Navigated to Hole In One! - Transcript

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1

All right, you guys ready for War the Roses.

Absolutely, yes, ma'am.

Speaker 2

We are going to Middletown.

We have got Macy on the line.

Macy's worried about her husband TJ's behavior.

Speaker 3

Good morning, Macey, Hi, good morning.

Speaker 2

Welcome to the show.

Welcome to War the Roses.

I hope we can help you out this morning.

Speaker 3

Thank you, I hope.

Speaker 4

So, So, tell me.

Speaker 1

Why do you think your husband TJ's cheating?

What is going on?

Speaker 3

Well, you know, I saw a photo in his phone of a topless woman.

Oh and I thought it was weird.

And when I asked him about it, he said, oh, it's just an AI generated photo that one of my friends sent me.

Speaker 4

Ok.

Speaker 2

So, I mean, I guess if you've seen these AI generated photos, they're so realistic, like they really are.

Speaker 3

Wait but is so why save it to your phone?

Speaker 4

I don't know.

Speaker 3

No.

Speaker 5

Wait, but since the Taylor Swift thing, remember how like AI made nude photos of Taylor Swift and they were all around the internet.

AI won't generate like any explicit photos anymore.

Speaker 2

What do you really Yeah, Savannah is so good with it.

So you're telling me the AI won't generate nude photos, which means if that's the truth, her husband's lying right off to bat, it can't be AI.

Speaker 5

So like, if you literally go into chat GPT and type in like make me a new photo or like give me like something like sexual, it literally will say sorry, I can't help with that, because ever since the Taylor Swift thing, they like put legislation in.

Well, maybe it's like an old photo from like a few years ago.

Speaker 3

Maybe it doesn't look like it.

And honestly, he's been acting really strange, you know, Okay, he's being very distant.

He's not interested in sex anymore.

Okay, it's I don't know.

It just doesn't feel right to me.

Speaker 1

There's too many things.

First of all, women's intuition.

Speaker 2

You got that Savannah is always on top of anything tech anything like that.

Speaker 1

So the fact that he's telling you it's.

Speaker 2

AI generated, but AI doesn't generate nude photos.

Speaker 3

I didn't know that.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I didn't either, So I think it's a real girl in his phone.

Speaker 5

Wow.

Speaker 2

Okay, And the whole no sex thing, that's just being married Jeff, stop, bruh stop all.

Speaker 3

Right, No, not in our marriage.

Speaker 2

Okay, Andy's acting distant too.

It's just a lot of factors all in one.

So Macy, we're gonna call him.

We're gonna call your husband.

You know how war the roses works.

We've got roses.

We're gonna try and get some information out of them.

At any point if you would like to address him, feel free.

If you're not comfortable, don't worry about it.

But if you are a comfortable addressing your husband, jump in.

Okay, Okay, Savannah is like a p I I try.

Speaker 1

Man, he's lying.

Speaker 5

No, I just remember that because remember when like the nude photos of Taylor stuffs are going around?

Yes, yes, So now I won't do it anymore.

Speaker 1

I think I usually do one of me.

Speaker 5

Make me look?

Speaker 1

Oh stop it?

Speaker 4

Hello?

Speaker 1

Hi TJ is a TJ?

Yes, Hi TJ.

Speaker 5

This is Olivia from Flowers Express over in Middletown.

How's it gone this morning?

Speaker 4

Okay?

Speaker 1

Good?

Speaker 5

Oh good, I'm really glad.

Speaker 3

To hear it.

Speaker 5

Just letting you know that you are the winner of our online weekly contest.

Just give me a quick courtesy call.

Congratulations, Okay, cool, Well thank you?

Speaker 4

What what I win?

Yeah?

Speaker 5

So you just picked up a dozen free roses courtesy of Flowers Express.

So I'm kind of here to like get the information of where you want to send them, and I kind of get the ball rolling if.

Speaker 1

You're cool with that.

Speaker 4

Oh, do you have to pay anything or anything?

Or is it just no?

Speaker 5

So we do not need anything from you.

We don't need a credit card.

You don't even have to tip the driver like we are just one hundred percent here to give you some free roses.

Is like a little marketing thing that we do here.

Speaker 4

Oh okay, great, okay, so okay, okay.

Speaker 1

Well awesome, fabulous.

Speaker 5

Right, well, if you are ready to move forward, let me grab all my stuff here.

Speaker 1

Awesome.

Speaker 5

So I have a pen and I have a card here, I can take down a message for you, because you know, we'll also send you a little complimentary card.

Okay, all right, can I take down a message?

You got anything in mind?

Speaker 4

Yeah?

Speaker 3

Yeah?

Sure?

Speaker 4

Uh you say hole in one.

Speaker 1

Hole in one?

You big golf guy, Yeah, big golf guy.

All right, all right.

Speaker 5

All right, hole in one.

Is there a name that I can address the card too?

Speaker 4

Yeah?

You can send it to Maggie.

Speaker 5

To Maggie, you said, Maggie.

Speaker 3

The golf cart girl you always mentioned, that's the girl in your phone.

Speaker 4

Hello excuse me?

Hello, Yeah, I'm sorry TJ.

Speaker 2

I gotta jump in, TJ.

This is Courtney Walmart, chef is in the room.

Savannah is the Florists.

You're on War of the Roses on Kiss ninety five seven.

And that's your wife, Macy.

Go ahead, Macy.

Speaker 3

Yeah.

No, I want to know, is that's the girl in your phone, your AI friend photo that you claim to have.

Is that who that is?

Maggie, the girl in the golf court.

Speaker 4

Come on, Oh my god, that's not her.

Listen, I'm not First of all, I'm not doing anything.

I'm not doing anything.

Speaker 3

I don't know that.

It doesn't make any sense because you're always talking about this girl who brings you drinks to the golf course.

And I'm pretty sure you said her name is Maggie in the past.

Speaker 4

Yes it is, and she has saved me and the guys over three thousand dollars with all the with all the free stuff that we've been getting.

So I figured, what the hell I mean she's she's Oh, I.

Speaker 3

Mean lots of free stuff like photos in your phone that you want to deny, Like, clearly that's who it is.

Like you think I'm stupid, but AI doesn't even generate those photos anymore.

After Taylor Swift.

So you're lying.

Speaker 4

Listen.

AI does generate those photos.

And if my friend share something with me, I catch it in that fit.

It's not Maggie, I'm not doing No.

Speaker 3

They don't.

They don't do it anymore.

And honestly, I think you're cheating on me, and I think it's disgusting.

Speaker 1

He wrote in the car hole in one.

Speaker 3

What are you sending her?

Hole in?

What?

What is that?

I got?

Speaker 4

Like?

I got like three over the past two weeks.

Speaker 3

Dude, there's send free flowers to me beforehand.

If you if you were thinking of me, why are you sending it to some drink cart girl at a golf court.

I get you flowers all the time, some drink flowers all the time.

No you don't, No, you don't.

And now you're lying about that too.

Speaker 4

History.

Now we're changing history.

My goodness, I'm not doing anything, plain God, I'm giving giving giving a kid some flowers?

Is what's wrong with that?

Speaker 1

I'm not a kid.

Speaker 3

A kid I saw her picture, not a kid, not a kid at all, fully developed.

Speaker 4

That way.

Speaker 3

Because I don't know why you would do that.

I think it's stupid and disgusting you would even think of doing that.

Speaker 4

I didn't even write anything like Lou.

Okay, I can't prove it.

I'm like a bad guy.

Speaker 3

I can't prove Oh that's what it is.

You think I can't prove it.

Speaker 4

Oh I'll prove it.

Speaker 3

Don't worry.

I will find another way to prove it.

Speaker 1

I'm sure you will.

Macy.

Speaker 2

You sound like you could do that for sure.

The bottom line is, TJ, we offered you a dozen roses.

Instead of giving them to your wife, you gave them to the cart girl, and you wrote hole in one in the card.

All of it's wrong, all of it's bad.

I'm going to put you guys on hold.

Macy, I want to talk to.

Speaker 1

You on hold.

Okay, okay, I'm want to talk to you.

Speaker 3

May believable.

Speaker 1

Yeah,

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