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Are the podca a very non supportive bra?

Why did you just cover your arms like I can't look at your boobs now?

Because I could tell that's all you have been looking at clearly if you're asking that questions, and I ask is because I know you don't like to wear bras very often, or you do, but you wear you don't wear like you know your wired bra ever and I'm wearing like my most comfortable zero support but well, I guess it's one percent support or I wouldn't even bother.

But they just they looked like they were sitting on the they are in front of your that's alsok.

I have a hunch, so it always looks like they're just sitting on a table.

Now they really are.

Well, she really just lifted them full up and plopped them down right before this podcast started, I'm not kidding.

Seconds before the podcast started, I got a DM from a girl who said, just listen to the boob podcast.

Just wanted to say, the breast reduction and lift is the best decision I've ever made.

So you look so sun kiss.

What have you been doing.

Eating lots of milk chocolate?

And I think that it did you see my post, girl, can I actually, I'm so happy you brought that up.

Yes, because I bought the dark chocolate ones of those for the bachelorette party I had this weekend, and guess what, of course, like we had way too much food, so nobody ate it.

So now I have an entire container at home that I can't control myself with.

Yeah, they're if you're like what you're talking about.

I posted from Trader Joe's.

They have their own base basically like Little Riese's cups.

They have milk chocolate and dark chocolate.

A lot of people said dark chocolate's better.

I don't believe it for a second.

I feel like people get dark chocolate thinking it's healthier, and I'm just like it's all fat.

I'm just gonna get the milk chocolate.

I don't care.

Hot take, there are one thousand times better than Race's, like a thousand times better.

The peanut butter inside tastes like it's like whipped almost, like it's creamier.

It's better in every way.

Sorry, And then what other hot take?

First of all, huge response to posting those.

People love them.

Yeah, but everyone was like, get there even better if you put them in the freezer.

I have a hot take, Okay.

I don't like food put in the freezer to be like to quote unquote amplify it.

Lots of people will put like grapes, grapes, thin mints.

It's not even just because my teeth are sensitive.

I hate when chocolate is cold.

I think you have to let it defrost for just a slight few minutes before you eat it.

Maybe then why would I even put it in the freezer.

Because it does I think it elevates the taste of it.

I don't do anything in the freezer except for maybe grapes every once in a blue moon.

But then my dad always put his mounds candy bars in the freezer, and so I would eat those when I go to his house, and those are always delightful.

I don't like it.

I don't like I don't I want my chocolate to be like melt in your mouth, creamy.

I don't want to be hard and crumbly and thin melt.

And that's why when I get blizzards and stuff, I'll never get blizzards with like m and ms.

Oh my god, no, I would never.

I would maybe do a candy bar like a Snicker's in there, but even that's I.

Do agree it's on the too much when the eminem's are so hard in a blizzard.

But I do feel like that's usually what I get when I go get a mcflurry.

Yeah, I mean you only really have two options oreos.

I do a lot of an oriole usually, but a lot of people if you're if you do like that, like endless, people said, pop them in the freezer.

Okay, so I haven't.

I got the dark chocolate ones, so I haven't tried the milk chocolate.

I tried like eighty seven of them.

I'm a surprise there's any left, so I.

Will I'll need to try the milk chocolate because I wouldn't say that the dark chocolate are better than Reese's Cups yet, but maybe the milk.

Chocolate would prove that wrong.

I'll.

Yeah, That's why I thank anybody whey left that you could bring me one and leave me one.

You think I'm gonna have enough by tomorrow to bring.

You one grown, But I literally did a bit on the show today so I could give them away to Bailey.

I did like game.

I did a game because Bomb's birthday is also coming up next week and that motherfucker loves to talk about his birthday.

So I said, for every question you get right, and you get one tally of being able to talk about your birthday.

And every question Bailey got right, she got a peanut butter cup because I wanted them out of my house.

You could just give them to her.

No, No, it's gonna be a bit.

Okay, that's fair.

That's fair.

So this weekend or this week what did you?

You had a bachelorette but you did like a kind of a chill bachelorette, which, yeah, you Between me and you, the number of bridal bachelorette things we have.

I know we've talked about it already another podcasts, but it really August is the most amplified bridal season of my life.

I ended up having to say no to one of the weddings I had in August because it's when we're at the State Fair for the morning show in Milwaukee, and I thought, I'm gonna jet out as quick as I can drive down to Milwaukee all this stuff.

I am just two overwhelmed right now.

Summer has been crazy busy for me, and I was like, I can't do this to myself, and I love the two that are getting married so much.

Shout out Cammy if you ever hear this.

And so I'm very sad that I'm a it, but I just can't put myself in that position of trying to do it.

Last year, I had to go to my cousin's wedding on a Friday night and leave the next morning at like five am to also get to the fair for Saturday.

So I just took a step back and was like, you can't do everything all the time, Jen.

I feel like I came if I talked about this on the podcast, Jake really thinks I should get a hotel this year.

Yeah, for the fair, you told me on the phone, but we haven't talked about podcasts.

I couldn't remember, and I'd gone back and forth because it's frustrating to me to think about spending my own money to work for free at the fair.

But also I'm gonna test it because we obviously Thursday Friday.

I'm going to test it out, vibe on what the traffic is like, and if it really is going to take me like almost two hours to get there and get home, then I will probably get a hotel there.

Which also sucks because then I don't see my family for a week, and I don't want to.

Like some people are like, oh, that sounds like such a really relaxing.

It doesn't feel relaxing if I have because like then I'm just sitting there.

I don't have access to food.

I don't want to eat garbage food constantly.

I don't know.

I don't know how I feel about it.

We'll see.

I mean, man, I hate sitting through traffic so much.

I like, legitimately don't think if I ever had to go back to like a nine to five kind of job, I don't think I could be able to do it if it wasn't from home, because I would hate it with my whole heart.

So I mean, yeah, I don't know what it's going to be like.

I can't even say some sort of prediction because I don't know what the lane is cut down to, like two instead of four on ninety four.

Yikes, this is jenn and I saying don't go this year, you know, save yourself.

It's not traffic's going to be awful, just like, just don't.

Turn up there lesbile on the road for us, which is so selfish but funny, I guess for us.

Do you happen to have a cane?

No, like a walking cane.

My mom might.

Okay, I might need to borrow deb rehos.

I mean I think she might use it.

I don't know if she can loan it to you indefinitely.

Well, just like a week why, I got injured playing cakeball.

No, okay, absolutely not.

Literally go to the Goodwill.

You know they have them there for probably five dollars.

And I do have crutches, so realistically, I could probably just use.

A crud you do to injure yourself.

Nothing besides be a good third base backup, Okay, our third baseman had to run somewhere else.

I went to cover third.

This guy came charging at me at about one hundred miles per hour.

That's not I did not.

It's someone okay, maybe eighty somewhat likely, but he did not stop whatsoever.

Charged right into me.

I'm not kidding you.

I'm pretty sure my entire left thigh is going to be bruised in the next couple of days.

He hit me so hard it hit my knee.

My back hurts so bad.

This morning, I was like, oh my gosh, I could barely move.

I have never gotten hurt like that in a game before, and I'm playing, so I just subbed on my friend's team.

And this league is very intense, and I'm walking off the field like limping, yes, and nobody's paying attention to me because there was like a bad call and there was arguing and there was all this craziness and I'm like, I got a man up right now.

Yeah, I'm in fucking pain.

Did the guy say sorry?

Hell?

Okay?

Because the team we were playing, to be fair, I was told they're literally the worst team to play in the league.

The coach will grab players and slap them when he gets pissed.

It's crazy.

I'm telling you.

This league is in tech.

I would never play in a league like.

That, yes, And so I, yeah, I tried to man up.

I also made a couple like really bad mistakes that I should have never made in my life for having played kickball so often, and so I just was like, I can't woss out, and like they have to have three girls on the field, so if I will sell, they don't have enough girls to play.

So I've just been limping around with this bum leg now brutal, And I really did wake up this morning thinking I need to go find my crushes and use a crutch to get around because it hurts so bad.

And all I also wanted to do was work out today because I've been a lazy pos since Thursday because I got a blowout with my hair.

I wanted the blowout to last a long time, and if I work.

Out, it doesn't.

And that's greasy right now, that's not what I'm looking at.

I said, you looked right at my roots.

Well you said you haven't had a blow I haven't had your hair cleaned in like a month, so I was just seeing and it didn't let it take it?

And where did you get that from?

Well, even washed it?

I said, I haven't.

I got a blowout on Thursday.

What do you mean?

I've got it washed Thursday with my blowout that was like four days ago.

So I haven't been working out.

Yeah.

So I feel like a fat bitch and now I'm a fat bitch that's injured.

Okay, Well that is a bad combo for you, because then you can't feel less fat about yourself.

I know, I wish I could relate to someone who did pilates already today.

I haven't done it like two weeks but today I did so I can easily brag like you're this pilates girl.

You are, you would relate to this.

Though there's this one move.

It's not going to make sense to any other person.

I'm going to physically demonstrate it for you.

Okay, have you okay envision or reformer?

Yep, it's like it looks like a bed.

At the end there's a bar.

Okay, the like actual part your body Layson can move because their springs can go forward and backward.

Okay, so do this move today where you're sitting on the bar facing the reformer, your feet are on the reformer.

Okay, you push your legs all the way straight out, so now you're just using your triceps to hold you up on the reformer, and you have to shoot your legs back up and shoot your butt back up over the bar where you're almost like you're in like a v kind of Okay.

Do you know how hard when you have a fat ass that is to clear your butt to clear it over the bar without it just hitting it.

I did it today.

I was very proud of myself, and I even said the instructor she's like, oh my food, tab, you did it.

Did it because it's like a hard move.

I said, yeah, I'm butt barely cleared that bar, and I thought about you.

I was like, there's no way that ass would clear that bar because my butt is not does it stick out a ton, it's wide.

I'm wide big, you're out bubble big.

Yeah, thanks for bringing that up.

I used to have trauma when people said I had a bubble butt in elementary school.

But that is a weird thing to say to an elementary school student.

So they say it to me, like to my face.

They talked about me in music class, and then I heard from another girl that Courty Lloyd said I had a bubble butt when I was in music in that elementary was why I don't remember anything mean.

I know, mean things happened, but I don't remember mean things in elementary.

I remember that kind of stuff starting in like middle school.

Oh, we were like in the counselor's office with a group of like five to six of us constantly because one of the girls was like always causing drama and the.

Rest of us.

I was like, what the hell, that's so Wisconsin.

I know.

I just well, good for you and your butt, thank you, so congratulations.

So I do I did.

We get an email that I was like, you know what, A lot of people have actually been commenting on my post and asking about this, so I guess I'll like comment on it.

Where do I save your emails?

Right here?

Says Hey, Fallon, saw your post from Akadia, which looked amazing by the way, but I noticed you aren't showing all of space.

Curious if there's a reason behind that, maybe the new law about having to pay kids and posts if it makes money.

I don't know how social media payments work, but I would assume you'd make anything on a normal post question mark, or you wouldn't make anything on normal post.

And Jake is still sharing pictures of her just fan follower listener being nosy.

She's so cute and it's been fun to watch her grow.

And I've had a handful of people ask me that as well, like why the heart?

Why the heart?

First of all, Jake doesn't have the same following as I do.

At some point I may have the conversation with him to maybe make his profile private or something, or just let him choose some people.

So I'll go over the speculation that's gone on with it.

So some people think it's what she said, which there is a new law, and you don't have a kid, Jenny, you probably don't know that it passed in Minnesota, which I was curious how a lot of influencers are going to proceed.

Oh yeah, it's I don't have all the details, but basically it's like they cannot be used for more than thirty percent if so, like you have to be they have to be paid.

You can't be using your child's likeness for free to make money.

And then at certain ages, certain things change with that.

So Dylan, my step son, is seventeen, and I don't necessarily overly show Dylan, which I'm going to get into that too, because that was a whole other thing that pissed me off.

But Dylan doesn't care, and Dylan's old enough that I can ask him, so I'm not not showing her because of that.

I've been conscious since all of was a baby, I think, and everything you learn and grow, right, So when she was a baby, there were a couple of partnerships I did that were based around her being a baby, and then part of me felt like kind of gross about that, and I was like, I don't really want to do things that are ads just based on her.

It made me feel kind of gross.

So you live and you learn.

So that doesn't mean she isn't a part of videos that I do.

If we're going to a Twins game, we're a family, she's gonna be there.

I had already filmed the Twins video, honestly, like over a month ago, so her face was already shown, and I had actively chosen to not show her face anymore at that point.

Then other people thought, Oh, it's because maybe all of us asked her not to show.

All of doesn't know.

At five years old, she doesn't understand social media yet, so she has not.

But I do know that some people will post, Hey, my kid gave me permission to post this.

I haven't asked oll Of for permission.

I think she'd probably say yes, honestly because she likes attention.

I don't have an exact reason other than I've questioned it for a very long time.

It's always been on my mind of should I be doing this?

Should I not?

I just love my daughter so much.

She's so beautiful.

I think the majority of people are good people.

But the final like I think trigger for me is has honestly been AI and I think it's fucking creepy.

Yeah, and I don't want people taking photos of my daughter, and I don't know that anyone would.

But I also I'm like, you know, you can't sell people, you know, from doing things.

Yeah, but I was just like, hey, I is so creepy because you make videos and stuff now.

So I was like, it's not that I'll never show her again, it's not.

I just for right now, I'm just like not showing her as much, very little.

There's no way she'll not be in certain things, like and I did discover you can make posts on Instagram just like your Instagram stories were only your close friends see.

Yeah, I saw you post something.

So with that, I did post photos from our trip, but only like my close friends can see them.

I didn't realize you could do that on actual posts.

I knew you could onn stories.

And then going into Dylan just a minute, someone I didn't talk about this, but around every year, around Father's Day, I make a video with a collection of videos of taking throughout the year of Jake with the kids.

And someone's like, doesn't he have a son this year?

On the video and I'm like, yep, he's featured like three or four times in it, and they're like and then people start commenting back and forth.

Someone's like and I go, he's in there, and they're like, well, I don't see him anywhere.

And then another person was like, I see him a couple of times, but not three or four.

And I deleted the whole post because I was like, I'm I was about to defend myself to a person.

Yeah, So let me be clear in case people do wonder, I have a stepson.

He is with us fifty percent of the time.

In that fifty percent of the time, he is a seventeen year old, he has a job.

He also prefers hanging out with his friends.

So of the fifty percent, and he has school fifty percent of the time that we have him, he's with us, like we see him physically a minimal amount of time.

And if you ever had a teenager, you know that they don't necessarily love of being in photos and videos.

They're like, oh fine, you know, And Dylan, I would say, I would argue has less of the teen inks than most teens, so he will play along and let me do stuff occasionally.

The man that pissed me off, it's been most people are like chill about things, but I don't know if it's like I don't know, I never know.

I feel like sometimes sometimes I feel like some of the no, I gotta be careful what I say because I don't want to offend people.

I want to help you, but I don't know what you're.

I think that people that are new to me through the television don't know my life as well, so I think that they question a lot of things, and I think that they say things that immediately come to their mind without realizing maybe they're rude.

Whereas a lot of the people who listen to radio have been with me for a really long time.

They followed the story or their evolution, so they're more respectful.

Because like with TV, i've heard this in general, like TV viewers right really mean things to women about what they wear, what they look like, and I don't get it like that.

I just get backhanded things all the time.

Like I got an email the other day like found you're such a great sidekick and you really should continue to wear your hair back because you do have a beautiful face.

Thank you for telling me how to wear my hair.

And also your dresses should be altered you're too short, they're too long, and I just delete the email.

I'm like, I'm not going to respond to that.

But I've said probably one million times I rent my dresses because it'd be wild to be able to buy clothes for TV constantly, So no, I won't be altering them.

And I am five two, so a lot of them will be too long.

The good news is I war them for one hour, and I assume the one to two extra inches of material that are on the floor won't really fuck your entire day up, so it's probably okay.

I just imagine that those people are sitting at home and they don't have jobs, and they are watching the TV, and they're thinking, hmm, what can I make a conversational piece because I literally have nothing else to do with my day, and it's your two inches of dress ballin' I'm sacking your life.

Is my little bit of hair that hangs over my face a little bit because I sit at a weird angle on the television.

Jason's desk faces forward, so he's always straightforward.

My couch is to the side, so I'm almost always at an angle.

Like it's just how it's how it works.

So anyway, I just think that there's like a little bit of difference.

And I'm first of all, I'm thankful for like the whole TV audience and everything, that whole part of my life has been a blessing.

But I like most of the time I delete all that stuff and hold it in and don't really share it.

And I've gotten so good about not responding to those comments and literally just deleting the email or deleting the comment because I think I've shared it on here Before.

I used to go back and reread things and like retrigger myself, which is so unhealthy, and now I've gotten better about that.

But some things are just wild to me.

I just can't imagine a world where I would email Elizabeth Rice at Twin City's Live, like, Elizabeth, I noticed some of your dresses are a little bit too long, Like that is insane behavior to me.

I wouldn't even post that on a Miley Cyrus post, knowing she would never see it.

I wouldn't be like y'all think Miley's dress is a little too long.

I don't know.

I have to like balance out too on TV because it's like my job is to comment on celebrities on The Jason Show.

But part of me is like, I don't want to be a bitch.

I don't want to be like the people that drive me crazy, right, I know.

I think about that too when we get all like gossip beyond Dave's dirt and stuff, and I'm like, these people will hopefully never hear it.

Yeah, and they're real people too, though, Yeah, are real people.

Well, you know I am a professional model now after I did one photo shoot on Friday night.

So you you've done other You did a photo shoot with my husband, You've been a professional mottow.

True, that's the only other one I've done that.

Jenny and Jake, by the way, that did make it sound like they did like a sexual ad together.

And I don't even remember how we all got connected to do it.

It was four of us for a Tesla company.

I don't even know.

But anyways, you're right, I have done other ones, but now that I am fully a professional model, if you need me to be featured on your Instagram page more because you need more content, I'm willing and I'm able, and I am free, and I have bathing suits.

I actually thought about this other day, me in a bathing suit.

Yeah, because it is funny, because I do think if you just started today moving forward, you did all of your content in a bathing suit, yeah, I'd blow up.

Yeah, I'm not trying to be like a sexist.

I think your followers would increase like they would multiply so very quickly.

The most recent comment I got on that super booblicious swimsuit photo I posted like a week and a half ago.

Wow, those are great tits.

That was the most recent comment.

And then that same person went to the real I put together of that influencer retreat and said, love when you shake those titties.

See, those are the kind.

So now, though, if I am constant bathing suit content, it's going to be constant and stuff like that.

But you're right, I only have maybe like one or two good years left of these boobs, so I probably should maybe take advantage of that.

And actually, so I don't buy.

I am not easily influenced by ads, but I have bought a couple things off of TikTok shop, and I'm also skeptical of that.

I hate TikTok Shop.

I've had nin you've had bad experiences.

I, however, got that one fleece that both have off TikTok shop.

And I think I paid less for it than you did from getting it from AM.

I think you did.

And I got it quicker, like way quicker than you talk shop.

When you saw that I was wearing it one, You're like, you already guy yours.

So there's that.

But then I ordered the two swimsuits, and I ordered this two piece set that.

A bunch of girls on Love Island were wearing.

Oh my good.

So I started getting that.

Listen, you gotta find inspoll everywhere yet.

And so I ordered that, and then I ordered some earians and literally it was three packs of earrings, five pairs on each set of packs, so like fifteen pairs total, the two swimsuits and the dress a top set or skirt top set.

Thirty five dollars total for all of that.

Yeah, and it was crazy.

Well, it's not that crazy since it's coming from children in a sweatshop in a foreign country.

I need to do more research on that.

Back, I didn't quean, okay, but it's.

The same stuff that you can get off of Amazon.

Yeah, that's also a lot of fast fashion.

I'm guilty of it too.

Well, here's the only reason I really brought it up because we were talking about bathing suits and I was like, there's no way in hell that these bathing suits are going to fit me.

They actually fit, like pretty much perfectly.

I'll be the judge of that.

No, seriously, one of those shorts fit you too.

I'm gonna tell you what.

They mildly fit pop it loosely fit.

One I will say, is more of your cheeky look.

So it's basically a thong on me.

Yep, Are you wearing that to the bachelorette weekend?

Yeah?

No, I won't be able to because that's got it's like a white and blue floral, so it's got white in it.

Be disrespectful.

I'm only wearing white all weekend for Tina's bachelorette party.

You know, I hosted this bachelrette party of this past weekend.

And if you are a male listening to this, or maybe you're a female who doesn't have friends that do shit like this, but you send like mood boards of what that wants people, Okay, in the past, like fifty years right, Yeah, so I.

Send it out to all the girls of what we should wear.

And Tony, our friend who's gay, I was like, you bitch, just be doing this for.

All of your things now.

Like I was looking at this like I don't know what to wear, and I'm like, all right, Tony, you do, You're fine.

But I'll be honest.

One of the girls showed up to dinner and I said, specifically for dinner, please avoid wearing anything that like has white.

Whereas the picnic park, I was like, if you have a floral dress and there's white in it, that's fine.

And honestly, one of the.

Girls had like, uh, what looks pretty white to me in the restaurant, but then out in the light it was definitely tan.

But I wouldn't.

I just like, wouldn't wear something that was even.

An off shade of white.

You know what I'm saying.

I just feel like that is like, anyways, she looks great.

I don't think anyone paid attention to it besides me, But that's because I was in charge of everything.

I did tell Tina, since I'm marrying her, I will be wearing white.

But she person marrying her.

Yeah, but she said that she would love that because she is she hates the idea of the attention being on her, so she's actually well I've threatened a few different things that I'm gonna wear for the attention on me.

I think.

I Well, at one point I said I was gonna wear full scuba suits.

It's on the beach pass out in the middle.

It would still be about me, though, because people would have to give me a resuscitation situation and then have to cut the bodysuit off of me.

It'd be so tidy, wouldn't able to roll it off of me.

Okay, I might still stick with that one, actually, but I like that minus the fact that you would literally have you ever gone been in a wetsuit before?

Oh, that's the only time I know interest.

No, no, no, I haven't.

I was gonna say, I feel like you would have done maybe some kind of activity in your travels that would involve a wetsuit, and maybe not because you're not like a you don't care to ever learn how to scooba do No, I have no desire.

I don't care.

I do want to do that.

And my one snorkeling experience, I just my bat got burnt really bad.

Well, you don't ever wear a wetsuit to snorkel.

No, I was hunched in the sun, and I also was a little like I get it, you can't touch the sea turtles, but I have no photos to prove that I was swimming with turtles.

Oh, Like I was like, shouldn't that be part of the experience, Like someone takes a couple of picks underwater, I should have where were you Mexico?

And then also maybe not in Mexico.

And then also the partner I had at the time, I just kept taking on water in his snorkel math and he just kept like choking and like coming up for air, and I was like having to keep look to see.

I was like, stick it to your face, Tom trying.

You're like, won't It was so disasterus.

I'm like, get me out of here.

This is awful.

I wore I rented a wetsuit for the first triathlon I ever did because it was really cold weather.

It was September and it had gotten cold for like a week.

Yeah, so last minute I'm like, I'm gonna freeze, and so I get the wetsuit.

They say, don't put a wetsuit on and try it for the first time the day of the race.

So I go to Bidet Macska, try to get into it, get in the get in the ocean the lake, and I'm like, this is this is not it?

I hate it.

I hated it so much.

And I get there the day of the race and I'm talking to some other people who were clearly done triathlons before.

They're like, where whatever you think is going to feel comfortable?

Yeah, And I'm like, you're right.

I'm the string bikini.

Yeah that's what I did.

And they were like, not that, go put something else.

I actually like being free in the water, so I'm going straight nude.

But I probably should have wore the wetsuit because I did have a mild panic attack when I got in the water because it was so cold that shots my body.

And within like fifty yards, someone else like you take your cap off to signal to the lifeguards that you need help, and you basically need to be taken out of the race.

And this girl started freaking out.

Her friends like put her on her back, and well we're kind of holding her up and stuff, and I am like, oh my god, oh no, I.

Should have worn the wetsuitt.

But anyways, I was fine.

I got through the mild panic attack and then I basically just doggy paddle the whole way.

You do what you gotta do.

You do what you gotta do.

I'm never if I continue to ever do a triathlon again, because I've done two, I'm never gonna be good at the swimming part.

I don't understand how people can swim in a straight line in the dark water.

I can swim in a straight line and clear water in a pool.

I'm very good at that.

I grew up swimming in a pool, but lake, no.

Anytime I tried, all of a sudden, I'm veering way to the right, and I'm like, now I'm off course and I just added distance to the swim.

Jake's been training, you know, like I told you.

So he goes to Lifetime and swims and he'll swim for like thirty straight minutes or whatever, which feels like a lot to me.

And he gives me updates on his improvements, and I'm like, I want to be supportive, but I do not understand swimming terms.

Meters mean nothing to me.

I don't know like what that means.

I don't know if that's good that time, Like, I don't.

It doesn't make any sense to me.

So I'm like, good.

Job, I just would I couldn't tell you what it is now, but I would map out the distance of the swim portions of my triathlons and then do that in lapse in the pool, like I was able to do the math of it, and then I would look at the time, like they always have a digital clock right there, so I'd always started at a specific time and know how long it took me.

Yeah, but of course in the pool, I'm like a fucking fish, just boom and then in the leg, all of a sudden, I'm drowning.

Oh god, that's how I feel like I would be too, to be fair, Yeah, have you been watching The Hunting Wives or did you watch it?

I started?

I started the first episode last night up until my new episode of The Gilded Age came out, so I stopped it.

So I truly only saw probably the first twenty ish minutes of the first episode.

I don't think anything I'm going to say is going to reveal any spoilers or anything.

But man, talk about another show that me, who is way too horny, should not be watching.

Well right now, I haven't gotten anything, but I know it's getting there, Like because everyone said it's just very very They said, like gratuitously sexual.

So I mean the first like ten minutes you see the main girl's boobs, she gets naked in the bathroom.

Which can I okay, since you have seen that, Yeah, and this is not a spoiler.

She just gets naked in the bathroom.

Can I tell you the flaw of that scene?

But you're telling me that at.

Your own fucking house, you're digging through a bathroom looking for a pad and you're asking someone for a pad.

Yeah, I thought it was weird because I honestly thought she was didn't live there and was trying to exell something and got caught or something.

So I do think that that's a little bit weird.

So I feel like that was bad writing of that portion, but I know it was just try to introduce the two characters.

Yeah, whatever, But I was like, that bitch knows where there's pads in that house.

It's her, fucking ey.

It's gonna basically be it's basically a soap opera, but with like a lot of people you actually know, star wise, and lots of sex, sex, and it's leaning into the Texas guns Republican e vibe or conservative vibe I guess it is.

And the one, Britney Snow, the lead.

She is not into that.

She's from Boston, so she feels very out of place in this new environment.

I question, because I'm on episode I'll be on episode five now, I question how I was gonna feel about it, because you have your rights to your guns, but I'm not a gun person.

But things kind of like twist and turn and stuff, So I won't say anything else.

But anyways, I think it's a great show.

I just am too fucking.

Single to be watching that and being as horny as I am.

What do you think I did after I watched an episode.

Went to bed and shut up.

All right, that's our time.

Thanks for listening, have a great week.