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It's time to Catch a Cheater.
Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2Kayla is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater, and she's been with her boyfriend Dylan for two years, but now she thinks that he might be messing around.
So we'll see if we can catch him if he is.
But first, Kayla, sorry, you have to come on the show this way.
Speaker 1What's up?
Why do you think Dylan might be cheating on you?
Speaker 3I think there's some signs.
He's been really secretive.
He's hiding his phone, he's texting a lot, he's been getting really dressed up on weekends and just claiming he's grabbing drinks with the guys.
I've been finding receipts.
There was a receipt from a really nice Battalion restaurant in his car, and that night I thought he was going to be at a sports bar.
I did ask him about it and he kind of shrugged it off and said, LANs changed.
So I don't know.
I feel like there's signs, but there's nothing clear that's obvious to me.
Speaker 1Did you know who he was going to the sports bar?
Italian restaurant whatever with?
Speaker 3It was supposedly the guys.
I thought he was just hanging out with his friends.
Speaker 1Did you confront the guy?
Speaker 3No, Dylan kind of made it seem like it was nothing, so I didn't want to come off as like crazy girlfriend.
Speaker 4So does he not usually get dressed up when he goes out with the guys.
That's a new thing.
Speaker 3That's a new thing.
Yeah, he's usually pretty pretty casually dressed, but it's been most weekends he's getting nicely dressed, like getting clothes from the cleaners, nicely dressed.
Speaker 1It's odd.
Okay, that's a little weird.
Have you asked him about that?
Speaker 3Yeah, he was just saying something like he feels better when he dresses nice, and he's like, okay, well might have Okay, great, you look great.
He's got reasons for everything, and I don't really have proof of any reason why he would be lying or but my friends all think something's up, so that's why I'm calling mm hm.
Speaker 4That makes me feel uncomfortable too, Like if you're if you're talking to your friends about it, usually they're the ones that are can hold up the mirror.
Yeah, does he act normal towards you, like, aside from being super sketchy when you ask him questions?
Speaker 3Well, he's like fighting his phone.
Like the other day, I went to reach for something and he like grabbed his phone really quickly, which I thought was weird.
But yeah, just like a lot more time in the bathroom, and a lot more time primping, and just a lot of texting.
And I saw a snapshot on his phone, so like my friend said, that might be a thing.
I don't have snapshot.
Speaker 1Uh yeah, yeah, snapchat is a big one.
Speaker 3I've caught him like taking selfies, which I thought was weird because I'm not getting those selfies.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, that is weird.
Yeah, that is really weird.
And you haven't really like asked someboudy any of this.
Speaker 3No, I mean I've mentioned at all, but he explains it, and I'm like, okay, I guess that's like reasonable.
You're dressing up because you want to feel better.
You're taking selfies because you feel you look nice.
You know, your friends want to go to a nice Italian restaurant.
Like, none of it to me sounds like he's actually doing anything bad.
But my friends are very very convinced and Snatch that's just like a social app, so maybe I'm I don't know, Yeah, we're thinking it hopefully.
Speaker 1I mean I don't know all that.
Speaker 2I mean, you know, saying that he was somewhere else then he was, you know, saying that he went somewhere when he was actually an Italian restaurant.
Speaker 1I mean, that's kind of shady to me.
Speaker 4I mean, yeah, who goes to an Italian restaurant doesn't bring their girlfriend back to me?
Speaker 1Balls, I'm just saying, yes, I did.
Speaker 3Not get left over.
Speaker 1Ah yeah, Well.
Speaker 2We'll see if we can figure out where you play a song come back, and then you already told us what a grocery store he's a rewards card member at.
So we'll pretend to be from the grocery store and tell him that every single month, we choose one lucky rewards member who gets a free gift from us just for being such a loyal customer, and his flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if he sends those to you or to somebody else.
Okay, okay, all right, we'll get you to catch acheeter right after this, right in the middle of to catch a cheater, and if you're just joining us.
Kayla is on the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of two years named Dylan might be cheating.
So we're about to call him and to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards card member at, and say that every single month, we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from our Florida department, and we'll see if he sends those to his girlfriend, Kayla or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Kayla, why don't you break down your situation again real quick.
Speaker 3Okay, I've been dating Dylan for two years.
He's been acting a little strange.
My friend's convinced me to call in.
He's been really secretive with his phone.
He's been dressing nice or he's got snapshot he's taking selfie's and not sending them to me.
I found a receipt stating that he wasn't where I thought he was, so he went to a nice Italian restaurant.
Anytime I've mentioned anything, he's got a reasonable answer.
So I'm not really sure what it is, but my friends urged me to call.
Speaker 1Okay, well, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 5Yes?
Speaker 1All right, here we go.
Speaker 2Hello, Hi, this is horrible calling from I was looking for Dylan.
H this is it Hi, Dylan, Please don't hang up.
This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say thank you for being such a loyal customer and a rewards card member with us.
You're this most big winner.
Congratulations, all right, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 5What did I win?
Exactly?
Speaker 1Oh, maybe you didn't know.
Speaker 2Every single month we choose one lucky Rewards Card member who gets a free gift from us.
And this month it's free flowers delivered to anybody that you want with in the fifty United States from our new and improved fooral apartment.
You just want thirty six long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want.
It's a three hundred and sixteen dollars value.
Speaker 1Actually, oh my goodness.
Speaker 3That's uh yeah, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1On the show Catch No Catch, that's awesome, okay.
Speaker 2And it's really simple.
What I would need from you first would be the first and last name of the person, and then if you want to put anything on a card, and then we'll get the address and that's it.
Speaker 5Okay.
I'm going to send these to a lease.
Speaker 2A lease, yes, okay, and is there anything you want to put on a card?
Speaker 5Sure, surprise, and it's been wonderful to get to know you better and look forward to spending more time.
Speaker 2Okay, great, got that, And now I should probably let you know that this is actually a radio show.
Speaker 1It's called a Jewel show.
Yeah.
Hi, I'm Nina.
Speaker 2Hi I'm Victoria and my name is Jebel.
And your girlfriend of two years, Kayla is actually on the phone.
Speaker 3Why who's released?
Dylan?
You're looking to spending more What does that mean?
You're looking before to spending more time?
Speaker 1Dylan.
Speaker 2We do a segment on the show called to Catch Acheea where if you think your significant other might be messing around to see you, they send flowers too.
Speaker 6So that's what's going on here.
Seriously, because I been feeling uneasy.
You won't talk to me, You're super sketched, you're hiding your front.
Speaker 3Who is the least last?
Speaker 5Look?
I I don't really know what's going on right now?
Speaker 1What do you mean?
Speaker 3Who is the least?
Answer the question?
Who is a lead?
Speaker 5Alice is?
She's a friend from work.
Speaker 7Look, we've been meeting up with a group of shaturdays to talk about a side project, like you know, starting a podcast.
Look, she she happens to be the most consistent one who shows up.
Speaker 5I was just I was.
Speaker 3Just being spend more time with you.
That is more than friend.
Speaker 7That is it's what braz you know, It's just it's just something you say with the podcast.
I didn't get the finish we get to save with the podcast.
Speaker 1So you send flowers to somebody that has a podcast.
Speaker 7Look, I mean it's these are They're not like bright red roses or anything like that.
It's just a simple thank you.
Because she's been the only one showing up.
It looks like it just might be us and maybe one other person.
Speaker 1I also said thirty six long san red roses.
Yeah, so they are for they were.
Yeah, it doesn't sound legit, Dylan.
Speaker 3Okay, why have you never mentioned the podcast and why have you been lying?
Why are you so secret it?
Speaker 7Look, I just didn't want to hype it up.
Okay, it's not as it's not a serious podcast yet we're just trying to begin this.
Speaker 5I didn't want to hype it up.
Speaker 7You know, I don't think it's you know, I wouldn't be doing it if I don't know.
Look, I know this is how I know it looks bad.
Okay, it's honestly just a podcast.
There's nothing going on.
Okay, you've got to believe me.
It's two years, we've been really happy.
Why would I cheat on you?
Speaker 1Come on?
Speaker 4Would a last say that there's nothing going on too?
Speaker 3Yes?
Okay, I believe you.
Speaker 4No, you don't.
Speaker 5You want to call her?
Speaker 3He says that we've been together for two years.
I trust him, I love Bail.
Speaker 1It sounds set me.
Speaker 3Look, you guys don't know him.
Okay, he wouldn't lie to me.
So if he says he's not doing it, then he's not doing it.
Speaker 1Neily, you called us for a reason.
Speaker 3I did, and he's explaining himself.
So we're hearing him out.
Is that not the this the entire jo?
Speaker 2Yeah, but it definitely the story doesn't really jive with Yeah.
Speaker 3Look, just because you guys tend to pick partners and I know it's your own baggage and apply it to yourself.
It has nothing to do with me.
You're supposed to help people.
This is not helping.
This is this is hearing.
Speaker 1It's not judging.
You're just trying to have your back.
Speaker 4Girl.
Speaker 3You're trauma dumping on us.
Speaker 5Look, you know what Kayla, I love you and you know I would never cheat on you.
Speaker 7I have everything I have, there's no reason and you know to this whatever radio show, uh you guys have, I was going to have you on the podcast.
Don't be putting stuff with my girlfriend's on a podcast about that.
Speaker 1Please put us on a podcast.
I've never been on a podcast before.
I would love to do on your podcast.
Speaker 3When you know, your big radio show.
Speaker 1Huh.
Speaker 2Well, okay, Kayla, I'm glad you found out that he's he's not cheating then.
Speaker 3Yeah, no, he's being honest and I trust him wholehardly.
You guys should all do therapy though, because clearly you don't know anything about romantic relationships.
Speaker 4Okay, okay, sorry, well, don't call him back when we find out he is cheating on you.
Speaker 3Sorry, all right, thanks a lot for everything The Jewel shows to Catch a Cheater