[SPEAKER_01]: Welcome dear listeners, I'm Jonathan Carlin And I'm Benjamin Carlin And we invite you to join us through the Griffin Door Your one-way ticket to the enchanting world of Harry Potter So grab your wands and dust off your broomsticks and join us As we unlock the dark corridors inside Order the Phoenix Chapter 11 The sorting hats, new song, live in Chicago!

[SPEAKER_01]: man, so happy to be in Chicago.

[SPEAKER_01]: I've eaten the best food in Chicago.

[SPEAKER_02]: We've had a Chicago style hot dog.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: We have the beef sandwiches.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: We went to the girl in the goat.

[SPEAKER_01]: Have you guys been there?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, God.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, this is how unbelievable.

[SPEAKER_01]: Coming back just for that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Um, no, Jay.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm super excited about about tonight's chapter.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is one of what is it?

[SPEAKER_02]: One of three instances where Harry actually gets the like witness the sorting the whole sorting.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he's there.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: There's kind of like the the famous belief that it was difficult to write the sorting hat songs or just otherwise monotonous to keep having Harry go through.

[SPEAKER_02]: the same sort of like rundown each year, so sometimes we're going to like spice it up a little bit.

[SPEAKER_02]: But obviously the the sorting hat song comes with some incredible founders lore.

[SPEAKER_01]: It does.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: We have precious little of honestly, so that that's going to be fun to dissect tonight.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, but before we get into all that, we have to talk about the chapter art.

[SPEAKER_01]: We do it.

[SPEAKER_01]: We can show you this time.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, right.

[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's pretty, it's pretty.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's the sorting hat on a distinctly four-legged stool.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, which perplexes me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Perplexes me too, Ben.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Although what's really fun if you look at the poster or the guest book out there is about specifically drew it so that you can't tell if it's three or four.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, is is that middle leg the front leg or the back leg we may never know we may never know And I think it's weird about the sorting hat here one is that uh, and it's a ton of candles around it Yes, yeah, I literally wrote fire hazard fire hazard.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know that's what all the first years are really afraid of like oh my god Don't get a good good good control fire [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I would be fearful to have a thousand-year-old dusty torn hat sitting around this many open flames.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean, it's a priceless relic.

[SPEAKER_01]: It is.

[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it's just asking to catch on fire.

[SPEAKER_01]: It is.

[SPEAKER_01]: Which Voldemort eventually does.

[SPEAKER_01]: He does.

[SPEAKER_01]: He does catch it on fire, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: So maybe it's just foreshadowing.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, perhaps.

[SPEAKER_01]: Just right here in the artwork and not mentioned anywhere else.

[SPEAKER_01]: That being said, this is exactly how I picture the sorting hat like this.

[SPEAKER_01]: This is a V visual.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, it's fantastic.

[SPEAKER_01]: I also feel like so it's clearly singing the song in the chapter.

[SPEAKER_01]: The song is very like woeful like full of warning.

[SPEAKER_01]: This hat singing this song.

[SPEAKER_01]: He looks really happy.

[SPEAKER_01]: He is like, it is time to perform, let's go.

[SPEAKER_01]: It is open, like night.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right, yeah, make it my way down town.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's what the sorting hat does on and stay off.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he's just up in the motor's office, the motor's like, would you stop?

[SPEAKER_01]: Please, I'm trying to work here.

[SPEAKER_02]: There's a dark lord that needs the feeding, and you just won't stop.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh man.

[SPEAKER_01]: All right, so should we jump into our first sentence, Ben?

[SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of a beefy one.

[SPEAKER_02]: It is a beefy.

[SPEAKER_02]: I thought the same thing I kept going and going and I was like, well, good and gracious, so the dragons have to arrive eventually.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know, I know.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, they really are trying to hold them off, but don't worry, they'll get there.

[SPEAKER_01]: All right, ready we go.

[SPEAKER_01]: Harry did not want to tell the others that he and Luna were having the same hallucination if that was what it was So he said nothing about the horses as he sat down inside the carriage and slammed the door behind him and then the dragons arrived Which as far as I'm concerned at that point there are no more horses.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's it there God It's like well, you know what you don't want to worry about the long areas [SPEAKER_02]: They did rather it's like Harry you still see him and he's like no, they're good.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we remember when the dragon's game scorched scorched this.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, yeah, but no clearly, what we're picking up is is still On the journey from the train back up to the castle so this is like we've just witnessed Harry kind of like interacting with Luna love good for the first time and [SPEAKER_02]: she sort of drops that like all to reassuring, it's like you are just as sane as I am.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it's like how good.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, thanks.

[SPEAKER_02]: Great.

[SPEAKER_02]: reassuring.

[SPEAKER_02]: Obviously it will be in time, you know.

[SPEAKER_02]: So he just needs to trust Luna.

[SPEAKER_02]: Because she's right on this particular instance.

[SPEAKER_01]: She is right.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know what's crazy?

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, they're going to we'll get to it here.

[SPEAKER_01]: But like he is going to get in.

[SPEAKER_01]: It says.

[SPEAKER_01]: If that was what it was, so he said nothing about the horses, which is really a bummer because also in this carriage are Neville and Hermione and Hermione could probably be like, there's invisible horses, it's vegetables.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right, right Neville could be like, I can see him too.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's yes, yes, absolutely, no, you're absolutely correct, it's like, this is just another one of those prime examples where it's like the lack of communication is keeping the plot exactly where it needs to be, but it's also like, if you guys could just talk about [SPEAKER_01]: because you can just talk a little bit.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, sort of the sound.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sort of the sound real quick.

[SPEAKER_01]: Instead of the mystery, Harry is focused on is, why does that grubbly plank woman back?

[SPEAKER_01]: What's she doing back here?

[SPEAKER_01]: Heck, Haggard can't have left, can he?

[SPEAKER_02]: Right, and so it's like, this is a couple of different things, because right away, the things that Harry was looking forward to was like, [SPEAKER_02]: Walking the grounds like going to you know her biology class T with Hagrid quit it and so like right away He arrives and the first thing he discovers is Hagrid's in my yeah Hagrid's up there.

[SPEAKER_02]: So it's like okay comforting thing number one gone gone.

[SPEAKER_02]: Let's hope quit.

[SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't go anywhere Yeah, that's up quit.

[SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't go anywhere.

[SPEAKER_01]: Also what are these horses and time?

[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, you know what's there ever been here these dragons?

[SPEAKER_03]: God [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so and it's only gonna get worse those are like the really positive things Harry is counting on but it's gonna turn out that every single little thing imaginable is gonna be different for him It really is out the entire chapter like I you know when I when I ever whatever I had a remembered reading order of the Phoenix like when I was a child I always remembered thinking that like Harry was like really like [SPEAKER_02]: Winey and moody and like emotional the whole time, but it's like when you're dissecting it like this and you're like looking at it so close It's like he has every right to be insanely frustrated.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I know.

[SPEAKER_02]: He has everything is going wrong.

[SPEAKER_01]: He can't get a break anywhere now.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah So I love Luna's response to Harry complaining about Hagrin hopping there.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's that he can't have left can't he and Luna's like I'll be quite glad if he has he isn't a very good teacher is he?

[SPEAKER_02]: Wow, the honesty.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right, right, yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then Harry Ron and Ginny all together go, yes he is, Harry gliers at Hermione because she didn't speak up.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's big up, which is a rare case of Luna and Hermione agreeing on something.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know, I know.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and Hermione's like, um, yes, he's very good.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, then Luna's like, well, we think he's a bit of a joke in Ravenclaw.

[SPEAKER_02]: She's like completely unfazed, but I admire that she completely holds her ground with three angry people yelling at her absolutely And but I also think this is sort of like we're gonna talk a lot about this like you guys know that we're kind of like you know team hair mining [SPEAKER_02]: But if there's one thing we're even more than here, Miny, it's probably Team Red Moon, which is Luna and Ron.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Luna and Ron, exactly.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, we have some believers.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, we'll see if we can convince the rest of you that should have been much louder.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I was counting for like an uproar, you know, but let's try a few more things.

[SPEAKER_02]: We'll come back to it.

[SPEAKER_01]: the good news is the very next line is further red moon fodder.

[SPEAKER_01]: So here we go.

[SPEAKER_01]: So she says well we think he's a bit of a joke on Ravenclaw, Ron response.

[SPEAKER_01]: You've got a rubber sense of humor then, which is rich coming from Ron right here because on the very last chapter he told the world's dumbest joke about a baboon's backside to which Luna love good laugh for one.

[SPEAKER_01]: full earth half hour yeah it's like now here's Ron he's like well you've got a terrible sense of humor it's like Ron she thinks you're funny right right and that means you're not funny yeah so you've trapped yourself you've trapped yourself this is not a good position you don't want to be there Ron um but i like the response to it loona did not seem to be perturbed by Ron's rudeness on the contrary she simply watched him for a while as though he was a mildly entertaining [SPEAKER_02]: television program right and part part of me is kind of like I think this is sort of interesting because like we know that like as Luna will progress forward Like she is at a point where she was all by herself on the train in her fourth year meaning that she really hasn't made any other friends at Hogwarts up until this point And throughout the course of this year, she will make a close group of friends and like paint them on her ceiling and then like just right like friends friends friends So what I think is actually really fascinating about this response that Luna's having is that she is commenting [SPEAKER_02]: on Hagrid's teaching style and as a Ravenclaw I feel like she's being very objective about that truth and everybody else is being a little emotional because they love Hagrid and I think that that's not a terribly like unfair assessment but I think as Luna is like a Ravenclaw and possibly being analytical here it's almost like she switched gears in which he's observing and Ron isn't like him like trying to make the argument for Hagrid's case [SPEAKER_02]: it's that he's defending his friend and so I think that Luna is almost like oh that's really a adorable like we can agree that he's not a good teacher but [SPEAKER_02]: You're back in him, and that's awesome.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like does that make sense?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think she's just sitting there like, oh my god, he's talking to me.

[SPEAKER_02]: Ha ha ha ha.

[SPEAKER_02]: You are so hot, it's just the red hair.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's not actually on fire.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's a red hair joke.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Let's see.

[SPEAKER_01]: So Harry is going to be consumed by the Hagrid Mystery on the entire right up.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's scanning the grounds for any lights that might be Hagrid's cabin, but there's nothing there.

[SPEAKER_01]: The grounds were in, and I'd like to wait this sentence.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's just, but the grounds were in complete darkness, which like that is just absolute foreshadowing for like, yeah, that's how it's going to be this year.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's going to be complete darkness at the castle.

[SPEAKER_02]: It really is.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the very next line as well is like a very different description.

[SPEAKER_02]: We've ever had a Hogwarts castle.

[SPEAKER_02]: It says Hogwarts Castle however loomed ever closer, a towering massive turrets jet black against the dark sky.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's like this is not usually like the the warm twinkling lights.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: The story.

[SPEAKER_02]: Whatever.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know, it's like right.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's complete darkness loomed.

[SPEAKER_01]: Jet black dark sky.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: You want to be here?

[SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it seems very like for boating all of a sudden.

[SPEAKER_02]: It does.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but of course there's no sign of life from within Hagrid's cabin.

[SPEAKER_01]: Although if I'm like Harry and I'm like, oh my God, his cabin's that on and he wasn't there.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, well, he's probably just inside.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it feels like that would be like the next obvious thing.

[SPEAKER_02]: But of course the other odd one is that like grubbly plank is down there doing the like show foring the, um, wow.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's show foring.

[SPEAKER_02]: Show foring.

[SPEAKER_02]: Show foring.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, thank you.

[SPEAKER_02]: The first years across the lake, and we had a conversation about this at our last show, but it almost feels without a doubt that the giant squid is the thing that's guiding the boats across the water.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, like you need, because it's not that it has to be the groundskeeper.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's that it has to be the person who's good with animals.

[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_02]: Otherwise, you could just send like a snake or a dog or a sprout.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, sprout.

[SPEAKER_01]: It could be anybody.

[SPEAKER_02]: Any of those other people?

[SPEAKER_02]: We have plenty of staff to go around.

[SPEAKER_02]: Unbridge.

[SPEAKER_01]: That would have been hilarious.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's a first year sort of tradition around here.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, all right, let me back up.

[SPEAKER_02]: If, yeah, well, I was going to say, I think if Umbridge is on the boat, the giant squid just emerges and takes her down.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's it right there.

[UNKNOWN]: That's it right there.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Whoops.

[SPEAKER_01]: The dumb one was like, I didn't see that coming.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know the day.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's cool.

[SPEAKER_02]: You just like walks away, whistling.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Dream, can anyone?

[SPEAKER_01]: I know in dreams.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, well I guess I'll go do the feed soon.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: You guys always want to work.

[SPEAKER_01]: There'll be drinks there.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, there'll be drinks there to be fine.

[SPEAKER_01]: We shouldn't invite Dumbledore to have a drink.

[SPEAKER_02]: The squid, this squid, this squid, this squid and Dumbledore having a drink.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's fan art we need.

[SPEAKER_02]: That is the fan art we need.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Someone draw that, someone draw that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Let's see, and then he continues to wonder about the the thresholds in there.

[SPEAKER_01]: Why could Harry see them, but Ron, not, though they mentioned here that Harry had once before had the experience of seeing something that Ron could not, but that had been a reflection in the mirror.

[SPEAKER_01]: So they're talking about the mirror bearers that they were, they saw different things.

[SPEAKER_01]: But I feel like if I'm like the better example here is when he could hear the Basilisk, but Ron couldn't.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's true.

[SPEAKER_01]: Because that really was an actual monster and another magical creature.

[SPEAKER_02]: You're exactly correct and it's not like Ron didn't see like that was them not understanding the mirror of air said like it's not like Harry saw something and Ron was like Like it's just my reflection Harry what are you talking about those are the mirror there?

[SPEAKER_02]: Harry's just standing in an empty room as well as Ron's concerned [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so the little I feel like yeah, he's not remembering the bassless care.

[SPEAKER_01]: What you I think Ron would remember it be like, oh, yeah, that was something maybe you're right, Harry.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you're not hallucinating.

[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe we should investigate that Hermione.

[SPEAKER_02]: Do you know anything on Hermione?

[SPEAKER_02]: It's like, yes, of course I do.

[SPEAKER_02]: Obviously I always do.

[SPEAKER_02]: Of course I do.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, um, then Harry's gonna make his way up into the castle and right away, it's like the, you know, Harry's been dealing with like the trial and everything all summer, the Dementor is attacked, you know, he's been at Grimmall place, like things have kind of been like up down all around and right away, he gets there, people are like putting their heads together, whispering as he passed and he's just dealing with the fact that the daily profit has just been really throwing mud at his name all summer.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so he's got to deal with that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Um, then I love the description of like any [SPEAKER_02]: like she doesn't really walk she drifts you know she wanders that's right yeah yeah yeah that's it that's actually similar similar similar but completely opposite to the mentors because Mrs.

[SPEAKER_02]: Fig described them as like running running yeah and baton bones is like demandors don't run they cry yeah yeah so Luna's gliding she's gliding yeah Luna's the mentor exactly you heard it here first you heard it here she wants to kiss Ron wait [SPEAKER_01]: Then Ginny gets held by some completely unnamed fellow fourth years and left us it with them, whoever they are.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think that's just sort of like Ginny's popular.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, you know, she's like walking in and immediately people are like, Ginny!

[SPEAKER_01]: Come here for those!

[SPEAKER_01]: You need to exit the scene now.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, there we go.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: So we got that.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then we've run into Parvati and Lavender, who gave Harry an overly friendly greeting that made him quite sure that it's thought talking about him a split taken before.

[SPEAKER_01]: But I feel like if they were saying bad things about him, they wouldn't be overly friendly to him then.

[SPEAKER_02]: Unless it's sort of like, like, oh, hey, hey, good summer.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, that could be, but they do come to the DA meetings.

[SPEAKER_02]: They do come to the DA meetings.

[SPEAKER_02]: Everybody eventually comes around.

[SPEAKER_02]: So he's slowly going to start to win people back.

[SPEAKER_02]: Even that's kind of interesting because it's like, when Voldemort's first regime is out in motion, it seems like at first, more people are actually like kind of in agreement with the messaging that he's sending.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's not until it starts to become more extreme that Voldemort starts to lose people.

[SPEAKER_02]: And they're like, I don't know about all this.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, you know, we don't need to go in that kill everybody or anything.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Um, but it seems like it's starting in a very similar place where everybody's kind of like skeptical and hesitant and like not really sure like what to believe.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it's hard to just ignore simply like what, you know, the primary news source.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's just sort of like well, once what it says, you know, they really need like a second news paper.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they do.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like the quimpler.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like the quimpler exactly.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: And the wizard in the world has one newspaper and one tabloid.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, um, so they keep talking about Haggard because now he's not up at the staff table either Hermione's like you don't think he's hurt or anything do you and then you know They're like no no definitely not hurt and then they come to the really obvious conclusion that maybe he's not backbet You know from his mission to think he was doing over the summer for Dumbledore and it's like yeah Do you guys come on figure that much out like you just he Haggard over the summer did he stop by number 12 grm all place?

[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, he did not even say been mechanical did but not Haggard, okay?

[SPEAKER_02]: That's right, but the thing to keep in mind too there is that like he's he I think he's mostly done with his mission by now it's actually just trying to escort Grop back to headquarters.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and this is not not to head quarters back to the forbidden forest rather this is another one of those instances where I'm like the order of the Phoenix [SPEAKER_02]: is not getting things done, like when he arrives at number 12, he finally gets the opportunity to ask questions and they start going through and it's like, well, what have you been doing?

[SPEAKER_02]: And it's like, well, well, Voldemort hasn't really been killing people and it's like, okay, well, what do you guys up to?

[SPEAKER_02]: It's like, well, we're trying to recruit new members, but it's not going very well because serious can't go out because he's like a wanted felon and looping can't go anywhere because where wolves aren't like very good company, [SPEAKER_02]: Tonks and Kingsley, so they've got two people and it's like, okay, cool, what are they up to and it's like, well Kingsley's whole thing is just basically diverting the hunt for serious and it's like, I'm like, but that's what you know, he can't be found right now.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he's in this house.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know where he is.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's not really that helpful, especially because the person they're protecting can't do anything.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then Hagrid went on a failed mission and then spending like two months getting his brother back.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: So he's not doing much either.

[SPEAKER_02]: So anyway, yeah, the order of the order are really needs to get their stuff together.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's a good thing Dumbledore's army is like in rent.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they're doing stuff, man.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's stuff doing, right?

[SPEAKER_01]: They're like, okay, we got to step up because that's it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Um, and also I guess her mind is that he's not hurt and it's like, well, he's gonna be pretty hurt when he gets back.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: He won't care about being he won't care about it.

[SPEAKER_01]: But he is hurt.

[SPEAKER_01]: But he is.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: I got hold up from dragon steaks run up to his face there.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's good for it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, let's see.

[SPEAKER_01]: So they get up there and they discover who's that.

[SPEAKER_01]: She said sharply, poured it toward the middle of the table.

[SPEAKER_01]: This is going to be her minute noticing a bridge for the first time, which I feel gross.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, blah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Disgusting.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: And honestly, it even says Dumbledore's have his inclined towards the woman sitting next to him who was talking into his ear.

[SPEAKER_02]: She looked hairy, thought, like somebody's maiden aunt.

[SPEAKER_02]: Squat with short curly, moose brown hair.

[SPEAKER_02]: In which she had placed a horrible pink Alice band that matched the fluffy pink card again that she wore over her robes Yeah, and I'm just here to say that I'm glad that everyone recognizes the ridiculousness of this card again Yeah, it's gonna keep coming up.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, then it is gonna keep coming up I also love that like hair is like she looked like somebody's made an aunt and it's like Hairies made an aunt would be aunt Marge, and that's exactly who she reminds me of [SPEAKER_01]: She is like Aunt Marge 2.0.

[SPEAKER_01]: She is.

[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, if the mouthways are just a worse version of the Dersley's Umbridge is a way somehow worse version of the puppy drowning Aunt Marge.

[SPEAKER_01]: Just right away.

[SPEAKER_01]: She is, I don't know if you think of any significance here, but it says that Dumbledore is wearing deep purple robes, scattered with silvery stars, which I'm pretty sure are the same robes he was wearing when he dropped Harry off at the Dersley's.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh wow, that's a deep throwback, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: You think you're trying to signal something to Harry there?

[SPEAKER_01]: It's like a new beginning, Harry.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[SPEAKER_01]: Do you remember when you were one?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Do you remember when you were one, and I left you with this terrible people?

[SPEAKER_01]: bad person here too.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, right here.

[SPEAKER_01]: Now you're 15, I'm gonna leave you with her.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, I could, could, you know what else the order of the Phoenix isn't doing?

[SPEAKER_01]: What?

[SPEAKER_01]: Volunteering to be the defense against the dark arts professor.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right?

[SPEAKER_01]: What is the mode or do it?

[SPEAKER_01]: This is an educational decree.

[SPEAKER_01]: It is like the ministries, like if you can't find someone or going to install someone there, and dumb a door is like, ugh.

[SPEAKER_01]: I cannot think of where to find anyone.

[SPEAKER_01]: I, it's not like I have a whole organization of horrors I can call on.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I guess I'll have to let this one slide.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yep, too bad, too bad.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[SPEAKER_02]: So anyway, Harry identifies her as Umbridge right away and her mind is like who when she's in Harry says she was at my hearing.

[SPEAKER_02]: She works for five and then we're on like nice card again.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's not that dumb.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: So her binding right away, though, like the pieces of the puzzle just clicking a place way faster for her than anybody else.

[SPEAKER_02]: She's just like, she works for fun.

[SPEAKER_02]: One on earth, she's doing hear then.

[SPEAKER_02]: Amen.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so she's she's definitely starting to pick up on the fact that the the ministry is absolutely interfering Yeah, she's like right away.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, oh, no.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's the defense against the dark arts professor.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, that's not good.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but then we see grub blue plank Arrived at the staff table, which means that all the first years have made their way successfully [SPEAKER_02]: Thanks to the giant squid to the castle.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yep, exactly.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it says the professor McGonagal was carrying a stool on which satan ancients wizard had surrounded by way to many candles.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's weird that they put that in the book.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, but it doesn't actually specify how many legs that the stool has, which is surprising.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's such a back and forth constantly in flux.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right, who's to say?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: So then obviously the hat is going to break into its start of year song, which Woody, what do you think you got?

[SPEAKER_02]: You got this?

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I think we'll just all sing it from memory, right?

[SPEAKER_01]: OK.

[SPEAKER_01]: On three in the times of old when I was new and Hogwarts barely started.

[SPEAKER_01]: Now I'm not going to be the whole thing Oh, no It goes on for so long Oh my gosh [SPEAKER_01]: The founders of our noble school thought never to be parted.

[SPEAKER_01]: United by a common goal they had the self-same yearning to make the world's most magic school and parcel on their learning.

[SPEAKER_01]: Together we will build and teach the four good friends decided and never did they dream that they might someday be divided.

[SPEAKER_01]: However, there's such friends anywhere a slithered and crimp and door.

[SPEAKER_01]: Woo!

[SPEAKER_01]: That's probably how we sang it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Unless it was the second pair of hop-hop and raven claw.

[SPEAKER_01]: So, [SPEAKER_01]: So, how could it have gone so wrong?

[SPEAKER_01]: How could it have been...

How could it have been...

Why was there?

[SPEAKER_01]: So, I could tell the holes had sorry tail.

[SPEAKER_01]: So, the other end.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, teach just those who's interested, ancestry is purest.

[SPEAKER_01]: Send Ravenclaw.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, teach those who's intelligence is sureest.

[SPEAKER_01]: Send Ravenclaw.

[SPEAKER_01]: We'll teach all those with brave deeds to the name.

[SPEAKER_01]: Send Hufflepuff.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'll teach them how to treat them just the same, which is the only rational one.

[SPEAKER_02]: Hufflepuff's got it won't happen.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's the only one.

[SPEAKER_01]: There's like, guys, this isn't school.

[SPEAKER_01]: Ha ha ha ha.

[SPEAKER_02]: They just want to learn.

[SPEAKER_01]: They just want to learn.

[SPEAKER_01]: These differences got a little strife when the Avers came to light for each of the four founders had a house in which they might take only those they wanted to for instance Latherin took only pure but wizards of great cunning just like him and only those of Shappers by and were taught by Ravenclaw while the braveness and the boldest but to down in grip and all good Hufflepuff she took the rest and taught them all she knew thus the houses and the founders retained friendships that I'm in true [SPEAKER_01]: The house is that like Bill is far ahead once had up our school.

[SPEAKER_01]: Now turned upon each other and divided.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's hot to rule.

[SPEAKER_01]: And for a while it seemed the school must meet an early end.

[SPEAKER_01]: What we're doing in the fighting in the clash of friend on friend.

[SPEAKER_01]: And at last they came a morning where old slithered and departed.

[SPEAKER_01]: And though the fighting then died out, he left us quite down.

[SPEAKER_01]: hearted and never did the founders for, where windowed down to three, have the houses been united as they once were meant to be and now the sorting had its here as you all know the score.

[SPEAKER_01]: I saw you into houses because that is what I'm for, but this year I'll go further and listen closely to my song.

[SPEAKER_01]: Though condemned I am to split you still I worry that it's wrong.

[SPEAKER_01]: Though I must fulfill my duty and must quarter every year.

[SPEAKER_01]: Still I wonder whether sorting may not bring the end I fear.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh no, the perils read the signs the warning history shows for our Hogwarts is a danger from external deadly foes And we must unite inside her or go crumble from within.

[SPEAKER_01]: I have told you I have warned you let the sorting now begin [SPEAKER_02]: oh man thank you guys I am so proud of you wow and know you right yeah from what's up everyone oh oh my gosh well maybe on maybe on the the in studio version you know that way that and we'll put it on Spotify and you know we'll make it a whole thing yeah yeah oh gosh [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it just goes on and on.

[SPEAKER_02]: It does go on and on.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, I'm very impressed though.

[SPEAKER_02]: That was, it's absolutely amazing.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is, it's, it's really like an interesting piece of Hogwarts lore that you've got the sorting hat basically existing in the head master's office for the entire year taking in.

[SPEAKER_02]: everything that presumably doubled or in the various portraits are discussing about what's happening in the greater wizarding world.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's observing a lot.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: It kind of knows what's going on.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's the throughline.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's the throughline.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: But I also think it's really like it's this is like such a specific founders lore that kind of gives us like some layers of insight.

[SPEAKER_02]: Of course, [SPEAKER_02]: I know, it says, uh, why I was there and so can tell the whole sad story tale.

[SPEAKER_01]: I won't.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's like, like, we'll sing all of it if you tell us all of it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, come on now.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Um, but yeah, so then it says, it's leather and we'll teach us those who's entered, ancestry is purest.

[SPEAKER_02]: Um, and this is like, it's the point I always come back to when it comes to slithering because they were living in a drastically different time.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like a thousand years ago a thousand years ago like the the wizarding populist doesn't have a government at the time They don't have schools at the time like there is nothing out there that is like unifying these people and like bringing them together in a way that like provides them a layer of [SPEAKER_02]: safety from from outside persecution.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: So like this, this really could be like one of those things where it's like it says ancestry is purist, but like I've always believed there's a decent possibility that this is out of safety and not like genuine like blood purity.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[SPEAKER_01]: the prophecy that is like the half blood and such.

[SPEAKER_01]: Your half blood descendant will be the darkest wizard ever, or something.

[SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, well, we gotta stop that.

[SPEAKER_01]: This could be dangerous.

[SPEAKER_01]: It manages to like hold it off for a thousand years, but you're enough.

[SPEAKER_01]: Until Tom hurt.

[SPEAKER_01]: Until Tom hurt.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's exactly right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Because then the other thing that I think is kind of fascinating about it is that like the slithering seems like the odd one out, but it also says now turned upon each other and divided sought to rule.

[SPEAKER_01]: So, like, that's not like all four of them want to be in charge.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's exactly right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Health, like, all right, you guys, you guys come across a such nice guy.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know, I'm just kidding, you are, but it is, it is curious because like that to me never reads as if like this is a situation because otherwise, [SPEAKER_02]: It seems like Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff would have just unified against Slytherin.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like the old adage is basically like world pieces, dead simple, we just need an alien invasion.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like the common enemy, and in this case, it's like we don't, we're not getting, like it doesn't seem like that's what the illustration is suggesting.

[SPEAKER_03]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like it's almost like Salazar must be upset and that must be making Godrick upset at someone else as well.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, like, it's like, yeah, it seems like it's like a, the way this song makes it sounded like all four of them are pretty upset and slither and leaves and they're like that resolves the fighting.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, for the most part, but that's the only thing that I also think is really fascinating, because it says, and at last, there came a morning when old slither and departed.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, this is not like what we're witnessing with like a Tom Riddle of the modern day.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's not like Tom Riddle shows up in a sort of like, well, I'm a little bit different from everybody.

[SPEAKER_02]: I should probably just go exile myself.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, I'm different.

[SPEAKER_01]: So I'll kill you.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, exactly.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we're like slithering.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's like he might like literally be looking at what's going on with the school and it says like in for a while It seemed the school must meet in early end.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, like yeah, it's when he leaves.

[SPEAKER_01]: It says he left us quite downhearted Right, it makes it sound like they woke up and they were just like he didn't miss him.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like we failed him or something Exactly.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know right.

[SPEAKER_02]: So but to me like a part of it almost makes me wonder whether or not like slithering [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe more of like a martyr type situation where he's sort of like the school can't exist with me.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I must exit.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like if that makes it, it really paints it in a completely different life than how we don't want it.

[SPEAKER_01]: We need the founder story there when we need the founder story there when we need the founder story there when we need the founder story there when we need the founder story there when we need the founder story there when we need the founder story there when we need the founder story there when we need the founder story there when we need the founder story there when we need the founder story there when we need the founder story there when we need the founder story there when we need the founder story there when we need the founder story there when we need the founder story there when we need the founder story there when we need the founder story there when we need the founder story there when we need the founder story there when we need the founder story there when we need the founder story there when we need the [SPEAKER_01]: but then discord crept among us and it's like, but why, why, what was the discord?

[SPEAKER_01]: What was it?

[SPEAKER_01]: Now, because it goes to fighting, you know?

[SPEAKER_01]: Right, right, something happens.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know, so it's like, it happens.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's our frustrating that it tells us it's like, I was there, I know the whole story.

[SPEAKER_01]: Because I mean, the other part is where it says that for where there's such friends anywhere a slithering and griffin' door and slithering is the one who leaves.

[SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, it just sounds like they were such good friends.

[SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, like, they, [SPEAKER_01]: Like, this them leaving, whatever cracks between them is the same war, hair, involvement, or fighting.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, this is the beginning, because it is since then, later in the song, that it says, like, sensey left the houses have never been united the way they were meant to be.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, they're still dealing with it.

[SPEAKER_01]: This is where Tom Riddle comes from.

[SPEAKER_02]: So their legacy as a school is like, a little shaky at best, [SPEAKER_02]: All four founders were still alive at this point in time.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's existed for a thousand years.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know.

[SPEAKER_02]: And since the founders were last there, they've not been united.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[SPEAKER_01]: While three of them were still there.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's still not.

[SPEAKER_01]: Has it been united since then for basically a thousand years.

[SPEAKER_01]: So I guess either way, still the best magic school in the land.

[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, not great.

[SPEAKER_01]: That does like there's no synergy.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know, it's like, [SPEAKER_01]: have the house has been united as they want to be.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's like they should all be together and make the school better.

[SPEAKER_01]: But instead they're like hurting themselves by doing it.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's exactly right.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then the other giant irony about this is that in the end, Voldemort is sort of like, you know, my house will be good enough for everyone and it's sort of like, well, you're saying it in a way that feels very evil.

[SPEAKER_02]: But on some level, [SPEAKER_01]: you might have a point like I feel like what he's what he's going to do though is say I know what you mean it's like oh yeah, I'll eliminate sword ink or whatever yes yeah, and he still wants to call it Hogwarts, but then sort everyone into slither and which is just point called that like slither in school for which craft and would you dream right right yeah [SPEAKER_01]: But at the same rate, I feel like what he's going to do is be like, if you wouldn't fit and slow the run, you will not be coming.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's probably true.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's probably true.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: The other grand mystery is that Tom Riddle exists, which means there's a lineage of slow the run, which means he had a baby with someone.

[SPEAKER_01]: He had someone he loved.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like what happened?

[SPEAKER_01]: Who are they?

[SPEAKER_01]: Who was she?

[SPEAKER_01]: It feels important.

[SPEAKER_01]: It feels really important.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Can you tell that this is the part of this?

[SPEAKER_02]: It's like we can't theory ourselves out of this one.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's like it's not like you can just find information that doesn't exist.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know.

[SPEAKER_02]: Therefore, we must write it.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was right in my back.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, so our song ends.

[SPEAKER_02]: And the happy came motionless once more.

[SPEAKER_02]: applause broke out, though it was punctured.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: for the first time in Harry's memory, which is that he's only been to like two other ones.

[SPEAKER_01]: So, the first time he was pretty nervous.

[SPEAKER_02]: He was pretty nervous because he was about to be sorted.

[SPEAKER_02]: So maybe what he should really do is look around and like, is this normal?

[SPEAKER_01]: It's normal, you guys.

[SPEAKER_01]: Is it regular?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Pretty good here.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but then I love Ron's just not branched out a bit.

[SPEAKER_01]: And Harry's like, two rockets has.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Harry's like, he's speaking my own thoughts, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: Back at me right now.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: But Harry can I remember it every giving advice before?

[SPEAKER_01]: And Hermione questions that too.

[SPEAKER_01]: I wonder if it's every morning.

[SPEAKER_01]: And nearly had this nicks.

[SPEAKER_01]: Because I was like, oh, yes, indeed, to which I'm like, when, when were the other times it did it?

[SPEAKER_01]: Now I want to know that too.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like last time Baltimore's going up we don't know like Grindelwald other times other Examples please it almost has to be Grindelwald because I like I wrote in here I was like chamber of secrets when it like opened back like when Tomberd was there in 1942 But it almost can't be because it wouldn't have happened.

[SPEAKER_02]: It wouldn't have happened during the school year yet and then the problem is theoretically resolved [SPEAKER_02]: by the end of the school year, because that's where the framing of Hagrid takes place.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: So it's like, it almost certainly needs to be, at least that would have been the most recent, would have been well-grinned to walled was rising to power.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you'd have to think then.

[SPEAKER_01]: Or it could have been involved in more surprising power the first time.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah, yeah, that's a good point.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's the point.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the first was in war, what did the other pick one?

[SPEAKER_01]: Or I guess any other terrible event in the other 900 years.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Surely something happened.

[SPEAKER_01]: Surely something wasn't always just so PG and Hogwarts.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's right, that's right.

[SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, so anyway, the nearly headless Nick does say that the hat feels itself unerbound to give the school do warning whenever it feels and then gets cut off.

[SPEAKER_02]: But because Professor McGonagall steps forward and calls out a little piece of trivia here, which is the first person who's going to be sorted in year five.

[SPEAKER_02]: So good question, please don't ask us in the future.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, you know what?

[SPEAKER_01]: I can't remember this one.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: the song.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, the story.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you and Abercrombian fits here.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that guy.

[SPEAKER_01]: But also because you and Abercrombie is going to get mentioned like five times in this chapter.

[SPEAKER_01]: He comes up a lot and then never again, never again ever.

[SPEAKER_02]: I thought the same I literally pulled out my app to search the entire book for the name, Abercrombie and you in and the only time it shows up in the entire series is in this chapter.

[SPEAKER_01]: Is in this chat like he is being set up [SPEAKER_01]: He is.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he's even sorted into grip.

[SPEAKER_02]: Even a grip in door.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: But no, he's not going to come up again.

[SPEAKER_01]: Other than to, no, that's it.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's just a chapter about like five times.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yep, that's exactly right.

[SPEAKER_02]: So then the sorting goes through its entire process and ends with another piece of trivia, which is Zeller Rose.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's I guess what she gets sort of in Hufflepuff.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Rose Zeller, Hufflepuff got it, boom.

[SPEAKER_01]: There you go.

[SPEAKER_01]: The army builds.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: At this point, Harry can hear Ron's stomach rumbling loudly, it's pretty usual.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: But then Dumbledore stands up and Harry is somehow soothed to see Dumbledore even though he's had some recent bitter fearing for him, you know, even though his long anticipated return to Hogwarts was full of unexpected surprises, like Jarring notes and familiar song.

[SPEAKER_01]: This at least was how it was supposed to be the headmaster rising to greet them all.

[SPEAKER_01]: And that's going to go wrong too.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, do you do mean because his right away when he's going to say is basically just like this is not a time for speechmaking, but Arthur, there is a time for speechmaking, but this is not it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's that's his usual spiel.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Usually says that, but when he actually stands up to make the speech, the other like, ah, the start of term Dumbledore.

[SPEAKER_01]: not going to go right.

[SPEAKER_01]: Not going to go right.

[SPEAKER_02]: You're right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely.

[SPEAKER_02]: Nope.

[SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, that's really all Harry wants right now.

[SPEAKER_02]: Is any degree of normalcy.

[SPEAKER_02]: He just wants something to be what it's supposed to be.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_01]: Even the sorting song is not like just the usual upbeat thing.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's like there's trouble.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's saying good.

[SPEAKER_02]: Great.

[SPEAKER_02]: Good.

[SPEAKER_02]: Good.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: That'll be fun.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and he just starts digging in hard yes, this this chapter might be where all the Ron eating memes come from right Yeah, we'll you stop eating yeah [SPEAKER_01]: Oh man, because they right away, they resume talking to Nick, and it says, Ron, who is now eating roast potatoes with an almost indescent enthusiasm.

[SPEAKER_01]: Stuff in them in there.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: And of course, it's vices, always to say, same, sand together, be strong from within.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, could it do scoops the dude who rifts it?

[SPEAKER_01]: That's what Ron says.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Through his mouthful potatoes.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then I spent way too much time trying to mad gaps it out.

[SPEAKER_02]: only to realize that three lines down it says how can it know if the schools and danger if it's a hat.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, there it is.

[SPEAKER_02]: So that was this appointing, but it doesn't really do the next one.

[SPEAKER_01]: So maybe we can add that one.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's fun.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but I feel like Nick say that like Nick.

[SPEAKER_01]: telling them that, oh, it's done it before.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's always the same, stand together, be strong, blah, blah, blah, it like undercuts the sorting hats message a little bit.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right, like almost as like, of course, once again, it's doing its thing, probably nothing to worry about.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right, it's like it always does the same thing, it always works out, whatever, you don't listen.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, no, listen to the sorting hat, because you do need, and it's also the sorting hat is being a little bit, it's also a bit of foreshadowing for the end of Deathly Hallows, where it says, [SPEAKER_01]: For our Hogwarts as a danger from external deadly foes, and we must unite inside her or will crumble from within.

[SPEAKER_01]: And that very nearly comes to pass literally inside the school.

[SPEAKER_01]: It does.

[SPEAKER_01]: And it is not until after Voldemort has returned with the conquering army and like slug horn returns with like some extra fellow students.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[SPEAKER_01]: And like the slither ins are officially united inside Hogwarts.

[SPEAKER_01]: with the other houses that they truly finally defeat Voldemort.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's yes, you're exactly correct.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I think that this is kind of like a missed opportunity for the book of Order of the Phoenix though, because it's giving you this big setup.

[SPEAKER_02]: And we have this massive emphasis on unifying underneath the castle.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it's like, when the DA comes about, to me, that's like the ripe opportunity to have like, [SPEAKER_02]: A slither and show up right like like have some one step forward and make it feel like okay Right, we have a slither in here right exactly exactly, but now, but no, yeah No one will instead they're all gonna be on the inquisitorial squad.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's right further dividing Yeah, if anything more opposition more opposition.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so let's see where are we here [SPEAKER_01]: So then Nick says, of course, the hat lives in number of his office, so I dare say it picks up things must he must know a lot of stuff must know a lot of stuff.

[SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely.

[SPEAKER_01]: But Harry's like, yeah, kind of like what we just said, it's not saying no one's all the houses to be friends, fat chance.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, which is, unless and he is eventually going to have to learn that they do all need to be friends.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[SPEAKER_01]: And like when it comes to it again in the battle of Hogwarts, he will save Draco like several times that night.

[SPEAKER_02]: True.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_02]: Then we finally get, we see this before Nick's full name, because we're getting a bit of an exchange about how he would never dream of seeking an argument with the bloody bear and then runs like only because you're terrified of him.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then nearly headless Nick looked highly affronted terrified.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's like, well, you chose to be a ghost, so yeah, maybe a death.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's, yes, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, [SPEAKER_02]: he's way far back and he probably had been blasted off because isn't the thing he's like ultimately beheaded for like trying to help a muggle woman fixer tea yeah like dentistry or something yeah yeah yeah so it's like they'd be like oh he was being like a muggle dentist no thank you no thanks not a member of this family not anymore nope no longer we're no longer the mimsy pawping tins no way he's changing names [SPEAKER_02]: Um, then uh, Ron is just having quite the chapter because yeah, he says the noble blood that runs in my veins and runs like, what blood?

[SPEAKER_02]: Surely he's having still got any.

[SPEAKER_01]: And next like, it's a figure of speech, Ron is so bad at talking to ghosts.

[SPEAKER_01]: It really talks to murder.

[SPEAKER_01]: He has the same problem.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: You're exactly, maybe Ron's got like a little thing against ghosts for some reason.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, maybe.

[SPEAKER_01]: Probably because it was beneath like a Google in his attic.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, this is just, I don't like this.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's just always clanking around.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was clanking around.

[SPEAKER_01]: I can't get any peace ever.

[SPEAKER_01]: None whatsoever.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Um, let's see, uh, we have, yeah, Hermione just they like, Nick, you wasn't laughing at you, but Nick is not having it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to go see what the crew view brothers.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm out here.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: They're better company than you.

[SPEAKER_01]: They're not a milk man.

[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, yeah, they're dad's a milk man, the coolest, uh, but yeah, then we have, we have that little not-gab there at the top because unfortunately, Ron's mouth was packed to exploding point again and all he could manage was node [SPEAKER_02]: No, you don't need to upset you.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you're right.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, I didn't mean to upset you.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, bravo, yes, they're so good.

[SPEAKER_01]: I stared at that for like five minutes today.

[SPEAKER_01]: Same.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, I gotta forget this out.

[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't even take a stab at it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I left no notes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I'm gonna have to go back.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, there we go.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'll be sure to try it.

[SPEAKER_01]: You guys, bravo, bravo.

[SPEAKER_01]: You guys must be good at madgabs.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_01]: Of course Nick doesn't think that's an adequate apology, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, but yeah, so then then we get another exchange between Hermione and Ron who's Hermione is like well done, Ron and Ron's like what?

[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, and I'm allowed to ask a simple question.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's just like I roll.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, forget it.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I was just like, oh, young love.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, there it is.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, look, they're falling in love, sitting there for the rest of the meal in a healthy silence.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Bronze, probably.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know, Luna's over at the Ravenclaw table, like, oh, no, they're fighting.

[SPEAKER_00]: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, [SPEAKER_01]: That's just a hairy, in the meantime, a joy some steak can get any pie, has a plate and a whole bunch of favorite treatable tart, which is true, but yeah, I do know.

[SPEAKER_02]: That is one, yeah, there's great continuity about this, hairy loves himself from treatable tart.

[SPEAKER_01]: He does, he does, but then he's like, he's feeling pleasantly drowsy now, his four poster bed was waiting somewhere above him.

[SPEAKER_02]: wonderfully warm and soft or so you think or so you because guess what even you're going to bed isn't going to go right this year no no it's going to be a whole thing complete with four poster hangings being ripped off rip down yeah so things things things continue to not go here is way yeah but then Dumbledore does stand up it says well now that we're all digesting another magnificent feast I beg a few moments of your attention for the usual [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, first years off to know the forest grounds at a balance and a few of our older students ought to know now to do a chair on her mind like that's us we made into the opening speech here that that's amazing.

[SPEAKER_01]: Um, that said, though, they are going to make many, many trips into the forest this year once Haggard comes back with Grop.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is true.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: They don't follow that advice at all.

[SPEAKER_02]: Not at all.

[SPEAKER_02]: Then we get another big piece of trivia.

[SPEAKER_02]: Mr.

Filch, the caretaker has asked me for what he tells me is the 462nd time to remind you that old magic is not permitted in the corridors between classes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to keep in track of that numbers, isn't he?

[SPEAKER_02]: Dumbledore really just trolls Filch all the time every available opportunity.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he's just not a fan of Bill.

[SPEAKER_02]: She is not now.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't think he is.

[SPEAKER_01]: These definitely trolling appears like magic's not allowed.

[SPEAKER_01]: Definitely Mr.

Philch.

[SPEAKER_01]: You all just know and who love He just told me get this for 160 times.

[SPEAKER_01]: Don't do magic in the corridor.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right Exactly exactly [SPEAKER_03]: You've been listening.

[SPEAKER_01]: You've been listening.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he's like, I get rid of them all good.

[SPEAKER_01]: I can't.

[SPEAKER_01]: So just go ahead and do your magic, do whatever.

[SPEAKER_02]: So you magic, yeah, it's fine.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's what you're here to learn.

[SPEAKER_01]: Then Dumbledore now says, the two changes in staffing.

[SPEAKER_01]: They welcome back Professor Grobbley Plank.

[SPEAKER_01]: So that makes this sound like Hagrid's replacement is pretty permanent.

[SPEAKER_01]: He doesn't mention Hagrid at all, which once he comes back, he does take over.

[SPEAKER_01]: So yeah, I have to think that he's just trying not to draw attention to the fact that Hagrid's not there.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, I think so, I think so.

[SPEAKER_02]: Then it also says, we are delighted to introduce Professor Umbridge, to which I was like, we are most certainly not delighted.

[SPEAKER_01]: Not delighted.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, they're booing at us.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: If somebody just walked in at a context, they'd like, wow, this was this.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, man, not going wrong.

[SPEAKER_02]: Those guys are bombing.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Um, then double door tries to continue.

[SPEAKER_02]: Try ounce for the house-quidage teams.

[SPEAKER_02]: We'll take place on the, [SPEAKER_02]: And then it happens.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then it happens.

[SPEAKER_01]: Now, that's going to keep happening.

[SPEAKER_01]: This, too, um, bridge is taking this move straight out of Dumbledore's playbook.

[SPEAKER_02]: He truly and honestly, because back when we go back to the trial, there's a moment where there's like a lot of uproar and Dumbledore will audibly clear his throat and it causes silence to fall.

[SPEAKER_02]: Over the whole room, so umbridge was definitely like okay clear throat.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, I can do that No people got that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he do it nice and calm and kind of like passively.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: I got it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I can do that That was good.

[SPEAKER_01]: That was just like him.

[SPEAKER_01]: I nailed it Had a way to go to lorses.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, wait a couple of lorses [SPEAKER_02]: It's upsetting to think about Umberage looking in the mirror, hyping herself up and referring to herself as Dolores.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't like it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: I would want to picture that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Nope.

[SPEAKER_02]: Let's see here.

[SPEAKER_02]: Dumbledore only looked taken aback for a moment, then he sat back down smartly and looked alertly at Professor Umberage, as though he desired nothing better than to listen to her talk.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Other members of staff were not as adept at hiding their surprise.

[SPEAKER_02]: Professor Sprout's eyebrows, it disappeared, it's your fly away here.

[SPEAKER_02]: And Professor McGonagall's mouth was as thin as Harry had ever seen it.

[SPEAKER_02]: To what time it's like McGonagall killed her.

[SPEAKER_02]: Kill her now.

[SPEAKER_01]: Kill it, do it, just do it now.

[SPEAKER_01]: This is where she busts at the peer totem local motorbike.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my gosh, what did I do with that?

[SPEAKER_02]: So if that happens, is it just like a suit of armor charging in like jousting earth?

[SPEAKER_01]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, well, I mean, I do that, my bad.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know what to do.

[SPEAKER_01]: I've never done that before.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: I wrote about it in a book.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: But I feel like Dumbledore does not necessarily have to let this happen.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like he could be like hold on.

[SPEAKER_01]: kind of in the middle of something.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm headmaster.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[SPEAKER_01]: But instead, I like the phrasing.

[SPEAKER_01]: He sat back down smartly and looked alertly at her as though he desired nothing better.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I feel like what he's really doing here is he's just like, go ahead.

[SPEAKER_01]: Go ahead and set your show.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, let me show.

[SPEAKER_01]: Don't tell.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Go ahead.

[SPEAKER_01]: show them your true do it Doloresco.

[SPEAKER_01]: So let's see how good this is going to go.

[SPEAKER_01]: This is going to go bad.

[SPEAKER_01]: This is going to go bad.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think that this is actual good life advice if you're dealing with an unreasonable person is just simply allow the truth to out.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you don't need to beat them in that moment.

[SPEAKER_02]: They will show their colors all on their own.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, that's it.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well said.

[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, and it's exactly what Dumbledore's doing.

[SPEAKER_01]: And it happens immediately.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's exactly right to use this move on her.

[SPEAKER_01]: Um, let's see, many of the students were smirking.

[SPEAKER_01]: This woman obviously did not know how things were done at Hogwarts.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no, she does not.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, she does not.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's going to prove that time over and over here.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then Harry's amazing instincts are of course right on display here as she begins talking and says her voice was high-pitched, breathy, and a little girlish and again, Harry thought a powerful rush of dislike that he could not explain to himself and it's like don't worry Harry.

[SPEAKER_01]: your instincts are spot on here.

[SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely.

[SPEAKER_02]: I literally wrote big same Harry, big same.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Big same.

[SPEAKER_02]: So she gave it another little 30 or a throat clearing cough.

[SPEAKER_02]: She continued and then she really is just speaking so downly.

[SPEAKER_02]: to all of the people in the room, like she says, and let's hear, I must say, so happy to see the little faces looking back at me.

[SPEAKER_02]: And the whole room was just sort of like little, little face.

[SPEAKER_02]: Let me join you out.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: No.

[SPEAKER_02]: We're at least 11.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: We're at least 11.

[SPEAKER_01]: Even the 11 year olds are like, hey, we're bigger than that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Also it says she smiled revealing very pointed teeth to which I feel like not enough attention is drawn to yeah She have sharp teeth.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's what it says.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's it's big inobaria energy.

[SPEAKER_02]: What inobaria?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yes, it is inobaria energy right right Yeah, I feel like they should keep bringing this up right.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just straight from the capital That's what we you heard it from our bridges from the capital [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and then Parvati gets in a nice slam here.

[SPEAKER_01]: She whispered to Lavender, and both of them last, or she says, I'll be here.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right, and as long as I don't have to borrow that cardigan.

[SPEAKER_01]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha [SPEAKER_01]: Got him.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, oh, good one, Parvati, oh, man, you're back in my good books.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's right, that's right, yep.

[SPEAKER_02]: So then Professor Ambridge, clear shithirt again.

[SPEAKER_02]: And now she sounds much more business like, and goes into what sounds like a very, like practice speech.

[SPEAKER_01]: So I noticed this too, and you'd like the way the print appears on the page is boring.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like if you look at any given page of Harry Potter there's lots of like indentations and dialogue and it's all broken up and stuff But like even it reminds you of like an email you didn't read because it was just a giant block of text There's no indentations.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's just a big Straight down the line boring block of text.

[SPEAKER_01]: You definitely were like, yeah, okay sure That was a bad email.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not reading it [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: But of course, her money is listening very carefully.

[SPEAKER_02]: She's going to pick up a lot of like the snippets, but one of the wings that caught my attention right away is the treasure trove of magical knowledge of mass-pire ancestors must be guarded.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it's like it's a sentiment that sounds fine enough, but it's also like guarded from who from who you're teaching all of them.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's like where we're at wizard school.

[SPEAKER_02]: And if you don't know how to do magic, then you can't do magic.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[SPEAKER_01]: guarded from who the people in question or of course the muggles right or the muggle born is eventually when it comes to umbridge that's exactly what I think is really going on here is it's like it needs to be guarded from the people who we don't think deserve this knowledge right yeah yeah that's exactly what's happening here um and then she starts even the way she phrases this she says every headmaster and headmissures here Hogwarts has brought something new to the weighty task of governing the historic school [SPEAKER_01]: So, she's talking like she's already the headmistress here.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, she's like, this is how I'll be doing things.

[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly, yep, yep, yep, let's see here.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, for without progress, there will be stagnation and decay.

[SPEAKER_02]: There again, progress for progress, sake must be discouraged.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's the big one.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's the big one.

[SPEAKER_02]: For our tried-and-tested traditions, often require no tinkering.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's just basically saying like tradition is greater than discovery.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: This is completely yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Progress is never for the sake of progress, right?

[SPEAKER_01]: People are not just doing it to be different.

[SPEAKER_01]: There's problems that people are trying to progress past.

[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Let's see here.

[SPEAKER_02]: Then where do we go from there?

[SPEAKER_02]: Um, over at the Ravenclaw table, Cho Chang was chatting animately with her friends, a few seed along from Cho Luna Lovegood had out the Quibler again.

[SPEAKER_02]: Nice.

[SPEAKER_02]: Meanwhile at the Huff Lovetable, Ernie McMillan was one of the few still staring at Professor Umbridge, but he was glassy-eyed and Harry was sure that he was only pretending to listen and it attempt to live up to the new prefix badge gleaming on his chest.

[SPEAKER_01]: Nice.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, good for you, warning.

[SPEAKER_01]: Good for you.

[SPEAKER_01]: What to try?

[SPEAKER_01]: Um, but then we get some some very big foreshadowing here.

[SPEAKER_01]: It says Professor Arbor should not seem to notice the rest of this over audience.

[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, nor did she care.

[SPEAKER_01]: Um, she would not care or did anyone think, really.

[SPEAKER_01]: Um, because then this, this is huge, where it says Harry had the impression that a full-scale riot could have broken out under her nose and she would have plowed on with her speech.

[SPEAKER_01]: This is literally going to happen.

[SPEAKER_01]: there will be full-scale riots against Umbridge in the school and she will plow on like like there's they have no point at all like literally everywhere in the school will be riding against her and she's like you're all wrong and I'm right so too bad too bad yeah yeah um and I also think this is like very symbolic of like like the way that everybody checks out while Umbridge is talking is also like symbolic of like the belief that Harry is lying about Voldemort's return like it's kind of just like people are just like [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I doubt it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I doubt it.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know, like how big of a problem could it really be?

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: But it's only going to continue to grow.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely.

[SPEAKER_01]: Let's see.

[SPEAKER_01]: So her, her mind is drinking in the words.

[SPEAKER_01]: We're not to her taste at all.

[SPEAKER_01]: She says.

[SPEAKER_01]: In the fullness of time, or let's see, well, because some changes will be for the better, while others will come in the fullness of time, to be recognized as errors of judgments.

[SPEAKER_01]: Where others outmoted and outworn must be abandoned, which if you ask me, if you were just like, oh yeah, this way we were doing things, we shouldn't do it that way, so let's do it this way and said, that's progress.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so you're changing the process.

[SPEAKER_01]: You're changing things for the better, so you just said we shouldn't do progress or progress to say, instead what we need is progress.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: So she's just contradicting yourself right in her speech.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: So anyway, she finally gets the end of the speech.

[SPEAKER_02]: She sits down.

[SPEAKER_02]: Dumbledore claps and the staff follows his lead, but Harry knows that several of them had brought their hands together.

[SPEAKER_02]: Only once her twice before stopping.

[SPEAKER_02]: That would feel so bad.

[SPEAKER_02]: That was a little like animated for my liking.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, hold on.

[SPEAKER_02]: Y'all, it's like we're there.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's like we're there.

[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you very much Professor Humberidge, that was most illuminating he said bowing here now as I was saying quit at trials will be held and he's literally like picking up exactly where he left like nothing happened He makes no like he doesn't respond to anything that she's just said like you know, it's literally just like I was halfway through making like a pretty mundane announcement and now that's where I will continue right But what we don't actually find out when quit at trials are gonna be in this particular conversation.

[SPEAKER_02]: Also, this is the first time we've ever heard of quit at trials [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right?

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I think they haven't mentioned it before.

[SPEAKER_01]: Have they?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Just so the griffin horse haven't, like, wood didn't conduct trials, you know, he's like, I got my team.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Locked.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's true.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Because Angelina is sort of like, we can't do what wood did.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Just using the same old players.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: So.

[SPEAKER_01]: uh...

they do mention them but uh...

i guess uh...

i may be wrong doesn't even you think wrong doesn't even hear him because it twice that his conversation gets cut off right when doubled was about to say when the try-outs are uh...

but i like how don't what it says that was most illuminating yes he's like he doesn't say that was good he's like yeah i hope everyone heard what you said because that was crap [SPEAKER_02]: it's a real light on what they're trying to do here.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and that's exactly how her mind he hears that she's like it's sure it wasn't illuminating not enjoyable illuminating and she has explained it to the boys as usual.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.

[SPEAKER_01]: That you know that the ministry is going to be interfering at Hogwarts.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it's like, yeah, oh boy are they you have no idea Yeah, but at that point obviously the end of your feast is concluding and Hermione reminds Ron that they're supposed to be showing the first years Where to go and Ron just like immediately I don't even think I can say the line, but you guys you guys know what it is Yeah But he's like you lot [SPEAKER_02]: That's it.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's it.

[SPEAKER_02]: And everybody's like, Ron?

[SPEAKER_01]: Ron has got to be the worst prefix.

[SPEAKER_02]: He really has absolutely his got to be.

[SPEAKER_02]: Then I'm her mind is just immediately false in this step.

[SPEAKER_02]: First year is this way, please.

[SPEAKER_02]: And so she's just sort of like a better version of Percy.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, just a better.

[SPEAKER_01]: A little bit.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it should ever goes, you know, all all anti right everyone.

[SPEAKER_02]: Harry then has like that very relatable experience where he's looking at all the first years though and they all look so small and he's like, surely I wasn't that small when I arrived here.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I remember when I was an eighth grade in the sixth graders arrived and I was like, wow, they're also a little, yeah, so it's a very real thing.

[SPEAKER_01]: It is a real thing, yeah, it's like, man, these guys are huge, then hair is walking around.

[SPEAKER_01]: He grins it them, he's like trying to be welcoming him with then the blonde boy.

[SPEAKER_01]: You and Abercrombie and Fitch looks petrified.

[SPEAKER_01]: and whispered something in his ear.

[SPEAKER_01]: You and I were grabbing a fish.

[SPEAKER_01]: Look equally frightened and stole a horse.

[SPEAKER_01]: So a horror-fired look at Harry who felt the grid and slide off his face like stink sap.

[SPEAKER_01]: So it's just like, wow, even this first year is judging me great.

[SPEAKER_01]: Great, cool, cool.

[SPEAKER_01]: All right, I'll see you later.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is a good way to start.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so it's really good.

[SPEAKER_02]: Let's start.

[SPEAKER_02]: He had been stupid not to expect this.

[SPEAKER_02]: He thought angrily as he walked through the much emptier upstairs corridors.

[SPEAKER_02]: Of course everyone was staring at him.

[SPEAKER_02]: He emerged from the try was it maze two months ago clutching the dead body of a fellow student and claiming to have seen Lord Voldemort return to power.

[SPEAKER_01]: So, oh, man, yeah, it was pretty funny, I agree.

[SPEAKER_02]: But this is actually kind of rich, because it says there had not been a time-last term to explain himself before everyone went home.

[SPEAKER_02]: Even if he had felt up to giving the whole school a detailed account of the terrible events that had happened to the graveyard.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it's like, when Harry gets up into the dormitory in just a few minutes, Shameless is literally going to be like, it was sort of a tough summer.

[SPEAKER_02]: My mom didn't want me to come back.

[SPEAKER_02]: Why?

[SPEAKER_02]: Because of you, Harry, because of everything the other professor was saying, and he's like, can you just tell me like what happened out there?

[SPEAKER_02]: And it's like, they're in the dormitory with people they've spent four full years with.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's like these kids are reasonably close friends.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is the appropriate time to ask that question.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: And Harry's going to be like, well, if you don't believe me, and it's like, Harry, tell him.

[SPEAKER_01]: Tell him what happened.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know, it feels like shameless is really trying to give the benefit of the doubt.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Harry is just like, oh, if you don't believe me, okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: If you think I'm joking about sadricks death, I mean, it is a joke, but like.

[SPEAKER_01]: But at the same rate, double door does tell them what happened.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, pretty right away.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: So you enter the last year, and like now they just had everyone else leave.

[SPEAKER_01]: think it over.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's exactly it.

[SPEAKER_01]: But also, can I just say that Harry gets out of the great hall takes several like secret concealed shortcuts and makes his way up to the common room and apparently [SPEAKER_01]: is like everyone else was sprinting there.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's gonna get in there.

[SPEAKER_01]: It seems like Harry gets up there first, but no, the weasley's are both in there.

[SPEAKER_01]: Shameless and Dean have beaten him there.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[SPEAKER_01]: How do they all get there so much faster than him?

[SPEAKER_01]: It's a good question.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's a good question.

[SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't fall down.

[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, like Fred and George, they had them rotters map.

[SPEAKER_01]: Shameless and Dean?

[SPEAKER_01]: What are they doing?

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to see her corridor and we're going to possibly know about.

[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe they're just really past.

[SPEAKER_01]: I guess so.

[SPEAKER_02]: They're on the Hogwarts track team.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, right now.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hogwarts track team.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know, yeah, they should be in the Hogwarts Cross Country team, exactly.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know who's not on it?

[SPEAKER_01]: Hermione.

[SPEAKER_01]: She sure isn't.

[SPEAKER_02]: Who?

[SPEAKER_02]: You guys, this is so fun.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's like you really do watch the show.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I love it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, now here's a big question.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if this is Dumbledore's big plan fodder or not, but he does make it to the portrait of the fat lady and he doesn't know the password.

[SPEAKER_02]: Because everyone else does.

[SPEAKER_02]: Everyone else does.

[SPEAKER_02]: How do they know?

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, especially Neville, because the password happens to be a Mimdulus Mimble Tonia, which is the incredibly rare plant that Neville just received over the summer.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: And what I think is interesting about this why I think it could be some Dumbledore's big plan fodder [SPEAKER_02]: Dumbledore cluing Harry, like he's dropping like a little easter egg form, like pay attention to Neville.

[SPEAKER_02]: And sure enough, like when they get up into the dormitory, the same thing, like you're gonna have this big feud with shameless, like Dean sort of just kind of playing like Switzerland, but Neville will chime in and be like, we believe you, like we believe Dumbledore, we believe Harry, like, you know, we think, we cancel our daily profit subscription.

[SPEAKER_02]: So it's like, I don't know, and like Neville does go on to be like a key member of Dumbledore's army.

[SPEAKER_02]: I could be reading too much into it.

[SPEAKER_02]: It could just be like a neat little Easter egg, but it's sort of like, it seems odd.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I think you're totally out of something here.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm gonna keep paying attention to the Mimbilis Mimbiltonia throughout the book pen because as far as I'm concerned, Dumbledore just made the password Harry Potter, because Harry is the Mimbilis Mimbiltonia.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, as far as I'm concerned.

[SPEAKER_02]: You think symbolically speaking that Harry is a kind of beige colored small cactus?

[SPEAKER_02]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_02]: That releases stink sap.

[SPEAKER_01]: Correct.

[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Stick with me here.

[SPEAKER_01]: When they're on the train, Neville produces the, maybe, the smibble Tonya and he's like, guys, check this out.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm about to do something.

[SPEAKER_01]: And what he does is he picks his little spot with his wand and he pokes it and it goes and goes explode all over the place right that's what the Mimula's Mimula Tony does.

[SPEAKER_01]: It sprays everyone.

[SPEAKER_01]: It stinks out.

[SPEAKER_01]: It like reacts angrily when poked, right?

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay?

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh Okay, Harry is the Mimula's Mimula's Mimula.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, someone's like, hey here and he's like, what?

[SPEAKER_01]: Stop [SPEAKER_01]: It is going to happen in like three seconds.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's going to happen like on the next page and throughout the book, that's what's going to keep happening.

[SPEAKER_01]: But then on the train ride home, it is much different story, much different story.

[SPEAKER_01]: Do you have the page?

[SPEAKER_01]: Oldot, maybe I could find it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Let's see.

[SPEAKER_01]: I had it all yesterday.

[SPEAKER_01]: Here are the second more begins.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's somewhere back here.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I can't find it.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: The point is, on the train home, the sentence is, [SPEAKER_01]: The Mimbil's Mimbil tone, yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: What you'd grown a lot that year was sitting comfortably in Neville's lap, crooning slightly.

[SPEAKER_01]: That part, you don't even need more of the crooning.

[SPEAKER_01]: But the important part is that hair is gonna grow a lot this year.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm stuck on the crooning.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, okay, well, I don't know what to tell you.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what to tell you.

[SPEAKER_01]: Harry is the mimeos mimo told you, Dumbledore said password, Harry Potter.

[SPEAKER_01]: Harry Potter.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I love it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I love it.

[SPEAKER_02]: So anyway, they make it up to the dormitory.

[SPEAKER_02]: If you over call, Harry was like, I just can't wait to go get up into my bed.

[SPEAKER_02]: Everything's gonna be wonderful.

[SPEAKER_02]: He runs into his room.

[SPEAKER_02]: Dean's like, hey, Harry, have a good holiday.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it says, not bad.

[SPEAKER_02]: but muttered, Harry, but I crossed out not and just wrote bad, bad, Harry, it was bad.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was like, you and it's like, yeah, it was okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: But other than shameless as any way, he was just telling me, and that we start to, we start to go through this, and shameless doesn't answer immediately.

[SPEAKER_02]: He's kind of like taking his time to hang up as Ken Mayer, Kestrol's Quidditch team poster, which piece of trivia, please don't ask us.

[SPEAKER_02]: And he's like, me man, I'm didn't want me to come back, and Harry's like, so it?

[SPEAKER_02]: She didn't want me to come back to Hogwarts and I did better the first time, dang it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I almost had it.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's like, you can't just like, not know how to do an accent and then do it on the fly.

[SPEAKER_02]: But what we tried, and here's like, but why?

[SPEAKER_02]: And it's like, well, and a measured voice, I suppose is because of you.

[SPEAKER_02]: And here's like, what do you mean?

[SPEAKER_02]: It's like, I said, well, she, well, it's not just you, it's Dumbledore too.

[SPEAKER_02]: And here he's like, she believes the daily profit.

[SPEAKER_02]: She thinks I'm a liar and Dumbledore's an old fool.

[SPEAKER_02]: and James looked up at him and he's like, yeah, something like that.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, James is trying here.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, I feel like, I always remember it as if, like, James is kind of like being rude.

[SPEAKER_02]: But like, it really seems like he's not, he's being honest is what he's doing.

[SPEAKER_02]: He's like, yes, the daily profit thing.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's the issue.

[SPEAKER_02]: Can we talk about it?

[SPEAKER_02]: And here's like, no.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he's exploding angerly.

[SPEAKER_01]: Some would say like a mingulous mingltonia, which never just placed tenderly on his bedside cabinet.

[SPEAKER_01]: So he can just like watch over here.

[SPEAKER_02]: He can just watch over an devil in his sleep.

[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know how Neville tenderly talks in Harry before bed every night.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right, guys, I'm off of Hermione.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm now on Hevel.

[SPEAKER_02]: Hevel.

[SPEAKER_01]: Nary?

[SPEAKER_01]: Nary?

[SPEAKER_01]: Not her, long potter, pot bottom, oh no no, hairy bottom.

[SPEAKER_02]: One of those of work, one of those of work.

[SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, it says shame has sounded nervous and eager at the same time.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is after asking, you know, exactly like what happened in the grave yard and here is like, what do you ask me for?

[SPEAKER_02]: Just read the Daily Profit.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's your one.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think you skipped over a part here.

[SPEAKER_01]: I said, look, what did happen?

[SPEAKER_01]: That night, you know, and centric bigory, you know.

[SPEAKER_02]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha [SPEAKER_01]: what's that he might have yeah yeah I'm sorry yeah look what did happen that night you know with deadric and all there it is all right sorry I couldn't read that yeah yeah yeah yeah then Harry starts making mama jokes yeah which historically doesn't go well does not go well yeah what he was giving me for just for the daily profit like a mother why don't [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, don't you have a go at my mother?

[SPEAKER_01]: I'll have a go at anyone who calls me a liar, said Harry.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's not gonna have a go with his mom, all right.

[SPEAKER_01]: Our bat.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: This is why I come to the live show, guys.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'll talk to you how I want.

[SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, Harry just explained the situation.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's asking and you're like, way overreacting.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, you could have saved this.

[SPEAKER_01]: You could have saved it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: You absolutely could.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then Ron walks in.

[SPEAKER_02]: He's sort of like, let's go like on.

[SPEAKER_02]: because he's clear, and then, you know, Shameless is just sort of like, well, Harry's having to go up my mother and Ron's like, he wouldn't do that.

[SPEAKER_02]: We've met your mother.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: We liked Harry a lot.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, man, then Harry times it is like that's before she started believing every word the stinking daily profit writes about me and runs like, oh, I see what's happening.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah [SPEAKER_01]: play piecemaker here and it says, you know what he's right, you know, I don't want to share a dormitory with him anymore, and This is Ron's one attempt at pieces.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's not a fault of our shameless And then shameless starts yelling at him and Ron's like that's it Yeah, it's a little mimpulous himself, you know [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, man.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, then he says like I'm a preface.

[SPEAKER_02]: So unless you watch detention, unless you want to tension watch your mouth Shamus is like No, that's yeah He's like it might be worth it, but detention And then he's like anyone else got a problem with Harry and then Dean's like my parents are models, man like [SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to tension.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm good.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't know where you were on that level here Well, they don't know nothing about no deaths at Hogwarts because I'm about stupid enough to tell them Which I feel like kind of calling shame a stupid a little He is yeah, oh, man But Neville times in these like my grand says that's rubbish [SPEAKER_02]: She says, is the daily profit that's going down tail.

[SPEAKER_02]: Dumbledore, she canceled our subscription.

[SPEAKER_02]: We believe, Harry, and then he comes into bed and pulls this cover up to it's chance.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, the way up, looking out, literally over there with a bit of a famous, then he keeps talking.

[SPEAKER_01]: My grandma always said, you know, who would come back?

[SPEAKER_01]: One day, she says, if Dumbledore says he's back, he's back to which I think like I wonder how much more Neville's grandmother knows about like the prophecy situation and the hiding of the long bottoms and stuff, you know?

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I had never considered that before because, you know, wow, yeah, because it probably at some point in time Probably Frank and Alice were like finaily as two [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, of course.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, there's even a decent chance.

[SPEAKER_02]: Do we know who their secret keeper was?

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it could have been her.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Wow, don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: Did it's Mad Eye?

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, oh, oh, it could be, it could be Mad Eye.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, oh, okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's interesting.

[SPEAKER_02]: I had never considered that before, but that would definitely give good reason.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, she's like, nope, don't move door.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yep, absolutely.

[SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely.

[SPEAKER_02]: But basically then the chapter is really coming to a close here.

[SPEAKER_02]: And Harry is just sort of like by himself.

[SPEAKER_02]: He just, you know, he was so excited to be back in the commoner and back at Hogwarts in his cozy bed and he just feels miserable like the people in the room don't believe him and if those people don't believe him then who is going to believe him?

[SPEAKER_02]: And Harry's just thinking to himself, [SPEAKER_02]: they'll know we're right in the end, Harry thought miserably and that is like a miserable thought.

[SPEAKER_02]: He's like the unfortunate reality of the situation is that [SPEAKER_02]: They are wrong and they're gonna find out and it's gonna be the hard way and it's gonna suck It's like yeah, because that's the thing here.

[SPEAKER_02]: He doesn't want to be right You know, it's like it's not like he he gets a great, you know Like to skip through a field for winning this battle.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he has to die right.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah Yeah, yeah, he doesn't know that but also I want to point out here that it says a dean gotten to bed rolled over Pelle-Silent Neville who appeared to have nothing more to say either was gazing fondly at his moonlit hairy Yeah, yeah Yeah, I drew a picture [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Of the cactus, but you can imagine a Terry.

[SPEAKER_01]: But I think, I think, here's what I think, though, is that really what's happening here is this is, like, if you consider Harry as the mimpulus, then Neville is sort of, like, looking up to Harry.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right here.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, he just said, we believe in you Harry and then gets it bed and is staring up at the cactus.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's like, yeah, because that's what's going to happen.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's going to get in the DA and Harry is going to train him up.

[SPEAKER_02]: What is the likelihood that in the next month we have a super car and below this video called Harry is the Mimbalist Mimbal Tonya.

[SPEAKER_01]: I would say, yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: I would say good.

[SPEAKER_02]: We will have, like, 248 views.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, right, this would be it.

[SPEAKER_01]: People will be like, what on earth, even is the Mimbele's mobile?

[SPEAKER_01]: You know what?

[SPEAKER_01]: We call Harry's a cactus.

[SPEAKER_02]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha [SPEAKER_01]: I think that's five stars, I think that's five stars, I think we did it, yeah, we did it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh man, all right, well let me close us out here and then I think we have some time for some Q&A.

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