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[SPEAKER_01]: Welcome to Swish and Flick, an all-patter pod cast.

[SPEAKER_02]: Swish at the thick.

[SPEAKER_03]: Everyone?

[SPEAKER_01]: Hello and welcome to episode three hundred seventy nine of Swish and Flick.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm Tiffany.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm Megan.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm Katie.

[SPEAKER_01]: And this episode is sponsored by Kermit the Frog and Danielle.

[SPEAKER_01]: Thanks Danielle.

[SPEAKER_01]: Thanks Danielle.

[SPEAKER_01]: Thanks Danielle.

[SPEAKER_01]: Thanks, Kermit.

[SPEAKER_01]: Thanks, Kermit.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I need to be a green.

[SPEAKER_01]: Danielle, thank you, honestly.

[SPEAKER_01]: All right, so today we're going to discuss part two of chapter twenty nine of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the Lost Diadem.

[SPEAKER_01]: So make sure that you've read that chapter and you're ready to sneak your way through the details.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, crummitly frog here, trying to tell Katherine that it's time for the R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R!

[SPEAKER_01]: That was amazing!

[SPEAKER_01]: It was pretty good!

[SPEAKER_01]: That was pretty great!

[SPEAKER_01]: For a moment I thought I was really talking to Kermit.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sometimes I confuse myself and I think he's Sesame Street.

[SPEAKER_01]: And he's not.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.

[SPEAKER_01]: The last for me.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's not blasphemous.

[SPEAKER_01]: They're all puppets.

[SPEAKER_01]: Kermit the frog is not publicly funded.

[SPEAKER_01]: Kermit the frog is a puppet.

[SPEAKER_01]: Not a puppet.

[SPEAKER_01]: Curm is a frog is not public.

[SPEAKER_01]: We are at the other anymore.

[SPEAKER_01]: No one's public.

[SPEAKER_01]: We're all muppets now.

[SPEAKER_01]: We're all muppets now.

[SPEAKER_01]: Lindsay said, Kermit did make an appearance on Elmo saves Christmas.

[SPEAKER_01]: I have to watch that.

[SPEAKER_01]: So Lindsay is a win.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I have to watch this.

[SPEAKER_01]: I got, put it on the list!

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know you're such a Kermit stand.

[SPEAKER_01]: I do like Elmo.

[SPEAKER_01]: Don't tell me you're an Elmo stand.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, remember Elmo and Grouchland that movie was great.

[SPEAKER_01]: I've never seen it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Elmo and that's not a fever dream.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's real.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's real.

[SPEAKER_01]: I like it.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's like Sam's.

[SPEAKER_01]: Didn't even get a kick out of her.

[SPEAKER_01]: She likes the Christmas thing.

[SPEAKER_01]: You saw it in theaters?

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no [SPEAKER_01]: The man who does almost voice?

[SPEAKER_01]: No.

[SPEAKER_01]: Never would have pictured.

[SPEAKER_01]: I just, I, you know what?

[SPEAKER_01]: This is why you don't look up radio people.

[SPEAKER_01]: Everyone listening.

[SPEAKER_01]: This is why you don't look up podcast people.

[SPEAKER_01]: Don't look at me because the, you know, sometimes it's always just doesn't match up with the face.

[SPEAKER_00]: Just look at me swan.

[SPEAKER_01]: But that's amazing.

[SPEAKER_01]: Nigel said it's very real.

[SPEAKER_01]: I remember Elmo and Groscellan, my younger cousin had it on VH.

[SPEAKER_01]: I totally had it on VHS.

[SPEAKER_01]: Was it a red VHS?

[SPEAKER_01]: I...

I'll pull it.

[SPEAKER_01]: It was.

[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, oh yeah, recap.

[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like we aren't using a whole podcast on...

I remember the fraud.

[SPEAKER_01]: All right, so Neville led the trio through the passage from the Hawksead to the room of requirement, which is really outdone itself.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's the perfect hideout.

[SPEAKER_01]: The carols can't get in there.

[SPEAKER_01]: The passageway revealed itself when they were hungry so they could get food from Aberforth.

[SPEAKER_01]: Everyone's thrilled to see the golden trio.

[SPEAKER_01]: They've been led by the silver trio.

[SPEAKER_01]: Got broken up.

[SPEAKER_01]: Here comes the golden trio.

[SPEAKER_01]: And at last time with Harry seeing through Voldemort's eyes, he knows another horror crux is gone.

[SPEAKER_01]: I just need everybody listening to know the movieism of the feeling of knowing when a horror crux is destroyed is not canon.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like that would be something that maybe if you're a movie peep, you might.

[SPEAKER_01]: not either remember or know at all, like they cannot feel them being destroyed.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I believe in the movies is portrayed that both the Voldemort and Harry can feel the destruction of them, implying that Harry is also dying.

[SPEAKER_01]: Cinematically, I understand for the storytelling.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: But it's also kind of wild to me that you, like, Canon, you don't feel it.

[SPEAKER_01]: But then the more I think about it, I'm like, you literally chose that.

[SPEAKER_01]: You don't just, oops, I made a war crox, you know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, you actively have to choose that you're making one.

[SPEAKER_01]: So that little piece of your soul probably wants nothing to do with you anyway.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's beautiful in the fact that you wouldn't know that it was gone.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then by the time that you get into a fight, it's like, yeah, I'm going to die or not.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's will this be it?

[SPEAKER_01]: I think that it's really important for everybody to know right now, who's listening, that the Elmo and Grouchland VHS was black, not red.

[SPEAKER_01]: That you clarify that for everyone listening.

[SPEAKER_01]: Listen, people literally in dozens and dozens of countries.

[SPEAKER_01]: I've seen the map of downloads.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know where some of y'all are.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm happy that you now know that Elmo and Grouchland was not on a red VHS tape.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: It wasn't like Nickelodeon movies, guys.

[SPEAKER_01]: Orange.

[SPEAKER_01]: Orange.

[SPEAKER_01]: Orange.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's just a black, regular old black VHS tape.

[SPEAKER_01]: Nickelodeon's a fan of Taylor Swift.

[SPEAKER_01]: Probably a original fans.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's a missed opportunity.

[SPEAKER_01]: It is a missed opportunity.

[SPEAKER_01]: What red?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: I should have made it red.

[SPEAKER_01]: Marguerite.

[SPEAKER_01]: Orange and glad she's still talking about this movie.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know I am.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm flum excited.

[SPEAKER_01]: I actually was going to say something like normal and then I lost I lost it.

[SPEAKER_01]: So then I went with that.

[SPEAKER_01]: You fooled me.

[SPEAKER_01]: No one liked my plum excited.

[SPEAKER_01]: What?

[SPEAKER_01]: I said I was plum excited.

[SPEAKER_01]: What's that mean?

[SPEAKER_01]: Never mind.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, instead of orange.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I'm feeling pretty bananas.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to play.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know fruit.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oops.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's hard.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: So if we still love you even though you're eleven.

[SPEAKER_01]: Don't lie to me.

[SPEAKER_01]: What?

[SPEAKER_01]: I just scared cats so bad.

[SPEAKER_01]: Over a line.

[SPEAKER_01]: Over a line.

[SPEAKER_01]: Amazing.

[SPEAKER_01]: That was great.

[SPEAKER_01]: I can't alone get even get started.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, what are you even talking about?

[SPEAKER_01]: What did you say?

[SPEAKER_01]: Watermelon even talking about.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh honey, do please continue.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, man.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't have any more fruit in my mind.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know fruit back up.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, let me tell you my grandparents and strawberries.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, peppers are fruit.

[SPEAKER_01]: Everything's observatable.

[SPEAKER_01]: It was like tomatoes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Tiffany.

[SPEAKER_01]: Keenie.

[SPEAKER_01]: Did I tell you this joke?

[SPEAKER_01]: What's a socks favorite vegetable?

[SPEAKER_01]: Tome toes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know she's gonna put her foot up like that.

[SPEAKER_01]: I did not.

[SPEAKER_01]: He just wiggled her foot in front of the camera.

[SPEAKER_00]: Sack on.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sack on.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sack on.

[UNKNOWN]: I'm just taking one of them.

[UNKNOWN]: I'm just taking one of them.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just taking one of them.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just taking one of them.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just taking one of them.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just taking one of them.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just taking one of them.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just taking one of them.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just taking one of them.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just taking one of them.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just taking one of them.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just taking one of them.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just taking one of them.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just taking one of them.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just taking one of them.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just taking one of them.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just taking one of them.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just taking one of them.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just taking one of them.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just taking one of them.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just taking one of them.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just taking one of them.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just taking one of them.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just taking one of them.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just taking one of them [SPEAKER_01]: I'm very excited.

[SPEAKER_01]: So this is actually, we're in a serious moment for real though.

[SPEAKER_01]: All right, Harry comes back from being in full demortimate where he's like, starramen, he's real mad.

[SPEAKER_01]: And he's kind of swaying.

[SPEAKER_01]: He is not well.

[SPEAKER_01]: Remember, my friends, this is on the very heels of escaping from green guts.

[SPEAKER_01]: Wild times.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.

[SPEAKER_01]: Wild times.

[SPEAKER_01]: And it's taking a lot of effort.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's pouring sweat in the Horcux connection is strange.

[SPEAKER_01]: My friends, right?

[SPEAKER_01]: Is he pouring sweat?

[SPEAKER_01]: He just took a nice dip in a lake.

[SPEAKER_01]: Because he's like, in Valdi's mind.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's a lot.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's allowed.

[SPEAKER_01]: I suppose.

[SPEAKER_01]: I hope that they have extra strength.

[SPEAKER_01]: The deodorant.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't agree.

[SPEAKER_01]: Anybody's care about staying right now.

[SPEAKER_01]: Harry Ron and Hermione Shower.

[SPEAKER_01]: Do they have one in the tent?

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's glamping.

[SPEAKER_01]: Glamping.

[SPEAKER_01]: Glamping.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, what were they even complaining about?

[SPEAKER_01]: They were totally glamping the whole day, but it's to God they were glamping and I don't want to hear from them.

[SPEAKER_01]: I had to eat a mushroom.

[SPEAKER_01]: I love mushrooms.

[SPEAKER_01]: You should be so lucky.

[SPEAKER_01]: So Neville notices Harry is behavior and he's like, are you right, bro?

[SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, do you want to sit down?

[SPEAKER_01]: And Harry's like, absolutely not.

[SPEAKER_01]: Bro.

[SPEAKER_01]: And so this kind of lights a fire in Harry.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's the adrenaline that he needed to continue on with what he has to do this evening.

[SPEAKER_01]: He snaps back into the current situation.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, no, I actually don't want to take several seats.

[SPEAKER_01]: We have to get moving.

[SPEAKER_01]: And he looks to Ron and Hermione and he tries to tell them telepathically that their time is running out and they kind of get it.

[SPEAKER_01]: And Voldemort's making moves, they need a plan.

[SPEAKER_01]: Speaking of plans, the DA's like all up in their business and like, how can we help?

[SPEAKER_01]: And he kind of [SPEAKER_01]: vaguely goes into what only he and Ron and Hermione needs to be doing.

[SPEAKER_01]: And it sends the others into a mood of why not us?

[SPEAKER_01]: We're here.

[SPEAKER_01]: We're here to fight the caros.

[SPEAKER_01]: We're here to take back the school down with Snape.

[SPEAKER_01]: Let's do this.

[SPEAKER_01]: This is our moment, but they don't really understand that like this is the moment university.

[SPEAKER_01]: Righty moment.

[SPEAKER_01]: TM.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: This is it.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's a pivotal moment.

[SPEAKER_01]: So in their minds, like in the DA's minds, you can't just dip in, do your secret stuff, and then dip back out with no explanation for us.

[SPEAKER_01]: We are here for you, and do not treat us this way.

[SPEAKER_01]: Megan.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, sorry.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just playing with my squishy.

[SPEAKER_01]: You are literally every first grader I've had this week so far.

[SPEAKER_01]: Is your hand up or are you stretching?

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm stretching.

[SPEAKER_01]: I wanna go home.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think I'm tired.

[SPEAKER_01]: Guess what?

[SPEAKER_01]: Six-year-old?

[SPEAKER_01]: So am I.

We're all here together.

[SPEAKER_01]: We're all in it together.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's only Tuesday.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's only Tuesday.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, anyways.

[SPEAKER_01]: Harry's like, I can't tell you.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then they're like, no, we're about to throw hands because you cannot come in here and tell us that we're not going to be doing things.

[SPEAKER_01]: And there's a ripple of muddering and nevels, brows are like, [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think so.

[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody's trying to communicate telepathically.

[SPEAKER_01]: Why can't you tell us?

[SPEAKER_01]: It's something to do with fighting, you know who, right?

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, yeah, then we'll help you.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, plain and simple.

[SPEAKER_01]: They're ready to die for this cause.

[SPEAKER_01]: Truly, yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: They're ready for it.

[SPEAKER_01]: They really, yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Because it means.

[SPEAKER_01]: It means a better future.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right, and they're willing to make that sacrifice.

[SPEAKER_01]: And the other members of Dumbledore's Army are nodding some enthusiastically, others solemnly, they're being a little more cautious with this, but they're all, they're all ready.

[SPEAKER_01]: They're all there for a reason.

[SPEAKER_01]: A couple of them rise up out of their chairs to demonstrate their willingness for immediate action.

[SPEAKER_01]: And Harry's look like, once again, let me put all of this on my own shoulders.

[SPEAKER_01]: And he says, you don't understand.

[SPEAKER_01]: Harry seemed to have said that a lot in the last few hours.

[SPEAKER_01]: We can't tell you.

[SPEAKER_01]: We've got to do it alone.

[SPEAKER_01]: Why?

[SPEAKER_01]: That's Neville.

[SPEAKER_01]: Because in his desperation to start looking for a missing Horcrux or at least to have a private discussion with Ron and Hermione about where they might commence their search, or you found it difficult to gather his thoughts.

[SPEAKER_01]: His scar is still searing, right?

[SPEAKER_01]: Double quote, what?

[SPEAKER_01]: Boldies mad?

[SPEAKER_01]: You sure is.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's still mad if it's still burning up.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right?

[SPEAKER_01]: quote, dumbledore left the three of us a job and he said carefully and we weren't supposed to tell.

[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, he wanted us to do it just the three of us.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: Don't blame him.

[SPEAKER_01]: Don't blame him.

[SPEAKER_01]: So this whole conversation kind of leads into the fact that they have been waiting for a rallying point where a person and the time is now.

[SPEAKER_01]: And so they go with a little back and forth with like what they've been doing in the year and it's kind of like a who's done more ish [SPEAKER_01]: kind of conversation and levels like we know you've been the ringer, but we've also been fighting in our own ways, right?

[SPEAKER_01]: And everyone who is in the room of requirement are loyal to Harry to double door and to the cause and they are trustworthy.

[SPEAKER_01]: And just as Harry is trying to come back with a response, more people come through the door.

[SPEAKER_01]: Luna and Dean have now shown up to fight.

[SPEAKER_01]: And Luna cracks me up because she is so herself.

[SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, hi, everyone.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it's great to be back.

[SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, me on this.

[SPEAKER_01]: This is it.

[SPEAKER_01]: This is the final battle.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like I know, you don't know that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Tiffany's like, I've had enough of children this week, where are you heading to?

[SPEAKER_01]: Love I'm saying like this week and it's been literally two days.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's crazy.

[SPEAKER_01]: So Harry's like, I'm not happy to see you because I'm trying to protect you.

[SPEAKER_01]: I literally just got your touch out of a seller that you've been stuck in and you have the audacity to show back up at this castle all willy nilly with one rusty nail, one rusty nail.

[SPEAKER_01]: Anyways, basically, in here's eyes, they're just jumping in front of curses at this point.

[SPEAKER_01]: And it's okay, he just needs to go and die for them all to protect them.

[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, we can't wait.

[SPEAKER_01]: So, Neville had promised Luna and Jenny that if a Harry turned up that he would let them know.

[SPEAKER_01]: He says, we all thought that if you came back, it would mean revolution that we were going to overthrow Snape and the caros.

[SPEAKER_01]: Of course, that's what it means, said Luna brightly.

[SPEAKER_01]: Isn't it Harry?

[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to fight them out of Hogwarts.

[SPEAKER_01]: And Harry's like, oh, this is so much deeper than you even know, small child.

[SPEAKER_01]: And Harry's like, listen, and he's kind of got panic going.

[SPEAKER_01]: He is on a very [SPEAKER_01]: very short clock right now.

[SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, I am sorry.

[SPEAKER_01]: That is not why I'm here.

[SPEAKER_01]: We've got something to do.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then you're going to leave us in this mess demanded Michael corner.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, said Ron, what we're doing will benefit everyone in the end.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's about trying to get rid of you know who.

[SPEAKER_01]: Then let us help send level angrily.

[SPEAKER_01]: We want to be a part of it.

[SPEAKER_01]: And his heart sinks even further because we've got more people.

[SPEAKER_01]: Future wife Ginny is there followed by future dead Fred and George Lee Jordan and Ginny is positively beaming.

[SPEAKER_01]: And Harry is so mad.

[SPEAKER_01]: He is so mad.

[SPEAKER_01]: But he's like, she's so hot.

[SPEAKER_01]: And he also thinks that she's very beautiful with her blazing look right before he is unaligned.

[SPEAKER_01]: Aberforth, we learn is very annoyed.

[SPEAKER_01]: And everyone is asking about a plan.

[SPEAKER_01]: And Harry's like, there's not a plan.

[SPEAKER_01]: How many times can I say this?

[SPEAKER_01]: We're here not to do your thing.

[SPEAKER_01]: We're here to do our thing.

[SPEAKER_01]: And it's just a hot mess.

[SPEAKER_01]: And so Fred's making some of his last jokes.

[SPEAKER_00]: And he tells them that he loves the plan of no plan.

[SPEAKER_01]: Rip my heart out on it.

[SPEAKER_01]: We'll cry because I will cry when I read that Actually, I don't know who's gonna be reading that it's probably Katie It's Katie it's got to be Katie.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'll sit at the end.

[SPEAKER_01]: I love it.

[SPEAKER_01]: You always get the deaths.

[SPEAKER_01]: I love it Okay [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, man.

[SPEAKER_01]: So Harry says, quote, you've got to stop this.

[SPEAKER_01]: Harry told Neville, what did you call them all back for it?

[SPEAKER_01]: This is insane.

[SPEAKER_01]: We're fighting, aren't we?

[SPEAKER_01]: Said Dean, taking out his fake gallion.

[SPEAKER_01]: The message said, Harry was back and we're going to fight.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'll have to get a one, though.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm gonna want to begin, shameless.

[SPEAKER_01]: Bye friends.

[SPEAKER_01]: Ron turns suddenly to Harry.

[SPEAKER_01]: And he says, why can't they help?

[SPEAKER_01]: And Harry's like, why?

[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you, Ron, for actually using your noggin.

[SPEAKER_00]: Because knowledge is power.

[SPEAKER_01]: So he again says they can help and he drops his voice.

[SPEAKER_01]: And they're just kind of totally like they have no idea where it is, what it is, et cetera.

[SPEAKER_01]: So they should just take the help and just not tell them that it's a horror crux.

[SPEAKER_01]: Or it's going to be Voldemort Day.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[SPEAKER_01]: So Harry thought fast.

[SPEAKER_01]: His scar is still hurting.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's prickling.

[SPEAKER_01]: His head feels like it's threatening to split open again.

[SPEAKER_01]: I hate that description.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know.

[SPEAKER_01]: I stumbled or had warned him against telling anyone but Ron and Hermione about the horror cruxes.

[SPEAKER_01]: secrets and lies, that's how we grew up and albus.

[SPEAKER_01]: He was a natural.

[SPEAKER_01]: Was he turning into dumbledore, keeping his secrets clutched to his chest, afraid to trust?

[SPEAKER_01]: So he said, all right, he agreed to it.

[SPEAKER_01]: So he tells everyone that they're looking for something, something that is at Hogwarts, and that may have belonged to Ravenclaw.

[SPEAKER_01]: In Luna, Inter Jackson says, well, there's her lost diet.

[SPEAKER_01]: I told you about it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Remember, Harry, the lost diet.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm a Ravenclaw.

[SPEAKER_01]: Daddy's trying to duplicate it.

[SPEAKER_01]: And Michael Corner rolls his eyes and reminds Luna that it's lost.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I think it's Harry that goes, well, like, how long ago was it lost?

[SPEAKER_01]: And they're like centuries and Harry's like, oh.

[SPEAKER_01]: So Franz, like, what did I do?

[SPEAKER_01]: That's what he had something.

[SPEAKER_00]: And Terry Boot says, it's sort of a crown.

[SPEAKER_01]: Um, and he just says it like that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Terry Boot.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's sort of a crown.

[SPEAKER_01]: And that Ravenclaw's Diadem was supposed to have magical properties.

[SPEAKER_01]: It would enhance the wisdom of the wearer.

[SPEAKER_01]: But no one's seen it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Cool.

[SPEAKER_01]: So, Chau says, well, I could take you to the common room, Harry.

[SPEAKER_01]: She said to you not to the car.

[SPEAKER_00]: I can show you lies.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then Harry is like telling Ron and Hermione that Voldemort's on the move again.

[SPEAKER_01]: And basically they're running out of time.

[SPEAKER_01]: He doesn't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: whether Voldemort is coming to Hogwarts or if he is going to the lake TM.

[SPEAKER_01]: Of course he's going to the lake TM, sure.

[SPEAKER_01]: But yes, we do.

[SPEAKER_01]: Do you think he is going to the lake?

[SPEAKER_01]: As he baptized through the sky, he's like, on the ruging.

[SPEAKER_01]: Definitely.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was going to work together in the sky game.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's a way.

[SPEAKER_01]: So Harry is like, I'm gonna go see the stye-dom and then Jenny in her interjects and she's like, well look at my hair.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think she says, well, look at my hair.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, look at my hair.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I haven't seen many of you make hair.

[SPEAKER_01]: And Jenny goes, um, actually Luna is going to take Harry, not you, child.

[SPEAKER_01]: That is so high school.

[SPEAKER_01]: That is so high school.

[SPEAKER_01]: My fairy has any time to think about smooch and either of them, right?

[SPEAKER_01]: So I think that Jenny was looking forward to say about it.

[SPEAKER_01]: He thought about it with Jenny.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: So they had towards the exit to see where it will dump them because we learned that the exit is different every time they leave to, you know, keep those deaf leaders on their toes, trying to find these kids sneaking around.

[SPEAKER_02]: We're going to get dumped.

[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, also they are like, okay, well, now we literally figure out [SPEAKER_01]: where the heck we are.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna get doomed.

[SPEAKER_01]: So him and Logan all that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Get under the invisibility cloak and then walk out of the entryway and watch.

[SPEAKER_01]: Watch their exit disappear behind them.

[SPEAKER_01]: Your hand was ridiculous.

[SPEAKER_01]: guys we're getting weird it's the switch weird and I love it yeah it's like I mean we're always weird but this is I don't know yeah switch for something about reporting a chapter room is that the aesthetics of storms oh maybe right here it's guys dark it ain't right in here no more [SPEAKER_01]: I got crops all watered by nature's hand.

[SPEAKER_01]: Gating time.

[SPEAKER_01]: Nature's hand.

[SPEAKER_01]: Gotta grow all them fruits.

[SPEAKER_01]: I picked three fruits yesterday.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, two meters.

[SPEAKER_01]: How many?

[SPEAKER_01]: Two meters.

[SPEAKER_01]: It makes me think of made her from.

[SPEAKER_01]: I have a story about made her.

[SPEAKER_01]: Can I tell her real quick before we're going to start?

[SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[SPEAKER_01]: So my friend at work had all of these toys that she was bringing in to see if they wanted to keep any for their preschool or donate at our school meet and great.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like families could just come and like take it, you know.

[SPEAKER_01]: Um, and she let me look through them.

[SPEAKER_01]: Megan, you were there.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: And so I kept all of those cars.

[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm alone tonight and I'm sitting there and I'm sitting with Bear Bear and I'm eating food and I'm watching TV.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I keep hearing something.

[SPEAKER_01]: So I get up and I look at the window.

[SPEAKER_01]: It was like, oh my god, are the neighbors like yelling outside?

[SPEAKER_01]: And no one's outside.

[SPEAKER_01]: And so I go sit down a little bit time goes by.

[SPEAKER_01]: I hear noises getting like someone talking.

[SPEAKER_01]: I go and I look outside again.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, what the heck?

[SPEAKER_01]: And then [SPEAKER_01]: I hear it again, so I pause the TV and I'm listening.

[SPEAKER_01]: And it's coming from James's room, and I walk in there and freaking the major truck was like, well, we're gonna go round cars or whatever the heck he says.

[SPEAKER_01]: And the bottom of the toy box and the button was being hit.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I think that's why James slept like garbage last night because later was talking in his room.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.

[SPEAKER_01]: Larry is the cable guy was keeping them up all night.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.

[SPEAKER_01]: My name is made her like to later without the two.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, it was like two meters without the two.

[SPEAKER_01]: Don't let Frank get you.

[SPEAKER_01]: I full of them.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, poor James.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know.

[SPEAKER_01]: My little man could have slept nice.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.

[SPEAKER_01]: You may start.

[SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[SPEAKER_01]: So I think, I don't remember who says it.

[SPEAKER_01]: One of them says, run the fifth floor.

[SPEAKER_01]: Harry, because he pulls out the maraudless mat, the mat, the mat, the mat.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[SPEAKER_01]: So while they're walking, Harry's thinking, you know, I've had my fair share of nighttime strolls in the castle.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, you know, you're not supposed to be out of bed.

[SPEAKER_01]: almost getting caught, but my heart has never hammered this fast before walking through Hogwarts at night.

[SPEAKER_01]: And he's also thinking, never had so much depended on his safe passage through the place.

[SPEAKER_01]: So like, he knows fully well what needs to be done.

[SPEAKER_01]: And what will happen if he's caught?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: So they can more dirt.

[SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.

[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you, Kermit.

[SPEAKER_01]: So they checked the map as they walk.

[SPEAKER_01]: And Harry's most worried about running into peeves, which, like, understood, he would cause havoc.

[SPEAKER_01]: Or, you know, I bet peeves would surprise him and be like, we potty potter.

[SPEAKER_01]: I got you back.

[SPEAKER_01]: You think?

[SPEAKER_03]: We did it.

[SPEAKER_03]: We bash them.

[SPEAKER_03]: We potters don't want you.

[SPEAKER_03]: Invorees, gunmorees, so now let's have fun.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: That'd be cool.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: So they go to a portion of the castle that Harry has never been to before.

[SPEAKER_01]: Up a spiral staircase and he describes it as tight-dosing circles.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I can feel that.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't like it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't like it.

[SPEAKER_01]: That reminds me of Blarnie Castle.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: In Ireland.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: That was quite one day.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, not one person.

[SPEAKER_01]: I can't imagine having to do that every night to go to bed, right?

[SPEAKER_01]: If I were a Ravenclaw.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, whose house has plumbing now?

[SPEAKER_01]: Your house in Ireland?

[SPEAKER_01]: Sure does.

[SPEAKER_00]: Nice.

[SPEAKER_01]: Guess whose house has plumbing now?

[SPEAKER_01]: We've got a electric tube.

[SPEAKER_01]: I love it.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's awesome though.

[SPEAKER_01]: So excited.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so they get to a door with no handle or keyhole.

[SPEAKER_01]: There's just a bronze knacker in the shape of an eagle.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's a Lunar Knacks one single.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yep, an eagle.

[SPEAKER_01]: Not an eagle.

[SPEAKER_01]: So Luna knocks once and I'm so understand this because they're trying to be so quiet and they're invisible and they don't want to get caught, right?

[SPEAKER_01]: And Harry feels like it sounds like a cannon blast.

[SPEAKER_01]: It totally understand that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Speaking of some car just back fun.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that was crazy.

[SPEAKER_01]: I heard craziness too, but I thought it was thunder.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it's like a weird orange color outside.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I'm not really going to storm.

[SPEAKER_01]: I can't down for it.

[SPEAKER_01]: So the Eagles mouth opens and asks, Jim Dale's voice in this is not, thank you babe for the re-enactment of the beak opening.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, oh, it's a game.

[SPEAKER_01]: And Lin is like, oh, Harry, what do you think?

[SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, there's not just a password.

[SPEAKER_01]: It was so devastated that it was really a question.

[SPEAKER_01]: And Luna's like, no, you have to answer a question.

[SPEAKER_01]: If you get it wrong, you have to wait for somebody else to get it right.

[SPEAKER_01]: That way you learn, you see.

[SPEAKER_01]: And Harry's like, we don't got time for that.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, I don't have time for it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sounds not great.

[SPEAKER_01]: What do we do?

[SPEAKER_01]: And Luna's just like, well, then I think the answer is that a circle has no beginning.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, the doors as well.

[SPEAKER_01]: The reason and swings open.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'd be like, [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'd be like, I sleep here now.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Bye.

[SPEAKER_01]: Bye.

[SPEAKER_01]: So let's check out the Ravenclaw common room.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's a wide circular room.

[SPEAKER_01]: Here I am sorry, but I was so excited that we got this whenever we read this book the first time.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, we get to see another common room.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was so like about it.

[SPEAKER_01]: We don't see you's helpful.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we don't see how full-puff.

[SPEAKER_01]: Not surprised.

[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, it sounds beautiful.

[SPEAKER_01]: Mine is the swirling staircase to get up there.

[SPEAKER_01]: So it's a wide circular room.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's area than any room that Harry has seen at Hogwarts.

[SPEAKER_01]: There's arched windows with blue and bronze silk hanging from them.

[SPEAKER_01]: Whoa.

[SPEAKER_01]: Whoa, lightning.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm telling ya, it's nasty out and we might want to hurry up.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Blue and bronze.

[SPEAKER_01]: Blue and bronze.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's wonderful.

[SPEAKER_01]: And he's thinking by day they would have an amazing view of the surrounding mountains and I would love to see this.

[SPEAKER_01]: I love what he thinks about that.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, right?

[SPEAKER_01]: The view would be amazing.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, I could take my broom right out the window.

[SPEAKER_01]: It'll be awesome.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know.

[SPEAKER_01]: But I'm banned for life.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, that's right.

[SPEAKER_01]: So the ceiling is domed.

[SPEAKER_01]: There's stars painted on it.

[SPEAKER_01]: And the carpet matches.

[SPEAKER_01]: There's stars on the midnight blue carpet.

[SPEAKER_01]: And across the way, there's a little niche with a tall white marble statue.

[SPEAKER_01]: And Harry recognizes that this is Roeino Ravenclaw because he saw the bust at Luna's house.

[SPEAKER_01]: And there's a delicate looking circulate on her head.

[SPEAKER_01]: And Harry thinks it's not that unlike the tiara that flower wore at her wedding.

[SPEAKER_01]: So Harry steps out from under the cloak to read the tiny little words on the Diedom and says, what beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.

[SPEAKER_01]: I love this next line and he reads it out loud and then all of a sudden another rice.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: What did they say?

[SPEAKER_01]: Just sound like a Billy.

[SPEAKER_01]: A Billy?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, just read it as your true self.

[SPEAKER_01]: Not as pressure.

[SPEAKER_01]: What is skint?

[SPEAKER_01]: What does that mean?

[SPEAKER_01]: Which makes you pretty skint, whittless.

[SPEAKER_01]: Skint dreams little.

[SPEAKER_01]: I understand stuff.

[SPEAKER_03]: Whittless, whittless.

[SPEAKER_01]: Electokero standing there.

[SPEAKER_01]: Pressing her finger on her little dark mark.

[SPEAKER_01]: Whittless, whittless.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, come on!

[SPEAKER_01]: It all looked corrected.

[SPEAKER_01]: I put skull and snake and it changed it to skull and snake.

[SPEAKER_01]: Ooh, intrigue.

[SPEAKER_01]: Lightning bolt round during actual lightning.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, holy cow, that was so loud.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I just heard it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we just.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Do you think Harry, this is from Margaret.

[SPEAKER_01]: Do you think Harry is reluctant because he's worried more blood will be on his hands similar to a soldier of war.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, right.

[SPEAKER_01]: There's no one any of them there.

[SPEAKER_00]: That was just.

[SPEAKER_01]: I believe without Ron and Hermione at the borough.

[SPEAKER_01]: He does not want anybody in this.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Margaret said, do you think what Neville and those in the room had to endure is what made them mature faster?

[SPEAKER_01]: Probably.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean, almost a year of torture.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[SPEAKER_01]: It'll change you.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's literally going to war.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: And think about in real-time life how that changes are armed forces.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know, our people will not enforce this.

[SPEAKER_01]: Another one from Marguerie.

[SPEAKER_01]: Do you think that Harry making the correlation to himself and Dumbledore helps him come to terms with his hero and not putting him on such a large pedestal?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I think so.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think that's why he later on involves Neville so much.

[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, killed the snake is not just killing the snake and Neville knows that.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think deep down he knows that it's bigger than just let me get rid of his pet.

[SPEAKER_01]: He doesn't know exactly why or what it means, but he knows that it's largely not.

[SPEAKER_01]: Trust Harry.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's because of that.

[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, he risked his life to do it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: He risked his life to do it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, any one of those people could have cast, you know, a killing curse or tortured him like his parents and whatnot in front of everybody.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, kudos.

[SPEAKER_01]: Last question is from KDK.

[SPEAKER_01]: How much did it annoy you in the movie when show was already in the room when Harry and Co show up and in the uniform when she should have already graduated and not shown up until later?

[SPEAKER_01]: to be honest, I didn't even think about it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I also didn't think about it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think I black out during that movie, Honest God.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think that they probably assumed it was just easier.

[SPEAKER_01]: For sure.

[SPEAKER_01]: But why?

[SPEAKER_01]: I know.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's not.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know it's not.

[SPEAKER_01]: I want to shake filmmakers when they do these book adaptations.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, I get that you need to make this.

[SPEAKER_01]: for the viewer.

[SPEAKER_01]: But like stuff can still make sense and be canon.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm annoying.

[SPEAKER_01]: Now I'm mad just thinking about it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I will say part one is much better than part two.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: As far as being correct.

[SPEAKER_00]: I J S.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's everything.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's fan story time.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's going to be on the old D.

So originally from the B four time.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah originally this came to us in twenty eighteen and then an update or like a revised one came in twenty nineteen.

[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm reading the twenty nineteen one.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: This is from Al-Fia.

[SPEAKER_01]: Wild this one name.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I know of Althea.

[SPEAKER_01]: Wild paper, which is really cool.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, she spelled it out for me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Really nice.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I still had trouble.

[SPEAKER_01]: You sound like a hero of time.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Very cool name.

[SPEAKER_01]: That is a really cool name.

[SPEAKER_01]: So here is the story.

[SPEAKER_01]: All this perfect.

[SPEAKER_01]: I am a Ravenclaw.

[SPEAKER_01]: with a boorzoi for a patronus.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's some kind of dog.

[SPEAKER_01]: It is like aren't they like slinky minicky dogs?

[SPEAKER_01]: Did cute aren't they?

[SPEAKER_01]: Are the slinky's?

[SPEAKER_01]: They're yeah they're super like skinny.

[SPEAKER_01]: Isn't that Abby?

[SPEAKER_01]: I think.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Or she is okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, look at that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: My potter story started when I was about eighteen or nineteen years old.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was working parks in rock after school at the local elementary school.

[SPEAKER_01]: There was a third grader who would either be reading a book or hanging out with me the whole time.

[SPEAKER_01]: She didn't interact much with the other children.

[SPEAKER_01]: So one day I asked her what she was reading.

[SPEAKER_01]: She got very excited to tell me all about Harry Potter.

[SPEAKER_01]: All at the time, I think only the first two books are out.

[SPEAKER_01]: I asked her if I could borrow them.

[SPEAKER_01]: I figured I could read them quickly and then have something to talk to her about since she didn't really seem to have many friends in the program.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I devoured the books.

[SPEAKER_01]: She and I had a lot of fun discussing them back and forth, especially because the first two books really are children's books.

[SPEAKER_01]: We didn't know what would come next.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I loved the book so much.

[SPEAKER_01]: I ended up going to every midnight book release.

[SPEAKER_01]: I got my mom hooked to it around book five.

[SPEAKER_01]: She would host Harry Potter parties where ping pong would be quidditch and throwing darts of be broom lessons.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then everyone would have to read their favorite passages from any book.

[SPEAKER_01]: I miss those parties.

[SPEAKER_01]: When books seven came out, the sticker came out also and you could either choose Snape Friend or Snape Fo.

[SPEAKER_01]: I picked Snape Friend and I got a lot of black for it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Problematic or not, I've never wavered in my unending love for Snape.

[SPEAKER_01]: I actually found my old Snape sticker from the release of the seven.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's really cool, book yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Megan also loves Snape.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's a pretty good company.

[SPEAKER_01]: Except our stickers didn't say friend, Snape friend or Snape.

[SPEAKER_01]: It said, like, what side will Snape be on or something?

[SPEAKER_00]: Winner winner, Nick and Diner.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Chicken chicken, what'd you pick?

[SPEAKER_01]: What?

[SPEAKER_01]: Let's say it raised in canes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my God.

[SPEAKER_01]: My husband is the muggliest muggle that ever muggled.

[SPEAKER_01]: Holy moly!

[SPEAKER_01]: But he respects how important Harry Potter is to me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Even though he did say to me one time, very early in our marriage.

[SPEAKER_01]: You're reading Harry Potter again.

[SPEAKER_01]: Haven't you already read those books?

[SPEAKER_01]: Sir.

[SPEAKER_01]: Behead no problem bringing Harry into our home and introducing Hogwarts to our twins.

[SPEAKER_01]: Our twin boys are now ten years old and as they've grown, our discussions have evolved.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's been amazing because it's also memory-realized that as I've grown, my views have evolved.

[SPEAKER_01]: As a parent, I see Molly differently now.

[SPEAKER_01]: My husband has pointed out the similarities between my dad and Hagrid, and he darn near makes me cry every time he does that.

[SPEAKER_01]: My boys will now ask really thought-provoking questions or make new connections every time we really listen to the books.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right now, they are all about finding the good and draco and Narcissa were re-listening to books six.

[SPEAKER_01]: Three girlfriends and I go to Universal for a couple hours at least once a month to hang out, do spells and bipens.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I sport all the claw merch.

[SPEAKER_01]: I have long since made my piece with the fact that Universal reps us claws based on the movieism and that the eagle with blue and bronze in the books.

[SPEAKER_01]: These friendships have strengthened because of Harry Potter.

[SPEAKER_01]: I read Harry Potter to help connect with a young girl.

[SPEAKER_01]: I had no idea that reading those first two books would allow me to connect with my mom, future children, friends, and even my muggle husband, and such deep and profound ways.

[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you ladies for allowing me to share my story and for being such joy, acceptance, and humor to so many lives.

[SPEAKER_01]: The world needs more of you in it spreading the love.

[SPEAKER_01]: Aw.

[UNKNOWN]: Aw.

[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_01]: That was really nice.

[SPEAKER_00]: I know.

[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_01]: You're children are like teenagers now though.

[SPEAKER_00]: I know.

[SPEAKER_01]: I hope you all still if you still listen that.

[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't update.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I hope you all connect over your love of it and I really so often and get pins.

[SPEAKER_01]: I really like that you said muggly is muggled that ever muggled because I always tell Phil that he uses the cutest pooch that is ever pooch.

[SPEAKER_01]: Let me think of that.

[SPEAKER_00]: The cutest pooch who's ever pooched.

[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you for your story.

[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_01]: Want a joke?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet?

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, Katie.

[SPEAKER_01]: What?

[SPEAKER_01]: A tutti fruity?

[SPEAKER_01]: That's good.

[SPEAKER_01]: Why did the orange stop running?

[SPEAKER_01]: Because it ran out of juice?

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my gosh.

[SPEAKER_01]: The only kind of juice I want is Pog juice.

[SPEAKER_01]: hog juice.

[SPEAKER_01]: My favorite Disney juice.

[SPEAKER_01]: When he sat down with that, and I was like, Alana and James.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, this is Pock juice.

[SPEAKER_01]: And they were like, went away.

[SPEAKER_01]: What's the vampire's favorite fruit?

[SPEAKER_01]: Margarita Bingo.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my God.

[SPEAKER_01]: A knattering.

[SPEAKER_01]: Ew, Katie.

[SPEAKER_01]: What?

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: We just want to say you.

[SPEAKER_01]: How many points is Bingo again?

[SPEAKER_01]: I think it is.

[SPEAKER_01]: Five hundred million.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's fifty.

[SPEAKER_01]: You're a wire to the knee.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's but not a wire.

[SPEAKER_01]: Those are the amount of points.

[SPEAKER_00]: Congratulations, Magarita.

[SPEAKER_00]: The Bingo Master.

[SPEAKER_00]: The Bingo Master.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[SPEAKER_01]: What do you get if you cross a sheep with a fruit?

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: A banana.

[SPEAKER_03]: A banana.

[SPEAKER_01]: Get out of here.

[SPEAKER_00]: Wait.

[SPEAKER_00]: Marry such a missed spot.

[SPEAKER_00]: Where could we?

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, what do you need?

[SPEAKER_01]: Somebody said, oh my god, get out of here.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, she needed a switched prefect.

[SPEAKER_01]: She did a couple.

[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, no, we talked about Nugini.

[SPEAKER_01]: We could talk about Nugini.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you got it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we did.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we did.

[SPEAKER_01]: We already said congrats.

[SPEAKER_01]: We can't take it away now.

[SPEAKER_01]: Take it.

[SPEAKER_01]: It was awesome in this episode.

[SPEAKER_01]: I guess I didn't say it.

[SPEAKER_01]: All right, me with the Star Wars square.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you as Princess Leia.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's me.

[SPEAKER_01]: You tried to make a jump out of me.

[SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[SPEAKER_01]: Alana and I sang a whole song the other day, sorry Megan.

[SPEAKER_01]: And Carrie was listening and she we were like done and she was like that was really cute.

[SPEAKER_01]: I like thank you.

[SPEAKER_01]: We have this down.

[SPEAKER_01]: I love it.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's been there for years.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if that's been go cards.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't even know what's other.

[SPEAKER_01]: She didn't even go here.

[SPEAKER_01]: Here we go.

[SPEAKER_01]: Wrap this up.

[SPEAKER_01]: I want to feel the aesthetics myself.

[SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[SPEAKER_01]: If you'd like to follow myself and Katie on social media, we're on Instagram and TikTok at the future's family.

[SPEAKER_01]: And if for some reason, you want to follow Tiffany.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's also there.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's just on Instagram and her handles tips.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Just face.

[SPEAKER_01]: She was like, [SPEAKER_01]: If you would like to learn more about your host, Megan and Katie, you can find them at buttface.com.

[SPEAKER_01]: Where I'm saying internet.com.

[SPEAKER_01]: That can't be a, that can't be a good website.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm sure this is a book at the point Tiffany.

[SPEAKER_01]: Do you want to know something?

[SPEAKER_01]: This is the last recording before we refresh it.

[SPEAKER_01]: So Griffin, don't let us go.

[SPEAKER_01]: Wow!

[SPEAKER_01]: Wow!

[SPEAKER_02]: No way!

[SPEAKER_00]: Who knows?

[SPEAKER_00]: Who knows?

[SPEAKER_00]: Who knows?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Who knows?

[SPEAKER_01]: Who knows?

[SPEAKER_01]: Who knows?

[SPEAKER_01]: Eagles, your tears sustain me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.

[SPEAKER_00]: Until next year.

[SPEAKER_01]: But honestly, like that was amazing.

[SPEAKER_01]: I am I am floored.

[SPEAKER_01]: Good job everybody.

[SPEAKER_01]: Not use leather.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's the mercury coming in clutch.

[SPEAKER_01]: We're gonna read.

[SPEAKER_01]: We gotta like do something special for you.

[SPEAKER_00]: You make me snore because you are boring.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just kidding.

[SPEAKER_01]: I love you [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my gosh.

[SPEAKER_01]: I would like to thank me for all of the work.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, just kidding.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, I got what is this episode towards?

[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it's for Griffin.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Chris, nor are you at your mind.

[SPEAKER_01]: This is for all my lions out there coming in the chat showing up and representing.

[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you everyone.

[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you for lions and fruit.

[SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[SPEAKER_01]: Lions and fruit.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's Amy.

[SPEAKER_01]: We literally said that in a second.

[SPEAKER_01]: You said it.

[SPEAKER_01]: That was really weird.

[SPEAKER_01]: Jinks.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hello, Mary Sue.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm a colonel.

[SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to go enjoy the aesthetics of storms and my victory.

[SPEAKER_01]: You ain't winner.

[SPEAKER_01]: That concludes this week's episode.

[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you so much for listening and don't let the muggles get you down.

[SPEAKER_02]: Amazing.

[SPEAKER_02]: Talk to my boy.

[UNKNOWN]: Thank you.

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