

I was like, I don't want to haven't.

Speaker 3

You know what?

Speaker 1

Nah, it's cool.

A lot of my friends is bumps.

Speaker 2

Bro.

Speaker 1

You know what I'm saying.

Listen, we gotta have some self awareness.

You know what I'm saying, Like, just because he's a bum, don't mean I'm a bum.

Speaker 2

You know what I'm saying, Like you are like people say you are the company you keep.

I don't believe that shit because I hang out with crackhead.

Yeah, I'm not a crackhead.

Speaker 4

That's crazy for you to say.

Yeah, Bro, that's crazy.

It's crazy for you.

Speaker 2

To say I should know crackheads, not like like people that you'd be like, Yo, you're fucking crack bro.

People that like casually, not like actual crackhead, Like y'all stole your hoffy.

Speaker 1

So people that happened to smoke crack.

Yeah, that's what it is.

You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4

It's like Biden's son moderation.

Yeah, yeah, Okay.

Speaker 2

By the way I saw the interview, Okay, I'm like, yeah, I would this dude now hard Like you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3

I could see that bro Hunter Hunter Biden is just stove God cooks for white people.

Speaker 2

Bro Stove got cooks.

Joe, Yes, because he got like the same Joe Biden like Cadence.

Speaker 5

Yeah.

Speaker 2

And I was just like, oh ship bro like this mother he spit you out, Yeah, God right into a crack pipe.

Speaker 6

Oh.

Speaker 1

But anyway I talk about it, I think.

Speaker 4

About it as as a woman, like if you if my boy is hitting me up asking me the second bro, I'm gonna be like, yo, semi hi, g like just semi high.

Speaker 1

You gotta do aconnaissance.

Speaker 4

No, no, no, I'm gonna hit her up and be like, yo, sis we out fuck this guy.

He don't know what you doing.

He out here.

I bet you you got the cheapest ship too, and he out here he's asking me for bred.

Speaker 1

Twine audio message.

Speaker 4

Yeah, this is what really happened.

And if you really think about it, the motherfucker took my personality.

So you're gonna have more fun with me anyways.

You know, I'm gonna have a good time crazy.

Speaker 2

I think I'm asking where he's at because if he's like, Yo, I'm at Chili's, I'm like, bro, what that's that's.

Speaker 4

Your fault now if you fucking doubt first goes or some ship, I'm like, bro, I could see you know you sometimes you're underprepared.

Speaker 2

Hey, like pop Smoke said, shoot at the moon landing saws.

You know what I'm saying, Like, Yo, you're doing too much.

You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4

I mean I've done it before for friends like I don't give a fuck.

I'm the type of friend you could call and you've been like, Yo, I don't have no money and I've had a terrible week.

I need an eighth got it?

You got it?

Since I don't funk about none of that, I rather you straight up asked me, like, Yo, I need a fucking blunt after after this day, I need a blunt.

I don't mind.

Speaker 1

I will not.

Speaker 2

That's one aspect of life where I'm like, I do not hesitate.

I'm like, Yo, if I see a motherfucker with a turkey bag, I could have just met you two hours ago, I'll be like, Yo, let me hold something on that.

Speaker 1

Bro, like you smoking all that?

Speaker 2

You know what I'm saying, like they stressed out, bro, then I started telling my life story.

I got kids, bro, Like this ship.

Speaker 3

Is yeah, but then your problems seem real, right like other people like you hit the blunk.

You're like, you know what I'm saying, coy fish pacted crazy.

I'm saying, like, got the swamp, but fuck, biggest mother fucker in the pond won't eat none of his child.

I'm like, yo, I had the best chef flying from Korea.

Put the motherfucker shit in the goddamn in the pond.

They just let us sit to the bottom.

I don't know what I'm gonna do with this ship.

The salt water pond, saltwater pond, salt I don't even know.

I can't just I can't just drop ep some salt in the motherfucker.

Speaker 1

It's a special kind of salt.

You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3

So ship rough out here man, two million dollar overhead ship.

Speaker 1

You know what I'm saying.

I don't know.

Speaker 4

Meanwhile, you bottle of fucking water to drink?

Speaker 2

Yeah, yeahs like yeah, yeah, I only drive Uber.

Speaker 1

Yeah, the transmission on my car blew up.

Yeah, So now I can't drive Uber.

I can't drive.

Yeah, that's why I'm robbing you right now.

I'm like, yo, take a coin, don't kill me, take a coin.

Speaker 2

A live co star, Yeah yeah, fucking fish flying.

Speaker 3

On the counter, like, yo, he take that ship.

Take that ship over there.

It's like, so here we have a live magic carp, a live magic carp, golden scales on the off the side.

Speaker 1

Here, Charlie, get over here.

Speaker 4

What's it?

Speaker 1

What's this?

What's there?

What's his son's name, chum Lee or something, whatever that shit is.

And he'll come in and be like, I don't know.

Speaker 2

I think we gotta call ed and then look call like a random expert like whatever the fuck, I'm fucking jars, And then whatever the expertis showed me.

Speaker 3

Like, well no, she don't go to man the best week tell out eight hundred and fifteen on the Man's Battle lean.

Speaker 2

And then the other dudes just like that's like a dude seven hundred yeah, and it's like.

Speaker 1

A fucking gun from the revolution, every war ship like that, and yo, this ship.

I shot George Washington with this ship.

Yeah, that's like a dose three hundred dollars.

I'm like, bro, what the fuck?

This ship is an artifact?

The fucking they talking about that's every episode, every single goddamn one.

Bro.

Speaker 2

But listen, like I said, we're here to give you advice, okay, and we did send you man some money.

If he's out there on the day and he's short and he's fucked up, send them money.

Because there is a very serious issue in the United States of America.

That list is brtual our attention.

You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4

It's not that serious.

Only it's not that serious.

Women are not giving birth.

Who relax, take a chill pill.

Yeah, the CDC just announced that the US has the lowest birthing rate right now in history.

Bro, in US history, women are not giving birth.

And it's just like all ages.

Speaker 1

I mean, good that crazy.

Speaker 3

Now you know why, because it's about time women take their fucking power and autonomy back, because because like for the longest time, I mean, I don't got it, you know what I mean.

I don't got to say this shit to y'all.

But for the longest time, women were like, we're always marriage and children was always pushed on women, even from from a from from a young age.

Speaker 1

Bro.

Speaker 3

You know, as a father, Bro, like you wake up to ship when you have kids that you didn't realize before.

So like I'm walking by the toy aisles with my sons, I go and that ship is gendered for whatever reason.

But like I go to the boys section, it's all trucks, monsters, dinosaurs, dart guns, armor like like damn near whole costumes, costplay ship right, like comic books, movies, slime grenade, right, all this crazy imaginative ship.

Speaker 1

The world is your fucking oyster.

When you're a little boy, go to the dinosaur with a laser on your hair.

You know what I'm saying.

Yo.

Speaker 3

You go to girls section, it's a kitchen set, baby, a toy stroller, toy diaper, sepaby a baby.

Speaker 4

Yes, that's crazy and I'm like, broy.

Speaker 1

Then you pick up the baby mop you turn it over.

It's just made in Dominican Republic.

Yeah.

Close is the same way too.

Speaker 3

You go to you go to their clothes, all the boys clothes like, oh, daddy's little monster.

Boys will be boys, boys will be boys.

Stop stop enough.

You go to the girl's clothes, it's oh princess, sweet little angel.

Fucking they got tutu's and ship little crowns.

Bro the propagandas do not spread.

So having all that pushed on you from such a young age and then like when when when a lot of women achieve the so called dream, they're there, they are they are pushed into a world that is like not what the dream was.

They get married to shitty motherfuckers and then bear children to awful men, and a lot of women are waking up to the fact that that shit fucking blows.

Speaker 1

You mean to tell me this is at the end of the finish line.

Speaker 3

Why would I do this when I can have a career and fuck off to tuloon.

Speaker 1

Of ligity like like of liy.

Speaker 4

This is the first time that women have have been like, women have the freedom right now to do what whatever it is that you want.

Because before bro, we just got access to bank accounts.

We just were We just were able to fucking have a bank account without having your husband or your con science.

Yeah, like this is all new territory.

And I think that also just the way the internet works.

Were moves around a lot quicker and shit that used to be taboo, and you talking to another mom and just saying, Yo, I'm overwhelmed.

Sometimes I need to get away from these kids that like for you to tell a mom that is out of this world because you're supposed to be a mom.

Every part of your being is to be present for this child, and when you can't do that, you obviously are a piece of shit.

Like you don't have there is no leaguway for just being overwhelmed or having to deal with things on your own.

So now it's like women are speaking and women are saying, yo, I did this when I was young, and I know that this, like all this shit is tied together.

So women are speaking and women also have choices now, so it's a lot different.

But I do think that it's interesting that they're basically saying that women are waiting longer now to have children, so it's like it's a decline in that.

But the craziest part about teenage pregnancy, because I believe what Rainy is saying, it's pushed on us very early, and it's like, yo, the earlier you have your children, the better you'll be able to to parent, you'll find a partner, and then you can live your life.

So the earlier you have them, the better.

The crazy part about teenage pregnancy, I think it's like seventy five percent of teenage moms are giving birth to children whose fathers are over twenty years old, So we also have to tie that in, Like teenagers are now learning what what predators are and how predators move.

So there's a whole different Like way're in a whole different fucking ball game, bro, of what women are choosing and now they're seeing and now it's not that they're not fucking cause motherfuckers having a lot of sex, but they just believe in contraceptives now.

Speaker 1

So yeah, I.

Speaker 2

Feel like somebody having a kid at twenty five now is crazy.

Like people look at you like your nuts, Like, yo, you're you're having kids?

Speaker 1

Bro?

Like I let like if.

Speaker 2

You're like a professional person, Like you know what I'm saying, Like the hood, the hood is up, baby, you know what I'm saying, Like, Yo, my cousin, you know what I'm saying, I ain't try to you.

Speaker 1

You know what I'm saying about to have a baby.

Hey, you know what I'm saying.

The baby's happy, healthy, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2

Yeah, also would also with a fellow team father, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1

But my shit is just like I the mentality of.

Speaker 2

My generation like was like yo, have this kid in your twenties, so then by your forties you're good.

You're good, like you know what I'm saying, and then you can enjoy life.

And then but now it's like the this generation is like, bro, why do I have to do that?

Why can't I just enjoy life right?

Speaker 1

Like period?

And then if I want to, if I want to.

Speaker 2

Yeah, or like like the amount of kids, you know what I'm saying, because when I be like you, I got forget think it's.

Speaker 1

Like, yo, you're what the fuck?

Yeah?

Speaker 2

Like that's insane.

Like were you born in the eighteen hundreds?

I'm like, nah, bro, Like I just it just happened that way.

But like it's it's way more.

It's not like back in the day.

Like I feel like our parents they just was fucking and it was like a pregnant.

Speaker 4

Right, but they didn't believe in the contracept at all.

Especially if you're religious, like you, being on birth control is the most ungodly sin.

Speaker 2

Yeah, which by the way, if you're if you're on birth control, Uh, I'm not a doctor, but what I know about birth control is that it's like if it fucks with your homeows.

You know what I'm saying, and it makes you act combative and radic.

Oh God, you know what I'm saying.

And you know, I just wanted to touch on that for a second because women's right, you've got emails in general.

Speaker 1

Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3

Uh, Hey, you know what, you know what, that's crazy you mentioned that God, because because that birth control being inviting, be inviting the spirit of Bablons, inviting the spirit of Babylon into the into the sacred womb, infecting the womb without the earth, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1

So they got to get off the birth control.

Now.

Speaker 3

Me personally, I'm gonna shoot up the club every time.

We just leave it in God's hands.

That's because because that's the way we're supposed to do it.

Ain't that right, Queen?

Speaker 5

You feel's ever got to put latex covers in the microphone?

Speaker 4

I appreciate This is insane work, bro, That's what happens when you drink you're not in one shampoo.

Yeah, when you shower with the same ship you wash your bar with.

Speaker 1

Why do only men have that?

Why is there no women like nine and one sho I can't have my old spice boja blast.

Speaker 4

Now motherfuckers and different things for different parts of your fucking body.

All right, you should not be frying a pancake and the same shit you gonna use to clean your ears.

All right, I'm sorry.

I got to be the one to tell you that, motherfucker.

Speaker 3

Okay, well, what if I use my natural oils to fry the cake?

Speaker 1

You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4

I think both of y'all should try to kill each other and if that doesn't work, kill y'allself.

I don't mean that, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2

Yeah, you never just scraped the metro card to sweat off your head and just use it as like you you know what I mean, to test the hot pan.

Speaker 4

Yeah, you know what's fucked up.

Sometimes you'll put words together that I've never heard in one sentence and like like, I can't you know, Like my brain is like yo, get out leave.

Speaker 3

Yeah, but speaking to kids, man, you know what makes my brain feel like that when people find out I have two sons and they go, are you gonna.

Speaker 1

Try for the girl?

Speaker 4

Yeah?

Speaker 1

When are you gonna try for the girl?

Speaker 3

You need a daughter first of all, bitch, are you showing up to take.

Speaker 1

Care of it?

Speaker 5

No?

Speaker 3

Huh, don't eve no fucking suggestions you can't follow up on y.

Speaker 4

Yeah, bro, we gotta start talking to mother fuckers.

Will be in people faces talking about when are you gonna have a kid or how well all of this ship is like.

Bro, First of all, manda fucking business number two, you don't know what people got going on.

You don't know if people want bitch ass kids or not or even trying for six fucking years.

You have no idea.

Mind your business and stay out of people's pussies, dick and balls.

Bro.

Speaker 1

No, I don't even like the two sons I have.

Why would I have an.

Speaker 5

I can't believe Liz just told all of our older relatives to fuck off.

Speaker 4

I sit in my family's face, and I'll be like, Yo, you're a bad parent.

Stop talking to me.

Yo, y'all think I'm bad here, i'd bro.

Speaker 1

I remember there was a.

Speaker 4

There was a woman in my family.

I've told you this story before of a woman in my family who told us that a woman after thirty who hasn't given birth is like useless and mind you made.

And my sister sitting right there, bitch, in front of my what salad, She's saying that to us, and I'm like, listen, I'd rather not give birth than to give birth and be a bad parent.

And she was like, well, what do you mean, Like what bad parents are here?

I said, Oh, that's for y'all to decide, that's for y'all to discuss.

Yeah, you know, you know what makes you a bad parent when you're beating the ship out your daughter like like she's a bitch on the street.

Speaker 1

No, no, it's.

Speaker 4

It was Ai, you fucking bitch.

Speaker 3

Yeah, yeah, no, it wasn't Ai.

It was it was lack of regular eye that made made you make that decision.

But y'all, why would I have Why would I have more children than the ones I have?

Why would marrill have more children than the ones he Why?

So they can so they could become streamers and then get arrested in them all for playing hide and seek.

Speaker 4

Yeah that's not actually a good fuck, because think about it, bro, think about you trying right now because yeah, yeah, you know y'all got your children, But imagine present day you trying to find a baby father.

Speaker 1

Bro.

Speaker 4

They all streamer.

I've just seen a streamer who basically had people pay a dollar to in soeld his son.

Speaker 1

Yeah, oh my God, they're.

Speaker 4

Literally paying a dollar just to call his son a fat piece of shit.

Speaker 1

It's crazy because and it's crazy because that kid will see that in the future.

Speaker 4

He's right there, he's listening to it live merro and he starts crying on stream and his dad is like, Yo, if you're gonna be like that, get the fuck off.

Speaker 1

Stream, Like wow, that's the thing.

Speaker 4

They pay the dollar, and the audio says what it is that they wrote in the comments.

Oh so he's crying.

Speaker 1

In real time?

Speaker 2

Yeah, yo, I bet you eat ruffles as bread again.

Speaker 4

Eight year old, bro, he's a.

Speaker 1

Child, little seven year old bitch.

Speaker 4

So imagine choosing him as your baby father.

Speaker 3

Yeah you all your here is all yours?

How are you seven?

And look thirty?

Broke ass boy?

I'm about to get in your assick pickle chin ass boy.

Speaker 4

Fucked up?

Speaker 2

Oh my god, looking like you ate a pound of head as boy?

Speaker 1

Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah boy?

You fat asl Oh my bro?

What age sex location?

Speaker 3

Yeah no, that will never mean yo.

Teenagers on TikTok, there's a message.

Stop trying to make asl happen.

It means too many other things already.

It means age sex location.

If you're a freak boy.

It means American sign language.

If you're a good person, it will never mean as hell stopping.

Speaker 4

Just rush as hell every bro, because I didn't even I've let them cook.

I don't.

I don't bother myself with teenage fucking.

I'm like, you know what, bro, whatever the fuck you talking about?

Speaker 1

Funk that I do?

What's up?

Speaker 4

Yo?

Speaker 1

What are y'all doing over here?

What is this?

Speaker 3

What you stream to get the fucking Let's go to the library.

Speaker 1

Get a fucking get a book about something, big motherfucker.

Speaker 4

That's how you scare a kid.

Yeah, read real fast, read it.

Speaker 1

You got so much.

Speaker 4

You know, you just gave me an idea.

That's what I'm gonna do the next time I'm with my bitch ass cousin.

You talk too fucking much, read this sentence for me.

Speaker 2

Fast, fast, fast, with the knuckle up like your fun up.

Speaker 4

Yeah you started, Bro, It's over for that neck.

Speaker 3

It's like, yo, if you confuse though and thought one more fucking time, bro, So the birth.

Speaker 1

Rates of decline that motherfuckers.

Speaker 2

I mean, it's but the funny ship is that the Trump administration is just like, yo, we gotta do something about this.

They're giving out fucking groupons for IVF bro.

They're going crazy.

But like I'm like, yo, do y'all, uh, did y'all actually like sit down and like have a conversation about this?

Like people are not having kids because they can't afford to have kids.

Speaker 4

They can afford to to raise and and bring them up, you let mass shooters kill them.

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Speaker 2

Also yeah, like y'all, it's the classic, like the trope of like, yo, y'all care about a baby until it's born.

Speaker 1

Yeah, you know what I'm saying, and then hey, you on your own, motherfucker.

Speaker 2

Also, I feel like there's there's like a very sneaky, like doctor yakoub element to this.

Yeah, you know, because like we don't need more babies, we need more white babies.

Speaker 3

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

There's the Yakubian element.

There's the element of there's no protection for children once they are actually born.

And then there's also the element of rich people just having kids to keep power in their family.

Oh yeah, because the rich people that that can afford to have kids that are not marrow are letting, are letting, are letting, are letting.

Jamaican women are letting Jamaican women that they pay under the table.

Speaker 1

Phrase their children.

Speaker 3

So now my son gotta go to school with Timothy who show up to class and be like, okay, god here get here, Timothy, press trick.

I may not press.

People start on, Miss Holton, Yo, Bro, why is your five year old talking like ninja man?

Speaker 5

Bro?

Speaker 1

Is what the five year old in my son's class is like?

Timothy?

Iri?

Yo?

Just like Timothy?

Do you have your homework?

Fire blood clot home work not do not work?

Breeding up?

Yeah?

Bro?

What the bro?

This is Junior High not doing.

Speaker 4

Bye?

Speaker 1

Okay, okay, all right, okay, So Tennessee, listen, Tennessee.

Speaker 6

I know that your mother is very busy, okaying, a trad wife influencer, and your dad is in Silicon Valley.

Speaker 1

Oh my god.

Speaker 6

I've spoken to Miss Abraham about your behavior and she told me, in no uncertain terms, to suck me muda.

I don't know what that means, but I really want to have a conversation with your biological parents, and you know what, you know what, Actually, that's a great point.

Speaker 3

That's a great point.

That's a great point, miss miss Gonzales.

Now listen, We're going to get his brother Berkeley in here.

Because he seems to know a lot more about this strange foreign ethnic culture that's going on here.

So we need to have a deeper conversation.

Let's go to three A and get his brother Berkeley.

Let's go, Yeah, let's go to.

Speaker 1

Berkeley, Berkeley.

I'm sorry, miss miss Wilson.

Can we have Berkeley for a second?

Speaker 3

Yeah, yo, call, yeah, you show up sagging bb with the Robbins.

Speaker 1

B B sagging fly like a dragon because I'm flying like a ladded Yeah yeah that's right, yo, yeah bet uh yo.

That was a lot of gang weird.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

I apologize.

I apologize.

Speaker 2

Let's get over the ga shit and get into some more gang ship, uh amp which not a gang is a group of nice kids, you know what I'm saying, who stream and do innocent things, innocent things.

What is more innocent than playing hide and seek?

Speaker 1

Yeah?

Speaker 4

Well, where the are you playing it?

Speaker 1

The voice of freezing.

Speaker 4

That depends.

Speaker 2

I'm an asshole because I was a kid that was a hunter college, like fucking in freshman year, playing manhunt in Bloomingdale's with thirty like degenerates and like the cops is coming and like chasing us out of there.

So I was just like, I didn't see nothing wrong with this, But Duke Dennis got arrested for playing hide and seek with Kay Sanat in the mall in San Antonio.

Speaker 1

You know what I'm saying.

I am Oh, in my opinion, that's an acronym.

Speaker 2

This is dumb and racist, because like it feels to me like when I come when I go to d off for like forty eight hours or some shit like that, like just to go over there and do something, sign some papers or be present for something that I got to be present for and then I can go back to work.

Speaker 1

I always get yanked off the plane.

Yo, what you will?

Yo?

You in there for two days, mister Martinez.

You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2

I was like, Oh, let me guess I got some jury on.

You know, I got some amiason, So I must be trafficking cocaine, right, That's what I'm.

Speaker 1

Doing, So now you gotta be jamed up.

Speaker 2

In Day Over an Hour also has Simonaje famously said that his favorite thing to do when he became a famous notable person was run through the airport because as a Muslim dude.

Speaker 1

Oh ship, that was a regular dude.

Speaker 2

Him running through the airport with his luggage had motherfucker's death.

Motherfuckers would instantly fly into a racist panic.

Speaker 1

You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4

So no, bro, and the airport is different.

I remember.

I remember I went to d R two weeks back to back and they was questioning me like a motherfucker.

I feel like, no matter what you did, you just feel under attack because it's like, Yo, I'm bringing money into this country and you quit, you signaling me out, you questioning me.

She's like, oh, why were you here a week ago?

I was like, my grandmother was sick.

She said, so why are you here now?

Like, motherfucker?

The bitch died?

What the fuck?

Speaker 1

Hello?

Speaker 4

Anything else?

Should I show you a fucking you asked for you bitch?

Speaker 1

Yeah?

Yeah bro?

And they're like, uh, what's that huge green dog in your suitcase?

Speaker 4

Mind your business man?

Speaker 3

I flew the dr once with a dangly earring.

They accused me of homosexual tendencies.

They were like, they were like.

Speaker 1

At that, think of that.

Speaker 3

He's here, here here to do gay crime.

Yeah, that's why he had a lot of it's hocked though.

Oh yeah, we gotta hold his ass back.

It's I think of that money talking about.

Speaker 1

Made up I get them on the table that they didn't float.

Oh yeah it can't.

Speaker 3

Yes, I swear to god, Bro, I wore a da here and they were like, yes, sir, yes, yea will float.

Speaker 1

It's old like.

Speaker 4

They're like mentally they're still in in like the nineteen fifty.

Of course, then you can't even have long hair if you got your hair.

Speaker 2

I was smoking cigars at my Crabby yesterday.

I don't smoke cigars, but I just wanted to smoke.

And my pops was there, and my pops is like a very old school Dominican dude and I and I was just like, fuck, I'm forty two years old and I can't smoke weed in my own house because my.

Speaker 1

Dad is here.

What the fuck?

Yeah?

Like, bro, man listen anyways.

Speaker 4

Medic life.

But this is why you gotta you gotta, bro, This is why you gotta low key make your parents dislike you for a short period of time.

This is Lizbell's advice for the day.

Speaker 1

Bro.

Speaker 4

Make them motherfuckers dislike you for a short period of your time so that it does not hurt as much when you are older.

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Speaker 4

When I was a teenager, I rebelt the fuck against.

You would tell me to do something, I'm like, Yo, that sound dumb and shit, I'm not gonna do it.

I decentered the fuck out of everybody's opinions, even though I made my own mistakes, they were my mistakes.

So it's like, once you descent to the fucking opinions of everybody else, you grow up.

You're like, yo, listen, I smoke weed.

Motherfucker, guess what you are in my home?

Speaker 2

Yeah?

Speaker 4

Yeah, yeah, Like it's different because you have a house, bro, you have children that you look after, you have an entire fucking world where you exist, and it's like you still gotta go around these motherfuckers.

Come on, they could have seventeen thousand shots to Mama Juana, fourteen cigars, do whatever the fuck they want to pull on a right if they want.

You can't have a little, total little, a little.

Speaker 1

Dad, you can't have a little.

You can't have a little to you know what I'm saying.

You can't do a little.

Speaker 3

You can't do you can't do a little.

Obama too like, you can't do a little.

Speaker 2

You can't do a little, which is crazy because low key, I feel like if if my pats ran down on me in the bathroom.

Speaker 1

Been hitting a little too.

Speaker 2

They'd be like, yeah, look on your low call a well why not.

Speaker 1

Worrying like your well.

Speaker 4

Crazy?

Speaker 1

Yeah no, ma, that I thought.

Why not?

Oh my god, I made up?

When I made up?

Speaker 2

People they lie because get your coke dick.

I don't know if you know what that is.

You know, dick square, it's proven squid.

Speaker 1

Hold on, I you're gonna tell me we no?

No, all right enough, all right, you already told me no.

We need to stay on topic.

God, damn it.

Duke Dennis.

Speaker 2

All who by the way, Duke Dennis who is somebody who has clearly never had coke dick, because that nigga got like thirteen kids.

Speaker 1

You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2

Coke thing is when you when you it's called pushing rope, when you're trying to have sex with your soft because the cocaine makes you soft, you know what I'm saying.

And you're trying to make it happen, but you can't make it happen because it's like put spaghetti in a in an electrical stocking.

Speaker 1

Yeah, you know you try to you try to ship.

Speaker 4

Yeah, you're just like trying to get energy though take away.

Speaker 1

It's crazy.

Speaker 2

It's like that gets the gift and the curse because you've been done, like you be hitting starting.

Speaker 1

With the yo.

Man, you know what I'm saying.

You know what I mean?

Boo boo boo.

And you take that.

She's like, oh my god, and then you go back to the crib.

Speaker 3

And then you try to push it inside, but then it coils up like a snail.

Speaker 4

Yeah, we should.

We should like do a p s A against.

Speaker 1

That Broyeah or something like yo.

Speaker 2

If somebody events like you know how you got them them like the liquid you know, have you been out drinking all night?

Drink this liquid ivy poor a little envelope of this ship and you'll be fine in the morning.

Speaker 1

They gotta do something like that.

For Coke Dick.

Speaker 4

What if you just didn't do it that?

What about that.

Speaker 1

That you can do that?

Or you could just you just can't.

Speaker 4

This I'm talking to you.

Speaker 1

But you know what you do, you cancel it out.

Speaker 3

You just if you got Coke Dick, just hit the gas station, get the rhino XL saying Bro said that ship brow.

Speaker 4

Yeah, yeah, wake up as alligators.

Bro, There's no way you can wake up that.

Speaker 1

Bro listen, I got three dicks right now.

What are you talking about?

It could just pay one.

Just what I'm saying, I speaking of them experience.

What I'm saying legit like legity, like I speak from experience back to the d Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, dude, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2

He got arrested them playing how the seven cast and it's San Antonio mall.

Speaker 1

That's what I feel like.

This is dumb and racist.

It was wild to me for the camera to pan up and is like this recording he's been sitting on the floor like that.

It's his back, hey, but everything is content.

Speaker 4

I was gonna say, that's how you know they're actually frand because that's something I would do me.

But I gotta, I gotta at least grab yo.

Speaker 1

That's crazy, Yo.

Don't violate, yo, don't violate y recording?

Yah yo, yoo.

What's your name in bass number?

Speaker 2

Yo?

Speaker 1

What's your name in basket?

Are you pussing?

Yo?

Yo?

Yo?

Take the badger, take the badge of no, take the take the gun to the badge off.

You know what my mother?

Yeah?

Yo, what my mother?

I thank you?

Speaker 4

Right now?

Speaker 1

What New York lingo is like a little like all of.

Speaker 6

It, all of itay yo yo, yo, straight up, Yo, I'm gonna have you real sexy towerking.

Speaker 1

I'm gonna spank that ass.

Speaker 3

I'm like, hold on, what's the what's the what's the sticky fingers barred sexy niggas?

Speaker 1

Get up?

You know what I'm saying.

Come on, bro like in a vacuum, like now I'm nervous.

Speaker 3

Yeah, yeah, because I'm a little sexy telling me, telling me my safety, apper.

Speaker 1

I'm at risk.

Speaker 5

Yeah, guys crazy, you're jacking my body.

Speaker 1

Y wow, yo, hold on, yo, let's bell, let's bell.

What you think of the fit?

You jacking me twin?

Yeah?

Speaker 4

Oh my god, I've got to plan a whole segment of just that, of just New York lingo.

And how is mean?

Speaker 2

Because Yo, a lot of motherfuckers out there moving wacky when they should be moving tack, you know what I'm saying.

So at the end of the day, safety, he wanted to get that off so bad, you know what I'm saying, so bad?

Speaker 3

Do you want to say that ship so fucking bad?

He felt so cool that I did brod.

His hairline grew back.

I got a silky out of this base, Bro, I'm looking like Tyres.

Come on, I walk into a room, Kwando Ronto, just stop playing.

Yeah yeah man, yeah, but it is to your point, though, it does seem weird and racist that they would get arrested or some shing like that, because that doesn't sound that different from what we was running around doing in the mall, because not only did we have no money, we also had no phones.

Speaker 1

Yeah, you would just show.

Speaker 3

Up and whoever was at the mall was just at the mall, bro, So like you would do stupid shit like that, Like you would you go to the fucking that ain't even a moll, Bro.

Speaker 2

You go to fucking at Conway with your fucking parents, bro, and you're buying nylon draws, and you with your siblings and ship you hiding in the clothing racks and ship and be like yo, like that ship old time never got arrested.

Speaker 4

We were fucking kids, to be honest, they third like they old them.

Speaker 3

And also, you know she said the thirty.

Speaker 4

You know what, you know what, I'm also time rest in peace.

Speaker 1

Thurs Day.

Speaker 4

But also you gotta tie in.

It'sky sat Bro and Duke Dennis, Like these motherfuckers are famous and I could, I could pretty much assure you that there was some kind of ruckets of just people like seeing them and being mad hype and probably following them around.

Yeah, but I have to tell the story that we pulled a prank on my mom a few days ago where we put up a fake picture of her stealing in the supermarket that I took like three months ago.

We printed it in black and white, put it on the fridge, and fake took her to the supermarket.

She beat the ship out of all three of us live at the supermarket.

She was chasing us around.

Speaker 1

That bitch.

Speaker 4

She helped me up.

She made us all apologize.

But the only thing is that we had the manager in on it.

So that's what helped us if we wanted to, you imagine Mommy to chasing us around like they would have called the cops on us.

Speaker 2

Is that people know who you are, so nobody's gonna try to be like, oh, they're gonna be like, oh yo, they're doing this.

Speaker 6

Yeah funny, literally yeah, yah, Joe, is that is that real glass?

Speaker 2

Oh my god, that's crazy, But y'all it's man funny, y'all do that erange?

Speaker 4

Oh my god, Now somebody stopped us and they was like, oh wait, like you guys are doing something now, And I'm like, bitch, Like I was.

I was running from my mom and she locked me in in the corner with a trid I'm knowing.

I'm like, yeah, I turned around, Mom is right there.

Yeah, we all got yo.

Speaker 1

She turned around like she looked.

Speaker 3

It's the cop from Terminator Joe like this, it's the one thousand like this liquid.

Speaker 2

Liquid metal mommy, and yeah, b yeah, better get your Yeah.

Speaker 4

I still feel that ship.

Speaker 3

But like but like you're see, you're up there where like people starting No, I'm not quite there yet, So I'm pretty sure I could show up to a Niemen Marcus but like six of my friends with a blue rubber ball and just start playing suicides in that shit.

I just start chasing my fuckers around by the north face.

Speaker 1

You know what I mean.

Crazy.

Speaker 4

That used to be the most fun to me.

I feel like it's fucked up now.

They have like some shit happened where they started to put a fucking age range.

Yes, at the mall, you couldn't go in if you weren't past eighteen years old because a bunch of teenagers had like stormed it, But bro, that used to be the funniest part of my childhood.

We didn't do crazy shit like that, but just being able to go to.

Speaker 1

The mall broke made Yeah.

Speaker 4

Only being able to afford a pretzel and just being with your friends to meet that was the funny.

Speaker 1

Just kidding it.

Speaker 2

I remember New Rock City, you know what I'm saying, at the movie theater and they had the mall and food court and all that shit, and we used to go there mad deep bro.

But then I mean, man, all right, man, as the wash guy, I was like, I kind of get it.

Speaker 1

I was like we were wilding.

Like they would close the food court and we were going there and it's like.

Speaker 2

Yo, there's that motherfucker.

We got beat for it.

And it's just like, all right, bro, what are we gonna do.

It's thirty of us, it's three of them.

We could just beat the shit out of them.

Nah, let's not do that.

Let's go in the closed food court and start throwing chairs out of the court at these niggas.

Speaker 1

Like what yeah, bro, Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4

So better than jumping now, I guess you.

Speaker 1

Know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2

We fucked them motherfuckers.

But we were like throwing furniture.

I was just like a bro.

I understand now, like.

Speaker 4

Yeah, you see, yeah, deserve to be arrest.

Speaker 1

We definitely did.

Speaker 2

But the ship that you said it fucked me up because I went to the mall and I was just like, it's a rule.

Speaker 1

Now.

It's like, yo, you cannot be no, like nobody under the.

Speaker 2

Age of like I think it's like sixteen is a cutoff is allowed in the mall without supervision, without like an adult.

Speaker 1

And I was just like that's crazy.

Speaker 4

I mean, have you been around teenagers like maybe fucking.

Speaker 2

Baby wiling, which is why we are now announcing on victory like our program, uh our mall, our mall chaperoning program where Liz or Rainy or both will chaperone your kid to the mall for fifty five dollars an hour.

Speaker 1

You know what I'm saying, uh plus tax.

You know what I mean.

Speaker 2

I can't do it because you know what I'm saying, Like my knees got a frightens.

Speaker 1

You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2

They got young knees, you know what I'm saying, So they will be able to help your child be stupid and aggressive at the mall.

Speaker 3

That's right, and I got a four store maximum.

Bitch, we're not about to be in that bitch all fucking day.

Speaker 1

Oh to do bro Lego store players.

Speaker 4

I'm saying that out.

Speaker 3

Yeah, we're hitting hot topic.

We hit and got damn Newbery comics.

Were just going to the stores I want to go to.

Speaker 1

That's all.

Speaker 4

You got to sign a contract that let us know we could put our hands on your kid.

Yes, yeah, that's right, that's the babysitting, no bad as.

Speaker 1

Yeah, Bro, I'll push you down to escalate the motherfucker.

Yeah, bitch the up ones, so they go up the up one so you look like sonic Bro, he speed it up.

Oh my god.

But then that shit reminded me of.

Speaker 2

You know what I'm saying, because like, you know, that whole situation was crazy, But like I feel like streamers, it's like that.

It's like the NBA slame dunk contest.

It's like, how far can we take this?

Speaker 1

Bro?

Speaker 2

At a certain point, like once when Blake Griffin jumped over the Kia and dunked the ball, I was like, all right, bro, we're done here.

Speaker 1

Like what else are you going to do?

Dog?

Like like jump over a plane.

Speaker 2

You know what I'm saying, like fucking dunking and shoot the gun at the same.

Speaker 4

Time, getting very fucking creative.

Like Phantom just had the cameraman Olympics, So it's not even not even about the streamers now, it's about the motherfucker's recorded.

Yeah, cameraman Olympics where they like the Kai had to run mad far and your cameraman has stuff, has to say, they got to stay right on ship.

Like these mockers are getting creative, bro, and it is in the world.

Speaker 1

So Yo, Maury cameraman, yoh yeah, about to come out of retirement.

You know what I'm saying.

Listen, there's a spot for you, bro.

Next, next slam dunk contest.

Speaker 3

I'm gonna develop some sort of technology to generate a black hole in the middle of the court so that if any so that way, anybody successfully jumps over, it has just has just avoided certain annihilation, and it'd be great.

You can't top that, you know, you can't top that because it's always it's all just like it's every it seems like we're just in a never ending It's like, yo, you know how people make the joke everything is wrestling, everything is Dragonball.

It's all it's all power scaling.

It doesn't matter who Goku's fighting, as long as he was stronger than the last motherfucker.

Speaker 1

And it's like, as.

Speaker 3

Long as you're doing more than the last guy, it doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter what you're doing.

Like they was setting fireworks off outside.

Fuck, what can we do now?

Fireworks inside?

You're saying, does blow up the house?

Fucking you know?

So I'm calling it now.

I'm gonna generate some type of black hole tech that I could put it in the middle of the court.

Speaker 2

So you know what I'm saying, the fire works inside, Bro, I'm like, Yo, the Dreamers doing so much because I was like, Yo, like, yeah, I know, I I fucking backed my car, but I love the car.

Speaker 1

I love my car because of this, the exhaust sound like the you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2

So I'm looking at fucking shot the Phantom.

I'm looking at Fantom's Instagram and he's like, Yo, this is my car.

Bro, that motherfucker turned that shirt on that She was like.

Speaker 1

He's talking and he's just like.

Speaker 4

You can't hear.

Speaker 1

Yes, And I was just like, bro, what the fuck you got in there?

Speaker 2

And nigga pint that ship because I was just like, bro, what the fuck?

Yeah listen, so y'all are doing a lot, keep doing it.

You know what I'm saying, Like, fuck it ya.

You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1

It's the future, you know what I'm saying.

But the past was one fellow named he had two names.

Boom Gang, Oh boy, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3

The original the original crash Crash out streamer, the original bunk gang, whole lot of gang ship.

Speaker 1

Bro.

Speaker 2

So then I started to going back because like the first thing, because that was like connected to that, like thread right.

Speaker 1

It was like the Duke Dennis getting rested.

He's like, yeah, yeah remember the O G y N Like, I'm just like, damn bro.

But he was really really wilding out.

He was playing.

It wasn't It wasn't like everything is a skit.

Now.

Speaker 3

If you're if if you are on Twitch with a camera on and you got over one hundred and fifty concurrent viewers and the chat is going like this, Yeah, it's it's a it's a skit.

Like I'm not I'm not I'm not believing, I'm not buying I'm not buying it not buying it.

Speaker 1

Skit book was about that was really.

Speaker 4

On drugs, Like he said that that he was on.

He was drugs, like a lot of a lot of crazy.

Speaker 1

Shame well, way to kill the fucking fun Liss Bell.

Speaker 4

The motherfucker was hat high that.

I mean he was, he was he is lo key fucked up.

Speaker 1

Yeah, it was doing a lot of up ship.

Speaker 4

I remember seeing him one time knock over somebody's.

Speaker 2

Fruit fruitt ship that I said that I've seen that was like this, this motherfucker's bugging.

Like he was at like a like a roll leg store or like a a p or a paddic whatever, and like he was just like yo, He's like, oh yeah, you know what I'm saying.

And he gave the watch back to Shorty and I'm like, oh, okay, Like he's being normal.

He's like psyching her out or whatever.

And he's and he's like, yea, you can hold it.

He's and he's just like it's just like the camera like he's running this ship.

Speaker 1

And I was just like, bro what I was like, yeah, that this is.

Speaker 5

The untagged boomking on my on the storefront of my dad's restaurant.

And he had to ask me what that was?

Speaker 1

Oh god, it was just like a whole ship dad gang ship?

Yeah, who is?

Speaker 2

Why would you tag boom Gang on a on a restaurant.

Speaker 1

On Vietnamese on a far restaurant?

What's the what's the was it book himself?

Yeah?

I don't know.

Speaker 4

It had to be.

Speaker 5

I mean, I'm just glad that everybody was safe.

He didn't to steal the spring rolls.

Speaker 2

I don't know of ligity, like.

Speaker 1

Who's the next who's the next streamer to turn to Christ?

Do you think?

Oh man?

Speaker 2

Because Boomkang has turned his life around, which is.

Speaker 1

Really he's a child of God.

I'm not mad.

Yeah, I'm not mad at.

Speaker 4

All consistent like for the last like.

Speaker 1

Three years years, it's.

Speaker 4

Not like he because realistically that I could see like Neon or even Aiden.

Speaker 1

Oh yeah really really that's my answer.

Speaker 4

By the way, like the people who are really fucked up at me will probably turn to really speaking but in the way, yeah, but I mean he did.

Speaker 1

Oh yeah, he's like Muslim now.

Speaker 4

But I think that they'll turn to it to kind of revamp their image and be like, oh look I called people I called people's slurs before, but now I know God.

But bog you can kind of tell it was.

Speaker 2

It was yeah, yeah, because he got he got clean, and shit, what I'm saying, he found God.

Speaker 1

You know what I'm saying, he got clean.

Put on a button up, that's it.

Speaker 4

That's it makes Sometimes sometimes you.

Speaker 1

Just put on a fucking button up and h and M tie and then the face immediately like disappeared.

Speaker 4

But if you think, if you think about it, it's crazy that the things that he used to do back then that were very isolated, it was really just him.

Now a lot of people do and they probably don't do it to that extent of fucking wallin.

But if you think about what streamers do, where it's just like it is a reality TV show happening in real time.

One thing I don't like about streaming is that motherfuckers think that everybody's a part of that reality TV show, and because you're live, everybody's a character in your show.

It's like, motherfucker, this person is coming home from a seventeen hour shift.

This motherfucker got to take care of their mom when they want they get home.

You think that motherfuckus is in the mood to be a clown in your in your parade.

Speaker 1

It's a prank.

Bro, it's a prank.

Speaker 4

I'll show you a fucking prank.

Speaker 1

Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4

I just don't like when you bother people who are in their own world like you in a playful way and a funny way, and you like, you know, some people prank people and it's something harmless and it just makes them laugh, all right, But don't do shit that you know it's gonna make people upset.

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Yeah.

Speaker 2

Pulling a quarter from behind somebody's ear is very different than slapping the drink off they take exactly you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4

To get them a new one.

It's like bro yea.

Speaker 3

Also, I would like to bring back not that it ever left, but it's getting way less attention than like the I r L streamers.

Can we bring back watching people actually do things and play games?

It is?

I love yeah, no, I was there.

I love when Kai gets in his like I'm gonna beat.

I'm gonna stream until I beat this game.

I love when he gets in that bag.

Production value is awesome.

He had the fucking the statue of Shorty from elden Ring like nine feet, like the one to one real life nine foot statue.

He had the armor on and all that ship, Like, let's get back to that, bro, And like at the end, it was so wholesome because he was like, Yo, I've never experienced a game like this, Like this ship like made me like better at games.

I feel like like this is this ship is one to one jot dope.

Yeah.

And then like you also, because so many people watch you, you inspire people to play games other we could Yeah, yeah, you inspire motherfuckers to play something else than a game with a gun and a.

Speaker 1

Ball in it.

You know, cast some spells, motherfucker.

Speaker 6

You know.

Speaker 2

Oh shit, Yeah, Call of Duty, NBA two K Yeah, what the basketball?

Speaker 1

Basketball of Duty.

Speaker 2

I'm making a ha All of Duty, Ball of Duty, Bro, I'm making it fucking happen.

Speaker 1

You'll act Vision fuck with your boy.

Speaker 2

Oh my god, Victory Light Productions Man, Victory Light entertain Me.

Speaker 1

Ball of Duty.

You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2

Oh my god, you play twenty one first one, it die loses Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1

Speaking of me.

Speaker 4

And at first it sounded crazy, But the more you say it, the more I'm like, Yo, I actually might play that.

Speaker 5

Yeah.

Speaker 3

Now you bring back NBA Street Street, but it's Street for real, Street for real so it's instead of Call of Duty Black Ops, it's Ball of Duty crack Rock.

Yeah, Ball of Duty Crack Rock.

All the stages are like or like one eighty different Cortona River Towers, River Park Towers, one eighty second in Creston.

Speaker 2

Street Fighting when like you will go and it's like the little like uh Taiwan and yeah plane yeah play just on the bus yeah, River Park Towers, Castle Hill Yeah, Yeah, yeah yeah, go.

Speaker 1

Ahead, corral On, tree Mont and Castle Hill.

Yeah.

Speaker 3

Ball of Duty Crack Rock is coming visit Victory, Victory like Studios, Independent, independent Gaming Ventures, your boys.

Speaker 1

You know what I'm saying, You know what I mean.

And the boys just neutral.

You know what I'm saying.

Don't don't.

Don't be in a college exclud list.

That's the homie.

Speaker 3

Yeah, let's bell, Let's bell one of the bros.

Speaker 1

Don't lie to the people list.

Speaker 4

Well, I'm not one of the bros.

Speaker 3

Bro Bro, you really be like, you know what her responsor should be.

I'd bean like, yo, Liz, how you feeling like you're feeling good?

Speaker 1

She'd be like type ship.

Speaker 3

You're gonna tell me you're not want you yo yo yo yo?

Speaker 1

All type live right now now you know.

Speaker 4

What it is.

It's a triggering thing for women because it's like most of your life you you are raised to be a fucking pick me.

It's like, oh, I want to be one of the boys.

I want to be one of the guys.

As a woman, it's like, no, motherfucker, I am a I am a I am a motherfucking woman, and I just happened to be friends with y'all.

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Also, you're right, and it's I know where this comes from.

You know what I'm saying.

This is not y'all pick me.

I want to be one of their bros.

Speaker 2

This is I studied under Irish Bell.

You know what I'm saying, Spader, Yes, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3

So when we say that list Bell is one of the bros, we don't mean that she's gonna cover for you, cheating, lying motherfuckers.

We mean that she goes home and goes to sleep.

Oh, solo battles, that's what we mean.

Speaker 4

I don't like exposing my business, Like, yeah, y'all listen to rain, I listen to j Mills.

Why why why we got it?

Why we gotta judge each other?

Speaker 1

Right?

Speaker 2

Yo, Listen, I'm not judging you at all.

I'm gonna be right there with you playing the demo version of Ball of Duty.

You know what I'm saying, Ball of Duty crack.

Speaker 1

You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2

Uh speaking of somebody else that's bawling.

Uh Uh, they're not balling.

What the fuck am I talking about?

They're bugging, but they're bugging.

Nigga has been going at rock Nation for a week.

Speaker 4

Oh, it's long weeks.

Months, it's been a few.

Speaker 2

Months, very long, bro.

And I'm not I'm not.

We're not even gonna get super duper into like all the everything.

One of the points that she's say saying is that Jay or Rock Nation also like two on a m's for the title deal, and there's like a lot of other business stuff in there that's like boring.

Speaker 4

She also feels like they've been like trying to like sabotage her right behind the.

Speaker 2

Scenes, right like yo with the Super Bowls and Lil Wayne and the Young Money all that connection.

So I was like, yeah, this is like music industry like drama, like whatever, cool like da da.

Speaker 1

Da, All right, Like should I put it into that?

Maybe I don't put it into that, Maybe I do.

Maybe I don't speaking on for a long time.

People might be tired of hearing of it.

Speaker 2

Then at two am Eastern time, did You and Naje started going back and forth with Cowboys wide receiver former Cowboys right receiver Des Bryan and nig going back and forth, and at one point Nicki Minaj was like, hey, fuck you nigga.

Speaker 1

My man will fuck you up for ten million dollars.

Wow, yes, like yo, yeah.

Speaker 4

She was like, I got ten million dollars for you right now.

If you pull up and fight my right.

Speaker 2

Pull up right now, I'm gonna drop a pin.

I'll give you ten ms to fight my man right now.

Speaker 4

Was it what you're doing right now?

Speaker 3

She must not need the rock Nation bread that bad, yo?

The off front Yeah yeah yeah, I'll do it in front of your kids kids.

Speaker 4

Yeah that sounds bad.

Yeah.

But also, bro, this motherfucker is like he is a football player.

Speaker 1

Right, like, what are you doing?

Yeah?

Speaker 2

I have a picture standing next to this guy, and I look small, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1

I'm like Doug, like he's well, what he's installer?

He is six three, yeah, two.

Speaker 2

Hundred and twenty something, which now I'm realizing I'm the same size.

So remember that when you talk a spicy in the comments.

All right, and I got big hands.

You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4

Women are gonna like that You're trying to threaten them and they're just like, oh that's hot.

Speaker 2

They're gonna they're gonna rewind this part yeps apply all right?

Speaker 1

You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4

You don't need no trap.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I mean, just got being cheeks like you know what I mean.

I mean, I'm trying to get these numbers up.

You've been a bad.

Speaker 4

Girl, barrow barrel, please, you need to get spain.

This is so bad.

You know most about our audience is male.

Speaker 1

Right you like that?

Good?

Speaker 4

Yeah we did.

Speaker 1

We did two shades of gray right there.

You know what I'm saying.

Now we're back.

Now we're back to back.

Now we're back.

Now we're back.

Now we're back.

Speaker 3

Yeah?

Speaker 1

What funk me up?

Speaker 2

It's not the nikky and it's he is a megastar, and does Brian is a football player and her Man is the PDF fiul and this that and all this crazy ship.

Speaker 1

None of that would hit me was what like does he notice?

Like did you tell him this?

Like?

Speaker 2

Yo, you about to fight a good question Yeah, you about to fight an NFL player to defend my honor?

Speaker 1

You know what I'm saying, Like.

Speaker 3

Bro, she's moving like she's moving like a Batman villain.

Just send that sending a hired goon to deal to deal with the bat henchman.

Speaker 4

Yeah, this is a motherfucker that's on probation.

He's already on the Hello for for I don't want to get flagged on YouTube, but for sexual is sexual violence and actual violence.

Like he killed somebody and then he also.

Speaker 1

He also s vu'ed somebody.

Come on, Like, yo, what the fuck?

So he's on papers.

Speaker 4

Yeah, he's already, he's already.

I remember you're trying to make him fight.

Speaker 3

I remember he he he made like one video in an alley like responding to like quevo.

Speaker 4

I remember that yet somebody he was like threatening offset and the law was.

Speaker 1

On his immediately.

They were, Yo, immediate.

Speaker 3

You've never seen a post go up and come there Sam faster than that, Bro, what yo?

Speaker 4

I feel like I feel like I'm crazy because I remember being raised by motherfuckers who used to do bad ship.

Bad ship, I mean selling drugs, and the worst thing in the world was to be near a phone camera to be near even a closed phone.

It was like it was unheard of, and now motherfuckers be recording their own crimes, like posting about It's like, yo, you you have a curfew?

Speaker 1

Why are you?

Speaker 4

Why are you outside?

Are you supposed to be here?

Speaker 1

Yeah?

Speaker 2

Three other felons talking about Yo, We're gonna kill you when we see you, nigga.

Speaker 1

This is me looking into the camera holding holding his licenses.

Also pan the camera.

Oh ship, let me see your ankle.

Yeah, big at the lunch box on his ankle.

Bro, Like, what the fuck?

Bro?

Speaker 4

The motherfucker he's uh, he's level three, meaning he has to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life.

Speaker 2

Yeah.

Speaker 4

And my thing is as a woman, you don't love that man, bro, no way, because when you really love a man, you never want to see him in a physical fight unless he has to, unless it's literally your last best he has to defend, like y'all before.

But she uses him as like a seat, like she'd be like, yeah, exactly, and that's not the first time she's done it.

But the fact that now she's off offering ten million, like I would fight him, right, I.

Speaker 1

Was like, you know how many times I did this ship for free, like for like for whack pussy.

Speaker 2

You know what I'm saying right out here, bro, Like yo, damn you know who you are, bitch, Like yo, I don't thought like a hundred bro, I thought the dude on fucking seventh.

Speaker 1

And who was scared of me?

So he ran.

Speaker 2

I'm chasing his stinger down one eighty seventh, bro, And he's running from me cause he's scared, and I'm like, no, no, no, no, I'm fucking you up.

And like as I'm running, I'm like, why am I fucking this dude up?

I'm like he's talking to Shorty.

Shorty's giving him the time of day, So what am I?

I should be mad at her, like you know what I'm saying, Like, but I'm over here like a boo boo the fool chasing this sniger down one eighty seven.

He jumps in his fucking behind the civic Now I'm fucking like punching his motherfucker through the window.

He's so shook that he just turns the shit on and hits the gas.

I'm fucking like like skating on like like on the side of the car, like but doing this shit like down one of the seven punching this dude in the fucking neck, and I'm just like, Bro, like.

Speaker 1

Like what am I doing?

Yo?

The whole time, I'm like, what am I doing?

Speaker 3

Yo?

Why are you always in some sort of like tech Savery Warner Biggers like Looney Like, why are you always in?

Speaker 1

Like an anime?

Made me a situation?

Speaker 5

Bro?

Speaker 1

You know when he started the car, you know your feet made them.

Speaker 4

A cloud of smoke?

Speaker 1

Yeah, like, what the fuck?

What are you saying to me?

Speaker 2

Right?

And it was crazy because I was just like, yo, I was like, I swear to got, but I don't remember because it was just like a pure adrenaline.

But I swear I got, I said, I swear I got.

Speaker 1

I said this.

I was like, Yo, if I die, I'm gonna kill you.

Speaker 2

It'd Bro just slammed on the brakes and took his luves.

Bro just let me wash him up, and then he just got in his car and left.

I was just like, Bro, thank you, because we could have both died.

You know what I'm saying, Like you would have crashed.

Speaker 4

And ship for that, I might need that look back for him, bro, before we need today.

Speaker 2

But he was talking crazy, That's what I'm saying.

I was like, yo, bro, like, don't talk crazy if you don't got hands.

If you I'm the first one to be like, yo, you got it, bro, Like you know what I'm saying, Like I'm not I'm not no fucking tough guy, bro, Like you know what I mean, Like I got my not playing ship.

Speaker 1

Like I'll get it shaken.

Speaker 2

But fam if it's fucking six foot twelve bitch, three hundred and fifty pounds, Like there's weight divisions for a reason.

Many Like I'm not winning this fight without fucking throwing you down the stairs or doing something.

Speaker 3

Throwing or throwing a chair from the food court.

You know you know what I'm saying.

It's not gonna happen other one.

I got it done this when we got it though, you know what I'm saying.

So that's that's what really bothered me was that she was volunteering this motherfucking like a gladiator.

You know what I'm saying, Like, I'm just like, bro, like, nah, we.

Speaker 2

Gotta stop yo, guys, Like listen, man, I know that this is not a Man whose Fear podcast, and this is not red Pill at all.

This is just common sense.

Stop fighting over shorty.

You know what I'm saying, like, stop, bro, have a conversation.

You know what I'm saying, like, don't be like it's possibility hey, up on me?

Speaker 3

Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't be like don't be like the man who abandoned too me yo as a child.

Speaker 5

And cracking your voice made it sound all the more real.

Speaker 3

Exactly exactly.

Yeah, that wasn't even from the performance.

That's just my emotions.

I mean, coming to the forefront right now, that's just me proms in these emotions in real time, because that's what we give you here, victory life.

We give you the reels.

And this has been another fucking fantastic episode.

Speaker 1

Goddamn it.

You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3

We here, we got goddamn we got thank you Edding on the boards, you know what I'm saying, filling in for Hassan and saying, we got playing the building as well.

Speaker 1

You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3

I'm saying, don't ever forget we got super producer, big director, big.

Speaker 1

Men train in the building, you know what I mean.

And your love.

Speaker 3

And your lovely hosts none other than first and foremost Liz Bell.

Speaker 1

You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3

We got we got, we got, we got, we got do Rag with the bald bald Dennis him saying, Dominican Duke Dennis with.

Speaker 1

Big Marrow in the building and I'm just training and I love you guys the record.

How at your boys will be back by us the subscribe bitch.

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Speaker 5

M hm

Speaker 1

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