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[SPEAKER_00]: Hi everyone, my name is Tyler Oakley, and you are listening to Psychobabble, an unfiltered half hour of gossip sessions, pop culture scrutiny, and stories we have never told in videos.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This week we give our thoughts on Wicked for Good, Casey Musgraves accidentally cruising at a gay sauna.

[SPEAKER_00]: The things I couldn't afford at the Muppet auction, and we mourn the end of Cheeto Dust.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That was a good boarding.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, oh no, I was doing a vocal stretch.

[SPEAKER_00]: Have you ever done it?

[SPEAKER_00]: No, teach me.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, [SPEAKER_00]: sad.

[SPEAKER_00]: I like, okay, I don't like sad fucking, actually no, it sounds like it's giving whimper.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't like whimper.

[SPEAKER_01]: I had a friend in college who had a roommate in college.

[SPEAKER_01]: They like winning.

[SPEAKER_01]: uh not knowing each other.

[SPEAKER_01]: The roommate had a boyfriend.

[SPEAKER_01]: My friend came home, walked in the room.

[SPEAKER_01]: The her roommate and her roommate's boyfriend were having sex and she had walked in and eventually had to turn around and walk out.

[SPEAKER_01]: She called me and said, they were slow, sad, fucking.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: He could have happened to you.

[SPEAKER_00]: Honestly, and I thought, thank you.

[SPEAKER_00]: I could picture it exactly.

[SPEAKER_00]: I would prefer slow sadfucking to fast madfucking.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't, I don't want, I don't want Jack Rabbit Anger.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Is mad the opposite of sad, or is happy?

[SPEAKER_00]: I was just rhyming because I'm a [SPEAKER_00]: kawaf young king.

[SPEAKER_00]: I think you is young king.

[SPEAKER_00]: They call me young young money young.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think I think it would be fast, cheerful, fucking.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, that would be fine.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's like you're getting a pep talk between eager, eager, eager, okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: What, what, what album would you put on to score to your, your, your SSF?

[SPEAKER_00]: You know, do you have a sex playlist?

[SPEAKER_00]: Because I don't know.

[SPEAKER_00]: What do you put on?

[SPEAKER_00]: Sometimes it's, of course, it depends on the person and it depends on the vibe.

[SPEAKER_00]: But it's like, you, [SPEAKER_00]: I hate the moment of trying to figure out what's the music we both will want right now.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think these days now, to Spotify has sex playlists ready for you.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know how they make all kinds of playlists for you.

[SPEAKER_01]: Uh-huh.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, wait, yeah, here we go.

[SPEAKER_01]: You want to see what's on my sensual playlist.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's Spotify created for me.

[SPEAKER_01]: I guess, sure.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Needy by Ariana.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: This doesn't sound sensual.

[SPEAKER_01]: I miss you by Adele.

[SPEAKER_01]: All that by Carly Richardson.

[SPEAKER_01]: Diet Pepsi by Addison Ray.

[SPEAKER_00]: Let it go by James Bay is interesting.

[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, what kind of sex are they trying to make me have if they're putting Taylor's sorry redacted on on the play list?

[SPEAKER_00]: Actually, there's some good songs here.

[SPEAKER_00]: We got some FK twigs.

[SPEAKER_00]: We got some shadow.

[SPEAKER_00]: We got some banks.

[SPEAKER_00]: We got some Jungle, you know, Robin.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm okay with mine actually.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's not that bad.

[SPEAKER_00]: Woo, the 31st song is partition.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's when things really heat up, I guess.

[SPEAKER_01]: Mine's crazy.

[SPEAKER_01]: Billy Joel, it does mine has dance for you by Beyonce.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, no, I don't put on music because you know, I have like a musical brain.

[SPEAKER_01]: You put on the podcast, but I put on this, my get weird.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, like I find myself like, uh, [SPEAKER_01]: It might I'll be like thinking about the lyrics in my head during or if like a song I don't let comes on.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'll really want to like make it stop.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, me too.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I am always now.

[SPEAKER_00]: This is on shuffle.

[SPEAKER_00]: So whatever happens, I cannot be held accountable.

[SPEAKER_00]: So if you ever want to push next, we all have autonomy over pushing next.

[SPEAKER_01]: You could say, okay, [SPEAKER_01]: person to.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was I can't say it because they'll acknowledge me in the kitchen.

[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, I voice overlords.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: I see.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think it would just take me out of it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: What talk.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's a bunch for the machine.

[SPEAKER_01]: I once went to a guy's house for a date here in San Francisco years and years and years ago and we were like watching something and then one thing led to another and then we were making out and then like the Kardashians came on and I was just like lying there thinking like please police turn the TV off.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know I want I had [SPEAKER_00]: I had a rendezvous once with a couple of friends and it started, we were watching something like Tapethus to Lontake over, but with one of the, one of like the shark tank guys going and fixing up businesses or something, okay?

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: It was a marathon and one thing led to another on the couch and it was still on the entire time and he was going and fixing businesses and I thought, there's gotta be something else on.

[SPEAKER_00]: There's gotta be something else on.

[SPEAKER_00]: But it was, it was in a hotel so it was kind of like, well, what are you going to do?

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what channels are what channels.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't have, [SPEAKER_00]: Was that your last friend's breeding friends breeding?

[SPEAKER_00]: No.

[SPEAKER_00]: No.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, happy friends breeding.

[SPEAKER_01]: You you've heard of friends giving have you heard of friends breeding?

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, what other way is there to celebrate?

[SPEAKER_01]: T mama speak on that neck deep in a turkey.

[SPEAKER_00]: Getting basted.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, Cory, I got some bad news.

[SPEAKER_00]: What is, are you holding on to your butt?

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm seated and seated.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I need everyone to have a moment of silence or maybe a moment of jubilation.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know how you'll react to this, but Pepsi is officially, sorry, Pepsi Co.

Is officially rolling out, die free Doritos.

[SPEAKER_00]: Say goodbye to the dust under your fingernails.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's over.

[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, wait.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's what?

[SPEAKER_00]: Dye free Doritos.

[SPEAKER_00]: So you're not going to have the stains on the side of your mouth anymore, okay?

[SPEAKER_00]: Hot cheetos without artificial colors and flavors.

[SPEAKER_00]: So what are we to do without the dust?

[SPEAKER_00]: Will there still be dust or will it just be neutral colored?

[SPEAKER_00]: Will the hot cheeto red flaming color be gone?

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, that's a great question.

[SPEAKER_00]: How will we, these are the signals we use to see each other in unsafe places.

[SPEAKER_00]: If I see hot cheeto dust under your fingernails, I know you, I see you.

[SPEAKER_00]: I contrast you.

[SPEAKER_00]: I feel you were of the same cloth.

[SPEAKER_00]: Elk, silk, work, work from the same ilk.

[SPEAKER_00]: Girl, the ilk is the same.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'll try, I'll try the Doritos without the die.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think I want to.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.

[SPEAKER_01]: Will you try the bioengineered meat and Campbell soup?

[SPEAKER_01]: What?

[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I'm kind of seeing about this people are talking shit about Campbell super right now.

[SPEAKER_00]: What did what did Campbell super say?

[SPEAKER_01]: It was like There were audio one of this one of the VP's of Campbell's soup was in a meeting and he was all I don't eat this garbage Campbell's soup is for poor people.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's not healthy.

[SPEAKER_01]: We do bioengineered meat.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's not real chicken.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, is that true?

[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe he said it.

[SPEAKER_00]: The VP said it.

[SPEAKER_00]: Campbell's soup is for poor people.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't disagree with that.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's affordable.

[SPEAKER_00]: What's wrong with?

[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I think he how he's in a mean way.

[SPEAKER_00]: If he was saying, it's for everyone because everyone can afford it.

[SPEAKER_00]: He's not lying, but he's saying, oh, I would never touch it because I'm above these poor people then, yeah, that's no good.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, how do you, I, so what are we going to do now for you?

[SPEAKER_01]: Poor one out for your chunky suit.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, man.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's been a while since I got a can of canbles.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not going to lie to you.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't really, I don't really get that.

[SPEAKER_01]: What do you put?

[SPEAKER_01]: What do you put in your green bean casserole over there?

[SPEAKER_01]: They are Thanksgiving.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't make a green bean casserole.

[SPEAKER_00]: In fact, my stepmom was face timing me.

[SPEAKER_00]: They did Thanksgiving early and she was showing me everything that they made.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I said, [SPEAKER_00]: I would eat that, I would eat that, as she showed me.

[SPEAKER_00]: She just showed me the green bean casserole.

[SPEAKER_00]: I said, no, next.

[SPEAKER_00]: You were doing a live smash or pass with your summer or Thanksgiving.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I was.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I would do it again.

[SPEAKER_00]: And the green bean casserole got a major pass.

[SPEAKER_01]: Damn.

[SPEAKER_01]: I've talked with it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, I saw somebody say, you know you know cranberry sauce in a can?

[SPEAKER_01]: Of course.

[SPEAKER_01]: Somebody said that looks like a pro-lapse.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't try to ruin a good thing for me.

[SPEAKER_00]: A pro-lapse.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think it does.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't...

Well, maybe I haven't seen a pro-lapse.

[SPEAKER_00]: I've seen an amateur laugh.

[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe we were next friends breeding, baby.

[SPEAKER_00]: So, friends breeding, friends breeding.

[SPEAKER_00]: So, is everyone breeding these days?

[SPEAKER_00]: Prep.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: Whatever happened to the condom industry, they fell off.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I think they're still about, okay?

[SPEAKER_01]: God.

[SPEAKER_01]: I went to a pride.

[SPEAKER_01]: I went to a pride event last summer sponsored by Trojan.

[SPEAKER_01]: They were given them out.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well.

[SPEAKER_01]: They were take this, take this loop, take this con.

[SPEAKER_00]: However, you want to protect yourself, we support.

[SPEAKER_00]: And you know, the number one above all contraceptives, is that a contraceptive to us?

[SPEAKER_00]: Controceptive is for pregnancy, right?

[SPEAKER_00]: But would we still call the contraceptive?

[SPEAKER_00]: Whatever.

[SPEAKER_00]: Above all, open communication is best, and not knowledge is power, you know?

[SPEAKER_01]: That's true.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's true.

[SPEAKER_01]: Did you, did you spend your weekend watching wicked for good?

[SPEAKER_00]: Grow.

[SPEAKER_00]: I could not get tickets for the life of me, even with my AMC Stubs.

[SPEAKER_00]: And so the earliest I could get a seat that was even suitable was you went to another midnight.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know, I went to 930 AM on Sunday morning.

[SPEAKER_00]: I was hell.

[SPEAKER_00]: I was [SPEAKER_00]: sat seated and sat it.

[SPEAKER_00]: We had coffee.

[SPEAKER_00]: We had a little coffee.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's a little Danish, a little, they saw all that at your theater.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, we went to like a little coffee shop at the Grove.

[SPEAKER_00]: Damn, and smuggled it in.

[SPEAKER_00]: I did miss a couple of reviews, which I was not happy about.

[SPEAKER_00]: Why?

[SPEAKER_00]: Because you were late.

[SPEAKER_01]: I love the preview.

[SPEAKER_01]: Parking at the grow.

[SPEAKER_00]: I love the previews the grow.

[SPEAKER_00]: I love feeling like I'm Julius Caesar watching a performance at the end of each preview.

[SPEAKER_00]: I give it a thumbs up or a thumbs down.

[SPEAKER_01]: I like that.

[SPEAKER_01]: If I'm at a movie with you and there's a preview playing as soon as it's over, I want you to look at me and tell me yes or no.

[SPEAKER_00]: I like to even, even maybe sometimes say, we are not seeing that loud enough for the people in front of us to hear.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: And then it's one of my, you know, movie traditions.

[SPEAKER_00]: And then at the end, I, as soon as the credits start rolling, you know me, I'm very, you think there's bluebees?

[SPEAKER_01]: There weren't bloopies at the end of wicked forgiveness.

[SPEAKER_00]: And no bloopies and wicked for good.

[SPEAKER_00]: However, I liked it as a person who enjoys things without haters and their iris.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I think culturally we are at a place where everyone's eager to hate something or find what's wrong with it.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm eager to just enjoy.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I enjoyed wicked for good.

[SPEAKER_01]: I like to, too, let me say my piece as well.

[SPEAKER_01]: I like to, too, I thought the pacing was much better on the second one than the first.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was bored at times in the first.

[SPEAKER_01]: I thought, get on with it.

[SPEAKER_01]: The second one, I mean, I certainly could have edited it if I needed to, but I didn't find myself thinking like, as is still going on, like I did in the first.

[SPEAKER_00]: I was a little, maybe it was because it was 9.30 a.m.

on a Sunday.

[SPEAKER_00]: Should I just, it's an AMC sub ticket.

[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't even pay for this.

[SPEAKER_00]: Should I just knock show up?

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm tired.

[SPEAKER_01]: You can, you can pre-schedule with your AMC ticket.

[SPEAKER_01]: What do you mean?

[SPEAKER_01]: When I had movie pass it wouldn't let me it had GPS built in and it would not let me secure the ticket unless I was on the premise That's insane.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, I I can have up to three tickets in my wallet at any time for anything coming up and I can Say I'm gonna see it with anybody I'm friends with on the MC's Thubs and so like they will get the ticket as well And it'll count as one of theirs and no, it's great.

[SPEAKER_00]: Dang.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, continue.

[SPEAKER_00]: I thought the pacing was [SPEAKER_00]: I was actually a little tired, but it was I was allowing myself to be because it was an abnormal time to be watching a two and a half hour movie.

[SPEAKER_00]: Let's see what else about it.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't like that.

[SPEAKER_00]: The wicked part one, it says part wicked part one, the the text on the screen at the very beginning.

[SPEAKER_00]: And then the second one says wicked for good.

[SPEAKER_00]: I would have felt satisfied with it saying part two.

[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_00]: Or have part 1 be called something else.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I hear you.

[SPEAKER_00]: I hear you.

[SPEAKER_00]: I did not notice.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I drove me insane.

[SPEAKER_00]: I was actually upsetting.

[SPEAKER_00]: I thought that's that's.

[SPEAKER_01]: that's upsetting to me in my girls you may you may have seen on line I didn't I wasn't sure if this if I was going to be the only one bothered by this but I've since seen online not the case uh the overuse of the phrase a clock tick really bothered me they they set it six times in the first hour for some reason well they're getting it trending i'm sorry i thought lazy writing is it and then somebody's writing or [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, well, they said that there's a slave that you're not a part of and they said all that just for at the very end when Arianna's in the bubble.

[SPEAKER_01]: She says wait a sec.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, so you want, oh, so you wanted to sometimes be a thing, but then when it was the truth.

[SPEAKER_01]: So what's the truth, Ozzie, is it a clock tick?

[SPEAKER_01]: Are we waiting a set?

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, the truth.

[SPEAKER_00]: M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M [SPEAKER_00]: This is no disrespect, but Sorry, I want, and I feel like I said this about the first one.

[SPEAKER_00]: I want, I want to experience, let them musical theater girlies have a minute.

[SPEAKER_00]: Let them get up on their little thing and do their little thing.

[SPEAKER_00]: They, they got their degree for reason.

[SPEAKER_00]: Go, let them, if you're not a self-described singer, if you're not ready to sing, [SPEAKER_00]: I'm so sorry, but maybe, maybe sit this one out.

[SPEAKER_00]: That goes to anybody and everyone is not directed toward any person.

[SPEAKER_01]: Nah.

[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I felt the same way about Jeff as I did about Michelle.

[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't think either of them really wowed me with their singing.

[SPEAKER_01]: Then yes, then there you have it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Then there you have it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I also thought the chemistry between Ari and Cynthia Phenomenal, believable.

[SPEAKER_01]: I knew their friendship.

[SPEAKER_01]: I knew how they felt about each other.

[SPEAKER_01]: The chemistry between Cynthia and Jonathan was giving years to queer people.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to fake it on the camera.

[SPEAKER_00]: I loved Elfaba putting on her sex card again in the woods.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's just synced into her heart.

[SPEAKER_00]: a raggedy sex card again is she said ooooh as long as you're mine i thought these two beautiful singers and beautiful people do not want to be all up on each other what is it a gay for paste were they going straight for paste straight for pay i would do it and you would do for a check [SPEAKER_01]: I would go straight for pay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hell yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: I would do straight for pro bono.

[SPEAKER_01]: Now, now, now, now, why you know, Fierro's face at the end?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: I thought they could have just gone classic childhood scarecrow with face paint for me.

[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't need all that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I didn't need wicker retention.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I did.

[SPEAKER_00]: I like to, you know what, I need bag head with a nose.

[SPEAKER_00]: I saw close-ups on social and I'm like, damn, they really should have showed [SPEAKER_00]: on the movie, the intricacy of the makeup design that they were up to.

[SPEAKER_00]: This costume and makeup, they did something, and it kind of didn't come across in the movie, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, girl.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I thought it was CGI.

[SPEAKER_00]: They said it was all makeup.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, it was all makeup.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I saw a close up for that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Good for that makeup artist.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they should have showed it off a little.

[SPEAKER_00]: Um, put it on the next season of Dracula.

[SPEAKER_00]: I liked it.

[SPEAKER_00]: I thought it was a successful adaptation and, you know, no complaints really except the font at the beginning.

[SPEAKER_01]: Now, am I a brat for like yesterday I saw like entertainment weekly rent and article and it was all it was all let's talk about that surprise ending and wicked for good and I thought it can can a story that's over 20 years old really have a surprise ending.

[SPEAKER_01]: Is that me being a brat because I've seen the musical?

[SPEAKER_00]: It's a surprise to a lot of people.

[SPEAKER_00]: Who was surprised?

[SPEAKER_00]: A lot of people, a lot of, you know what?

[SPEAKER_00]: People that I know were surprised.

[SPEAKER_00]: The, the, the hadn't seen the musical.

[SPEAKER_00]: Not everyone has the ability to go see a musical quarry.

[SPEAKER_00]: There are a lot of, a lot of various good tours.

[SPEAKER_00]: I know.

[SPEAKER_00]: I saw it on tour.

[SPEAKER_00]: I think we saw it on tour.

[SPEAKER_01]: You can buy a $50 AMC wicked popcorn bucket, but you can't get orchestra tickets.

[SPEAKER_01]: I wouldn't wicked comes through your town.

[SPEAKER_00]: I did see that they're talking about expanding the universe, and I'm kind of like, of course, because it's wildly successful, and why wouldn't they squeeze every penny in capitalism ruins everything, and [SPEAKER_00]: But it's kind of like, I wouldn't mind, maybe put the effort into the next thing you want to make incredible.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, it feels a little squeezed already.

[SPEAKER_00]: You squeezed enough out of misdorthe.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, who didn't have a partnership with Wicked going into it?

[SPEAKER_01]: There was like every, every brand, every other consumer brand in the world got licensing for this to put pink and green on shit.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know what?

[SPEAKER_01]: You're right.

[SPEAKER_00]: You're right, actually, but what do I know not much I do think I'm ready for another musical adaptation I don't know what I want but I if the success of this says anything it's that the people are clamoring for good musicals hitting the big screen [SPEAKER_00]: Give it to me.

[SPEAKER_00]: Come on.

[SPEAKER_00]: I would like.

[SPEAKER_00]: I would love a Hamilton that is not just not just on the stage filmed.

[SPEAKER_00]: Give me the real musical Hamilton.

[SPEAKER_00]: Give it to me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Come on as a self as a self-professed Hamilton hater pass when it plays in the what it plays the trailer plays in the theater before the movie I'm going to look to you and say pass.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Give me a real waitress adaptation not on the stage [SPEAKER_00]: real full movie waitress.

[SPEAKER_00]: You would love it.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'd watch it.

[SPEAKER_00]: There you have it.

[SPEAKER_00]: We're seeing that.

[SPEAKER_00]: Sam, 9.30 a.m.

Mama.

[SPEAKER_00]: Mama.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: So, okay, I got a couple big, big, muppet news items.

[SPEAKER_00]: I, okay, yes, did you, yes, did you?

[SPEAKER_00]: Did I?

[SPEAKER_00]: Did you do?

[SPEAKER_00]: No, I didn't.

[SPEAKER_00]: So, you know, I love my, my estate sales app.

[SPEAKER_00]: On the estate sales app, sometimes they'll feature auctions that are going on.

[SPEAKER_00]: They're at the top of the list was 70th anniversary of the Jim Henson Company auction.

[SPEAKER_00]: I opened it in bitch.

[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, is this even real?

[SPEAKER_00]: Is this even legal?

[SPEAKER_00]: It literally actual muppets, actual puppets.

[SPEAKER_00]: The crystal from the dark crystal, the squirrel from Emmett, Otter's Jug Band, Miss Piggy's shoes from, [SPEAKER_00]: One of the movies, that pigware shoes.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, come on now.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, slippers.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like glass per penny slippers, a treasure chest, and a map from the Muppet Treasure Island, like actual props from all these movies.

[SPEAKER_00]: And [SPEAKER_00]: When I opened the app, I saw the prices that people were bidding so far, $75 for this, $27 for that.

[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, oh, should I put a bit?

[SPEAKER_00]: Should I put a bit down?

[SPEAKER_00]: Should I do it?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, it was a live auction that started the next morning.

[SPEAKER_00]: So I checked the next morning, the live auction, everything was going for $40,000, $50,000, $70,000.

[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, well, fuck, my drag.

[SPEAKER_00]: So if I were a billionaire, [SPEAKER_00]: Just know I would use my money for good.

[SPEAKER_00]: Just know I would buy every muppet.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's probably the ticket master bots buying to resell when the fan presell open.

[SPEAKER_00]: There were Fraggle rock puppets.

[SPEAKER_00]: I do love some Fraggle rock.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but can we crowd funds $40,000 for a quick bid [SPEAKER_01]: Go find me, exes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Are you in?

[SPEAKER_01]: Go find me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Go find me, puppet habit.

[SPEAKER_00]: Also, in Muppet News, Miss Piggy was arrested at the Sabrina Carpenter Concert.

[SPEAKER_01]: And now, I've been hearing all all year about these arrests set of Sabrina concert.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know anything about anything about that.

[SPEAKER_00]: Let's just say Miss Piggy was the Apple girl.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: She, Miss Piggy did the Apple dance at the Charlie Brat to her.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, Miss Piggy was the guy in the orange jacket coming up for Shiza at the Lady Gaga born this way, Paul.

[SPEAKER_00]: Got it, I think.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Cool.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm happy for Miss Piggy.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Especially after her shoes are being sold against her will.

[SPEAKER_00]: I know, for, for, for, tens of thousands of dollars.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I liked it.

[SPEAKER_00]: I think Ms.

Piggy should be around more often.

[SPEAKER_00]: Ms.

Piggy should be utilized more often.

[SPEAKER_00]: Ms.

Piggy should be a regular person on the view.

[SPEAKER_00]: There's a lot of Ms.

Piggy needs a new agent is what I'm realizing.

[SPEAKER_01]: Has Ms.

Piggy been a judge on drag race?

[SPEAKER_01]: I kind of think so.

[SPEAKER_01]: It feels like a duck.

[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like I was there for that.

[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like I remember that.

[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like she's at least done a sentence of video or something.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, it appears she did a video on the wall.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Get her a proper judging.

[SPEAKER_00]: I agree.

[SPEAKER_00]: I think bring in all the muppets for a makeover challenge.

[SPEAKER_00]: Who do we want to see madeover?

[SPEAKER_00]: I think Fasi.

[SPEAKER_00]: Although, I mean, they did it.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm no fancy fan to be honest.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, even though I suggest it.

[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, he's kind of a flop.

[SPEAKER_01]: Damn, why is Fuzzy catchin' strays?

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you know.

[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway.

[SPEAKER_01]: All right, well, that's all my muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' muffin' m [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.

[SPEAKER_01]: I heard about that.

[SPEAKER_01]: The brain goes through five distinct phases in life.

[SPEAKER_01]: The key turning points are nine, 32, 66 and 83.

[SPEAKER_01]: I want to find out.

[SPEAKER_01]: So what?

[SPEAKER_01]: What am I in?

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, here we go.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm an adult hood.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, girl.

[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, girl.

[SPEAKER_01]: I could have told you that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Childhood is birth to nine.

[SPEAKER_00]: Hmm.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: So, are you just educating the people right now, or you got something to say?

[SPEAKER_01]: So, you're in your adulthood era, which means you're in a period of state.

[SPEAKER_01]: What?

[SPEAKER_01]: You're in a period of stability.

[SPEAKER_01]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_01]: And you're in the longest era of your, of your brain power waves.

[SPEAKER_00]: I feel it.

[SPEAKER_00]: Sometimes I'm like, damn, life is the longest thing I've ever done.

[SPEAKER_00]: It is long, every day I'm like another one.

[SPEAKER_00]: My god.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, oh, I also had news about, we talked last week about three eye atlas.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Do you recall?

[SPEAKER_01]: Nope.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, they're calling it a comment.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, three eye at lists.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's a still think it's aliens disguised as a comment.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like if you were an alien going to do a fly-by.

[SPEAKER_01]: would you not disguise yourself?

[SPEAKER_01]: Hello.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hello.

[SPEAKER_01]: You're right.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, when we teep eat houses in middle school, we dressed in all black.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, call the disguise, mama.

[SPEAKER_01]: You're right.

[SPEAKER_01]: When the little when the little rascals went into the, but into the party store, they wore, they wore a trench coat in a hat and must have.

[SPEAKER_00]: And now if I were a [SPEAKER_00]: I would go buy and drag.

[SPEAKER_00]: I would be undercover in some sort of that alien.

[SPEAKER_00]: The comment is their drag.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, kind of like Hunger Games, that boy that makes cakes that turn himself into a rock.

[SPEAKER_00]: Peter Malar, Connie.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: The aliens are kind of doing that, but with the comment.

[SPEAKER_01]: Are you going to see the new Hunger Games movie coming out next year?

[SPEAKER_01]: Another one?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I just finished the book last week.

[SPEAKER_01]: Was the book good?

[SPEAKER_01]: It was a prequel.

[SPEAKER_01]: You remember, hey, Mitch, how are you on your Hunger Games knowledge?

[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I'm familiar with the games and they've been going on and hey, hey, Mitch was was the alcohol and he trained PETA and Kat and this was this was about his hunger games.

[SPEAKER_01]: This is about when he got a read.

[SPEAKER_01]: What do we care?

[SPEAKER_01]: Clap if you can.

[SPEAKER_01]: I liked it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I liked it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: I liked it.

[SPEAKER_01]: It was my 40th book of the year.

[SPEAKER_01]: We did it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Fam, we reached our reading goal.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I saw the last Hunger Games movie and I thought, let me close my eyes for a little bit.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they split it into two and they shouldn't have.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no.

[SPEAKER_00]: There was another one that happened in really.

[SPEAKER_00]: It was, yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: It was like a prequel.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: Are you sure I remember falling asleep on my couch thinking and this is so unlike me I do not like to close my eyes during movies.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, okay, I need to stay awake and watch.

[SPEAKER_00]: I thought, you know what, here I am.

[SPEAKER_01]: The hunger game, the ballot of the songbird and snake.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, this I heard that book.

[SPEAKER_01]: I heard that book was bad.

[SPEAKER_01]: I did not realize it was also a movie.

[SPEAKER_00]: The movie, it wasn't for me and no offense to anybody involved.

[SPEAKER_00]: Dang.

[SPEAKER_00]: So are you going to watch that before you watch the other one?

[SPEAKER_00]: The other new one?

[SPEAKER_00]: Is it a prequel?

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_00]: I think so.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's kind of read.

[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's a prequel before this prequel you're talking about.

[SPEAKER_01]: Correct.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Here it goes.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's a sequel to sunrise on the reaping.

[SPEAKER_00]: Girl, what is the sunrise on the reaping?

[SPEAKER_01]: The son always rises on the reaping mama.

[SPEAKER_01]: I did know that I heard.

[SPEAKER_00]: OK, well, I guess I have to watch.

[SPEAKER_00]: See, I just fear this is what's going to happen to Wicked.

[SPEAKER_00]: Is, oh, we got the prequel of the sequel, of the prequel of the sequel.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, an adept, a movie adapted from a musical adapted from a book adapted from a movie, which was adapted from a musical, which was adapted from a book.

[SPEAKER_00]: How about you just sit, sit, why don't you just sit down with the paper and a pen and come up with something of your own fresh new.

[SPEAKER_00]: What she say?

[SPEAKER_00]: Mama, let's research.

[SPEAKER_00]: Mama, let's research.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you know, not everyone can.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: All right, well, I apologize to anyone who couldn't see the music all.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, anything else you need to say today?

[SPEAKER_01]: Any other bullet points on your little list?

[SPEAKER_00]: I got a couple.

[SPEAKER_00]: Did you see Casey Musgraves went to a gay sauna?

[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, kind of, but I didn't click the article.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, she apparently was, she went to a sauna in Sydney, known for its cruising, and uh, she said it was very gay and she realized very quickly, and as she realized it was not meant for her, um, but she stuck around and she made some friends.

[SPEAKER_00]: love it.

[SPEAKER_00]: What would you do if you were, if you were networking in a sauna and you saw Casey Musgraves?

[SPEAKER_01]: Um, I'd ask, I'd ask her to sign my tits.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'd tell her, I'd tell her no loads refuse it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'd go hand to my sharpie.

[SPEAKER_00]: perfect yeah you know right exactly perfect she could be that she could be the one doing the hash marks no okay all right all right and what else does a Sharpie work in a sauna [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_00]: Only one way to find out.

[SPEAKER_01]: Only one way to find out that's right, that's right.

[SPEAKER_00]: Um, no, that's about it.

[SPEAKER_00]: The rest of the things I don't care about.

[SPEAKER_00]: I love that I don't either.

[SPEAKER_00]: Cory, where can people find you?

[SPEAKER_01]: You can find me going straight for pay.

[SPEAKER_01]: But don't expect slow-sad fucking or music to be playing during.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: You can find me panhandling to raise money for Ms.

Piggy's shoes.

[SPEAKER_00]: I love that.

[SPEAKER_00]: I love that.

[SPEAKER_00]: Very you.

[SPEAKER_00]: Very now.

[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_01]: Bye.