Oho.

You listen in the mass, you're listening to Mess.

You're listening to the mass.

You listen in the mass, you're listening to Mess.

You listen in to Mess.

Girl.

Hey friend, Hey girl, I'm so exciting, you know what I'm saying, because we had a really great year.

We had a fantastic year.

Season one of the Pod gave what I think it needed to give.

Yeah, and just in case you know you tuning in super late and you just now finding us, let's recap.

Let's recap the year.

Yeah, a year of mess.

I mean, we're gonna get to that.

But do you remember what your messiest moments were on the pod?

My messiest moments?

I mean I went to Morocco and had a you know, medium mental breakdown.

What did I have a schmid life crisis?

That's what I had.

I had a schmid life crisis in Morocco.

Mid life crisis.

Yes, for my besties birthday.

Can you believe that?

Yeah?

That was like a year ago.

Remember we went to Rocker When I fell off a camel?

You fell off a camera?

Is that your messiest moment?

No?

On the pod?

Yeah, what's your messiest moment?

Oh?

Probably when Caleb came.

Oh yeah, it's on an edible yo twenty five twenty five milligram or maybe.

Or you know what.

Maybe my messiest moment is when we had Carolina on and I really just gave.

Her the business.

It was like, is she a guess or my enemy?

Caroline is always a good guest to have on though.

Mm hm.

You guys always like know what to do to get under each other's skin.

Yes, absolutely love that.

But yeah, just in case people are just turning into the pod, I think we should give a beautiful recap of the episode that really just tickled our couchies.

If your coochie tickles that, that's this.

Okay, let's get back on track.

Scream you came here with mass what is it?

I have a couple of messages, Okay, I don't know.

Fatherhood is a mess because you're balancing your life, the child's life, your girlfriend, wife's life, your work life, your friend life.

I mean, it throws a real wrench.

Can you still have friends as a new parent?

No?

Not really, you have to combine things.

I'm thankfully employed in a position where I can.

This is French to me, this is friends.

Yes we're productive, but we're friending.

We are friends, but we're associates at the moment, we're business associates.

Which is actually messy.

Colleagues.

It's messy because sometimes right when you blend that, there is no it's real gray, like it's murky, so stuff that I would say to my friend a bit your ass is back, like you can't if we business partner friends.

We can't.

You can't.

Really, I can't touch your elbow like this because HR should get involved, but there's no.

HR and stand there.

It's so hard.

This is the only work where you could say hey, bitch and the person whoever you're talking to.

That is the title of the episode.

Featuring why thank you yours as do yours?

I don't know.

I think that that's good though, Like I would rather have my work be my life and my life be my work.

Yeah, because it's always fun.

Yeah, I think it's a good time at all times.

It's like a it's like a, really, you don't agree you want to be in a cubicle?

No, you don't know.

Well, it's the same feeling how I feel from the work from home.

I got it in the beginning, but now it's like, no, you got to go to your work, and then your home be your home.

The blending of the two.

Is just how do I where's my safe space?

My couch where I used to lay now is in the background of where I'm fucking working.

And now if I'm having a bad meeting, I don't want to go to my couch because I'm like, you got that bad meeting energy on this ship.

Yeah, so it's like, go to work, go home, separate the two.

I've been wanting to do that ever since I had a kid.

I'll get out of the house because now my entire home.

Yeah, there's there's Yeah.

I got to get an office or something.

You got to get out of the house.

I got the old ball and chain at home.

You got to sponsor somebody.

No, somebody needs to sponsor you to have your own work.

On Instagram the other day I said, somebody, please give me a free office.

I got a lot of dms, but they were not good.

And then I was at the coffee shop in my neighborhood the other day and I saw the most unhinged, messiest ship I've ever seen in my life.

It was a flyer that said, Hi, I'm like a freelance creative person looking for any room to rent.

If you have a spare room in your home, I will rent it as my office.

Like this person was looking to move in.

What's the budget?

They won't.

They won't.

Now that would have been messy.

If a I give you four hundred dollars if you let me use this as an office.

Would you let someone rent the spare room in your apartment as their office where they come in from nine to five they have.

A spare I got to go to one of those members only places.

There's so many in the scene.

I I imagine that this person wants to be alone.

They don't want to be in the co working.

They don't want to co work.

What are you doing that you don't want to co work?

I'm talking me about the guy in the coffee shop.

Not Maybe it might be cheaper to just get a hotel for the day.

I don't think so.

You don't think so.

Actually, if you divide your rent by thirty days, don't do it.

Don't do it.

I'm don't do it.

You may as well live in the hotel.

Well, I had to do it because my because I moved into my apartment at the end of the month.

So they had to pro rate my rent next the next month, and I was like, wait, that's how much I'm spending a day.

They're so cheap.

Those bastards are so cheap.

They wouldn't let you move in earls.

No, No, it was me.

I found the place late.

And then they were like, oh you got I'm still paid a whole month, and that's what I'm saying.

Next month.

They were like, j K, now you pay what you would have to pay next, like last.

Month, did you do the division?

Yeah, you don't want to tell us.

You being cool with you, it's the Devil's number.

Yes, that's not bad than what I said.

Okay, there's a lot of sixes.

Yeah, I don't want to look at I don't want to look at mine.

Okay.

So okay, So so being a dad is messy.

Being a dad is very messy.

I think being a mom is messy here.

Obviously, yeah, because I was going to say, she's doing most of the work.

You're ripping, running, trying to make the bake.

Well, not the bacon for you.

But the bread.

The bread we make the bread, bacon beef beef baker, which is nest turkey baker.

I didn't know beef bacon was the thing.

It's a thing.

They have it in the they have it in the bag.

Yes, is that like slim gym that.

It is giving fin it s felt a slim jym, slim Jimmy.

I just don't get bacon.

I get read.

Yeah.

So you're making You're making a lot of money for your family.

Yeah, I'm a provider.

But that's why I don't spend the money for myself.

That's what I'm saying.

So I'm like, do I really need this?

Like I should have the office.

I should be able to afford the office.

Somebody's gonna comp it.

Yeah, don't skip on the things that is most important.

Like I feel like that's the thing about being a dad, but also being a man is like I don't think y'all know how to compartmentalize things.

It's just like it's either like all or nothing.

It's like, well, if I have to, if I have to work and provide and be a man, then like, how what other things can I fit in there?

You can't, but you can because you hire an intern or assistant.

You want an assistant.

I don't have an assistant.

That's madness.

As much work as you're doing, I don't need a necessari.

Who keeps your books?

Who keeps you?

I have a lot of people.

I keep my own calendar, which is which is absolutely messy.

It's very bad, very very bad, depressing.

Let me your calendar has like post it sticking.

You're going to be really upset.

Let me see your color coded.

I'll show you today today.

Let me see today was fucked up.

Oh yes, I was still on time.

Dragon, I'm not dragon.

This is today?

Wow?

Why is it not color coded?

It's all the same.

Because it's all work.

Yeah, but is it?

I break it down like fun work travel.

Okay, yep, yep, Oh, no, cancel your something was canceled at five, so it.

Looks like you got the evening.

No.

I canceled because I was like, look at this day.

That's a bad day.

So I can't.

I said, I'm out.

I don't want to do this.

What's a good day?

It was?

Photo shoots said, I don't want to do a PHOTOSO.

You don't want to get America's next time model.

I'll on you photos.

You don't want to get your hair like coiled and like moisture.

What I'm not doing it?

As everything else.

I went to the photo shoot?

Bit what the photo shoot?

Right?

No, I'm doing all day.

I was on the phone from nine am until one thirty pm, and then I took the train directly here and now I'm on closing deal.

Now I have to close deals.

I love deals.

I actually love being on the phone.

I'm I'm the equivalent of a cab driver.

I'm on the phone all the time.

Now are you holding a phone to your ear?

Are you speakerphone out?

The phone?

Speakerphone out, speakerphone allow you know he's a speakerphone all loud?

You could just tell because you're very chaotic.

That's so, that's a great chaotic.

When I first met you, I was like, I don't know what you're going to do, but whatever you're going to do, it's going to happen.

But it's going to be like pas Manian devil.

I know.

You were one of the first people I ever met in the comedy sphere, and you were so supportive, and I was like, you know what, I feel good.

How did you guys meet Taylor Taylor Garret Taylor Taylor, Yep.

Yeah.

And then but then I think we got lunch or dinner, yes, And I was like, I'm just starting out because I was just starting out.

I know you've been doing comedy.

This is I need to know the story now.

Yeah, I think it's about six years.

I'm using the first people to even go to pick your can I pick your brain?

I'm always the sure bitch.

Oh wait, I said I'll buy you.

Did say was a good, good, good like manner.

So there y'all are at Chipotle out there you big.

Ben Hannah, Yeah, the other place that makes you.

If I don't get the garlic butter, I'm not saying nothing.

He said, you can't mentor you or the youth without the garden.

It was.

It was a very positive and aspiring conversation.

I was like, all right, I think I can do this because I had a whole other life.

I was thirty three transitioning into comedy.

Which that's mess.

No, the worst thing.

Why is it mess?

If I met a dude and he was like, I'm thirty three and I'm just nested, I'd be like, yeah, exactly, hold on, but Kareem is divorced.

Divorce.

I didn't I was going to say, hot, are you divorced?

Yes, she left you, but Marie will, so you know where that goes.

Girl, I'm trying to.

Get to about this, okay, can we picked that up later?

Though, I do want to.

I do want to confirm.

He wants a sandwich, he wants to.

I want to confirm hot.

Actually, before we move on, I'd like to confirm confirm what that you're with Sydney on this.

Oh, that you're cute hot.

She's not giving it to you, babe.

I'm gonna take it up.

You're hot.

Yeah, that's so nice of you.

I never thought that in my life.

Behind the keys said you hot?

I said hot, re said cute.

Okay, great, so you're still winning.

No, it's great.

I've never felt like this moment.

We usually don't say this to straight men that comes upon they have straight men on the pot.

I know why is it's captain is bitch actually Rose, but you are really good.

You've been putting up your clips, you put up things about you know, your your daughter, your husband, your dog.

You're ashamed of all of it?

Are you ashamed of all of it?

And that's why we fucked.

Not a single time that I post something that I don't go this is god awful embarrassing.

Really, yeah, every not a single time, not a single time where I go.

Like, yes, fuck yes, even the clips that people love that duell right.

Yeah, especially those I feel like, especially the.

Ones that take off make me.

Go like, wasn't there a show where your your nanny used to like a nanny somebody who used to nanny teacher was in the audience.

Yes, yes, that went viral.

That went viral, like like it went crazy.

It was like someone that used to babysit me was in the audience at my show, not knowing that she was coming to see me.

Not this lady out past that time.

She's putting the pieces together in her head while I'm on stage.

Because you know, I talk about people in my life.

I talk I name names.

So did she nanny you when you were a baby or like, yeah, so she saw your baby, asshole, but she didn't.

Know baby face.

She didn't know my face.

She didn't know your face.

The baby face doesn't stay your adult face.

Yeah, neither does the asshole.

If I'm being completely on myself, I.

Have a a young, young, boody hole.

Okay, well hair, okay, so let's be honest.

We don't know with the butt hair.

I'm gonna say mine has been consistent.

Mine's has been tired since day one.

Yeah, I don't want to know him.

No, mall stop eating.

You got an adult butthole now please.

It was an adult when I was Yeah, it was constantly.

One of the first things.

One of the first things the doctor said when city came out is that is an adult asshole.

It's a.

Brown woman.

I've never seen an older pussy.

WHOA about that?

Now you're your gotten too, bar you go take it back?

Matter what, babies don't have pussies.

They have.

Can I tell you?

I just the reason why I came up was because I was reading a headline yesterday that people are getting lady a puff surgery.

Make it makes sense, girl, make it?

This is what this is?

Such a no, no, no no.

I mean, first of all, this is a New York Post article.

I should have led with that.

Okay, but it's could They called it lady a puff surgery to make their vaginas appear more youthful, which is to me a red flag.

If your boyfriend's like I could use a younger looking pussy, like, I'm like, why do you need why do you need a minor pus?

See?

You know what I mean that that?

But I need to google this.

Yeah, this is strange because it's like, first of all, I mean, I hate saying this, but when I was younger, I wasn't really looking at it like that, like it was it was there, you know, I know it was getting used or whatever.

Yeah, like you know, I'm getting you're getting used.

That's Jesus Christ.

It was a work.

It was a work.

I'm the one going too far.

It was a working Oh that's what I mean.

It was there, like.

We didn't step out and like run some arrns.

Yeah, it was always there.

Yeah.

But now that I'm getting older, I'm like, I'm checking to make sure it's you know.

Yeah, I'm not seeing a difference.

Really, I'm not looking at yeah, I'm not closing difference.

Yeah really.

I mean I had a sea section.

Oh you know, so I guess it does you have for the section?

I did have a C section, so it didn't come out.

It didn't come out, But it does look like my pussy's like smiling like a little bit at like it's sort of giving like a this like a smirk.

Okay, whenever she says that you drinking at you?

When take off my post.

Can we get a sound effect when she says busy because I don't like it.

I don't like the way you say it.

It just sounds why, it just sounds like sound like a man.

Yes, but no, no, no, like it sounds yes, it sounds aggressive.

It doesn't.

It's like it's not you saying it like in a cute way.

I don't want to say it in a cute way.

Oh why because it does serious things?

Okay, mother, Okay, it's a charge.

It's no that we have saying discharge discharge.

I don't like that.

Why why does your no?

I'm calling hr right now.

But every time you're on here, something was right?

What do you You just pulled her glasses off?

That's a side.

You said you don't like the word.

You said you don't we have charge.

You said you're afraid of discharge secretion.

Okay, so sorry, I had to use the lesbian terms.

Whoa subpres sounds like a lesbian bar.

Where are you going to that?

Okay, we're gonna do secretion.

Ladies get in before eleven.

That's the Christians.

But charges for the gate.

No, okay, we're gonna be charge.

Hey, hey, I need can we can we get We'll settle down, girl, you don't want to go to secretions.

I gotta I got a new body seat.

I want to wear it.

Section we were talking about my tubes coming, little tear forms, little.

Little tear form.

Secretion girl, you you are going to jail.

Jail, okay, So we were talking about jail my nails.

No, Well, let's talk about crying in public, okay, because first of all, we.

Have all secretions in public.

Scretions I secretions in public because we've all done it at least once.

And I think you have to think about you are actual bottom when you're crying on a subway or on the street, or when you can't hold the see.

And this makes me go back to my original thing, okay, because I go, you're actually at your bottom if you're crying in public online.

Or on line.

I well, m I saw I saw a TikTok of a nurse in the hospital and she the top of the video just said we lost another patient today and it's her crying in the hallway.

And then this guy made a like a spoof of it, and it was like he comes into the room, he sets up the camera, you makes sure it's on, and then he's like.

That's what I don't like the people who set up their camera their animal is dying or has died, and they're holding they're holding their animal, they're fixing the angle.

They're getting it at every angle.

Yeah, it's sick that you should have shame on it.

Yeah.

Yeah, your animal getting euthanized.

That another thing.

There is nothing darker nothing, I mean, you could be you could be putting an animal down.

Setting up a camera to put an animal down is another level of like dystopian darkness.

You're going to jail, Yes, you're going to jail.

Going live, that's.

The episode going.

The title of the episode is Secretion.

The night that's agree free before eleven.

Let's open a bar.

Four sober people that are day secret.

My friend, I'm going to be a business partner.

If this whole thing ends with Sydney crying while doing a podcast.

But that's the thing Sidney does cry in public.

Sydney the way that's stop.

Sydney, you stop the way.

But the way that Sidney cries, it's like a switch will flip on and off, like I'm sure I need to cry many a time, and then she's laughing and you're like, wait, was she crying?

Yeah, yeah, y'all, y'all sham the tears.

Y'all know You're like, are you crying right now?

I'm like, Sidney, this is it?

Really?

Is you right?

You keep going?

No, that's I picked my phone up to call my car.

Sidney cries like most people sneeze.

Yes, it is in threes.

Yeah, I'm sorry that I have blood running through my veins and liquids in my body.

I'm isn't gone with the winds.

I'm sorry, settled out.

I'm sorry that I'm a human being.

You, you bitches are.

The most stone cold like I I think I've only seen you cry on mushrooms and you I mean, oh, Rose, what's the last time you cried?

I mean, did you cry when you gave birth?

No?

No?

Did you see her photo?

Yo?

Can we post will which photo?

The photo of you?

You, the picture that you sent me after you gave birth, was insane.

You looked so good, so bright.

It was like you you had like a facial before your bangs.

Was sitting you did you did a mask, a sheet mask, a full face of makeup.

It was clear, it was clear, that's a mess.

Why are we getting done?

You just you're giving birth?

Because I felt like a toad.

You're giving birth, that's when you should look like a toe.

Yeah, I know, but I wanted.

I chose the C section because I read on somebody on Reddit said it was the easy way out.

Not Reddit read it is where I get my news.

That is my doctor.

Also, mess, y'all have to.

Get off of Ready, Sydney, You'll be ready, Sydney, is you did.

I was in a dark place, but you were not supposed to listen to me.

You were, well, I was in a dark plane, that's true.

That's when I was in LA.

I stayed.

You were in l A and I was pregnant, and we were both in a very dark place.

And was just like, okay you.

Are yes, I want to know.

And y'all, long story, beautiful friendship.

What is the biggest mess that you two have had between the two of you?

Got your ass?

I'm thinking, got your ass?

So me and City don't really have mess.

Don't lie to me.

See this is what I'm talking about.

You're gonna tell me in your whole friendship, we don't mess.

That's not what Sydney's eyes are telling me.

Sydney, Okay, the only mess that we had was when we want your birthday trip for Americas.

That was the only mess.

Our friend, our friend of ours had planned a lot of the stuff, and there was because I'm not a planner.

Yeah and it's my birthday trip, but I don't want to plan it.

And it was no breaks.

It was no breaks, and you know, I'm a nap.

I need a nap.

I'm a sleepy ass whole and so you know, I didn't travel, you know, eighteen hours to go somewhere and then.

Be like fe five four FuMB and we're running rip zips up.

But it was also her birthday, so I was like, Marie wants to run around as well.

What was the.

Itinerary was stacked?

It was stacked scale, Okay, send you a Google doc trip.

Actually I should say.

I gotta I gotta cancel, Like yeah, but you know what the real mess is here.

SID had the itinerary weeks before the trip, never checked it, and then we get on the trip.

That being said, I also didn't really check it.

We get there and it was like, oh, this is a park, this is a this is a where were we garden.

Gardens?

And it was like tour guys, hear the bographic ass tour.

No, it ain't fine, but it was like we've been friends for you.

We've never had a nine eran.

We go with the flow.

We vibes only somewhere.

I'm not touching.

We touched down.

We know somebody, We post, hey, we hear, We get twenty text mes, Hey come in here it we get in free.

We ain't worried about I'm not here any mess.

Yeah, So what I'm trying to say to you is we haven't really there was a mess.

We was in the desert.

Baby.

We drove ten eleven hours to the desert, and I said, oh, this is my go to Morocco and doesn't go to the Sahara desert.

I didn't know that.

So I didn't know.

That we was driving in a little It was.

In the itinerary in a little ass.

It was seven of the Google doc you need to tap in.

So where's the mess?

Y'all got to fight the two of you.

I cried sorry because because of something between the two of you stack.

But she didn't make the itinerary.

So also I.

Didn't know that.

I was like, you would plan something like this, was like I didn't plan nothing.

I was like, all right, cool, cool, but we was.

We was in tents and it was the tense where like it was all three of us, and there's a little veil you could hear, you could smell somebody pooping, peeing, showering.

That I could see.

I could see your uterus shower.

It was a lot.

Yeah, but that's how it made us closer.

Actually, it made us.

To answer your question, there hasn't really been no mess between us, y'all.

Just put on a master cross in lying, tell you lying.

Sydney is telling you a story about a girl's trip where somebody cried, that's what girls trips, aren't you if you first of all, we went on a ten day that was mats too many dan days.

I said, nobody like girls that much, including lesbian I.

Don't do trips with girls anymore.

Oh, I'm off it.

I love women, all loved women, Yes, but trips with women you have to be built.

Even as a gay man, you have to be built.

I can't ride Lirie.

You giving up.

Person the settlement of the last ten minutes of Marie but first of all, baked out of her mind.

Just let me just take everything out of the clawing through the purse on headphone just.

Going just going.

Yeah, Marks was crazy.

Mask this is nuts.

This is nuts, and he just gave it to Eye under eye.

Think for anyone that's just listening and not watching, I'm coming to you live from the recording.

They brought me to Times Square.

These girls brought me to Times Square to go through their purse and ignore me.

No, I would, I would never, Caleb, I've been locked in.

With They put me in the Christopher Columbus Tier of whites, and then they started going through their bags and now they're sharing products and tips.

I've been mistreated.

But I love that you asked this question because when people ask about me and I'm like, yo, the reason why we have not made it to the top is because we put our friendship first.

Yeah, you can give you a step on each other a little bit.

I'd rather have no money, you know, podcasts just doing okay, then like us, you know, have a million dollar deal and they hate each other million dollars and this will be our last episode.

Yeah yeah, all right, let me head out.

Here we go, get here, we go.

Everything.

I took out the person.

But you know, you know some people who link up and start doing you know, work together and like collaborating and then be duos and they literally hate each other just together because they're making money.

And I said, I rather not make money and be with my.

Saying that is listening.

Yeah, well, you ever have true friendship?

Then the bag I was a friend, I wouldn't, by the way.

Friend by the way, Yeah not me.

I'm different, but God bless I love that.

God bless.

I would sell either one of you out for for a two hundred dollars.

And that's why you win.

The Columbus Teer of what it all comes back?

Y'all know, I'm kidding.

Wait, so Amber, what is your mess?

What did you come to talk to us about?

I have so much mess?

You have some and I have so much.

Lay it down.

So the messiest thing I can think of right now is that I have a friend that is definitely currently in a church cult.

A church cult like our vacation Bible School.

No no, no, no, like maybe it started there and went left.

No no, no, no, Now don't you do that to vacation Bible School.

Vacation Bible School.

It was lit and it's not cult at all for me, like a member of the I said, And first of all, where her long jeans.

Car.

First of all, is football.

Okay, we were not wearing jeans, y'all.

Were wearing the dinner splitting directly location Bible school jean skirt jeans.

Sir, we were not wearing vacation but oh I thought I was with the patchword.

I was tight.

Oh see, mine wasn't tight.

Mom was giving bail.

Oh my was tight, and I was like, my mama, let me wear a tight one.

She was like, get this one, it's cute.

I was like, this is too big.

All my stuff was oversight.

It was a lot of my stuff was hand me downs for my cousins and whatnot.

So nothing was fitting me right, even my shoes.

Okay, so your friend you think she's in a cult?

You think or I don't think I know?

You know, for her, I know and metter fact, I don't think she I know she's in a call because she don't.

Know she's in a calt and that's how you in a car.

Yeah.

So okay, So, first of all, she started going to this new church and we was like, okay, she's always been in the church.

Not always.

She reformed herself.

Shout out to you, girl.

I don't know what name you're using now, but.

She's on the run.

She's on the run, so enough, so okay, we're gonna call her j Yeah, we gonna call her Jaylo.

So Jaylo was always in a church, reformed her life.

She started, wait, Joe, this is we can't use Jaylo because so Jennifer my.

Girl, me me, I'm gonna called me mean my girl memi.

She joined this, she joined the church, and then she changed churches and we're like, okay, like cool whatever.

So then she was like, oh I love this church.

So then it started to be like the hour she was at church.

So I'm like, wait, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and I thought it was Wednesday and Sunday.

I can I can do Wednesday and Sunday.

But I was like, okay, it's Thursday.

You at the sanctuary eight o'clock.

It's Friday.

Why are you at the church.

So then it was like, okay, now I'm seeing you with the people who run the church.

On your Instagram, you're not posting anything else but being at the church.

And then it was oh, I haven't been around because I they bought me an apartment in Dubai.

Whoa bought an apartment in Dubai.

Now how many times?

Now?

Dump on your chest for the Lord.

Hold on, where is this church?

Would love to sign up the churches in Maryland if you want to sign up, they are taking by Remember my homes in Dubai.

That's crazy in Maryland.

I need to know.

I need to know what is going on now.

That's the information I got that she had an apartment in Dubai.

That's why she hadn't been around.

But did she go Do you know she was in Dubai?

She was, I mean, she had videos in Dubai.

Would one day she's at the church and then we saw her covered up.

I said, okay, you're living.

So at first we were like, okay, they're taking you to Dubai.

What they doing there?

She was like, Oh, they're recruiting me.

I was like, but wait, what kind of denomination is this?

It's not Muslim?

No, So what they're doing in Dubai, I think, Hey, I don't know what would be the mecca for Christianity.

I gets to them.

Oh, I was gonna.

I don't know why.

I was going to say maybe New York City or LA I don't know, I don't know.

I don't know what Jesus laying at the end.

I want to said, Jerusalem, that jean skirt on.

In BBS and you were They had me in the play.

And everything with the show.

In New York was the mecca where the spirit the most.

Yeah, not me having lived in Mississippi before, Yes, that's where they loved the Lord down there.

What Dubai good bye?

Are you sure?

Why?

But that's what I think, so listen.

So then she was like, oh, you know, they're they're wonderful, blah blah.

So then it started to be she slowly stopped talking to people, but no, they would come back and she wouldn't see her family no more.

So she's coming back.

So we're like, okay, you're not in Dubai, you're gonna go see your.

Mom, And she would say no.

She was just like, oh, I'm so busy.

I'm so busy, I'm so busy.

So then we noticed that, like she's now at these people's house all the time, not at the church.

She's at their house, in their home, and I'm like, this is weird.

So then she's calling the wife of the pastor her spiritual mother.

Then it became she's like my mom, my second mom, and second mom, I was like, how old is this woman?

She was like, oh, she's three years older than this girl.

Three years.

They're part in three years.

Also, the suit the man is wearing a horrible they are What does the pastor look like?

Is it's Steve Harvey?

Is it Steve Harvey?

So no, he's not giving Steve Harvey.

He is giving.

So first of all, I don't know where he's from.

He's giving dreads, red suit.

Hold on, hold on, hold away in church.

Now I thought I thought this pastor was white.

No, it's a black man.

Well when we heard red suit, we knew it wasn't a white with a black wife.

A black wife who said that she is a prophet because they slept together and now she can see what God has for them.

I'm scared because can you can you even be a prophet and have sex?

What?

Apparently they can?

They have a whole, they have two kids, of a house.

Apparently were they married?

They're married now the spiritual mother.

Okay, okay, can you be a prophet and have sex?

As Wow, that's a good question.

No, why can't you have sex?

If you could see things?

I don't know.

Can you could see that?

If you could see so much.

Why you need to have sex?

Because as I know, it's gonna be good.

Once you have sex, you can't see no more.

That's what it is, you saying.

The prophecies get a little different.

Yes, no, this is not just my story.

Okay, I know people have this journey.

Okay, yeah, yeah, it was it.

It's called digmatized.

Yes.

Can I show the guy?

Can I show y'all the guy?

Yeah?

Please?

Oh why do it look like love and hip hop?

When I say it looks like love and hip hop?

Up in that church, here's my girl.

So it's a mega church.

They have, like an mega church?

How many people mega church?

I would say five hundred, six hundred.

That's not a mega church.

I'll tell the megachurch if they don't want to dubai.

If the church has an escalator inside?

Okay, there we go about to say.

Let me see the family.

This is the spiritual mother.

Now she's a batti.

The tea with this woman?

Is that every video I see her in looking at my friends, she looks disgusted at me.

He has so many followers, yes, megachurch?

Oh no, but she did pay for it.

You're right, she paid for a yeah, is a two thousand.

That's what I said.

I said, there's no way.

Maybe they got a few members in Dubai.

No, I went to Hillsong.

Hillsong was a mega church.

Thousands of people were there at one time.

Yes, oh god, they were in theaters.

They had to be in theaters.

But a megachurch if there's an escalator in it and a balcony, a mezzanine, there is a.

There's an exculator and a balcony and they're selling couches.

Wait wait now, wait now it's pops.

It's Bob so CEV two for the Lord.

Shout out to BOBX furniture.

So when they do a blessing on a chair, they will then try to sell it to the congregation and say, God has moved me and told me that somebody needs to buy this for ten thousand dollars and thousand dollars.

It's drugs.

It has to be diving.

Close the doors, closed the doors, the door.

This is wild that you brought this up, because I watched the documentary on that pastor Jim Jones.

How all those people go to Guyana?

He was he yes, he was?

And is that the kool aid man.

Yes, that's the kool aid man.

And he went there and it was over nine hundred and something people who died from suicide or murder.

But while watching the documentary, this is my mess is that every time I watch a documentary, I try to find the funny in it.

And I got to stop because it's that it's sad.

But what happened was when it was the day of you know, everybody's supposed to commit suicide, right, every everybody does die.

But there was an older lady who stayed in her cot.

She fell asleep.

She missed it, so she came out and everybody is good was dead.

And I said, that's me, that would be Maybe she's a prophet that I would love.

I would love to oversleep a mass murder or suicide.

And she said, no, it was I don't think they thought they were gonna die?

Did they know?

They did?

They knew.

I think they knew.

He said we going to going together.

He let them know.

He gave them cerary.

Where did they think they were going?

I guess to heaven?

Yeah, yeah, the broom.

Yeah, they put and it wasn't even kool aid.

It was called flavor aid.

So it wasn't and so it was if I was kool Aid, I would I would sue for deformation because now.

When they all did because they drink the kol Aid, don'tdrink the kool Aid.

Yeah, but it was flavor Aid flavor Aid, so he really he had the discount.

Yes, the Kirkling, the Kirkling kool Aid, the Kroger's kool Aid.

They had to buy a bunch.

So that's probably why he had to get the discount.

And it's not one hundred people for he said, okay, the discount.

He didn't have a Costco card and I can't.

I can't leader that.

Don't have no Costco card because what because in the Costco it's so messed up.

But yeah, there was there was people who did survive out of that, and out of all the people who did, I resonated so much with this older.

Lady and she came out and she was like, what was going on?

I was like, that's me.

She didn't know what time it was with that, and it was like everybody at everybody gone, Yeah.

But if she knew that there was all the suicide was scheduled.

I'm sure there was a cup you know what?

She was probably like, okay, y'all, just wake me up.

Yeah, but I'm saying, like, I'm sure she could have been.

Like, let me just get let me, let me just get a little bit, let me do mine.

But maybe suicide in a group when you're doing about yourself not as fun.

Right, You can't if you listening to this.

Sorry, So first of all, this might be a little bit triggering, but you do a deal with nine hundred others.

I love I love that in a red suit.

Yeah no, there was no red suits.

You know.

I'm saying.

He had the glasses.

Yeah, but the guy was odd.

But he wasn't even athletic.

So does he need to be athletic to be a cold?

So what I'm saying, Okay, So what I'm saying is, if.

You are a prophet, right and you want me to get you to follow you somewhere, or you're telling me we're gonna do this altogether, you can't eve run a mile.

You can't be physically inferior and telling me that I can go follow you.

You see what I'm saying, to follow you?

And that's why I think Harriet Tubman had to be the bad she had to be the best to get all them people to go follow her underground railroad, especially the men.

Oh she was told in the wagon.

You know, now I'm going too far with it, but I know she was.

Also you think people don't try.

I agree, like, well they won't.

They They're like, okay, if I follow her, maybe she'd give me someone.

I feel like, for sure, Harriet Tubman must have had a fatty like she original bbl body, Harriet.

Is it a Sarah Bartman?

No, not that, not that, Okay, that Harriet Tubman had this small waist.

Yes, because then she had that.

The dress that was right running down the back and they could see that.

Okay, right, ok the biggest the back.

I can see that.

I can say that it's easier to get people to follow you if you got a big movie, if you got a big movie.

But and I think that's why I'm that's why nobody'sollow me.

That's what it is.

How you turned around smallering, I thought.

And they were talking.

About your ass for sure.

Yeah, because the people think that I'm taller than I.

You feel tall on line, and yet you feel tall mine.

Yeah, I feel like, but you have tall proportions too, like you have long legs, and long arms.

Oh okayyeh the army.

Yeah yeah sure, yeah.

You know, like if if somebody took a picture of you legs and was like how tall this person?

I would play like five seven five show is quite short, that's good.

Look at that starter call.

All you need is a room.

Really, I guess a lady you actually maybe he has a lot of energy.

I don't know, know you.

What it is is you have to have people who have nothing to look forward to.

And it's true.

When when I was my saddest and lowest, that's when I went to hill Song.

I was going through a relapse with alcohol.

I'll say hills Song pulls you in a different way.

The pastors got on all saints to leaveless vests.

They tad it You're like live, church is lit.

But in order for me to even step into that building, I was at my lowest.

So this is a quote said by my friend.

I'm so sorry.

If you watched this also, you need to hear this.

My one friend did say she was like, well, if any of us gotten a cult, it would have been her.

I said, mmm, she it did?

She have like sheep mentality, not sheep mentality, But I feel like she has had the roughest time and had to do the most as far as like emotionally like with her.

You know, she raised her sister all these things.

So I feel like when she met somebody that was.

Like take a break, come in here, she was like, great, somebody else can be in charge.

Wonderful.

And then it was a cult.

But now, when's the last time you saw her?

Probably two or three years.

We haven't seen her.

Nobody's seen her in years.

That's what happens when you're in a they crazy thing is she would starting to be isolated.

We would see her posting.

She doesn't post anymore.

And now she goes by Sarah.

Sarah's Now that's that's her.

That's her cult name.

That's her cult name.

She goes by Sarah.

Sorry, girl, I'm sorry, girl, I have to say her name.

Her name is.

Oh, we're bleeping that out.

They said, we're bleeping that out amber.

We're not keeping that.

They said, we you are messed.

You're Usually people don't say the names.

Girl.

I would have said her last name to you.

I would have said her last name, because my thing.

Is girl stopped like literally, she can't.

She's in a cold so how do we get somebody out of a cult.

But that's okay.

So we tried.

We tried to go on with a sleeper cell and was like, you go to the church and see.

But she said I had to leave.

They was too inviting.

She said it was I could see why somebody would get stuck.

So had to leave.

Yeah, she said, I gotta go.

I can't keep going to this where you gotta go?

Are they cooking oxtails?

Like I think they'd be cooking and they a big old house.

They'd be cooking oxtails and stuff they do.

Because if you put a good plate in front of me, you got a nice couch.

But ten thousand dollar couch that you're gonna buy.

It wasn't a love sack either.

I'm not buying a couch.

Yeah I don't have Yeah, No, I don't have them.

They be having parties at their house.

What kind of parties, I don't know.

Look like a colt party to me.

I feel like he is making a gang of women to follow him.

It was a lot of women.

It's a lot of women, mostly women.

Most That was the thing about the Jim Jones guy.

It was mainly women who were in this.

Colt, which is weird because I feel like men it can they get caught up in Like so men are in cults too, but they don't know that they're cold men.

Colts is like fantasy foot Yeah, Thursday night.

They're not flying them to Dubai.

No.

I feel like when you're a woman, you can get flown out all these things.

You can't tell the man we're about to go to Dubai.

What we gonna do?

Yeah, what we're gonna do when we get there?

Twelve sixty men?

What are we gonna do?

This is a good question.

You can't take sixty men in Dubai.

Would you would you go to would you go to Dubai?

Would you if your church was like we're going to Dubai, We're flying you out.

What if they was like, we got you an apartment in Dubai?

That gay?

Okay?

Amen?

Amen?

All the time.

You can be gay for the Lord.

The Lord more like some gay No, not his Lord, okay, okay, not that denominations a straight lord?

Okay, straight Jesus.

So your your friend is in a cold clear you can't get her out?

No, I mean when when someone is in a cult, what's what's the best way to call.

Yeah, what's the protocol?

So okay, So we had I have my friend in l A.

She the cult girl went to l A and my friends still.

Had her location.

Girl, when you didn't, I'm so sorry.

You have to be called girl.

Sorry, you just have to be you have to.

So her best best friend went to LA and was like, I still have her location.

I'm gonna pull up on her okay.

And I was like, okay, what's gonna go on?

She said, She pulled up on her and the girl looked shook.

She was like why are you here?

Like what are you doing?

Da?

Da da?

And she was like, well, you haven't answered any of us.

You won't talk to us.

And she said she was like okay, I'll just call you tomorrow.

She never called her.

She said what are you doing here?

She said, what are you doing here?

That's scary.

I mean, Marie, let's twenty eighteen.

She's so pretty.

She's so pretty.

That's why they got her.

So you're said, there's no ugly people in the cold.

No, that's well, and maybe this specific cult.

And then when I see the man's comments, it's like this lady is always in there, like take tell them, how you abandoned your other family for your new family.

I'm like, this is a mess.

This actually now this is sad mess.

But now my question is, oh, you said she calls them the prophets, so she don't call them my pastor.

She doesn't finish.

She calls them both.

She calls the one the lady, her spiritual mother, and she calls the other one the prophet.

And that was years ago, so I don't know what she calls him now.

She might call him something else.

Now, Sorry, sorry if I'm getting it wrong.

Reflo Dollar just went just spent to jail for all of this crazy stuff.

He was also a pastor in like flashy suits and like they sent in.

The church and I think he bought a helicopter.

He had the church.

He was like, hey, I need a new private jet because this one is old.

And they tithe.

But that's what happens.

He'll tell them that he needs to go to a vacation for a week so that he can get more people, and they will pay for it.

The church.

My pastor was not going on no vacations.

He was in mental He was very very His car was just all right.

His home was right next to the church.

It was chill.

He was living like the lore.

Yeah yeah, but you wouldn't follow him to do bay.

No, no, you wouldn't find out like how we getting there.

He wasn't asking nobody to go to buy either.

But if you're trying to start a colt, they you know, people like fleshiness.

Yeah, they nowadays, you know, they like things that like they're like, ooh that's pretty.

You got regular stuff that I got.

I'm not following you.

Yeah, no, no, no, no, no have cool glasses.

You don't have it doesn't even have.

Yeah, the Jim Yeah he did have some like you know, not I wouldn't say flashy glasses, but they were definitely glasses but had charisma.

Oh okay, well he was pretending to, you know, bite off of the other black pastors.

Mirror.

I see.

The problem is, I feel like cults have been around so long.

Haven't we heard this all before?

It doesn't matter when I'm telling you, when you down and out, when you looking, when you're looking for a sign, it's a Bible app.

What the Bible app?

It'll send you a verse at eight o'clock.

I'm not I'm sorry.

That's two new ages you get the actual Bible.

I actually said the time the Bible through Kendle.

Okay, you got to actually open the book.

But if I'm saying now, you're not listening to it.

Okay, sir, If I was reading the Bible, it's not going to be on a handheld thing.

I'm opening the book.

I'm opening the book.

You do everything on your phone.

You can at work.

I think they took it sense.

They took it too far when they.

Started putting church on zoom and on the Bible on the phone.

That's where we lost the way.

You think we lost the way.

So we can't zoom in the church.

No, what you have to show up?

Why?

So sometimes I turn on the TV a little bit and maybe I'm you if I got something.

No, I'll be watching the church in Harlem.

There's a church in Harlem.

I watch Sometimes I don't know.

Sometimes I just google fun Church and then and that is see and no.

Amber black Man put it in TikTok mess fun Church for Blacks, and then it'll come up.

And then sometimes I'll get get a little word in and then I just listen to the same to Kirk Franklin songs, and then I call it a Sunday same to listen, stomp and mellow d's from Himven, you're.

And I ain't that I don't know if your prayers are being answered.

They're being answered, oh, because I was like if you actually I'm not sure.

I'm not.

Oh wait actually, and the worst thing is, okay, this is my tea with you.

Sarah new name, so she stole my cousin's name, who was her best friend.

And I'm like, could you have picked any other name?

But anyway, still a Sarah.

Sarah's for everybody.

Yeah, and that's for the street.

Then you should have picked somebody else.

That's like, okay, that's like you.

Join in a cult and they asked you what you want your new name to be and you picked Marie.

Well, ain't there somebody in the Mary Mary?

Yeah, Mary Marie.

That is not the same Miss Mary.

Mac mac mac all justin black, black, black, all down her back back back.

That was a baddie too, Miss Mary.

Matt shout out to miss Mary mack.

Okay, So Marie, if I was in a cult, would you come and get me?

How deep I would?

I would?

I think we would all pull up and come get you.

You have a community, I would say that would come and get you.

I would get my sister to grab you by the back of the neck like you were a cat, and your brother in there, and he would distract the devil with his breaks.

I'm doing a roundhouse kick on the past.

I'm not distract the devil.

Roundhouse kick on the devil.

And then and then Siddy would be like, what are you doing here in her bible in her long skirt.

Do you think she would be the time to say there's nothing wrong?

I think Sidney would be like, I just I don't know.

I feel like Sney would be like, I just I'd like you to hear no.

I wouldn't.

First of all, I would be like, I'm trying to figure my stuff out.

Yeah, I'm trying to get the house.

You know.

I would be we got caught at the house.

I would be like young thug on the phone with Wham.

I'm like, no, I'm telling listen, I didn't drag everybody, and they Grandmama.

Okay, whoop, whoop to do with.

I'd be like that.

Nicki, Minaja and I would have been talking about everybody and everyone that's in the cult.

If you were in a cult, I'm like you see, they got the nerve with the lint over new balances.

They try to give me a new balance.

And that's when I said, this might not need a colt for me.

I would be on the phone with you, Marie.

Can you imagine fighting for a heel and a cult there?

Like do you have any heels?

Shit?

I'd be like, did I get a black here?

I said?

Now, the meals are cute, the meals.

The meals are cute.

The meals are cute.

But when they asked me about a ten thousand dollars couch, I said, I might need to get a friend.

I need to get a friend of her.

Are you taking the apartment in Dubai?

I would.

If you if you asked me this eight months ago, when I didn't have an apartment.

Oh, I would have prayed for a lead on an apartment.

It's in a cult, but it is in Dubai.

Honestly, I love it.

But this mess, Yeah, didn't you have some stuff go by roll with?

Like Bernie?

Bernie Sanders was sitting Bernie with.

Something.

Yeah, you're like with the winter coat.

Like you were Like Bernie was like, he has something else to do.

He was going to the Post Office after Yeah, it was really good.

But that that photo went viral, like we were putting Bernie in the boat with oh for what is it called?

Bird bird bird Bird?

Yeah, what happened to great great memes?

I like when things get meme if I I think abbot elementary, they do great job of meming that.

I think making fun.

And like a polite way, like something that we were like.

We're all, we're all in it.

I could appreciate Twitter for that, but we it's lost the plot.

It's lost the plot.

Now people are paying to be verified.

They took away all the checks.

Oh that also took it down a notch.

And it's like, well.

Elon bought it.

It was like, well I'm gonna go, I'm gonna head out.

And if you have a blue check, then you can get paid if your stuff goes viral.

Well that's how people monetize Twitter.

But they're for Twitter.

Yeah now now, yeah, like if you have to pay for it to get paid, that's dumb.

So people engagement farm which and you.

Know what I think, and the making the money of this stuff has taken away from the fun because when I was having the most fun, the money was just happening.

But now it's like that's the that's got to be on your brain constantly, like how how are we gonna get this paper, how are we gonna get that bag?

How are we going to make this content?

So it's just not I think that's what's driving so many people now, and it's and that's what that's what's missing the storytelling.

It's like what can I do to like blow up?

And it's like just just live, like, yeah, then you'll blow up.

Tell us.

Yeah.

That's the one thing that I do like about TikTok.

They have this viral moment now, this this trend where it's like a muppet and people are saying, like the worst times that has ever happened.

They just keep using slides of the same uppet.

The video that had me like crying in my eye is.

Not crying crying in my eye, which is like crying in my mouth, crying my hippows.

But this boy, he.

Goes to the gas station, he comes out, he goes to the bathroom.

He's not sitting on the toilet, but you know, he got his butt out.

He's like, all of a sudden, he feels like this burning sensation in the crack of his butt.

Abe has stung him in his butt.

He gets up, he comes out, he's telling his parents, like a bee stung me, and they're all laughing because they're like, how is this not off moment?

But then he's like he's feeling ill.

He's feeling very sick.

He is allergic to be Oh my god, he just did not know that until this moment.

Stung in his ass.

And so he's in.

His car with fortunately, so he's his parents is one car, his grandparents are in another car.

They're like, he can't breathe.

He's literally his throat is closing out.

There's no a bee stung him in.

The butt, because if my butt starts burning at a gas station, I'm like, oh I must know, because.

Then you know the humans like the bee dies and you see the toilet.

So then he pulls he had to pull the bee.

Out O my gord.

So then what's to be doing in the bathroom was taking a pe, taking a dumb as well.

He's like, he was like, occupy, you know what you.

You try to reach, I'm there.

He was like, I'm not decent, and.

So then he can't breathe.

So his parents they're in a car.

He's like, okay, we're going to the emergency room.

And then his grandparents are in another car.

They're driving.

They're trying to get there as fad so he doesn't literally die from this beasting.

They're on the way to the hospital.

They get to the hospital, they're like, okay, they rush him.

They tell the doctors what happened.

They get a phone call.

Grandparents got in a car accident.

All the way to the ambulance, so they have to go.

They're going to another hospital.

They took their grandparents to another hospital.

His dad and mom had to leave him to go.

To this up with his fee.

They were like, you got a beasting, you'll be fine.

Right, you're in the hospital.

We got to go to the grandparents.

Why didn't they just take the grandparents to the same hospital because they had two different cars.

I guess they were doing like a family trip or whatever in a one stop shop.

Right, So then.

They go to the parents the grand the grandfather survives whatever, and then and then you know, the son, he's okay, he's fine.

Two weeks later, grandfather dies.

Like that is wild.

Wait, but the grandfather was fine.

The grandfather was fine.

But then I think died.

I don't know.

I can't remember.

If it's from the it was a bee it?

Why did you tell this?

Third?

But it was every slide I was.

I was like, no, I said, yes, more of this, tell us the worst.

Time in your life.

I need it.

It's beautiful.

I do love a good story.

But I think everybody you need it, right, you need me some twists, some turns, say something and then if it's it's funny, then that's a plus.

Do you have like if you were to do a Sola moment on Twitter?

Yeah, do you have a story that's.

Like each mormenting like what we on the edge.

Of our seat?

No, you gotta keep going.

Yeah, what's your resa?

Tisa?

Yeah?

What is my res Lisa?

It would probably be like like something from high school, you know, in high school?

Yeah, to high school Manhattan?

Oh yeah, you know?

Did you an alternative high school?

What's that mean?

That means the kids probably can't really.

The kids needed special attention because they need they need to be smaller, a smaller school.

I went to an alternative high school.

My mine, your business and watch your mount.

The alternative high schools are the ones where like like you would you would.

Have like a uniform.

No, no uniform.

But like I went to school of Physical City and so I went there, and you know, all the kids that went there were cool.

They were like air maxes, they got they're wearing they're wearing name brand jeans, fat all of that.

So and they're cool.

These are cool, these are cool city kids.

I was not.

I was not cool, you know I was.

I was wearing the bear buffer.

I was not wearing a north face.

The marshals wo yes, and I there and then.

My mom smoked cigarettes.

So I had a couple of whole was in mind and I smell like cigarettes.

It was not it was not.

But I went to alternative school.

I would have been friends with you.

You think I don't want One friend that I was cool with.

She her name is Jordana.

She looked like like a Hondurian Aliyah.

So we was cool swooper yeah, and she was dressed.

Yes co dcres one.

So I went.

They they ran me up out of there, They ran me about of there.

I I ended up like, uh, a girl that I was friends with, you know somebody she lost her virginity.

You two up, you're fooling around with and the girls were mad.

They were mad, they were like the sugar coating.

They wanted to avoid me.

Bad.

Time to leave.

I had to leave it.

I went to one other alternative high school where they also hated me.

Then I was like, it's me.

I'm the problem, is the problem, it's me?

And I came in and I was wearing like a clueless inspired outfit and this is in Spanish Harlem, so they were like they didn't care about clue.

So I thought I was Dion but I had I had knee high socks and they were like those look Arthur like for orthopedics, like it's shriving grandmama.

But I with the chunky heels and the skirt like I matchine, you are ahead of your time.

Yeah.

And they did not like me because I was friends with another girl, my friend Kawana, who was like she was it, light skinned girl, light eyes, dated a guy named Otis, and they were like how dare you and they hated her.

And then I came in.

I was like best friend and.

You know how cool you have to be the data guy named Odie Otis, Yeah, he was security too, and.

For people to be like that's a couple.

Yeah, Otis is a.

Yeah, didn't look LIKEA.

Was coming to.

They were the cutest couple.

Everybody had them, but they all I had.

I had a time.

They tried to run me out of there too.

They somebody threw.

Skittles at me all day, Like I was, how big was the bag of skittles?

Family size?

And they were throwing and they only threw a certain colors.

And then at the end of the day they threw the rest of the bag, which was just orange and purple, which is supposed to be the worst ones.

So I mean, that's what Nicky says, but yeah was the worst one.

Yeah, in her rider is like only green skittles.

I get it.

I did not like getting hit with the orange and purples, but I knew.

I turned around and I was like, who the fuck do the skittles?

And they and then it was like these two two two girls.

That was just like what I was like, you were getting.

A penny prown.

Because when you said the girls like this, I thought girl sisters?

Yeah, yeah, who.

They was waiting outside ready to jump Sidney.

How many alternative high schools did you?

Guy?

Just went to two?

After that one, I was like, well, I just gotta stay.

I guess saying we got to work it out.

But there was a girl named Mushy.

She her name is Muschine, and she was trying to mush me.

For sure, I.

Already can see what Mushy looked like in my mind.

Mushy looked like one of the bad baddie South girls.

Yeah.

She always something like a slippy.

She had the bang that you know was curled when you used to like curler.

That was like the soft one.

Tight, yeah it was.

And she had the like the Vanson leather and she would she would have the Jibo jeans and she was Yeah, she was bully, and I was.

Like, you are not.

You are not going to do nothing to me.

And then I have to stay at school till eight pm because they were like the blood is outside No, I said, well, you know they don't care about school.

They're not doing the homework, so they're just waiting outside.

Yeah, they're playing spades.

Those are the kids that bought the one notebook to school with no pan.

Yeah yeah, backpack, empty vies.

But you know what's Inney, You had to go through all of that to become the nice person that you are now, because.

You could be Mushy Yeah, that's it.

It's cute to be mushy.

No, I had to.

I had to really just lean on, you know, being nice to people, because I know that nice gets you a lot further than being mean.

But do people respect nice?

I respect nice?

You respect?

Yeah?

Yeah me?

And that's all money.

They all that sounds like.

I prefer a nice person.

I was the only friends with nice people growing up.

Well, you seem like a nice person.

Yeah, I think I'm I feel like you seem nice, but I could also see like a Regina George in your past.

No, I swear that's not.

I think that's what people perceived me as before they know me, because that is what I give off, really.

Give off, like pretty cute off.

Really, that's what people have told me.

What eyebrows like that, like woman's up to me.

You know, I'm like, hey, party, let me go.

But I think I understand what you're saying because people have told me that, Like I give off mean girl.

But that's just because I get scared.

I get nervous, and that's the front I put up.

But I think I'm nice.

No, you are.

You're very nice.

Marie.

The way she had me outside of the movie, I was scared for my life.

How she has She said, Sidney, tell me if I'm going crazy right now?

I was like.

Absolutely, oh she she was like because she was like, I need a manager.

No, no, Sidney, this is this is scared Sidney.

This is why I text you.

I said, this is why you paid the one hundred and fifty for your wraggy nails, because you stand for nothing and you fall for everything.

We was at the theater and I said, hey, no, I said back, you can head out.

I said said head out because I'm handling this.

She's like, no, I want to be here to support you.

I said, let me know, want them to No, no, no, She's like no, I mean no, you're not tripping.

They was wrong for what they did.

And I said, okay, did you say she did say that you need to keep it real right now to head?

Yes, I mean I had the gun on you.

It was a Pandora.

Door a gun.

Yeah.

No, let me tell you.

I wasn't even gonna trip on them.

I came, I said, hey, I just need to speak to the manager.

Mind you.

I had to use a restroom.

I left my water bottle and said, I go back up.

I come down it's three managers.

I said, oh, we're doing this or that.

She had no sleeves pulling them up, while y'all had to get three managers because I'm a black woman.

So then I had to say all them straight.

And I said, hey, hey, we sitting here going back and forth.

What usually happens when someone is dissatisfied with their movie experience, he'll go one of the dumb managers, we give them tickets for another movie.

I said, well, that's what y'all gonna do today.

What theater?

We didn't have no receipt for tickets, and she didn't in paid for the ticket.

You don't repeat, offender.

You already is treating you to something, and you the one you the person at the table A well, put down this.

It's principal at the end of the day.

I ain't even use some tickets because baby, let me say, they gonna never see me at that movie here again, I see sponsored by MC right now, So I mean you do go see AMC movie.

No, but this was regal and they the devil.

That's that theater.

I'm not doing it, but I mean, I don't want to put that on your podcast like that, But you did.

But I can't do it, girl, I'll take I actually take four.

MC got better seats and they're heated and they have better reward.

Systems and everything.

So I found my place and I found where I need to go, and it's not.

And they let you be loud at AMC.

So I had not an issue or threats or a problem at the anti theater.

So they gave you how many tickets they.

Gave me because it was just two of us, so they just gave.

Me two and what you said, third gave me to So she was you want this?

I was like, but I and I gave him.

I gave him to eating because he did pay for the tickets.

I gave them tickets to eating because I said they won't catch me back there.

But I just knew Justina had to be third because you're not gonna be threatening me at a movie theater.

That's just not how it works.

That's unprofessional.

All you had to say is, hey, this is warning number one.

Y'all gotta keep it down.

People are being disturbed.

Y'all gonna get kicked out.

Okay, kick me out, kick me out.

So did you finish the movie or did you get up?

We finished the movie, and then we walked.

I had the stress of them threatening me and the stress of aliens eating people's heads on my mind, and the stress of.

The lady that told Joe baby walk out.

And then people were like, oh, y'all were hilarious.

Y'all were really funny.

They look they the people who were watching the movie.

They thought we were funny.

Some people do enjoy when you know our berson and comments when you make like, oh that ilt feel ugly.

Your hair ain't supposed you know.

Some people do enjoy that.

Other people do want you to shut up, which I get.

But it's like you get I knew you who are very You're a very stronghold on the quiet car on the Amtrak because but you run people.

You were like, hey, you're gonna have to do you You follow the rules in the choir car, but can't follow the rules at a quiet place.

Y'all are missing it.

Y'all are missing it, and that's where you are who you are.

No, y'all are missing it.

In the I was experienced something in real time.

It was happening in real time, and I had no space to process it.

That's it.

It's a movie.

Ain't nothing to process except the pictures.

That's what y'all, because when I'm watching a movie, that's not how it is.

I was stressed.

I was stressful, lupeter.

I was stressed for you know, for.

The White Man without that movie stressed me.

Was in processing that ticket.

You did not have to pay for it, And you know what, I love that for you.

I love that for you.

Yeah, I mean, did you have any like rules or like maybe advice to people who are giving like Google reviews?

Honestly, I the rules that I would say, I don't even really follow, but since you are, since you asked, I feel like I should say something, keep it, keep it brief, something I don't do.

Sometimes they gotta be like you, out of charactersts.

You gotta have a h how many caps you get for I don't even know, but I remember that review for the movie theater.

Oh I ran out.

She let them go.

I should have made another.

It was half of our day.

We had to walk it off.

We literally had to walk after that, and then she went.

To work and was still talking about it still because we.

Told everybody it's traumatize them, but it's okay.

Try to leave your emotions out of it.

If if you.

Guys can go to the regal uh you know, Instagram page and put palm trees underneath.

Let them know.

Please, let them know that I'm telling you I'm so sick of them.

I'm so sick of them.

Or you put justice from I encourage people to write them too, because they do help me.

They helped me pick hotels, they helped me pick venues, they helped me choose restaurants, brunch.

All of that type of stuff.

I feel like I always will really reveal and be like, oh, come here because this is given five stars.

I'll read the reviews before before I do anything.

Yeah.

Oh, especially hotels too, because we've had our bout with that too.

But we don't have time for that best hotel you've been in.

Best, Yeah, it wasn't on.

Your card, girl, girl, girl, I will say that some of the best and the worst hotels have not been on my card, so we would say that.

Will you be on the road literally full tea?

But no, I'm saying that some nice hotels, But no, I'm not really paying for that best hotel you've been in, Marie, best I've ever been in.

I don't know.

I wasn't prepared for that question.

Yeah, she's like, you asked me that from another time.

But I know the worst one.

I say that girl, I was in Baltimore.

Well there you go myself, y'all literally started.

I walk in and somebody at the desk talking mad as somebody walked into the room while they was in the room.

That's I just want to let you know.

That was me just walking in being greeted.

I'm into this already, you know, confrontation.

But yeah, so I won't do that again.

You really got to read the reviews and locked the.

Double, locked the door triple.

Oh yeah, that is true.

You do you gotta do that.

I wish I cared about.

I only started looking at reviews because of y'all, because we'll be about to walk into a place and you're like, hold.

On, well hold on, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's check it out.

Yeah, as somebody who hasn't really read review Sidney, how has that affected your experience when her?

Now, lady, oh read the reviews on it?

Now, someone you go to sis, I'm sure they're good.

It's it's a it's a usually good spot.

I think that that particular person was just over me and I I honestly I get.

I came in not knowing what the hell I wanted, and it was early in the morning, and I was like, how long is this gonna take?

You was taking a blame.

It's crazy just to save the reviews like we need is for you who don't really, I mean, you don't want to hold yourself accountable.

I'm myself accountable.

I'd be like, that's on me.

I say that all the time, but when it's not on me, I'm not.

I'm not taking it.

I mean everything that.

You said today was something the socks and the floatation tug.

She told you, hey, this one not ready.

You were like my ancestors shove me to three, not knowing what a white place was.

That's also you, you know, But I'm glad that at the end of it as it's always rectified for you.

Yeah, because with them fixing it with something like, hey.

You're come back.

Oftentimes I don't.

I don't even write the reviews to get stuff back.

But oftentimes if I do, businesses that care about the reviews and care about their perception and a reputation, they will follow up and make it right, because that's what customer service truly is.

In my opinion, that's true.

Whenever whenever somebody is like, oh they didn't like this, didn't like that, will take it off, or like, you know, when I'm like, I just want these people to just like have a good time, you know, I give them a couple of shots.

I'll take something off the menu.

I'll give them some.

Free like just to accommodate.

And even if you do that, people still go back on that review and be like bla la la.

It's like, hey, I give you hush shots.

Those are two hush hush.

Why are you still giving a bad review after I hit you off with two hundred dollars worth of shots.

Even if you don't like a drink, you send it back and they like, we're not taking it off your bill.

I didn't drink it, though.

I feel like that's something that like you should take that off.

Yeah, who wow.

I feel like I also just got yelled at at the fireplace.

Did we wear you out?

I'm sorry, that's just we do we do have?

Yeah, I phonus on the charge account.

Can you open it and I'll read it on yours?

I meana, I think, and I've been saying this, that you.

Should release a coffee table book full of all your Google reviews because they're so they're all, they're so different, they're so good.

Have you ever reviewed like a zoo or an aquarium something like that.

An aquarium, for sure, you were like, the fish look sick.

Girl, the water is not clean.

Yeah, I was gonna go.

I was gonna go, but the fields was doing what they need to do.

You know, I do write reviews about it.

I was reading the reviews somewhere I went, and they were just like, they don't need to have no animals near this place.

This was bad.

Do not go.

We actually need to boycott.

Yeah, yeah, okay, are you ready?

Yes?

Beyonce mess question mark, question mark, question mark.

That's the title.

Hey Messi's longtime listener, meaning I still rerun the Unificial Expert episode first time Messenger.

I have some Beyonce mess for you.

Oh.

Some friends and I decided to go see Beyonce in another country because the ticket prices were much cheaper and we figured we'd be down for a little excursion, right, I, thirty three year old man, mostly planned the ticket purchases with one of my best friend's thirty six year old male.

When buying the tickets, he mentioned he was excited because it was around his birthday, and I took this to mean that he was going to use the concert ticket as a gift to himself.

Okay, oh as good.

After everyone gets their tickets, around six of us, he sends a text saying basically that this is his birthday trip.

And that he wants us to have dinner for his birthday.

Now.

I am fine with the birthday dinner.

I love my friend and I'm happy to celebrate him.

But I'm confused.

Because we never spoke about this being a birthday trip.

I hadn't said anything to him because he didn't actually ask for anything too crazy.

But I'm nervous that when we actually get there, he may try to make the trip about him and my tripping or is this mess?

And would you say something to your friend before the trip additional contacts that may be useful.

I'm going with my boyfriend.

I do think the message was supposed to be cute and fun, but it just came off a bit weird because he didn't just ask to do a birthday dinner.

He started referencing the whole trip.

Note he sent is attached.

Okay, sincerely, Julius, Okay, B Day and Yonce b Day and Yonce June fourth night flight Wednesday, June fifth, be in London at some point Thursday, Nope, Thursday rest.

I want dinner and everyone to look sexy as fuck before and after.

I don't care you, do you?

June sixth Friday?

I don't care you?

Do you?

June sixth, seventh Saturday, Beyonce Day, Hunty June eighth and ninth Saturday, and Monday?

I don't care you, do you?

I'll probably fly out on Monday.

I don't want to make this trip about me or my birthday.

I just want us all to enjoy ourselves and be free.

No pressure to do anything you don't want to do.

I do come before Beyonce.

Though.

I love this tary, but it doesn't sound like he's made the trip all about him.

No, no, no, see this is what this is.

Wheah.

These people which obviously I kind of fall into this.

It's like oh no, no, no, no, chill, no, no worries, Like I'm not pressuring anybody.

That absolutely means the pressure is on you.

Read between that, yeah, oh no, I'm I'm holding myself accountable and yes, when I'm hearing this when they say I don't want to make this about me, but I come before Beyonce.

That is somebody, big diva, big diva, pulling it out and they're trying to be demure about it.

They're going to be hell.

You know what I mean?

That is?

That is how is he gonna say something?

Though?

But look it says June fourth, ninth, flight, June fifth, be in London at dinner.

Dinner is on the fifth, then Friday, do what you want, and then Saturday is Beyonce.

So this person is just asking for the fifth and the second.

How long they been friends?

That's a good that's a good point, I think, because he has trepidations.

Julius, you gotta say something because this was not your birthday trip.

If you wanted a birthday trip, then you should have said, hey, just like for me, were going and it ain't got nothing to do with my birthday.

But I'm like, this is our birthday, so this is my birthday celebration.

I made that known from up top, so now we all know why we're going.

Well, to be fair, you made it known after you bought the tickets for the no no, no, yes, you.

Might have known after you bought the tickets no, no, no no no, no.

No no, because top I said, hey, I want to go to see being Safe for my birthday.

Then we found out caveat we can't go on the actual day and time because we have other friends with other priorities.

So then we pivot and now make it a birthday thing.

But just after the birthday.

I mean.

Like that, Fred, I mean, I just know I do come from me?

How how this is a coincidence that we get this?

Isn't it crazy?

Get this?

It's insane.

Similar I can't believe real friends that have traveled so much for each other's birthdays.

I mean, I mean we've been to New Orleans, We've been to Morocco, Miami.

Mexico, Mexico.

I mean we've been traveling for many, many years, so we understand.

I think you have to start up, Top, this is for my birthday.

Yeah, we are going to celebrate.

Or sometimes we were like this was already going to be a trip and then it's like, hey, we should probably do a dinner for the birthday.

But this person is definitely telling them that they are doing something on his birthday.

Yeah, yeah, and anybody didn't already paid yeah.

For the trip and Julius, you didn't include it in the email.

I don't know if they sent you the money for the ticket or that the ticket is your guests.

What I thought the message was going when he said that.

Yeah, he was like everybody sent they money in and he's like, thank.

You for the bite.

B again, Listen, you guys a gonna have a great time.

They're going to have a good time.

But I feel like going to a concert internationally is already going to be babic hectic.

And concerts, I mean Beyonce, the way people were like having a stand for renaissance.

I don't know, honey, I don't know.

After they go to Beyonce, they might not.

Well, they're doing dinner before the concerts.

Were just smart because I know sometimes you do a big thing.

We wiped out.

There's nothing happening after that.

Yeah, but it's dinner two days before Beyonce.

He said, whatever y'all do on Friday is your business.

Yeah, I say, just give him a little cake or something, Yeah, a little sachet or something and then just that's it.

What else?

What else is there to do?

Innocent?

You're going with your boyfriend, so you're doing your own already.

Know you're like, I'm going, my man, y'all do what y'all need to do for the birthday.

But I'm this is a couple strip for me, right with some some also, you know, some extras, but you're gonna be doing their own thing.

Yeah, hopefully anyway, send us pictures from Beyonce.

We went.

And do you please?

Do you please?

Do you?

If somebody asked something extra state no else?

Do you day babe?

But also follow up, please let us know where you get dinner in London because we've been there and the food is very hit or miss.

I mean, we found some good places to eat, but the food it do be missing.

Sun Powder.

I love that that place was great.

Okay, you love it?

List it, want it, need it?

I mean, any advice for businesses trying to be better at customer service.

Or or people being or people being better customers, give us one line for both one thing.

You know what.

It's as simple as treat others as you will want to be treated.

Wow, that's a tourist like that.

Yeah.

Well, I mean you kind of gave me a lot of a lot in that, so I just want I think it is as simple though, like when you're talking to people, and you're dealing with people, would you want to.

Be treated like this?

Boom boom boom.

There it is and there it is.

You had a lot to say about New York last night, and you said New York is a mess.

So I want you to say, we want you to spend on that you said.

To us, because they're going to just start over.

What that means just start over like bulldoze the buildings.

However y'all want to interpret it, I think they just starting New York over.

We just hit the restart button, just behind sub.

Versions of people.

Now is not what made New York great the many many years ago.

Yeah, the New York that you see before you this is like Midwest.

It's not really New York.

But that's, in my opinion, what New York has always been.

No, New York has always conglomerate of melting pot of people from all over the world.

Yes, now you were cooler.

Now it feels like rich people or people whose parents pay for everything who come here and now they're the face of the West Village.

And it's like, that's not what I say.

But when was it?

When was it not that though?

The nineties?

When was it so you're telling me back then it wasn't the same type of people come in here.

Why in their flags, this is what New York is, Harlem flat Bush was flat white.

There was different.

The white people in New York City used to stay uptown.

Yep, they never even came down here.

I did not.

They down here now and they're making things real, you know, unseasoned.

There was like anytime I watched like New York, I'm like Harlem.

Oh.

So it was just always listen, the planet's worst descending on this place.

Excuse me, this is what it always was.

It was just everybody.

They gathered their worst niggas and they said, we're.

Gonna put y'all on the boat.

We're gonna send y'all to this place that doesn't belong to you.

Yeah, called state Nyland, but that is very for sure on that.

I mean.

New Jersey, Tomato, Like you're.

Talking about New York the greatest city.

The Harlem eighties and nineties, it was like there was enough of them here where we were like, okay, we could justify calling this like the global center of capital now, right, But it's always been just.

Boat loads and boat loads the.

Worst niggas globally and they you just ship them here and ship them in their pile on each other and.

The Camron Jim Jones Jip said, that's not a crack on.

Those are the worst.

Literally, No, Sinney, that's literally the worst.

Holmo back to back.

No, No, I love it, but I'm like you just named like you.

With a gun at the airport when he was going through security and he left his stuff and left the airport.

He didn't know, you know.

That is that's right, rock star, rock star and in yo.

I think when NAT's song came out, that's when, y'all.

That's what it That's when it went down.

That's what that's when it took it down.

Biggie New York always been ving something like that.

I think that's what this ship been sick the whole time, has been alive.

They said, if you can make it here, this ship the whole time.

A Great Depression and multiple disease, Great depression.

Everywhere you always see the pictures of here.

Y'all always take it.

In Atlanta during the Great Depression as well.

We still do that.

They still do that in Atlanta.

Rude the worst niggas, that's what you're saying.

I'm just saying, man, if if if you gave birth to an organism and it needs to be increated the entire time.

What about them?

Malcolm X Okay, great dude, just saying, Gods for Sir Don Tolliver.

Don Cornelie, Don King, Mike Tyson.

Yes, I'm not saying get rid of it.

I'm not saying I just think we need the next little restart which New York.

You know, pick for New Yorkers, but christ, yeah, for New Yorkers?

Like who who should move here?

Who should move here?

Start over?

Top five?

Top five started over with like Jacksonville people.

No, yeah, no, what.

Florida people in New York?

That's worst people who are in New York right now?

Tell you one thing about first forty eight.

The Jacksonville crimes never get solved.

The people are bad there.

They're burning cars in broad daylight.

For sure.

The cars figure out the murders.

We shill not be getting cops in Jacksonville are all crocodiles.

So there's that.

Absolutely.

I'm just saying, who's gonna fight NYPD if it's not Jacksonville people.

No New Si water on that.

New York's standing army of Florida niggas.

How about we get the Nation of Islam had their change.

The black is the need to fight.

I feel like everywhere needs a reset.

It's not just New.

America needs it, No, not the world needs a word set something.

We need to restore it to factory sent.

We need to take the phones away, Take the phones away, every podcast, Oh, get away, tiktoks get and.

Then we're going to start over.

And what we're gonna do read Yeah, what you want us to do.

Would carry water.

That's what we gotta do.

That's what they want to get back to the basics.

Baby, I'm working through the process.

I've never even seen Sydney knock on in transition, and that's what it's about.

I'm learning right.

Now to be sustainable.

I'm not on Instagram because I'm working on myself and I don't want to.

Put chapter you listen, I'm down.

So you're saying, we delete the whole world economy right now as it is deleted, delete all money, start back from scratch.

Now, if we're deleting everything, are we deleting the music?

Are we deleting the art?

Anything that's not a physical thing can because then an that out of here.

But everything is nothing is physical really anymore.

Money is not even physically.

What I'm saying the car.

Yeah, that's it.

So we just got to start off, go back to bartering, you know.

So you want to bring it back to like I am legend kind of you go to.

The ship club.

You're paying for a lap dance with tiny oranges.

A bag of nectarines.

I'm not showing hole for fruits, not no citrus.

I'm not not.

Now, you're not.

Eight, not right now.

But if if I delete the world economy and you ain't.

Got no electrolyzed, you're gonna want that something strange.

I'm not.

I'm not bartering whole for any fruits and veggies and.

Not right now, you're not.

Now what about right now?

What if we ran out of water?

Would you show hole for one of these?

I think I would?

Okay, yeah, because you can only go about three days without without food.

World Okay.

So we have a mess or just living messer, just living.

Somebody gives you a gift car card.

It's only forty dollars on it, messages living.

What store is it?

You know?

Where do you shop?

Yeah?

Where do you shop?

As a woman?

Sopho.

Okay, forty dollars gift card.

As a man, I'm a lie and I'm gonna say, ARII, you.

Got tents at the career, you buying canoes and kayak.

I set them a live.

Well, forty dollars is not gonna buy you nothing, Arion.

Maybe some I set them a lie because I didn't want my answer to be the same.

As thy.

Gift card, only forty dollars on it?

Master just living.

I think that's just life.

That's just life.

I think it's right now.

It's like, right now the economy gets a little bit better, we need to fight.

I feel like a gift card need to have twenty five fifty seventy five, one hundred.

Weird Okay, forty dollars is a weirdos that's a weirdeness, Yeah it is, but forty dollars kind of lets me know you had to decide between this gift or rent.

So do I want to really right make a stand here with my friend who picked a weird number on the gift card?

Yeah, when I know fifty was right there.

Literally it's I see the thing ten steps away.

But it's crazy if like you go to you didn't even figure out how much money was on the card.

You had the spot, you know, you putting things in the basket.

You get to the register.

Yeah, and then they're like, yeah, this is your balance.

I said forty dollars.

Yeah, forty dollars.

That's embarrassing.

But it's not embarrassing, but it's just like it a little bit messy to start shopping before you know what's on the gift card.

That is crazy.

That is crazy.

That is something that only really good looking people are going to get away with.

So I applaud you for living your whole life never ever having in the balance.

Yeah know, in the balance.

That's crazy.

You never I'm like, what, that's the first thing I would do, a mad live in abundance.

It seems like y'all don't get good gifts because I a man, hold on, hold on.

It seemed like you don't get good gifts.

You got a forty dollars gift card.

I'm just like cars and don't check.

What's I just going there?

That is bad bitch social part behavior.

It's been one hundred dollars gift cards whenever, whenever.

I I've never even got a gift card.

Bro the gift bro.

I'm a nagging bro.

Like nobody given us a gift.

Card on like you not gift card?

When is your birthday?

December sixth?

Okay, we'll circle back with a gift card on six but give you let me tell.

Your from my auntie.

My aunt got me a gift that's not because that's because she loved.

Your birthday's December sixth.

Gift cards just all being bad.

Dollars on the gift card, and I was thankful.

I was actually thinking it's gonna be a six dollars.

You live in a different life.

You get gift cards and you just get just run around like supermarket sweep.

She's just throwing it in.

Oh all right, I wait to fight you after.

That's just crazy to me.

All Right, we have a question.

We have a listener message.

Okay, Hi, Sydneya Marie.

I'm forty two, already miss right now?

Okay, I'm forty two, divorced in twenty seventeen after eleven years of marriage.

I was a proverbial good girl all my life.

Twenty eighteen to twenty three, I dated my married best friend.

On and off.

What okay, we've been bestI since sixteen and he's been in love with me since I recently had a brief friends with benefit situation with my child godfather, who happens to be one my ex husband's best friend.

He's also my besties friend and business partner.

This insatiable sex drive I've had since my late thirties, which just keeps getting worse, has me going through a whole phase in my forties.

Is this mess worst?

It's just living go crazy?

Yes, I'd like to remain anonymous from South Africa.

Oh is it really anonymous South Africa?

Yeah?

I mean there's only one person in South Africa.

You feel like the listeners know, we don't.

What's your thoughts?

All that?

There was nothing?

She ain't say nothing wrong to me.

That's just living.

Yeah.

Let that couchie breathe, that.

Coochie breathe and they could take a break.

They can beat or not.

So it's a lot of besties here and a lot of marriages happening here.

It sounds pretty crazy they do.

But hey, that's she said her.

She says, what forty two?

Yeah, forty two?

Hey something wake up and y'all when y'all hit that late thirties women in general, Yeah.

Thirty I think women out of here.

Women hit their sexual peak in their thirty.

Y'all turn in the ancient sex demons.

Yeah, I can't relate.

I'm on S S I R S all Right, you knew what I mean.

Okay, soney you are.

You are a Maya papa you are.

She's switching the letters around.

S s I already you know what I meant.

Clearly you think about sir.

Still you're being ablest.

I clearly am working through something.

Your tongue.

You're working through your tongue.

And I'm a lesbian, So there's that.

Yeah, that don't change nothing.

Know you still you know, you're still a little bit displici.

Yeah, you still have.

You still going through your sexual awakening.

But it's like when one of them commercials where they cut open a tank of water and then they put the tape on it to show you how strong the tape is.

You just you just holding it all in with the SS, with the serves.

Hmmm.

Okay, you know you're right, but it's still there.

It's still a day.

Lose just I think they lose word of the day.

I think messages dating people.

You know, there's so many strangers out there.

That's scary going back.

Strangers keep going back.

It's also kind of message cycle, sid, It's kind.

Of mess today.

Strangers, I think as well.

Strangers to be killing folks.

They literally kill, you know, the most people who most likely to kill your, people who know you.

That's also true.

People you know do kill you, and the people most likely to fuck the best people you know and all.

That note Zak Zach Zachariah Jackariah fact.

Look, I think she needs to go crazy, go crazy.

South Africa.

Yeah, I salute you.

You didn't include your race in here.

If you're black, if.

You're a white South African, hook yourself up to act me dynamite and get up out of here, Get up out of my face.

I don't care what you're doing.

I agree your great grandparents, I know what they did, but now the name feels black.

Actually is she Afrikaans?

Afrikaans?

Yeah, she said anonymous.

Please, so if you're.

A white South African, go ahead and.

You will be saying her name on the Patreon.

Go ahead and get up out of our face.

So much for coming in.

Would you like to leave the listeners with anything you know?

Ask them a question about maybe something that they think is messy your shared whatever?

Really, whatever it is, the floor is yours.

Ask them a question for your next episode.

Nice like a messy prompts?

You know, yeah, that could be the clip.

Yeah, that is the clip.

Messy prompt.

I'm gonna say, what's the messiest thing that y'all did that.

Y'all got away with?

Okay, messiest thing that you got away with?

Okay?

I love you made it.

You made you made a clean break, and you can go crazy with it.

Rob the bank killed?

Yes, if the statute, if you want to admit some murder, that's on.

You are going to the crime.

How am I necessory?

I watched Law and Order s v U.

They know about something.

They keep packing the meat or packing the truck.

You don't even look at the detective.

In the face.

So as a podcaster, if you want to admit to something.

That you did, that saying here at I heard radio, Come admit to your murder.

Come admit to the bank robbery.

You tried to set it off.

You tried to set it off and then something went wrong.

You had to kill one of your allies and the operation.

You know, listen, if you a doctor who does bad batch classic surgeries, that's your answer should be that, Yeah, that's the busiest thing I did.

In the In the next episode of I Did It I did it wrong.

I did it wrong.

I did it wrong.

Come through I did.

It Wrong on iHeart Radio actually goes crazy coming this.

Fall and we have good news.

Should I do the drum roll for you, Marie?

Yes, friend, do it?

No?

No, no, no, no, no, no no no.

We're getting video.

We getting video.

We getting video.

We getting video, video, phone video phone.

Yeah, and you can stop harassing us in the d ms and the comments.

We will have video.

And I want to see nothing.

But numbers, numbers because y'all begged and pleaded with us.

Yep.

Okay, So keep the same energy when the full videos come out too, that same energy.

Okay.

I mean I also, I feel like I would like to thank God for that.

I'd also like to think I would like to thank all the people who were like.

Where's the video that I was like, go hit up big money players, go hit up iHeartRadio, because I was sending directly to.

Them, thank you for keeping your foot on their necks.

Yes, and I would like to think all those little breakfast spots that let me get a bagel leg and cheese, and sometimes they didn't charge me for the extra cheese, So yeah, I would like to thank them for that.

Oh, I would also like to think hard.

I want to thank Heart seventy five.

I want to thank the MTA for continuing to allow me to get to work as latest.

As late as possible, honey.

And I would just like to think all the ubers that I thought would get me there faster, but nope, there later.

They never do, they never do.

I'm excited about all the cool new guests we got coming up in this next cycle of this.

But also you know, next week we're talking about the London trip, We're talking about Sydney or Vegas.

We're gonna catch you up on all of the mess of our personal lives because it's pretty good.

It's pretty thick.

The mess is all caps, the tea is hot, so Messy's and Mexicans.

You know, we'd like to thank you as well.

Thank you for listening and riding with us and being there, and we'd love you in the comments everywhere and anywhere.

But keep keep that same energy and make sure you're sharing with everybody and anybody.

Your mom, your dad, your grandma, that's dead.

Share it with everybody.

Yes, you're greasy, greasy Grandpappy and all the thing.

The only thing that we really truly need for you to do.

In the comments of this episode is is there a moment from the first season that.

You missed that we missed?

Yes, that's stuck out that stuck out in your Yes, something that made you go, yeah, this show.

Is miss Yeah.

If we missed the best Mess of yours, please put it in the comments.

What was your favorite Mess moment of season one and excited for season two?

Before we go?

You do have a show?

We do?

They should come see us Mess Live, Mess Live October the twelfth at seven pm Union Hall.

Yes, ignore the flyer that I made that is actually Mess August.

We're almost sold out, so hopefully you could get them while they're hot.

If they're still available, yeah, listen.

If you already got them, great, If you don't got them, miss but we'll see you there this Sunday, October twelfth at seven pm.

See you next week.

See Night.

Mess with Sydney Washington and Marie Boston is a production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcast created and hosted by Sydney Washington and Marie Boston.

Executive produced by Olivia Aguilar and Hans Sonny, super produced by Becca Ramos, Edited and mixed by Brian Jeffries.

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