[SPEAKER_00]: L-O-S-S-T-A-B-O-B-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O [SPEAKER_01]: My name is Phoebe and my name is Caroline and today we're going to be doing part one of the pretty little liars finale season's oven episode 20 Toadath to us part toadath to us part with the capital a and death of course and a I think in part I think they both have the capital a I feel like maybe it's a little much I thought it was a little much too in there on Hulu it is both them because right now [SPEAKER_01]: Haven't you been watching?

[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, who?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I have.

[SPEAKER_02]: Because listen, Dad is not happy.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh.

[SPEAKER_02]: Dad is not happy about the HBO Max situation.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, God.

[SPEAKER_01]: What's going on?

[SPEAKER_02]: And you're in trouble because your name's on the email.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know.

[SPEAKER_01]: Why am I in trouble?

[SPEAKER_01]: And do anything.

[SPEAKER_02]: But how did this happen?

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, what happened?

[SPEAKER_02]: What does he mad about?

[SPEAKER_02]: It goes to your phone to verify.

[SPEAKER_02]: And every time he goes on, Mom and Dad are watching a show on HBO Max that they are obsessed with.

[SPEAKER_02]: Mom is like, TV get out of here because you're going to watch the show.

[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe you cannot look at the screen.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's called task, okay, but they're watching that and every time they go to log on to HBO Max It says are you sure this is your account?

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.

[SPEAKER_01]: I have no idea why it's my name I haven't do I pay for it?

[SPEAKER_01]: No, they pay for it [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, bug just flew my face.

[SPEAKER_01]: Not that I have bugs in my house, but a bug just might go out and it's the here's the reveal.

[SPEAKER_01]: Um, uh, here's the reveal.

[SPEAKER_01]: I live in a bug house.

[SPEAKER_01]: She was in squalor.

[SPEAKER_01]: I live in squalor, I live in a house that just has a bunch of bugs around and that's just that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, um, I don't know why the HBO account is in my name, but I also try to be helpful.

[SPEAKER_01]: Let's just let's just be clear.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: It gives the other night.

[SPEAKER_01]: I got an email.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was in my own respective home and I get an email saying here's your code for HBO and instead of ignoring that I went in the family group try I said if someone's trying to log into HBO Here's the code five minutes later.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm texting me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Have you gotten a code from HBO?

[SPEAKER_01]: I was like so and guess what?

[SPEAKER_01]: I still didn't say yeah go look in the family group chat I already sent it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I Went to make email.

[SPEAKER_01]: I got another code sent it to mom and I didn't even make any bones about it I mean no bones about it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, they were making bones about it in the den [SPEAKER_02]: Are you serious about me?

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, they, in their, you have to understand and they're brain, it's like, it's your email.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's, it's my fault.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because it's your email.

[SPEAKER_02]: So they were mad at me and I wasn't even there.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I'm mad at you.

[SPEAKER_02]: There's mad at the situation, but they are like, what kind of shit were they talking?

[SPEAKER_02]: What did Caroline do to the HBO match?

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, and that's how, you know, what that makes so much sense.

[SPEAKER_01]: That actually sounds exactly like everything sounds kind of to me.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's how everything comes to me is what did Caroline do to make Caroline it is your email But I don't remember signing up for that.

[SPEAKER_01]: I would never believe me.

[SPEAKER_02]: I would never have signed up for an HBO account for the whole family I think you me we used to have issues with the logging in because you had to go through Verizon and mom that tired of us It was a whole regular roll, but I didn't change it [SPEAKER_01]: I hate to say it like, you must have.

[SPEAKER_01]: Phoebe, mom made me that email address.

[SPEAKER_01]: How do you know it's not her?

[SPEAKER_01]: How do you know she didn't do it years ago when I went to college?

[SPEAKER_02]: Because why, well, I don't think me even how did she feel max when you were in college and all fans.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I wasn't in college in the pre-historic experience.

[SPEAKER_02]: HB, it's relatively new.

[SPEAKER_02]: It just might have been called HBO.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but that was attached to their cable.

[SPEAKER_01]: First of all, we're actually offending me and annoying me at this.

[SPEAKER_01]: All I'm saying is that I'm being old ugly.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's probably being old ugly.

[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, you're calling me like a Struggling Nona type.

[SPEAKER_01]: You just said, if I were on a, you just found a casting call mine.

[SPEAKER_01]: First show, that's seeking a Struggling Nona type, and you said you're perfect for this.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god all because the HBO all I'm saying is that's why I had to watch this on Hulu and not HBO with ads because what I would have just sent you the code I Know but it was the kind of but I guess you were awake [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm I'm I'm perpetually I went to bed and currently I'm was still sending me like ideas and Vermonations and just you guys know I would have no idea if he was awake because you think she responded to a single No, of course, I went to bed after you sent me the text of where we were going to stop because then I was like okay now I know we're just off and then I went to bed and then you [SPEAKER_02]: My phone goes on due not to stir, but a certain hour automatically, guys.

[SPEAKER_02]: So if I, if you're, and this is to anybody in my life, if you're obviously she's been called out.

[SPEAKER_02]: If you're ever texting me and like you're actively texting me and it's like a love, it turns to 11 p.m.

[SPEAKER_02]: And my phone goes in due to not to stir, but it's not because I saw your text and turn my phone on.

[SPEAKER_01]: What about when it's like nine, 13 p.m.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm in the middle of texting you by then your phone goes on due not to stir.

[SPEAKER_01]: What does that mean?

[SPEAKER_01]: Have I done that?

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, every time I feel like a text to you.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'll send you one text, suddenly your phone's on to you not disturb.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, okay, and now I have to go burn her to the ground.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, sometimes this is when I also guys, and I don't know if you know you can do this, but like if you, you can start with people.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, that's not what I was gonna say.

[SPEAKER_02]: You can't do that, but if you, like I have a very specific do you not disturb set for when I go to the movies, and it turns on when I enter the parking lot of my movie theater and it turns off when I leave.

[SPEAKER_02]: God, I love Big Brother.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if I shouldn't show.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right, of course.

[SPEAKER_01]: So guys, today we're getting into the finale episode of Phoebe and I watched it together last week, but we were like [SPEAKER_01]: dozen.

[SPEAKER_01]: We were dozing.

[SPEAKER_01]: We were nodding off.

[SPEAKER_01]: It was late.

[SPEAKER_01]: So I don't even really remember exactly how it ended, which is good.

[SPEAKER_01]: Because I don't either, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: I remember how it ends, but I was like, I don't remember our shared reaction to how it ended.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't either.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think we're like, okay, wow, because we ever both asleep when we didn't want to admit that we were both asleep.

[SPEAKER_01]: So anyway, we are going to break it into two because y'all this episode [SPEAKER_01]: We want to get a marriage with that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and we want to dive in, and we don't want to, I mean, no stuff from her.

[SPEAKER_01]: There were so many callbacks to season one to the first episode to earlier moments.

[SPEAKER_01]: There were so many sex scene montages.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, thank God, Skipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskipskips [SPEAKER_01]: What is that song that plays in the first one that was a song?

[SPEAKER_01]: I thought you were just having kind of an episode.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, so I want to love you help.

[SPEAKER_02]: This Lee I want to love you so officially Okay, that's it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well [SPEAKER_02]: You guys know it, and I'll never let you go.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, he's still going.

[SPEAKER_01]: Guys, that was not me though, it's me.

[SPEAKER_01]: And normally when there's singing on pot, I think you guys do what's me and I just need you to know, that was Phoebe.

[SPEAKER_02]: Now, you just insulted yourself with them thinking that that's a little bit pitchy.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it wasn't me.

[SPEAKER_01]: It wasn't me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so Phoebe, you're on the recap.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and when I was doing it, I was like, is this the last recap ever, but are you gonna do one next week?

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, I was wondering.

[SPEAKER_01]: Because there won't be one for me to watch.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's true.

[SPEAKER_01]: I could go off the cuff.

[SPEAKER_01]: Guys let me know.

[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, but they might love that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Do you love an off the cuff recap for me?

[SPEAKER_01]: They're gonna say yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: They might be like, we're going to be like, I'm just getting to the track.

[SPEAKER_02]: We're actually kind of like ready for you guys to come in to part two.

[SPEAKER_01]: Really, you're doing two weeks of this, just getting to part two.

[SPEAKER_02]: We're ready for it to be over.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, so yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Here's my recap.

[SPEAKER_02]: Do you guys remember Addison that little bitch with Blue Eyeliner?

[SPEAKER_02]: How can we do that?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Emily like created beef with Oki.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like obviously Addison's a menace, but like I was a little bit like Emily She's bad.

[SPEAKER_02]: We can we can back off.

[SPEAKER_02]: She's back.

[SPEAKER_02]: Also as Ria is engaged.

[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, love is married.

[SPEAKER_02]: Emison's expecting and also they're dating in that order Exactly, and Hannah said about time and that's how we knew Hannah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Hannah definitely was like [SPEAKER_02]: ones.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then I'm like, I'll call it and they would like get drunk together just the two of them.

[SPEAKER_01]: And it was like, can we be like Emily?

[SPEAKER_01]: Can I ask you something?

[SPEAKER_02]: No, not even not.

[SPEAKER_02]: Not even about having the crush on Emily, but she would be like, um, I never wanted to say anything about Ali.

[SPEAKER_01]: But I don't know, I think there could be something to do with it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, why do I think Hannah's like, I never wanted to say anything about Ally because I knew how you thought about her, but you can do so much better than me.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's so mean.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what I mean either or.

[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, very good one.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then, okay, so Mary Drake is gifting the loss woods resort to Spencer and Ally, and she also confesses [SPEAKER_02]: She gives a false confession to Lieutenant butterscotch who's not in this episode.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's in Sam's, sorry, what do you mean you couldn't book her for the finale?

[SPEAKER_01]: We couldn't, we didn't even get to say a bye.

[SPEAKER_01]: We didn't even get the click-lack of her fuck me heels, which is like a crime.

[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_01]: So therefore we need Lieutenant butterscotch to investigate.

[SPEAKER_02]: So confesses the killing archer, which obviously she didn't do when she saves the girls.

[SPEAKER_02]: Mona confesses to killing Charlotte, but this is when she's in like her.

[SPEAKER_02]: Her loser monos state like in her brain.

[SPEAKER_02]: She's reverted back to who she was Way before because C.C.

[SPEAKER_02]: was like I always knew you were a fucking loser and But I was like I love it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Me too.

[SPEAKER_02]: Those are C.C's last words I always knew you were fucking loser and they're never gonna like you.

[SPEAKER_01]: They're never gonna like you never gonna fit in [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and Anna, as was like, okay, let's fucking bring her in and Anna's like, no, really this and the game's over wouldn't want to confess is a leaves town and [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, a beat's feet.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, out of there.

[SPEAKER_01]: Guys, we open and rose with Times Square.

[SPEAKER_01]: Where it really all began.

[SPEAKER_01]: In front of the Apple Rose girl.

[SPEAKER_01]: In front of the Apple Rose girl.

[SPEAKER_01]: And suddenly it has a very distinct echo.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I was wondering if this was potentially called like a foreshadowing moment to like the very end of the episode.

[SPEAKER_01]: And they're packing in.

[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, this opening scene actually is such a fever dream, which like it literally is, but it's crazy.

[SPEAKER_01]: So our first line in this episode is, I saw Bridget, oh my God.

[SPEAKER_01]: I saw Bridget, we went Reeve Goche the other night.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's like a tongue quiz for I'm gonna teach my kids.

[SPEAKER_01]: I saw Bridget, we went Reeve Goche last night.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, say three times fast as hard.

[SPEAKER_01]: Let's go one, two, three.

[SPEAKER_01]: I saw Bridget, we went Reeve Goche last night.

[SPEAKER_01]: I saw Bridget, we went Reeve Goche last night.

[SPEAKER_01]: I saw Bridget, we went Reeve Goche last night.

[SPEAKER_01]: I hear me not that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but everybody while it's won't be.

[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't know how fast we were doing.

[SPEAKER_01]: Did you guys try with me?

[SPEAKER_01]: So when I get it going at the time, do I have to say it's like a train going off the tracks?

[SPEAKER_01]: I'll go fast, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast until I can't go faster.

[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so what she drinking out of her purse was the response.

[SPEAKER_01]: And so it's like some legacies, some things never die.

[SPEAKER_02]: And also, and this kind of warms my heart that when we find out what this is that we're watching.

[SPEAKER_02]: because Hannah's like, she was drinking out of her Mona Vanderwall and Spencer's like, I hear they're going for $1,000 and Hannah says, I always knew she'd make it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know, Hannah, just, there's only like one moment in this episode, or I feel like it doesn't feel like Hannah to me, where she has like a flawed, flawed moment, which we'll get to.

[SPEAKER_01]: I wonder if we're thinking of the same thing.

[SPEAKER_01]: But it is the only one.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think we've like ever seen as the only bad moment.

[SPEAKER_01]: We must have the right must be to you know the same thing Okay, so anyway, then as a girls are all talking Lucas shows up in a white tuxedo top hat cane and he's top dancing And the girls are gonna have us love this is completely normal.

[SPEAKER_01]: They say hey, Lucas, what?

[SPEAKER_01]: this was as had me going crazy then they're like oh my god it is so fucking hot and here like holy shit it's so hot I wish I had like an ice pack I could put in my underwear like and then they start talking about that and shame it's true I feel like shame it's was like all right last fucking episode like I'm just I'm just reading my lines because um already is like no they make like panty liners and Emily goes I'm looking that up [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, you know this whole the the whole exchange it's like they just need to fill time or something I don't know maybe Chuck hey you didn't need to you did this is an hour and a long as episode So then as they continue to talk Blind Jenna trots by on a white horse and like a ringmaster outfit and everyone completely ignores her [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I guess, you know, it's kind of funny.

[SPEAKER_01]: Is there like even in this scenario?

[SPEAKER_01]: We're still going to hear the click.

[SPEAKER_01]: I've been a marshal, but it's not going to be a walk.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's going to be a walk.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's going to be a walk.

[SPEAKER_01]: Swapping of a horse.

[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_01]: Clopping.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then they start talking about, oh, because, okay, Emily says, I'm going to look up those panning liners and Spencer says, you remember when we used to look up like murder weapons?

[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, he used to be literally like investigators.

[SPEAKER_01]: He used to be crazy on the one.

[SPEAKER_01]: He used to be like fugitives.

[SPEAKER_01]: He used to be villains.

[SPEAKER_01]: He used to be heroes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Heroes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, exactly.

[SPEAKER_01]: He used to be slutty.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Spencer's like why are we not slutty anymore?

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not slutty anymore, you guys.

[SPEAKER_01]: And Lisa, if I'm a mother, I mean, other than mother, my mom's aren't slutty, if I'm a slutty, I'm just like, I guess you wouldn't know about that, but mom's aren't slutty.

[SPEAKER_01]: But they're all talking about how boring life is now.

[SPEAKER_01]: And like Ali is like a somebody asked me the other day.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, what did she say?

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, what would you, what's it like to be living in a normal life?

[SPEAKER_01]: And I've never been so offended.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, girl, you, you've never been more offended number one, but also like, if you think that's an offensive thing to say, let's take a look through Lexicon of Ali Dealer and Disappointment, you know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, a whole bunch of it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, um, or is like I can't believe you never find out and they're like, why do we miss a so much Yeah, and Spencer says and I answer I was thinking that this was going to be similar to the moment when they all say goodbye before college When she says they go really profound thing and then they're like who said that and she says when either poo That's not what happens here now She says without fear there could be no courage and Hannah's like who said that and she says Christopher Paulini [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, she does.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, but then it starts snowing even though it's apparently so hot.

[SPEAKER_01]: They need ice panty liners.

[SPEAKER_01]: So we're like, okay, what's going on here?

[SPEAKER_01]: If Lucas in the white suit and Jenna on the horse and tip us off, there's something going on here because I was snows snowing.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's not absolutely snowing and Emily's off freaking out about Christmas.

[SPEAKER_01]: So that's all.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then we kind of pan out and we realize, oh, we're in a snow [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, we're in a snow glove and where is a snow glove?

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it's in Moana Vanderbilt's well-beroom.

[SPEAKER_01]: And Moana is like imagining this all.

[SPEAKER_01]: And the snow glove, which also is, yeah, Steven is saying like sweet that she even in Moana, just like knows Hannah's heart.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's like Hannah's gonna have me back even in those situation.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's not real, blah, blah.

[SPEAKER_02]: The door opens.

[SPEAKER_02]: Mona drops this no lobe the shadows everywhere.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just also like I'm sorry, but somebody who's in well, but he isn't allowed to have snowglow.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, for like this exact reason.

[SPEAKER_02]: Glass that accessible to you?

[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, it's actually Mona Van der Waal, you've got a history.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, your file is thick.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it's A that walks in and she's like, I can't believe it's you.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I am still like who was it because...

It doesn't make any sense with the...

Because then later on, Mona's like, when do I get to know?

[SPEAKER_02]: Who you are?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, then I was like, I almost wish we had like then zoomed out and this is like another dream that somebody else had known a thing because I was just was like number one again She's not having us know go and number two Let's just say Let's just say Alex Drake walks in, okay She thinks she thinks her answer of course, but then yeah, then and she has this mile interfaces that I am a little bit like [SPEAKER_01]: Remember, when Mona initially offered Spencer a spot on the team and like kind of that feeling of oh my gosh, like I knew you were kidding or doing those, but then it's like we're just as I never would have guessed it was you and it's like okay, and then she says, are you here to kill me and like are you really thinking Spencer showing up here to kill you.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm just interested in, and I'm just not remembering.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't believe you like come back to this and get an answer.

[SPEAKER_02]: And we do have like the silicone mask so it could be anything.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's a really good point, because it also kind of feels like a man the way that they're like standing, but I know that that can't be true.

[SPEAKER_01]: So anyway, all right, we get our theme song.

[SPEAKER_01]: Everyone does this on this one, very sweet.

[SPEAKER_01]: And we start with Arya and Azra.

[SPEAKER_01]: And maybe like walking somewhere in Europe.

[SPEAKER_02]: It says, it says, one year later.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I'm like, what?

[SPEAKER_02]: Why what?

[SPEAKER_02]: Wasn't this all one year like, I'm confused.

[SPEAKER_02]: When was that Mona thing?

[SPEAKER_02]: No, exactly.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like it doesn't, I don't care if this is one year later from that.

[SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't matter to me.

[SPEAKER_01]: I wonder if that was like Mona in the height of her psychosis before she was like going to be let out.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, maybe it would have been there like that was a year ago.

[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe that's like how much you'll fall.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think almost right after.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's been long enough for Ali to get bangs.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's been long enough for Ali to get bangs.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's been long enough for Ali to get bangs.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's been long enough for Ali to get bangs.

[SPEAKER_01]: The worst thing for there to be multiple children existing in this universe for Halo to be on the rocks and enough time for Ezreal to still lobby married.

[SPEAKER_01]: So they're walking around.

[SPEAKER_01]: It looks like they're in Europe.

[SPEAKER_01]: She appears to only be wearing underwear, but she is wearing a romper.

[SPEAKER_01]: But it's like, it's like, criminally short, sorry.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm even saying that on the Thursday, so that's how you know it short.

[SPEAKER_01]: And they're talking about everything's great because their book might become a movie, they're finally about to get married, like things are great.

[SPEAKER_01]: And this, okay, I want to be said.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, this is such a bad episode for Ezra.

[SPEAKER_01]: And it sucks that it's the finale because isn't this swear, you're supposed to like really sell me on it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Isn't this where I'm supposed to like leave with a good feeling about Ezra?

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't.

[SPEAKER_01]: He puts his foot in his mouth over and over and over again.

[SPEAKER_01]: He has like a zillion bad moments, a zillion revealing moments, which we're going to get into one of them is here, where Ari is like, oh my god, like stopping so sappy because I'm going to ugly cry on the day of our wedding and I'm not going to be able to get through our vows.

[SPEAKER_01]: He looks at her and says, you are an ugly cryer, try pure insanity, what?

[SPEAKER_02]: I think that they really wanted to make it clear that they were making a nod to like loose your hair was crying for you.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, for sure.

[SPEAKER_01]: Who's crying faces more iconic Lucie Hale and that one scene where mine's out or Phoebe or Kim Kardashian?

[SPEAKER_01]: Um, it's me.

[SPEAKER_02]: Kim's is like famously, you know, like really, yeah, but it's not that I feel like it's just that of her crying.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like that, but like the thing about Sorry, not to me, my kind of from the bachelor Florence Pue and Lucie Hale.

[SPEAKER_02]: You get the little frown.

[SPEAKER_02]: I get it.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's like muscles.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god, okay, so now she's bragging about working out.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, I just mean like it's like that's naturally how our muscles go Yeah, right that was that one really intent they naturally frown literally well Which doesn't happen for everybody should work on that because as you actually know it takes a lot more muscles to frown I know, but I don't cry that much.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, right.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you called me the other day big dears That was that that was like once once in a blue moon, right?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, freaking right [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, I get those calls like twice.

[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, I hang on Phoebe's calling me.

[SPEAKER_01]: I have to take this as well.

[SPEAKER_02]: Ezra says this is the start of the best we've ever because I think about to become a movie and you're about to become my wife.

[SPEAKER_02]: Which in that order.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: And so anyway, Ari said that.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's what happened.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I know, but I just, I, that line made me laugh like that's the order that he says it in.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: And this next time makes me laugh because it's also, again, confirming that like, he fucking hates Arya, just kidding.

[SPEAKER_01]: But Zee's like, she says, oh my god, like, that's so mean, why did you say that and starts walking away?

[SPEAKER_01]: He doesn't take it back.

[SPEAKER_01]: He goes, I have, but I love your ugly crying face.

[SPEAKER_01]: It makes you unique.

[SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, that is nuts.

[SPEAKER_01]: What makes me unique?

[SPEAKER_01]: There are like a million things that make me unique.

[SPEAKER_00]: And that's the show.

[SPEAKER_00]: And you should know that by now.

[SPEAKER_01]: Can you name five?

[SPEAKER_01]: Zee, if you were to marry me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Name five things that make me unique.

[SPEAKER_01]: I just said, when I said, you're an ugly cryer.

[SPEAKER_01]: And that's a deep gut, a deep gut, a normal warm moment if you got it, you got it.

[SPEAKER_01]: If you didn't, sorry.

[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, site.

[SPEAKER_01]: You're not in Europe.

[SPEAKER_01]: There are movies that they make out of words.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm also like, okay, now we're a little bit too old to be making on everywhere like this.

[SPEAKER_01]: You're in, you really got work.

[SPEAKER_01]: You're not in the streets of Europe, and you're in the streets of Europe.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'd be like, okay, carefree, fancy free.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you're on your artwork guys.

[SPEAKER_02]: You're clocked in.

[SPEAKER_02]: We're here.

[SPEAKER_02]: We're at this romantic rendezvous and then we're in domestic life because we are at the deal of interest dungeon and it's no longer a dungeon.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's a big air.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you think.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you think.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you don't just stay here.

[SPEAKER_01]: The dealer does daycare rebrand in the final episode.

[SPEAKER_01]: Now, this is that moment where it's like the gym teacher.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's like if you have sexy will die.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like it's like, oh, you think it's all you think it's all you think it's all you think it's all you think it's all you think it's all you think it's all you think it's all you think it's all you think it's all you think it's all you think it's all you think it's all you think it's all you think it's all you think it's all you think it's all you think it's all you think it's all you think it [SPEAKER_01]: feeding piece of twins like that.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's what it really turns into.

[SPEAKER_00]: Emily is giving a single mom who works through jobs and loves a kid, you know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_02]: She's not a single mom.

[SPEAKER_02]: They're both working.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but Emily is the same thing as those she's a single mom.

[SPEAKER_02]: Allison.

[SPEAKER_01]: Why is it like this because Emily also works at the same place you work true and also, but I'm also like, hey, I'm Are we putting this on a little bit like is I'm like, oh my god, like I have been working so and like she's going to Call this and up with like there are two kids one for you.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's going to come to school with a little bit of spit up on her like yeah And Alice like why didn't you I told you about that before you love this money.

[SPEAKER_01]: Why don't you just change your shirt You want it up [SPEAKER_01]: everybody to see it.

[SPEAKER_01]: You wanted everybody to know that you're working really hard.

[SPEAKER_01]: Kind of an Ick.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I know it is.

[SPEAKER_01]: So anyway, they're feeding the little baby's grace and lily.

[SPEAKER_01]: And um, they're like Emerson seems to be doing well whatever, but Ali's stress she's this meeting she's to go to.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, she lies to Emily tells her it's a meeting with someone at the school, and then we see her meet Pam Fields at the rabbley, and they're making it They give us all these moments like when Emily leaves with the girls and Alice getting ready to leave She's like, like she's like, like she's about to go [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, exactly.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm about to go cheat on her.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to do something.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's like going to devastate her.

[SPEAKER_01]: Then when she walks into the rally, we like don't see you sitting in the chair.

[SPEAKER_01]: And it like pans over the back of the chair.

[SPEAKER_01]: They're like, I can't carry it.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's Pam to Pam.

[SPEAKER_01]: Pants to Pam.

[SPEAKER_01]: Pam to Pam.

[SPEAKER_01]: Pam.

[SPEAKER_01]: Pam.

[SPEAKER_01]: Pam.

[SPEAKER_01]: Pam.

[SPEAKER_01]: Pam.

[SPEAKER_01]: Pam.

[SPEAKER_01]: Pam.

[SPEAKER_01]: Pam.

[SPEAKER_01]: Pam.

[SPEAKER_01]: Pam.

[SPEAKER_01]: Pam.

[SPEAKER_01]: Pam.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, um, anyway, um, they sit down and Pam is like says she's happy.

[SPEAKER_01]: But her face is a different.

[SPEAKER_01]: Tory and Allie's like she doesn't know him here.

[SPEAKER_01]: Emily is going to be taking care of and here's the thing Pam's like Pam's like I just didn't know that you're going to take care of my am and Allie's like Pam of course I am like why would you ever think I'm not going to be like hey Allie lots of last person I'm trusting with my daughter's heart FYI my daughter comes up she's like mom I mean you're offering it's Alice in the other end as I'm like no it's not she's like oh my god Is it because she's a woman I'm like no it's because it's Allie [SPEAKER_01]: Because it's Ali and that's a Pam should not take my any day.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, oh my god, go get my also the my a call back and weird I can't wait to get there couldn't believe it But yeah, Alice Ali promise is she'll always be there for Emily and I'm just like you're kind of the last person I believe but it's giving like his Pam like about to die she terminal.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I know it the way they're making this is is insane [SPEAKER_01]: Did we go to this form?

[SPEAKER_01]: Benster and Mel Mel, why is Mel Mel shared button to the top button?

[SPEAKER_01]: She looks like she cannot breathe.

[SPEAKER_02]: Mel is not the study sister.

[SPEAKER_01]: I guess that's true.

[SPEAKER_01]: Or is this Mel Mel wearing a silicone mask?

[SPEAKER_01]: And that's why because there's something there and she has to have a button.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like is this all ready?

[SPEAKER_01]: Whoa, no.

[SPEAKER_02]: Or so well, I never even thought about that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Because it's also kind of a weird scene.

[SPEAKER_01]: They do that call back to like the first the bar in moment.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I thought it was weird in the sense of I thought maybe Spencer was Alex.

[SPEAKER_02]: But then this isn't one of the things that we get the reveal.

[SPEAKER_02]: And also the horse thing later, like right in this moment, it's like, [SPEAKER_02]: Spencer's fine with the horse.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and that's how Toby kind of clocks later that like what's going on here.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah So I do think this is Spencer.

[SPEAKER_01]: I do too, but it's just interesting like why would you make me think this with the buttons and they're like Caroline, I don't think you just [SPEAKER_01]: And they were like the English major watching this will get it, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: And Melissa and Spencer like we're just starting to get to know each other again.

[SPEAKER_02]: They make the jokes about the barn.

[SPEAKER_02]: Then we see Toby's truck in the back and Toby's looking at it.

[SPEAKER_02]: And we find out it's not Toby's truck at all.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's in that, that is not Toby's truck at a Spencer's truck.

[SPEAKER_01]: But Toby's looking fully freshman in high school again.

[SPEAKER_01]: He looks like he went back in time.

[SPEAKER_02]: I feel like we should have kept the beard.

[SPEAKER_02]: Is it the hair?

[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's the hair.

[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe it's the dirt on the neck.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like I don't know how fit the hair.

[SPEAKER_02]: He's not in a cop-uniform line.

[SPEAKER_01]: He looks like he looks dazed, dazed and confused.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he does.

[SPEAKER_02]: He's looking at Spencer.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's he's in a, he's in a, he's in a, he's in a, he's in a, he's in a, he's in a, he's in a, he's in a, he's in a, he's in a, he's in a, he's in a, he's in a, he's in a, he's in a, he's in a, he's in a, he's in a, he's in a, he's in a, he's in a, he's in a, he's in a, he's in a, he's in a, he's in a, he's in a [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, yes, they have this big passionate hug and he like he's been working in Africa and he wasn't going to be back for the Ezreal wedding, but he finished ahead of Scott.

[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry, like kind of crazy that you we end up finding out that you're part of like the bachelor about the rest.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but he's working here right now.

[SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, so how are you?

[SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, hey, he doesn't want to answer that.

[SPEAKER_01]: And they move on.

[SPEAKER_01]: And she introduces him to bashful the horse, who is a rescue and he's really picky, but he does like Spencer.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then miraculously, he likes Toby.

[SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, okay, he's never warmed up to anybody as fast as he wants to.

[SPEAKER_01]: She says that very specifically.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's a very, a very big moment.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then an extra gets the moment of his life, the acting opportunity of his life, Spencer and Toby are like, with the horse, and this man just comes and walks directly in front of the camera.

[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, speaking of, did you see what's what happens when the guy like the bartender like walked on?

[SPEAKER_01]: Did you see this?

[SPEAKER_01]: To bring them drinks?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, which I think we should do.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, like the bartender isn't supposed to like walk on the stage.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like they stay behind the bar.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: And Andy like called him out.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, did you see this?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but I watch that episode.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I didn't notice it, you would have noticed it.

[SPEAKER_01]: But I know our center every episode.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know, but I noticed him walk over but the drinks was at Mary's episode.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't notice him saying anything about it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my God, how did you miss this?

[SPEAKER_01]: There were multiple things and he says.

[SPEAKER_01]: The first thing is the guy is walking in front of the camera and he's like, well, dude, you're right in front of the camera.

[SPEAKER_01]: Dude, you're right, okay, oh, you're still coming, okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: And the guy comes on and he's like, I've never had this happen before.

[SPEAKER_01]: And the bartender like gives him the drinks.

[SPEAKER_01]: first time for everything like like being like a dick about it and then afterwards he's like, what is this to the guy and the guy tells him what it is and he's like a zero proof and Andy goes, oh boy, I saw that and then he goes, come on Andy and it was like, it was awkward and then he swaps it out for an alcoholic drink and doesn't drink it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I did not read it that way.

[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I didn't see the first part of like going crazy.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know about it.

[SPEAKER_02]: The conversation about this year, I thought it was just like a little bit of banter.

[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, people online were like Andy's so rude.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like that.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is like not such a bad idea.

[SPEAKER_01]: How?

[SPEAKER_01]: I just didn't.

[SPEAKER_01]: You must not have seen the whole thing.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Mom and I watched that episode of Watch The Heavens twice.

[SPEAKER_02]: Once with mom.

[SPEAKER_00]: Are you okay then?

[SPEAKER_00]: How do you know?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: I felt so uncomfortable.

[SPEAKER_02]: I must have blocked it out.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's insane.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right, we are at Rosewood High School.

[SPEAKER_01]: No.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you did have to also say that she got this truck on eBay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Spencer, why did you buy it?

[SPEAKER_01]: Why?

[SPEAKER_01]: Why?

[SPEAKER_01]: You missed Toby so bad you bought a replica of this truck on eBay.

[SPEAKER_02]: I also, the way she says it, she's like, [SPEAKER_02]: I just saw it couldn't resist.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't picture you browsing eBay.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't see you browsing eBay in like the automobile section seeing this and being like, I gotta have it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I see you like being like, where are the car fax?

[SPEAKER_02]: Like maybe you see it on like a lot of like a car shop and you're like, I'll pick it up.

[SPEAKER_01]: Or you see it in a lot and you're like, uh, the old days and then drive away in your outie.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_01]: Like I just saw lawyer Spencer Hastings doubtful.

[SPEAKER_02]: So we go to paralegal.

[SPEAKER_02]: Rosewood High School, Alice T.

Change.

[SPEAKER_02]: She says, I happy ending depends on where you stop your story.

[SPEAKER_01]: Here's what's on the chalkboard.

[SPEAKER_01]: It says, this is kind of hilarious to me.

[SPEAKER_01]: It says, there are no happy endings and things are the saddest part.

[SPEAKER_01]: So just give me a happy middle and a very happy start.

[SPEAKER_01]: Shell, silver scene.

[SPEAKER_02]: Shell, silver scene.

[SPEAKER_01]: Where the sidewalk ends.

[SPEAKER_01]: Why?

[SPEAKER_01]: My name is Shell, silver scene quote on the board.

[SPEAKER_01]: Because I was like, oh, maybe that's what they're reading.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, they're reading our Ezreal's book.

[SPEAKER_01]: But you're also like, sorry, that's not making it into the classroom.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_01]: I wouldn't know how that happened.

[SPEAKER_01]: I need to know how that happened.

[SPEAKER_01]: Ari, I was like, if you were supportive.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, you would be in the curriculum.

[SPEAKER_01]: Z was like, this would be the first thing on my syllabus.

[SPEAKER_01]: So I don't know why.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, and he was really if I'm still teaching you're new to teaching that I was still, if I was still in that room, you know, that's my classroom thing.

[SPEAKER_01]: And like, we actually kind of came with a lesson plan for you.

[SPEAKER_01]: And we're just thinking, like, you kind of owe us to kind of owe me.

[SPEAKER_01]: So if you could just, [SPEAKER_01]: I mean you know that was like a and you're gonna be reading my book right like in class and everyone's gonna be reading it They like they like say we'll send you signed copies with them.

[SPEAKER_02]: They get the invoice and like they did Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a very interesting for the busy autograph.

[SPEAKER_01]: We make it seem like it's like Oh, it's a lot of pains also We have a lot of pains a lot of pains.

[SPEAKER_01]: We're gonna experience those.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so if you wouldn't mind just picking at the bill for those as well [SPEAKER_01]: No, and then it's also like, okay, cute, we're in here, we're talking about happy endings and it's obviously like kind of a metaphor for the show.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's not cute for long.

[SPEAKER_01]: And there's this kid who's like, well, you know, it's kind of like when you finish a book, but you don't want it to end, even though the characters are happy, you're still sad that it has to end and it's like, okay, we got it, little happy.

[SPEAKER_02]: They're like nursing the high schoolers to be like in the shows over.

[SPEAKER_01]: And after this, you guys are sad that the characters are happy, so let it go.

[SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then we have, sorry, Megabitch, Otis, and raising her hand.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, your friends, the reason it's not a happy ending.

[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, she's like, we're calling her a Megabitch, but kind of something we probably said.

[SPEAKER_01]: Kind of something, well, yeah, well, yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: She stole, as you know, from Nicole, they were hooking up, turning around and spreading this lore in the class as bonkers, honestly, insane.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then Otis and Kole's alley, Lesbow.

[SPEAKER_01]: What?

[SPEAKER_01]: I am like, [SPEAKER_01]: I mean that feels like a season one and I'm also getting from like Mona.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, Addison Too cross her.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, Addison, it's like you aren't familiar with the lore and I know you are because of what you're gonna say next.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my gosh She leaving the classroom alley Grab [SPEAKER_01]: I stayed you and she goes you think wait say you well hang on no you because you're just like You just skin past the the grabbing her moment like I'm sorry Allie you cannot grab her upper arm this way enough that she says Carefully you might like literally a bruise like literally the girls like walking out of class and obviously [SPEAKER_01]: Like, rather like, they're so people like around Ali's bunk.

[SPEAKER_01]: Ali's crazy.

[SPEAKER_01]: Say, Ali's wild.

[SPEAKER_01]: Say her line and you might think you're winning the battle, but I'll win the war.

[SPEAKER_01]: Is that what I was kind of about?

[SPEAKER_01]: And it was good.

[SPEAKER_01]: And careful, Ali, you don't want to leave a bruise.

[SPEAKER_01]: I could bury you with that.

[SPEAKER_01]: But then again, it wouldn't be the first time someone buried you.

[SPEAKER_01]: And this is what I wanted Ali to say.

[SPEAKER_01]: Honey, I rose up from the dead egg grave.

[SPEAKER_01]: I do it all the time.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm a little bit like, um...

[SPEAKER_02]: Ali, you should have beaten her to saying wouldn't be the first time because that would kind of eat as a person who was buried alive exactly to be like, and I'm still here bitch would be the first time and I made it out.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, even if she just said, yeah, but also I'm like, what was it just because I wanted Ali to hit her.

[SPEAKER_02]: I was like the grabbing of the arm is a little much for Caroline, but she's in full support of an open hand and a slap would totally work for me.

[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, she's done it before it wants to mount on.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, exactly.

[SPEAKER_01]: But she can she drew blood.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, exactly.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I just, I didn't, I just was like, it feels like such an alley, like, if this wasn't a student, Alley's heading her for sure.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm also like, okay, so Addison, you know the whole lore and you're still doing this in challenging her and then Alley goes, it's Ms.

[SPEAKER_01]: DeGleranton.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then when Addison leaves, she goes, but not for long.

[SPEAKER_01]: But, why?

[SPEAKER_02]: She's literally about to get engaged.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Alley, Alley, Alley, yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, it's Ms.

[SPEAKER_01]: Because there's, it gets to him big U.S.

[SPEAKER_01]: because I have two kids with it with somebody.

[SPEAKER_01]: But I am, I am unmarried.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, maybe maybe maybe I am out of sin.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, that was crazy It's a me go to the hallway.

[SPEAKER_02]: I literally went right out to imagine a palace after I do have to say and this is like classic Emily sometimes Emily just shows up and I'm like Emily you do have a knock for like making situations more [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god, like big guys like this Lesbow conversation happens and then Emily like walks up and she's like Ali how are you?

[SPEAKER_01]: Ali, Ali, hey, how was your meeting like Emily who cares?

[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, sorry, but Ali you both work here like I'm just like did you seek her out to ask her out of this fucking meeting what?

[SPEAKER_01]: Ali, how was your meeting?

[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's not who looking here.

[SPEAKER_01]: So Ali has to lie to her and then we see Oh my god.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sidney Sweeney.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sidney Sweeney.

[SPEAKER_01]: Willah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Willah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Willah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Willah, her name.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's giving us very Leslie Stone.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, we've always said that.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, but she, but it's just funny that she could wear glasses and like, what does she have right here?

[SPEAKER_02]: I feel like her hair's red.

[SPEAKER_02]: When you're just picturing Leslie Stone.

[SPEAKER_01]: I bet it is at least strawberry blonde.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's good.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: So there's like this big group of girls in the hall with Addison.

[SPEAKER_01]: One might say a group of five, a group of five, even.

[SPEAKER_01]: And they're looking at this other girl.

[SPEAKER_01]: One might say a loser and they're laughing at her.

[SPEAKER_01]: And the girl opens her locker.

[SPEAKER_01]: And there is a fucking doll.

[SPEAKER_01]: Guys, I don't know how any of you know what it reminds me of.

[SPEAKER_01]: You've been going to say it again.

[SPEAKER_01]: Am I doing the fucking girl?

[SPEAKER_01]: Gabriella gave me a doll with the eyes blocked out.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, of course.

[SPEAKER_01]: And said, the I promise I'm not a bitch or crazy.

[SPEAKER_01]: Don't be giving people creepy dolls.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, that's like hey, will of thumb just like don't be giving people creepy dolls and Caroline's another resident creepy doll expert I'm literally the expert and creepy dolls What I was gonna say is that this is so sad because it's sad for many reasons But the doll literally has hearing aids.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god I didn't notice that this is girl has hearing aids [SPEAKER_01]: And it's also like, I'm in a way, I'm like, is it supposed to kind of be a pair of a lot of like Jenna?

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I think a little bit because that Jenna kind of intervenes in a second, but this is a question about Jenna.

[SPEAKER_01]: why are you here what's your relationship with these girls?

[SPEAKER_01]: I was like watch out to send me like her daughter.

[SPEAKER_01]: Not, not what I know, but like that's the vibe.

[SPEAKER_01]: Because it's so bizarre.

[SPEAKER_01]: So the girl opens your locker.

[SPEAKER_01]: Emily, that goes over and it's going on.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is another instance of, I'm like Emily.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, kind of like kids because just kind of stay out of this because you already have beat it up and see the doll.

[SPEAKER_01]: She just got the girl's reaction.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you believe me.

[SPEAKER_01]: You have more beef than you realize with that I said.

[SPEAKER_02]: Because you're wife that involved.

[SPEAKER_02]: So, yeah, imagine, imagine out of him is able to convince Hackett that not only was Emily doing the shit that Addison said she was, but also also her wife or future wife just gravity and left a bruise on my own.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm like it wouldn't be hard for anybody to believe that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Literally is who she is.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, I can't even believe she's a job with a school.

[SPEAKER_01]: So anyway, not even just because she's like a monster, but like how distracting.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm in her class.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not getting in.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: We're hiring Alice and new apprentice Emily fields.

[SPEAKER_02]: And Jenna Marshall.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, are we okay?

[SPEAKER_02]: Or have we lost our minds or we out of our court?

[SPEAKER_01]: So they are looking over at the big throng of girls and Allie goes, is it Addison?

[SPEAKER_01]: And I do think it's kind of hilarious like I know that Addison is the mean girl, but there are five girls over there and we didn't see this doll we put in the locker and she looks over and it's like it was Addison wasn't that she just like goes straight for it.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then we hear the click-click of Jenna Marshall and she tells Addison to get to class and Addison is like such a little bitch back.

[SPEAKER_02]: And some of us can see and here and okay, I have to give it to her.

[SPEAKER_02]: The way that Taminsor Sox says so go.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know yeah, she kind of killed in this she did especially when because then Addie's like okay, and then she looks at her friends and she's like shh and she starts waving her hands Hey, you're in front of Jenna space.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, Addie's since she can hear so when you go shh [SPEAKER_01]: She could hear that and also she can probably see too Okay, because she lies rubbing wind all the time Also, so actually wouldn't be I wouldn't just watch as you think just because she says she's lined and has a walking stick It doesn't mean she is okay, and Addy starts putting her hand and in front of Jenna's face is Jenna Grabs it's giving them a more she like hit the fly We're like puts on the red lips.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's like bitch.

[SPEAKER_01]: You can see yeah, exactly and she grabs Addy's hand and scares the shit.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like this is in [SPEAKER_02]: I'm obviously not an out of some defender, but this is the second teacher who was later in his episode, and by the way, not the teacher that she said they'd handle it.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then, and then, and then Jenna goes, I may not be able to see, but I can smell a bitch from a mile away.

[SPEAKER_01]: What is the relationship here?

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think you can say bitch to her.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think you can go to her.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think you can say bitch to her.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, apparently, she walks away, and Allison goes, I don't know, because she passes out.

[SPEAKER_01]: And she goes to be the main girl.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then, Ally says, I'm sure she makes a kick-ass life skills teacher, but she's still curbs me out.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, Ally, I think a core, a core tenant of why she creeps you out is because you blind at her.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, because she makes you nervous, because she knows a lot about you.

[SPEAKER_01]: But do you also think, Ally, that, um, [SPEAKER_01]: You could be also creeped out by her because she like did stock and torturing like she was A hundred percent part of the ATM for a while and like crazy shit So it's okay if she keeps you again.

[SPEAKER_01]: Do we do background checks and literally anybody?

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know so Be go to the loft Arguing about Mona because Hannah has been showing up for Mona Visiting her and now she's invited Mona to come live with them until she finishes therapy Which I just want to say hey, you know for a finished therapy if your name is a moment of interval [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, there is no end date to therapy, um, the Mona's on his way on her way up and we learn that like Caleb sold us off where to Lucas, Hannah's design, they love giving care of these lines.

[SPEAKER_02]: This happened the last five year jump or like the scene when Hannah got her thing in the magazine and then it was the run my rebel or whatever, they love giving Caleb these lines where he's like, [SPEAKER_02]: And have we been doing so well?

[SPEAKER_02]: I know.

[SPEAKER_02]: And he's like, okay, let me get the list of things that we'll catch the audience up, the audience up.

[SPEAKER_02]: You've sold your designs.

[SPEAKER_02]: I sold my software to Lucas, we bought the loft.

[SPEAKER_01]: And now you want to invite a crazy person to come with here.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, none of us really has anything to do with that, but okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: But it is like, Hannah, you didn't even talk to him about it.

[SPEAKER_01]: You just wanted to learn.

[SPEAKER_02]: He says, he's a passenger in this marriage.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, and I, okay, I have to say, Caleb, you're being a little bit of like a bitch boy.

[SPEAKER_02]: A little, especially when he, but it's classic man.

[SPEAKER_01]: It is.

[SPEAKER_02]: When he's sitting on the couch later.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, and he won't go to bed.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know.

[SPEAKER_02]: And he is the TV.

[SPEAKER_02]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_02]: So it's a hand-a-house.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: What are you watching?

[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: I can't.

[SPEAKER_01]: I got a lot of my mind.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not even looking.

[SPEAKER_01]: So anyway, he's so pissed.

[SPEAKER_01]: He won't even say hi to Mona.

[SPEAKER_01]: He leaves the room.

[SPEAKER_01]: Mona gets up there.

[SPEAKER_01]: There's like a hug between her and Hannah.

[SPEAKER_01]: We learn that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Arias Bachelorette Sash Ezra's Bachelor Party Archonites and Mona's going to be on her own, but Hannah trusts her and apparently Mona's like on a bunch of meds and she's just not as sharp as she was.

[SPEAKER_02]: She's like, just put me in front of the game channel and I'm all good to go.

[SPEAKER_01]: I am I'm sorry, Mona's sitting in front of the all-day game channel is me training for big brother.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's that and I thought she got good at it guys.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to start like downloading and printing like if fifth graders home work, so Caroline can practice reading directions.

[SPEAKER_01]: Please, no, I'm not getting do it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Um, all right, so we're at Lost Woods, but it's looking a little deaf looking a little deaf.

[SPEAKER_01]: Spencer was renovated it.

[SPEAKER_01]: She allegedly researched all the great camps in the Adarond Acts to renovate the place.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[SPEAKER_01]: And the boys doesn't look that good.

[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, Caroline compared to, I know a little lie, like I think it looks kind of bad compared to how it looks and colors are weird and like I'm just like But it's so that time when people were like, we're gonna be a classic in kooky.

[SPEAKER_01]: Is it a clock ticking kooky though?

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't feel like it's Spencer.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's Spencer's version of a classic in kooky.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, she needs to go to design school because she needs to go to design school of a clock ticking kooky, and that's because this is not it.

[SPEAKER_02]: She's still trapped in her Nancy Myers.

[SPEAKER_01]: I but this isn't even I don't [SPEAKER_02]: But what I'm saying is that she can't break away from that, so she can't quite get a collective and cookie correct.

[SPEAKER_01]: I guess, like, I don't know, whatever.

[SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, they go outside.

[SPEAKER_02]: They've made this cute little thing in the backyard.

[SPEAKER_02]: The boys were like, I thought we were having a burger.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, okay, second time as your puts us foot in his mouth.

[SPEAKER_01]: Because he's like, wait, I thought we were having a burger.

[SPEAKER_01]: He comes up, they've set up like this gorgeous dinner outside where they're like, we're bringing provolence to you.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, I thought we were having a burger.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, shut up.

[SPEAKER_01]: You're like 50 dude.

[SPEAKER_01]: Why would you want to go to my partner?

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.

[SPEAKER_02]: And they, so yeah, that's that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Let me go to Luke's his loft guys Mona's freaking gone with the game channels on.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, she is nowhere to be found.

[SPEAKER_02]: Back to Lost Witch's Lord.

[SPEAKER_02]: Ezra is not nervous, and he's like, why should I be?

[SPEAKER_02]: And Emily's like, let me tell you.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, let me tell you how hard it is to be married.

[SPEAKER_01]: I have kids.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's because you're just kids into the picture.

[SPEAKER_01]: You're gonna be miserable.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, like me.

[SPEAKER_01]: And Hannah can't have, like, so true.

[SPEAKER_01]: Marriage sucks.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, they're like, we're having a really hard time.

[SPEAKER_02]: Marriage, and Spencer's like, I knew it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Girls, I said we should say in our slaughterhouse.

[SPEAKER_01]: I said, we should just be slutty for slots for life.

[SPEAKER_02]: Slightly sisters um, Ezra is more excited for the honeymoon and then they're all like oh another moment where I'm like, hey, Ezra And then he goes not for that well, but all there is that and I'm like, okay, but you guys have been fucking since she was underage Yeah, like so exactly like I don't look exciting.

[SPEAKER_01]: Are you still excited and you're about to fuck tonight?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no exactly and oh my god [SPEAKER_01]: So I mean, you're screaming, which I don't even know if we ever come back to Emily.

[SPEAKER_02]: Emily does a pan because she puts her finger or two fingers to her to her temple.

[SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, oh, man.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's, yeah, they say noisy Christians.

[SPEAKER_01]: There's like a Bible camp across the way and Arya's face.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, well, then why the fuck are we doing this here?

[SPEAKER_01]: You guys didn't think about that?

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, she looked at me saying, okay, thanks so much for hosting us.

[SPEAKER_01]: We're having to listen noisy Christians.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know that I don't like organized religion.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know I'm getting married in a church but you guys are still in a hospital.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm an atheist and as just a quake babe I thought we were saying you're agnostic as a little softer.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's a baby.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not changing for you.

[SPEAKER_01]: So any who it's a little softer.

[SPEAKER_01]: So as you're a plan the whole honey moon because are you a plan the whole wedding and all are you know it's as you're going to South of France.

[SPEAKER_01]: And she says he's promised me a surprise for every year we've known each other and I'm like [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like that was Arya like, and as raw, are you gonna get me a surprise for every year, even when you show their hair?

[SPEAKER_02]: You know what I'm like, and she's convinced as with the, that's just like people do on their honeymoon.

[SPEAKER_01]: And as raw, are you going to get me a surprise for every year of it on each other?

[SPEAKER_01]: What?

[SPEAKER_01]: It's why I have to do that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Um, so then Hannah goes, wow, that's a romantic.

[SPEAKER_01]: We didn't go in a honeymoon and I'm like, hey, lib, adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's adi's [SPEAKER_01]: I wish they would all get remotely comfortable, mostly alley because alley between the like starch wig we've got on her head and the blazer she looks like she has a posture robot.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, like what is going on here and then she and Emily are like, you know what?

[SPEAKER_02]: He can't believe to go on sex and they basically just do exactly the way before this they're all at the bond fire as we're as we're so in a story They're in then Spencer gets up because she sees that Halo been Halo is kind of being awkward and she goes, hey, hand you need a drink and And he's like no, this is the one time man as like kind of a bitch [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, wait, I was thinking of a different number.

[SPEAKER_01]: I might have it as a different part.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if this is the issue.

[SPEAKER_02]: But I did think that I was like, Anna, she's clearly like, come up here and talk to me.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like, Anna just go.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, what is this all about?

[SPEAKER_01]: She's not like everybody's a take to make a mohito.

[SPEAKER_02]: Now everybody's in tune to what's happening here.

[SPEAKER_01]: And it's also weird as it spends, there's like nice about it.

[SPEAKER_02]: So it's your goes, too.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, it's just your goes, too.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like with a smile and I was like, that's so on like you.

[SPEAKER_01]: Is this Spencer or Spencer, that's how I started typing it?

[SPEAKER_01]: I said, this is not Spencer, this is Spencer and everybody capital A.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so anyway, and and until Spencer about Mona and Hannah's like I made her play the game like it's my fault and Spencer's like you can't be looking back and I don't like want to take Caleb side and Hannah goes then don't Then you really shouldn't be okay [SPEAKER_02]: Um, so and then I'm a sense like sorry, we only have so much time.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: So we're gonna go fuck and that's where it's like, you know what us two did.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, and Arya has the most Arya shit getting up.

[SPEAKER_01]: She goes, um, It's time for God.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna go to bed too.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then she like scratches are here and I was like, yeah, we're in.

[SPEAKER_01]: And Caleb also leave like can't I get to be one of our phone and Toby and Sponsor are left at the fire and they're sitting there And so he's like you tired and they have so thing and then Sponsor goes you want to take me back to your room You wow holy movie.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was awesome though, and like she said it some of these Sponsor like fuck me lines are like I know But I was like oh, no, I'm not gonna fuck, but I guess I kind of like they didn't yet.

[SPEAKER_01]: They go on.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's a scrabble.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's very cute [SPEAKER_02]: And oh my god, okay, so she tells she's talking about VV and Melissa and all this stuff and then she puts down like this random ass word which I am to you, which is now in my Instagram.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We get the classic Arya Bedsheet moment, which still sends a chill out on my spine.

[SPEAKER_01]: Still makes me feel shocked to my core.

[SPEAKER_01]: Emerson's looking out when they stop so that Allie can remind Emily that I'm here for you.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm always on family.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Emily's like, hey, I'm trying to like create a vibe here.

[SPEAKER_01]: Can you stop?

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm [SPEAKER_01]: Um, right, she's been trying to create a vibe here and it's definitely not sweet, and then we have an awesome jump cut to Hannah with her legs on the wall So first thing I want to say is that I wasn't getting the vibe that Halo was gonna be fucking tonight, so the first thing I'm saying Number two, Caleb you couldn't wait till she's not trying to get pregnant to start screaming out her [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, I gave her for Indicate with Azheilab, which she probably which is indicative of their whole situation.

[SPEAKER_01]: He probably would like it.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's it.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, but that's how he's doing right now.

[SPEAKER_01]: But also like he does.

[SPEAKER_01]: But he, you're scaring her ovaries.

[SPEAKER_01]: Really?

[SPEAKER_01]: She's going to let you know that.

[SPEAKER_01]: She will.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's laying in both her legs up because they just did it.

[SPEAKER_01]: And now she's trying to get pregnant.

[SPEAKER_01]: By the way, there's apparently how you try.

[SPEAKER_01]: No.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I don't think so.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know I understand like the thought process of it, but I am like, is that scientifically how that would work?

[SPEAKER_01]: Doesn't actually know, but she's laying with her legs above her head and while Caleb just burrates her.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, he's like, okay, you know what?

[SPEAKER_01]: We find out that this is actually just a turn on.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, literally.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, oh my god.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, Hannah, I'm a passenger and our marriage.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sylvia Plath is our new roommate.

[SPEAKER_01]: We don't have to think was like, killer line.

[SPEAKER_01]: I love that one.

[SPEAKER_01]: But he's just like being kind of crazy and it's like pissing me off.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's a little much.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Then we get to Ezria, they're sleeping and R.A.

[SPEAKER_02]: gets a call and she goes out to the lobby and we see Melissa watching through the window.

[SPEAKER_02]: Then, of course, it wouldn't be the last episode of pre-aliers if we didn't get a pink little glitter in there.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, if you ever, love of, which is your hand.

[SPEAKER_02]: and to be and I just think there is something this is part of like what i love about spobie is that we get the like i don't know i just love this scene where he's like sitting there sleeping and they're just like [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know their soul mates, you guys.

[SPEAKER_01]: So we, like, he's laying their sleeping.

[SPEAKER_01]: She kind of looks at him and it's like this moment where it's like, I think in her mind, they were going to do it.

[SPEAKER_01]: And like, they're obviously not going to do it because he's asleep.

[SPEAKER_01]: And this is like kind of butter.

[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe this is better.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then she goes over and like, the scrabble board still there.

[SPEAKER_01]: And she puts another word down on it.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then like, I can't see of it.

[SPEAKER_02]: When I find out what that word is, I'm a little bit like there's no way you didn't have to dig in the pouch for those letters.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I agree.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, you didn't just have them.

[SPEAKER_01]: You just have them.

[SPEAKER_01]: You just have those, you just have them.

[SPEAKER_01]: We'll get to what the word is.

[SPEAKER_01]: So then she walks into like the lobby of the Los Puzzle Resort and Arya is sobbing.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, Arya, I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_02]: It wouldn't be the finale if we didn't just like kind of roast you like, I know you're being loud.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, I know you're in the library and you're in the central part of [SPEAKER_01]: They're a love doing the full like the ugly crying.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, doing the full And as you say, I'm not fucking going out.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I [SPEAKER_02]: Listen, I know that this is a serious situation for Arya.

[SPEAKER_02]: I totally get it and she I understand why she feels this way, but I do have to make fun of her of course Start job of course.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's literally a job I just like this was always gonna happen the night before Arya Montgomery's wedding She was always gonna get a call in the middle of the night from like a medical professional, which typically would happen during business hours Not even the medical professional, but I mean more so like [SPEAKER_02]: Well, now you got even without the infertility which we find out about.

[SPEAKER_02]: She was going to have a moment to herself sobbing where she was going to be like, I can't.

[SPEAKER_01]: She was going to everyone to herself for two minutes for two seconds before everyone else is summoned in.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's the other thing.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, it's maybe she's telling everybody.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's branding this is a moment to herself, but all she wants is for a crowd of people in there.

[SPEAKER_02]: And by the way, she's what she has.

[SPEAKER_02]: Smallest is watching this whole thing.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then everybody comes in.

[SPEAKER_02]: And they're like, look, Arya, you have to tell Z before the wedding and she's like, [SPEAKER_01]: I can't tell him and I can't marry him, I guess I'll just kill my soul, like she's just completely.

[SPEAKER_01]: But I am like, I'm sorry, it's so funny to me that they thought there's only time they could do this to have her find out she's infertals in the middle of the night.

[SPEAKER_02]: Before what?

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[SPEAKER_02]: She runs away to the Christian cabinet store and becomes a counselor like owns the can.

[SPEAKER_02]: And she's like, maybe I am agnostic.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not need to be agnostic now, and they're like, you can't be agnostic and be [SPEAKER_01]: I can do it a very fucking one of my own.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's not what Jesus said.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm in fertile.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay?

[SPEAKER_01]: Just have a lay off.

[SPEAKER_01]: What about in fact, you're like inception?

[SPEAKER_01]: We never know.

[SPEAKER_01]: And that's why she finds God.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, it's my only chance.

[SPEAKER_01]: She forgot about adoption.

[SPEAKER_01]: And seriously.

[SPEAKER_02]: There's only being the Virgin Mary.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's only being the Virgin Mary.

[SPEAKER_01]: Because it would make her special.

[SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, well, how do I...

How do I reverse all the bang-in?

[SPEAKER_01]: Um, anyway, so then we go out and we see that Mel Mel as she's walking through the woods She takes off the silicone mask.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's Mona and here's the deal I can't even be mad.

[SPEAKER_01]: I can't be mad at Mona for doing this.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's like in my hood.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's sick And she's like in the head and we're not in her.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't think so.

[SPEAKER_01]: She needs a friend.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'll eat up front [SPEAKER_01]: in the 80s being the front for her look I get it okay if you guys you guys took Arya back after this you're not gonna take money back and hey guys where we where we really think we were gonna get through the finale without another deep fake I mean I guess not I think with the same fucking voice it still sounds like Sidney by the way yes it does and it's a Mona deep fake and it's basically the exact same thing that was happening with Arya and AD where she's like tell me who you are and they're like I can't trust you it makes me so sad because Mona is [SPEAKER_02]: But you told me that you told me you were if I did this thing and she doesn't understand by A D because she tells A D about areas and fertility.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, let's go use this now like an A D about to get married.

[SPEAKER_02]: And what will do we know, A D is like, hey, Mona, like, you're a tool right now.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just trying to get in the front group.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, exactly.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, I'm kind of Mona, you're kind of just like, I just got stuck with you.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, I need to give you a job.

[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm like, put on this mask of Mel Mel and walk around the woods.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I know, and I know you're capable of hitting Spencer over the head of Nalkina out perfectly so that she does still wake up.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you know the exact angle you've done it before.

[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so it's the next morning, Arya's cleaning up and she knocks over the wine.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's like having an upset moment.

[SPEAKER_01]: And Emily's sad song starts playing.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, which?

[SPEAKER_02]: No, I literally said why I resent them using the song for Ezreal.

[SPEAKER_01]: like that's what they're song.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's not their song.

[SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't think to do it.

[SPEAKER_02]: They have a theme song.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's it doesn't have words, but [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, wait, that one, too.

[SPEAKER_02]: They should use that one.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know.

[SPEAKER_01]: That would have been perfect.

[SPEAKER_01]: That would have been perfect.

[SPEAKER_01]: Which is up in the rain.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then like, well, I don't know what it can.

[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_01]: So she's crying on the floor as her comes over.

[SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, I thought I was pregnant and his face like lights up.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, like, honestly, I can't have kids.

[SPEAKER_01]: That is.

[SPEAKER_02]: I actually thought this was really good scene for them.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it was because it is like we needed that moment of to understand Orious feelings we needed to see how much as are one at kids.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and like his own kids and to be excited to have kids with her.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: And, but then he does have a good and he hugs her and he's like is understanding for the most.

[SPEAKER_01]: He hugs her so like everything's fine.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like he's gonna marry her.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's the person that's supposed to love her more than anyone in the world.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right now, and he hugs her.

[SPEAKER_01]: Um, Lucas is loft.

[SPEAKER_01]: They come home.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, livin' Canada.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, livin' Canada.

[SPEAKER_02]: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha [SPEAKER_02]: Which by the way, are referred to Mona and Hannah as mana in my notes today.

[SPEAKER_01]: I love her short hand.

[SPEAKER_01]: We're selling your notes one day.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so Hannah and Caleb come home, Mona has gone and Caleb's like, That's at nine more months.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to fucking go.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not doing this.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then Mona comes out.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to watch your immersion show show show.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sylvia Plathas, Sylvia Plathas.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sylvia Plathas is missing.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sylvia Plathas is dead.

[SPEAKER_01]: They're like, you thought so.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, you thought that you thought.

[SPEAKER_01]: This girl's worse.

[SPEAKER_01]: We're at the jail.

[SPEAKER_01]: Mary Drake is being visited by somebody.

[SPEAKER_01]: Do you think this is Spencer or Spencer?

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I think this is Spencer.

[SPEAKER_01]: Because Mary looks and goes, I've missed you sweeter in the way that they both, they put their hands underneath the table and it's because no touching.

[SPEAKER_01]: But they put their hands underneath and start holding hands and almost put their foreheads.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, hey, cops clocked that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Cops clocked that, there are cameras everywhere and also like, you guys are now like, you guys are now like halfway under the table.

[SPEAKER_02]: Actually, just your heads are above the table because you're having to reach so far.

[SPEAKER_01]: She was just supposed to show like that they're both so unwell, but they like are each other's like Yeah, well like like mother like daughter exactly and like they just it's a really We find out what how like how I'll explore here.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like if Ren had it walked in that bar.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, I know she wouldn't She would probably be relatively normal.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I mean she'd still be full.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but she wouldn't be doing anything to these girls exactly for sure So [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, we're still the jail and Mary talking about how much prison sucks, and she can't lose hope, and she says to Spencer, you can say it, hope breeds eternal misery, and she goes, that was the old Spencer.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, yeah, I'm Spencer.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know, the old Spencer, what I said about, I'm Spencer.

[SPEAKER_01]: Bale!

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm part, he's in Florida.

[SPEAKER_01]: Emma, Emma!

[SPEAKER_02]: She's literally giving, and this is a call back for us.

[SPEAKER_02]: Tiny Jim Crotchett.

[SPEAKER_02]: Tiny Jim Crotchett, of course.

[SPEAKER_02]: I love her to him.

[SPEAKER_02]: Tiny Jim Crotchett.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: We go to the party.

[SPEAKER_02]: We go to the party.

[SPEAKER_02]: Halo, brought Moana, which this was the moment I was talking about.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, I know this is where Arya comes up and she's like why do you bring her to my own house and I was like I have to sympathize with Arya here because number one she'd found out she's infertile and To I mean as Ria's in laws like honestly for both of them, but as reasonable enough that I don't feel bad that Byron and Ella are his in laws for Arya.

[SPEAKER_02]: I am like Mrs.

Fitzgerald as everyone's worse night.

[SPEAKER_02]: Hell on earth.

[SPEAKER_01]: And so, especially for the Montgomery family.

[SPEAKER_01]: I can't imagine two more incompatible families.

[SPEAKER_02]: So it's just like for this whole Ann Nguyen that like, Ari is like, I literally, in the student who was marrying her son, who was a teacher, like, this is a really stressful night.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and stressful weekend, and you had to bring this girl.

[SPEAKER_02]: But I, by the same token on the other side, I am a little bit like, okay, but Mona wasn't AD.

[SPEAKER_02]: Ari, you were.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, that's a great point.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's like Mona actually into the game library.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I would be real careful I'm like Mona's sick in the head.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sure, but like she's not she's like so are you she was it she wasn't torturing y'all and the other thing I'm gonna say well, yeah, she's at that point.

[SPEAKER_01]: She did it.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's time.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but things are fine I think you're fine.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know I feel like also Even if we take all of that stuff out about the family but the history like [SPEAKER_01]: As it is, you shouldn't be just bringing in another plus bond to somebody's rehearsals in her.

[SPEAKER_01]: And like, a wedding is stressful enough, even if you're in laws are perfect, even if like everything goes right, even if you didn't just find out you're in fertile, even if like your previous stalker and torture has been shown up.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like it's already stressful.

[SPEAKER_01]: So it's already like, and Hannah, I don't believe that you don't know that, but okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: So they bring Mona and Hannah's, this is crazy.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is why they're like Hannah, the last time we saw Mona, she almost pushed you out of the bell tower [SPEAKER_02]: And she was bad about it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, how I had it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, she literally, she feels bad choice.

[SPEAKER_01]: No one gets second chances around here.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my God, are ya?

[SPEAKER_01]: Are ya?

[SPEAKER_01]: We gave you a second chance.

[SPEAKER_01]: Let me get second chances around here.

[SPEAKER_01]: Are you walking down the mountain?

[SPEAKER_01]: You're wearing a straw.

[SPEAKER_01]: Check peace, bring any bells.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: So then they're like, Caleb, like, exchanges its knowing glance with Ashley Marin because Ashley's like also like why the fuck is Mona here and Caleb's like, why don't we go to drink and Mona's like, I'm not on that's a drink, but I can't have a cocktail leader.

[SPEAKER_01]: I thought she said a cocktail waiter and I was like, well, that's the most model I've ever heard and now would have honestly been preferable because later a couple minutes we see.

[SPEAKER_01]: as was mom and Ella like fighting over the fact that there are cocktail winners at this rehearsal dinner and what I want to say to that is you know I'm also curious about that because isn't this a vegetarian rehearsal dinner but they're also I think the key is that they're not cocktail winners they're called something else and everybody's been referring to them as cocktail winners and Mrs.

Fitzgerald is like I would literally never do that [SPEAKER_02]: Like you think this is my rehearsal dinner and I would have cocktail winners here.

[SPEAKER_02]: You're in these are whatever French name this is, but also still Why is there me here exactly a good point Why is there anything like in the theater and then later are you friends a waiter and she goes can I get a cheeseburger?

[SPEAKER_02]: Can I get a cheeseburger?

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god Guys, I'm like I'm not the This is literally my one request already it does give that like [SPEAKER_02]: It's her wedding weekend so you better like if she wants to choose bigger you're going to McDonald's together Oh, yeah, and it's like it doesn't matter what the menu the predetermined menu was she's like, yeah, but it's my weekend I don't care.

[SPEAKER_01]: They don't have it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, completely and all's like Ariya gets the Gets that she's burger and she bites it.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's like oh my oh What is this and I get to be on burger?

[SPEAKER_01]: It's in a possible burger.

[SPEAKER_01]: You're I thought you're a vegetarian.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's like oh This is [SPEAKER_01]: I want the real thing.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's like disgusted because she is never actually on one of the other.

[SPEAKER_01]: I got a free piece of this being because it's my weekend and it's my past for real burger.

[SPEAKER_01]: And Hannah's like, every weekend is her weekend.

[SPEAKER_01]: She has a burger every weekend.

[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, um, so Ashley starts to get in front Hannah about Mona and then Alley comes and are you nuts?

[SPEAKER_01]: And completely overexcited and Ashley goes, let's take over from here.

[SPEAKER_01]: Which is like such a great little moment.

[SPEAKER_01]: Um, no, Alley can like give her [SPEAKER_01]: user powers for good and the mom's like she's got the mom's like, you know, but maybe I may be I underestimated her.

[SPEAKER_01]: I overestimate her.

[SPEAKER_01]: Are you also like going full-goth for this rehearsal during makeup?

[SPEAKER_01]: She's got like thick ass eyeliner and yeah, so that's that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Then Spencer gets there.

[SPEAKER_02]: I wrote Spencer can fake it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, yes, because Hannah's a can you guys just fake it for one night and Spencer goes, Spencer says, I can do that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Girl, we know.

[SPEAKER_01]: You think it was her?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I think this is Alex Drake.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, guys, I like it.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I can easily be like, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: It could be anyone.

[SPEAKER_02]: Then Z brings Byron over the nice scotch that he set aside for them.

[SPEAKER_02]: And he's like, hey, I know it's the rehearsal dinner.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I know the wedding is tomorrow tonight.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.

[SPEAKER_02]: But I never asked for your blessing.

[SPEAKER_02]: Again, an ad episode for Ezra and classic Montgomery parenting fashion.

[SPEAKER_02]: He goes, you know, [SPEAKER_02]: I know you never asked my boss.

[SPEAKER_02]: I wrote the whole thing down.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, perfect.

[SPEAKER_01]: Can I read it?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Because it really is just like, this is the most as a barren exchange we could have asked.

[SPEAKER_01]: And this is what it does.

[SPEAKER_01]: This is why I feel worse for Arya in the illustration.

[SPEAKER_01]: Barren goes, well, you never really, because as her says, I had never really felt like you and Ella truly accepted me.

[SPEAKER_01]: And barren goes, well, you never really worked to prove us wrong.

[SPEAKER_01]: You never made a persuasive argument about I really should feel good about you as a son and law.

[SPEAKER_01]: I guess that's why we do feel good about it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Instead of making us happy, you focus on making Ari a happy.

[SPEAKER_01]: And she is.

[SPEAKER_01]: So yeah, you have my blessing.

[SPEAKER_01]: And you've had it for a while now.

[SPEAKER_01]: Just don't screw it up.

[SPEAKER_01]: Just don't screw it up.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry, but the fact that Ezra's never tried to persuade you that he's a good son and I'm not never tried to change your mind about him is crazy.

[SPEAKER_01]: He literally needed to.

[SPEAKER_01]: And like, don't tell me that's why you do feel good about him.

[SPEAKER_01]: That is the opposite of what Chris Connell let's say just saying.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, this is an absolute I mean, Chris Connell wouldn't be having this conversation because he wouldn't be out of rehearsal dinner and he hadn't asked for my hand in marriage.

[SPEAKER_02]: What does that mean?

[SPEAKER_02]: Um, this is again, please side track, but Spencer writing them writing the word on the scrubboard is giving [SPEAKER_02]: Benito Skinner, this chic woke up in the house and that's her about Toby.

[SPEAKER_01]: That is her about Toby and I'm glad that you've been stewing on that for that.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, it just came to me.

[SPEAKER_02]: What are we just going to wow.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so Ashley and VV walk up to [SPEAKER_02]: Well, Ella and Mrs.

Fitzgerald are talking about the cocktail winners and then the moms are like Hey, can we care a girl back?

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no, Ella Fitzgerald walks away and like kind of a fuss and then Ella Ella Fitzgerald Sorry, it's a little confusing What is her name?

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know her first name.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, there's [SPEAKER_02]: Allie Marie comes is like she is like this is my comedic moment.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, she walks up to the bar and she goes, oh, oh my god Can I get a massive glass of Pino Grigio and you can just um you can just leave that the bottle right there The way she said everything I'm like, why are you talking like that and then the girls come up and they're the girls the girl is the girl [SPEAKER_02]: And their mom is, they're like, mom, a seat does.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then they start like talking about all their mothers in law and this is, I, I didn't really like how this painted Ashley because I'm like, if anybody doesn't said to VV, because VVs like, oh, I know all about like, snobby in laws, Peter's mom eats pizza with knife and fork, and Ella makes his face and Ashley goes, I do that.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then Ella and VV keep having this [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, okay, like, mother, like daughter, then they keep the conversation going and then there's a little break and Ashley goes Um, your fingers don't get greasy and the cheese doesn't slide off and they continue like in economics and I'm like, oh, you're still going on about this And then they're like, oh, sometimes I just wish you were still in that basement [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think we get out.

[SPEAKER_01]: I I didn't say I know that they're like bringing it back because it was a psychotic level of like what an insane thing really You wish you wish you were on the basement.

[SPEAKER_01]: You were there for like a couple of hours You need to chill out about it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know how long they were there.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, this Pam would really drink for a year after that Right, well, I'm like this Pam probably didn't drink for a year before it [SPEAKER_01]: But I'm just like, it's so, I know why they're bringing it up, but it's hilarious.

[SPEAKER_01]: They're bringing it up.

[SPEAKER_01]: This was like a simpler time in their life when they were in the basement.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's like arguably, you've gotten more difficult.

[SPEAKER_01]: I've got a lot of things for like three hours.

[SPEAKER_02]: Because your girls were like going through a really traumatic thing.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like, you're like, you know what that time was so much simpler.

[SPEAKER_01]: When our girls were fully trapped in a house and we were in the basement, like I just liked it better.

[SPEAKER_02]: So we never talk about it again.

[SPEAKER_02]: A little moment with Toby and Emily and their Emily's asking Toby to be her manny and then Emily sees Sidney Sweeney and the other girl, Hadley.

[SPEAKER_02]: And she's like guys, you need to get away from Addy.

[SPEAKER_02]: And here's what I have to say.

[SPEAKER_02]: We'll get to the whole Maya situation of it all.

[SPEAKER_02]: But the way that Emily is talking about Adison, it's like, [SPEAKER_02]: Emily, you married your adolescent.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, that is such a good point.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, you married her and also your obsessed.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, this is, you're not on school property.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, you're at your friends rehearsal dinner.

[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe just take the night off from like, whatever this is.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_01]: And then it's like, oh, now I know I have we had to get this because one of these girls is actually Mayaznis, allegedly.

[SPEAKER_01]: And no Maya had siblings.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I didn't either.

[SPEAKER_01]: They're like, look, we want to be friends with Addison, so that we're not on the receiving end of her torture.

[SPEAKER_01]: And Emily looks at, as her name had, Lee.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hadley and then Willah is shooting.

[SPEAKER_01]: She looks at how they in goes, your aunt had a real confidence to her.

[SPEAKER_01]: And now that's what I loved about her.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like I said, I'd tie that up for Emerson to get married.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like I guess, we had to like, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: And they're like, but we feel special because she picked us.

[SPEAKER_01]: You don't say no to someone like Addison.

[SPEAKER_01]: And it almost feels like an exact, an exact, oh my God.

[SPEAKER_01]: in exact replica of like a season one moment when we're talking about Allison and like why we love tree, even though she was so horrible, but like she can do us and like whatever, and I'm just still can't get over the fact that we need her out of some.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and the way it's so on the nose, they say they finish the sentence, they say you didn't say notice someone like her, you'd have to be dead first.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then she just walk away and it's like okay, but you guys also know about the whole so like don't say the Emily because Emily is like a dog with a bone yet.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, and you actually just like poured chicken broth on the bone and now she like can she really isn't going to let go completely so then we go outside of the party Toby's outside Spencer comes out she's VV's DD and then Toby's like that where do you put on the board and this this did make me think maybe it was Alex, but I'm like where Spencer then.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Spencer down in the bunker yet.

[SPEAKER_01]: right.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's a good point.

[SPEAKER_02]: But like, she seems confused about the I know.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's the word.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, because she's what did I put?

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't even remember.

[SPEAKER_01]: I, I also think that's it's a weird.

[SPEAKER_01]: Mo, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's a weird moment.

[SPEAKER_01]: And anyway, so she's, they talk about the word.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's like, you already say it.

[SPEAKER_01]: The memorins, which he looked it up and it means a kind of unrequited love.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then they're saved by Drunk VV.

[SPEAKER_01]: They're driving home all the wine moms, Ella called Shockgun.

[SPEAKER_01]: She tells Ashley to watch it.

[SPEAKER_01]: And we know exactly where Ariah fucking gets it from.

[SPEAKER_01]: Holy shit.

[SPEAKER_01]: Holy shit, chill with Ashmar.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then Hannah comes down and she and Ashley have a little moment and Ashley says to her, look, it's none of my business, but don't take for granted the people who love you the most, just because they sometimes let you.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then just so you know, I am always on your side even when you're wrong and I'm on your side right now even though I'm saying this to you and VV goes Marin get in the car.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and so they all they all leave.

[SPEAKER_02]: So we go to the Bradley and Ezra and Arya are walking like into it and They bring up the wedding like I can't believe we're gonna be married tomorrow and Ezra is like please don't look like you're gonna freaking cry I reach on my bring up our wedding [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, you're crying face is so ugly like can you ever bring it the wedding can you not do that?

[SPEAKER_01]: Ew, it's making me want it out Mary anymore.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then we find out that this was an Arya's first opinion.

[SPEAKER_02]: This was an Arya's second opinion.

[SPEAKER_02]: This was Arya's third opinion and as Ra is like, Oh my god, how long have you known?

[SPEAKER_01]: She's like so annoying.

[SPEAKER_01]: Because she's like, I just feel so guilty like listening to all the toast tonight.

[SPEAKER_01]: Your family is talking about our kids and like, [SPEAKER_01]: I'm infertile and I feel really bad and he's like look look it's okay Like we're gonna go to our fertility specialist and we'll get another opinion and that's where she's like oh Well, that is actually the next opinion and the next one and the next one and I'm just like Ezra Sorry, you don't get to be mad at her for how she chose to like handle the information She learned about her and also like he's forgetting that it's also really hard for her Yeah, it's not actually for hard for not only does she feel guilty, but she's also having to mourn the future She thought she was gonna.

[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly and like [SPEAKER_01]: I just think it's so mad that she's known for like a couple weeks and he's like we're supposed to go through these things together Like you still are, but it's her like a turban.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, well, I thought this was something you couldn't get past and he says if you think so little of me Why would you want to marry me?

[SPEAKER_02]: And she's like, it wasn't about you.

[SPEAKER_02]: Can you understand that?

[SPEAKER_02]: It was about me.

[SPEAKER_02]: Ezra [SPEAKER_01]: It is always about me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Me, it should understand that.

[SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, yes, I do know that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, I forgot for a second.

[SPEAKER_01]: But you're right.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think all about yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: But like in this one, I'm like, it is all about her.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna get it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_02]: Zee wants to be alone tonight, and he's just like, I wish you had as much faith in me as I have in you, and she's like, I love you, and he says, I love you too, but that's not really the same thing, is it?

[SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, turns around and leave, and you can tell that he really wants her to be like, wait, stop.

[SPEAKER_01]: Or he'll like into the hotel, it doesn't turn around and he turns around and he's like, oh, okay?

[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, like, just leaving it there.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, great, see you at the altar, maybe.

[SPEAKER_01]: Do you see me at the altar if you show?

[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_02]: So we go to do the dealer in his daycare.

[SPEAKER_02]: And this is another shaming tool thing that made me laugh out loud because Ali's walking around.

[SPEAKER_02]: She's like, you've said three words to me all night.

[SPEAKER_02]: And Emily says, that's not true.

[SPEAKER_01]: there's sex.

[SPEAKER_01]: There's three more.

[SPEAKER_01]: I said sex.

[SPEAKER_01]: And the other thing, wait, you didn't even mention Alley's sweatshirt.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, I haven't yet.

[SPEAKER_02]: I haven't yet, but Emerson or Allison?

[SPEAKER_02]: I keep referring to single-guggers as their couple.

[SPEAKER_00]: I know me too.

[SPEAKER_02]: Allison, I hate the way she delivers this line.

[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry, my girl.

[SPEAKER_02]: She says, okay, either you're in a vegetative state or you're pissed at me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Or you're pissed at me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Um, Ali, have we seen this much before have I just seen it?

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no, but there was a certain turn that Ali's wardrobe took where they did start to introduce these terrible things in the wardrobe.

[SPEAKER_02]: I feel like she's working with this exact, like I feel like I've seen this before.

[SPEAKER_01]: You've made, we have seen it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I wonder if, I wonder if they did it before and it got such a reaction from people that they put it in the house.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, because it did get a pretty visceral reaction after this episode.

[SPEAKER_01]: But I'm wondering, like, did it all so before, and then that's why they were because they did so many callbacks in this episode.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, I feel like they had a cat, she had a cat, she had a cat at some point and she had the avocado toast sweatshirt.

[SPEAKER_01]: She had the toast smile, the avocado of course.

[SPEAKER_01]: So she's got this horrible hug sweatshirt that says, like, living for the weekend or something.

[SPEAKER_01]: And Emily looks like a total smoke show.

[SPEAKER_01]: Emily is like, Emily is like, Emily is like, Emily is like, Emily is like, Emily is like, Emily is like, Emily is like, Emily is like, Emily is like, Emily is like, Emily is like, Emily is like, Emily is like, Emily is like, Emily is like, Emily is like, Emily is like, Emily is like, Emily is like, Emily is like, Emily is like, Emily is like, Emily is like, Emily is like, Emily is like, Emily is [SPEAKER_01]: Um, and so Emily is like, well, why don't you tell me what I want to put in your purse?

[SPEAKER_01]: Is it a bomb?

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, I already feel like like, what do you think she put in all these parts Emily Emily and then Emily like that the fight doesn't even escalate before Emily goes Ali we are not going to bed until you tell us in the purse and Ali goes, okay, um, remind me never to throw you a surprise party Emily goes a surprise.

[SPEAKER_02]: I love a surprise.

[SPEAKER_01]: And she pulls out a ring, it's Emily's Emily's, oh my god, Emily's still Emily's grandma's ring.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's the opposite of Amazon is Emily's Emily.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, and Ali, Emily, Emily still doesn't get, get what's going on though.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like I know what, I don't know what, I don't know what, I don't know what, I don't know what, I don't know what, I don't know what, I don't know what, I don't know what, I don't know what, I don't know what, I don't know what, I don't know what, I don't know what, I don't know what, I don't know what, I don't know what, I don't know what, I don't know what, I don't know what, I don't know what, I don't know what, I don't know what, I don't know what, I don't know what, I don't know what, I don't know [SPEAKER_01]: I know that I brought all those things to me out of my baby for the baby room.

[SPEAKER_01]: That was when it was, I was doing it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, you don't get to take my things.

[SPEAKER_01]: My family heirlooms.

[SPEAKER_01]: So, Ali's like, okay, I had a whole romantic proposal planned and it didn't include me.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I've hugged sweatshirt, but I got sold as money.

[SPEAKER_02]: And you're closet all she said include a book, a sweatshirt.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, exactly.

[SPEAKER_01]: And this is really sweet because Emily goes, you want to propose to me.

[SPEAKER_01]: And it's like she just like camp, it's like she can't believe it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Ali really is choosing her.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like I'm glad they had Ali proposed to um Yeah, I think MSN really needed to have this moment like I guess maybe they felt like we needed to have the Maya moment to tie that up and then also having this moment where it's like We see the Pam and Ali thing happened and how far Pam has come how far Pam has come and then we get this moment where it's like I love when when Emily says You want to propose to me and Ali goes I'm still trying to yes [SPEAKER_02]: But she's like, you see an Emily's face and it's just like, she just like never saw it exactly that and then also happened everything that Ali says in her proposal to Emily I'm glad that the writers were able to give this moment to Emily's character because I feel like we never [SPEAKER_02]: like, page was always just like such a bitch that we never had except Maya, but my I didn't couldn't even articulate it in this clear of a way of like these are the things that always made Emily such a good character.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, and it's like a really, really lovely moment and a really sincere proposal and I wrote it down.

[SPEAKER_01]: She says, when I was at my worst, only an unhappy and angry place you loved me.

[SPEAKER_01]: When I was an ugly human being, you saw a beautiful soul.

[SPEAKER_01]: You make the world a better place because you see the good of it, and you make me a better woman because you searched for one.

[SPEAKER_02]: I love that.

[SPEAKER_02]: I love that lyric.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: I love that lyric.

[SPEAKER_01]: Do you promise to do that every day for the rest of our lives?

[SPEAKER_01]: They say yes, and I have to say, I'm pissed.

[SPEAKER_01]: They got divorced.

[SPEAKER_01]: I would have preferred the killer, Emily.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know that sounds insane.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm so sorry, the bloodness was what you go.

[SPEAKER_02]: I would have preferred they killed Emily.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's true.

[SPEAKER_02]: Because if Shay wasn't going to do perfectionists, okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, I'm with you.

[SPEAKER_02]: I actually agree, but I guess they saw the trajectory of Shay Mitchell and they were like, we just can't close out door.

[SPEAKER_01]: I guess, but I'm just like, we couldn't put it on the camera.

[SPEAKER_01]: You couldn't have made her come back as a ghost.

[SPEAKER_01]: We couldn't put her in a coma.

[SPEAKER_01]: We should like that all the time.

[SPEAKER_01]: I feel sorry.

[SPEAKER_01]: I still like my answer.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, put her in a coma.

[SPEAKER_01]: I just put her in a coma.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then when you put her down, I can't ever like move on.

[SPEAKER_01]: I guess and maybe you wanted her to be a slut.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: But I'm just like, I think after this moment, you're just going to like take all this away.

[SPEAKER_00]: I know.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's also such a moment where it's like, [SPEAKER_01]: You see the, you see the, you see two women in a relationship having honestly like one of the most traditional live like outcome, you know.

[SPEAKER_01]: For, no, I know how they got proud of that whole thing.

[SPEAKER_01]: But I mean, it's especially for like someone like Pam who like season one, you know, I feel like she'd be like, well, I just want you to be able to, I want you to have like the kids and but I want you to have this life and it's like, [SPEAKER_01]: And her shoe so close minded she like didn't see that as a possibility for Emily and it's like will look now She's like she's got the grandmother's ring.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's got the wife.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's got the two kids She's got the like Everything she wanted and like it's it's all great Yeah, everything's the fact that they and then I agree them divorce just like it's also a little way it's unlike Emily like I know Emily's not gonna divorce no [SPEAKER_01]: Emily is soon or dying for sure like that's and sorry on sorry on two teacher salaries.

[SPEAKER_01]: No way Absolutely and because Emily's not even a real teacher because those who can't do teach and those who can teach teach Jim And we don't believe that but that is the quote that is a really famous quote, and I don't know who said it, but John Somebody I know but I wasn't gonna say that was gonna be like it's like it was like [SPEAKER_00]: Do we both here as well to say goodbye?

[SPEAKER_00]: Ah!

[SPEAKER_00]: Go ahead.

[SPEAKER_00]: And then say stop.

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