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Speaker 1

All right, welcome to that I'm Still Fun podcast back after a lovely Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2

Calen just started and she was like, I'm hungry.

I'm getting hungry.

We didn't say that in the podcast, but right before you hit the mic, you did.

And let me tell you something I did yesterday that I'm actually pretty proud of myself for this.

So I live just blocks away from a McDonald's.

Like so close to McDonald's be so dangerous for me in the how many years have I lived in my house now I was twenty twenty five, Like three and a half years i've lived in my house.

Speaker 3

I've only gone to that McDonald's one time.

That's crazy, right, And I.

Speaker 2

Was just having a day yesterday and I had had a couple bloody Mary's on Saturday and a fireball shooter and I felt like garbage yesterday.

So at about six pm, I'm like, you know what, MAM's treating herself to some das.

Yeah, okay, well I didn't really want to because I feel like McDonald's has gotten so expensive, but let me tell you that, like the app is so clutch.

I got a free quarter pounder Bree.

Speaker 1

I know Jeff from the Jason show constantly like uses that, and he's like, I get free fries and stuff all the time, and I never downloaded why.

Speaker 3

I don't know.

It's like everyone says, it's amazing.

Speaker 2

Yeah, because do you order ahead if you do like a Starbucks or something like that, because I alway the time.

Yeah, yeah, for coffee shops like that, I always order ahead.

So I knew you could do that with McDonald's because I think the only time I have been there, I waited so long in that line and I was like, I'm not in the mood for that.

I'm gonna do the order ahead.

And then I'm like in the app and I'm like, oh, I could do this, I could do that whatever, and so I like tried to figure out financially what was the best choice.

So yeah, the free quarter pounder and then I got some fries and a mcflurry.

Speaker 1

Now, did you order that for the right date?

Yes, Now this goes back to Jenny drunkenly ordering forty thousand dollars worth of pizza one night, uh huh and never showing up and then like a week later, the woman calling to confirm she wanted the order she had placed.

Yeah, for a totally different date.

Speaker 2

Well, to be fair, it was so that was a Saturday evening when I was quite intoxicated and Domino's had closed at that point.

But drunk Jenny didn't really understand that concept.

She just assumed that, like I passed out on my couch and someone stole my Dominoes off of my front porch.

So then it was the next night, Sunday night, at like nine pm, I had that call me like, just want to confirm, and man, the embarrassment I felt as I called that woman back and You're like, oh my bad.

Speaker 3

Yeah, I'm gonna do that, that's all me.

Speaker 2

But no, I was completely sober when I made this order for McDonald's and it was delightful.

And normally I'm a Taco Bell girl y when it comes to feeling hungover, but McDonald's just felt like what it was, what was going to hit yes, and it did.

Speaker 3

It really did.

Proud of you.

Speaker 1

I sent Jake to McDonald's on Thanksgiving to get me food, which people are like, because I like, this is such a stupid complaint, but I cannot stand that Jake Stanley does dinner Thanksgiving and drives me insane because and it's not their fault.

Speaker 3

That is what they did.

Speaker 1

But my whole life, we did what I find to be the superior Thanksgiving move, which is you do it around lunch, so then you have it at lunch and then you have it again at dinner for leftovers.

And I can't force them to change their ways, and I just so I just complain every year on the radio behind the scenes.

Speaker 3

So I and I'm like.

Speaker 1

I don't want to eat a lot that day because I'm going to go in that night.

So what I end up doing is not eating like at all, getting pissy.

Then the dinner situation makes me angrier, which is stupid.

It's just because I'm angry.

And so finally was like, some McDonalds are open, we you just get McDonald's.

Because Jake was going to grab something else, so he goes the one by us was closed.

He got Ham at Cub instead for a ham sandwich.

Speaker 3

I ate it.

Oh, so he didn't even get you McDonald's.

There wasn't any McDonald's open.

I guess you're sorry.

It was fine, So.

Speaker 1

I am jealous of you McDonald's adventure.

Speaker 3

Yeah.

Speaker 1

But speaking of drinking, I found what is now maybe one of my top five cocktails.

Speaker 3

In the Twin Cities tell me more.

Speaker 1

So we I have wanted because this other podcast I listen to, this girl is like, oh, I always get like and I pronounced it wrong.

I thought it was lee chi, but I think it's leichi actually Martini's, and I don't like a martini, It's.

Speaker 3

Way too alcoholic.

Speaker 1

But also people like I love the look of it.

I'm like, God, I wish I liked a martini with like olives.

Speaker 3

But I just don't.

Speaker 1

I feel sophisticated it does, and I like alllives.

But anyway, so I kept seeing this girl, this girl Fall.

She had talked about him a few times, and she was like, it just makes it a little sweeter, and I was like, oh, maybe I would like that better.

And so the only places I could find this type of drink were it seemed like predominantly at like Asian restaurants like nicer ones, and so I was like, oh, okay, I gotta try.

At some point, never ended up trying it, and then I bought all the crap to make my own leichi margarita's and I got like the leichi stuff from the Asia mall and it didn't turn out okay.

So we take my step son Dylan to Manny's for his eighteenth birthday because we were like, let's do a fancy ass We never do our family, never as a fancy dinner.

Yeah, like Jake's hope.

We usually just make a dinner together in someone hosts.

So we're like and everyone's like, hell, yeah, let's do it.

Evam and and Manny's in years and I see it on the menu, I'm like, fuck it, Oh my god.

Speaker 3

It was so.

Speaker 1

I was drunk after one.

Drunk after one, I ordered a second and everyone loved it.

They were like, oh my god, we never get to see you liquor it up.

And I'm like, they're like, now you can share all your secrets.

I'm like, I don't keep any and they all were like, you're right, you literally don't keep it.

And I was like so, but it was delightful.

So it's the Lichi martini and I thought I ordered, I go, I'm good out with ja.

I I'm gonna hate it.

It's gonna be too strong.

It was, and I don't like overly sweet drinks.

Speaker 3

It was perfection.

Yeah.

Speaker 2

I did see you post an Instagram story and I couldn'tell if you were hammered in it or now I was I could I could tell that, like you were getting a little loosey goosey, but I wasn't sure at what point.

Speaker 3

You were at.

Yeah, we had a lot going on this weekend.

Speaker 1

I Jenny texted me because she was super horned up because she got some marketplace sales.

Yeah, and I'm just telling Jake and I'm like, oh, Jenny, so horns you got marketplace sales.

And this is like Jenny and I's thing.

When we make a sale on marketplace or you find something really good, we get.

Speaker 3

So like just excited.

Speaker 1

So then I put up the K Pop demon Hunter's costume that I just had sitting on the counter, sold it.

Yeah, I was hype.

Then I go to I go I posted this on stories.

Let me tell you something, I am the biggest Christmas tree influencer in the entire world.

No im not, But let me tell you how I know I am.

Now, So I go target.

I posted on my stories.

Sorry if you already heard the story.

The tree beautiful study.

It's like the kind that goes white lights, little tiny like fairy lights, not the big ones, to beautiful, colorful ones because we usually just have the white lights, but I didn't know if I want a little pizazz.

You know, last year, Jake and I saw this Phillips tree at tarje It was sold out because it was like fifty percent off.

I see it again, I'm like, oh my god, it's fifty percent off.

There's actually a guy working right there.

That never happens.

I didn't have to go look for anyone.

He goes, yeah, grab it.

You're gonna have this display when to get an extra thirty percent off?

So I got the fifty percent off and thirty percent off.

So I got this five hundred dollars tree, like one hundred and sixty dollars.

Speaker 3

Oh yeah, get it home.

Speaker 1

I thought it was seven and a half feet.

It was nine feet, so it was even better steal.

So then I'm like, I'm I'm like horned up too, because this is a great deal I got.

So then I post it and everyone's like, well, what's the link?

And I'm like, oh shit, okay.

So I have like a little shot my account, which is kind of like people use where they get like a little bit of commission.

Target does not like they give shit commission.

Here's an example, so I don't make this is not a way I make money, by the way, because it's such a little amount of money, but I'll do it because I'm like, I post enough links, why not get a tiny kick back?

Right, so Abercrombie or like, if you do anthropology you get like fifteen percent of the sale.

That's a really good one.

Target you get four percent, you get nothing.

But you can see how many I sold over like sixty trees from my link zayl.

Speaker 4

Because it was a really good deal.

Speaker 1

I mean, just you know, I mean I made absolutely basically I think I made like ten dollars out of all that was nothing.

Speaker 4

But it was still like I could not believe.

Speaker 1

I was like, I have a Christmas tree.

Even Jason Matheson's like I bought one.

Speaker 3

I was like, that's great.

Speaker 2

I know I have quite I don't have a space for like that tall of a tree even probably like the seven foot one or whatever.

Yeah, but when you posted the video of it, I was pretty up.

Speaker 3

I was obsessed with it.

Speaker 1

It is very very it is I've left it better and it's really good now.

But also I have to tell you something that is like I don't think it's every man, but it is very Jake so people make comments sometimes like oh, doesn't that make Jake insecure?

Does that like does that concern it?

For instance, they took a picture of Jake and they created an AI video out of him for like a Jason Show segment.

Okay, and Eric the guy was like, I'm the photographer who does it.

He was like, Hey, I'm sorry and ask your permission first.

I hope Jake's okay.

And I was like, Jake is the most secure person I've ever met, that would never bother him.

And so we're driving yesterday and we drop all of off at a birthday party.

We've never dropped her off and left, but it was like at a public place.

I think I'd still be too insecure to do at someone's house.

And we just had nothing.

We're like, we don't even know what to do with these two hours, like it's not oftimes like go see a movie or something.

So anyway, we were driving and I looked at Jake and I go, Jake, are you insecure about anything?

Speaker 3

And he goes, no, Wow.

Speaker 1

The most honest response ever, and I could I started dying laughing.

Speaker 4

And then he started laughing and I go, what's it like?

And he goes, I guess.

Speaker 2

Pretty freeing it is, but I mean, I feel like there's a little bit of a difference between which it goes hand in hand with him not being insecure.

But it's also the fact that Jake is a very like life is what it is, maybe kind of person, where like he can go with the flow if something, if something hits the fan, he can handle it.

He's so so chill, right, So I feel like that is kind of like how people who don't have a ton of insecurities their mindset is period and I am very jealous of it because I.

Speaker 3

Don't have that.

Oh my gosh.

But yeah, I've told you this before.

Speaker 1

We like did like one of these games and you go in a circle and you like say things you like about people or whatever.

And one of my sister in laws said that they are actually might have been davy.

He's like, I love how confident you are.

Speaker 3

And I was like, what the fuck?

Speaker 1

And then everyone's like what And I'm like, I am so insecure and everyone That's when I learned people perceive me as confident, because they were all like, no, You're like really confident.

Speaker 3

I'm like, that is wild to me.

Speaker 1

But it's like I think it's I think it's because I just say what I feel that that gives off a confidence.

But I think that that's just like an ignorance of me not thinking before I speak.

Speaker 3

I think it's that.

Speaker 2

But it's also got to do with the fact that, like you can just go on a radio microphone or on a television show and you can just like speak and have a good time and not think twice, whereas everyone else, for the most part, has some sort of public speaking fear, and I think people will quit confident with people who can speak super well.

Speaker 3

Okay, maybe yeah, I was like, yeah.

Speaker 2

No, I mean I know you well enough now, But like I would have said the exact same thing about you when I first ever knew you.

I thought every single one of you guys on the Morning Show.

I think when it comes down to it, minus Jake, most people have insecurities.

Speaker 3

Most people do.

We can put on.

Speaker 2

A front, or not necessarily a front, but we can do what we do in our lives and same confident, but there's some sort of insecurities deep down.

Speaker 3

Yeah.

Speaker 1

See, you think like I would think, because I've just heard other guys say it, like maybe his insecurity would be like he's not super tall.

Yeah he doesn't care.

Yeah, he just doesn't care.

It's like he's like, why would I care about that?

Like it doesn't affect me at all.

Speaker 2

Did you ever see the movie Materialists?

It's with Bunny you mention it.

Speaker 1

It's free on HBO now And I just started yesterday because Jake took all of skiing and I was like, oh, I'm gonna watch this movie.

But I didn't get through it all.

I got to I'm pretty early in basically, then I it's not towards the end, so I won't bring it up.

But I mean, the whole premise, I know what happens, Okay, I saw the TikTok video of like what Pedro Pascal's thing is, like all surgery he had done, yes, So I mean, but the whole movie itself, without spoiling things, is just about like the main character.

She is like a matchmaker and she sets up people and it's so I mean, it's called Materialists because it is very materialistic, with like what you want and these qualities you want in people, and so much of it has to do with height.

And I'm not going to sit and say that like I don't care about someone's height, but like I have dated some I dated someone who is pretty much the same height as me and I'm five seven, so it's like, you know, that's like kind of.

Speaker 3

Short for a guy.

Speaker 2

Yeah, but I can see where all these people were coming off as, so I don't know, conceited and full of themselves because of these standards.

But like you know, some people just like are not going to be super turned on by someone who's like six inches shorter than that.

Speaker 1

Guy who was like the shortest guy you did.

Was he good in bed?

Speaker 3

Yes?

Speaker 1

Okay, So this is the other truth and theory.

I think I think that shorter guys they feel like maybe they have to make up for it a little bit.

Speaker 3

Okay.

I don't know if.

Speaker 1

That's true, but I think, like not always, because I've been with like some taller guys that were like deese, you know.

Speaker 3

Yeah, but I think that there is something to it.

Speaker 2

I don't know if i'd agree with that based off of my own experience, because I think a lot of like how you are in the bedroom is based on your confidence, and so you know, you say, Jake is confidence, yeah, and he's short, so like but he's got confidence, you know, yeah, whereas like I definitely feel like some of the worst sex I've ever had in my life was with this one guy that was like pretty short, and I don't know why I allowed it to happen a few times.

Speaker 3

Whereas like taller guys I have.

Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2

I mean, I'm sure there's still something maybe that correlates, but I think it more so has to do with how confident you feel in the bedroom because probably but then those guys are also fuck heads sometimes I know, like they're just they're lazy, They're like lazy, yeah, because they they're so confident.

I feel like I don't know, I just I can't even remember anything anymore.

I can't remember my sexual past barely at all.

Well, I can't remember the worst ones, but oh that you've had.

Speaker 3

I thought you were going to say that.

Speaker 2

I was like, you remember, No, I can't remember teeth teeth.

It was a combination of when I was sort of seeing two.

Speaker 1

Guys and so Steve and I created a name between the they were.

I guess you can you could probably imagine what one of the names is.

Speaker 3

Some teeth, yep, yep.

I don't remember the t one though, but.

Speaker 2

No, just because we're on the subject of sexual intercourse.

Speaker 3

I don't like that.

Speaker 2

Because I couldn't really think of what I was trying to say, so I just didn't like that.

But the weirdest sex I think I ever had is it the one I know you know of this, Yeah, this is not a news story to you, but it was with someone who was very good in bed and was such a giver, Like such a giver, didn't didn't ask, didn't want anything from me most of the time, just give, give, give, But the weird part was like he'd give, give, give, and then when he was ready for his turn, it was like, do you like that hard penis?

Speaker 3

No pee peep?

Why do you say penis?

Do you like that hard peepee?

Baby talk?

Speaker 2

And I was like what, Like I thought it was a mistake the first time I came out, but then it happened multiple times after that, and it was so uncomfortable to me that, like, minus the fact that we got along really well, had some fun dates, had good sex.

Outside of that, I couldn't see has a hard peepee And I had to be like, I'm out, can't And I ended things.

Speaker 1

No matter how giving you are, which is rare in this day and age.

Katy Katy Pergees, Kasey Musgraves have has songs the Giver and the Taker and you know, some giveth and some taketh and.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I feel like it depends on where I'm at in the relationship.

If I'm a giver, a taker or anuff and maker, a muffin maker.

Can you imagine you're just like bent over making muffins while they're doing you from behind?

Speaker 1

Yeah, I think there's a porn like that or two.

Probably there probably is.

Speaker 2

I don't think I've done.

Have you done a lot of like baking porn?

I don't think I've seen that.

I've seen like kitchen suedections.

Speaker 1

Yeah, there's been a lot of kitchen seductions where like there's something happening below the kitchen island and they have to chill there as they're talking to someone else.

Speaker 3

So what other kind of porns?

Don't it get into?

Speaker 1

I love.

Speaker 2

I love when people are uncomfied talking about porn because like, I'm just not and I am, well, I shouldn't say I'm not.

I'm not going to dig.

Yeah, I'm not going to divulge too.

Speaker 4

Before this type of the office year, which.

Speaker 2

By the way, Fallin invited me to her family Thanksgiving, and I also would have had to eat by the way prior to your family Thanksgiving if I would come, since you guys do eat so late.

And I was so grateful, and I truly thought that I probably would come, but I just was in a mood and I just didn't think i'd be good like socializing.

And I do know Jake's extended family like kind of decent for like the fact that like we're just friends, you know, But I just was like, eh, I know, I wouldn't have been imposing, but there was a part of me that still would have felt that way.

And I just wasn't ready to like have a bunch of conversation against yeah that like I knew most people, but well, I checked your location to make sure you didn't go home first.

Speaker 3

Oh yeah, no, I did not go home, and then I texted you, Hey, you want to come.

Speaker 2

It was like kind of a mixture of things with deciding not to go home.

I mean, I was genuinely so tired from my Morocco trip.

Like I don't feel like I get super hit with jet leg but I did.

I think I had some because I was waking up like really fucking early in the morning, because I feel like I was on Morocco time, but I'd fall asleep so early.

And then I have an appointment to get new tires.

But I needed new tires like two years ago, damn, and so I know it's bad.

So I have that set up, but my tires are so bad right now.

And it was snowing, and I knew it was gonna snow on Friday and Saturday in Wisconsin and Minnesota, and I was like, I don't I am at the point in life where I'm too old to want to fuck with snowstorms.

Speaker 1

Oh yeah, you told me in like May when we took that trip to Nisua that you were like, I'm getting to the I needed new tires too.

Speaker 2

Oh yeah, No, I needed new tires way before that.

Oh my god, you put my life in danger.

I told you I ahead a time because you needed new tires, and I was like, you know, I also need new tires, but like, I don't care.

Speaker 3

Herea wen.

Speaker 2

I was like, we can still take my car, but I'm just letting you know.

But yeah, so I was not home and I did watch they made fun of me this morning on the show because I watched the Macy's Thanksgiving naper ay twice.

Speaker 1

Oh, I thought you were going to say you watched it, and I was like, why did they make fun of that?

Now?

Speaker 3

No, I had it on and I got up specifically to be able to start watching it.

When it's They do.

Speaker 1

Auto replay as soon as it ends, so you could find yourself in it.

Speaker 3

So I did.

Speaker 2

Like, I was kind of decorating the house for Christmas, but I hadn't had my Christmas stuff up yet.

But I there was a part of me that felt like a little pathetic that I was like, Wow, Jenny, this is your life right now.

I was like, decorating by yourself and whatever.

And I know I had options.

Speaker 4

I do things, but you would have anytime.

You're always invited.

Speaker 1

The Gatlars are just an easy, breezy as you know you already know them.

But like we usually rip on Jake's stepbrother Michael because he's single, and we'll always just like, oh, who's that girl in your photos?

Then we go back and forth accusing him of dating, and he'll get like all read like, no, no, you talking about that, And then we also rip him for how he chooses to spend his money he went to Japan and then he posted a lot.

So then we were just like, were you anywhere recently?

Do you travel anywhere?

You'd go to Japan?

Speaker 3

We rip him for that.

Speaker 1

It's just it's an endless, endless spree of comedy.

We get into deep discussions about the Gottler gut, the Gottler bush.

Speaker 2

Oh I would have oh, not the bush part, but I would have fit along, fit in just so I want the Gotler gut issues because let me tell you, yeah, I need to be in a family.

If I marry a fan into a family, I need them to have the Gotler gut because I haven't.

Speaker 3

They are a Bidet family.

You would fit all right?

Speaker 1

So what we Laura and I that's Davy's wife.

So Davy's my brother.

All Jake's brother, so Laura is his wife.

And we just get so concerned with how Jake and Davy fart because it's like they tense, and Clinchon.

Speaker 3

Is like they pushed so hard, it's like boom.

Speaker 1

And she made us laugh so hard because she was like, one day it has had really bad like gas.

Speaker 4

And I just thought to myself, is this what it's like for.

Speaker 3

Them all the time?

Speaker 1

And then they started die laughing because when they're like, I mean, gind of, I'm like, oh my god, Like how do you just live like that?

Like everyone gets gased, but like just imagine that's your existence.

Speaker 4

Yeah, my hello, it's me.

Speaker 3

It's just so hard.

I understand what that feels like.

Speaker 2

I know what it feels like, and I think it's like insane to me.

When I'm on a morning show with people who say that they've never farted in front of their partners, and I was like, that's great, and I love that you haven't done that, and I'm okay with the fact that you haven't done that, but you have to understand that there are people like me out here living in pain if I do not let out some gas, like I genuinely I am.

I don't even care he might listen to this.

I don't give a shit.

But the guy that I'm seeing, he was over like a week or so ago, and I could just tell my stomach was on one that day, and so we make dinner and we're hanging out, we're just like watching te whatever.

Speaker 3

He left.

I sat on the toilet for like.

Speaker 2

So long, not just because I had to go number two, but because like I would fart for like fifteen seconds straight, like it all just like it's like a balloon deflating, and then and then the balloon filled back up, and two minutes later it's stiflating again.

I don't know how to describe it.

Wait, you know that I'm like a decently healthy person.

Besides my minute says.

Speaker 3

Day that he the night he made your dinner.

Speaker 1

No, okay, so can I tell really quickly he was kind enough to make Jenny dinner one night, but all he chose.

She just was staring at it, Yeah, panicking because it was all fiber based.

Speaker 4

Yeah, she was like, I'm gonna fucking die.

Speaker 3

I am telling you it is.

It is the worst to be dating.

Speaker 2

Again when you have stomach issues, because I am so like, I'm past the point where like if I actually hand like a little tewed out, I'd be in embarrassed, don't get me wrong, but like I wouldn't be like devastated.

Yeah circa ten years ago, Jenny.

Speaker 3

But yeah, I'm telling you.

Speaker 2

You have to understand that if you have a healthy gut, you are so blessed.

Speaker 3

You are so blessed.

And even if you have.

Speaker 2

Like a mildly healthy gut because I would say founds probably on the side of all I remember was the fact that fall and I one last story and this really turned into a poop part podcast.

Speaker 3

We went in to get coal.

What did we get?

Colon?

Something's colon, cleanses of sorts, whatever it was.

Speaker 2

Whatever it was at a place you like offered to have us come in.

Obviously we're in completely separate rooms.

Speaker 3

Which I'm still upset about.

I wish we would have had one day one.

Speaker 2

Day, but whatever it is, they basically massaged the shit out of you and it like comes out of a tube into like some container.

Speaker 1

Asshole, yes, and flesh you out, yes, But afterwards they have didn't like the tube in my asshole.

Speaker 3

I never was not uncomfortable with that.

Speaker 2

Yeah, that was very strange for me as well.

But afterwards they have you go to the bathroom to like get out whatever is in there might be.

Speaker 3

Left over whatever.

Speaker 2

I'm texting Fallon from the toilet like the devil is coming out of me and she.

Speaker 3

Was like, I'm at home.

She's like, which twenty minutes ago?

And I'm like what, And I was like, well, did you go faster?

Like did you have to like sit on the toilet for a while and you're like no, and I I'm telling you.

Speaker 2

And then they also told me like, okay, we'll try to go to the bathroom for a little bit and then like stand back up for a couple of minutes and then sit back down and go again.

Speaker 3

Oh.

Speaker 2

It was just like Devil two point zero on the second round.

After I sat back down, they were balance like, oh, I'm already almost home, and I was like, well, good for fucking you God.

Speaker 3

Anyways, there you go.

This is why a little bit about Jenny.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I need I need to find someone with the family jeans that the Gotlers have so that I can fit right on.

Speaker 1

Yeah, I mean you missed, you missed Davy, so you gotta gotta.

Speaker 3

Find another one.

Speaker 1

I got You'll find You'll find your Gottler gun.

You're gone gas at some point, I don't know what.

That's what I asked for in my marriage mouth.

That is the blessing that I received, and it really is passed on Dylan and all of both that have it.

Speaker 3

They have it.

It's so brutal.

Speaker 1

I'm trying to think of there's Oh uh, I will say I've already said this, but it's confirmed it's not just me, Raven, our good friend.

She went and saw Eternity movie and gave it a ten out of ten.

I'm telling you, it is the best rom com I've seen in years.

And someone didn't message me and they said, hey, I lost my husband in the past, like however long and she was like, is it going to destroy me?

And I go, well, first of all, obviously incredibly sorry, but also yeah, it's like it's so funny, like I feel like, but the second half, it's like there are like sweet moments.

There are just like heave crime moments.

There are It's just it's funny all throughout.

It is so well done.

I just I feel like you just didn't get the marketing it deserves.

So I'm like, I don't want to be to miss it because I just I haven't seen a good rom common so long, which is funny.

You brought up Materialists because remember that was like advertised as a rom comm and then everyone got pissed because they're like, this is not a rom com.

Speaker 3

No, yeah it's not.

Speaker 2

I actually was tempted to go to the movie theater to watch that this weekend, and I still haven't seen the second Wicked and I was like, wow, I really am more intrigued honestly to go see Eternity than I am to see Wicked right now.

Speaker 1

I also just downloaded a book that because Jake and I are going away this weekend, and I downloaded a book that someone said was so good.

And when I posted that I downloaded it, I got so many dms saying it is their top recommended book, it is the best book they've like read, blah blah blah.

So I was gonna I haven't read it yet, but it made me feel so happy that that's the one I chose.

If you're looking for something, maybe you've already read it.

It's called Remarkably Bright Creatures And OK, I was gonna tell you what it's about really quick without playing.

Speaker 3

The actual audio.

Speaker 1

Bocal almost did so, oh it's gonna be a Netflix book movie.

Sorry.

Speaker 3

So it says.

Speaker 1

It is a charming, witty, and compulsively readable exploration of friendship, reckoning, and hope that traces a widow's unlikely connection with a giant Pacific octopus.

Speaker 3

That sounds so weird, but I know, like.

Speaker 1

Well have you heard though, Like have you read before that like octopus?

They are like the title like incredibly intelligent, like create like it should make you feel guilty eating them because they're so intelligent.

Same with pigs, same with like certain animals.

I mean you could say you could argue any animal, right, but yeah, they like both still say that because they're so incredibly intelligent.

Yeah, well, well, good thing.

I could bring the podcast down.

I thought that's all right.

Speaker 3

We had to do something.

We had to get off the fart talk.

So that is fart talk?

Is that like a side of TikTok?

I don't want to be on.

Speaker 2

Honestly, it's a good side because it's really funny.

It's like, well you used to do this.

You'd send me videos of people who would guess each other's farts before it came out.

Speaker 3

Do you want to know what my algorithm is right now?

Yes?

Speaker 1

Cult might get so into this.

My algorithm is all uh dirty wrap Christmas remixes.

Ok so let me I sent CLT like ten yesterday and he goes, what is wrong with you in your algorithm?

So here are just here?

I have him quick because the sampling has to be quick.

Okay, oh my na.

Speaker 3

Like on the car checking.

Speaker 1

Okay, I think you'd only do a little clips.

So that's one.

Hold on, I got I got so many good ones.

Speaker 3

I don't cook, I don't clean, but let me tell you.

Speaker 1

I got the stream swallow me trip.

Okay, that one's sick.

That's sugar plum Fairy with wap obviously yes, oh sorry about that aggressive one.

Okay, And I got two other quick ones.

Speaker 3

Get ready, it's so good a tummy.

Speaker 2

This good.

Speaker 3

Take it so good.

Speaker 1

A tummys because look at get it as.

Speaker 3

Simon Christmas.

Speaker 1

Yeah it's good okay, oh yeah, and then this is the last one.

Speaker 3

Oh yeah.

So anyway, that is my algorith so funny.

Speaker 2

I don't know what mine is right now, but I'm excited you.

I was gonna say it's not exciting and compared to that, so all.

Speaker 3

Right, Well, what is officially December?

Speaker 1

So happy Marry Christmas, hanukkahlanza all the holiday things.

Yes, and uh to the parents out there who are beginning their elf on a shelf journey, I see you, I am with you.

Sparkle Cow returned today.

I saw good Luck helicoptered in so good wow.

Speaker 2

Yeah wow she's bougie apparently, good Luck have a good week.

Speaker 3

Thanks for listening.

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