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Put on your pod.

Susan Dance the Blues.

Let's pod.

OK, 300th episode.

Yeah.

OK.

Have you started?

We're going to start right now.

Let's.

Go welcome back to another episode.

Not just another episode, guys, but it's our 200th episode.

You did it.

Yeah, you did it.

202 hundred not out mate.

200 and also it's my birthday.

No, this is a celebration.

We are.

Celebrating.

I've got to say thanks for having me back.

Well, we had to get you back to that episode.

Oh, yeah.

Did you?

Did you?

Well, actually, I'm a little bit disappointed here because just before we started recording, Danny, who had messaged me about this episode and he really sold it to me and, and said, you know, it's the 200th episode.

It would be the guys want you back.

It would be a pleasure.

You know, you're one of our favorite guests.

Can you come in?

Yeah, but yeah.

But he just said two minutes ago, oh, it's the 200th episode.

And both of users went, oh, is it?

Yeah, 200.

You didn't even know.

No, you haven't got excited for the for the cabinet.

I thought you guys are showbiz because fucking hell wants that 200th episode.

I think he actually just went 200.

Fucking I couldn't do another 200 of these.

I'm wrong, Can you believe it?

Party poppers going on, so no thanks.

For having me love it, you are our favorite.

So we party.

What's going on?

Well, we got a break.

What would you like first?

A shot.

A celebratory shot.

Let's do.

That it is your birthday.

Happy birthday, mate.

Yeah, got your little card?

Mom, it's my face.

What's going on?

You all right?

Fucking hell, we've only just started.

I've got me a big.

You got stuck.

I've got a comment.

Happy birthday mate.

Thanks mate.

How old are you, Tony?

I'm 34.

34 well in.

He said I wasn't gonna make it to 30.

Look at me now, 34 baby I, I spat in a man's face over there.

Look at that.

I got a fire.

They treat yourself.

Oh, thanks man.

What are you gonna get?

What are you gonna get?

Tutorial, have a great one.

Keep doing what you do.

My lots of luxury boggle.

Don't come back in February.

Yeah, but it'll be fuming if you get a Tanner.

Do you know what I mean?

That's inflation over there.

Yeah, I accidentally spiked a man's face over there.

I did a gig in London, London, London, London.

London.

Yeah, and it was that grateful for Avinals and he.

I know you got a couple of free drinks at the bar.

Yeah, I mean Elliot Steel was taking the piss, lad.

Every time he came back.

I'll have got free pie and dropped it.

Lad can have another one.

Drop just kept coming back.

More Crossfire line.

The cleaner got it.

I think of another one.

And then he kept plowing me with tequila shots.

It's Kayla's like commit or Miss Kai.

Yeah, yeah, I can have a go down the wrong way or not.

So I don't mind somebody.

If I have somebody who can I be sick?

Came over I couldn't do.

It my one of them.

All right, OK.

But I can't, I can't look.

I can't look soft.

Drop me.

I can't not do it.

So I had I had two in the second one I had hiccups and I thought as a tequila hit I was spy directly in his face.

Bobbins face now in the promoter's face like Triple H Oh, spray them.

Well, see how you get on with these.

What's this little little concoction?

It is like inventing stuff in it.

What's it called?

It's it's basically Bailey's on Fireball.

So happy 212.

And happy.

Birthday.

As well.

Cheers.

Thank you.

It's all right in that it's a bit like a kick.

No, no, it's, it's, it's, it's like a slice of cake, like a little.

Cinnamon cake bounty.

Nice, isn't it?

Yeah.

That's nice though.

So there you go.

That's your, that's your upper teeth.

And then I'll get on the, I'll get on the.

Cocktail the pad of teeth.

Yeah, not that fucking special blue shot.

Yeah, well, yeah, you didn't like that that.

Was fucking petrol.

I remember, I remember being charged off that like.

Yeah, that was the special brew.

What?

Was the special.

I went out, I was like on sheer road that night.

After that, after it made me.

Really sad.

I felt sad man watching a special brew special.

Special brew was it?

Special Brew Margarita and and then we had a buck fast to it as well.

Yeah.

It's.

Great.

I invented a new drink in a minivan on Tuesday.

I like the.

Aussie whites.

It's called Aussie Ice and it's basically Aussie Whites and Smirnoff ice and another drink I've invented.

Oh.

My God I love Aussie whites.

No is.

It what is it?

Aussie whites?

Cheeky Vimto.

An Aussie whites No that's.

Poor, oh, cheeky paintings, yeah.

So yeah, another invention.

So that's just what I've been up to if you've.

Cooking makes cooking in the kitchen.

Just in the making stuff.

Mixology.

Oh, this looks like I think it's going to be powerless.

Yeah, it's going to be good.

Yeah.

This is I've got a gig.

So, well, you were you were out last night, weren't you, in the case.

Yeah, we're out last night.

Yeah, yeah, it was an assume.

You're going to have to have to find my friends out.

No, I just, I listen.

I like it let you out because I went out Tuesday, but I was obviously in London.

Wait.

London.

Yeah, but I I do get like, you know, I just don't be safe than that, don't you?

You know what I mean though I don't feel like.

I hope you're not laughing too much about me.

You've got the formal.

I get formal, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, I got formal Tuesday when you were in London.

Only with you though.

Oh yeah, just get formal.

You should you should do that though.

Add yourself on Find my friends on.

I will get caught lying, Johnny.

Well then don't lie.

I think it's just a nice way to well, what if you go missing?

It's like so I've got.

Who's going to kidnap me?

I've got like 6 or six or seven of my mates.

I'm fine my friends.

It's just going to kidnap me.

I.

Don't know like some.

That'll be a big operation, that one.

Yeah, an Albanian gang or something.

I don't know.

There you go.

Try, try some of this brand new one fresh.

You know the glass as well, Danny?

Very.

Much.

Oh, it smells.

Quite fresh.

Cheers guys, for any for anyone that wants to know the recipe, it's half Aussie White's half half smart enough ice.

Now that that's a bit of me.

Oh, that's refreshing.

It's good in it.

That's.

Good.

It's nice and.

That's the perfect end of summer tonic.

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie whites is like a fortified wine.

It's a it's almost like a like a not as thick as Bucky.

You think so?

I've never I've never seen it before until moving to Liverpool.

It is.

It's Yitz.

Yitz's make it or something?

Like that, it's that's good.

Yeah, happy with it.

And then it's because the Aussie whites is 20%.

That's the smart enough face.

Yeah, it's a good, it's a good fucked up.

It's a lot better than that fucking abomination last time.

That was good that you know there's logger.

It is but.

Yeah, so So what?

What?

What's what's been cracking on then, Johnny?

So not not much.

Really just still bingo in the bite.

We've got our Christmas shows all all on sale now that's.

The best I've ever been.

Gone.

So we're gonna have all the Christmas shows, Christmas cracker.

We're leaning in the sort of like a tacky 80s vibe, you know, with like, you know, those kind of decorations, like the sort of, you know, that Santa, that like plastic Santa face that you put used to put on the wall, you know what I mean?

Well, tally's just all the loads of tacky decorations over there.

I've.

Just spent £90 on Team You buying all that type of stuff so I've made the deal.

Did you get the foil things that used to go on?

Your shield?

Yeah, that's what we're going for.

Decoration.

So where'd you get it?

Off Team you.

Yeah, I'm going to go to B&M as well.

But basically we bear like some nice looking Christmas, you know, like where it's pretty and it matches because I like that kind.

Of yeah, that's class.

I've got like one room and I'm like, I'm having that room at least.

So that's the deal we've had.

So I'm just going to go.

Mad, are you going to have your own tree?

Is it 2 trees?

I can't do yet.

I wasn't planning on it, but I can't.

Have you just been given room in your house and she just said you should stay in Christmas?

Basically they are.

So it's the room.

We've got a, we've got a projector in one room, haven't we?

Yeah, does that the the West, The West Wing or the.

No, no, that was on the East West Wing's, the seven bedrooms, Yeah.

And then so in there, that's like my room through Playstations there and stuff.

So it's just.

Like your safe space?

Basically, yeah, you've.

Got a little Is it like a man game?

No division.

Room.

Yeah, like there's the dart boards in there and stuff.

So it's not.

It's all, it's all paddlers, rooms.

Paddlers.

Yeah, off the wall.

So just for Christmas, you're going to decorate your your padded room?

Yeah, I'll be nice.

Yeah, free Cancel record or go to your room.

I'm asking for two, 2 seconds.

Do you have do you have a, do you have a safe space at your house, Johnny?

Because obviously you've got a wife and kids and.

Stuff.

Do you know what I've just got?

The spare bedroom Mint.

Or the Tug Palace, as I like to call it.

Tug Palace, Yeah.

You know.

Just get away for a bit.

You have a.

Little wise little tug in there, man, you look.

Have you got a?

Have you got a room yours?

That's the dartboard bro.

That's in the kitchen, wasn't?

It.

No, no.

In the bedroom.

Oh, the bedroom, yeah, because Lauren's got her office because she has a real job.

So there's not really.

Have you still been side of them?

Still been side of the stuff?

Signings dropped off a bit, you know, as it.

Yeah, yeah.

He's lacked.

Lacks his real scale from museum.

Said that he has to sign in like the day or his day, you know, like his days off.

It's more, it's more it's like because because obviously with this job job, the day can kind of slip away from you.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, that's what I get it.

I know what structure that I need in my life.

I need.

To get up early so.

So she wants to know where you are or?

No, I go into the office, I sign in and she'll give me like A to do list, but I'll pretend I'm like a formula and I've got like checklist to do so then I can pretend I'm like conforming on the construction site.

OK, but it's doing the pots.

But I walk around and like, you know, inspect yourself.

Do what I mean, just makes it fun for me just to make chores fun, because otherwise I won't do it.

But if she'll go like, Oh, you've got race against time.

The pot seems to be dried and and in the cupboard by 5:00 or the world went I went fuck him on it.

And then I'm like, wow, done it, Save the world.

Do I need, like, little instructions?

Yeah, Your granddad used to, like, drive in the bathroom.

That's how long you can hold your breath.

But like, hold me a bit.

But then if you called, how longer could stay under, under the water for.

And then we'd play Olympics of it.

Did you ever beat like you ever like beat your time?

Yeah, so I beat the time and then I have like a new personal best and something notepad just loads of times of how long we got that element of bath water for.

So I've always been I've always been motivated by achievement.

Do you know what I mean?

Can.

You remember what your PB was?

For, I don't know, maybe 1314 seconds?

14 seconds I've got.

Like an 18.

Year old.

COPD, that's not long.

You know that's not long.

I don't know.

Not too fair.

It's if you grab that hold your dad.

It's pretty fucking scary that way.

Yeah.

I mean, I'm sick, I'm getting water boarded by my granddad.

Forgive me if I'm not putting up.

Doing that Wim Hof breathing technique before just trying to get them fill your lungs.

Yeah, so you've got your tug palace.

What's in the Tug Palace then?

Nothing, it just sheets.

Yeah.

Just just very thin, very thin sheets and, and I've got one of those we sort of what's it called Northern Lights, you know, the little we had it for the kids when they're younger and I have moved it into the spare bed like a mobile, like a.

Oh, like a no like a?

It's got, it's got like a little projector and you just put it on.

It's got Zen.

Them rain things.

We've seen the rain things.

Rain things.

Yeah.

The train thing next to you bed.

You play it.

Yeah.

Plays waterfall.

It's like waterfall.

It is an actual order because I play, I play rain signs.

I do myself, yeah.

But this is actually.

Tropical rain.

I need tropical rain.

I've got like my own one, like I've mixed.

It's got like a, it's a sort of mixed rain of it's like you make your own mix of all the different sounds.

Let me get it here for you.

This is mine.

This is mine here.

It's called Soundscape too.

Yeah, it's quite heavy.

It's quite heavy rain.

So that's.

But I've I've I've got all the levels right just to get the perfect.

Sign nice way.

So nice.

That was anxiety way there.

Yeah, we have to listen to things I'm saying some people.

I do.

I've got bad, I've got bad tinnitus like so like like.

You start off the DJ and obviously.

Yeah, it's just been.

Yeah, but then.

Did you ever wait?

No.

Never I tried them and tried any ear monitors and stuff like that.

It's just not fun.

You just can't work out what's going on.

But then it's, we've got in my head a wee bit about it.

And then I went to a tinnitus like therapist and then they said there's no such thing as like silence.

No, no, as in for anyone, there's no, you know, like you're kind of, you hear ringing in your ears and you're searching for silence, but there is no silence.

There's never been silence.

You'll always hear something like whether it be the blood flowing around your body or something.

So when you've got the tinnitus, you're searching for nothing.

But before that, there's there's always something.

Oh God, she.

Started crying after she said that.

Yeah.

No such thing.

I.

Said thank you chatty DP wasn't a real wasn't a real person.

Thank you so much.

Obviously the last episode we we had a big thing on Chatty.

BT that's a good name for a show in it or a book.

There's no such thing as silence.

I think I've got a right, so think of this show.

There's no such Thing as silence.

That's about someone who's sexual assaulted, who's dumb and he can't speak.

But there's no such thing as silence because there's tears in his eyes or her eyes.

However, which way you want to go?

I just thought, like Simon and Garfunkel, we're talking shit because there is no such thing as the sound of silence.

How good would that be?

There's a drama, yeah.

She had watch it like I don't think it'd.

Be it's probably Channel 5I reckon no.

ITV Be.

At least you think so bro.

I've got Sheldon Smith on that.

Someone's grab someone's ass and they claim that would be nice.

Yeah, yeah, but and then Sheridan Smith is the therapist who gets out of him through sign.

He's.

All right, because he's deaf.

Dumb.

Deaf and dumb.

Or just dumb?

Just dumb.

Can hear everything bro.

Who would play the actor in that role?

But he would be the actor.

That kid from adolescence, how do you like it?

Your turn.

Now let's see your range.

Boy, what did Emmy have you see your range by?

Yeah.

Passes as we shot glasses back since it's a two 200th episode.

I was saying that Danny I've got so I don't know if you know well you will know before the bingo.

I used to be a quiz master.

Yes, you went.

I used to go.

I used to go.

To it.

I actually love Quiz.

Was it a jacket on the last?

Night.

Well, I never did it in the Jacker on that.

This shit alright?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sorry.

For.

Me because the next door I don't know where I.

Was on a Jack.

I went to the chat I.

Went to the ship.

I thought you said you're in levels.

The nightclub for students?

Oh no.

OK, you went to the shoot at nightclub in Freshers week.

Is it Freshers week?

Yeah.

Yeah.

What?

Oh my God.

He went on, he went on the club.

So yeah, I've done.

I've come.

I haven't, I said.

The people who run it with the shoot nights in the pool, like, because I obviously know because they used to do nights in my club when I worked cool at the cold.

They're like a big shoot of Pro Bowl, probably the biggest in the country.

Like the bosses of them went outside the club.

I walked past it.

I just go in there.

I go on.

Fucking went in with a little bladder.

I said I should be actually charged with personal appearance.

I should have charged the fee lot.

I got mobbed last night in that level.

It's like the fucking the beast walked in off the chase.

What's the Irish one there?

Not pose but like a club you start one day or chases.

It Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh yeah.

Some kids show me a picture of you and there with them.

Yeah, I went in there.

When was that?

Do you remember?

In concert In Concert Square.

Yeah, near there.

Oh, Seal St.

Yeah.

The old Empire.

Oh yeah?

Is that an Irish bar?

Yeah.

Because my mate, my mate was starting to end.

I just want to stay out.

So we went out and that was like queuing up off the dance floor to watch me.

But it was all like 18 I thought.

I just slept last.

Night.

Oh yeah, it's mad.

I thought I just slept the last night.

What was the tunes like in levels?

What was?

We went on, we went on both floors, you see.

So it's like Adam Bills, glad to be and stuff.

Because I went, I was in Dublin on Saturday.

I got stuck in Dublin.

It was flying.

I went to Hamburg for bingo and then went to Hamburg for bingo and got stuck in Dublin.

That's an out of body experience.

How's your life?

I had to have been have.

You ever been, have you ever been to Hamburg, by the way?

No.

We've been building in Munich.

I couldn't believe it meant I so we went for a music festival and called the Reaper Band festival, which is like a dead art say like it's also like an Expo for industry of like musicians like.

All bands like Ed Sheeran played that festival.

That was his first ever gig when he was starting off.

So it's all like new up and coming bands or whatever.

But it's tacky.

It's not it's I'd say it's like a mixed Hamburg.

The Reaper ban is a mixture of Benidorm, Blackpool and Amsterdam.

Yeah, it's, I thought it was going to be all like Bohemian, sort of like.

Boston beside.

Just it was like wall to wall brothels.

Honestly, you'd love it.

How?

Big.

Yeah, yeah, Hamburg home with a hamburger as well.

Genuinely.

Yeah, it's all of the change.

How big?

But yeah, I went, I flew back from Hamburg and got stuck in Dublin because there was cyber attacks or something on the plane, on the airports or whatever.

So anyway, I had to stay a night in Dublin, but it went out and did.

I don't know.

Well, you're only 30, you've just turned 34.

Happy birthday.

I felt so old, like in all the pubs in Ireland, because that's.

All last night like.

I think I was in.

I went down to like most, most of the bars we were going to.

It was like a pub, but then downstairs was like a disco or like a club.

They were playing all like the tunes that I remember going out to, like Sean Paul and Oh yeah.

Yeah.

But I was just like.

By the way, we recorded today.

I can go to this, this nightclub.

I got a Saturday night.

It was a Wednesday.

Yeah.

So there's not, there's not fun to do, right?

It was wacky.

Wednesday's 2 for One Yeah.

Exactly.

So I started with concert square as well.

I know that's fucking problem.

How are you to go out with?

Don't never you mind not telling you you got jealous, but all the tunes was like that like Sean Paul that's.

Some Paul's Gold tile Cruz.

Yeah, I know you want to talk.

But I just because.

We can't afford to call it.

I just regret.

I just regret back.

I regret back to when I was like 18 going out, so I was in the mixer on the dance floor and then like, these kids are like half my age and I just.

And then I just went.

I must.

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

In my head, I'm thinking, I'm fucking also there to get busy.

And then I just had to leave.

I was like, this is their time.

Now, but they've not got anyone like Sean Paul, bro.

They've not anyone like Sean Paul.

I still listen to Sean, Sean Paul right now.

Yeah.

Mate on the way in so you go Sean Paul's got range rod so so if you want got rage.

So if you're a bit romantic, you put she doesn't mind on.

Well, how's that?

Go.

She doesn't mind.

I hope she doesn't mind.

And then what if you want like you know you want?

To party?

What if you just want to party?

Well, oh man, the waiting time.

What if you want to like, well, gangster?

Like a big gangster rap.

A big gangster.

Just give me the light.

Just give me the light.

Oh sure, Paul has got range.

I mean, your granddad told him under the bath brief.

Well.

Listen, I've prepared a quiz.

Oh yes, I'm coming.

I'm coming.

I'm coming out of retirement.

Danny did get 2 pens here.

I'll explain.

I'll explain the rules all right.

Is there a prize, Johnny?

Yeah, there is a prize.

Yeah.

Oh, Tony's got a pen.

Is there a prize?

Yeah.

There's a prize, Yeah.

And there's also I'm going to beat you.

Yeah, there's I.

Love quizzes bro.

There's also a forfeit as well.

Oh.

No.

Simple user going Do you want to join a fresh piece of paper?

Is it general knowledge?

Oh, it's general knowledge.

He's a fit cunt man so.

No, general general knowledge covers everything.

Is that just what you're not?

I'm just not good.

There's a bit of everything, yeah.

It's a big drunk, yeah, but if.

It was like it was about like or share in 2000s.

It could be because it's got general knowledge, covers music, you know, you know what general knowledge is.

Just about or shit admin.

He's a big, thick old one.

It was just about, or should have been if it was just about is a big fake old subway.

So here's the rules 10 questions, keep them to yourself.

OK, no cheating.

And then after that, we'll go through the the answers.

Do you want to know what the the prizes?

Are well and our papers into Diana so there's no cheating because he's a cheat lad.

He loves.

You.

He's a fucking cheat lad.

I've seen him.

He'll be.

Good for you, I've.

Seen it.

I've seen him place you.

I trust.

I trust his.

We are, yeah, but you love him more than me, so you'll cheated.

I've set all this up for your birthday.

Thanks.

Like what?

Did we have?

There's one by me.

OK, so here's your here's your prize.

You ready?

Oh.

Should we know our prize?

Yeah, so you've got the winner in your, the winner in the forfeit.

OK, so the winner, 4 cans of ice cold Budvar.

Have you tasted how good budvar is?

What do you say, Budvar?

4.

4 cans of budvar.

Forge on it 4.

That's insane.

The.

Forfeit is a nice goblet of the good old fashioned monks finest.

Do you know what We'll not we'll go just say when done it.

Wow.

Yeah, I always said wow, but I'll give.

Him.

That OK, ready to play?

Question one on the quiz.

Say say when?

Wow.

Right.

Are you ready?

Look, these are these are general, these are general knowledge questions.

It's not a ridiculous quiz.

OK, let me.

See your paper.

No, just just just play fair.

All right, question #1 which Usher album?

Now?

It's a currency based question.

This is general, general quiz.

OK, How many Dimes are there in AUS dollar?

How many Dimes in AUS dollar?

All right, I'm going to go going to go through these quite quick.

OK, so you know what I mean, just for the listeners.

You don't want that out, do you?

In a recent survey, question number 2IN Heat Magazine.

In a recent survey in Heat Magazine, women disliked which part of the male body the most, which part of the male body the most, and we're looking for the top answer.

Really.

We're looking for the top.

No, no top night now, please.

Question #3 this is, this is a big question that caused a lot of debate back at the old Ship and Forecast quiz day.

So my favorite question of all time, which is the better flavour of Vieneta?

Is it mint or original?

Which is the better flavour of Vieneta?

Mint and original.

OK, it's all right.

Yeah, like the concentration definitive though, no, it's there's an answer question number question #4 is history.

Yeah.

Who was Who was the second wife of Henry the Eighth?

Easy.

Who was the second wife of Henry the Eighth?

Easy love.

All right, my.

Favorite one as well?

OK.

She looks like a.

Question #5 Is it?

What would you rather?

Base question.

I'm going to give you 2 scenarios and all you need to do is write down what would you rather do?

OK, so scenario number one, or a, we'll call it, would you rather get paper cuts in between every single one of your fingers like that?

Every single one big paper cuts, straight line or option #2 would you rather put one large toothpick underneath your big toe and then kick a wall really hard?

So that's your, that's your choices.

That really are.

Yeah, with a toothpick under your big toenail.

What?

Why would that?

Because you've got a toothpick under your toenail.

That's how the and you're, that's how the people back in the day used to torture people with a bit with stuff underneath nails.

Underneath your nails, So you've got it.

Oh.

Do you see the nail, not the toe?

No, underneath the nail of the toe.

On the toe.

All right.

I thought you just went, yeah, someone does that, then you kick a wall.

Or someone.

Pricks your toe with a toothpick and then you just kick the wall.

No, you're kicking the wall directly into the.

Paper cut so.

Well, I don't know.

All right.

Question number six, science based question.

Oh, I'm.

Sick at science?

Bro, what is the only common metal that is liquid at room temperature?

What is the only common common metal that is liquid at room temperature?

All right, question #7 true or false lilt?

The drink lilt, which is now known as uh, font.

The pineapple grapefruit lilt never quenches your thirst.

Is that true or false?

Has it really?

Changed.

The fan, too.

It's called Fanta.

Never quenches your fur.

True or false lilt never quenches your thirst.

They call me Heartbreaker.

I know I need a butt duck.

Question #8 What colour is Dipsy in the Teletubbies?

It's a Teletubby based question.

Do we get an extra point for shade?

What of the colour?

Yeah, no question #9 is a football based question.

Yeah, football and stuff.

Which footballer played for Man United, Hibs and LA Aztecs?

OK, there you go.

Which footballer played for Man United, Hibs and LA Aztecs and question #10 last question of the quiz, Arnie or Stallone?

There you go.

That's your Arnie or Stallone.

That's that's your quiz.

So there you are came out of Arnie or Stallone as an Arnold source.

There you go.

I've came out of retirement for you there since it's a 200 so.

We're going.

To go through the answers marked.

Finally, I'll be marking each other.

I think you can mark yourselves.

Yeah, we'll go through.

Ready.

You ready?

How many Dimes in the US dollar, Tony?

10 well done.

10 go get.

That got 10.

There I believe you thing in a recent survey woman dislike which part of the male body the most.

Hair, Feet.

It was feet.

Fate which is the better flavour of Vienetta original?

Original.

Original, correct.

Yeah, I did that.

I almost got fronted back in the day.

Like, no, no, no, that's exactly what happened.

When I gave the answer out at the quiz, I said it's original and some guy came up and offered me outside.

He was going, it's fucking mint lad.

And I was going it's just a quiz.

And he's like, can you either outside now, it's fuck change it or outside it's still original.

So, yeah.

Scary.

Who was the second wife of Henry the Eighth?

Boleyn.

Boleyn.

Well done.

What would you rather do, paper cuts or kick a big wall with a toothpick on Do?

Paper cuts.

The paper cuts is the answer.

Thank you.

Yeah, you're fucking trying shit, lad.

Of toothpick under your toe.

What is the only common metal that is liquid at room temperature?

Mercury.

Yeah.

True or false?

Get the smart one.

True or false, true or false lilt never quenches your thirst.

False.

If you correct it's false, it does quench your thirst.

It's the totally tropical taste and it tastes so good it's fun to be thirsty.

What color is Dipsy?

Green.

He's green.

Yeah, lime green.

I'll just, I'm just going to take green, I'm afraid.

Which footballer played for Man United Heads and LA Hashtags?

George Best.

George Best, what we are now.

I've got 2 wrong.

I've got one.

You've got one wrong.

But what?

You've got them all right.

Yeah, I've got 8 out of nine.

So the only thing you got was the football one?

Yeah.

Jeff Stab.

Yeah.

Question #10 Arnie or Stallone?

Stallone.

That's the answer's Arnie.

Oh, Oh no, I won.

4.

And he was calling you thicker.

He's got me.

A thick he's a fit cunt mate.

No, General.

General.

What do you mean?

Why did you say Stallone?

It's it's clearly.

Arnie Lad.

Oh yes, that's what I thought for Terminator and also as well that new kindergarten kings pretty good.

I haven't taken that into account.

Could you do the honors and pass that?

Oh yeah, he's calling me a fake.

Or he's been.

He's on a general knowledge quiz you got?

A question about toothpicks.

So there you go.

That's not fucking what?

Colour.

What colour would you like?

Each colour corresponds to a number.

What colour?

Purple.

You got Purple.

You got 60 seconds meant.

So your time starts now.

Here we go.

What?

Yeah, 60 seconds.

It's what we do.

It's the 200th episode we're celebrating.

In this room, he's the person who hates it the most, like me and Tony can drink it.

Jamie can't drink bookie because Tony will drink it.

Though if there's a bottle of bookie in his hand, you won't.

Drink I don't get in a finger that I was.

Usually.

There you go, you going for it, my man.

Celebrate.

There we go.

Timer started.

So it's all he's smashing so far, to be fair.

Oh, he's going for it, Yeah.

Oh, no, you're all right.

Oh, God, no, he's good.

He's good.

Oh, it's a zombie baby, baby.

I know you want a bug.

No, you don't need a bucket he can handle.

He can handle this bucket.

No, we.

Can't we can see.

What happens?

He's good.

So we had 200 episodes.

That's unbelievable.

It's fantastic, isn't it, Jelly?

It's so that's and that's just public is it?

That's.

A is it public?

I'm I'm Patreon the 200 no.

So it's 100 and today's will be 100 and.

90.

For Patreon, but this is Paula.

200 that is on blue.

We've done 4.

He's nearly done.

He's he's on his way.

We've done 400.

That is mad.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Thank you very much.

Me, it's a good crack like.

It was a thought we'd still be here.

Hey.

Bigger and.

Better.

I mean like still alive.

The Lord has spared him and he must be a fan.

34 as well we need.

To be fair, fair play to Jimmy there for getting his way through that.

Yeah, yeah.

Fair enough.

Please.

Very fast.

Listen, he doesn't have to finish it all.

Why don't you help him out?

Take one for the team, no.

Thanks.

OK.

So yeah.

I want to frame this it's a frame this quiz when I beat him.

That's not fair.

You got to be bite.

You got to be bite.

It's.

Not a factual question.

Defeat, defeat, Defeat was, Defeat 1 was.

No, but he was, so toothpick is.

No, hold on a minute.

So the the Vienetta, the Vienetta question, what was the answer?

It was yeah.

So it's a proper question, isn't it?

Yeah, but yeah, it's.

Gay.

That's the There's nothing gay about toothpicks.

But years, lads.

You see them gangsters with toothpicks in the mouth.

None of them suck.

Bear what?

Was that nice bear?

Well I'm just so happy I've ordered general knowledge quiz do.

You know, what do you know the thing you I was, you know, being a quiz master and stuff.

I'm watching, I'm watching you both play and what like you were, you were putting your answers down quicker as well.

So you were like.

So I think you actually were dying yourself a lot, I think.

I think and I think that's.

If it was, if it.

Was winners only.

Yeah.

I think the reason why Johnny, I think is because I do get put down by, you know, ones closest to me.

Yeah.

You know, if you say I'm dumb, they say, you know, I'll never amount to anything.

They call me fatty a lot.

So I think, you know, getting getting put in a corner and I get told that I'm thick.

Getting told them.

That rubs off any because as soon as I mentioned it was general knowledge, you were like oh I'm awful, I'm rubbish.

That's.

Years of abuse.

Yeah, if if I, if I had another chance to to write your birthday card, it would just say, it wouldn't even say anything other than don't doubt yourself.

That's all that I say.

Thank you, Jonathan, because like, you're a fucking Amber Lynn.

You got Mercury.

You know you got smart.

I didn't think you'd get Mercury because he's a fake old one.

I know, I know.

You hold on a minute.

Hold on a minute, hold on a minute.

He's just always a fake.

He's just fake.

Did you not to see what he said at all?

He's poured his heart out about years of abuse and then it's.

Just no.

He deserves it.

Well done.

You want you want fair and square.

You want fair and.

Square and he didn't even finish his fourth.

I don't.

Think you get under the 8th fry and you get like.

Every day.

Well, do you say it in things like Henry?

The reason why I like Henry the Eighth because he's a shagger 1 So I know all about shagging, just making it.

I know about making it because.

The famous.

Love you, love queen, you love queen.

Yeah, there you go.

The ones, the jet, the general, the general knowledge questions which you do questions about like the same what?

I what?

I watched him.

He was writing down fast.

Hey there, I don't want to be a bit a loser.

I'm not bitter.

You.

It sounds as you are.

You didn't even do your forfeit, you know what I mean?

I even let him off the phone.

It's kind of pissed.

Like Johnny you.

Know what I mean?

Heart of Gold.

I get attacked but I still love the ones I love.

Heart of gold, absolute heart of.

Gold so far.

I have a winner, you know.

I'm glad you won.

I'm happy for.

You now do you want to play the game?

Have I got my mommy custard T-shirt who have ruined this?

Yeah, I.

Think.

So can I get my mommy custard?

What?

Play it?

What's going?

On he's he's got, he's got his own sound bite and he says we'll be custodical.

So you're on that thing.

You can record things and play it.

That thing over there, who's the fickle by the way it records and plays a boy, you know, so.

You can pre record something that and then play it after.

So I recorded mommy custard so every time it gets mentioned he has to play it but.

What's the reference to mommy custard then?

I was hungover one day.

I was what my mom and custard.

I guess I don't.

Think it's like it just want his mom's hosted.

Clean yourself up and.

I love flannels as well.

The fancy clothes shop or just old school?

No, I love me.

Old school rags.

The first week, first week I moved into my girlfriend, I used a flannel as you would, and the next day she went.

If you use one of those flannels, yeah, I was on a bath for you and she went.

Coming over the under the water and I just be the best.

Yeah, use whatever the snorkel you cheek.

They're the show flannels.

You can't use show funnels.

So a kind listener got me some.

People should be.

People shouldn't buy fucking stuff just for show.

Listen, it needs to be used.

Bro I've had this.

Listen, pillows are the same pillows.

Just to look.

You think I'll spill more?

Why do people get, you know, like on on your bed now, I bet, I bet you actually, I reckon you've got one of these beds where you have about 100 pillows on the bed and then just and then the sheets on top of the sheet.

I'll tell you what though, do.

You know what I mean?

Like and and a cover on top of your bed.

It all just gets lashed off.

So just have a bed and a pillow.

Oh, I was, I was.

You've been quilt.

I did.

I did a weekend at Glee club in Birmingham.

Yeah.

Was that a comedy club?

Yeah, yeah.

And you get you get put up in the hotel and that the old towel is not the best, but it's sound.

It's like premiering level do what I mean, which is great for a comic on a comic's way.

So you get pulled there for free.

And I was on with this act And so there on the Saturday and they go, no, no, I had to actually why they went down with a towel with a scatter cushion.

And complained to reception because it was come all over it.

And then the reception went.

Look Chairman, Are you sure he's cuffed?

That's not fucking.

What the double they double dynamite?

Hold on a minute.

You don't matter staying.

Absolutely double dynamite.

Good, drink that in it or the ice I'm.

Fucking pissed.

Oh, it's lovely do.

You reckon because I was out late last night you said that you drink again like this?

Do you think I'm?

Do you think I'm pissed?

Yeah, but you won't, you won't go over the level.

There's not.

There's nothing better than than Bevy and like.

So you've had a big night out Saturday night, then Sunday.

You think I'm just going to have to get back on at the level out?

Then you don't go Like you could drink 10 times more than you drank on the Saturday, but you don't get pissed.

You can get the buzz on.

Yeah, that's weird.

So that's what that's what like.

You've had three, three Aussie Ices.

You've had two shots.

Look at you.

You're absolutely signed.

I feel great.

Previous times where I've previous times where I've came in here, by this time you're all over the placement and I think actually you've done the right thing by going out till 5:00 in the morning the night before this record because like.

5:00 in the morning I've got 1.

I've got him on Find my Friends.

Have you?

Have you not?

You just see you can't move like that.

Affordable.

I could see it.

Just turn.

Always in both time.

I was, to be fair, that's where you no, that's where you were and you were going left then right.

And I was like, he's doing fucking chats last night and bow tie.

Or he's in crunchy flag chicken.

Look at the menu.

Who with?

What you made Joe?

Who made Joe's back home place from so Joe Williams.

He was meant to come to our show.

Why that?

Why didn't he?

Why didn't he might be coming tonight actually and.

Then Carl but.

Yeah, great drink, great drink.

Great drink.

I'll finish this is.

That awkward drink, though?

Because of the glass.

Yeah, I like just fucking putting it down the shaft mates, you know what I mean?

I'll tell you what would be good with this.

I'll tell you what would be good with this drink.

Sure.

Straw.

Yeah.

To be fair, since it's your fault, why don't you try the book fast with that together, Mix it in, but it'll put the ice in, it'll cool it down.

If you're not a bit of book fast into anything, have you ever cooked with book fast?

Yeah.

I have.

Yeah.

I've have.

Yeah.

Oh, I.

Remember Me, Mummy?

Have you ever had Coca-Cola chicken?

I know I went on a mad one.

She was in the middle of a breakdown and that.

She made coca.

Cola she just used to marinate chicken and Coca-Cola.

Like the shit while the ALDI coca.

I just think I've seen that before.

Coca-Cola chicken, Yeah.

So you just cook just normal chicken breast in the pan?

I put a chin of coconut.

I don't marinate it and.

You marinate.

Yeah, I've done, I've done ham.

You know, like what Christmas people do the.

Wrong rum the.

Ham or ham and rum or ham boiled in Coca-Cola.

So I've done, I've done a Bucky Ham.

So it's that nice.

It was nice, yeah.

And then and then reduce the the stock, the buck fast stock that have boiled it and reduce that down and then made like a glaze with it with honey.

And anyway, so like I sophisticated, usually you're dribbling all over yourself by this point, but now you're like.

How many?

How many?

How many cloves did you use in the stocking?

9 and a Bailey and then he's got his top off.

Gravy.

Yeah, but fast.

Where's the?

You know, the last episode we we were talking about obviously a big segue segue segue on the podcast was about Chachi BT Do you have you still been talking to?

I am yeah, I'm chatting to Diane.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, But like absolutely love it.

Mind you need previous.

Let's see our recent chats because I use.

It you don't, I just thought.

Because the last episode the agile, the agile often so thought like you might just fell out with them.

No, no, I was.

I'm well back.

Oh my God.

What's your previous?

What you?

Are you still not using it?

My.

What's yours, love?

So clarify whitclow meaning.

Like Wicklow on your finger?

Yeah, I've got one.

Remember was talking about it.

I got one the other day.

After we toddled her.

Yeah, so I said how to get rid of a Wicklow.

How did you say bite it?

Off and they went, what?

What's a Wicklow?

And I went, you know where a fingernail is, like under your fingernail, blah blah blah.

And then they told me and.

Then they told me what to do.

Oh, it's fingernail.

Is it fingernail under the nail?

Lad, it's no, it's a piece of skin, it's.

Fingernail under the nail, lad.

I I'm I'm a general knowledge master.

You're a fingernail on the nail.

I'm smart on you.

So it said soak your water in, soak your finger in water.

So I just watch silly all night with your finger in a cup of water.

It's not skin.

It's skin.

It's nail it.

Did it?

So it did it.

Where do you know what I mean?

So a whitclow is.

I thought it was skin as well.

I thought it was.

You thought it was skin?

Mate, I'm smarter than you do.

You know what I mean?

Look, I have to do so.

Yeah, look.

The better do.

You want to pick always?

Don't.

Yeah.

But like a rag nail.

It's it's skin.

On the that's a nail.

Look at that.

That's a nail.

Look at that.

Underneath.

Yeah, a nail goes under the nail.

That's called in growing nail.

It's not as.

Minor.

Minor, absolutely.

I haven't looked at these.

The one before that, This is embarrassing, but there's context to it.

Jamie Hutchinson quiz I wanted to chat GB sequence I mean.

A quiz about yourself.

You're a master.

I've told you this.

You're a fucking psychopath, isn't he?

Is that the only Is that the only way you can win a quiz questions about yourself?

Jamie Hutchinson quiz lad True or false?

Jamie Hutchinson hosts Hot Waters Green Room Podcast False.

Not, not today.

What kind of humour is Jamie Hutchinson known for?

A slapstick BB dark humour, storytelling, C1 liners or D sky remote?

You said silent isn't good that.

Silence, that was.

The closest I've ever heard.

For silence I was dead bro, I died on my ass when I.

Yeah, which 40?

What's yours, Johnny?

Just they're all, they're all over the place.

Average height of girls.

54.

It was 5-6 I think 5.

Something else you want these?

Giants boiling the WNBA.

Boiling cabbage.

Boiling cabbage times how much How much leg room is on an easy EasyJet row 16?

That's how big.

That was a hamburger.

I've seen it was on row 16 and I went is that it?

Is that it's going to be extra leg room.

I didn't know.

So it wasn't.

Yeah.

Quotes about growing old and restaurants in Windsor was my last one.

Any restaurant.

I'm going down to Windsor.

To play bingo.

Not to play bingo, actually, the.

My mum is getting an MBA.

Fuck off.

Yeah, yeah, Mrs.

Bongo.

Mrs.

Bongo's getting the MBA.

No, but I was checking out who was getting an MBA at the same time.

You know, because in.

Case you meet someone.

Yeah, and famous.

Look the nuke.

Oh shit, yeah, he's a fan of the podcast.

Is.

He so watching the pod.

Well, I'll see you at the at Windsor.

Yeah.

Was he What?

Look, just it does do Beverly.

Look.

Yeah, obviously you can't.

I don't think he does, Beverly.

Yeah, it does.

I don't think he does me.

I just got something.

I don't think he does.

I don't think he does.

He just plays FIFA and stuff.

Yeah, I think he's.

He's 18 hour long.

Does Gen.

ZI think?

He's not.

I think he's.

Like I'm getting him on it.

He calls his part Luke the Nuke.

Listen, we're playing top, the starts here.

We're doing shots.

In 10 minutes.

Oh no, he's 18 year old.

He's.

18 Yeah, I.

Think he's?

18 You keep your top team, you keep your top on.

Yeah, it's like these Nigerian footballers back in the day, so like Bobby Otto win that.

Do you have a Bobby Otto?

No, see now, if it was, it was a quiz about that, he'd win, you know what I mean?

Over family minds.

He.

Used to lie about his age and what?

About JJ Kocha.

So good he's Nigerian.

I'll be racist bro.

Do you want them?

Three quick fire questions just to see who you know.

Yeah, she's the champion.

You just got you just got to stop her nipples is.

It hot, Is it hot?

They're not.

They're not your buzzers.

Yeah, I.

Know.

I'll just, I'll just hit you with a quick just say, say the answer out loud.

Yeah, just I'm buzzing.

Yeah, that's fine mate.

Buzz away.

What is the correct term for people commonly known as Eskimos?

What is the correct?

Inuit.

Boom 1 nail.

Maybe he's better to quick fire one.

Maybe.

Maybe you're more of a maybe more.

Maybe you're more of a ponder.

Maybe it's the buzzer that's putting you off.

I can't see.

How many of each animal did Moses take onto the Arctic?

He posed.

Two, I didn't have a no wrong.

I didn't have a buzzer.

The answer was.

Hold on, it was it was the wrong answer.

It was 4.

No, it wasn't.

It was 1.

The.

No.

Was that?

What I held on guys, what I actually said was what do you hear this?

You'll love this.

I said, and you can, you can watch this back.

Oh yeah, you can be a artist.

What I actually said was how many of each animal did Moses take onto the ark Animal did Moses take onto the ark did Moses take onto?

The ark do.

You know what?

I have had your pants down biblically.

So.

Zero, because there's Moses many parts to see.

Yeah.

Would he like to be on the Ark though?

No, he's.

Not on Moses, you know.

Like that lad?

You know it.

Both had funny fingers.

Right, You want another one?

Which famous fictional character lives at 4 Private Drive?

Harry Potter and and and the Worsley's family.

Yeah, it was Harry Potter.

I can't even, I can't even.

I'm 6012.

You can't even buzz get.

Your hand, everything, supposedly if you.

Just do a Ding.

Just say, just say Ding, all right?

Justin Timberlake was formerly A vocalist.

Ding.

And sync.

So as the person with the headphones on, I do think Tony got.

In you're a fucking nasty Yeah, I posted answers.

But he didn't.

He just started screaming.

Scamming.

What was it?

Justin Timberlake was formerly in a band called **NSYNC.

Correct answer 21, so it's.

I don't.

Even answer.

Lad, I know Justin Timberlake.

Movie question In which movie did Morgan Freeman play a character called Red?

Ding, no, come on.

Pass it over 10 seconds.

How many seconds?

Pass it over.

59 Red, red, red red, Red, red.

321 Yeah.

Shawshank Redemption.

Hold on man, Well done.

You look bombed.

Well, there you go.

Tell you about these are both winners.

A better quick fight passes that empty glass.

That's quite imposter.

No, it's only needs to do his forfeit.

Are you like straight out of the bottle in it?

Yeah, that's quite imposter.

He does what he wants, so.

You're all right, man.

No, no.

No, not today.

I was out last night.

Nothing can get me.

I'm bulletproof.

To be fair, Tony, that was the bit that got you last time in the official Buck Fast incident.

It was the monks, formally known as the Monks Toenails.

You got it.

You got to do it, man.

It's 200th episode, you know what I mean?

I just take it.

Just show that you can handle it.

There we go.

Can you remember the last time?

You were safe.

I failed 96.

Maybe.

Come on.

It's that last bit.

Come on.

Give me your phone charged and then organize imposter underneath by imposter.

I can't see you.

I'm fucked.

You do that last bit.

Oh.

What's you fucking?

You have another fireball bomb.

The Fireball Bailey's.

Fireball, Fireball smile.

You'll try that.

You mean ice and fire?

Ice and fire, we're invited.

Oh, because then we can call it if.

Has there been any?

Captain Planet or something?

Is there three things?

Aren't they?

Has there been any any any funny things happen in the bingo like this not.

Really like this.

Like does anyone like other dance off and like fell over or something?

I don't.

I don't think anything that's happened in the bingo recently is topping what I'm looking at right here.

Do you know what I mean?

Like reminiscent anything about the bingo recently.

Like he's got a top off playing with his nipples as a buzzer.

You're about to do that last bit of breakfast and cause a volcanic eruption.

That's what the people want.

Come on, come on man, I believe in you.

Look at that like an absolute pro.

It's that last.

We bet there it made easy.

There you go, what you wanted to.

So, Johnny, what's your bingo process?

So imposter.

So if you don't know the rules we we, you either have a name or you are the imposter and you have to give one word.

Clues to the impostor is OK, but they have to be genuine.

You can't be like being a dickhead about.

It I'm getting a character me, yeah.

So then and then and then after one rap, how do you play it?

Do you have a guess after a round?

Do I have a vote after a round?

So you don't even do that Google Play, don't even also play this game.

I do like.

I do like.

You're coming out as a.

Nasty.

Play it Google Play.

It I see the real shame you tonight.

That's not even tonight, but I see them tonight, right?

No.

So I think when you're ready to call imposter, you can just call imposter and say I think it's him.

And so you're going to pass all three out, right?

You're going to pass all three out.

But if you haven't, but if you have imposter, you have to do poker face.

Is that right?

OK.

And then try and play along.

Yeah, OK.

Got you do.

You want.

Me.

To.

Give you that no what it is just.

Want to say anything?

Do you want to try the fire and ice?

Fire and ice.

Not bad.

Have you fall asleep?

Right.

So remember, you got to give one word.

Please.

You don't get it.

I'll do a lot.

Pass me Wi-Fi.

No, it's my best special day.

You want to actually.

Yeah.

Did it?

Did it?

Yeah, yeah.

You have to put on top.

Your legs are smaller.

That's the cancel.

Right.

So who started?

He goes first.

You go, you're again.

Yeah, you start, so you say the first.

Word, I say.

One word that's got something to do with this word on the impossible.

Yes, you just say a word and then.

Impositors need to play.

You, you he doesn't know well.

No, but he says if if you say a word that's not relating to it, you know.

Yeah.

Well, first then.

Well, fun.

All right, Let me do it.

Let me do.

Let me do an intro.

Who's the impostor?

2nd.

The word is bingo fun.

Live, live, live.

Crispy.

I'm going to call.

It was bigger so.

You said line.

I said loud.

What did you say you said?

Fun, Yeah.

Oh, in the clip but Bobby got.

Imposter.

That was me.

So funny that's.

40 That's 40I.

Don't know why I said crispy.

I don't even know why I didn't even know what the connection of fun line.

Crispy, Yeah.

Oh God.

They will.

Happy 300th anniversary in it.

Yeah, function woman.

200 episodes.

You did it not out, baby.

And happy birthday mate.

Thanks mate.

Well, that's fire.

But if I don't make it to my birthday, you know, that's so sad, wouldn't it?

Yeah, but you'd have this episode.

Oh yeah, it.

Just play it at the memorial service, isn't?

It usual struggling with the coffin, right?

Fucking thanks for watching.

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It's one of the one of them.

Yeah, one of them.

Keep those Cornettos original.

Time to say goodbye.

You guys are dynamite.

Thank you.

Thank you, Crispy dynamite, the crispy voice.

Oh do.

You remember crispy pancakes?

Hey, remember.

Hey, crispy pancakes.

Remember mouse trap?

Fingers.

Crispy pancakes, Well, you'll find those.

Shut up.

That was 40 love I'm.

Not moving.

Yeah, and I'm not moving.

You could definitely be a lead singular band.