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The first words out of my mouth this morning?

Oh wait, can I guess?

Sure?

Sure?

First words out of my mouth?

Where is Jerry Tarkanian?

Now?

No, No, it was after my shower.

It was after your shower.

When did I get so old?

No, I'm standing in the mirror.

Oh, you aren't naked in there.

Okay, it's not naked.

Okay, you out a towel on.

No, I was fully dressed.

Oh, fully dressed by the time I spoke.

Damn, I look good.

No, that was in the mirror, and that was only in my head.

Oh, I have no idea happy birthday?

Oh, your daughter's birthday.

My wife had called my daughter early this morning, so she then held the phone up to my head.

Twenty three, twenty three.

Nobody likes you in your twenty three.

We said, what, like in your mid twenties, and she said, I'm not in my mid twenties, still in my early twenties.

Kimberly, you said that to her, already giving her a complex at twenty three.

You're like, no, it's the late mid or late early twenties.

Early twenty three is a fun age.

It's like you're legit and adult.

You're not like college age really anymore.

You're like adult adult.

Yeah, so you know, there's no excuses when you're twenty three.

You got to get your s together.

Luckily, she's had her s together since she was about seven.

Well, it took a while, but I'd say fourteen, Okay, fourteen, it's probably.

I mean, I remember turning twenty three and I was like, okay, I cannot f around, like I cannot f around.

It's a good thing.

Deborah Mark is out of the state.

There was a nice little swarm of earthquakes last night.

Not here and we didn't feel them, but along the state of California, there was a group of five earthquakes that hit up north of Cloverdale, just east of Cloverdale, as a matter of fact, five quakes between a two point six and a four point ero.

There was a three point six magnitude quake that hit late last night just off of San Simeon.

We got a beautiful postcard from Ramona.

Oh yeah, a bald eagle there from Big Bear Discovery Center.

It's a hologram.

That's very cool, very cool.

Hi, I thought of you on my trip up to Big Bear Jackie in Shadow Say Hi, love the show, Love Romona.

That's very sweet.

I want to thank you.

We love our bald eagles.

I wonder how those, uh, those.

The little guys are doing.

Yeah, oh, you've already making their own babies.

There's a couple of things going on today that we are kind of standing by for.

We want to listen in to at least parts of them.

First of all, President Trump is supposed to speak at ten o'clock this morning regarding the summit, so we'll hear that at Gavin Newsom later on.

Right, man, I believe the Padres are holding a press conference about how they are in first place alone for the first time since like nineteen ninety or something.

Crazy.

Who saw this coming?

Dude?

Did I see the stack correctly?

When I was reading the Athletic this morning that the Dodge have dropped twenty of thirty three?

I is that could feel just like it.

I haven't read that, and then it popped into my head on my drive and I was like, is that correct?

Yeah?

That is awful.

Well, since they were tied or since they were tied with the Giants in first place in like mid June.

They have not been good.

I mean, the Giants have been obviously.

I love that you're.

Making the Giants a factor in this when it's clearly a Padre's Dodgers situation.

You know, I'm just saying that that was like the last for me.

That was the last point of reference I see, Okay, because that weekend that was supposed to be the big weekend for the Giants and the turnout to Speed, the Great Toilet Paper, the.

Great Bullpen, where is it gone gone?

Dozens of people on the injured list.

Yeah, but injuries you got to deal with.

You know, it's time for some other guys to step up.

You know, all the guys, like the big names get all the you know, they get all the heat.

There's other guys on that roster that could step up make a name from themselves.

What happened to Mookie Bets?

Dude, not even an All Star and that's a guy who's a superstar.

And granted, obviously kind of everybody lives in the shadow of Shoeyotani right now, but still, oh know, what's.

Going on ever since?

Like playoffs and playoffs Mookie is different, and I don't know how that works.

Expectations for tomorrow's summit between President Trump and Vladimir Putin in Anchorage, Alaska.

I don't know that we're going to get an immediate tea spire, but I think it's going to come.

Caam more interested in immediate piece deal, getting piece bets, And depending on what happens with my meeting, I'm going to be calling the President Olynsky and let's get him over to wherever we're going to meet.

All right, So what is the actual what are what do they want out of this meeting tomorrow?

Trump wants a victory in a ceasefire period end of story.

Putin wants land period.

Well, all the people pontificating about manipulating Trump, slow your role there.

Whatever your why is, whatever you live for, whether it's your family, whatever your thing is, whether it's cocaine or whiskey, whatever drives you, whatever gives you your kicks, whatever gets your endorphins flowing.

If you're a womanizer, if you like women, whatever it is, This is Donald Trump's thing.

This is what he loves to do, This is what drives him, This is his favorite part of life is going into a room like this and getting a deal done.

This is what he lives for.

This is his whole dopamine serotonin cocktail wrapped up in one.

Vladimir Putin is a great manipulator, yes, and a monster, an evil person.

But this is what Donald Trump does.

This is why.

This is how he got elected.

This is why he got elected.

Uh, you know, it's like Jim Harbaugh coming to the Chargers.

You know, you come in to get him into the playoffs.

He got into the playoffs last year as a disaster in Houston.

But the reason you bring Harbaugh is not to get eleven wins in the regular season.

It's not to get ten wins, not to get twelve or fifteen.

It's to get into the playoffs and deep in the playoffs.

This is what Trump does.

This is why he's called in.

This is why he knows that he wants to be the guy in the room.

Now, if he's not successful, all the talk will be as he lost a step?

Is he getting senile?

He has said that he expects to have a joint news conference after the meeting tomorrow.

Now, how do you stand with that guy?

That is my question?

On the joint press conference podium stage next to Putin.

Well, yeah, a guy who's just ruthless, who is just an international criminal right.

Already, you know, accused of war crimes and there's an international arrest warrant out for him or something.

Now, we don't belong to the National Criminal Court.

Because we have a handful of our own folks.

But they said that they're going to have a news conference tomorrow.

It's the meeting itself starts at about twelve thirty hour time, so if there is a news conference, it'd be sometime probably during John Show.

Trump had said if it doesn't go well, he'll do a news conference by himself.

There is more coming out of that meeting of oom call phone call that took place yesterday between Trump and European leaders and Zelenski of Ukraine, and a bunch of people who were on that call have said that President Trump did say he is not discussing land swap, he is not discussing territory divisions with Putin, although we know that his philosophy is nothing's off the table in these negotiations.

But he did tell those European leaders and Vladimir Zelensky that they will not be discussing land swaps tomorrow.

I have a hard time seeing the optics of that press conference happening.

I have a hard time thinking that both of them are going to get what they want out of this meeting and agree to jointly appear before reporters and take questions.

I find that that to be unlikely.

But if the bar is as low as it's not really that low, but it's not an entire piece deal.

But if it is just a cease fire, just stop shooting at each other, that is a major win.

I think for Donald Trump.

The question is is Vladimir Putin going to a bid that.

Yeah, he may, he may, You're absolutely right, he may sign off on that and then completely disregard it the following day.

All right.

Up next the Dog and Pony Show, that is Gavin Newsom is coming to LA with some other high profile Democrats, although we haven't seen the list of people who are supposed to appear with them.

We'll talk about the latest when it comes to this redistricting bs that's going on when we come back.

You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI AM six four.

You were thinking about elephants, No, no, no, no, No, I wasn't why why were you thinking about elephants?

I was thinking about we're having a show meeting slash lunch after the show today, and I was thinking about how that's really cool, Like I'm excited to have like a team.

We have a team for the first time in a long time, because this show's almost been on the air ten years, but we've had like seven different producers.

No, I really went through the number, like because there was a time when they were rotating, like we didn't have an everyday producer.

There was like two or three that were for like a year and a half or so.

Board ops, we've had like at least five.

Yeah, so like we've been kind of through the foster care system in terms of the show.

So I'm excited to have like a real family at least like for the foreseeable future.

We'll see how we'll see how our manners go at lunch today.

It's no, I'm just it's just exciting, you know, because we're a little gun shy.

You know, we're like little rescue dogs that just keep getting afraid to love.

We are afraid to love a little bit.

You know.

We've been left over and over and over again.

Some people didn't even want us, that had us all.

Yeah, they were like four.

We were forced upon them and they were like, uh fine, great.

Good morning, Gary and Shannon.

I've been meaning to make this call on this day for so many years.

Happy birthday to your daughter.

Thank you.

It's my oldest son's birthday as well.

Six.

It's a little started startling these big numbers, aren't they.

Anyway.

I have a great day.

Thanks for all you guys do.

Thank you.

How did she know it was your daughter's birthday?

Because I said that today was the first words I said, We're happy birthday.

Oh, I just don't know.

I know that, but I just thought that.

She said she's been waiting for this day.

Oh.

I guess we've said it before.

Okay.

I mean that's an interesting well.

I guess if it's their sun's birthday, the day is going to stick out.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Gavin Newsom has a news conference planned today I believe eleven thirty our time, and he is expected to, along with several other Democrats, hold ay what they refer to as high profile press conference geared toward the legislative efforts of redistricting the state of California.

Now he's calling it liberation day again, copying the President's jargon when the President talked about deploying the d C or the federal police on of the streets of DC, calling it liberation day in DC.

Newsom say, is it's a liberation day here in California?

Who is he?

Do Democrats love this when he plays the Trump game?

Am I missing out on this?

I don't know if they think it's a if it?

Do they think it's cute?

Is it?

Do they think it's funny?

I don't know what I'm not trying.

I really just don't know.

Because what I want, if I'm looking for an answer other than Trump, is somebody that rises above the all caps, juvenile name calling stuff like that works for him, and that's cool, but like it's like, you're not gonna win that game.

It's like a dress go on.

Your best friend looks great in a dress, and you're like, I love that dress on her.

It doesn't mean you should wear that dress.

Trump looks right.

It works for Trump.

Over there with his all caps and his juvenile name calling and the whole bit.

Like that works for him, but like that doesn't work for you.

If you're Gavin Newsom.

It doesn't ring true, it's not authentic, it seems petty, it's not who you are.

And that's Gavin Newsom's big problem, in my estimation, his big problem is no one knows who you are, so they're never going to buy in collectively as a country.

This redistricting thing is.

A way to add speed to the downward spiral of the country.

It's been done before.

It's been done by Democrats, it's been done by Republicans.

And guess what, good.

And guess what, no one you're not getting any points from this.

No one is going to hear a press conference about jerry mandering and jump on your train for twenty twenty eight.

John Katko is a former congressman out of New York.

I believe and agrees with us.

This is just ridiculous.

Just like my colleagues have already said to here.

Both parties are doing it, and it's disgraceful.

Both parties place the highest priority over their party and power, even much higher than their love of country and doing the right thing.

I mean, it makes no sense to me.

Gone are the days where there's any sort of working with the other side on anything federal level.

And I was in Congress.

It was a hell bent always about party, party, party, instead of country, country, country, And that is the problem Jerry Manning on both sides is disgraceful and it's selfish.

And if it fails to recognize that fifty percent of America doesn't think the way you do, so why are you just doing it just to help your party?

Again, that news conference is at eleven thirty.

They say there will be a bunch of high profile Democrats there.

I don't know if that means that the governor of New York or the governor of Illinois or Barack Obama.

I don't know who they say are high profile democrats.

It is not going to be Barack Obama.

It would seem like this is below him, yes, or beneath him?

Is That's exactly right?

All right?

Terror in the guys.

When we come back, Gary and Shannon will continue.

You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI AM six forty.

We have a story about a pilot to tell you.

A pilot who happens to be stuck in Antarctica has been stuck there since June and says he's very lonely.

It's all.

I mean I get it.

Sometimes you get excited.

You're big thumbs in there, elm are big thumbs.

It's all a promo, by the way, It's all a promo for that project, Hail Mary movie coming up.

Oh really, I think.

So They're gonna leave a guy out there since June just to promote this.

What it's like to be alone in space your only friend is an alien.

How deep are you into this book?

I am almost done.

I think I have two chapters left.

And did you love it?

Yeah?

Okay, yeah, very much.

So it's really great.

All right, I'm gonna get it from get it from my husband, and.

I hope they don't blow it.

I hope they don't blow it.

I know people are a little bit worried that Ryan Gosling is going to play the lead character in this thing.

Although he was great in movies, I didn't think he was going to be great, and I mean he kind of ruined it with the whole Barbie thing.

But like, he was really good, and I think it was drive.

He didn't talk the whole movie, which I prefer.

That's you just like looking at your right you don't exactly.

I don't like it when they have opinions and things.

He was good in the La La Lamb.

They shouldn't vote and they shouldn't drive.

Yeah, I know that wasn't my favorite movie, but another song and dance movie.

But it was like Barbie, it was good.

All right.

Now it's time for big thumbs like.

The Roger get off my plane, Roger Roger?

What's our Victor?

Victor is eno I have had with these mumpy pinte and snakes on his money?

It's Gary and Shannon's terror in the skies on KFI?

Man, Have you ever had diarrhea so bad you had to pull the car over?

Have you ever had diarrhea so bad they had to pull the plane over?

Why are you looking at me like that?

I'm waiting for this, waiting for what the story?

Wow, there is a story about.

A passenger on board a plane.

Oh who had that he was a biohazard?

Yeah?

Well it's a woman, Oh, which makes it better?

A blonde woman named Megan.

Oh seriously.

She is a frequent flyer whose sudden bout with uncontrollable diarrhea caused a United flight to call off a takeoff.

They had to call on a hazmat team.

She decided to go on TikTok, where she has twenty million viewers and tell people about this, which.

Is something I do not get.

Wow, this piece, this is like a new generation thing of like I've got.

Really bad diarrhea.

Time to tell everybody.

She says, I single handedly got a flight out of Indianapolis canceled again.

Not something to brag about, but okay, I like that.

You're so confident, she says.

If that flight cancelation changed the trajectory of your life in a really negative way, I'm so sorry.

But it wasn't without pain and suffering.

She Megan is a nanny, she's a budding actress.

She was traveling from Portugal back to the US when she felt a deep, deep disturbance in her bowels that.

Ignited something is brewing, something is happening that I'm not prepared to deal with.

She says.

It was food poisoning, an undercooked hamburger the night before her flight.

Just PSA quick PSA.

If you're ever at the Mexico City Stadium and you pick up a taco, no stay in Mexico City for a little while.

Give it a stay in the hotel.

As a matter of fact, stay in the toilet.

They have the toilet.

There's a room there specifically for you.

Food poisoning is is fatal rarely, but you know, the vomiting and the diarrhea can feel like you're gonna die.

They say you can wish for it.

But now listen, that's.

She's not alone.

They have other stories, other anecdotes of people having food poisoning on board.

There was one passenger who had to be wheeled off ever eating a smelly in flight meal and throwing up over two dozen times during a six hour flight, and a recent delta flight from Detroit to Amsterdam had to make an emergency landing in New York.

Several passengers exhibited signs of food poisoning from the spoiled food served at thirty thousand feet.

Now pack the protein bar.

That is weird because usually it takes a while, right, I mean, I know it's a long flight Detroit to Amsterdam, is what especially if it's E coli.

Turns out you have that taco, you call a game, You take a flight back, You come to your radio show in about eleven am.

You start sweating.

Then you start sweating and your co host looks over and says, you got to get to a cent thus her.

Actually I said, just have a couple of shots of brandy and wear some sweats and sweated out.

You did, which probably was good medical advice.

Now there was another one, a Breeze Airways flight.

Have you ever heard of Breeze Airways?

Breeze Airways flight that was going from let's see to Norfolk, Virginia on its way to LA had to stop in Grand Junction, Colorado because a guy kept getting up and yelling racial epithets at people, and then when he was trying they were trying to subdue him, he started hitting them with his seat belt.

Jory, why am I here after seven forty five?

I'm want to tell you why does Tony hop want to be from Outer Banks, North Carolina?

With a skateboard?

Had too many Bloody Murray's this morning.

Apparently he'd been drinking.

The flight attendants couldn't get him to sit in his seat, and then this gigantic human being they refer to him as the linebacker in seventeen c literally picked this little guy up and shoved him in his seat.

He still got up a couple of times, but they arrested him and took him off the plane.

In Colorado.

All right, the story of more tear in the skies, Well it's not in the skies anymore, but it does involve a pilot, an American pilot.

Diaryixcu'se me diarrhea.

And why is diaryhea so funny?

Because it's so not because it's not happening right now.

No, and it's not happening right now.

An American pilot has been stuck in Antarctica since June.

He's only been outside for an hour.

Over the last six weeks, he's lost twenty pounds.

His name's Ethan.

We'll tell you what the hell's going on with Eaton, Ethan?

Why is he stranded?

When we come back, you're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI AM six forty.

I was at yoga yesterday and I swear ach Efron was right next to me, and he came in a little late, and he had a mustache.

So does ac Efron have a mustache?

Yeah?

He does, Okay, I swear this was Zach Effron, like it was, but he smelled so bad, like his mat smelled bad, and his total foot smell.

It was so And he was right next to me, so It's like all I could smell was ac Efron's feet the whole time.

What, yeah, but I mean the kids built chiseled.

Zac Efron's feet don't smell.

Oh my god.

It was awful.

It was really, it was because it's a foot smell.

Interesting.

You ever smelled feet?

Sure, it was that magnified.

And then didn't have like a towel on his mat, and the mat clearly had been used, So there was that kind of.

Thing going on.

But good looking kid.

He looked exactly like I mean, I cannot I would be shocked if it wasn't Zach Effron.

Did you say anything to them?

What are they?

Zach?

Your feet stink?

No fewer Americans who are reporting that they drink alcohol because of this belief that even moderate consumption is a health risk.

A new Gallup poll shows fifty four percent of adults say they drink alcoholic beverages liquor, wine, or beer.

That's the lowest since Gallup has been asking the question for the last ninety years.

The record high percentage of adults fifty three percent, say that moderate drinking can be bad for your health.

They refer to moderate drinking as one to two drinks a day.

That's the thing, like when you drill down about what the science says and just knowing that it's you know, I'm not trying to ruin anyone's good time, but that it's just poison that you're just pouring in.

Like even if you're trying to be healthy in other areas of life, like you're just countering that with that and one to two.

They say if you have one to two seven days a week, that that's.

More than moderate for women, that's heavy.

Yeah, And I'm thinking when I was drinking, I wasn't having a glass of wine.

I was having like six.

In a week.

No, in a sitting.

I mean, who has one glass of wine?

I don't know those people.

Are there people that just have one glass of wine with dinner every night?

I guess maybe, But then what's the point.

What's the point and is it worth?

You know, what you're doing to your body even with that one cup of poison?

Well, so it's it's I've had this conversation before with people who really love wine as an example, because I am I would prefer if I had my choice, I would prefer to have a good, well well made beer.

But that doesn't mean I don't like wine, but there are people I think who drink wine specifically who are perfectly happy with the mix.

It's part of the dinner.

It's nothing else.

Yeah, it's not meant for that relaxation.

It's it's part of the culinary experience.

Right.

It goes with the me and then done.

They're done, and that's it.

They don't want anymore.

They're fine, they're you know, going, fascinating person.

Yeah, I think that's the rarer person.

That's what I think.

But you're like that.

You can have like a beer and be fine and be chill.

I can also have five and be fine and be chill more chill.

Yeah, you stop talking after a while.

You're like my grandfather.

Minnesota Vikings are well well, yeah, Minnesota Vikings are coming under fire.

Is this over coaching?

Nope?

What is it?

Even less important?

Cheerleaders?

Oh, for the love, So the Minnesota Vikings announce their cheerleading squad and there are two dudes on it.

Yeah, the Rams have this and they have a trans person.

I believe there are twelve NFL teams.

A lot of them will have men on a lot of them too, And people are losing their ever loving minds.

Well, the fact that cheer teams still exists is a conversation too.

Also valid.

But there's all I mean, cheerleading itself, that whole thing started as a dude thing.

They were dudes long before they were women, right, And we have had presidents who were cheerleaders.

I mean it was kind of weird that one day though, when you came to the Chargers game and you were like, where are the cheerleaders?

And I was like, oh, they got rid of them, like a couple of years ago, and you had you had five beers and then you jumped over the partition there in the seats on the field that you had and you started doing a routine.

It was that.

It was that, like it was that one song like.

Shake shake It, Shake Shake It, and.

You came alive.

It wasn't this, but that's what I remember being laid in mind.

And there was like a lot of this, yeah, yeah, Elmer knows a song.

It was very nineties boy band and you were trying to What you were trying to do is bring it back, like bring back the cheerleading.

You think I'd be able to hop the partition and not get tackled by security, right, away.

Well, it happened because they saw what you were working with and they wanted to see you.

We're gonna let this breathe for a minute and see where it goes, right.

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