Welcome everybody, friends, countrymen, dogs and cats, rough rough welcome to that.

I'm still fun podcasts, Jenny.

We'll get to that later, Jenny, actually, because we have some things to get to that involve you.

Doggy style.

Okay, I would like to start this podcast by sharing something I discovered about our podcast recently.

So I I think I was looking at like reviews.

Basically, I saw okay, I saw a trend and it was like people like posting reviews on products I can't remember them, and so I was like, oh, I'm going to go look and maybe I'll create a video for like me and Colt.

So I go look at our reviews, and people just don't leave reviews that often, like Luckily Cult and I have very nice reviews, right, but they like there hadn't There hasn't been one of like months.

So I was like, I'm not gonna do that trend obviously.

So I was like, out of curiosity, I'm going to go look at mine and Jenny's reviews.

All positive except four months ago.

Uh oh.

Someone by the username mi ik jg FC D S E T y U N N nine to eight zero seven left us a two star rating with the title boring and this is the review.

This is so boring.

I kept fast forwarding thinking it would get better, but it didn't.

Much better options out there now, I do think usually in my past, I have found not that people like love everything but I do or you do.

But I have found when people take the time to leave something negative to me, it has nothing to actually do with my product.

It's usually because they hate me because of a past relationship I was in and their trolls from that area.

Now, I don't know that that's the case here, but it does seem.

And I'm not saying our podcast is high level quality and energy all the time, but I did.

I just think you'd really have to hate someone to leave a review like that, because it doesn't even pop up for you to like leave a review when you listen to an episode of a podcast.

So I feel like this is just someone who went who didn't like one of us and left it, which is fine because the other ones are all like very kind, you know.

I mean, I'm shocked that they even gave us two stars on it instead of just one or can you give zero?

Maybe I don't know if you can do zero?

Probably not.

Yeah, but at first you started saying the username, and I was like, in my head, I was like, I was slipped on the mic.

Is there someone out there I have like made jaded?

But I couldn't tell you.

I'd have to go to my I'd have to revert to the list to make that decision.

You have an actual list, I absolutely.

I think we've talked about this before, and I thought, yeah, I think we have.

I always like, look at the list.

I'll find it out of nowhere, and I'm like, oh, I've done it.

No, I don't think that I need that.

I need to like, you know what, maybe one day I'll write a song for you like I did for Dave.

Okay years ago, I wrote the fifty to fifty Yeah, the woman that the Dave had banged.

Yes, So maybe I'll do that for you one day.

There was a part of me because obviously we've talked so much about all the ladies he used to have back in the day, and there was a part of me that was I was like, gotta was I them much of a whore as he was?

But luckily one time we kind of like indulged on how many people we each have, and I was like, thank god, I am not anywhere near anywhere he is because and I'm not even shaming him, I think that that's great.

He's not good for thirty years older than you.

By the way, Yeah he has more has had more time, I guess, but still I just I was like, oh gosh, are we close the number?

But no, you were to say, were you getting ready to say you thought you were done adding to the list?

But you keep adding?

Okay, yeah, I will not keep I wouldn't say keep it adding.

I don't want to put that out there, but no, yeah, I will think that i'd be done with the list.

And then let me tell you, I definitely thought I was done with the list in like my mid twenties.

Then that relationship ended, and then holy shit did that Let's get big in between there and the next relationship, And so now I can honestly say only one name has been added in the last year.

But yeah, I really did.

I thought I was done when I found it a couple of years ago.

I was like, I'm done adding to this list.

Now I'm like, well, here we go on, come man, But that's okay, all right, you have to tell me because we haven't spoken, and I was going to text you this weekend because I feel like Fallon likes to creep and look at my location.

We've talked about this before and show out of nowhere be like, what are you doing at Red Cow?

And there was a part of me that kind of wanted to like wish I had her location at.

That moment so I could have mine.

I don't have your location.

No, no, you on me have mine, which I feel like it's unfair and there are moments where I'm mine.

No, I don't have your I don't.

I mean, if you want it, I mean I would love to have it, you can absolutely give it to me.

But I don't want to give it to you unless you want it.

You can request it from me.

Do that.

I don't know if I can.

I think I will.

If you want it, you will request.

I'm just going to offer it up.

Well.

I thought about the fact that, like, that's kind of how found will check in with me every once in a while is by looking at my location, And I was like, I never really check in with her, and then I remembered you had your little we can get away with your hubby, and so I need to hear all about it because I know you guys needed that weekend and it's lent a minute, and so how to go, well, sex, I'll a banging, weedy style starfishing.

We actually didn't doggy style.

We had really we did have really good sex though, and he initiated it.

A lot of the time I initiate it, but as he puts it, it's because I hold the cards in my hand.

Realistically, a lot of times if he initiates it, I'll be like eh, but if I'm ready for it, I was like, let's do this, but he I was like okay.

So it was all around good.

But so we went to a place and I am doing a partnership with them, just to be transparent, it's called Canoe Bay.

But listen to this serendipitous thing that happened.

So Jake works with a lot of police departments as his job, and by the way, he sells software, so he's not like, yeah, he's not a police.

To police officer.

But but so he.

Was having dinner with I think it was some police officers from the city of Plymouth and they were in like I came if they were I think it was Chicago.

It might have been Detroit, but I think it was Chicago.

So anyway, he has dinner, I'm like at home with Olive.

I go to check my email and I get like asked to go check out this resort.

And I'm like, oh my god.

It looks so nice.

It's like a it's like a top top five resort in the Midwest by Conde Nast.

So I was like, oh shit.

So I called Jake.

I'm telling him like, hey, I was like, we should do this.

I got invited to go to this resort and he goes, it's in Wisconsin.

I go, yeah.

He goes, what's it called?

Is it Canoe Bay?

And I go, yeah, why do you know that?

He goes, that is so weird.

The police officer I sat next to last night told me you and I should go.

It's literally in my Google search room last night, and I was like, if that that isn't the most like we should go to this because I had never heard of it before then.

So I emailed the one back and told her and she'said, oh my gosh, you know it's meant to be anyway, It's kind of like a place we went to for my fortieth where they grow their food on site.

They have a restaurant on site, so like all the meals you act, it's actually a resort.

So like they you tell them what you want for breakfast and lunch and they bring it to you, and then you go to the dinner and the dining hall and it's not dining halls.

It's like a nice restaurant.

Anyway, it was awesome.

It was very peaceful.

I did say like I was like, I'm gonna unplug, like I'm not gonna I was on my phone the whole time.

I was like checking my phone.

Jake and I we watched classic movies.

We watched Father of the Bride, The Holiday and The Family Stone Nice and we did some snowshoeing.

We just it really was relaxing.

It was a very It was one of the quietest places I've ever been in my life.

Nice quiet property.

Dinner was quiet.

First night.

The salad had these routons.

Just like everything was so quiet, just like thetons.

We were like crying laughing because you were doing the thing where you try to slowly eat a cruton and then other people would get them and I could hear them crunching.

They're just making me laugh so hard.

And we were like, are we the fastest eaters this restaurant's ever seen, because the lady would sit it down and then she'd come back like, how are the first couple?

And I would make a joke of like being the waitress, like how are the first gun?

Oh my shit, like so fat, Oh my god, the first of all it's been gone girl.

But no, it was great.

I am going to do like a I'll show like video all and stuff like that because it is a partnership with them, but you can also buy places to like live there, so I thought that was kind of interesting.

Nice, that's fun, very cool.

Came back, hung out with all of yesterday and yeah, full swing of life.

I like, I think I'm pretty much done with Christmas, which is great.

I'm nice of that last week, but I still just have like a few gift cards to buy and I'm like, we wrapped meat can all have wrapped our Angel Tree gifts yesterday which I dropped off this morning and finally got all of to come around a little bit on that.

It's really hard to explain to a six year old.

She's just like so jealous of why are these kids getting toys?

And it's like really hard to explain to her.

She's like gets so sad about it, and it's supposed to be like a positive.

I don't know, if she gets older it'll make sense.

But yeah, I don't know.

I was like pretty straightforward with my presence for my niece and nephew this year, and I just straight up said, Rachel, what do they want?

Yeah?

And she sent me literal links and I go, I bought both of those.

Don't give it to anyone else.

Perfect, and that's the end of it.

And truly, not having to buy a present for a partner has been like a weight lifted off my shoulder to an extent.

And then, yeah, my older sister is the queen of kind of taking charge on my parents' stuff, and I feel bad because I know what that's like to be the one who's always in charge of everything, yeah, and making shit happen.

But it's like the one thing that I I am not in charge of in my life that I'm like, I'm not gonna feel bad about this one.

Yeah, Rachel, and I always say thank you, and I always respond when I can if she's asking a question about something.

So yeah, I'm pretty much done.

I think I'm actually might wrap my presents tonight and put them under the tree.

TVD though, because I just don't know, I have like dogs at the house every once in around whatever.

So let me tell you this Friday night, I went out to eat at one of the holiday pop ups with the guy I've been seeing, and we left his dog at my house, and last time she was there.

So I have a big storage bin of random shit that would be in like a pantry or something, but it's in the bin on the floor in my kitchen because of the construction I've been doing in there and taking down cabinets and stuff, and there's not really much of anything in there.

There's like goodles and like some oatmeal or some shit.

And last time we come back after leaving her alone, she ate a bag of English muffins and she had pulled those out before one time but didn't touch them.

So we're like whatever, and we didn't think she'd get into it.

So cool, so I make sure that that bin is above and she can't get into anything.

We get home Friday night and I see my favorite Brandier candy dish on the ground and she ate basically an entire pack of Reese's cups, the little ones that come in the green, red and gold wrapping.

She ate all of them, and no rappers to be found anywhere, Like, yeah, no they were found.

I think I believe Sunday, But yeah, she ate all of them.

So then we were kind of concerned because you know, chocolate's not good for dogs.

They have to have a pretty large quantity, and that's what we thought.

But like, we just were kind of googling to see if she was fine.

Of course, she's fucking halving the time of her life.

There was one moment I got a picture of around my couch where she looked like she was contemplating life, like what did I do to myself?

But she was she had all the.

Energy she normally has, like didn't see it, and she didn't have any issues like at night or in the morning or anything.

But yeah, so we were a little a little nervous about that one.

I think you're gonna say, she ate some of your best undies.

Oh no, that was like my previous.

Yeah dog that we had she would eat.

I didn't really care about the undies.

It was the leggings that she'd eat the crotch out of them, and they would be fucking nice.

Lululemon leggings and I would can't so upsets and that person.

Would always say, I'll buy you new ones.

Did they know?

Yeah, so yeah, that was That was a weird thing.

I had to get used to with her my old dog.

But no, this one, she's she just gets into things.

Yeah, she gets in I think she ate a whole loaf of sour dough brout bread once off of the guy's counter.

Yeah, and she sounds like Dolly.

I was gonna say, she does remind me about Dolly.

She's definitely got energy, though she's not Dolly like lazy girl.

She's got energy for sure, but she definitely also has a good sniffer.

And I did have that dish like she is people.

I know.

I was going to say I did have that dish a little bit higher.

But anyways, whatever, we got some.

Good emails that I want to jump into.

Let's see here, I saved one and then one is just in my main in box.

Oh maybe I didn't save it.

They're both in my inbox.

I guess, Okay, this is high quality, right, I say, I know, I put mine in a folder, but I can Oh, there we go.

It just was.

It says a couple of things, So I was looking for something.

I said, I'm still fun.

Yeah, okay, hey, hi, good morning.

These are all over the place things I've had rolling in my head for a minute.

A Fallin.

Do you still like the dice in fan?

I do?

What kind of fan is it?

It's the one that's like an oval, Yeah, it's like empty.

Yeah, I'm at last black Friday.

I have changed the filter once and it kind of was like making a loud sound before we changed it, which was probably just letting me know when to change it, because I was like, what the hell?

So far, still like it, so no complaints, b Jenny.

I feel like I remember Dave Fallon and whoever else making fun of your laugh on air, because it was always like a little silent puff of breath into the mic.

That was more so Dave for the record, so you workshop some different laughs.

What I remember is one very deep Santa sounding ho ho ho laugh.

That was everything.

Gotta hope you guys remember this, otherwise this sounds weird and the spirit of Christmas season, Can we please get that beautiful Jenny Claus laugh if you.

Remember it, Oh, you know what, absolutely, it wented a little something like this.

Oh my god, and I would go on.

I would like go on for a while, and Day would be like, all right, that's enough, but Fallen would keep like egging me on.

And like telling me to do more.

I think I would that out every once in a while, But as Dave's brain forgets everything, he kind of forgets about that, so then he doesn't understand what I'm doing when I'm laughing like Santa Like, He's like, what the fuck?

There are like three deep versions of Jenny's voice, but I love one is that one is when she does but I hate when she does Her dog Voys is Jenny's version of rolling in the deep.

Well that's because the first time I ever did it, I just stared deep into Valen's eyes and sing it while I collapsed, and then I just like went in and I think e white iroled My guy was then during that or something.

But Fella had like a video of me doing it, and I was just like staring into your soul.

I sang it.

She didn't break, she didn't break.

I didn't.

But some people mistake me as adult when they hear that version.

So do they no side note on that, I got my first ever puppy puppy this summer a lab and they're pretty easy to get, those adorable head tilts at funny noises.

I do whip that Santa noise out sometimes and I get the tilt every time.

See.

I'm attempting to attach a couple of my absolute favorite laughs from the podcast that make me laugh when I hear them.

I hope they come through on your end.

You two are never not endlessly entertaining together.

You are very appreciated and beloved truly by simply being yourself together.

I hope you both have super relaxing and rejuvenating holiday breaks.

Ho ho ho, ladies.

That's from Kim and interesting you would say, we're never not endlessly entertaining.

If you recall user okay, so here are the three I could not, for the life of me remember what this first audio clip is in reference to Okay.

So here's the first one.

She would have would bet you a little differently.

He's like, what, what help that?

That's some rude I was like, yeah, can you guess who I'm I'm talking about?

I don't know because I don't Okay, right, all right, Oh he's always single.

And he talks about it.

Know.

My head went to someone I think I do know what well, I think I know who we're talking about in that is it?

Yeah?

I think yeah, I think so.

Okay, they work at that radio station.

Is it was?

Were were talking about people like one being curious about you being I think so I wanted to hook up with you when you were a freak, you freak Okay, I was like trying to piece together Okay, the other two I definitely know.

Okay, so there are there are three total.

Just just because it sounds like someone's enjoying it, yes, they probably are.

But you will know the difference, at least with me.

You will know the difference yourself.

So you have to keep that eye, have to work out.

Reason why.

Yeah.

I remember we like edited the podcast with that one, and I was like, what the fuck?

Here's the last one.

Ball tournament this weekend at my house?

Oh house, Well, I have a in my neighborhood.

We have a pickleball Why don't you invite me?

Because first of all, there are only certain people that will allow your psychotic competitive energy around you.

Crazy Lady.

Ballin and I are known to very competitive.

We are that is our mL.

I'm showing you cults created like a song before with just clips of me ripping tent I so psychotic.

Okay, here's another email we got from Brianna Ballon and Jenny to my favorite dirty bitches.

This is meant with the most loving terms possible.

I just feel like I need to take a hot second to talk about some very underrated Christmas bops and somebody who spent as somebody who spent the last three hours wrapping gifts, which Auvy requires the music to set the mood.

I can confirm Megan Trainer's entire Christmas album is such a smash, so underrated.

But I will direct you specifically to the most fire ones.

Okay, Number one, I Believe in Santa.

Number I think she probably maybe she voiced the text of that and amant to just say I believe in Santa.

And then number two gotcha Christmas Party?

Okay, Three Naughty List and four Christmas Present bonus.

Snowman by Sia is also fantastic.

Snowman by Sia is Jake's favorite like kind of current era, yeah Christmas song period.

He tells me every time it comes out, I like, I remember from the last forty times you said it, she said.

I just feel like I needed to let you and the general public know, if you're looking to spice up your Christmas playlist in a good way, you need to add those songs.

Signed your number one fan.

I'll fight for the title.

Kisses Bree.

Also, you must know autocorrect first signed this email your number one dirty butcher fan.

I almost left it in because it made me laugh.

Oh and Jenny, Tony and Jason are my new faves.

What a delight they both are.

And Tony's such a riot.

I'd like to keep him as a gay bff.

Every gal needs one, and one in my life is lacking, mean it tyl so Brie.

It came to the morning show.

We did our Minnesota Live podcast yes on this past weekend, and so Brie was there.

She was helping us out with some stuff.

But then we also had Tony in as like a special guest to play a game and stuff.

And he really is just so funny.

Tony walks into a room and he lights it up.

In my opinion, He's one of those people he can make a friend in seconds, like he doesn't even know you, and you guys are best friends within like sixty seconds.

And that's I've known Tony since I worked at the Timberwolves like eleven years ago or something now, and I've stayed very good friends with him and our other friend Tiff from the Timberwolves.

The three of us all get together still a lot.

But Tony is Breeze, right.

He is a fucking riot.

His husband Jason's great too, and so we had a great time with him on the podcast.

You know, it's fine about Tony.

I knew Tony way before I knew you guys knew each other, yeah, because he had been like a listener fan of the Morning show and he like we kind of assisted him in his proposal to his husband.

Yea, And I want to say a PJ party.

So what had happened was and I didn't know him during this time, I don't think, So what had happened is he had won the PJ party like cash.

Prize, Okay, so that's what it was.

Yes, He just you know, was wearing a red onesie and the back, the butt part came off like unbuttoned, and he popped that off and showed his ass and the crowd lost itself.

And he always jokes about how he was like, you know, like a little overweight or whatever.

It was, and it's a bunch of other ripped people on stage, and they chose him because, like they just thought he was the funniest.

But he won the cash prize, so then he used that money to take his husband to New York and propose there.

It is Okay, I know what it was.

Yeah, so but who is Jason?

And Jason he's married too, Yes, that's very proposed to yep.

Okay, I couldn't remember his name.

Okay, that is, Isn't it like what a blessing it is to be that kind of person that you're describing, Because there are certain people like I feel like our promotion instructor Ted was kind of like that.

He's just like a very good positive vibe when and can talk to anyone.

I feel the same way about my brother in law Davy.

He's not as outwardly outgoing as like a Tony, but he's he can sit next to any person and make them feel comfortable and like have a conversation.

And I'm really bad about that.

Yeah, I'm yeah, I'm in somewhat of the in between.

I'm definitely not a Tony, but I like do try to make conversations with people because I I do genuinely.

If I'm in the mood for conversing, I like to like learn about other people's lives.

I mean, we talk about our lives for a living, so like sometimes it's like I don't want to talk about me like at all.

A lot of.

Times I really don't when I'm out somewhere.

But yeah, No, Tony's great.

I love him, and he is just so funny.

He's so funny, like I belly laugh every time I'm with him.

Yeah, So, aside from the uh jingle thing you went to?

What else did you do this weekend?

Anything?

You got your cabinets done?

I saw that on Instagram.

I did, are you done with your kitchen project?

Now?

I just want to put an open shelvy And that's the kind of thing.

So I did buy like these not rods, but they're like an L shape that you drill into the wall to then just put shelving on top of them.

Okay, so I bought those off Amazon.

That came the mail last week.

And so now I just got to figure out what kind of shelvy do I want to get, And so that's the next step.

I do think that I will probably hire someone to put those in only because my friend Brandon was over the other day because he helped me get a new roof this summer, and so he was looking at everything, and he's got rental properties and does a bunch of shit to houses all the time, and so he was like, yeah, you have to be careful with stuff like this because like one wrong thing and like the whole wall is gonna fall apart because of how I did like joint compound on it.

And I didn't really think about that because I was like, I've done all of this so far.

I probably can put the sheldon into But my main thing is like I'm sure, after I've taught myself so much, I'm sure I could get it pretty close to like being perfect.

But I just don't trust myself leveling fucking anything.

I feel like I'm real bad at that.

I don't know what it is.

Because I had to drill new holes in a lot of my cabinet doors to put a handle where it used to be just what would it be called a knob?

Yeah, and like I.

Have those bucking handles look a little bit crooked now to me, and I'm like, god darn it, but yes, I'm pretty much done with that it feels like it's actually a kitchen now, Like I've had the cabinets just open facing for months without doors on them and stuff.

And yeah, I kind of just finished that up this weekend, and I didn't do a ton.

I'm not gonna lie.

When I have to do like a work event on the weekend, it kind of like until I'm done with that, I don't always feel like I can enjoy my weekend.

And so because we did the live podcast on Saturday, I was here to like three pm that afternoon, even though the podcast got done at like one because of stuff I had to do.

And then I went home that night and I just chilled.

Yeah, So yeah, my weekend was kind of uneventful.

I told Foulness I did have quite the mental breakdown last weekend because I was just like overwhelmed with the amount of stuff I like put myself like put pressure on myself to complete.

And so the kitchen project was one stuff with my website, I am kind of drowning in Christmas wish stuff with the Morning show right now, which normally the month of December is like a little more relaxed in radio, but like we don't have a promotions director anymore.

So now I am the promotions director for Christmas Wish.

And then I went to go do some stuff in my van and I go to start it and I can't get the fucking thing to start and I lost it.

I cried, and Fallan had like text and you like check in on me that day, and I swear to God Fallin just fucking knows sometimes, but like she's like, oh, you're doing whatever, and I was like, I'm gonna be honest, like thank you for checking in, but I don't want to talk right now.

And I'm like blayed in bed that day that afternoon, in the middle of the afternoon for like two hours, like in the dark, cause I was just like so overwhelmed and stressed out.

And I feel like this past weekend, I feel a little bit better.

But one other thing that I'm wondering, and I'm not always gonna blame it on like hormones or whatever.

I know, I just like genuinely can feel down and not have to blame it on things.

But I was at the end of my birth control recently and I got a new implant put in, and my doctor did tell me because I was having really rough like PMS symptoms recently and like my periods were kind of rough whatever, And she did tell me towards the end of like having to have your birth control taken out, it is like kind of rough.

So I'm wondering if getting that, because I just got that taken out and have a new one in, if that sort of helped balance some of the levels of hormone and shit that was messing with me, because I do feel much better.

But I also think I just needed to take a beat from things than I did because I just gave myself a break.

Well.

Also, everything you just listed I think would make any person.

That's true.

I know it's not like I wasn't warranted and like breaking.

Down a bit, But like I think just if just the van not starting, like if your car doesn't start, that's enough to just make someone melt down period.

Right, So and I just I don't know.

It's like the van, I love that thing so much, but I just still don't know a lot about it, and it puts me in this position constantly of wondering if it's like really worth it, or if I should just try to sell it, save up for a nicer, newer van and get something different, versus constantly be stressed about this one or like wondering what kind of upkeep I need to do.

And I mean, it's the middle of the winter, so it's fine.

I'm not too concerned.

But like I did think maybe I would go out this weekend or next weekend and do a quick.

Like winter van trip or something.

But let me tell you, I thought about going to the North Shore this weekend if the van was working.

And then I looked at the weather.

It's about to be cold as fuck in both the Twin Cities and of course up in the North Shore, and I was like, yeah, I wouldn't even want to be out in the van these weekends.

I was just talking to a girl I work with at Fox and she's awesome, but she went up just passed Toloth this weekend just for a day trip for they had like she's had a really cool Christmas market.

It's like all no themed and she said she was out in it for like three hours and she was like it was so cold, and like she said that she couldn't fill her feet for like hours after she was like miserable, and I was like, oh gosh.

No, that's never fun.

No, but I don't know was there something you were going to bring up about doggie style or was that something else?

I was your dog voice?

Oh, I just made it sound sexual.

Okay, because I was like, wait, what were we going to talk about?

That was doggie?

I really that you're probably not going to because we've gone back and forth on this.

But I listened to the Housemaid.

The audio bid I knowed, I like, and.

You had decided you thought you wanted to do the book over the movie.

But I am going to a screening of the movie to Brown.

With Cult's wife if you want to go, yes, Okay, yeah, okay, I'm not gonna lie.

I was like kind of bummed because I haven't gotten an email about going to a screening for that, and so I was like, the one not.

The sound we stuck up.

But we do get invited to a lot of like pre screenings wells, because we talk about radio and promoted or TV.

We last week I hosted one for my book club.

Hey, heads up, by the way, if you're not part of my fallon KDWB book club page, I don't.

I'm not.

It's not even just like book club anymore.

I don't.

We don't really do a lot of meetings in person.

We did one this year.

Yeah, but like I get like the I work directly with the movie companies, and they'll be like, hey, found we post this in your book club page.

We're hosting an advanced screening.

Basically, they want to fill the theater and like, my book club girls are fucking Lloyds.

Yeah they are.

They will show up.

I feel like I know some of them just because I've gone to like some of those screenings and stuff.

It's just like, anyway, so I post to like they having to do that for The house Maid last week, and I couldn't go because you and I went to the Chilongo jingle Ball, but I sent my both my sister and laws read the book and they wanted to go, so they went.

And then everyone at the book club was pissed because the seats had my name on them reserved for them, and they're like, where the fuck are you?

And I was like, dude, I'm sorry, I'm not there.

But then I saw they were hosting another one.

I was like hey, and Jen was pissed at Colt for not telling her about the screen because she loved the book.

So anyway, I heard the sexy stuff is even spicier.

Oh hell yeah.

And that the guy because he was the one in the Blake Lively just in Baldoni movie.

They said, somehow he's even hotter now and it has the hot Massimo guy.

Oh hell yeah.

And Jake did the same fucking bit he always says, said, oh is that the one with that Amanda seafried and I go and also and I looked at me and just started shaking laugh.

He's like what I was like.

Also, it has City Sween.

He's like, oh dose, but I heard that her tittays are out all the time.

And then everyone said they did such a good job sticking to the book that the only difference was like there's a little change up at the end, but not like enough where it like ruined it.

Yeah, people are like loving it if they love the book.

They said, it's actually almost two hours long.

So anyway it comes out I think like December nineteenth, and I've just finished the book like a couple of weeks ago, So okay, I'll tell her, yes, I want me to go.

Please.

Also, what else are you doing this week?

Because I am fucking lined up girl.

Taylor Swift's new docu series.

Yeah, that comes on Friday.

Friday, So I hype about that.

I saw Dave did this.

Actually, my neighbor rents a party bus and does a Christmas light tour.

Oh yeah, his was through something specific like a company or something or like okay, career or something like that.

But yeah, so that was different.

God Friends.

So my neighbor did it last year, and I guess they do it every year.

But they were near the neighborhoods that they invited us, and they had like a school bus and they were kind of like school bus styles.

It wasn't a school bus.

It was like a nicer kind of sprinter.

But they were like upset because they usually get a party bus style, so like it changed.

They thought the vibe like we're not facing people, so they're like we got the for sure party bus this time.

So like kids go and everything and it's really fun.

Actually.

So we're doing that Saturday with our neighbors and I'm doing my annual like Christmas cookie making with my family on Sunday, and oh, I'm gonna do four Seasons now is offering a tea like a high tea.

Oh something that with Tina and Lauren that's fun.

So my weekend is sexual.

It sounds sexual.

Mine is the exact opposite.

When do you want to join?

You can do any of those things with me.

You pick.

You can't do the neighbor tour, okay, wow, if Dylan doesn't go, you can come in Dylan's place.

Okay, I'll think about it.

Honestly, because I thought I was maybe going to go out in the van, I didn't make any plans for now, I realized that I do have plans next weekend because I was like, maybe.

I'll go next weekend.

Do you want to do the tea?

See, I don't like tea.

I'm gonna be honest, I've done tea, so.

Not about the tea, about all the snacks he's that come with it.

But I don't really like the snaggies either.

You've never had the snack.

I have done a literal like tea for a bachelrett party, and I was invited to some hewing, bougie tea thing.

Doesn't like the snacks.

It's like I feel like sandwiches.

It is, but then I feel like you never feel like you sufficiently got a meal, so you.

Keep eating and eating and eating, and.

Then oh, my god, I don't even know what to do with.

I also feel like since I've been to Morocco, kidding.

Because they're going, he's probably better.

No, I have never enjoyed tea in my life.

That's the only time I've liked tea, and anytime they offered it to me, because that's just like part of their culture.

When you like go say at a read, I would be like.

Disapointed you haven't worked that into more conversations to the annoying person who just went on vacation because I told you I know, but I would like, Here's.

One thing that not to be annoying, but like people annoy me about uh myself going on trips is the amount of comments I get that are like, you must make so much to get nuts.

It does drive me nuts because guess what the only.

Thing I like splurge on, which I don't even splurge because I'm frugal as fuck when I go in Morocco, because you got those splics for like two hundred dollars.

And then like I I walked up and down to this bus station in one city with my huge luggage on a in a city that's built like San Francisco, like it's hill hill hill on cobblestones.

I was that girl.

So anyways, I just keep my shit so on point with a budget, and I find deals and that's why I can afford to travel, because I feel like people think to go to a different country, you have to spend five thousand dollars.

Yeah, fucking right.

You do not have to spend that much money if you learn how to travel on a budget.

Now I will say that I am not good about that.

I do.

I am not.

But that's okay because I think people like are allowed to splurge on the things that they enjoy.

It's just that, like I like to travel a lot versus like just take one ay pay trip or whatever, and so like that's why I travel a lot is because.

I'm doing it cheap.

I mean, I was on a fucking train for seven hours one day, smushed in because I like last minute booked and didn't get like the first class seats, which were only like ten dollars more so that was my plan, and instead I got like the regular and I was shoved in there with like seven other people.

Whatever.

Anyways, I just had to vent for a second there.

I'm sick of people telling me that I must be so rich because like if you only knew what I witched.

Yeah, one other thing, I did finally watch that movie Materialist, because it's like free on HbA.

That movie sucks.

So it was so bad.

That's why I was asking you, sorry and Boilers, I guess talk about it, say, I said, and I said, have you watched?

I finally finished it last night.

That was the weirdest movie ever.

And not because I went into it knowing it wasn't going to be a rom com like they initially advertised, So I didn't even go into it thinking that they didn't build her relationship with Pedro Pascal at all.

It was literally they like hooked up and then she's like, I'm not in love with you.

Well yeah because from what we've seen you've hung out with them three times.

Yeah, they didn't build the relationship at all.

They had no chemistry.

Yeah.

It was so weird.

It was so terrible.

And then the ending.

Everything about that fucking movie was terrible.

It was can't you have that good of a cast in such a terrible movie?

That's what I thought too.

I was like I went into it expecting it to be good because the three main characters are really huge stars.

Yeah, and then I watched it and I was like, it felt like there were plot holes.

It felt like there were cliffhangers almost to an extent, like the way it ends with her getting a phone call about a job.

Yeah, it's just it's fun.

It was fucking weird and it wasn't.

Don't even come at me with it was artsy.

No it was.

No, I don't think it was.

It wasn't.

They're gonna say it was artsy because of the woman who did it, because she like is an artsy director or movie maker.

That one was not artsy.

Yeah, it was not thought out.

Well, also not thought out.

But I knew it going in because you always know that the movies on Netflix or Homemark or whatever are really bad.

Fucking My Secret Santa was so bad.

I put that on the background, But it really watch.

Yeah.

I kind of like started it intrigued by it, and then half I didn't finish it one night, and so I finished the rest like Saturday night, and I barely paid attention.

I did other things on my computer, and I was like, this was fucking stupid.

Oh it was stupid.

I'm sorry you liked it, but it was just I do like the corny, cheesy, like you can guess everything that's gonna happen kind of movie.

Yeah, but this one was just bad.

Yeah.

So anyways, I'm free a lot this weekend, so Palla and I will probably hang out at some point.

I'm going I am going to crash whatever I feel like crashing, whether you invited me or not.

I'm afraid the party to a holiday lights tour, let me tell you, because my friend gets does that usually once a season, and I go with kids.

Okay, so they should learn bringing.

They should probably learn everyone drinks.

They should learn at a young age how not to drink, which is what I will be in example of Jesus.

I would never do that.