Episode Transcript
When CHRISA says impetus, I said.
Speaker 2He drives me fucking nuts, Like, oh well, the impetus of the plus ones podcast was born.
Speaker 1Calm down with Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio.
Okay, so here we go.
Speaker 3I'm gonna Ryan, our wonderful producer, is going to pop in here and he's going to lead this little game that I am affectionately calling Hi Ryan, the not Newlywed Game.
Speaker 1All right, let's go.
Speaker 4Whoa?
Speaker 5All right, not Newlywed Games.
Steve, you're our guests.
Thanks so much for being here today, So we are going to start with you.
Speaker 6As the game goes, we'll throw out a question about what you believe Carissa's answer will be, and then Carisa will revere whether or not you got that rights then vice versa.
I will ask Chris about Steve, and Steve, you will let us know she got that correct.
Speaker 1I love this.
Speaker 3Before we go, Before we get going, I just need to point out, because Steve, you get complimented on your hair a lot.
You've got great hair.
How great is Ryan's hair?
Speaker 4Look good?
Speaker 6Steve was talking about using the hair dryer, getting the quaff going.
Speaker 5And then we're showing man, we're showing AI pictures of Steve.
I'm like, I gotta step my game up.
Speaker 1Well, you look fantastic.
The volume is voluming.
Speaker 4Question.
Speaker 5I appreciate that, all right.
Speaker 6I also got to remember cord integrity on putting the hair dryer away, right, Steve.
Speaker 4It's.
Speaker 1It has gotten better.
Speaker 5Actually, listen, we're always improving.
We're always improving, all right.
Speaker 2Maintenance when you're like tell or something the way that they wrapped if somebody got a tutorial on that, the way they wrapped the cord around.
Speaker 4Like the hair dryer or whatever other tool, the tool you.
Speaker 3Can't get it off.
It's incredible, I know.
So like pushing it and learn like I don't.
Speaker 2Know it just like a pass down from generation to generation, uh person, or like you get like a course when you go like, hi, I knew, employees, how you wrap the hair dryer.
Speaker 5It's probably install type of thing, right, Yeah, good point.
Speaker 3And how about when you're at the really nice hotels and they wrap yourself they wrap your phone charging cord in that little velcrow thing, you know, the one ye shout out for seasons.
We should get called those things.
Speaker 4Cell phone cord wraps.
Speaker 6Although I did, I did get a little sneaky error on that without realizing it.
One night, I just went and plugged my phone in.
After they did that, I was like laying the battle.
I plugged this in for tomorrow, wasn't plugged into the wall, so that, yeah.
Speaker 5You got.
Speaker 4It, goes back to maintenance.
That's right, That's what I say.
Speaker 1Ready, all encompassing?
Speaker 3All right, all right, well, thank you guys for listening to our ted topord maintenance.
Speaker 1Okay, first question is.
Speaker 5Steve, I'm starting with you.
What is Carissa's favorite movie?
Speaker 1Oh?
Speaker 4So, do I say it out loud or do I show what I wrote down?
Speaker 2Yeah, Carissa's favorite movie is Sawshank Redemption or.
Speaker 1Shot the nailed it on the first one, Pretty Woman's Number two.
Speaker 3But you're right, it is Shawshank Redemption.
Okay, all right, good job, babe, you're on the board.
Speaker 5That's right, same to you.
What is Steve's favorite movie?
Speaker 3Steve's favorite movie is also Showshank Redemption.
Speaker 6Okay, all right, there we go, right right right, I'm right.
So, how quickly into the relationship did we realized we had the same favorite movie?
Speaker 5Because this feels.
Speaker 4Like a week and a half ago.
Speaker 1Really no, Yeah, because I.
Speaker 4We're talking about it.
Speaker 2I think it's a ranch and because I was like, your favorite movie is Pretty Woman, She's like, yeah, but it's alsome.
Speaker 3But I honestly did not.
I know that you said you liked Shoshing, but I can't.
I couldn't remember if that was your favorite, So I wasn't listening.
Speaker 4Okay, or that or wedding crashers for sure.
Speaker 1Oh wow, okay, good to note for the next time we play this game.
Speaker 6All right, well, I am glad considering you guys just talked about that within the past week that you both got it right, So good job on you.
Speaker 2That's well Ryan, that'd say lesson in listening listening to each other.
Speaker 4So good.
Speaker 6I'm taking notes.
I'm taking notes, believe you.
Yeah, all right, Steve, here we go.
Carissa's favorite color, Chris's favorite color.
Speaker 4If you were.
Speaker 3Listening, then okay, okay, okay, okay, Steve, I swear to god you were listening because I wrote it was blue.
Speaker 1Now green.
Speaker 5Wow, See this guy's on fire.
Speaker 3God, that's fantastic.
Steve's favorite color is also green.
Speaker 5It is right, oh, and remains green until we're not changing.
Speaker 3No, he didn't change.
I do remember that because he has green eyes.
And I was like, oh, that's good that you're this is fun, okay to both of you.
Speaker 5Question Steve Carrissa's favorite show?
Speaker 1This is a no brainer.
Speaker 3Willis date Line?
Everyone knows that too easy to I want to be on Dateline, not in like case.
Speaker 5I want to be the way.
Speaker 2If you guys should get him on the podcast, I think that'd be fantastic.
Speaker 1It's like my celebrity crush.
Speaker 6Okay, careful, see if he may replace you permanently as a fill and co host, if that ever happens.
Speaker 4To be Honestly, there was one guy that I would be Okay.
Speaker 1I think he meant it's my boyfriend.
I was like, Mary, Okay.
Speaker 5Steve's favorite TV show is what Carissa.
Speaker 4Ship I have?
Speaker 1I honestly have no idea what his show is.
Speaker 5I think you talked about this, not on a recent episode.
No way.
Well, I'll let you guess, and then I'm going to say what I think.
My guess is.
Speaker 1Steve doesn't even like TV.
He doesn't watch TV.
Speaker 4Yeah, but I do have a favorite TV show.
Speaker 1Oh, Arrested Development.
Speaker 4I didn't.
Speaker 3I didn't write that down, but but I did.
I do know now when you say that.
Speaker 6Yes, OK, I was going to say the other day when we were talking about TV shows and stuff, you said mad Men.
Speaker 5You were talking about how much he likes mad.
Speaker 1Oh, he does like mad Man.
Speaker 4Just a good job.
Yeah, yeah, but development if you haven't seen that with Jason Bateman, it is the funniest show ever written on TV, and ever it is.
Speaker 3I'm going to try to watch it again with you because I don't.
I don't think I give it enough.
I'm like ten minutes in and I'm asleep.
Speaker 5Are you going to let her skip ahead to like the last episode since that's how she is.
Speaker 4You want to talk about?
Speaker 1It's crazy?
Speaker 4It is.
It should be legal, they should start it shouldn't allow that.
Speaker 3Guys, we all know the Titanic saying okay, and we've still watched the movie.
Who cares what happens at the end.
I need to then, I figured out how.
Speaker 4You want to feel it.
I don't want to see you.
I want to like get into it.
Speaker 3And you know what that works for you, and I applaud you for that, But I how about this move?
How about when you're with your significant other on the couch and they're like, oh, do you want to watch a new show.
And then I'm like, yeah, let's watch that one, and you click on it and you already see there are three episodes in.
I go, hey, what the hell's going on here?
You've already started the show.
Speaker 4You do that?
Speaker 1You do that, Steve, You pretend because you're hoping I don't pick that show as the one to watch.
And then we make the show and I go no.
Speaker 3No, and I go, wait a minute, you already started watching this, And you go no, no, just one episode.
Speaker 4No.
Speaker 1Netflix doesn't lie either.
Just prime video.
It shows you what episode you're in.
Speaker 5You know, don't blame it, Steve.
You know, well, tape does not lie.
Never does.
Speaker 4Yeah, it's the truth.
It is the truth.
Speaker 2And this guy never lies.
I actually we talked about this right when we moved in together, about how you can really learn a lot about somebody when you like see what they've watched.
So if you know, we move in together and like you know, whoever whatever's logged in.
But and she comes home and she sees I've watched like eighteens co ed cheer Camp and like all these weird things that are on, like you know, Sex Island and all this weird shit.
Speaker 4Like just sit here watching this.
Speaker 2Or recently I noticed that the only thing that Carissa watches are like, you know, How to Kill Your Husband?
Speaker 4Season thirty seven, episode forty three.
She's watched six hundred episodes disappear.
Speaker 1Continue watching How to Get Away with Murder?
Speaker 7Yes, you continue watching them?
Speaker 1Okay, sorry?
Right, what was the next question?
Speaker 5All right, here we go, Steve.
We're under you here and by the way, we are on you, Steve.
Speaker 8You guys are just dialed in.
We're dial every single one.
See what happens when gotten married?
Second and you're on the same wavelength and everything.
Speaker 4All right.
Speaker 5Carrissa's favorite meal to order.
Speaker 1This is tough ship, I said, soup.
Speaker 5Soup, soup, Aaron.
Aaron talked about loving soup, and you gave her ship for it that one day.
Speaker 1That was three years ago.
Ryan, I love soup.
Speaker 2I love you're not ordering soup though you're making it at home.
Speaker 1I think this is you order that coconut soup for me that I love.
Speaker 2You do like the tom ca, Yeah, I do like the For those who don't who are familiar with the.
Speaker 1Language, yeah, please do a lingo.
Okay, I like soup, but yeah, do you like dominoes.
Speaker 5First incorrect answer, that's all right.
Speaker 1Ship Steve tries to go all fancy.
Was like ordering food and I'm like, just give me.
Speaker 4Order a lot of dominoes when I'm not Oh yeah, the.
Speaker 3Boxes are packed stacked up by the garbage can and by the way, I admit that.
Do you ever throw things away and you don't want me to see them?
And so you like lift up the bag and you put them underneath it like a trash bag.
Speaker 4No, I don't think so, but I don't know.
Speaker 5I don't know.
Speaker 1I just want to.
Speaker 4Right order.
Speaker 5Okay.
Speaker 3I don't know if discounts because I wrote too, because he always orders from this Mexican food place that has the yellow bag that I just I hate that place sushi.
Speaker 1So you sushi, we'll give it, okay, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3Always orders from this Mexican food place and it's gross.
Speaker 1I don't understand why you like that.
And every time I comes, You're like, this is gross.
I don't know, every time.
Speaker 4I don't know.
Speaker 1I don't get it, but I.
Speaker 4Don't want to.
I don't want to out him on this podcast.
Speaker 1But well, we didn't say the name of the place.
They just yellow that it's going to.
Speaker 5Be one of those things where like he loves it and you hate it, so that's why he was order.
But if you don't even like it, what are we doing here?
Steve?
Speaker 2Thank you and like it's like okay enough and it's always passage.
Speaker 5Yeah, okay, all right, hearing us?
Steve?
What is Chris's biggest pet?
Speaker 4Peeve?
Speaker 1I have a lot of them.
Speaker 2Uh, we know, uh, when not following through with something.
That's when someone doesn't follow through with something, like when the gardener says he's going to fill the fountain and he doesn't.
Speaker 1Don't put it on the gardener.
This one's on you, bro.
Speaker 3It's not breaking down boxes, lights and ac on you and the boxes.
Steve's gotten to a place where he's got a secret dumpster because he doesn't want to break down the box.
Speaker 4Do you have a secret dumpster?
CD of l A find me.
You won't.
It's top secret.
Speaker 2Also, there's a there's not a no dumping sign, So I'm really not breaking any laws.
Speaker 1No, you're not.
Speaker 3It's in a trash can.
You're not just rolling on the side of the road.
I'm just saying you would never that's how.
But you don't like breaking down boxes that you're going to drive to a location that has a big recycling bin and throw it in there.
Speaker 1So, but it's leaving premise.
Speaker 5That's that's.
Speaker 3Down boxes once a week up the leaving lights on and AC on.
So if you're not home, we don't have to run the a C.
There's no dogs in the house.
Speaker 5There nothing.
Speaker 1Okay, okay, okay, can here with sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 4The nest has a scheduling function.
Speaker 2If you turn the A C on at the same time day after day, it'll like learn and it'll just come on.
Speaker 1It will.
Speaker 4I don't know how to combat that.
Speaker 2I'm not a big fan of infrastructure and technology, but it's what we have.
Like, yeah, it's always thegith.
Speaker 4That's true.
Speaker 1He's blaming the algorithm.
Hey, there's a function on it called off and you just turn it off and then.
Speaker 4I know you do that schedule it pops back on.
Speaker 3No, it doesn't question for you.
And since we have Ryan on here, what is it with men and air conditioning?
I swear to god, you guys can't survive without air conditioning, Steve, Like it has to be on twenty four hours a day.
Do you guys really run that hot women are the one that has metapause or whatever.
Speaker 5Yeah, I'm a hot sleeper, so I'm going to need to see an airflow going otherwise the sweats start.
Speaker 6Happening and then you know you're waking up in the middle of the night, and that's not good.
Speaker 4Can't sleep if you're hot.
Exact to sleep one of the most incredible inventions of It's true Sean.
Speaker 3Actually, Sean Payton was the one that told me about that.
He bought that for all of his players when he was in it was New Orleans at the time, and then I worked with Sean the following year when he took a year off from coaching.
An ate sleep not an ad, but wish it was.
You can make one, and this is why it's perfect.
Steve's bet side of the bed can be freezing.
Mine can be normal, or it could be hot.
Like you can change the temperature.
It's really nice.
It's great.
Speaker 4Just get out with a new version with a blanket that goes over.
Speaker 1We can't afford that same thing.
We don't have Sean Payton money.
Speaker 6Okay, next question, Steve's Steve's biggest pet, Peeve, what do you think CHRISA.
Speaker 3Oh, he has Steve.
Okay, this is one thing.
Steve has so many redeeming qualities.
Steve doesn't vocalize his disdain for me the same way that I do.
Speaker 1Like, Steve knows very much where I stand on things like we hate the box as we hate they.
Speaker 3Steve, this is why he needs to go to therapy, because he holds everything in and one day he's just going to unleash on me.
Speaker 1And so I don't even know.
Speaker 3When I was going to answer this question on the paper, I was like, I don't even know what his pet peeve is because you don't really vocalize it except whenever I say things like.
Speaker 1Oh, I hate everyone.
You don't like that.
Speaker 3So I wrote down saying I hate everyone.
Okay, but that's not a good pet.
I can't think of a good pet peeve that you have with me, So why don't you tell me?
Speaker 1And I won't get mad?
Speaker 4Okay, I wrote it down.
Okay, So serenity now, insanity later.
It's a great way to live.
Trust me.
Speaker 1When CHRISA says impetus.
Speaker 4I say it drives me fucking nuts.
Are you like?
Speaker 2Oh, well, the impetus of the Plus Ones podcast was born like.
Speaker 4Nuts.
I don't even know if I spelled it right, that might not be.
Speaker 3I'm sorry that my large vocabulary upset you that.
Speaker 2And then to your point of what you wrote down when you say I'm the assholes like those two things.
Speaker 4Other than that, I think you're perfect.
Speaker 1You also like what I say the word circuit is You don't like when I say, like any sort of.
Speaker 4Four words other than that you're great?
Speaker 1Why do you get upset with my great books?
Speaker 2Just like because sometimes like you saying when like you don't need to say them, Like.
Speaker 1You're like like you think I'm showing off.
Speaker 2Kind of, but like it's just like unnecessary showing off, like you're saying them and no one else even knows what the hell they mean.
So it's not like showing off, Like.
Speaker 1It's just you're intimidated by my vocabulary.
That's fine, Okay, last, but not late.
Speaker 6My last question, Steve, here we go Carrisa's favorite vacation spot, Ruby Ranch.
Speaker 3Well, no, that's not that's wh we live there part time.
That can't be a vacation.
Think about vacation like.
Speaker 1We have to get on the planet.
Speaker 3No, but that's good.
I love Santa Barbara.
It's the new one.
You just took me to Lake Como.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's my new favorite vacation spot.
My favorite place to go in life is Ruby Ranch.
I do love Santa Barbara, but your.
Speaker 4Favorite vacation you wrote the question r Yeah totally.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, you're playing the gardener.
Speaker 6You're playing uh like, I'll make sure that we get those lights turned off in the ace figured out, don't.
Speaker 1I mean, the neastest guy out.
Speaker 4I'm gonna videotape the scheduling function on the nest.
They need to fix it.
Speaker 3Okay, this is after he drops the boxes off.
So how did we do overall?
Speaker 5Steve's favorite vacation spot.
Speaker 3Oh, Steve's favorite vacation spot.
I wrote Like Como too, because I you love that, but yeah.
Speaker 4I really will we know what is your planning our next trip back?
Speaker 2I wrote Ruby Ranch because I thought it was like favorite place to go it.
Speaker 5Yeah, it's a bad question.
That one doesn't count.
Speaker 4It's okay, well yeah.
Speaker 5We only did let's see one two.
Speaker 1Oh no, I think we're fifty percent.
Speaker 6Maybe we started out red hot, started out red hot, the pet Peeves.
Speaker 5We lost we lost our direction a little bit there, and then vacation h Yeah, all right, good, We're good.
Speaker 1We have room for improvement.
But you know what, I'm willing to put in the work for you.
I'm willing to do that.
Speaker 5All right.
Speaker 3Well, I will close out this session by saying, and Ryan, you can listen, becauld you listen to the podcast anyways.
Speaker 1As our producer.
Speaker 3Steve, I love you.
Thank you for filling in for Aaron in her absence.
You are the best thing that's ever happened to me.
And I adore you.
Speaker 4I might get back down on one knee.
I might get back down on one knee.
Do we have any more time left?
We're almost no, We're all.
Speaker 1Out of time.
All right, guys, We'll see you next week week Bye.
Speaker 4I love you.
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