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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's it's time for Mariah to put out a brand deal, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, [SPEAKER_01]: The poison of capitalism grips on every beloved thing to squeeze the money out of it.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, is anything pleasant and nice?

[SPEAKER_01]: No.

[SPEAKER_01]: I guess it was always about capitalism.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's time for what?

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, heard a chart.

[SPEAKER_00]: Would you rather chart or a chart?

[SPEAKER_01]: Now we're talking.

[SPEAKER_01]: All righty.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, why not both?

[SPEAKER_01]: Are there any pop divas that have [SPEAKER_00]: Well, remember when Christina Aguilera sang it at a James's funeral, and people thought she had blood dripping down her leg, but it was just fake tanner.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know, it could happen to you.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm watching Dracula speaking of blood dripping down your leg.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm on season four.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Where am I on season three?

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: I never be sure.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think I think, well, I watched the, [SPEAKER_01]: I watched the resurrection, okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Wasn't that just like a two-hour episode?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, and to find out who's coming back for the following season.

[SPEAKER_01]: So I think I'm on the season with the people.

[SPEAKER_01]: So is that season three or four?

[SPEAKER_01]: I think I'm on one.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, I'm enjoying it, but it is, it's ooh, baby.

[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like it's gotten so good.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, I'm so happy I watched the first two seasons.

[SPEAKER_01]: We don't have to talk about it because I feel like we talked about it last week.

[SPEAKER_01]: But yes, I'm watching Dracula, scaryverse continues, even though we're in Christmas time.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, speaking of, I was talking about Dracula yesterday, even though I wasn't watching it.

[SPEAKER_00]: Because I was, I'm doing a first viewing of Lord of the Rings.

[SPEAKER_00]: Have you ever heard of it?

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: and a lot of the orcs.

[SPEAKER_00]: I do familiar with the orcs.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you know what?

[SPEAKER_00]: It is giving orcs.

[SPEAKER_00]: City.

[SPEAKER_00]: I said a lot of the orcs are I was just saying a lot of these orcs are what the contestants on Dragula look like.

[SPEAKER_01]: You're absolutely right orcs.

[SPEAKER_01]: The orcs from Lord of the Rings they should have an orcs.

[SPEAKER_01]: challenge.

[SPEAKER_01]: They do have a set about a challenge that was like kind of done to the drag queens.

[SPEAKER_01]: And so each of them had to do like a, you know, like L for, you know, one of the one of the one of the, one of the judges.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, Joe Ed.

[SPEAKER_00]: Um, you heard, have you heard of the gay men's chorus honey?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: What about an orchestra?

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, but it's all works.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oops all works.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oops all works.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: I think you're on to something.

[SPEAKER_00]: They should do a Dracula challenge like an orchestra, a singing challenge, [SPEAKER_01]: famously is not a choir, an orchestra's damn instruments instruments, but can my orchestra include my voice?

[SPEAKER_01]: Sure, I think very often a vocalist will accompany in orchestra.

[SPEAKER_01]: Telling me, telling me there's no singers allowed at my orchestra is not very yes and well, you know, well, I wasn't going to complain actually about Dracula, but I do have one complaint.

[SPEAKER_01]: And this is going to have some spoilers.

[SPEAKER_01]: So cover your ears or skip 15 seconds.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Go.

[SPEAKER_01]: They do a rock challenge every season.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's like a boy band challenge.

[SPEAKER_01]: A boy girl group challenge, okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: But it's like with rock, rock of drag, drag of rock, rock of, rock of blood or whatever.

[SPEAKER_01]: And the, they assign who is the lead singer for the two groups.

[SPEAKER_01]: And every season so far that I've watched, spoilers, [SPEAKER_01]: It's been the same person.

[SPEAKER_01]: The winner is a lead vocalist that was chosen by them to be the lead vocalist.

[SPEAKER_01]: So it's like, I just watched the episode from the most recent season I'm watching.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I said, if the winner of this challenge is one of the lead singers that was assigned to be the lead singer by the judges, I'm gonna be so annoyed.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then it turned out to be [SPEAKER_01]: That was there.

[SPEAKER_01]: The judges.

[SPEAKER_01]: Why are the judges assigning the roles?

[SPEAKER_01]: That's a great prigunta.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's a great prigunta.

[SPEAKER_01]: Why not have it be?

[SPEAKER_01]: One lead singer is the winner of the last challenge.

[SPEAKER_01]: One lead singer is the survivor of the last killing or make them pick roles like I'm making them make them pick out of a bag or something.

[SPEAKER_01]: So it's random.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, everyone's going to want to be the lead singer because historically the only winner of the challenge is a lead singer.

[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, I was annoyed.

[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck their orchestra.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, yes, um, yeah, speaking of, um, things.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Go off.

[SPEAKER_01]: Should we put a pin in Halloween?

[SPEAKER_01]: I have a couple Halloween.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think, I think we should.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's, it's November 11th.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know, but last week, we didn't record in time for Halloween.

[SPEAKER_01]: And so like we, this is us covering celebrity Halloween.

[SPEAKER_00]: I can't go back.

[SPEAKER_00]: We, but we can't go back.

[SPEAKER_00]: We must not go back.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you don't want to talk about poop.

[SPEAKER_00]: I just we talked about poot poots for Halloween we talked about poot being the pickle witch.

[SPEAKER_00]: It was all layered.

[SPEAKER_00]: She was poot was being the pickle witch as a as a as a teaser for Halloween.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, yeah, but well put's back, but you know my official stance what you know my official stance like like Oh, wow, I'm supposed to be wowed that a celebrity with endless amounts of cash and resources pulled off an incredible Halloween costume You're right You're like high-rank high-rank high-rank Medusa no one does it better than her No one hires more people than she does or what [SPEAKER_01]: You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, Megan the stallion as Greta from Gremlins.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was kind of like, yeah, I did that to once, yeah, to the fuck great.

[SPEAKER_01]: Did you see Addison Ray as as I spice I couldn't pick Addison Ray out of a line up and you know that could you pick Addison Ray as I spice out of it a line up?

[SPEAKER_00]: Barely, only because I Spice was on drag race.

[SPEAKER_00]: Did you see Julia Fox is Jackie O.

I don't know who that is either.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, Jackie.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, she was a first lady.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know her.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, Julia.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, [SPEAKER_01]: as Shrek at the Heidi Klum Halloween party.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna need you to put a little bit more pep in your Shrek because it was, he did the green on his face.

[SPEAKER_01]: I saw his Caucasian hands, his Caucasian neck.

[SPEAKER_01]: I thought, come on, you're at the Heidi Klum Halloween experience.

[SPEAKER_01]: You couldn't, you couldn't greenify?

[SPEAKER_01]: You couldn't, you're greeting.

[SPEAKER_01]: You couldn't dip it, pop it.

[SPEAKER_01]: He told the green to his face.

[SPEAKER_01]: He did green face.

[SPEAKER_01]: And it was not enough, and I'm so sorry, Darren.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I'm a Darren fan, but part of being a fan is holding your, your faiths accountable.

[SPEAKER_01]: Darren?

[SPEAKER_00]: No, do better.

[SPEAKER_00]: Do better.

[SPEAKER_00]: All right.

[SPEAKER_00]: Who else has money this year?

[SPEAKER_00]: What?

[SPEAKER_00]: Who else did a ad for Sephora to afford a Halloween costume?

[SPEAKER_00]: You want to know my new lie?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I tested it out this weekend.

[SPEAKER_01]: And it was a hit.

[SPEAKER_01]: My new lie.

[SPEAKER_01]: Short change got cast on the next season of Dracula.

[SPEAKER_01]: I have to drag you love.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: And you know what?

[SPEAKER_01]: I told somebody this weekend and he was gagging.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then I had to be like, that's just the lie.

[SPEAKER_01]: He said not true at all.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, he said, I don't think short change is ready for drag.

[SPEAKER_01]: I said, okay, well, that's not what we're having a conversation about.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was just trying to lie.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not trying to talk about it if it were true.

[SPEAKER_01]: Let me have my lie.

[SPEAKER_01]: Did you dress up and go, oh, no, baby, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, [SPEAKER_00]: cober starship close I did suggest what if we went as cober starships stands to the cober concert I thought nobody's gonna get it nobody's gonna know little niche I love gay Halloween what do you mean your cober starship at a cober concert now we're talking watching cober chi yes I don't know what that means but yes [SPEAKER_01]: I thought you watched Cobra Kai on Netflix.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what that is, or it means it was a movie Wasn't it a TV show?

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_00]: Cobra Kai.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's a it's a martial arts drama.

[SPEAKER_00]: Six seasons didn't catch it That did not that did not hit my eyes.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: I guess I'm making that up Nicki Minaj Nicki Megas [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's official.

[SPEAKER_01]: She went on another one of her little tie raids on Twitter and talking about how she's thankful for Trump.

[SPEAKER_01]: And she went on a following spree of Trump accounts and ladies, are we surprised?

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, people are saying she's, because you know, she's, is she married to the, to the man with, with sexual assault issues or, he's a predator or something or I, I'm gonna be honest with you.

[SPEAKER_00]: I stopped paying attention to her a while ago.

[SPEAKER_01]: What a great investment of your brain.

[SPEAKER_01]: You saved yourself a lot.

[SPEAKER_00]: She's, she's married, you say?

[SPEAKER_01]: She's married.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think she might be married to some type of sex pest.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I'm not quite sure on the details on that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Convicted maybe and people are saying oh, maybe she's just trying to get a pardon for her husband or something Who monkey doesn't that could be true.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know and a and yet another one ruins her legacy Wouldn't you much rather discuss the Mississippi monkeys and now who are they?

[SPEAKER_00]: You've heard nothing of the Mississippi bunkeys?

[SPEAKER_01]: Are they some type of baseball troop that dances and makes viral TikToks?

[SPEAKER_00]: No, what was that?

[SPEAKER_00]: Who was that?

[SPEAKER_00]: The bananas, some sort of baseball banana.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you tried to be monkeys.

[SPEAKER_00]: Are you trying to talk about the world series?

[SPEAKER_00]: The banana genanas?

[SPEAKER_00]: So picture it, a semi-truck, driving through Miami.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, Mrs.

B, okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Is that my truck driving through Mississippi?

[SPEAKER_00]: It turns over big accident.

[SPEAKER_01]: This happens all the time and things fall out.

[SPEAKER_01]: What fell out this time?

[SPEAKER_01]: 21 monkeys.

[SPEAKER_01]: This is like, okay, yes, and do each of them.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, a power.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, well, that's that's what we're trying to figure out here.

[SPEAKER_00]: So this truck falls over and Mississippi 21 monkeys are in it coming from who knows where medical research lab.

[SPEAKER_00]: five die in the accident.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, rip.

[SPEAKER_00]: RIP.

[SPEAKER_00]: I can't do the math that quick.

[SPEAKER_00]: Five die in the accident.

[SPEAKER_00]: Three escape.

[SPEAKER_01]: OK.

[SPEAKER_00]: The rest were down to 13.

[SPEAKER_00]: The rest is still in the cage in the truck.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh.

[SPEAKER_01]: OK.

OK.

[SPEAKER_00]: So my first question is, do you think the three, the three freed should have tried to save their friends or were they right to just run off into the bushes?

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you have to put your oxygen mask on yourself first.

[SPEAKER_01]: So maybe they were like, let's get the hell out of here, and assess the situation and we'll be back for our girls.

[SPEAKER_01]: They can't, if none of them get out, if none of them escape, then none of them escape.

[SPEAKER_01]: And so they need to get out so that they can replant to get back into, this is a great ice to we've got going on.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, it happened in Mississippi, Jasper County, Interstate 59, near mile marker, near mile marker 17 if you're wondering.

[UNKNOWN]: OK.

[SPEAKER_00]: So, so three of the monkeys are on the loose.

[SPEAKER_00]: People all over the news are like, where these test subjects coming from, you know, fake, fake media, it was all, those monkeys have herpes beyond the high alert.

[SPEAKER_01]: Monkey, herpes?

[SPEAKER_00]: could happen to you.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I think what they need to invest in is a trench coat and then do a little bit of a, you know, a little rascals.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, well, bad news.

[SPEAKER_00]: What?

[SPEAKER_00]: They caught one of the monkeys.

[SPEAKER_01]: Did this happen live while we're recording?

[SPEAKER_01]: What are you?

[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I've got information on the three fugitives.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, they're at large.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: One shot in the backyard by a woman defending her children.

[SPEAKER_00]: Is Mississippi a standard ground state?

[SPEAKER_00]: It does standard ground include monkeys?

[SPEAKER_00]: She shot it.

[SPEAKER_00]: She shot it.

[SPEAKER_00]: She had five kids between ages of 4 and 16 and she felt threatened so she shot it twice.

[SPEAKER_00]: Twice until it was dead.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: So there's one monkey left.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'll do you think it's a superhero.

[SPEAKER_00]: Origin story.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: I see.

[SPEAKER_01]: And what else?

[SPEAKER_01]: I do.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I think everything, everything hinges on this final monkey.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm trying to think of what's the title of the movie, the final monkey, the Mississippi monkeys.

[SPEAKER_01]: Her, monkey, herpy, monkey, herpy time.

[SPEAKER_01]: Monkey, herpy time.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if that.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if that's got Oscar winner written on it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I'm just first week green lit, then we worry about the Oscars.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: 21 monkeys.

[SPEAKER_00]: I think the last one is is I think the last one's coming back to save the other.

[SPEAKER_00]: What do you say 13?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, the final monkey.

[SPEAKER_00]: The final monkey on is way to save the 13.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know they're like brothers or play cousins or something.

[SPEAKER_01]: Monkey heist.

[SPEAKER_00]: Monkey heist, should we take the show on the road and head down to Jasper County near mile marker 17 to investigate?

[SPEAKER_00]: Sure, monkey heist, the musical.

[SPEAKER_01]: Snorris too, the monkey heist.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, speaking of heist, I did see something that really changes everything.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, bugonia?

[SPEAKER_01]: No.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know, Lavois from Drag Race UK.

[SPEAKER_01]: I do.

[SPEAKER_01]: See, Lavois?

[SPEAKER_01]: Lavois revealed.

[SPEAKER_01]: She was accidentally involved in the UK's biggest gem heist that happened in 2009.

[SPEAKER_01]: Did you see this?

[SPEAKER_01]: No.

[SPEAKER_01]: She revealed that she...

[SPEAKER_01]: did the makeup and prosthetics for the criminals that were involved in the 2009 graph diamonds robbery, the largest gem heist in British history, under the guys that she thought that the two were getting the work done for a music video.

[SPEAKER_01]: So she got hired to do the prosthetics in the makeup for these two guys.

[SPEAKER_01]: She was told that it was for a music video, turns out that they were committing the biggest heist in UK history.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, season six, wanted a twist.

[SPEAKER_01]: If you're doing, if you're doing an ocean's 11, I think Lev Wa would be good to have in the crew.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think we actually, we need Lev Wa in our oceans 11.

[SPEAKER_00]: I thought that you know they've caught Suspects from the Lairve robbery, well, was loved while involved.

[SPEAKER_00]: Two more subsets, Suspects charged with the Lairve Heist, was it one of the monkeys?

[SPEAKER_00]: They said they've caught four people now, but no signs of the jewels.

[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, well, you wouldn't be wearing that crown out in a bow.

[SPEAKER_00]: The fierce drag jewels are still at large.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: All right.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Um, great.

[SPEAKER_00]: So we so did the the the people was she a witness in this test that she testified and court.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's what everything I read to you is all I know.

[SPEAKER_00]: I saw something about her too, where she was learning something for the first time while she was like recording a TikTok.

[SPEAKER_00]: What was that?

[SPEAKER_01]: Was it about the joys?

[SPEAKER_01]: She was, I think she was recording a cameo on a cruise while the cruise went overboard.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, while the captain of the cruise made an announcement.

[SPEAKER_01]: And so she's mid-requording a cameo.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, we regret to inform you that the queen, her majesty, died.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, well, it's always at the scene of the crime.

[SPEAKER_01]: She is always [SPEAKER_01]: involved while she stays booked in busy.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, she's making her early bidding for the inevitable UK drag race all stars season.

[SPEAKER_01]: Honestly, we are robbed of Livua on an all-winner season, not to say I don't like who won her season, but Livua is a winner for me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe even a double crowning.

[SPEAKER_01]: Is there time to go back crowning?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, fairs track jewels.

[SPEAKER_00]: Now, okay, now I know how you feel about billionaires.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's picking up, speaking of fairs track jewel.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, did you hear who died?

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh gosh, which one?

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, the billionaire who invented the frozen burrito, data 88.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, are you feeling a little torn?

[SPEAKER_00]: Cause like, I know how you feel about billionaires, but I also know how you feel about a frozen burrito.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know what, that is so crazy.

[SPEAKER_01]: You bring up the word torn because cobra just released a song called torn.

[SPEAKER_01]: Natalie, I'm Bruglia.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, and I had to bring that up.

[SPEAKER_01]: I said, oh, like the Natalie, I'm Bruglia.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, like the one direction audition song?

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, like the, am I torn?

[SPEAKER_01]: What was the question?

[SPEAKER_00]: How do you feel about Duane Roberts billionaire who invented the frozen breedow dead at 88?

[SPEAKER_01]: Nothing's fine.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm torn.

[SPEAKER_01]: Tracks.

[SPEAKER_01]: I like the frozen burrito personally.

[SPEAKER_01]: Do I indulge in them?

[SPEAKER_01]: No.

[SPEAKER_01]: Is a hot, what is a hot pocket?

[SPEAKER_01]: But a frozen burrito.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know, the rebranding [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, they add a little bit of flaky crust.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's just a frozen burrito.

[SPEAKER_01]: Flaky buttery crust.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you know about that.

[SPEAKER_01]: A billion dollars from a frozen burrito and an empire.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, nobody becomes a billionaire without, you know, cheap labor without cheap labor without exploiting the working class exploitation.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, that's the word I was looking for.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm so sorry to say it, but if he, if once you reach billionaire status and you don't work to get rid of your billions and better the world, then I'm sorry, but there's no ethical billionaires and that includes all your faves and your faves could even be the inventor of the frozen burrito.

[SPEAKER_00]: Did you see Billie Eilish asked the billionaires if you are a billionaire.

[SPEAKER_01]: Why I did see that and she also The during that she made an announcement.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think or like I don't know if it was during that or that night or whatever That she was donating 11 million.

[SPEAKER_01]: Did I make that up?

[SPEAKER_01]: I thought you were gonna say she was announced a new album No, maybe may I don't know but I think I think it was announced that she's donating [SPEAKER_01]: I'll look up the figures, but what did she say to the billionaires?

[SPEAKER_00]: She said, if you are a billionaire, why are you a billionaire to Mark Zuckerberg?

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I think she asked the crowd.

[SPEAKER_01]: She was up there up at the podium, and Mark was in the crowd.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: She stood on business, I believe they say, as the kids say, she made an announcement [SPEAKER_01]: to support organizations projects and voices dedicated to food equity, client justice, and reducing carbon pollution, combating the climate crisis.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, good, great.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't like that society relies on celebrities doing this, and this is not me calling Billie Eilish's move a PR stunt, [SPEAKER_01]: PR stunts.

[SPEAKER_01]: No of people that have a lot of money that could be paying their fair share through, I don't know, some type of system that requires people to pay their fair share toward a fund that then gets redistributed to the people.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what we could possibly call that, but I don't know, a system that figures out what is equitable for everyone to contribute.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I like, instead, we just have to hope that celebrities decide to do a PR stunt of donating a big chunk that looks good, as I headline not to say that Billie Eilish is what she's doing.

[SPEAKER_01]: She really is putting her money where the her mouth is because she put what 11.5 million that's a big chunk, Mama.

[SPEAKER_01]: But I don't like to rely on people hoping that celebrities do something like this.

[SPEAKER_00]: I do like when they break it down and they're like, they're like, that donation would be like, somebody who makes $60,000 a year donating $50.

[SPEAKER_01]: Not that in the billy i-lish case, but you wouldn't know when i've seen it when billy And when it's when somebody says oh Mark Zuckerberg don't need a million dollars to whatever You don't need it a hundred thousand dollars to something and it's like okay well the equivalent is like What could have been an anacast right?

[SPEAKER_01]: $10.

[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_01]: I do like Billie Eilish speaking some truth to power if it takes some hutspa to go up on stage and say that to a room of rich people and have the person who needs to hear it hear it without having a chance to ignore it, like it really forced to the headline, it really forced to the conversation.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of like what what she can do at the moment at the time, and I appreciate it.

[SPEAKER_00]: Speaking of mistruths.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: New, new feud of the year nominee.

[SPEAKER_00]: Who?

[SPEAKER_00]: Billy, I was playing.

[SPEAKER_00]: Zuckerberg.

[SPEAKER_00]: Kim K versus NASA.

[SPEAKER_00]: Did you hear?

[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, versus NASA.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, I didn't hear.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, she did she's denying the moon landing.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I did see that.

[SPEAKER_01]: I did.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, she's like, well, just, just look it up.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's very think about it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Talk about it.

[SPEAKER_01]: So what's her, her issue with the moon landing is that it was faked and you can tell because of the the footprints of the boat.

[SPEAKER_00]: She saw, she saw some of the mashups of Buzz Aldern going around where [SPEAKER_00]: Saying things like we didn't go there, um, I snobbed it because I I too had seen the video she saw where it was like a mega cut of of them saying he was admitting they never went but if you watch the full interviews which you know misinformation Okay misinformation so anyways NASA had to put out a statement [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, they got, they got one of the first female astronauts to tell her off.

[SPEAKER_00]: Hell yeah, was it Katy Perry?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, as the first, as the first of you, I asked her not it was in fact Katy Perry.

[SPEAKER_01]: I did see some people being Katy Perry in that blue jumper withholding a daisy.

[SPEAKER_01]: I thought that's a fun costume.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, he has sand.

[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't do it.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, I didn't even get to wear my costume.

[SPEAKER_00]: Not that we're talking about a Holloway in.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, we're not.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, I didn't even get to have my zoom is my zoom holiday party at work.

[SPEAKER_01]: Damn.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_01]: We all would have voted for you.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think.

[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think you would have.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: I got a couple political things.

[SPEAKER_00]: Not to get political.

[SPEAKER_00]: So, Erica Kirk, how long till she's undancing with the stars?

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, we got three, the, the, the road before her splits into three paths on the left.

[SPEAKER_01]: We have dancing with the stars.

[SPEAKER_01]: In the middle, she becomes, J.D.

[SPEAKER_00]: J.D.

[SPEAKER_01]: Vance is my wife.

[SPEAKER_01]: Nope, nope, that's the right.

[SPEAKER_01]: In the middle, she's J.D.

[SPEAKER_01]: Vance's vice president pick on the right.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's J.D.

[SPEAKER_01]: Vance's new wife.

[SPEAKER_00]: What's she gonna do?

[SPEAKER_01]: We'll have to get an Etsy witch to predict this and then my other political hot topic So you know how they're redoing the the white house the white house the the ball room Beautiful gowns beautiful dresses so like That's not what they're doing right no They're making a bunker.

[SPEAKER_01]: They're making a bunker under there or Diddy little baby daddy dokey dunker bunker [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I'm seeing some things and it's making me think some things and it's like Sam, they're really acting like they're doing the ballroom, but baby, they are reads doing the bunker because he's not leaving because it's not going to be good, it's not good, it's no good, no bueno, no good, and he's going to hide down there and he's going to say I'm down here.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm underneath it.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's bonking.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's going to be bonking.

[SPEAKER_00]: Bottom bunker.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they're going to have to put an elevator though because he's not going to be able to do stairs much longer.

[SPEAKER_00]: Drag his ass.

[SPEAKER_00]: Old people are hard.

[SPEAKER_00]: Stairs are hard for old people.

[SPEAKER_00]: Don't you know, don't you know, I know, it's big of a speaking of love.

[SPEAKER_00]: Wow, wasn't it her, wasn't it her roast sketch that was all when does it, when does it change from tripping to I had a fall?

[SPEAKER_00]: Because old people I had a fall young people tripped.

[SPEAKER_00]: Old old people had a fall.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, girl.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, talk about stand up fall down.

[SPEAKER_01]: Um, do you remember being in the womb?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that girl from Survivor said she did.

[SPEAKER_00]: I know.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm asking if you remember.

[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, not the girl.

[SPEAKER_01]: She has a name.

[SPEAKER_01]: Shannon, you, your guess is as good as mine.

[SPEAKER_00]: Shane, there's a lot of, there is a lot of shannon, sage, Sophie, Sophie again.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm so sorry, and I have we discussed this, but like, if you are in casting, and I think we know who does the casting.

[SPEAKER_01]: If you are in casting, and if you cast two people with the same name for the same show, and you don't even give us the common courtesy of the last initial, you just wanted to know.

[SPEAKER_00]: One spells with an eye and one spells with an eye, e.

And very Cory with a K.

Do they ever do for an eye?

[SPEAKER_00]: Like that?

[SPEAKER_00]: No, because the other Sophie has gotten three confessional across six episodes.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry, but it pissed me off.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's almost...

[SPEAKER_01]: If you, if you pull something like that, [SPEAKER_01]: Disqualification for best casting for the Emmys.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, see you next year.

[SPEAKER_01]: Stunt Queen.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's a stunt in the worst way possible.

[SPEAKER_01]: No.

[SPEAKER_01]: And a slap on the wrist is not enough.

[SPEAKER_00]: What bothers me is I thought one of them's.

[SPEAKER_00]: I thought one of them's names was like Sophia.

[SPEAKER_01]: But no, she could have, just, or have one go by soaf or something.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, yeah, maybe next time, season 50 is upon us.

[SPEAKER_01]: When I was in kindergarten and there was another Matthew, I did what needed to be done.

[SPEAKER_00]: uh...

uh...

well i heard i heard they filmed season thirty nine of the amazing race which means make sure you're answering your phone because now now is when they'll be calling for forty oh baby i don't answer my phone answer your phone are you okay i'll check by about check by email is it time to put that out into the universe that we're ready to win amazing race you we should we should we should pick up our cardio [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, where are you talking to?

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, I saw the, I never look up spoilers, even though amazing races, one of the easiest shows to look up spoilers for.

[SPEAKER_00]: I saw the like cast leak and I knew, and we know somebody on the next season of the amazing race.

[SPEAKER_00]: And so I was like, oh dang, they filmed season 39 in September, so that means they're getting it ready for what, like, February, March of next year, [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, next June.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm assuming they'll film it in like mayor June.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so keep me in June open, so you're saying I can't go to Coachella.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you're saying they can't do the prior.

[SPEAKER_00]: You can't do the prior.

[SPEAKER_00]: I can't do the prior.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, we're going to start manifesting now.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, everyone.

[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, season 40, it's, it's for us.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's, they can't, I don't think they could pull off an all-winner season, like they did with survivor for 40.

[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm like, maybe it'll be all final three's?

[SPEAKER_00]: What, either way, either will be racing or I'll be watching on television.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: What?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: That is how it works.

[SPEAKER_00]: I guess I'd say either way I'll be seated or seated on the airplane traveling.

[SPEAKER_00]: There we go.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Honestly, I'm ready for our third try just for the miles.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, I know.

[SPEAKER_00]: I miss that status.

[SPEAKER_00]: I like like my status if you like my status.

[SPEAKER_00]: Now we're [SPEAKER_01]: Um, honestly, uh, we went through every single bullet point on my list.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hmm.

[SPEAKER_00]: So all I all I had left was a Brittany deleted her Instagram.

[SPEAKER_00]: So let's have a little keep her in her thoughts and prayers, y'all.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's the burning of the digital library of Alexandria.

[SPEAKER_01]: Let's hope so.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's all right.

[SPEAKER_00]: Where can people find you?

[SPEAKER_01]: You can find me, oh my god, I'm already down here in the bunker.

[SPEAKER_01]: But you're isn't daddy thinking don't girl bunker?

[SPEAKER_01]: If you, if you smell something.

[SPEAKER_01]: Daddy didn't girl in the donkey bunkie.

[SPEAKER_01]: Did you say donkey monkey?

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I'm the missing monkey in the daddy-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding- [SPEAKER_00]: Aiding in a bedding?

[SPEAKER_00]: Aiding in a bedding, love-wying.

[SPEAKER_00]: I will be aiding in a bedding, the final monkey from the Mississippi Monkey Crash.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's kind of the plot of service.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: Until we can free.

[SPEAKER_00]: Until we can.

[SPEAKER_00]: I think that missing one thing.

[SPEAKER_00]: Until we can free the 13th brethren.

[SPEAKER_00]: Uh...

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: All right, bye.