Episode Transcript
Get into Gate.
Speaker 2Episode three hundred and eleven took an s g A the final wrap up.
It's the final rank, Mitch and Maddie here and to do a rank, and we really got to clear the pipes here as it were with some with some star.
You're what we needed for this rank.
Speaker 3Well, I love you, Mitch, but sometimes you grip is just not is not where I.
Speaker 1Need it to be.
Speaker 3Just you know, you forget episodes sometimes and you know you're not You're not quite present in the rank.
Speaker 1And I'd say you just need a more experience hand.
Speaker 2Well we done that he has too, Yeah, yeah, very good.
Is that your left hand on top of the right.
It doesn't matter, doesn't matter.
Speaker 4You just couldn't strap yourself in the Jeesus the stranger.
Speaker 3He sits on them both and then they're both the stranger.
Speaker 2I was gonna say, Brendan told me that, but then how do you teach that?
Never mind, scrubs, I sat on.
Speaker 3Your hand because if you can't feel it, it's not gay.
Speaker 1I felt at once.
And then after that that we're good.
We've got it.
Speaker 3We're gonna Tondres just don't exist any actually, just here joking each other.
Speaker 4Singles, get your hand off my leg please.
Speaker 2This is what we had have you to sit in the opposite sides of the studio for the first you know, a bunch of years.
Speaker 3Now, Oh, there's parts of me that can still reach, don't you worry.
Speaker 4For those who don't know, this is Brendan.
Speaker 1Hi, Brendan you.
Speaker 3This is the first episode someone listened to who's this guy?
Speaker 4Who's that?
Speaker 3Well, they've just listened to like Vegas.
They started with Vegas God, and then they went is perfect.
Speaker 1Some people might that.
I'm like, oh, that was a piece of shit.
Speaker 2You know, I'll start there and see how they go with a shit episode, and then you know, a good discord.
Speaker 4People people like people like Vegas.
Oh.
Speaker 2I saw one of the comments I think maybe on our Patren and said, oh no, I love this one.
This was so much fun this episode.
People are going to hate it.
Speaker 4Yeah, I had to shut that down.
It's actually ranked quite high in on IMDb seven point nine.
Speaker 1Wow.
Speaker 4Okay, yeah, so.
Speaker 3I mean that's high for a season five episode.
Speaker 4I mean they're all great.
Speaker 2Well, I had always said that the amount of times, like we've always said that, because you know, we released a whole bunch towards the end of like especially in December, and so me editing at like a break net speed the amount of episodes.
Speaker 4That I was just listening to where it started off with.
Speaker 1You Maddie saying, this seems like the missing episode.
Speaker 3Of Stargates, and there was there was two this season that I have no memory on it, and then another one.
Speaker 2You're like, this may as well have been another missing episode because you had very little.
Speaker 3I have more memory of origins than I do of it was it remnants and.
Speaker 1Outside that's insulting.
Speaker 4I'm like, hey, I can quote Nagada.
Speaker 1Even though we could all quote ship.
Speaker 4Yeah, those ones were so sick DHD.
Speaker 3He was saying at the end there lost interest.
Yeah, absolutely and the harsiest.
Speaker 1Did you see what it looked like when you were going through the wormhole?
Speaker 4I did star stars?
How could you?
Speaker 1How could you?
Speaker 4Though?
Speaker 3Yeah, your your eyes have been dematerialized.
Speaker 2Yeah, some of my kids.
I was enjoying some of Stargate.
Sorry, Samsung Plus may as well be Stargate plus Samsung Plus the free seven Stargate channel.
Speaker 1I know.
And I said to you, guys, I just took a photo.
Speaker 2And they have they'll have one ad they might have two ads and then I'll just pop up and say Stargate returns in a minute forty seven.
I'm like, why not just get back into it now, Guys, like, why do we have to sit here and wait for something with no other ads to play?
Speaker 1Pea break well that, yeah, you know what?
Speaker 3Or a white down break depending on if it's an episode, an episode with Keller and a cans out, Yeah, you're gonna need a minute.
Speaker 2I'm just saying with the good people at Samsung, they should just take snippets of our podcast and say, hey, if you like this show, maybe like this podcast.
Speaker 4Clean up Aisle three in the Glue Aisle?
Interesting?
Speaker 3Interesting you sae greet people at Samsung.
What what phones.
Speaker 4Do you two have again?
Speaker 2Oh yeah, I'm not missing with an Apple TV though, No, God, I'll watch I'll watch Apple TV Plus through my Samsung tea.
Speaker 3I just said, like, I've got a Samsung for and a Samsung TV.
A's a long time and.
Speaker 1You complain about it sometimes.
Speaker 4Anyway, I've got blue balls.
Speaker 1Let's get it.
Speaker 2We have got twenty episodes, one of them, two of them.
Rather, that's how a double part of works two of them into into one as far as the rank goes, we've got nineteen to get through, a top six, a bottom six, and a pretty middling middle seven that we're going to get through.
Yeah, So that's what we're That's what we go and do of Stargate Atlantis season five, as we do each and every time, we're going to start off with our bottoms.
Yes, we go from our sixth worst all the way down to our worst episode of the season, and we're scoring this like golf, which we just had to explain to matter how golf works because he loves the sport.
Speaker 4Hey hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, which is my camera?
Speaker 1Is that my camera?
Speaker 4Just everyone should know.
Speaker 1If you don't know, you see that ye see.
Speaker 2That hole under twenty four.
It looks like it looks like an American football jersey T shirt?
Okay, sure, but what is it?
It's a hockey shirt?
You know?
Speaker 4Got that shirt?
Speaker 1Quick?
Montreal Metros great?
We called the Metros ye show?
Speaker 3Okay, yep, what's good?
Heated rivalry, heated rivalry?
Yeah, yeah, I'm living and breathing it.
Yeah, slipping in my DMS.
It's an amazing show.
Speaker 1I'm sure it is.
Speaker 4I don't know what you're talking.
Speaker 3About it's the gay hockey show that's taking over the world.
Speaker 4Ah right, it's amazing, and that's what it's called.
No, that's one of the players.
Or Crave if you're in Canada.
Speaker 1What or Crave if you're in Canada.
Speaker 3Crave I think there is their version of Stan ah right.
Great people, great fantastic people.
Speaker 4So usually we do like a nickname for each of the episodes because I'm not going to remember what was infection again, what was identity?
Don't know, let's just give it a nickname.
Speaker 3I didn't know what it was when I press play no, so we got through.
Speaker 2We'll go to yeah, right through from the top to the bottom, first episode of the season through to the final one and give you our I'll get it a gate version.
Speaker 1Of the of the Snops.
Speaker 2It's a little a little one, a little one word snap some that I'm going to let me read.
Speaker 1Okay, just for okay, So do you want to read them then?
Speaker 4And no one, No, I wrote them so that you could with a box of shame for Mitch.
That's the case search and Rescue, which is of course that that piece of audio made on Stamsung phone.
Great people, you can tell.
Speaker 1How Timmy Shepherd dream trapped under a rubble, uh.
Speaker 4Carter cartifired, cartifired, was that that episode?
Yep?
Speaker 1I thought it was number two.
Speaker 3Number two is when he joins the joints, right, Okay, the seed and yeah, that was search and rescue the first episode.
Speaker 1Second episode was the Seed Keller as a hive.
Woolsey was hired, so cartified Wolsey hired.
Speaker 2Number three was broken Ties, which is a brainwashed ronan and brackets, not a.
Speaker 4Spoiler, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1That was the whole Jacob thing, right.
Speaker 3Jacob, and now they decided that was a spoiler.
Was very glad that you've clarified.
Now, Mitchell, I'm glad that you've clarified.
We had that audio of you saying that it wasn't a spoiler when I said that that was a brun and brainwashing.
Speaker 1As long as we're clarifying.
Speaker 3Things, Bredon knows way more about than I do.
Speaker 2Episode four Deadalus Variations, which is the old reality, which is I'm going to call it Slider's Stargate, Ghost of Machine Friend as Doctor Weir, the Shrine.
Speaker 4Of Silence, the crickets.
Speaker 1Why do I have to read what you wrote as the shrine I don't remember.
Oh yeah, I'm bullshit, you don't remember down syndrome dumb and dumb?
Speaker 3Was that I couldn't think of the guy's name from something about Mary.
You're the Franks and Beans, gut To.
Speaker 2Whispers, the All Girl SG team, the Queen Taylor as a queen, pretty simple tracker.
Keller kidnapped by invisible invisible arm band guy, visible arm band guy.
Speaker 3Was he invisible or is he just like, well, you're right, it could be a teleport oh yeh, because didn't he teleport up the small job?
Speaker 4I think it was.
There was some bits in it though, where you're like, there's yeah, because Ronan's gone, there's footprints here, and then there's not.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4You can kind of teleport.
Yeah yeah, okay, yeah, you're right.
Than invisibility.
I always this one always reminds me of like Aris Boch.
Yes, yes, yes, it is VI, Yeah, very much.
Speaker 2I was watching a Hallmark Christmas movie last night and I'm looking at the dad of the main actress and I'm like, where do I know this guy from?
I know him from something, and he's usually a.
Speaker 1Bit of a bad guy.
It was that guy was that?
Speaker 2It was the Tracker guy, and I was kind of disappointed to find out it was him, because I'm like, oh, Tracker anyway, first context.
Speaker 3You're gonna be disappointed when you get the universe.
Speaker 2Then okay, good Doctor Daniel Jackson and the as Guard.
We need no other introduction to that double episode Outsiders.
You didn't even write anything for this, but that was I couldn't remember which what was the one where the Wraiths show up to that village and go, oh, you give us all the people.
Speaker 1That are immune to the disease to take him off an.
Speaker 4Experimental people were like, get rid of those people.
Speaker 2They killed their own people, blew them up underneath blah blah blah.
Speaker 1Inquisition.
The Trials sary for the clips show The Prodigal, which.
Speaker 2Is of course the death of Michael, had the Joker from Batman eighty nine death falling from the top.
Speaker 3Of the speaking of Yes, my beloved, Heated Rivalry one of the main characters in that.
Speaker 1We are less than ten minutes in we with two mentions of heat rivalry.
Yeah good, it's topical.
Speaker 4It's topical, guys.
That's what I use.
Topical oatment.
That's what I needed while I was watching it.
Speaker 1Trust me Time the fifth.
Speaker 3That sort of things started Agett in Raw No.
One of the two main characters, not Hollander, the other one rosen Off.
He played the Joker in No.
Sorr.
Yeah, he played the Joker in Joker, the one, the one that was in the guy that actually did the at the end or whatever.
Yeah, And that was how he got his SAG card.
That was one of his first action gigs.
Speaker 4Topical how he did the thing sag Carden.
Speaker 2Remnants, which is of course the other lost episode, the other last episode, which was Woolsey's little sex fantasy.
Speaker 1That's right, and et that sort of did the hologram.
Speaker 3And then the chick from Genie from down Under.
Speaker 2Yep, and uh and what was it?
Shepherd daydreaming of cool.
I mean, we all, we all love a little bit of.
Speaker 1Him, Brainstorm, Bill Nigh and Neil Degrass Tyson.
Speaker 2Of course, Brendan loves that guy.
Infection, the zombie Wraith and the ship is infected identity which is Keller and the body swap with tit's McGee.
Speaker 4I've always that.
Speaker 1Vegas.
Enough said which the description of.
Speaker 2That episode shout out to Maria, Maria see Sie Atlantis.
Yeah, that's pretty much what it is and enemy at the gate.
We're going to San Francisco.
That's it, all right, Who would like to go first?
Reading out the details?
Speaker 4Let's go, Mattie.
If we can have you from the top of your bottom, have you on your back all the way up to the hairy car bag angles behind the ears.
Speaker 3Here we go in the number fourteen position for me in the top spot of my bottom section Outsiders Outsider.
That was all on the because it was a forgotten episode.
I had no memory of it.
I had no memory of it, so I.
Speaker 4Mean fair enough.
Speaker 3It was fine when I watched it.
I wasn't bored or anything.
I think Mitch and I said on that I said to you on the day like it was.
I was kind of like matt until the double Cross of the double Cross at the end where the you know, the the you know guys get blown up and stuff, I was like, Okay, that's that's a different ending.
Speaker 1So that was kind of interesting.
Speaker 3In the number fifteen spot was Infection, which was the other lost episode for me, the zombie zombie Wraith and.
Speaker 4Stuff like that.
Speaker 3Todd's back yeah, with with no hand vagina that he miraculously gets back two episodes later offscreen, that's a shame.
Number sixteen was Whispers with the all female list G team, which you know, you know me as we say, I'm the feminist of the group.
I should love that, and one of the one of the actresses was from Start as Redax from Deep Space nine.
But it's just just all the misted and the fact that those monster thingies never come back ever again, and the really bad plan with the glow sticks and the well and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4And Beckett's cracking onto the young girl all that dude.
Speaker 1Okay, it's like, where are you from Minnesota?
Sorry?
Said behind her, Like.
Speaker 4Would that say you boot?
Is that your Scooby Do impression?
You doing that?
Speaker 3Number seventeen, which is the you know what we say the number three position.
The third worst of the season for me, higher than I expected the seed Keller being turned into a into a hive ship.
Speaker 4Number eighteen.
Speaker 3My second worst for the season was Inquisition the clip show with the trial uh And as a surprise to nobody who's listened to the last eight episodes of this podcast, my bottom episode for the season.
Speaker 1Vegas, I hope that's what you're going for.
Speaker 4Weird way to say inquisition.
Oh dear, so that's my bottom six.
Speaker 1I can go.
Speaker 2Top of my bottom six.
This will piss off Maddie.
I actually had vegas there, I said to you at the time.
Actually I didn't hate it.
I'd been told how much I was gonna hate it.
Speaker 3But I you also like procedural kind of stuff.
I mean, there's so obviously it's not going to be higher up for you.
If Mushka was in it, I'm sure it'd been your top.
Speaker 4Three, but it didn't deserve Yeah.
You you enjoy a You enjoy a procedural cop show, So I do know.
Speaker 1I mean.
Speaker 3She was also the original Dulcia.
She was going she was going to be Dulcia in the Power Ingers movie and then they lost mate.
Speaker 1Yeah, she was fine.
Who we got?
Speaker 3Oh yeah, well I think I've seen you the Pit of RuSHA Hargey dressed in Dulcie is outfit.
Speaker 1Thank you so much.
From all that was my heat of rivalry.
Speaker 4Yeah, from the blood rushing from your head to your other.
Speaker 1Head, thank you.
I then have the Queen.
Speaker 2Yeah, I just just didn't really give too much of a shit about that.
Episode Number sixteen was the seed probably, Yeah, higher than I like you said, higher than maybe it was otherwise going to be, but you had this high Madi Bits Outsiders, I've got my third bottom.
Speaker 1I think when I was ranking, I was thinking more about how.
Speaker 4We spoke about how we spoke about.
Speaker 2It more in the podcast, and we just sort of said, you know that, like that that annoying guy that was going around, you know, wanting to turn his own people in over and stuff, and.
Speaker 3Yeah, trusting Wraith more than you know, other humans in the galaxy.
Speaker 2Yeah, number eighteen was tracker, Like it felt like one of those much earlier s G one episodes, but just you know, like again one of the one of the poorer ones.
Speaker 3I feel like if the show hadn't been canceled, he probably would have got a return, Yeah, because they seemed to like Mike dopud but again like they didn't get old mate Riss Box back.
Speaker 2No, and he's nowhere near as much fun as a great comparison, but like nowhere near as dead Man's Match.
Speaker 3Yeah, maybe that's what Maybe that's what the reboot needs.
Speaker 4We need it.
Speaker 2We need the trio, just renaming what is dead Man's Bitch Arris Bitch.
Speaker 3We need the tree, we need Aris Boch, this guy and Vala as just a.
Speaker 1Little old water team, a.
Speaker 4Little trio of of little guns.
Speaker 2High Yeah, and my worst of the season, and Maddie's gonna call me a chauvinistic pig whispers.
Speaker 4I'm just a yeah, you know, liken there.
Speaker 2I think I still had some fun with that episode, but like it just who really gives a ship?
Speaker 4Like we got teas some.
Speaker 2Michael stuff at the start, and then it kind of went nowhere.
It was like the after effect of some Michael stuff and we're getting introduced this team, but we don't really do anything with them.
Speaker 4And if you like horror movies, this isn't scary.
It's nothing like For me, it was just like, OK, can we just come on with this?
Because where it is in this season.
Usually if you're watching on the DVDs, you know this is the last season.
You're like, come on, let's get on with it.
Let's let's finish this.
Speaker 2There's a reminder like that throughout this episode, more of them towards the back end as well.
Speaker 1You're placed here.
Speaker 3Yeah, and Whispers also reminds me of I think it's because of the mist and stuff like that reminds me of that one from season ten of s G one, the one for the where they were all falling asleep because of.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, the little sleep bug.
Wolvesy was in that too, Oh was he?
Yeah?
Remember that?
I'm pretty sure that.
Speaker 3Oh no, that was that was the bugs that eat the meat loft bugs, meat loaft bugs, you know the ones where they're on that Misty had defined the lizard lizard.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, that one, good old.
I can't believe they just came.
That is so bad that I'm currently doing a rewatch, my first one since we started the podcast, so I haven't seen SG one for nearly ten years, so rewatching it with my son.
It's been honestly one of the best rewatchers ever.
Man, and Tilk is so good.
And then you talk about what we just said, Tilk's finding Elizabeth like you wouldn't find that before Jesus.
Speaker 2Well, you know, when I first found that Samsung Free channel, I turned it on and I knew which episode it was, but I had misplaced it by three seasons.
It was what the all female Jafar team seasons, That's right, And I'm like, pis I'm looking.
Speaker 1I'm like, oh my god, how good is this?
Speaker 2Sargate like again nothing I hate nine and ten or hated Atlantis, but it's just something at.
Speaker 4The SG one picked the aesthetic.
You know, I was peaked at seven, but for me it ended once at the end of season eight.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Yeah, it's like we've.
Speaker 4Had four Stargate shows, not three like it just that was a well they did also in the show, like four times.
Speaker 3There's the end of season five and of seven, end of season seven, end of season eight and then so yeah, and then the end of season ten.
Speaker 4So the end of the show five times.
Yes, which was great because we were spoiled.
Yeah.
Speaker 3Those season finales for like five, six, seven, and eight were epic.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 4Yeah, my what are we doing?
Bottom six?
Y?
Okay, bottom six?
Seven?
Vegas is not in my bottom now anyway?
Who had I did the bottom seven?
I'm going fourteen?
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 4Ghost in the Machine, the bitch.
She's dead.
I knew it.
I knew it.
Speaker 3No, she's not fran she's floating in space.
Speaker 4She's she's a floater.
Speaker 3If if Niam was able to come back, at some point, someone's going to find that body and scoop her up and then she's back.
Baby, She's going to ascend and then she did in the books.
Apparently apparently she she did ascend, she was able to ascend and then retake human form, as Tory Higginson makes sense.
Speaker 4Yeah, number fifteen, my going down to the worst remnants.
Jeni, what is it?
Five point zero?
Speaker 1Yeah?
Speaker 4With Colier, Oh yeah, Colier Colier.
Speaker 3Well, I think even when Coli was killed in season three, we were both just like, and that's it for Collier, that's it.
Speaker 4Well we're hoping, Yeah, we.
Speaker 3Had like I don't think either is remembered that Collier comes back as this sort of you know, imagination thing.
Speaker 4I guess technically it was the end of him.
But next I've got broken Ties brainwashed Ronan.
Speaker 3Oh my god, I just realized it's broken Ties.
And then the guy's name was tire Tear.
Yeah, maybe it should have been broken Tires.
Speaker 4With Shane Gillis whispers is my third worst to get that reference the guy that.
Speaker 2I showed you that's a great Trump impression the other week, the extent of comedian.
Speaker 1Yeah, that guy, he looks like Mackay.
Speaker 4That's his joke.
Speaker 2There's there's there's the great clip of him talking about the Special Olympics.
But then I've seen him talk about the bit about the special and it's like, I would never even play on this podcast.
But it's one of the greatest punchlines I've heard.
Speaker 1It's fantastic.
Speaker 3It sounds like a cricket player.
When you said his name, I thought, Shane, Yeah, yeah, it sounds.
Speaker 4He'd be dragonful.
Speaker 1He come out and smacked the guards, so he doesn't.
Speaker 4Yeah, totally second worst for me Outsiders, and the very worst one for me inquisition that the clip show trial.
I mean, we've gone we've done this so many times to quote O'Neill, We've done.
Speaker 1This to quote O'Neil.
Speaker 4Best.
Speaker 1We could do the best we can do poor.
Speaker 4I tried Prisoners SG one did it better?
Charmed did it better?
Speaker 3And that's saying something because it was a late season Charmed episode, so.
Speaker 4And actually ranked the worst in IMDb with a six Is it wow?
Worst of the season on that.
Wait, how does that compare to Emancipation?
Yeah?
What did you say?
It was six point two or something.
Speaker 3If it be emancipation, that's it has to be talking about yourself.
Speaker 4We're googling ancicipatient five point nine.
Speaker 1I'm pretty sure emancipation.
Speaker 4The Stargate episode Politics is seven I'm like, what, no.
Speaker 3Politics is five point nine as well as.
Speaker 4A time changed it.
Yeah, more people have been voting.
It's a tie.
Speaker 1Both my two favorite episodes from season one trifecta.
Speaker 3Grace was far from my favorite episode, but I didn't hate it as much as Brendan does.
Speaker 2I randomly turned on Samsung the other day and I just saw some alien faces and I was like, I don't think I remember this episode.
And then just the the aesthetic of the space they were feeling, and I'm like, is this space?
And then it's sudd I'm like, I'm not even gonna I was up wrapping presents.
Speaker 1I had nothing better do it.
I don't even think I'm.
Speaker 3Gonna Grace seven point one.
Wow, Okay, bit of a resurrection remember.
Speaker 4The one with the girl clone of.
Speaker 3Seth that like the one that the one that Amanda Tapping directed at like the end of the Yeah, the glass box glass box to the redhead chicken glass six point eight.
Yeah, there was some good bits, but and emancipation is five point nine.
Speaker 4Bullshit, it's about all right.
I told you God, I didn't told you so.
Speaker 3Actually, someone on the discord, I wish I brought my laptop someone on the discord set me and it's like it puts it all into a graph.
It puts all the IMDb ratings into like a graph for you and shows you.
Speaker 4Like the that's what we need spreach sheet.
Yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, if someone wants to do a spreadsheet of our ranks, that'd be great.
Speaker 4Our ranks.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3Someone was asking about that family six point seven.
That was That was the season two episode with Ryo.
Speaker 1Yeah, well fair enough.
We could have told you that.
Speaker 4What about fifth Commandment?
Fifth Commandment?
Was it first commandment?
First Commandent?
Speaker 3Why do I say fifth because it's the other Robert C.
Cooper episode, First command six point five one False Step six point seven.
Speaker 4Yeah, that's a banger.
We made it a bang.
Dicking the grin that's one of my favorite things of this show Alien.
There's weird plant Aliens dicking the.
Speaker 3Ground, yep, trying to get to that mother plant, trying to get their mushrooms to touch the mushroom.
Speaker 2I pulled in today and Brennan was was waiting and I pulled up, were in the window, and I've got my kids here, Maddie, and I said episode how Brendan, I'm just explained to the kids about the podcast, and I was just talking about, like, you know, the difference in things that are the same, and like, you know, there are other starget podcasts, I said, but with us, And I said, you know, we've had a few differences along the way, and I'm like, I was building up to something as I pulled into the driveway when I saw Brandon's so all of a sudden, they had this break in the conversation.
I said, anyway, so we come up with a thing called poop Planet, and you can throw that into the same realm as Tilk was hunting for a lizard while we talked about the poop Planet.
Speaker 1It's like, what the fck is going on?
The transcript of this episode is going.
Speaker 3To be disclosure six point five.
Speaker 4All right, I'm determined to find.
Speaker 1Something to want to validate.
Speaker 3I mean, there's no point going through season.
Speaker 4Yeah, it's emancipation.
Everyone knows that.
Stop looking.
Speaker 3It's literally I told you that, it's literally too Emancipation and Politics are the only ones I can find under six.
They're both at five point nine.
This is a stitcher.
I blame our listeners.
Speaker 4Actually, our listeners are great.
Speaker 3Wait wait wait wait this can this This will be my third Heated Rivalry mentioned.
I'm determined because this is it's Canadian show.
The main character is a Canadian.
I'm convinced that he will one listens to Stargate or watch your Stargate, but two potentially listens to our podcast.
Speaker 4So I don't believe it.
Speaker 3He wait, wait for it, Okay, he's in he's in the hospital bed right.
Someone comes to see him and he calls them over, and when they come over and touch his hand, this is what happens.
Speaker 5You ready, come on that delivery co Stargate fan for sure.
Speaker 4Yeah, that's Holander.
Come try wait.
Speaker 2Un till he sees your your shirt with his name.
W MA, oh god, crossover, can't imagine.
Speaker 1Stug it Heated Rivalry, the crossover the world has been waiting for.
Speaker 2Talk dirtier Middle seven.
Maddie, you want to go first to this one again, and we're going to be starting from number thirteen, number thirty, the way.
Speaker 1To the seven to the hearing mail.
Speaker 3Oh it's getting up there, number thirteen, the Queen, number twelve, Tracker, number eleven.
I think this is its first mention.
Speaker 4The Prodigal.
Speaker 3Never been a huge fan of Michael, and this is one of his weaker episodes.
Speaker 4Yeah, and it was kind of just like the storm in the eye at two point.
Speaker 3Oh.
Speaker 4For me, it was just good call.
They just come in and it's just kind of the same thing.
Speaker 3Actually, this is something I gonna ask you because you're a parent, asked Mitch when we did this episode as well.
There's that moment where Taylor's running with the baby and she goes and puts the baby into like the little hidden panel in the wall and then hides with the baby.
Now, I feel like Taylor in the past would have hidden the baby and then gone out and kicked some masks, but instead she went hid with the baby.
Speaker 4Do you find that like that.
Speaker 3Matches with her character now that she is a parent, that that is something that you buy Taylor doing or did that seem a little out of character for what we know Taylor to be.
Speaker 4I think it's okay for her because she's what single parent?
But what no, no single parents useless.
He's useless.
He was dead, might as well be might as well be.
Speaker 3Yeah, I think baby got more screen time than him.
Speaker 4Maybe that was just his acting.
Speaker 3Oh shit, No, I don't think we've actually had to see him non rathe fight.
I think like in the start of the season he got non rath fight and we never saw him again.
Speaker 4That's why I just assumed she was a single parent.
Speaker 3But yeah, so where's he?
Speaker 1Where is he?
Speaker 4World?
Banging bitches is the dirty eth Osians as you say, Maddie, No, that's low pitch.
Speaker 3That's low pitch that talks about bagging bitches.
Speaker 4I think it's okay for her because some what if the baby's because they're after her or the baby, the baby there after, the baby after the baby, so she kind of has to smother it in case of cries.
Speaker 1Right about to ask you because I said not quite like that.
Speaker 2I said I would have if I was a woman, and I'm not.
But like, having been around and been a parent, stuff and the baby stuff, you stick it on the.
Speaker 1Booby, shut it up.
Speaker 4I'm going to shut you up to God.
Speaker 2Yeah, but I do that.
I do that for funzie.
Smothering myself with a boob, that's what I like, really shucking.
Oh you'd like smothering the baby with the boot as well.
Yeah, death by motivoat is what I'm saying.
Speaker 4Right, Yeah, that's fine because there's heaps of other people on the Landis that should be doing the defending.
Speaker 3Other thing is that it should be doing the motivating, that Taylor should be motivating.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine in my opinion.
Speaker 3Ah so that was number eleven in the number ten spot Broken Ties.
Not a spoiler with Rownan getting brainwashed.
I do wish he'd shaved his head.
Speaker 4That would have been cool, but yeah, that would have been sweet.
Speaker 3The irony being that, you know, for seven seasons Chris Judge was like, can I please grow some hair?
Can I please grow some hair?
Four seasons in Old masis like, can I get rid of all my hair?
Can I shave my head please?
Number nine Remnants, number eight Search and Rescue the season opener, and number seven tit's McGee identity, identity.
Speaker 2My number thirteen, I've got the prodigal Yeah, like just Michael being a bit weak, like him sitting there just like pandering to Taylor over even though he had all the power, and it was just like at any moment where she wasn't going to buy into his bullshit.
He was like, Oh, you just saw the concern in his eyes.
I'm like, I feel threat had a bit of an episode.
Speaker 3Yeah, and dressed like Finster from Power Rangers.
Speaker 4A little leather apron.
Speaker 1But didn't pull it off as well.
Speaker 4He looked like a bloody Tokra.
Speaker 3Yeah yeah, well no, like he's looked so much more menacing in other episodes, and this it just.
Speaker 4Looked like an old man tinkering in a workshop.
I never liked the character personally.
Speaker 1Yeah, my number twelve far higher than what than what Brennan had it, And I understand why you got it there.
Speaker 2I've got inquisition And it probably goes back to what I was saying to Maouta in the podcast, saying that I feel like there was an interesting enough episode there without the need for the clip show.
Like it worked, it worked into what they were doing.
But every time they I'm like, no, no, I actually want to understand the consequences and the consequence of the consequences of the idea of these guys from a foreign galaxy being there, thinking that they're helping and finding out about like all my women that's sitting there going, oh, my planet died because of the guys that you helped unleash and blah, like I would love to see that sort of trailer body that was interesting, but instead it was showing what had happened and pressing play on some old and.
Speaker 3As I said, it would have been better if we'd actually been able to watch Shepherd just like get a piece of fruit and a bowl and be like.
Speaker 4And like act it all out.
Speaker 2That well, that was that was in The Prodigal as well.
I remember I said that was Michael.
Well that's right, because it started off and then it went back with like twelve hours later.
I recapped how Michael got there, and it's like he walked into a room and I don't know how recently you watched that episode, Brendan, but he like walks into the room and he says to his other Wraith, now it's time to begin.
And then it cuts back to the present and Taylor goes time to begin what And I'm like, are you were you quoting itself and you're retelling of the story.
Speaker 1You're sad Michael.
Speaker 3And then I walked in readjusted my junk.
Yeah, now it's done.
Speaker 1I have a huge slug tailor pitch number eleven.
I've got infection there.
Speaker 2Yeah, I didn't mind running around in a hive ship and sort of you know out there and yeah, you can get all mate.
Then got identity, which I'm looking at now and going it's probably a bit high, But I think I appreciate it at the time.
Speaker 3Well, yeah, he's no larn Your hard always belonged to Lamin.
Speaker 4He didn't like identity, like strap yourself in first to you.
Speaker 1Yeah, oh god, okay, I didn't.
I didn't not like.
Speaker 2I think what I appreciated the most was the fact that they let the other actress play you know.
It wasn't like Keller or rather dull State had to play not Keller walking around, had the other woman act like Keller.
They actually let their personalities even though we were led to, you know, where we just have to believe that the characters are seeing a different face.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 3There's a great two part in season four of Buffy where they do a body swep episode and Sarah Michell Geller as Buffy swaps with Eliza Dushku, who's like the other Slayer, like she's like the bad Slayer, and they swap bodies.
So the whole episode you've got Sarah Michelle Geller playing Eliza Dush's character.
Speaker 4Yeah, and even in the opening credit should have done it.
Speaker 3Even in the opening credits they changed the open credits.
They episode just say starring Sarah Michelle Geller as Faith in Buffy the Vampires and then guest starring Eliza as Buffy Summers.
Yeah, it's done so well.
Speaker 2About like something like Face Off and people I've taken people like, oh, yeah, johns of Volter plays the good guy, and I'm like, no, he doesn't, He's the bad guy.
They're like, nobody starts.
I'm like, he plays the good guy for like ten minutes that entire film.
Did you think he actually swapped.
Speaker 4In faces that film?
Speaker 1He's the bad guy.
Speaker 3It's been so long since I've seen that movie.
I think in my brain I can't tell the difference anymore between Face Off and Broken Arrow.
So I really think I'm gonna have to go back and watch always.
Speaker 1That's my dream trilogy.
Speaker 2I spoke to people at events cinemas well, I want to get that and watch Broken Arrow.
Speaker 1Then Conneir.
That's then Face Off.
Speaker 2So you have bad guy John Travolta, then you've got good guy Nicholas Cage, and then you've got bad guy John ji Volta versus good guy Nicholas Cage.
Speaker 1That's the dream trilogy for me.
Speaker 4Conn Air starring Cole MIENI.
Speaker 2Yes, Yes, indeed, that was my first awakening to that guy.
So yeah, he was he was an angry, angry man.
Then I've got remnants number nine.
Oh yeah, you do too, a little bit high obviously s Brendan's got in fifteen.
But yeah, I think for me, just as a first timer, that I don't know just that.
Yeah, I mean, obviously it's a what's going on?
So the situation of it, that's the whole that's.
Speaker 1The whole point.
Speaker 2But even as it went along with okay, Shepherd has had his hand cut off, very likely this isn't real, but almost how his version of it was so unnecessary to like, like I said, he started off on the island, he was in no position to be able to help them do anything.
Speaker 1So I don't know.
Speaker 2I think I was just left like wondering what was going on.
And then even when it was revealed, I was left their questioning for a while, well why did it happen the way that it happened?
Speaker 4And again, as soon as I know that a character is not real, I'm just like next step tap out.
Yeah, for the grace of God, they're real people, not imaginary in someone's brain.
What grace?
Speaker 3Well, no, I see you never know with Grace, could be the aliens on the ship.
Speaker 4But we do know that Jack O'Neill, what wasn't there light years away?
Speaker 3Yeah?
What I hated about Remnants was the fact that Shepherd did it to himself, like he imagined Collie himself, Like he could have gone the wallzy route and imagined just the hottest bird.
Speaker 1On the halfway there trying to crack under the button.
Speaker 3Yeah, buttanist in the short shorts, he could have he could have had the ideal partner, just been trapped on a on a on a desert island with just this hot bird who just wants to just go town.
Speaker 4To identify all the dangerous plants.
Speaker 3Yeah, Instead, his his scenario is to dream up Collier and getting his hand chopped off.
Like see, this is why I don't like this is Shepherd.
Well, it's his savior complex.
He's got to be you know, he's.
Speaker 2Got to be the big both moon the day.
Speaker 4If he's a gun, well he's not.
He lost it.
He lost a hand.
Speaker 2But still what he did, he didn't he build the whole Rambo thing with one hand, the big Rambo like traps that like fell from the trees and like full first blood at everyone through the jungle.
Didn't he do that with one hand?
I thought that I thought that.
Speaker 3Was the I thought that was the tracker guy.
Speaker 2No, this was like he escaped.
Yeah, it was definitely that was like he escaped.
That's what made me this can't be real, because you this can't be what's going on.
Speaker 3I just maintained that Collier is his sexual dream.
And then at a certain point Robert Darvey, Robert Darvey was going to jerk off Shepherd with his own severn hand, you know, and then and then and then Shepherd was going to fill the craters on Collier's face with some clag Yeah.
Speaker 1Great people.
Speaker 2Number nine sorry, number eights, Number eights, I have number eights.
I have green needle, Breen storm yep, number seven, broken ties.
I like how much Jason member I had to do in this episode, Like I feel like he has to do nothing for most of this entire series.
Speaker 3And did he say in the comment here, it's like the best experience to date he'd ever had.
Speaker 4Like when he thought it was his best work until work he.
Speaker 3Like shot all over Cooper by saying, how much of a great director Robert was it?
Speaker 4Mario as a Party did that one.
Speaker 3I think whoever it was, whoever it was, he was saying, how like just the director who's got the best workout of him his entire career.
Speaker 4Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, Ken Garotti, Ken Garotty it was.
I was going to say, early on season.
Speaker 3Yes, Mario as a Party did the pilot for the Grace of God.
I mean, what I thought of Children of the Gods, what I thought of Garrotty is because he did Cold Lazarus.
Speaker 4Right, Yeah, that's what it was.
Drop a cold Lazarus.
Yeah, right on Cooper's face.
All right.
So this is now the middle section, which is sad for me.
But anyway, Number thirteen going up is Vegas.
Ye not, I mean the first time you watched it.
Speaker 3Sorry, I was taking drinking he said that, w what's sad.
Speaker 4Because I originally had it in the bottom.
Well, that's not gonna matter.
We only do like the top three, bottom three, and I just think it's just MISPLACEDO.
Speaker 3And filmed last.
So they actually filmed the finale.
And then if you think about it, Ronan and Taylor aren't even the episode.
So Ronan and Taylor would have wrapped a week before everybody else.
Speaker 1Yeah, that sucks.
Speaker 4Yeah, Shepherds trying to get on the n CIS or CSI or something.
Eleven No.
Twelve infection, the Wraith infected ship.
Eleven identity just something.
Speaker 3That occurred to me that we didn't talk about during the episode of that.
The Hive ship split in half and the half that the team were on fell towards the planet.
Does that mean the other half is just still sitting in orbit around Yeah, planet decay.
They never sort of dealt with that.
I feel like it would just burnt up in the atmosphere.
Speaker 4I would have loved a plot point about it.
Speaker 3Since we can just make anything like it's a it's a made up show, we can actually just write anything we want that.
Speaker 4I wouldn't worry about it.
Number ten No, sorry, what was that?
Up to ten?
Episode one Search and Rescue just a mic cool episode again, like they're in his lab.
I know he wasn't in it.
Speaker 3March, but I would say probably the weakest season opener of the series, and ironically the only one not directed by Martin Wood.
Speaker 4So correlate that how you will.
Yeah, it was just a lot of we're stuck underground and can't beam you out.
Speaker 3So the weird dream sequence having glasses of wine with Taylor Yeah, which was apparently a soprano's reference, said to commentary, a glass of wine.
Speaker 4Yeah, number nine, the Prodigal, Yeah, the Prodigal Michael, the Storm and the Eye.
Number eight, the Queen.
I mean, I didn't like the idea that they can just face swap.
Speaker 3Yeah, like it makes sense in Star Trek when they did it, when when they put Diana Troy made of a romulin and stuff like that.
Speaker 4That's fine, and that's the one.
But I think that's the two.
I think that's the two.
Speaker 1Actually, I'm really going to catch up here.
Speaker 4See this is why when Brennan's not here, because he's not he to remind you to play the button.
Speaker 2Well, I was looking at him when you first mentioned an actress and said she's from Star Trek blah blah blah blah, and I was sort of I was waiting for and maybe that was one of those like hey, it's part of what we're talking about, so it's like, yeah, anyway.
Speaker 3No, that was cole Meani.
I got over the cole Meeni one.
Speaker 4Yeah, because he's because we're talking about from the from the j in this season and number seven for me the seed.
I know you guys had it super low high, but I like it.
I like all of the in Stargate.
I like all the techie stuff.
So anything to do with the Stargate ships and in this instance, the wraith ship, Yep, we've never seen that before.
I mean, it wasn't done perfectly because you like, hang on, what about this scenario?
What about this scenario?
Like how if if this is the way that they make hive ships with Keller inside the ship and then she's being infected, then they make a giant Atlantis wraith ship, which I guess was kind of the point.
How do they what do they do with?
How do they other ones?
Speaker 1Yeah?
Speaker 3And that that was what I that was the issue that I had the most is because there were points where Keller could tell where people were.
If someone was near, some of her tendrils get off me.
So it's like, so does that mean that the core of every wraith ship is there a human or a wraith body that becomes like an ai that at which point every time we've been sneaking around and a wraith hive ship, how is it not known?
Speaker 4I just she would have eventually not become like not be her and just be like an organic yeah, like transformed.
Speaker 3Yeah, I just would have Yeah, I would have liked to expand on them a little bit.
Yeah, and just just all the all the tentacles and stuff just looked a little a little naf like just a little bit, you know, like either go full Henti or don't like you know what I mean?
Speaker 4And I think, like you guys were saying in the episode, it would have been better if Ronan had have saved it.
Yeah, John Jack John having to ram it, like ram his puddle jumper into the town.
Yeah, what good was that going to do?
Speaker 1Yeah?
Speaker 4Exactly.
But anyway, I like the I like the techie stuff side of it.
That's why I always enjoyed that episode.
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3This is my top six top Here we go from number six, working my way up, controversially perhaps number six, the finale Enemy at the Gates.
Speaker 4Fair enough.
It's good.
Speaker 1It's good.
Speaker 3I wanted better, but it was good.
We're still good.
Speaker 4Number five Deadless Variations.
Oh I'm interested.
Speaker 3Number four sorry, Brendan brain brainstorm.
Speaker 4Oh really yeah, yeah I quite like that.
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 4I like the episode.
Yeah, yeah, it is.
Speaker 3It's not one that I ever really go, oh, I really need to watch Brainstorm.
Like there's nothing in it that makes like Every now and then, I'll be watching something on TV, or we'll say something, or I'll see something on social media and will just remind me of an episode of Scrubs or a Mister to Buffy or you know, and I have to go watch that.
At no point have we ever done anything where I've gone, oh, I need to go and watch Brainstorm.
But when I watch it, I'm like, yeah, this is pretty fun.
It's self referential enough.
You know, it's a month and gear episode, so I'm surprised I like it that much.
But he is a good writer, I will you know, it's his personality that you know, he's Circle two thousand and eight, two thousand and seven personalities.
Speaker 1Still good enough for a SoundBite.
Speaker 4I with Brainstorm.
Yeah, I've always liked it.
I think maybe because I've rushed the rewatch because we're let's go behind the scenes.
I came in for the new Stargate series announcement and then you guys were doing Brainstorm, so I hung around for that, so I kind of skimmed through it.
But I've always enjoyed it.
It's just old mate annoys me.
Speaker 2Yeah, alright, that was one of my favorite episodes to edit the podcast.
Speaker 3Oh really, that's very good, brilliant Alright.
My top three in the number three position, the Shrine.
I do think it's probably a fan favorite.
I wouldn't be surprised if it's not, like the top rated episode of this season.
I feel like any Stargate, Yeah, any Atlantis episode you like, fan you talk to, they definitely mentioned the Shrine number two.
I mean, it's no surprise to anybody ghost in the machine, even when it's not Tory.
It's a weird episode.
So I'm still upset.
Speaker 4I did like you like you actually liked it, though, like because I sort of like, why are we doing this?
Speaker 3I wish obviously that Tory had come back for it would have been better.
I think they did a good job to make it believable why it wasn't Tory, So I guess it probably would have hurt me more if the last shot we ever saw of Tory Higginson was her floating in space.
Speaker 4That probably would have hurt a lot more.
Speaker 3That would have been Yeah, I kind of love the the offscreenness of it all.
With where he basically telling the production of themselves for screwing her around.
But just from a from a production point of view, I love the POV shots, like because they didn't have Tory and they had to go and we had to experience things that we was going through before she was put into friends body.
I thought the po stuff was shot really well, and you know, it was that heartbreaking sort of ending where to me anyway, and I think it's a choose your own adventure.
But for me, some people may go, oh, that wasn't really weird.
Speaker 4Yeah, I think that was for me.
I'm like, that was definitely weird.
That that was.
Speaker 3That was the weird that I love.
That was not blonde weird.
That was dark haired, weird character making.
Making that greatest negotiator in the world.
Well, she managed to negotiate all those all those replicators through the Star Game.
So yeah, sacrifice, Yeah, she got to make the sacrifice sacrifice play that John's been trying to make a series with a nuke strap to his back.
She was able to do it just by walking through a stargate.
So and yeah, I do love the idea that you know, people have taken up with the books and made her, you know, a sand and then retake human form.
So again she's she's even more like Daniel.
Speaker 4So I just did not get that, did not get the comparison at all.
Speaker 3Crazy crazy, And then speaking of Daniel, my number one spot obviously first Contact and the lost fair call.
That's what you can do, Mitch, when you when you're reading out all the all the catch ups, you can play the first Contact music that I got you for.
Speaker 1I won't there is that, alright.
Speaker 2My top six, I've got search and Rescue, which is a couple of steps how either knew, Maddie.
I don't remember it a great deal.
I just in the early stages of my ranking when I was sort of each week, you know, and I've got had it higher than say the Seed, i had it higher than Broken Ties and a few others and whatnot, and I was like trying to remember it.
I'm like, I'll just I'll stick it there, like have it in a respectable position considering I don't forget it.
But as far as Michael stuff go, like you were saying, like when I'm comparing it to other ones that he's in, especially with the Prodigal, it's like far and away better and you did love.
Speaker 3I think the character's name the one they introduced in that episode that they killed.
Speaker 1Off in Sarah Connor.
Speaker 3Yeah, there's like firing the gun at the wraith and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1She was pretty.
Speaker 2She's probably less Sarah ConA, more Ellen Ripley.
I guess she's not the chick.
Speaker 3No, that was what I thought, but no, it's a different chick.
Yeah, she was one of the she was the girl's girlfriend.
Yeah, that's the kickbox the chick, the one from Search and Rescue is the one that died in the all.
Speaker 4Girl SG team, which I completely forgot about.
Speaker 3Speaking of Sarah Connor, is anybody watching season five of Stranger Things?
Speaker 1No, I haven't you old.
Speaker 4Loves in it?
Yeah?
I heard.
Speaker 3She's like the I feel like every season they bring in like an eighties an old eighties star, like they had, well they didn't really do in season one, but season two they had Sam Wise.
Speaker 1No, he was season two yeah, sorry yeah, season two.
Speaker 3Season three was the Princess Bride guy from Robin Hood Men in Tights.
Speaker 2Yeah, Kerry was he in season three?
Yeah, holy ship, I've just like wiped all that.
Speaker 4Was season two as well.
Speaker 1Ye one and two.
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4I just that's the most I've been watching season four.
Speaker 3I'm in the middle season four at the moment because I'm doing a rewatch before the finale.
I can't I don't notice anyone yet, but I think i'm only like two episodes.
Speaker 2Let's just call it Matthew Modine because he was in both one and four.
Dad, you know he's the Yeah, but was he like an eighties star?
Speaker 1Yeah?
Sure, I don't.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 3And then season five, they've got god, what's her name, Linda Hamilton?
Speaker 1Thank you God, damn it?
Get her name in your mouth?
Speaker 3Almost unrecognizable the first time I spotted it, but was until she started speaking, it was like, holy shit, Santa.
Speaker 2Kana which one had I read?
Oh yeah, number five for me?
Ghost of the Machine, yay, number four.
The Shane Rodney.
Yeah, love a good character piece like this late in the in the run, Like, I know it's what episode six of the season, but still like considering the entire especially the Rodney character, to.
Speaker 1Like give Hewlett so much to play.
Speaker 4With, not quite a lifeboat scenario, but still gave him something to do.
Speaker 1Which was yeah.
Speaker 2And also guests, considering the nature of what was going on with his character what everyone else had to do around him, and like like said a shepherd, you know, came out with a bit of you know, not so much the savior, but just like how much of a friend he actually used to that guy as opposed to just giving him ship every other episode Genie again, bring Yeah.
Speaker 1I always likes seeing Jenny.
Speaker 2Yeah, number three, I've got Enemy at the Gates might be a little bit of recency bias.
Recency bias, but yeah, did did quite enjoy that.
And I was actually watching it again today before coming in because it was like perfect time.
Honestly it ended and I left to come to along to this rank on the Samsung thing, so that was like it was just like it was there to remind me of what was going on.
Speaker 4Do.
Speaker 2Yeah, I do love that, especially when the San Francisco Nature.
I don't know if you've heard our podcast from last week, Brendan, but's the San Francisco Nos got spoiled for me?
Done not by me, just some Joe punter online Twitter or threads or something discussing his excitement for the new show.
And he's like, well, considering we all know that Atlantis is in San Francisco and I'm like, you, son of a bitch, seventeen years I've went without knowing that and it's.
Speaker 4Not actually it's on the fucking moon.
Speaker 3Yeah, moonbase, mood base number talking about it at the end of Continuum of course.
Speaker 1Number two.
I have daedalous variations.
Speaker 4I love that one.
Yeah, I just banger.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't know.
I just like the the sliders of it all just they.
Speaker 3Watchability, Yeah, I just yeah, yeah, it does remind me of you, like a season four, Season five SG one kind of episode.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Yeah, And I like an episode not so much with Central Stargates.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, not when they've broken something and they've had to fix it, but when they're part of something that's brought like that, like they're in a machine, or they're they're on the ship or something's gone wrong where they have to like get their wits about them and Rodney has to be the genius that he is.
Speaker 3And yeah, not every episode needs to have stakes of the entire galaxies hanging in the balance or something like that.
Speaker 4It can just be something contained like this, yeah.
Speaker 2And a lot of pressure, I guess, and someone like Rodney in that situation, like an SG one where they had that going on like you you've got Carter who's the genius, but Daniel might be there to decipher something and translate something or tilk maybe a little gulp and yeah.
Speaker 4Read through other stuff.
Well that person's reading.
Yeah, that's what Daniel, Like I.
Speaker 1Was calling for the.
Speaker 4Books in the Ring, the Rook and.
Speaker 3The Mind that we're reprogramming.
Speaker 4So Carter is doing her we.
Speaker 1Need a zero yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2Whereas this you've got like Shepherd, he's not helping that situation.
Ronan, to his own admission, is there to do nothing.
Speaker 4Slamming on the desk because he's trying to get shipped to work.
That was very true.
Speaker 2Taylor can't do anything, so Rodney's just sitting there going, we're gonna like the ship's go.
Speaker 3Well, they did give Taylor to her magic power for that episode where she suddenly off screen has been you know, learning how Earth systems work and stuff like that, because obviously the writers went, oh, we need someone to help Rodney out.
Speaker 4Yeah, good about that in season one?
Speaker 2Yeah right, and then Snap with Mattie number one, first Contact, Lost Tribe.
Yeah, great, great episode, double eerisode.
Speaker 3But yeah, I was I was concerned going into that episode.
I wasn't sure how you would deal because I think it was a little bit divisive at the time, the idea of bringing the ass Guard back after we'd sort of gotten rid of them at the end.
Speaker 4I loved it.
Yeah, I thought it was a really cool way to.
Speaker 3Bring them back as a as an adversary this time.
It would have been nice had the show gone on to see a bit more of that.
Speaker 1And I bought it too.
Speaker 2It wasn't just like them, oh, the ass Guard and now the bad guys, And I know I believe why these guys would have become the way that they makes.
Speaker 4Sense in the law.
Speaker 3You're in the same way that the goal of the Tokra split at a certain point, the Veneer and the ass Guard split at a certain point.
Speaker 4Yeah, all right.
Number six for me is tracker aris B two point zero.
I've just I loved that technology that he had on his wrists, the fact that Ronan couldn't track him and he was also a runner.
And then but he's trying to help the girls, who was willing to sacrifice himself to the moral play?
Yeah, I like I.
Speaker 3Just a few too many injured young girls in that episode for me, probably probably and yeah, something in Mitch and I spoke about during the episodes, it would have been nice.
I mean, they've had four seasons to do it is this is the first time they've explored the idea of another Runner, and like we wound out really early on they were able to Roddy was able to hack into the trackers that are in the Runners, and no point did we ever go and try and find because they said there's maybe only thirteen or fourteen Runners across the.
Speaker 4Roan.
You know how they do the Ronan episode every season if they're like, all right, we found another tracker.
Yeah, and the good ones should be hard to find, right, Yeah, it should be hard for.
Speaker 3Even the end of last season The Last Man, where Hologram Rodney was like telling the story of how everyone died and Ronan set up that little that little group of elite, you know, people imagine if he'd found a couple more runners, you know, and in the same way.
Speaker 4I mean, it could get a little gimmicky.
Speaker 3But if you think about it, Ronan as a Runner, the thing that's unique about him is he has the particle gun or the particle magnum whatever they call it, which we find out us from the Traveler species.
But then like this guy had his little thing that made him do something, and it's like you find another track that had another interesting bit of alien technology, or.
Speaker 4Yeah, you could make a cool Alpha team.
Speaker 3Yeah with all these cool imagine if one of them had the those those gauntlets from Upgrades.
Yeah, that kind of thing where they just had just like superhuman powers or whatever.
Speaker 4Yeah.
I like it.
Yeah, And yeah, I always liked the idea that this could have been Aris Bok.
Imagine if Aris Bok made it somehow to Pegasus, Yeah, and became a Runner.
That would have been cool.
That would have been cool anyway.
Number five Brainstorm had that pretty up there Freeze Lightning.
Number four Enemy at the Gate the finale.
Number three for me the Deadalus variations.
Yeah, solid, I love it.
It's just so good.
The only thing I've really disliked about it was slapping it into reverse.
I didn't mind.
Ye, I didn't mind.
Well, first of all, I loved the idea of an alternate reality drive whereas Maddie calls it a time machine.
Speaker 1Him like that.
Speaker 3Yeah, I mean yeah, the Puddle the time Puddle Jumper had an altered reality I've seen.
Speaker 4But yeah, I just didn't like McKay's explanation if he had have said, because you remember, it was John's idea to slap it in reverse, if he had a gone, I got an idea, I slap it in reverse.
And then John's like, that's my idea, and then Rodney's like, I have to think of like the opposite of me.
I'm like, just cut all of that.
Just have John be saying that was my idea and Rodney going, what's it?
Speaker 3That's the only him being really petty and just being like, I'm sorry, did you figure out how to turn into reverse?
Speaker 4Yeah?
Something like that.
Yeah.
Speaker 3The issue for me with that, and I spoke about it during the episode, was just the logistics in space of the fact that, like in the second or third last reality, we started the ship moving away from the planet to get away, but then when we get to like the second to last one, the three to O twos managed to come in from the front, so somehow they've managed to get ahead of us to come back and save us.
Speaker 4And I was like, that.
Speaker 3Doesn't really make sense, just the logistics in space or whatever.
Speaker 4They continue on if there's no side of a ship.
Yeah.
So there was just a few little hic.
But I guess they were trying to attack the bad guys, right, maybe they were already in a skirmish or something beforehand, or.
Speaker 3Well, no, we'd moved further away from the planet.
Yeah, so yeah, well somehow they managed to get ahead of the bad guys were chasing chasing us, and they somehow managed to get ahead of the bad guys ahead of us and then turn around to come back.
Speaker 4Yeah.
But again, it could be those we've spoke about it.
Speaker 3Yeah, for seasons and seasons, could be the CGI screwing the episode over.
It also could just be obviously, until the episode hit into production, that might have just been something that the writers hadn't thought about because they hadn't really thought about the spatial you know, awareness of everything.
Speaker 4So I think everything in that episode is really well explained and how they're going to get out of the next thing, the next thing.
It's very nippicky.
For like my issue with that number two for me, first Contact and the Lost Tribe.
I was really tossing it up between that and the first one for me, which is the Shrine.
Speaker 3I'm sorry, I think you I think you spelled Ghost of the Machine.
Speaker 4R's way down.
If you want to remind it where I got that at number fourteen.
Speaker 3At least it wasn't in the bottom three.
Speaker 4I'll take it.
Yeah, because my whole thing with Ghosts of the Machine is I don't think that's weird.
That's weird.
See I do, so, I just well, I like to believe anyway.
Yeah, it's like there but for the grace of God's situation for me.
But yeah, I was tossing up between First Contact and the Lost Tribe.
I think the only thing that it was missing for me is that Daniel Jackson is just the ultimate.
He has the ultimate knowledge of the ancients, and a lot of that episode he was relying on Rodney to tell him what was happening, Like we just spoke about in Serpent's Venom, he and Carter worked really well together, and yeah, Daniel would find out some whereas this.
I don't know if it was because he'd never written for Daniel in SG one.
Speaker 3Did he Oh that's a good call, it's your mate, Yeah.
Speaker 4I think.
Speaker 3Oh.
I think he wrote maybe two or three SG one episodes in the in the late in the late season.
Speaker 4Yes, no early SG one episodes where Daniel and Carter worked very well together.
Together.
They found out how to get in contact with the Asgard the first time thawas Chariot.
They figured out Serpent's venom, how to get the ring, how to reprogram the mind.
Speaker 1So they're always working together.
Speaker 4But I found in this episode it was just a lot of Daniel going, I'm sorry, what what's going on?
It's like, mate, it's ancient there, you have more fluent than mackay and ancient.
I just don't and didn't understand what Daniel's going.
What's happening?
Yeah, I have the technical jargon, sure, But.
Speaker 3I really liked the quickiness, Like and I said in the episode, like I loved how petty Daniel was, Like the way he just kept picking it right is his favorite look.
Speaker 4But yeah, you're right in terms, you should have had more of a hand in resolving the situation, whereas, like it was in Dadla's variations, is just down to Rodney.
He dummed him down a little bit.
Yeah, Yeah, here we go.
Martain Geira wrote four episodes of s G one.
Speaker 3He wrote in season nine, The Powers that Be, which was the Varla trial episode.
Speaker 4There you go, another bloody trial.
Yeah.
Speaker 3He wrote Stronghold, which was the Ja'afar brainwashing one look for like with like the Jafar Council and stuff like that.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, old mate, the black boy, No no, no, after him, he was he gone by that point.
I remember it was then he brainwashed too.
No, he willingly became a prior.
Yeah it was.
Speaker 3Remember it was the principal from Gilmore Girls.
Speaker 4Yeah, that's right, got me good.
Speaker 3He got a writing credit for two hundred, so obviously he just wrote that.
And this this leans into your theory.
The last episode of s G one that Martin Geira wrote was Bad Guys, which is the one where Daniel is yelling at the at all the hostages, which you hated that, Like that was so out of character for Daniels, so shut up.
Yeah, I mean, funny moment, but it took away from his character.
Yeah, okay, so yeah, that does tie into what you were saying.
Just Giary just doesn't doesn't quite get the Yeah, Daniels, the Daniel Jackson character.
Jackson is the name.
Go back and watch season one to five.
That's Daniel Jackson.
Speaker 4Yeah.
So yeah, the shrine for number one for me is respectable.
I I just love the whole idea how they had to wait on the gate.
Yeah.
Speaker 3I still have issues with the water not coming through, Yes, and why they didn't just jump in the water and walk through.
Something that I only learned watching it and then looking at the trivia and the commentary is the fact that you see one of those little things that infected Rodney floating in the water.
Yeah, when there, when they're sitting up on top of the gate in the foreground, in the water, you see this little staff is just kind of float by, And then that's one of the that's the thing, Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 4Yeah, they could have just easily been like, oh, we couldn't get to the DHD, we had to sit on the stargate until Atlantis.
Speaker 3Cold and yeah and yea if it was an outgoing where imhole, the water thing wouldn't have been a proade, not a problem.
Speaker 4Yeah, absolutely, Yeah, that's that could have got around that.
Speaker 3And you know, it makes sense that it's a mackay episode and b is written by Brad Right, that makes sense it's going to be up in the top for all.
Speaker 4Yeah, for sure.
It's actually so if we're going by IMDb ratings, first Contact is the highest of the season eight point nine, then you've got.
Speaker 1Eight point nine, and then you've got a.
Speaker 4Three way tie for second on eight point seven, which is the second part of that Lost Tribe, the Shrine and the finale Enemy.
Speaker 3At the Gate, if I, if I can get it, that's four for you.
Speaker 4For Heated Rivalry.
For Heated Rivalry, good.
Speaker 2Episode only I'd watched that show to get some soundby So that's one, two three episode.
Speaker 3I can go back and get him.
I'll go back and get him.
Speaker 1For Universe I don't want you to get.
Speaker 4On my back.
Speaker 3Episode five and six of that both scored perfect tens on IMDb.
Episode five then started getting review bombed because it actually became the second highest rated episode on IMDb.
Speaker 4Ever of any TV right, any TV.
Speaker 3Show, behind one episode of Breaking Bad called like yeah one.
Speaker 1Of the third Yeah, I know which one you.
Speaker 4That's it.
I just assumed everyone would have got on for that Fly episode to give it a zero.
That's the only bad episode in that series.
Speaker 3No, this is purely this episode.
The episode Ozzi Mandius.
Speaker 2Or directed by the same guy.
Really the Fly and I was in Anti directed by the same guy.
Speaker 4I've never seen him.
Speaker 1I'm going to tell you who ruined Johnson.
Speaker 2Oh directed the fly so, which is many people say is the worst episode of Breaking Bad if you're also directed the best episode of Speaking.
Speaker 3Of I do have to watch the U Knives out that all that popped.
Speaker 4Up on watch.
I've watched any of them.
Speaker 3But but yeah, so the episode five Rival became like the fourteenth high fourteenth highest rated episode of on im dB, and then people started review bombing it because it was.
Speaker 1Gay and like they gay or gay.
It's not, it's gay.
Speaker 4It is it is gay, Like, oh my.
Speaker 3God, joy everything we talked about at the start of this this podcast, it's that plus.
Speaker 4Buttole eating, like there it is graph plus, but it.
Speaker 1Is specifically don't just eatn ass eating.
Speaker 3But yeah, right in there, there's literally a spot of a close up on holand in his face and you see his knees going to frame as he's lying back on his bed.
Speaker 4It is graphic.
It is graphic.
Speaker 2I just watched this season, the new season of New this year's season of gen V where Hamish link Lader's character the Cipher.
Speaker 4He like, you're the little what's the chick?
She's Emma is it?
Speaker 1And she's the.
Speaker 3Yeah, the shrink shrinking little cricket.
Speaker 2Noisettle cricket, little cricket, and she's in a toilet and you see this guy take off his strides and go down ship and I'm like, well, they're not going to show.
I'm like, it's the it's the Boys.
It's of course you're going to see this guy's asshole and dick and ball.
You see everything as he's going to sit on the camera.
Speaker 3Was she the one that went down a guy's dick hole or is that that was a different shrinking person.
Speaker 2She just basically rode some guy's dick like a like a strip of pole.
Speaker 1That's right.
Speaker 4It was in It was in the Boys, in that in the in the sex.
Speaker 1Ag episode It's fun, It's fun.
Speaker 3This was the opening of the later season where some guy gets high on cocaine, shrinks down, goes inside a guy's dick hole, walks along and touching, and then sneezes because of the cocaine, and then grows to his normal size again and blows the guy from the dick outward.
Speaker 4Remember the Brady Bunch Janie Grade shirt yees going into dick hole where taking occasionally.
Speaker 3On you know, you know what was what was greg know what was what was Jeanie's master's name, Grief, what was.
Speaker 1Genie's master's name, Master Master.
Speaker 3Nelson, Major Nelson.
You know, he was making some weird he was.
He got Genie to shrink down.
Speaker 4He was he was in a cow He was in that Cowboys show too, that same guy like the broke back.
Oh it wasn't broke back back then, but.
Speaker 3I always got a vibe between him and that the guy that he worked with in the Air Force.
Speaker 4Yeah, that's why he never cracked on the Genie.
Yeah, Genny was a beard and we're like, please, she was up the guys.
Speaker 3I was like, get out of the way, Jeanie way rivalry.
I mean you guys, you guys have been in that situation, haven't you.
Speaker 1Well, no, we've never had a woman involved.
Speaker 4No, that's what I mean.
Speaker 3Like, you guys start having threesome and then she sheds up left Oh she isn't left out, just sitting over in the cup chair watching YouTube.
She's just there filing her nails, gonna come in and paying and getting paid to her by now for this, we'll.
Speaker 1Be right back with our rankings.
Speaker 4Dude.
No, no, no, no, right o.
The rank.
Speaker 2Let's not bringing into the room what we were just talking about.
If you want to find out to hit up Mattie's TikTok and get into some discussions with him.
We have our top three and our bottom three according to the rankings of this episode we have.
We will start off with our bottom three as we do each and every rank.
We have a tie for bottom number three and number two.
Speaker 3Brain is gonna hate this because doesn't this mean like double silver or double bronze or whatever it is.
Speaker 2Now I'm going to well, I'm going to give it a clear break based on what.
Speaker 4You know, how it was all okay divved up and what we don't have a bottom four.
Speaker 1No one went into what right okay?
And I should say obviously it's golf scores.
Speaker 2So the worst an episode can possibly get is fifty seven.
Right there are nineteen episodes were ranking the worst you could possibly get fifty seven.
These two are tied on forty nine.
In third worst place is Outsiders beaten only if you can say beaten by.
Speaker 1The double Cross, the double across the Wraith hunt.
Speaker 4Yeah, the people that were immune of the Hofing.
Speaker 2Drug beaten only by the clip show inquisition.
And I only gave it the little bump to make it worse than Outsiders because it did get someone's bottom placing, which was Brendan ranked it in.
Speaker 4As hes t I put it in my in my eighteenth pot.
Speaker 2Eighteen mean it's worst, like the worst, so Outsiders forty nine points Inquisition as well.
But Inquisition does get our number two of the bottom three, which Lee's for our worst episode of the season, with a total of fifty two out of a possible fifty seven.
Speaker 4Vegas whisper, Oh yeah, I'll take that.
Speaker 2Yep, yeah, it's a It got fair enough thanks to a nineteenth placing with mine, seventeen Brendan, and sixteen Matthieu.
Speaker 4Yep, yeah, they're all trash.
Yep, begone, begone, goodbye.
Speaker 2Now we get into our top three episodes, and I mean two of them, guys are in the single digits.
Obviously, the best you can possibly do is three points.
Yeah, and we have two that are ranking in single digits.
We will start with our top three, number three episode with a total point score of ten.
Speaker 1Not too bad.
Give it up for the Deadalus variations.
Speaker 4Very good, very good, very good.
Speaker 1He's so excited.
Speaker 2These nipples in a number two with a total eight points.
Speaker 1The Shrine woo.
Speaker 4Well, then we know what number one.
Speaker 2Is the unsurprisingly with a total of four.
It had two top placings, one second, placing a total of four votes.
Speaker 4In the machine Lost, which was nowhere to.
Speaker 2Be seen back in twenty one.
Actually, if you keep want to keep score, anywhere to go to?
The machine was ranking at twenty one, which is not twenty one position, but there you go.
First contact Lost Tribe.
The double episode that ranks is our best of season five.
I've start at Atlanta, husband by way.
Speaker 3Way, Danielle, Oh, it's done for the game hairy mail bag.
Speaker 4I had to think of it.
I got.
Speaker 3I got a voicemail from Ben Hay, who slipped into my DMS.
Speaker 4Hey Hay, have a listen to this.
Speaker 6I heard the news and saw the headlines.
Finally, sorry you guys posts about the new Stargate series on Amazon while sitting in my car outside of my new job in no way.
Speaker 3I think maybe he put it in in a message, but Ben's saying he's actually working at the Colorado.
Speaker 4Zoo near Schian Mountain.
Nice putting up.
I forget what he said.
Speaker 3Now it's where doctor Weir is gif giraffe fences or something.
Yeah, but in Aurora.
Speaker 1Thank you Ben, Thank.
Speaker 4You Ben, Hey hey Ben from Kim Stevens.
Yeah, get a guys, long time listener, slash lurker, first time caller, and I mean almost from your very first app.
It's been so long I can't remember the episode you guys were on when I first started listening.
I'll always start at the start.
Anything else feels wrong, correct.
I really have nothing much to say other than you guys are my absolute favorite podcast.
I listen to you every day while at work.
Oh my condolences.
Yeah, which is a complete eight hours of just all four sometimes five, sometimes three, sometimes two of you boys in my e hiles.
We've always said that sometimes one in season.
Speaker 1Five if I got my way on.
Speaker 3You check out, which is DC podcast Solo.
Speaker 4I'm on my third listen for the year.
Jezh my god, yes, just this year.
It's a good thing.
I work in a very loud factory, so no one can hear me laugh or sing your jingles or even Reese.
Your father made you wrong, Your father made you wrong.
I miss Reese and Brendan when I get to their final laps.
But mich and Maddie keep the ship flying and the glue strong.
In the flag, that glue bitch.
Speaker 1Finally three dollar.
Speaker 4Shirt tax right off.
And I'm just so grateful you guys.
You guys decided to keep going.
I'm looking forward to Universe and I've only seen parts of season one.
I hope it's better than I remember.
But knowing you boys will be able to talk about it might just help me get through it all anyway.
Like I said, nothing much to say here, just thought you should know how much I appreciate all the work you've done for almost ten whole thing years.
That's insane to cheez boys.
Kima, she wrote, Kima, Gimma, Kimma, Kimma.
Speaker 3Isn't that the bad guy from.
Speaker 4Kma Kma Hyunda?
Speaker 2Oh?
Speaker 4And I went to the gate con they had here in Melbourne and Nadia is a sweetheart?
Isn't that sweet?
And we've got a picture of Kim Stevens Well I do, and I'm kidding it?
Oh?
That is that going to be part of your own material?
Is it material?
Speaker 1I could say?
How good is that?
I mean?
Speaker 2I don't like how you've just inserted your yourself into the awesome foursome of vest you want to take in talks place, just making it a full you know, whole white team.
Speaker 3The genders are you know, it's very more balanced, very good.
You know, you're never going to see Judge and Shanks in a room together again, I don't think.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2I think that's been mentioned a few times last couple of podcasts, and I've obviously always escaped that.
Speaker 1What what is the story there?
Speaker 3There's a couple of mixed reports, but it has something to do with they after a Stargate they started a production company together and something was allegedly allegedly, yeah, allegedly something was getting off the ground and something about I don't know which one was which, but it was basically the production or no, the studio or whatever said we'll go ahead, but without Judge or without Shanks.
It might have been they said, oh, we're going to do it, but without Shanks, and Judge went okay, let's do it, and they had a falling out.
It could have been the other way around, and they said we want to do it without Judge with Shanks.
One of them said okay, And apparently they had a falling out over that and they haven't spoken yeah, okay since and that was probably yeah, two thousand and nine was post continuum.
Speaker 2I was about to say something in relation to that, and it's my reaction.
My reply seems familiar, So I reckon, I have heard you say that to me, because my reaction goes to Adam McKay and Will Ferrell and they had like obviously did all of their shit together, you know, the director Adam McKay wrote.
Adam McKay wrote and directed and Comman and step Brothers and all the Talladega Nights, I think as well like a bunch of different Will Ferrell stuff, but also like produced a lot of stuff that they didn't even start in or or director or anything, and then they had a massive fallout, and I think it I think it was something.
It might have even been that show.
I think it's got John c Riley in it, the one about the La Lakers La Girls Winning Time.
It's got Winning Time, and I think McKay is the executive producer of that show, and sort of was a lot about getting that started.
I think Will Ferrell was like handshake, I hate yeah, I'll cast in the lead and then in the end just like cast John c Riley.
I think that's the story, which is weird because like he's been in a couple of their movies.
You'd think that enough like that that wouldn't just be it's something to do with I think Adam McKay since come out when I'd mishandled what happened, But Will Ferrell never talk to him again because.
Speaker 4It wasn't there talk of that.
Speaker 3After Supernatural finished, Jensen Accles and Jared Padillocky almost ended up that way, really something to do with Jensen was on board to do some kind of prequel series Supernatural, and like Jared found out about it in the media or something like that.
He knew nothing about it.
I think it's just got ahead of Jensen or something like that.
So they were a bit stand off.
But then they obviously, you know, they worked it out.
They worked it all out and talked about.
Speaker 4It, and they're all good again as far as I'm aware.
Yeah, interesting and that did they ever come about that prequel thing, wasn't it?
Speaker 1They did do one?
I think, yeah?
I think they did one season about the parents.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, because there was another one they tried to.
They did a back round pilot for like a Chicks based on or something like that, something Win with Girls one.
Speaker 2Two Girls.
Speaker 3Yeah, and then I think yeah, Winchester's got like one season or something like that and then it got got ship camped.
But you know, Padalik, he went on to do what do you call it, Walker Texas Ranger.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's right, what five years something like that.
You got a good run out of that.
Speaker 3Yeah, pretty, Jensen's now doing a show with.
Speaker 4You did them Boys?
Speaker 3And oh yeah, well apparently they were saying because of that too, Jared's going to be in the new season the Boys.
They're gonna get like he's going to do something in that.
But then also remember the.
Speaker 1Guy that played four seasons sorry.
Speaker 3Green Arrow in in Smallville.
Speaker 4What's his name?
Speaker 3Justin Just Hartley watch the movie the other day?
Actually, yeah, yeah, him and Jensen Ackles are doing a show together now.
Speaker 1Because he's going on for a while.
Speaker 4I mean, if you're listening, MGM, can't we get Jensen on s G one on you Prime?
Speaker 3I'm going, Well, people have said he's he's aged out now to be to be Batman, like everyone wanted him to be a Batman, but now there's James Gun Batman sort of situation and they're like, wow, he's too old for that now, Like you can't you can't have gens and acles up against Yeah, sweet corn, he'd be perfect in Stargate, dude, Yeah, he'd be great.
Speaker 4He'd be really good.
He would be he'd be the perfect blend.
I think between.
Speaker 3O'Neill and cam I think Jensen got a little bit of the cam Ca Mitchell's about.
Speaker 2Yeah, like if he wanted to, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4This could be a villain.
You never found out what happened to Chlorrel.
Speaker 3Actually, someone I figured I didn't take a screenshot of it, but somebody sent me a screenshot the other day of Dual State's new show, the one where she's a lawyer, doctor or something.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, with the with with the with the father and the brother.
Speaker 3Yeah, and she she's gone toe to toe with Beckett, he's a judge.
And then they said, apparently in the I'm assuming it's in the scene, kicked him in the balls and then he had the cut egg arrests and she had to give him CPR or something.
Speaker 4I mean, people pay for that, right, Jill State.
Speaker 2Rivalry Family Law, that one's called yeah with I like, what's what's the old mate's name?
Victor Garber who was Jennifer Garner's dad on Alias?
Speaker 1Oh yeah, I like him.
Speaker 3Wow, Victor Garber playing Jennifer Garner's Wow.
Wasn't he also the guy in that c W.
Speaker 1Show Yeah tomorrow?
Speaker 4Unfortunately, Oh, madam, you got something here about Janet Fraser's rank, speak rank.
Speaker 3I think we've spoken about this.
I can't remember, but I haven't ticked it off some douchebag on Twitter that I got into a twittered fight with a while ago boy.
Speaker 4Host of Stargate podcast.
Speaker 3I'm listening to open brackets.
Janet Fraser spelt wrong.
She was a she was a doctor, but she was a military doctor.
She held a rank.
We never find out what it was.
That's I guess a quote that I said, Man, that's wild.
If only there was some way to tell maybe something she was wearing and then brackets she topped out at major.
Come on, guys, and then shares like a promo picture of Janet Fraser in her military uniform.
And I'm supposed to know that little golden shell on her shoulder means that she's a major.
Speaker 4Aren't you a Stargate fan?
Right?
In your defense, they didn't say it in the show, correct we dialogue?
Yeah, there was the whole captain doctor?
Yeah?
Why was there never a major doctor.
Speaker 3Yeah, Fraser thing, you know, because she chose to go by doctor, whereas Carter chose to go by her rank.
And no point did Fraser ever say call me major or call me captain or whatever.
Speaker 4Yeah, so shouldn't they have always been calling Doc Fraser her rank.
I guess you could go either way.
Yeah, that's I mean, if we're going by yeah, Carter said you should refer to me as as captain.
Not yeah, exactly, especially when she's wearing a uniform.
So that guy and Twitter in general.
Speaker 2Hang on, I'm literally just getting a live call right now.
I'm just gonna ask someone who's another Stargate mad fan link you're on the podcast.
Hello, just very quickly, what is the rank?
What is the official military rank of doctor Janet Fraser?
Speaker 1I didn't know, don't you know, mate?
Speaker 4Don't you know?
Speaker 6You?
Speaker 1Sorry, we're actually having to go at you.
Speaker 2We're just arguing about someone who wrote in and said we should we should know our military.
Speaker 1Ranks by heart.
If we're going to watch a show that involves the Air Force or into a podcast about god Head medic YEP, no correct answer.
Speaker 4No, the correct answer is she's dead.
Speaker 2She's dead, I'm going to call you on the way home, all right, bye.
Speaker 1Thank you, Lincoln.
Speaker 4That was good.
Speaker 3And just just for the record, when I did post that in the mail bag, Brennan's reply to that was, what part of we don't do research?
Speaker 4Does this?
Speaker 2So there was one that you guys sent through in this little chain a little while ago, and Brendan sent it through.
I guess I should probably read it.
It's a it's a screenshot of our ratings and reviews from our Apple podcast channel.
Speaker 1And the review simply reads five stars.
Speaker 2I like this because my dad isn't it And it says the title of the review is my dad is Mitch Lewis.
And I remember sitting there with that with James when he put that in, and I think he has also ranked and rated Get into Geek and he gave it five stars, and it says, please listen to this podcast so that I can keep eating food or something like that, so that my dad can get paid and I can eat food.
Speaker 1I'm gonna go and have a look for it now.
Speaker 2But he's literally while we do it, James, No, you would have been dead ages ago.
Speaker 3If if you're late this, I mean it's skinny, but not that skin that skinny.
Speaker 4Yeah wow.
Speaker 3I thought you're gonna have to figure out who it was based on, like the screen name or something like that.
Speaker 2I thought it was going to be a bit of Recarch throwcraft Ronaldo.
I know it was when Ronaldo.
It's absolutely James.
Speaker 4Yeah, well done, James.
I got a d M from Marrek.
Speaker 3Fourteen twelve on the discord.
Get amongst the discord, guys, mate, I believe you, like you need like an invite link, but I think you can get it on like our link tree on Instagram and maybe on our Facebook and stuff like that.
Speaker 4A discord for me is confusing because it changes the link or it expires.
Speaker 3Yes, yeah, so but yeah, if you do want to get on board the discord, hit any of us up and we'll we'll track it down for you.
And because because Toasty and U and Brandon are still still running strong cracking.
Yeah, but Marek says, hello, high Pitch.
I was trying to figure out how to get the question to you.
On Amazon.
There are eight Legacy Stargate Atlantis books that finish out the story mostly Have you read them or do you plan to?
After you finish covering SG A first part of that.
Speaker 4No, we don't read books reader.
I finished.
I love the pod, Peter Peter.
Speaker 3But but obviously we have to we have to get through SGA.
Sorry, we have to get through st you first, and then obviously we have the new show coming after that at some points.
Speaker 4Very exciting time, very exciting times.
What's that from Matrix?
Of course I could see it now.
Speaker 3I do believe this episode comes out.
What it's like the final Sunday of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2Weady passed the final Sunday twenty twenty final Day thirty.
Speaker 1Happy guys, it's thirty three recording it.
We'll be releasing it.
Speaker 3The thirty first, yes, and then I mean you guys are used to it.
Speaker 4With our record schedule.
Speaker 3We are intentionally going to take a little bit of time off a month or two just to bang up some episodes after we take a little break on to get into SGU But we are going to try and commit in the same way that I forced Mitch into finishing SG Atlanta's by the end of this year.
Speaker 1We just scraped in.
Speaker 4We are going to try and finish Universe by the end of twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1So do not fret.
Speaker 3We will be finishing Universe Mitchell, are you.
Speaker 4Going to join us in the old Universe train?
Speaker 6Yeah?
Speaker 2Yeah, so if you plan on still recording in this radio station, I can better hope I'm going to be here.
Speaker 1I mean, if my work continues to want me here.
Speaker 4Then yeah, I mean, I mean that's a whole other colment.
Speaker 1I work in a fickle industry and anything can change.
So yeah, yeah, no, absolutely, I'm really excited for it.
Speaker 2Like I've said, my that's for is Samsung plus the Stargate channel as it finished.
Speaker 1Channels getting the bloody you're getting paid mate?
Speaker 4What we get?
The news the other day.
Speaker 3Stargate is moving to Netflix in like America, America, UK and Venezuela.
Speaker 4Yeah, but not Australia, right, I.
Speaker 1Will still be behind the payball.
We'll just go for Elves one part.
Speaker 4And I realized, I'm pretty sure even if you if you buy Prime and you get MGM, it's still cheaper than Netflix.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1I've been honestly, oh yeah.
Speaker 2Watching gen V the other day, I realized how long it's been since I've watched anything on Prime and I'm like, oh, so I'm paying for this service and I still have to watch ads like it's just it's so INFERI.
Speaker 4Netflix me over the other.
Speaker 3Like earlier in the year they went, oh, we're going from because I'm on the just the basic one.
I'm like, they're like, oh, you're going from seven ninety nine to nine ninety nine to keep what you've got, and then two months later is like, oh no, now you're going to be eleven ninety nine with ads.
Speaker 4Like yeah you every time they increase it, I cancel it out of spite.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, I mean, and this could be my that's three out of know.
But Star Trek is moving off Netflix on the eighth of January or something like that here in Australia, so it'll only be on.
Speaker 4It was good to have you on as podcast, Maddie, but.
Speaker 2You know, as Enemy of the Gate wrapped up today on the on the same time that rolled straight into I ducked out for like the final shot of them looking at the Golden Gate, and I walked back.
Speaker 1In and it was like, you know, oh, it's the credits.
Speaker 4Damn it.
Speaker 1I missed the end and I realized, no, it's the opening credits.
Speaker 3Yeah, is it air air cut one, two and three?
Speaker 2Yeah, Well, I walked in on the opening credits of air, and I was like, oh shit, Like and I've said to you before, I've turned on that channel and there's been an sgu because I've just sit the thumbnail has been Robert Carlisle, and I'm like, I don't even want to see the aesthetic of the show, because you guys have said, not only in.
Speaker 4Stories about the Psychoactica, you've seen this as target goes.
Speaker 1Yeah, so I can't.
Speaker 2I can't wait to get into it, and that it's only two seasons like that where we're done and dusted in the next year.
But I don't even own any of the DVD so we'll have to some Yeah, well, madam, I've been looking at facing place and there's one very close to you, complete box sets of both seasons.
Speaker 4Twenty bucks.
Mate.
I'll if you're asking me that question, then I'll let ye.
What's what's what's happening?
Speaker 6Are you?
Speaker 4What's what's your destiny?
Let's see what Daniel has to say.
Speaker 7Any chance of that happening, sir, only chance would be if you reconsider okay, good sir, Rathman's got well okay, are you kidding?
Speaker 6No?
Speaker 7I've given us some thought and I've decided I'd like to come back.
Speaker 1May I ask what changed your mind?
Speaker 4You were fairly adamant.
Speaker 1I don't know.
Speaker 7Let's just say that there's something through the stargate that I think I still have to be the one to find.
Speaker 1I miss that I have no idea what means buy it?
Speaker 7You say, general, Miss, I haven't put through his resignation paper.
Speaker 1Shit, good, so said I'm back.
Speaker 4Well, well, well, full circle.
Speaker 3He spent years shitting on shanks, spending a year to go off and do some Shakespeareut, okay.
Speaker 4How is a year off doing Shakespeare?
Mate?
Speaker 6You know what?
Speaker 4I can enjoy yourself.
Speaker 2The fact that you chose that SoundBite to use as an announcement, I'm.
Speaker 1Like, hanging.
Was this all part of the plan?
You're like these guys, it's a year.
Speaker 4It's like gotcha some dumb and dumb, dumb and dumber or what he shrin?
Speaker 1Yeah where he's trying.
Yeah where he's been in a coma.
Speaker 4For twenty years.
Twenty years, Like gotcha catheter in?
So if you can just pull this catheter out please, Mitch?
Yeah?
Speaker 1Well, oh that I know that, Maddie, I know the area.
Speaker 3Well, isn't that your pet name?
For it the old capital.
Speaker 2Well tampon was taken by by by Prince Charles, so had the whole thing with Camilla when Camilla and Prince Charles now King Charles were like, you know, doing the dirty Diana and co.
Back of the day he's sexting or letters that he would write.
He goes, I want to be your tampon, Like, come on, my head, You've got access to some of the like Gras is.
Speaker 1The weirdest ship, isn't it.
Speaker 4I mean their whole she read, Oh my god, that's so fair enough, brother kids, So that's not it was his dad as well.
Dad get canceled something gross.
Yeah that's nasty.
Speaker 6What was so?
Speaker 1Yes, I am the I am Cat Clagg.
And now.
Speaker 4Was was it a was it a south Park phrase?
Speaker 3But I remember it was.
It was my one go to that, you know, growing up in the house with my mom and my two sisters.
It was the only thing that they never had to come back from was when I call my your sister of bitchy bloodsucking tampon.
Was that?
Was that a south Park reference?
Speaker 4Not into the south Own?
Speaker 6Oh?
Speaker 4Really?
Speaker 2Well yes, okay, awesome, that's I mean that piece this I don't even remember that audio existing.
Speaker 4So that's just like so much that was forever in a day that didn't actually happen.
It's in Daniel's mind.
Oh that was part of the dream.
Really wow excellence, So that's nice.
So yeah, I had had a year off a bit more than that, I suppose, dealing with just and I was just able to be like a fan again and just rewatching and I'm like, man, this shows can't of go past it.
Yeah.
Speaker 3The idea of being able to go back and actually watch an episode of Stargate again where they're having to take notes and stuff like that is super appealing to me.
Speaker 4And I think I mentioned that early, maybe even season one, like at the rank and I'm like, was it a chore?
Like to get through the sea?
Is in't?
And it wasn't.
It's not a chore because you love the content and you love the show and you enjoy coming in here.
But it is a lot of hard work.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 4So, and I don't know if I sense fatiguing your voice throughout the Atlantis.
Speaker 3Oh, definitely maybe off Mike, especially season four and five season and I went, I said, going in four and five is that's that's a rough patch for me when it comes.
Speaker 4And that's how I felt when I left the first I was just very fatigued.
And so yeah, there's only forty episodes.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, and we'll try and I there's and this is probably an off my conversation, but there there is a little ocdep part of me that if we can bine a couple of episodes, then the finale of Universe would be our three hundred and fiftieth episode.
And that just tickles something in my prostates.
Speaker 2Where like, we've committed to that, and so you've like, when done, your done, your calendar up, and what episodes can be joined together and have that effect?
Air and airport because some people have I've already seen written in and said do Airpart one is its own thing, and then two.
Speaker 1And three is another Yeah okay, yeah.
Speaker 2And the idea that we've committed to whatever schedule and then like six or seven weeks in prime come out and go bang, we're back February twenty two seven.
Speaker 1The idea that like you've done three fifty.
Speaker 2And then like, well we can already see that three fifty one to be the new show, so like we're not even you know, we don't if we didn't even need to in a.
Speaker 4Way, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3Yeah, with the new showing, I'm a little I'm a little more lax on the whole three fifty because if if there was no New Stargate and we finished on three fifty and we did three and fifty episodes pos specials, I'd be very happy.
Speaker 4But wouldn't it be great if we finished sgu on three four nine and then three point fifty was the New Stargate.
Speaker 1But no, that'd be zero.
Speaker 4You want to be on episode one, don't you.
You want to say we're doing a new series, new podcast.
I don't know I thought that far.
Speaker 3But then also, if they only do eight episodes, then we're going to finish the new the new show, and the it's gonna be episode three on fifty eight and my city.
Speaker 2I just liked the idea that, like you said, we're three hundred and at the moment, three hundred eleven commercials because you know me, I love my Phantom comics and like it might be issue two thousand and fourteen that's out, you know, and then it'll be like on the inside to go, this is actually the two thousand and thirty seventh issue because like way back when in the seventies and eighties, they would have issue eight ten and then issue eight ten A.
Speaker 4I don't know why they.
Speaker 2Did it, but like they have, they have had that many, but they only numbered it a certain way.
So I actually liked the idea of looking at our podcast and you can see three eleven, but on a Apple it'll be like, yeah, there's three hundred and thirty seven or something.
Speaker 3Well something we spoke about it a few months ago or maybe earlier this year, that anime show One Piece because it got its stample track while saying how like it's one of the longest running anime cartoons ever.
Yeah, they've just they've just decided they're going to wrap up the show after fifteen hundred episodes and then and the creators have gone, okay, so after episode fifteen hundred and fifty five, that's the end of season one.
A couple more little marbag things I just want to get in because we're talking about prime and stuff like that.
Maybe it's better it goes over to Netflix.
Just because someone sent us through this.
I think it might have been Jacob.
It's a screenshot of you know, him watching Stargate or SG one on Amazon in America.
Star Get SG one Primetime Emmy's one time nominee in two thousand and five ten seasons two thousand and two.
Not sure where that year comes from the synopsis included in Prime.
In the epic Stargate SG one, newcomer Koren Nemck plays Colonel Jack O'Neill, leading his team through the Stargate against Duo old threats.
Yes, but like, yeah, that's that's that's some origin shit, right.
Speaker 2There's name come above the title for ten freaking years exactly.
Speaker 4Unbelievable.
Speaker 3Yeah, and Jacob did also saying it feels like one of those late night weird conversations.
I'm not too sure, but he says, oh shit, remember how in Mobius, Daniel taught the ancient Egyptians English, And then that's why the alternate Timeline team was surprised they could speak English.
Maybe that's why everyone in the galaxy speaks English, because the Ghoul populated the galaxy with.
Speaker 4The ancient Egyptians from Earth at that time.
Speaker 3Daniel Jackson is the reason English is the common language.
American English is the common language across the Milky Way Galaxy because of Mobius.
Speaker 4And you still say that he's on par with Elizabeth Weird.
Speaker 3Yeah right, No, no, no, Elizabeth Weir is on par with Daniel wouldn't have thought.
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