Episode Transcript
Presenting Orson Wells as the Third Man.
The Lives of Harry Lyme, the Fabulous stories of the immortal character, originally created in the motion picture of The Third Man with souther music by Anton Carris.
Speaker 2That was the shot that killed Harry Lyons.
He died in a sewer beneath the Yella.
Those of you know who saw the movies The Third Man, Yes, that was the end of a line, but it was not the beginning.
He had many lines, and I can tell you about all of them, how because my name is Harry nine.
A diamond as big as a hen's egg, changed that to a duck's egg, and I held it right.
Speaker 3Here in my hands.
That's that I had any idea of keeping it.
Speaker 2You understand, I was merely recovering it to return it to its rightful owner right here.
Hollow laughter.
All right, you know I have to take my word for it to as Scotland.
Yeah, I get them to show you the finals.
What do you think I am a crook?
Speaker 4And now Orson Wells as Harry Lymes, the Third Man in The Bohemian Star.
Speaker 3London, nineteen thirty eight.
Speaker 2One of those quaint oldis you know, cubiggles around the world see it together a boy.
Speaker 3And a girl.
Speaker 2I had to look at it either as a girl peaches and cream, a wonderful English in the next Cubi girl, A handsome, distinguished looking American Harry lyon me.
Not eavesdropping, of course, just interested in a casual sort of wood.
Speaker 5You mean to say you have to work?
Yes, would you promise to take me to the picture?
I insider.
I didn't know this was going to turn out, not teddy.
Speaker 6If it's just that you're broke as usual and can't afford to anyone, Let's walk in Hyde Park or feed the pigeons in.
Speaker 5Trafalgar Square something.
There's no need to spoil our evening altogether.
Speaker 7No, it's not that bad.
Honestly, I have got a job.
The news editor wished it on me.
Speaker 3Just as I was leaving.
Speaker 5What do you have to do?
Speaker 7It's an interview some South American Johnny or senior Alvarez.
Speaker 6I've gotten appointed with him.
Speaker 3At the hotel.
Speaker 5Spend it at eight thirty.
What is it you have to see him about?
Speaker 6I've ever heard of Ocanodia, those little Balksta that's right.
Well, three years ago there was a revolution and the monarchy was deposed, and what's ironically known as a people's Republic took its place.
Speaker 5I'm the last playing out.
Speaker 7Some of the royal family escaped to London with the Crown jewels.
Speaker 5Have they been here in the safety bars it ever since?
The jewels?
Speaker 7Incidentally, the pis Dell Resistance, as they say, is the Bohemian Star.
Speaker 5Oh I thought that was an opera.
Speaker 7The look the Bohemian Star is the centerpiece of the sector, a huge single diamond, almost as big as the culinel.
Speaker 5Next, my engagement ring look a bit silly, doesn't this?
I always had a suspicion you were getting me on the chief Well, I like cheap?
What that cost me a week salary?
It hadn't God?
You better demand and increase the grounds starting anyway?
What are Senyor watch his nabe said the Jews.
Senor Alvarez is a leading jeweler of Buenosale.
Speaker 7It seems the National Museum of the Argentine once a reptica of the Boucanovian Crown jewels from exhibition of some sort, and so the Senyor has been sent to take photographs, sketches, you know, measurements and so on.
And when he gets home, he'll rebduce the whole collection in patients.
Speaker 5Well it sounds alty down to me, and for that I have to miss down and well who cares about him?
I have to miss Betty graywll con't you get out of it somehow?
No, I'm sorry, darling, not a chot.
Speaker 2I've always had an interest in jewels, purely academic, of course, particularly diamonds, particularly big diamonds.
Speaker 3My night was free.
Speaker 2I was feeling in a benevolent mood, so I did what anyone might have done.
Speaker 5Excuse me.
Speaker 2I hope you will forget my rudeness, but I couldn't help overhearing a conversation, I thought maybe I can help you out if you'd let me.
Perhaps i'd better introduce myself first.
Speaker 5My name is Paul Atkinson, Poor Atkinson.
Speaker 7It's not the Pa Atkinson of a Medican associated prison.
Speaker 3I do an occasional stint for the AP.
Speaker 7Oh my gosh, I read your audios every week.
Speaker 5I'm Terry Freeman of the Clarion.
Speaker 3Terry.
Speaker 5This is my feeling to say, paths.
Speaker 3I love that.
Speaker 1How do you do?
Speaker 5Won't you sit downe?
Oh?
Thanks?
Speaker 2It's an interview you have to do?
Is sort of spoiling your evening together.
Speaker 3I understand, just one of those things.
Speaker 5You have nothing we can do about it.
Speaker 7I'm afraid one do you have to turn your copy in ten o'clock tomorrow morning.
Speaker 3Ten.
I'll do better than that.
Speaker 2I'll deliver it personally to you at nine on the dot, guaranteed I don't call it.
Speaker 3When you two kids go.
Speaker 2After your movie, I'll interview this guy out Varis and write.
Speaker 3Your story for you.
Speaker 2Yes, but like that, why not I have any girlfriends to take out?
Pretty poor a newspaper man.
It won't help a colleague when the chance it turns out.
Speaker 7No, it's kind of you, but I couldn't dream of in personally like administer recison.
Speaker 2For the record, and my friends call me Paul.
I assure you it's no imposition.
Of course, if you're scared, I won't turn in a story up to stand it.
Speaker 5Oh god, look, it's not bad.
Speaker 7Why you couldn't write a bad story if you tried?
Speaker 5But what was I able to say if you found out?
Speaker 2I was going to tell him you and me you're bad?
Here covers there's another way out.
You go off to your in you and I'll take that to the movie.
Speaker 7H I wouldn't trust even a newspaper man as far as that.
Speaker 3Okay, then they are splendid.
Speaker 2Then eight thirty, yes, old man, I'm not doing you a good turn, You're doing one for me.
Speaker 3On the dot of eight.
Speaker 2Thirty, I pressed the bell the Sweet Sea third floor Hotel, Splundie.
Speaker 3I hadn't figured out any planet campaign.
Speaker 2You understand, it was just the sort of preliminary survey, smooth South American time.
He introduced himself as our vis and invited me in.
We drank each other's health, and then we settled down to business.
Speaker 8I am not very accustomed to be interviewed, senior a freeman.
Speaker 5What is the procedures?
Easy?
Speaker 3It's easy.
Speaker 2I asked the questions, and you answer, well, now your job is to work out the precise measurements, as I understand it, the jewels and their settings, so you can make exact replicas with them.
Speaker 5Is that right, Berkeley?
But you understand it is much more than a matter of new measurement.
Speaker 3Oh, yes, yes, I guess it must be.
Speaker 5There is the color of the various Jews in.
Speaker 8Lessons, and some of the settings are of.
Speaker 5Extremely intricate plot.
Speaker 3I'm saying how.
Speaker 5Did you fix it to gain access to the due?
And it was necessary for me.
Speaker 8To make formal application to the Bacabinian the Royal court in.
Speaker 3Extent you found in cooperate.
Speaker 8Well, naturally one does not expect these favors, but there will be a.
Speaker 5Certain how shall I put it?
Financial adjustment as I see.
Speaker 3Well, how long do you think of the job will take you?
Speaker 5I hope to complete it in the none.
Speaker 3How long you've been on it now?
Just a week?
That's a routine.
Speaker 2The routine, Well, I dare say there's an armed guards or another.
Speaker 8Of course that is inevitable.
The bohemian start alone is worth five hundreds.
Speaker 3Yes, it's two million dollars.
Speaker 5Who provides this guy?
The insurance company.
Speaker 8There is a room at the safety posit and each morning the itematic but it's taken in there and divert.
Speaker 3The under observation.
Yes, there are.
Speaker 8Two detectives who never take their eyes of me or my secretary.
Speaker 3So you have a secretary to yes, manoelas you.
Speaker 5Should hear soon, so perhaps you will meet him.
Speaker 3That's fine.
Speaker 2Not tell me, say you could it be arranged for me to come along one day?
And what you actually worth I cannot say as to that like a much better story, you know better, so, but.
Speaker 5It would be a metaphor of the Backavinion.
I thought it.
Speaker 2Okay, okay, I'm putting an application tomorrow when you support it naturally, fine, I settled in and now I guess i'll that must.
Speaker 3Be my secretary.
Now I am here, Manuel, Everything is fixed, Pedro.
Speaker 5That's very obliging.
Speaker 8Gentlemens in your minds and it's finished, the fast copy of the Oginion Star, and I have it with me now, regard is my friends.
Speaker 5Tomorrow inh the.
Speaker 8Right moment comes, I will distract the attention of.
Speaker 5The detectives and you will remove the real jeel and sweep this money.
Speaker 8Manuel, we have company, and to talk like that was all?
Speaker 5Who is this man?
Speaker 8This is a gentleman named Freeman, a reporter from the evening class.
Speaker 3Well, thanks very.
Speaker 2Much for the interview, Senior.
Now if you don't mind, well, I have to go on back to the office.
Speaker 5You can wait an let me put you ada.
Thanks very much.
I think I can't stay.
I think it's better, sen This gun is loaded.
Speaker 3Oh that's the idea.
Speaker 2You do not think we could let you go after what you had Wait a minute, I'm not sorry.
Speaker 3Guy was around shooting off his mouth.
I keep quiet.
Speaker 5It is my intention to see you do keep quiet.
Such as we could kill you.
Speaker 3I suppose you could, but you won't.
Speaker 5What makes you so sure?
Speaker 2These walls aren't very sound proof?
The shot would be heard.
I have a knife.
Okay, you could kill me with your little knife?
Then what how do you having an odd body lying about the place?
Speaker 3That proved a little embarrassed?
English?
Speaker 2You never can seal one in here.
If you're just getting it out without being caught.
Speaker 5There would be certain difficulties a loss.
Though.
Speaker 3You have to trust me, I.
Speaker 5Have to, you know, one moment in your There are other.
Speaker 8Ways, for instance, Well this, oh man, Well I have told you before I did test.
Speaker 3Violence that you give him class for a little violent.
Speaker 1You know, I've been thinking, why should I reporter on an English newspaper be an American?
Speaker 5And I dare say it does happen?
Sis?
Perhaps so, but you must admit it is unusual.
What are you looking for in his pocket papers?
Ah?
A letter?
Speaker 9There?
Speaker 5What did I tell you?
It is addressed to Harry lyon Harry Lane.
Speaker 8You know that, of course, so does every police department in the world you mean, I mean that compared with him, we are amateur, so that we must do something.
Manuel, I know.
Speaker 5I will drive the.
Speaker 1Car to the back entrance and we will take him down the backstairs like he is.
Speaker 5Now, why not, we will be seen.
We will say he's drunk.
Then we'll drive him to the country and.
Speaker 3Disposes him as himself would say.
Speaker 5Take him.
Aye, don't be foolish.
There will be no killing.
Speaker 8But we are jewel thiefs, not murderous.
A man like Lime would have powerful friends who would stop at nothing to get even with us.
Speaker 5Besides, this is England.
What is that to do with it?
There is an institution here known as Scotland Yard.
It's certainly efficient.
Speaker 3I understand.
Speaker 5I have no wish to die with a rope around my neck, even if you have very well, you make a better suggestion.
Speaker 8All right, we steal the Bohemian start tomorrow right right tomorrow evening we catch a plane, and next morning we.
Speaker 5Are in New York, where we have many good friends who will look after us.
Speaker 3That's right.
Speaker 8And then, if it is quite simple, all we have to do is to keep our friends here quiet.
Speaker 3For a data and after that it will not matter how.
Speaker 8Much he talks.
Yes, and how are we going to do that?
And that is up to send the other males on.
You must find us a quiet place somewhere, and that a liable man to see that.
Send your line does not escape till we are clear.
Speaker 5I will telephone him now you are waking up, Senor.
We are going to take a little journey soon.
But I do not think it wise you should.
Speaker 3Hear in public like this, do you?
That's better?
Speaker 5Pleasant dream Senior.
Speaker 4Orson Wells returns in just a moment, the third man orson Welles as the third man continues with the Bohemian Star.
Speaker 2It was early morning when I finally came to when jaw ached, when Alright said, clipped me and I had the great granddaddy ever hangover who it lay still for a while and then took a sort of tentative look around.
The room I was in was small and had a sort of shot in the feeling.
Then I saw something else, a man, but one of the biggest, toughiest, ugliest.
Speaker 5Characters I've ever creptized.
Speaker 2On, though in the way he looks sort of nice ugly, if you know what I mean, not the not the means type He stood up when he realized I was awakened.
As soon as he spoke, I knew I was right about it.
Speaker 3Watch it, Jim, have a good sleep a you are to know?
Speaker 10Yeah, being slumber and log an innocent babe?
Speaker 3You have?
Yeah?
Speaker 2How's your feel I like something to cattract you.
The wouldn't be any coffee on that stove, but there.
Speaker 10Now, I'll can fix you up with I know it's cap of tea.
Speaker 3The kitten will be boiling in a minute.
That's fine.
So what's your name?
Charlie?
Speaker 10He's Harry.
Pleased to meet Cherry.
I'm sure Charlie.
Speaker 3Oh man, where are we that?
It'd be chilly?
How'd I get here?
Speaker 10Sorry, champ, I ain't allowed to give no information, restrictstructions.
Speaker 3I understand.
How's that tea coming along?
I'll be off a chick now.
I slept again afterwards?
What's going on?
From midday?
When I woke?
Speaker 2Charlie had some food ready after we eat, and he suggested a game of privilege.
Speaker 3Passed the time.
I disapprove of gambling.
Speaker 2Except maybe poking for real steaks and a few aces up asleep, but my only hope was to culivate Charlie, and thank goodness, he was no hard house flowers.
So we settled down to play half about an hour.
I judged the time for actions right.
Speaker 10Fifteen to two, fifteen to four, A pair of six and one for.
Speaker 5These nobe seer puts me out.
Speaker 3That's a spread, you out me a spratt?
Speaker 5Yeah, a china six.
Speaker 3Oh here you are?
You're deal that could I've spilled them all over the.
Speaker 5Floor atual jump off, quick, come.
Speaker 3Up, Thank you, Charlie, thank you one more for luck.
Speaker 2Sorry Charlie, oh man, you're a nice guy.
I tore up a sheet and bound and gagged.
Charlie had some keys in the pocket.
I let myself out and I guess i'd been right out somewhere in the East End.
Speaker 3I walked, I found the main road and then called a can.
Speaker 5Where don the hotel?
Speaker 3Flandee?
Now, w fair if you get me down in fifteen minutes, right, hang on.
Speaker 2There's only one way to tackle this chab the bold approach.
That's a splendid I went straight over the desk and asked for singer.
Obadis sly say, he's not in the present, Well how about a secretary, Well he's not in artist they haven't checked out that they're still staying here leave by.
Speaker 3Playing for New York this seasoning.
Speaker 5I understand that is there, is there anybody?
No?
Speaker 2No, no thanks, That's that's okay.
So they hadn't made the snatch shit.
I had no idea where the safety buzz it was, so all I could do was wait.
Speaker 3Found this part.
I could keep out of sight and watch the elevator at the same time.
Speaker 2An hour passed, an hour and a half, and then then they were Their elevator.
Speaker 3Started to rise.
Speaker 2I took the stairs three at a time.
I reached the third floors as the door of the suite was closing behind him.
I wanted the Bohemian Star.
Nothing greedy, you understand.
Speaker 3But now I'll never gun in hand across the bill.
You good afternoon, gentlemen.
Speaker 2I wouldn't reach for a gunnet are you nor you are each Sunday and I should have wished to commit suicide.
Speaker 3I just keep your hands well up.
Ah, that's much more sensible.
How did you get here?
Speaker 1I got here by cab.
Speaker 2If it's any particular, I said, Oh, Johnnie, don't worry about him, he'll get over it.
Speaker 3Come on, let's go into the sitting room, have a nice cozy talk after you signor and you.
Speaker 2It's more like it, all right, Charles, the Rock, the Rock, Diamond, the Diamond, the Bohemian Star.
Speaker 5If you are a mistick and said you have.
Speaker 3Not got it, that man will we know there must be some misunderstanding.
Speaker 2The only misunderstanding has been so far hours and you fella's mistaking me for a sucker.
Speaker 3Here towards me?
Or what come on, there's your to I'll turn you back.
Keep those hands well up?
Mm hmm, nice efficient will vie of Ryan Landry you've got I'll have that if you don't mind, Oh, have no doubt.
Okay, you're next stra.
Speaker 5I keep you my word, Alvana.
Speaker 3And what's this?
Your word of honor?
Speaker 5M h.
Speaker 3Stone, isn't it?
You won't mind if I take charge of this?
I'm sure?
And you're send your little stock.
What more is there to say?
We made a mistake, Manuela, and I we hit.
Speaker 5Me considering I have the stone and this guy and that things rather obvious.
Speaker 3Sort of thing.
Speaker 8What I mean is that we made a mistake when we met last night, not inviting you to join us in this enterprise.
Speaker 3Oh what gives you the idea that I might have joined you and Harry Lena.
Are you not correct me if I'm wrong?
Speaker 8But surely our object in this case has been the same to obtain the Pohemian Star.
Speaker 3Our object maybe, but not our purpose.
Speaker 5You speaking riddles?
Speaker 2Not at all man.
You stole this duel for your own enrichment.
I've taken it from you now to return it to its rightful owner.
Speaker 5It's rightful owner.
You will pardon us if we smile.
Speaker 2So you don't believe me?
Okay, sit down, gentlemen.
A little telephoning to do Hello?
Operate again with white or want to?
Speaker 5Want to?
Speaker 3That is Scotland.
You do not mean that you put down that telephone before it is too late.
You just make up Hello?
Is that scott on your arms?
Or lively even bother with that cold?
What's the idea?
Who are you guys?
Speaker 11I'm Detective Inspector Marshall.
This is my assistant Heart and Andrews.
And that's a fast How do I know you were on the level?
Speaker 5Oh?
Speaker 3Here's my one card.
You have to know us picture.
That's all seems you know.
Speaker 2Sorry I sounded suspicious, but you know you might have been a couple of crooks too.
Speaker 5Of course the point.
Speaker 3Hadn't occurred to me.
You have made a great mistake and you are well.
Speaker 5We'll test that out of the yard later.
Take him away.
Ston.
Speaker 3Well, I'm certainly grad you turned up and he did.
I can't figure out.
Speaker 2That's how you got in so quietly.
My ears don't miss much.
And I'll swear I never heard that front door open.
Speaker 5Of course you didn't.
We've been here all the time, here in this actual room, behind those curtains.
Speaker 3Well, i'll be dying, and once in more we're.
Speaker 5A friend of yours.
You can come out now, mister Freeman.
Speaker 10Tell you I don't get all this.
Speaker 5It's all quite simply explain.
When you didn't turn up this morning, I got a bit worried, so I phoned the AP and they told me Paul Atkinson was in Malaya.
Then I went round to the yard and gave the whole story.
Speaker 2To inspect the marsha and you figured there must be some dirty workers.
Speaker 5Well, it did seem that something odd was going on, doubly odd.
Speaker 11When I rang the Argentine embassy and they denied all knowledge about Lauris and its.
Speaker 5So the management let us in.
Speaker 3Here while they were away.
Speaker 5We were just about to announce ourselves and find out one was what when the door bill rang and you came in.
Speaker 3So you figured you wait a while and see what happens?
Speaker 5Is that it exactly?
Speaker 3I say?
What is it?
Speaker 5Just as well?
Speaker 3I'm not a crook, isn't it?
I mean?
Speaker 2If I tried to get away with a bohemian star instead of falling the yard, I'd have found.
Speaker 3Myself in a lovely jam, wouldn't I?
Speaker 11And I saw him pretend we didn't suspect you for a while, mister lyme, But we know now that you're an honest man.
Speaker 5It's not everyone who'd risk his life.
So where you've done?
Speaker 3Oh, that's that's okay.
Speaker 2Yeah, I guess you better take this stone, inspect you urby grad to see the last of it.
Speaker 5Oh and thanks, of course, you realize there'll be at a war?
Speaker 3Oh no, please, please are.
Speaker 5But my dear fellow, it's no more title too, don't you agree, mister freemant?
Now suddenly I would see.
Speaker 11The matters taken up with the Bocanevian autholotis, and you'll hear from them in due course.
Speaker 3Well, if you insist, though, after all, I was only doing my duty.
And you don't telling I really didn't intend writing that story.
If you I'm sorry I slept up on it.
If you didn't get into too much trouble with your news editor, well it was a bit of a row.
Oh it will be, old man, it will be.
There's way he sees the story you've got from Now.
Speaker 9Harry Lyme returns in just the moment, and.
Speaker 3Now Verry lime right here.
Speaker 5Maybe i'd better hand in a little explanation.
Speaker 2You're wondering what particular stroke of luck or lunacy led your old friend Harry to settle for just a reward, not to try for the diamond.
It's at LEAs while the going was good.
Well, first of all, it was a very tidy little reward.
And secondly, when I first came into that room, I just happened to notice the tip of what was unmistakably the shoe of a policeman sticking.
Speaker 3Out out of the curtains.
Now you may think that, knowing I wasn't.
Speaker 2Alone with a couple of crooks, that the realization that Scotland Yard was tuned in on our conversation had something to do with my decision to shall we say, play it straight.
That's what you may think.
In fact, you'd be silly not to.
Speaker 9It.
Speaker 5It's from press, it.
Speaker 3It it it its Internet in.
Speaker 5It.
Speaker 1It's from
Speaker 8Its nick, its snip snip sa
