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SEAL

SEAL: Ah, Bae Ceredigion, Cardigan Bay, you just can't beat a bit of wonderful Welsh wildlife.

And I'm really swimming in it here.

Surrounded by dolphins, lobsters, seahorses, jellyfish, maybe even a shark or two.

Feels like I'm forgetting someone.

Oh yeah, I forgot about myself.

The Seal.

Ah, it's another boat tour.

I do like seeing those happy humans out enjoying themselves.

Except when they keep making Seal puns.

You really sealed the deal when you fed that Seal.

You've got their Seal of approval now.

Why do they find words that sound like other words so funny?

I'll never understand.

What's this?

That small human doesn't sound so happy.

I wonder what's happened.

Let's swim a bit closer and see if I can hear anything.

MAX

MAX: I was helping my brother with his latest invention and dropped my honorary wildlifer badge in the sea.

I worked so hard to get it.

SEAL

SEAL: Oh no, not a lost wildlifer badge.

I'd be distraught if I'd lost one of those.

Luckily, I know exactly who to call to save the day.

Awoooo!

THEME TUNE VOICEOVER

THEME TUNE VOICEOVER: Across the many majestic wild spaces of the United Kingdom, from woods, wetlands, to mountain and heath, whenever help is needed, one Ranger and her animal friends always answer the call.

SINGERS

SINGERS: It's Ranger Rae and the Wildlifers.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: I can talk to animals.

It's a Ranger's dream.

SINGERS

SINGERS: It's Ranger Ray and the Wildlifers.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: Say hello to my animal team.

SINGERS

SINGERS: With Deer and Fox and Wildcat.

Mole and Dragonfly and Beaver and Bat.

BEAVER

BEAVER: Sound the alarm and we'll come running to you

DEER

DEER: With our animal powers we'll know what to do

SINGERS

SINGERS: It's Ranger Rae and the Wildlifers.

SEAL

SEAL: It'll probably take them a while to get here.

Maybe I'll have time for a nice nap on my favourite rock.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: Did someone call for Ranger Rae?

I'm here with Beaver and Deer...

ROXY

ROXY: And Roxy!

To save the day!

SEAL

SEAL: Wow!

You really got here in super speedy fashion!

BEAVER

BEAVER: Well, that's what you get when you request the help of me, Super Beaver!

DEER

DEER: Ahem.

I believe I did most of the super speedy stuff.

Pleased to meet you, Seal.

My name is Deer.

ROXY

ROXY: Now that we've introduced ourselves...

SEAL

SEAL: Oh!

So you're Roxy, the new Ranger?

I've heard so much about you.

Is it true you can understand animals too?

ROXY

ROXY: No, I'm afraid not.

I can't understand a word you're saying.

SEAL

SEAL: Oh, that's a pity.

ROXY

ROXY: It is.

It really, really is.

SEAL

SEAL: Wait a minute.

If you can't understand animals, how did you understand me asking you if you could understand animals?

ROXY

ROXY: That joke works every time.

BEAVER

BEAVER: Hey, Seal, so you've heard of us, is that right?

SEAL

SEAL: Yeah, sure have.

BEAVER

BEAVER: And you like the work we do?

SEAL

SEAL: Like?

I love the work you do.

You're the Wildlifers.

Everybody loves the work you do.

BEAVER

BEAVER: So you could say we've got your Seal of...

SEAL

SEAL: Please don't say Seal of approval.

BEAVER

BEAVER: Oh, well, why not?

SEAL

SEAL: Do you have any idea how many times I've had to listen to humans make that joke?

I am so tired of it.

All of us seals are, in fact.

If I hear one more Seal pun, I think I'm going to flip out.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: You mean flip her out?

SEAL

SEAL: Oh.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: So, Seal, what do you need our help with?

SEAL

SEAL: A young lad on one of the boats dropped his honorary wildlife badge in the sea.

ROXY

ROXY: Oh no!

He'll be so upset.

When I was an honorary Wildlifer, that badge meant everything to me.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: And where did he drop it, exactly?

SEAL

SEAL: That's the thing.

None of us saw where he dropped it, so it could be anywhere, really.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: We'll have to ask about.

Seal, do you know any local animals who might be able to help?

SEAL

SEAL: Lobster might be able to tell us where the badge fell in.

Only one teeny problem, though.

BEAVER

BEAVER: What's that?

SEAL

SEAL: Lobster has no vocal cords, so it'll be tricky getting any words out of them.

They can do sign language with their claws though.

ROXY

ROXY: I know how to read sign language.

SEAL

SEAL: Then why didn't you say so?

Let's go liaise with Lobster.

BEAVER

BEAVER: Roxy, what's Lobster saying?

ROXY

ROXY: Lobster says that they were out for their morning walk along the seabed when suddenly they got their leg caught under a rock.

BEAVER

BEAVER: Oh no.

SEAL

SEAL: Don't worry, it happens all the time.

ROXY

ROXY: So while Lobster was trying to pull themselves free, they saw something shiny land in the sand a few metres away.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: That must be the wildlifer badge.

ROXY

ROXY: Lobster didn't know what it was at the time, but says it probably was the badge alright.

BEAVER

BEAVER: But how did they get free from the rock?

ROXY

ROXY: Lobster says that after struggling for a while, they simply detached their leg and swam to the surface.

BEAVER

BEAVER: Detach their leg?

Oh my!

SEAL

SEAL: Don't worry, happens all the time.

DEER

DEER: Are you really saying that lobsters detach their own legs all the time?

SEAL

SEAL: No, of course not.

They can detach their claws and tails too.

BEAVER

BEAVER: But what happens then?

ROXY

ROXY: Lobster says that after they detach a leg, or a claw, or any limb, they just grow one back.

BEAVER

BEAVER: Grow their leg back?

SEAL

SEAL: Don't worry, happens all the time.

BEAVER

BEAVER: But that's like a superpower.

Any animal that can grow a body part like that should be leader of the wildlife is for sure.

DEER

DEER: I don't suppose you've noticed my antlers growing back on a regular basis?

BEAVER

BEAVER: Oh, yeah.

Never mind all that any animal that can grow a body part like that should be the leader of the wildlifer talk, Deer.

I was just joking.

DEER

DEER: I'm sure you were.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: Come on, gang.

Let's go see if we can find this badge.

DEER

DEER: But how?

I can hardly be your transport underwater.

Now can I?

ROXY

ROXY: That's a good point, dear.

SEAL

SEAL: Hold on.

Humans ride horses, don't they?

ROXY

ROXY: Yep.

SEAL

SEAL: Just as I thought.

I know someone who might be able to help.

SEAHORSE

SEAHORSE: Ah, I appreciate you coming to me, Seal, but I'm afraid I'm not that kind of horse.

I'm a seahorse, you see.

SEAL

SEAL: I see.

So what's the difference between a seahorse and a regular horse?

SEAHORSE

SEAHORSE: Well, let's see.

Your standard land horse is about six feet tall, whereas I'm 25 centimetres.

SEAL

SEAL: Of course.

SEAHORSE

SEAHORSE: And there's the fact that land horses live on land, and we seahorses live in the sea.

SEAL

SEAL: Fair enough.

Just an idea.

SEAHORSE

SEAHORSE: Thanks for thinking of me anyway.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: Who else do we know who could swim down here?

They would need super swimming skills.

BEAVER

BEAVER: Well, who could you possibly be talking about?

ROXY

ROXY: And they'd have to be able to hold their breath for a super long time.

BEAVER

BEAVER: Does 15 minutes sound like a super enough time for you?

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: And...

Finally.

BEAVER

BEAVER: I think we all know you're looking for the assistance of Super...

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: They would need super eyesight to find the badge.

BEAVER

BEAVER: Ah, well, I can't help you there.

Us beavers aren't blessed with the best eyesight.

LUCA

LUCA: Excuse me.

Are you Ranger Rae and Ranger Roxy?

ROXY

ROXY: That's us.

How can we help you?

My name is Luca.

And this is my little brother, Max.

LUCA

LUCA: He dropped his honorary Wildlifer badge in the sea earlier, when he was helping me with my latest invention.

BEAVER

BEAVER: Ooh, what sort of things do you invent?

Anything that could help us out?

LUCA

LUCA: Well, let's see.

Here's a device that can tell you what sort of mood you're in.

Let's try it on Beaver.

BEAVER

BEAVER: I guess I am a little cranky about the eyesight thing.

LUCA

LUCA: Here's a scanner that can tell you if something is a land horse or a seahorse.

SCANNER

SCANNER: Scanning.

Scanning.

Scanning.

Seahorse detected.

DEER

DEER: Wow, it works.

LUCA

LUCA: Ah, here's what I was looking for.

These underwater goggles help enhance the eyesight of anyone who wears them.

BEAVER

BEAVER: With goggles like these, I'll be unstoppable.

Hey, check my mood now.

ROXY

ROXY: Wow, and you've invented these all by yourself?

LUCA

LUCA: Yep.

I love taking gadgets and gizmos apart and then putting them back together.

It's the best way to learn how to invent stuff.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: Well, you might be a handy friend to have around on our adventures.

So what do you say, Beaver?

Are you ready to...

Beaver?

Beaver, where did they go?

ROXY

ROXY: Already gone to save the day by the sound of things.

BEAVER

BEAVER: Woohoo!

Look at me go!

I'm Super Beaver with Supervision!

That Luca is a great inventor.

Now, to look for that badge.

It really is very nice around here.

Such a lovely, safe, pleasant view.

Uh-oh.

What's that swimming towards me?

Didn't Seal say there were sharks around here earlier?

Oh no.

Oh, and it's swimming right towards me.

BASKING SHARK

BASKING SHARK: Hello, Beaver.

How are you?

BEAVER

BEAVER: Ah, Basking Shark.

So good to see you.

I'm doing great.

I'm looking for a badge a poor human child lost earlier.

BASKING SHARK

BASKING SHARK: And what sort of goggles are you wearing?

BEAVER

BEAVER: An inventor named Luca invented them.

They help me see better underwater.

BASKING SHARK

BASKING SHARK: Ooh.

Well, good luck with that.

I'd love to help, but I'm too busy stuffing my big basking belly with plankton.

BEAVER

BEAVER: Enjoy!

Now, let's turn the power up on these goggles and see if I can spot that badge.

Aha!

I think I see something shiny over there.

Let's see, let's see, let's see.

It is the badge!

Super Beaver has saved the day once again.

And now, just to pick it up and...

SEA SPONGE

SEA SPONGE: Hey, that's my badge.

Back off.

BEAVER

BEAVER: Who are you?

What are you?

SEA SPONGE

SEA SPONGE: Haven't you ever seen a sea sponge before?

BEAVER

BEAVER: No.

SEA SPONGE

SEA SPONGE: Well, now you have.

BEAVER

BEAVER: So, you're just sort of like a sponge, but in the sea?

SEA SPONGE

SEA SPONGE: Just sort of like a sponge?

Listen, mate, why don't you leave me and my badge alone?

BEAVER

BEAVER: But you don't understand.

That badge belongs to a boy on the land, and he's very upset.

SEA SPONGE

SEA SPONGE: It's my badge.

It landed on my head, just like the rest of my treasures.

BEAVER

BEAVER: Treasures?

SEA SPONGE

SEA SPONGE: All sorts of treasures land beside me, like this thing here.

I bet it was a scepter belonging to the king of the lost city of Atlantis.

BEAVER

BEAVER: That's a spoon.

SEA SPONGE

SEA SPONGE: You leave my treasures alone.

I'm not giving up this honorary Wildlifer badge for nothing.

BEAVER

BEAVER: What if I could get you a real, full Wildlifer badge?

SEA SPONGE

SEA SPONGE: How could you do that?

BEAVER

BEAVER: Because I'm Super Beaver, the Wildlifer.

SEA SPONGE

SEA SPONGE: Really?

I should have known when I saw you doing such super speedy swimming.

BEAVER

BEAVER: Aw, shucks, thank you.

SEA SPONGE

SEA SPONGE: In that case, you can have the badge.

BEAVER

BEAVER: Thank you so much.

You've made a young boy very happy.

SEA SPONGE

SEA SPONGE: But I want that full Wildlifer badge.

I'm basically a member of the team now, aren't I?

BEAVER

BEAVER: Yeah, I suppose you are.

SEA SPONGE

SEA SPONGE: Wahoo!

Sea Sponge The Wildlifer, here to help anybody who needs, well, it might be tricky to help anyone, actually, because the thing is, I can't move.

BEAVER

BEAVER: Oh, right.

Well, we'll have to come back to that.

SEA SPONGE

SEA SPONGE: I have to get this badge back to its owner.

BEAVER

BEAVER: Super Beaver, away!

LUCA

LUCA: And then I also invented this hammer that squirts a little bit of perfume out every time you hammer a nail.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: Wow, that's amazing.

ROXY

ROXY: Don't worry.

We'll have your badge back soon.

BEAVER

BEAVER: Superbeaver's back with a badge!

ROXY

ROXY: Beaver!

You did it!

My badge!

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: Jolly good show, Beaver.

LUCA

LUCA: Did my invention help?

BEAVER

BEAVER: It sure did.

I couldn't have done it without your help.

Well, I mean, maybe I could have, but it would have been very close.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: Thanks so much for your help, Luca.

I'm sure we'll see you again soon.

You just never know when we'll need a new invention.

LUCA

LUCA: Thank you for finding my little brother's badge.

He'll be able to enjoy the rest of the trip now.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: Now, should we get moving?

SEAL

SEAL: Oh, you have to go?

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: Unless there's any unfinished business, I think we should.

SEAL

SEAL: It was so nice meeting you all.

I can't wait to tell everybody I saw the Wildlifers in action.

BEAVER

BEAVER: Oh, that reminds me.

I sort of promised someone a wildlifer badge.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: You mean an honorary wildlifer badge?

BEAVER

BEAVER: Nope, that wasn't going to do it.

We'll need a full one.

ROXY

ROXY: Who's it for?

SPK_13

SPK_13: A sponge.

ALL

ALL: A sponge?

BEAVER

BEAVER: A sea sponge.

Really helped me out down there, so I said they could join the team.

They can't move or anything, so I guess we just fill them in on our adventures every now and again.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: All right, Beaver, but next time let's try to solve our problems without handing out any new wildlifer badges.

Now, anyone for a swim before we go?

ROXY

ROXY: Uh-oh, what's that?

DEER

DEER: It's swimming right this way.

BEAVER

BEAVER: Just when we thought it was safe to go back in the water...

BASKING SHARK

BASKING SHARK: Hello everybody!

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: It's just Basking Shark!

BASKING SHARK

BASKING SHARK: That's right, it's just me!

Hooray!

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: But it sounds like another animal needs our help!

ROXY

ROXY: Come on, Wildlifeers, time to go!

SINGERS

SINGERS: It's Ranger Ray and the Wildlifers!

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