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[SPEAKER_01]: Hi everyone, my name is Tyler Oakley and you are listening to Psychobattle, an unfiltered half hour of gossip sessions, pop culture scrutiny, and stories we've never told in videos.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my goodness gracious hello I'm gonna say Becky look at her butt.

[SPEAKER_01]: Becky look at her butt.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I like big butts, and I can't I did they ever Yeah, yeah, that's the glee version [SPEAKER_02]: I was saying, did they ever do?

[SPEAKER_02]: We were both going to Glee.

[SPEAKER_02]: Did they ever do a Glee version of baby got back with Becky from Glee?

[SPEAKER_02]: Wow, that would have been the moment.

[SPEAKER_01]: That should have been the moment, right?

[SPEAKER_01]: Darenclit, Darenclit.

[SPEAKER_01]: Darenclit, Darenclit, saying to Becky, oh my God, Becky, that should be her bias.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know, Mr.

Xu would have been singing, baby got back.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, it was famously Darren Chris, it's, oh, he's saying it.

[SPEAKER_01]: They did cover it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I like big butts and I cannot lie.

[SPEAKER_01]: You other brothers can't deny when the girl talks and it's down.

[SPEAKER_01]: Who was he singing it about?

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, but it's, I'm surprised it's not in my spot if I wrap them.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not gonna lie to you because Kevin, on the line.

[SPEAKER_01]: Very often, I like to troll the viewers with a little bit of, oh, you guys, I have the perfect song for this moment.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then it starts with that.

[SPEAKER_01]: And the collective groan.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I guess it didn't make my glee 10.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it's definitely made mine.

[SPEAKER_01]: Honey.

[SPEAKER_01]: Honey.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, are we?

[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like we already dipped our pinky toe into it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Should we talk spotify wrapped?

[SPEAKER_01]: It's the biggest day of the year for you.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, first, I thought you wanted to give the children a warning.

[SPEAKER_02]: Warning!

[SPEAKER_02]: What?

[SPEAKER_02]: If you're listening to this episode, it is likely that if you go to mind or Tyler's Instagram that you can vote in this year's PsychoBabble Award, you'll see all the nominees.

[SPEAKER_02]: You can just click to tap to vote and then we will tell you the votes and we'll go over the nominees in the winners in the episode after this one.

[SPEAKER_01]: So this episode, if you are listening when this episode goes live, it is imperative that you head on over to our stories right now.

[SPEAKER_01]: The votes, and you know what?

[SPEAKER_01]: I will not, you're in line, yes, stay in line.

[SPEAKER_01]: Stay in line.

[SPEAKER_01]: If you're in line, stay in line, stop the count, no more hanging chads, get your vote in, stop it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Rock the vote.

[SPEAKER_01]: Talk him on, go to the polls.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's a set of room.

[SPEAKER_02]: OK, anyways.

[SPEAKER_02]: So now, what were you saying Spotify wrapped?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I'll talk about it.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's Cory's favorite day of the year.

[SPEAKER_01]: And you know what?

[SPEAKER_01]: If I have to hear a one more year of Cory saying, you know what?

[SPEAKER_01]: Controversial opinion.

[SPEAKER_01]: But I love it when people post their Spotify wrapped.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'd like to see what you listen to.

[SPEAKER_01]: Please, post that every year.

[SPEAKER_02]: I started, okay, well, this is off on a tangent for a minute, but I started a habit tracker and I'm tracking for December and I'm making sure I'm on my best behavior and I'm doing things for myself when I set time.

[SPEAKER_01]: What's the habit?

[SPEAKER_02]: like running, writing, journaling, exercising, reading, you know, you're good stuff, the way you're infinitely a better human than I.

[SPEAKER_02]: But then, but then when I was reading about how to change some behaviors, I read, I read that when you're doing a habit tracker, you should also track your bad habits to make sure you're not doing things.

[SPEAKER_02]: So anyways, I put, I put limited social media on my habit tracker and I've given myself an hour total a day for both Instagram and TikTok.

[SPEAKER_02]: So it knows if I'm in either of those apps that's counting toward the hour.

[SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, I already told myself, I said you have permission.

[SPEAKER_02]: to go over an hour on Instagram today.

[SPEAKER_02]: If you want to really soak in everybody's content, everybody's wrapped, if you want to read about your friend's most played songs, good for you.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I think that's okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think my therapist so many long time would tell me when I was running every day for two years, my therapist was like, it's okay to take a day off.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I've let myself know that it's okay that I go over my hour time limit today.

[SPEAKER_01]: And you know what that is, growth.

[SPEAKER_01]: Grouse.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, that was that being said.

[SPEAKER_01]: Cory, do you find more glee and sing your own spot if I wrapped or other people's?

[SPEAKER_01]: Are you?

[SPEAKER_01]: Are you already?

[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like you already kind of know what's going to be on yours.

[SPEAKER_02]: This year was hard though, I felt like, and Spotify made it, I don't know if it was there and now it's not, maybe it's just on your phone.

[SPEAKER_02]: They had it at first where you could see the total number of songs, times you actually listen to the songs.

[SPEAKER_02]: Man, some of the songs that my lists were like barely listened to 10 times.

[SPEAKER_02]: 75 songs out of my 100, I had listened to 30 times or less, which I think is insane.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm curious.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if I saw mine in that way.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I see it right now.

[SPEAKER_01]: My most listen song is 23 listens.

[SPEAKER_00]: What?

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you know what?

[SPEAKER_01]: I listen to music, non-stop all day every day, but you make it up, but I listen to nothing stays in rotation longer than a month.

[SPEAKER_02]: So like, yeah, that's fair.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: I thought here we go.

[SPEAKER_02]: I my a friend asked me yesterday to predict my top five because I had like taken a guess at it last year the day before and I did pretty good.

[SPEAKER_02]: I said I can't pick the five and I said but I could probably guess my top 10 and I got a lot of them correct.

[SPEAKER_02]: Um, I thought it was interesting because it wasn't it didn't feel like a year of albums for me.

[SPEAKER_02]: The only two albums I really loved, um, more mayhem and, uh, Demi's Lavato, Demi Lavato's album.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's not that deep.

[SPEAKER_02]: Um, both of those albums had a ton of songs from them in my, most, listen to.

[SPEAKER_01]: My biggest albums, well, my number one album was FKA twigs, little twiglet checking in.

[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't mean for it to happen, but somehow it did.

[SPEAKER_01]: LSDXOXO, do you even know who that is?

[SPEAKER_01]: Nope.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, um, uh, an album that I love, um, by him with, oh, oh, oh, oh, I accidentally just push play on it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Um, an album that I love by him every song, Zero Skips, I love.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of like sexy, groovy prince meets a little bit like with a little bit of EDM and Kim Petrus Slop Pop vibe.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how else to describe it.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, I'll send it to you.

[SPEAKER_01]: You should [SPEAKER_01]: And then one tablespoon, who I love and who I saw when we were at, what I don't know what festival that was in San Francisco.

[SPEAKER_01]: What festival was that?

[SPEAKER_01]: Where we didn't see each other?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, Portola.

[SPEAKER_01]: Portola.

[SPEAKER_01]: Portola.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Who I got to see live, Portola.

[SPEAKER_01]: Who else was this year for me, unfortunately, two of my top five albums were like, my number one was Star Do, [SPEAKER_01]: whatever the hell is so long.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I was a little annoyed.

[SPEAKER_01]: I hate when that happens, but I also I don't want the ability to edit it because then everybody will just be curating what they think is desirable to be perceived as [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think for me, it's like when I was trying to guess the songs yesterday, I was like, I feel like so many songs I was obsessed with for like two weeks and then moved on.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I was like, I felt like everything was really going to be spread out.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think Gaga benefited because her album came out in March.

[SPEAKER_02]: So Mayhem did have five songs in my top 10.

[SPEAKER_01]: Mayhem was my number four album of the year.

[SPEAKER_01]: Which is actually pretty impressive for me.

[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't think it would like make an appearance.

[SPEAKER_02]: Also, did you see Spotify did the little thing with it was like a deep dive into the files at the very end of it.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it said like this day was the day you listen to the most diverse music this day was the day you listen to the most music it had little things like that.

[SPEAKER_02]: It said the day I spent the most time listening to music was my birthday.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, which I thought was like a work day and the Gaga album had just come out, so I was like, well, this makes sense.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then I had people over that evening.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I had music on in my apartment.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I'm like, well, I guess that tracks.

[SPEAKER_02]: But what a good day to have listened to the most music.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, a gift to yourself.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, and yeah, my my top albums you sexua star do and chill mega city 1000 which is one tablespoon mayhem lady Gaga and the acrylic album, but I don't think you even know who acrylic is either it's on eth Benio.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know half the things you're saying.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yep, okay great.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean, I need to look at the, you know, how they make a little playlists.

[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, I don't see a lot of repeat offenders.

[SPEAKER_01]: Though, I vaguely remember, I think this may have been my number one song last year.

[SPEAKER_01]: Bejo interlude by earthwind and fire.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's number four this year for me.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's I don't call it a comeback.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I love it is my it is my it's the first song on my 70s album I mean my 70s playlist so anytime I've start my 70s playlist it starts with that and shuffles from there So I'm kind of like well that sucks that like I well not sucks, but I kind of poison the well in that way because it's like Okay, well if I very well listen to that play listen [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe you can push the shuffle button and then you can push play and it won't necessarily I know but that's the best that's the best song to start with because it's it's it's a perfect song So maybe it's right that it's my in my top five because I do consider a perfect song [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, my top artists, Gaga, Maggie Rogers, Redacted, Demi Lavato, El Coves, if you're not on the El Coves train, get there.

[SPEAKER_02]: Top albums mayhem, it's not that deep, redacted, heard it in a past life by Maggie Rogers in Virgin by Lord.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, yes, it was a year for the girls, there's never a man in my top.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not, I'm not too upset about my, my, my Spotify rap.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I did see that our Spotify rap came out for the podcast.

[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you to our listeners.

[SPEAKER_01]: If you, if we make an appearance on your, um, your top five, you know, playlists or whatever, tag us, I'm going to be reposting.

[SPEAKER_01]: But, um, thank you to our listeners.

[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you for keeping us in your ears.

[SPEAKER_01]: My number one [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm a stand.

[SPEAKER_02]: I love it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Paul love it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Paul love it.

[SPEAKER_02]: When do you listen to their pod?

[SPEAKER_01]: Anytime I'm on a long drive, I love, I love Q and a couple up and really catching up.

[SPEAKER_01]: Or honestly, I don't know if this feels like friendship cheating, but like if I am headed to, for example, if I am headed to dinner with Mamerian Grace and it's on the other side of town [SPEAKER_01]: I will listen to the latest episode.

[SPEAKER_02]: You're like, let me pre-catch up on the franchise.

[SPEAKER_01]: It does feel like a pre-catch-up.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, let me get the groundwork for what's going on in y'all's lives.

[SPEAKER_01]: So I kind of feel like, but then in the middle of dinner, I have to say 10 times, like, oh, I know that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Because you said it's not about a little podcast.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm a cheater.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, when people say they listen to podcasts or audio books when they're cooking, I'm just always like, I mean, I grant that I'm cooking for one.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm in and out of my kitchen in 15 minutes, and I don't want to pause an episode, and I don't want to stop in the middle of a chapter.

[SPEAKER_02]: So it's like, I can't do that while I'm cooking.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I can't have a, and I can't have a mom in the background while I'm working, not like I can with music.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and I'm not trying to listen to a podcast while I'm working out.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I do have before we move on to December, which is kind of where we're at.

[SPEAKER_01]: I do need to take a little final lap of November because something happened at the Thanksgiving Macy's Day Parade or whatever that means that means to be discussed.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, did you see the video of the dancers?

[SPEAKER_02]: You think I've ever watched the Macy's days Thanksgiving parade.

[SPEAKER_02]: Those people aren't even singing.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, they're just a lip sink into 15 seconds of their song and that pisses me off.

[SPEAKER_01]: In the, on the discord, if you go to episode topic ideas, there is a link to this, I posted it there.

[SPEAKER_01]: And it is a video of like high school or maybe college dancers, like a dancing group, dancing and poop, dancing in piles of horse.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, wait, I, I did see you.

[SPEAKER_01]: And it's they're dancing.

[SPEAKER_01]: First of all, they're dancing to a Lady Gaga Mega Mix.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's giving, it's giving Irish jig in these streets.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, she is giving drag those toes through that shit.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, oh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: And for some reason, they're all barefoot.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's live, their toes are out, and they are doing a, I guess some type of choreographed interpretive dance experience to the Gaga Megamix.

[SPEAKER_01]: All I remember is, there's art pop going on.

[SPEAKER_01]: They're all, give me a that thing that I love.

[SPEAKER_01]: And you see the toes, [SPEAKER_01]: in the horse poop.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's because where they're performing previously, there were horses walking around through the parade and shitting and they would not have it got picked up.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, remember the early internet viral video of the grape stomping?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I thought that's where this was going because it's a very furious, you know, tap dance type of movement, but in a very squishy slippery slimy platform, but they were troopers the show went on they were they gave they gave it their all and nobody fell so [SPEAKER_02]: I feel like horses just shit whenever they want.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like most other animals, mammals, I feel like they like a little privacy.

[SPEAKER_02]: They'll go by a bush, they'll go like out of the way.

[SPEAKER_02]: Horses just shit wherever.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I do find that the dogs, when I'm walking them, I think they know that the most vulnerable moment they have in their lives is when they're trying to shit.

[SPEAKER_01]: And so the way they look around, like, okay, this is the moment where I might die.

[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm always like, don't worry.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm keeping guard, little mama.

[SPEAKER_01]: Horses, they don't have to worry about that.

[SPEAKER_01]: They don't care.

[SPEAKER_01]: They'll kick.

[SPEAKER_02]: they will kick.

[SPEAKER_02]: There's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a poke, Jim, a few blocks from my house that I like to go to to get my raids in and, and to fight the gym and to put my poke them on there.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it's on like a corner lot for the street and it's got this like built to this big built up and bank meant with like bricks and then it's all like plants and stuff.

[SPEAKER_02]: But I'm like, you can sit on the bricks.

[SPEAKER_02]: They're along the sidewalk, you know?

[SPEAKER_02]: It's okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's where I chill.

[SPEAKER_02]: the other night I'm there.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's starting to get a little dark.

[SPEAKER_02]: And this guy's like walking toward me with his big dog.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's like a full size Aussie.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I guess medium size dog and I'm like and he's sniffing around and I'm like, is it about to shit right here on the sidewalk?

[SPEAKER_02]: He lets the dog leap up into the embankment, which is somebody's property, by the way.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's got plants and all that shit in there.

[SPEAKER_02]: The dog's sniffing around and he like, immediately apologize to me because like I said, I'm kind of sitting on the wall.

[SPEAKER_02]: The dog comes up directly behind me as it starts pinging.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I have to get up and scooched down and then he's even more apologetic.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, I don't think your dog should be up there to begin with.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, let this be a lesson.

[SPEAKER_01]: There is no, there's no ground outside that's not covered in piss.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know I've said it before.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: But I'm saying, this embankment is so tall that when I'm like, it's like, I'm lean sitting, you know, when you do like a little lean sit.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, lean sit.

[SPEAKER_02]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_02]: It just leapt right up into those bushes, I thought.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, that's for being anywhere.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I saw a pop crave, you know what, Elena posted this on the discord, a pop crave story about a raccoon.

[SPEAKER_01]: Did you see this?

[SPEAKER_01]: No, but I love raccoon.

[SPEAKER_01]: OK, a raccoon that broke into a liquor store in Virginia and was drinking and breaking bottles and whatever, I don't even know there's a picture attached.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if this is the real damage or if this is just like an associated image of like broken bottles.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't even know what's AI anymore, but there's broken bottles everywhere presumably the raccoon's fault.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then it says that they found the raccoon passed out in the bathroom.

[SPEAKER_02]: Damn, break-in dishes by Rihanna.

[SPEAKER_01]: A class?

[SPEAKER_02]: Racoon version.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Would you prefer they make their way to the bathroom or is outside okay?

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, what do you want from an animal?

[SPEAKER_02]: Racoon's have to be like inches away from being fully domesticated, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: Inches, they gotta be the next animal ready to go.

[SPEAKER_01]: I would have a raccoon, I guess, I would, I would like, well, I just, I don't know how it came on my recommended videos on YouTube, but there was a video from a decade ago of me collaborating with this possum masseuse.

[SPEAKER_01]: and she's teaching me how to massage a possum.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, there are things in my past that I have memory hold that are no longer, so I clicked it.

[SPEAKER_01]: And it's like a 20 minute video of me massaging a possum's tail.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know, it was on, it was on, it was on top there.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know.

[SPEAKER_01]: I watched it again.

[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, yes, I, so I feel prepared to, to house a raccoon.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know how to, is a raccoon a possum's play cousin?

[SPEAKER_01]: They're definitely, they go to the same school.

[SPEAKER_01]: They're not, they're not segregated in that way.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, hey, speaking of animals.

[SPEAKER_02]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_02]: Did you hear the bad news?

[SPEAKER_02]: Claude the alligator.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Who is that?

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I know most of you listeners might not know Claude the alligator, but Claude was an Albino alligator here in San Francisco.

[SPEAKER_02]: He lived at the Academy of Sciences for 17 years.

[SPEAKER_02]: Rip dead this week.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh.

[SPEAKER_02]: What do they do with the [SPEAKER_02]: I'd seen him in person multiple times.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think they had a camera you could go to their site and just check him out during the day.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, dead, dead at 17.

[SPEAKER_01]: My family went on a trip when I was very little to Florida and we went to Disney in Boba, blah, blah, blah.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I have a memory of eating, I don't know if it was alligator or crocodile nuggets.

[SPEAKER_01]: And thinking, this is just like a chicken nugget, and I don't know if it was just like, you know, like on the menu, it says alligator nuggets and then it's like actually just chicken or something like something fun to be named for kids.

[SPEAKER_01]: Are we allowed to be eating the alligator and can you eat an albino alligator?

[SPEAKER_02]: I think you can, but I don't fuck with alligators at all.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think they're terrifying.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think they will fuck you up if you're in the chance.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think they are all muscle and mouth.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: And tail.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: You're not just thinking that you're not in that.

[SPEAKER_02]: I just I just I don't like it I saw Lake Plasted growing up.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't like it.

[SPEAKER_02]: So are you celebrating the death of Claude or are you I'm poured one out you poured one out.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was all over the news.

[SPEAKER_02]: Everyone poured one out.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, shit, right.

[SPEAKER_02]: All the other towns have fun things like monkeys with guns and raccoons and liquor stores.

[SPEAKER_02]: All we have is a dead gator.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, it could be worse.

[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like in San Francisco, that was, that was, um, where the first monkey, uh, in playing out of the eight.

[SPEAKER_01]: Wasn't it?

[SPEAKER_02]: Wasn't the monkey notoriously walk out but see the little statue of Liberty on their sand?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, but no, the monkey famously escaped the lab and went up to the, you know, near woods.

[SPEAKER_01]: Near woods.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think, I think this would be a good place.

[SPEAKER_02]: If monkeys like climbing trees, we do have some tall tall trees.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Miss thing.

[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, speaking of speaking of woods and trees real quick.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I know we talked about wicked for good.

[SPEAKER_02]: Did you see Lego made a wicked Lego set of the alphabet and Fero woods sex scene?

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, with the cardigan.

[SPEAKER_02]: They, you can, well, I don't think she's got the card again, but Lego is selling Lego Wicked Set.

[SPEAKER_02]: Let me get the name right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Elfibre's Retreat Building Set, and it comes with her and him.

[SPEAKER_01]: That sounds great though.

[SPEAKER_01]: I do think they would make more money since that's what they're all about.

[SPEAKER_01]: If they did like an Emerald City, hello, Lego.

[SPEAKER_02]: It comes with a, it comes with the woods, it comes with Firo, it comes with Elfibre [SPEAKER_02]: a carrot, a teapot, a book, maybe that's the grimmery, not the grimmery, what are you, are you buying the alphabet sex Lego set for your children?

[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, I am not.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, all right, but I am on the website right now and honestly I think I'm on it is there they all look like, you know, like pre Lego for like younger than Lego building age, you know, like building [SPEAKER_02]: You could get the woodland sat and add it to your Christmas village.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hmm.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't think I'll be doing that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you, though.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, forget it.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, my drag, I guess.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, though I did see, oh my god, I went to Costco the other day.

[SPEAKER_01]: First of all, I'm not built for Costco.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't have the patience.

[SPEAKER_01]: I almost snapped five times, people that don't understand the flow of traffic of the oversized XXXL carts.

[SPEAKER_01]: We really need a bit of flow.

[SPEAKER_01]: And we really need the people to understand what's going on, where they should be and where they should not leave their cart [SPEAKER_01]: I don't have it in me.

[SPEAKER_01]: I couldn't handle it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I needed to be walking ahead and I'll meet you at the end of the aisle.

[SPEAKER_02]: People without social awareness exist.

[SPEAKER_02]: Good, I guess how lucky to not be trapped in your own brain worrying about others.

[SPEAKER_01]: I did think while I was there, I was like, damn, it must be so nice to dream to just not care and just to be stupid.

[SPEAKER_01]: If I really want to evolve my little brain, what I really need to do is let go of everything and just not care about anything.

[SPEAKER_01]: How do we smooth out some of these ridges?

[SPEAKER_01]: Mine?

[SPEAKER_01]: Both of ours.

[SPEAKER_01]: There's smooth.

[SPEAKER_01]: There's smooth.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, speaking of smooth ridges.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Now, I, tell me if I am, if I'm falling down a little bit of a QAnon hole, okay, if I'm becoming a conspiracy theorist, if I'm, if I'm seeing through the cracks of a, you know, a system, that's something that I'm making up in my head.

[SPEAKER_01]: Miss Kim Kardashian, now I know you hate to talk about her, but she says she, she failed the bar, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like this is a set up.

[SPEAKER_02]: I feel like wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, was there something in the news this week where somebody where she had her brainwaves measure?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they told her a little slower than the rest.

[SPEAKER_01]: Kim Kardashian learned that this week that she has low brain activity, bitch meets you the fuck.

[SPEAKER_01]: Low brain activity in her frontal lobe, she got a scan in the latest episode of the Kardashians.

[SPEAKER_01]: Quote, this just can't be not accepting.

[SPEAKER_01]: I got to get on a plan to really figure this out because I have all, I have shit to do this summer.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, well, okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Do you think this is a partnership with AI in coming?

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what it is, but I know there's no world where this is a plot point on the Kardashians and they're not gonna figure it out [SPEAKER_01]: pyramid scheme money laundering whatever the fuck has a tag at was it wasn't musk wanting to put micro chips and people that's what I'm saying this is a leap she's this feels like okay I if I know I have a crox brand deal coming up [SPEAKER_01]: OK, let me lay the groundwork by saying, man, I really need some shoes that are comfortable.

[SPEAKER_01]: They breathe easy and they, and I'm always stepping in puddles.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I need to really not have to worry about them getting soggy.

[SPEAKER_01]: I could really use shoes like that.

[SPEAKER_01]: OK, that post goes live three days before my announcement of the Brand Deal with Crocs.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, say I have a a neurolink brand deal coming up in one month and I really need to let the people know that I have low brain activity and I am candidate.

[SPEAKER_01]: I am a candidate for a little bit of safety.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think she's been letting us know she has low brain activity for years.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, she it became a PR story this week.

[SPEAKER_01]: She the press release went out this week.

[SPEAKER_01]: So what is the endgame here?

[SPEAKER_01]: Is she going to be proof of the pudding of a neural link?

[SPEAKER_01]: They're going to put the chip in a chip in the brain and what?

[SPEAKER_01]: Or is it going to be like, you know, oh, I started taking these, these white agamis and then she passes the bar.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how it's going to turn out, but my conspiracy theorist tin foil hat is on.

[SPEAKER_01]: This would not be a talking point on the TV show if it weren't able to be turned into something for the the pile of gold.

[SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[SPEAKER_01]: You heard it here first.

[SPEAKER_01]: So.

[SPEAKER_01]: So yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, are you watching heated rivalry?

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I watched episode one.

[SPEAKER_01]: I kind of reached my limit.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, you know what?

[SPEAKER_01]: Let me stretch this out.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I like to take forever if something's like, Area live.

[SPEAKER_01]: So I watched the first episode.

[SPEAKER_01]: A lot of, um, it was horny as hell.

[SPEAKER_01]: A lot of thick, thick, thick, thick ass.

[SPEAKER_01]: Kind of.

[SPEAKER_01]: Big fat.

[SPEAKER_01]: That thick fat juicy plump.

[SPEAKER_01]: Big round juicy plump ass.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was sat seated and seated.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, oh, I guess I'm an ass man.

[SPEAKER_02]: fat fat thick juicy plump here first uh yeah well hockey really really makes it makes it big for the girls yes if you don't know there's a new show on HBO I don't know I'm rhyming so much he did rivalry to hockey players on rival teams jerking it in the showers oh [SPEAKER_02]: fucking after the tournament in the showroom, stroking their hockey cockies and sucking each other off while while their head blocks the ones dick but the camera angles from behind of the kicked-up Russian and his ass is fat, fat, fat, fat, and juicy plump.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's only in the first episode, so I haven't seen the second episode of No Spoilers.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well they go from side play to anal spoiler.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay, so are do we get a dooting scene?

[SPEAKER_01]: Do we Is there a Did they just press what's going on mama mama mama?

[SPEAKER_02]: He's all he's all blow in him and touching his hole And then he then the one guy's getting all squirming.

[SPEAKER_02]: He's like, oh, you think me playing with your whole makes you gay And then he replies I have a dildo Oh, that was an episode one [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, was it?

[SPEAKER_02]: I think, well, you maybe you saw more than what you remember.

[SPEAKER_02]: I watched the first two episodes back to back.

[SPEAKER_02]: It just blurred together.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was like a 90 minute.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was like porn with a plot.

[SPEAKER_01]: Some of the best porn has a plot.

[SPEAKER_01]: But it was, I saw that it's based on a book.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's based on a book.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, written by a woman.

[SPEAKER_01]: uh...

by a lady a lady and um...

i did see a lot of discussion this week i feel like we are living in a time loop because it's like how many times we're going to have the discussion about [SPEAKER_01]: gay characters and if a straight person can play them and if a who can audition for what and well it's actually you can't ask in an audition if they're gay or straight So like the everyone needs to be able to bubble you know bubble we had this conversation with Glee we had this conversation with show stop or we had this conversation with blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah [SPEAKER_02]: With this, I saw the director was like, it's none of your business.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I mean, it kind of is my business.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm, and you know what, they're grown adults.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know it's like, oh, protect, protect them with show stopper.

[SPEAKER_01]: It was like, oh, these are, these are really young people still figuring out their, their identities.

[SPEAKER_01]: What is show stopper?

[SPEAKER_01]: Show stop isn't that called show stopper?

[SPEAKER_01]: It hurts hard stop for him.

[SPEAKER_01]: I've been caught.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I was like, what the Oh, you want to know what he keeps saying show the stop.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm watching Great British Bake Off Speaking of Gays.

[SPEAKER_01]: My God.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, yes, I'm watching Great Breyer Mike and they just had cookie week [SPEAKER_01]: You see, you're watching the current season?

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: I've never known.

[SPEAKER_01]: I will accidentally fall into a great British big-off season.

[SPEAKER_01]: Never finish it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I love it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I love it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I watched it weekly.

[SPEAKER_02]: I couldn't wait for it to come out.

[SPEAKER_02]: I loved.

[SPEAKER_02]: I love Cruz Big Colorful Plastic, chunky jewelry, and her lip stick to match.

[SPEAKER_01]: That would be a good Halloween costume, and oh, for sure.

[SPEAKER_01]: What's the same?

[SPEAKER_02]: You could get Hollywood.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Couples costume, me and you, dibs on proof.

[SPEAKER_01]: Or your being Paul Holley would for sure or no the the goth hosts Nile Neil I don't know I don't know I like the I like that woman hosts now I don't know if they're officially hosts Yeah, they're hosts yeah Alice and Alice and she's great love her.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like I think I want to hear [SPEAKER_02]: Alice was the best thing to happen to that show in years.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know why you think that because of who truly the life falls, truly like a life fall.

[SPEAKER_01]: I love her back to, back to, and now, back to this edge battle and the stand on me in the press.

[SPEAKER_02]: In fact, Allison, for mother of the year, there I said it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Put it down, put it down.

[SPEAKER_01]: Um, he did rivalry.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Um, I like it.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I will be sat seated and watching.

[SPEAKER_01]: I, I'm hoping for more gaze.

[SPEAKER_01]: I want, I want, I want them to push the envelope.

[SPEAKER_01]: The, the, the, the, I will 25.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's not enough to see a little bit of ass eating.

[SPEAKER_01]: Let's incorporate fisting.

[SPEAKER_01]: Why not, let's, let's, [SPEAKER_01]: a whole episode about sounding with the hockey stick.

[SPEAKER_01]: Let's fucking go.

[SPEAKER_01]: Take me there.

[SPEAKER_02]: I feel like they showed a little bit of pubs in a couple episodes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, one of the first two episodes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's the year of the Bush, the year of the Bush, sorry that they're on theme for the year.

[SPEAKER_02]: They're hot, they're both hot.

[SPEAKER_01]: I did see another piece of queer media this week.

[SPEAKER_01]: Have you seen the movie Plain Clothes?

[SPEAKER_01]: No, on my list though, no spoilers.

[SPEAKER_01]: No spoilers.

[SPEAKER_01]: You should watch it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Russell Tovie?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, and other people.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know who, but but it was it was definitely like more queer art than like gay softcore porn.

[SPEAKER_01]: So I watched I watched a gay film this week.

[SPEAKER_01]: Did you see twinless?

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I didn't, but people have been talking about it.

[SPEAKER_01]: You told me a little bit about it on we did our our Patreon monthly live stream and we were discussing you were saying [SPEAKER_02]: I thought Dylan O'Brien did what needed to be done.

[SPEAKER_02]: I thought he really showed the range playing two twin brothers who were very different from each other.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's all I'm gonna say on that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: But he also gets his naked as these boys do and he did rivalry.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Hold.

[SPEAKER_02]: He's topping from multiple angles.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, great.

[SPEAKER_02]: Good.

[SPEAKER_02]: He don't stretch it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm stringing.

[SPEAKER_02]: He gets us.

[SPEAKER_02]: He gets his pig suckle down.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh Okay If you're into that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay But anyway, um Yeah cool cool cool and I do have a couple things that just a quick hot topic that I know is important to our listeners Millie Bobby Brown has revealed no [SPEAKER_01]: She's changed her name after marrying Jake Bonjovie.

[SPEAKER_01]: Now I know we laugh.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know we giggle and I know we have a good time with Maleficent Bobby Browneth Bonjovie.

[SPEAKER_01]: However, let me know this.

[SPEAKER_01]: New name, quote, it's just Millie Bonny Bonjovie.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, that's it.

[SPEAKER_01]: No.

[SPEAKER_01]: Millie Bonny, Bon Jovi.

[SPEAKER_01]: First of all, I thought it was Bobby, and I'm having deja vu that we've had this exact conversation before, but there's it's Bonnie not Bobby.

[SPEAKER_01]: When did Bobby come into play?

[SPEAKER_02]: Listen, I don't like this as much as I don't like the outfit they had her in in the first four episodes of the new season of Stranger Things.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not watching it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.

[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, uh, um, she's, she's trying to give brand from the Goonies as a as a teen and it's not working.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: I said my penis.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, you're lying.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not lying.

[SPEAKER_01]: I say I.

[SPEAKER_01]: You're right that I don't know what's A.I.

[SPEAKER_02]: Anymore, and this is an I.

I'm the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I'm Googling New Millie Bobby Brown name.

[SPEAKER_02]: Here it is.

[SPEAKER_02]: USA today, a reputable source.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, got to get rid of, got to get rid of some ads.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's just Millie Bonnie Bon Jovi.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Millie Bon Bon, she said in the interview.

[SPEAKER_01]: Millie Bon Bon.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's a no for me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Top, sorry, Millie, it's over.

[SPEAKER_01]: Go back to where we need you to be.

[SPEAKER_01]: And that's Millie Bonny Bon Bon, Millie Bobby Brown, Millie Bonny, Bobby Brown Bon Jovi.

[SPEAKER_01]: Roll up as close to her.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm calling her Bon Bon Bon Jovi.

[SPEAKER_01]: Millie Bon Bon, shick your Millie Bon.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Kristina Million.

[SPEAKER_01]: Kristina Million.

[SPEAKER_01]: Who is Kristina Million?

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, and what else is on your list?

[SPEAKER_01]: We have big news for Franklin the Turtle.

[SPEAKER_01]: I tried to get us there earlier, but you kind of denied me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, well, that would have been a good segue from alligator to Turtle.

[SPEAKER_02]: I tried to, and then you were all on the same school as you well know.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, [SPEAKER_01]: Franklin the turtle, the U.S.

government made it, used AI to make a, you know, a generated image of Franklin the turtle shooting bombs at boats and posted it from an official U.S.

government, you know, a Twitter account and so Franklin the turtle, IP official.

[SPEAKER_01]: had to put out a statement that Franklin stands against war crimes and things of this nature.

[SPEAKER_02]: Crazy, crazy how quickly even Franklin the turtle spoke up before redacted, did about them using one of her songs.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I, and I've been laughing for three minutes because I thought the first time you brought this up, using Snapp and Terla Franklin the turtle, Snapp and the turtle, what?

[SPEAKER_02]: You know, that is a snap in Terla.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, you know about us.

[SPEAKER_02]: So well, don't do that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Don't you know about snap in Terla?

[SPEAKER_02]: Snap in Terla?

[SPEAKER_02]: Ben didn't snap in Terala?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Is it there a video or a beam of some, oh, what would try to say that?

[SPEAKER_02]: That's a snap in Terala.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: The turtle maybe is on a rock or something.

[SPEAKER_01]: But, honestly, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: We are officially, actually, this is important.

[SPEAKER_01]: Just for historical purposes, if you're listening to this episode in the future as of like this month, this week, [SPEAKER_01]: All things on the internet could be fake, because AI has passed the threshold.

[SPEAKER_01]: No image or video is no longer visible to the eye.

[SPEAKER_01]: Anything can be generated from AI.

[SPEAKER_01]: We are in a new era of human existence.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I own, I have.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, it was giving that on a cabbage patch doll's face.

[SPEAKER_02]: Perfect.

[SPEAKER_02]: Sign you up.

[SPEAKER_01]: Perfect, I kind of means a couple.

[SPEAKER_01]: Um, I know you said redacted didn't speak up about the use of her music.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, Sabrina Carpenter did because there's been a lot of people who did immediately.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, yeah, the government posted a video of like a montage of of ice arresting people and used a Sabrina Carpenter song.

[SPEAKER_01]: And she replied real quick and said, don't ever fucking do that with my music.

[SPEAKER_01]: blah blah blah yeah it's it's real easy to to say something to do something but so it makes it pretty obvious when somebody doesn't correct and search and search [SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's everything to me.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, then we will take this moment to remind you children again to go visit of mine and Tyler's Instagrams.

[SPEAKER_02]: There should be stories available for you to vote and see all the nominees for the twenty twenty five cycle bubble awards.

[SPEAKER_02]: And we will reveal the full list of nominees and the winners next week on the pod.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: So go vote right now.

[SPEAKER_01]: Viewers choice decides the winner.

[SPEAKER_01]: Get on in there.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, Corey, where can people find you?

[SPEAKER_02]: Bitch, you can find me.

[SPEAKER_02]: You can find me.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I don't know, probably probably review and people's, this is Spotify Rhaps.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know, I love that shit.

[SPEAKER_01]: Actually, where you can probably find Corey.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's actually where I'm going to be this week.

[SPEAKER_01]: You can find me doing the watermelon crawl all in some horse shit.

[SPEAKER_01]: Dang.

[SPEAKER_01]: I've been sending you, I've been sending you a lot of watermelon crawl tiktoks.

[SPEAKER_01]: You get, I love it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I love it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I love it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, well, you know that's one of my favorite dances in my top five favorite dances.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know I had to explain why I was sending to you.

[SPEAKER_01]: I said, well, that's Corey's dance.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's Corey's move.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's my, uh, it's me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Later, fine.