My sister and a bunch of friends were like, come out to this music festival in Santa Barbara.

I didn't even give a fuck about the artist.

But I'm like, let's day drink, let's do our thing, and so I slept out there.

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I don't do Halloween and I don't fuck with trick or treaters, Like.

Why I keep the guy that won't handle I can't fucking lights off.

You can knock on the door, I'm gonna knock back.

Like if you knock from outside, I knock from the inside.

I wanna scare the shit out of those little kids.

Jesus, if you knock on my fucking door the lights are off, that means I start knocking from the inside.

And let me tell you something.

When there's like some nine to ten year olds outside your door and you knock from the inside, when they're.

Knocking harder you, you're like, little We're good.

They're running, go next door, they're running for the hill, Get off the block, and motherfuckers boom.

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What is happening Shooter?

Hey bro?

Yeah, I'm I'm fucking rocking the Green Dodger Clubhouse Edition hat.

And uh, I mean did you see that?

You obviously saw the World Series?

We watched We watched Game seven and uh, obviously it was an incredible game.

And you know I had no I had no you know, steak in the game.

I'm a I'm a Yankees fan.

The Yankees lost to the Blue so you know, it really didn't matter to me.

Obviously.

La is, you know, my second home if I had to pick any other place, spent so many years out there.

So I was happy for La, happy for the city Laba, especially, you know California.

So many fans in California who had went through the fires, which is not even a year ago.

That was something that was talked about a lot during the World Series.

But I was happy for me too.

Well are you a fan, are you?

Did you watch it?

Did you watch more than Game seven?

Yes?

I watched more than Game seven, but Game seven was fucking crazy.

I mean, I thought we for sure lost it by you know, inning six or whatever.

And the Blue Jays were just the whole stadium.

They were standing and they were fucking loud the whole time.

And by the end, I mean it was so exciting.

And with that double play, they that fucking stadium went quiet.

I mean you could hear a pin drop after that.

But yeah, that was Miguel, Miguel Rojas and fucking Andy Pajez and and that catch and all.

I'm and it was.

It was sick, bro, look at you talking basics and you see it.

You see it, man.

And so you were question.

In game three because I know you were following the whole series, like what did you think of game I wasn't following.

I wasn't following the entire I was following the whole series last year.

I'm not going to pretend like I was following it the entire time this year.

Or did what were you upset in game six or you or were you not upset?

No?

Game six was crazy because then it was Game seven, fucking winner takes all, you know.

But I mean, I just like an exciting game and I thought it was.

It was But the thing is, it was like the second day won that ship, you could hear fireworks going off all around l A.

And and then I saw videos from because I was like, oh, this is so sweet, like the city is celebrating our victory and this is so cool.

And and then you see videos of it and people are fucking burning cars and tagging cars.

Bro, they were they were tagging cars.

And you know, this also happened to be on Halloween weekend.

So I think people were just like they wanted an excuse to me.

But California would just stop with the burning, like after the fires, like you could celebrate climb shit, right, you know, you don't have to set things on fire.

I would think that people would have learned their lessons how quickly fires could get out of hand in California.

I mean that's what.

Are you surprised by it?

I mean this was kind of just surprised by shit.

I'm not surprised by anything.

I'm surprised by absolutely nothing.

But I am happy to have you back on the podcast.

Yeah, everybody's been so curious, where's Dino Casino, where's the young shooter?

What's he been up to?

So my first question for you is what have you been up to?

Where have you been?

Have you been on any trips?

Have you been to any casinos?

And what movies have you seen?

Oh?

Have I been on any trips?

No?

I think the well, yeah, it's been a minute.

We were gonna pod last week.

I know you had something going on.

I showed up.

I was, you know, more than prepared, but you were sleeping or whatever the fuck you were doing.

That's okay.

We're making up for it today.

And I've been honestly, I've been in the gym.

I've been working with a personal trainer, like twice a week, been you know doing that?

Stop?

What?

Stop?

Because when you say you've been in the gym working with a personal trainer, like what's your gains and what's your goals?

First of all, what are your goals?

And then what are your gains so far since you've been with the trainer?

You gotta have goals.

When you're in the gym with a person with a PT, well, we just do we do chest and upper body one day and then the second day of the week we do straight legs.

And my legs are fucking weak.

I mean my genetics I have, like my mom's my mom's fucking legs.

And my mom and my sister every time they see me in shorts, they're like, oh, I'm so jealous of your legs.

And I'm like, that's a fucking insult.

That's not a compliment to me.

That's why I never wear shorts.

So I'm trying to work on my legs.

I'm working on my upper body.

But you know, I got my shoulders going.

There's still a lot of room for improvement.

But I went on a date not too long ago, and there's.

A lot of improvement.

Everybody goes, no shit, that's that.

I don't not everybody saying that, but you know, yeah, I guess so.

I mean, there's always.

Room for improvement, right, There's tons of room for improvement on your end too.

You know, I see that you have something on your nose.

I thought that was like a piece of shit on your nose, but I guess that's permanent.

What is that?

What's that?

It looks like there was like a little it's like a little scab on your nose.

It looks like like like a little piece of ship.

And I was like, wipe that off before the podcast, and you you were wiping it I'm like, you didn't get it, You're still not getting it.

And then I realized, oh shit, that's that's permanent on your face?

What what is that?

Have we have we figured that out?

Is this?

Are you gonna are you gonna avoid posting the video version of this because of your face?

Or or are we gonna go live with it?

Still?

No, we're going live.

Man.

It's a little.

It's a little.

It doesn't it's nothing, it doesn't matter.

Nobody noticed it but me, I guess, but but no, Yeah, we're getting our gains, bro, We're we're building the biceps, we're building the chest to be in the gym with you.

When when my ma and got you doing all leg day, that shit is leg days.

Fucked for me, Bro, I just legs.

Just on leg day.

We'll do legs and back, but we start with legs, and and I do have you know, I I don't like this moniker, But I think I mentioned it on the podcast about two years ago when I was in a hit class, you know, high intensity interval or whatever the fucking stands for.

There were tons of people in this class and the guy had a fucking little Britney Spears microphone on you know, the headset, and he's getting everybody going, and he's and he's given everybody compliments.

And we were doing legs and he came over to me and he said, let's go jello legs.

You're shaking.

You're shaking those fucking jello legs.

And then I would go into the gym that and that person I should do him for mental distress, because you're stop talking about that two three years later.

That's mental distress.

What company is that?

Well, I'm in I'm in therapy for it.

You know.

It's the part of trauma.

That's what they call trauma.

So I do have trauma from that.

I have dreams about it.

And then not only that, when I would go into the gym for weeks after that, irregular people in the gym who I don't know would say, hey, yellow legs, and they would start that was my name, and so I was like, I'm transferring gyms.

So I transferred gyms, but we are working on the legs.

And I did go on a date not too long ago, and the girl did say because she I'd seen her before in the past, and I hadn't seen her in a few years, and I ran into her again and she said, you look fit.

You look different, you look fit, And I was like, oh man, all right, that was that was like a nice boost to my egos.

So that kind of, you know, I wanted to keep going on that.

So we're doing that, We're doing the packages.

Are you doing any kind of king I'm doing a little bit.

I mean this morning I went on a nice i'd say, like.

An hour and a half power walk.

Yesterday I was in the gyms.

I did like a nice hit circuit, and you know, I'm doing my thing.

It's all about the diet because I always work out.

I always stay somewhat active, but it's it's all about the diet for me.

If you eat good, you feel good.

And uh yeah, that's my thing.

And you know we go down this Ben and Jerry's rabbit hole and this Talenty rabbit hole and this Haganda's rabbit hole, and you know, what are you into?

What's that other one?

You're into?

That?

Not Krispy Kree?

I do?

I do like stone cream?

Yeah, coldstone And also if you're from Los Angeles, everybody from Los Angeles knows about the Big Chill.

The Big Chill is a staple in Los Angeles.

I also fuck with Baskin Robbins.

I know that's some kids shit, but I like basking Robbins.

But are you I know you're the king of the planks.

Are you doing I did it two minute plank the other What do you mean?

What am I doing?

Motherfucker?

Because you used to do.

Ten minute planks and now I never did fucking ten minute planks.

My plank is the famous five minute plank, and I haven't been doing my five minute plank.

My wife said something to me about it.

But the other day I was building up to what I actually did a three minute plank, and I could get my five minute plank back on.

Listen, three minutes ain't easy plank.

Excuse me, three minutes ain't easy.

Three minutes card not easy planking.

And people who go, oh, that's nothing, You fucking try it.

You plank for three minutes and see how you feel that shit?

Have you thinking about, like like childhood, whole life.

And your age?

That ain't easy at that age.

I mean because you're up there and and that's hard at that age.

I mean it's you know, it's easier for me, but at that age, it's like, fuck, man, I commend you can use you three minute plank.

I haven't.

I haven't said trying to do a three minute plank.

Yes, I can't.

I can't give you a straight answer because I haven't tried it, but I'm willing to do.

You think right now if there was I'm not going to do it on the pod.

No.

No, But do you think you could do a five minute plank right now?

No?

Fuck no, I I don't even know if I can do a I could probably too.

Honestly, two minutes is probably pretty that's two minutes joke.

No, no, because those planks are not a joke.

And I just got back from my training session.

I just hit the showers, so I'm done for the day.

I already got my workout in.

I'm not doing it on the pod, but we could do a plank off.

Maybe one of these days we'll do.

A plank fucking bury you.

Podcast.

Have you seen any movies?

What are you watching?

Did you start watching Black Rabbit?

I started watching Black Rabbit, the Jude Law Jason Bateman show.

I believe Jason Bateman created it, and it's very very good.

If you haven't started watching Black Rabbit is on Netflix.

It is a I.

Would say, like a New York It takes place now, but it kind of feels like it could be in the you know, the early two thousands, but they don't mention it, which I really like that there's no timestamp on it.

And they own a restaurant.

And Jason Bateman is a degenerate, fucking, just gambling piece of shit, and Jude Law is not much better.

It's not like good brother, Bad Brother.

Like they're both pieces of shit and adulterous, uh, degenerate, gambling, fucking druggy, just failed fuck ups.

And you root for them, of course because they're both great actors.

And I'm really enjoying a Black Rabbit.

Me and keep You are halfway through it.

Yeah, I know what.

You and another friend of mine are telling me to watch it.

I that'll probably be the next thing I'm watching.

What have I been fucking watching?

That's a good question.

I'm watching The Murdoch, you know.

Is that a good show?

But no, it's really not.

It's not.

It's I think it's the same people that did the act with Gypsy Rose and Joey King and Patricia ar Keppa.

This is not this is not good.

Patrici arcutes whatever in it, it's I wouldn't say it's worth watching it all.

I watched the Eileen Warnos documentary.

That was a very poorly made documentary that just came out on what is that you know, the serial killer Eileen Warnos.

Oh, and I actually watched with a few friends last night because I watched that doc I just rewatched Monster with Charlie Throne, and oh my god, she is so fucking good in that movie.

I mean, everyone knows she won the Oscar for that shit, but her and Christina Rishi in that, I mean, she transforms and her skin and her teeth and you know, she's the serial killed the prostitute who killed seven I think seven men you know who like some of them raped her and then she got the electric.

Chair for it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that movie's crazy.

But no, I don't know, man, I were.

You at Sugarfish when we were sitting except Charlie's thrown or was I just there by myself?

Wait?

I thought I was by myself when that No, we were there.

We were there.

She had her phone up to her ear.

We were at Sugarfish at the bar, and Charlie Stone was yeah, okay, and she clearly did not want to be speaking to anybody, so I didn't even say somebody.

She was like listening to like some Trump speech, like she was on some like what the fuck is this motherfucker saying?

Now?

Like she had her phone up to her ear or watching something.

The whole I was sat right next to her, but I was, damn you said, right next to her, and I was, you were to my right.

Yes, she's she's iconic, she's beautiful, and she's an incredible actress.

Yes, don't what.

I don't know.

I still haven't seen the fucking Leonardo DiCaprio movie, which is crazy.

I heard it's on Is it on Apple now?

Is it streaming?

Oh?

Is it?

I don't know.

I heard it.

I heard it's good.

I heard it's definitely worth watching though.

And did you finish watching the Scorsese documentary, mister Scorsese.

Yes, I loved it.

I want to rewatch it.

I loved it.

I mean we you and I off the pod were talking, you know, we could talk, you know, fucking daze about that, but so much.

I didn't know it was so fucking good it was.

Guy is a fucking genius, meanly genius, truly like the game changing.

Like the word genius is thrown around so much, He's truly a genius.

Like I mean, yes, sin Seal delivered, and he's just ridiculous.

And I just love that his career and the documentary and he's so so open about the highs and lows of his career professionally and personally and all the de Niro stuff, and we talked about this.

I literally had.

An outer body experience when they were showing the outtakes and the making of Raging Bull, because that's like my favorite, favorite favorite Scorsese movie and definitely, if not my favorite movie, one of my top two or three favorite movies.

And to see them showing outtakes which I had heard existed, I was like, literally like what the fuck is going on here?

Like I was tripping out looking at that.

And just the fact that he didn't even want to do the movie, Like he's literally in the documentary being like, I don't know shit about boxing.

I've never seen a fucking boxing match in my life, Like, and de Niro had to convince him to do the movie, and him, you know, the fact that he was doing storyboards is a little kid making short films and every movie he has planned in his head.

I mean, it's absolutely incredible.

And even you know, he knew he had something special with the storyboards that that iconic sequence of de Niro and I forget the black guy is Sugar Ray Robertson, Yeah, Sugar Ray Robinson.

And he was like, you know, I referenced Psycho, you know, like the stabbing scene of that, and he told DeNiro, you know, this is gonna be an intense sequence and I have it all mapped out in my head and you just need to be patient with me.

It's gonna be kind of a grueling process.

But and the fact that he didn't want to do you know, the King of Comedy and like and I didn't know how much of his roots were really in that world, like his father in that kind of that crime world, and the fact that he already knew de Niro from a block away and there was so I'm sure you knew all that shit, but I didn't know any of it.

And it was it was incredible.

Yeah, if you haven't watched mister Scorsese on Apple TV, it is just so breathtaking and it's kind of like a documentary about Martin Scorsese.

Directed by Martin Scorsese, because.

It has that vibe and they really, you know, sort of capture and reference his style of filmmaking.

And I knew so many things.

The one thing I really know was the extent of the drug abuse pre raging bull, Like, how really, really, really.

Close to death he was.

I had heard about it and they insinuated about it, but seeing him talk about it as an older man, and seeing de Niro, who never talks, you know, it was really good.

And just the man.

Got him into that, Robbie Robbinson what's his name on the band?

I mean, I don't think anybody specifically got him into it, but yeah, he was just he was fucking doing a lot of coke and shit with him from the band and the last Waltz shit was sick.

And I mean, I'll say this, and I know it's a controversial opinion, but Casino's better than Goodfellas to me, I think I love Casino and either movie that's on TV if you're scrolling past it, I'll sit and watch both of them.

And don't get me wrong, Goodfellas is fucking incredible.

I love it and probably technically I don't even know, but Casino to me is just Vegas and the glitz and the glamour and the gambling and the performance with him and Peshi.

I just I think that's a fucking better movie.

You'll actually say that Casino is a better film than Goodfellas.

Wow, I think you're in the super minority.

But that's I don't that's that's a good poll.

Let's take a poll right now.

Who thinks I mean, this is like picking two children that you like.

I know, who thinks that Casino is better than Goodfellas?

Do you agree with Dino Casino or do you agree with me that Goodfellas is I mean the better of the two.

I mean, they're both masterpieces and ridiculous.

No, but and I know everyone's gonna be like, of course it's fucking good Fellas, But I just it's the backdrop of Vegas and fucking I just think Peshi in uh in Goodfellas with that fucking accent that he's got, you know, I mean, what is it?

What his accents?

Like?

This?

Right here?

All right?

Listen?

I mean, what do you think about me moving out here?

What do you think about me?

We were in that fucking Los Angeles time.

I love it.

I love it.

Man, where'd you get that hat?

What do you think about me wearing an l A hant?

Huh?

I can fucking come out to ell yeah, I don't funk around in here.

Just don't funt them.

Fuck up in here, fuck up in here, okay, all right, all right, we love Pesci and uh.

And he was also missing from the mister Scorsese doc which was which was upsetting.

But yeah, they said that he it was hard for I I don't know what they insinuated that it was hard for him to talk about the mob.

The mob, and shit, you're not in the mob, Joe.

You were in a fucking you were like in a blue singer.

You were in like a band.

And then like, were you actually on the mob, Joe?

Like did you actually stab somebody with a pencil?

Did you stuff somebody in the trunk?

Like why wouldn't see him with that fucking with that nicky Santoro casino wig sitting there just just do it, his nicky Santoro and being in that fucking dock because he was missing.

But anyway, the Scorsese shit, casino, all that shit, it's fantastic.

And man, I'm looking at myself in this fucking camera, and you know, I've had this line here that everyone has on their forehead, but I'm starting to notice a second line, and I'm like, oh shit, now I'm getting a second line and I'm thirty five.

But I'm like, is this word like the botox starts.

Is that where like your head gets all fucked up where they're like, oh shit, I got I got a second line.

I didn't notice the second one, but I got I got one across the forehead that's been there, but I didn't see this second one, and that that's kind of I'm like, fuck, man.

Well you're very vain.

See I didn't notice it because I was I don't give a fuck about one line or two line on it.

I could give two shits, but listen.

May huh yeah, yeah, yeah, what's that?

Yeah?

I am thirty five.

No, I am thirty five.

And that's also like, that's also what's scary.

But the podcast is like, what we've been doing this for what ten years?

Yeah?

Ten years?

Yes, So then you know you see old footage and then I'm looking at old footage and I'm like, oh shit, it kind of reminds me of and this is no offense to JD from the Howard Stern Show.

But you know, I see JD as like Napoleon Dynamite, skinny as fuck in the early days of Howard Stern, and then I'm seeing him ten fifteen years later and I'm like, bron, I don't even recogniz you.

And I don't want to put that out there.

It ain't as cute.

No, I don't want to put it out there because I don't want that to happen to me.

No disrespect to JD.

But you know it's like, come on, man, let's get on the diet, let's clean up a little bit.

I'm looking to get some facials, if you if you have a number for a great facialist out here in La.

If anyone's got some recommendations.

No, I don't got chill, man, I got nothing.

I got no nothing for you.

Of course you don't look you got that.

You got that little fucking turret on your nose.

I shouldn't be.

Asking thing, man, don't worry about it.

Man.

You know I don't need any recommendations from you, to be honest with you.

All.

Okay, the listeners, what.

Else have you been doing?

Because what else has been happening?

What else has been going on?

I went to the music festival in uh You're like, ah, fuck, who'd you go see this music festival?

I could give a fuck about these there were three artists.

I could give a shit about them.

But it was in Santa Barbara.

You're old at the music festivals.

Yes, yes I am, because you're age where it's like, you know, you make my protact with some of these girls.

It's like, okay, man, yes, one hundred percent.

But you know what, I've been a yes man.

I've been you know, yes man.

I've just been like I'm down, Like let's go.

Like if someone invites me somewhere or a party or this or that, I'm like, I'm just yes man.

So my sister and a bunch of friends were like, come out to this music festival in Santa Barbara.

I didn't even give a fuck about the artist.

But I'm like, let's day drink, let's do our thing.

And so I slept out there.

How is your Halloween though?

Because we got about fifty five.

I don't do Halloween and I don't fuck with trick or treaters like I keep the guy that like won't handle I can't the fucking lights off, you knock on the door, I'm gonna knock back.

Like if you knock from outside, I knocked from the inside.

I wanna scare this shit out of those little kids.

Jesus, if you knock on my fucking door the lights are off.

I mean, I start.

Knocking from the inside.

And let me tell you something.

When there's like some nine and ten year olds outside your door and you knock from the inside, when they're knocking harder you, you're like, little We're good.

They're running, go next door, they're running for the hill.

Get off the motherfuckers.

Get off.

Are they saying trick?

Are you saying trick or treat?

Back the trick or treating?

And I go nothing here, motherfucker.

Wow, Wow, you're that guy.

I'm that guy.

Don't touch the door.

No, we know you had your iconic Kurt Cobaine outfit.

We know that you don't play around for Halloween.

We didn't discuss Halloween off camera.

Do you want to share with us?

I saw some pictures of you in a cowboy hat.

Yeah, man, yeah, I was happy with it.

I mean, this was I pulled this together very last minute.

But I was cowboy ken from the Barbie movie.

I had like the replica cool fucking button down shirt with the tassels and shit, and I was gonna return that shit on Amazon, but people were like, you just wear that shit out on a Saturday night.

They're like, give me the fucking link to it.

So I'm gonna keep that fucker.

I'm gonna put that in the closet.

It's hung up real nice.

I got a white cowboy hat and I bought a nice pink bandana to go around my neck.

I went to a party on Moholand Drive, this fucking mansion and an I spread of Reese's peanut butter cups and all sorts of candy and food and all this shit, and it was fun that.

Was going on in there, Like I haven't been to a party like this, Like what was happening in there?

Was there music playing?

And what when you walked into the man, Like, what's some kind of music people play at parties like that?

And was it invite only or was this like just a sprawl?

What was invite only?

They had a security guard outside and we all pulled up and it was silent, and I was like, is there a fucking party going on in there?

Like what's happening?

Why I couldn't hear shit?

And then you opened the door and it's like soundproof and it was like fucking loud, and I was like, oh shit.

And it was really fun.

And I went with a couple of people.

I was with some girls and it, yeah, it was it was fun.

We had a good time.

We drank, we partied.

I left it like two in the morning.

A couple of my other friends stayed till four something, and you know, I think past to the drugs start coming out and shit, and that's not my vibe.

So I pieced the fuck out.

And what are they playing in that?

They're playing like Kanye West Drake, Like what do they play at these these things?

I don't even fucking remember.

I don't even I can't even tell you.

But I wasn't vibe whatever, real shit party.

I'm gonna be honest with you, based on what you're telling me.

This don't sad, like you don't even know the like the music didn't stand out.

I don't remember.

I wish I listen.

I was gonna take what I could get.

There wasn't.

It was hard to find a party going on in La I mean, there's all this Hollywood bullshit out there and these Hollywood parties that everyone goes to, which is not my thing.

So I just I wanted to find a good house party that I could go to.

Uh.

I hadn't been to one in a few years, and you know, it was a good excuse to just get dressed up and I I fucking stole a bunch of these Reese's peanut butter cups.

They make these brand new Reeses cups that just came out.

They're fucking fantastic.

You will love them.

They're Oreo reesis, so you got white chocolate on top, regular chocolate on the bottom, peanut butter inside with fucking Oreo uh cookies inside.

I stole, like I must have stole like ten of those fuckers and called an uber and left.

I was like, I'm gonna go home and eat this shit.

Wait, it's just a candier than the Baggi's like, what is the cups?

The cups?

The Reese's cups nice?

Nice?

They were fucking so good.

I took a hand out.

A Halloween exclusive flavor was that, like's no general population, No.

It's fucking out there right now and you got to get your hands on it.

Before they sell out because they are fucking good.

Did you watch Love Is Blind?

I didn't watch the season.

This was like the one season I didn't watch.

To be honest with you, I haven't been watching any reality television.

Your loss.

I'm sure it is.

I'm sure it is, but you know, I kind of want to, like curl up with a girl and watch watch a love is It's a depressing when you're single and you're fucking like, it's like, well, who am I sharing this moment with?

You know?

Love is Blind by yourself sucks.

It hits different to be honest with you, and also you're like, come on, get a fucking life, like I'm watching Love is Blind exactly exactly so, but I'm glad you enjoyed it.

And maybe when I do have a girlfriend, I'll put that season on and it'll be fresh, or maybe not, or maybe I don't fucking revisit it at all and I just just don't place and we figure out this line.

You could get that bang out real quick, but.

I don't want my face.

No, this has been here, but I'm starting.

You gotta get it preventive.

You got to talk to keeb should my wife will straighten you out go get yourself.

So I don't want to start looking like Bradley Cooper brother because he's he's on that Barry manilow Yo.

Bradley Cooper is another one, Bradley, And it's offensive.

It's like, you're such a good looking, handsome guy.

You've always been good looking.

Why do you do it?

You could age with Grace, Bradley Cooper.

You you easily.

You look crazy.

Now you should looks like Freeze Fried Grill.

I think it's I think all that mice makeup and all that bullshit and all that pla, all that fucking uh yellow makeup gave him the wrong idea.

He's like, oh, I got to fix my fucking face here.

Nah, but you're in there looking like fucking Barry manolog copa Cobana ship that the Cooba.

He's on that fucking Mandy bro.

Yeah, he's on that ship.

He's on that Uh who's those those tiger dudes, the one of those tiger dudes from h.

He's on a sick freed and Roy.

He's, oh, Mandy, yeah, hey man, you saw yeah, I mean he oh man, It's it's really upsetting to see that.

But uh, and it's got to be hurtful for him when everyone on TikTok is like dissecting his face because he.

Thought he was going to the premiere and he was gonna have a good time.

And the next thing, you know, like someone in his camp's like, yo, have you been on TikTok And he's like no, They're like yo, staying on there because everybody fucks with Bradley Hooper.

Everybody likes him, and they were just killing him, Like he's not a dude that people don't want to shop on.

He minds his business, He makes Nope movies, he was in the Hangover.

He directs the movies and then and wow, and he's a great and he's a great person.

And you know, I was on a television show with Bradley Cooper with Logan back in two thousand and four, and it was really the show that got his star.

It was his start and he couldn't have been any nicer and he was so fucking cool.

So I actually don't even want to really comment on him, not that he'll ever fucking hear this, but I'll never.

Hear this, Siona, excuse me.

I hope he doesn't fucking hear it.

Is Sion rapp Port Stereo podcast.

Motherfucker.

I'm just saying he might have bigger fish to fry.

He might have other problems.

He might be staying away from all social media at this point.

I would be too, because he I know, how do you?

I don't know what he's gonna do.

He gotta fix that ship.

Yeah, because his eyes it's like his eyes changed.

It's like you got different eyes all of a sudden.

I don't know how that works.

It's like it's he's he's like, like, what happened to the eyes?

Lifeless anyway, But I love the guy.

He's a really nice guy.

He's a great great much shit, but I love him.

He's a no disrespect though, not at all.

You look totally fucking nuts.

You look like your ship he's frozen in time.

But I mean I had my experiences with.

The guy though, and yeah, yeah, he'll figure it out anyway.

Yeah, but is that it with you too?

I mean, is that that's it?

Man?

We've just been chilling.

It's getting cold here in New York and we're moving and grooving and.

Uh, it's getting fucking dark here.

Man.

I'm doing this the afternoon.

It's like dark the daylight o'clock.

You gotta fucking walk around with a goddamn flashlight looking for your goddamn car.

I mean, what the fuck is going on out here?

It's like I just woke up a couple hours later.

Yeah, it's fucking midnight.

I mean, short dick in the daylight during the day.

It's not ship.

We don't need that.

My clocks are all fucked up my car, and then I can't figure out how to change my goddamn clock in my car.

It's always so hard to do that for some reason.

Just kill the ship.

Yeah, they got to fix it.

You got to talk to your man Gavin with the Good Air newsom.

Apparently he's in control of this.

Figure it out up to me.

Just figure this shit out anyway.

I am rapport of Stereo podcast.

We came, we saw, we conquered you.

Listen, you got some old gold.

You got to throw up on it.

You know, from people have been saying we want we like those old throwback videos of you and the young Shooter.

Well you know what else I really want?

And I don't.

I mean, I want to take like a I want to do like a poll here, but I want to I we should really do a compilation of the best I Am Rapaport episodes with just me and you like the best stories, because I think I told you off the podcast, Like I was listening to shit in like twenty seventeen, twenty sixteen that I have no fucking recollection of and like Halloween episodes, and I was dying laughing.

It's some of these stories are so good and so funny and so crazy, especially especially back then when I was a little bit younger.

You know, I was in my twenties and shit, so I was definitely less on the podcast.

I was wreck I was reckless well because you know, also there was a time where I legitimately thought we were doing this podcast and no disrespect, but I thought, what, you know, what you're saying, this is the I Am Rapport stereo piety the first episode we didn't know, but this that's what I mean, like wildfire, motherfucker.

But I'm talking about ten years ago, pre Barstool Sports or no, this might have been around Barstool Sports time, but I thought I was talking to just you know, a hundred listeners or whatever.

I didn't realize it had, like, you know, a million monthly listeners and people were like I mean, it was, it was crazy, but I.

Just saw it in trouble.

You got yourself in the family beefs, beefs with girls.

You got yourself in all sorts of tons at a lot of trouble with girls too.

Through it not in a bad way.

But but I would love to hear what everybody's favorite episodes over the course of the ten years that we've done it together.

Well, bring joy.

The Young Shooter brings joy to the world.

That's why we have you on the pocket.

You bring a lot of joy to the world.

We're gonna get yourself some preventive botox going before that whole thing drops, you know.

When we're gonna get that scab fixed for the next time that will hopefully not be there because you're looking like you're on that fucking rooteoph and we need to figure that out before we get the next podcast going.

Maybe just peel it off.

I know, I know it's not good for healing, but maybe just for vanity, get rid of that fucking thing.

No one wants to see it because it's just it's like offensive to me to look at it.

But peel that Iron Reports Stereo podcast.

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