My chips and.

A kalas are racist money.

Turn stuff.

I can't tell me.

Santa Baby, just bring a present under the tree for me, A ninety eight convertible light blue.

I'm looking for a fly guy like you.

Welcome little Mama's and gentiles and like.

To another novel episode of bah Baba Told Me the podcast where we dive deep deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we don't prove shit.

Merry Christmas, you bitch.

God Damn, it's Christmas and you a bitch.

Still It's Christmas as hell and you still a bitch?

Should I ask for some bitch for Christmas?

Blu Sana, Please get this bitch off.

I mean somebody said I have one.

I have one that I've been thinking of.

I'm excited.

I think Kwansa could have worked if you repositioned its place in the calendar.

You can't compete with Christmas.

You need to move somewhere, like you know that little holiday drought from like February to May.

Ye put it in there.

I don't disagree with you.

I think I think it's going up against a really tough spot to be the day after Christmas.

What are we gonna do man, like I've hit the highest high, even if I want to celebrate Kwansa, even if I'm not anti Kwansa in this journey, God damn, are you making me ask a lot?

You still feel Christmas?

Because it's America.

I can't not you can't.

I mean, I think you as Jewish people.

They must they.

I mean, I guess they live in pretty Jewish communities a lot.

Yeah, but they write fucking Christmas songs and it's like most of them are Jewish people.

It's just like I feel like in America, you feel a major holiday wardless of whether or not like all those people can be like, I don't forget it's indigenous land, but you still felt man, thanks you felt that shit.

It It is an inescapable term.

And I think that Christmas is the same thing.

So to put it the day after it is not possible.

But you put it in that little drought.

You put it in that time period where we don't have any days off, yeah, and we don't have any behind us, And you say, go want to get your Kwanza.

I think people flock.

And and I think it gives you a chance to take out the gift giving element of Quanta, which isn't its best feature right right, Like nobody is like, oh I got great gifts for Kwanza and shit.

I think it then allows us to create something independent of gift giving, where we can actually make something meaningful for a community.

Yeah.

I think it was just I just think I think it's a I think it's a placement thing.

It is a placement issue, and I do think some of this.

I'm gonna be careful when I say this.

Some of this is going to require black people to decide we are we are better than what they're asking of.

You know what I mean that like, we're gonna have to give up the position we have in order to gain a better spot.

Oh yeah, rather than sort of standing on our ship and being like no it's supposed to be the day after, it's like, now we gotta give it up.

Man.

Recognize the title light that is Christmas.

It already is.

It's built in, it's baked into this thing.

Even if the world falls apart, they're not turning to Kwansa next.

No, No, if the world falls apart, I think they fucking elevate Christmas.

Yeah, then it's like, oh, this is the one thing we have from the old world.

We celebrate Christmas.

It's like the end of the Grinch.

Ye, exactly like that.

We we don't even have a roast beast, but we're still gonna We're gonna sit together and we're gonna bond because it's Christmas.

Christmas is unfatable.

Yeah, just we just you just gotta move it.

And and we do say Merry Christmas on this holidays.

We don't say happy Holidays, not Mary Xmiths.

We keep that Christ in.

There, We keep that is in there.

We love them too much.

Him in the middle.

We got a lot of we we haven't done this in a while, but I think it's good that we do it.

We got some emails from let's get to the email and this is our holiday episode.

I don't have anything even kind.

Of press something Christmasy.

Give the folks something, uh with a good, warm, jolly spirit.

Pot my butt.

Pot, pot, my butt pot, my butt pot, pot my butt.

Do you know what pop my butt meant to Harriet Tubman?

Do you know what that meant?

It meant a whip?

Ye?

And do you know what it meant to missus Claus something else opposite?

Yeah, that's okay.

They won't notice, they won't know.

Hi.

We're gonna do an email.

But we got an email from someone who said, hello, Langston and David.

Don't we don't have a name for this person.

Maybe they said in the body of the email, they said, I love the podcast three exclamation points.

My mama told me that Santa Claus will spit his chewing tobacco directly into your eyes if he catches you looking at him on Christmas Eve.

Santa's chewing tobacco will cause permanent, sudden magical blindness.

All right, I.

Don't think that's just Santa's chewing.

I think you don't want that stuff in your eyes or no.

Also, I think regionally, if you are somewhere where Santa had chewing tobacco anyways, you were coming from maybe a Dirk.

That's right, you know, I agree with you.

I've never heard of Saanda smoking cigarettes or chewing tobacco.

I thought Santa was not addicted to nicotine products.

Yeah, that's unfortunate that he is.

But no, I don't believe that that Santa is spitting in my eyes.

Because you're in a you're you're at a place where they could easily convince you that Santa choose.

They were like all the men you know, choosers.

Of all you know.

He chews tobacco.

It's a long ride.

Santa needs to come.

What's he gonna stop and smoke cigarettes?

No, he has to get his fixed and he just spits it out the sleigh.

He spits it out, and if it does land on your head, that's good luck.

But if it gets in your eyes, your couragechow blind, cube blind, magical shoe blind.

I was talking to my little brother about this, since we have a big age gap between us and didn't believe in Santa at the same time.

We somehow never discovered this until recently.

Always sounds like they both were told this despite being from different eras of Santa belief.

I asked my mom about the origins, and she swears she didn't make it up, and when she was growing up, old black people would tell this to children.

I doubt that I will share this with my kids.

I would hope not not, because I don't want to pass down the mostly the most jolly form of terror that I've ever experienced.

But I fear the children of today don't know what chewing tobacco is.

Anyway, Please share your thoughts.

Have you ever heard of this?

Enjoyed the holiday season?

Ever heard of it?

But noted several times.

I was not a Santa like I had never enerly it does.

The Lord doesn't run deep in my family.

I yeah, I don't know what.

I never heard of this in my life.

Santa for me was never punishing people.

Yeah, yeah, I mean, I guess the lump of.

Coal that was to me more just like, hey man, you know what you did right, right right, I'm just giving you what you earned.

You did this to you, Yeah, and we can we can reassess next year.

I'm not like permanently mad at you.

This Santa is like I will take your fucking eyeballs from you.

You're right, because like Santa also never felt like he wanted to give the call.

No, it felt like it was like you forced him to do it.

This this one is imagining Santa is Steve Harvey at the Steve Harvey Show.

Yeah, it's like, if you look at me in the hallway, I'll fucking I'll fucking kill you.

I feel like Santa.

Also, I feel like there's Santa also stem from one time there was a Santa with Chew and tobacco.

But I think this came from a real event.

People saw what happened.

Yeah, maybe they had the meanest uncle place saying, I assume it was to work off some.

Type of a card den.

Yeah, and then like he's spitting the kid's eye, and they were like, you know, don't do that.

You know you aren't supposed to ask mister Isaac to do this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, now he is, and he's acting the way mister Isaac always acts.

He chews tobacco and he spits on children.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we knew that.

Yeah, you looked at him too long, and that's on you, baby, Now move out the way.

The line is pretty.

Packed, But I like the conspiracy.

I think it's nice.

I do think that that children would probably behave better with a few knuckle sandwiches on the other end of it.

Yeah, I mean, yeah, I get that.

I don't think I feel like kids aren't afraid of violence now in the home, right.

My children certainly aren't.

I can't speak to other people's kids, but I'm threatening a lot after a while, blowing out threats left and right, and they don't believe a word.

Yeah, go ahead, and man, go to jail.

Tonight.

Yeah.

I like that though.

I like a meaner I like a meaner Santra who cares.

Yeah.

In in in other countries, Santa is a little meaner.

He seems like a lot more nefarious in in like Black Pete.

Yeah, well, black Pete is his slave.

That isn't Santa.

That's the slave boy he keeps with him.

I thought I thought it was his friend.

No, I thought it was like mister Isaac.

Unfortunately, No, this is is a slave and he might be cool like mister Isaac, but he is not probably means he's also mean like mister we understand.

Yeah, but there are like versions of Santa Claus and like Germany and ship where like he is a demon of sorts.

Crampis is sort of like the punished, punishing Santa versus like the other spirits that are a little more like gift giving and jolly and shit.

I think I'd rather actually stay.

When I think about Crampus, I'm like, nah, keep it.

At the end of the year, we're just trying to.

Go out nice.

I don't need a demon.

Yeah, Santa's nice.

I like Santa being nice.

I like the Coca Cola version of Santa.

Yeah, yeah, jolly white man, red cheeks.

Come on, you don't got to be black for me.

I don't need that.

And I know that that may sound like some cool shit.

I really don't know.

I'm just I'm just really trying to think about it in a real way, because we did just get some black Santa Claus wrapping paper and I love it.

No, I'm cool with with a black Santa, but I don't feel that deep need where it's like Santa, my children are only going to know a Bana.

I don't think that's where we need to fight that battle.

No, there are still white people.

We can have beloved white people.

Here's my problem is that when you make Santa uh, when you're too passionate about Santa's racial identity, you stop dealing with the fact that this motherfucker ain't real.

At the end of the day.

That's a good point.

My kids are going to eventually come to understand that this isn't real and therefore anything can be whatever you want it to be.

Yeah, that's fair.

I don't need you to be under some weird restriction where it's like no Santa, black Santa, Santa white, Like that's all gonna make you messy and weird.

I don't need that.

I still am pro black Easter money.

I love a black Easter much.

Make the Easter Bunny as dark as you can as jam and Hansu Jaimen Hanzu starring this year in the Easter Bunny.

Uh.

But yeah, I like that.

I think that's a funny conspiracy.

I've never heard it.

It sounds like you're from a harsh place, and it sounds like you've outgrown it.

Good for you.

Yeah, don't you tobacco, and don't tell your children that that could happen to them.

Don't you find tobacco.

The leaf stuff is sick.

The next email says, hey, conspiracy nerds, I don't like that.

Long time, first time.

My baby cousin told me some shit yesterday during our evening smoke session that really fucked me up.

She said, Santa is a cryptid.

Here's her proof.

Santa is a jolly, plump elf.

Have you ever heard of a fat elf?

He's got to be their king.

Okay, this already puts me in a challenging position.

Yeah, your postures turn serious.

I don't consider Santa to be an elf.

I didn't think so either.

I think that's a man who has met some elves and decided this is a good business opportunity.

Yeah, it's like it's like a snow White and the Seven Doors.

You know.

Yeah, I never thought he was a big I never thought he was a big elf.

No, I think he's a I think that's a full grown dude.

And he doesn't have like names like them.

Yeah Santa, Yeah, he's not like Molly Wipe or whatever.

Gum belly.

Yeah, very masculating names on these elves.

You got elves.

You gotta think about that.

But now I can imagine smoking with my baby cousin.

I get lost in it a little bit.

You start, you.

Stop thinking because he does entirely hang out with elves.

Nobody has a familial history with him.

Yeah, he's almost like the Gary Owen of of elves.

Yeah, where you're like, hey, man, he's not black, but he has spent a lot of time with us.

It's Missus clausingol.

I do not believe Missus Claws.

I think if she is an elf, Santa's a fuck boy.

I think Santa's a piece of shit.

You gotta like a scummy Santa.

And he moved into this community and just started stealing their women.

That's nuts, you know what I mean?

Je did on her with another black lady.

All I'm saying, Santa people loved by the elves and not be one is how I feel.

Sure.

Yeah, okay, here's here's their other proof.

He's like a cross between Dionysus, rosy cheeks and a bowl full of jelly.

And they all father snow white hair, twinkling eyes.

Odin, I guess so or Zeus.

I think whatever you consider to be you know, the the image of the game God, that is Jesus's daddy in your mind.

You know what I mean that that whole thing.

And like Bigfoot, Santa is frequently sighted but never caught.

Are people seeing Santa?

No, I don't know anybody who I think.

I saw him in the sky and go to sleep.

Yeah.

Last year we put I.

Only know that from commercials we put.

We put fucking baby powder on some of my boots and then we we made prints to be like whoa Anta was here?

Did she go crazy?

Idiots believed every word I said, fucking dumb dumbs.

I did it.

I made the prince, I made a full circle.

I made it go over by the cookies.

And then I made it walk out.

It's all a lie.

That's that's so sweet though, what you're saying.

They're so dumb fall for anything.

Yeah, I'm here trying to hear.

Yeah, okay, they're your kids, all right, he said.

Now I did remember her, or I did remind her that a Kryptidis part animal like a missing link, y'all.

She thinks Bigfoot is like the missing link between us and the apes.

Santa is like the link is the link between us and the future.

Whoa, the suit is his skin not close.

We're all getting bigger, we're living longer.

He's showing us the future.

I don't know what y'all think, Amari.

I think maybe one blunt evening session with the baby cousin split her brain still developing.

Split that blunt, yeah, split it out on both knee one.

Maybe put some grabber in there or some shit.

I don't know where you are regionally.

Uh No, I think now's the time to invest in your cousin on a more personal level.

Yeah, man, you guys can just talk.

You don't have to make up sort of whimsy to be able to connect with you.

Guys don't got to get zooted anymore.

Bro, ask her what her dream is.

Yeah, like really get to know who she is and maybe you won't get trapped in these weird cryptic conversations.

But that is fun.

It think is fun the idea that it's just scanned and maybe it's some kind of a crazy hair growth.

And then like I do like this idea of him being of the future.

Yeah, that's exciting.

That's that's very exciting in a way that that actually makes it more reasonable because him just being this weird like non deity is but still e turn old feels.

That is weird what you're doing here this whole time?

Yeah, and how did a man ascend to that?

Yeah?

But a dude just coming from the future, like you know, fucking cables cool.

He's like, where is Sarah Conna like that?

Yeah all right, He's like, No, I think I could just make the world better.

I can't kill anybody, but I will like drop off presents on assholes porches and ship Yeah.

Yeah, he drops someone from a porch.

That that you I said it.

That was a mistake.

Oh, I don't believe Santa To to just be delivering them like Fede.

Yeah, when you do it, are you like, oh, look at this, Santa brought this.

Yeah, Santa don't bring everything.

Yeah, you gotta bring you bring, I.

Bring most of it.

Okay, that's and I make that clear.

And then one time Santa does something nice for you.

Yeah, okay, I don't want you worshiping now that I do feel passionate about my child.

Are not not going to worship a white man in the sky.

I got that, regardless of his contributions to us.

You you're not.

You don't get to do.

All of it.

Sanna gets you the big gifts.

Santa gives you something.

Yeah, but it's not You're not man.

Cannot subsist on Santa.

Come on, No, Daddy brings the break.

Daddy brings the break.

All right, yeah, Fish, we need to take a break.

We're gonna be back and then we're gonna do a voicemail together.

Let's do it, all right.

More David more Langston.

My ma Mama told me.

People who were in Slavery wish that they had curve sided service.

At Applebee's, and I wish I had curbsided service at the North Pole Welcome back to My mama told me, I don't even know what I meant by that.

You're going to pick up.

You're going to pick up.

I'm going to pick up the gifts, which maybe it saves money, like when you do it uber eats.

I guess I'm.

Gonna go get to you.

I'm gonna go.

My relationship with Santa hasn't been an expensive one up to this point.

Okay, the gifts are free in theory, as long as you believe and ship.

It's a nasty conspiracy.

It is a nasty conspiracy.

White man from the sky will will treat you if you just act the way he wants you to and.

He doesn't have to do anything else.

All he has to do he shows up on It's a it's a deadie dad.

We're never getting any of the bad news about Santa.

No, the way he speaks to those elves, the way he speaks to missus claus bro that big ass elf lady, big ass elf bitch, that's what he calls him.

Here, he says, I took you off the caves, bitch.

In caves, I can have your ass sleeping with needle Thumb right now in a two bedroom with Marshmallow.

You want to live with Marshmallow, you know?

He piece of bed.

He has a out rainbow here, stupid bitch, kive me my egg.

We have a voicemail.

Yeah, we have a very fun voice voicemail.

Let's play it.

Let's do it.

Yeah.

I called this line to get freaky, all right, but I got some I got something to say.

I'm gonna say it right now.

Okay.

First off, he sees you where you're sleeping, he knows when you're away, he knows who good but it's for goodness.

You know who else does?

Santa Claus Freddy fucking Sugar.

Okay, Now I'm gonna show you how these two are connected.

All right.

First off, Santa Clause is a mantle passed down like double oh seven that you hear me.

It's tad down like double O sep.

You know one of them.

It changed like the pope every now and then you hear me.

Now, where are the similarities?

I'm gonna break it.

Down for okay, didn't take your time.

Pretty much.

Freddy was one of the Santa Clau from back in the day, right back in the yonder years.

Why he always has a Christmas weather why he has those claws?

Reminded that he used to be a ten of Claus.

Okay, but this ten had a problem.

Okay, so he liked the little kids period him in his lap, you get all happy, kickity and ship.

Right.

The black al didn't like that.

Sh'S not the white help.

They got to keep their mouth shut so they keep getting their benefits or whatever.

Not the black yelp.

They didn't get the fuck.

So they got with miss Claus.

Right.

Miss Claus was like, oh, this nigga gotta go.

So what they did.

They teamed up and they baked his ass and the big ass furnace.

Right, I don't know how they tricked him in there.

Fighters and no cookies and they're like, oh here, I'm pretty sure they druged him in there through his ass in there right, burnt them all up.

So how did you give revenge?

See, he upgraded then the little kids.

He's going after teenagers now because the little kids that was little kids when he was there, they were teenagers now now that they all going up.

So now he has to get it all their descendants through their dreams and shit.

Okay, he sees you when you're sleeper, he knows when you're awake because he has people's dreams.

That's why.

All right, Well that's my theory Freddy Taylor, same person.

Okat, grow out with bad bitch.

Brother.

You take care.

I think you have some underlying issues.

There were some themes that were difficult there.

We we don't have nothing to talk about with you.

We wish you the best you you are in a way that we can't help.

Man, you got feel so safe going on.

Okay, it's all right, Hey, hey, hey, come on, hey, Merry Christmas to you and a happy New Year.

I pray to God your Santa is not Freddy Krueger this year.

Yeah, and I hope feel it you out soon whatever institution they.

Got you in.

Listen, listen.

We weren't rushing you off the phone.

No, you weren't rushing either.

It feels as if you had some time on your hands.

I'm not saying David's not saying that's incarceration, but certainly maybe this was an allotted break.

All I'm saying is free you till we say it back.

I was interested at first, I got and then I got scared.

Yeah, it was really like he was okay, like all right, Freddy Krueger and Santa Claus do have like these deep similarities, the weird sort of Christmas ey sweater energy does feel like it's symbolic of something like I could find myself in parts of this, and then it became this very imagined story.

He was world building, bro it felt like Dungeons and Dragon.

He was world building in a very creative way.

Very He told us that there was a racial divide amongst the l Yeah.

He told us that there were.

Our benefits that I think the Blacks weren't allowed access to.

Yeah, but also the blacks stood on something they Yeah.

There was also a whole family of clauses.

Yep.

There there is a almost like a mafia type yeah, which was autization.

That's cause and it's like the gas.

It's like the Gambinos.

But they also like are are killing each other still, like Santa Claus would kill someone.

Because they're still clauses.

And then but he wanted to be the dawn man.

Yep.

Yes, Don Krueger, Don Don Don Noel.

Instead, it's a good team right here.

Creative teeth.

Yeah, uh yeah, maybe it was just listening to another.

Yeah, thank you, thank you brother, and you are you made the prayer list.

You made the list.

Congratulations to you.

That don't happen A lot a lot of people call.

I don't pray for them.

I'm gonna praise for true and I'm gonna light a candle.

All right, we can do one more, one more voice, man, then you get the fuck out of here.

Let's do you know?

You said they're crazy, so let's try.

Is Jack Frost a horror movie?

Oh my god, I can't believe I'm doing this.

Okay, So I can't see who I am at all or anything, because I think my voice is identifiable enough.

Oh my god, words away.

I'm like literally driving to go get some wings stop.

Dang, I'm gonna say something else, but just because I said I was driving, I won't say that.

But I'm calling in a way that y'all said don't call people tend to call that way anyway, Oh my god.

Anyway, I'm driving to get some wing stop.

And do not drink and dry, right, I think that is what this person is admitting to.

Oh, mayor they're drunk and calling and driving, and that's a lot on a person and a lot on the road.

Oh boy, we don't encourage that here on the podcast.

We never will.

Yeah, that's crazy.

Please please put down that pint before you hit that or maybe we misread it.

I don't think we did, but you can put press way.

I'm driving to get some wings stop and I was listening to the latest upload and David's commercial was like links is not here.

If you want to leave some holiday conspiracies, do that, and I couldn't think of any.

But then I was like, shit, okay, so I have this one.

So do y'all remember the movie Jack Frost?

Yes, isn't that a Christmas movie.

With Like, I'm thinking of the wrong white man.

It's not Kevin Costner, but that's the name.

Anyway, there's also a horror movie called Jack Frost.

What's up with that?

Because now I only think of a horror movie, but somehow I think of that one wholesome movie with that one white man who's not Kevin Costner.

Anyway, I hope it makes the episode.

I hope you'll talk about this ship.

I love y'all.

Yeah, bye, what do you want from that?

You know what I mean?

Like?

What are you asking us to do?

Here?

You you called us?

You said there's a movie that I've seen, there's another movie, and then there's another movie that I've seen, And what's up with that?

I don't know.

Man, I don't got it for you.

What what do you want?

You called?

I think you want some wing stop.

You're drinking, you're driving.

Focus.

It's not good to drink drunk drive.

It's bad to drink and drive.

But if you're gonna do it, you gotta focus.

And you can't call a podcast.

You gotta leave us out of this.

If you're calling a podcast, you can't call us no.

Come on, man, you know we're not gonna handle this good.

That's oh man, Jack Frost, what are you doing?

Yeah?

Jack Frost was both a horror movie.

Uh.

There's a a nineteen ninety seven horror comedy called Jack Frost, and then similarly, there is a Jack Frost uh with Michael Keaton that comes out the following year that is not a horror comedy comedy.

It's a family comedy about Michael Keaton getting turned into a snowbet man.

Yeah, any snowboards.

Now here's what I'll say, And I'm willing to explore a conspiracy that you did not introduce to us.

This didn't come from you, brother.

You didn't offer us any context for what to do with this conversation.

But what I will say is it does get interesting.

To me when a property fails and then they try to sort of like redefine it or save it on the back end.

Yeah, because you wonder was one of those move was the second movie going to be called Jack Frost because you know how far an advanced production is.

Like maybe because that other one failed, they were like, go on, call this new one, Jack Frost.

Watch which movie did better?

The Michael Keaton one came out later, So that was I assume the one they were thinking was going to be good.

That's someone I would assume the bigger hit of yeahs nineteen percent on Rotten Tomatoes.

It was a more like commercially success, commercially successful film versus the other Jack Frost.

And I do think like if I'm the producers of that film, I watched Jack Frost, the horror movie fail and I go fuck it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're fine.

We'll be all right.

Yeah, nobody even knows that happened.

We can weather this storm.

Yeah yeah yeah, And whatever the associations might be, so be it.

And also, do not drink and drive.

Do not drink and drive and call call us.

We love hearing.

When we stopped livers now it says so on the back, and.

It's and it tastes the same, you know what I mean, they didn't work that hard on it in the first place.

Well, I'm not w wing starts pretty good, all right, man.

I think I love Wingstock.

Okay, I'm a big I'm a big fan of Wingstop.

But I am not going to pretend for a second that there are real chefs in those kitchens.

Oh yeah, yeah, okay.

I winding Stop perfected the formula in a lab.

Anybody could do it.

Anybody could give us the Wingstop.

It just happens that there are some teenagers I have to ask politely for for eight bonus?

Yeah, can you turn the ice machine on?

Yeah?

I know it's not you know hey, man, I did say blue cheese.

This is ranch?

Yeah?

Could we could you guys for it?

So you need to fix it?

Come on, man, you charge me.

They're charging too much for ranch.

Yeah, and I don't I'm going to say this.

I don't want carrots from Wingstop.

Oh the carroat's always some sit weird.

In my stomach, That's what I'm saying.

Like, I don't need you all to pretend that you do wings traditional with vegetables.

Give me that corn.

Give me those weird textured fries.

Just give me the wings.

Yeah, everything else, the corns, I'm saying, like everything else that's on the menu, But I don't need the accouterment that wingstop provides because it is not good produce.

You're not ye, it's not high quality.

You're not investing in good products.

So you can keep the carrots in the celery.

I'm just gonna I'm gonna dip my wings in my French fries and be all right.

Christmas, Merry Christmas.

I hope this warmed everyone's hearts.

Yeah, us talking down to two people who called weird.

Yeah, And I think if you're struggling for addiction at this time this time.

We'll check on you in the new year.

I'm gonna be with my family, but tell the people where they can find you.

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