Episode Transcript
RED SQUIRREL: Gotta get those nuts.
Gotta get those nuts.
A squirrel's gotta get those nuts.
Especially a Red Squirrel like me.
We need all the nuts we can get.
Ah!
There's a nice acorn.
That'll make a fine addition to my collection.
Now, if only I could remember where I buried my stash.
Oh, great.
Here comes Grey Squirrel, just what I need.
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: All right, Red.
Out looking for nuts, are we?
RED SQUIRRELRED SQUIRREL: Hi, Grey.
I suppose you're gonna claim that acorn is yours?
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: I did see it first, didn't I?
RED SQUIRRELRED SQUIRREL: I don't know.
Did you?
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: Yeah, I reckon I did.
RED SQUIRRELRED SQUIRREL: Could you not just find your own nuts for once?
You already stole my whole stash.
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: No, I didn't.
You just forgot why you stashed your stash again.
RED SQUIRRELRED SQUIRREL: How dare you?
We Red squirrels may have a habit of forgetting where we hide things, but that's not what happened this time.
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: I bet it is.
RED SQUIRRELRED SQUIRREL: No, it isn't.
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: All right then, if you can remember where your stash is, show me.
RANGER RAERANGER RAE: I can't, because you'd only steal it if I show you where it is.
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: But you said I already stole it.
RED SQUIRRELRED SQUIRREL: Yeah, it's...
Leave my nuts alone.
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: Enough of this.
Just give me that nut and this will all be over.
RED SQUIRRELRED SQUIRREL: It's mine
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: We'll see about that Red.
RED SQUIRRELRED SQUIRREL: That's it.
I'm calling for help.
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: Oh yeah?
And who you gonna call?
RED SQUIRRELRED SQUIRREL: You'll see.
Awoooo!
SINGERSSINGERS: Across the many majestic wild spaces of the United Kingdom, from woods, wetlands, to mountain and heath, whenever help is needed, one ranger and her animal friends always answer the call.
It's Ranger Rae and the Wildlifers.
RANGER RAERANGER RAE: I can talk to animals.
It's a ranger's dream.
SINGERSSINGERS: It's Ranger Ray and the Wildlifers.
RANGER RAERANGER RAE: Say hello to my animal team.
SINGERSSINGERS: With Deer and Fox and Wildcat, Mole and Dragonfly and Beaver and Bat.
Sound the alarm and we'll come running to you.
DEERDEER: With our animal powers, we'll know what to do.
SINGERSSINGERS: It's Ranger Ray and the Wildlifers.
RED SQUIRRELRED SQUIRREL: Ranger Ray and the Wildlifers will know what to do.
We'll have to try not to argue until they get here, which might be a while.
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: I'm much better at not arguing than you are.
RED SQUIRRELRED SQUIRREL: No, you're not.
I am the master of not arguing.
RANGER RAERANGER RAE: Did someone call for Ranger Rae?
I'm here with Beaver and Fox.
ROXYROXY: And Roxy.
To save the day.
RANGER RAERANGER RAE: So, what's the problem, squirrels?
RED SQUIRRELRED SQUIRREL: Grey Squirrel stole my stash of nuts and now they're trying to steal this acorn I found too.
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: I didn't steal your stash and that's my acorn because I saw it first.
ROXYROXY: Oh, Red squirrels and Grey squirrels really don't get along, do they, Fox?
FOXFOX: Pardon, Roxy.
Sorry, I'm a bit distracted.
Isn't this place beautiful?
RANGER RAERANGER RAE: It sure is.
Tollymore Forest Park is one of Northern Ireland's biggest parks, and definitely one of its most beautiful.
They say it was the inspiration for Narnia.
BEAVERBEAVER: What's Narnia?
ROXYROXY: It's a magical land some children found in the back of a wardrobe.
FOXFOX: The back of a wardrobe?
That doesn't sound very magical to me.
BEAVERBEAVER: This forest is nice, but let me tell you all the ways a Beaver's touch could improve things.
You see, whenever beavers are reintroduced, ecological improvements follow.
Now, see, I'd fell this tree here, this tree here, oh, and that one there.
That would create a nice water feature.
RED SQUIRRELRED SQUIRREL: Hey, Tollymore Forest Park doesn't need any improving.
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: That's right, it's perfect and beautiful as it is.
RANGER RAERANGER RAE: Sounds to me like you both just agreed on something.
So there's some hope yet.
RED SQUIRRELRED SQUIRREL: You know what, Grey?
Maybe she's right.
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: No, she isn't.
RED SQUIRRELRED SQUIRREL: Alright, fine.
RANGER RAERANGER RAE: So what's this about a stash of nuts, Fred?
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: Grey Squirrel stole my stash.
I did not.
RED SQUIRRELRED SQUIRREL: And now they're trying to steal my acorn.
RANGER RAERANGER RAE: Okay, that last one might be true, but I didn't steal the stash, honest.
How could I steal it if I don't even know where it is?
FOXFOX: Why don't we just check the stash and see what's there?
RED SQUIRRELRED SQUIRREL: Well, I...
I guess we could do that.
It's just, well, I sort of, maybe...
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: Red's forgotten where they stashed their stash, as usual.
RED SQUIRRELRED SQUIRREL: Red squirrels forgetting where they stashed stuff is a harmful myth.
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: So where is it then?
Well, in this particular case, the harmful myth is true.
Anyway, it's a positive thing that we forget where we stash our nuts.
It's good for nature, helps spread the seeds around, which helps forest regeneration.
BEAVERBEAVER: Ranger Rae, I have an idea.
RANGER RAERANGER RAE: Let's hear it, Beaver.
BEAVERBEAVER: What these squirrels could really use is a pond.
So I say we gnaw down this tree here, and this one here, creating a water blockage, or dam, if you will, which will attract all sorts of wildlife, like frogs and dragonflies...
FOXFOX: Pardon my interruption, but what has this got to do with Red and Grey squirrels arguing?
BEAVERBEAVER: Oh, right.
I forgot what problem we were trying to solve.
FOXFOX: What if I used my super Fox tracking skills to find this stash of nuts?
Would that help?
RED SQUIRRELRED SQUIRREL: Yes, I suppose it would.
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: I'll do anything to clear my name.
RANGER RAERANGER RAE: Very good, Fox.
Lead the way.
How's the tracking going, Fox?
DEERDEER: It's going okay.
This way!
I think if we just...
No, wait!
That way!
Ha, yeah, now we're back on track.
I'm sniffing for Red Squirrel scent, rather than the nuts, seeing as we're not even sure if the nuts are there.
This way!
ROXYROXY: Ranger Rae, how come Red squirrels and Grey squirrels don't get along?
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: Because Red Squirrels are silly.
RED SQUIRRELRED SQUIRREL: We are not silly, you're silly.
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: No, I'm not.
RED SQUIRRELRED SQUIRREL: Yes, you are.
You're the silliest billy in the whole forest.
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: Well, you're the silliest billy in the whole universe.
RANGER RAERANGER RAE: Calm down, everybody.
The history of Red squirrels and Grey squirrels is a long and difficult one.
Roxy, did you bring along your banjo?
ROXYROXY: I did.
RANGER RAERANGER RAE: How about some storytime music?
ROXYROXY: Sure thing.
RANGER RAERANGER RAE: Once upon a time, Red squirrels were found all over the UK.
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: We call it the before-time.
RANGER RAERANGER RAE: Red squirrels are native to the UK and have been here for over 10,000 years.
So they evolved to thrive in the habitat of the UK's forests.
BEAVERBEAVER: Speaking of thriving, wouldn't this forest look amazing with a new Beaver-designed waterfall?
ALLALL: Not now, Beaver!
RANGER RAERANGER RAE: But in the 19th century, the Grey Squirrel arrived here from America.
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: Yo.
RANGER RAERANGER RAE: Grey squirrels are bigger and stronger squirrels, and they soon dominated the habitats of the Red squirrels.
RED SQUIRRELRED SQUIRREL: Some would call this bullying.
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: Nonsense.
It's survival of the fittest.
RANGER RAERANGER RAE: And so the Red squirrels were pushed out.
Their numbers dwindled, and they weren't helped by the fact that the Grey squirrels carried the squirrelpox virus.
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: Oh, not this again.
It's just the sniffles.
RED SQUIRRELRED SQUIRREL: Not for us, it's not.
RANGER RAERANGER RAE: This virus doesn't really affect the Grey Squirrel, but it can be lethal to the Red.
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: It's not like we do it on purpose.
RED SQUIRRELRED SQUIRREL: I bet you do.
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: Alright, someone better hold me back because I'm going to let Red have it.
RED + GREY SQUIRRELRED + GREY SQUIRREL: Come here, you!
PINE MARTENPINE MARTEN: Oi oi oi oi.
What's all this shouting?
We'll have no trouble here.
ROXYROXY: Look, look, look!
It's a Pine Marten!
FOXFOX: Martin who?
BEAVERBEAVER: A pine what?
ROXYROXY: This is so exciting.
I've never seen one up close before.
PINE MARTENPINE MARTEN: Well, yes, yes, yes.
We Pine Martens are notoriously difficult to spot.
BEAVERBEAVER: You look like a cross between a squirrel and a weasel.
PINE MARTENPINE MARTEN: Ah, but we are neither squirrel nor weasel.
We are the mighty Pine Marten, and we've been native to the UK for as long as the Red Squirrel.
BEAVERBEAVER: So how come I've never seen you before?
PINE MARTENPINE MARTEN: Could I have some banjo music, please?
ROXYROXY: Sure thing.
PINE MARTENPINE MARTEN: Once upon a time, thousands of years ago, the Pine Marten was one of the most common predators in the UK.
We were everywhere, even if people didn't spot us all that often.
But then, humans did as humans often do, and hunted us until all our number sank so low, we became but a whisper.
Do you remember the Pine Marten?
They'd say.
Whatever happened to them?
FOXFOX: I'll have to hold my paws up and admit, we foxes did hunt our fair share of pine martens.
PINE MARTENPINE MARTEN: But you were one of our natural predators, just like we were one of the Red Squirrel's natural predators.
That's nature in action.
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: See?
Survival of the fittest.
FOXFOX: Silence!
I believe we're getting closer to the stash.
This way, into the older part of the forest.
ROXYROXY: Is it true there are lots more pine martens about now?
PINE MARTENPINE MARTEN: Yes, pine martens are making a real comeback.
And that's not all.
We've been tasked with ending the rivalry between Red squirrels and Grey squirrels.
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: What rubbish.
BEAVERBEAVER: How are you going to do that?
By building a beautiful water feature in the forest?
PINE MARTENPINE MARTEN: Of course not.
It turns out that our long history together means the Red squirrels are quite good at dodging pine marten attacks, but the Grey squirrels, not so much.
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: That's because we never got to practice.
PINE MARTENPINE MARTEN: Precisely.
So when Pine Martens are introduced to a habitat, Grey squirrels are much easier to hunt because they don't have as much practice at hiding from us.
ROXYROXY: So if you reintroduce Pine Martens into a forest, it helps even out the numbers of Grey squirrels?
PINE MARTENPINE MARTEN: Now you're getting it.
But it can't all be left to the Pine Martins.
It takes a combination of efforts, like monitoring squirrel populations, habitat restoration...
FOXFOX: Silence!
The stash should be...
Right here.
RED SQUIRRELRED SQUIRREL: Yes.
I do sort of maybe recognise this place.
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: You've no idea have you.
RED SQUIRRELRED SQUIRREL: Yes I do!
It was right here!
Or maybe right over there.
ROXYROXY: Ranger Rae, what was that?
RANGER RAERANGER RAE: I'm not sure, Roxy, but I've heard it a few times now.
FOXFOX: I know what it is.
We're hearing the Wood Wide Web in action.
Of course, the Wood Wide Web.
ROXYROXY: Don't you mean the World Wide Web?
RANGER RAERANGER RAE: Nope.
It turns out nature beat us to inventing the internet by about 500 million years.
ROXYROXY: But how?
FOXFOX: Lots of trees and plants in a forest are connected by underground networks of roots.
And fungus.
ROXYROXY: So you're saying that all these old trees are connected to each other?
FOXFOX: Yeah, the Wood Wide Web even means trees can send warning signs to each other if they're under attack by insects.
ROXYROXY: Are they communicating now?
FOXFOX: They're probably putting a warning out because they heard there's a Beaver in the area.
BEAVERBEAVER: Who, me?
Don't worry trees, I won't be gnawing through any of you.
This place looks fine as it is.
No water features necessary.
RANGER RAERANGER RAE: Some of the forests in the UK are so old that trees have had thousands of years to form these underground connections.
The oldest tree in the UK is about 3,000 years old.
ROXYROXY: 3,000?
RANGER RAERANGER RAE: Yep, the Fortingale Yew Tree in Scotland.
ROXYROXY: Amazing!
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: It really puts things into perspective, doesn't it?
RED SQUIRRELRED SQUIRREL: What's that, Grey?
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: Oh, you know, all these trees living alongside each other peacefully for thousands of years.
Forging connections in order to keep each other safe.
You don't see them fighting over acorns.
It really makes you think.
RED SQUIRRELRED SQUIRREL: I guess it does.
RANGER RAERANGER RAE: You know what, Red?
You have the acorn.
RED SQUIRRELRED SQUIRREL: What?
Really?
RANGER RAERANGER RAE: Yeah, I can always find another one.
RED SQUIRRELRED SQUIRREL: Wow, thanks, Gray.
To be honest, I don't think I'm going to find that stash anyway.
I've no idea where I left it.
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: I know.
RED SQUIRRELRED SQUIRREL: Typical Red Squirrel, eh?
RANGER RAERANGER RAE: That's very big of both of you, Red and Grey.
ROXYROXY: Yeah, you should be very proud.
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: We've done enough arguing, haven't we?
Nobody wants to hear more of that.
Anyway, Pine Marten will be here to keep us in check.
PINE MARTENPINE MARTEN: Right, I will.
RANGER RAERANGER RAE: It sounds like the trees agree too.
FOXFOX: So, in the end.
I was trying to track something that wasn't even there.
What a waste of my talents.
BEAVERBEAVER: And I didn't even get to build a water feature.
FOXFOX: At least we solved Red and Grey's argument.
That's nothing to be sniffed at.
GREY SQUIRRELGREY SQUIRREL: Neither was Red's stash.
RANGER RAERANGER RAE: Sometimes the best way to learn about these things is to observe animals in their natural habitats.
ROXYROXY: Or we could go and help an animal in its natural habitat.
Come on, Wildlifers!
RANGER RAERANGER RAE: Everybody ready?
Wildlifers, away!
SINGERSSINGERS: It's Ranger Rae and the Wildlifers!
