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It's time to catch a Cheater Only on the Jubile Show.
Mason is on the phone today for to catch a Cheater and he's been with his girlfriend Taliah for two years now, but he thinks she might be fooling around, so we'll see if we can catch her if she is, sorry, you have to come on the show this way.
But what's going on?
Why do you think Talia's cheating?
Speaker 2Yeah?
Speaker 3I think my girlfriend might be cheating on me because I heard her say another guy's.
Speaker 1Name, like when.
Speaker 3During and shall I say intimate moment?
Speaker 1Oh, did you ask her about it?
Speaker 4I did, Yeah, I asked her, and she just you know, denied it, saying like insisting that she that Mason, which is my name, but I could have sworn.
I heard her say Jason, which sounds like my name, but it's you know, different letter in front, like right.
I don't know, it's just it just it's just it's like a Ohn on my side.
It's just bothering me, and I don't know.
I got a feeling about.
Speaker 1It, Okay, is anything else going on other than you thinking?
You pretty much heard her say someone else's name.
Speaker 3And then I did.
Yeah, But just after that, her I just noticed her behavior has.
Speaker 4Been I guess I would say defensive, Like she's just been slightly more defensive, which is just really put it on my mind.
Speaker 2More so, is she defensive about everything or because you brought up the Jason thing.
Speaker 4Well, since I brought up the Jason thing, like there's just been a lot of little things that she's been a bit more defensive about, Like we make like breakfast in the morning, just like little things like she'll just get generally more irritable sense, and it's it just doesn't feel normal, Like it just feels like something is off.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 4Also like it's with other things too, Like whenever we've been, you know, on the way to getting more intimate, she'd shed like shut it down and be like, oh, like we don't need to do this right now, like almost like she doesn't want the opportunity to stay this guy.
Speaker 3Jason's name again.
Speaker 1Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 4Apart from that, like she's just been staying later at work, always just kind of vaguely saying like oh yeah, I'm just busy, but like she'd come home at like seven thirty, you know, and it's it's just odd timing, like she she and I just signed ourt least for our first apartment together, right, and yeah, and like everything was otherwise just going great.
Like usually whenever we argue, like we just talk it out and it's fine.
Speaker 3But we've've been together for a for like two years and it's just not been like this at all.
Speaker 2Yeah, Like she's short and annoyed with you.
Do you know of any other Jasons in her life?
Speaker 3I mean, not anything that comes to mind me.
It's kind of a common name.
I feel like I meet a lot of people who could probably be named Jason.
But yeah, like I can't say anything that comes to mind.
Speaker 2Did you like look on her social or anything?
So I feel like that's the first thing I would do.
My man said somebody else's name, I'd be like, okay, at every single Jason.
Yeah, usually you can find things that you're looking for.
Speaker 3But I'll be honest, I would feel too bad doing it.
Speaker 4Because I mean I don't want to say, like stooping down to like someone else's level, because like I don't think this behavior.
Speaker 3Is beneath her, like it's not like her.
Speaker 4But I just I get in my own head about it, like what if I'm overthinking it or something like that.
Speaker 3But then you know what they're getting, like.
Speaker 4Upset over honestly small things.
Speaker 3I don't know.
I just I just want to find out.
Speaker 1Yeah, I mean hopefully you are overthinking it.
Speaker 3Hopefully.
Speaker 1All right, Well we'll find out.
You already told us what grocery store she's a Rewards membret, So we'll play a song come Back, and then call and pretend to be from the grocery store and say that every single month, we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers from our floral department, and we'll see if she sends those to you or to somebody else.
Okay, good, yeah, all right, we'll get you to catch a cheater next, right in the middle, off to catch a cheater if you're just joining us.
Mason is on the and he thinks that his girlfriend of two years, to Lea, might be messing around.
So we're about to call her and pretend to be from the grocery store that she's a Rewards card member at, and say that every single month, we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from our floor apartment, and we'll see if she sends those to her boyfriend Mason or to somebody else.
And before we do that, Mason, why don't you break down your situation again real quick.
Speaker 3Yeah.
So, I've been with my girlfriend.
Speaker 4Talia for almost two years, and everything was going great until I could have sworn I heard somebody else's name when we were intimate.
I heard her say Jason, which is not my name.
Speaker 3My name is Mason.
Speaker 4And since then she's just been like irritable and arguing over little things like she's resistant to getting intimate.
Speaker 3Again, and it's just seems suspicious.
Speaker 1Okay, you ready for us to call her and see if we can figure it out.
Speaker 3Let's do it all right?
Speaker 1Here we go.
Well, Hi, this is Corbick calling from I was looking for our Rewards card member named Talia.
Yes, Hi, Hi, Talia, Please don't hang up.
This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with some big congratulations.
You're this month's big winner.
Thank you so much.
Speaker 5Okay, cool?
Speaker 4Thanks?
Speaker 5What I win?
Speaker 1Oh?
Maybe you haven't seen the signs.
Every single month, we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department.
It's thirty six long stim red roses, a box of candy or chocolate and a card.
It's absolutely free, no purchase necessary.
It's just our way of saying thank you very much for being such a loyal customer.
It's a three hundred and sixteen dollars value.
Speaker 5Actually, wow, that's that's that's crazy.
Speaker 1You do this every month, yep, every single month, and this month it's t Leah month.
Speaker 3Wow.
Speaker 5Okay, that's cool.
I have a question.
Speaker 6Do that have to be I'm kind of anti flowers?
Can it be like a plant or something?
Speaker 1Or sure?
Yes, we have things like that.
Speaker 5Okay, cool?
Speaker 1You want to.
Speaker 5Cat DII Yeah, that'd be adorable.
Speaker 1Okay, sure we can do an arrangement with that.
Absolutely.
The first thing I would need would be the first and the last name of the person you'd like to send them to.
Speaker 5Okay, I'd like to send it to Mason.
Speaker 1Okay, and anything you want to put on a card to Mason.
Speaker 5Yeah.
Speaker 6Moving into our department together, so I'd like to say something like I hope you like our new little cactus.
Then I thought it could be our first thing we have together in our new apartment.
Speaker 4That.
Speaker 1Oh that's sweet and Talia.
Now I will let you know that this is not the grocery store at all.
It's actually a radio show.
It's called The Jewbill Show.
Speaker 4Hi.
Speaker 1I'm Nina, Hi, and I'm Victorian and my name is Jubell.
Speaker 5How are you uh disappointed?
Speaker 3Well?
Speaker 1Yeah, sorry about that.
But we do a segment on the show it's called to Catch a Cheater where if you think your significant other might be messing around, you see who they send flowers to, and your boyfriend Mason is on the phone.
Speaker 5We wait, what are you wait?
Mason?
Hello, Mason, Hey babe?
What is this?
Speaker 3What?
Speaker 5I ge't?
What?
What?
Speaker 3Uh?
I got on this show because I was suspected that you might have been cheating Elia.
Speaker 5Why why would you think that?
Why would you call it a radio to tell me about this?
Speaker 3You know, when we were when we were doing stuff.
Speaker 4The other night, I heard you say Jason, and then you actually like like I imagined.
Speaker 6It, Dame here is like, I can't believe you're still talking about this, Like we already discussed this.
Speaker 5I didn't say anyone else's name.
Speaker 3Well, yes you did.
And also if I said something else like.
Speaker 4Margaret or Janet, you would you would get upset too, wouldn't you.
Speaker 7Yes, if you said Margaret or Janet, I would get upset.
Speaker 5But I didn't say like anything else.
It's ridiculous.
I said, you just misfeard me.
I don't even know.
Speaker 3That's when I was wondering.
I just I just want to hear the truth.
Speaker 5God, I don't.
I just can't with you right now.
Speaker 6Okay, Okay, I.
Speaker 5I did say Jason.
Oh what, No, Okay, no, I know I did.
Speaker 6I did, But oh my god, it's not even Oh my god, this is so embarrassing.
Speaker 5It's not even what you think like at all?
Speaker 3What then?
Speaker 5What is it?
Seriously, it's it's so dumb.
Speaker 7So you know, I've been rewatching Ozark and you know that, like I'm obsessed with that show, and Jason Bateman's.
Speaker 5Character popped into my head for like half a second.
I didn't know.
It was just.
Speaker 4So I'm over here spiraling because you were thinking about Jason Bateman when we were getting intimate, just because we've been watching Ozark.
Speaker 3Is that what this is?
Yes?
Speaker 5With God, Yeah, she's a dramatic It was just a second, like it was just.
Speaker 6A tiny little second that I accidentally thought about Mantey Bird.
Speaker 5And it's not a crime, it's just it was just you slipped in for a second.
Speaker 3Yeah, I just think it's a little weird to think about another dude TV or not when we're doing that.
Speaker 6Got to know, but it was a second ass Jason Bateman, Babe, It's not like I'm gonna run off with him, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5Like, you watch way worse stuff before beds?
Should I remind you?
Remember what's that show?
That Viking show?
I know you.
Speaker 1Are Vikings popping into your head.
Speaker 3When you're doing that Vikings?
Speaker 5Wow?
Speaker 3Yeah, I am.
I am not thinking about a Viking princess while me and you were doing the Holly podcast.
I don't know.
Speaker 2I just don't know how they feel about like a candidates for.
Speaker 5Maybe you should we should do some Viking stuff.
I wouldn't.
I mean, it's not like I'm actually cheating though I'm not cheating.
I admit it was embarrassing, but I'm not cheating.
Speaker 3Yeah, okay, but thinking about another guy while we're doing it isn't isn't cheating.
Okay, you're right, but it's also not not cheating like you think it makes me feel.
Speaker 5I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 6It was just literally the one time I just fund like I went into it thinking like I'm just gonna imagine you, Jason Bateman.
Speaker 5That's not what happened.
But I understand, and I apologize, and it won't happen again.
I mean, honestly, gave your waist sexier.
Speaker 3Oh thank thank you.
It's fine, it's honestly, it's all right.
I understand.
Just I don't know if it happens again.
Speaker 4I'm just gonna find out where Jason Bateman is that I'm gonna go kick it.
Speaker 1Think of it, of the compliment
Speaker 5The double shows to catch a cheater,