[SPEAKER_04]: Hello, and welcome back to the pretty little.

[SPEAKER_04]: That was not on purpose.

[SPEAKER_03]: Guys, I know that my reaction to it made it and it was on purpose, but it wasn't.

[SPEAKER_02]: I knew that in the first syllable, and then as you kept going, I was like, [SPEAKER_02]: I she's doing something here.

[SPEAKER_04]: I felt it.

[SPEAKER_04]: I felt it when I said, well, I was like, and no, no, I'm the girl who pretends to faint in a choir concert.

[SPEAKER_02]: Of course.

[SPEAKER_02]: Of course.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I actually, like, now I need to make a mental note.

[SPEAKER_02]: I do have to send that to Dan because there was one band thing in a nice school, where [SPEAKER_02]: like they did like the grand opening for the new high school that by the way wasn't finished and by the way this is in front of the construct the part of the school that like truly wasn't finished.

[SPEAKER_02]: Looks like that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like it was like there was a there was a construction fence and site behind where we were all playing and like there was a ribbon in front of the construction site.

[SPEAKER_02]: So that it was like what was even the point of this?

[SPEAKER_02]: It was 80,000 degrees.

[SPEAKER_02]: And we're all in the field uniform kind of extremely hot.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we're on uniform and then they didn't know what to do with us after we stopped playing and the band was behind the stage of like the people that were sitting in speaking.

[SPEAKER_02]: So we played like one thing from our show.

[SPEAKER_02]: The superintendents, bees, all of you were speaking to an, but they didn't know what to do with us, where to put us, because we would have had, like everybody would have had to move to make way for us to go sit somewhere.

[SPEAKER_02]: So we're standing in the sun, beating down on us.

[SPEAKER_02]: And Dan, who was it?

[SPEAKER_02]: Dan, Dan passed out and you know what?

[SPEAKER_02]: Like his head hit the concrete.

[SPEAKER_02]: Dan does give him a glimpse of someone who's regretting ourselves.

[SPEAKER_02]: It gets worse.

[SPEAKER_02]: I've never seen someone look more sickly than he did when this happened.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then he, where did he come so fast?

[SPEAKER_02]: It's a stalker, he had to drag him.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god, did he not come to like, [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god, Dan, it's a drag I'm over there and the tank is uniform off of them.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think let him down.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I'll say it like, by the way, this is your one and only source, where you're hosts.

[SPEAKER_04]: My name's Phoebe.

[SPEAKER_04]: My name's Caroline.

[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry for screwing that up.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't want to cause any confusion here.

[SPEAKER_04]: Obviously, I'm back to this.

[SPEAKER_04]: It was always kind of jealous of the people who've painted and quiet nonsense.

[SPEAKER_04]: But I would literally, I have to tell you, and I'm really, I feel like this segway perfectly into the episode, because we do begin essentially at a choir concert with the amazing GLAM-O-R-O-U-S.

Coral version, which I was dying for triple trio to do.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think two things one, I never, in my life would have ever [SPEAKER_04]: ever faked it.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I think it's crazy that she won did.

[SPEAKER_04]: And number two is admitting it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Rachel said it.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know, you know, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know that like Rachel said it is just magic is because if any other celebrity admitted to that, it wouldn't have funny or likeable or like enjoyable to listen to.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, it would be cringe.

[SPEAKER_02]: Fuck.

[SPEAKER_02]: But the [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I'm not going to lie.

[SPEAKER_02]: I was cringing though.

[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, no, because it's her.

[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, that is a like, with Rachel Senate's personality.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Thinking about her, that is fucking hysterical.

[SPEAKER_04]: And doing it over and over, too, is crazy.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, I'm like, I just am like, [SPEAKER_04]: I guess it's a little bit too close to home because like I know that girl and it wasn't me but that girl did stay in my room at the Philadelphia 8th grade trip.

[SPEAKER_04]: So, and so in pain a lot.

[SPEAKER_04]: I shut up and tried to tell everyone that I gave her a black eye.

[SPEAKER_04]: So I just like that girl someone I know well and I'm like, they don't all grow up.

[SPEAKER_04]: Rachel's on it.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_04]: Anyway, [SPEAKER_04]: I also want to say Serena Van der Witzen has the energy of somebody who's faking fainting and she's a brace girl for sure, especially after she's elevator key.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know where is giving that in this episode they want her to be, but she's still not.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's it's for a reason, hey, hey, it's for a reason and I love that.

[SPEAKER_02]: I was about to talk about things that I liked, but let's just get into the episode.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: So we have...

[SPEAKER_02]: But poison ivy, everybody.

[SPEAKER_02]: We really...

[SPEAKER_02]: This was a crazy, discombobulated intro.

[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry.

[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry.

[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry if this is like the only the third episode you've listened to of this.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, this is kind of what it is.

[SPEAKER_04]: So hopefully you loved it.

[SPEAKER_04]: But what I wanted to say about this episode is these kind of got like a double worst product intro.

[SPEAKER_04]: And there's nothing I love more.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_04]: I agree, but it was horrible.

[SPEAKER_02]: I mean like that.

[SPEAKER_04]: It was what?

[SPEAKER_02]: The way we go back and forth with that stuff.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I just didn't write it.

[SPEAKER_04]: I just didn't write.

[SPEAKER_04]: I said, this is a double words product montage.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm just not going to go through what everyone is putting on their faces and bodies.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I forgot.

[SPEAKER_02]: But you did.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I mean, not to the detail that you're probably expecting me to since I said that.

[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, well, I said a few things, one, I'm surprised by the lack of nail polish.

[SPEAKER_02]: See, that's the kind of detail that I didn't write down.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so I'll give me a detail that you wrote down.

[SPEAKER_02]: College decisions, walk into school, Dan and Chuck, look at each other.

[SPEAKER_02]: Look at me.

[SPEAKER_02]: Look at each other.

[SPEAKER_02]: So far ahead of me now, because they also said that the Dan is giving me okay, exactly.

[SPEAKER_02]: Did you see me doing this?

[SPEAKER_04]: And also I was doing a Drinch Paper towel thing.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know the grinch shaming, which makes you as well, we just watched the Grinch.

[SPEAKER_02]: Me, me, had a little holiday, pajama party, cute, and we watched the Grinch.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it is just like a movie that holds up until it's so good, is so, and me, sure.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm so much, I'm very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very [SPEAKER_02]: Taylor Munchup.

[SPEAKER_00]: Bannish.

[SPEAKER_02]: She's so big.

[SPEAKER_02]: Cudor in this movie, then I remember.

[SPEAKER_02]: I got that, but she's adorable in her little, they're these scenes where she's wearing those pink mittens that are like clearly too big for her hands.

[SPEAKER_04]: She's like precious.

[SPEAKER_04]: And that's, I think, why the little J.

[SPEAKER_04]: Transfer me, she like hurts deeply.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: She's so cute and she's so pretty and she's whatever, but Dan, that part of that scene where the Grinch Shaves, any cut, some self and then he goes to school and they make fun of him.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, I actually got sick watching that.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know, especially high fucking Mr.

Mayor how in your app is hell?

[SPEAKER_02]: Hey chop that's now you're so lucky to be as Martha may who if you let me just tell you you have no idea how how much you are Well, okay, you know your chopped, you know your own When and more this looking a little Mr.

Grinch [SPEAKER_02]: These weren't literal, which shows eyes that's the only thing you know exactly what I was going to say Oh my god, I'm going to walk into that classroom on Christmas on gives me jay and or fuck me Heels And yeah, she was an adult third grade, but yeah, she does the truth.

[SPEAKER_02]: We're angry and I just affect She's like either Grinch not the mayor She said I know her hair is gonna look I know you're gonna grow up tough weird looking fucking hair and you're in a curler's and it chins drop in bed [SPEAKER_04]: She's like, so I'm gonna at least be with the hook right now while I can, okay?

[SPEAKER_02]: And I can tell he's really gonna grow into his teeth.

[SPEAKER_02]: I like a little edge.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[SPEAKER_02]: I like a little from the edges.

[SPEAKER_04]: She's just creased.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, like I don't see color is what Martha Mayovia said.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, literally.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god, a lot of Christine verse, he's best for all.

[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, Rachel, do you, are you and of the beliefs that this happens in the same universe as wicked?

[SPEAKER_02]: Um, no.

[SPEAKER_02]: Cool.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, I'm not, I'm not, but I just mean, like, okay, I kind of needed the Grinch to walk into to central to Times Square of Houvelle and say, and say, no.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, I'm not seasick.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_04]: You've always been annoying.

[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't need grass as a kid.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I've always been grown.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm green, get used to it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I've never seen me without my greenskin.

[SPEAKER_01]: Isn't that weird?

[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.

[SPEAKER_02]: I was a river now, but I missed a line.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, I'm not seasick.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, now is now is only the time really like normal C sick.

[SPEAKER_02]: What can't you have to know normal C sick.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, I didn't need grasses kids a child No Okay, let me go No, I'm not C sick.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, I [SPEAKER_04]: No, I thought I feel like it's CS, I've always been, no, it's normal to see it.

[SPEAKER_04]: See, he's like, no, I didn't chew grass as a child.

[SPEAKER_04]: And yes, I have always been green.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I think that's what it is.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then, uh, Nessa comes in and there's like, Oh, my shot the fuck off, alpha, alpha.

[SPEAKER_02]: She's like, what do you mean, she rams under her?

[SPEAKER_02]: She's like, she's like, she's like, oh, but I do just want to say we watched the first half of wicked too.

[SPEAKER_02]: And what I will say is like team alphabet always of course.

[SPEAKER_02]: And that's as annoying as hell.

[SPEAKER_02]: However, I don't know if we like needed to get in a fight with, uh, what's her name, Kayla?

[SPEAKER_04]: settle well she's like not a real character but yeah um...

like we don't do not in the musical yes what i'm saying no but in in the movie we don't need to get in a fight with her and then use our powers like fucking eleven no it was a little much it was like okay can tell you binge stranger things on the way over here to shiz uh...

and that's not a little while i'd add to your okay [SPEAKER_04]: because someone is going to get in her fucking head.

[SPEAKER_04]: And if you can just give herself a nose bleed, everything will be fine.

[SPEAKER_04]: No.

[SPEAKER_04]: Um, anyway, yeah, that Grinch Haber towel thing really broke my heart and so now Dan's doing it doesn't have the same effect.

[SPEAKER_04]: And like Dan, you should know how to do this.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, because the Grinch, like the Grinch is a kid.

[SPEAKER_04]: He didn't have a father figure.

[SPEAKER_04]: And Dan, if there's one thing you got, it's a father figure.

[SPEAKER_02]: Love it, say, she's my grandson, I got to say.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I wish I could forget everyone freaking second.

[SPEAKER_02]: If you wish, why couldn't this be a woke show?

[SPEAKER_02]: I couldn't have just been woke.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know what, I didn't get it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Why can't I get it at the exact same story line, except a woke.

[SPEAKER_02]: We have Mrs.

Rufus in the loft.

[SPEAKER_02]: And she falls in love with Lily Van der Witzet.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, even though she had a little stint, she was like, she was like, Marissa from the O.C.

[SPEAKER_02]: She had a little trist with a woman.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, man.

[SPEAKER_02]: And that woman, yeah, was Olivia Wilde.

[SPEAKER_04]: Whatever.

[SPEAKER_04]: And the lady is Mrs.

Humphrey.

[SPEAKER_04]: And now famously, at everything's giving, really uses Olivia Wilde salad.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm saying on the salad, and it upsets everyone.

[SPEAKER_04]: It makes it weird.

[SPEAKER_02]: And that's why the things giving episodes of all the girls are so revered.

[SPEAKER_02]: When time, Lily Vittard was on 5th Avenue Lane in front of Olivia Wilde's SUV.

[SPEAKER_01]: and a matching cream colored sweater and pants.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, that means you can just get in dirty.

[SPEAKER_02]: Ah, okay, she keeps saying, at least leave the recipe, at least leave the recipe.

[SPEAKER_04]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha [SPEAKER_02]: Both of us at the start of those said, we didn't write down any details from the beginning of the episode.

[SPEAKER_01]: So we'll make our own, not a problem, actually.

[SPEAKER_04]: Anywho, I do love the wicked, though, because you know, with the pink and green chocolate phones I caught in this, that was kind of, I was always kind of like, chocolate phones should be chocolate brown.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's crazy because I was like it is so chic and so 2000s and so the step sisters in a Cinderella story to have pink and green ones.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but I'm just like that then that's a different phone I don't think it is like there's chocolate of other colors what if you just like died white chocolate [SPEAKER_04]: Hello, like I don't want.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, okay, just expand your mind.

[SPEAKER_04]: Just try it for once.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so it's time for school.

[SPEAKER_04]: Phoebe did mention the look between Nate and Blair.

[SPEAKER_04]: Things are like, okay, like girl who's going to be okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: If I have seen what I mean, fuck me.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm just going to go to Yale.

[SPEAKER_04]: She's going to fuck her boyfriend, finally.

[SPEAKER_04]: She is, she cannot stop trying.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, no one is trying to fuck her boyfriend where the Blair Waldorf.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, Blair is just absolutely okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'll say it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Where's this what?

[SPEAKER_04]: No, but Blair St.

was like, oh, so that's like the whole thing.

[SPEAKER_04]: She's a virgin who can't drive.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it was Blair's actually a virgin who can't drive.

[SPEAKER_04]: And we need to celebrate these days.

[SPEAKER_04]: So there's a few of you at the time of that line.

[SPEAKER_04]: Brittany, oh my god, verse 2nd, I thought you were pretty soon.

[SPEAKER_04]: Brittany, yeah, and I was like, her name is Brittany Murphy.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I was like, that's what you said.

[SPEAKER_02]: Mom and I missed mom and dad somewhere.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, oh my god, I don't have that.

[SPEAKER_04]: Brittany, so wish she could act like her.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's true.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: So, um, I just, I just am though, like, so confused about why, like, like, I understand, like, [SPEAKER_04]: because it look like it's so amazing why glamourizes the song that the choir is singing but also for that for Ivy week why are we getting off with glamourize by Fergie?

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, and Phoebe said it best okay, and that's actually famous.

[SPEAKER_04]: They were live culture number three.

[SPEAKER_04]: only glimmer and see if we'll get in the glamorous schools.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Um, I just think they're free.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's a hilarious song choice.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know, like, so where's the call?

[SPEAKER_04]: It was for this Mary Potter.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, my god.

[SPEAKER_04]: Me too.

[SPEAKER_04]: And you know, who would have like really killing a bow, but how long is your favorite school?

[SPEAKER_04]: No, Jenny, what did you say?

[SPEAKER_04]: She would have been great at Bobotons, though, like, so you're going to say it more or so.

[SPEAKER_04]: For sure.

[SPEAKER_04]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's what?

[SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, we're almost through the Ivy Week and we've got the Consons.

[SPEAKER_04]: We've alerted her.

[SPEAKER_04]: I wrote it in the state.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm shaving issues.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, well, thank God you got there.

[SPEAKER_04]: The gossip girl monologue way the way it's happened and they're basically just talking about how, like, it's really amazing to be the parents of the fabulous sea wealthy, but then you actually have to like impress your parents and that sucks and so you have to be the kids of the fabulous sea wealthy.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and yes, and if you're not a legacy, the pressure's actually been worse because these parents have to look at everything for their kids' futures and like a freaking look.

[SPEAKER_04]: So that's...

[SPEAKER_02]: That's kind of a dance, gossip girl.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, point.

[SPEAKER_04]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's only because the girls are in charge of a Friday night mixer.

[SPEAKER_04]: And the St.

Jude boys have to provide the ushers for the like visiting reps from a school's at-set mixer.

[SPEAKER_04]: And the mixer is the most important event of your life.

[SPEAKER_04]: And don't forget it.

[SPEAKER_02]: And me go to the loft, Dan has, Dan does not come out of his room like the Grinch came out from behind that rack of coats with a bag over his head.

[SPEAKER_02]: And no inch of it.

[SPEAKER_02]: And hey, that fucking teacher.

[SPEAKER_04]: Um, like, actually shit.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm calling number one.

[SPEAKER_04]: I should lose your job.

[SPEAKER_04]: Number two should go to jail.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I don't know.

[SPEAKER_04]: Let's explore the Athos.

[SPEAKER_04]: Just because, like, look at the repercussions.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, look what happened.

[SPEAKER_04]: You were going to feel like we were doing all these people.

[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_04]: I hope she never forgave herself.

[SPEAKER_04]: I hope she literally thinks whatever you're dying.

[SPEAKER_04]: Um, so we're having a Humphrey, uh, ah, Humph.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's a Humphrey, Humphrey.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: No worries.

[SPEAKER_02]: No need, no need to work.

[SPEAKER_02]: We can workshop it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Um.

[SPEAKER_02]: So, Rufus is like, you are such a well-rounded kid.

[SPEAKER_02]: And Dan says, Dan goes, whoa, rounded.

[SPEAKER_02]: more like, well, well-wounded.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, oh, oh.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's exactly how I put when you said it.

[SPEAKER_04]: I do that right.

[SPEAKER_04]: Rufus, Rufus, stop talking challenge.

[SPEAKER_04]: How about that?

[SPEAKER_02]: No, you're in Rufus.

[SPEAKER_02]: Hey.

[SPEAKER_02]: Or you like to grow with the ribbon?

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, if you take that fucking choke or off with that, well, you're head fall off?

[SPEAKER_03]: now.

[SPEAKER_02]: Why do you have to have that on?

[SPEAKER_03]: He literally, there's a marker that I couldn't take that off at the end of the day.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know it.

[SPEAKER_02]: There has to be.

[SPEAKER_02]: And he's like, it's a price price line.

[SPEAKER_02]: Or a tan line because he never takes it off.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, uh, or he can't get it off without cutting it and he won't.

[SPEAKER_04]: Anyway, he says it down.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're going to do great in your interview.

[SPEAKER_04]: You take after your dad not way spotlight doesn't phase us.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, and here we have.

[SPEAKER_02]: And here we have Mary Beth Perone and Benito Skinner's favorite line ever.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, did you hear me?

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you better hope, doesn't wanna sell it involved.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's the first one.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then everyone looks at her.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then everyone looks at her.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then everyone looks at her.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then everyone looks at her.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then everyone looks at her.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then everyone looks at her.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then everyone looks at her.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then everyone looks at her.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then everyone looks at her.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then everyone looks at her.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And then everyone looks at her.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And then everyone looks at her.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And then everyone looks at her.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then everyone looks at her.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then everyone looks at her.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then everyone looks at her.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then everyone looks at her.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then everyone looks at her.

[SPEAKER_02]: We've got the setup, we've got the scenario, you know, exactly.

[SPEAKER_04]: But it is truly on their own, they're each absolute stars.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, in Taylor, Mom's and she was practicing that intro trailer.

[SPEAKER_04]: The shoulder, and she's got, and she's got her things on the orange juice.

[SPEAKER_04]: Ooh, you better hope it's on us out there and Bob.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then when she says, I mean, she's just like, do, they say, not when it's about Dartmouth.

[SPEAKER_04]: So, okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's when you don't get to do it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Your sister thing always does.

[SPEAKER_04]: Jenny.

[SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, quarters of it.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then we go back to this chapel and Chuck is like trying to get neat to leave.

[SPEAKER_02]: Wait, come back.

[SPEAKER_04]: I, I'll work on my check, but it's something like that.

[SPEAKER_02]: That was pretty good, though.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, you're first a better, better.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: Nate's like, dude, we have interviews.

[SPEAKER_04]: It checks like the, that's the point.

[SPEAKER_04]: I can't see what it, um, Nate.

[SPEAKER_04]: I just, I do want to say to you both, we can see you.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, it's actually like, extremely obvious and, I dare I say disruptive to get out of the middle of this.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, the most important we give your life famously and Blair Nate Blair is going to change words with the you later about that.

[SPEAKER_04]: Don't be It reflects poorly on her and you know that Exactly, you certainly know that Nate has no backbone good guy Nate no backbone Nate Yeah, Nate Nick name list All right, I will put that in the exalt sheet [SPEAKER_04]: Please feely is much pressure.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like Nate is doing so much pressure from his family, but he's also feeling so much pressure and just be a fucking cool guy, and I was on life.

[SPEAKER_04]: But it's kind of pissing me off.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, because you're like, you want to smack him around and be like, grow the hell up, right?

[SPEAKER_04]: Or you mad at everybody for like putting pressure on him.

[SPEAKER_04]: All of it.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, well, here's, I'm kind of like, [SPEAKER_04]: Nate relax, okay, I am like Nate, you're not the only one who's like ever had pressure on you from your parents.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: And also like Nate, there's like from what I'm weren't on the street is, your grades aren't that great.

[SPEAKER_02]: You might not even have to worry about this.

[SPEAKER_02]: Come be first.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that's a whole thing.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's the whole thing, isn't it?

[SPEAKER_04]: Right, exactly.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's a commentary on everything.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's so...

[SPEAKER_04]: It would be interesting to tell you.

[SPEAKER_04]: I hate it.

[SPEAKER_04]: I hate the captain.

[SPEAKER_04]: You come y'all off the...

And Nate's like, no, I just like...

One of the races, like...

Me and Chris, we're not going to be proud.

[SPEAKER_02]: Me and Adam, coming home from a guitar lessons and me cutting across the front yard.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's okay, not fair, not fair, we're starting again, and I get to have some of this time.

[SPEAKER_04]: This time, this time, this time we're going to be running around the block.

[SPEAKER_04]: We're going out at the big hill, okay?

[SPEAKER_04]: Not down.

[SPEAKER_04]: But Nate's like, I don't want to go to Dartmouth, I don't know if it's like my legacy.

[SPEAKER_04]: And Captain says, your mother and I didn't work this hard so you can make things up while you go along.

[SPEAKER_04]: Dartmouth, law school, buy her.

[SPEAKER_04]: There you go.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't like that.

[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't like his crazy eyes when he said Blair.

[SPEAKER_04]: I know my your ups with her.

[SPEAKER_04]: Why do you want her so close to you?

[SPEAKER_04]: You're going to leave her away for her.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's crazy captain.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: It is a kind of a bummer that we're like.

[SPEAKER_02]: but I'm just saying, what'd you say?

[SPEAKER_02]: It's giving Andrew Winchester.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh no, I wasn't telling you I haven't finished.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I thought you were.

[SPEAKER_02]: I fully, I saw something about a book and I was afraid I was making it and seeing like I'd read more of the book than I have.

[SPEAKER_04]: For the house made, which you famously just can knock up through, but you did notice, but I noticed, which is that way.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's like the battery gets clogged.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm wondering what you're about.

[SPEAKER_02]: Then, I really had it for a week.

[SPEAKER_04]: I finished the second one in like 48 hours tops.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, well, I mean, I can't read all the time.

[SPEAKER_03]: Right, and I can, I've got nothing but time to read.

[SPEAKER_04]: Famously, everyone knows that.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, but I mean, just like I just, I haven't been filing the time to read, you know.

[SPEAKER_02]: I am just like a really fast reader.

[SPEAKER_02]: I've only picked it up like three times in a 100 pages in, relax.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, well, they're only like 10 words on each page and they're like a third-grade reading list.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's not true.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know, we're what you're right about the reading level free to make fat and literally is obsessed with saying you're fat and here's my she Wait wait wait the line we're really Release like cleaning up the house after like a night and she goes and I keep many of these candy wrappers everywhere No wonder she is at least she's in five pounds and has a lord I can barely look at her.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's a kiss.

[SPEAKER_04]: She's a bitch, but the worst thing [SPEAKER_04]: So fucking fat!

[SPEAKER_04]: That is literally what it feels like reading a book.

[SPEAKER_02]: Am I internalizing no?

[SPEAKER_02]: No, but also what it feels like reading this book?

[SPEAKER_02]: It's like okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is a o3.com fanfiction.

[SPEAKER_02]: The way that the moments where Nina really freaks out on me sometimes the way that she [SPEAKER_02]: rights things like there's this one scene where Millie's like I would never like me and Andrew would never do anything and she like freaks out and she goes oh I know and then she like the way that she phrases everything up in her wording I'm like this is like what I wrote on like my mom's computer [SPEAKER_02]: And when I was like, where did you find out?

[SPEAKER_04]: Phoebe wrote under a pen name, freedom of fatten.

[SPEAKER_04]: We're about to get sued.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, but it is, and wait, I keep forgetting, you're only 100 pages and so you actually probably don't know what happens.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_04]: But I hear it's crazy.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, then I do need to show him out a little bit because you're fine to finish before my birthday.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to go see you need to.

[SPEAKER_04]: You really need to because the choice is going to hit so hard, dude.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, that's the thing.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's a crazy twist.

[SPEAKER_04]: And you will never going to see it come in.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, you're not.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're literally not.

[SPEAKER_04]: So you I like you have to you have to finish it.

[SPEAKER_04]: And it's or at least get to that part so that you can like Is it like at the ends of the twist is no it's like I would say it's like halfway [SPEAKER_04]: So you just like, if you get a hundred more pages, I bet you'll know it.

[SPEAKER_04]: And you got to do it for the movie comes out because even if not even for you seeing it, just because like, I don't want to see it on one second.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Absolutely.

[SPEAKER_04]: It is so funny.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's like, she's really is like this bitch is the worst, but the worst thing about her is her BMI.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, and I don't even know if freedom of hat I know she's doing it, but it is.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, you know, she does do it well.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and I think that she's like, [SPEAKER_04]: This was the first book I had book group read, and I brought this up, and everyone was like, I didn't see that.

[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, okay, well, I'll see you in the PTA, Mother's.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, people, then I was like, okay, well, good news for you.

[SPEAKER_04]: I bookmark pages.

[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I mean, the leaves, the book club meeting, or the PTA meeting, and they're like, oh, my God, how many more of these orders is she going to eat?

[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't really thought she was pregnant.

[SPEAKER_04]: It to relieve, like, it's, and I think it's so funny, because it's just, like, and then I'm like, and you cast two?

[SPEAKER_05]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, and you better not be calling her fat.

[SPEAKER_04]: You better not, that better not make an appearance in the movie.

[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry.

[SPEAKER_03]: Because if it needs to be done, if I'm scared of cities, we need talking about how fat Amanda's favorite is.

[SPEAKER_04]: I will not, you will not see me at the holidays because I'll be checked in somewhere.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay?

[SPEAKER_02]: And he said, I have a lot more to worry about, I'm just said to my friends, I'm just said, I can't, okay, so back to that.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's Serena, that's Serena as fuck.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, when I thought you said to me, I wasn't done talking.

[SPEAKER_04]: What I was saying is that like it is a shame because we hate Captain Archibald so much and like if our dads have our granddad like we want to be called captain So like that's can I be something we have to grapple with for sure?

[SPEAKER_04]: But he's also not like a fucking criminal so that we know it's just gonna he's not he isn't [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, sooner die.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I agree.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's a good boy.

[SPEAKER_04]: Anyway, Blair is having the committee obviously for the mixer and Coddy and Israel, oh my god, where's Serena?

[SPEAKER_04]: Where's Serena?

[SPEAKER_04]: It's like, is that going to be in every episode?

[SPEAKER_04]: Blair, how am I supposed to hear anything about Yale with all this talk about Serena?

[SPEAKER_04]: Blair, okay, I know it's like a bad episode for Blair.

[SPEAKER_04]: Really?

[SPEAKER_04]: It's also when I chronic episode for Blair.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I do think it's one of the few episodes where like Serena's had lines where I'm like, okay, Serena can hold her own, not that I don't think she can, but like they don't normally give her the lines.

[SPEAKER_02]: that sting, you know, like the ones that are funny or like punchy.

[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly because she's because she's better than that.

[SPEAKER_02]: They wanted to think that or want us to think that she is.

[SPEAKER_04]: She's the egg girl.

[SPEAKER_04]: She doesn't have to be funny, but Blair had to like work her entire life to create this personality that people like because and you know people are always arena hard.

[SPEAKER_04]: She doesn't get enough credit for who it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_04]: So we get a flashback of layers morning and it actually is seeing this scene Heartbreak.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, I do it in a way that I hadn't like really noticed it before and I also need to say she's wearing red tights and the like colored tights really spoke to me at this time But this whole lot that area outfit too [SPEAKER_04]: Well, you know, she's in a color tank talking on a color type.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but she's wearing tights with shorts.

[SPEAKER_04]: So it's like, which I also did.

[SPEAKER_04]: It sounds like they're talking to her mother this whole time.

[SPEAKER_04]: You assume, because it's a type of conversation.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like she's like, oh, like, I can't wait to go to Yale.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, remember when my dad gave me my first to Yale, I was about shirt, it's my fair piece of clothing.

[SPEAKER_04]: I remember when I went in a dog and you said, no, and then she's like, oh, are you sad?

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, watch me grow up?

[SPEAKER_04]: And then you see that it's fucking to road up.

[SPEAKER_04]: And it's not her mom.

[SPEAKER_04]: And it's just like, [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, like these things really set us up to like have sympathy for Blair in a way that we just do not have it for Serena.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's a costume that you buy design.

[SPEAKER_02]: She doesn't get anything.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like Serena just like she automatically assumes she has the moral high ground, which I think Blair is so like earnest and the good parts of her don't seem contrived at all.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's just like sad and indoor.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's like, yeah, up, like, it has a huge strategy.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like your mom, I don't want you to have a good breakfast and Blair's like, yeah, my mom would want me to have one grape, which is like, it's just terrible.

[SPEAKER_04]: But also like Blair, like, I know she takes these things way too far.

[SPEAKER_04]: But I, there's a part of Blair that's like, she doesn't have siblings.

[SPEAKER_04]: She's kind of having fun with it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like she's doing it all like a ha ha ha a little bit and Serena's like never made a joke in her life Exactly.

[SPEAKER_04]: Obviously this isn't like what she ends up doing this episode like isn't funny But also just because like like I just Serena you're not [SPEAKER_04]: You suck.

[SPEAKER_04]: You did fucked up things.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, I'm not, I don't feel the same way with this episode.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, I'm not saying that Blair is right.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not just buying it at all.

[SPEAKER_04]: But I'm what I'm saying is that Serena acts like she's like perfect and would never do anything to piss Blair off.

[SPEAKER_04]: And like, yeah, that's true.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, and it's like just because for some reason, you don't think it's a big deal that you slept with Nate.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hmm, any more like Blair just found out and then it's like a compounded with everything right is what she's doing right absolutely not but like I I just refuse to look it's like it is an absolve Serena of anything like [SPEAKER_04]: and first arena to be so floored that like why would Blair do something like this i like you don't you know who Blair is why would she do something as if you didn't give her any motivation right not that it was right but you know what do you know i'm saying yeah i know you mean [SPEAKER_02]: for sure.

[SPEAKER_02]: So we go to Serena's hotel room, the hotel suite and she's running late because she slept at the offshof center again and Lily is just like so and is like Lily.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm Eric.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm also annoyed.

[SPEAKER_04]: I make you don't love to be in our exposition.

[SPEAKER_02]: The Oslo's job center.

[SPEAKER_04]: She's like [SPEAKER_04]: Well, not in his position, but you would love to be like, you'd be like a vacation by myself in a room where no one talks to me.

[SPEAKER_04]: That sounds great.

[SPEAKER_04]: Um, but, sir, Lily has such a funny line.

[SPEAKER_04]: She goes, I don't know why you insisted on sleeping there.

[SPEAKER_04]: He can't even see who his eyes are closed.

[SPEAKER_04]: You show play and you show up slutty.

[SPEAKER_04]: Class X arena.

[UNKNOWN]: Hey, gosh, so we're at school.

[SPEAKER_02]: So we're at school.

[SPEAKER_02]: So we're at school.

[SPEAKER_02]: So we're at school.

[SPEAKER_02]: So we're at school.

[SPEAKER_02]: So we're at school.

[SPEAKER_02]: So we're at school.

[SPEAKER_02]: She says, is it over to TAN and Dango's?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'd say it's pretty over.

[SPEAKER_04]: You were there, and you can see this is a one funny movie version where she looks, you want to laugh in his face.

[SPEAKER_04]: She's like, yeah, she doesn't correct him, and he's like, oh, and then we see Blair and we get the crazy, too bad you miss the assembly, and then she looks at her and goes, Brown doesn't offer degrees in slut.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's just, and again, Serena looks a player as though like, again, this one is like they're having fun.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's, dare you say it's how to tell it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, well it's also like there is also always that look in Serena like she's so above it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's what you were saying earlier like she would never make jokes like that and then we go to the field hockey thing and Serena does have an amazing line but it's like so you are capable of this exactly but she's teed up.

[SPEAKER_04]: She's so teed up for it.

[SPEAKER_04]: What it's so good.

[SPEAKER_04]: This gym scene is so good.

[SPEAKER_04]: I literally don't think we ever get another gym [SPEAKER_02]: What?

[SPEAKER_02]: They ran out of all the, because they can't throw anymore flags.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, so true.

[SPEAKER_04]: I was going to say, because it's like, what's the point of adding other gyms enough to this?

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, you're never going to have a bad idea.

[SPEAKER_04]: The world were sued.

[SPEAKER_04]: Zoom classes on a lot here anymore.

[SPEAKER_04]: We're taking P.E.

[SPEAKER_04]: Anymore for what happened on the field.

[SPEAKER_04]: but we got this on baby where you get your body from.

[SPEAKER_04]: And that was an epic thing in their playing field hockey, which hit it gets physical, comes up physical blows.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's so funny, Blair noxerina to the ground.

[SPEAKER_04]: And Serena goes, I really hope that was an accident.

[SPEAKER_04]: And Blair goes, then you must be delusional.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then, and then Blair hurts her again.

[SPEAKER_04]: And the rough goes, running out of colors here, Blair.

[SPEAKER_04]: Blair's thrilled.

[SPEAKER_04]: Blair's like, that's the thing I get.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's still a game to her.

[SPEAKER_04]: She's having so much fun getting in trouble for like, physically abusing Serena.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then she hits her again in three days, it gets enough and Blair says, it's enough when I say it's enough.

[SPEAKER_04]: Again, Blair's two for two.

[SPEAKER_04]: Freaking awesome lines, okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then for Serena's actually had enough and takes her down, gets on top of her.

[SPEAKER_04]: Derrace takes it to another level.

[SPEAKER_04]: Blair's hear me.

[SPEAKER_04]: Ka-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, all.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then Serena asks for a truce and Blair looks at her smiles and starts screaming out my leg to which Serena responds, I hope it's broken.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then she walks with me to say that's that's big widely best delivery.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think best line thus far, and I hope it's broken It's just like it's such a good scene.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's so good and imagine of these two women don't like each other in real life I'm like did you already not like each other?

[SPEAKER_02]: don't you want him to do that make it that make that much more fun yeah exactly so we go to Dan's usher meeting and he's like he basically saying all of some of the first he's like I'm gonna tell you why I belong in Dartmouth in three parts I'm gonna start with a third part if that's okay with you but I guess you wouldn't know that was whatever he says all of the stuff and then he goes long story short basically Dartmouth is my dream and I'm pretty sure Dartmouth's been dreaming of me [SPEAKER_04]: I'm never asked Dartmouth, but I'm pretty sure it's been dreaming of me.

[SPEAKER_04]: I do just say for Penn Vajli, he's such a good actor.

[SPEAKER_04]: And like his delivery of that, where you just like, you see Dan's tongue and she starts to be like, and I'm just gonna fucking say it.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna my dad told me to say it.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm just gonna say it.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it's because it's so ruthless.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, exactly.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then we get that kind of scene where it's like passing behind the reps head talking to Dan until we see we hear you're the ideal Dartmouth candidate and it's like pans again and we see it's actually Nate who heard that and Nate literally goes, hey, by the way, like this isn't really my first choice.

[SPEAKER_04]: And if there's someone else who's a candidate, like they probably want it more than me, [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, sanity to still for him to still get the usher position.

[SPEAKER_04]: I have to say I do agree Chuck's response for why he's good for what school is a Yale I think so no Princeton.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, this is me in the bed with the tigers later.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yes correct correct So we get the usher less shocker.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's nay.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, it's Chuck for Yale [SPEAKER_02]: Nae goes she got the one you want it today and Nango's no, Nate is at your first on earth Everyday is look Nate made this up every day with a white yes exactly exactly like And that's why he's that's why he's so frustrated with his dad every day because he realizes his hopes and dreams every day Yeah, he's like wait, why this isn't what I want and exactly [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, so Dan's like, well, you know, I'm sure Jail Hall will be really impressed with your passion for the Dartmouth experience.

[SPEAKER_04]: And Nate says, who the hell is Jail Hall?

[SPEAKER_04]: That would be the wrap.

[SPEAKER_04]: And it's like, okay, need for real, though.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you gotta be, you gotta be, you gotta be, you know, was an Amy wouldn't, you were just speaking to him.

[SPEAKER_04]: I almost like, hey, Captain.

[SPEAKER_04]: You didn't like prepping it in any way shape or form.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't buy that.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, you said you use that racing time to.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I guess But I'm like instead of instead of racing this morning.

[SPEAKER_04]: Why didn't you like go over talking points?

[SPEAKER_04]: You know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_04]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, they were racing.

[SPEAKER_04]: The race was more important.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I know.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm just like maybe instead of racing We could have done that, you know, and then like you should pick up J.L.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hall's book The Padding Zoo.

[SPEAKER_04]: By the way, it's not real book, so I looked up [SPEAKER_04]: So so everybody get off him is on top.

[SPEAKER_04]: So right.

[SPEAKER_04]: So don't go looking.

[SPEAKER_04]: We're not doing a book club on the potting zoo by the way check what's behind me [SPEAKER_02]: books original pretty little iris books oh nice the original covers they can't buy any more I bet which is still crazy as hell uh crazy I think you can't buy them I know I'm like collected I think they look so cute behind me [SPEAKER_02]: They do, it's a drag, love it.

[SPEAKER_02]: We go outside, and Srinah and Dan are catching up a bit.

[SPEAKER_02]: And Dan is just like, and his woe is me back.

[SPEAKER_02]: He's like, well, life wouldn't have appeared.

[SPEAKER_04]: I know, he's like, I'm working on my short fuse.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, I'm freaking, I'm freaking, I'm so freaking, so freaking, it's like, he's just like, so I'm like, and Srinah's like, look, you could still get into an Ivy, and he's like, yeah, where did your parents go?

[SPEAKER_04]: And she's like, well, you're dad might be my dad.

[SPEAKER_04]: She's kidding.

[SPEAKER_02]: Imagine if a screen is like, don't do not bring up my dad, push it over.

[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, how dare you?

[SPEAKER_00]: I have to go.

[SPEAKER_02]: How dare you?

[SPEAKER_01]: Um, we see Connie is icing back.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's awesome.

[SPEAKER_02]: We can't wait for him to continue and they put in an over and over again.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is me off.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you see, she's going to Pittsburgh.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I did.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think Amber and I are going to go.

[SPEAKER_04]: You have to.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I think it'd be fun.

[SPEAKER_04]: This is the opposite.

[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, that's the line rate of the year.

[SPEAKER_04]: And remember, I'm a cat with all.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know, I mean, just for that.

[SPEAKER_04]: I just want to hear her delivery of like, she could read a grocery list and I would be fucking all over that.

[SPEAKER_04]: So, yeah, I think we'll be going.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, she like right after that, I'm going to have mbp.

[SPEAKER_04]: So, [SPEAKER_04]: And hopefully I'll be there.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, well, I mean, everyone's like, when do I know if I can have your MP check it and I'm like, I'm waiting on Phoebe, like, waiting on her.

[SPEAKER_04]: She woke up in my house.

[SPEAKER_04]: Which I can't even hear that you're saying that.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, shame.

[SPEAKER_04]: Remember, if I can be there, I'll be there.

[SPEAKER_04]: Don't worry.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, well, Mary about like, I hope, I mean, I'll be there for sure, but I don't, I don't know about Phoebe.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so yeah, that's definitely, yeah, phase two moments, I've been loving watching football with Mimi and with my friends and stuff and we love when the players are so different.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, stop.

[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you so much for following me, my friends and stuff.

[SPEAKER_02]: Shut the fuck up.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's what I'm saying.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's a funny thing that I was saying.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, stop.

[SPEAKER_02]: The girl.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was, it was a compound something.

[SPEAKER_02]: You can call me Tom Boy.

[SPEAKER_01]: That was a pretty cute.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yo, let's stop.

[SPEAKER_01]: Don't look sick again, Vince.

[UNKNOWN]: Stop.

[SPEAKER_01]: You was at a beer dragon contest.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god, I saw this video the other day that this is like a girl's saying things that are just like so pick me what a girl does I feel my best in a football game.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna say and it was like a list of like my hobbies and interests Well, yeah, me every time I make is anything Are you really?

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, yeah, it's gonna be a closer eyes when I post this Are you a warrior wouldn't do that stuff?

[SPEAKER_02]: No, well, no, she didn't just don't know if she's already her husband when she would be like To they have any like herbal cocktail.

[SPEAKER_04]: It could be famously now.

[SPEAKER_04]: She's like can I get a cheese boy, yeah?

[SPEAKER_04]: She's like a mess.

[SPEAKER_01]: What I do.

[SPEAKER_04]: Can I get a cheese boy?

[SPEAKER_04]: And now what's can you?

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't want that water down why you're talking like that area.

[SPEAKER_04]: I was just a bro.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not afraid to eat in front of a hot guy I'm hating her cheeseburger.

[SPEAKER_01]: Let me flush this down with what you got on top.

[SPEAKER_00]: We clear out the cake Okay, but like you you do need help carrying a new kego [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not scared of breaking a nail.

[SPEAKER_01]: I got chipped back nail polish anyway.

[SPEAKER_01]: If I got anything at all.

[SPEAKER_01]: I gotta keep my nail short to break it off.

[SPEAKER_05]: Stop it, stop it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god, that's not even Oreo though.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, there's, there's, there's two, you're working a shift of molots.

[SPEAKER_02]: There's two wolves inside of Oreo.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's that, it's a miracle of Oreo.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and she's like, we hit on my own, happening caused by our, are they hurting each other?

[SPEAKER_01]: That has to hurt.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, what if she just hurt?

[SPEAKER_01]: We just watch them such an empath.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, is anybody seen you?

[SPEAKER_01]: You didn't write a word?

[SPEAKER_01]: I love sports.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, but what are you going to do?

[SPEAKER_04]: No, but what are you going to do?

[SPEAKER_04]: So, matter me, I'm going to the pens game with Chloe on New Year's Day in a sweet.

[SPEAKER_04]: My gosh, the fancy is hot, what the hell is this?

[SPEAKER_04]: And then he loves doing this to me, and I don't want to explain it to you right now.

[SPEAKER_04]: But it's like the first 11.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's the class sometimes.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's always coming from behind.

[SPEAKER_04]: And it's like, oh, God, there's a club behind me.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, sure, anime, man, Mr.

Klaw behind me.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to hear one thing about me liking stranger things.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, he, I mean, he'd have to say it to me too, and he wouldn't dare back talk.

[SPEAKER_02]: We just, anyway, all you guys can say is that when we are watching football, our favorite thing is when [SPEAKER_02]: a player like makes a mistake from bulls doesn't do an interception, whatever, and you see them hit their head.

[SPEAKER_02]: He's literally, and I'm sorry, like, we all be sitting there, and I'll go, I'll start to do it, and then everybody in Unison basically stupid stupid stupid stupid.

[SPEAKER_04]: And the people at the bar like, what the?

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, I think it's still just been sucked because it'd be got to find a new bar to watch games This part is taking over my chicks Nothing, no, you guys got it all wrong.

[SPEAKER_01]: We're okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hi, don't nail polish one of the guys Do a clock shake for the door ain't no class here And I can achieve like what they like it was nice and can I get some freaking wings no napkins [SPEAKER_01]: I'll use my shirt.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like my finger's clean.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god, I like my pants not precious.

[SPEAKER_02]: And do you remember going to choice later?

[SPEAKER_02]: What?

[SPEAKER_02]: And do your media clip that?

[SPEAKER_02]: It's beginning to send this in the family group.

[SPEAKER_02]: My God.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's good.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's good.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's going to say.

[SPEAKER_02]: That girl sounds bad.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's going to say what's funny about that.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's going to say, this is the podcast you're fighting so hard for.

[SPEAKER_04]: Anyway, so Coyeon is our icing by the way, the wrong leg.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's not the same one up there, allegedly.

[SPEAKER_04]: Her, and when Chuck calls her, she's like, scram.

[SPEAKER_04]: And he heard about Phil Hawkey and on my Chuck Gervsah.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is me when I would think sick.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then Mom would be like, I'm going to run to the store.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm going to be like, you're like, OK, guys, what's up?

[SPEAKER_04]: Get on Webkins.

[SPEAKER_04]: Now, I got 15 men.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then I got to fake sick again because I'm not helping clean bring in the groceries mom mom's Mom's a giant eagle and I'm in the basement doing my dance party She goes on she's like Phoebe you're like oh, we just I'm sweating, but I'm just [SPEAKER_04]: You are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you [SPEAKER_04]: play the guitar and dance at the same time.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no, dance, what I'm doing.

[SPEAKER_04]: Fire.

[SPEAKER_04]: No one will believe you.

[SPEAKER_04]: This is Blaren Chucks for Scheme, a historic moment.

[SPEAKER_04]: The historic moment.

[SPEAKER_04]: Blaren's like, I want to fucking know.

[SPEAKER_04]: Why, sorry, not actually came home.

[SPEAKER_04]: I just need to know what actually brought her here.

[SPEAKER_04]: And Chuck goes, well, I can find out.

[SPEAKER_04]: What does he say?

[SPEAKER_04]: He said something and she goes, I can be a bitch when I want to be.

[SPEAKER_02]: I can see, I can see being refined it, I made a graphic with it, I can find it, but I didn't write it down, but that is funny, I hope she did say that, no, he said that, oh, he said that is it, that's it, yeah, yeah, it's here, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, [SPEAKER_04]: She says no one likes to be on the ground floor of a scandal like Chuck Bass, and he says I'm a bitch when I want to be Okay, so Chuck's gonna figure it out.

[SPEAKER_04]: We're back at the Humphrey residence roof was made amazing dinner Apparently and roof is it makes amazing dinner and breakfast and lunch every single day.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think and he's gonna tell us about it every single day [SPEAKER_04]: I'm tired of it.

[SPEAKER_04]: I need him.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm in cooks.

[SPEAKER_04]: They're like, and I love me to walk you through it.

[SPEAKER_04]: And it's like, no thanks.

[SPEAKER_04]: Just put on a table.

[SPEAKER_04]: But dance rooms into his room.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's fucking furious.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's actually having a separate hand drum.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, literally.

[SPEAKER_04]: Anyway, there's one more.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sad, forgets, cabbage, red, straw, and fucking, like, rip his head off, he's screaming into his pillow about knocking at the Dartmouth thing.

[SPEAKER_04]: And he screams, nah, hard, y'all, it's last year I believe he had an original thought.

[SPEAKER_04]: It died of loneliness.

[SPEAKER_04]: his roof is comes in and he's like in the dango's sorry about my melodramatic constraints it's just too much and today I need some alone time which is fine Rufus goes out he's hanging with Jenny and like Jenny I am like kind of shut up because she's like we're home free stop not exactly royalty up town and he goes and are you okay with that and she goes [SPEAKER_04]: I'm using it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm grateful, bitch.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, it starts now.

[SPEAKER_04]: It starts here.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's in this house in this house.

[SPEAKER_02]: They're honest.

[SPEAKER_02]: I guess, but it's like, what do you want to see?

[SPEAKER_02]: They're a first name parents house for sure.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yes.

[SPEAKER_04]: When, what do we have to discuss?

[SPEAKER_04]: They're going to Rosewood for Thanksgiving and they're visiting.

[SPEAKER_04]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_04]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_04]: How many was the Serrino walkro with headphones?

[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, okay, you guys bring those back because I am like, and this is Fine, are you hot back on?

[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, you want cordon headphones.

[SPEAKER_04]: I will actually not even just cordon headphones.

[SPEAKER_02]: I want to I want a yellow yelocal Connor Throw my cellular device in the ocean.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, you and everybody else.

[SPEAKER_02]: I want an iPod call me when you actually do it [SPEAKER_04]: Well, when, when I can't talk about your work and walking, walk with a baby, they sell them at Urban Outfitters now.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's how cool you are.

[SPEAKER_04]: And so much everybody is just like you.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay?

[SPEAKER_04]: Nice driving unit.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay Rachel's gonna buy it in our app now.

[SPEAKER_04]: Fitters, news, flash, it's not unique.

[SPEAKER_04]: Get a broom, get a broom.

[SPEAKER_04]: News, flash.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're not, you're not gonna.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, so good.

[SPEAKER_04]: She's also so Spencer coded.

[SPEAKER_04]: So Chuck's limo is just following Serena around, and they see her, sorry, yeah, following Serena around.

[SPEAKER_04]: She goes into the off-swarf center.

[SPEAKER_04]: What is Serena listening to though?

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, what is in those headphones?

[SPEAKER_04]: Nothing.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_04]: The silence, her own voice.

[SPEAKER_02]: She's like, it's just people don't bother me when I have these in.

[SPEAKER_04]: Exactly, yeah, yeah, that's exactly.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's more for the social aspect.

[SPEAKER_04]: So Nate and Ware hanging out, he's trying to read, doesn't know how.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm like, okay, you're obsessed with Chuck because Chuck's wear and she's mom has Paris Okay, like just say you guys don't have sex.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, say you want to have raw dog sex with Chuck My alter you answering the phone and for never be boyfriend this way [SPEAKER_04]: Hmm, in the sneaky way.

[SPEAKER_04]: I guess that's true.

[SPEAKER_04]: If I'm Nate, I mean, Nate.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I think because it's like, I like, call Blair out.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but I think she's probably like, because it'll come back to Serena and she wants to avoid that subject at all costs in front of Nate, true, true, true, true, true, true, so then somehow she kicks Nate out because both chalk ends up with layers.

[SPEAKER_04]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_04]: Or was she at Nate's.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right, have us at the Waldorf.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, somehow she got an eight out of there so Chuck come over and they're looking at pictures of Serena and like Loki flirting.

[SPEAKER_02]: Wait, I love this.

[SPEAKER_02]: She goes, that place is for the addicted and the disturbed.

[SPEAKER_02]: You must have your own way.

[SPEAKER_02]: You must have your own way.

[SPEAKER_04]: Your own way.

[SPEAKER_02]: You didn't even know what I said it for your wit.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, and I'm like, and thank you for seeing her for who she really is.

[SPEAKER_04]: And you just see Blair like perk opportunities like that.

[SPEAKER_04]: And of course, it's evil, but like [SPEAKER_04]: He sees her.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you know, he just does.

[SPEAKER_04]: Anyway, he does that of course point out her bed and that's when she kicks him up So, but they're ready for total social destruction.

[SPEAKER_04]: And yes, that's me and dad's cover band of the band social distortion and I almost was gonna say total social distortion So, and I would have been like, yeah, I know that band [SPEAKER_04]: But it's currently the eight out of Phoebe's Pickby lore.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Phoebe went to that concert when she was like nine years old and she saw her way down with all the tough guys and dad talked about it for three years straight And I was like, okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god.

[SPEAKER_02]: I will never win something for his barf right there.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh Yeah, he was like it was freaking awesome Boy, it was in like a movie's like let me in there in a three piece to ignore [SPEAKER_00]: He was like, yeah, like it's all.

[SPEAKER_02]: Dad's walking around so he'd be her trick on his phone.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, guys, guys.

[SPEAKER_02]: He said we thought about putting these down and raising a glass.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's something you'll do.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's something you'll do.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's something you'll do.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's something you'll do.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's something you'll do.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's something you'll do.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like I just like it's days.

[SPEAKER_04]: We ate the first thing I did.

[SPEAKER_04]: I was going to be with you through up.

[SPEAKER_04]: Was I your Lily?

[SPEAKER_04]: It was me.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, but I think accidentally took a severe at like a party and I had to and like circumference notes.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no, I was actually going to be arrested.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I can't believe it.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was nerves.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm done.

[SPEAKER_02]: I wish if that's as anything about us.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, they're okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: So we have family therapy at the Ostrov Center, and I just, again, I'm like, can we give Lily Wander was in a freaking break?

[SPEAKER_04]: No, Serena and hey therapist, I want your license to be examined.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hey therapist, side with Lily, Lily is on the right side of her story.

[SPEAKER_04]: Let's be clear.

[SPEAKER_04]: She read a little brat like this is her way of sticking it to Lily, not she's not looking out for Eric the way that she wants you to think she is literally like Lily's like I just don't know Because Cistering is like you're hiding him and Lily goes this isn't called a hiding Cerena this is called recovery which like yeah literally is and the physical error doesn't ready and Cerena's like and you are like [SPEAKER_04]: No, you know what?

[SPEAKER_04]: No, because I'm afraid that I can't fucking keep my get alive if I let him out of here.

[SPEAKER_02]: So renown like it's not and I'm not going to keep him alive and that I can keep you here and he needs the ability in his life.

[SPEAKER_04]: This isn't like one of those mental institutions you see and like.

[SPEAKER_04]: fucking a horror movie like this is an American horse or a silo like you know what I mean This is like the cushy is place you guys Exactly every time stream walks in she's hearing the American horse-dwaying music and like she's like seen like a patient walked on the hall who's in like a three-piece soon.

[SPEAKER_04]: She's jumping she's a very huge Don't come to me on the basement Eric don't come here not just trust me on this [SPEAKER_04]: don't go to basement.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're not.

[SPEAKER_04]: You don't want to go to another.

[SPEAKER_04]: Mattie see worse down there.

[SPEAKER_04]: But of course, I want to get out of here because like, of course, Eric wants to get out of here.

[SPEAKER_04]: But I also think Eric can see reason and he realizes that like, hmm, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: So they don't say not ready for everything.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the like compromises he's going to come out to be Serena's day to the Ivy Party and what I need to say about this is like, [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I mean, Lily's the committee chair, she's the mom of Serena Serena is going to like, is this really the, and, and with all these people who are like probably the very people that made Eric feel like shit every single day, this is the, this is the healthiest environment.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, what about we take them out for a fucking ice cream, you know what I mean, or dinner or like a sleepover at the house or something like that, not let's like have him have this big social outing where I'm going to be like, Eric, where have you been?

[SPEAKER_04]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_04]: And Lily isn't going to be able to be as attentive as she wants to be in Serena, you need to focus on that, like, right?

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: 100%.

[SPEAKER_02]: So that's what's going to happen.

[SPEAKER_02]: We go to the school because Rufus has realized that he's going to try to be data the year and try to get down a slot to do whatever.

[SPEAKER_02]: He comes to the school, talks to someone and it's like, how can I get down to be the [SPEAKER_04]: that's not actually, but you can talk to the committee chairwoman who we know to be Lily and she's lucky for you, she seems to be in a good mood and we get this line that feels like a callback to like every episode will Lily where he says until she sees me.

[SPEAKER_04]: Good minute, Lily.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, crazy.

[SPEAKER_04]: Not for you.

[SPEAKER_02]: Then we go back to the loft and Rufus tells Dan that he got him a slot on the refreshment committee.

[SPEAKER_02]: Dan says there is no refreshment committee.

[SPEAKER_02]: And he says now there is.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then we find out that Rufus is also conveniently.

[SPEAKER_02]: He gets to make this about himself on the entertainment committee.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then we get a classic Taylor moms in line.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like this is little J line delivery when she goes need a roadie.

[SPEAKER_04]: it's so little jay.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's also so rufus.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I happen to fening on my way to being the head of the entertainment committee, rufus unplugged, but I do think it's kind of cute like knowing behind the scenes that Lily allowed for there to be a whole another committee that didn't could be involved in.

[SPEAKER_04]: it is you know like it's like I want to see that conversation I know again it's like okay Lily and Rufus you guys just can't freaking quit each other like you can't quit you yeah I just can't quit you um by the way I know this isn't that but Sally on southern charm quick note dressing up as a woman from holes you look nothing like her [SPEAKER_04]: I did not see that.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you got.

[SPEAKER_04]: Did have you watched last two weeks?

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think so.

[SPEAKER_04]: I was feeling a little bit bored of it.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I was like, I'll stick it out.

[SPEAKER_04]: Thank God.

[SPEAKER_04]: I fucking did because the party where Craig is in the class.

[SPEAKER_04]: You and you got to be there.

[SPEAKER_04]: You will die.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just like so tired of Sally.

[SPEAKER_04]: I am, too.

[SPEAKER_04]: So but yeah, so we're up the event again.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm so not surprised that Lily didn't think that this event was going to be a good idea for Eric And she's like telling like if you get anxious or whatever let me know and so he's like, well shut the fuck up How about then push is Lily out of the way.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's way too much Lily tries to be a good mother.

[SPEAKER_04]: Serena isn't like that Like I just I just can't but I will say the scar from the hair for Serena that was that was such a look I love that look [SPEAKER_02]: And then Serena goes to find the yellow wrap, steals my way from Blair, and then they shot your hair blurs off of it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think I clocked it.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, but I don't think I like, I think all their skin looks so bad in this episode.

[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know, but what I do know is the blurs off its ox.

[SPEAKER_04]: She's wearing like a bright yellow button down, like a navy blazer over it.

[SPEAKER_04]: And her hair is in this place.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: But she's got like long pearls or something.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, her hair's like an update.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, she's got long pearls.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, she has pearls on.

[SPEAKER_02]: But they're not like, they're like long.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, she looks like she's 40.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then like, we need to split the diff between what's her reading and what Blair is wearing.

[SPEAKER_04]: And so I just hate it.

[SPEAKER_04]: I just hate it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Then we find out that Chuck actually invited Dr.

Austroth, crazy as well.

[SPEAKER_04]: Just so insane.

[SPEAKER_04]: But Serena does like before Blair, I know I know it's how's like I'm defending Blair before Blair goes up there.

[SPEAKER_04]: Serena's coming in and trying to sabotage Yale.

[SPEAKER_04]: Right away.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so we're going to go to the rap splares conversation, and she goes, oh, Blair's really more of an indoors girl.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I just feel, and I know you're not a funny Blair, but like, this takes just feel so different.

[SPEAKER_04]: They are.

[SPEAKER_02]: They are.

[SPEAKER_02]: They are.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, even even without the Eric Rinkle of it.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, you're going to, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was there for her dictionary or whatever.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I just think, [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_04]: It it's pretty bad.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, I I 100% agree with you.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm just like serene.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're not an innocent flower.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, not at all, but I think things could have stayed at this level of war.

[SPEAKER_02]: This just feels like and I think it's because Chuck got involved.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know that she wouldn't necessarily done this if Chuck hadn't been encouraging her in something like that.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, it is an insane thing to do.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, it's fully insane.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's well insane.

[SPEAKER_04]: And by the way, you are right.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, Chuckins up swishing switching usher is because he wants to hook up with the Princeton person.

[SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[SPEAKER_04]: He is a signed Yale, but then ends up Princeton and then we get Dr.

Austroff.

[SPEAKER_04]: Nate talking to jail, Holly goes like a book.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's like, oh yeah, what about it?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, what did you think of the ending like?

[SPEAKER_04]: What did you think?

[SPEAKER_04]: And Negos, yeah, I might seem a little too commercial.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, it's different because he says they're changing the ending for the movie.

[SPEAKER_02]: And Nate says, so he's like, what did you think about my ending?

[SPEAKER_02]: And Negos, I mean, I could see how they might not think it was all that commercial.

[SPEAKER_02]: So it's kind of like even a shitty thing to say to him.

[SPEAKER_04]: one of those head scratching lines.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's just to play an example.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then Barbass arrives.

[SPEAKER_04]: Is this a, no, it's not the first thing of them.

[SPEAKER_04]: It says hi to Lily, hi to Eric.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, does he know?

[SPEAKER_04]: Is this go more or less?

[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, no.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think he'd be right there.

[SPEAKER_04]: Eric was in Florida.

[SPEAKER_04]: Jenny arrives in her Blair Waldorf dress, and this is Eric and Jenny is like second meeting officially.

[SPEAKER_04]: The captain comes out, asks him about Miami, and then like, this is gonna spark.

[SPEAKER_04]: Jenny and Eric, chat about it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[SPEAKER_04]: We get Serena and Dan talking, um, there are things like these like, what are you doing?

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, he's being such a jerk.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, yeah, but he makes it so sweet.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's like, well, since you don't have to worry about getting into college, yeah, why not make this entire evening about screwing over Blair?

[SPEAKER_04]: Which by the way, Serena, you fought so hard to get Eric here.

[SPEAKER_04]: Why don't you focus on Eric?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, good point.

[SPEAKER_02]: And Nate is truly gray-rocking Serena.

[SPEAKER_04]: He is acting like Serena's on a human being on earth.

[SPEAKER_04]: The way you walk is the right pastor.

[SPEAKER_04]: She's like, it is actually good line of leverage.

[SPEAKER_04]: Are you actually literally, oh, is that the last episode?

[SPEAKER_02]: No, was this when she says, are you literally not going to really go in your dorm?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's so funny.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then he turns to her and he goes, hi, and then he turns right back around and then then we kind of get like a little bromance of like Dan and Nate and he's like, look, I'm going to go.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's what you're trying to say.

[SPEAKER_00]: What do you want to do?

[SPEAKER_02]: No Loki Dan wishes Oh, I mean A wishes He's like, why don't you bring this punch over to him?

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna go get some fresh air.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, why does this make me like It's okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like I do like me because he and he's also like always a little bit self-aware because he says to Dan like It's like what is your alcohol like and it's like a fucking sucks.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know anything And it's like it will always you know that at least you know that and he's just he's not interested and he knows the Dan is so [SPEAKER_02]: Go over there, and then captain sees the last night.

[SPEAKER_04]: Rage grabs Nate.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's like, pulls him by his ears.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna hang you for the ceiling fan by your toenail.

[SPEAKER_02]: That is your accent tonight.

[SPEAKER_02]: What did you say?

[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry you cut out.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, you didn't say.

[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, shut up.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, I didn't.

[SPEAKER_03]: I just didn't accent that you made it.

[SPEAKER_03]: Should it come in about and then who know a quiet?

[SPEAKER_02]: No, I heard you.

[SPEAKER_02]: I heard you say banana and you buy your toenails.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[SPEAKER_02]: That was the more did you say after that?

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, then you made fun of me.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then I shot.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, but I thought you kept talking.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, you know, you wish you a treasured.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, but you didn't do that.

[SPEAKER_02]: You didn't do that.

[SPEAKER_02]: You didn't fully cut off that you froze.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, can't see anything.

[SPEAKER_04]: So Nate says, I don't want to go to Dartmouth now.

[SPEAKER_04]: Back off.

[SPEAKER_04]: And that's what I'm saying to you right now.

[SPEAKER_02]: Back off.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, Grax.

[SPEAKER_02]: Then we go to Jenny and Eric and he's telling Jenny about what happened and everything.

[SPEAKER_02]: And he's like, so I'm at the off-strawf.

[SPEAKER_02]: Center, and I'm there.

[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, Serena.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, to say, Eric's like, well, you know, it was just me and my mom, I've no tell, and I was so lonely and not why I did it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yikes!

[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry, Serena.

[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe you shouldn't have fucking done what you did in the skip town.

[SPEAKER_02]: And now you're ugly.

[SPEAKER_02]: And you're blaming your poor mom.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like I just fuck you.

[SPEAKER_02]: I feel so badly for Lily.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: So they end up trying to earn her fast friends.

[SPEAKER_02]: And they're in the Eric makes the point of like the offshops center is great.

[SPEAKER_02]: But they're also paid a lot of money to keep their mouth shut.

[SPEAKER_04]: Which also, hey, I'm sorry, Eric, every mental health facility they all have to pay to keep their mouth shut.

[SPEAKER_02]: And also, hey, if they were really paid to keep their mouth shut, guess what?

[SPEAKER_02]: They wouldn't have a massive off-roft center sign outside of their building.

[SPEAKER_02]: So true.

[SPEAKER_02]: So true.

[SPEAKER_02]: So we go back to the party, Blair gets up to announce the charity that she's selected, which is her big privilege of the week.

[SPEAKER_02]: And she says that the charity for this function is the off-roft center.

[SPEAKER_02]: because it's actually quite close to home.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's helped one of our own.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's because of them that one of our students is clean and sober, at least for now.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, and then she welcomes Serrina Van der Wett's anticipation.

[SPEAKER_04]: Everyone's like, whoa, what, in Serrina?

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, I'm going to give it to you.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're a good sister for one day in your life.

[SPEAKER_04]: For this one, for actually, and I'm going to give you the whole day.

[SPEAKER_04]: For this one, three minutes, minute, moment, and life.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I give you three, three, three, three.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're being a good big sister.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not going to get used to it, of course.

[SPEAKER_04]: And as she walks up, Largo's, don't try to deny it, [SPEAKER_04]: And then, you know, it's it is painful to watch, like you, you watch, especially as you know, and you haven't your eye the way they edit it all together.

[SPEAKER_02]: You're like getting the clips of Eric and Lily, and it's just like, it's such a like, that that's another thing that bothers me so much about what player did is that's not just something that affects arena and it affects the whole family.

[SPEAKER_02]: And even without the Eric stuff, again, even if Blair was right, and Serena was there for fiction, it's still like, so you're going to do this right for her mom and it's crazy.

[SPEAKER_04]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's completely crazy.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's so crazy.

[SPEAKER_04]: So Serena basically goes up and she's like, thanks Blair, you know, at the Ostra Center, one of the main things we learned is forgiveness and she, but I'm like, [SPEAKER_04]: And it feels like she's essentially asked Blair for forgiveness and vice versa and Blair and Robster and Kickstarter.

[SPEAKER_04]: She's like, okay, and that's enough to Rina.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's not your all-strawf come on up.

[SPEAKER_02]: Uh-huh.

[SPEAKER_02]: So then we go down, we go into a hallway and Lily is like, why would Blair be doing this?

[SPEAKER_02]: And Serena's like, shut up.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know exactly what Serena said, but we are still a family written down.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, she goes, um, her mom says this has been hard on our family, but we are still a family.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hmm.

[SPEAKER_04]: So then Serena goes and interrupts Blair and it's like, and the y'all represent what the hell was that.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it wears, oh, and then, okay, wait, Lily, I think this is important because it is like, Serena will do the right thing and then throw it in everybody's face because Lily is like, why would you?

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, why is Blair doing this?

[SPEAKER_02]: Why would you do this?

[SPEAKER_02]: Why are you like jeopardizing your future?

[SPEAKER_02]: I think, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: And then do you have a problem with her?

[SPEAKER_04]: Is it how dare you?

[SPEAKER_02]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, why do you think I just did what I did?

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to go in this with Blair.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then she was the party and she says, Blair, are we good now?

[SPEAKER_02]: And Blair says no.

[SPEAKER_02]: No.

[SPEAKER_02]: Because nothing.

[SPEAKER_02]: I never do.

[SPEAKER_02]: Forever be as bad as what you did.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, this was, Blair, this was arguably, way worse.

[SPEAKER_02]: You, hey, Blair, here's an idea of what you could have done.

[SPEAKER_02]: You're so, you're so eager to get your, your bones rocked.

[SPEAKER_02]: What was going on?

[SPEAKER_02]: Why do you go to Brooklyn?

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think she realizes, though, yet, that that would.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, quite frankly, she thinks Eric is straight at this time.

[SPEAKER_02]: Go try to get in his pants or just have sex with Nate and make sure, if Miss Arena has to hear about it every day.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know what?

[SPEAKER_02]: The best revenge is the happy relationship.

[SPEAKER_02]: And you're so great.

[SPEAKER_02]: You're so great.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know, drama.

[SPEAKER_04]: And that's actually so Serena.

[SPEAKER_04]: And Serena's like, I want this to be done, Blair.

[SPEAKER_04]: And Blair goes, you're just saying this because today you lost.

[SPEAKER_04]: And you're going to keep losing.

[SPEAKER_04]: She's like, if you look so bad.

[SPEAKER_02]: for lags, especially if this is the charity that you've chosen, so you do kind of want to give you an air that like Serena actually does have a future that's why we're raising money for this place.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_04]: So Serena storms out.

[SPEAKER_04]: Dan follows her.

[SPEAKER_04]: We sort of get the cyclical moment from their conversation earlier in the episode and now he's like I just want to have care okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: Right, because you didn't really, brother is very cool.

[SPEAKER_02]: When the top end, when Serena was up there, [SPEAKER_02]: Dan was like, holy shit.

[SPEAKER_02]: I just wanted to date with an addict.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's like, he's like, I mean, it's like, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can [SPEAKER_04]: He has her fucking brother.

[SPEAKER_04]: She says it's not the event with everybody who could be here with an ear shot.

[SPEAKER_04]: Rufus is behind her with the mic.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's like, oh shit, is this thing on?

[SPEAKER_04]: So by the roadie how relieved were you that he wasn't saying he was it was it was it was relieved and instrumental evening with group as I'm free thank God I know and I know Lily was specific about that Well and and good for her and we love that discretion So I think I think what you did for your brother is very cool and I'm like not gonna anyone anybody by the way.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's cool.

[SPEAKER_04]: I know [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, he's like no one'll ever know, but I can be here for you to talk or not talk and it's like, okay, whorey.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, eight for it.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then Dan apologizes for what he said about her in her world.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's like, obviously, no nothing about you in your life.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, I thought you were fully on drugs five minutes ago.

[SPEAKER_04]: And she's like, you know what, uh, they all take you up on that, uh, getting together and [SPEAKER_02]: We need to get you on us and I'll win Blake Lively is allowed to be like a public figure who we make fun of again.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, well, I think I think in fact a lot of people would say that this is the best time to do.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, but I mean in a different way when it's not going to be political.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

[SPEAKER_04]: So he's going to call her.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's going to call her.

[SPEAKER_04]: So again, there it is.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, if you're going to be a nasty mean bully, I'm going to put a podcast after all this.

[SPEAKER_02]: I did this well up as a basically on anesthesia and I would have quit.

[SPEAKER_02]: I literally thought you were going to say basically on my own I wasn't So we go back to the party now.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know what you really think of me.

[SPEAKER_02]: I wish that's which hurts [SPEAKER_02]: Derek pulls Blair out and he's like, hey, he Blair, can I fucking talk to you?

[SPEAKER_02]: You wouldn't know I got these scars and this was a little bit much.

[SPEAKER_04]: It is a little bit much and then he pulls on his thing and we're like, holy shit, and Blair is just like, uh-huh, Blair.

[SPEAKER_04]: Blair is visibly shaken up.

[SPEAKER_04]: Eric, sorry, eats and then Chuck comes up and Blair is just frozen.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's like about to go catatonic.

[SPEAKER_04]: Good news for Dan Humphrey.

[SPEAKER_02]: I loved Eric's line because this is such an important and character transformation for Blair over the course of the show is Eric says to her, yeah, this must be a shock for someone who thinks they know everything.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I think that that, like, [SPEAKER_02]: That's that's that's Blair's like defense mechanism is having that like barrier Yeah, like she if she acts like she just like knows and understands everything It's easier for her to knock at her at least pretend that she's not hurt.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, she already has all the information she needs I think the other thing too is like in the same way the house beds are always like families are off limits like I feel like [SPEAKER_04]: that like families are off limits.

[SPEAKER_04]: You don't even with them.

[SPEAKER_04]: And like Blair would never intentionally hurt Eric.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then they're thinking of young Eric and like growing up growing on this past family.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like that's I'm just like Blair would never.

[SPEAKER_04]: even though like what she did if it were just about Serena that would hurt Eric because like he's her brother but like I was like Blair is Blair's immature and Blair is mm-hmm.

[SPEAKER_04]: It has like she's got a lot of growing up to do and I think that's sort of what sometimes endearing about her is like Serena like feels like she grew up really, really fast and [SPEAKER_04]: And then like she acts that way and then she also makes stupid mistakes and it's like what but then like Blair like It's like she's walking around in her mom's heels.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know anything like she's just she's trying so hard to be this person but like She's the one who like hasn't had sex and she's the one who has another.

[SPEAKER_04]: She's like very immature and so I really feel like in her mind and again I know I sounds like I'm just fine this her player, but I'm more like just trying to understand it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's like [SPEAKER_04]: I don't want Blair to be a person who genuinely thinks that what she did tonight was like a cool thing.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I don't think I don't think she feels that way anymore.

[SPEAKER_04]: I feel like for Blair and her mind ruining Serena's future like this.

[SPEAKER_04]: First of all, she probably knew like, [SPEAKER_04]: It's not good room during this future, like they made it very clear tonight.

[SPEAKER_04]: There's really nothing anyone's going to do.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's going to ruin their chance at an Ivy, but at the same time, like in Blair's mind, Serena ruined her future.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, you had sex with Nate, Nate's my whole future.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, this is our futures are mapped out for us.

[SPEAKER_04]: And so it's in the same thing.

[SPEAKER_04]: And like, it's obviously not.

[SPEAKER_04]: And if Blair were more mature, she would realize that.

[SPEAKER_04]: But like, I wonder if from Blair's mind, like she genuinely thought about it that way.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, you are falling asleep and we're almost done so just no, I'm not pulling asleep.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, when your horse on all and you're like, yeah, I'm sitting up.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: I am back against my bed frame.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, okay, okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: Anyway, Dan has got a note from jailhousing hope to see him in two years, which is freaking epic.

[SPEAKER_02]: like what also roof is that's so not roof is either anyway roof is like definition of like who says the man can't we got a chucks sweet in eight weeks up again I think Nate is falling asleep and waking up realizing truck was in the room like truck came into the room while they was asleep and decided to have sex and without closing the doors.

[SPEAKER_04]: at this point, Nate though, like, you should know this happens every night.

[SPEAKER_04]: So like, you got you here.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you have a house.

[SPEAKER_04]: Why do you love it?

[SPEAKER_04]: Nate is sure that's a lot of work.

[SPEAKER_04]: Nate's phone is going insane.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's laborer with his dad and he's like getting up and he sees that.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, no, Chuck didn't have sex last night.

[SPEAKER_04]: There's no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no [SPEAKER_04]: maybe he did, but it doesn't look like it happened in this place.

[SPEAKER_04]: There's no going to have with them.

[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry.

[SPEAKER_04]: But Nick goes to meet us after the run and fucking jail halls there.

[SPEAKER_04]: I won.

[SPEAKER_04]: All right, be so pissed.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, so for a run for a run and I'm late for it and you didn't you didn't just announce that me up for success here.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, terrible.

[SPEAKER_04]: Which is a part of my captain that you're getting so mad at him for these things, but also then you're not studying them up for success It's like cuz he's so desperate and like we don't know the half of it yet, but he's so desperate and so it's just like yeah Everything is like a scramble.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know, yeah, it's a way to put it up [SPEAKER_02]: We go to the off-swarf center and Jenny has come to visit and she walks in her mouth tight.

[SPEAKER_02]: So it's two color types words.

[SPEAKER_02]: The color types feel very gossip girl.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then we see the third flowers there and she's like, oh, who brought you flowers?

[SPEAKER_02]: And he goes, um, they're they're for my sister.

[SPEAKER_02]: And she's like, what did you play?

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to check stuff.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to check stuff for me.

[SPEAKER_02]: And um, they're from the brown rap.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because apparently he had a brother or something that was at the Austria center, so it's for their first arena and they're just like hanging out, but it's so cute to see how excited Eric got.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I know it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I know it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Because it's like, this is exactly what Eric needs.

[SPEAKER_04]: I know.

[SPEAKER_04]: I know.

[SPEAKER_04]: And you know what?

[SPEAKER_04]: Then I guess it was worth it for him going out last night because he got to have him with Jenny.

[SPEAKER_04]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_04]: And like, there are my friends forever.

[SPEAKER_04]: All of fame and Serena is so deep in her Aria bag, it's actually crazy, they're a Bethesda Fountain, Central Park, I don't know if I said it right, which is also, by the way, a very important spot way later on in the show, but it's raining, Serena has a massive floppy hat on, she's curled up on a bench, feet up on the bench, reading a book, [SPEAKER_04]: with headphones, I think, brought like the whole thing to them, and this is, with us, it's, uh, Blair comes up and she's a letter and a purse, and she wrote it to Serena, but she never sent it and it says, and I'm sorry, late and me, sir, Emmy.

[SPEAKER_04]: She, her, I don't know my list.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know my list.

[SPEAKER_04]: She does tear Serena.

[SPEAKER_04]: My world is falling apart and you're the only one who would understand.

[SPEAKER_04]: My father left my mother for a 31 year old model.

[SPEAKER_04]: A male model.

[SPEAKER_04]: I feel like screaming because I don't have anyone to talk to.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're gone, my dad's gone, Nate's acting weird.

[SPEAKER_04]: Where are you?

[SPEAKER_04]: Why don't you call?

[SPEAKER_04]: Why did you leave without saying goodbye?

[SPEAKER_04]: It's supposed to be my best friend.

[SPEAKER_04]: I miss you so much.

[SPEAKER_04]: Love Blair.

[SPEAKER_04]: the line where why don't the why don't you call line gets me every time where are you why don't you call why did you leave without saying goodbye that Nate's acting weird like i feel like sc- oh it's just like oh it's so sad to think about yeah and it's like we need this moment for Blair for the non- Blair in those like you don't have a statement you want to stop watching the show and serena goes why didn't you send it [SPEAKER_02]: Hey sir, at that, when you're pushing straight in on the steps, what do you mean, you know, excuse me?

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god, yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Flier goes, all three is like, well, if you're going to ask me all of those questions, I'm going to ask you that question.

[SPEAKER_04]: She's in can I at least have can I have one?

[SPEAKER_04]: Are there enough questions left for the rest of us?

[SPEAKER_04]: Come on.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know, you used up all the questions on Earth today.

[SPEAKER_04]: Um, Blair's like, why would I fucking send it?

[SPEAKER_04]: You knew.

[SPEAKER_04]: And you didn't even call me.

[SPEAKER_04]: You knew my dad left my mom.

[SPEAKER_04]: You knew what you fucking did.

[SPEAKER_04]: You knew why Nate was acting weird.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, exactly.

[SPEAKER_04]: You knew.

[SPEAKER_04]: And you didn't fucking call like, oh, never forgive Serena.

[SPEAKER_04]: Let's meet Caroline talking.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know, never forgive her.

[SPEAKER_02]: And so Serena says, like, I didn't know how to be your friend, right?

[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't even say after what I did, like I'm so sorry.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then Blair is like, well, Eric, tell me what happened.

[SPEAKER_04]: I guess your family has been going through a hard time too.

[SPEAKER_04]: And we get this zoom out of them.

[SPEAKER_04]: And it's this awesome beautiful scene where it's raining, and the two of them are standing, and it's this truce, and our gossip girl voiceover is spotted in Central Park, two white flags waving, [SPEAKER_04]: So what will it be?

[SPEAKER_04]: Truce or consequences?

[SPEAKER_04]: We all know one nation can't have two queens.

[SPEAKER_04]: What happens next?

[SPEAKER_04]: Only time will tell.

[SPEAKER_04]: XO, XO, XO.

[SPEAKER_04]: God's of girl.

[SPEAKER_04]: P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p- [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't get one for the next episode either.

[SPEAKER_04]: I haven't watched the next one yet, but what are you watching it on Netflix?

[SPEAKER_02]: Me too.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, I truly, I, because I thought about it, but I didn't, I truly didn't go on.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, you can rate this inopsis for next week.

[SPEAKER_04]: And if we have one next week, I will do it.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then I'm going to call TV on her blog because we're going to be IRL for the next few episodes.

[SPEAKER_04]: And yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Bad news Blair.

[SPEAKER_02]: Bad episode for Serena.

[SPEAKER_02]: Blair's mother chooses her to be the face of her new clothing line.

[SPEAKER_02]: Serena and Dan remember that they come from very different worlds.

[SPEAKER_02]: Back to the different worlds shit.

[SPEAKER_02]: Nate and Chuck indulge in a boys weekend of low off steam after Ivy week isn't that every weekend boys.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, pretty much yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's every day after school going off stage.

[SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, yeah, is that it?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, now I am laying horizontal.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we can all hear it and someone's going to comment, Phoebe, why are you talking to here in a library?

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not though, I am talking to full volume.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, anyway, you guys, thank you so much for listening.

[SPEAKER_04]: Apologies for last week.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's been a trying time.

[SPEAKER_02]: Just like you guys, you guys were lucky you're getting an episode this week.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'll just be honest.

[SPEAKER_04]: You were very lucky.

[SPEAKER_04]: And this is Phoebe's birthday episode.

[SPEAKER_04]: So if you're listening on Thursday, December 18th, then you need to go send Phoebe a birthday wish because it's a birthday.

[SPEAKER_04]: And just remember, I already gave you your birthday gift and it was.

[SPEAKER_04]: It came me over from Pat Regan.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, which mom couldn't believe she was, I cannot believe people get paid to do that and be unprepared as much as she said about Patria.

[SPEAKER_04]: And she goes, but full will love it.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I was like, well, I hope so.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's looking at the last minute.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'll tell you that.

[SPEAKER_04]: All this trucker like, I mean, I already bought it.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I wait so long to get it.

[SPEAKER_04]: I will just say, yeah, in terms of cameo experience, Andrea from Summer House, best one blew it out of the water compared to Paris.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, I thought it was better than coral.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, good.

[SPEAKER_04]: He was funny.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like I was cracking up about it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, but also you only get like this much to write in the box.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's crazy.

[SPEAKER_04]: You can pay $17 for like $200 extra character.

[SPEAKER_04]: So it's just like not enough to whatever.

[SPEAKER_04]: And like a gave him your Instagram is kind of hoping he would just like go there and like maybe like find out something about you, but he didn't so.

[SPEAKER_04]: Um, but that's fine.

[SPEAKER_04]: Did you like it?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_04]: Did you love your way of feeling sad?

[SPEAKER_04]: Uh-huh.

[SPEAKER_04]: I was honestly like thank God he pronounced her name right.

[SPEAKER_04]: Because that was my primary biggest fear.

[SPEAKER_04]: I would say.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he is smart.

[SPEAKER_02]: Make it in the back of.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you need a show.

[SPEAKER_04]: Um, anyway, I'm glad you like that.

[SPEAKER_04]: But Phoebe's birthday is on the 18th.

[SPEAKER_04]: She's turning.

[SPEAKER_04]: What?

[SPEAKER_04]: What?

[SPEAKER_04]: What?

[SPEAKER_04]: 20.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh 25.

[SPEAKER_04]: Strangely five.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's called a quarter life crisis.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's called a quarter life crisis.

[SPEAKER_04]: And like, it just happens to her because we don't know my 25th year was COVID.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I got don't, don't will that end doing this.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm just saying not, I'm just saying it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Chill, I'm just saying it.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's what happened.

[SPEAKER_04]: Infanted chill, I invented chill.

[SPEAKER_02]: I can't do it right now.

[SPEAKER_02]: Don't bring it up.

[SPEAKER_02]: Don't bring it up, Caroline.

[SPEAKER_02]: Don't bring up our conversation tomorrow here.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, you know, I have time for the podcast to be over.

[SPEAKER_02]: Why?

[SPEAKER_02]: Because I saw some of you piss her off.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, you keep doing it.

[SPEAKER_04]: And you do it every time you talk.

[SPEAKER_04]: So I mean, it's like, it's like, where's the news?

[SPEAKER_04]: All right, guys, thank you so much for listening.

[SPEAKER_04]: I hope you're enjoying your one and only source.

[SPEAKER_04]: I hope you're enjoying the gossip girl up.

[SPEAKER_04]: This felt like an old school episode.

[SPEAKER_04]: You've been here from the beginning.

[SPEAKER_04]: You probably loved it.

[SPEAKER_04]: And if you're new to the gossip girl world with us, you might have been like, what?

[SPEAKER_04]: It's going on.

[SPEAKER_04]: And that's, I just want you to know it's not my problem, just to go around, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we're getting out of here.

[SPEAKER_02]: No.

[SPEAKER_02]: I just mean if you don't like it, don't leave fake comments.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I'd rather you're giving me fake comments.

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[SPEAKER_04]: and our whole newest thatic in my opinion is eating.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think people feel the same way.

[SPEAKER_04]: I agree.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Good morning.

[SPEAKER_04]: That means sisters.

[SPEAKER_04]: What do you do when I do?