Listening to mess.

Have you had somebody like gra like a good grab on the button?

Yeah, girl, you'd be like like, you make it feel so many whoa.

I couldn't believe I had all that, but ass it's in these jeans.

And wow, thank you for your mess.

So you got a great butt?

Really, yes, thank you.

I don't think that you've got a great butt, Becco Grass.

They are guys that I don't know in the in the suits.

No, they're like, non, go no, you know after you know I've stopped.

I haven't.

I haven't been participated in hard seventy five in many months.

Sure, and it's it's going down.

No, no, no, no, yeah, but the the foundation is strong.

Yeah, the foundation is strong.

But I just I just need to figure out a way to get it going again, to work out, to work out.

I think we just got to join Gym's start taking classes.

I was almost signed up for Class Pass, but I went on their Instagram and all the comments were about people being like the customer service is trash, and I canceled my subscription and I lost all my passes and da da da da da da dada.

I was like, whoop, that'll do it.

I'll do it.

That'll do it, Listen.

I love reading a review.

I love reading a review or a comment.

I want to trust.

Sometimes I want to trust the reviews, but then it makes me, I don't know what, something about my brain makes me want to check this person out, and now I.

Got to see what their day to day is.

Like you're talking about some of the people who are reviewing are insane.

Sure, yes, it's table and they're just they can't be pleased.

Sure, But like I like reviews for like clothes.

I like reviews for shows and or movies, you know what I mean.

Like, if I'm trying to figure out if something's gonna fit me, I'll read the reviews and see like four one hundred and blank pounds and I'll be like, Okay, it's gonna fit me right, you know what I mean.

But also I just want to say, Mury, you have all purpose body.

You can look good at anything.

Baggy type, baggy, yes, kooky, stylish, Mitch mattch like you.

You could do it all.

You're my You're my Tiana Taylor, You're my Who's another stylish girl that I like?

No stylists that takes risks.

Solon Yep.

I feel like these are the girls Rihanna, those are like my those are my fashion icons insposed mom.

They do whatever they want, and it's just like, that's what it's sometimes when.

You do it, when you do whatever you want, one, you know you're not going to see somebody in the same fit.

Yeah, right, because you did stripes and polka dots with a plaid blaser.

Like what yes?

And then uh yeah.

Sometimes you put something together and you're like, Okay, this looks kind of weird, but that's just what I'm on today, and then people see you in that, and then it inspires them do something similar.

So take a risk today.

Yeah, I'm gonna be a fashion girly like on socials in twenty twenty.

Honestly, it's like you just gotta do it.

Yes, the closer.

Hey, every time I'm like I want to put a turtleneck on, like I have to stop myself.

Why.

It's like I sometimes I just play it safe and the turtle neck is safe.

You could like dress it up, dress it down, but it's like get the big chunky sweater, get the crazy graphic of a band.

You have no idea what they music is, but you're like, I like the words, I like the script, the font.

Yeah, I was I overheard something of the day.

Somebody was asking some like young gen Z girl or something if she knew who Nirvana was, and she was like, yeah, the clothing brand.

That's gotta hurt.

I mean, that's kind of I know them from their clothes too, and not like one song, but like the song.

That one and I know that song because of also like also used to play that song at Grits and Biscuits every time at the party at the parties, and.

I was like, yoa song slaps, it does.

But you know, I don't know nothing about Nirvana before that.

There's some white bops that you're like, we needed everywhere, Classic white pops.

Let's go was it?

No, no, no, no, no no, making my white downtown Classic white Bob.

I need that Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

There's uh ng at the room and started it's old.

That classic white Bob.

That's a good white Viob love, what's the wake me up?

Classic white ball the ball Bang bang last big White.

My name is Kid.

Well, we don't obviously we do not stand with kids.

You do not staying with kids.

Ball with the ball Bang Bang, We have to.

And then also I've become so num last.

Yeah good Bob.

I like that.

Yeah, Yeah, there's songs that you can and I love when someone is able to take a white pop but then have like a new age like hip hop.

Yeah, it always works for me.

Yeah.

I feel like Britney Spears gave us a lot of really.

Good uh some good things.

Baby one more time.

I was listening to Crazy the other.

Day, You drive me crazy, and she was like, that was the Easter egg of because she's crazy.

You're saying, well, no, no, no, like everything go her crazy, the industry.

She's a victim.

Free Brittany.

Well she's free, and I feel like, maybe put her back in fully no no, no, no, no no.

Put Brittany back.

Put Brittany back.

Free Brittany, but like, free her from the shackles of her social media.

She don't need to be able to post.

But that's a lot of people, it's not just her, She's not alone on that.

Yeah, but Brittany is too famous internationally to be in her underwear at the house with the knives and the weird angle, Like, we need to free her from this angle of shooting her.

Angle is crazy.

It's crazy.

I'm not mad at them knives, but it's the it's the smeared mascara eyeliner situation and the knives and the dancing and the angle.

You can't have all of those.

Things if you gotta if you're waving the knives, it's got to be straight oh straight on yeah, yeah, or point five point five with the knives that actuale Like she's hitting us point five and the angle is this and she got her pennies on, Like what is happening missus spears?

Well, people have their panties on in the videos you and your house.

It's different.

I'm not.

But also I'm not doing that.

I'm not putting my panties on and jumping on a point.

Five video with a fork, a sport nothing.

But also, you know, people not checking for me anyway.

So what you're talking about people are they're always checking for you, and there's a check for you waiting right now, sis right now?

Yeah.

Every day I'm like, yeah, you know what, people should know my perspective.

I should get out there and I should do it.

I should put myself up, I should take a risk.

And then sometimes I say things in conversations with friends and they make faces where I'm like.

Yeah, I'm not ready.

There, I'm ready.

You can't let a face throw you off your game.

Baby will throw me all.

Have you ever seen someone say something and then everybody's like just turn, just do the whole just forty.

Five degree angle, Like I did not hear that.

There's a memes.

It's like all the black girls, Meg Beyonce, Rihanna, and they're all.

Kind of just like we'll find it.

We'll find out for the own.

Yes, Sydney, do we talk?

Should we listen to some messages?

Yes, let's get our messages on.

Yeah, let's listen to the first one.

Sidney and Marie.

Sydney here from you guys down.

Okay, So is this mess or just living?

So I was talking to this dude, he's slit in mind ends and like first thing he said was like gorgeous.

I would love to take you out to this Christmas bar that we have in town.

I was like, okay, cool.

Like we hit it off instantly, started having great conversation or whatever.

We went out on our friend day, had a great.

Time and everything was going well.

And in the midst of us having conversation on this date, Minji he's from out of town.

He is from New York and I'm being raised here in Houston, and he's been out here for about like six months, and so like while we're on the day, he's like, oh, yeah, you know, yeah, wom't.

Out here is so different.

It is some beautiful women out here.

I was like, yeah, I mean we were really diverse.

We're a notting pot.

Yeah.

Yeah.

She's like, yeah, I was talking to this one girl we really did.

Like a couple of weeks ago.

She was man, she was fine.

Man, he kind of like gazed off, and I'm just like so he was like, yeah, she was fine.

We we hit it off, we had a great time.

He was like I was like, oh, okay, and then he was like yeah.

And then after the day, I didn't hear back from her, So I don't know, I guess is it And I just looked at him, is.

That mess to be talking about other dates or other people you've been with on a date?

I was cringed out.

And I haven't like reached out to him since because I'm just.

Like over it.

Is it just living?

Because we're not.

Anything obviously, but I just thought it was kind of rude.

I know, you're talking to other people, so am I I'm not going to talk about it in front of you?

And then it just specializer in the sense of like, oh, yeah, she was fine.

Kind of like days and it was weird.

So is it mess or am I chirping?

Is he just living and I just need to live more?

I don't know, love you guys so much.

Sydney mess mess.

I'm living for your mess.

I mean, listen, I think we've all had had a moment in a date where you mentioned somebody or something that you oh I used to or that, or I know this person.

But to be like, damn it was fine to be staring off in the distance like Mulch was, like he was thinking like damn, I should hear her up, or or I can't believe she never responded to my life.

I wonder why she blocked me.

Yeah, gazing off.

But he was like, hmm, I should text her after this day.

That's what it's given.

Yeah, I don't think that that's something you should be talking about, especially on a first date.

No, not that way.

As fine as I look, you should just be talking about how fine I love Boom period.

But also like it's implied that we're talking to other people.

This is the very first date that we've been on.

But you don't need to be in my face talking about it.

Mess mess rude, very rude.

I don't like it.

Also, I would have been like, okay, so let me see a picture where.

She always want to see the visual, like okay, well what does she look like?

Let me see let me see your phone?

And then I'm looking at it like oh yeah, no, she's cute.

Good.

No.

But if he didn't and she was like, I'd be like, I'd be like, yo, I'm sliding in you.

He does.

But also if I say, let's see a picture, what she looks like?

Can you pull it up quick?

That means it's it's tops.

You were just looking at it.

You were just like you must have just sent it to somebody and in another group.

Jet always he was probably like, saw a picture, but he's like, how could I bring this up right a conversation today?

This is at top of your mind, huh on my date?

But you, Marie, what if it's you?

What what if the what if the guy is talking about you?

Imagine I was justin Houston, you were.

I didn't go on any dates though while I was there.

But maybe from when you were in New York.

Oh, because he is from New York.

In New York, jungle dreams are made anyway.

Now let's see what the next mess is.

Yeah, I Marine and Sydney first time caller.

Love that you guys are back.

I have some mess for you.

It's family mess.

My husband has a half siblings.

They all share the same dad, and so when we all get together for the whole, we have a great time, no issues, but their mom is always trying to insinuate herself into our holidays.

She's always trying to pop up uninvited.

They'll come to our house, everything's great, and then they'll be like, hey, can't we mom, whom can we bring her?

We don't want to be monsters and say no because it can't be like, well, someone Jill says you're not welcome, even though she totally isn't.

She shows up and it's just so stressful because it's like, we want to talk, we want a gossip, we want to hang out, but we can't because she's always there and just sitting there listening to all of our stories and it's just no fun.

And then when we go visit them, it's kind of the same thing.

We're all kind of tiptoeing.

Around and nobody wants to be.

Like, hey, you don't need to be here.

But what do you do when it's like not your family?

I mean, she even try to get my kids to golf her grandma, and she's not she is their mom, not my kids grandma.

What do you do, Like, how do you have good holidays without having someone who goes not invited?

Just show up and just be there at all your things?

Anyway, hope you can help me Bye.

I would say she can't come.

I'll say she can't come if nobody wants her there, why is she there?

Who is the person that's like advocating for her?

I just want you to know the holidays is about being with some people that you don't want to be with.

That's just that's just what it is.

That's what it is.

That's what it is.

That's what it used to be.

No, that's what it still is because everybody feels because it's family, regardless of like the like I don't know the degrees of family.

They're just like, well, this is the time we should be hanging out.

I'm I'm an extension of the family I'm popping in.

Well, where are her kids?

That's a good question.

Are there are her kids there too?

I guess because it's the they're they're related through the dad, right, so it's another mom on their side.

No, I don't like it.

I don't think.

I think the holidays used to be for suffering through with your family that you were strained with or blah blah blah blah.

But I think now more than every people family off that don't serve them, cut them off off, nip nips, you know, uh, like wrap a plate up for her and drop it off.

Hey, you know, happy happy hondred days.

Sorry you couldn't come, Like he wrap a plate and bring it to her.

But I don't think she needs to be there.

Mary kwansisys, here's some candles and some stuff in but we're gonna meet you outside, hi, or or you guys got to keep inviting her and then start gossiping in front of her like she's gonna tell.

Yeah, you know the good thing is about gossiping.

When you do it so well that it makes somebody uncomfortable, they'll get up believe it's weird because you guys are not Yet when they're got like you ever me and you be talking right, and somebody's near us and we not inviting.

They're like, hey, I want to get in.

You're like, but this is not for you.

That's what they gotta do.

They just have to talk to themselves and not involve her.

But she's still gonna be sitting here.

You think she's gonna leave?

Yeah, gossip makes people uncomfortable.

Gossip when it's obvious that they don't want no parts of you in it.

Well, I mean speaking code, how about that gossip in code?

Don't say anybody's name, don't you And we do this a lot.

We'll be at a dinner or whatnot, and we'll be texting each other.

Yep, we'd be right if everybody's at the cable, just.

An invisible.

Make it weird, yes, let okay, then boom, let thee let the mom come, but text the whole time he's sitting there.

I can't believe you know what I heard.

But also they didn't explain why they don't like her, or like why they don't want her.

It just sounds like she's like a weird energy to have around.

So I say, either bring her a plate and she stays away or let her come, but gossip in front of her in code maybe everybody, maybe we should what's gonna say?

Maybe you don't get her a little bit high?

Like if she's high, that's.

Your I think your that's your answers to a lot of just get high.

Weed pairs well with life, mm, food, sex, shopping?

Have you ever been high?

At Traded?

Joe's like, what is this orange chicken?

I'm reading the little card.

It's like telling you how to put what recipes to do.

I'm like, yeah, I wouldn't do that when I get home, I don't.

But yeah, okay, so this mom that is in your mom just might need to get a little high.

Everybody needs most moms.

Everybody got to do a little bit of weed or some edible.

Start smoking in front of her, but use put it in it in the drink.

It doesn't Maybe she doesn't want to smoke.

Maybe you know, put a little couple of drops.

Well that's that's a little that's drugging her drug, your drug, your.

Mother in law.

I bet you like her more?

Or get her drunk?

Can we just get her drunk?

No, because some people who are weird, they get weirder or they get mean.

Do you know some mean drunks that all of a sudden, they just like they're yelling.

They take everything their defensive.

They running a mouth and the white is on the side of name mouth.

They're off the same off of sangriodo.

Damn.

Okay.

I don't know about druging her then, but what's the drunk that makes people happy?

With the stuff?

And baby, I bet you should be in the happier you know what?

Yes, Oshua Ganda in the mashed potatoes.

That's gonna be the one thing she doesn't eat.

No, No, I'm not a like potato.

Is that a star?

Yeah?

I'm an a Keto diet?

Why are you here?

Is Keto just meet or plants?

Yeah?

Put it in the bir you gotta rub it on the on the brist.

I sat low car.

It's messed that you can't enjoy your holidays.

But mom is just living.

I'm not gonna lie.

Yeah, mom is doing what she wants, and that's usually.

I don't know how old this mom is, but it seems like she she's not catching the hants or she's not self aware.

She's probably lonely.

What you need to do?

Okay, boom, scratch everything I said.

Okay, invite a nice older man to the thing, and then make them sit by each other and reminisce about the good old days when milk costs twelve cents or whatever.

The hell.

It's just not the Golden Bachelor.

I don't want to see that in real life.

You would rather real life Golden Bachelor and be whispering in the corner.

And now we can't.

Really talk about what we want to talk about.

You don't let them, you don't want to say it.

Yeah, old people are horny.

She probably hasn't had them in a while, so it hurts.

So you're saying mom is damp and she's ready for somebody to stop it up.

I was gonna say mom's dry, but yeah, maybe she's down.

She's please miss so sis.

I provided a couple of different options.

Maybe you can combine some, I think so do a little mixing match and.

An old guy literally with the mom.

Have you ever hooked up on?

No?

Okay, I me neither.

So I'm living through you.

Right, I'm waiting, and I have like a vitamin, like a multi vitamin called no Worries.

In it.

I wonder where that stuff is mess.

Okay next Hey Mary, Hey Sydney, this is one of your Beige fanatics and followers from the Seattle area.

Sydney loved your show in Seattle a couple of months ago.

I wanted to send you a message about something my husband and I witnessed in February of this year when we were in London.

And I want your opinion on whether these guys that I'm going to tell you about are mess or just living with what I believe to be a very incorrect opinion.

So we traveled there for a two weeks vacation shortly after the Super Bowl here in the States, and we're out for dinner and there's this group of four or five english Men talking about the Super Bowl performance with Kendrick Lamar and hopefully I can meet you.

Giggle, but this is what the guys were saying, Hey, bo I tendrilamle he this doesn't have a strong sedge present.

Hey, this doesn't have a strong page presence.

Brother prefer citty cent fifty is a Paperia Wrappa.

Kendra Clama just has nothing on fifty cent.

The accent my husband and I are lacking.

I trying not to crack up at how wrong these guys are, and I just want to hear your commentary.

Run with it, ladies.

First of all, I love the accent, bather bro Fitty, it's fitty?

Is it fifty fifty?

I say fifty?

Well, how do you say that with the with the brother with the accent, the bloke fitty.

I don't know.

I can only say fifty.

Well, you have to you have to be ready when you go there.

You I want an accent when you come back, bitch, I'll have the accent.

But I'm still gonna say fifty.

Okay, sent uh I okay.

I'm just gonna put it out there.

Go ahead.

The people are saying that fifty is a really great performer they've seen, like there was a videos of tiktoks of him performing when he was in Vegas.

That's his whole Yeah, but you know he's using the whole stage.

He's got hits, many hits, he's got collapsed hits, and the people were here for it.

There was actually people who review concerts and they said fifty cent is one of the best what performances they've seen in a long time.

That's saying a lot, yeah, because I feel like most rap male rap performances are kind of bland and pretty boring.

Pretty boring.

They have to have a whole bunch of like fire in the Bay, I need smoke girls dancing.

I need Morgan Freeman, Samuel jack Damuel Jackson.

Yeah, so they're saying that fifty cent has that.

I think Kendrick.

I really enjoyed Kendrick's super Bowl performance, but yeah, the people who don't get him or not for him were like, I was bored.

Why are British people watching the super Bowl?

That was your question?

That's man, what's that about.

It's not there's not like a Rugby Bowl or a football There's not like a World Cup match or something that you could be watching instead.

M interesting.

Yeah, I'm not to be honest, I don't really care about like men performing.

JK.

This is true.

No not JK.

I'm dead ass.

But uh, I mean people were complaining about Usher's performance.

He was on skates, he got all of the claps, he's got a band, he's in a fur.

People were like, yeah, not enough, honestly, let's just meanwhile, Hoody and the Blowfish is in a in a regular great gray tea and a guitar and they're like, oh my god, that was explosive.

When did Hoody and the Blowfish do the Super Bowl?

Or was it Tom Petty?

Was it Tom Petty?

It's always somebody because you know, give us, They'll give us, like he'll give us like two black acts in the row and then they're like, we gotta go all the way back to the basics.

Yeah, maybe it was probably Tom Petty.

It's up there like Aero Smith, guns n' roses.

Who was it?

Probably all of all of that sounds right to me.

Yeah, it sounds like it if some guys with an electric guitar and regular teas and stringy stringy bangs just and a hat and a hat performing.

Yeah, and Beck are you looking?

Okay, I'm sorry.

I apologize that was a agressive I was I was dam I'm sorry.

I love you know.

I don't watch the Super Bowl per se for football, watch for the halftime for the halftime show.

Okay, So in recent memory or recent times, who do you think has like has had like good halftime performances.

I feel like recently it's like Rihanna, Lady guy got like jumped off the top of the thing.

Wasn't Katy Perry like flying Perry.

Also she had the shark Yeah with the fan j Lo and Shakira.

You know right, let's get don't lie.

Yeah.

Beyonce did it twice, Yes, she did.

She did it solo and then she did it with Bruno Mars.

She did.

Yeah.

But I actually think her, like the best performance I loved was when she did it like for Christmas for Cowboy Carter.

Oh, I enjoyed that.

That was good.

That was really good.

Yeah yeah, I don't know.

Uh.

And then Prince do it, yeah, but like he did it a long time ago.

I feel like Michael Jackson.

Yeah, friend, Uh, Madonna, I want to say Madonna didn't she fall?

Did she fall?

Slip?

I think she slipped a little bit.

Damn.

Yeah.

I just want to be honest.

I every time I've gone to a Super Bowl party and I watched the halftime, I'm like, ah, and then I was wasted so well.

I mean, then I go home and I'll watch it again.

I'm like, I'm watching it with y'all, but I need to see it really study it.

I'm just like, what do people want?

What do they expect?

Like these people are paying for their own performers.

They have to pay to perform at the super Bowl.

Anyway, y'all learning duo lingo like learning Spanish for bot Boney Bony.

Listen, he is going to tear that up and I won't understand anything that's going on, but I.

Will be glued.

He is such an amazing performer.

I feel like he'll be entertaining.

He's gonna be so good, the visuals are gonna hit.

I think he's fun and he doesn't take himself too seriously, you know.

But Puerto Rico, I'm sure there's gonna be many danswers on there.

I'm sure we're gonna see his abs or nipples?

Does he have abs?

He does have abs?

Time, We're all all by, yes.

I can't wait to see.

All right?

Wait, so did we answer the question?

I don't know, but that's your fault for asking about a performer at the super Bowl.

We're that's not really in my you know, will have all right, let's get to the next message.

But see, Hey, Si Marie, I love the pod calling in with some friend slash crushes.

One of my friends and I recently disclosed to each other that we are bisexual, and I have had a crush on her for a while and so it's no information for both of us.

But recently I saw her and there's an age difference between us five years.

I'm five years older.

And she asked me how old my younger sibling is and I said, oh, she's five years younger like you.

You're my little sister.

And I immediately regretted saying it.

I don't know why I said that, because it gave awful vibes.

So now I'm trying to figure out a way to come back from that so that I'm not giving big energy just saying that in giving me the creep.

Anyways, love listening to the popod and hope you guys are having a great weekend.

Thanks.

Okay, Sydney, I'm a, I'm a I'm gonna give this to you.

Why are you passing the football to me?

I'm gonna throw it to you because you know, like, what's something you like for women to say or like do, or like what's something that's like kind of like sexy when women do it?

Hey, first of all, why are you having a crush on your friend?

Come stop being naty.

Y'all are nasty.

Y'all can't just have platonic relationship.

Nasty girl.

You nasty.

You nasty girl, You nasty.

Now listen, I said I would marry my friends, but I would not look up with my friends.

That's different, girl, that's worse.

It's not it's a partnership.

It's a business.

Were we already married.

We just not on paper.

Hey hey, hey, hey, tell your secretary to hit me.

Okay, so yo, you know what I want?

I like read in a like a Reddit thread or something that years ago when we did Unofficial Expert, they're like, people are like, I don't like how Sydney is always pushing up on Marie.

It's clear she's not gay.

She needs to stop.

She's a predator.

I was like, I'm a predator, Sydney.

I have to find I will find it.

And I was like, predator, that's crazy that how dare you?

Thank you for seeing me?

That is girl.

Everything is in jest.

It is all things in jests.

And again, this is this.

Is my sister.

Okay, your little sister.

I'm trying to get it back to the voicemail sister.

Okay, sorry, don't just like, don't have a question on your on your friend, like how how new is this friendship?

Because it feels like maybe it's new and now it's like, oh, but I we're friends, but like actually like you because the more you know a friend, the less you're gonna like them, because then you go see the You're like, oh, that's that's who you be dating, that's what that's what's been inside of you.

That's what's been inside.

I've never said that about you, but there's there's a lot of friends that I'm like, Honestly, sometimes I'll see an ex.

And be like that was inside of me.

Yeah, yes, So but.

If you know this is like a newer friendship and you don't care about if y'all still gonna be friends, you know, I would be like, you know, you know how I said you're like a little sister.

Nah, my little sister wouldn't be as fine as you.

Ooh that's saved.

Yeah, you my little sister, my sexy little sister.

Yeah.

I think you just have to read you have to reintroduce the fact that she's like you're attracted.

Yeah, you think she's hot?

You know, is she attracted to you?

Like, because you guys both just came out as bisexual, Like was it like should we.

Should we?

Yeah?

And that's the thing and that, because that's also a thing that's weird.

It's like when somebody says that they're gay or like bisexual work, then people will be like, oh, should that mean that you might want me?

No, babe, you were never you're never going to be the one.

You're never in the running to be America's next topic.

Never, it was never.

It was never that serious.

And so, yes, she might have said that she's bisexual, but she's not looking at you.

She's confiding in you, like, hey, yeah, five years A five year age difference is not that baby, it's not.

It's actually quite smooth.

It's it's quite small girl.

That's hot.

If you don't come back with this accent, sick, I want you to talk to me in the accent for at least ten minutes.

Well, he says free, he says free.

I'm like free.

So I'm trying to get him this.

Say words that you have the word three in it as possible.

It's like a freesome.

I'm like, I love a freesome.

A freesome.

So yeah, just just just bring it back to let her know, like, like she's hot.

I think you're hot.

I think you're Maybe that's what you just gotta say.

And you see her, just wow, You'll be like, what, I think you're really hot?

Yeah, my little sister could never.

But don't bring a sister back.

We already said that.

Let me show you a picture of my actual.

Never say sister, never say little, never say sister is out.

Yeah, next time you see her, just make very direct eye contact with her, and she's gonna be like what I think you're really hot?

And she's gonna be like, t that's hot.

Tell us somebody that they're attractive to their face without breaking our contact.

If you're cute, if you you know, if you're not as cute, you know, it's scary, like a stranger the street.

You fine, Oh no, please please, no, this is me.

No, no today.

I love this jacket.

It's cold newly, but I'm buying it.

I'm not giving you back, So thank you for that.

I love it.

Well, come back to us, let us know how we go, because now I'm We're invested.

I'm invested.

Yes, next, Good morning, ladies, this is amazing.

Excuse my morning voice.

It is eight ten in the morning.

Mess is owning your own business and not giving yourself any days off.

Thankful for my business, Thankful for my clients, but lord, I am ready to outrot.

Mess is smoking a wax filled blunt to the dome at a in the morning until just now and then having.

To go people.

Oh my goodness, I'm on a I don't even know, six week long, six to seven days.

The last of work in the last two weeks have been three to four airbnb and residential cleanings because I own a cleaning business.

And yeah, I am exhausted, but I'm thankful.

And I can't.

Tell y'all enough how much I love Thursdays and Mondays, but Thursdays because y'all put out an episode.

I also am on Patreon, and that just makes me excited when you guys get together and post on there too.

I hope Bill have.

Had a fabulous week.

I hope that today is great, and I hope that Friday is even more great and the weekend.

I love y'all.

Thank you.

I've downloaded the podcast for today and I cannot wait.

I cannot wait to listen to it.

My excuse the boring voice.

I haven't talked except for now.

So Yo, Marie, you were right.

We makes everything better, Everything better, she said.

She smoked a wat.

At seven forty five am Pop in the morning and then she literally waited half an hour it seems to then record that and send it to us.

Yeah, I love it.

Girl.

Listen, we do overwork ourselves because what we're in America.

But you won't be able to you won't be able to like be happy with like all your work.

If you're burnt out and exhausted and you work too much where you're like, I'm gonna have a breakdo so a break is necessary, But I feel like working for yourself, especially if it's like a newer business, sometimes you're like, I can't say no to stuff because you feel like it's not gonna come back, you know what I mean.

You're like, I just I gotta I have to say yes to all these things so I have uh continued work forever.

But like it's okay to to pass on a couple of things, or to delay some things, or just like hire some help.

The hell, you don't have to do it all by yourself.

You should not.

I want to tell everybody, are you independent strong women?

No?

Indeed, and do you know what that means?

I was not spelling?

Also was not indeed?

Do you know what that?

She got an old house?

She got her own car.

Yeah, no, I we what is this?

I can new advice?

I cannot.

When people will try to yes, open that door, I don't even have no bad Yeah open it.

Sure.

When when someone tried to give me their seat on the train, I said, I've popped right down.

Yeah, I don't feel like an old lady, but I'm going.

To sit down like an older lady.

Somebody else do it.

And you remember when we were like, oh, trying to figure out like shows and things that we want to plan.

You're like, I should get somebody to help me.

Why am I doing this on my own?

It's silly, It really is silly.

And I just I've been saying for a little while, like like I don't think I'm quite busy enough for an assistant, but I feel like next year I'll be super busy and I'll lead an assistant.

I was talking to my brand.

Manager about this and she was like, no, Marie, I think you're busy enough for an assistant now.

And I was like, I adang, and she's like, you a lot going on and you not really doing any of it.

You should get somebody start doing this stuff for you.

So that's it.

I'm officially in the market for an assistant for twenty twenty six.

Do it, and it can be somebody like part time to can need somebody full time, obviously, but all the silly shit that you don't want to do and look at emails like all that.

Like it's just simply like I need somebody to go through my emails, clean all my emails out, and then respond to this stuff.

Like when I got to sign stuff, contracts, things that I need to turn in like right away, Like I just I see the stuff, I get immediately overwhelmed.

I need somebody to come do my taxes.

Yees so bad because it about to be it's about to be text season.

I'm I'm scared.

I'm scared.

Think in America we should be allowed one year where we just don't do them.

People are doing that run I know what I'm saying.

It should be like one year where it's like, Okay, well that was your that was your skip.

You skipped that year.

Now what if everybody just skips on that same year?

Hey, we already had trillions of dollars in debt, Like, what's another another trillion TRILLIONA put it on the I'm all for the table.

For the.

Table one.

Let's go.

Yeah, I it's scary.

And just I gotta do all of my my annual Like I gotta go to I gotta go to the doctor, a dentist.

I gotta check my eyes, I gotta do all that stuff.

I need to renew my insurance.

My god, now before we all lose it, do it now.

And I and I need to get this stuff before twenty twenty six.

Okay, girl, well's everybody's telling me that.

A woman yesterday at.

The show, she was like, you need to get a colonoscopy or whatever.

Hol y she said, get it.

She's like, more and more women are getting colon cancer?

What?

Yes?

What page is that?

A one?

Girl?

You know?

She took a swig and some tequila and she said, you need check your boo hoo.

And I said, I don't out.

I don't love you girl.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

I don't want to get my checked.

Yes, you gotta check your coll in it.

The person who were at the show, she was like, I got my checked early and they were able to catch the what she had some polyps or whatever, I don't know, yeah, in in the hole.

Yeah, and they caught it.

That's too much, so much.

I got to check my breast, my pooch, my scalth, my feet, yeah, head, shoulders, knees, and told I touched test my butt.

You always have to test your butt.

No, you gotta test.

I've never had to test.

I've literally never had to test my well, now it's time.

It's not she said forty five.

But I mean catch it early, No, girl, I'll catch it late.

It's good.

You don't want that.

I don't want anything like.

I'm gonna just keep taking my zinc and stuff.

Okaydink zinc and prayer for the bootyhole, got it?

Listen, mom, I'm covered.

My mom is praying for my booty hole every night, every night.

I know she got she's got hands on it, hands on exactly.

You know what, Now, if I'm not an English citizen, can I go to the doctor?

Dare?

Is it it?

Should?

I just just schedule my appointments the week that I'm in London.

Well, didn't like lazy.

Mostly have a famous story on scam Goddess where she like broke her leg in London and she just never paid.

Oh, she came back and she was like all freeth.

Care oh, well, I'm not playing on breaking anything, but I'll go check my butt.

Yeah, for the summer or something.

Check it out.

Yes, less and that's not that's not mess.

That's living, honey, that's living.

If you got to check the whole, you know on the UK tab do it?

Nah, I don't.

I would like to know what a colonoscopy consists of.

Well, I want to get the thing where they I want the colon cleanse.

What's that called a laxative?

No, doucan No, we were supposed to go get it done together.

Water.

No, it's not a water pick you know klon so once that they just put a tube in your butt full of wool.

Yeah, water flush away your poops out.

Yes girl, let's go do that.

Yeah.

Should we get a colonic on groupon yo?

Is that a group Yes?

No, we are not.

We're not getting on group less colonics and then ivy drips.

No, and we could do that on the Patreon's dime.

We will not be doing no, groupon you're right, because I don't want anything to break up.

Yeah, but oh the tube broke, I guess it lives there now.

No.

Now, I'm Richard Dear with a hamster in my butt stop it and you know on that note mass, this has been mass.

You'll get everything checked, every every hole, every crack, yes, cranny yes, do it, do it now, do it now, and don't work too much.

It's about you know, the year's about the end.

You got to enjoy something, the foods.

I should enjoying that blood.

So girl, that was a great ad for smoking weed, and I will say that smoking weed being high and cleaning your house or cleaning a house.

Honestly, he's the best way of cleaner house.

I think highwood music, Glenn, or listening to Miss look at that Wow.

Okay, Yeah, keep.

Calling us, keep calling us, keep reviewing us, keep sending us nice messages, and we love you guys.

Keep trying to figure out how to drug your mother in law.

Put it on Marie's tab.

Yeah yeah, yeah bye.

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