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[SPEAKER_00]: Hi everyone, my name is Tyler Oakley and you are listening to PsychoBabble, an unfiltered half hour of gossip sessions, pop culture scrutiny, and stories we've never told in videos.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey [SPEAKER_00]: No, but, you know, what's there to say?

[SPEAKER_00]: I know you already hate it.

[SPEAKER_00]: We know you already hate it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Actually, you know, could well.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I'm, you know, I'm big on a Pacific standard time versus Pacific daylight time.

[SPEAKER_01]: We're actually in the good part of the year right now, where everybody who says PST or EST and that they're correct right now.

[SPEAKER_01]: They're correct.

[SPEAKER_00]: So if I were to say P.C.

[SPEAKER_00]: right now.

[SPEAKER_01]: That works too.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm always all about just drop the middle letter.

[SPEAKER_01]: I always just say PT, yeah, PT, that's what you should be doing.

[SPEAKER_01]: If you're saying PST, when you're scheduling meetings at work, that's only correct between November and March.

[SPEAKER_01]: So only like five months of the year.

[SPEAKER_01]: If you're saying it between March and November, it should be PDT.

[SPEAKER_01]: And the people need to know.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, why don't you make a little rhyme for it?

[SPEAKER_00]: Or something that we can remember it by instead of just like a new amount of the dice?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, do something I mean, I do something productive with your with your beautiful brain.

[SPEAKER_01]: Listen, I'll think about it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I am just coming off of my very hot TikTok about flicked versus flipped off.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I chimed in.

[SPEAKER_01]: You are so in the minority as you should be.

[SPEAKER_00]: But that's okay, my lived experience is my own truth.

[SPEAKER_00]: And so when I say, I flick to you off, I mean it.

[SPEAKER_00]: If I flip you off, girl, that's me flipping with my cousins.

[SPEAKER_00]: on the trampoline.

[SPEAKER_00]: If I flip you off, yes, if I flip you off, consider it trampoline time.

[SPEAKER_00]: Could you, could you do a flip on a trampoline?

[SPEAKER_00]: Did you guys hell?

[SPEAKER_00]: No, hell no, there was a family down the street that had one.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I recently ran into them, the parents of that family at a wedding.

[SPEAKER_00]: And they were like, do you remember used to jump on our trampoline?

[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, I had no recollection of them, but I was like, wow.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that was your trampoline.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that was you.

[SPEAKER_00]: And you really, you really, [SPEAKER_00]: almost got sued so many times, probably.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like, don't let stranger children jump on your trampoline.

[SPEAKER_00]: Hello.

[SPEAKER_00]: As somebody did jumping on your trampoline, thank you, but as an adult, no child that I don't know is jumping on my trampoline.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't want to pay for it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Our family rule was no jumping on the trampoline without parents home.

[SPEAKER_01]: And the one time we did it, this kid, from the cross-country team broke his arm.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, there you have it.

[SPEAKER_01]: But also, okay, trampoline.

[SPEAKER_00]: So what's the parent going to do if they're home?

[SPEAKER_00]: What's the difference?

[SPEAKER_00]: Just a quicker ride to the EAR.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's a lot more to the EAR.

[SPEAKER_01]: Have you tried to run to the hospital with a broken arm?

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I haven't.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, well then.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so the correct answer is flipped you off and you're jumping on a trampoline.

[SPEAKER_01]: So, okay, so the people were saying flipped.

[SPEAKER_01]: The majority of the people really said flipped.

[SPEAKER_01]: I thought it was going to be more 50, 50.

[SPEAKER_01]: Baby, it's like 98, too.

[SPEAKER_00]: There were, and there was nobody saying, it's actually called this with a random thing from Rhode Island.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, but you and Jasmine were both team flagged.

[SPEAKER_00]: And there you have this.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know, we aren't we are in sync.

[SPEAKER_00]: We get each other.

[SPEAKER_00]: There's a reason.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's speaking of slang and TikToks.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was watching I saw TikTok the other day and my mind was blown.

[SPEAKER_01]: It was like, it was like a street interview or TikTok, you know, the type they're out and about talking to people out coming out of the bars.

[SPEAKER_01]: This guy was saying, what's a what's a green flag [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, and you know what he said.

[SPEAKER_01]: What's he said green flag if she sucks my quarry.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, when I what the hell is that?

[SPEAKER_01]: Apparently quarry is sling for dick and British.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, well, you know what?

[SPEAKER_01]: I googled it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I couldn't believe in how do they spell it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's the thing.

[SPEAKER_01]: So urban dictionary or whatever, whoever these Google results are showing nowadays, [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, with a cue, like a corner, not with a cue, not with a cue.

[SPEAKER_00]: With a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with [SPEAKER_00]: And nobody's brought it.

[SPEAKER_00]: Nobody's brought it up to you.

[SPEAKER_00]: That never.

[SPEAKER_00]: Nobody.

[SPEAKER_00]: I, I sloughed on Cory's Cory.

[SPEAKER_01]: The trouble is I saw that TikTok and I of course commented, but then I also posted that TikTok of me asking people flick their flip so my comments or notifications on TikTok have really gotten buried.

[SPEAKER_01]: So if somebody replied to my question on the Cory TikTok, it's gonna take me some time to find it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: But I was baffled.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hello British listeners.

[SPEAKER_01]: Can you message us and let us know?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, chime in.

[SPEAKER_00]: Also tell us Flick Your Flips.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, yes, hey, can you believe what Jonathan Bailey the first gay sexiest man alive?

[SPEAKER_00]: Openly gay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Certainly if I were to go back in time and look at all the list of all the sexiest men alive, there's got to be some closeted fat quets up in there.

[SPEAKER_00]: Do you think?

[SPEAKER_00]: Do I think he's the sexiest man alive?

[SPEAKER_00]: No.

[SPEAKER_00]: Do I think he's very, very sexy and he's alive and he's a man.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: Do I think any man will be considered sexiest alive?

[SPEAKER_00]: And be right.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: They do sexiest dead.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sexiest man dead.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sexiest new daddy.

[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, we can do it, I was like, so it's like a psycho Bible awards category to me, honey.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm going back in time.

[SPEAKER_00]: We have a lot of white boys of the year, I guess, like John [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, they had a couple of years where they took us some time off from white people.

[SPEAKER_00]: Michael B.

Jordan, John Legend, Idris Elba, [SPEAKER_00]: And then they really did something nasty in 2017.

[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe it was a brain hole type of year.

[SPEAKER_00]: Blake Shelton.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's what I said.

[SPEAKER_00]: Dwayne the Rock Johnson in 2016.

[SPEAKER_00]: David Beckham, Chris Hemsworth, Adam Levine, Channing Tatum, Bradley Cooper, Ryan Reynolds, Johnny Dap, Hugh Jackman, oh, so, [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: So he would jack with you say.

[SPEAKER_00]: So that's crazy because you know what if if they're really running with oh first openly gay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry first gay sexiest man alive.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's interesting to me as a person.

[SPEAKER_00]: You're right.

[SPEAKER_01]: That is interesting to me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Do you think aliens have like a sexiest alien alive in their planet?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, and I'm holding out.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm still hoping to win some year.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I hope that they allow our people to compete.

[SPEAKER_01]: You've been what?

[SPEAKER_00]: What, 25, 25, 25, get existing gaze, you know, I, well, I was in 30, I was in the, I was in the, I was in the, I was in the sexiest people alive.

[SPEAKER_00]: by age by gay, by age, not by gay, not by gay.

[SPEAKER_00]: I thought by gay.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, it was just like, here's one, here's the, our sexiest people for every age up for this year, up until old.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I was the representative for something like 26 or something.

[SPEAKER_00]: Damn.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well, you know, get into it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sex is the only in a life.

[SPEAKER_01]: It could happen to you.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I think Jonathan Bailey is sexy.

[SPEAKER_00]: And you know what, this is not a win for the gaze.

[SPEAKER_00]: This is a win for the short Kings.

[SPEAKER_00]: Let's call it spade, a spade.

[SPEAKER_00]: How tall is he?

[SPEAKER_00]: Jonathan Bailey, he's giving five, six.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know how tall he is, but this has five, 11.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh honey, oh honey, you know a lot of things say a lot of things a lot of things say a lot of things if you Google Hot Hall I am it says five five so and a lot of things say a lot of things I'm not five five I'm at least five six or seven.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know Jonathan Bailey's only your older than you okay [SPEAKER_01]: And yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Now remember it's been a while since we recorded but remember when I texted you what I found out that Carly Ray Jepson's husband has the exact same birthday as me.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, that was very exciting text to get.

[SPEAKER_00]: I was actually like I was freaked out by how cool of news that was.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, thank you.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I learned that Carly Rage Epsom was pregnant.

[SPEAKER_01]: So I googled is Carly Rage Epsom married and it said yes, so then I googled who is Carly Rage Epsom's husband and then it told me and then I googled how old is Carly Rage Epsom's husband and it said we have the exact same birthday.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's crazy.

[SPEAKER_01]: Good morning.

[SPEAKER_01]: I can't wait to tell her her someday.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, she's gonna be gagged and goop tomorrow morning.

[SPEAKER_01]: I just know it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just gonna, what if I just start commenting it on all of her Instagram posts?

[SPEAKER_01]: You could be fun.

[SPEAKER_01]: You could.

[SPEAKER_00]: I wouldn't give it a like if everyone else please help.

[SPEAKER_01]: Congrats on your baby.

[SPEAKER_01]: Did you know me and your husband have the exact same birthday?

[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like that's, that's a fun comment.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's unique.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's personal.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's, it's, it's giving, hey, [SPEAKER_00]: a little bit you know who's up in carillary jepsons nachos who well it's it's like she took carillary jepsons nachos [SPEAKER_00]: that were a little bit old and and microwave them for half of the amount of time they were supposed to be microwaved for or I don't even know they're a little bit reheated but not are you trying to drag Hilary Duff yes the new Harry Duff single sounds like a carlory juts in east side sorry [SPEAKER_00]: it might be.

[SPEAKER_00]: And that's okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: And you know what?

[SPEAKER_00]: I think part of my problem is that I don't have the sense of nostalgia.

[SPEAKER_00]: And so people that are gagging on Hillary Duff's latest elegance, it's like, oh, well, they grew up with her.

[SPEAKER_00]: They were in that even Steven's gig, or whatever she was up to.

[SPEAKER_00]: She wasn't there.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I just wasn't there.

[SPEAKER_00]: And it's okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't have the, I don't have the like nostalgia to enhance the project for me.

[SPEAKER_00]: I just, I can't, I don't know, you know, I just didn't like the chorus and let me actually take it all back because you know what, this is an artist, the continuing to create art and she's happy that she's putting something out into the universe and it's resonating with her fans.

[SPEAKER_00]: So that's wonderful.

[SPEAKER_00]: With all that said, it's a little bit Carly Rageups and Snatchos reheated on the wrong temperature.

[SPEAKER_00]: So that's the that on that.

[SPEAKER_00]: very Leo of you with your Scorpio touch.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I also did see that, you know, it may not be for me, but apparently it's gone viral in prison.

[SPEAKER_00]: Did you hear?

[SPEAKER_00]: No.

[SPEAKER_00]: The new Hillary tough.

[SPEAKER_01]: is being played in prison, uh-huh, and is this like when, is this like when the, the, the coastguard played toxic by Brittany to scare off pirates?

[SPEAKER_00]: No, I don't, that doesn't ring.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's actually kind of maybe does ring about.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, so Hillary's off posted on her little Instagram or whatever about the new song.

[SPEAKER_00]: And top comment.

[SPEAKER_00]: from Joe Exotic.

[SPEAKER_00]: Joe Exotic reporting live from prison.

[SPEAKER_00]: He said, all the guys in here are listening to it.

[SPEAKER_00]: No.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: Tiger King?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: Verified account, Verified Instagram account.

[SPEAKER_00]: And how's he posting?

[SPEAKER_00]: That's a great prigunca.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know, is it kind of like the library where you can kind of get like, you know, an hour on the computer.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, you know, all our psycho jail birds, they have to mess it just once they get out of prison.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you know, there's something about a captive audience or is that what that would be?

[SPEAKER_00]: Captured captive?

[SPEAKER_00]: Are they captive?

[SPEAKER_00]: They're held captive.

[SPEAKER_00]: They're a little bit cat.

[SPEAKER_00]: They're an audience with no word to flee to from the art, you know.

[SPEAKER_00]: Not at.

[SPEAKER_00]: And, and good for Hillary, you know what the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the [SPEAKER_01]: You got anything out of your bullet list or should I take it out there?

[SPEAKER_00]: I have like 20 things, but nothing's that, nothing that was a clean segue to the dexter.

[SPEAKER_00]: And nothing is, you know, we could, we could, we could dip our feet into this next topic.

[SPEAKER_00]: You can dip in our feet into this next topic.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know, who was dipping their feet into the fountain at the grove?

[SPEAKER_00]: Megan Trainer what you saw that with your own eyes it's a new video is there no I'm looking at a picture of her in the fountain at the Grove [SPEAKER_00]: Rick Carruso, who you may recall, tried to become, you know, involved in politics, he owns the Grove Grove owner.

[SPEAKER_00]: Rick Carruso owner of the Grove tweeted Megan trainer is the only person in history of the Grove to perform in the fountain with pictures attached of her in the fountain.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's she looks cold.

[SPEAKER_00]: Was the water running?

[SPEAKER_00]: Um, no, the fountain is not spring or well, maybe yes, the fountain is the fountain is it's giving um, you know, what's that fountain in maybe we were in France and we had to run to the the water where the fountain was blasting up into the, you know, into the sky.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, girl, hello.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, it's kind of doing that.

[SPEAKER_00]: She's wearing some type of, um, [SPEAKER_00]: a galinda looking mini skirt dress with the, you know, a little peplum type of moment next to her.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's giving, it's giving.

[SPEAKER_00]: So we go all of the 21st century.

[SPEAKER_00]: She's, she's, she's doing it.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: And, you know, everyone wishes they could do that, but only only she, she's the first and only person in history of the Grove.

[SPEAKER_00]: So what are you going to do?

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm happy for her.

[SPEAKER_01]: You'll never [SPEAKER_01]: I'm happy.

[SPEAKER_01]: Why is the dog included in the photo?

[SPEAKER_00]: Why did you find the picture?

[SPEAKER_00]: So you found the picture of her next one?

[SPEAKER_00]: The next one?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: Just she looked a little cold.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's certainly in the water there.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.

[SPEAKER_01]: I can't believe.

[SPEAKER_01]: Why didn't we get to perform in the fountain of the grove?

[SPEAKER_01]: It's right in front of the cheesecake factory.

[SPEAKER_01]: There's still time.

[SPEAKER_00]: There's still time, and honestly, all that takes is a leap of faith, I could be the second.

[SPEAKER_01]: Could you believe she was dipping her pigs into that water?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: Is that a segue?

[SPEAKER_00]: Dip in pigs in the water.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's kind of good to bring up pigs.

[SPEAKER_00]: Pigs in the water, pigs in the water, dipping your pigs in the water, like a baptism.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, speaking of pigs, you hear about the Miss Piggy movie coming?

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yes, that's, I mean, it felt like a fever dream reading that headline.

[SPEAKER_00]: It was, it was, [SPEAKER_00]: one word after another perfect perfect perfect.

[SPEAKER_00]: Miss Piggy movie written by Cole Skola coming soon produced by Emma Stone in Jennifer Lawrence.

[SPEAKER_00]: It feels too good to be true.

[SPEAKER_00]: It feels like it's in good hands.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, we need to talk about Emma Stone.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, we need to talk about Bagania.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Save it for we're going to save it for the end because because I want to talk spoilers.

[SPEAKER_00]: So if you haven't seen Bhagawania, go see Bhagawania in a few weeks.

[SPEAKER_00]: They've had the time.

[SPEAKER_00]: And we're going to, I'm, we are going to get into it in in less than 12 minutes.

[SPEAKER_00]: So you have time.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, back to the Miss Piggy movie.

[SPEAKER_00]: What do we want to see from Miss Piggy?

[SPEAKER_00]: Miss Piggy is a glamour.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, sure.

[SPEAKER_00]: A cultural icon, what haven't we seen her do yet?

[SPEAKER_00]: You know, like, what's on the frontier for her?

[SPEAKER_00]: Is she repeating the classics or is she doing something new?

[SPEAKER_01]: I always like when they involve muppets with the real people.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, that's the point.

[SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean?

[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, when the Muppets interact with humans.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: I like when a movie gets remade all with Muppets except one human.

[SPEAKER_00]: Name it.

[SPEAKER_00]: Christmas Carol.

[SPEAKER_00]: Muppets Christmas Carol.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes!

[SPEAKER_00]: Who is the human?

[SPEAKER_00]: Some very serious old man actor, I forget.

[SPEAKER_01]: Muppets Christmas Carol.

[SPEAKER_01]: Muppet Magonia.

[SPEAKER_01]: I would watch him up at Bogonia.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, hell, yeah, can you imagine?

[SPEAKER_01]: Did you want to talk, did you want to talk about movies?

[SPEAKER_01]: Nicholas Cage being attacked by bees on the set of the Jesus horror movie?

[SPEAKER_00]: Jesus horror movie, Nicholas Cage bees.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, okay, I've sorted all of the facts.

[SPEAKER_01]: So Nicholas Cage is one of the five bees [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think he is playing Jesus.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: He plays a Joseph.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Joseph.

[SPEAKER_01]: And, and I'm, I side with the band.

[SPEAKER_01]: And Mary's being played by F.

K.

Twigs.

[SPEAKER_00]: Work.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a, I'm a, I'm speaking of my little twiglets.

[SPEAKER_00]: The, the twiglets dare betray mother.

[SPEAKER_00]: Why did they you know about that wouldn't know whenever one was pissed at FK when Arthur yes, we talked about that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you take it's go you're tick it's got refunded.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah Well as a twig I was I was betraying mother [SPEAKER_00]: Um, so, okay, I'm not done talking about Ms.

Piggy.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't really care about the bees with Nicolas Cage and Jesus.

[SPEAKER_01]: The bees, the bees.

[SPEAKER_00]: Good for them, or I'm sorry that happened.

[SPEAKER_00]: Whatever.

[SPEAKER_00]: What is Ms.

Piggy up to?

[SPEAKER_00]: I want to see her.

[SPEAKER_00]: Jesus Christ superstar with Ms.

Piggy as Mother Mary.

[SPEAKER_00]: Kermit as Jesus.

[SPEAKER_00]: I want to see a Muppets housewives spin off.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, oh, we're all the housewives.

[SPEAKER_01]: I kind of seem to reenacted by Muppets.

[SPEAKER_01]: And Ms.

Piggy gets to be the star in each.

[SPEAKER_00]: OK, OK.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if the Muppets have enough women characters, women Muppets.

[SPEAKER_00]: Do they?

[SPEAKER_00]: It's a, it's a, it's pretty, it's pretty, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, speaking of Wendy Williams, did you see, did you see the good news?

[SPEAKER_00]: No.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, apparently Wendy Williams does not have front toe temporal dementia.

[SPEAKER_00]: A neurologist has concluded.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Great.

[SPEAKER_00]: And that was what they were using to justify her restrictive guardianship for the past few years.

[SPEAKER_00]: Kind of terrifying that that can just be claimed and they like took over this woman's life and took all of her assets and derailed her entire career just just because they [SPEAKER_00]: Well, tariff I happen before tariff I don't like it.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not I'm not a fan personally So I'm wondering what this is gonna what this will mean for Wendy Williams and if she wants to return to TV or what or what have you [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, speaking of TV.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_01]: You watching Survivor this season?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, but I missed last week's episode, but I watched this week's episode.

[SPEAKER_00]: So I had to piece the pieces together a little bit, but I think I'm here in a round.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: I heard you missed last week's episode.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to watch it, but I was listening to this mic at weird, and they called this season of Survivor a snooze fest.

[SPEAKER_00]: I thought, oh, I would agree.

[SPEAKER_01]: I would agree.

[SPEAKER_01]: I would, I, I'm not enjoying the season of survivor or the amazing race frankly.

[SPEAKER_01]: However, there was something important I wanted to say about survivor.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: There was a competition where people won a meal.

[SPEAKER_01]: They won a meal.

[SPEAKER_01]: So they're all sitting around eating.

[SPEAKER_01]: Did you see that?

[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that happens every week, but okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: So Sage, you're familiar with Sage.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sage Sage who in the premiere episode said she had to pee off the back of the boat three times because she has an nervous bladder and she she said she collects black heads in a jaw.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's how I remember her.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: She was eating the meal and she said I got a fart.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, and just announced it to the group.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, well, okay That's okay as long as she didn't do it near the food She well, she farted at the table.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, or or so we were shown She took to Instagram and said they dubbed that fart [SPEAKER_01]: movie, she said she dropped an SBD, but deadly, but deadly.

[SPEAKER_01]: She said they dubbed the fart.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, and you believe?

[SPEAKER_00]: So her problem is not whether or not she farted at the table or she admitted to the fart, but she said it was not loud.

[SPEAKER_00]: It wasn't even [SPEAKER_01]: They think they do think they've gone too far dubbing Farts on survivor or not far enough.

[SPEAKER_00]: I mean [SPEAKER_00]: you just can't believe anything you see in a reality TV competition.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, listen, they took, they snipped pieces of audio from things we said during the race and put them in different parts of the race.

[SPEAKER_00]: So I know they'd be dubbing, but it's like, but I, but it's like fart dot MP3 that you download it on the internet and you know what's my question.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no, no, no.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's not going to be with me.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's not going to be [SPEAKER_00]: who was fart did they record?

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, we don't even know if it was a real fart because if they took a real fart then is that what they have to, you know, give credit where credit is right.

[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe this is an AI-generated fart.

[SPEAKER_00]: Did it come from in?

[SPEAKER_00]: This is crossing a line.

[SPEAKER_01]: I did a cameraman and an audio guy go around behind the bushes and fart into the microphone.

[SPEAKER_01]: Plus, I find where did the fart come from?

[SPEAKER_00]: I would be scared to fart at the table for a multitude of reasons people say on survivor you're having the craziest shits you can't trust what's right what's wrong what's coming what's going well baby they say I didn't know this until i watch it remember they said coconut is a natural laxative oh honey and that's and that's all they be you know there [SPEAKER_00]: Hmm, yeah, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm with, I'm with Sage, because you know what?

[SPEAKER_00]: If she's brave and bold enough to admit the truth about collecting blackheads, about piss and off the bow, about needing to fart in the first place, she's telling the truth, over and over again, why would I doubt her recollection of her truth that she's already admitted to announced at the table that she was going to do, you know?

[SPEAKER_00]: She, I, I stand with Sage, the Fartor.

[SPEAKER_01]: I agree.

[SPEAKER_01]: I agree.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't I don't want nobody dubbing farts.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't want some of farting in a microphone and attributing it to me.

[SPEAKER_00]: Farting in a microphone.

[SPEAKER_00]: Give it all to a tune.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Did you see Trend Alert, Trend Alert, Trend Alert.

[SPEAKER_00]: We have a new trend that chimpanzees are following.

[SPEAKER_00]: Now, did you know that chimpanzees follow trends?

[SPEAKER_00]: I can't talk about monkeys after the Mississippi monkeys.

[SPEAKER_00]: Why not?

[SPEAKER_01]: Why not, I don't care, these monkeys, these, some would, some would DM to be after the Mississippi monkey story and said, how did you get our local news, apparently she lives in the town where they happened.

[SPEAKER_00]: And did she shoot the gun?

[SPEAKER_01]: No.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, continue.

[SPEAKER_01]: Watch this monkey trend.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, chimpanzees follow trends socially, okay?

[SPEAKER_00]: And there's a new trend that is emerging in Zambia.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: These chimpanzees are taking blades of grass and decorating themselves with it.

[SPEAKER_00]: How worked, Eva.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, they're not weaving them or anything like that.

[SPEAKER_00]: They're just sticking them in their ears and sometimes into their butts.

[SPEAKER_00]: They take blades of grass and they stick them in their ears and in their butts and it's and it's their little social fashion.

[SPEAKER_01]: Monkies are so much more to those all we do.

[SPEAKER_01]: You said if you see one that people put the blade of glass Grasp between their thumbs and they whistle it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I can do that and I do why are we putting it in our hair?

[SPEAKER_01]: Why aren't we putting it in our butt?

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, some of us are some of us are certainly some of us are I'm I'm too afraid to put anything near my butt that comes out of the earth Cause poison ivy poison oak, you know things of that nature.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's like I would be afraid to wipe [SPEAKER_00]: with anything in the jungle.

[SPEAKER_00]: He ever wiped with leaves?

[SPEAKER_00]: No, and I'm scared.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm scared.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm scared!

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't want to, and no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, but I would stick some grass up my butt, I guess.

[SPEAKER_00]: I guess it's kind of like, [SPEAKER_00]: Like a little bit of like, um, so do they do, I will, you don't know, but I wonder if it's, I wonder if it's like giving yourself a little, like a little rabbit bushel tail, you know, that I wonder if that's what they're up to are they're picks no picks.

[SPEAKER_00]: Thank God.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if I would feel comfortable.

[SPEAKER_01]: Is this like, is this like in the early 2000s when all the girls would go to the hair salon and get like a feather on on their like tendril behind the ear?

[SPEAKER_00]: You remember that?

[SPEAKER_00]: I do remember that.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, maybe, I mean, what are we but chimps, you know?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, and so [SPEAKER_00]: So we're going to see a bunch of trickles down.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you think, oh, you think, oh, you think this doesn't have anything to do with you.

[SPEAKER_01]: You want to talk about Bagoña?

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, so you think this, oh, you think these belts?

[SPEAKER_00]: What is the quote?

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't remember.

[SPEAKER_00]: So really, yes, thank you.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you think this, oh, you think you just came up with putting grass in your butt.

[SPEAKER_00]: You think this has nothing to do with you.

[SPEAKER_00]: grass in our chimp butts for for years ages.

[SPEAKER_00]: Um, yeah, I do want to talk about Bagania.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I do.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, Corey texted me a week or two ago and said, well, I saw Bagania.

[SPEAKER_00]: I think you'll love it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I the and and I loved it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I thought it was a little slow at the beginning, but when it goes there, it goes there.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I thought, okay, you know what, actually, I enjoyed the pacing because it was accelerating.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I thought every actor in it was incredible, every, I mean, there's like two or three, four, five, maybe.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I really didn't know what was gonna happen.

[SPEAKER_00]: I was really mesmerized by Emma Stone's performance.

[SPEAKER_00]: I thought, damn, is she, isn't she?

[SPEAKER_00]: Is she manipulating?

[SPEAKER_00]: Is she, what is going, I need to see it again now that I have seen the ending so that I can read all of everyone's choices, knowing, okay, so he's acting a certain way [SPEAKER_00]: whatever and she's acting a certain way when she finds out he whatever you know what I mean so like for example the dinner scene upstairs like the context of knowing what we know at the end would probably make a lot of the the subtle nuances of the conversation so interesting and different well Emma Stone's an alien [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, spoiler!

[SPEAKER_01]: You literally told people not to listen unless they wanted spoiler.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so Amazon is and drama down and she loves Chapel Rown.

[SPEAKER_00]: And drama nuns love Chapel Rown.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah, she does things Chapel Rown in it.

[SPEAKER_00]: I also was um, perplexed by the choice of the Jennifer Aniston masks.

[SPEAKER_00]: I thought, okay, okay, I guess, sure.

[SPEAKER_00]: Were those Jennifer Aniston?

[SPEAKER_00]: I can't remember.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's been too long.

[SPEAKER_00]: When they were like, hiding in the bush and they were running out to kidnap her.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that scene was so upsetting, actually.

[SPEAKER_00]: That was like, I really did not like the idea of that.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like, that it was, I found that disturbing.

[SPEAKER_00]: It could happen to you.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and you got to be aware of your surroundings.

[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I do think, okay, does this enable the type of person who's a conspiracy theorist type of, they're not seeing this film?

[SPEAKER_00]: You don't think, you don't think?

[SPEAKER_01]: Ah, Mike, my thoughts was, I was happy that it ended up being that she really was an alien.

[SPEAKER_01]: My, my qualms were when she went back to her planet.

[SPEAKER_01]: Did it intentionally look like a bad Saturday night live skip for the alien planet?

[SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean?

[SPEAKER_00]: You didn't like that here.

[SPEAKER_01]: The background, the background looked thrown together by Saturday night live for a skit.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it looked cheap to me.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I thought this is supposed to look cheap.

[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't like the version of space.

[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't like their version of space.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, well, it has nothing to do with you.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's the truth for them and drama done.

[SPEAKER_01]: I can't believe I just shit all over in drama.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you know, I, regardless, I thought it was Inventive and creative and interesting and it, [SPEAKER_00]: It went in directions that I was like, oh, I hope it goes in that direction and it went in that direction and it was like, even up until the her putting into the code into the calculator, I was like, is she just still buying time and bullshitting?

[SPEAKER_00]: Like, is she pushing a button under the desk to come get him taken?

[SPEAKER_00]: And it was like, [SPEAKER_00]: the payoff of the feeling of like, oh my god, it was all, I guess, yeah, I him doing the experiments on the people in the extra room.

[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, oh, so what is going on?

[SPEAKER_00]: And I think she was really, she was given performance.

[SPEAKER_00]: Because I was like, is she performing as a manipulative CEO that knows how to how to communicate or like, you know, like how to [SPEAKER_00]: because of the beginning when she asked to do the diversity commercial and she can just turn it on in a second.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, oh, you can see right away that she has the ability to use her communication skills to get what she wants or to, to, to, uh, [SPEAKER_00]: you know maneuver her way through bad situations.

[SPEAKER_00]: So like I was like is she is that the whole point of this is that like we have CEOs that are slimy who can just get away with whatever they want because they know how to get through the you know negotiation phase of anything um yeah I love that it felt very original in a world where everything is a sequel and everything is a Marvel movie um I thought the cousin actor was [SPEAKER_00]: The, it did feel like it was a little bit of commentary on Luigi of it all, like we, somebody taking into their own, yes, somebody taking it into their own hands against the CEO who is exploiting the everyday person and the health, you know, the health care type of situation, the like, [SPEAKER_00]: It all felt a little like it doesn't exist in a vacuum, all the people on set and all the people that have created the movie know about Luigi so like I don't know it happened right now after that you didn't think that Yeah, no, I really I just loved the movie Go watch it, sorry we spoiled it for you if you haven't seen it Anything else you need to discuss?

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh the penny is done [SPEAKER_00]: I heard the penny is over.

[SPEAKER_00]: They minted the last penny.

[SPEAKER_00]: So what happens if they owe me four cents?

[SPEAKER_00]: That's what they ever said, or they rounded up, or they round and down.

[SPEAKER_00]: Girl, they're rounded down, and I just know it.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, rip.

[SPEAKER_00]: Girl, okay, anything else that's on your list?

[SPEAKER_00]: I have seven more things, but we don't have to.

[SPEAKER_00]: Now we can wait till next week, tune in, same time, same place.

[SPEAKER_00]: Or you're working people find you.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you can find me playing Pokemon Go all weekend.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my God, same.

[SPEAKER_00]: Can we do next week a little um, [SPEAKER_00]: uh uh where we stay on the egg sash.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, yes, because I feel like I would like to go through our pokey decks is just a Spidge and see where we are compared to each other.

[SPEAKER_00]: I know that you I cannot believe I I feel like Corey e e [SPEAKER_00]: You are somehow more in support among go than I am and it just doesn't compute in my head that that could be the case because you're just not that girl.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like you like a lot of things and that's great but Pokemon feels like it's more my thing than your thing and now here we are your Pokédex is more complete your morons.

[SPEAKER_00]: I ask you about okay which Pokemon of these two is more important to love us.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm knowledgeable.

[SPEAKER_00]: Since when are you the go to Pokemon expert on the [SPEAKER_01]: I'm a polka master.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's, it doesn't compute for me.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well, get into it.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, if you have any grim-snarled rates, get me in them because bitch, I mean, the star dust, I have, I am perpetually at 400 star dust.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I'm gonna do a, I'm gonna do a guaranteed lucky, shiny grim-snarled trade.

[SPEAKER_01]: Ooh!

[SPEAKER_01]: We're both trading each other, shiny grim-snarled and making them lucky.

[SPEAKER_00]: Do you have us, do you have the shiny?

[SPEAKER_00]: I do.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I got it.

[SPEAKER_00]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_00]: What are you using your silver bottle cap on?

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my, my, my Zygard.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you want to be me so bad?

[SPEAKER_01]: Because I caught as I, well, the, the, the, the, the, the Zygard original Zygard.

[SPEAKER_01]: I caught was 11, 15, 15.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, so I just got a, and it's already maxed out.

[SPEAKER_01]: So I just got a, it's already maxed.

[SPEAKER_00]: Max, even with C.P.L.

[SPEAKER_01]: Candy.

[SPEAKER_00]: Wow, I've been using it all.

[SPEAKER_00]: Every Excel candy I find.

[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I did sell a rare candy I find on that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, I did that for two years.

[UNKNOWN]: Oh.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm also, uh, I am so deep in turning every Pokemon into a best buddy right now.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, oh my god, the amount of switching and swapping and you're doing multiple switches a day.

[SPEAKER_01]: You're one of those.

[SPEAKER_00]: I do 20 a day.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's crazy.

[SPEAKER_00]: I do 20 a day and I give all, I get six hearts for all of them and I switch to the next one.

[SPEAKER_00]: Six hearts.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean?

[SPEAKER_00]: I do.

[SPEAKER_00]: I do.

[SPEAKER_00]: You do the battling.

[SPEAKER_00]: I pet it.

[SPEAKER_00]: I feed it.

[SPEAKER_00]: I screen shot it.

[SPEAKER_00]: I train it three times and then I switch to the next one.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know you can just enter the battle.

[SPEAKER_01]: Leave the battle.

[SPEAKER_01]: I told you that.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I thought about doing that, but I thought that's just too much work.

[SPEAKER_01]: I can't do that.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm getting closer and closer.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I just want to have 200 best buddies so that I can just finish that medal, you know.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's fair.

[SPEAKER_01]: How many do you have?

[SPEAKER_01]: 18.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: I have 41.

[SPEAKER_01]: It makes me feel a little better.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I'm about to pass you for sure because I, yeah, if you're doing 20 a day.

[SPEAKER_00]: If I'm, yes, I'm, and I'm tuned in clocked in.

[SPEAKER_00]: So anyway.