You're listening to Mess, all right, well, here we are.

It's Mess, It's here.

Yeah, I uh, I'm excited to be here today.

Yeah, a friend, I mean listen, I feel like we haven't been in the studio for like a two weeks AGirl, Okay, yeah, so that feels like forever.

And so whenever I'm not with Mess, it's like, is there any mess going on?

Sidney?

You know your life is riddled with it.

I have pain, I have pain, but the people around you is mess.

This is true.

You're right here, Mess, you know what?

And you always provide sister.

Girl, should we bring in our guests?

And then yeah, we already decided to him, let's we might as well bring him in.

Yeah, h doesn't respect the pod.

I love.

I love when the guests talk before we bring them in.

But that's okay because he is.

A gay white man, so that is very on brand for him.

Take Take.

He has an amazing show called Hear Me Out.

And you also have a podcast with Mateo Lane.

What's it called you?

I never liked you.

I never liked your fucking title.

Give it up for our friend, Nick Math.

You know you say give it up like they clapping if I hope you clapped in the car.

If you're on the train, clap, if you're holding your baby, clap.

If you got cheeks, clap them.

Cat.

Anyway, it's a month soon outside, although you wouldn't know because you've not gotten any messages.

The weather service hates you.

Listen.

I have the weather app.

I checked Google first.

I didn't even need to check the weather before I left the house.

The sky was dark gray Baltimore.

Probably grab a hat.

But the tsunami doesn't really hit home for you because it's not like your hair is gonna get messed up nothing.

Although I would be washed away in a second, the wind washes me away.

You are nick You are light as a feather, as a bird.

The board is your soul.

Father, is what they called me in college.

Now, if you guys get stuck and it's raining and you have no umbrella, no nothing?

Are you running?

Are you risking it by running through the rain to get to where you're going?

Or are you waiting it out?

Or are you prepared?

Do you usually have an umbrella on you?

I almost always have an umbrella on me, But my Alexa is a bitch and lies to me, So I'm over prepared and then she'll lie to me on the days that it does rain, and if I'm caught, I'll try to wait it out.

But if I'm like running late to somewhere, I'm like, all right, I guess I'm fucking getting west be wet.

Yes, I'm getting wet today.

You know what, I usually say that every day.

I guess I'm getting wet today.

You know you say that every day every day?

How do you beasis?

So, Nabby?

Do you need to go to the doctor?

What?

Every day?

Every day?

I'm drinking a gallon of water a day.

Hydrate it.

Hi, she's wet, and look at you wrapp her bucket and a mop with.

Your Fiji shout out to Fiji Niji.

Yeah.

Yeah, this podcast, I don't know if this episode is, but you know they sent me a couple of cases.

Yeah, they take care.

They took care of us.

Okay, So, Nick, we usually hit the people with our mess of the week and then you know, bring you right in so you can also comment on whatever you hear.

I know you got a lot of commentary.

Perfect you like to chatty chatty, Marie.

What's your mess for this week?

Honey?

It's a couple of things, but let's just start here.

I think I have a stalker.

Hmmm, Nick gasped.

Sydney said, hm, because this is not new for you.

People have had to be banned from the shows.

But about people having to be banned from shows, you know the thing about me?

And this comic was talking to me yesterday.

He was like, you do these videos and people feel like they know you.

You do them as yourself.

And I was like me or like an exaggerated version.

He said, it's you.

You do these videos as yourself.

You post them on socials so people feel like they know you and they have these relationships with you, and then when they meet you, they you know, they're too they act too familiar, and I mean it's cool sometimes I give it's the girlies and stuff, but not you know, some man, a man with a chest in arms and abs.

I mean not as I'm sorry it could be that that sounds like you're your dim man, a straight man, a loner.

Uh that just you know, they, when you really think about it, men are kind of scary.

So anyway, I have a stalker.

I Uh is it a stalker if they you don't see them, but they send you.

Gifts are the gifts you don't want?

You said, yes, Well wait a minute, they have your address.

Well, this is somebody that I used to date girl the way the next leves I used to day.

Is it a stock?

Is it?

I blocked him all the platforms is now bro, Now he's emailing me.

What is he saying?

Okay, so you had to block LinkedIn?

Now you know he means business.

That's what he means business.

Yeah, you're higher.

Send me a CVDA.

Listen if somebody sends me, you know, a proposal to work at a they make up a company to apply to.

No, like, listen, they really want me bad.

They got a spreadsheet everything on Como.

It's like I actually have to sit down, put my button down on and listen a putton down, drawing up blouse, throwing a borrow blouse.

From are being sent to you?

Well, he sent me an air conditioner, he sent me.

It's some hats he sent me.

He sends me money, he sends.

Me waiting for the problem.

Well, it's just like.

Now the email was like, hey, you know, not now, but like if you have some time, like maybe we can go see a Broadway show.

Maybe I've blocked you on and I don't know if he's listening or not, but you know I'm talking about you.

I've blocked him on his number, I blocked him on all social media, and now I've blocked his email.

So what what part of that is making you feel like I should reach out.

Again to invite her out.

If you're blocked on something, don't reach out on something else.

Get the memo.

Thank you camera.

You shouldn't.

You shouldn't have to be blocked on numerous things.

One block and you're out.

It's a chop.

It's a chop.

What did you block him on?

First?

Instagram?

Okay?

And so he'll know he was blocked.

He's a man of a particular age.

I blocked him on Instagram and then I blocked him on TikTok to be safe, and then I said the number, Well, the number was the first block blocked in the uber going home.

I was like, when you walk someone's number, do they get a message?

Being like no, no, they don't get whatever they try to text you, it comes up green.

If it was blue and it never went through it, it doesn't say delivered, yeah.

Gotcha, But he has an iPhone, so it'll say it was never delivered.

It'll just be green.

Samsung.

They're always green.

And I'm hard to hear that for you.

That is that your mess.

We didn't ask you to say that out loud, but you did, and so that means.

There's no shame in Nick Smith's body.

I'll do a sponsorship.

Uh So, Marie, what you're gonna do?

Have to move?

You do have to have to move.

You have to move.

Well, I gotta move.

You're gonna move.

I'm gonna move.

So now people were looking for apartments for Marie, we are looking for apartments.

I'm gonna make a list of all the things that I wanted to have, like Sierra's prayer, and I don't know, put it under my pillow, or maybe I'll make a list and i'll read it on the pod, you know, next episode or whatever.

But yeah, needs something with central air, so no one can send you a window.

A really have been the problem?

You not having central air, central air, washer dry in the unit.

I want to live in a new development or like a recently renovated I don't want to live in anything old.

I've been in New York my whole life.

Everything has been old the whole time, and it's like New Year, knew me, new appliances.

I saw a place yesterday, white white refrigerator, white stove.

I said, what they're like, do you know me?

No, it was like it was like it was like.

A ge white the ghetto, the ghetto.

That's like, let's find you a home.

Yeah.

And the price wasn't right and he was like, yeah, but this is a great neighborhood, you know, it's all this stuff around.

I was like, I would be living here, not out there right therefore.

None of that matters to me.

Yeah, yeah, it's bad.

He was like, they're going to paint everything.

I was like, are they gonna make it better?

And stainless steel?

Now that is it?

Is it a walk up?

Yep?

I must go third floor.

My ears are bleeding.

Third floor.

I'm not puffing and puffing.

And oh, I.

Said, you know how to a rises it's hot up?

Heer No.

I was like, yeah, you can put a window unit.

A window unit.

You've got one that's not.

On the prayer list and quite as it's kept.

Marie gives those away.

She gives giveaway every year, giveaway my ac.

I think I'm doing this one away.

Yet we don't know if we're going to need it.

No, I'm giving it away.

If I hold on to it, that's that's implying to the universe that I am going to.

Want to use true.

No, No, that's a good call.

I never keep them and I always get a new one.

That's a good call the universe.

The white refrigerator, that's a deal breaker, right.

And then he so he then he brings me.

He was like, well, we can see the unit right below this one.

I go to see it.

It looks a little bit better, but it's more money.

And I was like, yeah, the price that upstairs is charging, this should be charging, right, And then he was like, what you want to see the first floor.

I was like, I'm not really a garden level floor level beach.

And he was like, you have a backyard and a head.

As a single female in New York, and.

That's just more work because that you gotta you gotta keep that up because otherwise it's gonna be weed and jack and the bean stock is going to be in the back.

Don't get all that lawn mower.

You know what, I make roombas for the backyard.

They do, yes, And do you know how much roombas are I feel very expensive.

The floor.

No, I don't want to be on the ground floor.

That's what the rats hang out.

The rats, and it's not safe for single females.

Easy access for the stalkers.

Right now, that's what I mean.

It's not safe.

Marie, are you in there?

You need a doorman, and I mean that would be a nice little touch.

I'll take a doorman.

I'll take a package room.

I take all of these things.

I don't know what he's gonna cost, but I'll take them.

It'll cost.

Okay, but you work in like the real estate world, right, I do.

One bed room, let's say more than seven hundred and fifty square feet.

I don't want to be that girl, be that girl.

I only handle sales.

I don't know anything.

Poor.

That's crazy, Nick, you just got here this guy.

You got to cover your clapicles and get you back.

Yes.

No, No, I only had about rental Narses refrigerator.

Wouldn't know, wouldn't this is go here?

Let's not go here.

Okay, So a one bedroom in New York?

How much what's the average price that it's going for sale.

In Brooklyn?

Yep?

I mean for everything that you want, new building and everything.

I don't have the dorm.

I don't have to be here, but.

But a newer building that's probably gonna be like eight hundred thousand ish.

Oh yeah, if every listener for just the dad you kiss, sponsor my lifestyle.

Actually you really only need twenty percent, then you can take out a mortgage.

Just twenty percent.

I hit one thousand, one hundred and sixty thousand, So if you have one hundred and sixty thousand, Now.

How does the mortgage work?

That's like rent, but I own it, but I paid every month.

But you're paying the bank because they chechnically.

Now, so it's not even yours, right, I.

Mean it is.

No, it's until you fault, and then it's not the down.

How do you default?

Let's talk about.

You're not paying?

Oh, I mean I am known to not pay, So they're not.

Paying your monthly payments.

They're taking it like foreclosure.

Anytime you see something foreclosure, they weren't paying.

But let's talk.

After something gets foreclosed, Do I just owe what's left?

Or I got to start from the beginning.

No, when something's foreclosed, you're out.

No, no, no, But I'm saying, if I'm trying to like rent a foreclosed or buy a foreclosed.

Oh, so that you can get a good deal, because if something's foreclosed, the bank usually sells it for really cheap because they're just trying to make back their money quick.

But usually it's like bidding wars and all of that because it's so cheap.

And at that point, whoever the prior tenant is really fucks the place up to screw them over.

Oh, they like trash the place and stuff like that.

It's like when you evict someone in the tenant like trashes it.

Oh, I wouldn't know.

I don't know nothing about that.

Yeah, big, I mean that's not in our vocabulary.

Okay, Yeah, don't know her.

She don't go here, okay.

And then there's like a lot of programs in the City of New York for like women who are first time homeowners, so like I might be able to get it for even anyway, Nick, you put it a little something in my ear.

I'm a Google default when I get home.

But everyone watching and listening a dollar a day, it'll add up.

But one hundred and sixty thousand is a lot, it'll up.

We have faith in you, Marie.

You're putting in the universe.

Yeah, the universe need to give me one hundred and sixty thousand dollars Lord, and then I'll do it.

Then, I thought, true, if you were given one hundred and sixty thousand dollars right now, do you think you would use it to buy a house?

That's a good question, I know because I.

Think about that too, where I'm like, say I won the lottery tomorrow, but not like the crazy you just like did a scratch off in one two hundred thousand or two hundred and fifty thousand, And I'm like, would I actually go and buy a house then?

Or what?

I maybe if it's if it costs, if I could buy it with one hundred and some thousand, yeah, maybe maybe, but then I gotta use my own money right pay for it for the.

Rest, and then like bags and stuff like that is more fun and travel and travel.

Y'all are both unseerious.

If you got two hundred thousand dollars tomorrow with that money, I don't know.

I just there's a lot of things that are I need to pay off?

Oh real?

Oh yeah yeah.

Even thinking about that.

The first thing I'm thinking about, like, it's my money and I need it.

Now, You're right called j Wentworth cash now out until they sponsored you nobody.

So, Sidney, what debt are you paying off?

First?

My student loans?

Have my student loans, and they're they're coming after us.

They're not playing around.

They want their money and so.

They will want it now.

Yeah, and they will garnersh here your ship.

So yeah, if I won the lottery, I'm not paying off my student loans.

I'm sorry.

That didn't even cross my mind at first, and I used to I don't like fun.

It's what I should be doing.

Well, I'm I'm they don't.

They don't, they don't, but it's better I do it on my terms than them just take it.

So I guess yes, Yeah, But they said, do you want it the easy way.

Or we gonna do this a hard way?

Yeah?

The hard way is you get a check for a good amount of money and it's on your Social Security and they snatch that ship.

Yeah, but social.

Security doesn't even exist in it and it's going yesterday and it's the imagination America.

Now, I would rather you garnish my wages while I'm sitting in the house that I own than in an apartment that I'm renting from a landlord that I hate.

There you go.

But the thing is is that the apartment.

They can't take the apartment away from you exactly because it's not yours, But they can take away your home.

You ever, you've never seen people's home be repossessed.

Girl, we were talking about eviction earlier.

I still don't know the assets.

They freeze the assets.

They do, and that is an asset.

But if I already sold the house, how you can't freeze the assets?

The money is.

Going now you're selling the house before they get you.

I'm saying, I'm sorry, boy, If I already bought the house, I spent the money on the house, how they gonna what they're gonna do?

They gonna take the house.

They gonna come.

And be like you, Sally in May is not taking my house.

The student loan people they gangster like that.

Have you met Sally?

She's a bitch?

Have you met Sally?

She's a bitch.

It's the title of the episode.

I'm back Sydney.

What is your mess?

What do you want to talk about?

My mess is?

Uh?

I am.

I'm feeling good about R seventy five.

I'm sixty days in today.

Yeah, yes, time this comes out all.

Be done, yes, and so I'm loving the changes in my body and I'm not bad.

I don't know, but my mental hm, it could do.

I could do some.

More numbers on that.

But I am, you know, fitting into things differently.

But I do have this thing.

I don't know if you all ladies, no one ever heard of it.

But it's sell your lightslite.

I have a little bit of cellulite on the legs and the buttocks.

And so you know, I'm up late at night googling for machines to get rid of that.

They do.

They have everything for anything.

Of course I order, well, what kim Ku order.

What the Kardashians use.

I know that's good American Express, That's what they use.

And or they get hooked up.

They probably from doctor Jung or whatever.

So doctor Jung he does all the bbls.

You haven't heard.

I look it up Doctor Jung.

They they love him.

He does all the bbls.

Anyway, I'm not getting a BBL.

I just want to roll out like you know, like a you know, patty Cake patty Cake Baker's Man.

So basically it's this machine that basically it's like lymphatic drainage, but It actually is like hitting all the pockets of cellulite in your legs and in your butt, and so you have to put your thighs in between it and and roll it back and it hurts.

So you got it already, So I got it right, And so I'm rolling it and it for how long?

For like two minutes?

But it makes your legs roll, ashy and dry, and are.

You supposed to do it with?

It's like a washaw for your thighs.

It's different because Guasha doesn't hurt.

This hurts because it's really needling out all all of the No, it's not needle, but it has little bitty like bumps to roll it out.

Right.

It sounds like something that you can go to queens to the Colombians for and they'll roll your they roll your body out.

Again.

I'm not paying that.

So this is why I was online looking for do it yourself.

Okay, So here's here's the mess.

The mess is I show my girlfriend this gadget and I say, oh, you know, I need to get it.

I need to do it on my butt.

But I think I'm gonna ask you know, Duayne to do it when he gets back.

And she's like you would ask him to do that, And I said yeah.

She's like, why why would you add because I'm like, because he'll be here.

Yeah, She's like, do you think that's appropriate?

Oh, well, he's not going to fuck you with it.

I didn't say fun, but I was like, he's a yes, are you naked while he's doing your butt?

Well, he would be seeing my butt, so you are naked.

I wouldn't be butt naked.

I would I would be covered, but I would have to be on my back and he would roll it out.

First of all, I just want you to know rolling.

Out, though you're like, is not It doesn't feel sexy, it doesn't look sexy.

And I just want you to know I am great by the time I'm done with it.

It's it's giving the Ghost of Christmas Path.

Yes, that's exactly what it is.

It's Casper.

I look like Casper.

You look the story like the blue girls from a Proud Family.

Yeah, that's exactly who I look like.

And so there's nothing sexual.

I said, I would ask Marie or I mean and she's like, you think that's appropriate.

To ask them?

Yeah?

So who does she want to do it?

Yes?

I don't think she wants anybody touching me like that.

I think that's a mess.

Damn, Sydney, she said, the body is too good.

I'm telling you this after this weekend.

Baby, She was like, Nah, you can't be having this all out here like because Sydney is gonna be laying flat on a towel with her sore against the terry claw.

It's not I'm gonna be covered up.

I'm gonna.

Maybe you gotta be pready good for the cellulate to dissipate.

Stop.

It also can't be tight for cell your light you actually you do, because that's what it through.

It's squeezing it through.

O girl, y'all tell me you.

Know she's gonna be wet.

No, you have to be draw I still have to be dryed.

You said, you do?

You we every day?

Yeah?

You're what every day?

Every day?

I just up the secretions will go back inside if her friend is present, I guess, Sydney.

I think if I did it, you would be wetter than you've ever been in Okay, girl, I know you.

Got your confidence is real haigh ha hi, but I need you to take it down a bit because I would.

Not like stop.

No, I'd be embarrassed.

I'm like, ma, stop looking.

It's gross.

It's not this is not it doesn't look good.

I'm gonna show y'all.

Would you let me light a candle if I was?

No, we need we need to overhead lights on for you to really get into what about fight low fight elevator elevator men?

You know what?

We will listen to the podcast.

You know what.

There you go, and that's it.

That's my mess.

Hey, Nick, thank you so much for coming in and listening to all of this.

How are you pivot?

Yeah?

Where did y'all leave it?

Is he gonna do it or not?

Well, he hasn't been back to the house, so I have to ask him.

But also I don't think she doesn't want it, so I don't think I can.

That's what dating is.

Want to do it?

Also want to do it?

Yeah, he might be like should I call him?

Well, he would explain what it is.

We don't have time to catch him up, but I think he would send him to Tracy Ross video?

Would you do this to my butt if I was naked?

Wait just one second, I'm recalling.

I spoke to him yesterday.

He's got I didn't even bring it up.

To him yesterday.

I should have, but I think it's because I'm embarrassed because I'm like, I'm not that.

I don't think I could ask anybody to do that for me.

I would like tape it to the wall and rub like that.

That's because you are an independent Haitian woman.

That's because I live by myself.

I would just rub.

My Hello Dwayne, Hi, you're you're on the pod.

Hiayne, Nick is here, Maurice here.

We we have an important question for you.

So no, no.

No, no, take it take it in, Take it in, say hi to the pod.

Dwayne's in Chicago right now.

So I have this machine that rolls out the cellulight that's on my legs and on my butt.

If I needed you to do it, like to roll out the cellulate on my butt, would you be naked?

Yes?

No, that's not what Britney wants to hear.

And you ain't.

When I have booty shorts on in the house, put some pants on, hoard that's what does he say that?

Yes, chip over, there's roommate a Street.

Her girlfriend is Street.

I love you, Dan, good bye bye around you gotta wear a snuggie.

I do I do actually need to buy one of those things that it's just a whole body suit situation.

I guess that's a good point.

Do you have to be naked?

I don't know, but Marie, you're just in booty shorts.

Marie, what if I show you she's got to be in a song.

I gotta be in a thong because you can't have the fabric on your a thong.

Yeah, maybe it is too intimate.

I actually see what she's saying.

Now, would you do it for me?

Marie, you gotta be naked?

If she's a.

Nick you aren't here today?

You have such a we have a sweet Yes, we are gathered here today.

Bright young, yes, young, But I don't know about When I say bright, I meant white.

I am bouncing off the light.

This is is alabaster, the same as this table.

It's electric white.

Yeah.

And when you go on vacation, you wear a big floppy like.

Big sunglasses.

And if it's a beach, there's got to be an umbrella as well, and a towel on your legs or on all of me.

What SBF do you wear one A hundred?

I am yeah.

I just went to the beach the other day.

I had a cannabis mad.

We cannot tell.

I was in La and I went to the beach.

You can't tell.

No, it seemed like you went to the Antarctic for sure.

You're in the Icelandic beach in La.

I don't even think I ever went outside other than to like get into the car.

But you know they're all on like car ports.

Yeah, yeah, they got smug and stuff you don't want.

To that's and the beach.

I never left from under the umbrella.

Look at you.

You not have You never have to worry.

You never have to worry about your skin just crackling like the crypkeeper.

It seems like you're gonna be pretty.

You see how white people age.

It will Steve bushmies that are listening to the pat right.

White people skin does go from ero to one hundred real quick.

I think it's, you know, all the atrocities in y'all's past, it's called rapper.

Catches up to us.

When you say a ring cold ring called black person, that person is in their mid to late hundreds.

Yeah, shout out to Sicily Tyson.

I mean she is.

She passed on, but rest in peace.

Nick.

What is your mess?

What do we want to talk about today.

So my mess I don't think is mass, but I was as old as messy.

Okay.

So you know loyalty programs at like CBS or Duane Read or all that where you type in your number and you get points and then they give you like coupons or discounts.

So I still use all of my exes.

Oh you, So I'll type in their phone number and use their points.

How many exes?

Two two, but one for each store, so they they don't know.

So hold on, like I put.

I always put my mother's number in so she gets the points, but.

I never use the stuff.

You type the number in and then you take the rewarded.

In my defense, I type the number in so they get the points.

Okay, okay, yeah, but then you go back and you use those points.

But then eventually you rack up enough points and they're like, oh, you have ten dollars off you want to use it?

And I'm like, yeah, that's not mess.

But technically it's their account and they're also racking up points, so it really is there.

CBS Dayne Read, all of.

Those your exes get medicine and you tips and stuff.

I mean, they're going to the stores and they get an email every time I use it.

Now that mess that is mess So they're being alerted.

I have gotten a message before like did you just use my ten dollars?

Off?

Did you do my ten dollars?

I would respond, you sound poor?

I don't know, did I use your ten dollars?

And also that's the least that I deserve, okay ten dollars.

Now walk us through these breakups who broke up.

Like, we're actually still really good friends with both.

Of them, so like, what's the problem.

Well, right, I don't think it's that messy, but I am basically using their reward points and money.

Well, let's get back into this.

So you're friends with your exes?

Like how close are you friends with them?

So?

I talked to the one almost every day?

Every day, man, every day.

You want a yeah, Well, I mean we're friends.

They're friends.

Hot.

Wait, like we go to dinner, we go to the movies, or you're going.

To dinner with your ex.

But it's also gay man a different.

Yea, and my other ex is we dated in college, so we were so young that like we're friends.

Now I don't see him or hang out with him as much as the more current one like we were just like so young, and it's just like we're just friends.

He had a CVS rewards card in college.

I guess I think after seven years of someone being your ex that it also falls off your credit so that it doesn't matter.

Y'all could still be friends for sure.

The most recent act, it's only been a little over a year since we broke up, but we're staying it out.

That's interesting.

He's dating other people.

I date other people, And now what kind of people do you date?

You talk about day?

It's really I hate dating.

Do you You don't like anything?

So that's not surprising, right, I mean, I just how do I say this without mean like a hainous person?

Just say it.

I just don't like getting to know people.

That's fair.

I don't like small talk.

I don't like if I could in an ideal world.

Fast forward three months into a relationship, so I already know all of the standards about you, where you're from, what you do, family, friends, everything.

If I have to go on a date and be like, so, how many siblings do you have?

That makes my skin crawls.

You don't actually have to ask about the siblings.

Yeah, but it's like they're basic questions to get to know someone.

So it's like, oh, I hate all of that.

Okay, here's some questions for you to skip that.

How do you think you're gonna die?

Oh?

Good one?

Yeah, what's the what's the last thing you text someone?

Let me see it the last?

Well?

I actually am that's the question I'm saying, that's the question.

Actually, I was like, is this a question question?

Well, but the person that I'm talking to now we met up through a hook up, Okay, so I feel like we bypassed a lot.

Mmmm.

Is that that's the loophole?

Because if you meet someone just straight up like let's go on a date, and it just feels so formal and official and I hate that, hate it.

But if you have you seen the movie Click with Adam Sandler not a long time sure?

Me also me neither, But like, if you could fast forward three months into a relationship, and after you did that, every time you met somebody, you fast forward through you and into that relationship.

Would you do that?

One hundred percent?

I disagree with you.

I don't like I don't like them, but.

That's three months of your life that you're also losing.

You fast forward three months so that you don't.

Have I don't get what the problem is.

Your life would be so short, so you don't want to live because that is that.

What we what do we need to call?

What do you mean?

I guess in that sense, I didn't think about it, like I was also losing three months of my own life, right.

Hate But also, Nick, don't you think about the three months that you're getting to know someone.

That's when you get kind of wrapped up and interested and that's that, Yeah, that's the fun part to build it.

After the three to like six months, then you're kind of settled in content.

And I like, I like comfortability and settled and content.

And it's just like you don't want the butterflies.

I don't.

I don't need them.

I need the comfortability I need to.

I just need it, goosey.

I don't need the like nerves or the like butterflies or the oh I wonder if I should text?

Should I text now or should I wait another day?

Like I don't know.

I feel like in my mind, the way that I approach dating now is if I feel like there's something that I want to say, Like if I start to text something and I'd be.

Like, raah, shouldn't say that, and I delete it.

I'll be like, no, I'm gonna send it because I just feel like the thing that the when you think about the person and the things that you think about them, I feel like that's when you should reach out to them.

Yeah, oh how I feel.

Yeah, but I sometimes do it too much and then it's like it's too much, So then I'm like, okay, but I don't know the happy balance because in my mind, and I have talked about this with Matteo and on the podcast, I get myself in trouble because some people view dating that you're supposed to let the person find out about you and figure things out and you don't need to be everything all at once, whereas I'm like, no, no, they're getting everything all at once.

I'm not wasting time.

They're gonna hear I hate this, this, this, this and this.

I like this, this and this, and I'm crazy about this or this.

So you're dumping, is that what you're saying?

Dump?

But not in like a trauma dump, but just more so like this, I am who I am from the get go.

Yeah, Like I'm wearing three foot brims sun hats on the beach, and you're going to see that picture from the get go.

I'm not hiding like some pictures so they don't see them right away.

You're putting that in your dating profile on the first the.

Floppy hat is in the profile.

Let me see your dating profile.

Pull up whatever one it is that you use the most.

I needs to see it.

I mean there's pluses and minuses of doing it that way, but like the people who are into that, you have to find them in hope that you dump it on the right person.

Other people might be like, this is too much the hat is the matter?

So good?

Nick, It's actually so much character, but.

It's a good Yeah, it looks good.

But that's my thing is like this needs what you're getting.

We need that for the dump.

That's the car, Yes, like you truly?

Yeah, model model that's superb.

Long lean and might break his spleen.

Yeah, daddy, long legs.

I see it.

But that's where I'm like, I'm not trying to like hide things or like that's what you're getting.

I'm gonna be in sun hats.

I'm gonna look like a vampire.

I don't like kids, I don't like animals.

You don't like kids or animals like cooking.

I don't like cooking.

I don't like direct sunlight.

I don't like out their activities.

I don't like working out.

I only eat fast food.

Like you're getting all of this from the get go, because if something doesn't work for you, why are we wasting our time?

Yeah, but but letting someone get to know you, letting somebody, letting somebody get to know you kind of slowly and naturally they'll learn to like be like, oh that said a quirky, cute thing about them, as opposed to you being like, I don't like this, I don't like it, and then they're.

Like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

It's they don't know you enough to like you yet they just hear what you don't like and they don't like you.

Now you understand fair.

Did you consider yourself neurotic a bit?

Are you Jewish?

No, Marie, Well, I'll say neurotic, you say.

Jewish, Well, they got anxiety.

I definitely anxiety that runs in the family.

WHOA, Okay, hello, mess we're here.

Are you can't say that we're not bringing it today.

Listen, we're bringing it.

Listen.

Run that back and listen to what it doesn't happen if you missed it.

But okay, like, okay, yeah, I'm sorry.

You asked if he was Jewish.

No, I asked if he was neurotic, and that's what I asked, Marie, don't.

Push that on me.

BN.

Wow, the way you just threw me under the bus.

Whoat was your relationship?

Told?

Yeah, you like Holibridge Saloon.

So, my brother, it seems like you don't want to do much and you don't like much, but you want to date other people.

But you also have the similar interest as to you, which is nothing.

I have a hard time dating.

I have a very hard time dating because I'm a very I always say this to everyone.

I'm a very specific person.

Most people that meet me and get to know me, they're like, you are very specific.

I have people in my life where they're like, it's hard to explain you to other people.

They just have to like meet you to actually know.

No, you're a squid word.

You're literally the human form of squid word.

He he hates everything he does.

But that's what I'm saying.

He really does.

But to say that to someone, it's almost like they have to meet me to know but a lot of people don't want to meet me because they're like, but now that.

You and Mateo have this pod, he brings you out on the road.

I mean I've had I've been on road with shows with him where he's like, I'm gonna call Nick and.

The whole theater is like going crazy.

They love you.

So, now that.

You're more visible, do you find that it's easier to date?

Because people are already kind of harder?

It is harder, Hey, hard Why?

Because gays are messy?

I'm looking to the camera for this.

There are some apps specifically meant for hooking up, and if you are on that app, let's not beat around the bush.

We're there to fuck.

If your first message is about Mateo, our podcast, my YouTube videos, or whatever topic we talked about that week, you're getting blocked.

I'm there to fuck, not talk about my podcast or Mateo.

I'm there to fuck.

Well, what voice quiver when you said Dan, Well, hold on, Nick?

What if I want to fuck and talk about Mateo?

We can't do both.

No, damn you strict over there, It's real strict.

What if it is the best sex of your life?

But we will know, we will never know, So in that made it hard because truly, like if I get a match on a dating app or a message on a hookup app, at this point, nine times out of ten, it's always like are you with mateo right now?

Or like if we're in another city, they'll be like, just saw the show, Oh my god love you two?

Are you two together right now?

So sick?

I think people are sick.

No, I didn't say gays are sick.

People are sick.

It's like you can't even you can't even hide your admiration.

You're you have to let people know.

You're too transparent, which is gross.

It's like if you.

Can't even pretend that you're like, hey, I'm not really here, uh to you know, fuck you and meet Matteo, then I can't trust you.

But we live.

We live in times of people just want to be like it's all about the proximity to fame.

If they're not famous, they want to be neck.

They want to touch the hem of a famous person's garment, or they want to know a famous person's sister or a famous person's stylist or you know what I'm.

Saying, Like it's all who you know and who knows you and it's like just because just because they're famous doesn't mean that they cool.

Now, I'm not saying that about well now, but.

I'm not opposed to fucking a fan.

But it's how you approach it.

Like if you're a fan, fine, but if you approach it like a normal conversation, it's not your first message.

And then eventually, like someone did this and they said, hey, I just want to let you know.

I absolutely know who you are, but it doesn't need to be a thing.

I just want to let you know.

So it's not weird.

Fine, it wasn't your first message.

We had already established a bond, YadA, YadA, YadA, we can get down to business.

But your first message is about my best friend or the podcast or the fact that I fucking dressed up as Woody and passed out in a haunted out like we're not doing anything at that point.

Danny as a famous person is hard.

It is, right, It is because like when you really really think about it, like everybody, like the more known you are, I guess, the more successful you are in what you do, the more people can come up to you and be like loved you in blank, which is you've probably a turn off for anybody and then or it's like I'm a big fan of this, or they listen to your podcast and they talk to you like they know you.

I'm at a guy last night.

I met a man last night and he was like he was at the show and we had a nice little conversation, but he was like, I watched every single thing that you've done.

And I was like, oh, that's too much.

And he was like, your podcast with what's her name?

I said, you know, it's Sydney, Sydney.

But here it had he said, hey, I've seen your videos before.

They're really funny.

You would have been like great, thanks, but yea that he took it too far and said I watch every single one of your things.

That's where it crosses the line.

Yeah, because if you're a fan, great, I don't blame you.

But also, wait, hold on, I just want to give you this tea.

If I'm a fan and you want to fuck me, then I'm worried about you.

I'm like, oh, so you for the streets.

I mean you you fucking fans like you.

You're not taking it to the next level.

No, because fans want to fuck or want.

To be someone hot, and you have a connection.

But that's what I'm saying.

You have to build that connection first.

Don't just come out the gate and be like I watch every single one of your videos.

I'm obsessed with you and mateo.

But then it's like, well, what the whole point of being famous?

It's not to be amongst the pedestrians and too fuck fans.

But you're saying this as if rock stars and rappers and people like that haven't been banging they fans since the beginning of fandom.

And I've been side eyeing them and every time they do it, they get in fucking trouble.

Girl, I'm talking people used to but it happens every day.

Like basketball players, like professional athletes roll into cities and fans want to have sex with them, and because they're famous, they get to pick the hottest one or the one with the biggest ass, or the one with the washouts, the you know what I'm saying, And then whenever they roll through that city, that is the fan that they see, or they pick a different one and they see that person, maybe you get flute out.

But like, fans have always been a thing and banging them is not new.

And now there's an article on TMZ saying, oh this girl and like Ohio said that she was sexually assaulted by who by the person who's a celebrity and you know it was a fan?

Yes, you about no girl?

What he's from?

Ohio Yo?

Look like he banged fans.

Every time I say something, you didn't say the name.

I'm just making something else.

Scenario girl, good, y'all strict.

I say neurotic, you say jewish.

I said, I own sexual assault.

You said, Matt what you say Tomato?

I said, Whoopy Goldbert like free, this is out of pocket, but I love it.

I love it.

We're keeping everything in.

We're keeping everything.

Nothing that is getting edited today.

When she said, what's the last text?

You said, I knew she was asking a question for the day.

It's me.

I'm clearly the problem.

Everybody off.

I'm throwing everybody off today.

But would you fuck a fan or data fan?

No?

No?

If they like outwardly said, I'm you know, I've been watching Da Da Da da, even like people who've gone to a show and then they want to hang out afterwards, and then they're interested in me.

I said, so I said all that stuff on stage for an hour and you like I'm the one.

Yeah, you want to be with me?

That's weird, right If I said I burned down my house, kissed a cousin, like you want to be with that?

And now I'm in a relationship with one of those people.

So's fan.

I don't think so yeah, but I do.

I do have a story about I was watching this guy on TV and he was on one of these shows and he was a model or whatever, and I ended up like low key stocking him on Facebook and all these things, and he ended yeah, said, oh yeah, no, this is long time ago.

And I also set a man, so it's also a long time ago conditioner.

No, I did not I'm not sending me in nothing.

Okay, I'm not sending them nothing.

Okay, they lucky, you know, good for me.

I didn't send them to the clinic.

But there's that anyway.

So I strike that from the record, strike that from the put that in there.

But I ended up like getting a picture of him from like I don't know, one of the campaigns he did, and I put it on my BlackBerry.

That was my back that was my you know, cover screen or whatever.

And I ended up meeting him at an after hours.

It was like six o'clock in the morning and I'm rolling on Molly.

I go up to him and I said, is this you?

And he said that is me?

And then he proceeds to give me his number.

Oh okay, well I'm gonna stop you right there.

Straight men they have no kouth in any way.

They'll fuck a fan, a friend, a dead body, friend's girlfriend.

They're the worst.

Yeah, you think straight men are worse than gay men, Yes, in terms of hooking up culture.

In terms of that, in terms of fans, right, I think the gay men I know that are well known all feel somewhat similarly.

They'll fuck a fan, But if you're a fangirl from the jump, it's out.

A straight man, well we'll hook up what somebody?

These athletes everything, They're like, oh no, no, I'll fuck you right here.

I'm your favorite athlete.

Great, my room is six point thirty two.

That's what I'm saying.

I'm like, I don't think it.

I think it's a no on the fans.

If you want to, if you want to f you're in a no other bracket.

It's kind of like, if you were, you know, successful, rich, why would you go down to the boondocks?

And hook up with somebody who ain't got nothing going on for themselves.

Yeah, but I think it's fuck a fan, but not date a fan, right, you know.

I think that's the difference.

They want to date.

They still want to date Lori Harvey, they still want to date other famous people.

They're sliding in celebrity or Sydney Sweeney's DMS.

They're not you know what I mean, Like they'll hook up with somebody in Tennessee on a bus, right, you know what it sounds like.

It sounds like being in first class and you hanging out with all these people in first class and you're like, you know what, let me.

Go, let me go back to thirty two D.

Move back there.

That's who I want to be with.

No Oh, I work so hard to give my miles up.

I'm in diamond status.

Now I'm going all the way next to the bathroom to go have a chat and bissy pop with somebody.

But it's just a chat because.

When you land where you going, you back in first class and you never look back at that person that that was in thirty two D.

That's the difference.

It's all sick, and that's why I'm glad I'm out the game.

I'm glad that I hung my cloak up and y'all could have it.

Y'all could have the streets, because it just it sounds exhausting.

It is.

It is exhausting.

I and I'm the same way Nick.

If somebody like messages me on an app and they're like, oh, I think you're really funny, or oh I saw that the knitting factory, I'm automatically turned off and I'm not matching with dever Well.

And immediately in my head any romance or sexual chemistry has immediately clicked off, because now I'm like, Okay, so I talk to this person as if they're a fan, or I ignore them or treat them like someone trying to get into comedy or a potty or whatever to come and be like, oh I was at your show, or go to your monthly show every month, or I watch every single one of your podcast episodes.

What reaction do you think I'm going to have.

I don't like when anybody when it.

Ended on Instagram and I'll say thank you.

Sure, I'll double tap right, or I'll look at it.

It'll stay right well that, but I just I don't.

Like anything where it feels like the other person knows more about me than I know about them.

And that's why the fan thing is a.

Turn off for me, because it's like, you've seen me perform, so you know how I talk.

You maybe know a small anecdote about me.

I know nothing about you.

I don't know what you look like.

I don't know how tall you are, I don't know what under your nails look like.

But you know something about me because you listen to me.

No, no, no, yeah.

I don't like that stuff either, because it is very much.

So much of our lives is online, so people do know so much about us, and even stuff like we don't even realize we're saying on a podcast or something, and then they pick up on it and then you're like, how do you know that?

Oh right, I said that, But then we know literally nothing about them.

Nohing, Well, it was scary.

The crazy thing is is that this guy said he listened to everything, but he obviously wasn't listening hard enough, because you said, I don't like when people do this, tell me that they watch on my shit and they into me or do comedy.

He said, I listened to an episode and a half of the pod.

I said which episode, and he was like and I was like, he's probably lying, yeah, and then he probably could quote everything.

Yeah, it was still on.

You know when you like pause Spotify and you open your phone back up and it's still on the window, and it would have been mess but yeah.

He was like, I've seen this you.

On Stavi's podcast and da da your humor is similar to mine.

And I was like, is it?

He's a comic, he said, I I want to start getting into comedy.

And he was a good looking man then and I don't, but I can't.

I can't.

He's listening to the podcast, he's seen me perform live, he's watched all my videos on YouTube going back.

I mean, I don't want.

To be a mentor little sister, little brother or whatever the hell that.

Program was called.

I'm gonna throw up.

How old?

I don't know, late twenties, early thirties.

It was a black man, so he could have been sixty.

I have no idea.

Okay, So Nick, what do you like?

Though?

You you mentioned all the stuff that you can't stand?

What what?

What are you into?

Top three favorite things?

So I'll put it under an umbrella like fast food.

I love fast food.

Nick, you talk about it.

You gotta grow.

Up, I said, you like, and you say Duncan.

That's the thing, Duncan, Chipotle, Taco Bell, you missed the tackle Bell.

Yes, fast food.

I want to see who's trying to talk to you and your dms after this, because that that for me, I.

Would hopefully one of those companies offering me a sponsorship.

Taco Bell girl.

Literally, I'm walking away.

I'm walking away other things.

I genuinely this is gonna sound sappy, and this isn't the place.

Not after you said Chipotle, Taco Bell and Dunkin Donut, You're You've done a Trump's son, hes all of it.

Andy likes diet Coke and that's my favorite, great Broschi.

Okay, this something that I really like or love.

Is I genuinely love spending time with my friends, like it's hands down favorite.

If I could do it every day day.

If I was into you and you told me all this stuff, I was like, well, I have no chance.

I'm not Dunkan Donuts, I'm not a nice coffee, and I'm not Mateo Lane.

So what the hell would they want to do?

I said, very clear, very.

Clear, christ Collie, you said co worker.

One of my favorite things to do is whenever Matteo post something is to look for Nick's comment.

It's always the shadiest, meaning you.

Have a shady yesterday of us two.

I was fighting the comments and it was cracking me.

Someone was like, what's the smile without teeth?

I wrote, there woulden.

Okay a ram Lincoln.

You know this is such a healthy friendship, I said healthy.

Yeah.

Mateo was like happy for International friend Day, like he wrote this whole caption dannos nigs, who are you?

It was yesterday?

Yeah, it was yesterday.

International friendship is what I did not know that on TikTok, Mateo's post is the only one that I saw about it.

I said, well, the reason we saw is because Nicole Byron Sashir that made us re upped their podcast best Friends, and they said, in honor of International Friendship Day, our new episode of best Friends is out.

Well we'll celebrate related we slated black that was white.

Tomorrow is not even today tomorrow tomorrow.

Well, we found out about it buffer International Black friend Day where you saw that post and wasn't like I thought time I got distracted.

Then I went away International.

I gotta I gotta get back in the mix.

This is crazy yesterday.

When do you think you're gonna dip your toe back into Instagram?

I think I think I'm I think I'm there.

I think I'm pretty much there because I've shedded this.

I want to reinvent.

Honestly, I feel like, yes, honestly, Amina shaving her hair off, like going dark, doing all this stuff and then coming back and now she like vloggs and yes, it was actually pretty inspiring.

I mean she does in us stuff in the group and I was like, yeah, I just like it because I'm like.

This, I can't but I can.

But but are you talking about the inspirational stuff that she drops?

No?

No, No, She'll just like have a picture of She'll have a video of her dancing, like with her son, and she's like, this is content for the day.

And I'm like, I Liken, do I need to get a son?

Like's gonna get me to go?

You have a son?

It's right there?

Shut the world, that's your content.

Yeah, you're really good at it.

Nick, You're I mean, you could do a whole video series of Sydney and her water baby weird spot.

Nobody should I start getting it?

Close.

Is this my labu boo?

Now should I start clipping?

Should I draw faces over it and like a little vest lashes on it?

Turnt out a picture of a la bu boos?

Take it on that.

Oh that's see.

I love that.

We're brainstorming, workshopping.

Here content corner.

Okay, so I'm gonna have to go to Marie and print out something from printer.

Well, you have a whole bit about printing.

I gave my printer to Marie and it doesn't have any ink international.

Wait, no, but we have work.

We're going to dinner.

We got dinner and a show tomorrow for international show.

Oh, we get to see the original cast of.

The original guest?

Is link?

Is it a what is it?

You don't know what it is?

Hamilton, Hamilton, the original cast, the original guest.

That's a big deal.

Wait where is that hapday?

Wait?

Where is that happening?

You're on?

Yeah?

Well obviously, Yeah, we're going to like a dinner and then I guess I think they don't sing.

That's pretty amazing.

Cha Chase sapphires hosting Chase Sapphire.

Hopefully I'll get a new account.

There you go, putting it in the universe one hundred and sixty thousand deposited the next against us a house home.

Okay, can I tell you guys something that I heard about today that I have to talk to you all about.

Okay, yesterday international something so No.

Apparently I was talking to one of my managers and she was apparently there's a girl on Etsy that you can buy a spell from her.

Okay, and then she or three wishes.

I said, it's a genie?

Is it Will Smith?

Yeah, it's a lady on Etsy and she you could buy a spell or a witch from I mean whatever from her and people pay.

Money and then she does the spell and it's supposed to be like about someone.

No, like people people use it and get like you have like money coming or like love or like I don't know, like random blessings and stuff like that.

She charges fifteen dollars a spell, okay, Jean, fifteen dollars a spell and she has one hundred and fourth thousand sales.

Marie, did you do it?

No?

Should we do it?

I just wanted to talk to Yak about it.

Should we do it?

Does everybody want to do their own?

Can we?

I think I'm in I'm in it's only.

Fifteen dollars and one hundred and four thousand sales.

One hundred and four thousand, one.

Point five million dollars.

She's made from make believe.

But you know what, she maniffected this and I'm here for it and we're signing up.

Bitch, I'm not matter people are dumb enough to pay it.

Mind.

You look at the reviews.

Yeah, thank you very much, very satisfied by a results, very satisfied.

I purchased the spell from Emily.

That's not a good witch name.

I purchased the spell from Emily, and slowly, over the past few months, I've seen amazing changes, changes that I wouldn't think could be possible before.

But do they give examples?

No.

My other requests were received and help quickly.

I'm excited with this one.

I don't it doesn't say.

I mean, I guess we could see if anybody.

Do we know what she looks like?

No, because I asked, you know, I asked that I know her name is Emily.

I so white were what it is.

Yeah, she's in the UK, the UK, so she's making USD.

She's making us D, making USD and Manchester.

And the dollars stronger than the pound.

Right now, the.

Dollar is strong.

She's one point.

Four million dollars.

She's been doing these spells on Etsy since twenty twenty, and that's when all the fools came out in twenty twenty.

Did you know that pandemic at us going a while?

All these would we do this?

We know this, you know this here, we could have done that.

Wealth and prosperity, cleans, road opener, cleans h health.

Yo, look at this, this is Marie.

We got to do this tonight.

Love and reconciliation, cleansing and protection, wealth and prosperity, self, love and growth.

And she is like twenty one things.

I'm going to do it and I'll get back to y'all, but I'll won't say if there's the results happen, they just gonna happen.

And y'all, y'all better have your eyes open.

You have your eyes open, will be in your mouth wide.

Hey watch this space.

Yes, there will be signs.

There will be signs, will be will signs.

I'm not gonna say, but there will be sign signs.

So that's not messed to y'all.

No, I mean no, it's good mess.

It's messy.

That she does it because it's obviously not real, and if she even is a she, it could be a three hundred pound guy in his basement somewhere saying he's only doing elly.

Fourteen thousand ratings, fourteen thousand ratings, fourteen.

She has one hundred and four thousand sales, but she has fourteen thousand ratings.

Four point nine, Yo, we gotta do it.

Point nine.

Four point nine.

That means nobody is saying they're not savy.

One person was like three stars, yeah, because they probably didn't get with brading.

You can over the lowest rated one.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the lowest rated.

Let's go hold on.

Oh no, it's it's either suggested or most recent.

Damn damn, so we can't.

Maybe just try to scroll through and see if you could get anything.

But hell loo, I mean there's I'm on page five and this is July thirtieth, twenty twenty five.

That was yesterday.

Yeah, that's crazy, Okay, okay, okay, well Emily, Hey, we'll get back to y'all.

We'll let you know it is she is cash.

How many spells we gonna do?

She's amazing, ten out of ten.

Definitely life changing, very accurate and on point.

The mannerisms of the people I was asking about were completely accurate, and I appreciate the clarity.

Got voodoo?

Is this happening on oom?

It came fast and when I.

Say some roads opened right away, truly they're talking about anal.

I knew it.

I knew this is wild for me.

Emily was very prompt with communication.

I'm hoping for good things with the abundance casting.

I'm looking forward to more abundance in my life.

What this abundance?

What do you mean?

Abundance?

Is it money?

Is it love?

Is it?

Health?

Is it asked?

Abundance is like I just want a lot of something.

But abundance is like your cup is full and running over.

That's abundance.

Okay, just tell me the specific things I need to ask for when I hit up this bitual, Emily.

All I'm going to say is this actually works.

I paired it with a road opener so that it may have that may have enhanced it.

I definitely got money that was much needed to pay my rent.

My rent was covered for three months by this.

Now I'm buying a house.

I'm a nigga girl.

I'm going to her immediately.

Yet we got it in the pod right now because I'm about to go off, Marie, send it to us and send the link.

No, actually, I don't want to send the link to the people because we need to see if it works.

Yeah, we need to see and we'll add y'all.

Know you're not getting money to promote it.

No, exactly, because we're not helping Emily.

Unless you want to come on the.

Girl, we should start our own spellcas.

Wait, hold on, like that's cool.

Now, what's so frustrating?

What's so fustering?

You know?

It's mess is just like not believing in yourself and not believing in the bullshit because you will be thinking, oh, this is a dumb idea.

I can't do this.

I'm not gonna go forward it or you don't want to.

You don't want to hurt people.

You're like, I don't want to take these people money, but why not if they giving it away, you might as well.

Oh, let me tell you about the story that I just heard yesterday.

Okay, so now we're now we're not God Okay, Nick, let me cross and I wonder if you if it crossed your timeline.

So this guy bipolar like a massive bipolar manic person.

Right.

He's from Ghana.

He's an artist.

Right, He's had so much like dysfunction and stress all his life.

He's decided.

He looked it up.

He wants assisted OOI side in in twitch and they do that, they do assisted suicide and so STUI side.

So he's like, oh, I'm going.

To sign up for because it's Switzerland.

Okay, switch switch side, sit side right, and so you have to sign up for this.

I don't I don't know what it is.

I don't let me finish, let me finish.

I don't know how much it costs, but you sign up for it or whatever.

So he puts online.

He's like, hey, I've decided.

This is what I'm going to do.

You know, nice knowing, y'all.

This is what I figured out.

So then two thousand people hit him up and they're like, wait, I want to go to lunch with you, I want to go to dinner with you, Let me cook for you, let me do this.

Da da da da.

So he's like, you know what, boom.

So before I head out, I'm gonna do this project called the Last Supper, and so I'm going to meet up with all these people who want to make food for me, who want to take me to dinner?

And I'm going to document it, right right, idea, I'm.

Like, what would be your last meal before you die?

Yes?

People were like, so is this podcasts?

No?

No, no, you know he's just like getting visuals.

He's recording what he's having conversation.

Da da da da dah.

Right, so if you want to do it all Zoom is twenty one dollars because that's what like a decent meal he could buy for himself.

Right, But if you if you don't do oom and if you meet up, I think he charges like one hundred and fifty.

Wait, so I gotta pay for the food and I gotta pay for you time.

Yes, if you yes, if you want to if you want him to come to you, you got.

To pay for his transportation and all the other stuff if you want him to come.

So people are paying.

People are paying.

Now.

He racked up about three hundred thousand followers on Instagram.

Right, wow, I'm still on my little eighty eighty k just being normal living person, regular regular.

He about to die one hundred thousand dollars.

But that's the that's the catch.

He has over their hundred thousand followers or whatever.

But he has so many people wanting to do this.

It has now extended him.

His life, his life, his life by.

Year because he has to do every single one.

No, no, no, hold on, catch this.

Then Sissa finds out, now Scizzy is in the mix.

If you're wondering if I hate you, I hate you, yes, Sissy.

So she's she's like, hey, I'm doing a show in Amsterdam.

I got VIP tickets, all this other stuff backstage, all this stuff.

Mind you, somebody had already bought him scissor tickets.

They got him VIP tickets.

He got another friend who who, who's gonna die?

Who already set up?

He's got a date.

He already got a date in Switzerland.

So it's him and his other friend, two peas in a dead pod go to Scissors concert.

Sissy takes a photo with him and everything.

He posts this.

This man is posting three times a day.

Well, girl, he got to get this material.

You gotta get this mysterial.

It's not gonna post it safe, do.

You think through?

Hold on now, hold on.

So last year he gets engaged.

What who some guy, some guy, some.

Guy in a wheelchair, oh, they's gay.

Yes, he's gay, and so with that guy.

Then last month he's engaged again to another guy.

Right, come to find out this is where, this is where I'm like, damn, I'm too good of a person.

Apparently in Ghana, he set up some kind of like gallery art exhibition, got all these Ghanaian artists involved.

He sells all their work.

He owes him three hundred thousand dollars.

That's why he left Ghana.

Also, his family are millionaires.

So now he also he's saying that he's got a date to die.

He's not a you have to be.

A citizen of Switzerland or the Netherlands or whatever.

You got to be a citizen to even you can't be anybody.

You can't just so.

I don't want to say, because they the people, no, no, no, the people.

Are coming after the people who are like this is fucked up.

And then he put in the cab and he's like, so if I change my mind, am I a bad person?

Yes?

Be writ in the comments are you gonna do it?

Or no?

What up?

You gonna die or not?

It's an assistant is calling every day like has it happened?

Are you dead yet?

Right?

Yes?

Like people are putting that in the com and so people are going after those people, and it's just like, yo, why am I not brilliant enough?

And then the three of us are just trying to do things the right way.

Yeah.

You know what really blew my mind.

They said, oh, you are so mentally ill, you got this debilitating bipolar but you are posting three times a day like really good art.

I said, I'm inspired.

I said, why don't I have that type of mental illness?

Illness that makes me want to be off Instagram.

For five months?

I'm like, do I need to die?

Like what's going on?

Well, it's not like you don't need to die, you need to say you go do it, and then people are.

Gonna raise you and then you never have to actually die.

Nick, that's crazy.

Doing things and putting in social spells.

Do a few spells.

Doing things and putting on social media definitely makes things explode in a way that they wouldn't have been able to explode in the past.

There was a girl in the Bay Area.

She went to this restaurant to like review yes, and she's at she checks in with the host, she goes to sit she's sitting at the at the table.

She's getting ready to get her food.

The one of the.

Owners and slash chef comes in.

He's like, who's that And she's like, oh, she's here to like review the place.

Blah blah.

He said, how many followers did she have?

He looks it up.

He's like, she doesn't have enough followers to be two thousand.

She had fifteen thousand.

He was like, my owner has six hundred thousand.

This is not enough.

So the girl hears all this and she like gets up and she leaves, and she talks about She makes a video about it on TikTok.

Of course it goes viral.

She doesn't say the restaurant name or the man's name.

They find him immediately.

Wait, I think she did say the name.

No she didn't.

The people the Sloops were like.

Missus Taylor Swift's Internet, they're gonna find out daughter.

Has six hundred k he has.

He said he had won like a James something Peabody.

Award, James Beard Award, so that they found him.

Now she has three hundred thousand followers and now she could eat wear she wants.

She didn't even have to say she was gonna kill herself.

Yeah, Nick, I need your thoughts.

What is which one of these are mess and what's not mess?

Honestly, they're all messy.

You are scamming one hundred You are taking the money of one hundred and four thousand people and telling them you're performing spells.

That's mess.

I'm not saying I'm mad at it.

She got four, I'm not saying I'm mad at it.

Be good, Nick, No, let me tell you you know the people buying those.

No, let me tell you what it is.

Let me let me tell you what it is.

This is what it is.

You spend fifteen dollars cheat for prosperity or for roads opening up or whatever.

So you're moving through your life now kind of like waiting for it to happen, so you're more open to opportunities.

You're saying yes the stuff that you might not have said yes to if you hadn't paid for this spell, because you're like, oh, this is this it is if I say yes, tod like, that's what it is.

It's all placebo effect.

But also like you now.

Are moving through the world differently because you think this lady is working for you, but in actuality, it's just you working for yourself.

I don't care.

Since fifteen dollars I got that, I'm doing it.

Three spells.

What you want want to do?

I got enough money to get you a spell as well.

This is coming up.

Yeah, and for International Black Friend's Day, you want.

It or not, I'm gonna buy yourself.

Okay, you said that's the.

Boy who cried sweat side.

That's mass business, business mess.

I think it was for clout.

I think of was for business, and I think it was for orange and attention.

That's messy.

Now the restaurant one, that's not messy.

The girl seized an opportunity.

She was just going to review.

He wouldn't let her.

She made a video about it, and then it exploded.

Sometimes you can't help what explodes online.

We gotta do that more.

We really just we'll just walk out and they'll be like, oh you is are never mind?

Flip a table over it.

Now I'm the one going viral because somebody else got a video of me press the two flipping engage nineteen times exactly exactly.

You can follow us for that.

Listen.

No one's not messy because.

You can't be afraid to prop your phone up and start talking.

Just do it just prop it up and the situation doesn't go your way.

Still make the video, Yeah, yeah, still make the video.

When in doubt, make the content.

I gotta hire a team.

Yeah, that's what it is.

If I had like a little videographer that followed me around like I was a streamer.

This guy doesn't have any of that.

This guy who doesn't want to live you don't have none of that.

And if you go to his page, it's it's o Kuta kine oh Couter kind but his name is Joseph oh and then Kunta Kinda.

Yes, it's called The Last Supper.

No, that's crazy, that's crazy.

Nick.

You can't say, oh, Kuta Kinty.

I don't want that coming out of your mouth.

I'm saying, Okay, I'm not.

I'm just saying, now, go on, time for me say Kunta.

No, you're not.

I'm oh you're listening to Kuta Kinday.

No, girl, we gotta call it Emily right now, right now.

Yeah, okay, I guess we should wrap it up here.

We gotta we gotta go call Emily.

Emily.

This is too good.

You're listen.

We didn't have you in the building for a minute.

It's here it's five forty four.

So in Switzerland no where is Emily.

The UK it's eleven forty four there, so.

We got to wait until the morning am.

Yeah.

Right.

Also, she's not available between like two and nine pm because that's when she's doing her work.

She's making money, and then you can't contact her.

She's got business hours.

It's given queer.

I think she's queer.

That's what she read it.

Or she might she might be Jamaican, that's yeah, that might feels like London.

Yeah, but but she might be Jamaican because there's a lot of Jamaicans in London.

And honestly I would like that more.

That makes it more real.

I like that more Jamaican.

Cleo follow me?

Now say that too.

No, now wait, we have a message, we have many he's following me?

No, are you serious?

Yeah no, he hasn't he had?

Oh god, who else is he following?

My friend Tye?

Oh my god?

The nasty Oh my god.

Well he's following a lot of people we know.

You know who.

He's not following Christ.

He's not following me.

Disagram in five months, like I constantly say, I want to die.

We should be.

Bonded and five minds.

He thinks you did.

He said that girl and wants must be done.

He said, Oh my god, rest in peace.

Let me follow her friend.

Oh my god, oh my god.

Hey, all right, we're not doing a message.

We're not doing it.

We did.

Yeah, just come back with a message.

I mean, you know a lot of mess Nick.

Oh, you brought something out of us that.

Man, I can't I can't.

Even talk about it.

Right.

It's the spirit of Chipotle.

It's my Jewish spirit.

I guess I have to stand besides dunkin Donuts and in Chipotle and Dia Coke because it's really it's really providing.

Maybe this spell is already happening.

We don't even know.

Oh, Emily, Emily Building, You work a mysterious ways, works in mysterious ways.

It's the title of it.

They can tell everybody where they can find.

You, either at the Chelsea Clinic or my socials Nick Smith, oh nine, or my podcast with Metelane called I Never Liked You, or at Union Hall in Brooklyn.

Every month I do my show hear me Out?

Is it the same week every month?

Uh?

No, but it's once a month.

Once a month.

You heard it here first, folks, Byeuna.

Fuck, I'm gagged that he follows you.

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