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My Mama Told Me.

Podcast features Chappelle Lacy.

I really made up for your fumbles earlier on the keys.

Maybe you didn't need to bring it up.

That would have been cool, you know what I mean?

We just let that die.

No, yeah, great, I need you to know you messed up.

I felt it.

I'm gonna be a house replaying it.

We have a voicemaker.

Yeah, let's play it.

I'm definitely not calling all the nasty ship.

I think you are really need to review that message.

I got a couple of things say, I'll say it quickly.

For one, Harry, you're all talking about black Planet.

I think you should definitely check out if you can still find it.

Kevin Durant's black Pants Planet page that he had a way too long.

I think he had it up until he was even at like Texas Tech or Texas wherever he went.

And it's the typical black planet ship calling himself like brown skin, brown eyes, etcetera, etcetera.

That's just hilarious.

Definitely got to check that out.

My other thing is one of the things I'm trying to do is to excommunicated from the Catholic Church.

The whole story.

But uh, it's.

Supposed to be nuts, right, What was it?

What was it?

What was the second thing he said He's trying to get he said, he said, this.

Man started by being like, hey, fellas, check out Kevin Durant's black Planet page.

It's very fun.

You'll enjoy it.

Anyway, I'm trying to get excommunicated from the Catholic.

He also said, one of the things I'm trying to do.

Wi yeah, yeah.

One of the other things like Texas long horns, bro, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Also hilarious that Kevin Durant had a black planet.

Yeah yeah.

Have you ever described yourself as brown eyes on the internet, any of you guys?

Never in my fucking life.

Never.

But but I'm not I'm not a champion.

I'm not an NBA champion, That's true, you know what I mean.

Not having the dog, I think we just ain't got that.

Yeah, you gotta have a dog in you.

That's why he's got an m v P trophy.

And and yeah, we have to assemble together to get people to look over here.

All right.

Hope you get the brown eyes one day.

Hey, let's let's hear this crazy person now.

Uh, my friend and I years ago talked about starting a church for hotels and like, I'm not a hotel obviously, I don't believe in hotel pery, but they are jacked and I think I could get either jacked or dead hated.

They always seem to have money from the oil sales and drug dealing.

So I want to get a church together of hoteps and then bring them against the MAGA movement and save the country and then also get expmunicated from the church.

I know that will make me a villain.

Uh as a black man leading host.

Hepster is not believe in it, but I really think I can make a difference and help say the world.

So I'm curious to as you all think about that.

And again check please check out Kevin Durant's black Planet page.

And again I got there's so much on that.

Yeah, I never met a black Catholic before ever.

Yeah, oh they're out there doing that.

Yeah it's not really.

I don't think.

I don't really know, man, I never even thought about that, but I guess.

N we'd be fucking with Catholeticism.

Cathleticism is the funniest thing that's happened today on this podcast.

Cathleticism.

You on something there, man, My favorite thing I've been saying since I was a kid.

According to according to the scripture, it came from the devil.

What you're doing is.

Of the devil.

But that's that fun devil that they don't always talk about.

The devil can be fun, and that's an example of it.

I like that.

Yeah, I do have a few things I think about what this man is saying.

Well, before we get to that, let me say I did find Kevin Durant's dating profiles from Black Plane.

It's screenshots.

Now, it's not the actual product, but all music produced by it doesn't say my name.

My name Kevin.

I'm on.

Looking for young ins to chill with or just be friends.

So if you're feeling me, get at your boy.

My aim Kevin Ball Kevin Baltler thirty three.

Yeah, that's me getting my dunk on and ship at the bottom and you see this shirt Texas long Horns, Baby, get at your boy.

I'm six ten two five, brown skin, brown eyes, very athletic and looking for a young in the chill with.

Oh yeah, all the haters, thanks for doing you and helping me out.

That's exactly what I thought.

Yeah, that's exactly what it was.

He's been.

He's like everything you were reading.

I was like, yeah, that checks out.

Yeah, he's struck true to himself and he is holding in his hands.

By my calculations, that is fifty dollars.

I used to can I say this spread out?

I used to always respect people who are willing to take the money pick with not a lot of money.

It's really cool.

I never had the confidence to just have eight bucks, you know what I'm saying.

It's like I never had the way cooler.

It's way cooler.

Yeah, five and three ones.

Bro, this is where I for real like yo, I always I always thought it was cool when people they did.

A pocket check and yeah, here's what I'm adding to the table.

Yeah, shout out to the people who were flexing their real money on real money.

I will say, maybe that is why I love Kevin Durant so much, because at the end of the day, this is a dude who that really does check out.

Bro.

Yeah, this just sounds like who he's always been.

No, that was exactly exactly what I thought it was going to be right there.

He was young, he was, he was he was he was looking for like young to chill with.

Of course, youngs is a term I never really used.

Do you guys have a black Yeah, I had a lot.

Of friends who I looked over there.

I was still scared to put myself on the internet at that point.

I had one in the way that it was like technically there.

Yeah, I did not participate participating.

I was watching.

The reason I have one is because I was watching homies do it.

And then eventually he was like, yeah, I'll make one, and then just was scared to touch it.

Yeah.

Yeah, I was scared to make the moves necessary, even on my Space.

And then I kind of had a meltdown and pulled off of my Space.

And it's the reason I won't ever get good at TikTok.

Yeah, because I just think talking to me is scared me and I don't know how to do.

Yeah.

That's a weird one.

I never said thank you to y'all.

We just passed a million likes.

Yeah on on the TikTok.

We're not good at managing but yeah, yeah.

We're you know, I just that's one one app where I just throw it on there and I just leave.

That's like, it's very rare.

That's the way to do.

It, very rare.

That I'll check.

I just don't fucking I can't like Instagram because I like, I'll be lurking.

Oh come on, you.

Know, who are we not if not lurking?

Yeah?

Yeah, I mean we have to be.

Yeah, that's what the meeting's about.

After the podcast, I.

Was just telling I was just telling my lady, it's like weird when you were lurking and then you see one of your other friends and you know they're there lurking.

Yeah.

Yeah, almost like it's almost like intimate where it's like, oh, I don't want you to be in here with me?

Yeah?

Yeah, how are you in this room with you?

Is digital Eskimo brothers is a term I'm working on.

Yeah, okay, yeah, okay.

You're one of the people.

You're one of the people sometimes man, because you're you're curating your you.

You are being real to yourself and curating your algorithm in a way of ship you actually want to see.

I am still afraid of myself and I don't like ship, but I'll see some crazy shit and then Lengthston liked it, and I'm like, oh, yeah, I get a lot of mills.

Well, brother, I was talking about other stuff.

Yeah, we weren't speaking.

I don't like the sexual photos.

I noticed them.

I certainly noticed them.

No, I don't know, I don't, but I don't.

I'm not sorry.

I'm sorry.

I feel like I let you down.

I feel like I let you down.

You were like sharing and then we got it.

You know you you said, I'm pulling my parachute.

Now, this is what atle too early, we agreed.

We agreed because you set it up like, hey, we're gonna wait till we at the bottom.

You were like, no, no, no, actually I'm out of here for at this second.

That was really that was pretty fucking skateboarding mills.

But I love watching mindless stuff.

Yeah, yeah, I love I don't know, gets really vibling mine.

I wasn't on a fight, yeah, but I've been watching fights like since YouTube like first came out.

Since before since come get you some dot com?

You remember that dot com?

Yeah, bro, I love I love watching that ship.

I'm less fights and more sort of like the exotics of human beings.

Yeah, I'm getting that freaks.

Yeah, yeah, I get a lot of that more, a lot more people.

Who are smaller than maybe i'd like, yeah, yeah, away where it's like the problem is.

Like how'd your arm get like that?

Yeah?

Yeah, you know what I mean.

And it's not always graphic.

It just is like you, you are an anomaly in and of itself, and the fact that your video typing yourself is kind of a miracle that we're talking into it.

Yeah.

A lot of weird braids, Yeah, a lot of weird braid.

The way you talk it scares me.

Yeah.

Trying to get pussy too, a lot of videos of old guys trying to get pussy.

Also, also, like think about it like this, like we all knew people like that in our neighborhoods, but it's just at them now that like people are other people are seeing them on the internet.

You're like, whoa we all gathering on this.

We know we know a guy like that, you know what I mean.

That's why I like it.

Yeah, right, there were there were people that I remember that like have now stopped existing for me, and were I to tap in with them, I wouldn't be able to do it with an ironic distance.

I would have to like be caring about them and like sort of checking in on their like personhood.

But from this ironic distance, motherfuckers that I grew up with are so funny.

I also I also find I also find a comfort in those extreme of humanities, extremes of humanity that I don't find.

Influencers don't make me feel better.

I don't see, I don't see if they bore me, they doesn't make I don't want.

To like them.

I don't see an influence and feel like influencer and see like that's my friend.

As weird as it is.

That old guy with the chalk line who's rubbing.

His hands, that feels like.

That feels like my friend.

Yeah, I see that person.

Yeah I think I think we'd laugh about the same things faster than me.

And that influence, Yeah, influencers.

Influencers are like, it's like, I see influencers.

It's crazy to me that it works.

So then would you have been friends with Katie back in the day if you saw that?

Probably not.

That was pretty for that time period.

That was pretty standard.

Nothing about that was extreme extreme, you know what I mean?

That was a pretty standards of most.

Of my friends.

You got fifty dollars most of my friends who had a black Planet had that, That's what I'm saying.

I say it only my boy Howard was one that got me onto it.

He was six'.

Nine his Black planet read exactly Like that's WHAT i.

Mean he Wasn't he wasn't doing.

Anywhere AND i, think by the, way The Black planet My space, era that's WHY i didn't connect to it as much because you couldn't see.

WHERE i remember being on My space and my a bunch of my homies were all in the house on his mom's computer and they're just typing in our zip code and fun to find females in the.

Area and that's how social media.

Worked so for me at the, time who was not and, pushy it wasn't like it.

Wasn't, yeah it wasn't the idea of what social media could.

Be wasn't That the videos That i'm like attracted to that like mind list That i'll watch all, Day and it's mainly just because WHERE i grew up is.

Uh WHEN i see like, mathematicts bro oh, brother you see their houses and, SHIP i, go, BRO i got a lot of.

Homies house looks just like.

BRO i see that, Ship i'm LIKE i get so.

Excited But i'm, like, damn, BRO i remember that.

Motherfucker in six, months we're gonna see it A hbo mag show Called Meth mansion With Schabelle.

Lacy you, KNOW i got a lot of love watching a lot of white people down bad in my feet as.

Well, yeah, BRO i mean like weird white couples like the Hat flipper guys got a girlfriend.

Now you know What i'm talking.

About arizona's like a lot of like there's a lot of there's a ton of Myth, colorado my.

Man.

Yeah, Yeah AND i grew up in an area In arizona where it's, like you, know like it was just.

Poor it wasn't like it wasn't like a crazy.

Neighborhood it was just everyone was just like poor as, fuck you know WHAT i.

Mean so like it's just funny to see like that like hit the internet Because i'm, like, DAMN i like that.

Ship i've seen.

This i'm, LIKE i know those AND i still talk to those people.

Sometimes, yeah it's not it's not funny to go into their house and be, like look how y'all?

Live you, Know, no it's sat that'd be, crazy you know.

What it's exciting Because i'm, Like i'm.

Home, yeah you know What i'm.

SINGING i saw a girl friend my hometown With langston and he made a joke about, it AND i didn't even feel.

Bad when we were IN, dc do you REMEMBER i saw my friend he went to high school.

With oh, yeah she was, LIKE i was, like how so and, so and then we just caught up on like five or six people and like like she was, like, yeah, damn Little joey just fell in the well huh it.

Was it was a list of bummer after bummer after bummers a lot of.

People, YEAH i was.

Sorry the internet makes me think about that.

STUFF i used to spend the night at their.

Houses.

Yeah, well you know what's, interesting and this is not about the thing at.

All if you didn't like my, mom Wasn't we didn't grow, up moved to a small town TILL i got to high.

School my mom is an, immigrant so she kept a lot of immigrant friends and people who were amenable to.

That, YOU i didn't even you don't know what white trash.

Is, yeah so when confronted with, IT i didn't.

LIKE i.

DIDN'T i just thought that this was like another you don't.

Even know, what don't even, think like, no it's just.

Like it's just like.

Reasonable you're, like, oh, yes he's be have cars in their, yard but you don't even think about it because because, like bro.

Why are they always working on a?

CAR i Don't why did they all learn to work on?

CARS i don't.

KNOW i think most of them actually don't know how to work on, cars.

Not as well as they would, say.

Which is why it's stealing your lawn for as long as.

It BUT i was so confused just the way that stuff, worked and like so.

Broke as a, KID i was, like these people have other, cars, y, yeah like it seems like a rich person.

Thing if you, don't oh, yeah they have multiple.

Cars seems like a rich person.

Thing this should be impossible to have multiple, cars.

Merely, impossible but they had.

It you have so many.

Cars you just have ones that are broken that you're gonna.

Fix and some of it is you went broke because of those, cars which is why they're in your.

Lawn but at, FIFTEEN i didn't know.

That, yeah, yeah it's, like oh they got other.

Cars my fam we never had another, car yeah, ever.

Right because your mom was hoping to make a different.

Planet.

Yeah, no, no, no she.

Was and then she moved into a place that she did not understand the.

Dynamics, yeah HERE i.

Am and now as to his other, conspiracy because we should wrap this up with with his other claim of starting a church of hotels who are physically, STRONG i think he's implying and therefore able to take down.

The the The.

Maga, yeah The maga.

MOVEMENT i feel my, brother you you are.

Mistaken we are unfortunately quite.

Outnumbered, also that's not the nature of warfare.

Anymore, No, yeah it's not going to be Like jack dudes Versus jack happened like.

That, yeah, UNFORTUNATELY i think there was a time MAYBE i get it that you're trying to.

Collect, yeah but it's not.

It's, yeah this is this is real.

Life and they have drones and they are going to shoot the ship out of An nigga and the.

Crown, yeah hand to hand combat is almost like it's it's like not as.

IMPORTANT i.

THINK i think it's just the least important it's ever.

Been, brother The naki is going to win this.

One go ahead and let that one, go my.

Man and also to the, TRUTH i think you just want to hang out with the buff.

Guys and that's fine question as.

Well let's just inject AND i, GO i ain't seen no reject, hotel not like for.

Real some of them are pretty buff because they're like on like these very strict.

Diets but it never has felt like in a way where they're like weaponizing.

It, NO i, guess, yeah you're, right except for that one people training WHICH i saw on a weird quarter of the, internet and you, like but that's a.

Hubret, no, no, no you're you're Getting you're getting some of these mixed.

Up that's The hebrew is real.

Life oh that, training but you know What i'm talking.

About, Yeah so there is a group In philadelphia of Of Hebrew israelites THAT i am very actively checking in on and they sleep.

Outside that's that's WHERE i am.

Saying some of them titties, Too everybody the.

Titties i'm SORRY i made it feel like.

That it's, strange big, stuff but everything it gets.

Big but there is also a very big group Of Hebrew israelites And philly that like actively posts sort of like both them reading and unpacking scriptures to better explain why white people are the.

Devil and then there's also a bunch of ship where they'll post like full military training videos and them like pepper spraying each year and and running up like the fucking walls and ship and hard to.

War yeah, yeah it's IT'S i like it quite a.

Bit.

Yeah.

Yeah hoteps are a little more or, intellectual yeah physical less.

Physical SO i, think, bro if you think you can activate The Hebrew, israelites you will have in total one hundred and twenty eight.

Dudes and with, that, yeah good luck against the, roads like.

You just want to knock down a bad dude From, philly like a buff dude From.

Philly it was kind of the, right was the tone THAT i felt about.

It, YEAH i don't think that's a crazy.

Reason, NO i felt that way for me as.

Well yeah, yeah, yeah and that's cool, man.

LOVE i love that shit like that you talk about like being a.

NUMBER i don't love, it but it's just like it is what it.

Is i'll tell your.

Story it's actually a crazy.

Story remember one TIME i went to this is WHEN i was cheering in college AND i went TO i didn't have any money to go fly back home To.

Arizona so one of my friends was, like, hey come to you can come To virginia with me and hang with me and my.

FAMILY i was like, cool, cool yeah.

Yeah and then one of the knights they were, like we're gonna go to this.

PARTY i was, like, cool, cool.

COOL i gets in the trailer, parks you, know LIKE i was, like, oh that's, funny you know, whatever and uh where the trailer parks was there was just like no other, civilization you know WHAT i, mean because because like we have trailer park homes back home In, arizona but like you can go out like you're IN i, mean you're still in the city like it's just is what it.

Is but this was like trailer parks that were like you, know LIKE i was a true Rural it's so that's a real white ghetto for.

Real we go.

THERE i go, there, right AND i walk In Obviously i'm the only black person there And miles For miles bro AND i was just LIKE i kept, thinking, like, okay like you're now you're a fight or.

Flight.

YEAH i walk.

In they have obviously and this is their.

Home they have the Fattest confederate flag just.

HANGING i was, like, hey, this, ay this your.

House i'm not.

Sure, YEAH i was, like, yeah this IS i love you the.

Core.

Bro they didn't know WHO i, was just bring me because you thought it was it would be.

Fun and he's crazy.

Crazy it was like that remember the tight and.

Scene we're like we gonna get at this.

Restaurant yeah you know WHAT i?

Mean and so uh uh.

Bro and ALL i did was like, yeah, yeah ALL i did WAS i sat at the.

TABLE i didn't.

MOVE i just sat through the whole night BECAUSE i was, Like i'm not.

Drinking that's the last thing you want to, do you know WHAT i.

MEAN i loved drinking AND i loved, drinking and so you.

Probably could have used, one yeah, right, yeah it probably would have taken the edge Of.

SO i just sat there and there was people that would come talk to me throughout the, night you, know so some people there and then a guy drops the in box at, you not at, me just in the fucking because it was in.

It it was hard r AND i and AND i REMEMBER i was telling people about, this you, know they was, like what did you do the?

Fu?

YEAH i was like all, right, damn idn't hear about you know WHAT i?

Mean like it's just, LIKE i, mean what do you do you want me to, LIKE i don't blame my.

FRIEND i think she just thought like, whatever you, know like obviously she wasn't educated enough to where it's, like, hey you think you?

THINK i mean you should you see his uh fucking what's hanging on his?

Wall those people don't realize how extreme that is, either, though like they she.

Didn't she didn't think her people were that extreme.

Exactly nobody ever.

Does you know what it?

Does?

Yeah you know WHAT i, mean until like it, Happens yeah yeah, Yeah but like to ask, me what what would you?

Do would?

YOU i did?

Nothing, bro there's just no you eat.

That you just eat that.

Bromund relationship with that.

Person to be completely surrounded is another.

THING i think a lot of people don't know what that feeling is, like to literally be there's no other black Because i've been in situations like that, too where it's, like, oh you could die out.

Here, honestly one of the, dudes one of the southern looking country bumpkin, motherfuckers he literally like he literally looked at, me he, Goes i'm terribly, Sorry like it wasn't that said, it but he just.

Apologized he was like he's, like you know like trying to make me feel, comfortable which was WHICH i appreciated.

THAT i was like, cool, bro like, whatever like i'd be saying it to.

Somebody, SAID.

I don't give me.

THAT i was trying to see if y'all were.

Cool turns out, yes.

Turns out y'all cool as?

Hell, Man oh, MAN.

I thought this party was dry.

Before now we're loosen it.

Up shirt.

Off what y'all?

NIGGAS i think we did.

It tell the people where they could find.

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