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And how long quite a while.

It's been since August August we did the show, but once every four months is long enough.

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Why not?

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Billy is here in the studio.

This is the first time in a while, and we're talking about an exciting subject.

We're talking about torture methods medieval and historical.

And before we.

Started, me and Billy, we're having a lot of fun with this, which, oh yeah.

It's like an evil man.

Yes, come down, come to the strip club, everybody.

I feel like if she can hear it, but I feel like my voice gets lower while I'm on it because.

It's like it's psychological.

Yeah, psychological.

I've done some evil torture methods.

By the I'm I'm drinking a white Russian.

I'm sure white Russians.

One time I made Hitler think that all the jeers were bad.

That was fun for me.

It's just too funny.

And uh yeah, I think Russians probably had a lot of torture, you know, it's just during the KGB and stuff.

Yeah, but they okay, you can take this off.

Did you do a different one?

You didn't do it different one.

I want to get a road caster.

Now, these are dope because.

Sound a little feminine.

That's so funny.

Take it off.

We'll do that to our advantage anyway.

So I feel like with the KGB, like at least like their torture methods were more like they took it like they wanted it because it was like a training thing.

You wanted to be like a top to your soldier, so you take it.

We did an episode on that.

I think that was an episode I did, actually what where we talked We talked about that Japanese no no no.

I did a whole KGB thing one time, and I looked up all the different ways like they actually get tortured, and like basically it was like a boot camp where like you'd show up one day and you were there for like ten seconds, the instructor would break both your arms.

You'd be like, hey, go home, come back tomorrow, come back tomorrow, break both your legs and be like go home, come back tomorrow.

You're crawling in the next day, stomp on your head.

Like it was just kind of like the KGB.

Were the ones that did the experiment.

Was like how long to like brainwash people?

And it would take four to six months and then you could show them contrary evidence and uh, yeah, they wouldn't believe it.

They don't believe you.

Yeah, So you could brainwash people pretty thoroughly in the matter of a couple months.

So imagine what a couple of years does, right.

So you think it is did the Vietnamese people with their stuff and the Japanese people make it on this list or these just like crazy like old school like Roman time torture method.

This is like old historical Oh so just like war where they like let you die out on bamboos sticks and stuff like that.

Now, which will eventually get to but there is there are some weird aspects of that, right you think about if you think about like what happened during Vietnam, you know there's that one method.

Not really torture.

But the soldiers.

I always think this is fine.

The soldier tried to scare off the Vietnamese by playing this like sound of one of their ghost legends, right, and then they just followed it and murdered all of these They're not that stupid.

Yes, I'm dressed up in a row because I thought it would do well.

I wish I really want a big axe, you know.

It's like one of those big axes.

You don't have, like a death like costume for Halloween.

Is that not what this is?

It's ghost face?

But yeah, second it's Bill in person.

Yes it is Billy.

It is.

I'm down, he is here, I'm up.

Whatever way you like to talk, Am I up or down.

You're down.

But if you look at the map, you were downwards, you're you're down.

And oh you always get mad when I say come up, come down there?

All right, fine?

Whatever?

You ready for this?

Okay, stop, I'm down.

Too funny.

So when we think of history, we're taught to admire its castles, laws, religions, and civilization.

What was less encouraged is to look at how to some the same societies and forced order and the medieval world, and long before, long after it just wasn't blind.

It was physical.

Pain was treated as evidence, fear was disciplined, and suffering was a legitimate tool of law.

Torture devices weren't the inventions of an isolated madman hiding in a jungle.

They were designed to prove and standardized and used by churches in prisons and governments.

These methods weren't about the average rage or revenge.

They were about control, breaking somebody to shape their behavior, extracting confessions to validate authority, and turning human suffering into public a public lesson.

Tonight, we are digging into medieval and historical torture devices and methods, the machinery of pain the civilization called justice and the uncomfortable truth that the cruelty wasn't a failure of system.

It was the system to be fair.

Tell me any other way to possibly extract information from somebody that's better, yeah, yeah than torturing.

Well, some people just won't.

I was watching some on you, and this one guy just didn't do it, and they like, what we'll get to They put him on the stretch rack and they stretched him and then they had to carry him back to his cell and they still wouldn't confess and give out his like brothers or whatever, his brother's arms or something like that, and then they just eventually let him on fire.

And then the guy then the guy that did this to this guy and was like obsessed with torturing people.

Uh, the this a new queen, a queen's sister saying she took over and then he there was no more like of these torture and punishments.

And then the guy got that was doing it the whole time, he got tortured and punished.

She's like, we're not doing this anymore, but to you, you're.

Gonna be allowed.

You deserve it.

Yes, about the costume, and uh, Andre the Giant wears some Princess's Bride.

Andrea the Giant was in Princess's Bride.

Yeah, seriously, every body move.

That's off of the movie.

If you didn't know.

I've never watched Princess.

It's a pretty good it's it's a good comedy movie.

It's it's it is funny.

It's a comedy adventure.

Right.

It sounds really it sounds gay when you say it, like the Princess's Bride.

But it's a good movie.

There's some comical moments, sword fighting.

Malbrooks did it.

But that's the perfect voice.

My name is an your employer, you killed my father, prepared to die.

That's also so when we think of history, we're taught to admire its castles.

I already said.

That, so again now so as we're talking about there's obviously there's a The legal system in medieval Europe was harsh and often arbitrary.

The tribunals and courts frequently use torture as a method of encouraging the law and obtaining confessions, particularly in cases of heresy and witchcraft.

Religion's religious authorities, especially during the Inquisition, sanctioned torture as a way to uphold faith and suppress dissidence of the govern mint.

Obviously, one notorious form of torture was dungeon imprisonment, where the prisoners were left to rot damp cells before facing further punishment or even execution.

These practices were seen as legit means to maintain order intoterior crime, regardless of the extreme cruelty involved.

I do.

I'm a I'm a I'm a fan of that kind of stuff, though, right, realistic in some regard.

Right, give me an example, so as a deterrent.

Right, not my idea, I'll say, this is just somebody else's idea.

But you know, if you were to shoot people at the border, it might deter them from coming through.

One guy's holy shit, you know, it's like you or you like, you know, like an RPG missile.

They're around here, and then it's just like all right, there goes there goes Hey, Zeus, we killed Jesus.

Yeah.

So torture wasn't just a used for punishment.

It was also so powerful political and religious motivations.

During the Inquisition, Inquisition, torture was used as a root out heretics and enforced religious uh orthodoxy.

The Church often worked with local authorities to ensure confessions were extracted, and even if it was meant employing brutal medieval punishment and torture techniques.

On the political front, torture was a tool for uh, you know, people that were dissidanced and to eliminate opposition.

These historical practices can be explored further at the Medieval Torture Museum in Chicago.

Do you go to Chicago, there's you know, pretty dope.

Yeah, we can try that disgusting liquor.

We were talking about the wormwood liquor.

We're lass or whatever?

Was that only from Chicago and.

To one of their staples?

You know, you know that.

Doesn't seem like a good staple.

So when you think of the rack, what do you.

Think women the rack?

So I don't know rack of ribs?

Like, what are you talking about the rack?

I don't know a rack of ribs.

Oh, the stretchy stretchy machine.

So funny, that's so Honestly, as soon as I saw that, I'm like, why do I like?

Why am I so fucking handsome?

And then I look so good?

I was like, why didn't make Billy looks better looking?

I know, look awesome, but it still looks like me.

It actually is me.

That's a candid photo.

Actually, to the audio listeners, I'm torturing Billy on it on the rack.

Yeah, so obviously the rack fun funding little tool, fun, little tool you can use, you know.

So.

The rack was a torture device used at the Tower of London, a royal palace was also served as a prison starting in the fifteenth century.

The yle the ol yulman wardens.

Youman's man torture you, I said wardens wardens who worked at the tower and used the rack to pull on ropes tied to victim's wrists and ankle, stretching the body, dislocating the victim's joints.

Unfortunately, Billy was he when he was birth they put him on the torture rack.

They No, that didn't happen.

So great swallow, that was tiny as hell.

Man, that makes sense.

Why I sprought up though I grew like a foot in a year.

Happy New Year's everybody, Happy New Years.

Yeah.

The time the audio listeners get to this, it'll probably be mid I don't know, January, and you guys will be like, I, Hey, my life, why are we here January February.

If you live in Canada or a lot of places that get cold.

It is depressing.

Yeah, I get sad sometimes.

Yeah, I don't want to be here no more.

That's why it would always keep a safe a little like you know, a safety razor, just in case, a.

Safety in your back post, safety backup suicide.

Yo man Warden's used the rack on people suspected of treason and religious heresy and tried to get them to confess to give up the other conspirators.

One famous victim was English writer and Protestant preacher and auscue in fifteen forty six.

Yo man Warden's torture her tortured here on the wreck and asked her for uh the Proestant sympathizers.

After she refused, officials burnt her at the stake because torture made her unable to walk.

They had carried her to her execution.

That must be the same person I was thinking of.

Yeah, if you get your whole body stretched like that and your legs jointed, look at them, I'm sure looks fun.

It was the point of the middle piece.

Okay, you got to like be on an angle the ropes man.

No, no, no, I get the I get the ends.

I don't understand why there's one of the this.

Is going through under here, right, and then it's going back around.

It seems like you gotta lay on that though you get rugburn on top of getting stretched.

It's like people would just come to watch this is a real one supposedly that's insane.

Yeah, would you like that.

If they didn't have TV?

Like that is your entertainment.

It's like, who's who fucked up this week?

You know Jenny from down the street, she's fucked Carrol was always a bit.

She deserves to be on there.

They definitely didn't make it look comfortable.

You know, I can't I fathom it was supposed to be.

I don't think it was.

You don't think it was supposed to be comfortable.

No, maybe a pillow, a heated blanket on there while your limbs get severed.

We have a little bit of what's the word, I'm trying to look for, compassion?

Crazy?

Yeah, one of the I would say.

One of the more famous torture devices, too much the fuck that's killed m h so.

The Scavenger's Daughter was a rare but infamous tutor error torture device used in England during the reign of King Henry the eighth V one one one so until the rack, which stretched the body.

This device worked in reverse, compressing and contorting the victim into agonizing positions to force confession.

Invented by Sir Leonard Skevington.

So it's just like your hands and your legs like oh, and then you just like fold into a ball.

Yeah, oh yeah, this is it.

It's not much to it, but is there you go just crush you into.

Well that that looks like a solid piece.

That just looks like you're gonna stand there.

Yeah, see how she's wearing it or he or whatever.

That's like, how is that supposed to compress you more?

That's just looks like you're just in it.

So you would tighten it?

I think is the idea right?

You would like is there a fucking knob or so it would it would enclose you.

I don't I don't understand.

It just looks like like I don't know.

It looks like you could buy that at like a sex shop for the extra kinky.

Yeah, but supposedly, yeah, this is squish you down.

There's some Let me see if I can you.

Know how you can get stretched and you can get taller.

Can you get squished and get smaller.

I wonder, well, think about those old ladies.

You know, gravity has been squishing them down for seventy years, you know, is that actually why that happens?

I never actually looked that up before.

There's some there is a like a lady and she looked like an l and it wasn't because of drugs, and I and no, yeah, and and I told you.

I was like, you gotta be careful, but you're slouching, and it was like, just some let's see there's anymore I'm at.

I keep having to catch myself, so let's go like this.

Yeah, it's pretty bad.

You don't want to be like.

Difference and actually, like that's insane.

Okay, always against the back, it's a little better.

So this is it?

So I guess.

Yeah, so you would like contort your body.

This one's different.

It will squish you.

Yeah, that's just like I don't see that first one being contorting.

It doesn't look like you can really tighten it.

Yeah this one, Yeah that that doesn't look fun.

Poor little guy.

Yeah that would be uncomfortable though.

That's I'm going to make you into a basketball.

Yeah, it would crush you to death.

And it seemed like a very simple design and they would just stick your head in and I think the rods would just move closer and closer into.

Yeah, but they're not automatic though, so like how you got to manually do that.

There's only so much until the body kicks back, right, like only so much stretching you can do.

Yeah, it looks to see.

Wow, that'd be really uncomfortable though, that would be I'd much rather that than the stretcher, though, would you.

I'll take that one all day.

That's just that's just yoga poses that I'm not comfortable with.

True.

Yeah.

So this one, uh yeah, crush you and stuff.

That's fun.

I was devised by that Leonardo Skevington guy at the Tower of London.

The device was known as Skelington's grivs weird words, grivois, griv whatever, griefs, griefs, skeletons, scal Scaverington's grieves.

It appeared during a period of intense political and religious paranoia falling King Henry's break from the Roman Catholic Church and the established of the Church of England.

Suspected traders, rebels, and religious dissidents were routinely imprisoned and interrogated under these conditions.

These devices consisted of a metal frame shaped like a capital a in some versions a hinge iron hoop.

Victims were forced to a kneeling position and it was strained their neck and their ankles.

Frame was closed, folding body inwards, holding extreme pressure for extended periods.

This purpose was not to execute, but obviously for coercion, to extract confessions and punish the resistance.

Although it was used less frequently than other torture devices, historical records confirm it is used inside They was used inside of the Tower of London, particularly against an Irish rebel and Clathic Catholic clergy clergy clergy.

One of the most well known documented victims was Thomas meg who left an inscription on the Debut Camp tower describing how the torture used to test his truth.

Other victims include Thomas Cottenham Cottenham Cottenham Uh, a Catholic priest, and Edward Arden, a noble man accused of conspiracy.

Billy is drinking eggnog liquor.

Old tom Old.

It's literally called old tom.

Old tom liquors.

It's hard to catch there you go in front of my body.

There old tommies.

It's not bad.

I don't mind it.

I'm gonna literally ship myself later.

But yeah, that's why I'm glad this is this is lactose free.

Why are we all lactose and tolerant?

Now?

Why did that?

Just like you hit twenty five and they're like, no more milk to eat?

Don't you don't get milk anymore.

We're not supposed to eat and drink dairy.

Some people will argue that you are, but I don't think you are the only mammal that drinks again, that.

Is that is weird.

I've always thought that was weird.

So the torture was typically carried out in private, unlike public executions, which why the Scavenger's Daughter has a small historical footprint, because they're like, we're not we can't do this in public.

It takes too long.

People are gonna get bored, you know.

So they didn't really like advertise it to the public, where I'm sure they would take their torture racket some times to be like, well, it's.

Like if we sell this, no one's gonna come to the shows anymore.

They don't.

They won't believe us that it's going to be that good.

Yeah, well they'll be like, you know, it's like it's been five hours later.

Let's go a little timmy.

You know, I put some collagen in my coffee.

Oh my god.

It's actually I've heard people doing that.

I heard that.

I actually really like Jamie Kennedy and his episode Harlan Williams is really funny.

And he was talking about he gave him like a coffee and he's like what is in this?

And Harley Williams he's like, this looks disgusting and he's like, oh, he's like I thought you may like it.

He's like no, And it's like collagen like gee butter or something like that and all this like weird stuff like so it's better for you.

You know, we were talking about King Henriette's this guy.

He's got a very square face.

Yeah squarete Why is he so square?

Hip Hop?

Happy New Year's Tomcat and the Best Boy.

I'm the best Boy.

It's crazy, Yes, Billy should just move down here.

But yeah, this guy's a king boy, square face.

This is where like they would wear the cod.

Thing, you know.

Other man so small.

It's his son, maybe look at his dick though.

They would wear those like things that they would.

There's like stuff in your dick with a sock that is so and like, you know people Gene Simmons would do that, right, it's not the size of it.

It almost is like, look, it looks big.

But then when they, you know.

They take it off, they're very disappointed.

But it's too late because you're already in a room.

You're already naked, so like you're just gonna fall.

And if you disagree, he'll cut off your head.

Yeah, back in the day, you could especially him.

He cut off like every if his wife to I think I'm pretty sure if his wife didn't.

Have super ready.

No, if he would marry these women if they didn't have There's one that kept having girls and he killed them and he was wanting a male heir.

But every time it was like a chick, Wow, you fucking retired.

And then so it just it was just like all right, she had a girl, she had a girl.

I think it took him forever.

I think he went through a lot of wives, just went and followed you on Rumble.

Awesome.

I appreciate that Rumble is a superior platform.

In my opinion, thirty percent of my body is made of Is that actually real?

Is that she's joking?

I don't know.

I feel like it.

I was like, is that in your ears?

That's cartilage?

College?

It isn't the stuff that?

What is it exactly?

Can we get a definition?

Where's Jamie on this?

What is it exactly?

So torture was carried out in private, like we said, nevertheless, it was notorious for a severity.

It is, often, says, one of the most psychologically and physically destructive devices of its time in later centuries.

Uh, got it?

No, speak out?

What is it?

Not?

What it does?

What is it?

What is it?

What is it?

I don't know.

Google doesn't know either.

It's a supplement.

It's a supplement, College, not cartilage.

Yes, so yeah, that sounds grass, buddy, Why are you drinking that ship?

Cartlage is strong, flexible, connective tissue that cushions, joints provide structures.

College, that's so funny.

Oh gum, what do you mean?

Gummy bears are not made of hair, nails and cartilage.

Gelatin is gummy.

I was confusing everything in the chat.

What do you mean?

What is this?

Okay, it's a it's a protein.

Like we can change this, can't we get a toller there you tall, medium there, you know interesting big, that's interesting.

And then what's.

Wide Gelatin's girls too.

I want to go see a totally off topic.

I want to go see an old neighbor.

Yesterday and old neighbory boy.

Yeah, I was talking to him, sat down telling me what he did for work, and uh, this guy, this guy basically collects like.

The everybody, wait, I'm doing something stupid.

He collects the shitty meats and everything from like the restaurants when they go bad and the grocery stores when they go bad.

And he's like, look at this and it's just like these tubs of brown paste.

He's like, that's your chicken nugget meat.

And I'm like, yeah, it's just ill.

I don't like it.

You should probably look into what.

You're eating toothpaste.

No, really doesn't like it.

Not a fan, not a fan.

Yeah.

So yeah, this was in later centuries the Scavenger's daughter.

Uh, popular culture through like novels and stuff like that.

You know, they would introduce it and be like, you know, this is what they'd be talking about it.

It was like in you know, television, dramas, documentaries.

Museum exhibits raplicaus A now display in the Torture Museum and at the Tower of London, where it stands as a symbol of state sanctioned crew to you during an error, went pain was considered a legitimate tool.

You know, is it not anymore?

Did we stop?

Well?

No, go on, Tom Will Bay is still open you.

I'm sure so much shit goes on behind closed.

Oh yeah, Like, I'm sure we still do it.

We just don't have festivals for it anymore.

That's the only difference.

I'm just sure to they still do some horrible ship.

I'm sure it's way worse.

We're gonna find out like twenty years that it's like all the ship they're doing now, it's gonna be like ten times worse.

Well, there's an interesting quote.

It's always talking about like we should look towards the future, but the things we're doing now and think about what we would think in the future about what we're doing.

And it's just like, I don't think most people take.

In the can that was a long quote, I know, but I don't think.

I don't think it went that way.

People like, wow, what Israel did to Palestine is pretty fucked up.

An what's the next instrument?

Tom, what's next?

The pair of angle.

Wish, a pair of eggish?

This one, you'll like, what's that?

What do you do?

Don't look at what it is.

It's hard pear shaved instrument consisting of four U four leaves that slowly separate each other as they they torture the person.

So so you'll get this.

Just listen to this.

Okay, this thing goes inside of your ass.

Okay, this thing goes then just keep going.

It's like a.

Okay, so as you shove it in their ass and then you slowly turn it and in vaginas and it opens up as far like it opens up pretty wide.

So it is a torture, a torture.

But yes, more, I've been waiting to be gaped like this.

You got one that goes wider.

I'm sad Stranger Things is done.

I haven't finished it.

We're watching it yesterday, but I was on Class War cast.

We were, uh, we were making fun of because the whole thing is that Will comes at as gay.

It's like in this prevalent and that's where he gets his like superpowers.

From all of a sudden, he's got superpowers because he's gay or something.

It's I heard it.

It's like the fucking that they didn't need to add it in in that way where it's just like they're in the middle of something.

Everyone's in the room, of course, and he's like, yeah, I don't like girls.

Yeah, we can all tell the.

Way you act.

We're all aware.

Not a not a shocker.

One of the actors from Stranger Things, like one of the main ones, keeps coming in.

He's from Marror Machine, New Brunswick.

I guess around there, and he keeps coming into the restaurant, and honestly, I'm like, I didn't know who he was, but he, like everybody kept making a big deal about him, and I'm like, okay, I'm trying, like hi, Like, I don't know why he was supposed to be.

I don't even I don't even know Asian guy Asians.

Yeah there is, because I looked him up after and I was like, oh shit, you were too well Asian white half Asian.

Maybe I don't remember.

It was a long time ago, but I didn't care.

He doesn't know.

If you pulled up all the pictures, I could show you.

But we're not.

This is not Stranger Things.

We're not going to go around that, but you know it's true.

So trying to push gay is the way to save the world.

Yeah, the vad stretcher.

Yeah, that's exciting.

That's what they call me.

Do they call you that?

Yeah, that's my nickname on the block of all the hookers.

So there was no comporary first hand accounts of these devices in use.

An early mention of spring loaded gagging device, Oh yeah, this is the same.

One spring loaded gagging of the.

History of Thieves written in sixteen thirty nine, which.

Like a punching like one of those punching fists that you spring them back and then like.

Pronounce this maybe yeah, I affect that.

Yeah, this is the same thing.

Pronounce this guy's name.

This is the invention to a robber named Capputine.

Now whoa Capputine, Gertrue, Gertruetrue.

Maybe that's not Gouchra who had names like this?

But how do you have people were not.

The palio.

Oh it's French.

Read this, gouch do it's French.

I need you to read it.

The thing that's highlighted gouch.

Well it sounds sounds way better than I said.

Thank you, appreciate.

You, Yeah, somebody in the shot, so that that came out of nowhere.

When he was like gay, I was like, I don't even seen it yet.

I just figured they're like they're in the middle of like fighting off the monsters, and he's like, guess what, everybody, I'm gay and then he like uses superpowers and kills a villain.

Something like that.

So further mentions of this device appeared in the nineteenth century.

There was also mentions of Gross Dictionary of Vulgar Tongue as a choke pairs described as formerly being used in Holland.

Yeah.

So there's also discussions in books in Eldridge and Watts, Superintendent of the Police, Chief Inspector of the Detective Bureau in Boston, Massachusetts, in eighteen ninety six.

While accepting that ordinary pair shaped gags exists existence, the observance of contemporary robbers use no such device, but there is no evidence of it being used by bandits.

But there's numerous examples of the pair shaped device with three leaves and lobes driven by a key rotating in the central screw thread which separates the leaves.

These generally held in museums devoted to the subject of torture described as an instrument of torture, and yeah.

Okay, did you make up the whole anal pairs?

Well, I read that it was an anal thing.

It makes more sense that it's an anal thing.

Where is it?

It's I have an image of it somewhere.

This is one of them.

It will click on the image, so you would you would turn it and it would open up.

It'd probably be real cold too, you.

Know, yeah, a cast iron.

Look there is.

Open gaper, open bro.

They would shove it in your mouth and then they would turn it and as it's in your mouth, it would open up your jaw.

So why they would be like torturous?

But I feel like if the.

The executioner was probably like, he's got other holes.

Why why do we have to do it here?

Let's let's let's put some opposite other places.

So yeah, they made the main guy in Black Sales gay as well.

They had him bisexual orgage.

It was about pirates there, rewriting history.

I will argue on the defense that pirates were pretty gay.

Fair enough, there was.

There was the thing that we've made and you would just like, you know, if if me and you were on a ship for like a year, a couple of months, you know, it would be a long.

Time, multiple year.

You're my best friend, I'm your best friend.

You want to get married?

Then they'd high five and they'd have sex.

Why did they have to get married?

It's called madleage.

Can you look up matilage for me and just describe it.

Because like it is it?

Really they got bored on the uh you know, and then they get barn glass.

You know that would be pretty bad to be works on all orifices, including the new ones.

Well, that's like.

The partnership sailors, especially pirates years economic, social and sometimes essentially civil union, partner protection, a ceremony and raised security.

Yeah, so I got they got married.

So they got married.

I not much everyone heard of that, but yeah, well it's also the mics are about to cut out.

I think I could hear half of it.

But it's like you you can even like they did it too as like a financial thing.

It's just so funny.

It's only gay if you're on the mainland, fair enough.

It's like it's like one of those if it happened in Vegas days in Vegas things.

It's just my punch, let's not knock it over.

How's my punch, bro.

It's nasty.

It's a real drink.

I had all the ingredients, I.

Understand, but all I taste is like like water with a splash of cranberry juice.

A lot of ice is gross.

You know, there's that appella.

It's very watered down now.

It should be fairly strong.

By the way, that was called a peril a battle vodka, canberry juice and club soda.

Considering women, we're seeing his bad luck on the ship.

Yeah, it's the only way for gay.

Yes, it's so funny because you'd be like, get off the ship, right, you know.

Well they had that in parts of the Caribbe and she dresses up like a man.

Yes, fun fun time.

So opening the butthole same.

But all this they somebody's had spike devices on it.

Big spikes.

I want a big spike.

Yeah, yeah, strange.

If they put on the throat, I feel like I would have got way more creative.

Yeah, that's I don't know.

Maybe maybe they saw it like they weren't.

They were torturing people, but they're not in the business of like humiliation.

Maybe it's funny because he's like that, that's like.

Almost like wrong, Like it's like you don't touch their butt?

What are you doing?

Like they're there's a line here, yes, like that's their line, like why are you sticking someone up someone's ass?

Like that's not okay?

Uh or okay?

So I have read it must have not saved.

There wasn't.

I was like, speaking of humiliation, there was something else that we can we can tell.

I was like, there will be a good episode for this, but I wanted to add one that was it was very funny.

Where is it?

Sorry for everyone in the audio?

My stupid costume is making drunkards.

What was that called that?

Yeah?

Less hot now drunkards.

Barrel, a drunkard barrel.

I want to show you this because it's fucked.

The drunkards barrel often called the drunker's cloak a public humiliation and uh and they would use this in parts of Europe.

Is that he humiliating?

That's almost that looks comfy?

Does it a little?

Bits?

I'd wear a nice insulated barrel now because.

Of this, I really want to do like a public humiliation episode.

But essentially they'd put.

You in this barrel if you were like publicly drunk, and they would like humiliate.

You don't, don't drink too much.

Yeah, so funny.

A large wooden barrel with holes cut out for the arms and head.

The offender, usually accused of drunk chronic drunkenness, disordered a conduct and conduct, and petty crimes, was forced to wear the barrel like a costume.

This person was paraded through town or made to stand in public.

The barrel was heavy, awkward, and impossible to move gracefully.

Crowds mocked, jeered, and through uh oh, through refuse, or rang bells to draw attention.

So look at this retard.

It's like danging on the belt.

It was designed for shame, not pay.

Authorities believed public embarrassment would correct behavior faster than jail man.

Maybe we should bring that back.

Down sometimes.

No, actually, let me rephrase that.

No, let's not bring that back because most people don't go to jail anyway.

That's true, especially if you're like a if you're if you're a foreigner, you're you got a free pass to do whatever the fuck you want here.

That's so true.

It's terrible.

So uh yeah.

Prolonged exposure caused heat, exhaustion, dehydration, and injury.

Some barrels were soaked with fifth uh filth or made in it.

Oh, intentionally unstable.

That's so funny because they would they would like like, especially if you're a bad guy.

Would they poop in it?

Maybe?

You know they would, just like you're.

Floating around the poop water all day.

That's like, what's soaking against your stomach?

That's nasty?

Nasty?

How did they put it on you?

Over your head?

And then they cut out the holes and hands probably.

You mean though, but your whole body's got to go through it.

So the bottom's got to be empty.

You slop and waste.

There can't be anything in there because if there if you see what I'm saying, if there's holes in it, anything that's in there is going to be drained.

Yeah, it says so they would.

Barrels would sometimes be smeared or partially filled with old ale, sour mash, urine, animal feces, rotten food scrapes, or gutter sludge that's like poop, like human feces.

As a person moved, it's sloshed around them.

I don't understand how locals were encouraged to throw mud, rotten vegetables, dung, so shit, fish, guts, ash, and chamber pot waist, so shit and pissed.

That's hilarious.

I want to know how it didn't leak all out.

That's got your legs are cut through the fucking it would leak.

Out, but there would be enough.

Yeah, so.

Pretty weird.

That's pretty gross.

You know.

The drunkard's cloak.

You know what a fun time Tom's drinking special.

Yeah, Billy said that's a myth though.

No, well I heard it was.

Google said it was, yes, but I've heard a lot of people say it works.

I don't know.

This was the Vatican Inquisition, by the way, people were killed for being witches as and heretics.

Yeah, you only lose your chance to go to the USA with the record now, ye that it's true.

The ultimate pot a party when you don't walk away from.

Oh Jesus tonight.

Yeah, like Steve O remember when he does the I've been watching Jackass again, the sling shot, the porta potty sling shot.

You remember that one?

Oh, yes, you fuck you remember that.

It's like throwing up as he's in the area and Jeff is like he's throwing up, so h dunking.

This was a form of punishment.

That's mainly reserved for the purpose of witches.

The victim was tied to a chair which was elevated by ropes and above a pond or a barrel or vat of water.

The victim was lowered into the water until completely underwater, submerged, the chair was raised and the victim was about to when they were about to pass out, to give the victim a chance to confess, often some form of plug or more simplified a piece of fruit was placed in the victim's mouth and nose beforehand so they couldn't get a good breath before being dunked.

If the victim confessed, they would most likely be killed.

This method was widely used during the Spanish Inquisition and in England and France.

The victim was usually intermittently submerged for hours until he or she revealed information or death or death had occurred.

Ordeal began.

The ordeal began with water.

Ordeal by water began with witch hunts.

In the sixteenth and seventeenth century, King James the sixth of Scotland later also James the First of England, claimed.

In his.

D Mond Loggi demond loggy sure the demonologue that's not monologue Oh, I wasn't even that was not monologue.

Yeah, why is it?

That is monologue?

Why did they Why did they add the extra.

The water was pure an element that repelled the guilty.

Yeah, that's fair enough.

But that I think that's misspelled.

But no, it's probably French, broy, it's French.

Is this it they get flavored?

That's another one.

Where's that I had?

I can't find it?

Whatever?

Yes, oh there, Yeah, this is a dunkey, good old duncan.

It's like she looks awful.

She's a witch man.

Oh, clearly, look at her.

I believe that too at the time.

Honestly today I believe she was a witch.

There was once when I was in Toronto with a buddy and there's this hunched over lady and she was wearing like a leather jacket and she looked like a witch.

And then we were making fun of her and he outside of like the Toronto the Eaton Center mall or whatever, and then we turned around.

She was going like this to us, and we're all like.

It actually was scary.

She actually doing some weird fucking ritual that we don't know about.

Like don't touch my baby, don't make me in fertile.

While suppose like it was used for witches, commonly you know, tortured using this method, thieves and murderers could be subjected to it in order to extract a confession.

This was more common when others more sophisticated torture devices were not present, so it was just easy.

You dunk them and torture them.

You know, Drowning is a pretty I've heard can be peaceful, but over and over again it would be.

Yeah, it's because you keep you keep getting hope of life.

Yeah, because I'm sure the first second the drowning is awful, but after you like accept it.

But if you're gonna die anyway, Yeah, but they're gonna murder you if you confess.

So do you just withstand the torture?

Well, yeah, I don't know.

Do you lie?

You'd have to come up with a damn good lie to make it somehow seem not your fault.

But you somehow do have information like, yeah, that's weird.

So Billy, you want to tell him.

We want an award.

We didn't win an award, but.

We did win an award.

We wanted an award that it's not really weird.

Tom text me and he goes look at this email and it goes, Hi, tom Billy.

I almost want to read it.

I'm going to not do it justice if I don't read it.

I got to read this.

It was said did just so everyone knows by an Indian man.

So we don't know the legitimate it is.

It is it is legit.

I looked it up.

Yeah, oh that was after I looked at it.

Hi, tom Billy, my name is Andrew Argawall.

I'm the founder of feed Spot.

I would like to personally congratulate you on your podcast.

Strange perw podcast has been selected by our panelists as one of the top fifteen moro on podcasts of the Web.

Now we both thought, I was like, what a troll who calls somebody.

I'm like, we're not that dumb.

We're a little dumb.

Oh, I think it's probably fifteen dumber ones.

But we looked it up.

There is a moron podcast.

It's basically saying like dumb fun, silly like it's a silly humor, silly like fun.

But they call it moron.

That's a horrible title for that, and I honestly don't want to be on it.

But if you google top fifteen moron podcasts.

There's a list, and it's not about being a moron, it's about being dumb, fun silly.

But we're actually number four, which is pretty cool.

Yes, if you want to look at it that way.

We are number four.

We're number four on the Dumbest fucking fuck you can.

Yeah.

If I'm going to go down as guilty, I'm accusing everyone who's there watching by name.

Yeah, yeah, no show it was Duncan.

Duncan did it just your enemies and it looked over.

It's like dunk got Duncan got good donuts.

We're not.

We're not getting rid of him.

We like him.

Duncan's the dunker.

He's dunking you.

So let's talk about boiling and England Statue twenty two passed and fifteen thirty five by Henry the seventh made boiling a legal form of capital punishment.

It began to be used for murderers who used poisons after the Bishop of Rochesters Cook and Richards Rice gave the number of people poisoned porridge.

They poisoned you with porridge?

Do you have any more porridge?

Resulting in two deaths of February and February nineteen or fifteen thirty two, not nineteen fifteen thirty two.

Boiling to death was employed again in fifteen forty two for a woman who also used poison.

It was also used for counterfeitters, swindlers coined forgers choose.

During the Middle Ages, a large cauldron was filled with water, oil, tar, toweled and molted lead.

This liquid was then boiled.

Sometimes the victim would be placed in the cauldron before it was boiled boiled to be cooked slowly, so they would be placed, usually head first, in the already boiling liquid.

That's crazy.

So it'd be if it wasn't even boiling yet, it would be like, you're just it's like the frog in the boiling water.

What we're in now, right, They're just slowly turning up the temperature of control, and the frog never jumps out.

Because he thinks it's He's like, oh, it's just getting a little warm, nice.

Warm back, you know, at first, yeah, and then so like uh and then so that's if it was, if you start out that way.

But man, imagine head first is brutal.

You go body in first, almost I.

Could imagine.

Yeahs floating on.

Its severed severed from the heat.

Well, you think that would be like hounterizing everything in your body, so to speak.

Right, but I.

Wonder howterized that it would make me circumcised.

That'd be the most painful circumcision in the world.

Look up how long?

How much?

How long it would take to.

Like boil it?

Yeah?

No, I thought that's where you're going.

How long how long would it take to for someone to die be boiled?

Well, it depends on the heat, right, Yeah, I know incognito mode.

FBI doesn't know about that one.

The jingles definitely want they don't know how would they know it's incognito?

All your maiden to say, how long wou it take?

I don't think she even looked because she was like, I don't want that.

She went to incognito mode.

Wow, it's not that much.

Okay, you know about how long would it take in that water to boil your skin?

And probably like a minute?

I asked Ai a minute, mister A, I tell me, anyways, what do you think it would come back?

Do you think about Iron Maiden the song?

Do you like the band?

They're okay?

Yeah, yeah, they're not like I don't know, like old rock music, like I enjoy it, but I.

Like the one album, The Brave New World.

It's a Brave New.

It's more conspiracy kind of minded.

Fair their names Iron Maiden, like you obviously had a little bit of knowledge in that ship.

The Iron Maiden is the most infamous torture device associated with the Middle Ages, yet there is no solid evidence it was ever used during the medieval period.

Oh is this the thing that you close the spikes?

Yeah, dude, yeah, scary, would hurt.

But if you're real skinny and it's like the spikes don't touch you, I'm.

Gonna put you in a stockade.

You're gonna put me in one a stockade?

Yeah?

Yeah, I know.

Would you like that?

I don't know why you want me in there?

So I can throw tomatoes at your face?

Is that what you were planning on?

Fucking creep.

Yeah, there's a picture of me in the stockade.

It now your falls.

Actually, you do a lot of different things.

If no one was looking, you're a weird dude.

Tom Yeah, there's a and then I'll put you in this thing.

This always reminds me of you get these?

Can you are these like orderable on Amazon?

I wonder if it is actually I would like to purchase one Iron Maiden, please, you got it.

It reminds me there's a movie called Sleepy Hollow with Johnny deppen it and there's like a scene of his it's his mom or something.

She gets placed in it and it's like very creepy because he opens it, he hears it like moving, and then just like blood pours out and it's little creepy and stuff.

Well, realistically, look at that.

Yeah, those are very sharp.

So despite these costs appearance.

And films and television, and if it's sharp enough, it would just close very nicely.

You can just.

You know, what would be the difference and boiling a six hundred pound man versus one hundred and seventy pound man.

I don't know.

It's the difference between me and Tom.

I'm not think that is absolutely insane.

Who would survive the worst?

Who?

I wonder because if it had to go through your body, fat or whatever first.

It tried, probably I imagine gragically, maybe maybe maybe remember maybe the Iron Maiden the most infamous torture.

Deviase, So yeah, it was its appeared in televisions and popular history.

The Iron Man's appearance in the post medieval invention rather than the genuine medieval torture device.

The device is typically described as a human sized cabinet lined with inwards facing spikes designed to enclose the victim and cause slow death.

While the image has become the most iconic, the first written reference of the iron Maiden does not appear until the eighteenth century, long after the medieval ages has ended.

How long do we take?

What the.

Hours before?

Minutes to hours?

That what a hell of a jump.

It could be anywhere.

It could be one minute, it could be nine hours.

Because your organs would slowly like start to like boil from the inside.

Yeah.

I was taking a couple of minutes from like being like completely engulfed in it like a swimming boiling pot of water.

Yeah, that's why hot tubs are dangerous.

That's how Chandler friends died.

He died because the Illuminati.

Okay, couldn't have been It does fuck you up because I went when I went to Mitch, he gets brought up with the show because it's been audit or whatever a long time ago.

But I went to his bachelor party and uh, we were We're at this like lodge place up north, and there was like hot springs and like pool hot, and I don't remember much of it because they instead we had well it seems like it.

They brought over like the bottle that we were like, oh, grab some drinks, and the guy brings back like you don't still have alcoholic in the pool or anything like that, okay, And he brings back like the twenty six or of vodka, the sixty of whisky or whatever's tons of ship and then so I just started taking everyone's just taking shots of vodka.

And then then then I guess he's like people started.

These people came in the hot tub.

So he's like there was like this uh, He's like, he said, this attractive chick that was probably in her twenties with her mom.

And then I was like starting to sink and submerge, and they're like, yo, your buddy's drowning.

And he's almost gone.

They tried to pull me out because it was was too hot, and I was fucked up, man.

I bet and that temperature too, I'm sure that, I'm sure that elevates your body.

It does.

It makes you way more drunk too.

So much of the myth can be traced to y'all han to Philip Sheen Bankings in the eighties.

She binks doesn't look like that, Yeah, a long way.

An eighteenth century writer who did described iron man execution in the Nuremberg in fifteen fifteen.

Many historians believe the accounts was fabricated or over exaggerated, as no medieval record supported.

Shortly after, the iron Maiden began appearing in museums across Europe and the United States, often assembled from unrelated medieval artifacts and displayed for public fascination and profit.

The most informitate, infamous example of the Iron Maiden of Nuremberg was constructed in the early nineteenth century and later destroyed during World War Two.

Of course, though it was eventually deemed as a fake, its existence helped cement the iron Man's reputation as a medieval torture device.

Replicas continued to circulate, including the exhibition at the events like the eighteen ninety three World's Fair of Chicago.

Why was that so dramatic?

Who cares?

That wasn't a punch?

Because at the World Fair in Chicago, we'll talk about when we talk about Tartaria, they had like they had these magnificent structures, magnificent.

Magnificent, magnificence, magnifico, magnificent structures.

And they look like this like amazing architecture that they put up just for this fair.

Think it was made to have gold.

And they was like and it was beautiful and there was like they had like you know those little like they're like moving sidewalks in the like in the late eighteen.

Hundreds, like like the airport.

And and there's this idea of like those aren't aren't moving sidewalks?

Yo?

You ever see you ever seen the new the New African, the New Canadians.

That the new Africans, they're from Africans.

Have you ever seen an African that's straight from Africa try to use an escalator?

It's hilarious.

Well, they don't know how to use escalators and it's the funniest ship ever.

I don't understand what you mean?

How do you?

How do you not understand how to stand still?

There's a video there's a couple actually a couple of videos online of them.

Like falling over.

They just don't know how.

They're like they'll put the one woman was putting her leg on it and their leg kept moving and her body didn't catch up with it and then there was like all of her African family behind her trying to get on and he couldn't understand how to do it.

And it's like, that's cute, that's actually really funny.

Do you know the average IQ of Africans.

Let's not do this.

I'm so good boy.

All African people are stupid, but stop.

I was gonna make a point there to day.

I was like, show me a tribe of white people throwing spears as added a helicopter, show me one.

You won't be able to find it.

He didn't.

There's that story about the one.

This this Christian guy is like, I'm going to save these people, and he like shows up naked with his little white dick hanging out, and then he's like showing him he only has the Bible in his hand because he's trying to show him he's not a threat, and this little boy just comes up and flings a fucking arrow through the Bible.

Yeah, I know, which is really weird because I never thought.

But there's all these conspiracies regarding the world's fair and how they try to erase the history and the Tartarian Empire and all sorts of crazy shit, you know, it's crazy.

You're crazy, It's crazy.

Okay, So yeah, the historians that argue that many torture devices commonly labeled medieval actually was maybe before after the Middle Ages.

Devices like the Brazen Bull and the pair of Anguish and even the rack often attributed to the medieval Europe during the eighteen nineteenth century storytelling rather than actually historical evidence.

There's making.

I sold pretty much everything we just talked about.

That was the ang with the pair of anguish?

Was the anal thing that you wanted it to be anal but it was, it was esophagus.

I read that it was also a butthole thing that they would stick it in orifices.

I feel like I feel like you might have interpreted it to be a butthole thing.

It sounds like, also, what do you mean the rack?

How was the rack?

Fucking not real?

They somebody they did have it in the Tower of London.

There is circum This is not as often as what there's.

It wasn't as prominent as people think, right, you know, but you know, we're like, you know, Europeans are the only ones that had like the Bronze Age, the silver all that ship, like nobody else had that we invented ship.

No, it's like, you know how there was like the Bronze Age and then the Silver Age and the Golden Age and all that stuff.

Nobody else had that they were just flinging spears and the.

Spear age.

Imagine if we just didn't leave Europe and colonize the world, we would be like this futuristic.

Realistically, that's literally what happened.

We'd be in the future and we drive them with like you know, like flying cars and ship.

Yeah.

Resources outside of Europe too, true.

We needed those.

And I always like laugh, people like you stole or whatever, and it's like, no, we built.

You can't steal something from people that didn't know how to first of all know it was there, because that's a fact, they did not know all this resource.

Okay, well you can still you can still steal something even though they didn't know about it.

And they didn't know how to utilize the market, Like there's no market.

So if you if you created a market.

Say for gold, or to use resources like spices and the trades right in the trade routes, if there was no use of those beforehand, then you're literally taking minerals and things from the ground that these other people didn't even know were they're.

It doesn't how to use it doesn't matter.

But however, I will give you a better organization was a good thing.

I will give you a better argument.

Your argument there sucked, but I'll give you a better one.

To still support you.

Is it's not stealing if you won like I'm sorry you won like you want.

It's not.

We didn't steal it.

We beat it like you won the war.

Like.

It's unfortunate that it worked out that way.

But it happens everywhere.

I think.

I'm I'm under the impression that colonialism was a great thing.

It brought.

There was bad things that came of it, but I think it brought more positives than negatives.

That's my opinion.

And I think that.

They've just tried to shamee beat us into it, you know.

So you know.

The broader misconceptions stem from the later scholars writings in portrays how they portray the Middle Ages as uniquely barbaric Dark Age.

In reality, medieval torture methods were generally simpler and less elaborate, often involving restraine bindings and physical pressure rather than these complex mechanical devices there's a lot of ways you could just torture someone, right, like and eventually we're talking about the this will be a fun but uh, the ways that like the mafia tortured people, right, they would like pull your fingernails out and ship like that bamboo to this one's fun.

The Asians know how to They know how to torture bamboo.

Torture refers to counts of victims being a strained over young bamboo.

They they haven't hit puberty yet.

And uh, and it restrains young bamboo shoots, allowing the plant's rapid growth to gradually pierce the body.

This thing is okay.

The idea is rooted in bamboo.

Bamboo's well documented ability to grow quickly and within forcible with a considerable force.

Early appearances in nineteenth century travelers Colonial era accounts, see we discovered people doing horrible shit.

We're like, maybe you should stop that.

Like there was even when they h in India, right, there's uh, this is just sy ilerd.

That's fucked.

They'll like jump in front of trains because in some they have a whole festival about this where they like worship these like moving like like parades of trains and they think that if they get hit by one.

And it's not all of idiots, it's certain regions that they it's like giving themselves over.

I'my butchering this, but like to like some sort of god or like you're sacrificing yourself.

So they will purposely walk in front of trains.

And the Europeans showed up, well, the British showed up and were like, what the fuck are you guys doing?

Because when they started when they British started building trains, because they built all of well they use them as slave labor.

Most likely they're bad things did happen to the to the.

To the They weren't classify as Indians but the Hindus and stuff there, uh, And they would build trains and they kept.

Jumping in front of them, like what the fuck are you doing?

And they're still doing it to this day.

It's very strange, are they really?

Yeah?

Yeah, I watched a whole compilation video.

This is all reels, not AI.

This is like I've seen this even before aid like what came to the forefront.

But there's like essentially like kind of like CTV cameras and it shows like a span of like a day or two, And it's.

Like, how many people trains?

Doesn't it a rail a train?

If you're like a body is underneath it, isn't that the rail?

It?

Okay?

So how many this is just saying that just so crazy?

How many Indians killed by trains?

That was like the start of a shitty joke.

Okay, searching web.

Annual train related this in.

Twenty one thousand, that's core.

In twenty twenty three they were twenty almost twenty five.

Yeah, that's crazy.

It like, so where's that daily man?

It's like hundreds of people a day.

That's insane.

Yeah, one hundreds, Yeah, it's it's pretty crazy.

The roughly sixty.

Per day, sixty Indians get hit by trains a day, sixty You think they're comparable with the compatible with the West, like not all of them at least, but sane I know so or the references so and these travelers describe these the Madrid's civilization Madrids.

Does have to be Sorry, I'm still on this.

I have to look it up.

What does that have to be?

Can't you like die in other ways and sacrifice yourself?

What does it have to be jumping in front of a train or is that just like the easiest?

What you think?

Why are Indians obsessed?

Absolutely?

Why are Indians autistic?

There's like a meme it's like, uh, you know, Indians mortal enemies and it's Thomas the.

Train and he's like, oh my, that's so bad.

It's a history of everyday life and any other obsession from most practical dependence.

Why cheapest way to move across the country.

Well, they look at like them outside of the train, bro, there's a lot.

Yeah, like they are.

It's crazy.

Their country's fucking nuts.

It's a lot of people on a train.

Let's just show everybody.

I don't know why it always gets brought back to this, but I was thinking of torture.

That's gotta be it.

That's gotta be it.

No, this is a real thing, But every single one of them is so perfectly dressed.

No, this is a very real thing.

But why are they all perfectly dressed?

Tons of videos that are absolutely real.

Well, nobody's in a rag, No one has stains on their clothes.

Everyone's wearing very nice, perfectly white clothes while on a train.

I don't believe this is very real.

If you don't what it's I don't care if people think this is real.

This is definitely real.

This particular picture I'm saying doesn't seem real, it's very real.

Okay, look how white their clothes are like trains.

That one seems more real.

That one seems okay, that very first one.

Seeing how fans they have, that only seems like it be hotter.

Yeah, soirculate the hot air bad.

That ship would smell pretty bad.

Literal Uh little, that's a funny.

That's a funny way to install fans of just like literally just drill them into the ceiling.

But why do they jump in front?

I don't know, answer this carefully.

People aren't doing that's not I've literally.

I'll answer this carefully.

And no, they literally I watched the whole thing and they like were talking about that.

There's literally parades of trains and stuff like that.

A subversive we'll go down.

So yeah, don't ask me questions like that.

Sorry.

In the eighteen.

Twenties, referred to as bamboo based punishments as a well known practice and maybe places like Sri Lanka.

A fun place to.

Yeah, rock hard chair, fucking squeeze your butt, cheeks together, squeezing together.

Let him go squeezing together, let them go.

Similar practice record during the eighteen twenties Siamese invasion of that's what it says, Siamese Japanese.

Look at these you open your door like holy fuck, all together like huge groups of twos.

So yeah, they were.

The Siamese forces allegedly pushed used nay paw palms nay ney paw palm sprouts functioning similar to bamboo, to impale captured malaise as they plants career whatever that is.

After World War War two, story spread alleging that Japanese soldiers used bamboo tortured lies uh the Allied prisoners of war.

According to these accounts, prisoners were restrained over bamboo shoots for days as the plant slowly grew upward.

The claim entered.

The popular consciousness through memoirs and oral testimony, including references to Haka soul by Chinese poet Woon Pinching like mad.

Look at this guy's name, Woon Pinching, Woon Pinching.

I can't stop saying it, say it.

I can't stop thinking of the Siamese army coming toget you like that is one of the funniest visuals that I ever imagined.

They're all walking in order, like they're like no no, no, like, and they're all connected in different ways.

Like these two have a head together and they're running at your sideways.

These two are connected by the ways, and they're perfectly units.

These are connected at the at the ankles, and they're doing the three legged races.

They're they're torturing you, torturing and ever.

There's just a horde of them and why they want to hurt and.

Their torture you.

But one when one doesn't really want to do it, he's like, I don't really want to do this, and he's like Bob, He's like whatever, ching chong, just like fucking punching.

We made an army.

May be the scariest and funniest I've ever seen.

What if both of them like joined the National Socialists, they both wanted to raise their arm then they're just flying.

That's tood.

So how would you say this guy's name the wound ping Chin who noted the locals believe that such torture had been used on the po w's whoever, storical documents remain limited in and contested, so it's an interesting idea of MythBuster myth Busters tested the physical plausibility of bamboo torture.

Their experiment was just demonstrated that bamboo shoots could penetrate several inches of ballistic gelatine, a substance we are.

You know what that is?

It's like a human.

It's not.

It could be possible, though, which is a is pretty crazy?

Bro Oh that's another one.

Where's the I don't know what that one was.

I thought I had a bamboo.

I thought I had a bamboo picture.

Maybe I don't whatever.

I'm ninety percent sure most people know what bamboo looks like.

It's okay, I don't know what bamboo, bamboo, bamboo.

I got bamboo clothes.

They're soft, man.

You have been.

I have bamboo underwear.

Oh, that's so soft.

Filters.

It keeps you hot on the cold days and keeps you cold on the hot days.

It's wicking.

So the up jerker, that's so funny.

But the shower jerker is that what that means?

The I only jerk off standing up?

So get this.

The up jerker was a the upright nineteenth.

Early twentieth century attempt to improve executions by hanging.

Traditional hangings were notoriously unreliable on the body weight, rope and length.

The drop in distance executions could be prolonged, awkward or botched.

Is he still looking at me?

Why isn't he done?

I have a bamboo bed?

Wow?

Are you in China?

What you lucky?

Fuck?

I want a bamboo like is.

The is the mattress bamboo?

Or is it made out of bamboo?

Do you have like a mosquito net over it?

That's a picture, you know, like in Africa, like a bamboo So bamboo torture is intense.

Bamboo grow super fast and they would use it for scaffold.

That's crazy scaffolding like when yeah, it is pretty We've always heard that it's pretty strong.

You see those like Chinese guys whipping each other with it.

Amazing.

Do you know what's his name?

Benjamin Button?

No?

No, Frankly no, no, no, can I think of his name right now?

Owen?

Benjamin Benjamin is a funny comedian.

He was he's almost got can he almost got canceled or whatever?

But he's pretty funny and uh he he he thinks that pandas were breeded.

They were created by the Chinese to eat bamboo, because that's all they do.

And they're only found in like certain regions of China, and shit created and they were genetically created by the Chinese just to eat bamboo because they had so much of it.

I wish you had chap to you my phone.

I'm just curious about.

Oh god, I'm still fucking borderline crying.

That's Siamese war thing.

I'm not going to get over that.

I'm gonna be talking about that for a weeks.

What's the conspiracy theory about the Chinese breeding pandas to eat bamboo?

Got?

The AI is crazy, man.

It's also lies a lot, so people don't trust it.

Don't I'd use it for some little things, but it's it is.

I've me and Aaron have caught it lying numerous times.

Even when you're doing a horror episode.

It was like, oh, the director is the villain in this movie, and that's not true.

It literally lies all the time, and it tells people subversive information about history and things.

So be careful of what is you know, telling black people they were Jews and stuff like that, Like be careful.

You know, they're also like the Native Americans, and they were the Egyptians and they were everything else but themselves.

You know they were the Chinese, they were the ancient Mongoli.

I don't know, fucking but the theory claims that ancient Chinese elites intentionally bread or managed pandas to eat bamboo, turning what was once a man eating bear into a docile, low energy herbivore, either as a symbolic creature, a control animal, or even a biological oddity shaped by human interference.

Is that crazy dehuman eyes?

A bear bamboo diet, low energy, slow movement, reduced aggression, limited range.

Yeah, it's actually like a legitate conspiracy that people fucking believe, right though, remember bamboo from the movie Strapped.

I've never seen that.

What is that.

Strap on?

You know?

Anyways, so the up jerker was the Yeah, so this isn't time to approve the execution by hanging.

Traditional hanging was notoriously unreliable depending on the body weight and the rope length and drop the executions, it'd be awkward, right and boshed and it would like you you think about that.

There was times, especially when we get into the more at some point getting the executions, there would be like the guys that would be hanging there and like and he'd be like twenty minutes later, and he used to be like, you know what I mean, and one guy's like one.

Guy gets it.

He's like, I can't like it, and he.

Starts jerking off and he's like, I'm gonna come, let's go.

You know, like that movie World's Best Dad.

That movie's fucked.

I've ever seen it.

It's uh.

Robin Williams has this kid in the first half an hour is pretty funny, and it's the kid from Spy Kids.

And he catches him jerking off while choking himself.

And then at one point and I was spoil alert, he catches him and he's dead, and then the whole movie is he frames his kid actually hung himself, and then everyone feels bad that his kid committed suicide.

But his kid actually died accidentally from auto autoerta exphyxiation and with auto erotic exphyxiation pretty messed up, so yeah, they would like it was awkward.

So instead of dropping the condemned downwards, the UPJRI would use a system of pulleys and weights, and he would like jerking him up so it'd be like a standing hanging practice.

The device was unpredictable variations and weight timing and mechanical setup because it was based on weight of the people uh function as intended rather than producing a consistent result.

The up jerker sometimes led to failed or regular executions, highlighting the limits of trying to engineer efficiency into death.

The upright jerker reflects the reoccurring pattern throughout history and punishment when older methods proved unreliable, disturbing to witnesses and authorities.

Right, you're bringing your kids out.

Right, See my mindsets, mindsets, everything, And this guy wasted a lot of time, a lot of energy for absolutely no fucking reason.

Because you know what would be more reliable is just make them drop further.

Yeah, so like drop them off a story and then get caught.

By then, every single one of them is gonna die.

I don't care how much they weigh, how much anything, unless they snap the rope.

Do you think they could snap the rope?

They're so heavy.

I'll do a little role play.

Okay, we're doing play roll play.

All right, Jimmy, we're just gonna go the execution.

You know, we're gonna We're gonna go to the execution.

We're gonna it's not gonna be a couple of minutes.

You get to see your witness your first death since your mother will probably die on her seventh childbirth.

But uh, the guy's just going, oh, Jimmy, close your eyes.

I'm doing.

I guess if you have to thank you.

That's hilarious.

I love it.

So this was this is called this is a Chinese give me a Chinese accent, just by a thousand cuts.

I can't oh, I know this one often translated.

We talked about this a lot.

Of times, slicing death by a thousand cuts.

The form of the punishment was by China China.

That's Japanese Chinese.

More like China.

China, Donald Donald Trump China.

Okay, I could do it.

I can't do it.

Chinese on China roughly cut tenth century until officially they officially abolished.

And that's going into some weird break I will Chinese.

That was perfect.

Dupid any who?

Any who?

Chuck oh, a Mexican one, any who?

From roughly the tenth century.

It was officially abolished in nineteen o five.

It was reversed in the most severe crimes, including high treason, mass murder, patriotide, matricide which is like killing your own kids.

Yeah, and then rebellion against the state.

Unlike execution methods intended to kill quickly, ling Chi was designed to prolong punishment, meant to publicly demonstrate the state's power and impose mental, mental, and physical and symbolic destruction.

The condemned person was restrained in place while the executioner carried out the sentence according to local customs, which varied by religion and era.

Because the Chinese law did not mandate a precise seizure, the laws and severity of lynch different were different widely.

Historical accounts indicated that some of the cases of death occurred relatively quick while others the punishment wasn't extended.

Families with financial means could sometimes intervene to shorten the odeal.

Can you only give him five cuts?

Please?

Only five?

Please give him only five cuts, you know, please, he's my brother, che I know, because now I'm going.

I can't do it.

I'm good at the Indian one, but not that.

I don't think you're good at any of them.

I think you're actually pretty well.

You get the bloody, bloody and he was there and bloody.

No, that's terrible, man, terrible.

It's the best though.

I like your your accidents though, but yeah, should we do this?

I come to China.

This is why are we doing this?

Right now?

What if you do?

I don't care if.

A Chinese person went do you have a credit card or whatever?

That I don't give a ship.

That's just fight like, oh that was a funny one.

I'm American.

I'm going to use my credit card.

Black people can do a white chicks.

But if there's that one chick that's a streamer that did blackface for Halloween, everyone got mad at her.

But I'm like, you know, hey, you know what something you might enjoy this?

Why the fuck is it racist for us to say black people like chicken?

Yeah?

I know?

Why is that racist?

It's not.

And this is the whole.

Like we can say, we can say India is like curry, they like it.

We say Mexicans love tacos, They're like, yeah, we do, but you agree because they're white.

People were like salt.

I don't know what to tell you right now.

There was no My brother actually brought this up to me in the story.

He's like, you know what, He's like, I actually approached the black guys like, I don't know, man, every dude I know loves chicken.

Because I don't know why anyone gets upset saying it.

I actually like the was the Hodge Twins.

The two black guys are very funny.

They're like a way to what's going on.

They want Jake Shield show.

And then one I was talking about like how you know how they don't like change their smoke alarm and it's like beep, babe, babe, And he's like, man, that drives me fucking insane.

He's like, maybe it's like, uh, he made a funny joke.

I what I steal.

But essentially he's like, you know, maybe it's just like therapeutic to black people.

Bope, BP, It's just like calming or some shit.

And I was like, any thing is they even made?

Uh?

Jake had people in the chat or whatever, right, just doing super chats, which eventually we should be doing more of.

And and and he's like they're like chicken or watermelon.

He's like one of the Hodge Twins, like watermelon is fucking good though, you know, he's like that's juicy watermelon.

You yourself a fucking spoon and just and I'm like it's not like I don't even its stereotypes exist because of pattern recognition.

Right, It's just like that's what the idea of racism is.

If you're deliberately hating somebody because of their skin, that is just hatred, which I don't think most people there's but definitely uh, you know thinking, but most times it's based on behavior, right, that's what it's based on, padder recognition.

You know a lot of Chinese people, you know, are smart.

That's not racist.

That's like a fact.

They do have their chemically biologically genetics.

They're more intelligent when it comes to mathematics and left leaning brain activity.

That's a fact.

So you can't be like, nah, it's just just things, right.

Yeah.

I like the Japanese fried chicken with rice and coleslaw.

It was sticky sweet brown sauce.

Stick.

I like that sticky, sticky, sticky icky sweet brown.

Last last time I said that it wasn't about sauce.

That's gross, sticky, iicky.

I can't.

Say say, credit guard, you got it on thelone I was doing that.

So yeah, essentially, like they would just cut you up into pieces.

And I think it's funny that if you had money they could be like, only give him a couple of cuts, please, I.

Want him to come home, you know what I mean.

Then she carried out deep cultural and spiritual significance and ah yeah, it was like emphasized of the bodily integrity.

Mutilation of the body meant to condemn would enter the afterlife incomplete.

Interesting, so as they're doing this, you might go into the afterlife where your body would not be complete, so you'd be walking around.

I know I have an image of this somewhere, be walking around.

That's not it.

That's not it.

Don'tk Where is it so hard to have?

Too small?

You can't.

They're just trying to force this guy into this thing.

He was like, please don't.

I actually labeled everything.

See, they're like, would you.

Please not do that?

Please like that.

I'm gonna cut your leg.

Let me eat your leg.

That's a man with a mustache with double ds.

Why does he got doubles?

It literally says uh, it says woman suffering.

That's a man with a mustache.

Maybe they just all have mustaches.

Bro, that's that's a What the fuck is that?

That's a guy, that's for sure.

Guy looks like a dragon ball Z character.

Why you look at old tits?

Okay, he looks like a dragon ball z character.

A little bit.

Oh sorry, I thought you're talking about the guy in the car.

And they said they would do things like they would slice off their nipples and stuff like that, like horrendous ship bro so fucked.

You can't hurt if you do a lot of nipple play and you're used to it.

Do you like that?

Do you like having your nipples play with?

Oh?

I don't.

I don't touched.

Are you sure?

Yeah?

I'm not a fan.

Not a fan of nipple play.

Most women are, but I am.

Not dirty Sam chez ad her before slicing.

Oh they dirty sand Chester.

Do you remember those man we like?

There was like the Arabian goggle.

All these things were things that when the Internet popped off you could just look it up or whatever.

It's like you put your balls on her eyes and stick your dick in her mouth and stuff like that, you know, fun stuff.

Like chars arting.

So, although which one is that chars arting?

Yeah?

When you light her pubes on fire and then put it out with your jiz.

Oh nice like that one.

She's a charge yard.

H So yeah, they like they essentially I think you got rid of it.

Yeah.

So several several historical records cases contributing leang cheese, reputation, cleaning high ranking officials, palace conspirators, and her religious dissonance of the government.

Obviously, one of the most well known documented executions was that of Thing Sully in nineteen oh five, photographed by French observers.

I saw the images of this, and we can't show you on YouTube.

It's fucked up.

I was like Jesus Christ, I show Billy.

I show Billy.

What's his name?

Few?

I don't know how to spell it.

A few space?

That's not how you spell it.

Give me some rice recipe Z you slice?

Yeah, so there you go, Billy.

Some disturbing images of them cutting him open.

That's a real image.

Can't show you on Yeah, it's fucked up.

Eh.

They were slicing his organs open and ship.

Yeah, there you go.

We can't show you guys.

Ay this I wish if we had, if.

You would like to google it, it's uh fu space z h u.

That's fucked up, man, I what the fuck?

They cut off his nipples and ship?

Oh, maybe that is fucked up.

This is what we need for Patreon, where we have to like take it down and then show people in the Patreon.

Yeah, we hopefully have a Patriot episode coming up, so let's get through.

Yeah.

So they it was steak sanctioned use for punishment.

Uh they Obviously these descriptions were sensationalized, but it was exaggerated cruelty to portray China as uniquely barbaric.

But they still used it.

Uh so, Yeah, this is my favorite.

The Spanish donkey.

The Spanish donkey, also know as the wooden horse or the chevrolete was this was this a simple torture was relied on less machinery, more gravity, body weight, and time.

It consisted of raising on a wooden beam shaped like a sharp ridge, usually a triangle, positioned high enough that the victim's feet could not rest on the ground.

The couldemver, were forced to be straddled on a narrow edge off the naked and partially stripped, while their hands were bound to prevent shifting their weight To increase the agony, weights were commonly tied to the ankles, pulling the body downward, constrating the pressure on a single point, usually your asshole, your goots, your cock, your vagina.

Longer the victim retained, the more weight that it would become a weapon.

So if you were, if you were like you know, if if you were just still staying alive.

The more that you endure this punishment, they would add more weights to you and pull you down as it would like split open your cock and bone.

No, they're saying your own weight.

No, No, they would put weights.

On your ankle.

That's it said.

Though it said your own weight eventually would put push through.

So it becomes hurts more and more and more because it's your own body weight pushing through it.

Yeah.

Weights were commonly tied to the ankles.

Oh okay, constrat pressure on a single point and it's pretty intense.

That's a Chevrolet by the way.

It's really literally like the car.

Like the car.

It is like the car where the car came from.

Yeah, bro, ah, isn't that crazy?

Look at the spa saw on it.

Bro?

Why why did you have spikes?

It's already horrible.

Man, No, dude, your ass would hurt so much though, Holy fuck, you're like, so what made the spot Spanish donkey especially cruel?

It was a slow escalation, there was no sudden violence.

Pain increased minute by minute as muscles failed, circulation was restricted, and exhaustion set in Victims were of unable to dismount even when they lost consciousness, prolonging the punishment.

In many cases, the device was used the other way.

Isn't it No, it's not.

What are you looking?

Looking at you?

Because you moved your head.

Well I was checking.

Oh I wasn't I wasn't.

Doing so uh yeah, and it's it's pretty So essentially would split your buttthole in your gooch.

So.

Unlike execution execution devices, the Spanish donkey was meant to incapacitate without killing.

Though death was frequently a consequence, Survivors often left permanent injury, unable to walk properly, or render unfit for work or military service.

This made this an effective tool of discipline, humiliation, and long term control.

You know, imagine the device required no skilled executioner.

It's funny that you need skills for this job, no complex machinery.

It's cruelty came from restraint, time and the inevitability of gravity, making one of the most effective and widely adopted methods of torture across the centuries.

Across centuries.

And it's crazy because it you would sit on it and man, this the I feel like eventually it would split like you're naked sitting there as your cock and balls hanging out.

The more torture, the tiny your dickets.

Leaned back, I'd rather my ass split more open.

I wouldn't.

I'd never leaned forward on my balls or dick, and I'd like purposely lean back like that as as hard as that is, Like, there's no way I can durre that pain forward.

Oh baby, got more?

Give me some more weights.

Baby, What if you're strong enough to throw the leg over because you can lift the weight.

Oh no, you're supposed to be being tortured.

You know what.

The blood eagle is.

No intense bro the blood eagle, it is the blood he'll comes from Nordic legends.

Of Viking executions, the condemned back.

The condemn's back was lashed so as to give it ribs, which was then broken and twisted upwards to look like wings.

To add injury to injury, salt was poured onto the wound, and the final blow, the lungs were pulled out and draped over the ripped wings, the ribbed wings for effect.

Thankfully, this is debate about whether it was a real practice, but actually people do believe it was real pretty fucked up.

Let's give them some salt.

Salt's good.

There, You like that right?

Actually like this one.

Knee Hauling was a type of punishment specifically for.

Sailors kept sailors.

We got our own ship for you.

Specific for sailors drapped up by the Dutch navy in the sixteenth century.

And the Dutch navy was pretty crazy, like especially the colonialist there's a lot of the madingiba fuck uh, and offenders were tied with rope and dragged under water from one end of the ship to the other.

When many died from practice due to drowning or internal injuries.

The theory wasn't always dun dun, dunk, got I would show had my mouse, I don't.

I don't even know where it is now.

I always okay, So I guess they got weights or whatever and their purpose under it because you could swim right.

No, it was meant to be fatal.

As a bonus member punished by knee hauling, often cut mercilessly by barnacles under the ship's bottom.

Than the knee, the kneel, the keel, the keel.

Keel hauling made it's keel hauling.

I was keel hauling.

It looked like knee with it, but there's no eddent, so it's key hauling and carried on the scars with them for life.

So there would be people that sis would survive this.

They would dunk them under and like like it's showing it and then strap them and then they drag you underneath the ship.

But I just don't understand because like, can't you swim?

Like what's holding you underwater?

Them?

Look at what they're doing.

Yeah, but still like you'd have to have someone with you to do that, Like you'd have to be holding your back for fox sakes to keep that much weight on you.

Unless oh, unless there was a metal pole.

There's a metal pole to push you down.

It's just rope.

You're gonna no no, no, yeah, you're forcing you essentially.

Yeah, it's a metal pole and you're pushing them under.

Oh okay, gotcha.

I still don't believe that someone didn't use this as a gaping tool for their masshole.

They probably did.

You know, that's delete pair jape.

Yeah, so so crazy.

So the tongue terror.

So this is the torture of Hans Brett and English captured in Antwerp.

Uh in fifteen seventy six.

The illustration shows Brett chained by a rock and his tongue is removed with hot tongs.

He was later burned to the steak.

The purpose of this tool was to resemble a pair of garden shears and was straightforward.

As the name suggests.

It would just tear out your tongue.

The execution twisted and pulled whatever worked and cause the most pain.

This ended up being a useful way of dealing with those accused of blasphemy and spreading heretical heretical heretical because it's a heresy, right, it's it's is that not?

That is what it is?

I'm laughing.

Is I actually right there?

Heretical because you're you're a you're a heretic.

That'd be heretical heretical.

You're a heretic, though, are you heretic?

I'm pretty heretical.

Yeah, you're probably right.

I'm pretty sure I could.

I guess I could be wrong.

I don't know.

But so this, uh, this was the tongue terror literally would just.

Like describe your tongue and fucking bring it out.

Uh huh.

Like it feels a little unnecessary, Like you could just grab a pair of pliers.

All right, well, why need that?

Do you think they had plyers back then?

Whist you think so?

Probably something along that line, And those plyers were invented from the tongue terror.

They're like, that's a very good instrument.

Let's use let's make plyers out of that.

Yes, let's do that.

See it seems like they could.

I don't know, she don't know.

She don't know.

I haven't done that.

Well, yeah, so dumb.

So the breaking wheel this is one of the most famous.

It's called the Catherine Wheel, who was most deliberately cruel execution methods designed not to kill quickly, but to destroy the body in stages to keep the victim alive as long as possible.

The condemned was tied to the ground or bound directly to the wheel while the executioner methodically smashed the limbs one by one with.

A heavy curgel or a dropped wheel.

I don't know what a curgel is?

Is that not what that says?

Like?

I think cudgel?

Cudgel?

I don't know, I don't even know what.

Oh that thing?

Okay, this guy looks real scared though.

Yeah, it looks like he's about to fucking die.

I'm wondering why they even put cloth over he is dead.

It's a mallet essentially, Okay, neat.

Matern you.

I like that guy's nose.

I like how they dude broken.

Yeah, that's what would they do?

So they tie you to it and then start smashing away.

Man.

What made the breaking wheel especially horrifying was its ordeal and restrain, or was its order and restrained.

Bones were broken, uh specifically in sequences, usually starting with the lags, then the arms, and finally the spine, ensuring the victims remained conscious throughout the most of the punishment.

Courts often dictated the exact number of blows, turning agny into a legal legal procedure.

Oh well, what did he do?

He raped my mother?

You know, it's just like.

All right, he gets five flashings.

You know, it's like break his toes, his ankle and his his spine, and then he can be a paraplegic.

You know.

Put him in a wheelchair.

Name Stephen Hawking, you know.

And then he likes to watch midgets do math while they're naked or something.

You know, he make a good movie.

Do you know about that?

That's a fucking thing.

I thought you just made that up.

Supposedly, Stephen Hawking was on Epstein's list watching and what they found he he would force midgets to do math or something like that.

Oh that's mean, but that's so funny.

If that's true, that's hilarious.

Rumors of Stephen Hawking making midgets do math a fun fact of the day.

That's a good one.

The rumor is an old internet hoax.

O.

They say it's not real.

The claim of that Stephen Hawking kept little people midgets as some sort of bizarre servants or made them do math for him, circulated on fringe forms on the internet.

Uh, that's probably true, man, You never know.

Hawking severe disability made him easy target for CRDESK humor.

Man, there was rumors that he was on Epstein's list.

It's not like, oh, these people are just like Golden Star people.

AI is so subversive.

It's like, yeah, no one he asked about Epstein.

It's like it did tell me Epstein was part of Masad so PM.

It changed recently too, because I had it like writing out in factual information that I knew about certain topics that will eventually be episodes, Like I had to look up things for me that I could take sources from and stuff like that.

And then within like a month later, it was like, I can't do that, I can't talk about that, and it's like it's it changed, and I know other people said that he did the same thing, right, So I started like, now who was controlling it?

The guy that owns it is yeah anyways, but uh so uh.

They would break bones, all that sort of punishment, and they would be like a legal procedure.

Often bones were shattered, the victim's mangled body was woven through the spokes of the wheel, raised upright onto the pole.

Death was not guaranteed.

Many were left exposed for hours or days, dying slowly from shock, dehydration, internal injuries.

In some cases, the final mercy blow the coop the grace was delivered with the and the optional optional that I assured the breaking wheel relied upon spectacle and duration.

It was terrified to witnesses and erase condemned physical physicality and turn punishment into public warnings.

This is definitely one that they would do in public kind of ward off people be like, you don't want to if you break the law, that's what you're gonna look like, you know, and I feel that.

I think that's one of the worst ones.

M that's that's really bad.

So it breeze through some of these.

The Heretics fork, that was a fun one.

They would just shove a fork.

Yeah so uh loop and iron buckle.

Uh.

During the Spanish the Spanish Inquisition, the Heretics fork looked like a double aded fork, each with two progs held on the strap, and it would be placed into their neck.

Yeah so they know, so they would turn it until it like.

You are permanently looking up.

What if you see someone real ugly and you got to look away, You see someone you don't want to see, and you can't look away.

You gotta make direct eye contact.

What he does like farts in his nose, Like it's like a jackass thing, and they tie him to a thing, and then they force his head up.

And then as they forced their head up, they like placed their ass on their nose.

I've been watching it like I've been watching a bunch of jackass stuff recently, and I was watching I remember Poopies from the New One.

Poopies had a.

Hard life man, Oh yeah, the new Guy, And I thoughways thought he was kind of funny, but he was like he almost overdosed on the show, on the movie and stuff, and because I.

Was like, who naimed him?

Poopies?

And I guess so this was Sorry, Poopies, if you end up seeing this, I think you're kind of funny.

You're a little weird, but uh and he.

I guess it was like it's funny because I was like, that's such a goofy name.

Like even when we first watched it, Chelsea's like, who the fuck name of their kid Poopies?

Or like where did this nickname come from?

So I watched the thing about him, you know, it's like what happened to this?

He's ship in public and he got in trouble and charged the police van or something like that, and instead of his dad punishing him, his dad thought it was the funniest shit he's ever heard of.

He's like, that's hilarious, man or whatever.

Right, And but then the name carried on.

Everyone called him Poopies and it deterred him from getting girls because everyone heard about the incidents.

But they imagine your names is Poopies forever, so that fucking uh So this is crazy?

Okay, Yeah, So they would use that fork to essentially the same thing as heretics.

It's very religious, and that's what I'm saying.

It wasn't these mechanical crazy devices that they needed to implement, right.

It was a lot of like just if you fucked around, it was just very simple.

It wasn't like huge, like crazy devices.

A lot of times it was like, there's very simple ways to torture people, right.

But China has has made capital punishments shockingly effective and a little surprise, really, you know, it's a little surprising.

Maybe I don't know, I wouldn't think so, but considering that China, China conducts the most executions per year of any country in the world.

A variety of crimes are patrolled by death, including tax fraud, arson, and even prostitution.

Bro like Japan's like you can come down here though, and come over here, we do give you a childs fifteen bucks, little man put that shit in my.

She's thirteen.

Everybody, Yeah, that's what people would go, like Jared Fogel and stuff, the fucking subway.

Fuck would go to like Japan for child prostitutes and stuff.

Many executions in China are now performed by mobile execution units vans equipped with the strange drugs and necessary for lethal injections.

The vans would typically look like a police fan and have it on the road for about a decade.

They are only a dozen of them around the country, so they were literally dispensing lethal injections close to the scenes of the crimes.

Not only were they cheaper, but they would the traditionally facility, the facilities that they did have.

China officials say, but they were more humane, you know, often a preferred method of execution, death by firing squad was a little bit horrible, right.

Yeah, fair enough.

So they would be like, you know, he show up.

Oh no please, no, no, so and.

It's like it's like sorry, Ching Chong has to come with us now.

And then they take.

Him and put him in the van, and they literally put him in a van that looks like this, and then they give him a lethal injection.

Bro just right, the dump them out the hoods.

You cheated on your Texas.

So obviously another famous one, drawn and quartered.

It was just the typical idea of a method of cruel and usual punsh w still difficult to believe it was actually a real thing and was conceived by actual humans.

It happened to unfortunate souls.

The punishment was first doled out in England in the thirteenth century.

Uh So they would be the accused of be drawn and tied to a horse, dragged to the gallows, and then usually hanged hung Many disembowels don't care, or beheaded.

Afterwards, the den were quartered.

His body had been split into quarters, sometimes each limb tied to a different horse, and they'd have the horses run opposite directions and then your limbs would just like like, because howords are pretty strong, they would tear your limbs out of your sockets on each end and you'd.

Be fists Yeah, torn in fists.

Yes, no, we already passed the hertics forces.

Going up so Judas cradle.

This one was crazy.

So it would often be a sharpened tip perpetrating the victims anus or vagina.

Okay, this is probably one of the worst ones.

Occasionally other parts of the bodies.

It would cause severe injuries and often led to infliction or even death.

The Jewish simply one, yeah, but it's like pinpointed on the.

Yes, so crazy, so it would begin.

Had that happen before?

No, No, my mine wasn't his.

Name Jeremy or something there Jerome?

And then didn't Jerome do that to you?

Jerome gave you a butt, baby, I will eat your ash.

That's what Jerome said to you.

You're like, yes, please come here.

Could you set all this cheer for me?

It looked really hard.

If you could just set all this cheer, I'd like that.

So, yeah, that Judish cradles supported by various historical records and accounts from the medieval times.

It depends if it actually was a but it was actually implemented.

There is ample evidence to suggest that it was indeed a real torture.

References to the Judas cradle can be found in medieval texts, artworks, and historical documents.

So they place the weight and essentially look at that old school wad, just a piece of wood.

It's sharp, though, and they would just add weight and this is going in your ass.

It actually fully engulfs.

You know, they're thinking likely and paler Man, we got some on him, like even that one is.

It's very simple, constructive.

That's why it wasn't just like a lot of these tortures.

Weren't this thing where it was like this crazy device.

It was a lot of times very simple.

We'll sit you on this thing.

We're gon add weight and it's gonna split open your anus.

It was like a pyramid shaped and essentially you would sit on the pyramid sharp point.

The victim would be forced to sit on the point and they would weigh down with pressure causing severe pain.

Uh you know.

And then obviously there's variations they would have.

Like uh, you're talking about that?

Uh?

And the variations of the jewice cradle featured a chair with the seeds backrest.

It's nice.

Yeah, I was sharp nails and spikes.

But you think about this, right, it's the same idea.

We see this in movies and stuff like Adams Family.

They lay on the spike bed.

There's there's again India.

Yeah, they do that.

They lay on the spike bed and they put a snake on their chest and they play that weird dumb music and stuff, and you know it's just like, yeah, it's not a flute, it's an Indian flute.

Yeah, you know what it's called.

What's that a piccolo?

What's that thing called the jeet flute?

I don't, I don't.

Well, I drank this whole thing.

But the whole punch is gone.

All the all the punch is gone.

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So that's the Drew.

So I want to end this on something fun more kind of fucked up, I would, I think cock and ball torture.

Don't look at what we're gonna read.

I couldn't get the images.

I found this on Wikipedia and I showed Chelsea as I was looking this up, and I was like, oh, what the fuck?

And this is on Wikipedia.

They had pictures of cocks and balls being tortured on Wikipedia.

What Indian rubber cock and ball.

Torture CBT they call it is a sex activity involving the application of pain or constricting to the male genitals that may This may involve directly painful activities such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball busting, genital flogging, ureathraplay, tickle torture, erotic electro stimulation, kneeing, or kicking the receipt of such The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation or acknowledge that the play is pleasing to a statistic dominant.

So you know what they're in.

The hot outfits you when's it com caught hot?

But the leather outfits big like high heels.

I wouldn't think it's necessarily attractive because I don't need any that.

And uh, they would like, there's a funny joke that we're making at work after all the show before, but sawyer that's been on the show with Brett story is very funny.

I would like when the studio is done.

Right now, we're in like the living room part of my house and stuff like that, so eventually we'll have a whole studio again.

But like, uh, and we're talking and we're like talking about fetishes.

Now it comes from when you're a child, and how these things like so, who's stepping on your balls when you're a child, that's what nobody and we were talking about.

How it also comes from maybe hereditary like your parents.

Or something like that.

Right, I don't want to know what my dad.

Like, He's like, I gotta ask my dad why his ball stepped on?

Yeah, I like how they did this cock and ball torture so frequently they frequently abbreviated it.

It was called CBD cbt S cockball torture.

They needed to make an acronym because they're like, this is taking up too much time to consistently keep saying we're doing this to somebody.

I didn't spell it right.

Oh God, guide for your beauty.

Look as I'm looking through, was like, bro, what the fuck?

I was like, I said that.

Chelse says, like, what the fuck?

Why are they showing this on she's kicking That's a cock hole.

That's a cock hole thing.

So that will strict your ball so you can't get a boner.

So it's it's got the gates of Hell, a chastity device used for erotic sexual denial.

It prevents the penis in the submissive male who has been sexually aroused from being a wreck from becoming a wrecked.

So it's like your there's uh, your wife will be getting fucked by saying a big guy, the huge cock and then they put the thing on your dick and it restricts you from getting a boner.

So even if you if you're you want.

I'm an break it off.

I'd break off that lot.

So as I'm going through this, I'm like, what the fuck?

And there's all these images and I'm like, ew, she's putting her fingernail in it.

Okay, I'm done.

Okay.

I just wanted to show Billy what the hell I had to go through?

Why did I have to?

Why do I have to go through everything you go through?

Similar to many sexual activities, CBD can be formed using toys devices to make the penis and testicles more easily accessible for attack, for attack, for that's what they already used, or for play purposes.

Ball stretcher ball stretcher is a stretcher and cock ring which forces the penis erection.

Weird, I wouldn't mind that, I guess.

A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is used to elongate the scrotum and provide the feeling.

I've never used one of these, I've heard about them.

A weight pulling on the testicles away from the body.

This can partially be enjoyable for the wearer, as it makes an orgasm more intense as the testicles are prevented from moving up.

Intended to make one's testicles hang lower than normal temporarily, or if it's used for extended periods of time permanently.

This sex toy can be can be harmful for genitals or circulation of the blood.

Remind me on a Patreon everybody has to sail out for the page.

Remind me ask me this on the Patriot episode they're going to do for a quick half an hour or whatever after this, Remind me, just remind me about the cock ring thing, because I have a fucking horrible story about that.

Most ball stretchers.

Most ball stretchers leather and rubber or stainless steel.

The leather user fastening straps, wrapping around the scroll to him, and then obviously stretching out the balls.

Jesus fuck.

Yeah, So let's.

Uh the line stretcher can range from It gives you the whole details.

More dangerous type of ball stretchers can be homemade simply by wrapping a rope or string around one scrolled him.

We're not leaving, we're not dot we have more.

The ball crusher a ball crusher device made from either metal or often clear.

Alas is gone.

Okay, so this one's the ball crusher.

It is a device made from either metal or often clear.

Uh this clear our are okay to speak right now.

Yes, Billy's back.

The ball crusher.

It squeezes the tesco slowly by turning the set of nuts and screws holding it tightly to clamp.

Depend on the pain tolerance of the person is used.

Uh.

The ball crusher is often combined with bondage, either with a partner or by oneself.

So that's the other types of torture and pact play.

I hope everyone is enjoying this.

A parachute is a small collar, usually made from leather, which fastens around the scrotin and from which weights can be hung.

This reminds me of like remember Kenny versus Betty.

Remember when it.

Was whose balls can hold the most weight?

It was like who can who can hold the most weight with their balls?

I think it is.

I thought he was trying to grab my balls.

It's trying to grab my Eggno.

Is good, grab Mygno, it's actually not that bad.

I like it.

I do you like there a little bit better?

And uh yeah, so like they in the one episode, I would shove this out.

It's a Canadian show.

They're two Jewish guys, but they're the good ones.

Just kidding.

All Jews are good people, just not all zionis keep talking.

So like Kenny had like that.

He went into the room.

Room.

He went into the room very central right, and as he goes into the room, he sees Kenny.

Speddy goes in the room, Kenny going.

Bricks his testicles and he's got bricks on his testicles and he's going, he's like kig and it's hilarious and he's like trying to lift him up.

And Spy's like, what the fuck because he's so shocked by like him doing this, and they're like and then he leaves the room.

It's either fake bricks, they're like foam, but Kenny or Spenny believes it because he's an idiot.

Canne RIPA parachute is a small collar usually made from other with fashions, that fastens around and thrown him and which waves can be hung from.

It, and it's.

Calling swim short changs beneath, short changs, short changs, four short tangs, restaurant hanging beneath which ways whatever boma Used as part of cock and ball torture and BDSM relationships, The parachute provides a constant dragon squeezing effect on the testicles.

Moderate weights of three to five kilograms can be suspended during bondage that's fucked up the humbler.

The humbler as.

A BDSM physical restraint device a cock and ball's bondage toy used to restrict movement of the submissive participant in the BDSM scene.

It consists of testicle cuffs.

Cuff device typically a ring that clamps around the base of the scrotum, which draws back the legs.

This is mounted in the center of the bar on which the rods that pass behind the thighs at the base of the buttocks.

As a result, the wearer is forced to keep their legs folded forward as an attempt to restrain them and slightly pulls hard on their scrotum, causing anything considerably discomfortable to extreme pain.

The wearer prevents from standing up straight, so he's like just bent over a crawling on all fours because he's pulling off testicles.

The testicle cuffs is a ring shaped device that queen placed around the scrut between the body testicles when it's closed to prevent testicles from passing.

Okay, I'm fucking doing with this, making the penis appear longer, Pulling the testicles down away from the base of the.

Penis at the end of the day.

Was a great episode.

It was fun cock harness.

Hell's almost had the image.

Okay, it's one more the ball buster.

Dominatrix kicking her male submissive in the testicles at a fulsome street, fair Will streets.

That's fine us.

Besides causing pain.

It's in the US.

Besides causing pain.

This is an act of public disgrace.

She's naked getting his testicles kicked on the stream.

In Japan six dish like I.

Was doing it really good the other day, which a man's tescals were abused.

These genres also referred to as ball busting.

A non Japanese person described as Asian people, mainly women, are participating in the dynamics of the tama kuya.

The tomakir consists of mastication having testicles hurt By says, it's find the chat stop as soon as you start talking about to it.

There's other Asian.

There's a lot of Asian ones, man, a lot of Asians.

All right, Well that was.

Oh whoa, whoa, whoa.

Okay, I can go back there.

Oh no, one sec.

One sec.

The fuck was that.

I'll get to it.

No, no, no, there was one, the very last one.

I'll get to it.

No, no, no, go to it right now.

Uh keep going right there?

Read it.

Decamania.

An electric massage is a popular Japanese prank played between two people where one person puts their foot in a genital area of the other and of the other and shakes it in a vibrating motion.

So I'm vibrating my foot on your cock, which is weird as shit.

Often this is done by grabbing the other person's feet, raising them, and then placing one's own foot onto their crotch and vibrating it.

This is often done between school aged boys in a prank similar and could be seen in a Western audience as a type of bullying now.

In two thousand and six, Freedo Lay released a special tuckas Tika con themed edition of Dorito chips that referenced this.

They read, they made potato chips that reference this ball vibrating foot movement.

That's wild.

All right, well, all right, I thought that was fucking wild.

That's a fun fact.

I'm good.

That's insane.

That's your fun fact.

That's insane, adjuring that I forgot to have this b for all the torture, crock and ball torture.

That's what's all right.

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