[UNKNOWN]: You [SPEAKER_01]: Hi everyone, my name is Tyler Oakley and you are listening to Psychobabble, an unfiltered half hour of gossip sessions, pop culture scrutiny, and stories we've never told in videos.

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[SPEAKER_01]: This week we discussed Pluribus and Quiet Piggy, the proper weights where the new Beyonce bang thong, how the boulet brothers are my Tia's Daylose Muertos, and what we're using [SPEAKER_01]: Subscribe anywhere you listen to podcasts and join our exclusive psychobabble community at patreon.com slash psychobabble If you're not on our discord, you're only getting half the babble But uh, down on that, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, [SPEAKER_01]: I was kind of given like a little bit of other side, you know, a little bit of duets.

[SPEAKER_01]: I guess you can.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I guess you are so well, okay, I guess.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, well, he's he's dead.

[SPEAKER_00]: Who the tequila hit maker dead.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's a Kila hit maker.

[SPEAKER_00]: That was the song we were doing.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Girl, I stay milking.

[SPEAKER_01]: They call me the milk maid.

[SPEAKER_00]: You think that's three eye atlas, the aliens are coming.

[SPEAKER_00]: What do you think about that?

[SPEAKER_01]: What do you mean three eye atlas?

[SPEAKER_01]: What does that mean?

[SPEAKER_00]: What?

[SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean?

[SPEAKER_00]: You don't know about three eye atlas.

[SPEAKER_00]: I've been offline for a day.

[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe this has, they've been tracking this shit for like two months, if not longer.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, explain it to me, look, I've never heard about it because it seems like I've never heard about it.

[SPEAKER_00]: Three eye atlas, let me tell you, it's, it's coming.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, it was an interstellar, it was an interstellar comment first discovered in July and it's been slowly making its way to us And it's flat and it's long and it's like leaving a little tail of energy behind it like a ship Okay, you haven't heard any of this [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe, I feel like there's always some rock coming our way and then going past it.

[SPEAKER_00]: They say they say it's it's admitting a frequency and a noise.

[SPEAKER_00]: You're okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, a lot of things that when you throw them go, woosh.

[SPEAKER_01]: Objects and motion stay in motion.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's what I've been saying.

[SPEAKER_01]: So like what do you want it to do slow down?

[SPEAKER_01]: Do a little spin?

[SPEAKER_01]: What would say?

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you're a little curiosity.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I think it like boomerangged around the sun.

[SPEAKER_00]: Now it's like coming back toward us.

[SPEAKER_00]: I think it'll I think it'll be closest to us on earth on like Christmas.

[SPEAKER_00]: Jesus, it could be Jesus.

[SPEAKER_01]: likely thing for a celestial object to do, you know, would be pulled around by bigger things around it, you know.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not gagged.

[SPEAKER_01]: Once it does a kick flip, once it does a little oochiscoochie, once it does the watermelon crawl, then we'll we can talk.

[SPEAKER_00]: it'll be the closest to us on December 19th.

[SPEAKER_00]: So where will you be on December 19th?

[SPEAKER_00]: Sitten, sitting at home, playing Pokemon maybe, sitting on the toilet, sitting on the toilet, not sitting on the toilet, sitting on the toilet.

[SPEAKER_01]: I've recently added that to the soundboard and the kids don't know it.

[SPEAKER_01]: The kids don't know it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I find so much of the soundboard is me educating the children about her story.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know what they say?

[SPEAKER_00]: Kids these days are dumb.

[SPEAKER_00]: I've been saying that.

[SPEAKER_00]: Now flush.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, flush.

[SPEAKER_00]: It was a said now, the toilet.

[SPEAKER_00]: I know I had something else to say.

[SPEAKER_00]: What was it?

[SPEAKER_01]: OK, so we think it could be.

[SPEAKER_01]: It could be Jesus.

[SPEAKER_01]: It could be Santa.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Since when did we start thinking Santa only served earth?

[SPEAKER_01]: Your idea of Santa is so limited.

[SPEAKER_01]: You don't think he's delivering good to a seller, interstellarly?

[SPEAKER_00]: You don't think the children of Mars deserve present honey?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I do, actually, the worms of Saturn, the little worms, the worms of Saturn's rings, they deserve a little sweet treat, they deserve a lottery ticket to scratch, and they're little stocking, they're, you know, you know how stockings are for human feet.

[SPEAKER_01]: What fits better in a stocking than a worm?

[SPEAKER_00]: I can't, I, when I think you're right, Craig, did you ever have a glow worm?

[SPEAKER_01]: Did I ever have a glow worm?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, are you watching Pluribus?

[SPEAKER_01]: A glow worm wrapped like a little swaddled baby?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I did.

[SPEAKER_01]: Are you watching Pluribus?

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm not.

[SPEAKER_01]: I can only watch one thing at a time and right now I'm watching all of Dracula.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know this.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, Pluribus, new show has to do with space, has to do with aliens.

[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe question mark?

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Are you gay?

[SPEAKER_00]: How could I do?

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm three episodes in and I am enjoying it.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's it's space related.

[SPEAKER_00]: You want me to tell you about it?

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, here I go.

[SPEAKER_00]: Plurabus, plurabus, plurabus.

[SPEAKER_00]: Plurabus.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's plurabus.

[SPEAKER_01]: Plurabusy, pluribus.

[SPEAKER_01]: Pluribus.

[SPEAKER_01]: Cletus, the pluribus.

[SPEAKER_01]: Is it, what does plurabus mean?

[SPEAKER_01]: Is it the name of the species of alien?

[SPEAKER_01]: Is it, is it, is it the name of the ship?

[SPEAKER_01]: What are we talking?

[SPEAKER_00]: Claribus.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: And three I Atlas.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, well, so there they are, the aliens.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, it's like, it's like alien bacteria.

[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe I don't know.

[SPEAKER_00]: We're figuring it out as we go along, but this bacteria came down to earth and it infected all the people, except for like 10.

[SPEAKER_00]: And so everybody, everyone who was infected has like a hive mind, is that what they call it?

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like they are, they are all, it is all one entity that can control and interact and has all the knowledge of the Earth from all the people that are connected within.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, this is a Rick and Morty episode, but keep going.

[SPEAKER_01]: Is it?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: And what is that other?

[SPEAKER_01]: Where is that other cartoon you like?

[SPEAKER_01]: Rick dates the entity.

[SPEAKER_00]: Really?

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, how?

[SPEAKER_00]: It's just one entity.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, Rick dates the entity.

[SPEAKER_01]: And so he's like kind of dating everyone on earth through, you know, the entity through them.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to say I'm to Googling is Plurvis like that Rick and Morty episode.

[SPEAKER_00]: Any, we'll see what they say.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, they're going to say yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yep.

[SPEAKER_01]: Where he says the system, the system.

[SPEAKER_00]: The show Plurvis is heavily inspired by the Rick and Morty episode auto erotic assimilation.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.

[SPEAKER_01]: There you go.

[SPEAKER_00]: though the creator's claim it not to be a direct copy but rather a new take on a sci-fi trope.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean I like the episodes so maybe I'll like the series I guess.

[SPEAKER_00]: Both shows feature a hive mind kind concept of our character interacts with a planet or species that has merged into a single consciousness.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: And what is it on?

[SPEAKER_01]: Apple.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, Apple.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you know, I just got a push out of the vacation that while presents plus is going up $10 a year.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I had to think, do I mean, can't let's drag race, you can drag race, et cetera.

[SPEAKER_01]: And what is here's $10 a year more worth it?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: Here's here's what I'm telling.

[SPEAKER_00]: Here's what I tell my mom every time she calls me and asks about like, Hulu and Netflix and is it worth it?

[SPEAKER_00]: I say, baby, you can pay for it for two months to watch your one little show and then cancel.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: This isn't, this isn't cable of the 90s.

[SPEAKER_00]: You're not locked into a three-year contract.

[SPEAKER_00]: I told my mom, if you want to watch Handmaid's Tale, you get that who Lou for six weeks or whatever you need.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you know how people are like, it's my birthday, send nudes.

[SPEAKER_01]: You're like, send logins.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: If you really like me, if you care about me, if you loved me, don't send me a nude, but you could.

[SPEAKER_00]: But send me a logina.

[SPEAKER_00]: No.

[SPEAKER_00]: See, you're always, you're always leeching off the logins.

[SPEAKER_00]: I have a nice little setup where I have like four friends and we each pay for two and then we share like eight across.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: So that's why I'm on that verbal admitted.

[SPEAKER_00]: You, uh, and on that, you, what are you bringing to the table?

[SPEAKER_01]: I've already asked to get in on that and you, you denied me.

[SPEAKER_00]: You said, we're, we're not interested in your, we're not interested in your while presents plus password, no, by, well, if, when, when three I atlas comes in, we all become, um, hive mind consciousness.

[SPEAKER_00]: You will know all the passwords and the log ends now.

[SPEAKER_00]: We're talking.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: I wouldn't mind the consciousness adding me to the group chat if you will.

[SPEAKER_00]: Speaking of the wow presents, did you hear the rumor is it that there is like, you know all that you know drag race Oh, it's going to have us spin off supposedly in the works a drag race spin off season featuring all older queens It's giving golden golden batch Like golden drag queen.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, you know what I would love that because I feel it's killing the past few normal seasons have been very young And there's nothing wrong with that.

[SPEAKER_01]: I like a fresh you know [SPEAKER_01]: kick, but I do think when they inevitably have one older queen, it's kind of like, okay, well, I hope they may get far, but often it's harder to.

[SPEAKER_00]: And to be fair, I don't know if I read this as [SPEAKER_01]: The golden oldies hosted by all stars all all stars old girls.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, love walk it be there [SPEAKER_01]: Nicole Page.

[SPEAKER_01]: Brooke.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Tempest is yours.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, a lot of them are older now.

[SPEAKER_01]: Anybody that was on season 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know, their ages are, they're not still the age you watched them.

[SPEAKER_01]: Let's just say that.

[SPEAKER_00]: Listen, survive survivor once did a season of old women versus young women versus old men versus young men.

[SPEAKER_00]: You should know I would now be in the old men tribe.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, didn't they do a race war season, they were like, okay, Asians versus Black people.

[SPEAKER_00]: Let's get this white versus Hispanics.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's crazy.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's crazy.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I fear asking who won the season, the Asians.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, collectively work.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, thank you.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: What do you watch?

[SPEAKER_00]: You're watching the Golden Bachelor.

[SPEAKER_00]: I got it.

[SPEAKER_00]: I got it.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I would not watch the Golden Bachelor, but I would watch the Golden Drag Race.

[SPEAKER_01]: I would because you know what I think it would be.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think that they would not be afraid to be themselves the same way.

[SPEAKER_01]: A lot of younger queens are self-sensoring for, you know, their career's post-drag.

[SPEAKER_01]: A lot of the older queens would be like, bitch, I've been doing this for 20 years.

[SPEAKER_01]: I've said and done things that would get you canceled in a minute, like, let's fucking go.

[SPEAKER_01]: They don't care.

[SPEAKER_01]: They've had their career.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, the final four of Survivor Cook Islands slash race wars.

[SPEAKER_00]: two Asians, one black, one Hispanic.

[SPEAKER_01]: White people got out as they should.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I hope that all the non-white people realized let's get rid of the white people because I guarantee the white people without even thinking it or thinking it did that themselves to all non-white people.

[SPEAKER_01]: I get annoyed every season and I've only been watching a couple of seasons, but correct me if I'm wrong, but this has happened every season.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, it's happened quite a bit in the new era of survivor, but, but.

[SPEAKER_00]: And, and the the person who has eliminated last week was was speaking on it.

[SPEAKER_00]: Though the second person vote out to the jury was talking on an inclimplaning about it and I was like, but you voted the way you voted at the first Tribal Council.

[SPEAKER_00]: So what's really going on?

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, and there you have it, um, yeah, no, I am enjoying Dracula because I feel, because I feel like, um, it's it's [SPEAKER_01]: It is so diverse in so many ways that when I came back and as I'm watching all of Dracula right now, I am watching UK season what six or seven what's live right now seven seven.

[SPEAKER_01]: and it was eight white gays in a room and I thought, oh, this is so stale compared to the level of diversity.

[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like I'm getting on Dracula in just like perspectives and forms of drag and like the free curry.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, um, well, well, we haven't spoke on Drag Race due cases in seven, once this entire season, [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I have mama A and enjoying mama will continue to watch mama has someone she wants to win but mama won't delete her while presents plus account [SPEAKER_00]: I might put it on pause until.

[SPEAKER_00]: No way, Canada is coming back, you can't pause it.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know, you know, I've just, I have not been a Canada fan in a long time.

[SPEAKER_01]: Which is insane because I am, I am a, I'm a Canada truther, okay?

[SPEAKER_01]: There's nothing wrong with Canada.

[SPEAKER_01]: Let's just say that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Canada is, I would say one of the supreme, [SPEAKER_01]: franchise.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'll dabble, but I might just be renewing that while presents the plus password once a year for for UK at this point.

[SPEAKER_01]: Whatever, Hater, Hater's to the love.

[SPEAKER_01]: Do you have a shutter account?

[SPEAKER_00]: No, get I borrow your login.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, so now you want the shutter account login to watch Dracula.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Good.

[SPEAKER_01]: I borrow your login.

[SPEAKER_01]: I love, sorry.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you remind me, [SPEAKER_01]: No, I've watched Titans one.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, that's right.

[SPEAKER_01]: I just finished Titans one.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, but I watched all of the seasons leading up to Titans one.

[SPEAKER_01]: And now I'm watching the, whatever, the, Dracula five.

[SPEAKER_01]: Cause was Titans one, including one through four.

[SPEAKER_01]: Baby, you got, you got to tell me.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_00]: But I, you watched Titans one without horrible finale.

[SPEAKER_01]: I hear what you're saying now, it was bizarre.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think that they were just trying to stop any spoilers from happening or they wanted to reveal the winner live somewhere, like maybe on tour, or something.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm afraid to Google anything about Dracula because I'm yeah, that's out there.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry spoiler to win or not win, who knows what I'm saying actually never mind.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, this air user go, who cares?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you're always being very nice to people.

[SPEAKER_01]: I wanted...

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: The level of drag was great from the winner, so I'm not complaining.

[SPEAKER_01]: But the finale itself did leave something to be desired.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, okay, show me the blood, because usually they pour a bucket of blood on the winner.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's giving Carrie.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, come on.

[SPEAKER_01]: Now, give it to me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Give it to me.

[SPEAKER_01]: I am, I am loving Dracula.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: I want to tweet.

[SPEAKER_01]: I love Dracula every time I watch an episode.

[SPEAKER_01]: It really is that bitch.

[SPEAKER_01]: And having watched from the beginning, you see just how far it's come.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my God, it is so good.

[SPEAKER_01]: And the hosts, though I have a couple complaints.

[SPEAKER_01]: What are their names?

[SPEAKER_01]: I've watched how many seasons of Dracula and I don't know their names just offhand.

[SPEAKER_01]: I have to look it up every time.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's like swan and something.

[SPEAKER_01]: See, see?

[SPEAKER_00]: And, but like, I only watched one season though, but I grew to a grah, I felt like it was never really said.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's Dracula.

[SPEAKER_01]: I thought it was Dracula Morda.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's Dracula Morda Bulae and Swan Thula Bulae.

[SPEAKER_01]: They need to start every episode with Hello Swantula, Hello Dreck.

[SPEAKER_01]: Morda.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hello, Drak Morda.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hello, Swantula.

[SPEAKER_01]: Just that needs to be on the tip of their tongue so that it can at least touch my tongue because it is so outside of the realm of I know them as the Boo Lay brothers.

[SPEAKER_01]: If if Rupal is mother, they are my tears.

[SPEAKER_01]: My tears.

[SPEAKER_01]: They less wear your brother.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's what are you talking about?

[SPEAKER_01]: No, they're my tears.

[SPEAKER_01]: They lost wear to us.

[SPEAKER_01]: See, oh, yeah, I guess they're my brothers.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, they're brothers, but they're my Tias.

[SPEAKER_01]: Are they really brothers?

[SPEAKER_01]: No, they're together together.

[SPEAKER_00]: Insass?

[SPEAKER_01]: Conjoined.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I got it.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm learning, I'm listening, I'm learning.

[SPEAKER_01]: I, yeah, no, I love them.

[SPEAKER_01]: I need to be involved in dragula someday in some capacity.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't care if I'm killed in a challenge or something, or like try out, baby.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, the level of drag now on season whatever I'm on is next level.

[SPEAKER_01]: They passed the threshold of DIY.

[SPEAKER_01]: They passed the threshold of made in the work room.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, um, it's all prosthetics now.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's, it's, it's major.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I, yeah, no, I love it.

[SPEAKER_00]: I did see a TikTok that said rumored cast for the next dragonly season, not that I would know anybody, but what a name stuck out in my head, which was Christina the clown.

[SPEAKER_01]: Christina the clown would I like do you know you know like no you like you know crusty the clown oh okay what you know the clown there's a lot of gender bending and a lot of um drag king and clownery and clownery oh girl there's clownery honey and um [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, it's, uh, any type of freak can get on there.

[SPEAKER_01]: Somebody just pooped out of their mouth on the episode.

[SPEAKER_01]: I just watched last night.

[SPEAKER_01]: I thought this is sick.

[SPEAKER_01]: This is sick.

[SPEAKER_00]: Didn't that, didn't that happen on, uh, flavor of love?

[SPEAKER_01]: No, when she, when she was going down the stairs and she pooped out of her dress, [SPEAKER_01]: that was insane.

[SPEAKER_01]: That was insane.

[SPEAKER_00]: Ben there.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, I haven't actually.

[SPEAKER_00]: Have you ever had someone tell you quiet piggy when you've been speaking?

[SPEAKER_00]: Probably.

[SPEAKER_01]: Probably.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I know this is said every time something happens about Trump, but like, [SPEAKER_00]: any other president would be a scandal any other president would have to baby baby they were mad at Obama for wearing a tan suit now i yeah i am they were mad at Joe Biden for the way he wrote a bike where they i missed that because he wore a helmet or something or maybe he fell off a bike [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I just think, and then bring back, bring back the era.

[SPEAKER_00]: You remember when it used to be like February 2nd, 2013 Tyler noticed.

[SPEAKER_00]: Groundhog's Day?

[SPEAKER_00]: Why aren't people on?

[SPEAKER_00]: Why aren't these people these these journalists changing their their Instagram bios this is Trump called me piggy out 11 18 25 If Trump called me piggy date the bios the district lines would have a new hat yesterday.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay [SPEAKER_01]: girl.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's missing you to you.

[SPEAKER_01]: And when are we going to get a response from Miss Piggy?

[SPEAKER_01]: When is Miss Piggy going to weigh in on that?

[SPEAKER_01]: Come on now.

[SPEAKER_01]: Is is district line still open?

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, quiet piggy.

[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't like it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't like that.

[SPEAKER_01]: But, you know, what are what are you going to do, I guess?

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, protest.

[SPEAKER_00]: Are you in the mood for Christmas?

[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_00]: Because I have two Christmas talking points.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: First of all, and most importantly, [SPEAKER_00]: Family stone sequel in the works.

[SPEAKER_00]: Wow, this is you can happen to you.

[SPEAKER_00]: It could happen to you Okay, and who's in who's out?

[SPEAKER_01]: Is anybody from the cast dead?

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_00]: It was just yeah Yes, Diane Keaton just died, but she also died in the movie [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, well, then butterbbing, butterbones.

[SPEAKER_00]: Spoiler, sorry.

[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry if you haven't seen the family stone all this time and I just ruined it for you.

[SPEAKER_00]: Diane Keaton dies at the end.

[SPEAKER_01]: Of what?

[SPEAKER_01]: Of what?

[SPEAKER_01]: Life?

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, we all die at the end of life.

[SPEAKER_00]: We all die when three eye Atlas gets here.

[SPEAKER_00]: Second of all.

[SPEAKER_00]: Are you buying the Beyonce bang thong set for Christmas?

[SPEAKER_00]: Seven thongs for $75.

[SPEAKER_00]: When you say bang, does that mean it has bangs?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, well, no, copyright, because you know, the Kardashians came out with the, with the bangs underwear earlier this year.

[SPEAKER_00]: So it does have bangs or it doesn't have bangs.

[SPEAKER_00]: It has the word bang.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you know, in her cowboy character era, it's very like bang, pow.

[SPEAKER_00]: Bang.

[SPEAKER_00]: Beyonce bang thong set.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Are you in?

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm not in.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I'm gonna be so for real with you.

[SPEAKER_01]: I've never worn a thong here.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's got, it's got, it's got this here.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'll tell you, it's just got here.

[SPEAKER_01]: Here's that here, yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Great Scott.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, shut the hell up.

[SPEAKER_01]: Have you ever worn a thong?

[SPEAKER_00]: No.

[SPEAKER_00]: People say they like it on their whole.

[SPEAKER_00]: if just wearing a juxtap backwards count.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, um, tuck it in or leave it baggy or what?

[SPEAKER_01]: Or what is the pouch holding your little bunny tail?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: You've never accidentally put out a jock strap backwards.

[SPEAKER_01]: Girl.

[SPEAKER_01]: Micromatic a jock strap stays backwards.

[SPEAKER_00]: So one thong has bang across the waistline.

[SPEAKER_00]: One thong has a bang on the crotch.

[SPEAKER_00]: One thong has cowboy Carter across the waistline.

[SPEAKER_00]: One has money on it.

[SPEAKER_00]: One has like a flannel pattern.

[SPEAKER_00]: One has Christmas bells.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, this is an eight pack, you say?

[SPEAKER_01]: seven pack are seven thongs for seventy five dollars a good dealer no no that's that's a square yard of fabric that's ten dollars per thong yeah well i guess if you if you are investing in Beyonce merch that's like maybe a good deal that's one for each day of the week well the pens what what kind of shenanigans [SPEAKER_00]: All right, all right.

[SPEAKER_00]: Speaking of Kim Kardashian, girl, she was, she was mad at the psychics who said she was gonna pass the bar.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't care about her.

[SPEAKER_01]: She sucks.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's opening 15 skimms stores in Israel.

[SPEAKER_00]: Dang, uh, oh, good.

[SPEAKER_00]: You finally joined me with not caring about her.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no, I care.

[SPEAKER_01]: I care.

[SPEAKER_01]: I care to not care.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I'm saying?

[SPEAKER_01]: I care.

[SPEAKER_01]: I care.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know you don't care too much.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, it's satisfying to see somebody who can buy anything in the world, be unable to buy one thing.

[SPEAKER_00]: You think you're smart because you got your fucking degree?

[SPEAKER_00]: Is that precious?

[SPEAKER_00]: And my featuring Monique.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yes, yes, yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, and featuring, do you have that on your soundboard because that is a good one?

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think I have anything from precious on the soundboard now.

[SPEAKER_00]: Just precious half a more quotable line.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you think you're smart because you have your degree?

[SPEAKER_01]: because you got your fucking degree.

[SPEAKER_00]: Does this actually throw a TV over the rail?

[SPEAKER_01]: There's a lot of throwing actually in that movie.

[SPEAKER_00]: Damn.

[SPEAKER_00]: And not enough throwing ass.

[SPEAKER_00]: As is it you over throw ass in a Beyonce 7 pack bang thongset for 75 dollars.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, but, okay, so say I'm trying to wear everybody's underwear.

[SPEAKER_01]: Beyonce's thong, Gaga's chromatica, jockstrap, jockstrap.

[SPEAKER_01]: Does anybody else have anything?

[SPEAKER_01]: I think, does a real housewife have a depend?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, Rihanna has her underwear, too, you know.

[SPEAKER_00]: What's it all about?

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then the Kardashian Merkin.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I'm trying to bundle.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to bundle.

[SPEAKER_00]: Everybody, everyone has underwear.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure Kelly Clarkson has underwear.

[SPEAKER_00]: Kelly Clarkson underwear merch.

[SPEAKER_00]: Give me in.

[SPEAKER_00]: There.

[SPEAKER_00]: I know Ellen does this Kelly Clarkson addicted panties.

[SPEAKER_00]: Is this right?

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, addicted addicted.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I'm thinking sober.

[SPEAKER_00]: This is apparently she did have underwear.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'm sure I can find some on eBay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: You stored it.

[SPEAKER_00]: Why?

[SPEAKER_00]: You want what?

[SPEAKER_00]: I also you're collecting celebrity underwear.

[SPEAKER_00]: Is your thing now?

[SPEAKER_01]: No.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm still on salt and pepper shakers.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was just in Joshua tree this weekend and I went to an eek antique store and I found a cute little salt and pepper shaker set.

[SPEAKER_01]: It was like a little um [SPEAKER_01]: Kind of like a little Tiki vibe.

[SPEAKER_01]: Lua vibe type of vibe.

[SPEAKER_01]: Salt and pepper, shaker duo.

[SPEAKER_01]: And he goes, oh, do you collect these?

[SPEAKER_01]: These used people used to collect salt and pepper shakers, not so much anymore.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, well fuck my drag.

[SPEAKER_01]: He said, do you collect anything?

[SPEAKER_01]: He goes, silver spoons.

[SPEAKER_01]: He these two are my new ones today, and he showed me two spoons and he's like, if you didn't do anything stirred, [SPEAKER_01]: Let me know.

[SPEAKER_00]: Did you ask him how to know if they were true silver?

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I did not.

[SPEAKER_01]: It was a Pandora's box that was in prepare to open.

[SPEAKER_01]: What are our spoons these days nowadays made out of?

[SPEAKER_01]: Just straight up metal pennies, you know, we don't make them anymore.

[SPEAKER_01]: So it depends on the silverware.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, first of all, we shouldn't be calling.

[SPEAKER_01]: We shouldn't be calling silverware silverware.

[SPEAKER_01]: You mean new tensiles.

[SPEAKER_01]: Your utensils are just plastic probably you stainless steel and nickel Your tonsils quarry.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think your utensils Plastar Not no Not white refrigerator plastic utensils Could should I pay to have my refrigerator wrap do you know how they can like you can put a car wrap on or whatever [SPEAKER_01]: a car wrap.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, yes, actually, like it's, you know, they're making a live action cars.

[SPEAKER_01]: No.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: I have not enjoyed a single live action Disney movie and that's been said on this pod before.

[SPEAKER_01]: I saw a side by side of the live action chicken in Moana versus the live act versus the animated chicken in Moana.

[SPEAKER_01]: They're both animated.

[SPEAKER_00]: Right, that's what pisses me off.

[SPEAKER_00]: Put a real chicken.

[SPEAKER_00]: If homework bound could happen in the 90s, why is there not a chicken acting in Moana live?

[SPEAKER_01]: There's this is we're in a drought of opportunity.

[SPEAKER_01]: This is live action chicken actors.

[SPEAKER_01]: Get that chicken in the ring.

[SPEAKER_00]: This is chicken a ratio, first of all.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: And if we're so concerned about AI taking our human jobs, look at how eager we are to animate a chicken to take away from the chicken community.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's wrong.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's unsevalized.

[SPEAKER_01]: I won't stand for it forever.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, so let's get on that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, well, what?

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, there's anything outside your list.

[SPEAKER_01]: How was your Pokemon Go Wild Defense?

[SPEAKER_01]: Did you get anything good?

[SPEAKER_01]: Did you get any four stars?

[SPEAKER_01]: What are you using your silver bottle cap on?

[SPEAKER_00]: Let's say, listen, let's listen, let's listen, let's listen.

[SPEAKER_00]: I used my silver bottle cap on my sideguard.

[SPEAKER_00]: Go wild, there is.

[SPEAKER_01]: You want to be me so bad.

[SPEAKER_01]: You want to be me so bad.

[SPEAKER_01]: My perfect for me is our golden bottle cap.

[SPEAKER_00]: Only a fool will use a golden bottle cap on something not shiny.

[SPEAKER_00]: there I said it.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, only a fool.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: I still haven't figured out what I'm going to use my silver bottle cap on.

[SPEAKER_01]: I have like three days left.

[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, don't you have a day left?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's really every time.

[SPEAKER_00]: Are they really pissed me off?

[SPEAKER_00]: Why?

[SPEAKER_00]: Why do I have to use it in a week?

[SPEAKER_01]: I sent Cory like five screenshots of all of my [SPEAKER_01]: Um, you said my two stat perfect Pokemon and he gave me his his feedback on what you didn't did you use it on a Caldeo.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I didn't because my Caldeo is like, it's like 15 15 14.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's bullshit to begin with first.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like, why would I why would I wasted that bullshit to begin with first of all.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, and Corey has passed me in level.

[SPEAKER_01]: We were both neck and neck.

[SPEAKER_01]: at what seventy two seventy three I'm two levels ahead of you now keep dreaming yeah well i i was i was stuck for a while but i'm on my way and before you know it will will both be together you were gone for a minute put your back in the jump off well yes all right did you get a perfect grim snarle uh...

now [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I didn't.

[SPEAKER_00]: Neither did I, but I could, I could sell our bottle cap, uh, you could also catch me a shiny more pack out this week.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's what we're looking for.

[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'll keep an eye out.

[SPEAKER_00]: Just one.

[SPEAKER_00]: Don't forget to don't forget to take a picture of your Pokemon every day to get your free bonus.

[SPEAKER_00]: One.

[SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean?

[SPEAKER_00]: It pops up on the screen.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know, like when that says.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: All right, where can people find you?

[SPEAKER_01]: You can find me.

[SPEAKER_01]: You can find me just a he and a hard and damn.

[SPEAKER_00]: Where can people find you?

[SPEAKER_00]: Damn.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you can find me tracking three I at lists on your all behalf.

[SPEAKER_01]: You can actually find me quidding the pig yees.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: And the do you still hear them scream?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: What is that?

[SPEAKER_01]: What is, oh, the lambs.

[SPEAKER_01]: The lambs.

[SPEAKER_01]: The lambs.

[SPEAKER_01]: The lamb.

[SPEAKER_01]: The lamb.

[SPEAKER_01]: The lamb, honey.

[SPEAKER_01]: The lamb.

[SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[SPEAKER_01]: Bye.

[SPEAKER_01]: Bye.