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BONUS - Shirts Off, Armpits, and Life Updates – You Won’t Believe This Week’s Check-In

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Speaker 1

And there was a scene where you saw Conrad with his shirt off high and the last that dude has.

Speaker 2

Such long armpit hair.

Holy.

Speaker 1

I couldn't think about anything else but how long his armpit hair is.

I was like, is this an episode of a TV show or is this some weird kind of shampoo commercial that's from last week's edition of the check in when we checked in with the show as he was going on in Our Lives And I still can't stop thinking about the armpit hair.

Speaker 2

Now I just missed him.

Now I just miss Conrad because it's over.

But what's new in our lives?

Speaker 1

You'll find out right after this when we check in with the show next, is true your ellan.

Speaker 2

In everyone at.

Speaker 1

The biggest gift would be from me, and the car attached would.

Speaker 2

Say thank you by Every iconic.

Speaker 1

Show has their wacky cast of characters, and the Jubil Show is no different.

Well, it's a Jewbil show with your drunk and Nina Hi, and then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi.

And who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who appeers to our window every once in a while to ask if for alpaca Spitney spears her guided meditation sessions from our balcony, our social media prettycert.

Speaker 3

Gabby, she's a rock stuff.

Speaker 2

And then there's me.

Speaker 1

I'm Jewbil and this is the Jewbil Show and it's the time a week where we check in and see what's going on in our lives.

Speaker 3

So, Nina, what's up with you this week?

Speaker 2

So I had a date yesterday, but it was a friend date.

But I have this habit and it was with somebody for the very first time we met up for the very first time.

I have this habit of kind of getting a little drunk at different random places and making plans with random women that I meet out in the streets.

And it's not romantic.

I just think as you get older, it's harder to make friends as an adult, and we go through all of these different shifts and life changes and all of that stuff.

So when I met this particular woman at that particular party, we were having this really deep conversations, were like, let's hang out.

Meanwhile, yesterday, leading up to it, I was like, oh man, I'm so tired.

I don't want to do this.

I don't know this person, I don't have the energy.

But I'm so glad that I went, because sometimes I think that the universe or whatever puts the right people in your path the right moment when you need them.

Sometimes these friendships don't stick.

I don't know what's going to happen with this woman, but she's super dope.

But we just sat there and we listened to each other and saw each other for who we are like right now.

And I know that sounds kind of crazy, but you know, you evolve as a person and sometimes you don't always have anybody to listen to you, like truly, I did it for her, she did it for me, and I just felt like, wow, I was seen for the first time in a really long time.

Speaker 1

That maybe it's a new vestie.

Speaker 2

Maybe it's kind of fun though, as will you look at me already?

I am looking at you?

Speaker 3

Sorry, see what I mean?

Speaker 2

Victoria?

What's you?

Speaker 1

This week?

Speaker 2

It was nice.

I just want to dance.

I'm not gonna lie.

I like, I'm really sad as my friend's leaving to a new city.

Speaker 3

But we went out for her like going.

Speaker 2

Away, and we danced a little bit, but not as much as I wanted to this weekend, so I kind of have like a dancing bug of me right now.

Speaker 3

But all my friends are leaving.

Speaker 2

So now it's like, what am I gonna do this weekend?

Oh?

They're on on.

I know a lot of clubs that you could just pop right into.

Speaker 3

I don't want to go alone, though.

Speaker 2

I want to dance with my friends, Like I want you to go.

Oh gosh, what hands making?

Oh yeah, there's get dance.

Speaker 1

Were definitely make some friends.

No slock drivers who listen to the show.

Will you meet those guys?

And that's good?

Get out there, meet the you know, meet the people that listen to the show.

Speaker 2

Multi.

Speaker 3

I want to go dance.

Speaker 4

I want to have a drink in my hand.

Speaker 2

Victoria girl from the radio, jeez, wait you are her?

Yeah, I'll take a dance.

He's like, okay, I I don't want that.

Speaker 3

Gonna dance.

No, I don't want the no, no, no, I just want to go out my friend.

Speaker 1

Oh look, it's our social media producer Gabby stopping by.

Gabby with somebod you this week.

Speaker 3

I broke the law this week.

Speaker 2

Yeah, and he doesn't do that.

Speaker 3

I don't.

And it took me a while to do it.

Speaker 4

So when I first moved into my house, I got a package that was with my address, but with a different person's name.

Speaker 3

I didn't know what to do about it.

I didn't want to open it, obviously.

Speaker 4

I tried to give it back to the UPS driver a couple of times, but he wouldn't take it.

Speaker 3

So it's been sitting on my front porch for months.

Speaker 4

Wait, and I finally oh yeah it.

As I was opening it, I was like, oh god, I feel like that's gonna be something nasty or like dirty.

Speaker 3

It was a designer purse, brand new.

Yeah, it's been months.

Nice you know the police on me.

Please, it's a pregnant lady.

Speaker 2

No, this is actually a moral dilemma.

You cannot keep somebody was just sitting he.

Speaker 3

Got a replacement.

I'm absolutely sorry.

Speaker 2

Okay, okay, versus a really cute face.

Speaker 3

Somebody wanted God wanted you to have it.

Speaker 2

It's yours now.

Speaker 3

This is like good karma.

Speaker 1

Wow.

Speaker 3

I didn't see Gaby keeping it literally like six months.

Speaker 2

Ooh, Juell was up with you?

Did you steal from anybody too?

No?

Speaker 1

Unfortunately, what's up with me is I had a I need to apologize to a business out there.

I did in a second, but first, real quick, thank you for everybody whos checked out my new song The Messenger, which is out now.

You can go get it wherever you get your music.

People are liking it the videos on YouTube too, if you want to check that out.

You can check the Lincoln bio on my TikTok if you want to go watch that.

But it's been really cool to see the response.

A lot of people are liking it and appreciate it.

Your music video is legit, like he's got real like it's filmed.

It's not just him and the selfie.

Speaker 3

You know, it's about my production value.

Speaker 1

Yeah, I do want to apologize to I called a business to schedule something and they're closed on Tuesdays.

Speaker 2

Okay, So well I called on a.

Speaker 1

Tuesday and they were closed, and they're I had said that they were closed on Tuesdays, and then I thought that I like hung up the phone, but I didn't realize I didn't hang up the phone.

So I sang like a way too long song about not being open on Tuesdays, and then I'm pretty sure they heard me ranting about other drivers, and then they probably heard a bunch of other weird.

Speaker 2

Noises as well.

But what does a song sound like when you're lanting about it not being open on Tuesdays.

Speaker 1

Well, I wasn't really ranting.

I was just like, they're closed on Tuesdays.

Speaker 2

Yeah, that's Twoday.

And then I don't remember what else I was saying.

Speaker 1

And then I was like, why is the stupid radio not back on yet?

I was like, where's the podcast I was listening to.

Speaker 2

This is what's wrong with the stupid radio.

So they heard me ranting about that.

Speaker 1

And then I noticed that it was still on.

Speaker 2

I was like, oh, sorry, I'll call back tomorrow.

I hope they have collegies of them

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