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[SPEAKER_02]: Happy New Year!

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I think it's New Year's.

[SPEAKER_00]: Bye, Missy!

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes!

[SPEAKER_00]: This is episode is Christmas Eve Eve.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it is.

[SPEAKER_00]: If you are no.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, New Year's Eve Eve.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, how is that?

[SPEAKER_00]: You know, we're in the time of year where calendars don't exist.

[SPEAKER_00]: I feel that.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: Time has flown to a crawl.

[SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, and I'm there, and I'm feeling it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Did you watch any Christmas movies this year?

[SPEAKER_01]: I know you, I know you love your family stone.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just going to assume you watched that.

[SPEAKER_00]: I watched it in the fall.

[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't get around to it around Christmas time, but I was on a plane.

[SPEAKER_00]: I was on a plane on December 25th, and I watched two movies because it was a long flight, and I thought I was really going to choose Christmas movies, and I did not.

[SPEAKER_00]: I chose a documentary about psychics in New York.

[SPEAKER_00]: Pretty interesting.

[SPEAKER_00]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I watched this terrible Logan Lerman, you know him?

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: I watched this terrible Logan Lerman movie that he was naked in more than half the film, and it's that couldn't even save it.

[SPEAKER_00]: Called, called, oh, hi.

[SPEAKER_00]: Hmm.

[SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean, what do you mean naked?

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, so here's the premise this boy and girl they're dating or so she thinks and they go Renting they do a little weekend get away.

[SPEAKER_00]: They're staying in an Airbnb.

[SPEAKER_00]: They they they open a closet and find kinky shit Whips and chains and feather dusters and shit and they're all like let's get drunk and tie each other up and then She's too nervous so she ties him up and she rides it [SPEAKER_00]: And he blasts in her.

[SPEAKER_01]: What?

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm his plane.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then afterward and then after you were watching this and you were watching this without some tip of screen privacy.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I read us.

[SPEAKER_01]: I knew the person in the seat next to me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Real pervert probably.

[SPEAKER_00]: And so, and then she's all, she's all.

[SPEAKER_00]: I love being boyfriend and girlfriend with you and he's all right.

[SPEAKER_00]: We're not dating.

[SPEAKER_00]: We're not exclusive.

[SPEAKER_00]: so then she freaks out and then she leaves him chained to the bed for two days to try to convince him to still date her.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's giving misery meets 2025.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: So there's Logan Lerman chained to the bed with just a sheet over his meat.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, for the whole two-hour film.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I only watched it because I was on a plane.

[SPEAKER_00]: I would have stopped it if I could have gotten up and walked somewhere.

[SPEAKER_00]: I would have rather been playing Pokemon Go.

[SPEAKER_01]: I get it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so that was a flop.

[SPEAKER_00]: I gave it to Star.

[SPEAKER_00]: I gave it to Star's on letterboxed.

[SPEAKER_01]: And that's actually pretty generous though.

[SPEAKER_01]: Do you give it or give anything one star or less?

[SPEAKER_00]: I think twos the lowest I've given.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's a similar when I do my book ratings for when I'm, for all the books I read during the year.

[SPEAKER_00]: I, I feel, I, I would be mad at myself if I finished a book that I thought was too star.

[SPEAKER_00]: So I, I can't do that.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: But, uh, this flight was something to fly on Christmas.

[SPEAKER_00]: A gay, a gay, a gay flight.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's on it was really trying it.

[SPEAKER_00]: Let them try.

[SPEAKER_00]: What a give you.

[SPEAKER_00]: He was really trying, he was like, yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: So, so I was in, so I was in first because Miles was because Miles were used and it was a Christmas treat and and this was not the first class flight attendant, but he kept coming up to our area and kept coming up and being like, well, I'd rather be up here flirting with you guys.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so, what did he give you in three alcohol?

[SPEAKER_01]: If this is free in first class, oh, so what can what can somebody do on top of me?

[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I can think of a couple of things and he was trying to baby on United flights, which I don't recommend, they have, they have three kinds of treats for the people in economy nowadays.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know that you could cookies, pretzels, and crackers.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, they have a [SPEAKER_00]: a strip awful you never know I am familiar what what do you mean that's a strip awful's willy nilly they have strip awful's they have a keen why chocolate cookie it's giving did you ever have those like rice cookies like Sarah I think they were Sarah Lee came in a box they're like chocolate covered rice treats with caramel gooey goodness [SPEAKER_01]: No, but I'm about to think.

[SPEAKER_00]: The chocolate keen while cookie is giving that, but healthy because I'm sure keen will help very healthy, yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Beals healthy.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I think the last one's like a bag of mixed stuff.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's not nuts, but it's like pretzels and cheesets and, uh...

Oh yeah, and that's what I think I would go for.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, I know you got a little wet for a stoop waffle, but let me tell you, stoop waffle is my last choice of those three.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, if I'm sitting in first, I'll have one of each, please.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, he tried it in last.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'll have one of each.

[SPEAKER_01]: Please.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm a cast.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't get it.

[SPEAKER_00]: He tried to come up.

[SPEAKER_00]: We were in the last row of first class.

[SPEAKER_00]: So it was right before the curtain.

[SPEAKER_00]: And he was all trying to give.

[SPEAKER_00]: He was all well.

[SPEAKER_00]: We're a little backed up back there.

[SPEAKER_00]: Why don't I get you fell in there.

[SPEAKER_00]: He was out.

[SPEAKER_00]: Why don't I get you fellas a drink and then we both just ordered soda waters and he was all not even drinking on Christmas I like man, we could be sober.

[SPEAKER_00]: What are you?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was it was a little if he was he worked for a big alcohol for sure Okay, well, you know, we all we all have double jobs now So then he so then he so then he got me my blueberry pomegranate [SPEAKER_00]: whatever fizzy soda water, which was delicious, by the way, and then he goes, well, if you're not having alcohol, how about this little treat and then gave us both a struf waffle?

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, he like slips you a molly.

[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, what about one of these?

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so you said you watched two movies, though.

[SPEAKER_00]: So what was the six hour flight?

[SPEAKER_01]: What was the second movie?

[SPEAKER_00]: The psychic documentary about Sykes and New York.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I was very excited if it's giving Tyler Henry psychic medium and the opening of the documentary is really good and it's like these filmed curated readings of these psychics and they're all being in the people getting the readings are all, yes, yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: And you're like, wow, all of these psychics are really killing it.

[SPEAKER_00]: And then it switches and it's like following the seconds to their houses or that you're learning about their trauma and then you're really questioning, are these psychics or are these failed actors?

[SPEAKER_01]: Uh-oh, improv actors.

[SPEAKER_01]: People are very able to read the room.

[SPEAKER_00]: And so then they went back and forth and they would show readings that were hits and then they would show readings that were flops and then you really just sitting there being like, so what is the truth?

[UNKNOWN]: Hmm.

[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't like it.

[SPEAKER_00]: I liked it.

[SPEAKER_00]: I wanted it to be all home runs, you know.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, yeah, so today, but you know, it's the truth is the truth is even if they are 100% legitimate.

[SPEAKER_01]: Don't you think there's a spirits and ghosts walking around Willy Nilly much like on earth kind of [SPEAKER_01]: chaos agents, maybe even trying to get the but their way into their own, you know, medium connection, they're like, okay, I'm not waiting in line and they want to get in there.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, let's see, is it the medium's fault that their receptors are on?

[SPEAKER_00]: One of them, well, one of them was very doing the reading and he was like, oh, I'm getting a [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, oh, like a teenager.

[SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, no, no.

[SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, hmm, what is this here?

[SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, no, a teenager who's really big into skateboarding.

[SPEAKER_00]: And she's just like, nah, not nothing close.

[SPEAKER_00]: So then he breaks the fourth wall.

[SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, talk, he's like calling out to the lead document or rest.

[SPEAKER_00]: What are they?

[SPEAKER_00]: Documentarian?

[SPEAKER_00]: Who are?

[SPEAKER_00]: He's called out to her Laura.

[SPEAKER_00]: Laura, I'm really getting this kid.

[SPEAKER_00]: Do you mind if I ask the camera crew if it's any of them?

[SPEAKER_00]: Betty Woods lost if anyone's lost.

[SPEAKER_00]: I love wasn't it, escape boarding accident?

[SPEAKER_01]: I think that's valid, I'm on this, and I'm, I don't know where I stand on all of it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like I feel, I am more toward the non-believer side.

[SPEAKER_01]: I feel a little, [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, I don't know, but if I were to indulge the belief, I think I don't know if a medium has the ability to filter whose who's tapping in and who's tapping out and even getting the right people on the line.

[SPEAKER_01]: So like, you know, I stand with him.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well, he, um, uh, she's well, that all the camera crew was all like, no, none of us, none of us, so that he was all.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, actually now I'm feeling quite a bit tired.

[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe we, maybe we, maybe we, Me too.

[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe we take a break.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hmm.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was interesting.

[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I think that was the point.

[SPEAKER_00]: They were trying to be like, are you a skeptic?

[SPEAKER_00]: Are you a believer?

[SPEAKER_00]: Is it somewhere in between?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, listen.

[SPEAKER_00]: I was happy to watch it.

[SPEAKER_00]: I stumbled upon it on the plane and I thought I'll dabble.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I watched the Lindsey low hand Christmas movie from 2022.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, falling for you with [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I looked away and I pet my 20 Pokemon buddies the whole time.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was doing my things.

[SPEAKER_01]: It was, it was, it was pretty perfect in that way.

[SPEAKER_01]: Um, what else did I watch?

[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, I finished all of Dracula.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, all of all of all of all of all of all of Dracula even the Christmas special and you know what I'm a little sad It's now I'm kind of like well, what am I now?

[SPEAKER_00]: We'll try my drag race starts in like a week mom [SPEAKER_00]: oh yes you're right it's it's almost January it's almost drag race man main franchise it's almost traders time also i know i'm a Canada's drag race hater but i'm enjoying the season well yes yes topry sea top two drag top two pm versus semi-landry i need it wow you want clown vs clown [SPEAKER_01]: Well, you know, I do like PM.

[SPEAKER_01]: I do like Sammy Landry.

[SPEAKER_01]: I do like, there's a lot of Queens on there.

[SPEAKER_01]: I wish I could pull up my Wikipedia my internet stomp.

[SPEAKER_01]: I usually I would have the Wikipedia.

[SPEAKER_00]: I would do like, if you don't know people's names.

[SPEAKER_00]: Did you watch this week?

[SPEAKER_00]: Did you watch this week?

[SPEAKER_01]: I did.

[SPEAKER_00]: I did watch this week.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, you're down to the final six.

[SPEAKER_00]: You want me to name them?

[SPEAKER_00]: Tell me who the final six is.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, Sammy, PM, Ebony, Lebel, Van Gogh, Sultina, Shaker, and Cara Milk, I forgot her, but I also think Cara Milk has to be the next one to leave.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, although she did slay in the slay off, I think, um, [SPEAKER_01]: What was your name, Ebony?

[SPEAKER_01]: LeBelle.

[SPEAKER_01]: Ebony LeBelle is my win.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's my winner for the season.

[SPEAKER_01]: I can get down with that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, and I think PM would be a wonderful, finale girl.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think Van Gogh will be a wonderful, finale girl.

[SPEAKER_01]: But when I think about who's my winner from the very first episode, I was on board for Ebony LeBelle.

[SPEAKER_01]: We'll see.

[SPEAKER_01]: I would be happy with any of those three taking it home.

[SPEAKER_00]: I think Van Gogh would be a wonderful therapy receiver.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I think anybody that goes on reality TV would be a wonderful therapy receiver as well.

[SPEAKER_00]: We all need it.

[SPEAKER_00]: We all need it.

[SPEAKER_00]: I hope we're getting it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Speaking of drag race, are you going to the drag race Chicago experience?

[SPEAKER_00]: Bitch, I am from Chicago.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, you're not.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's true, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, what's the last time you rolled that beautiful bean footage?

[SPEAKER_01]: Honestly, often, I have multiple buttons for the, okay, topics, food, the band folder.

[SPEAKER_01]: I have a bean folder, hold on, Paul.

[SPEAKER_00]: Have we discussed, I see Paul's.

[SPEAKER_01]: There you go.

[SPEAKER_00]: Do you think Duke, have we discussed this?

[SPEAKER_00]: Duke, the baked bean's dog?

[SPEAKER_00]: He's dead.

[SPEAKER_00]: His owners Republican.

[SPEAKER_00]: But he's, we've probably pretty liberal using Duke's dead.

[SPEAKER_01]: Duke's dead, the owner's dead.

[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody's dead.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Airbud's dead.

[SPEAKER_01]: air buds that no i have to talk about the drag race chicago experience because a purely required to look because i'm legally required to contractually obligated to um i have no clue what it is i think it's kind of like you can go in the work room and experience the experience take you it's maybe it's a uh an instagramable experience you can go sit on the panel for a last name it's ice cream museum [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, yes, yes, yes, I've recently saw somebody on the apps with a picture from the ice cream museum.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, you know what, this is how I know this is an old picture of you because bitch the ice cream museum was pre-COVID honey.

[SPEAKER_00]: This is my dating profile has my no-hate picture, my ice cream.

[SPEAKER_00]: My ice cream museum picture.

[SPEAKER_01]: Not your no-hate picture.

[SPEAKER_01]: Not your no-hate picture.

[SPEAKER_01]: You're looking fresh.

[SPEAKER_00]: Primped y'all it's it's it's a no hate picture, but instead of my mouth being taped.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's my butt crack.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's your hole.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's my hole.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's a vertical.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's a vertical up and down the crack.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, it says no hate and it's got the paint on it still.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, honey, I'm sure it's got the paints on it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Honey, honey, honey, honey, [SPEAKER_01]: the drag race Chicago experience from what I understand it's like a set you can go and take picture of it, but they also they also have on screens I guess you can watch the alternate crownings from all the seasons.

[SPEAKER_01]: What?

[SPEAKER_01]: So like you can go see who's a point in each one.

[SPEAKER_01]: We can go watch.

[SPEAKER_01]: You can go watch her crowning.

[SPEAKER_01]: Is that not I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like that's [SPEAKER_01]: To show the fandom that, I don't think, I don't want to see that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, it's almost like bridging the gap and opening the portal to like alternate universes where it's just kind of possible and it actually did happen.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't like it.

[SPEAKER_00]: Audit, it's clap if you want to see that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Also clap if you've seen Tyler's crowning.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, well damn I did see I think I saw something I ticked talk where there's there's like a yeah, they were walking around the work room.

[SPEAKER_00]: There was a wall of fame with all the crowned winners.

[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't realize they were showing the fake crownings.

[SPEAKER_00]: Do they show do they show the individual reactions of Trinity and Monet?

[SPEAKER_01]: They show everybody everything the whole the whole what it was gonna be if it was them so like I'm I'm reading now like Okay, so here's a list of people you could see Lady Camtons Sephira George's plastic kimchi [SPEAKER_01]: Brooke, Gigi, Crystal, Anita, Detox.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if they have all of these.

[SPEAKER_01]: This is somebody's wish list of what they want to see if they were going to go.

[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, I see a screenshot right here of Ador Delano beating Bianca, Ador with the, with the scepter.

[SPEAKER_01]: Dang.

[SPEAKER_00]: Ah, yeah, speaking of alternate crownings.

[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know, you know how, you know how I'm in [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, and I, I have such conflicted feelings about it.

[SPEAKER_01]: This is the first year I didn't do it.

[SPEAKER_01]: And, um, [SPEAKER_01]: it's bitter sweet honey.

[SPEAKER_01]: I feel I feel I miss I miss the experience of a prolonged contact with these people, but I also don't miss the experience of having to know anything about football.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, well, let me tell you the final, the finals are coming.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it's not done.

[SPEAKER_00]: I only thought two times for a main.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I think I know who it is.

[SPEAKER_00]: yours truly versus memory heart.

[SPEAKER_00]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_00]: A battle for the ages.

[SPEAKER_00]: And let me just and let me just tell you, because I know you're used to losing, memory like lost her first like eight games in a row.

[SPEAKER_00]: I think she lost seven out of eight of the first eight in a row and then proceeded to win out.

[SPEAKER_00]: She got like the last spot in the playoffs because they send six teams to the playoffs.

[SPEAKER_00]: I had a cushy ride in the playoffs.

[SPEAKER_00]: I was second place, so I got to buy it the first week.

[SPEAKER_00]: She has now slayed two dragons, and it is me versus Maintown for the crown.

[SPEAKER_00]: I am the current reigning champ, so I was just, I sent, you know, that group loves the sassy text.

[SPEAKER_00]: They love to shit talk in the league.

[SPEAKER_00]: I was all, I was all fam.

[SPEAKER_00]: I am truly humbled and honored to make the final game yet again.

[SPEAKER_00]: Some of y'all should try it.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know, uh, but I'm I'm rooting for the underdog.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think Ma'am really has this in the back.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I think, yeah, yeah, the universe has been waiting for you to slip up.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I think you're too big and your bridge is this year.

[SPEAKER_00]: Listen, listen, if I'm if I have to lose, I would love to lose to her because to be honest, she's like one of the three people I know in that league.

[SPEAKER_00]: But I just, I noticed, I noticed her rallying around the playoff's time, I've been texting her individually, I've been saying rooting for you, rooting for you, how cute.

[SPEAKER_00]: What a final match between us, B.

[SPEAKER_00]: So, I can't wait, I hope they're discussing this on their pod, although I think they take a week off around the holidays.

[SPEAKER_00]: So, this better be when lose or draw, she better be discussing it on her pod when they come back in [SPEAKER_01]: Have you had any, any players get bottoms?

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God.

[SPEAKER_00]: It was, I was plagued by injuries all season.

[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you for asking.

[SPEAKER_01]: You're welcome.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my God, that sucks.

[SPEAKER_00]: Or I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, little pig girls versus the tight ends.

[SPEAKER_01]: OK.

Well, I'm sitting on the edge of my seat and I can't wait to see how this turns out.

[SPEAKER_00]: alert, I guess.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so you're you're betting on the ability of young athletes to perform.

[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_01]: You're betting on the most capable athletes from around the country to perform for you.

[SPEAKER_01]: This is just like the Hunger Games.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know what else is just like the Hunger Games?

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's it's happening.

[SPEAKER_00]: What?

[SPEAKER_01]: The Patriot games.

[SPEAKER_01]: What are those?

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you're unfamiliar.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: Trump announced that a reality show.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, not even a reality show.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like it's called the top of his nails.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, only on CBS after amazing race.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, Trump announced that there's something called the Patriot Games coming and it's one boy and one girl from each state And they're going to compete in athletic.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, you're not here.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I am I am I Google it, baby.

[SPEAKER_00]: Google me, baby Google me, baby.

[SPEAKER_00]: I mean if I'm Google.

[SPEAKER_00]: I just feel bad Googling since your internet's out in my nizent [SPEAKER_01]: It's, I swear to you, Patriot games, and it's, it's happening.

[SPEAKER_01]: Will Michigan, will Michigan bring home the goal?

[SPEAKER_00]: Of course he wants a youth athletic competition.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, um, yeah, okay, so I feel like we can't even ignore it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, not that we would ignore it, but like, not the president, not all the elites.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, is it straight up physical?

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_00]: Is there like a, is there a, I could test a math times tables?

[SPEAKER_00]: Dude, do they have to take the same cognitive tests he took when he disappeared for that weekend?

[SPEAKER_01]: When he has to like say, oh, that's a giraffe.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, that's a elephant giraffe.

[SPEAKER_01]: Don't maybe, maybe.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, it feels, I mean, it's so on the nose of hunger games, it's like, it feels dark.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I want to look at it with the lens of how could this possibly be maybe a good thing for America?

[SPEAKER_01]: Because it's, it is within the scope of possibility for Republicans to do something good.

[SPEAKER_01]: And so I don't want to have just a lens of hating anything and everything.

[SPEAKER_01]: So like, is it possible that the Patriot Games could be a good thing?

[SPEAKER_01]: It's hard to get to an assumption that that is where it will lead.

[SPEAKER_01]: I have to imagine this will be just another layer of grifters grifting and somehow people will find a way to exploit this, people will find a way for this to be anti-trans athletes, people will find a way for this to be, I don't know, hyper-localized [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, yes!

[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I mean, just sing.

[SPEAKER_00]: Just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just sing, just [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, see, like, inherently, it's not, it's, it's, imagine if, imagine if, oh, let's do this, people wouldn't have, like, you know, I guess, like a bad vibe about it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I have a bad vibe about it because of, you know, the state of the world.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: We have a lot of books and movies about this very topic about maybe why we shouldn't.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_00]: On Flag Day, they're hosting a UFC event at the White House.

[SPEAKER_00]: Totally.

[SPEAKER_00]: Did you think that?

[SPEAKER_00]: Do you think that one brother's going to be there?

[SPEAKER_00]: The Paul?

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, Sean DePaul versus Rude Paul versus Jake DePaul versus who's the other Logan DePaul?

[SPEAKER_01]: Hmm, I saw one of them get his shit rocked.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I did too.

[SPEAKER_00]: I liked that.

[SPEAKER_00]: Didn't, wasn't there a singing competition for like an American idol knockoff where there was one singer from every state?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: Who won?

[SPEAKER_01]: girl, I don't know, I was like, there was a celebrity representing one of them, it was giving Eurovision, oh my god, speaking of Eurovision, fuck Eurovision, Eurovision, including Israel, even though Israel is not in Europe, and then letting like five European countries say, [SPEAKER_01]: you should not be including a country that's committing genocide and then saying no we're still gonna let Israel play it's so they let the European countries back back out just so that they can keep Israel in that's not a European country go off [SPEAKER_01]: After they were just like, oh, um, uh, you can't compete if you're, if you are committing war crimes and things, oh, anyway, the world sucks.

[SPEAKER_00]: Did you hear about Harper Pazars 50 as hottest men ever?

[SPEAKER_00]: No, did they get it right?

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, they didn't list one through 50.

[SPEAKER_00]: They just listed 50.

[SPEAKER_01]: Is Drew from Big Brother 5?

[SPEAKER_01]: Is it?

[SPEAKER_00]: No, I don't know if there's any gays.

[SPEAKER_00]: Is Drew from Big Brother 5 gay?

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: Is he?

[SPEAKER_01]: Do you know who I'm talking about?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: That was an awakening for me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, do you want to know who's on the list?

[SPEAKER_01]: Not really, but go for it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Give me some highlights.

[SPEAKER_00]: Who's number one is not ranked one to this.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, just the first.

[SPEAKER_00]: Who's the first to listen James Dean.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Whatever.

[SPEAKER_00]: Would you go through all the 50 and I ask you, would you blow him smash your pass.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Smash James Dean.

[SPEAKER_01]: Smash, did you see when he when he when he was wearing those pants and they split and his all everything came out?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, yeah pay beacon of hunger games pay drop pass go You know pass for me.

[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like we would be sisters.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think you know who Charles Melton is Marlin Brando Yeah, I think smash is from what I remember [SPEAKER_01]: Paul Mescal.

[SPEAKER_01]: Paul Mescal.

[SPEAKER_01]: I have no clue who that is.

[SPEAKER_01]: What do you do?

[SPEAKER_01]: No.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know who Paul Mescal is.

[SPEAKER_01]: I do not.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I don't like Mescal.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think that's a tequila.

[SPEAKER_01]: So it's a double no.

[SPEAKER_00]: Bad buddy.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, Aaron Taylor Johnson.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, dev, dev, dev, Patel.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, hey, the hate and Christian sin.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Smith, are we really doing this for like 40 more?

[SPEAKER_00]: Jay Jason Mammola, not past Robert Pattinson.

[SPEAKER_01]: Again, I think we would be sisters, Harrison Ford, past Paul Newman, love the dressing.

[SPEAKER_00]: Jacob, a Lord, Jacob, a Lordy.

[SPEAKER_01]: PASS, it's too tall.

[SPEAKER_01]: But actually, I did like him in the Frankenstein.

[SPEAKER_01]: He was given some, he was, he was really given it.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know, Elvis Presley, past, [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not sure if I know who that is.

[SPEAKER_00]: Me either.

[SPEAKER_00]: Cano Reeves.

[SPEAKER_00]: Pass.

[SPEAKER_00]: Robert Redford.

[SPEAKER_01]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, well, I could easily rank them into what the numbers should be.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, um.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, there's a page two.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, there's another page.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if we need the.

[SPEAKER_00]: I forgot I could be Jordan.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, I can't find the full list.

[SPEAKER_00]: Where's the full list?

[SPEAKER_01]: I do have things we need to discuss before we say a do.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you got a wrap it up, honey.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I know you're going to hate it.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I know you're going to be talking about a Kardashian around the holidays.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, even worse, Nicki Minaj on stage, no air cooker.

[SPEAKER_00]: Absolutely not.

[SPEAKER_00]: No.

[SPEAKER_00]: No.

[SPEAKER_01]: Here's what I just want to say this.

[SPEAKER_01]: I just want to say this.

[SPEAKER_01]: We have a lot of talk about the Kia asylum.

[SPEAKER_01]: OK, it's time to rename the Kia asylum.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's the Unica asylum.

[SPEAKER_01]: And it's for the artist that we've lost along the way.

[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe they never, if the Kia asylum is [SPEAKER_01]: The baby Rexes and the Zarr larcenes are waiting for their assent.

[SPEAKER_01]: The O'Nika asylum is where the Nicki Minaj is and the who else has lost their way.

[SPEAKER_01]: The carry underwoods, the deities, the homestels, the Kanyees, they're hanging out in the O'Nika asylum.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, here's all I have to say on that.

[SPEAKER_00]: So if you pull up your musical streaming platform, be it Apple, Music, or Spotify, you can go to an artist page and they have a little ellipsis.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's a dot dot dot.

[SPEAKER_00]: You can right click that and then there's a button that says, don't play this artist.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm obsessed with pushing that.

[SPEAKER_00]: And you can do that for people like all the artists we just named.

[SPEAKER_00]: In fact, I have done it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I love to do it.

[SPEAKER_01]: In fact, when I'm going through new music Friday every week, if somebody's new release is so annoying to me, and I just know, you know what, you're dead to me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Even if I've never heard of them before, if I'm like, this is this is the sound of a person I never want to hear a release from.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, honey, I love to push it.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then when I go to New Music Friday and I see people's, like, their entries are shadowed out.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I just know, oh, I saved myself from ever having to hear that person ever again.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's delightful.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: I, uh, maybe that'll be the new category for, uh, uh, [SPEAKER_01]: artists, we say goodbye to Ariva Darci.

[SPEAKER_00]: All right, and with that, is this our last episode this year?

[SPEAKER_00]: Are we touching base?

[SPEAKER_00]: We'll see you in January.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh, it's like Christmas break and you're all, oh, see you next year.

[SPEAKER_00]: Hags?

[SPEAKER_00]: Hags have a good summer.

[SPEAKER_00]: Never change.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hag woo, have a good wincer.

[SPEAKER_00]: Never change, by the way.

[SPEAKER_01]: Never change.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, do change, do change.

[SPEAKER_01]: Change a little.

[SPEAKER_00]: Change it up.

[SPEAKER_00]: All right.

[SPEAKER_00]: We'll see you next year for the first annual Patriot Games.

[SPEAKER_00]: Better start juicing.

[SPEAKER_00]: Bye.