What's happening scrotes?

Welcome back to a very special episode of Low Value Mail on this Thursday, August 21st, 2025, the year of our Lord.

It's a special Thursday episode.

I'm sorry I missed Monday.

I had some shit come up, but I'm making it up to you now with an all open lines episode.

It's like, what's that cereal Captain Crunch Berry where it's just all only Crunch Berries is only open lines.

That was stupid.

It's episode #157 and we will be back on Monday as scheduled at 7:00 PM.

The show is always Monday at 7:00 PM unless something, you know, things happen and we'll be back.

And we got a really cool guest on Monday night.

This guy.

I was actually recommended by our new producer, Gerard, a gentleman named Howard Bloom, who he's appeared on Joe Rogan podcast.

He's hosted like I think he's hosted like 250 episodes of Coast to Coast.

I could he's either been a guest or he's hosted.

I know he's been on Coast to Coast like 250 times.

This guy has crazy life story.

Basically.

He used to be, did PR in the music industry.

I think it was, it was a publicist or something like that in the music industry for like it was like Michael Jackson, Prince, like anything you can think of in like the 80s seventies.

He was like the guy and he's all he's in and all sorts of interesting stuff.

He's he's written like 7 books and we're going to talk about some of his books and all sorts of shit.

So anyways, that'll be Monday

night at 7:00 PM.

But tonight's open lines.

So anything you guys want to talk about is what we shall discuss.

Anything goes.

Conspiracies.

Am I white?

Which is also a conspiracy.

Ryan Long posted a a poll on Twitter.

You can go vote on whether I'm white or not.

I am Russia, Ukraine, Trump militarizing DC 240.

This is a pathetic news story that I just read just before I fired this bad boy up.

245 Americans so far this year have applied for refugee status in Canada.

Pathetic.

Absolutely embarrassing.

Embarrassing.

Anyways, it's all on the table.

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Quick note before I start, before we get into things, this is, I don't know how many of you were libertarians.

I'm sure some of you are the most retarded of all political ideologies.

It has some good things.

I won't lie.

I, I, I won't lie.

There's definitely some stuff where I go not bad.

And then there's some stuff where I go.

Nobody is ever voting for this but Aaron Lamb, low value friend of the show and libertarian mayor of Keansburg, Colorado.

Aaron Lamb need some help.

So he's called into the show before.

He's called into the bathhouse numerous times.

If you remember.

He's the mayor, small town mayor just outside, I believe West, southwest of Denver, West of Denver.

I don't know exactly, but I've never been there.

It's a tiny town.

He's the mayor.

Lot of dirty politics going on in this town.

It it really you think that this stuff is kind of relegated to, you know, the upper tiers of politics?

No, even this shit in tiny little 2000 person town, Kingsburg, Colorado.

The shit happens there.

So he's getting recalled and I don't know the entire story, but from what I understand, the whole thing reeks to high heaven.

It reeks.

Now, again, I don't have the specific details.

I'm hoping it I talked to Aaron.

I'm hoping he calls in tonight.

Otherwise he'll call in on Monday or maybe Tuesday on the bath house.

One of them.

We'll we'll get the story, but basically he needs he needs your help.

He needs our help.

So if you want to support Aaron, if you're mostly if you're a libertarian, but if you're just a low value male, a scrote, whatever that may be, go to his website, savekeensburg.com.

Let me drop it in the chat.

Keensburg is Keene.

There it is.

That's it's in the chat right now.

Save Keensburg dot com make a donation.

You have to be AUS citizen to make a donation as I made a donation yesterday, but he had to refund me because I guess it's like a campaign violation and he doesn't need any any of that nonsense.

So I guess it's not legal.

I don't know for non citizens to contribute, but if you are a citizen in the United States or you're and you're libertarian because if you're libertarian, you probably got all that Bitcoin money lying around.

Come on, you guys all got into Bitcoin when it was fucking a dollar.

So anyways, send him a couple shekels.

Someone asked where's Lil Dan's GoFundMe?

Lil Dan didn't ask for a GoFundMe.

I, I talked to Lil Dan.

He, he, I think he's, he's fine in the in the money department.

But if Lil Dan wants to set up a GoFundMe, we can definitely do that.

I'm I'm happy to, I'm happy to assist.

I'm not going to set it up, but I'll, I'll, I'll definitely throw out the link and contribute to it.

So, but anyways, any libertarians here go go help out.

And I think you could even just like sign.

I don't know if there's like a petition or whatever, but I I don't even know what he needs the money for.

Probably just to help him be the mayor.

But it sounds like he's doing good shit in Kingsburg, Colorado.

Hopefully he'll call in and we can talk to him.

Yeah, I'll pin it.

Good idea.

Whoever said pin it, Vince.

Smart man.

Vince is smart man.

Oh, I think someone else.

Oh, I think someone else pinned it.

OK, thank you.

Thanks for that.

All right, let's talk about this stupid fucking Cracker Barrel thing that is all over my God damn Twitter timeline.

To be honest, I was going through the news today and I was like, there's nothing, nothing really that was striking my interest.

I'm not like, you know, I, I'm not super up to like the whole Russia, Ukraine shit.

I was, you know, that seems to be dominating what's going on.

I'm just like, it feels like a whole lot of nothing.

It feels like a lot of just pageantry.

Nothing's going to come of it.

It seems very clear Trump really badly just wants a Nobel Peace Prize and nothing is going to come of it.

That's my feeling on it.

And it's it's not the most interesting thing to me.

This Cracker Barrel thing is fucking stupid.

It is absolutely idiotic.

You know what?

Maybe I'm I'm because I'm a dumb Canadian.

I'm not from this country.

They don't have Cracker Barrels in Canada.

And you can call in.

Let me know if I'm missing the mark on something here.

OK, so if you don't know, if you have been living under a rock, Cracker Barrel announced this week that they're updating their logo and remodeling the restaurants to, you know, just a little more modern flair, which is the antithesis of a Cracker Barrel.

It's the quite opposite of modern.

And crackers all over the country are unhappy, very unhappy.

OK now again, I'll concede a few things before I continue as I don't get why people are upset about this other than people just like getting upset about shit.

I don't know, right?

But I don't get what's woke about this rebrand which I've seen said 1000 times.

This is a woke rebrand.

They're comparing it to Dylan Mulvaney and Bud Light and the fucking Targets Tuck friendly bathing suits or whatever.

So look, I've been to a Cracker Barrel one time.

They don't have them in Canada.

I was in one and I think Virginia, it was off the side of a highway.

Here's my opinion on on Cracker Barrel, just like a better version of like a Waffle House with just, you know, some kitschy decorations and like a gift shop in it.

I guess it's it's I guess it would be like a white version of the Waffle House, a little more civil, if you know what I mean.

But so I didn't I didn't hate it was good.

Prices were reasonable which I, you know me don't hate that.

I had the chicken fried steak with gravy and biscuits which was which is just an insane thing to eat for breakfast.

Crazy.

I was so hungover I felt like shit afterwards.

Had to take a nap.

Can't believe people would consistently eat like this.

I was like I ate like I ate that and I was like this is a fucking crazy thing to eat for breakfast.

They give you like that white gravy everywhere.

Delicious though.

Now, is there some Southern cultural component to this that I'm missing that's making people so upset?

And I go, please call in, let me know exactly what I'm missing here, OK?

And here's the thing.

People are notorious.

It is human nature to be against change.

So I understand that.

But I didn't realize the Cracker Barrel had this like Bucky's or wah wah like fandom where people like, I don't see a lot of Cracker Barrel merch, not the way I see Bucky's merch.

Bucky's merch is like common.

You see people wearing that shit all the time.

Cracker Barrel, not so much.

I, I, I don't really notice it.

Maybe they people wear it and I don't notice it.

But The thing is, is because I started digging into this because I have a, you know, the, the theory, my theory on this anyways, it's pretty simple theory on why they're doing this.

It's not to fucking rile everybody up and it's not some woke thing or whatever the fuck people are talking about.

It's pretty just financial decision, right?

So phone lines are not open.

People are already calling them ridiculous.

Just give it a minute.

Just give it, oh, I'm going to open the phone lines in fucking 5 minutes.

OK.

And it's like, again, simple explanation for all this.

Just go look at the company's financial share price, right?

So they're a publicly traded company.

So you can all this stuff is public, all this information In 2015 the revenue $2.84 billion with 630 locations.

Last year the revenue 3.47 billion, 664 locations, not good.

That basically means their revenue went up 25% in 10 years when inflation is way higher than that in the last 10 years easily, right?

And they have 34 new locations, which means it's actually a declining business.

When you remove the inflation element, you go, oh, this is a business on the decline, right?

Andy?

There, there.

Everyone was tweeting today their share price was their share price closed down 7% today.

At one point it was down 15%.

I had a bunch of people DM ING me about they're like, are you shorting Cracker Barrel?

I'm fucking shorting Cracker Barrel.

What the hell are you talking about?

But The thing is, it's like public companies just have this general single responsibility, which is just make the stock price go up.

It is like if you want your, if you ever have some brand that you really like, the worst thing that can happen to it is they go public a lot of times, a lot of times because then they start thinking about different things.

They're like, oh, we just have to make this number go up.

Number has to go up, right?

And since 1982, I looked, I looked this all up, shares of Cracker Barrel, they've gone up 100 times.

But if you bought it in 1993, you haven't even doubled your money.

Not good, not good.

Someone's saying buy the dip.

I don't know.

I don't think it's buy the dip.

I wouldn't see.

I wouldn't be surprised.

If it it.

Kind of wipes out today's losses and kind of just winds up back.

I, I don't, I honestly don't see this hurting Cracker Barrel in any way.

I don't who is not going to go to Cracker Barrel because they made the decor inside a little nicer.

Like what people don't like that anymore?

You don't like nicer decor?

I mean, I saw the the new logo and people are like all up in arms about they they removed the dude with the barrel like, OK, is it is this like a white erasure kind of thing?

Is that what people's issue is?

He's go why you got rid of the dude with the barrel?

You're like, I don't know, you got to fucking change your logo up at some point.

But here's The thing is they have as a public company, they have to do something to get more people to eat there.

And they can't just do the exact same thing and doing things that the problem is, is their whole deal is that they're like, we're this old tiny place, you know, it's all nostalgia and it looks like a fucking log cabin and all that bullshit.

It's dirty or looks dirty, like dusty even, but they can't Jack up their prices because it's not that kind of place.

And people definitely wouldn't be happy about that.

It actually reminds me of Tim horton's in Canada, probably the Canadians out there.

And I, I don't know if people in America give a shit about the decline of Tim horton's in America, if that's a conversation, but the decline of Tim horton's in Canada is a real conversation.

Because it used to be great when it was just coffee and Donuts and then it got folded into some giant conglomerate who also owns like Wendy's and all sorts of shit, right?

And then they're forced at the point they go, we have to increase sales by any means necessary because that's what these companies do.

They just go.

They got to keep make the number keep going up.

It just has to by any means necessary.

And now Tim horton's sells fucking disgusting pizza and Mexican bowls and all sorts of nonsense.

And you know what I did when it stopped being good?

I just stopped going.

There I go.

This place sucks.

This is fucking in that case, it's Canada.

But it's like, if you're this Cracker Barrel die hard, you live in America, you have a million options.

MAGA people seem to be the most upset about this Cracker Barrel thing.

Well, you know what is very MAGA?

You know it's super MAGA going and eating at like a mom and pop breakfast place and not supporting some giant corporate chain with a $1.2 billion market cap.

Isn't it like the most make America greatest thing great again thing you can do is go support a family owned business.

The food's probably better.

You're keeping the money literally within your community.

Like, isn't that the more MAGA thing?

Like MAGA that should be like a staple of MAGA, which is like, we support local independent businesses instead of buying everything from fucking Walmart and Amazon.

So anyways, again, maybe I'm missing some southern cultural component, I don't know.

Or people just mad because they're just kind of wistful of older times and this is something that reminded them of that.

I don't know, but the whole woke rebrand nonsense completely lost me.

Completely lost me.

We got a super chat.

Eric Petty fishing says you ruled Danny.

Thanks for always being good to us, Goyim.

I love the guys.

I love the guys.

You guys are great.

All of all the guys, all the Jews.

Those are the only two categories.

Ari Shaffir has literally the best joke about this.

It was one of those jokes that he's, if you've ever seen a special Jew, highly recommended.

It's great.

He he distills it in such a, in such a good way.

We're basically Jews just go, we have a derogatory term for everybody else on Earth.

It's literally weird, .2% of the world's population and then we just made her derogatory term for 99.8% of all the people on the planet.

It's good shit.

It's good shit.

All right, I'm going to open the phone lines in in a moment.

I just have one one other thing just because I I'm curious what people think about this.

And again, open lines, whatever you want to talk about.

I have to do a slightly shorter show.

We're only going to 9:00 tonight

because I have a spot at 9:30.

But so whatever you want to talk about, we can talk about we can talk about Cracker Barrel, we can talk about anything.

You got some new conspiracies.

Let's fucking hear them.

All sorts of shit going on, but it looks like America is going to war with Mexico again.

You know, it's been a while.

Well, at least with the cartels, this is kind of somewhat breaking news.

I don't know how breaking, but it's today.

So this is kind of interesting.

And I'm just curious what the America First people have to say about this.

So the Trump administration has directed the military to prepare for lethal strikes against cartel targets inside Mexico.

All right, you know what?

I'm going to open the phone lines here because everybody's calling in.

Gerard will put you on hold.

Stay on hold.

I will get to you, He.

So yes, the military is preparing lethal strikes against cartel targets inside Mexico.

Apparently, this is with or without Mexico's approval.

Essentially, they're just like, they're doing this regardless if Mexico wants to help them out, they're like, great.

But should, should Mexico not want to play ball, it'll just be a unilateral decision and they're just going to going after the cartels.

Now, this comes after Trump designated the cartels as a terrorist organizations.

This is one of his very first executive orders.

Now, this is certainly an interesting development.

And I, again, I'm curious what all you think about this because I, I'm, I don't know, not that I don't know because, you know, this isn't the US getting involved in a foreign war between two other nations, obviously.

But this technically I guess would be a foreign war.

A war with a foreign country.

Oh shit.

Hey Danny, it's the mayor.

How you doing brother?

Things are interesting.

I just got interviewed by the local news.

Unfortunately there was 6 people found dead at the local dairy yesterday, but I've been.

That's in your.

That's in Keansburg.

Technically right outside of town limits.

I just got interviewed by the local CBS News affiliate and got reached out by the New York Times reporter that's in the area.

That's pretty crazy.

That's yeah.

Where did I see what news?

I was looking at the news that was either like on the front page of I think it's on the front page of Drudge Report right now, or, or maybe CNN or something of Fox, one of those places.

I like saw something about like some crazy.

So.

So what happened with the dairy thing?

Yeah, it's, it's everywhere.

I mean, I, I saw it on API, didn't even know about it until that New York Times reporter reached out to me and looked it up.

I mean, essentially we don't have much information at all.

I mean, our, our town police did not respond to it.

They weren't asked to.

We have a fire department that's the Southeast Weld County Fire Department that responded and they put out a statement that their lawyer reviewed essentially that they can't say anything, but you know that this happened, that they responded and found six dead bodies.

So it's it's crazy and it's very tragic.

At a edit which is that a farm?

Yeah, I mean, it's, it's out of dairy.

And so it's it's hard to say.

I mean, evidently all the bodies were found in a confined space.

So that's kind of, again, a vague term.

But yeah, we we have no idea what's happened at this point.

Yeah, it says at least six bodies have been found after a dairy accident.

I've never, I've never heard those two words.

I mean, I've the only time I've ever heard dairy accident is when I drink too much fucking milk or eat too much ice cream.

I'm a little lactose.

Not to not to make fun of the dead here, but.

Sure.

I mean, you know, it's like a decade ago when I was younger, that was the whole trend, was the gallon challenge, trying to chug a gallon of milk and everyone would just throw up violently.

But no, I mean, yeah, this is actually only second time I've been interviewed, but for the news because about a year ago, a little over, we had one of those dairy trucks cross the train tracks at a spot they weren't allowed to and got stuck.

And the Amtrak hit it and killed three people.

Oh God damn dude, there's a lot of fucking shit going on over in the little Keensburg.

Yeah.

I mean again in in in a year.

And 1/2 this is the only.

Two times I've been interviewed.

Are because of dairy accidents.

So dairy accidents.

It's awful.

They're they're more common.

Common.

We mean common sense dairy control.

Yes.

So what's going on with the mayor stuff here?

Well, I mean, as you know.

I appreciate that repost the other day.

I am being recalled currently by the former mayor and some of his cronies, so if anyone wants to help out, he's very pissed off that I am a libertarian and thinks that that's reason enough that I should be taken out of office.

And you know, I've done a lot of.

You don't have like a set term, like you don't actually have like term limits or terms as mayor.

So there the term is 4 years.

There is no term limit so.

But in Colorado, you can recall any elected official for any reason if it just takes 20% of the past voters to sign a petition saying to recall the person, which in.

Your town is.

To a special election like a couple of.

People.

200 people.

200 you need 2.

100 yeah 200.

So how often?

So couldn't you just turn around and just recall the next mayor?

Like instantly?

It seems like so easy to do.

Essentially, yeah, it.

So you do have to wait until the person has been off at least six months, and you can't do it if it's within six months of the next regular election.

Gotcha.

And so what's his particular gripe with you?

Like when he went around getting these signatures, What, what did he say?

Like are are I, I mean, that's the thing.

And you can easily find 10% of any population and be like, yeah, I don't like the mayor.

Like that's nothing special.

Yeah, exactly.

I mean, so I can read you the statement that.

So on the recall petition, it says we, the concerned citizens of Kingsburg, have initiated this recall due to our dissatisfaction with Mayor Aaron Lamb's lack of transparency and treatment of the citizens.

We believe that the Mayor has failed the responsibility of the office, leaving us with no choice but to seek his removal.

Our reasons for this recall petition include, but are not limited to conduct unbecoming of a public official, including lying to citizens.

Lack of engagement with residents on key community matters, including not getting input from the public on town code changes.

Failure to effectively represent the interests of the voters, high turnover rate with town employees and creating a hostile work environment, which was summarized by a few people here in town.

As he is bad, he needs to go.

Yeah, and, and do you, and what do you say to these claims?

Because I, I mean, I, I don't know you super well, but I'm, you know, we met him in person and it doesn't seem like you do, you don't seem like the types of hostile or to have a hostile work environment.

Oh, not at all.

I mean, and when this first came out, I went to my town manager and showed it to him and said, Hey, what do you think about this?

And he laughed and said, well, I've been the one that's fired multiple people for, for cause, for good reasons.

And I would think that they would be coming after me versus coming after you.

But so on the actual ballot, it will have that statement.

It will have my statement, which is this, which is my rebuttal that I refer.

Firmly reject this recall petition and it's baseless claim.

My administration has prioritized our towns and inevitable growth in a way that is thoughtful and stable, always with the community's best interests at heart.

Transparency.

I've held open town halls, shared public budgets, and welcomed feedback.

Hardly the actions of a secretive leader.

Allegations of lying are vague and unsubstantiated.

I challenge the petitioners to provide specifics, not just emotional rhetoric.

Engagement is a two way street.

I fought public and I've sought public input on major decisions, including town coaching, updates though public comments at board meetings and directly talking with residents in town.

I've listened to the residents regarding board decisions related to the Police Department and voted to keep our police chief twice.

If residents chose not to participate, that's not a failure of leadership, it's a call for broader civic involvement representing voters.

My policies have driven economic growth, improved infrastructure, and I fought to lower the mill levy.

Directly addressing what Kingsburg residents value most.

Employee turnover, is a weak point to raise, as small towns often face staffing challenges due to budget constraints and rural realities.

This is not a hostile environment.

I've worked very hard to foster a professional workplace, and claims otherwise are both exaggerated and lack evidence.

Every decision I've made has been to serve Kingsburg, not to cater to a vocal minority pushing this recall.

This recall feels more like a personal vendetta than a genuine grievance, and I've served with integrity, balancing tough choices with the needs of our town.

I urge residents to see through this noise and look at the progress we've made and redirect this divisive recall.

Let's keep keep Kingsburg moving forward together as a close community to maintain the small town feel that we all love.

So how many people like it is just, I guess what is it just 51% like or 50% plus one person has to vote for recall or how does that work?

It's just 50% + 1.

Yeah, Yeah, On the ballot, it's going to say that recall statement.

I read my rebuttal and then do you wish to recall me from mayor, yes or no?

If they vote no, that's it.

If they vote yes, they'll be whoever has submitted the petition to get on the ballot, which in our town is only 10 signatures.

Right.

And so, and then it'll go to a new, there'll be a new election.

Yeah, yes, September 30th is the new election and unfortunately, well, I mean, I I guess not really unfortunately.

So we chose to do an in person only because it saves the town a crazy amount of money.

It was going to be $80,000 if we sent ballots to every person in town and it's only like $7000 if we do an in person only.

Well, that's isn't frugal.

I like that.

I mean that that that is one thing you should be like it's, you know, this is doing this is going to cost the town a lot of money.

Now can you just go in a town of 2000 people?

Like can you just go essentially just go personally meet with everybody and just kind of talk to them?

Oh yeah, I mean that that's how I won in the 1st place.

I call it drive by door knocking.

Where?

I mean, you know, we're we're a small redneck kind of community.

So a lot of people have garages that they just drink beer in.

So I would just roll up, say, hey, my name is Aaron, I'm running for mayor.

And they would say, oh, you want a beer, bud?

And you know, we'd have a good conversation and everything.

At that time, Oh my, my wife was pregnant, so I didn't have those home necessities.

And then but but now I do have almost a three-year old.

So it's a little harder to do that kind of thing.

So I do have to rely on other people.

Right, right.

But you can, Yeah.

It seems like not unreasonable.

And so will this guy who's recalling you, Will he try and be the new mayor?

I don't know yet, so they have until Monday to turn in their petitions to get on the ballot.

I only know one other person who funnily enough is also a nurse that is running against me, but it's not the former mayor.

Interesting, interesting.

And can you run again if you get recalled?

Yeah, yeah, if I recalled, so the the next election will be in 26th, so next year, but I definitely could run again.

And so who would be the interview?

But someone else would be the interim mayor until then.

So it's not interim they they just would be the mayor or if I am successfully recalled, then again, whoever of those people below the the yes recall that enough people select would be the mayor.

I mean, that seems kind of stupid to recall you if there's an election coming up fairly soon because you're like, what is that person going to get done in such a short period of time?

Seems like someone who's like just temporarily in there wouldn't be a better solution unless you were like grossly incompetent and negligent, which it does not seem to be the case at.

All.

No, no, I mean, that's the whole thing is that they're all, I mean that they, in my opinion, essentially used this that we did not.

So sorry, let me rephrase that.

We changed the structure of the Police Department.

We had one that was in office for about four months, three months before I was elected.

But the town ordinances had nothing related to the Police Department there.

So the town manager, if if there was anything that was going wrong, couldn't do anything to ensure that they were doing things appropriately.

So the town board decided that the police chief should be appointed just as the town manager, the town clerk, treasurer R and everyone freaked out.

And then we had, a month later, once that became effective, a vote to appoint the chief that had been in power, and they voted against it.

I actually voted for him.

But Despite that, they still viewed me as the problem and the reason that this happened.

So that's why the recall started in the first place.

And So what do you need this these donations for?

What are you going to use them for?

Mailers, handouts and door knockers like, you know, for people that I've got about a dozen people at least in town that are going to go help with the door knocking effort to hand out, get out the vote.

It's going to be the biggest thing because this isn't a regular election.

You know, there's not going to be president, governor, you know, state senators, etcetera.

It's literally just for this.

So the the vote turn out is going to be very low based on historical, you know, looking at other recall elections.

Gotcha.

So do you need, do you need like any smear, smear campaign videos, commercials, I can whip something up for you.

Well, that, I mean, that would be helpful, but I, I, I don't really know much about the one person that has put his name in the hat to go against.

Oh.

So you don't even know.

Yet, yeah, I mean, I, I again, I know he's also a nurse, which is, like I said, quite interesting.

But yeah, the, the former mayor has not put his name in from what I've seen yet.

I'm not going to know until this next Monday who actually are my opponents.

Yeah, interesting.

All right, we'll keep us up to date.

And if anybody wants to support you, I got the link pinned up here.

Save Keensburg and yeah.

Do you guys still have that?

Was it like a lion sanctuary?

Oh, yeah.

I mean, yeah, when Tiger King, you know, Joe went to prison.

Yeah, yeah.

When he went to prison, Our our town has a sanctuary called the Wild Animal Sanctuary.

We got 80% of his tigers and lions.

So they got tigers, lions, ligers, coyotes, black bears, grizzly bears.

They have all kinds of stuff.

And I mean, it's really cool compared to other zoos because you aren't aren't just walking at ground level looking.

In those walkways, right, You're walking above them.

Yeah.

It's like a mile, it's like a mile and a half long 30 foot raised walkway.

So you're looking into these enclosures that are, you know, several acres each.

So it's a.

It's a much more interesting way to see everything for sure.

Cool.

Well, you got my endorsement.

I think you're a great mayor.

You got any?

Did you, did you ever get that round of what was it you're trying to get roundabouts?

Yeah, we're still working on that.

We're it, it, Yeah, it's, it's set.

It's set to go in next year.

So look, you get shit, dude.

You get shit done, man.

It's like the first time you ever called me, you were like, someone got killed at this stoplight and we need a goddamn roundabout.

And look at that.

You're.

You're man of action.

We're getting it done.

All right.

Well, thank you, Danny.

If you need anything from me, I'm here for you, man.

Aaron Lamb, everybody, Mayor.

I appreciate it brother.

Have a good night 9.

Take care.

That's the mayor.

Everybody go, go support him.

He needs your help.

All right, let's go to the the calls.

Phone lines are open.

Everybody 18889492969.

Let's take some calls here.

Let's help guys.

If you got a couple bucks, just kick, kick in.

Let's let's get Aaron keep him as the mayor.

Hello you're on low value mail.

Hello am I coming through?

Yeah, yes, you were for a second there.

I am oh, OK, wait, am I?

Am I?

Still, Yeah, yeah, yeah, you seem to cut out briefly.

Oh, am I receiving a call?

Oh, I'm going to.

I'm going to.

The Hell's going on here?

Yeah, it's not sounding good.

I'm going to mute you.

I'm going to give you a chance to figure this out.

OK, Let's take another call here.

Phone lines are open, everybody one AAA 949-2969.

Sure, call back.

OK, this person's not unmuting themselves.

Let's see who this is.

Thanks, love.

Hello.

Hello.

Yo.

Hey, what's up?

First of all, you're not telling me to commit out of state voter fraud are.

You, I don't, I don't, I'm not telling anybody to do anything.

But as far the rules that as far as I understand and what Aaron told me is that any U.S.

citizen can donate to him, but you have to be AUS citizen because I gave him 50 bucks and then he had to refund it to me because I'm not AUS citizen.

So and that that is that.

And that speaks to the integrity of this man by the way, because he could have easily just taken my $50 not said anything and that would have been that.

But no, this guy is a real man of integrity and he refunded my money.

And you said you met him, right?

I met him, yeah.

He invited me to host the Colorado State Libertarian presidential debates.

Yeah.

I remember how.

How many garages do you think you'd make it before he falls flat?

I was actually thinking about how hammered he would be by the end of that.

Like he might, you know, you have one beer in every garage.

You got to think there's like, I don't know, 800 to 1000 homes there, maybe maybe 700 homes, something like that.

Or you would be fucking wasted near the end of that.

Yeah, so I was calling in because on Tuesday on you're.

You're hold on.

You're, you're, you're hold on.

Let me just start to cut you off.

You're a Southerner.

Is there some sort of, I mean, you're obviously Russian, but you're obviously identified as a Southerner.

Is is there some sort of like thing with the Cracker Barrel that I'm missing here?

Well, First off with the decor, they ain't enough Confederate flags.

Sure.

Burning Cross is hanging up.

Sure, you you want them to go completely the other way they go.

This is our new rebrand.

Robert E Lee Statues everywhere.

I I'll, I we just need a sign that says no blacks.

Or.

No Mexican.

It's just say no blacks, no dogs, no Mexicans.

Sure.

Actually, no dogs allow.

OK, so so there's no Southerner loyalty for the there's no cultural component of?

Missing there.

I've ate there once.

I've ate there once.

Yeah, it's just like whatever, you know?

It's like the Waffle House little.

It is, yeah.

It's basically like just Southern food.

I mean, anybody from the mid, anybody from like the Midwest in general would like Cracker Barrel.

Yeah.

Especially like people like Wisconsin and Minnesota.

They'd love that shit.

I.

Don't know anybody wouldn't like Cracker Barrel.

I wouldn't fucking eat there every day.

But.

It what is all the means of, like, blacks being like, they're like, like anytime they walk in and they hear the Creek of the floor, they're like, I, I want this racism.

They're like, like, like the racism gives the food the flavor.

Like, yeah.

I've never heard.

That yeah, no, blacks love that shit and I'm not surprised.

And if you look at a.

Picture.

I mean, it's fucking losing chicken fried steak dude, what's not to like?

Obviously the chick who is in charge of this, Yeah, just look at a photo of her.

He already knows she's a fucking.

Jew.

So I don't think she is actually.

Well.

Who's every time you see anything and you go something I don't like, you know that person's a Jew.

Have you ever not had that response to anything?

Well, look, it's.

Like Dustin Nemo.

So I was just like, who's not a Jew?

Her last name is Messina.

It's not a Jewish last name.

Yeah, yeah, they people get the But what about her mother?

What's her mother's maiden name?

Phallus.

Look at that.

Not exactly a She has a hyphenated.

I don't know about her mother's maiden name.

I don't.

Think, yeah, well, what are I?

Don't think that kind of information is available.

Anytime something negative happens.

It is I just automatically.

I know.

You and.

And I'm rarely disproven.

I am very rarely.

You're often disproven.

You just kind of kind of toss those to the side.

But yeah, so anyways, no early no.

Early life section on Julie Fells Masino.

Yeah, I already tried looking it up.

I tried.

Looking it.

Up you and me both, brother, You and me both.

So anyway, it's not bath house.

You were asking me.

About my opinion on Zondami or whatever the fuck his name is.

Mondami.

The the yeah.

The.

Yeah, before it got hung up on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So this whole user, like scared if he gets elected, it's a fucking rude.

So I'm going to tell you how this is going to work out.

Are you familiar with the Hebrew Immigrant Aid Society?

Hebrew immigrant.

They're the ones who give the loans.

They're the ones who funnel all of the fucking third world into Europe and America.

Dude, there's a million fucking Christian organizations that do.

No, no, no, there are so many.

They're the biggest ones, They're the ones most responsible.

You have any evidence, do you have any evidence to prove the claim that they are, that they are the most?

Responsible.

Well, First off, they brag about it one.

Secondly, that you've seen that video of this dear lady Barbara Sterner Strander.

She said that and this is a thing from like the Barbara Stenner Sterner, something like that.

And it was like a video from the interview from the 90s or like from the late 90s.

And she said we like, there's this quote on video, She said.

We Jews are the ones who are going to be at the forefront of bringing multiculturalism to Europe and the rest of the West, No?

No, no, I've seen that, yeah.

Yeah, and then she says, and we will be demonized for it, but we have to do it.

So it's literally Kellergi Plan and Hebrew immigrant, Hebrew Immigrant Aid Society just in North, just in north, North and South America, excluding America and Canada has 3400 immigrants aid stations.

Sorry, say this again.

Say that what you just said again.

They have like 3000 off like locations like site offices.

OK.

Where the just in North and South America, they are the ones who are funneling and plus there are there's this rabbi, his name is Cody, Rabbi Rose Cody Steam or something.

Not Steam, but he's got like some super Israeli names, but you can look it up.

He literally says Islam is the broom of Israel and what?

Do you mean the broom of Israel?

Islam is the broom of Israel.

So what they want to do is they he stabilized the West.

They Netanyahu like just like Netanyahu labels all the Palestinians, every single one, as terrorists.

Yeah, he does that.

And then in the same breath he says, and I will, we will ship them to places like Italy and Greece.

So he's literally openly saying that Israel's primary export besides Finnish diamonds and Israel has no diamond mines is literally what, Yeah, is literally their their biggest export and import is terrorism by their own word.

So yeah.

I mean, it is interesting that that, I mean, but you gotta say like Randy Fine, who's the congressman from Florida who is like the most deranged.

Fucking.

Jew Jewish dude, but he but he's now granted, granted, he was doing this for his own benefit, but when they were issuing like a refugee claims essentially to Gazans in the United States, he basically like just put an end to it.

Now granted it's overdue stuff and not this, but if you think there's like some crazy clergy plan to get them all in here, he would be like, yes, more of them.

It it it, it's real.

It's real, I'm telling you.

And so what's going to be happening is if this Muslim fuck gets elected to office.

This.

I wish, I wish Corinne Fisher was still in the race, but that dumb broad can't even probably fill out paperwork.

The guy just goes to show I wanted her to.

I wanted her to be in the running.

So everyone, all the other candidates.

Could just do an.

Entire smear campaign on how much of A whore she is.

Oh dude I wanted her to be in the running just because then we can make fucking sick content for her about like shitting on all the other people.

Yeah, so what's going to be happening is if he gets elected, he's going, he's going to be importing so much of these fucking rag heads and walking window curtain people.

It's going to be, it's going to be like official.

You're saying the mayor of New York is going to be importing people?

I don't think is that a mayoral power?

That's generally a federal thing.

You know, I mean, all he's going to do is just keep the status of a sanctuary city, which New York already is.

So all he's going to do is keep the status quo.

He's going to be facilitating the import of all these fucking goat humping camel jockeys.

I'm telling you man.

But the the city is already set up for that.

It's that that's nothing new.

Like he's not going to do anything to make it easier for them it.

Couldn't be easier to come here?

Dude I fucking hope there's going to be Sharia law here because my wife has been not shutting the fuck up for since I met her.

If I don't have to hear women talk, man.

Just hit her.

What the fuck damn duty isn't?

Until the until the law allows it Slav I'm not allowed to do that.

But once Sharia law gets implemented, the tide is going to turn.

Is he very?

No.

Tattletale.

I've met your wife.

She's nice.

No, she's telling.

Tail on you.

No, she's not telling on me, but she's just, she's talks a lot.

Yeah.

I don't know.

The thing is with the Momdani thing is, I mean, this is the craziest thing about how like liberal some Jews are, which whenever people are like, oh, Jews do this, I'm like, no, it's the fucking super liberal ones who do all this shit, but they're going to vote for Mamdani.

That's the craziest part is there's one section of Jews where like this guy's going to be so bad and then most of them are going to still vote for him because they're like, well, I can't vote for Curtis Sliwa and Andrew Cuomo is a disaster.

They're going to vote.

For I mean.

I I got to, I got to give.

Some respect to Sliwa, because he is.

It's like, yeah, good luck getting elected as a Republican in New York.

I mean, Julie.

I'm on that day.

But yeah, but that was back when New York wasn't completely brain rot retorted with, you know, progressivism.

But, you know, he just does it every every time the election comes up for mayor.

He just, he's like nobody else is coming from my position so.

Yeah, I mean, I like I I met Curtis a few weeks ago.

He's funny guy seems.

And he likes family.

He he could have appealed.

He could have appealed to, you know, single cat lady.

Yeah, and he's like, he's honestly a lot of his policies.

He's like, yeah, I want to make shit more affordable.

Like all the stuff that everybody wants.

It's just he has that fucking R in front of his, his name.

And then just goes, yeah, he's just, I mean, the I don't think the beret helps him and it makes him seem a little.

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, but I guess he's at his age.

He ain't changed in his ways.

I mean well.

He said if he'll win, he'll get rid of the barrel.

No, but he said he'd get rid.

Of the everyone but you know how like the Jews have their own communities and community services in Brooklyn.

Yeah, where?

Oh yeah, yeah, that's it's going to if he gets elected, there's going to be that shit.

With the with these.

Fucking rag heads.

You think they don't have that already?

You think there's no like Muslim community?

No, it's going to be like full out no go zones like how they have in France.

Yeah, I doubt that they're going to it.

Was it was already bad?

It was already bad enough when they have like those mass Muslim prayers in Times Square.

Yeah.

Like.

Yeah.

John Rocker was right.

Yeah, he he was.

That man was ahead of his time.

No doubt about that.

No doubt about that with John Rocker.

But yeah, I don't know.

I'm not.

I'm not like he's definitely not going to be good for New York, but I I don't know why they can't just put someone forward who's like would be a decent candidate, but I guess at this point it's just too late.

And what's going to?

Suck.

Is there going to be so many people that are going to leave New York City that and then just like how it happened here in Texas and all these California homosexual?

I'm.

Not going to repeat that mistake.

Thank you Slav, that is honestly very nice of you, I appreciate it.

Yeah, all these British cigarettes.

There you go.

There you go.

Nothing wrong with that.

I'm learning, I'm learning.

Nothing wrong with that.

Well, I'm adapting, but yeah, they, they come here and they vote the same way they do.

And it's like you guys don't think about like why you left.

Yeah, I mean, that's the thing.

I actually, I, I think the people who are like, we're leaving New York, those are the same people who are like, if Trump gets elected, I'm moving to Canada.

They, it's pure fucking bluster.

They don't do it.

They, they're like, I'm not fucking, I live in the Upper East Side.

I'm not going anywhere.

So like I live in a fucking $3,000,000 brownstone or $5,000,000 brownstone on the Upper East Side.

I'm not going.

They're not going fucking anywhere, man.

All they're going to do is just complain like they do.

They just make these fucking empty threats, empty promises, and they just complain and that's it.

And I didn't realize half of my head was out of frame, sorry.

But yeah, anyways, they're.

Not but, but what is it?

I'm gonna just finish you with this is Yeah.

You know what?

Just let New York burn down.

It happened in the 70s.

It happened in the 70s.

And then they just had to come back, like 70s and 80s and early 90s, just let it get so bad that they literally have to be like, we're bringing Hitler back to live dog.

Yeah.

I.

Don't think that we're going to go from Mamdani to Hitler 2 point O, but I think that might be a little wishful thinking on your part.

But yeah, I don't like he's just he's, he's going to like, I, I mean, I want him to win.

I don't want him to win, but I do want to see how stupid these fucking city run grocery stores are going to be.

But yeah, some people will go move to New Jersey.

It's 5 minutes away.

Like, I mean, I'm sure some people will be like, yeah, I'll live in New Jersey if it's costing me way more money to live in New York City, but I don't know if people talk so much shit here.

And then like clockwork, the vacancy rate is still like the fucking lowest it's ever been because people still want to live in the city no matter what.

Like they still come here.

And then hordes of them.

He said he also wants to tax white communities and place a higher tax on white people.

So this comes to the point where some people are going to advocate for a thing I want.

There needs to be a box where you self identify.

There needs to be a box that says Jew.

And a lot of people who were against that were Jews saying, oh, this is reminiscent of 3rd 1930s Germany where you know, if you if.

You.

I mean, I always check the white box personally whenever I have to check a box.

I I'm, I'm like a multiracial Latino descent.

Well, it depends if I'm, if I'm trying to do like an audition for like a commercial or something and I'm like, I'm like other please book me.

All right, slap.

I gotta let you go.

Good talking to you, man.

Slap everybody.

Later.

All right, everybody, if you're on hold, stay on hold.

I will get to you.

Hello, you're on local e-mail.

Hello.

Mr.

Danny.

Hey, what's up?

You sound like shit.

Are you on speakerphone?

Am I, I don't know, sound like shit?

I just kind of sounded a little weird.

It sounded a little.

Let me turn it down.

Sound bad?

For now, yes.

Yes.

That sounds.

I wanted to talk to you about the finance capitalism and something I was learning about from Michael Hudson, OK.

And I guess I think I've spoke to you about this before, how the entire problem with Ukraine is they want to go and get all the land so they can use it, to use it as a collateral for new loans.

And that's why they've been.

Who Who wants to use the Ukraine as collateral for loans?

Europe basically France and Germany is what he was saying.

Michael Hudson.

OK, I don't know if you watched the interview when I posted it or not.

I don't think I saw it.

I don't think I saw it but but give me the give me the skinny here.

So he's the second person that I've heard this from is basically Europe and most of the countries are getting close to a financial meltdown.

And everybody's been printing out money like crazy.

And it kind of seems like they're all in a race to see who can go down first.

So China has been selling off a lot of our our treasuries and mainly France and Germany have been So after trying to get rain use the land as collateral to get more loans against what is it the IMF or like the World Bank or?

Something.

Get the whole bank and basically not to go under.

And whoever doesn't go under first is basically going to be the one that takes over.

That's why this whole thing with bricks and then getting off the US dollar is so important.

That's why they've been purchasing up so much land in Ukraine.

That's why they're trying to go and go after South America, so they can go and get the the reserves of the resources to use that as a collateral again for future loans.

That's why Greenland was so important.

That's why Canada was so important.

These major just land sources that no one can occupy because we don't have enough people.

But it will be something that you can bet against to go and borrow the borrow money off of.

Interesting.

So then is the is the theory here that that like one of these European nations will literally own land in Ukraine, but just privately?

Well, that's remember, that's when BlackRock was setting up to go and develop the area.

Develop the Ukraine.

But yeah, BlackRock had from the beginning contracts that they were setting up to basically get awarded.

They had already gotten awarded the contract to rebuild Ukraine.

And so right now the the battle right now, I talked to you in Patreon about the gold thing I want to ask you about.

But so, so the battle is first the US started putting tariffs out on against everybody and especially China.

And then China retaliated with selling off treasuries.

And a lot of these bricks countries want to sell off treasuries, but they can't do it too quickly because that'll bring them down as well.

And it'll drastically reduce the worth of anything that's in the future because then it'll just cause like a huge slump and fall in the the prices of it.

And so then do you go against any of that?

Like the hedge against that?

They were buying a shit ton of gold, kind of mainly was.

And the way that we're going to retaliate that is that apparently Homex and the London Bullion Exchange are the ones that set basically the prices of gold to these ETFs.

And I didn't know this and I was wondering why all these people that were basically scam artists, we're trying to get people to purchase all this gold.

I mean, if you have all this gold, why would you hold on to it?

If it's worth so much, why are you exchanging it for dollars?

So what are you planning on in the future?

And so then I started to learn about the, the COMEX in the London Bullion Exchange where they can go and make these ETF's.

And basically they're the ones, the only ones in the the world that can go and set the prices.

Well, I don't I what do you mean by set the prices?

Because as far as I understand.

Right now the.

Price.

Yeah.

But the price of gold is still just, you know, supply and demand of of those like those instruments just.

Represent how much gold they have.

I think they're heavily audited.

Like if you're an ETF, like, I don't think you just be like, we have this much gold and just kind of fudge it, as far as I understand.

Like that stuff is pretty heavily regulated.

Like you, I don't think like, yeah.

But that's how the.

Like the GLDETF?

Started.

Yeah.

I mean, they, they can pretty much do the same thing.

And, and the Federal Reserve was basically started with banknotes and they never audit it.

So it's like there's a could almost say that these guys could pretend that they have more gold than they do or basically crash it so.

Yeah, I don't know.

I guess they could, They could over they say they have way more gold and just like bring a bunch of supply essentially being like we have all the supply and then it would tank the price of gold.

What's the purpose of tanking the price of gold?

Well, it would be retaliation against if China sells off our treasuries and they're relying on having all these gold reserves to keep bricks up.

Interesting, because I know a lot like a big part of that whole paper that was based on the the whole tariff strategy was they haven't done a few of the things, but they were basically going to stay like if you sell all your start selling all our treasuries or support a Burks currency, we're going to increase the tariffs, essentially penalize you for going against the United States.

I don't know if they're actually acting on that.

Like, I remember there was one thing where they're like, we're going to start charging a user fee on treasuries, which seem crazy to me, but because you buy treasuries essentially to, you know, pay you some sort of interest to loan the government.

And, and here's the other thing also about Shine is that a lot of people, they have a, you know about Evergrand.

Yeah, I remember the whole ever.

OK, so that's still a problem.

They've just kind of been pushing it back.

And so they're kind of doing the same thing as the the rest of the countries that are trying to buy up all this land.

They're printing out all this money, investing it in these shady little cities, and nobody lives in these these ghost towns.

And for a long time, people would just go and purchase these condominiums and not use them.

They would not renovate them.

Yeah.

Well, that's the thing, though.

In China, I have this guy who I know who's maybe like one of the smartest investors I know.

Like he used to work on Wall Street and he lived in China for like, I think 10 years and they're not allowed to invest in like, I think if you're like a just a regular Chinese citizen, the only really thing you can invest in is real estate there.

I don't think you're allowed to invest in the stock market.

And their whole thing is that they buy these fucking condos and they're, they're like a, he said.

They're, it's like a pair of Jordans where they're more valuable if nobody's ever lived in them, which is so weird.

The.

Purpose of real estate is is you rent it out, but for in China it's the opposite.

Well, the reason also is because it's like bad juju.

I forgot what they It's not Feng shui but it's a thing.

Where?

It's something like that, yeah.

You're very superstitious.

Yeah, but the other thing is China's been buying up land also in America.

Yeah.

And Florida think we're one of the only people that started to make it illegal, but it's become a real problem where we're selling out our country.

And so it kind of goes back to that theory about people basically using land and property as collateral and then the land that has the resources under it is a an extra little, yeah.

I mean, I definitely agree on that.

Like the I mean Chinese like bought up tons of land in Vancouver and all over Canada and it essentially they buy them, they leave them vacant and it just drives the price of housing up.

And it caused like a real like real estate issue in Canada.

Affordability for sure.

Like is is insane.

Like if people think shit's expensive in America, it is way more expensive in Canada for like you're just average house.

Like, it's crazy there now, and a lot of it had to do with just Chinese people coming over and just literally buying up tons of shit.

Yeah, yeah.

I guess I won't stay on too much longer because you got probably other people, but how?

How did you like me cooking that black guy?

I didn't know that about you.

I didn't know that that I mean, I, I remember you mentioning it, but I didn't know that side of you.

So you're you're an act.

You're a white bull.

That must be kind of you're like a.

Yeah.

You're like a bull diversity hire.

Yeah.

And and you don't.

A lot of.

And that I I guess this is a stupid question but like you don't nothing weird that there's just like some dude sitting in a chair and you just fuck his girl.

I have a sex addiction so I just need to get like I need to fuck constantly and so like I like not having to lie to women and just get it out of my fucking system because I don't want to waste my time on dinner or like doing that shit.

And you know, you always hear people me like yo, I fucked your wife.

I bet you they fucking could not stomach it.

Fucking because it's it's not easy.

Yeah, you got to like perform.

Different drugs.

Yeah, I bet.

And they're probably not, are they?

What's like the average rating of these women who want them in?

Front of their husbands.

I mean, how fucking like bad my sex addiction addiction's going like I'll just throw it to you sometimes some fives or shit, but like, yeah, that's that's if I'm really bad.

I haven't been like that in a while.

If your dad bad, you'll go fuck yourself.

Yeah, usually I got one.

That one I'm going to try to bang with my wife.

I got another one going.

That's a single chick that will probably bang around with my wife when she gets back.

And so your wife's like in on this whole thing.

She's just like she understands your addiction.

You guys.

Are just swingers.

Like one of the first conversations we had, like when she first got to know me was I was telling her about my Subs that I had.

And I guess she really liked that because she was, I guess that turned her on.

And I mean, she's fucking beautiful too.

I'm fucking so lucky I have a 25 year old wife that's a fucking smoking Hot 100, green hair, blonde hair.

Yeah, and understanding of all this stuff.

She, yeah, she's very understanding.

Crazy, man.

That's, I mean, I guess like addictions come in all, all shapes and sizes, I suppose.

Does she have, do you ever like bring some chick?

She's like, she's like, oh God, like this chick's gross.

My my wife hates that I'm a little bit of a chubby cheese or sometimes so I I like some plus size girls.

Yeah.

But usually I don't.

I don't do that to her.

So I'm going to do that.

I'll go out.

And does she ever find chicks for you?

Like is she ever out there scouting too?

No, I'm not going to fucking make you do that.

Unless we went to like a party and then like it was.

Do you?

Do like swingers clubs and stuff.

Yeah, we've done a few swingers clubs.

I think I told you in the fucking in the chat that I started to tell you about.

We were a couple swapping with the guy that was special forces and he was in involved in Panama.

Oh yeah, yeah.

Yeah, called.

Like the Contras?

He met the.

Theater.

And I think he's kind of gone Mia recently and I think because he does a lot of work in South America and I saw some of the stuff in South America, but he was showing me pictures.

Actually, I made it a little awkward.

You had that alt history guy, right?

You had him on your show and he was talking about that flight that was involved in the Iran Contras that went down in Canada.

Yeah, I tried to ask him about that.

If he was.

I was a little drunk.

He was showing me like pictures of but he didn't take it too personally.

Oh, crazy, crazy life, man.

All right.

Got to let you go.

But thanks.

Good talking to you.

All right, Weird stuff.

Weird wild stuff, Pablo.

Hello.

Yeah, what's up, buddy?

Doing good, Danny, doing good.

It's a day off, a great day.

Great to hear from everybody who's a scrope.

Yeah, what's a day off look like for you?

Well, you know, I got a hammer's disc in my back, so it's not.

Going great.

Oh, that sucks.

Yeah, yeah.

But no worries.

Man back shit is like, man back problems are the worst because you're like, you can't even find the spot.

That's like bugging you.

You know what I mean?

Like it's not like you're like, oh, I can just like massage it.

You're like, it's like one of those things you can never actually like find the spot.

Yeah, and it's worse because it's pinching a nerve.

So I if I lay down, I feel great.

The second I stand up, it's immediately pressure and I immediately feel like I'm just going to fall to the ground.

Oh.

God, so are you just laying in bed right now?

Basically I'm talking to Chad GBT about what's due to my race car, you know, passing the time.

Yeah, All right, cool.

So what's up, Pablo?

Well.

You know you.

You brought up the Trump is approved attacks on cartel members in Mexico, and as a member of the lab community, I felt that it is appropriate for me to weigh in on this.

Yeah, let's.

Hear it and you know it is straight.

It is strange.

I'm conflicted about this because it's 1.

I feel more American than Mexican even though I do like Mexico.

I don't like the idea of him basically starting a war without congressional or citizens approval.

Just kind of said fuck it, we're doing it, but I'm OK with it because the cartels are assholes and not sort of like, oh, this dude's an asshole, they're murderers, rapists, you know, they're really bad people.

But I'm OK on that, on that half also.

Yeah, I mean, I just was reading like literally right before this that some town in Mexico where they actually don't even have a cartel problem and six heads were found in a blanket.

So.

But again, as long as they keep that, you know, obviously in Mexico, as long as that doesn't come over the border at some point, you're like, well, that's not our problem.

It's unfortunate that that's on the doorstep of America, but it's not in America.

But then I do agree that like, you know, a lot of, I'm sure a lot of the but you know what, I actually, as I'm saying this, I was so stupid because the war on drugs is such an abject failure.

And if you think you're like, oh, we're just going to like eliminate the cartels and they'll be no more drugs.

It's never going to happen.

They will.

The supply will always meet demand.

The demand is incredibly high in this country, and the supply will make it here regardless of of what they do to the cartels.

Like you want to move?

Yeah, like that.

Like as I'm saying this, I'm like, that's not going to do shit.

Right.

I mean, it might, it might be like temporary, right?

Like you might have five years where like, hey, drugs, you know, drugs are, are more expensive.

There's less of it.

But very quickly right after that, you go, all right, now instead of from Mexico, they're coming from Canada.

You don't know why.

Yeah.

So you don't know why?

Or, or they'll come not from Mexico.

I mean, maybe they'll come by boat or something.

Like they'll get, they will figure out it is, you know, the ultimate cat and mouse game.

They'll figure out a way like even Australia landlocked, you know, completely not landlocked, sorry.

It's surrounded by water.

Drugs still making in Australia, drugs still making in Australia.

It's the farthest fucking place on Earth.

And now yes, prices are crazy for drugs there, but they still make it there.

So you got to figure like him attacking the cartels.

But I guess it's just from the America first.

There is an America First element to it.

But then there's also like, you know, now you're sending troops and they are talking about literally like sending troops into Mexico from the sounds of.

It right, and as well as things where I feel like Trump thinks it would be a fairly easy, which I mean, technically speaking would be easy.

The you know, the American military, large military on Earth, second to none except themselves, right?

Like, you know, the second biggest military is the military.

I mean, but also the cartels have a lot of money and they have way more weaponry than most people think of.

Like, I mean, cartels have taken down armored helicopters before.

All it takes is one that we have a Black Hawk Down situation.

The last thing I last thing I want is for American soldiers being held hostage in Mexico and to see what kind of tall buyer some could rain down.

Yeah, that would be a disaster.

I mean, that's the thing.

It's like, it's not like the like the Mexican military.

It's not like it's a small military and they have problems with the cartels.

It's not like they can just fucking stump them out easily.

Yeah, And it's it really is just that, like, my fear is if there's one helicopter that goes down, you have American soldiers that are now being held hostage by the cartels.

I'm not sure that Trump would hold back and not just send in the entire military.

Yeah, just like, listen, we're going to burn.

We're going to just get a carpet bomb Mexico now because they're not getting the the hostages.

You go all right.

Well, this, this isn't what I wanted.

So what you're saying is go long avocado futures?

No.

So I mean, there's also that everybody talks about avocados and there was a couple stories about how the cartels in order to make more money, they realized that avocados were more profitable than than we and then weeding cocaine, I I believe.

But you know, Mexicans are hearty people.

And in order to get back against the cartel members that would just show up to avocado avocado farms and go like, hey, dude, you, you know, you pay tax now.

And the avocado farmer's like, fuck you, I don't pay taxes.

And they go, well, we're going to kill your families.

You don't pay taxes.

And the dude just goes, all right, I'll just burn the whole field down.

And they would just burn their entire off the side of the fields.

So you know there is this is.

In line with my avocado.

The future.

Play.

Listen man, avocados might get expensive.

I don't know.

I don't know if you can.

Buy sounds like the price is going up.

I don't know.

I don't know if there even is such a thing as avocado futures, but I don't know if that exists.

But yeah, no, I mean, I mean, dude, if there, if this shit started going down, man, fucking Mexican sentiment in this country would not be, it would probably not be great to be or I don't know how good it is now, but it would definitely not be great to be a Mexican in America if they're like fucking cartels are killing American soldiers.

Yeah, yeah.

Wouldn't it be great, Which is why, you know, that's what I'm saying.

But I'm very conflicted inflicted on it because the, you know, the court, the Qatar, the cartel members are.

Genuinely.

Evil people who regularly kill, murder, rape and.

Torture.

People on the daily basis.

Yeah, I know.

On a daily basis.

And it's, you know, there was a, there was a quite a few documentaries on cartels, you know, just four or five years ago.

And then just people kind of got bored of it.

They're like, all right, we get it, cartels are bad and let's move on.

And like, yeah, you move on.

They don't.

They keep doing that shit every day like you.

You can move on you.

Can get bored of it, but this is still happening to a lot of Mexicans and you know, just you guys thought, you know, not talking about it doesn't make it go away, no.

No.

And at the end of the day, it's just like, yeah, their whole business is just drugs.

I mean, the obvious, the easiest solution, this would never happen, would just be legalized drugs.

But they would never do that.

No, no, they you know this is a.

Sounds like they're they're descheduling weed though.

But I don't think weed is a big profit Center for the cartels anymore.

It's all just like fentanyl and coke.

And apparently they make tons of money on gasoline.

Gasoline like a illegal gasoline is.

I didn't realize it's like billions of dollars a year.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, because you can steal gasoline anywhere and gasoline is not illegal.

So you know they I don't.

Know how?

They get it.

It's it's just.

They steal it.

Well, they steal it, Yeah.

It's literally, it would be like a scene at a Breaking Bad.

Like they just steal from tankers or they'll steal directly from the men from the refineries.

Yeah, like straight from the refineries.

That's fucking crazy, man.

Yeah.

That's that's all I really had to say about it.

Like I said, I don't.

I don't, I'm not 100% sure how to feel on that.

Yeah, I don't.

I.

Don't know, but it sounds, it does sound like it's actually happening like somewhat imminently.

Like the, the like, the way the, what I was reading is like there was 3 unnamed military personnel.

And again, these things do change, but it sounds like their, their plan is like to go in, especially after designating them terrorist organizations.

Like they have the, they have the ability to do so.

And I don't know what the whole congressional element of it is, but Congress is also supposed to vote on any tariffs, and he kind of figured out a way to bypass that, so.

Yeah.

Yeah, so we'll see.

All right, Pablo, good talking to you, man.

Have a good one, Pablo.

Everybody all right?

Six more calls here.

We got 40 more minutes.

Phone lines are open.

Probably got room for a few more callers.

If you want to get in, get in the queue and we are going to, I don't know where.

God damn it people unmute your shit.

Oh I missed the Super chat from Pablo I think asking Aaron about big booty Latinas.

I can speak for her and he likes the big booty Latinas.

Hello you're on low value mail.

You know what I mean?

Yes, I'm talking to you.

Who am I speaking with?

Oh.

Dear Lord, they said.

My name was Aaron.

My name.

No, your your name is not Aaron.

But I was talking, I was talking about the mayor from earlier, Jim.

Bob Oh yeah.

Is that is that is that I like that name, Jim Bob.

What's up, Jim Bob?

Technically like, you know.

James, Robert But.

Whatever.

Yeah, Jim Bob, Jim Bob.

Jim Bob is way better than James Robert.

Yeah, it sounds like you say like James Roberts and you sound like it's some sort of like, but that English.

Dude.

Talking about like Israel and whatnot.

How pretentious.

Have you ever been bad man?

I've been able.

Where all right.

Have you Jim Bob?

Oh, how you doing?

There, I'm doing good, man.

Yeah, but I was looking at some poll by a guy named Ryan or Ryan Long.

Yes, Sir.

And or Jews, right, He said.

Like.

Am I white?

Well, I thought he was talking about you.

He was talking about me.

And so I.

I was just saying like I looked at you a couple times.

I've seen a couple of your videos.

I'm I'm pretty tan, right?

Now 95% certain you are Iranian.

I'm Iranian.

I don't think I have a drop of Iranian blood in me.

Yeah, and you said something about being more than the caucus mountains or something like that.

My.

My family, yeah, my family is from the literally like the Caucus Mount Mountain range.

Well, the Iranians like controlled that at one point.

So that's.

True, I'm.

Saying I think you're an Iranian.

Interesting.

I mean.

You know.

What When I get a tan?

I will say that when I get a tan, I do look a little Iranian maybe.

Maybe I'm getting like a fucking 23 in me that I didn't know existed right now.

And you got that?

Beer, too.

You're growing.

Yeah.

Well, I've always had.

That there's something going on there.

Yeah, maybe they got a little Persian in me.

That lower like last night or what?

Jim Bob Yeah.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I mean, definitely it is.

This is one of my favorite discourses of our Jews.

White.

I think it came 'cause we, we posted that sketch today and then Leather Apron Club commented on it being like a him.

I don't think you're all white.

Something to that effect, you know, in response to me.

And again, it's funny just cause like this is a comedy sketch.

But The funny thing is, is like I saw, I've actually, yeah, but I've wanted to actually like do this in like stand up.

But I feel like this discourse is so on online that if I even start going on stage being like, yeah, people don't think I'm white.

People like, and I'm in like a comedy club in New York City, people are going to be like, what the fuck are you talking about?

Like, I don't know if your average person knows the discourse of like, are Jews actually white?

Like I think that's like so online that if I were to start talking about this, people would be like, what are you even talking about?

Well, two things.

One, yeah, they probably wouldn't because the online world is crazy shit.

No one pays attention to it besides like 5% of just the wackos that might just drive themselves nuts.

I don't know 100% of my audience.

Yeah.

Well, there you are.

Yeah.

I heard somebody, Pablo, and you have that autistic guy who likes to have sex with everything that moves.

So you know, that's not.

But yeah, the other thing is like Jews are kind of white.

I don't.

You go through.

History and actually the tribe of Dam apparently settled pretty much.

Like, I mean, well, a lot of Jews are white, but like, you know, it's like, are, are Christians white?

Well, that's all I'm saying.

Because Jews then they're a little weird because they associate that with genetics.

You can't be a Jew unless your mother was a Jew.

Yeah, yeah, well, that's just because we're a very exclusive club.

It's just a very exclusive.

Club, that's all.

That's all that is.

Yeah, I'm trying to join man because I I want a new mortgage.

Rate of 0%.

That is also one of my favorite things.

Get in that club.

Dear, that is one of my favorite things is that when people online are like, do you know Jews can get 0% loans?

And I'm like, and look at me with a fucking sucker.

Every Jew is like, what are you talking about?

There's no 0% loans.

There are like similar to the Islamic thing, like because Muslims have, you know, there's like Muslim mortgages and there's like kosher mortgages where essentially they just, it's literally like a total religious loophole where they go, it's like, wink, is this is 0%.

And then the way they amortize it is you go, yeah, you paid 6% interest a year on your mortgage.

Oh yeah?

Well, you do the same thing with Mob Man.

You borrow money from them.

They're like, yeah, no big, no big deal.

It's easy.

Yeah, well, the mob you're.

Paying like.

That was the vig.

Yeah, you're paying heavy vig with the.

Vig.

Yeah, yeah.

But like people all the time, like in my comments be like, yeah, these fucking I wish I was Jewish.

I didn't have to pay these loans.

And you're like, you think I pay 0% loans?

You think I have?

I mean, literally if you have a 0% loan, it's quite literally an infinite money glitch.

If you could get a loan for 0.

Percent, yeah.

But if you're not also paying the loans, then you're just, well, there's other favors you got to do.

Sure, sure.

There are there, there is this like Jewish organization in New York that when someone brought it up or when I, I somehow found it and they do give 0% loans.

It's they're like a Jewish essentially a charity.

And the crazy thing is you don't even have to be Jewish to get a loan.

They're just a Jewish organization.

And I go, that's the least Jewish should have ever heard of in my life.

It's a Jewish organization gives out 0% loans.

You don't even need to be Jewish to get it.

Can you believe that?

You, Bob.

Send me their information.

Yeah.

It's called, it's called, I'll tell you right now, Jewish.

You Google it, Jewish interest free, free loan.

And I think they have them everywhere, but there's one, there's one in New York, Jewish Free Loan Association.

It's a nonprofit organization offering zero interest, 0 fee loans to individuals, family, students, small business.

And if you look at the fucking front page, it's like there's a Hispanic woman, there's a couple black people.

It's like the old Hispanic guy, regular whites.

It's they're, they're they're just giving out money.

Yeah, it's wild.

Anyway, Jim Bob.

Wait.

That's what that's news to me, Jim Bob.

I got to let you go though.

Good talking to you, man.

Jim Bob.

Everybody all right?

This is a very foreign number.

I don't know what the fuck this is.

Stay on the line.

I'll get you.

Actually, I'm going to close the phone lines because I don't think we have room for any more calls.

Hello.

You're on Low Valley Mail.

Where the hell are you calling from?

Hello.

Hey.

What's up?

Hey, how's it going, man?

My name is James.

What's up?

How's it going, man?

Yeah, man, I live over in the UK right now.

Oh.

OK.

Nice an.

American in the.

UK, yeah.

How's that?

All right.

Yeah, OK.

Why?

Do you mind if I ask why you live there?

Oh, marriage.

Marriage.

OK, so you got married.

Where are you from originally in the States?

What state?

Georgia.

So you're from Georgia and you moved to London or just somewhere else in the UK?

Yeah, yeah, London I.

London, London London's actually a sick city.

I live like in a nice area.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, London is actually a pretty cool city.

I, I, I had been there once like 20 years ago, and then we went there a couple of years ago for a comedy and I was like, Oh yeah, I forgot how awesome London is.

Wouldn't want to live there, but nice city, nice city.

So what's up, man?

I was going to see if you've seen stuff going on over here, man, it's crazy.

What's going on over there?

Would be.

I have seen, I saw the.

Slabs and stuff.

Those slabs.

The slags.

Oh the slags.

Well I saw that thing where a bunch of UK they did like auk cat call like the police did a cat calling sting.

Is that a big story over there?

Where these two?

It was, I mean it, you know, it was kind of a, it was just one of those funny headlines, really.

Yeah, 'cause it was like one of those things where like these two cops, female cops who were sixes maybe, went for a jog and then they were getting honked at and then they fucking arrest these guys, I guess.

Those are London nines baby.

London, it wasn't for the teeth.

Yeah, no, I mean, I don't.

We got a lot of the news in the UK about like, what are you guys?

No, that was Australia with the machetes.

I mean, I know we all know about all the fucking free speech stuff over there, or lack thereof.

But for the most part, no, I don't.

I don't follow too much too much UK.

I mean, it's just now the big thing as we're talking about, like people are putting up their English flag and then people are freaking out calling it racist and stuff.

Oh, really?

And so.

Yeah.

That's like, dude, honestly, I mean, Ryan was saying it, but it's so true.

It's like everywhere is like fucking five years behind America.

Like that's the same thing that was going on in Canada where you're like, Canada was, you couldn't fly a Canadian flag.

Everybody was like ashamed of it.

And then Trump's like, I'm going to fucking invade Canada and all of a sudden everybody's like, oh, you know what?

This Canadian flag is not so bad after all.

Yeah, I know, man.

So the same way my Confederate flag, it's it's cool.

Yeah.

Hey, I don't know, I mean fucking producer for the boys cast is, is literally southern royalty.

Yeah.

Wasn't there something in UK school where it was like some girl wore like a like a auk like flag like clothing and she got like sent home like they they said it was like problematic or something?

Yeah, I mean, they, yeah, that happened.

They just, I mean, it's a story every week.

I mean, and then it's just littered with constant things about migrant scraping people.

So, and is it, is it like, is it really like, is it really like an issue where kind of everybody like like, you know, in private talks about this stuff?

I don't really talk to a lot of people.

I don't really have a lot of people I know here.

I'm.

Just.

Kind of, yeah.

But but yeah, I mean, I get the sense that, like, people are getting pretty upset up with it, even like, and the people are pretty liberal for the most part, you know, here.

So when they start flipping, you know, like, what's going on?

What are we doing?

But they just keep making the worst decisions in the world.

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, that's the problem is there.

Sometimes there's so hard to correct these things when you do them for so fucking long.

I mean, obviously the mass immigration stuff, like it seems like America and maybe some like, you know, Eastern European countries are the only ones who are like, yeah, we're not doing this anymore.

Everyone else is like, yeah, we're just fucking onward and upward.

Let's just keep going with this until country is unrecognizable.

I just don't understand what the benefit of it is.

Is it really just short term game?

It's, it's, I mean, my theory is, is that, you know, the economy is just, it's this Ponzi scheme and you just need more people.

And I imagine the birth rates aren't very high in the UKI don't know if they're above.

Do you know if they're above replacement in in the UK?

Certain communities, certain communities, certain communities.

I think I saw like 1.

I think I saw like 1.5.

1.

.5 or 1.4?

1.44 is the birth rate in England and Wales.

2.1 is replacement.

So basically, if you want to keep this fucking economy going, you just need more fucking people, because people are just and.

I the migrants, The migrants.

The migrants are out there trying, you know well.

That's what I'm saying.

They're the only ones doing it.

They're the only ones who are like, yeah, we'll have fucking six kids, Sure, that's what we do.

We won't.

We won't worry about a thing like consent.

Yeah, but well, I mean, even not even that.

Even if it's their wives, they're just like, yeah, they have tons of kids.

And then white people are like just complaining where they're like, yeah, we're getting replaced.

And they're like, yeah, you are kind of getting replaced and you're doing nothing to fix that.

Like nothing to help it.

It's like the problem is it's just like whites, just like generally do not want to go have fucking six kids unless.

They're so like they're heating up on.

It does feel like things are heating up on that front in terms of, you know, people's feelings about things.

Yeah, it's one of those things like I do kind of, you know, you see like the boiling frog meme and it kind of is that, but I honestly feel like the frog's actually been boiled like on.

This.

It's, it's not even like you're like, oh, it's boiling.

You're like, I, I honestly feel like we're too far gone on this thing because it's, you know, like you look at the like this birth rate chart from the UK and it's been bad for 40 years.

Like in the UK, like the, the, you know, it's, it's not like super recent like it's, it's, it's been trending in the wrong direction for wait.

Like they, they need to do something about this shit literally 25 years ago, which is, you know, and in full generation, like I guess they could figure out something now.

But even even if they today were like, hey, we're going to give you $10,000 for every kid you have really incentivize people like $10,000 a year.

Maybe you don't even see the rewards of it for 20 years.

Like in terms of like the workforce and all that shit, you're like, it's too late.

It's way too late.

The only solution is just like import people from just shadier countries.

Just that's the strategy forever.

Good looking out.

Yeah, All right.

I got to let you go, man.

I got a lot of calls but good talking to you man.

All right.

Cheers, man.

Have a good night.

Take care.

All right, All right, we got five more callers.

Perfect amount to get me to

9:00.

All right, let's take some of these wireless callers.

Hello, you're on.

What's up, man?

What's up man?

Who am I speaking with?

How's it going?

It's Rob calling.

I got a little ball and chain problem.

Oh, oh, let's hear it.

Oh, so senior year of college here, undergrad, we got this girl.

She says she loves me.

I don't want a girlfriend though, That's like she's done nothing wrong.

But I'm trying to bag some scuzz.

Sure, sure.

How old are you?

You're in senior year.

Yeah, 22.

OK, yeah, you don't.

I I mean when you're 22, especially right now, if you're 22, any girlfriend you have is I'd say 95% chance you're not going to marry her.

I guess, I mean, it's not quite like New York City, but.

Yeah.

It just doesn't.

I mean, unless you, I guess maybe like small town, it's way different.

But I know very few people who are married.

I know three people I think who are married to the person that they were with when they were 22.

It's pretty.

Rare.

All righty.

Yeah, but so anyways, so this girl's like, wants to be a thing and you just want to smash.

No, I just want to like, smash other chicks.

Sure.

Well, you just got to that's I mean, I think you have your own answer here, man.

It's like being I being tied down when you're 22.

It's not great.

It's not great.

Bueno.

Yeah, it's not not not super, super great.

How long have you been dating her for?

I don't know, like 5 months but she's like crazy head over heels.

Like she's like, she's like obsessed with me.

It's bad.

That's not.

Great.

That's that's that's, yeah.

I mean, it's it sounds like you're trying to avoid some tears, which.

Yeah, I just don't think I'm going to.

You're not going.

To by the way, this girl's mom also hates me.

This girl's mom so hates me.

Well, that's for good reason.

Yeah, that'll be Why does she hate?

What's the reason?

Why does she hate you?

Well, I know, you know, I was just, I was doing my thing and my girlfriend's friend, my girlfriend got really mad at me because her friend was hitting on me.

And but yeah, but she's crazy.

She's a Lego that's.

Not great.

But the ball and chain does not get happy.

Yeah.

I mean, it doesn't sound like you're loving this situation.

So I mean, it seems like pretty easy decision minus the difficult conversation and all the tears that you're going to have to deal with.

Yeah, but free auto blows pretty goaded.

Yeah.

I mean I mean sure she does the I assume you're saying she's the auto blow?

No, I had that.

Oh oh oh, you have an auto blow.

No, no, she is the auto boy.

She's the auto boy.

Yeah, Yeah.

I mean, those are dangerous, man.

I I've been in situations like that where chicks are like, they know what it what how to keep you.

And they kind of, they go to the well on that a lot.

And you go, man, this is pretty good.

And then.

But trust me, even eventually you're going to be like everything else kind of makes this suck.

You go, this is not going to make up.

For it.

Make up for it.

Yeah, Who am I?

Who am I drafting in my fantasy league this year?

14 team, I draft 14.

It's a super flex, yeah.

I I don't follow.

Quarterback.

I don't follow football closely enough.

And even with fantasy football is like, even with fantasy football is, I don't know, a running back.

I guess you want a running back.

I don't know.

I, I, I don't know fantasy football cause 'cause it's like with the what's that?

Oh, it has to be a quarterback.

It's.

No it's 2 but like it's a 2QB.

No it can be your linebacker receiver but like quarterbacks viable early because it's A2 quarterback league with 14 teams.

Honestly, I don't.

Know is Josh Allen available at 14?

Maybe he might.

Be OK.

Probably not.

Yeah.

Alrighty, Dan.

Not not my wheel.

All righty.

You like this, you like it.

I'm going to go with everyone's not liking this Cracker Barrel stuff.

I guess I don't know, seems like fucking Much Ado about nothing.

Who cares?

Yeah, I agree.

It is.

It is one of those weird things going, I don't get why people care, but people care.

All right, I gotta let you go, man.

Thanks, dude.

OK, let's take four more calls and then I am out of here on a very special Thursday night.

Low value mail.

We'll be back Monday night, 7:00 PM with Howard Bloom.

Look him up.

Really cool, dude.

Hello.

Danny.

Hey, who am I speaking with?

It's Randy.

We talked a couple weeks ago about stabbing in Traverse City.

Oh yeah?

What's up, dude?

How's it going?

How's it going?

I'm well.

I'm well things.

Are good, yeah.

So am I.

Wait, so I got a few things wrong.

I mean, I, I, I, I looked it up, I was like, there's 18,000 people in Traverse City.

I think that's just like downtown Traverse City.

There's definitely.

Yeah, like the core.

Michigan.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Didn't you say it was like 1,000,000?

Yeah, I no, I said 100,000.

Oh 100,000.

I think I don't.

Know I thought you said it was like 1,000,000.

I'm like, dude, I'm, I don't know.

I don't know numbers.

We we got to them and at the end, I don't know, numbers, not a number.

We, we, yeah, we figured that one out, that's for sure.

But yeah.

No, I mean, oh, here we go.

So the Traverse City Metro, here we go.

The Traverse City metropolitan area, which includes surrounding counties like Benzi, Grand Traverse, Kalkaska and Lilanu, which sounds like Hawaiian, had a population of 153,448.

So yeah, there you go, 153,448 for the entire metropolitan.

Yeah.

And then in the summer it's it's a tourist town.

So in the summer it it double.

S it double S Yeah, OK, still far off from a million.

But.

Who will allow it?

Yeah, Yeah.

I'm not good at numbers.

That's.

Fine, that's fine.

What do you want to talk about?

But.

So.

I I had, I wanted to ask you about Andrew Callahan, what you thought about him recently, if you.

I mean, I like the the Hunter Biden interview I thought was awesome.

I really.

Can't you liked it?

I came away from that being like, man, I like Hunter Biden now.

Well, OK, so I'll be honest, I've always, I've always 100% always been like Hunter Biden is like.

A bro.

You know what I mean?

Like I would, I would hang out like but but I I mean like.

How?

How could?

You not your dad's like VP and then he's the president.

Like how could you not take full advantage of that?

You know what I mean?

Yeah, for sure.

I mean.

He.

Said it well.

Where he's like, what?

What world do you think?

Where I'm like, I'm not going to benefit from my dad being the president.

It's like, it's not even up to me.

Like which?

Yeah, I'll be honest, I didn't watch the whole, I didn't watch the interview.

I I listened to like some of it and then I was like, yeah, you.

Know what I mean?

But.

Yeah, yeah.

But then the fact that like right away he could be like, well, what do you think about this?

It was like pretty nuts.

I think Breaking Points was like I guess.

He's living with them or something.

Who's?

Who and Callahan's living with with Hunter Biden.

Yeah, well, Hunter Biden's living with Andrew Callahan, or.

Something like that.

Yeah, that.

I mean, probably, I think this fucking has a lake house and sounds like Hunter Biden's on a permanent vacation and Andrew Callahan just came to him.

Yeah.

Personally, Well, I mean, but do you think, do you think that Hunter Biden's going to like try to run for some sort of outfit or something?

No, no.

No, there's not enough money.

There's not enough money in it, Yeah.

Yeah, no, I mean, he's already got his as as South Park would say, he's already got his nut.

I I mean, I don't know how much money.

I mean, he has so many legal problems where it sounds like like he was talking about how he got this like cease and desist from Melania Trump for saying that he was that Jeffrey Epstein basically, what should we call her?

Like introduced Melania to Donald Trump.

And then he got like a basically they're threatening him with a billion dollar lawsuit.

And the way he was talking about the cost of defending himself, he's like not going to be cheap and he's not particularly pumped about it.

Like, like, it doesn't sound like he's just like this is nothing.

Like he's like, this is going to be a fucking $1,000,000 that I don't have.

Yeah, well, I thought they dropped that because it's it's kind of hard to prove that it's not true, right?

Well, it's also written about and he's just like it's written about in like the New York Times or Wall Street Journal.

And he's like, I was just referencing this article.

So it's totally like there's nothing to sue me over.

But to go defend yourself just in America, just like, yeah, just cost $1,000,000.

You go, you'll you'll be exonerated or you'll win.

But you're like 1,000,000 bucks in the hole doing so.

So all right, I got to let you go.

I got to take a few more calls.

But good talking to Randy.

Randy, everybody here we go.

Stay online, everybody and the phone lines are closed.

Don't call in anymore.

We're going all the way down to Dallas, TX if we can.

Chris, what is happening?

Good evening, Am I on low value mail with Danny?

Polishchuk.

You.

Are am I talking?

To well, how about?

This how you doing buddy?

Get out of town, Charlie Brown.

I'm doing all right.

How are you bro?

I'm good.

It's good to hear from you.

Thanks man.

Yeah, I I've lost all my swagger, dude.

Why did you lose all your swagger?

Because I got off heroin.

Let's go.

No, I mean, it's like a bad thing, dude.

Like I'm a fucking loser now.

Wait, you thought you were some fucking sick dude on heroin and.

I mean, I have like no confidence now and my life is lame and boring and it's like, what do I even call in about if I'm not getting chased around by blacks anymore?

That's that's.

Fine, don't worry about it.

It's you don't need to be getting chased around by blacks and getting stabbed and shit.

I'm telling you, that's not what makes life exciting.

It's just blacks.

Chasing you around.

You can.

Have you, have you tried, tried to pick up some hobbies maybe?

I mean, like I've, I've been golfing a little bit.

Let's go like fucking around with the racing simulator.

So that's good.

Like do you do you know, like those scenes like in Breaking Bad when like Jesse is like going to like a go karting place and shit, just like trying to stimulate himself?

Yeah, you're kind of doing that.

You're they're trying to find out like, are you chasing like adrenaline kind of stuff?

Not necessarily adrenaline, just like something dude.

Or just like, are you trying to like distract yourself?

Like, is that what it is?

You know, so yeah, pretty much like, like just nothing's as good as dope.

I am sure I you know what.

I'll, I'll, I'll.

Concede that one to you.

I'm sure nothing's is nothing.

Golf around with the boys probably is not as good as heroin, but yeah.

And it might.

It might be more.

Expensive than heroin?

Golfing.

Yeah, no kidding.

Yeah, but so how long have you been off heroin for?

What are we?

What are we?

Working about right now, you'd be told on average I'm probably really doing it like once and a half a week, which is down like 90% from where it was the last time we were calling.

So it's not like I've had a perfect streak since my last call in.

But yeah, you've cut more.

So you.

Cut back a lot.

But you're not, you're not totally, you're not totally shaking it.

Now, do you have a like any sort of like crystallized plan for like getting to 0?

Because I imagine the problem with being an occasional heroin user is it's very easy to become a regular heroin user, especially with your history.

So I kind of did, and it was interesting in that it was a product called like 7 Metrajnine, yeah.

You were talking about this and last time we spoke.

Yeah, RFK like put out like a statement where he was going to recommend that the DEA schedule it as a like a schedule 1 substance.

And so it's on the chopping block.

Florida banned it statewide like 3 days ago.

It it has an expiration date, surely, but it's available in like, I'm not trying to like encourage your listeners or what have you.

I love my scrotes out there.

If you want to get high, it's available to any smoke shop near you.

This is like a little like super kratom kind of thing.

It's 13 times more stronger than morphine and it's available at like all smoke shops.

It's not kratom.

It's like a metabolite of kratom, but it's like saying like, you know, is tequila beer?

I mean, it's just they're two separate products.

And I like like I've sort of been psychologically tricking myself by saying like because it's not exactly cheap.

Like it's much cheaper than like, you know, like fent or like no whatever like and so like if I spend my money on this, like it'll last me longer and I I don't even get high anymore anyways.

Like, so it's just like maintenance, you know, like staving off withdrawals.

And I, I've been fucking around with that.

And so that's been like a step down for sure.

And that's really enabled me to sort of transition away from scoring dope in black areas of the inner city.

Sure.

And now what happens if that goes away?

Well, it's going to and I mean, I think on our most recent call, like I had like a really bad stretch of like just being like victimized and stuff by blacks once more.

And I basically told you like I dude, I've had it and that mentality didn't go anywhere.

I'm still right exactly where I was, where it's just, I've had it like it's just so I'm pretty confident that like, I mean, when I said my usage is down like 90%, that's not an exaggeration.

In fact, I did the arithmetic because I was leading up to this call and it's just about true.

And just, in fact, the last time I scored, I ran into that same guy who a year and a half ago, I was telling you, told me that if you ever saw me again, he was going to kill me.

And I saw him.

I saw the back of his head, so he didn't see me.

But I sprinted to my car like a bitch.

And yeah, it was crazy.

But it's just another reminder to add that shit out.

So I mean, yeah, you.

Got to get it down to you.

Got to get it down to zero, though.

That's The thing is like, I just, I can't see a scenario where you're just going to be a casual heroin user.

Yeah, no, I'm done with it.

I mean, I, I, I've honestly, I like, I've substituted it with just like just losing myself in work and just some of these hobbies previously mentioned.

And so I'm honestly I'm doing pretty OK right now.

Like for instance, like the like there's no more withdrawal symptoms.

I mean, like, you know, I, I, I even started seeing like a, like a therapist and like, he agreed, like it wouldn't even make sense to go to rehab right now.

I'm using so sparingly.

And so, yeah, I think things are looking much better.

Things are looking up, that's for sure.

That's good.

That's good.

But yeah, I, I mean, I still feel like, is he trying to be like, yo, you got to get this down to zero though?

Like is that his advice or what's he saying?

Jude, it's kind of funny.

I told him.

I was like, the only thought that kept me going, like up until now is that, you know, it's almost like I was using from the time I was on spring break when I was 17 years old until the time I was like 28.

The only thought that kept me going was like, I feel like I'm just retarded enough to think I can still turn things around.

And he's like, yeah, I don't think you can.

What?

He's just like, yeah, 'cause he wants.

To keep you as a fucking client for life, that's why.

He's like a fucking.

Chiropractor, this dude, he just wants us to send you.

Home Jewish trickery or what have you yeah and I was like dude, there's no way you just said that.

But the competitive side of me is sort of kicked in and where it's like no, I am going to turn it around so yeah, but yeah, things are looking up.

I just as I was, as I had this call on speaker, I saw the most recent New York Post article that had a certainly you're familiar with like these famous euphemisms from the New York Post.

Oh yeah, the puns, man.

Yeah, so this most well just like these euphemisms for like teens, right?

Yeah, this most recent one I saw said eint sized perps.

Yeah, like related to like a 12 year old.

And I guess I was just wondering if you have like a historical favorite euphemism from A?

No, I 100% it's, I mean, we've talked about it before, but it's no, it's whenever anything is comedy related and it's no laughing matter every single time.

OK, It's always no laughing.

Matter.

We're not on the same page.

Exactly.

What I meant to say is that the New York Post famously, instead of saying black people would be euphemism.

They kind of.

Don't say these lunchtime rowdies so.

I don't I don't have any specifics I can think of for that.

OK I saw pint sized perps earlier and I was laughing my ass.

Off pint sized perps is good.

Yeah, I I mean I was accosted by some pint sized perps on the train a couple weeks ago.

Is that right?

Yeah, yeah.

Similar.

Or as I like to call them, Y NS.

Bluetooth users.

Oh, OK, yeah.

I'm a.

Little.

Less diplomatic than Bluetooth users.

Anyways, I got to let you go just because I have a Hard Out Here because I got to show, but I got to take these last calls.

But good talking to you man.

I'll talk to you soon.

Take it easy man.

Chris from Dallas.

OK, Three quick calls, 2 minutes each, unfortunately.

I'm sorry.

I know you've waited.

Hello.

Hey, Danny, it's Tony.

What's up, Tony?

How's it going, man?

Sorry, it's got to be quick.

Just because I show that I'm going to miss if I don't get out of here.

Yeah, no problem man.

Someday they don't have much to talk about, but I did have a lot to talk about.

But all good.

I'll be quick.

I'll be right to the point my thought on calling in.

Are you able to pull up Instagram at all and like look through it during a call?

I mean not I can't put it on the screen, I can look at it on my phone.

Yeah, just as long as you're personally looking at it.

So, OK, I just thought one thing that I've talked to you about on here and has been discussed is, man, you know, Danny, you're cool, but how is no one, you know, seeing this show and just how many followers you got on Instagram?

You got a good number, you got 230I.

Think yeah, yeah.

I post it all the time.

Yeah, that's solid.

But OK, so I saw someone who just has more followers than you, and then you got to think, you know, just thinking on the same side, like how does this person have so many followers?

So, OK, there's one account.

It's called Stocked by the Feds Stalk.

You ever heard of it or anything?

Stalked by the Fed is Lisa.

All one word.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's a girl.

Yeah, I've seen her before.

Yeah, I've.

I've seen, I've seen.

Her.

Yeah.

What do you think on that?

Is it legit or what?

Like how so many followers?

What the heck?

I mean, so many followers just because she's a somewhat attractive woman.

So that that goes a long way.

I mean, she has a video with million views.

I mean, the main thing is that she's somewhat attractive.

So that'll do it for.

You oh, it's not just being a girl because even she went overboard like so I followed her because I thought, oh, that's a good thing to call her to Danny about and spit ball a little bit because you just wonder the legitimacy.

You just have a friend drive around and like, look, this this person staring at me or whatever.

Like you can kind of all be arranged as a lot of stupid videos are nowadays, but she went like she's like showing how she used to be like a fat girl and she's showing like her stomach and like, look at how much you know.

So I was like, what?

I was not expecting this at all.

So it kind of checked out with legitimate, but still just the whole profile.

Like, I don't know, is it a form of security being public with it is that I don't know.

I'm just displexed by that whole account and everything and.

I don't know, like it doesn't sound like it's like a bit.

She also does not like that gut and what she looks like now.

I'm like that honestly.

I'm like, are those even the same people?

I know right?

I was totally thinking that almost was an.

AI mean like generally generally.

Super bit I'm telling you, is it?

I don't know what's going on here because yeah, normally when you're like that fat, like if you slim down, there's still some remnants of it, like loose skin and whatnot.

I don't know, maybe she had surgery.

I don't know, but she has like, yeah, I don't know, massive gut.

And now she's jacked and like, tiny.

Yeah, total.

OK, I'm trying to look at the face.

And it'd be, it'd be one hell of a bit too, if this is all just yeah, hey, you follow me in a car and I got to post a video on like, another stalker today, you know?

Yeah, I don't know.

But I'm just, yeah.

I don't know.

Anyways I got.

I'll try man.

Yeah, peace Danny.

Later.

Take care.

All right.

Two more calls.

I'm going to miss the show.

If I do.

It'll be my own doing.

All right.

Hello.

You're on Low Valley Mail.

Who am I speaking with?

What's up, daddy?

Yo.

I actually had two quick things I wanted to talk to you about, 1 involving your homeland of Canada.

Yeah, go ahead.

I watched this thing on on Twitter.

This dude put a video out of all these random like fucked up tiny little colleges that are in like shopping malls or old mechanics building.

Yup, Yup, I know.

Exactly what you're talking about.

Just all and they're all filled with Indians or Middle Easterners.

Well, they're all.

That's legit.

Basically there was a scam in Canada where they were like you can get, you can become a permanent resident and you can get your PR card in Canada as long as you went to like these, I guess accredited colleges and I guess the standards.

Were so.

Low that all these colleges started opening up in like strip malls.

These just like bullshit kind of fly by night colleges and it was a total scam.

Like it was mostly Indian people and the deal was like, you just pay a bunch of money.

You go to Canada, you go to this fake college and essentially like purchasing citizenship.

And it was like, it's the reason why right now, like affordability is really bad in Canada.

There's and they, they basically like 5 million Indians came in, mostly Indians, not 100%.

And because they gave them these like PRS and these permanent resident cards, it's equivalent of, I guess a green card here.

And but yeah.

And then the government, like people started complaining and they're like, it's getting crazy.

Like the, you know, teen unemployment rate is like the highest it's been in, I don't know, fucking 40 years or 50, like something insane.

So they cut it.

Off Yeah, I.

Saw all these colleges have to.

Close, I saw it it.

Was a pure scam.

Yeah, I saw that they were like all these people graduate.

One of them was called Stanford, which I thought was really funny.

Yeah, but total, I saw that they were like take the they were like lined up out the door to get like these entry level like basically teenager kid jobs, high school kid jobs.

Well, that's the thing.

Yeah.

They come here and then like they get these PRS and then they are to Canada, sorry, not here, but and then they end up just like doing these, you know, job.

They're willing to just take any job essentially.

But now they're like, you know, Canadian teenagers are like, I can't get a fucking job.

I'm competing against like a 30 year old.

Yeah, I think pretty close to the same shit happening in America.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Not to this scale like the equivalent in America would be if they brought in, since 2019, 50 million people.

Well, that's actually that's right.

When I was my second thing I wanted to ask you, Yeah, talk to you about Trump, talking about looking over the visas of.

55 million people.

So 55,000,000 is it fucking nuts?

Those those.

Are like legally vetted.

Those are The thing is like to get those visas, it's like a serious process and those are all people.

Who have?

Got heavily vetted.

I'm sure it can be games like don't get me wrong, I'm sure people game that system, but.

For sure.

I don't even know how how they would go over them.

I'm sure they'll find some people who are like, like, The thing is those 55,000,000 visas, I'm sure a lot of them are like those people's visas expire.

They never left.

I don't think like people on like active because again, yeah, there are tons of people here.

But if you get a visa to come to the United States, like you're contributing enough where you're probably like paying a decent amount of taxes.

And you know, I, I, I mean, you wouldn't want, not you wouldn't want to live in America.

But like, it'll be bad for the economy if they're like, yeah, we're just cancelling 55,000,000 visas, like work visas specifically.

It's not going to, it's not going to be a positive.

If, well, if you look at, you know, 55,000,000, that which is insane.

I didn't realize it was that much, and then, yeah, I didn't realize it, you know?

I thought it would be like 5 million or something.

Right.

Yeah, when I saw that number, I'm like, this is nuts.

And then you figure with another 40 millionaire here illegally.

Yeah.

So that's like a third of the population of the.

Country.

Well, yeah, I, I mean, I am.

The thing is you can have a visa and not live in America though.

Like I know lots of people who have like US like like comedians and stuff who have visas and they live in Canada like and lots of people have US visas don't even live here, so I don't.

Exactly.

Like it honestly seemed like the way they were talking about this is like, yeah, we're just going to find out if they like Israel or not, and if they don't, we're going to cancel their.

Visa.

I swear to God that's a lot.

I was thinking this same thing because what they did to that Lady who wrote the thing and for for Hamas.

That's what it felt like to me as they're like, do you like talk shit about Trump and hate Israel and we're just going to cancel your visa because like that's the thing if.

You're like what it seems like.

Like if you're an entertainer, any kind of entertainer all over the world and you want to perform in the United States, you need a visa.

But like, you don't live here.

Right.

Yeah, right.

Yeah.

You better watch the 2 jokes on stage, yeah?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You just need the visa.

I mean that'll suck if they fucking if I have to go explain myself when I'm like no no, no, I'm one of the good ones.

Yeah, right, right.

I mean, I'm going.

To have to fucking pull up my fox, I'm going to have to go pull up my Fox News reel, be like.

You got to pull up the toll that Ryan made.

Yeah, no, no, you got the wrong guy anyways.

Yo, sorry I got to let you go though.

I'm just going to fucking.

I'm way overtime here.

I'm going to miss my spot.

Yeah, man.

You're my thing, Little.

Dan is from my I'm from Pittsburgh, where little Dan's from.

You sound like little Dan.

Actually.

You kind of talk the same, you a wigger.

Too.

Oh no, I don't talk.

No, I'm not a fucking wigger, dude.

You you guys.

I don't have to tell you you.

Have like a little little wigger ish in you, but I don't know if that's.

The man I don't.

Know if that's the Pittsburgh accent?

I certainly, I guess that's terrible.

Maybe that's just maybe.

I'll try to work on that.

Maybe that's just the Pittsburgh I'm hearing, because I I don't know the Pittsburgh.

Actually, it might be.

Yeah, maybe it is.

But for his, for his case, man, I'm hoping.

I know he got popped and he had some sorry, he said he might have had some ecstasy and shit like.

That, yeah.

And in this day and age when everything's fucking laced with fentanyl, yeah, he better pray his shit isn't 'cause if it is, oh.

Dude, they're they're.

Going to grill his ass.

We're going to try to get him knocked so bad.

I know.

I know, I'm sure they might tell him to keep his fucking mouth shut.

Yeah, I think Will Dan's Will Dan's smart.

He knows.

He knows to keep his mouth shut.

Yeah, he sounds solid so.

Yeah, yeah.

I just wanted to shout out to him to.

Shout out little Dan free will.

Dan.

And, and there's no such thing as an occasional heroin user for the last dude, that shit don't fly.

So I know, I know.

That's 7.

But he's he's doing better.

Also fuck better.

Yeah, I know, but he's doing.

Better.

He sounds like it.

Yeah.

Yeah, he's having a late shit though.

Yeah.

He needs to stop that shit too.

Tell him to just lean off the crate and call it a bit.

Yeah.

I know I'm trying to help people here, but yeah man.

Easier said than done.

All right.

Thanks dude.

Yeah, all.

Right, last call.

Oh man, I'm going to be so fucking late.

I'm going to be so late, yo.

Danny, I'm it's a conspiracy.

I'm going to go.

Rapid fire real.

Quick yeah, go rapid fire because I'm because I'm going to be fucking so.

All right, all right, here.

Here we go.

I'm working on my 5th white baby.

I was dating my wife at 22 when I quit heroin.

I was, I just did a shit load of hobbies.

So that dude's on the right path.

The last caller was correct.

There's no part time other thing.

That Madami guy, when he's talking about whiteness, he's an actual socialist and not like the cool kind, Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, he's like a real card carrying socialist.

Right.

But when they say so, when they say whiteness, they're talking about capitalism.

I it's a whole whole thing.

They're not talking about skin color.

And then I think Matt Rice is a CICIA like undercover comedian.

Yeah, Yeah, I would be surprised.

Did they had they had this.

We we saw someone sent this to me, but there's this transgender comedian in Canada that I know who used to be an open mic comic and then became trans.

And CSIS, which is literally the Canadian CIA posted on their Twitter about having this comedian like in to CSIS to like, I guess do it like a corporate or something or like do a gig at CSIS.

Man, we were fucking dying.

We're like you go trans now you're working doing spots at CSIS.

Yeah, that's that's wild.

I'm pretty sure Sam Tripoli agrees with me about Matt Rice.

He hasn't said it, but I have a feeling.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know about that.

I guess I always wonder what's the per like, what, what would the like, what's the purpose?

Why would the CIA put him in there?

I mean, I guess the CIA, well, I guess he there is the element where you go now he gets to travel all over the world and he has this cover where he's this big time comedian and then he can go like.

You know.

Yeah, but also, you know, you can travel all over the world and you can do, you know, espionage and what not, and you, you have a reason.

But, but I guess lots of people do that.

I don't know.

Anyways, I got to go.

I'm going to be so late.

Later, man.

Later, man.

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Fucking killing it tonight.

Killing it.

I say.

That's it.

I'll see you guys Monday night.

I'm.

Really a poem you know where on my share a road and pat take a my face.

We also stolen.

Please blow up *** That just means I'm working.

They see me as a leader, so that's why I'm capping cooking these shirts from the stars that much just for certain.

You can feel this here if you up or if you hurt me, I'm raising my stock my fucking my feet is some working number Johnny five got a fucking short search bring the track to life when I speak phenomenon when I hear she feel that shit.

I heard abdominis.

These rappers make me laugh like comic be the comic.

You know I got a ball out.

I hit the track running just like Sonic do.

They turned on my light switch.

Yeah.

They was trying to get me on my hype shit.

Yeah.

They don't want to turn on my light switch yeah.

They tried to download some KO type shit yeah.

They don't want to turn on my light switch yeah.

We're pulling up pressure on some flight shit.

They don't want to turn on my light switch Yeah.

They don't want to turn on my light switch.

They don't want to turn on my light switch yeah.

They don't want to turn on my light switch.

They don't want to turn on my light switch Yeah.

They don't want to turn on my light switch, yeah.