Congratulations all week one point one mad and is rway.

So I'm working on it.

I'm working on it, yo, What up?

Artists?

Joe cracked at Dawn your.

Boy Jada, you know what it is?

Did Joe and Jada's show.

And we have a very special guest.

You know, we like to we bring variety of guests, but they're all golden individuals.

And today we have a very golden individual.

Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for our brothers with his phone ringing.

And all that airy spears makes some noise.

Yo, what up?

What up?

What up?

What's up?

My brother?

You gotta let me have a second to geek out for a minute, because you know, like my best friend over there, you know, we came up on y'all man, you know, and the hip hop thing, and uh, you know, I ain't know until I found out Joe hit me up.

Was like, Yo, I need you to do me a solid and do the intro for my upcoming album.

I was more than happy to do it.

One of my favorite rappers, but I never met you until today.

And I'm telling you, I'm fucked up because I'm literally sitting next to hands down one of the greatest mcs of all time, like you and my top five dog.

And every time I every time I dolad or any kind of show where I talk kept Hop, I go my top five, no particular order.

This guy ain't ship and I always show this guy.

I say, Jada, Hove, Nas, Biggie and Rock.

Nah, we ain't going for that.

Want to shoot me.

Let me tell you something.

The reason I love Jada the most because the locks unity.

They there for your This god is fucking diabolical.

He been sitting next to me in this show.

I start watching old clips of the show and I said, holy shit, he't go flaming me, young ladies, your roastap Christmas Hlarrys City.

But listen that it went viral.

But if you listen to the way I scripted it you I told him, could you listen your legendary coach in the Rock, legendary coach in New York City.

You won plenty of tournaments.

You got he listens out the wazoo on your Roston.

Now if you was to happen to play, I'm just saying the way you're golden, the legs that been to the eighth Wonders of the world and all of this.

If you was to hit him with the year, you know, the year of three movies, Boom boom boom.

But if you had hit him with them, you saw that what you did lay.

Up if you mean your stoppable, like if you fuck me up, because dude, it's a rapper and I don't be shooting it was coming on a million would you talking?

Was comedically on point?

What because I didn't even know you had the Kenny Smiths.

I saw the picture one day and I saw that the new was moving and I was like, oh, I know.

Joe was felt like he was.

Into what it is he says in me doing business with him and being with him.

He got a few different walks run off his depending on his mood.

I don't know, it's depending on I mean, he might got a good call this day, nice super bags coming.

There might have been you know, might be one of the days, I mean something something.

Yeah.

Some days he got he got different walks.

Can you agree with me?

May he got different.

Ship in the house I got to Sherman Helmsley, Oh you do that.

Off for real?

Though, Like in the house, I'm walking to go eat some ship, to go see the movie.

I got the Sherman Hens That's that's in the crew.

Is Shelman Hemsley.

How you're gonna do?

George Jefferson like that man called me Shelman.

He's calling me Ari.

I'm fried Man.

I fucked up from the language to the legs.

Listen, listen, let me tell you, Let me tell you Ari, Let me tell you aries.

This thing's under you.

You're one of the funniest guys in the world.

I appreciate all your contributions and everything you do.

I believe it's hip hop right, you always represent hip hop culture.

We got gotta fix the ice.

Cube borderline violation, right because ice Cube here in this show, we is the love of the culture.

He is the preservation.

This is like the national preservation forests of hip hop and whatever that means.

And uh, you know ice Cube living legend.

Do you ever is it just jokes with you or do you ever feel like, let me be clear, did I miss something?

Let me yes, we skipped the whole thing we're trying to I'm doing the Jada kiss right, I'm trying to fix this.

And let me let me be clear here, first and foremost, I never attacked ice Cube demand I never attacked this character.

And first of all, my whole point was this word hate.

It's being so overly abused and thrown around now, and unless you have an opinion that's favorable, you a hater.

No, I'm opinionated, and I'm sometimes in my delivery comedically na a little bit brutal.

But at the end of the day, I never question is man his character.

I never questioned them as a man.

And listen, I even gave him as flowers and said, yes, he is a pioneer, a trailblazer and icon and hip hop, especially with the West Coast.

I'm just not a fan of his artistry.

And by that, I'm just simply meaning listen man for me, my musical palette, my hip hop palette.

I'm an East Coast ove man, but I like I like Stup, I like Pop who technically is.

From the East.

But nonetheless, just because I'm not an audea of that does not mean.

That I'm a hater.

And if I'm being really specific, what I was really speaking to was comedically acting wise, because I just feel like, un listen, I know it's all about getting the bag and the money, and you know, I just feel like with sometimes artistry.

A rapper can't do.

Comedically what a comedian can because that's a muscle, that's an instinct that's in our blood.

We eat, sleep, shit, breathe comedy no more than I can go into booth and do what you can better than you.

You know.

I saw TI do some comedy.

He was actually pretty good.

Okay, don't go there.

Your opinion, it's your opinion, my opinion, but the comedy community will tell you otherwise, because here's a problem.

Here's a problem.

If you gonna step into another genre, gotta humble yourself.

And Ti approaches comedy with the same bravado approaches rapp that's a different aesthetic.

Yeah, I'll tell yourself.

I agree with you.

I thought t I was funny, right, and I'm and I'm I may die.

One day, fuy no, no, but I may die one day of laughter.

I don't know if nobody yet of laughing, because I'm the guy they threw it.

They threw me out the movie, did that, Eddie Murphy raw I went over there with the whole projects.

Out of the whole projects, the security came as like, you're an asshole, You're the one that gotta go.

I'm the one making the most noise in the movie there that they threw me out the movie.

I A'm a sucker for a laugh, like a sucker for a laugh.

So I thought, see, I was funny.

But there's levels to this ship.

Well, I even I'm gonna admit something here too, that that I've been noticing I've been looking to and shit, you know, you know, and hip hop it's all about competition, right, so you got to convince yourself you're better than ever you have a rapp or whatever the case may be.

And so there's a bit of a delusion or whatever.

And so we start the podcast and the first thing I do is start shooting, you know, like I want to smoke with all the podcasters.

And I realized I gotta.

Humble myself a little because we just started this, even though we're the rookies of the year.

But I could see what people can look at it and be like, yo, this guy, you know, But it's just my heart.

I've always been like a warrior gladiator to come out there for the smoke.

But I realized the podcasts a different space.

It's like everybody's smiling at each other.

Nobody got smoked with each other.

So I'm thinking top five dead or love who want to jump out?

Where's the smoke?

Who you are?

But that ain't what it's about.

It's about having an opinion and bringing something to the people.

So I get what you're saying with the well t I yeah, Chris.

I mean you're right and then wrong.

This is different kind of it's different kind of smokers like behind the scenes.

It's behind the scenes hate and smoker with this.

But I don't want saying even out you just we bonding this spitch well at least.

I am mhmm.

I mean, if you tell me podcasting or rappid they said, gentlemen, this is our last show.

I like, but you know what I mean, as well as you could do both.

You know, people start thinking you taking their job.

So you were feeling that beyond the scenes.

You don't you just being voisteous.

I'm just watching them from the side.

Have you ever dealt with this because you're one of the most liked Yeah, that season of all time?

You real with that?

I am, but I ain't.

When it's time to go three on the Spartan then I'm not that light as I am whenning And.

Just so you know, outside.

It wasn't just Cue that jumped on me.

Fifty jumped on me too.

Is it that because the joke I made about fifty.

I mean, see, with fifty in them niggas, they'll beat you up.

Heris I'm just keeping it real.

Maybe Ice Cubis regular you know what's.

No no, no, no, no, no, no no.

I'm keeping it a buck.

You run into them guys in the airport, they might do something to you.

I had beef with them.

That's cool, so I.

Know what the beat.

I know what the beef is.

One thing for us to just like certain guys you don't play with because they're gonna come me listen.

I love the comedians.

I'm like, it's no thing with Joe Joe Joe.

I don't ever pretend to be something I'm not.

You know, I ain't an Evans nigger.

I'm a Huxtable.

But best believe I keep some dudes with me too.

Don't you.

They're gonna have to jump out Jews.

I'm telling team of Juice and I saw them a fuck in a minute, y'all.

Fendy, Fendy, we got royalty in the building.

I ain't no Fendy snuck in there you got a trump at a studio.

It is.

We have this be by a reason.

I'm just trying to I gotta be honest with you because you're my guy.

You on my almble my fuck with you.

Yeah, you know.

I advocate for you every time I can because I think you're hilarious.

But I do know where that could go wrong.

Well, of course one ice cube me on right?

This, hey, right, that one could go wrong.

I'm promising you.

You know you put hands and feet on people too.

Why are you?

Why are you just like you don't do that?

That's nothing about that comedian.

Listen, let me let me tell you the joke it was.

It was almost harmless.

I was talking about how, you know, any anytime they make a brother play in a movie where he's a scientist or a computer tech, like fifty Dead in the movie with Stallone Foy's called but it was in the prisons and glass cubes, And I said, you know what the difference between fifty the rapper from fifty to computer tech.

I'm a computer tick, Beauties of a computer Tick, Classics, Clark Kent, Superman.

If you're a great actor, you don't need the glasses.

Just do the performance.

So that was the joke, yo.

But let me tell you something, right, I've been such a fan of comedy where I believe comics.

Should never and could never be canceled.

So like the moment they fake canceled Dave Chappelle, which I started on in the shows to perform at his show, Yo, Dave, you in town, I want to come out do a couple because I believe.

Comedy is the one.

Sweet spot in life where the white black agean yes, where they could talk about whatever.

The fuck they want to talk about.

Like, you know, that's how I feel about comedy, and so that's that's how you must feel about it too, huh.

Listen three of the greatest quotes ever Dave Chappelle.

You don't know where the line is in comedy until you cross it.

George Carlin, you should know where the line is in comedy and deliberately crossing free so O'Neil God rest his soul.

Great comedy leaves half audience laughing the other half horrified.

Wow.

So that's the credle I lived by.

Yeah, man and you.

From the clough man who would you say us should you into the game, who was like a mentor.

Of who this guy came in the game at fourteen.

That's his I think that's he made Histores.

Nobody else will death.

Jam sixteen showtime at Apollo seventeen.

So what I'm saying is who I was then?

Eighties baby, So in that era, you know, prior to the explosion of death Jam, Hollywood only allowed one nigga for a decade, So it was like, you know what I mean, it was like definitely rich.

And what's my man named?

Dick Gregory really in the sixties, prior in the seventies, Eddie in the eighties, and then by the nineties, death Jam hit and now black comics was everywhere.

But Eddie was my dude, was my like my inspiration because I know he started at fourteen, So I was like, if he did it, does.

It go with comedy?

Is it like rap or whatever?

Like how do they determine who's going to get the bag right?

Because there's so many funny comedians like I did Hollywood?

What did I do?

Hollywood?

Squiz?

What's your man?

Family feud?

Well, I want to go on family.

You should take your family man on there and all the all d block let's go.

You should we shut that up?

Up, So we go on there.

They got the fluffy Spanish guy.

I didn't know much about him, and then they turned around and said, you know this guy sold out Dodger Stadium.

Yeah, So who determines who's going to be a big boy, who's gonna be the underground, who's gonna be you know, in rap music, some guys choose to be underground, but they're like, yo, I don't want to hear.

I just want to be the purest.

And then.

Some people like me, you know, commercialized.

Some people might call that sellout when I have a record like What's Love?

Who determines well in terms of it, if you're talking about just straight movies and TV, the gatekeepers to those you know, white folks, they run that, you know what I mean.

If you talk about more like stand up in the grind, that's on you, you know, and a lot of people always go, man, you should be the bigger.

You should listen.

My mouth is my biggest attribute, but it's also my biggest detriment, you.

Know what I mean.

So it's like I say a lot of shit that sparks controversy.

I'm a hater, I'm this, I'm not so you know it works for you.

It's it's working for me, but it ain't took off that You was like, you know, listen, I don't like who took off that.

You was like, why are you learning them?

No, I'm not lying them up.

I'm just who took There's some dudes where you just go, you know, I just don't understand, like, like, there's no sense in this game, you know, I mean, there's no there's no logic to none of this ship.

You know, the people that are where they are deserved to be there.

Kevin Harnt deserves to be there.

You know, Mike Keeps deserves.

To be there.

But you know, at the end of the day, you you just got to play this bullshit game.

Man.

You know.

I feel like if I put it in boxing terms, you know, let me put it like this, I got Michael Jordan's dreams with Dennis Robin Habits.

You know what I'm saying.

I'm saying I should be Madison Avenue b ba ba ba.

But I like porn stars and liquor.

So you know, I got a less talent, but my behavior and some of the things I do and say might be you know, like I said, my biggest detriment.

Like me and you, we gotta talk maybe in the next podcast about what I am and what he said with jay Z and Black, like who I mean staying out of that?

Yeah, but you got it.

I mean I just stay out of that.

You can.

No, I'm going I'm gonna definitely got something to say about that.

I don't You ain't got nothing to say about that.

But my point is them guys became huge, right they beat me for the Grammy all Black, they beat me for What's Love.

What's Love was like number one in the country.

They beat me for the Grammy, this before Fergie.

Right.

Once they get Fergie, they start making world music and all this shit and they take everything right.

But those are guys that went out there.

They surprised me when they were selling ten million, twenty million this then and not saying the music ain't good.

But that's what I mean.

Like you've seen somebody leak through and you was like, WHOA.

But to just give you some gems or some knowledge right now, because we're talking even though this is funny, but we're talking about some servious shit.

I think you figured out everything.

You just answered it.

I think if you analyze this video, you can make certain changes to catapult you to the next level.

Just look at the words you said and just make some adjustments.

You know.

I think part of what puts me or what's going to put me on this path is doing stuff like this.

You know what I'm saying.

Like for once upon a time ago, I was against the whole social media put in stand up clips out.

I was against that.

But then I was like, you know what, man, I took a page out of Matt Rife book was like, let me hire a videographer and let me, you know.

Pay the play.

And because I did that, I went from I mean, within the course of three months, I went from three hundred thousand Instagram followers to one point four.

You know, my Facebook jump from three hundred thousand to one point eight.

So you know, and people is funny, like I always say, people of most people are fucking idiots because people will say shit online like man, all he do is crowd Where did he ever tell a joke?

And I said, listen, man, you don't give the key a cocaine away for free.

I'm giving you a sample of the product.

Once you like the sample, now come to the show and pay for the key.

I gotta tell you this.

I gotta cut up your food for you to eat, like your mother did with you with Toddler, so you don't choke.

Certain things is common fucking knowledge.

But I gotta tell you this, that's crazy.

Man.

He's funny.

All he does is impressions.

So I'm thirty six years in this game, and all I know how to do is dunk.

Man.

I sit, I sit down in the studio.

Sometimes, like I heard some shit.

Somebody said, you definitely don't want no part of this.

What I'm about to say, Oh, he's not responsible for the next line.

But somebody said they not like us.

I forget who it was said that it wasn't mixed right.

Somebody said, yo, that wasn't mixed right, right.

I forget who James looked that up right now, because that's important.

Somebody said, yo, wasn't the music wasn't mixed right?

Right?

And then some people agreed with the person who Rodney Jenkins.

Jerkins, somebody agreed with him and say, yeah, you know it could have been mixed better, right.

But all we know.

Is that they not like us is a smoker.

That shit filtered the whole hemisphere, right.

And so when I get in the studio with producers and they start to talk about a smashit record, they'd be like, the snare wasn't right.

The eight o eight?

Could it came?

I'm like, yo, bro, no one gives a fuck about what.

It should have been.

How professional it is?

The fucking record's number one.

It's a fucking head and I've been in there in the studio with producers.

This guy didn't use the tinker bell right, he didn't, Yo, My man.

Who gives a fuck?

This shit is number one?

And so uh who was that?

DJ?

Ve Ladd said, what, well listen?

But the engineers agreed with him.

They said Kendrick sent that shit in and said I wanted out in a half an hour.

So that the engineer was like, yo, I couldn't even mix it.

It was just it was good.

It was just smash hit.

He did the best he could and that ship went out there, so he actually was right.

I didn't hear it like that.

When I hear that ship going crazy in the club in the stadium and everything going crazy, I'm like, yo, say hit.

Yeah, I didn't know how he was supposed to person.

They no, because why did I come up with that scenario?

You know I'm fried.

I keep telling you showing men, No, I'm fried.

What do people ask you to do?

What's your most successful impersonation?

Ah?

Ship, I know it all they all are.

They like the Tellervione that people always Actually they like the Tony soprano.

Oh yeah, you be killing.

Fucking medal of ag.

She's going down to the fucking uties.

She's got the matter guy.

But the fucker grazy.

Oh my kids love it.

Mend a Janis joy shack.

You know that ship phrase?

You know me, I don't know my voice might be didn't the Italian spider all Italian joint and you start talking like that the whole fucking place to look at you, right, They be like yo, what the fuck?

They love it?

And when I do it at the show, it's like the Italians go, fucking niggas good.

You know that one guy he does a good Denzel Oh just King, yeah, say something heap of all the dudes that did Denzel me godfree my man.

Reggie reads out of Chicago.

Uh, Sea King and Dean Edwards and again this place two people going, man, you hey, do you you don't give it up to other people?

I said, listen, Sea King was is so cold with it.

I stopped doing it because I felt foolish.

He's dead the fuck on, and every chance I get to promote him, I tell people.

People still hit me up and go, yo, you're Denzel see King.

He got the crown.

Man got that, he got the crowns like that that.

It's like that.

Sometimes you know you got a big something.

Sometimes somebody does something so good you don't want to fuck with it.

Well, you know, everybody like this, there's certain impressions that everybody owns, like you go, Frank Caliendo owns Madden, see King owns Denzel J.

Farrell owns Will Smith.

So for me, it's like throwing soprano shack, you know.

And scored when they dominate, dominate, get inside inside outside game.

You gotta get the ball man.

You gotta put the eyes comedic comedic part of it.

Why you made it like the back of the bus, just like that.

You know he sounds just that, but you ain't see the eyes.

Sha shack.

He was doing the real loves it in the yellow bus shaq.

But he loves it.

He loves it.

He was on that dress.

I love Jada Kitts, but he really fun me up with this euro step ship.

I'm it's just like god.

I said, no, no, no, you being a comedian, you've seen that ship.

You you thought somebody helped dig anybody do the battery back?

That was so good?

Yes, that ship was too good.

Joe I said that I can't.

I can't keep fighting you for verbal rebound position.

Uh, listen, rappers and comedians a little bit of because it's wordplay, it's it's jokes, it's metaphors, punchlines.

So that's not that's not.

I can rap, but.

I'm not a rapper, but I can.

I can some lyrics.

Fact, let me see.

I don't want to embarrass myself.

But because I tried to do a BIGGI impression and it was awful.

Uh, but I wrote the lyrics where I said some about the Biggie baby bit delivers cold like the shivers, talk slick ship, spick game is vicious, malicious.

How I rolled through you like a cancer doctor speak bleak, talk about your chances, seem the work slow to keeme on, flush to the bone, merrow when that row fuck several fuck beef, make peace with your priest.

The least think an think about tomorrow Poppa spotsor Biggie be the dropcher, Chris, keep it real, keep it frank like Sinatra, something like that.

So I'm not a rapper, but you know what I mean, and I'm got it in this new generation was using it be a voice a little bit?

How you I don't really have it?

Like, how do you feel when you go into and enough people have Jack Biggie's voice that he don't have to be that accurate?

Like you know, but when I every fat dude came up to me with Biggie voice, I personally no disrespect.

Guys, let me if you want to learn something right now on hip hop.

I think I've been in it for a long time as a fan as a rapper.

Don't jack nobody.

Their style, their voice, they're swagg You're wasting your time.

Do you know how many guys I met?

They were fucking dead nice, they allly had to be was dumb.

And they might have been a superstar.

But when they come on us and they doing the voice, I don't like, nobody sounded like nobody.

That's why when when I get called the old head for going yo, why don't you like this new generation?

All your niggas sound the same, the same melodies, the same cadence, the same flow.

All your niggas sound the same.

But it was always like that.

No, no, you have listen if you try.

In the nineties, treachers rhyming like this, dude, your niggas.

It's craziest.

If you look at every video at that time.

Every rapper from anywhere was doing whoever's been popping, they've been jacking this.

If DMX Tretch had that move, if DMX was you know how many guys I've seen coming in the studio with a dog thinking.

There and those guys didn't last no at all.

So originality was a thing back then.

Oh no, very very Now it's commonplace to be the same.

It's crazy.

But I do believe that this new generation is a lot different from my and I'm not trying to hate on them or talk them down.

I just say that they're looking more for the bag or the lick.

It ain't so much culture, it ain't so much YO.

This legacy.

They like YO for some reason.

Everybody.

I don't know if it's like that in comedy, but everybody think they could be a rapper.

They think this is the easiest job in the world.

Everybody, the guy at the target, Target, the guy works the front desk in this building, the.

Guy at the deli, the dudes on the court.

Everybody think the rap is just the easiest ship in the world.

But they could become successful.

But a lot of people will feel like today it is because it's garbage.

It's just not as potent as it used to be.

It's gobbage.

So the dude that talks can be a rapper, it's stepped on bacon soda.

Then I'm telling you, if I really wanted to, I could do this shit.

But but my passion, my passion for excellence, don't allow me to sound like garbage.

I try to tell like guys similar.

I try to but not so offensive.

But I try to tell like my nephews or whoever try to rap and all that.

I'd be like, yo, it's so much easier for you, and we had.

To guard Rock Kim.

You know, even Fat Joe I discovered big pun.

But I went to the school of big pun, meaning we double platinum and the parties outside and we the hottest.

And he'd be like, fuck that we write moms.

Today there's ninety degrees and everybody coming in the benzes in the truck Yo were.

Going to ortr be.

She be like, fuck all that crack we're writing.

And so I went to the school of Big Pump with he will bust your bubble like the way we used to rhyme when Big Pump was alive.

Not even healthy for your brain.

Now you find a way to put fifty words in one loose sleeve with that thing one of the most classics over that diddly Itly this exactly what I'm thinking of while I'm explaining it to you, right.

It's like, well we did that song.

It was like.

So much pressure to put every word together, everything together, and now you gotta have some swags, some melody, something.

It's definitely easy in this man.

I said out the post one time where I said Biggie's Niggas Bleed should be a tutorial anybody trying to rap, because with that win, with that picture he painted, with the melody and the pace of the song, you thought you was looking at a scene in the Martin Scus says he felt.

I mean it was vivid, and I'm like, that should be if you want to be a rapper, you have to You should.

Have thought in real life I can't say much.

Yeah, in real life, I can't say as much as him because they was actually part of the team.

But you know, Biggie was my man.

And I seen the Scorsese picture in real life, you know, I uh, I was in his house, hanging out with him in Brooklyn and this he just got lit.

But I mean like just got lit.

He was like, yo, Joe, come to my show.

I think it was Roseland and the Palladium.

I got a shoulder night, this and that, and Biggie was like us hockey shirt shorts, whatever, this, this, this, and man.

When I seen the pictures of that party where he had the soundmon suit on with the Gators with that, I seen him transform into that character.

And I say, he ain't the real deal, but I've seen it with my own eyes.

It shocked me.

I knew him, and I couldn't believe it.

Like he did so much for the culture of you know taking.

You know, if you think about Biggie, everything was underground before that.

Like so a song like.

Mass a Field that was straight hardcore beats pre mo and lyrics from Google Rest in Peace.

That was the hit, and that was playing on every radio station, and it was like hardcore.

Ship was the hit, and then Biggie turned.

It into like taking those samples and making it a super hit.

Right, So his vision to rap on those beats and to take it to another level, everything about him is still all falls blows my mind every time I listen to Biggie because I just can't believe he was that good like and it's cadence and it's.

It's funny because again when people go, yo, what's your top five?

And I say it, and I've seen this online where people go, I don't know how people put Big in the top five.

He only watched two albums And I'm going listen, how much evidence do you need to see to tell this?

Somebody is special?

So what do you think that if he if he was alive, he would have just fell off?

He was gonna get better.

I don't need eight albums to know what you were.

You showed me the first time.

So come on, man, that's what I'm telling you.

Man.

I people are fucking stupid.

Most people are fucking stupid, but you really don't see it.

You don't understand it.

And because I'll say that, oh.

This here, do you want me to stay true to your to your opinion and your voice in your opinion.

I don't disagree with you.

I've had young kids telling me that Biggie sounds like to the hip hop to them right now with the way they wrap y.

You know, the youth is crazy.

Look our heroes, well my heroes, Like I said, I grew up on your rock, Kim krus One.

You know what I mean, Biggie.

They heroes is liu Uzi, Satchel's and purses.

I can't disrespect little Uzi.

That's your opinion.

Just he's my guy and I love it.

Well, what was your experience like on Mad Team?

When I saw you on there, it was like you was fucking Litton.

It was like one of the first black people on Mad TV for me.

Yeah, yeah, well no, actually before that was Orlando Jones, Phil Lamar, and Deborah Wilson.

I came in season three.

He was one of the litis.

Listen man, I you know again, if I could have had it my way, I would have loved to have taken the path of Eddie Murphy, you know, a couple of years on SNL and.

Then to the Stratosphere.

But I didn't get a chance of playing the NBA I played in CBA for the ABA, you know what I mean.

Mad TV just wasn't snl.

Let me tell you something, they always got that little white affiliation.

With no disrespect to my white brothers and sisters, but they always got like JB.

Smooth, he's pretty much a black jew Like they look he with that Larry David.

He must be performing at every bar I missed for.

Jamie Smooth is Jewish.

Don't get that fucked up.

You know they got that once you get that little jam them gold sign.

I'm telling you that's my man.

They love him, The Jews love him.

He's down with Larry David.

That's his crew.

Like Tracy Morgan.

Tracy Morgan keep it all the way hip hop, big gold chase like I'd be working.

I'll be bumping at Tracy Morgan's one guy.

I bump into the hood in a million dollar Lamborghini an the other day with the top of I don't know what the fuck he doing there.

He's driving by himself.

No security.

He's all the way hood.

But for some reason, the white people really love Tracy Morgan.

I mean, he hit all the right notes, you know what I mean.

Saturday Live thirty Rock you know what I mean.

So he hit all the right notes and listen.

Worked so there is a truth to that.

Oh absolutely, and listen Tracy Man.

You know I love you.

We comedians always go Tracy Morgan.

Sounds like a New York City that way.

Yo, trip shit, how are you doing?

That's comic Banta man Scott shipping.

None on my whosh, But that's what comics do.

Man.

If he if he was, he hit me back.

Yeah, trip shit.

Tracy caught that bag too.

Ain't sure that that motherfucker got too much money?

Every time I say him, yo, can I invest?

He don't even know what he want to invest in?

You telling me want some money?

Can I invest?

Yo, Tracy, I don't need no money now.

That motherfucker got the super bag.

You know he told me, he said if he dropped.

We live in the same neighborhood.

His ship is bigger than mine.

Don't get it fucked up his thirty Rock money.

I think it was that Walmart money.

I'm sure that made the bag.

Have you but NBC Tina fey Alec bowin thirty Rock Prime Time, I'm sure he had the bag.

But the bag you know, when you lawsuit, it's like you don't get no taxes on that or not.

You get the whole whatever you get.

But he said he.

Called the cops on his if he sees his brother and sisters in that neighborhood because they don't belong there, he'll call the cops, Like, yo, they outside.

That's hilarious, that's hilarious.

How does how does it work when you trust some material on it?

Don't land how you expect it, but just throw it out off now.

You just go back in the lab and rework it.

And you know, I always say a joke is never done because you don't know at what point, at any point at night, you're on the stage and you say one word that takes it from here to here.

So a joke is never done.

You know, big poem was real funny, and I grew up some funny guys.

Yeah, and.

I had this one friend and maybe you just what you're talking about.

If he gets you laughing, he will double triple quad you five times double down, like he'll just keep on with the ship where you can't, you know, when you got cramps and shit, like you just can't take it no more.

It's like a real assassin, you know, he's like the movie Killer or some shit like that.

He really trying to kill you with the shits.

Oh that's my approach on stage.

Man, Like if you got him, you're like, oh no, I'm gonna finish this time.

This guy.

My approach is, I'm Mike Tyson in the eighties and we ain't going two rounds.

I'm trying to tear your head off.

That's why I'm glad I came up when I did.

Man, I got these T shirts I'm gonna drop and says built eighties tough because the shit we did back then kids don't do now, and I think it's kind of made them a little soft.

When you went to show What, Show What?

One of the shows you went to where you was on the lineup and it was some other people in the line up say like for us, it's a sumber jam or something like that, and you like, y'all, I'm gonna smoke this and you walk out of the head.

You know, top Dog, you know that night.

But who else was on the lineup?

It was the after Death Jam exploded.

It was the first Death Gym tour and it was Adele Givens, Regie McFadden, me Bill Bellamy and Bernie Mac and uh Bernie step your game up.

We let that bitch just step your game up.

You know, because every time I got a concert, Fabulous wants to perform after me.

I don't know why we.

Gotta ask fab when he come here, because I've watched him sit in the car like the lineup says Fabulous, the Fat Joe and uh Nellie or something like this.

The man find a way all the time to perform after me.

Findy here, Joe, Fendy.

Why does Fabulous want to perform after Fat Joe in every shot like you see, I don't watch it.

I'm gonna ask him when he comes on the couch.

Boy, I'm just trying to tell you, is there anybody like that that you just like?

Oh?

He trying to like because fab is particular the one that he wanted to perform.

I mean, you're up anywhere.

I don't care if I got the number one song in the world.

He gonna find a way to come late to perform after.

Why is that?

You think?

Is it?

Because is it up?

We gotta ask him because I'm confused because he's my friend, He's my buddy.

Do you I'm asking you do you think it's a thing where it's like he doesn't want to follow you or he wants to I'm confused.

I keep telling you, I'm confused.

We done did everything from stadiums to little low budget.

You know, every last minute.

You know it's a nice winter day, they call you and they be like, yo, somebody's having his birthday party.

He got a little bag pull up and it's me and Fab and I watched him in the car like like this, waiting for me to go on perform.

The minute I'm on stage, just as Fab come in, he grabbed the mike after me.

You know, I don't know what is I don't know if he does that to everybody, he does it to me, Who does that to you?

Uh no, nobody really, because you know, whenever I would do you know, dinners with for five other comics, your placement, with your placement, and you know you.

Want to go before rap.

I want to go early anywhere and rip the gizze druns off and leave you with no Gizzard drugs.

I don't want to go after it.

I want to make it.

It's hard.

I don't want to go after it's.

A super pause.

But let me let me tell you something.

I feel the same way.

I got no problem at certain places where I go.

If they'll be like Joe, you got a half an hour, that's even easier for me.

That's hip mania.

I just keep banging to the dizzy and I'm mad at it.

You made a mistake if you want to perform after me, especially if they say, yo, Joe, just a half an hour forty five.

I'm just coming with straight hits to me.

You know you said earlier that you know you are fair something to me.

Last week they didn't do nothing to me.

But I'm out in La I got a concert, and I knew it was a mistake.

So I'm like they put me before somebody.

And I was like, oh, this is a mistake, I said, because I'm about to tear the paint off this bitch so bad that this next person performed after me and their legends and I was like, this is a mistake.

Like, but I ain't say nothing.

You know, you know what talking to him it is like playing double Dutch.

Fact.

You gotta try to jump in because even when I started.

The station, now you said verbal you said verbal rebound position either or yo me and Nori, we're gonna vacation.

Phil.

Because I clearly was off the runway, and that Nigga said, and then then here's the thing, so let me you earlier said you love the last and you take a joke and all that all the time.

Dude, does anybody ever comedians do you like like I'm saying, if somebody tried to fuck with you, will that bother you?

No?

Okay, that's the job.

When because I wanted to say, man, you got the blackest fingers I've ever seen, Nigga, you got trick daddy fingers.

They're similar to the paint in the eye.

Okay, he might be cousins to.

Shame, might be God on fu sha be your raided shall be stereotype.

I can't walk all over you.

After I saw with the year he got the die your bollic Cole, I know when it's preemitated.

That was, that was, that was, That's what we do.

That's what the fact, that's only in the black of me.

He said, you know whatever you want to use the Euro Joe, it's over, yo.

You'a motherfucker's plant that one that ship, buddy Evan.

No agree with the Euro lady, No, I agree with you.

That's it was crazy, man.

It was the euro Yo.

I looked at the gotta set up a celebrity game.

Let me just say, Harry.

All I care about besides God and family and health into them.

So even if I gotta laugh my way at myself to the bank, I laughed.

And to answer you, I went to the Beacon Theater.

I'm sure you you you've been there before, right, And it was I think it's Joe Torre.

But I was late and the worst thing you could ever do is walk in the comedy show late.

And the man caught me.

He wouldn't let go.

He was like, he was like, yo, firs, that's one of my worst fids though, like they beat put the spotlight on you like Reggie and right none he professor, Yo, this guy.

Care me up in real life.

Let me say, lock of my necklace got Frank's Joe, he got a good send the twenty on me and I'm still sitting down trying to play it off, laughing and the whole fucking beat when is laughing at me, he kept going.

Joe's one of the dudes.

Him and D.

L.

Hewley, who I studied in terms of going all right, telling jokes is one thing, but there's certain aspects to the game.

Crowd work, and Joe is fishes.

Joe once told the dude he said something about his mother, and the guy goes, hey, man, don't talk about my mother.

She dad, And Joe said, I'll give funk.

I'll dig the bitch up prop up against the tree so I can talk about it small.

Oh god, whoa it was in his own town.

Yeah, I mean it's driven ship like that's a little bit too much.

Listen, when when something, when the heckler, when the motherfuckers drunk and heckling you.

There's no such thing as too much, because drunk people turn into suicide bombers.

They're not afraid to die.

So it's gonna be you and me.

I mean, man, that's that's a lot of humor right there.

To hand bro when he fucked me up, he said he could squeeze the donut out my forehead.

He was gonna crayhamn in front of all you just stay did for that.

I had to, man, I gotta be a good sport if I walk out.

That's that's like the guy, you know, the guy, the CEO guy who is with the side piece up at the cold play if he don't run away, and he.

Staid, there, I ain't calling him like that, and the cook just finished the concert off.

No no, no.

If he's started to just say with obvious.

Exactly like he was.

Having to work meeting running away.

Man should have stayed in today, would have been a normal white guy with normal white girl.

Stated it would have been better than him trying to dunk in the old ship.

You fuck this old ship up, That's what I'm trying to say, Joe Torrey got me.

Oh you say you gotta hand do the shit?

Sit down?

You know?

Yeah you fat fu?

No, tor can't you run run out of that ship?

Is even worse you done whatever they said.

You had an encounterment with the dog backstage in l A E M X oh ship.

Oh man, Uh yeah.

This was back when you know, comedy albums was the thing.

And so I went to the jay Z concert at the Staples Center and everybody in the back, you know, bus Rhyme's stoopid.

I was trying to get people to hold up the album and be like, yo, support my man.

Did so I saw X and I was like, yo, let me And so I go into the liver, into the locker room and there's one entrance in, one entrance out.

Fifteen niggas came in there behind him, and then the security comes in, slams the door and stands in front of the door, and I'm like, hey, I was just wondering if you could do some joint my dog my voice, I don't know I heard you.

You know what I mean by my voice?

If it's good, yeah, if it's not.

Let me tell you something, man, I've been.

I've been.

I've been black my whole life.

I grew up you know, I didn't grow up in the projects, but I grew up poor.

And Uh, this how I knew where my level of blackness ended.

Uh.

This nigga was talking to me, and at one point he pulls the razor blade from under his tongue, and that's the first time I saw that.

And I'm like, how is this nigga talking not cutting himself?

And I went, yeah, my nigga, don't understand.

Yo, my nigga, I'm black up to a point.

That was it.

Let me tell you something, your man DMX.

The stories I got about DMX, he probably got more.

He was down with him, But yo, d m X, man, he was the trip.

He was a real, real trip.

He did Man TV.

He was the real deal DM Man Man TV.

Yeah, I played his mother.

We did a skit when he off the road and I'm in the grand outfit with the gray hair and the glasses, with the chain with times on, and so he said, Yoman, the's bitches, and I mean, they don't theyn't let me fight for me, earl, you know what I mean.

And I was like, your son, Blacks, you're gonna talk about these hosts.

So it's just me and him going.

Back and the.

Like, Yeah, I thought of this crazy story.

Right, it's gonna lead to a question for me.

That's crazy, that's insane.

It's insane one right, but it's the truth.

It's uncapable.

Right.

So I got a friend, right, he passed away.

We used to call him Joe Bentley because he owned so many Well we go to Miami.

We used to have all these drop top Bentley.

This guy had too many Bentleys, like the Italian dude.

Too much?

Right, he said he died, right, But I'm just telling you this story because I thought about it on the way here.

I was like, who would be?

But anyway, so this guy must have been the original capper because you know everything I say is true.

These people just ain't having an incredible life like you, so they can't they can't comprehend the shit I'll be saying.

Right.

So this man was the bigger capper than me.

So every time he was so rich, but every time he would tell me stories, I'd be like full of shit.

Told me he used to fuck sit Share.

One day, he picks me up in my house in Miami, pulls up to Star Island, Share, opens the door and the boost DA and this name the ass walks it.

Shit, you can't believe, right.

So the man tells me that when OJ Simpson was in the Bronco, he was in the airport with the private that OJ Simpson is this man right, he was the one waiting for him, for him and the A C Green to come on a private breakout.

This guy he's telling me our counts.

But the point is the man telling me all this shit the whole time.

I know your friendy, I know he's I know, he's my man, filthy rich with the ship.

He was telling me.

I could not believe right.

So one days his wife's birthday and he says, yo, we're throwing His wife is named the Cole Joe Bentley.

His wife is named the.

Co So he says, Yo, we're throwing her birthday party in my other house up and like where Trump lives, Palm.

Beach and some shit we pull up.

This shit got white horses, or it's just the guy had too much money.

Right, I go with the terror squad, Me, Remmy, Pistol, p This is why I got witnesses with this one.

We going there.

O J.

Simpson is in the house, so Remmy and Pistol starts smoking blunts with him.

They having the best time with Ojson.

He was smoking smoking joint blunts with Remmy and Pistol.

Right, Remmy says she even got a picture of that.

Right, so I go go like he's murdered two people smoking blunts is easy, You're right.

The moral to the story is when it came down to cut the cake, Happy birthday, Nicoll, Joe Bentley puts the machete in oj OJ's hand.

He said, you did it, nigga, you did it, and oj start chasing him around the house with the fucking knife.

Somebody got you gotta get an animator and turn these stories tell it.

I shout out to mister Comodore, mister Comradore, just a ready start.

You seen the shit he did?

He did it like when I robbed the Jimmy played it over his white face with blonde hair, fat belly out.

He's doing this, Charlie Murphy.

But listen what I'm saying.

O J starts chasing him around the house with the knife.

He said, you did it, man, you did it.

The fucking who would be the O J.

Simpson of twenty twenty five if somebody killed they wife or something like that?

Who are you the fuck?

Who?

Who is stopped TV?

Talking about?

Who would stop TV if they was in the.

White bronco chasing them they might have allegedly killed their wife in twenty twenty five?

Who's the celebrity, any celebrity?

And he at no, you know that's that's murder and fame.

So you think any celebrity would would have the TV going crazy?

Yeah, so you ain't got one pick?

Oh J wasn't even a big celebrity when that shit happened.

He just was OJ.

My pick is Tiger Woods.

Because you got a white girl.

It gotta be a white girl right to make this shit go crazy and white people.

It is comfortable.

I thought he had a question.

I do.

Here's the question.

The question is I was setting him up.

Who's the old jail Who's twenty twenty five celebrity did some allegedly did some.

Ship like that?

Who with every channel turned on to hey, anybody that killed two?

But when you said, when you say that element, now you're talking about the white girl, is it?

Does it have to be that element?

No, I'm just thinking about how crazy it's Will Smith from slap to murder?

Will Smith running this crazy?

Are you?

Oh?

No, you're fighting?

Jazz is driving Jessy and he got the j He's DJing while he's driving, and.

As he's driving us in West Philadelphia born and raided.

Oh because I'm thinking Tiger boys got the white wife.

He's golf The white people watch golfing because the white people love oh j That's what made it so crazy.

Righty, it's twenty twenty five.

Black men murdering white women don't have the same cachet.

Yeah, yo, yo yo.

The diffuse of this Saint Yo is out of control.

Let's let me tell you one of the funniest story ever heard.

Niggas leg the Mike Tyson Eve at the awards and he was like, Yo, you gotta take the base off the boys.

Chell, Mike Chick dad ship.

I told him what story?

I don't know that story.

Well, one day Mike was talking crazy to Eve, like what crazy out of this world?

Great like picture I'll eat your kids and not like that.

It was not like that, but no, he was saying.

Mike's saying that crazy ship to him.

You must have lifted like a stake instead of you know when you see he was gonna suck you up.

Listen, listen to the story.

Know when it's you.

See something and you say something something in your mind.

He was doing that, but it wasn't in his mind.

He was just whatever he was taking.

He was saving me and me styles and loops like somebody got to somebody got to be the crash dummy.

Then we got a hawk, somebody got to get the horde.

Hit him, bro, and then we're gonna halt matter.

That gone dawn and we did twenty first fingers about twenty million times.

Nobody wanted to take the first hit.

But Mike was telling her that crazy shit.

I want to tell you, I want to He was saying that crazy ship to it and we did that the remy.

But we was in his house after she shot the girl before.

That's that's after she elect that's before she elected shot the girl.

I turned out.

Saucy opened the door, asked man, Jerry, she can't do you opened the door, asked naked, And I was like, am I hearing that?

No?

No?

See your Mica all right is doing that?

Yo, you gotta have heart to tell Mike Tyson like, yo, my man, throw the top one man like and I'm with some allegedly got out though.

Yeah.

He was like, yo, Joe, you know this is the boxes.

We were like, yo, my man, you gotta stop.

Then we're gonna side.

And the type of things he was telling remby mo, I felt pussy if I didn't like like address it, like I have to be like.

Your mic h that might have to be around the same demon shoes losing his fucking mind.

Fu, yo, y Mike is crazy.

He was like, yo, Joe.

You know he showed me a brand new Bens.

It was like a five money some brand new ship never drove.

He was like, yo, you just leave her head.

You got the bends, you know.

The ship was crazy.

Like I was like Yo, my maid.

He was looking at me.

Remmy's eyes looked at me, her eyes open so big.

She was like, nigga, you better not leave me in this fucking place.

I think a brother was with us too.

Everybody was looking like yo, like, we're gonna have to, like pound Mike Tyson out we get We have no pause, no choice, We're gonna have to like it's nothing we can do.

Like he was like, Yo, showed us the brand new ben shit was like one hundred and fifty two hundred.

Nobody even had that shit right then.

They still have to stick to we was like, ah, she gotta go with us, my d man.

No, that shit was crazy.

Man.

Oh, it takes a lot of courage.

It's almost like a guy at the movies with his girl and they wrap it to this girl and they disrespect this girl from him as they tend deep.

You know you're gonna get your ass.

But a lot of these guys are cowards.

They won't defend their wife or or they girl of shit like that.

But the guy that does, he gets the beats.

Well.

Sometimes the girls are the reason why they're get in the situations because she get maud and start doing a whole bunch of extra shit.

Who you beat that.

Let me tell you something.

My wife used to force me.

This is when we used to have one hundred guys.

You're a real nigga.

Take me to the club tonight by yourself.

You don't need the crew.

This this that I go to the.

Club, I see the guys we beat up the night before one hundred d and I'm like, there you go, you got it.

This the shit you want it?

Remember I told you about the shit happened yesterday that stump one hundred D one nigg Your man's a realist.

There you go, you got it, baba, no problem this this that.

Then we always got away from that.

But you know, she used to test me like that.

You know what I'm saying, like, Yo, you got to come up in there by yourself.

This this that you know, Yeah, the woman could definitely talk.

You went to some shit.

Yeah we'll so with your podcast it's called Spears and Steinberg uh bailable or all streaming platform.

You got a Jewish guy, which yeah yeah, yeah.

The game money the money, Uh check out the YouTube channel Spisburg Pod hit like and subscribe.

And I always tell people, look, we like six hundred and seventy nine episodes, and start from the beginning because when you it's like, you know, you get it said, chance to hit the jokes, the evolution of the characters.

I do you know, callbacks and uh it's like uh massturbation and potato chips.

Once you start, you won't stop.

Binge.

Yeah, I mean it's binge.

Man.

You know why he is just making big money with this ship?

Is the country Wane they said on Facebook?

Yeah, he got a choke hole over there, Maber.

I called you that Tom Dove is is she does my all social media and I called it and I was like, yo, I heard that dude is clearing.

Checks over there in Facebook.

Yeah, I mean you know this this If you know how to finagle this ship, there's money in it.

So and I'm kind of just on the cusper figuring that out.

You know.

When you get it though, that ship is a oh yeah, oh yeah.

So And also slide into my DMS and Instagram and I'll chop it up with you and send you the links Spears and Steinberg.

I like that.

And you're on tour right now too.

Yeah, all year round.

I hardly ever get a break, right too.

Man?

What about you work a lot too, Like I find myself not being able to truly enjoy my peace because I'm always thinking about all right, Thursday we out to Vegas.

Uh, then Saturday we in Canada.

Like how do you do it's the same way through your week.

Or you don't care, you just know that shit's on your mind.

You gotta it's constantly thinking about you.

Can't really just ship rest some shit today.

They say you're gonna make time for you, So you're gonna make' gonna make some time.

But wherever you go sometimes is it like because for me, it's like sometimes if I go if I'm going to Miami, I'm going to Vegas, New York, that's like a vacation.

But if I got to go to Mississippi, Oh Street word, man, I just like niggas and red Yo.

Listen, man, I went to North Dakota last week.

You've been to North Dakota.

Ass pussy value go down in certain parts of the country.

I don't even call Miami Miami.

I call it me Mommy, Mommy, Florida baby Me, Mommy.

Them women out there dressed like they don't like their fathers.

One thing in Miami is day in shape.

Yeah, in shape, and everybody works out over there, like everybody.

So the minute you driving down the street, it's like no other place.

The minute you driving, you know, everybody got their workout clothes on.

The dude just cocked these who they running around like.

You know, Miami is definitely all about their appearance and stuff like that.

So you know, my, mommy, mommy, I'm gonna ask you one last question.

When is the one time you stepped in ship and you just said holy shit?

Comedically?

Oh that's easy.

Uh.

We ended the first that death comedy Jam tour the Garden And at that time, before the clip that I did eventually that went viral fourteen million, I was at the radio station in San Francisco and I did.

Some went viral back then.

No no, no, no no no.

I'm talking about later after this moment and I did a jay z DMX snoop rapping and it went viral.

But before this the Garden, I didn't write I didn't write it down.

I just thought I'm gonna wing it.

I'm gonna just just go off the head.

And this is why you go.

You have to have respect for what you do.

I bomb so horrifically.

And as I'm walking past Kid Capri's table, dudes just standing over there at the DJ booth and one of them goes, I don't know if they said it on purpose so I can hear it or just the timing.

He was like, man, that niggas got it.

And I had to walk back from the garden to the hotel.

Sherifdan on fifty seven.

I felt like Will Smith and I am legend.

There was no cause to help people.

It was just lonely.

It was me by myself.

It was the loneliest walk.

It's like change don't come.

And that's what I went.

You know what, dude, you gotta respect this shit.

So I smoked the blunt and I and I wrote and I just I wrote the lyrics out and cut to that's when I did it at the radio station and it went viral.

Yeah, you know what he just reminded me in this podcast, there's certain guys you can't really big up like that, right, So there's some people I big up and they and they try to diss me, like kick the Pree.

I call him one of my top five.

It wasn't good enough.

He's on this Discraunt we gotta discuss this.

This is this.

I see the Matt Raids John's funeral.

I say, yo, kid, I can't even beg you up, Like I can't even beg you up.

I call you my the number one on my top five, and you still got a problem with it.

You on your Instagram like, yo, we got to talk about it.

I'm like, you care, I can't be There's certain guys I'm realizing on this podcast and you can't even big them up because somehow that turns into how we gonna turn this into some other shit?

Right?

I mean, I gotta act because now just hit me.

I gotta ask you a question.

So when most people go there's dudes that do battle rap like Loaded Bucks and Murder Move.

For some reason, a lot of battle rappers can't make successful albums.

And then I'm going and they also but well, a lot of guys that are successful in making albums can't battle rap, and I go, when you think about a guy like Jada, one of the hardest MC's ever, if you had the battle rap, like you.

Know, I can't do that for real?

I think I mean I could, but I can't.

They possessed a special thing with that that's what that's they and.

I mean matter of fact, I might could and they might be able to make classic albums.

Is just once the people start saying, YO know, the battle rap niggas can't make good albums.

You know the regular things can't be battle I maybe can't.

If you pushed me to the min or, the bag was out it because they never say who win the look whoever you just the win or to lose.

It is up to the individual's ears.

Like they never just put a thing up Arie fifty rounds kids, three raps, just say you was there or you watched the link you come outside of Your man might think you one other man might think I won.

So if the baggage right and is no, all you gotta do is win a good round and a half.

I think that.

I think that was get around and a half up?

You could be I meany rounds?

Is it three?

But is it is?

It's really all of that ship.

They can keep starting over in order to come back with the other I don't.

I should take a lot of practice.

I would have to go to the I have to go into campus see from the outside looking in, and just as a fan, you just go, you know, I could do it.

I probably could, but I ain't going to just step out there and say.

And then my question to you, Joe is.

I want to help answer that too.

Okay, but let me ask you this.

I would think like, if there's so much potential money and what if they were to set up like a pay per view and go, we would love to see Eminem versus Jada fabulous verse another MC like that.

And that never happens really, except with the versus thing that just happened because of COVID.

The thing I'm trying to tell you is to be careful with fifty cent in them, you know is no, I'm just trying to tell you.

Were talking about are you this hip hop thing right?

It's could well the guys to get the most respect they have unscathed.

Resumes.

So nobody ever robbed Fat Joe, nobody ever beat Fat Joe up, Nobody with all the guys ever beefed with, they never got one up right.

Fifties part of that frame of thought where no one gets one up on him, right, So you gotta understand these guys got these type of like egos where they not trying to take no type of hell.

So with the battle ap ain't no professional rapper like a professor.

You might find a fragio star, you might find one of them, you ain't gonna find a top tier rapper trying to battle for any amount of money.

Jada against eminem distance.

They're not doing that shit because nobody once that blemish on the record, you know.

And it's the same way street wise with rappers.

Once you catch that L and you.

On video, Look they look, they were terrified at this night till they seen them get beat up one time and they had them on film.

After that, they were trying to rush them everywhere he went Arizona.

These people were so terrified at so once they see you catch that L somewhere, whether it's battle Way or whatever the case may be, Oh good luck walking around the same way you walk around.

Now let me let me go back to that original question.

The truth is, there's a lot of artists out there.

They don't know how to make a hit record.

Don't ask me why.

There's a lot of artists out there they don't know how to make a hit hook.

Don't ask me why.

There's a lot of artists out there that don't know how to change their flows there's a lot of artists out there is considered the greatest lyricists of all time that never could pick a good beat.

Don't know why.

It's like, well, you you come to comedy.

They got to be like a chamber.

Does he rock the crowd or does he say funny shit on the spot?

Does he have premeditated ship this, there's a there's a criteria for some reason.

Everybody's not born with that chamber, with every single chamber.

And I watched it.

I mean the greatest you know, if you want me to say a name, which is not right.

But there's been some of the greatest guys that we considered the greatest rappers of all time that didn't know how to pick the beat or didn't know how to really make a hit, and so some of them kid under the claw of I'm underground.

You know, I'm underground.

I don't really want to make a hit, you know, I don't really want that kind of success.

I don't.

I don't this, but that that end of the day.

I think rappers like I started out underground, digging in the crates.

I think it shows growth if you're able to make a song like who shot You?

And then do a what's love?

You know what I mean?

And me, I used to tell all my crew digging in the crates, I used to tell them more of y'all came in here to be a superstar.

I did not come in here to just be underground.

Not pointing them out in any way, but just saying, there's artists that just can't do everything, and there's some artists that haven't had the luck like you.

You beyond talented.

Everybody knows you beyond talented.

You just ain't have no Adam Sandler in your corner.

You just ain't have no like like you know, you ain't have somebody with that type of power to say this is the guy you know, So you similar to us.

You gotta fight your way to where you got your spot.

Were still fighting on the greatest side from you that I loved.

It was at that time when you said, uh, what's everybody so mad at the south Wall?

Switch up your style?

Switch to south Wall?

I was thinking about that today.

That was me and he bowed.

I was Jada.

I was listening.

That's my region, that's my love, Google yo Ja, We'll be right back after this commercial rank hold up.

I followed everybody so mad at the south Fork, learn how to switch your style up and go southball say it, but you open your mouth for better reason for me to just open your scout more up.

Man, that's me.

Man, let's not get this.

I mean, we ain't got all time.

It's no no, no no.

But I gave you that shout out no yeah on a super smash ship breck Aga.

But that's it's visually who came from thugging out?

Then he threw it on on this once again the crossover.

Let me explain saying to you right.

The point I was making right is at that time everybody borrow No I didn't.

I'm just making sure he I didn't know where it came from.

He might have set me up with that ship.

I would have gotten this face.

I would have gotten you.

You're the only person that I heard say that.

It was a little underground and was it my ship was smash No.

But I still gave him the prom shade.

I was listening.

I don't care.

I'm like, but it being the biggest song, I just don't You're not gonna deprive me and being a part of it.

So but I did big he gave me.

I love you.

That's a big breaford making brain.

But let me explain something to you, right, I traveled around the whole country.

I did this thing.

I think it was for bud Light, and then every city to starve the city basketball player would come out.

Right.

So if it was Memphis, it was Zach Randolph at the time.

If it was Philly, AI and now we would host everyone.

But I noticed that the whole entire country, from the East to the Midwest, to the West to the South, we're only playing down South music in the club.

One time New York created hip hop.

That was no longer that we was not running the game.

The West took it.

We wasn't running it.

South took over the game to the point of I gotta be deaf, dumb, and blind to be sitting in the hottest club with the hottest ball player not to notice this shit unchanged on us.

You can't come with the boom back and think you're gonna pop one off.

It just wasn't working at that time.

The DJ got to spend with fl fluidity the same shit, this rocket, So the d he ain't playing nothing but the down South shit.

So I'm in Memphis and the guy goes and says, let's throw it back.

He throws on the rock Buildings in the Building to night.

Oh the problem with that was that was actually number one at that time.

He said, the throwback, the throwback of the day rock building in the Building to Night.

Is because they're so used to hearing nothing but the.

Dirty South winning all day that even though that record was the hottest shit out, they called it the throwback.

Same with New York.

New York was really really cocky.

I remember there was a time when New York you listen to Hot ninety seven and they'd be like, yo, what's playing outside of the Five Boroughs?

And they'd be like, these are my confessions.

And they had that shit in the choko to where they wasn't playing that.

So according to it, to the line, why are you bad at the city, you gotta switch to South for you know how many New York.

Rappers was which nigga's shit it No, no, because at first they get mad at you.

You figure it out, you get upset, Yo, he get into the bag.

The nigga made it dawn South here.

That's what's ringing right now.

So all my New York colleagues furious, I'm reading the Sauce magazine.

Oh I could he rhyme on something like this this next thing?

I know everybody's everybody's the ate away rocking like this.

But they was dumb mad at me.

When I first did make it ring.

They were like, yo, how you can rap on that?

And then everybody is just a new norm.

Then New York starts sounding like the Dirty South.

To be honest with you, if you're.

Gonna keep it a buck because they were like, yo, we got to make one of these.

So in other words, being that he was the originator, it's like you Elvis Presley did it, but he was Big Mama Thornton.

I guess so I begged the boy you know who Big Mama.

No she she wrote, uh not but a hound a right, wow, just took it, you know.

But no, she's the real Well he spit a bar.

He didn't write my song, brother, be clear.

He spit a bar, you know, and that ship went, you know, make it ring one of them classic coals.

Don't get it fucked up.

Just this cry.

It is the first line of the first verse.

Young motherfucker kid kids, I'm going to hire a comedian behind the scenes.

I might hire you give me some Jadakis jokes because this guy ship you tried and you lost.

I though you tried, you tried forty eight hours, tried.

He was unsuccessful.

You try, You talked about how black ship.

Don't know that ship was.

You got the base, that was it.

That was a odd that was a draw, that was a draw, that was more and one, but that was off the top.

I wouldn't ever.

Ask you for directions.

I asked you to get to the Bronx.

She sent me to Kentucky the way you all over the place.

Man, No, he said, I frid But let me tell you something.

He hit you with that ship, right faty, I said, too, shame man.

He gave me my I thought that was a great one.

Dude.

Sometimes when you speak in your regular voice, especially if I've been smoking a lot drinking rasp I get a little raspy.

I've been working on it, you know.

Uh, let's get it, baby.

Congratulations all week one point one maid and the show a week.

So I'm working on it.

I'm working on it.

Let me see if my hull up and I ain't animated, like say it buster rhyme to real shit, you kid, when you break down.

My line had that to the fact I'm going plat a bunch of times.

Time sap a mindfluence, some pot coach.

I'm supposed to be number one on everybody list O.

I love you, Tony Soprano.

I used you on the intro to the album.

Fuck of course you didn't you know on the fuck of dal one the guys in the fucking a Diance.

You know what it is.

I've seen you with the fucking euro step.

You're pretty good, yo.

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