What's happening everybody?

Welcome back to an all new episode of The Bath House Live every Tuesday night at 9:00 PM.

Normally, Chris Fager was on time.

Yes.

Robbie Goodwin very not on time.

He's on his.

Way he's on, he's on West Coast time.

He's on West Coast time.

He's one of them West Coast people.

Welcome back to the bath house though.

The Greatest Call in show on the Internet on a Tuesday at 9:00 PM.

Yeah, I could.

Easily Eastern.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, specifically Eastern though, OK, it is one of the greatest you think?

There's a better call in show going on somewhere in Alaska right now.

It's quite possible.

Somehow a walrus grew fucking.

Fingers.

It's sadly quite possible.

Yeah.

Yeah.

All right, well, this is we got we got Wolfgang Hunter, Chris Fanga.

Robbie Goodwin will be joining shortly once he arrives.

You guys remember the rules.

Yeah.

Don't dox people.

You can hang up on anybody and try not to talk over each other.

That is the hardest one for us to do, I know, but it's going to.

Be it's about to be harder in a few minutes.

I know.

Sorry, everybody said yeah.

There are points and I know it is the these comedian kryptonite, but there are times on the show where it becomes absolutely unlistenable and people do listen to the show.

They don't watch on a video.

Really.

People listen the next day.

Oh is there on YouTube premium or something?

No, I mean like, no, no, most people listen.

More people listen on like Spotify really than watch the show.

Yeah, that's crazy.

Yeah.

The viewership numbers are, yeah, the live viewership numbers are good, but the for whatever reason, YouTube's been killing me because the actual viewership on YouTube.

Red Bar is watching.

Yeah, Red Bar has watched the show before.

Actually, he has.

Yeah, booty, booty snipe.

He'd been on Red Bar.

Me, he, he said.

I don't remember 'cause someone called in about red Bar and then I was very dismissive and I don't 'cause I don't really care about red bar.

Sure, Like I I don't mind red bar.

But I yeah, he's allowed to be a prick.

That's it.

Yeah, that's.

It but people call in and they are like Red bar's watching expecting me to like start like having like a meltdown or something.

And I was just like, I don't care.

And then he basically said that he was going to investigate me for, I believe he said like 3 months or something.

He was gonna have like an investigator follow me or something.

Interesting.

Yeah, obviously never happened.

Well, he's a dying man.

He can do anything.

Yeah, he sets.

His mind too, I was.

PIS really exist.

Like is that an actual thing?

Oh yeah.

Do they work outside of like corporate?

Situations.

There's this, the goal.

Is to get into people's heads, though, and he's there.

I was at a comics party this weekend and everybody was talking about him there.

He's in people's heads, yeah.

There was a thing did.

You did you report back?

I reported back dude.

I'm I'm feeding the files dude, until you get me as a feature on a regular basis, you will be in the files.

Sorry, that's how it goes.

We got super shot poison 1553 so shout out to my boy Rob watching this from the coal mines.

Oh damn.

Yeah, I don't think those are real coal mines, but and also obviously if you go.

Is he just fucking a black chick?

Yeah.

Maybe.

That's but I'll read your super chats if you drop them.

But we got rid of.

Them you can't.

Hang up on people anymore but the phone lines are open everybody 1888949.

Oh no, Hang.

9 No.

Well, we can hang up, but no super chat.

No super.

Chats.

They were abusing that, they were abusing it.

They were getting nasty.

With it was just.

It was they would how?

Much money were you making in the Super chats?

Not enough.

Not, yeah.

Not enough to derail the show every four.

Minutes.

Exactly.

It wasn't every 4 minutes.

It would just be for like 2 callers basically for like a who always happened to me, the callers I wanted to talk to.

That was another thing is these are like the guys I want to talk to.

So the Super chats are just trying to make your life miserable.

Yeah, well, the Super chats formed a super PAC against Slav.

I got.

Oh, I shut.

Him down.

Yeah, I see.

The Slav do get banned, but he's on.

He got banned.

He's on banned.

He's on banned.

Yeah, I have a new rule where if you say anything on any of my call in shows that gets the the show demonetized, you get a two week ban that star.

Danny, your magnanimy knows no bounds.

Thank you.

Could he says anything that doesn't get you?

There's only one thing you can say, and it's the F slur for homosexuals.

That's the only thing you can't say.

Yeah, that I've figured out.

Pretty sure that's who funds you see.

The C word, Johnny says the C word.

I think we've had C word.

For the one for women or the one for?

Or the one.

The one with not for not.

For the one for China.

Not the one with a KYKE.

No, you could say that.

Cool.

You could say coke.

Yes, that's but here's the thing though.

I could say the C word, which I don't know if you can't say, but like how does a British podcast do it?

Being a Jew named Wolfgang.

Is like what?

So every fucking British Australian podcast is just like demonetized instantly?

No, you can say it.

I can say that by the way, Danny, I'm Jewish now.

Really.

Congratulations.

Nice.

And we got a call.

It's right on your Jew.

I think this is Benjamin Netanyahu.

Drew says shout out sumo dog.

It's Sweezers dog sumo.

All right, first call of the night.

Let's hope it works.

Hello, You're on the bath house with Wolfgang and Chris.

Hey, hold on.

Oh.

Fuck, hold on, sorry you got a call back.

Oh no.

No, it it.

Switched, I just have a gun pointed in my head in the next few seconds.

I have to tether this and if for whatever reason it switched over to the Wi-Fi of the stand, which for some reason never works anymore so I have to I have to tether it.

I have no service.

Hashem, am I right?

Automatically.

I guess I'm Jewish now.

I like, I like.

How'd you become Jewish?

Yeah, you do a big.

I got the.

Whole process.

And I went to a famous comics pool party and I was like, hey, I'm Jewish, what's up?

Ann Coulter.

I'm Jewish.

Ann Coulter was there.

Ann Coulter was there.

Nice.

The Adelson's were there too.

The.

Adelson's, yeah.

How'd you end up at Tim Dillon's house?

Gay sex.

Yeah, You know, same way everybody winds up at Tim Dillon's house.

Just a lot of gay sex.

All right, the phone lines are now open.

Sorry about that.

We're on the my hot spot.

I actually had, when I first moved to New York City, I had these two roommates and one of them was this like young autistic black guy.

Cool.

And I had to ask him something like, because I needed something.

And I knocked on his door and he was wearing a star of.

He was either wearing a Star of David or like, hi.

And I was like, oh, you're Jewish.

And he's like, what?

And then I've noticed that where a lot of Jews will wear or a lot of black people in the city wear Jewish.

Kind of Israelites.

Though I don't think he was.

He wasn't.

He was a Midwestern like like 20 year old black kid.

There's this.

Guy known Austin, he's a comic, his name is JT and he got in really deep with like the black Israelites that hang out on 6th street from the whole documentary on him until.

Oh yeah, I've I've been seeing the clips, the guy who's like fucking with them and they.

Figured out that he was fucking with them and the guy.

Who's they don't like that?

We got to call it that.

Hello.

You're on the bath house.

Hey, what's going on?

What happened?

Can the Western, so can the Western world catch up the developing world in Japan and just finally admit the Holocaust never happened?

And it's like the biggest lie ever.

It's nothing but a scam for the Holocaust Museum and all their foundations.

Scam for the museum.

Yeah, yeah, the museum's raking in so much money and all that on all those tiny shoes.

Merge.

Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.

And I'll do you.

You don't have a fucking little shoe key chain.

No little I did about the.

Holocaust.

A week ago I would riff along with this, but me now, something about me now.

Now you're offended.

I think this is out of line.

It never happened.

It's a it's a lie.

It's a lie or is there?

Are they fudging the numbers?

How?

What do you mean it's a?

Lie, I think Slav's trying to get banned again.

I think Slav is this is this is like the version of like the person who literally is like I need to get fired from this job.

I just like can't, can't just do it.

What's crazy is didn't you, didn't your family flee a pogrom in Eastern Europe?

No, my family was drafted into the Jew War of World War 2 and then at World War 2 captured at the Battle of Minsk.

No captured the Battle of Minsk as a POW and and he was putting into the into the POW and detention camp at Buchenwald and they found out before the war microbiologist.

So they make typhus medicine.

He was for the troops as along everyone else that he was working with sabotage.

That thinking was for the troops, but he was a badge all the Titus medication was bad.

So I mean all the Titus medication sabotage and that's what they gave to the that's how that fake Helen Keller cunt bitch Aunt Frank died supposedly.

Is she even ever invested?

I'll try this out.

I'll try this out there, Danny.

I'm gonna say I'm gonna say this.

Yeah.

Aunt Frank looks a lot like Little Debbie, and I think the Jews are responsible for the obesity epidemic in this.

Country.

Oh, for sure.

They're they're on the chopping bar for a lot of stuff.

Yeah.

My point is is this guy could be 100% right, but he's the eastern PA accent will negate all of.

This eastern PA.

He's this is southern.

Accent.

Southern accent.

Are you from the South?

Texas man.

Well, he's, no, he's from some sort of Albania, some, yeah, Turkmenistan or some shit.

And then he moved to.

Texas.

Lock garbage which?

Is crazy how you don't end up in Brighton Beach, you end up in Austin.

Hey.

Man, it's quite the best.

He's doing that thing that guys do when they're like doing Shane.

Maybe he watches a lot of Shane.

So I think I, I think it's like it's time that there's a second crown hot diet.

But a what?

Say Crown Heights.

Yeah, but this?

Time It's called the Caribbean Day Parade.

It'll be next weekend.

But this, They really start hunting rabbis, Yeah, and they ain't like.

How do you think that's going to work?

So they.

Vote for Zoran.

That's how they.

Vote for Zoran.

Are you a big?

Are you a big Zoran guy?

Oh, there he is.

Robbie Goodwin, everybody.

Robbie, did you get the cheeseburger?

No, I.

Wait, you got noisy food?

I didn't.

Know it was going to come out.

I didn't know it was damn.

Mushroom fajitas.

Thank.

You.

I told Chris he could eat and Chris got noisy food.

Listen to this slap.

I didn't know that's how it was going to come out.

How would I know that?

Damn how you going to get noisy food?

How?

You going to?

Get noisy food.

The brothers food is doing jazz hands.

Yo, meat gonna be noisier than your woman, you know what I mean?

Come on now.

Yeah.

No, no, this.

Is officially an ASMR call in podcast.

Listen to this slap tell me this isn't.

Yeah, more gay ass hard are.

And he's off to the races.

Slav is on the episode.

He is a gay retard.

OK guys, if you want to hang up on anybody, just try not to get burned by this.

Really terrible.

Sorry I called you.

Really.

Robbie.

Robbie, you have to touch how tail.

You.

Yeah, Go ahead, Slav.

What were you saying?

I I was just saying, Robbie, we just, just before you remember the rules, don't don't read anybody's name.

You can hang up on anybody and try to minimize talking over each other.

Got it.

And Robbie is late, so he has to touch the.

Skillet.

Yeah, and touch the skillet.

I don't want to touch the.

Skillet the handle for two seconds.

The handle you were late.

Jewish now.

I have to listen.

To me, I'm Jewish now, and you have to listen to me, you.

Have to grab my dad.

I called the bluff and Danny said don't touch it.

And he's the and he's our butt.

He's our.

We don't have ACPR kit, yeah.

Who's wearing this right now?

Me.

I'm in charge.

Has that has your life been been any better?

I honestly, I wore it on Friday.

I got talks for like a pay raise on Monday.

I'm not even kidding.

I am up for a raise.

You're.

Really.

You guys are chosen?

Yeah.

Wolfgang Well then, why am I here?

The The Canadian The Canadian.

On your.

I've never worn one of those though.

I you didn't, you don't fucking Rep the set and your 9/11 joke is unfortunately too disparaging.

You're blowing up the spot.

Wolfgang, you're looking so much better with money today.

Can you want to discuss a promotion?

I would love more money actually.

You know, I just happen to have more money all of a sudden that I could give you, you know?

I just the war in Israel, I have no idea what's going.

On look, both sides are kind of the same when you think about it.

Is.

Gay I.

Mean.

You you guys are be kidding me.

I'm.

Going to hang up.

Yeah, I'm a Hamas a sexual right now.

I live Hamas.

Hamas.

Haitos live Hamas.

What is this?

Yeah, mushroom.

What a hack.

Just rose Hamas sexuals.

You have to be a real hack to say something like.

That no, I think that's fine.

So your life is better than you wear it on the outside.

Yeah, on the office or whenever I'm in the bodega.

Chopped cheese please Sir, you guys.

Are called.

DJ Khaled is Palestinian, would you guys say he puts the ham in Hamas?

Bro he's the how.

Am I supposed to believe they're starving?

When is he eating all the food?

I don't know.

I don't.

Think he's in Gaza?

He needs to be like killed in an Assassin's Creed game.

I was thinking he actually does worse for Palestine PR than like all of Israeli propaganda department.

He's like, he has all of the, like, mental retardation of being malnourished, but he's the opposite of malnourished.

So people are like, why won't you stick up for your people?

It's like, well, it would disrupt my lifestyle.

It's like, yeah, though that's what we're saying.

We're saying you're doing that.

All right, let's you know, let's take a call.

Here, Yahoo sees gazes.

Sorry to cut you off.

We got all good.

Yeah.

Hello.

You're on the bath house.

Respect the story.

Hey.

What's happening?

Who are we?

Speaking with Danny, Oh, it's Mark, first time caller, man.

First time caller.

We love it if you are thinking of calling in.

You're not calling.

Before call in.

Ask me anything.

What's up, man?

What's going on?

And welcome.

I guess my question is all this Putin shit right?

Yeah.

So the way do you think that there's actually?

Wait, poutine or Putin?

Putin, don't you?

OK, because you're Canadian.

I was like.

Why do you think he's Canadian?

Oh, you're Canadian?

Oh, I'm I was saying.

It could be either way.

It could be politics or Canada.

It's on Coney Island right now.

Yeah, yeah.

Anyways, go ahead.

Go ahead, finish your questions.

On the Ferris wheel.

Don't you?

Don't you think that there isn't a fucking cabal in the United States that people say there is because all our fucking politicians are incompetent and they let the the Putin walk all over us, have our soldiers on our knees pulling out a red carpet.

Do you think that those that actually controlled America would let that slide?

Well, don't you think that it's just trying to be like Trump's trying to be diplomatic because he just wants to end this war?

Negotiation.

Yeah, he's trying.

To He just wants a Nobel Peace Prize.

Yeah, he wants a Nobel Peace Prize.

That's all he wants.

He wants to take that Nobel Peace Prize, and then he's like, literally like that.

How you like them.

Apple scene in Goodwill Hunting Where Hillary Clinton's in a bar and he's just like, how you like that?

He said if he actually helps.

Then he would nominee.

I know well, she said if and if nobody was like basically the way she said it was like it's not happening.

Did you see his, like, list of endorsements?

It was so funny.

It was very like, all the stars are here.

It was like the fucking Prime Minister from Congo.

It was like Triple H, Hulk Hogan on his deathbed said.

Give it to him, brother.

Yeah.

I mean, I don't know.

So are you sound Russian?

Is that safe to say?

He got like progressive.

Yeah, yeah.

So what?

So what?

So are you?

You like?

Putin, you're born in Russia.

Do you like Putin or dislike Putin?

No.

Are you kidding?

Me.

Yeah, Basically every Russian who's not in Russia hates him.

I think even a lot of the ones in.

Russia.

Oh my goodness, yeah.

They can't say.

That we, we got so lucky because we got here the old school with the whole green card and shit, you know, in naturalization.

I don't even know what I would be doing there right now, fucking throwing grenades or what like, and I would be sent because I don't have children and I'm still a citizen.

I have dual citizenship.

So second, I step my foot in that airport, I'm fucked and I have so much family there and now you're stuck at.

Yeah.

I wish this dude drop dead.

So what so?

How would you like America to approach this?

Just bomb the shit out of Russia.

Just tell them.

Like just be like telling the slop by force, no?

Of course not.

Sue them.

No, I.

Think he's a Russian, he's Russian.

There's a lot of Russian he's.

Like, like, like, Reagan said.

A wine drunk Russian is let.

Him.

Let him talk, let him talk.

Do that you know, But now it's flip.

Yeah, sorry, say that again.

You know Gorbachev was the pussy or equivalent of you know this erect Ronald Reagan and then this fucking piece of shit go but you off on the other end right.

So now it's flipped where the pussy and Putin is dictating everything he comes to Alaska on our land school them embarrasses everyone and my family now there says all the TV channels are running these mean about how Putin is now best friends and they're like you know boomer WhatsApp shit like with hearts all over how yeah, but.

What I'm saying, so how would you like America to approach this Russia, Ukraine conflict?

Choke him out every every single penny.

Every single penny day guy.

Don't they have crazy?

Financial.

Sanctions.

Can you help with that?

But how would your people bring Russia to its knees?

Well, you have to ask Putin how he feels about Gaza.

Yeah, he doesn't care.

And then you have to ask him if he can acknowledge the Holocaust was real and then actually 12 million people.

Ask him.

Ask him if when he gets re elected for his.

Fifth term, he's going to visit his real.

It's like also he has the appearance of a strong.

Man, because he's a dictator.

It's not because he's.

Actually a bad ass.

Sorry, say that again.

I said Slav.

Is an idiot.

Well.

Now I mean, why do?

You think I take his calls the Russians died.

Do you think I take his calls for his?

Own lineage, that word taken away.

I mean, but isn't is Putin is an irrational dictator, so you can't just like well.

He's saying, I think he's saying you should probably deal with him irrationally in the sense.

You mean?

But how would you?

But I don't.

Have to rape him.

I mean they have tons of sanctions even Trump now is saying like if you buy Russian oil, like if you're a.

Democratic super gold.

Sanctions like golden sanctions.

Countries that support they're not.

In there's just no way to like.

I mean, I don't know.

I just don't think.

Like all these sanctions but they're not enforcing anything at all.

Like the statistics were what, like 3% of shit is only getting enforced if they wanted to be choked out?

Everything under the fucking sun.

Yeah, yeah.

I don't know.

It's a tricky situation.

Yeah, it's almost like people in Germany need lights.

The thing is also what Russia does is they have a crazy good, they're great at the Internet.

They have an insanely good propaganda wing like on Twitter and online and stuff.

So they're actually really good at getting like, Americans to back Russians.

Yeah, whenever anybody says anything bad about me on Twitter, that's a Russian I.

Agree.

Well, do you see that Tucker Carlson videos like this grocery store is amazing.

Like it's like I.

Mean he had a gun to his head.

I don't care what anybody.

Says that's yeah.

There's no way that.

Is the funny gang.

People are like, wow.

Immediately we're like, here's all the guns, don't say anything stupid or we're going to fuck.

You right.

He literally made a quick Farley show with Putin.

He's like, well, remember when you did that?

That was awesome.

Even Putin was like this guy's bloodlet today.

Yeah, go ahead, go ahead.

Yeah, take the full ship, Robbie.

Look at Robbie Goodwin.

Everybody taking a full ship give.

You.

Whatever, right?

That Robbie Goodwin just bombed with his Tucker impression.

He's got a sip on his.

Water.

Let the man ask a question.

Go ahead.

I'm sorry.

So I live in Staten Island, right?

I know you don't consider that in New York City and whatever, right?

It is literally.

I'm in the city all the time.

Where?

What clubs are you?

Usually at like the.

In.

New.

York.

The.

The stand I was here tonight, I was I was here on the weekend we're.

Here actively, and you can kill all of us if you so choose.

Please don't kill any of us, but go look on the stands.

I think I'm about to stand tomorrow night.

I'm here tomorrow and then I'm in Saratoga Springs all weekend.

If anybody lives there, Saratoga Springs, they just got a ticket link up for a show this weekend, four days ago.

So that's not good.

What club?

No, but it's it's race season.

You have a show.

The comedy world.

Thank you.

Thank you so much, Spider Man.

I have.

To let you go, I'm a Payton subscriber.

Let's go of.

Course.

Yeah, well.

Nice.

Fuck yeah, one of the new.

Yeah, I'm going to take care of you as well.

Take.

Everybody so much, bro.

OK.

Very.

He's going to be into the punch.

Because I'm going to take care.

That was very Russian.

At the end he's like take care, just keep your mouth shut that take care.

Bad.

Little Jewy though.

No, he was Nico from GTA4 as fuck.

He's like on Staten Island.

Someone considered that New York, you know.

We got another call.

Hello.

You're on the bath house.

Who are we speaking with?

Hey, what's up guys?

How are you doing?

Very well, who are we speaking with?

Good, this is a big name William from Austin.

William from.

Austin, William from Austin.

Montgomery.

Yes, no, Hey, calm down.

Hey, I got a question for you guys.

I got, I got a relationship questions for you guys.

Yeah.

So it's more specifically for Danny.

Yeah.

So.

I mean, I am the only married man here.

Obviously the only one that gets laid.

Ready would be.

Go ahead.

Not familiar with the other panel, but no he's.

Had a girlfriend for fucking 50 years.

So.

She's 1000.

Yeah, So me and Kristen, so go ahead.

OK so I've got a girl that's like 8.5 at its end right?

And she's fantastic and she is like, I've got a good business going and I, I've got, I just feel like I've got a lot going on.

And in the next 5 years, I feel like my life's going to progress and there's just like a handful of things that are red flags for me.

That I just.

I just.

Don't know how to handle.

OK, how old are you?

How old are you?

How old is she?

How big is your Adam Apple?

I'm 30, I'm 38, I'm 35.

My Adam's apple is non existent.

No.

Her Adam's apple.

No, I'm just kidding.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So you're 38.

She's 35.

You've been together how long?

Yeah.

You're 30.

Eight, you're dating a girl.

Well, we dated.

What's wrong with you?

If you're single, go 20.

She's not single.

You can get a 19 year old girlfriend.

How?

How long you been together?

That's I Well, that's what I'm saying.

That's.

My.

That's my problem.

This man wants some young pussy.

How long you been together?

So we dated once for a year and a half.

No, that was about four or five years ago.

And then when you just come back.

Now we're dating it and we got back together about four or five, six months ago.

Can you see it from the?

This is no good.

This is no good.

Can you see it from?

Get out now.

You're in the honeymoon phase and you're honeymoon phasing.

It's coming back.

Everything's coming back.

Robbie's Trump.

Can you see the ass from the front?

Yeah.

Can you see the ass from the front?

Can you see it like this?

So.

Yeah, this is what I'm saying.

How's this brother talk?

We're on brother.

We're on brother Talk it.

Sounds pretty white, so I'm going to say no.

That's fine.

There's a real motherfucking all of us.

Yeah, go ahead.

She's got a big fat ass.

Okay, great, so let's Johnny Glover everybody that.

Could be rubbing that Texas heat.

Yeah, yeah.

So welcome back to The Breakfast Club.

What are these red pog country those?

Red flags.

Let's hear these red flags.

Well, she doesn't like to swallow.

Come.

OK.

Come on end of the.

World Yeah, because she's trying.

She's 35.

She's trying to get pregnant.

I've said no.

I've said this before.

Look, I've never had a girl spit out my.

She is, She is.

I would immediately know.

I don't.

Sorry, we cut you off.

She is what?

What is she doing?

We're cutting you.

I'm sorry, I didn't.

I didn't catch all that.

No, no, we cut you off.

You're about to say she is.

We're at the red flags.

Well, OK, OK, so she doesn't, she doesn't swallow.

She doesn't like swallow come.

She is just kind of like, it's just kind of a little boring.

Dude.

I've been to 32 different countries and she's not really like, I don't want to say like I'm cultured or like sound like, you know, like a Dick like that.

But I've just, I've traveled the world and she hasn't and she just, it's like kind of boring.

She has no and she has no interest.

She has.

No interest.

I'm interested in look, I'm interested in politics.

I'm interested in Danny's conspiracy theories or the people who call into Danny's show for conspiracy theories.

I'm interested in CAN and not Candace Owens, but you know, whatever.

Macrones.

Like.

You know, you just like, yeah, you're just like.

So I'll say.

This these.

Actually don't sound bad to me 'cause I'll say this.

Obviously Chris will disagree with me.

Well, that one, the swallowing.

The the swallowing calm thing I couldn't care about.

I used to do a joke about it where I was just like I just need you to facilitate the removal after after that.

Whatever you want to do.

With it, I don't give it I don't.

Give her I need.

To see you.

I don't do it.

I remember I.

Was with this I don't.

Need to see you swallow it, but I don't want to see you spit my fucking precious comment.

Not in my face.

Pause how you want to look at cum.

You'll see.

Enjoy that?

Shit, how you going?

I remember I was dating this one girl briefly and she was like she would just give me a head or whatever and then she would try to swallow cum but cum just made her like have the craziest like gag reflex.

It was so funny.

She had to get her a chaser.

Dude, dude, it was literally so funny.

Get her.

Some salt and a lot.

Try and she'd just be like.

Funny someone.

Dicks every time.

It was insane and I felt bad 'cause I was like, I don't.

Care I gotta go Salu before drinking.

Come.

Yeah.

Give it, give a head.

Grateful Dead, get some bread.

But anyways number.

2 William #2 So I have maybe.

I don't know if it's a controversial opinion.

I don't think you need to have specifically the same tastes and interests as the woman you're with.

IA 100% agree, but it.

Doesn't.

I think when he talks it's not so much the interest part.

When he talks about her, I don't think he likes her.

It does not sound like you do you like.

Her.

I love her.

But do you like her?

But if you don't feel like socially engaged with her, you might as well be on a date with a 19 year old.

Yeah, say that.

Well, here's you can fall in love with anybody.

That well, that's OK.

That's a really.

Good point.

Because she's.

So the travelling thing.

Is kind.

Of like you have good sex, but you guys that when you get lunch, you guys have nothing to talk about is what I'm saying.

But not old come town clips in the car, just litmus if.

She doesn't swallow Come.

She's not going to swallow come town.

I'm going to tell you that, right?

Now, I mean, I'll say this like the travelling thing is someone because I do also like to travel.

That would annoy me.

If you're like, look, I'm going to pay for our trip, just come with me.

Well, travelling alone does she hate.

The I love that Yeah, does.

She hate the idea of travel or is she just?

Scared of airplanes?

It was what you said.

She just hasn't.

She's she's from small town Texas.

Yeah.

She just hasn't done.

It OK.

So you know, so you know.

What it's like we, we, we, we just went to the Dominican Republic with my family and we had a great time.

So I think you just.

Have more money than her.

That's fine.

The Dominican way.

The Dominican Republic is sick.

But you, I think you just need to ease her into this travel stuff like, you know, next time be like, yo, you want to go to go to somewhere like in Europe, Like there's no way she's not going to like going to like Paris or something.

Girls love travel.

I don't.

I don't think I met a woman that doesn't like As.

Long as she you can, if she's a blank slate, you can fill her with whatever you want and she hates the things you like.

That's when it becomes a problem.

Like I turn on music I like and my girlfriend's like, turn that shit off.

Yeah, Go go ahead there, William.

Sorry.

What's another red flag?

Do you have another red flag?

Go ahead, William.

Let's see another red flag become I also.

Just become a big issue, folks.

Becomes a big issue.

That's nothing.

That's.

Forever is really are you?

Thinking about marrying a girl?

She's like, she doesn't blow me, but he does.

She just doesn't.

That's a shock.

Nitpicking at this point.

I I thought you were front loading with the cum thing but it sounds like this is the deal breaker is the cum thing.

It would also also we're in the realm of we're talking about red flags.

That's girl stuff.

Yeah, that's like.

Your guy you just marry.

Wait a minute, this guy's saying he gets the ick?

Pause.

How you gonna get the?

Yeah, that's, I mean, The thing is, yeah, that's pretty low.

Like I thought you were gonna be like, she's got like she's bipolar or something Do.

You think it is because she's 35?

She's she's great, OK, She's.

Great.

You want kids?

Do you want kids?

Yes.

It's a problem.

Because.

Here's the real problem is you got to make that decision about having kids, like right away essentially.

Yeah, essentially within the next three or four years.

3.

Or four years.

You don't have four years, you know, hard to get pregnant.

You're 39.

My friend just got his go pregnant 40.

It can't happen, you just need it.

Can happen, the odds are.

Yeah, it's like getting a straight flush, is what they said, basically.

Yes.

It's like getting yeah, but yeah.

And they're just like, this is more of a there's more of a boy cast comment than it is like a a low value male comment.

But OK, let's hear it.

Sometimes I'm just like, I'm like not, I'm just not feeling the fuck and she just wants to fuck And I'm like, alright, fine, I'll just fucking.

I'll deal with it and do it and.

That's like that, like that's.

Just you know what I I relate.

I relate can.

Can we Freaky Friday for a second?

That look, that's just.

That's just like, wow, a woman who's not, That's every.

Guy who's been in a relationship, you can't tell a woman no if she wants to have sex sometimes just like like, you know.

They sleep out, they feel.

Better it's.

Funny, the stereotype is the opposite.

Because yeah, every time.

Yeah, yeah, I do it.

I have to go to jail now, yeah.

It's like, look, lady, you're the one who can't get.

I'm the one who can't get hard over here.

I mean, even if you just tell a girl that you're not dating, that you don't want to fuck them, they flip.

Out, yeah, but it's like The thing is, if you're in a long term relationship, at some point she's like, let's have sex.

You're literally you could become Al Bondi.

You're just like, no Peg.

And no.

Peg.

Yeah, and you know.

And dude.

Women take that like as an indictment of their like, entire like looks, their sexuality, their sex, like their being just everything.

They turn into Jordan and I took and I took that first away.

Yeah.

And so, yeah.

And sometimes you just got to take over for the team and just do it times.

And you know what it's like.

Go to the gym well when you're done.

I'm glad.

I did that.

Low value male take here.

Let your wife rape you.

No.

Well, yeah, to be honest.

Honestly unironic.

Yeah, rapist wife, happy life.

It's not rape if the wife does it to the husband.

That's that's the on our own background.

Go from that.

Who we own you.

It's not.

It's not rape.

Now, William, I will.

William, I will say one thing.

This is not a good problem for you to be having five months in.

Not even this is like a five year in.

Thing I'm gonna say, it's like, I think the fact that you broke up already, that's the biggest red flag if you broke up already and you're back together.

She gave me a she gave me an old tomatum and said, hey, you better start acting like a boyfriend.

I was like, Nope, that's not how the.

Yeah, this is the man that wants her anti girl.

And what were the girls like in the in between?

No.

I can relate to that right now.

Yeah.

What were the girls like in between you guys getting back together?

You.

You you every once in a while you have like a you have like a one off stand and you're just like you fall in love with a girl immediately and just see that spark.

And I just never got in that with I've never gotten that with this girl, but she is like, she is like a as dumb.

Yeah, that's a dumb thing.

You never got the spark of like being in love after a one night stand with her.

Like who?

Does she have weird pussy lips?

That's fair.

It can be better if the love builds more so than like the immediate chemistry thing too because usually if you have immediate chemistry that just means they borderline personality disorder.

Hey, that is not a bad thing.

You shut the fuck up right now.

That is only a bad thing if you're a guy and you have.

Honeymoon phasing with the BPD girl is the best.

Let's let's.

Like go through withdrawal?

Here, shorter on a girl.

It's great on a girl.

The only guy it's ever worked for is Kobe Bryant.

That's the only guy that's had BPD in his work that well.

Kobe had so much male borderline it was crazy.

Yeah, I mean.

We call that government.

The thing is.

Like, does she want to have a kid right now?

That's right now.

Yeah.

Well, you're describing to me my biggest.

Look, I'm, I'm 38.

Yeah.

I mean, it's time.

It's.

Time.

See, my biggest red flag in this whole thing is that a kid is such a long term, permanent decision and you have to essentially rush into making it.

Yeah, and.

You know, that's the thing I'd like the least about a scenario like this.

Let me throw this out there.

You just said it's I'm 38, it's time.

That means nothing.

Listen.

You know who else was 38?

Adam Friedland.

And he's the millennial Jon Stewart.

You'll be fun.

You will be absolutely fun.

Yeah, yeah.

I think you're you're in shit mode.

You're doing, you're doing things cuz you're thinking might well, I should be with her cuz I'm she's great and I should be doing, but it doesn't sound like you want to be with her and it doesn't sound like you want kids.

No, he does want to be with her.

He actually says he's, he's, what'd you say?

You're, you love her, but you're not in love with her.

I care.

I care about her.

I love her.

I'm not in love with her.

There we go.

That's what I'm saying.

He's talking about her more like she's a dog then.

This is actually how girl.

I love my dog.

Dog would eat your cum.

This is actually how girls talk A.

Dog has eaten my cum.

This is my dogs do.

This is how girls actually talk about their boyfriends before they break up with them.

They're like, I don't want to hurt him.

I just have so much love for him, but they're not in love.

Yeah, that's a.

That's a fucking awesome point.

Yeah, yeah, go take her out to the fucking Travis Lake and just tell her, tell her to look out at the water.

Think.

Think about the small town in Texas, Georgia.

Yeah, I'd say like this is whoever said, yeah, go ahead, go ahead.

I was just going to say it doesn't seem like a slam dunk of a woman to have a kid with.

Kobe would not like that, no.

And you're in Texas.

That's like there's there's an abundance of Pogs there.

And also the the divorce law, the.

Divorce law is a white woman because she's put up with a lot the.

Divorce laws in Texas are fucking crazy.

Yeah.

Also, like, even cohabitation laws are fucking nuts down there because it's like so like and like Christian that they like, really like they you.

She's not supposed to work.

You have to pay for her forever now.

Oh damn I thought it was like going to be some dude shit like you can kill your.

Life not like.

Really.

We.

Don't we?

Don't.

You don't live together.

The husband to death.

So.

Black guy here, the weather and cheat.

No, you don't.

Want to do that?

It's alright, but that's.

I think you should break up.

I don't think that you this you have to make a life partner decision not because of your age, because of hers.

Yeah, I would.

I would probably say you're you would be way better off right now with like a 29 year old.

Yeah, I would go 26, yeah.

Whatever.

Yeah, honestly, you're you're 38.

You're irresistible to a 26 year old woman.

True, I would say 229 year olds.

That would be good too, but I'm just like 29 gives.

You some time.

49 year.

Old here's Hey, alright, here's.

My thinking here is that if you get someone in their 20s, it gives you time to actually get to know them before you're forced.

To yeah with them.

And if you have a kid when you're like 41 or 42 instead of 38, who gives a shit?

And I, you also did say I'm a dog.

And I feel like those kinds of guys.

I think you're still trying to get out on the prowl, you know?

Yeah, honestly, Facebook has ruined guys like use lives.

Like you guys used to be able to have a sales job and cheat.

Facebook has made that fucking impossible.

Yeah.

Traveling sales.

No, no, I got, I got an awesome job, man.

I buy houses and rehab them and make I make great money.

Yeah, then the 25, the 25 year olds are going to fucking love you then.

Yeah, I think all they do is watch HGTVI.

Don't normally like to get some of this advice, but I would say it sounds like this isn't the right fit.

Are you one of the Property Brothers?

Oh my God, he has a bed frame, no?

No, no, I'm not.

No.

No, no.

I'm not a big, I'm not, I'm not doing that good.

But hey man, anyways, thanks.

Thanks.

You all have given y'all give me y'all give me nothing.

Anyways, whoever says you, you guys would be kidding me.

That was fucking awesome.

Thank.

You.

Thanks, buddy.

Yeah.

You guys would be kidding.

I want to name my special that.

Dylan Farnham says.

Danny, I posted proof of Maine bullying a black guy's wife in Patreon and he didn't even give me an Atta boy.

I didn't see it, Dylan, I apologize, but an Atta boy?

I'll go check it out after this artist formally known as Vince, says Robbie, please hang up when Rube calls.

Thank you.

PS Shout out Logan.

Hope the penis reduction surgery went well.

PPS Don't be a.

Slur.

Oh wait.

Rube Gold Star.

Oh yeah.

Rube and Dylan says correction caller sounds like he's been kicked out of 32 countries.

And then Drew Huntley says shout out Connor dog.

Oh, shout out.

That's my dog.

That's your dog, shout out Drew Huntley.

Yeah, what's up?

You're on the bath house.

Hey, Bath house, what's up?

How's it going?

Can you hear me?

Can you hear me?

Yeah, we can hear you loud and clear.

Oh, OK, Sorry about that.

Hey, All right, so.

Whites are what, down to 10?

Percent of the global population.

Let's.

Talk about.

It are are whites 2%?

Is that true?

2%.

No 10.

10/10/10 like 10%.

15.

Yeah, 2 percent, 1%.

I prefer skim myself.

I don't think so.

I've been going to Chick-fil-A that would.

You prefer to skim?

I get it.

Yeah, well, if you don't count Hispanics, which, yeah, which they're not, obviously you don't know, sometimes they do get.

Lumped they lump they lump Middle East into.

They only are white when they shoot a black person.

Exactly.

They're down to, they're down to 10%.

What are you doing about it?

So yeah, yeah.

So yeah, yeah.

Are you saying?

They're chewing down white people 10%.

There's only 2%.

What do you mean there's only 1% of white people?

For so that's, that's accurate, yeah, 10% so, So what is your concern?

Is this a white replacement thing?

I don't.

Know.

Yeah, I don't know what.

The How many kids?

Let me ask you, how many kids do you have?

Europe.

Is a 0.

You have zero kids, so you have an issue with this.

You're doing nothing about it.

Like hold on dude, you're.

Well, I'll be honest, you had that big Muslim marked over there in Michigan.

Yeah, you want.

To go on a holy, you know.

All right, start fucking.

That again, you want to do a what now?

A holy war.

Holy War.

Oh holy.

War.

Yeah, No.

Muslims over there and this they did that big March over the weekend for.

Actually a law and all that.

I don't think that's.

Real dude, I think that was.

Zoran from there, Yeah.

But what he's saying is he wants to go start bleaching Muslim women.

He wants to go.

That doesn't count though.

They're still Muslim.

No, but he makes.

It by the way, Muslims are Caucasian on the census, so if you want to boost these 10% numbers up.

You're knocking them up.

They're not on birth control.

You saw how White Drake's kid is?

Sorry, say that again.

You're kind of.

That kid is so white.

Ashkenazi mean European.

Ashkenazis are Europeans, yeah.

Yeah.

So what does that matter?

Well, I guess my point is they're.

Wives are so.

You're saying there's not enough white people, but the only thing you can do to fix that is make more white people.

And you're not doing that.

Start nutting.

So get.

That's the only thing we can do well.

What can you do?

Guns and ropes and fire all.

Right, all right, all right.

Kumi, Anthony Kumi, everybody.

Anthony.

Anthony Kumi.

But here's the thing, though, is you're not going to do that.

And also, as as mentioned, you guys are the minority.

So if you want to play that game, it's like, yeah, go up against fucking 50% of the world's population.

Yeah.

How do you think that's going to work?

Out watch Eight Mile and get inspired.

That's The thing is they're not, they're not fucking doing violence.

They're just like, yeah, we're cranking kids.

Out yeah, it's because they're poor people just.

Have it doesn't help that's really it doesn't help that the immigration policy is also to import them, but that is also a function of the low birth.

Rates and you're also saying worldwide, right?

So it doesn't matter which country they're in.

Well, that's a pit bull solution.

You spin my head right round.

Right round.

Yeah.

So if it's worldwide, it doesn't matter where they are, though, right?

It's just like, I bet like poor countries, they're just fucking pumping out kids over on the well they're.

Pumping.

They come here, they pump out kids.

India's going crazy.

It's also the.

Is it 10% here or worldwide or?

Worldwide.

No, not.

America.

It's Mr.

Worldwide.

America is not 10% wide is.

That Pitbull America.

Will be 10.

10110.

America will be 10% white at some point I'm sure in 100 and 200.

Years.

And in a decade, we're gonna be percent white, and in two decades we'll be 40% white.

Dude, they've been predicting that since the 80s.

Yeah, and they've.

Literally been predicting that since the 1980s.

Yeah, let's I.

Mean not to agree with him, but I mean it's.

Just it's climate change but for fucking people.

It's not real, is for sure.

I do my that's a funny thing.

My hometown where I grew up in Canada, literally when I was a kid, like it was 95%, maybe higher white population.

It's probably like in the 70s now and it's only going, it's only trending in one.

Direction.

Yeah, but that's not like birth rates.

That's like people.

Well, no, it's it's.

It's.

Part it's partially birth rates.

Cause The thing is, is that every economy is a Ponzi scheme, right?

And we're the only way that like the economic system we live in works is you need more people consistently all the time, so.

What did you need?

At least replacement.

Level no, no, no, you need higher than replacement level like when you look at like the Federal Reserve and they're just like yeah, our target is 3% inflation you.

Need greater than replacement levels, correct?

Great.

Replacement level a great.

Replacement level.

I, like you, should coin that.

Yeah, yeah.

That's good.

I like the coins.

Did somebody say coin?

Somebody say clip coin but no, you need you need more people.

Did someone say 10%?

Because that's what I tip.

Yeah, that's high.

Or a guy in Brampton, did somebody say 10%?

Because that is also what it's also what I.

Tip yeah Anyways, look like they they need more people in every like western country to basically just like not turn into a fucking Japan or whatever because that's their biggest fear.

And the only way you can do it if people are not having kids is to import them.

And generally you can't import them from white countries because those places are doing.

Well, they're doing well.

Those are the places where people don't.

Hear it all, you know.

They probably get an Appalachian.

Just go to Portland, ME.

Just move to Maine.

There's the.

World to Vermont.

Yeah, the the Northeast is the white, he's more.

Worried about America.

I don't think he's necessarily concerned.

With the most places in America I would still say are majority white.

It's just the coast.

The coast or?

The the major, it's the major cities, but I feel like they've always been a mix, a gumbo.

Yeah, they've always been a mix, but they're just more of a mix.

Than the melting pot is a gumbo.

It was a gumbo.

Alcohol.

No, it was gone.

Now, yeah, but I mean, there's only one thing you can do about it, which is have kids.

Yeah, and also Logan sounds like.

What's that?

The Mexicans are Nazis now?

Who cares, you know?

Logan.

What about Logan?

OK, I don't.

Remember So Robbie, when you got your haircut, did you say, brother, give me the little Nikki?

You know, maybe you should.

Please don't be.

Please don't.

Please don't be mean to me, OK?

I acknowledge I did not have time to put product in my head as I was rushing over here.

Yeah.

She was, and you were still late.

Brother came straight from Lucifer's domain.

Wow.

You know what, Little Nikki is a good movie.

It's the only movie Quentin Tarantino who has acted in in the last 25 years.

So I would like you to attract statement.

Yeah, it's it's one of the only movies that he hasn't.

Directed.

I mean, I feel like it's the most a successful product, product placement of all time, yes.

Robbie on a date.

Also Robbie on a date with the Latina.

So you know Deftones had a song in Lil Nicky.

You know what the area legends the Deftones shout out?

We got another call.

Hello.

You're on the bath house.

Here, What's up the Sammy?

Sammy Maga.

Sammy.

Everybody laughing, Habibi.

Laughing Habibi, you still wear the MAGA?

Hat, Sammy.

No, he does not.

You.

You.

Retired it.

No, I've been working too much.

I haven't been able to come back as much.

But I.

Saw you yesterday.

You were not.

Did you retire the MAGA?

Hat.

Maybe he's like, maybe he's like, hey, we're great now, dude, it was.

I don't need the hat.

I just want to give, I actually want to give Sammy props because he's such a comedy fan that he was coming to the tiny cupboard roof shows during COVID.

Oh yeah, and just rocking a fucking MAGA hat.

And.

It's like.

I'm not even.

I'm not even a Trump fan, but that's fucking balls.

That as well.

But by the way, that's like, not only is that like the most hipster venue in New York City, it's also Ocean Hill, which is Brownsville and it's hood as shit over there.

It is that is fucking really you feel like.

Hood people would like that.

You know what?

It's because, oh, nothing, because the laughing Habibi just looks like one of those tourists in Midtown.

It's like Trump, America #1 he just buys the hat.

He's like, oh America, look at me, I'm still buying.

For.

Kamala Hat.

You're in Midtown, you see, like Kamala Bobble is next to Trump, and then Maga's stuff next to it's next, like Obama.

We can learn a lot from the Arabs.

We really could.

Just like Babe Ruth baseball #1 let's go.

America guitar.

Guitar is a beautiful country.

That's all I'm saying.

Yeah, I'll be there.

Labor Day weekend all.

I all I want.

Everyone come to the right.

Hot Festival.

In Saudi Arabia, I'm opening for Sebastian.

All right, Sammy.

So what's up, man?

What do you want to talk about?

Girls are taking their eyebrows.

So no one can, Brian.

I can't hear you because everybody's talking at the same time.

What are you doing?

You're wearing a curtain on your head.

What are you done?

Look.

I'm sorry, I activated.

Him.

Nobody wants a woman driver.

But aren't you a man?

Saudi Arabia.

I like oil too, but you need some vinaigrette in there.

OK.

Are you?

Done.

I'm opening for Sebastian, are you?

Doing Sebastian or Mike?

Barber.

That's Sebastian.

That was Sebastian.

Sammy, What's up, man?

The the population talk was actually interesting with immigration because I do feel like how like Western Europe and like America we do, we don't keep babies as much as every other country.

Like if we probably look at abortions per like person, like in each country, we're just through the roof.

Yeah, I mean, abortions are like trendy.

No, no, no.

They're they're taking the, they're taking the bottom out of them.

That's how you.

Do an abortion that's.

Not through the roof.

You don't go through the roof.

That's a good way to kill.

But it's like literally in like if you're a chick in Brooklyn and you get an abortion, like it's like, it's like the highest fucking status symbol.

Were we the first ones to make it legal?

All these girls are getting them, dude.

I remember one of my first memories of moving to New York as I went to the Knitting Factory, like what was like the first, and they were using.

Knitting needles to fucking pull fetuses out of bitch the.

First week I was here.

They were throwing them on a Tory fucking.

Some girl was on stage.

I wanted to go to a Knitting Factory.

I'd get married to my ex-wife, OK.

She had a big Bush, She.

Was always knitting around.

She was knitting, she'd be knitting.

She'd be happen.

She'd be like, why didn't you wear the scarf I made?

Because it looks terrible.

I feel like this is what a date with you is like.

There was a viral thing about like.

God, your hinge voice note must be crazy.

I was so close to putting an impression on my hinge.

Please don't so close.

What the hell was this anyway?

The Knitting Factory And this girl was doing a bit.

She was on stage and she.

Was this hinge is called a cringe?

I'm a subscriber to Cringe Plus.

But she, she was like, yeah, I got, I just got an abortion and like literally.

Like I'm looking like that's British.

Standing O.

That was I.

Said I was like, I was like, I, I remember being like, I was like, that's crazy.

Like, I don't think having abortion necessarily is something you should be ashamed of, but it also shouldn't be something you're applauded for.

Yeah, I would.

Agree, that was I.

Actually knew a girl about in Brooklyn.

That was, yeah, that's a Brooklyn thing.

Yeah, I knew.

A girl who couldn't have like, just in, I mean, she wasn't white, but she definitely had way too many abortions in high school and just could never have kids.

Yeah.

These girls are getting abortions.

I'm thinking these Saudis got the right idea about a few.

So anyways.

They can kill kids, but they can drive here.

What's your?

What's your?

Pussies look like.

What's that say to me?

No, I'm saying that's the biggest issue also with Western Europe and like America is that when we do all those abortions, like if you actually look at the numbers our population probably be at, at like far or more if you probably didn't do even half of those.

Abortions.

I think I saw a stat.

I could be.

Mistaken.

But I believe like in some time period in America, there's been like, maybe I don't know, the last 50 years or something has been like 90 million abortions.

Well it's also cause religions, religions, not religions on the decline.

So there's uptick, but yeah, but I mean overall.

Overall since.

Since Roe versus Dwyane Wade, there's also been a a huge.

Yeah.

Like, like people.

It was like a it was a confluence of it becoming legal and also people being way less religious.

Realized abortion so they could boost the Taylor Swift ticket number sales because if all them bitches had their kids they wouldn't be a Taylor Swift.

Doctor Umar, when did you start getting into Pop?

She's an overrated artist.

I'm just a big fan of Sabrina Koppen.

I'm.

Gonna be honest with you, my brother, I rock with Elliott Smith.

I'm a huge fan of Radiohead.

Elliott Hail is not helping with the fucking population problem I love.

Radiohead, hail to the thief, my brother.

Yeah.

Wait, in Japan is abortion legal?

This is a question.

I believe so.

China Is it legal?

I think from.

If you have a daughter.

So China fucked up because China actually would be like killing it had they not had that one child policy they fucked up so.

Badly.

That's right with that one child policy, Yeah, because literally they hamstrung their population.

And The thing is with.

Communism doesn't work.

No, but that's the Chinese parent version of abortion though.

Only one child for you, No more it's.

Goddamn helicopter.

You can't.

Kill a kid.

Just one with COVID, yeah.

The Chinese.

Chinese Oliver Twist.

Oliver Twist.

Yeah.

May I have one more child?

Please so can I have some more?

It's been 15 minutes and I'm already hungry.

But you can't reverse like the birth rates like it takes literally like if everybody like I think it's 2.1.

India kids per person, they're putting birth control in their water and then they had in trouble.

For it but it's like 2.1 birth.

It's very delicious per.

Person No, no, no.

They're just, they just have really shitty water, Yeah.

They just have, really.

Weird filtration systems.

Yeah, our women are all sick because we're trying to get the population under.

Yeah, that's it.

All right, you are having a baby.

I prescribe you 3 weeks of eating food made by people's feet.

Maybe if you stopped raping everyone on the buses, there'd be like, no, we're poisoning the women, that's what we're doing.

I started the source.

Listen, we already got Omnipass on the bus.

It's fine.

We don't need to get carried away and take away rape.

Taking away rape?

I mean, what are we going?

To do on the bus.

OK, what do I do?

What are we going to do when you go on the tunnel, your Wi-Fi cuts out and you can't play Candy Crush?

You have to rape my first.

Mobile gets no service on the bus.

I need to rape somebody just for fun.

This is making fun of how they're rapists.

Yeah, yeah, they're the rapists.

That's really the good guy.

This is an anti rape.

And also even though I'm Jewish now.

It's really India's greatest pastime.

Right I.

Think it's cricket?

Yeah.

No, yeah, I'm sorry.

I said Boost Mobile.

I meant cricket.

They're on Cricket, Wireless cricket.

Wireless, but on the way to the game.

Cricket Race.

About the same What is India's pastime overall cricket?

Cricket.

Cricket, yeah.

Loving loving Israel online, basically.

Oh man, they love Israel.

Posing as but it's only.

'Cause they hate Muslims, yeah, but they don't really love Israel.

They just hate.

We and Israel are to be killing all the Muslims.

They just hate.

The thing is they hate Pakistan.

They hate so much.

That's really what it is.

They've just fucking and Iran.

They don't like Iran.

Yeah, they hate Pakistan so much where they're just like anybody who's like against the Muslims and like, they're just like.

Smelly fucks get them.

Just go and get them.

It's so funny that dude the Indian accounts that span Israel are like my favorite.

Somebody breaking it down on Twitter.

On girl Twitter they were like Lanas India, Taylors Pakistan, Nicki Minaj is Bangladesh.

That's actually kind of funny, yeah.

All right, Sammy, anything else, man?

Because.

She was made in a in a shitty.

Factory.

Yeah, yeah, manufactured, imported from Britain.

I was going to.

Say the immigrants.

The immigrants are also opposite of Americans.

They're the ones having 3 or 4 kids.

I know that's.

What I said one or none.

That's what I said.

That's what I said.

The last caller is just like.

Sammy, you're Persian, right?

I'm half Yeah.

What kind of what my?

Dad from Egypt, Egypt, Egypt.

Well, yeah 'cause immigrants have to have eight kids to afford rent and all we need are like 2 roommates that we do like sketch comedy.

With right isn't this also a class issue?

Like poor white people also pump kids out?

Like not at the same rate, but.

They do like they're the hobbies are killing them.

Like you'll be like a poor white kid but you'll die in a dirt bike accident.

I got like poor kids in general just fucking getting murked.

Like when you're, you know what I mean?

Like it's like when you're in when you live in like a small, super rural town.

And I, I wasn't, but I know, like I know a lot of people from that small areas and they all have like, yeah, my childhood friend died.

Yeah, people died.

Yeah.

Hello.

Yeah.

Sound like blacks die.

Hello.

I said people, I didn't separate so.

There was there was y'all talking abortion.

So the stat, Danny, is since 1980 in America, 1 billion abortions.

That's not possible.

Just in America.

Jarvis, pull up the abortion.

1 billion abortion.

There's been a billion, what with AB abortions in America.

How many abortions have happened it?

Should.

Be it should be a billion.

What is 3 abortions per person?

Well, what is it?

It should be.

A billion and one since Robbie's there and not part of the statistic.

And then the second part is.

Vega all we.

Talked about how you caught a stray.

What?

Was he saying?

Oh yeah, the freaking abortion thing.

I was.

He's saying I was aborted.

Vega, you.

That joke doesn't make any it.

Says and for Vega all.

Excellent defense, Freakonomics.

How?

Breaking down the logic of the joke.

Yeah, I think you got to make.

Sense if you're going to try and slam.

Have led that what is it?

That I'm probably Robbie, but what is it?

Yeah.

No, no, but Figa, you forget meant to you and the book forget to mention the second part of why crime went down when abortion access went up.

It's because of the Negro.

When blacks start were able to get abortion and there were less black men who couldn't have fathers in the house, crime went down.

There's also less potential black fathers to leave.

The Negro is, by the way, old school racism.

By the way, I've not heard that one in a while.

This.

Is being like diplomatic?

I could just say *** I could say *** If I wanted.

To nice Johnny.

Wow, Johnny.

I'm sorry that guy doesn't like.

I'm so sad this guy doesn't like me.

By the way, we had it says here since 1980.

And the white man marches on.

The guy singing that in that movie was so fat that he didn't March anywhere.

He did not jacked supplies.

Oh yeah, yes, I can't tell.

Pretty supply.

Yeah.

I feel like he got.

More supply.

Why 'cause he did stops but I guess.

Yeah.

No, you're thinking of.

No, you're thinking of the Stingray guy from Cobra Kai.

So.

Sounds like it's about 1980 was 1.3 million abortions but then it's saying now it's like that was just for the year of 1980 which is a lot.

That's a lot.

In a year, that's a lot even.

That 1.3 million?

Close to a That's not close to a billion.

How about this though?

It had just became legal, so I feel like everybody's like.

Let's try this out, yeah?

That might be the rush.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like when the switch comes out.

Now it's they say 2022 which is the most recent Stats 6.

100 the white person too.

Estimated from 73 to 20/20/65 and a half million abortions.

That is a lot.

That's a lot.

Because if you think about how many people they would have made those kids you're talking about probably double like they could have zero immigration in this country.

I.

Mean when I'm a no girls got to get a wad of abortions.

Yeah, that was the year I was on the world.

And yeah, let's just say I paid for about 60 million of those.

Yeah.

Water girls had to get the fetus scooped out of the pussy.

What's just?

Say, can you let everyone go?

Yeah, person issue.

Lily sexual icon so guys symbol and a comedian it's.

Really cool.

It was the first year the Knicks made the fucking.

Playoffs in about 5 or 6 years just.

Saying if I could have gotten Jaywin Brunson.

Pregnant Julius Randall went to a wad of a bolded baby.

Hello.

You're on the bathhouse.

Put.

It like that.

Hey guys, let me just mute my finger.

Yeah, thanks.

Back to follow.

Yeah, that started here.

Oh yeah, I don't know you Slav or these two.

Oh, that.

Was him, so that is a.

Very interesting alternative view of history.

I really find fascinating study that any of that in school.

But it's.

The more you learn, right, the more, you know, I calling in just because I wanted to protest what I think is a really unfair treatment of someone in the news.

And that would be Israeli government official Tom Alexandrovich unfairly maligned.

I think this is a real injustice how they're treating this guy.

I mean, you know the guys that were on the Chris Hansen show, they showed up with nothing except the continents.

This guy had the condom and tickets to Cirque du Soleil.

Oh, what a nice guy that's.

Pretty gentlemanly.

And you know Alan Dershowitz, you know Alan Dershowitz is going to be like I.

Actually, see the clip you're talking to.

Well, I no, no, I'm just saying I don't know if Alan Dershowitz.

Or not.

I hope Alan Dershowitz didn't address this, but Alan Dershwitz probably like, well he was meeting up with his 16 year old so technically he's not a pedophile, he's a hebophile.

There's a big.

Difference.

There's a huge difference.

Also my son died.

Yesterday.

No, that's not how you would say it, he would say.

Alan Dershowitz's son died yesterday.

Yeah, he did a Newsmax article as like his announcement that his son died.

It was so bizarre.

Quiet.

Yeah.

No, that's where he's pretty fucked up.

Wait, a guy in the government was on Christmas?

I.

Mean a guy who's like in Israeli, like cybersecurity, like somewhere in the government was in Vegas.

He was meeting with the same feds at a conference, the same probably the same agency that busted him, which is ironic, yeah.

Basically was in Vegas at some conference, some like Black Hat conference gets popped on like a fucking underage sting gets arrested.

Doesn't, I believe, are you think he got a bond and then he just left and went back to Israel?

It was like, look what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, Quebec.

And then the Israeli government denied it was like was like, this is he didn't.

Listen could not condemn Hamas.

Sorry, go ahead, go ahead.

Was that was that there's?

Pictures of him next to Bibby, like some phone calls, were made immediately and then the Trump administration denied that they did anything.

And then the police, like the agency has said, we got calls immediately, like he identified himself immediately and they whisked him out of the country.

And yet the.

Other guys that got busted in the same thing are all getting their charges.

Those are going to stick.

So what's funny?

Is I mean also.

I'm just.

Wondering like is there a classier place to take a 15 year old like on AI Don't know or.

Something I think it's pretty.

I mean kids like Acrobat first.

Of all it's one of the only all ages shows in Vegas, you know.

What do you think about?

It that is a good.

Point like you want to go see The Beatles or Miss Rachel?

I mean, I'll say they're.

Not going Israel.

Is not.

Palatop or.

Yeah, you can take Carotop, but Israel definitely not beating the allegations with this one with the Israel America relationship.

Yeah, I mean, but that's.

Because that is pretty.

I mean it's.

Like when they let all the Bin Laden family like leave on 9/11.

Just like oh.

Yeah, that was so weird.

Yeah, yeah.

And we got out when we blew up the twin towers and we could.

We don't even have an age of consent so this is bullshit.

All right, I'm gonna have to have like a no impressions rule going forward.

I.

Before that, wait, wait, wait.

Was it actually was he joking or was it actually a Chris Hansen?

Thing No, no, no.

Las Vegas, like Las Vegas, it would be.

Funny was like the pedophile hunters like the black teenagers on YouTube that beat him up like he gets off but they just fucking 2 black.

Yahoo not.

Yahoo 2Y NS just beat the shit out of an Israeli guy.

The.

Israeli guy's like, I'm sorry, I don't.

Know where I am yeah, now they're.

Always retarded.

They're always retarded, always retarded.

I'm just.

Trying to do a joke about that and then every time I bring up the fact that they're always retarded, every everybody in the crowd just goes like silent.

Because it's such a bummer all around.

It's like a whole.

Situation.

Because you're like, you love watching this pedophile getting beat up.

Yeah.

And then you find out they're retarded.

They're always.

Retarded.

Yeah, but retarded before those you guys.

Gonna be retarded when you catch his ass whooping.

Oh yeah, I don't know if you watch these videos, but then I have seen a bunch.

They're always retarded.

They like really bum me out.

I'm like, see.

Talk about that on stage.

He's managed to make it work, yeah.

That's cuz he's retarded cuz.

He's.

Retarded.

Look at these guys have autism.

It's crazy.

They do not have autism.

It's way worse.

Yeah, it's like that they're.

Legally not allowed to have drivers licenses anyways.

Yeah, I don't, I don't know.

I I don't know what the question was, but.

Yeah, the question is not a good look.

Wait, wait, you're trying to defend this guy?

No.

He's doing a faux satirical.

Thing unfailing aligned, yeah.

It's.

A really classy gentleman.

I mean, again, the Chris Hansen guy showed up with nothing.

This guy's got tickets to Circus Away.

Just trying to show a young lady a nice time.

Yeah.

I like the.

Was it, was it women or were there?

They were comps because he was playing baccarat for.

So long.

Yeah.

Yeah, there was, they were free things.

He's he is from Israel after all.

That's nice.

A lot of the Tecata Prada guys.

Just show up in cookies.

Circus, I mean.

Yeah, I mean, the circus is a nice time, but no, that was fucked up.

There's gonna be I I'm curious what the if they're gonna just because of the attention on this, even though it's barely been covered.

I haven't heard of the press.

Curious.

Yeah, I will say the first.

Man who granted him the bond.

The judge who dismissed this is also Israeli.

Yeah, I saw that, I saw.

That and she deleted her Twitter account today so.

Well, hopefully they get him back.

I don't know how that's going to work.

I mean you how does it work with like?

You can't extradite, I don't think.

You no extradite, you can't go back.

Yeah, that's.

What happened to there was a famous story when I was a kid.

Well, Israel, this is no interest in the.

Sex offender list in Israel, but it's not public.

It's completely private.

Yeah, wait.

You can't extradite for sex.

They have some weird fucking.

Well, that's how Roman Polanski, his whole deal, but just in.

General Israel has like a no extradition policy.

No, I'm pretty sure there's a famous New York story.

There's.

Guy, I'm Chris.

You made a murder at that.

It's America's greatest ally.

Yeah, that's true.

That's a good.

Point Assange was on a sex crime and he he never got extradited right.

No, no, I I don't think sex crimes will extradite you for.

But they tried to extradite you.

They tried to in the embassy.

Right.

But I think, I think Israel, if you were like committed a murder and you went there, they would send you back all.

Right.

Yeah, I don't really get extradition.

Yeah.

Where do they draw the line on extradition?

DNA.

Israel doesn't extradite Joe.

No, there was like some of my guys, they were working with Pablo Escobar.

Oh, Joe.

Joe says he was.

And they still didn't.

There we go.

Yeah.

I'm Jewish now.

Yeah, Joe, he's Jewish now.

Give him spots.

Is that all I had to do?

Yeah, I think so.

Literally.

Or be trans.

Literally.

All right.

Anyway, yeah.

Take care.

I got this new bit I'm flicking woken on.

Hello.

Text me and I mean to.

You're on the bat.

You only get ex what I if you bounce on the check I.

Don't even know what's happening.

They're they're like on a different podcast.

Right.

It's immoral, yeah.

It sounds like Porky Pig.

No, it's fucking Sam.

Samarell.

Frank, Frank here, you guys.

Do Frank.

Yeah.

How's it going, buddy?

OK, I I heard you guys were.

Dunking on Indians.

There was some Indian dunking.

Yeah, it wasn't.

It wasn't too.

Much I used to work for an Indian pharmaceutical company and it was a adult day care for high cast, well connected Indians.

They would pay money.

Yeah, they, they would come overseas.

They would they would pretend to interview people like Americans, but they all knew that it was going to go to some dude overseas which was like their cousin or nephew or something like.

That and it would make him.

Yeah, and they would be paying them like, you know, almost 6 figures or something like that.

And they had absolutely no idea what they were doing.

There was this production manager who like made the American guy go on foot into the production facility and write down everything that they were running that day.

And the production guy was just like, why do I have to walk over there?

Where the, where the planning departments, you know, and the, the Indian guy had no idea what he was doing.

They didn't know how to use any of the bathroom.

The bathrooms.

I actually had to hang up.

He's like.

I usually have the key to the bathroom.

I don't know what's going on.

What do you?

Mean on?

What do you mean they didn't know how to use the bathroom?

I think we know what you mean, but let's just tell us what you mean, OK?

OK, So what happened was is that they would go in there and then they would start like they they wouldn't like sometimes they wouldn't sit on the toilet.

They.

Yeah, that over.

Well, that's a common, like if you go all over Asia, like if you go like a lot of places in Asia, you'll walk into a bathroom and it'll have a sign that says no, like standing basically no squatting 'cause people will use a toilet seat.

Like they'll put their feet on it and use it as like a squat pot.

And that's how they're used to shitting tons.

Like you're supposed to shit.

It is like you're supposed to.

Well, tons of the world like they're, Yeah.

Like there's places in Asia that like they, the toilets are like on the floor, dude, there's.

Places in.

Fucking France that are like.

How do I write Indians so well?

I remove competence in impulse control.

I just take a Jew and I take away competence.

Now can you give me a key to the bathroom, Pajit?

Yeah, I had so common.

I take a Jew and I write him as mentally challenged.

No ticky, no laundry.

Go ahead, Frank.

So I printed out the tutorial for it and I hung it up on all the bathrooms and it still didn't really work too.

Much you have to print off bathroom tutorials and paste them up on the wall.

Nice.

Yeah.

You know, the ones that are like like a check mark for a sitting and then like an X for like squatting.

And that's what they are, dude, all over Asia.

I bet you didn't even have to make it.

I bet you were able to find it online because those are.

All over Asia.

An Indian guy wiped his ass with the laminate.

Yeah, and and it's funny too, because the I because they all get this like really good reputation of being like super IT people and super small with computers.

But the IT director actually was told by the American consultant that their system was wide open and the Indian guy didn't do anything about it.

And then they got ransomware and it shut down the whole company for like 3 to 4 days.

They lost millions of dollars.

And then when, and then when the Indian guy finally paid somebody else to fix the situation for him, they, they gave him like a standing ovation in the, in the meeting.

And my boss was like this, you know, he, he was like this alcoholic guy who, you know, was really like, you know, his very high blood pressure American guy, but like, you know, alcoholic.

And he was just like, you believe this, this guy ruins the company for a week and a half, cost him millions of dollars.

And they're giving the standing ovation because he hired an American consultant to fix the problem that he caused.

And it's pretty much hiring.

I'm hiring an Indian insured.

And it's, it's ridiculous, man.

It's, it's act control.

I wish, I wish I could remember more stories for you, but the place was just a total disaster.

The visual they're.

Making pharmaceuticals, how's the company doing now?

I mean, I think most of the pharmacy.

So much in corporate Americas be I didn't.

Realize it until recently, as most pharmaceuticals come from India.

Yeah, I mean, it's real too.

Indians are like, fuck us, but they're also like kind of evil with it.

Like my buddy worked for this Cancer Research center and there's like this guy, Doctor Patel, who's like this famous doctor and goes on CNN, Dave Patel.

Dave Patel, He would diagnose people with like stage 4 cancer when they only had stage 2, so they could do like research on them and stuff.

No, no, he just misdiagnosed their cancer.

It's all like falsify medical.

Records.

Crazy.

It's illegal.

Yeah, that's all illegal.

That seems unethical, yeah.

Doctor Bedell, he works in South Carolina, okay?

Best doctor in the biz, though.

Catch him on CNN.

Oncology.

It's doctor Sanjay Gupta.

Yeah, well.

So racist.

I got the name.

Frank.

Was it actually Sanjay Gupta?

No, it wasn't.

Anyways, Frank, all right.

Thanks man.

Frank, everybody.

That was crazy.

That was a crazy story.

White people it.

Was like that was very funny just picturing just a high blood pressure American just fuming us.

Fucking red face.

Wow, here we.

Go.

Good job.

Very good.

We love.

Here we go.

Rube Star can't be an episode of The Bath House.

Danny I star Danny I I like to go in the woods with a cup of coffee, a bowl, a cigarette and some toilet paper, Sit on a tree stump and pop a squat.

Smoke a bowl.

It's our ancestors A.

Bowl and a cigarette.

And have it's Diggy, it's.

Actually very good for your digestion.

Weed is also good for like nausea and stuff like that, yeah.

But just roll a spliff.

Yeah, smoke a bowl.

He's like 50.

Years old, a bowl and a cigarette.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, you're saying just mix them together?

Mix them, make a split.

Yeah, sounds.

Like he has time for both, yeah.

He's you know what?

He's taking the least.

Dump in the woods.

Spliff is a very short ones.

Go No.

It's a YN way to he's doing a hunk style.

Hunk style.

Then I grab a stick and I start poking it if there's any worms in there.

You poke at your own shit just to see.

Well, I guess that's, yeah, you got to check for worms, because when you shit in a toilet like a savage, you don't know if there's worms.

There you could.

Just kind of flush it.

Take a take a shit for worms.

This.

Is also, this is also how people entertain themselves until like 1800, by the way.

Yeah, this was like Saturday night.

Just go take a shit.

In the Just go take a shit in the woods, poke at it.

Yeah, smoke.

You ever find any worms?

Welcome to Saturday Night Live.

We have diarrhea musical.

Guest.

Worm Harpsichord McGee, Have you ever found any worms?

Sadly, I have not.

I do the turpentine.

I do.

Yeah.

Well, 80% of Americans are supposed to have worms.

And I know these cats are still trying to kill me even though they say they're not, and they're probably trying to give me these worms.

But I do the nice turpentine cleanse.

You know 3 tablespoons of sugar, teaspoon of turpentine.

Mix it up, eat that big glass of water.

You got to do that three days in a row.

You do that and then what happens?

You shit.

Out on your arms, Johnny, You're shaking your head.

What is?

Paint Paint in.

Yeah, you know the Civil War is over, right?

It's a degreaser, so like all this.

Shit, you got degreaser.

Let's not get Italians.

Now Ulysses S Grant was was coming on us so I had to drink some turpentine 3 days in a row.

Hold on a second though, but you've never found worms in your shit And then you'll still drink turpentine 3 days in a row.

He still shits on a stump.

So weird.

Paranoia.

I mean, just so you know, I don't wanna, I don't wanna relitigate this, but Ruth drinks his own piss.

So does Manny Pacquiao.

Yeah, so there you go.

He's a Senate, so.

Are you calling in in a can on a string?

Sometimes you are scared for something and you have to drink your piece.

Yeah.

I mean, why?

Robbie.

Yep, yes.

Robbie, I love your material.

I love your roast.

Oh thanks man, I appreciate that.

Why are you doing this now?

I mean, you just.

Oh, let's sorry, go.

Ahead, you just kill and kill and kill, dude.

I could see you with the TV show.

Oh thanks, I love them now.

You just kill and kill and kill.

Thank you man, I appreciate that.

Holy shit he figured out a shut Robbie up and.

Anytime you want.

No, this is a high level bullying technique you just say nice things about.

No, all my fans.

Go on, go on, Ruth.

That's a guy who drinks paint thinner would think I should be famous.

And pissed.

Like, yeah.

You found your audience.

You just need to kill half your brain cells and my comedy makes sense.

No, thank you.

Those are very kind of.

Question whatever the guy's name is.

Thank you very much.

But also, what are you doing?

Why are you doing?

Why are you drinking?

Why are you drinking turpentine?

This.

I don't think I've ever heard Rube laugh.

Why would you do that?

Why would you even?

Rube laugh for the first.

Time.

Oh, wow.

I think he's.

I think he's being genuine.

Yeah, yeah.

He's got really good taste.

Sebastian Faguskalko.

That's good.

Well, that's how much turpentine is.

Demonetized.

It's Italian you 2.

Right, that's true.

That is actually should be fine.

Anyways, go ahead.

What were you saying, A.

Hundred, a hundred years ago, they would give every kid in school a sugar cube with a drop of turpentine on it once a year.

It was a regular thing, isn't it?

It's got to be pure gum spirits.

You can't be like a chemical form of it.

It's got to be the pure thing.

A.

100 years ago black people can't go to school though.

Yeah, there's like.

And now they left them in school and they took our turpentine away.

They took our turpentine and they're bringing guns into the school.

That's a good point.

Yeah.

Oh, looks like you got influenza.

We're going to have to kill you now.

Do you ever try and use leeches when you have an ailment?

See, you seem like you might be a Leech.

Guy Bleachers.

Yeah, leeches.

They're hard to find.

Danny, what do you think the Browns are the one in the Super Bowl are this year?

The Cleveland.

Browns.

Didn't they just make Joe Flacco starting QB or is that a joke?

No, that's Burt.

You're thinking of Burrough.

Burrough.

No, I think, I think.

He's right.

It's blackout.

It's Flacco.

Flacco, my bad.

Yeah, yeah.

It's like they have like Kenny Pickett, Flacco.

Oh yeah, yeah, sorry.

It's the year of the UNK.

I forgot Flacco, Yeah.

Not good.

Really not good.

You guys are what?

You guys are paying Deshaun Watson like $60 million a year to just get fucking jacked off.

Yeah, just commit sex crimes.

Yeah, not good.

Not good, probably.

The Eagles have proved that you can have just an OK quarterback in.

As long as you have like a generation talent running back, you can.

Yeah, Jalen Hurts is way better than fucking Joe Flacco.

Saquon Barkley.

Joe Flacco's like 42.

He's old as.

Fuck, but it's the year of the young.

See here.

The Warriors are winning, are going to win with Jimmy Butler.

Steph is doing crazy workouts and post name on.

It yeah.

Not good, not good group.

Are you a big Browns fan?

Rub?

That sucks.

I mean, I'm in northeast Ohio.

You can't but help it.

It's better the pigs porch stinklers, but.

Yeah, fuck.

They won the Super Bowl.

If they won the Super Bowl, would you say it was a miracle?

Yes, I would.

It would be literally a miracle.

I mean, I think they're probably one of the bottom 10 teams.

Wait, who's your team, Danny?

Canadian The Toronto Argonauts, Danny Danny Hamilton, the Hamilton Tiger Cubs, Danny.

Loves the Carolina.

Panthers you know my favorite part about the CFL is.

What?

They don't have it anymore but they're used.

It's only 7 teams in the league and I think they're used to win.

This was there was 8 teams in the league or seven teams in the league and there was two of the teams.

One of them was the Saskatchewan Roughriders and one of the other teams was the Ottawa Roughriders.

Double paws there was.

Literally.

That's so funny.

Teams in the league and two of them were called the OH.

Boy, we we got that bad brain fart here.

Let's just name them both the rough.

It was honestly one of the most embarrassing.

That's so funny.

And now they're, you know, now they're the Ottawa red blacks.

You don't want to pay for.

Red blacks.

Red blacks.

You don't want to play.

You guys are really good at your Native American slurs up there.

That sounds red blacks.

That's something a drunk Italian said when he landed here in San Piero.

This is the red blacks.

That's what his shit looks like when he's sitting on that stump.

It's red, black.

The Warriors were a Native American.

There was like when they're in Philly, everyone Google Philadelphia Warriors mascot.

It's it's very awesome.

Very.

Problematic.

Don't.

It's so hilarious.

But they moved to San Francisco and at the time they're like, this is a little much and they like replaced it with a headdress.

That's fine.

That's fine.

Anyways, no, no chance though, Rub.

I'm going to let you go though, because we got to wrap this up, but good talking to you.

Let's talk a little Dan here.

Well.

Dan, yo, what's up?

Buddy, how's it going?

How's it going, man?

Hey, you know, hanging in there yo.

Shout out Chris Vega.

Shout out, Hot Society Radio.

Hell yeah, thanks.

And we got Drew, Huntley says.

Can Vega go on crowded boys Fucking Wolf.

Game Boy cracks new conspiracies.

Oh, dude.

Thanks man.

Yeah.

So how are things in?

How are things, Little Dan?

You caught a case last week.

Not great.

We're gonna, we're gonna be there.

Yeah, they fucking the cop didn't show up to my court date, so they postpone actually.

Yeah, but I feel like it's not like a traffic ticket where they.

Go and misdemeanors they usually.

This is several.

Is there a Mr.

The?

Usual, fellow.

Catch me up.

What did you do, little Dan?

It was a it was a big misunderstanding.

Yeah, he was just at this security conference in Vegas.

He got accused of selling drug.

Basically what happened is someone called the police because they heard gunshots from his house which did not happen.

The police burst down his door.

They had a search warrant but it was for a different address and at his home they found drugs and two firearms not registering.

But the but the Isn't that a legal search and seizure though if they don't have a warrant?

That's what I.

Think that he doesn't isn't litigious enough to get.

They got a warrant.

But I mean, you hire you, they gotta hire a lawyer.

You're wait, they got a warrant?

Yeah, but it's an incorrect warrant.

They eventually got a warrant.

They didn't have a warrant at first.

Wait, you can do that.

Well, yeah, sorry they didn't have a warrant at first, but it was the wrong address.

But they got a warrant.

Like does that count if you find stuff but you don't have a warrant?

You could be like, I'll get a warrant we can get.

Logically speaking, you're going to use the gunshots as probable cause.

Yeah.

They had to search the property.

OK, Yeah.

So what did your?

Lawyer say there was some bullshit.

What did your?

Lawyer say does he feel like you're in good shape or what?

Probation.

Oh, so you will get, you will get.

That's.

Fine, probably.

How many years?

Please not ideal.

Yeah, that does suck.

How many years are you thinking?

I mean, I'm hoping too, but I mean.

Yeah, that's still not great though.

So he doesn't think that they're going to be able to just dismiss the entire thing because of the warrant and the.

I could take it to trial, but it's going to cost money.

I know.

See.

That's the.

That's the fucked up system here.

It's going.

To cost money and the DA is probably going to try to just get you to take a plea deal.

That's what you, yeah.

They always try to move away for.

Either beat it or I can't and.

The problem is if you don't beat it then you're like going to jail for sure I.

Thought the illegal.

It doesn't end after you beat it though because if you beat stuff like that usually the cops will like just spend years fucking with.

You.

Yeah, they will, Yeah.

Well when they came to my house there was a lot of shit in planes like.

So that's.

What?

What level drugs?

Probably schedule.

I mean, they got, they found some whites and weeds and ecstasy.

Come on.

Snow.

Yeah.

Snow, I thought.

Whatever.

I don't know.

Are the are the gun charges more serious than the drug charges?

Probably, yeah.

Yana, that's where.

You are.

Oh, that's true.

Yeah.

North or South, it would be flipped.

What's that?

Well then.

Yana, my client is cool and based.

Well, Dan is is go ahead.

Well then, go ahead.

What was that?

I was just asking, are the gun charge charges more serious than the drug charges?

Yeah, if they would charge me with a boat, I'd be for I'm going to jail, go to prison.

What kind of guns?

Awesome ones.

Sounds like it they.

They automatic or they just semis?

No, the pistol and a rifle.

OK, man, this sucks.

This is like so bored.

All the stuff is like borderline, Yeah.

Hold on, wait, how much?

How much drugs?

I like traffic just.

I hate traffic distribution, so it was a traffic ticket.

It was enough.

Yeah, OK.

It was enough.

22 intent would delivers and then four other possession trollers.

Damn.

Dude they got your ass for no reason.

Just for being thrifty and buying in bulk, that seems fucked up.

You're on.

I go to Costco.

Well, we had.

I told, I texted.

I texted Little Dan last week from my personal phone.

Yeah, from my cause 'cause we have a member of the Patreon who I'm not gonna disclose, but he DM Ed me privately and he's like, he's like I'm an attorney in the Pittsburgh area.

He's like, I know all these criminal defense attorneys of Lil Dan need some help.

I'll get him a cheaper.

Lawyer.

That's great.

That's awesome, but Lil Dan has a lawyer, so.

Well, I would still talk to the other.

Lawyer yeah, you might want to get a second opinion, especially if it's like from a referral.

Lil Dan especially like it's 'cause it's as.

As opposed to somebody that was assigned to you by the courts?

You don't have you don't have a court appointed lawyer, do you?

No, it's not a public defender.

It's a lawyer, OK.

Is it a good lawyer?

Jew.

It's all good.

Is he?

Jewish.

Is he Jewish?

It was he was an Indian, but.

I just learned up to use a bathroom.

We got this in the bag.

I watched Big Bear in the blue house, I know how to wipe my ass now.

Your Honor, if smuggling guns and drugs into this country is a crime, then lock me up.

Lil Dan, What's next?

My 14 year old wife Lil.

Dan, this is not legal advice, but I think you should at least consider talking to one of these attorneys just to see what they think about.

It.

It might be worth it because they might, they might look over your case and be like, yo, I can get you off of this.

Thing get a second opinion.

Third opinion.

Yeah, Jewish opinion.

Jewish, most importantly.

The most the Jewish opinion.

It's dude, you don't.

Want to hit the loss?

The most opinion is.

Your life man, you don't want to fuck with it.

Yeah, and you're allowed to talk to a lawyer like it does.

Hey, either way I'm coming to skank fest regardless.

I'm a beater.

All right, nice.

You got to close out Figo.

I'll beat her.

No, this is me.

I was sick, man.

Well, well, Hang.

I'm going to be there.

You're coming.

I've never been to New Orleans.

Let's.

Help you?

Hey, this is.

Shout out to you Danny.

You a real one I'll fuck with.

You.

That would be a really fun last hurrah before you go on probation Skank fest new.

Orleans yeah, definitely don't let them put you on probation before then.

Now the laws don't apply.

Now hell no.

No, I'm there regardless.

Even if you're, what if they say you can't leave the state?

Hey, I'm there, man.

OK, Dan, you got to, you have my number.

Well, Dan, you got my number.

You got to text me.

You got to get a hold of one of these these lawyers.

Dan, you tested positive for Yo Creative.

You're going to.

You're a real 1.

For that, Danny.

What's that?

You a real one for texting me like I you real?

I'll fuck with that.

Dude, I mean, I was like, I literally was going through my zoom fucking trying to get your number to figure out which one was you.

I always.

Remember you?

And now you text me too.

You say, hey, if this isn't Little Dan, this goes sound gay?

Yeah.

Yeah, I go.

Is this little Dan?

I go.

This is Danny from the bathhouse.

Some bust in.

Why don't you take a sing?

I go, this is Danny from that one sounded.

Really.

Cirque du Soleil tickets for you, Sir.

How was that work?

You called me off guard.

I'm like who the fuck is this?

Yeah, yeah.

But I just, I was trying to get that message to you because it was like, it's just important.

Man, that's very that's very nice of you though.

Very nice of our low value patriots.

There's a wigger side going on in this country and it's a fucking deal.

It's a wigger side, the wig, the national wigger side, continues.

There is a wig they.

Keep they They keep locking up Malibu's most wanted on false crimes and false charges.

I was just trying to go to sinners.

And and calling that guy about me.

Y'all I was just trying to try catfish for the first time.

My girlfriend said he never had spaghetti and catfish like that and I was just.

What happened was extra.

Sugar.

Yeah, everybody.

Megan The.

Stallion 8 Miles is the Wigger movie, but it is it is training day that is like their.

Movie No.

Now it's Klay Thompson and Megan The Stallion's Instagram, that is.

Just 'cause he's black and they're still trying.

To say black.

But they're still trying to say she like.

Well everyone in the comments, all the comments are called in Malibu's most wanted or Vince with a do rag and all that stuff which is very.

So, little Dan, when's your next court appearance?

September 11th.

I don't know if that's.

Well.

Hey lawyer, don't come to court today.

Yo, I got this lawyer, Larry Silverstein.

Nah, school.

They sent an airplane into my hearing.

They killed a judge and a cops.

Someone says what am I on?

Skating fest?

I don't know.

I'll be there all weekend.

I don't know.

We might do a bath house at skating.

Fest, I will not be there.

I was asked not to go.

How'd you get off the charges?

We said something about steel beams.

Well, Dan, well, Dan, if we do a episode of the Bathhouse, maybe I'll do a thing if I do a episode of the Bathhouse as Gamefest, because I've never been able to do it because the Wi-Fi is legitimately so bad in Vegas.

Yeah, but if it's good, it's not.

Going to be good, I thought this.

Year.

Well, that's what I'm saying.

It's in.

It's in Louisiana.

It will be bad, but.

Better be there, but.

Whoever.

Calls in and you can't get a signal in to buy you.

You know.

You know what?

Put up the phone lines now.

Let me just put them out now.

If whoever, if I end up doing a bathhouse there, I should, whoever's there who like calls into the show, you should come on and be a guest in the bath house.

Would you do that, little Dan?

Swab and root store better be.

There, yeah.

And little Dan they will.

See the boys.

Dude, that'll be fun, man.

All right, well, hopefully fucking the shit works out for you, little Dan, all these kids and dude, you got my number.

If you need to get a hold of these lawyers, you should definitely get a second opinion.

I'm telling you I.

Think Danny's going to represent you in court?

I am.

Qualified.

Yeah, you are.

Why would?

You.

Definitely talk to somebody that's a referral from like a friend like.

Yeah, he will.

Treat you differently if you're being referred from a friend.

Yeah, and ideally a Jew.

Yeah, I know.

I'm going to need all the money up from.

A Jew.

Refer from a Jew.

I'm telling you, man, just talk to them.

Just maybe they say look like your guy's good or they're just like, hey, like you don't I'm telling you, you don't want to I.

Don't want to roll the dice?

If they offer me probation, I'm gonna take you.

Yeah, but talk to, but you can talk to lawyers.

Yeah, consulting is free, right?

Like.

Usually I mean in this scenario I imagine it will because.

It's like it's a.

Fire, I can get you a second opinion, you just have to.

Yeah.

I mean, obviously, like you look, you know what your situation is.

And yes, probation is not bad, but it's still not great.

If you have a female judge and your lawyer's Indian, you are fucked though.

I'm just saying that right now, Your Honor, what are you getting into tonight?

All right, Lil Dan, I gotta let you go.

Man, how you going get it in?

Godspeed.

Godspeed, little Dan.

Hello.

This is going to be the.

We're going to take the last call we're going to get out of here.

Hello.

Last call of the night.

What's up guys?

What's happening?

Nice.

Nice.

Who are we speaking?

Of, you know, just chilling, I'm here.

We cannot hear you at all.

He's calling from the machine.

He's not hearing the word.

Now you know what?

You know what I'm on?

Speakerphone.

Oh yeah, take it out.

Take it off Speakerphone, please.

Another Wigger moment.

Better.

Yeah, there we go.

Much better sounding better sounds great.

Hey for first of all Wolfgang guess my ethnicity right now all.

Right, do a little more talking.

Yeah, talk a little bit more.

What?

What?

Say speakerphone was the first clue and.

He's on a packed train.

And somehow also I don't, I don't, I don't, no.

He's not mad in train.

I've never been on the train in my life.

You sound like.

If you Remember Me, no, I'm just trying to see if you Remember Me from last time you were on low value mail.

I mean the bath.

House.

You're Latino?

Yeah.

You Remember Me?

Hell yeah.

Yeah, I, I, I've been trying to, I've been trying to call in, but I, I always miss, I, I never know when, what days it's supposed to be on.

Yeah.

It's an easy.

Mistake to make some people think it starts at 9:30 every time they're about to do it.

Tuesday night, 9:00 PM The Bat House low value mail Monday night.

Tuesday night, 9:00 PM Nice.

Alright, got got a couple things.

What?

What do you think?

You're an Indian, right?

Yeah, well, actually, actually I am Jewish now.

Yeah, sorry, I forgot to take it back out.

I'm Jewish now.

Jewish India he has.

The key to the battle?

What do you think about the Indian guy who was doing EU turn and shit?

Punjab, Well, he's Punjabi, so he's like, that's our warrior class.

He's designed and bred to kill people, so he's doing his job.

If he was a good Punjabi, he would take the little dagger he has around his neck and he would finish him off in the.

Car.

I think they all lost their.

Heads Punjabi.

Good one.

Yeah, literally.

Can you imagine getting Final Destination by an Indian guy?

Oh, I just got to make this U-turn.

It's dead.

I have to turn.

Around I might be a little late.

Not not to my final destination, not one star.

Not to defend the Indian.

They all do a big Bollywood dance after the plane lands safely in the Indian final destination.

Dancing, Dancing.

Indians not to defend the the truck drivers there, but also like obviously those whoever was driving that car was not paying attention.

He seemed like he like definitely brakes.

Too.

Yeah.

But even when you pull the brakes, like if that's a freeway, you're going like 80.

Like I saw the video that car like did not slow down.

Why did he do that?

I don't understand why.

Did who do?

That the Punjabi.

Because I saw someone talk about it basically it was like like you know government vehicle only U-turn that you see where it's like you know U turns but like a government, you know government vehicles.

But they were like apparently on that stretch of Hwy.

The next off ramp was like 30 miles away.

He shouldn't have done it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But but at the same time, like the person who was driving behind him was like not paying attention.

But you should also not have Indian guys be truck drivers because they all have like you would not like.

Canada then.

They all have balance issues, dude.

Like have you seen any people walk?

Yeah, like when you look at it, they all have fucking.

But they all do yoga.

But they don't know how to exist in like a three-dimensional space.

Like have you seen them like try to get around people they fucking like completely like lose the ability to like to be fair.

Though when they're on a bus, they turn into Rajon Rondo and their attraction is perfect.

They're very low to the ground.

They can fucking steal people's virginities.

They can, then they can sit on the roof.

So I think in moving vehicles they are more spry.

I don't know.

But they kill it on those like fucking packed trains in India.

You see them like hanging off the side and shit.

Dude, that's so funny.

It's like the plane out of Afghanistan every day in India, yeah.

Yeah, I don't know, but.

Do do you think, do you think since like a lot of people be dying on the trains instead, do you think that's why she like didn't have a reaction?

They're.

So used to seeing people.

Also Indian people are socially awkward.

Like in his head he was definitely like, oh, I think I just killed a guy.

Like.

What's the big deal?

They're all going to be reincarnate.

But someone just got to hurt real bad.

I'm sorry.

Next.

Life there'll be a cat, who gives a fuck?

Sorry, my mother coddled me and my father was emotionally distant.

I'm a sociopath.

That's an Indian guy, I mean.

There might be some, there might be some element of I just.

Think it's it came.

It's going to take a lot of tech support to get out of this one.

Good timing because it's, it's a race.

The lady that shoplifted $1200 worth of stuff from Target.

I don't even hear from people's memories.

Oh, there's like a lady.

Do you see that?

The lady like tried to get out with the shopping cart like $1200 and they arrested her and they waited for the police to come.

She was Indian.

She was Indian and here on her like a green card and the police were like, we're going to take you to jail.

Like, no, I can pay for it.

And they're like her heads like still like bobbing and shit, like doing like the most like Indian shit imaginable.

Yeah.

It's like I as an Indian guy, like I felt like how black people must feel on a train when like a fucking crackheads like doing some like fucked up shit.

It's Showtime.

Well, I know.

Not even Showtime, dude.

Sorry I cut you off.

I think, I think to like black people, like they excuse when their own kind of, you know, act out, you know, I think black people.

Are.

Specifically, it's interesting I was for they'll make an excuse.

No, that's what they know.

Like.

No, last week, last week, on my way here, I told the story on this show, but I got pressed by some Y NS on the subway and then an old head black dude intervened and 'cause he was like not having it.

Yeah, well then he was.

Literally like you guys are making us look.

That's more of like the samey of my enemy, say my uncle.

That's 'cause I hate Y NS more than they hate white.

People, that's what I'm saying.

'Cause they don't know how to behave, they don't know.

But like I was.

In a train, what it was?

Black Republican.

Dude, he was like this 80 year old, he was in this like fancy suit and he was just.

Stephen A Stephen A Smith I want handy up Danny dude, on the other hand, he.

Was not fucking having it.

Though you you boys, Goku would not do such a.

Now this man is Jewish.

You do not understand what will happen if you challenge him.

It's like challenging LeBron one-on-one.

It's over for you legally then he.

Will hit you with the Kamehameha.

You are not on homecourt, my brother.

No, but I was.

I was bartending one time and I was going home and there's this homeless guy and he's black and he took a shit in the middle of the train and there's just like it's packed train so you can't move.

So like I'm just like in between him and a black guy and we're looking at him taking a shit.

And like this black guy gave me the look that like is only reserved for like when white people see another white person being racist.

He's like we're.

We don't.

We're so sorry.

You know what?

And I've never seen like, I've never seen it the other way.

I'm realizing Unks and Y NS remind me of my Muslim family right after 911.

Like what the fuck?

We did so much work to like be, be, you know, be accepted and this.

You.

Got brothers wearing ski masks.

I try to say Y KS.

Honestly though, young kids.

Like YKKK?

No.

Do you know what?

Do you like saying it, Ellen?

That's the other.

One that's that's a baby.

I think YN is a toddler.

YN is a.

Lot Ellen is like the Ellen.

Ellen is for Lil DeGeneres, It's for Ellen DeGeneres.

No, it's for.

It's for little, yeah.

Yeah, so it's like the ones the end for.

Well answer.

Nubian.

Camera.

Nubian Nubians Nubians is for young Nubians it.

Stands for Knowledge.

Young Knights.

Yeah, Yeah.

All right.

Anything else you want to add?

We got to wrap this up.

They're kicking us out.

Yeah, yeah, I I wanted.

To waitress A.

Little something about, you know, like in Mexico, it's like violence, right?

Yeah, Mexico is very violent, Yeah.

Yeah, I, I have a theory because like, I'll be watching these Mexican rodeos and it's just like they'll have like.

That's Lucia Libre wrestling.

Just.

Like.

By the way, you sounded Latino for the first time just now.

I'd be watching these wrestling shows.

Watching these wrestling shows before that, No rodeo rodeo.

Rodeo.

Sorry I.

Said Rodeo.

Rodeo.

Sorry, this is my first rodeo.

Pronounced rodeo.

Yeah.

Anyways, finish this.

You've been watching the rodeos.

Yeah, yeah.

And like these guys just be getting mangled and and fucking like just a dead body is just right there.

There's a fucking band playing and there's.

A little kid.

This is Arthur.

Running around and shit, Yeah.

So it's just, I think, and I remember one time when I was when I was little, my my uncle took me to a ranch and they fucking just butchered a fucking towel there.

You know, like right in front of all the kids and shit, just like shooting, shooting, yeah, just shooting the cow in the head.

And then like they just started dismembering and pulling all the fucking guts out and, and well, we, we, we're like, you know, we're from like the, we're like from the suburbs, right.

So we're we're Hispanic, but not like that though, you know, so.

We were.

There like, yeah, but the kids who were from there on the ranch, they were like playing with the stomach, don't like the fart and shit.

And yeah, so I just think like growing up and growing up like that makes you just like OK with like the the gore.

Sure, yeah.

That's.

Like that's a good point.

There's two kinds of Hispanics.

There's Hispanics and hispics and every.

Time.

Hispanics just try to play a little Fortnite spigs come in and they got a murder cow sacrificially in a in a some sort of ceremony.

I bet you're eating.

We did that night.

That'll.

Be cow control.

We need calf control.

Yeah, I bet you ate good that night.

They like to.

Ceremoniously kill a cow.

That guy, that guy, I got transported right back to middle school and having my friends like describe like Call of Duty or Halo being like and then man, then we like killed him and there was like guts and everywhere he was badass.

But then my abuela made language tacos and it was like, good.

But we got the Gears of Wars fucking.

Thanks Colin.

We got to wrap this.

Up.

Thank you man.

Poison, 1553 says.

I told you, Danny, these red dots are a problem.

Always have been easy to take out and he's Hispanic.

That's crazy.

I mean, no one hates Indians more than minorities of any other race.

Everybody hates everybody.

Mistaken for being Indian.

They're like, no, it ain't even like that bro.

Like I know how to talk to bitches.

My Afghan mom hates Persians like.

Sorry.

Habibi everyone hates everybody hates everyone.

Low class people the.

Sooner that we can kind of drop the whole facade where everybody's like, yeah, we just all like everybody.

Probably for the best, yeah.

We got to go back to Def Jam.

Yeah, OK, well, everybody has to work a blue collar job for at least a year so they can just know how the world.

Or a black collar job.

Oh, black collar job all.

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I'm playing it.

Let's go.

By the way, I am rebranding to Robbie the Ice Goodwin.

Is that for text new album?

OK, shout out to Johnny Glover, the southern lover.

The South shall rise again.

That has been the bathhouse for this week.

We will see you next week.

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Please hold, *** That just means I'm working.

They see me as a leader, so that's why I'm Captain Kirk.

These search from the stars that much just for certain.

You can fit us here if you up or if you hurt Johnny Five got a fucking short search.

Bring the track to like when I speak Phenomenon, when I hear she feel that shit.

I heard Domino's.

You know, I got a ball out.

I hit the track running just like Sonic do.

They don't want to turn on my light switch.

Yeah, they was trying to get me.

They don't want to turn on my light switch.

Yeah, they don't want to turn on my light switch.

Yeah, they don't want to turn on my light switch.

Yeah, they don't want to turn on my light switch.

Yeah, they don't want to turn on my light switch.

Yeah, they don't want to turn on my light switch.

Yeah, they don't want to turn on my light switch.

Yeah, they don't want to.