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ROXY

ROXY: Previously on Ranger Rae and the Wildlifers But how are we supposed to help a wasp and a bee?

We can understand animals, not insects.

Why don't we get Luca?

He might have a gadget that can help us.

LUCA

LUCA: Let me have a look in my bag and see what I have.

Aha!

Here it is, my insect translator.

ROXY

ROXY: It's working!

HOVERFLY

HOVERFLY: I'm not a wasp, I'm of hoverfly.

Animals use disguises and camouflage all the time.

And i know just the place where you can see it in action

THEME TUNE VOICEOVER

THEME TUNE VOICEOVER: Across the many majestic wild spaces of the United Kingdom from woods wetlands to mountain and heath.

Whenever help is needed one ranger and her animal friends always answer the call

SINGERS

SINGERS: It's Ranger Rae and the Wildlifers.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: I can talk to animals.

It's a ranger's dream.

SINGERS

SINGERS: It's Ranger Rae and the Wildlifers.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: Say hello to my animal team.

SINGERS

SINGERS: With Deer and Fox and Wildcat.

Mole and Dragonfly and Beaver and Bat

BEAVER

BEAVER: Sound the alarm and we'll come running to you

DEER

DEER: With our animal powers, we'll know what to do

SINGERS

SINGERS: It's Ranger Rae and the Wildlifers

BEAVER

BEAVER: So where are you taking us to, Hoverfly?

HOVERFLY

HOVERFLY: To here, Marsden Moor, everybody Ooh!

Sorry my directions were so bad, I forgot some of you can't fly.

ROXY

ROXY: I did wonder what you meant by take a right and climb to an altitude of about 100 metres.

HOVERFLY

HOVERFLY: I brought you all here to show you that insect imitators are very common.

And it's not just insects, all sorts of bigger animals do it too.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: It looks like there's lots of great nature walks around here.

MOLE

MOLE: So, is This Marsden Moor?

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: Yes, Mole.

MOLE

MOLE: Just as I thought.

Hey, what is a moor?

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: Great question, Mole.

We have lots of moors in the UK.

A moor is a big area of open country that's usually quite dry and covered in heather.

MOLE

MOLE: I see, I see.

One more question.

Are there any...

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: There are loads of worms around here, Mole.

Knock yourself out.

MOLE

MOLE: Woohoo!

Wriggly jiggly worms for all.

DRAGONFLY

DRAGONFLY: I don't think I've ever seen so many bees buzzing around the same place.

WASP

WASP: And wasps.

Don't forget the wasps, Dragonfly.

Yes, of course.

And wasps.

HOVERFLY

HOVERFLY: And hoverflies.

Don't forget hoverflies, Dragonfly.

DRAGONFLY

DRAGONFLY: Yes, and hoverflies.

I don't have time to name every insect I see.

ROXY

ROXY: So, Hoverfly, do insects really think you're a wasp?

HOVERFLY

HOVERFLY: Yep, unless they see me hover.

Other than that, I can do a picture-perfect wasp impression.

ROXY

ROXY: Let's see it then.

WASP

WASP: I don't want to see this.

It could be offensive to my kind.

DRAGONFLY

DRAGONFLY: Come on, wasp.

You have to learn to laugh at yourself a little.

HOVERFLY

HOVERFLY: Okay, hang on.

Give me a minute.

Make sure I get this right.

Ahem.

One, two, one, two.

Ahem.

Ooh, I'm a wasp.

I'm so angry all the time.

Sting, Sting, Sting.

I don't even make honey.

Sting, Sting, Sting.

WASP

WASP: Hey, that doesn't sound anything like me.

HOVERFLY

HOVERFLY: It does look like you, though.

WASP

WASP: Yeah, I'll give you that.

HOVERFLY

HOVERFLY: As long as it looks like a wasp, I'm okay.

Wasps have quite a fearsome reputation, you know.

Nobody wants to mess with a wasp.

WASP

WASP: Oh, shucks.

BEE

BEE: Can you do an impression of a dragon, Dragonfly?

DRAGONFLY

DRAGONFLY: Oh, not really, no.

I think it's just a name that...

HOVERFLY

HOVERFLY: Oh, come on, you must be able to do a dragon impression if you're a Dragonfly.

DRAGONFLY

DRAGONFLY: Honestly, no, I can't.

HOVERFLY

HOVERFLY: I did my wasp impression for everyone.

Show us your dragon impression.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: Come on, Dragonfly, let's see it.

ROXY

ROXY: Yeah, I bet it's really good.

DRAGONFLY

DRAGONFLY: Oh, all right.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: Yay!

DRAGONFLY

DRAGONFLY: Okay, let's see now.

Here we go.

Ahem.

Hello, mate.

I'm a dragon.

I love to eat little piggies.

Now come out before I blow your house down.

HOVERFLY

HOVERFLY: Good to know there are crickets around here anyway.

BEE

BEE: Do dragons eat pigs?

DRAGONFLY

DRAGONFLY: I think so.

WASP

WASP: What's all this about blowing a house down?

DRAGONFLY

DRAGONFLY: Look, I'm not even sure what a dragon is...

ROXY

ROXY: I think that was more of a big bad wolf impression, Dragonfly.

DRAGONFLY

DRAGONFLY: Okay, yeah, okay.

Well, I did say I didn't want to do the impression in the first place.

HOVERFLY

HOVERFLY: Everybody, shush.

We're being watched.

ROXY

ROXY: We are?

By who?

HOVERFLY

HOVERFLY: Over there, in the heather.

See the eyes?

ROXY

ROXY: Who could that be?

WASP

WASP: I hope we're not being hunted.

BEE

BEE: If we are, at least we have wasp ear to protect us.

HOVERFLY

HOVERFLY: Two wasps.

Don't forget about my wasp impression.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: Whatever it is, it's staying very still.

ROXY

ROXY: I'm going to take a closer look.

DRAGONFLY

DRAGONFLY: Roxy, no!

What if it's a big giant predator?

ROXY

ROXY: On the moor?

Don't be silly, Dragonfly.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: Be careful not to frighten it, Roxy.

ROXY

ROXY: I won't.

Everybody be nice and quiet.

Hey, little guy.

Are you okay in there?

Do you want to come out and say hi?

DRAGONFLY

DRAGONFLY: Oh, I can't watch.

ROXY

ROXY: There's a good...

Whatever you are.

Come on out.

Come on.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: Roxy's really close to it now.

No sudden movements.

DRAGONFLY

DRAGONFLY: Hey, what's all that rumbling sound?

MOLE

MOLE: Ah!

Worms for all!

ALL

ALL: Mole!

Shush!

What's going on?

MOLE

MOLE: I brought worms.

This moor is loaded with the wriggliest, jiggliest worms.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: We know about the worms.

Roxy is trying to find out who or what is watching us.

MOLE

MOLE: What do you mean, that pair of eyes over there?

DRAGONFLY

DRAGONFLY: Yeah.

Why are you laughing, Mole?

MOLE

MOLE: That's a butterfly.

DRAGONFLY

DRAGONFLY: Butterflies don't have big eyes like that.

MOLE

MOLE: Some of their wings do.

Watch!

ROXY

ROXY: Mole!

Don't shake the bush!

MOLE

MOLE: Here comes the butterfly!

ROXY

ROXY: It's a butterfly!

HOVERFLY

HOVERFLY: See, what did I say?

Insects use disguises and camouflage all the time.

WASP

WASP: That butterfly's wings had eyes.

BEE

BEE: What a wonderful little surprise.

ROXY

ROXY: Ranger Rae, look at this funny looking stick.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: Maybe it's a piece of bramble or a...

MOLE

MOLE: That stick just moved!

ROXY

ROXY: Oh, why is the stick moving?

HOVERFLY

HOVERFLY: Because it's a stick insect.

WASP

WASP: A stick that isn't a stick?

BEE

BEE: Can someone explain this quick?

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: Stick insects can disguise themselves to look exactly like sticks.

It's a great way to hide from predators.

ROXY

ROXY: I didn't realise we had stick insects in the UK.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: We do.

They're not native though.

All three species of stick insect we have in the UK come all the way from New Zealand.

DRAGONFLY

DRAGONFLY: That's a long way to come, just to pretend to be a stick.

ROXY

ROXY: Look over there.

It's a tiny snake.

MOLE

MOLE: Hey, that's not a tiny snake.

That's a...

Oh dear, could it be?

It's a Giant Worm!

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: No, Mole, leave it alone.

MOLE

MOLE: I must have the Giant Worm.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: Grab hold of Mole.

ROXY

ROXY: It's a tiny snake, not a Giant Worm.

MOLE

MOLE: Giant Worm!

ROXY

ROXY: Tiny snake!

MOLE

MOLE: Giant Worm!

ROXY

ROXY: Tiny snake!

SLOW WORM

SLOW WORM: Could you both stop arguing over what you think I am?

MOLE

MOLE: Sorry, Mr Giant Worm.

ROXY

ROXY: Sorry.

That was so rude of us.

MOLE

MOLE: Come on then, which are you?

A Giant Worm or a tiny snake?

SLOW WORM

SLOW WORM: I'm neither.

I'm a legless lizard.

ROXY

ROXY: A what?

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: Everybody, this is Slow Worm.

MOLE

MOLE: Slow what?

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: But it's not an actual worm.

MOLE

MOLE: Oh.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: As it already explained, it's a legless lizard.

SLOW WORM

SLOW WORM: Yeah, so you can stop licking your lips at me like that, Mole.

MOLE

MOLE: Fine.

I'll just go off and catch some actual worms.

Anybody want some?

ALL

ALL: No!

MOLE

MOLE: Great, more worms for me!

HOVERFLY

HOVERFLY: Was that a worm or a snake?

BEE

BEE: Such an easy mistake to make.

WASP

WASP: A stick that isn't a stick?

BEE

BEE: Can someone explain this quick?

HOVERFLY

HOVERFLY: That butterfly's wings had eyes.

WASP

WASP: What a wonderful little surprise!

HOVERFLY

HOVERFLY: There are times we insects must address our defensive limitations.

BEE

BEE: And we do that by indulging in some insect imitations.

WASP

WASP: You think you saw me yesterday, but I must make a confession.

HOVERFLY

HOVERFLY: That was just a hoverfly with a famous wasp impression.

DRAGONFLY

DRAGONFLY: Any insects out there lacking big and pointy claws?

BEE

BEE: All ones that don't have sharp teeth are waiting in their jaws.

WASP

WASP: There is something you can do to keep yourselves intact.

HOVERFLY

HOVERFLY: All you have to do is learn to act, act, act.

Tonight on the Masked Stinger, I, Hoverfly, will be disguised as a wasp.

Ahem, buzz, buzz, buzz, I'm a wasp, buzz.

ALL

ALL: Woo!

BEE

BEE: Look out!

A wasp!

WASP

WASP: Oh dear!

HOVERFLY

HOVERFLY: Oh my!

ALL

ALL: Oh wait it's just a Hoverfly Was that a worm or a snake?

Such an easy mistake to make A stick that isn't a stick Can someone explain this quick?

That butterfly's wings have eyes.

What a wonderful little surprise!

What a wonderful little surprise!

Yay!

Oh lovely!

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: That was a fantastic song.

ROXY

ROXY: You should all be in a band together.

DRAGONFLY

DRAGONFLY: But what would we be called?

ROXY

ROXY: How about The Pollinators?

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: That's perfect, Roxy.

HOVERFLY

HOVERFLY: Introducing The Pollinators with their smash hit, Pollen Count.

BEE

BEE: We're making a beeline for the top of the charts.

WASP

WASP: And we're going to wasp a wasp away to...

No, no, that doesn't work.

Wasps this, like what's this?

Oh forget it, it's just too hard to do wasp puns.

ROXY

ROXY: It's incredible how animals always find ways to use the world around them to their advantage.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: I'm sure it is Roxy and that's why it's important we provide animals with the right habitats to thrive in and all the amazing conservation work we see going on across the UK.

MOLE

MOLE: Hey, Ranger Rae!

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: What is it, Mole?

Did you find more worms?

MOLE

MOLE: Of course I found more worms.

I always find more worms.

But I wanted to ask you, do we have hummingbirds in the UK?

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: No, hummingbirds are not native to the UK.

MOLE

MOLE: Yes, that's what I thought.

Because I saw one over there.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: Really?

Where?

MOLE

MOLE: This way.

Follow me.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: Er, Mole?

MOLE

MOLE: Oh, right, of course.

I forgot you can't all dig like me.

Looks like we're walking.

ROXY

ROXY: Where is this hummingbird, Mole?

MOLE

MOLE: Over there.

Look, it's feeding on those flowers.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: Wow, Mole is right.

That does look like a hummingbird.

ROXY

ROXY: Maybe it escaped from a bird sanctuary somewhere.

HOVERFLY

HOVERFLY: I'm not sure that's a hummingbird.

DRAGONFLY

DRAGONFLY: It sure looks like one to me.

ROXY

ROXY: And me.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: Do you think it's some other species of bird, Hoverfly?

HOVERFLY

HOVERFLY: I don't even think it's a bird at all.

ROXY

ROXY: But what else could it be?

HOVERFLY

HOVERFLY: I'm an insect impressionist, so I know how to spot other impressionists when I see them.

Game recognises game.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: I think you're right, Hoverfly.

ROXY

ROXY: But if it's not a hummingbird.

What is it?

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: It's a moth!

ALL

ALL: A moth?

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: Yes, a hummingbird hawkmoth.

DRAGONFLY

DRAGONFLY: So why does it have hawk in its name if it looks like a hummingbird?

HOVERFLY

HOVERFLY: Why do you have dragon in your name if you don't look like a dragon?

DRAGONFLY

DRAGONFLY: Yeah, that's a good point.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: Moths come in all sorts of shapes and sizes.

The hummingbird hawkmoth looks almost identical to a hummingbird, even down to the way it feeds.

But really, it's a big moth.

ROXY

ROXY: That's amazing.

It's the best animal impression I've ever seen.

Sorry, Hoverfly.

HOVERFLY

HOVERFLY: That's OK, Roxy.

I can't compete with an impression as good as that.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: I bet they can't sing as good as you, though.

HOVERFLY

HOVERFLY: You're right.

That's not a bird.

It's a moth.

Though they look cut from the very same cloth

BEE

BEE: Look out!

A wasp!

WASP

WASP: Oh dear!

HOVERFLY

HOVERFLY: Oh my!

ALL

ALL: Oh wait, it's just a Hoverfly.

Was that a worm or a snake?

Such an easy mistake to make.

A stick that isn't a stick Can someone explain this quick?

That butterfly's wings her eyes.

What a wonderful little surprise.

ROXY

ROXY: I love that song!

I can't wait to buy The Pollinator's first single.

RANGER RAE

RANGER RAE: Come on, Wildlifers.

It sounds like another animal needs our help.

Goodbye, wasp, bee and Hoverfly.

It was lovely to meet you.

ALL

ALL: Bye-bye, Wildlifers.

ROXY

ROXY: Wildlifers away!

SINGERS

SINGERS: It's Ranger Rae and the Wildlifers!

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