Oh hot damn, everybody.

Welcome back to an all new episode of The Bath House Live from the Stand Comedy Club Green

Room every Tuesday night, 9:00 PM.

The funniest calling show on the Internet, if I may say so myself.

And joining me today we have returning guest Christian Wancaster.

How's it going, buddy?

Chris came back and a first timer, which is always exciting.

Alan Fitzgerald, How you doing, buddy?

I'm good, yeah.

So you guys might remember the rules.

There's not really a lot of rules, but people call in and the phone lines are open.

18889492969.

Don't read their names off the thing.

I don't dox them.

And you can hang up on them for any reason at any time and that's about it.

Those are the only rules, yeah.

And if you're watching at home, please like the stream, subscribe to the channel, tell a friend.

I don't know I'm I'm kind of losing patience for the show, to be honest.

If I'm.

Not you can.

You can super chat to hang up on someone too.

No, I got rid of that.

That was kind of killing, killing the vibe of the show.

The only thing, the only thing that made me a few meager dollars, I got rid of.

I was like fuck.

That people get paid to hang up on whoever it.

It made the show worse.

So then I was like, even though I was like, oh wow, I can have an extra $20.

I'm like.

Giving a shit.

So I don't even do that anymore.

But anyways, if you want to support the show, patreon.com/low Value Mail MAIL, become a member of the channel and drop a super chat, whatever you want and help me keep doing the show 'cause I don't have a long.

All right, let's go to the calls and we got Bo from Texas.

Bo, what's up?

Hey, Danny.

How you doing?

Can you?

Hear me.

I can hear you.

Bo from Texas.

OK.

Hey, you actually recognize the voice now?

Well, I see your name on the caller Idi see on the caller ID, so I know we don't.

I I told everybody not to dox people, but when I know who they are, I'm like I and you've you've said your name in the past, so I don't feel bad.

Obviously I want to say your full name, but Bo from Texas, big gun guy, big gun rights guy.

You.

Probably got a little little wind in your sails after this whole fucking thing in Charlotte with this woman.

I think a lot of people are like, yeah, we all need to have fucking guns right now.

Oh well, actually I got something a little bit different.

This one's going to be controversial.

Oh, let's hear it.

OK so y'all talking about the great replacement recycle theory right?

That's been going on in the US.

What's the recycle album?

I've never heard that part.

Oh, that's just like.

It well, I'm saying that to go ahead and help you out with the algorithm.

That way you don't get de boosted.

Oh.

Thank you, Bob.

On you.

Oh.

OK, I appreciate it Bo, you're bro, you're a real one.

I like Bo.

Bo sends me little weird guns or Bo will literally just like send me videos of just like cool guns on Twitter.

I think that's pretty sick.

I.

Got a friend like.

That yeah, yeah, they're badass.

He has a cane gun.

I don't know if he hits the.

Autism, man.

Yeah, he's like cane guns and stuff.

And here's Bo.

Sorry to derail those.

Have you ever seen those?

I saw somewhere on Instagram you can buy on Amazon these like single shooters.

They look like it almost looks like a little like fidget spinner and it fires one round.

No, I haven't seen that yet.

On.

Amazon.

I someone was like, you can buy them on Amazon.

I'm like, really?

It's tiny.

It's like, it's probably the size of like a fucking silver dollar, but it takes one round.

It it must not be actual smokeless gunpowder because black powder technically isn't considered a firearm under U.S.

government law.

Now some states have black powder law where it's considered a firearm.

Like I I know it shoots a bullet, but you know there is a differentiating difference there.

Oh, OK.

Like in terms of the velocity of the bullet.

Yeah, and then the legality, like you can get a black powder pistol and most states shipped right to your house.

Not all states, but most.

And you don't have to.

There's no laws because.

It's not considered a gun.

But now skit or something, Do you have to like reload it or like how how?

Does that work?

Yes, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, so it's just considered an antique?

You literally.

Have to pop the cylinder out.

Yeah, it's considered an antique.

Exactly.

Can you kill your?

Can you kill anybody with it or oh.

Can I defend myself on the subway with it?

You you should be able to defend yourself with a cane gun if you want man, that's your choice.

I I agree with you, I would love a cane gun but unfortunately the fucking cucks up in Albany won't allow it.

Move to Pennsylvania and you're.

Moving to Pennsylvania, I'm moving.

If I'm moving to Pennsylvania, I'm I'm moving back to Canada, OK.

If I have to make a move to, if I'm moving to Pennsylvania, I'm like at that point I'm just going back to Canada.

Damn, man.

Yeah, Hey, when you guys do the gun shooting thing for the bug man, yeah, you should go to Pennsylvania and shoot machine guns.

OK, that sounds, that sounds good that I've no definitely take a day trip to Pennsylvania.

I've got nothing against Pennsylvania.

I just don't want to live there particularly sure there's been a nice nice errors.

But oh before I forget if Roopstar calls in tell him my birthday is 12/20/1991 I want to hear what he says my my astrology.

2091 OK, cool, I think.

Are you a Sagittarius as well?

Yes.

OK, me too, we have a close birthday.

I don't really follow the stuff that much but I'm curious what he's.

Got yeah, me neither.

I'm not a fucking gay girl.

Roopstar but.

It's good to know anyways, What did you what were you wanting to talk about?

Oh, so you all talking about the great replacement theory, right?

Well, some people are.

This might be.

Controversial.

What are we talking?

You're you're acting like it's the name of the show or something.

But like he interrupted us talking.

Yeah, I mean, I have said that because I do have like a, you know, some callers who sympathize with this kind of stuff, like white guys.

And I always, every time, I'm just like, do you have any kids?

You're like, no, well, that's like kind of the only thing you can do about this.

Really.

OK, so it goes into that, right?

So I'm a white Irish guy.

Well, Scotch Irish, right?

My wife is a Latina.

OK.

Now here's the thing, we we already got two kids and we're working on the third one now.

It's already bacon in the oven.

Nice.

Congrats.

Am I actually helping?

Thank you, thank you.

Am I actually helping against the replacement theory by having?

Mixed kids No.

Depends if you ask you have fun.

Here's the thing.

But you are helping your bloodline by getting an attractive blood, like an attractive race in it.

That's that's true.

Scotch Irish people are pretty hideous.

You're looking at it.

So yeah, yeah, you can get a Cuban or something in there.

Well.

Done.

Yeah, but I mean, again, the everybody has degrees of purity on this stuff, so.

The great replacement theory is what?

That whites are being replaced, Yeah.

Yeah, they call it anytime.

Theory.

It's just a theory you could see with your own eyes.

That's crazy.

Like the sky is blue.

Yeah, yeah.

But anyways what they would have?

To say.

They would have to say some people would be like, you seem like a pretty, you know, good red blooded American.

And for some people they'd be like, you know, we just need more people with American values.

And in that sense, they would be like, it's a pro.

Latinos have conservative values.

That's what I'm.

Saying you wanted to have like.

Yeah.

Here's the other thing, right?

Most of them are already mixed.

Most of them are white Spaniards mixed with indigenous Native Americans, right?

Can I ask you a question?

You.

Are you kind of whispering right now because you're scared you'll hear this?

I'm actually outside.

I'm trying to not like have have me yelling.

At the nature.

Sorry, you don't want to be yelling on your lawn about the Great Replacement Theory.

Fair enough, fair enough.

Hey, is it OK that I have this wife and kids?

You're kind of in too deep already.

I'd say to.

No, I mean again, the the Super like hardcore white nationalist type dudes would be like, yeah, you're not.

This doesn't count you're you're muddying the waters.

But it would be tough to find another like pure white out there nowadays.

I think.

I feel like everybody's a little.

Big mixed.

Everyone's tainted.

Yeah, go ahead.

Oh, what I'm saying is like, they're clearly it's already over the halfway point when that helped them out.

Why don't they Latina Max?

Latina Max, Yeah.

I mean their, their whole thing is they're like white.

I mean again, just for their point of view I suppose.

I mean, I like the idea of Latina maxing.

Probably is a nice life.

I never heard that before.

I like.

That dude, the tacos, the homage must be.

Great.

I bet the house is fucking clean all the time.

Yeah, I bet she's like.

Fairly, it's so much better than like a regular white girl.

You never have to watch so much there in a regular.

White girl.

Yeah, I like she you.

Probably, yeah.

No, you probably.

So you got you.

You got it.

You got to deal with loud Spanish music you don't understand though that's.

Like 1.

Thing.

How often is that?

Like every car ride.

If it's that guitar shit, it's cool man.

That's.

Some of it's, some of it's.

Really nice flamenco.

I mean it's not the worst thing.

And then like, you know, she she's first Gen.

so she also listen to like the emo music sometimes.

So like you know, there's a mixture do.

You ever get to?

Did she ever throw on some narco corridos?

You ever get to listen to those?

No, it's more dude.

It's weird because she's Mexican, but she listens to a lot of reggaeton, like the Puerto Rican shit.

And I'm like, it's just, that's just the top thing right now in Latin America.

Right, right.

So.

A lot of Bad Bunny.

Yeah, a lot.

That's not great.

That's not an ideal car ride, just full of Bad Bunny.

But I mean, look, I think what you're doing is is great.

And at the end of the day, like America does have a population problem and you're helping.

You're being a patriot.

And I wouldn't really listen to these.

I mean, I really wouldn't listen to these white nationalist folks because historically they don't do great.

Like their track record is not one of a winner's track record, right?

Like it's not like they can be like, look like they can't point to all these successes they've had recently.

They're all just like, yeah, we're fucking like, oh, and 10 in the last 10, probably.

They had a good run.

I'll give them the Crusades.

They were ripping it up.

They had a good run.

But but recently not doing super great.

Yeah, I think it's time to jump ship while you can, before it's too late.

Latina Max all the way.

Yeah, I think, I think you're doing it right.

I mean, birth, birth of the birth of a nation was a big hit, but that was, what, 100 years ago?

Like it was a big yeah.

Woodrow Wilson was the 1st president to watch that in the White House.

Yeah, I thought Woodrow Wilson was a chill on race.

I guess not.

Yeah, I mean, I guess he was.

Maybe he was chill for 19.

I mean, the race war is definitely popping off right now.

It's it's fucking it is accelerating.

Oh man, it is.

I don't know if it like it's just my Instagram and I've been saying this because I don't know if it's just my Instagram and then those are the things I like, No.

It's.

Not it's not right like.

Where it works.

I mean, I say this because my wife's Instagram.

So many racist memes.

Dude, my shit is, but it's like, it's the crazy jarring thing to me is that it's moved over to like Instagram and Tiktok.

Like I used to be like, yeah, Twitter is where I go to get my racism.

Instagram is like, show me like, I don't know, like just random fucking videos, like funny pranks and stuff.

Yeah.

And now they're all just like it's all just like race IQ graphs.

I think it's Nick Fuentes became like a household name basically before like only a few people knew who Nick Fuentes is now everybody.

Knows.

Now he's like talked about.

All for sure, but for.

Me.

It was the George Floyd.

Game.

Technically, that's another Latina man.

George, Troy, do you guys remember?

That George dude.

I own tons of George Droid.

Coin dude, it was really Floyd AI, man, it was great.

It was really funny.

That's.

Why I bought it?

It's not doing great, but tokens are not doing great actually.

But I'm I'm I'm a George Droid, Maxie.

Yeah, me too.

And I was very fine with it.

And then right after that, what's that guy's name you just mentioned?

Nick Fuentes.

Yeah, Nick Fuentes memes follow right after George Droid.

Yeah, he comes right in.

Right afterwards, yeah.

No, I think he dated George Droid.

Like technically.

Well, I'm just talking my feet.

In your feet.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You like this shit?

We got this.

Yeah, here's here's A and you go, this guy's got some good points.

There you go.

You could have another.

You could make a fucking Nick Fuentes I.

Know he he's exactly that was my point.

Like most of them are mixed already with white.

Like, isn't that the next move if you can't get the white 'cause you were going after the demographics of like, even conservative women not having kids?

Yeah.

Conservative.

Women.

Conservative.

Latina.

Yeah, I mean, dude, just fucking pump them out.

I'm telling you, you'll be way better off.

You'll be way ahead of the game and you'll be doing your country a real service 'cause yeah, I was covering this thing last night.

They came out with this poll and like Gen.

Z conservative, they were like, what are the things that are important to you?

And Gen.

Z conservative men, the most important thing to them was having kids.

Gen.

Z liberal women, the least important thing to them was having kids.

And then even Gen.

Z conservative women was like, kids were not important.

It was like 6th I think.

So it's like women are just like do not want to have kids and it's like dudes who want to have kids.

I'm like what the fuck did that happen?

Yeah, it's a crazy turn.

Yeah, it's it's just where everything topsy turvy.

Right.

I think we want whatever chicks don't want.

That might be it though.

Like maybe ever wanted an element where like guys were like, yeah, we don't need to be concerned about like population because chicks have have this like innate thing in them where they just want to have kids and they've like lost that and probably like men deep down over, like, OK, well, there'll be no people if we don't have kids.

I guess we have to do this like fucking everything else there's.

Gonna be a lot of single, single dads out there so I'm just trying to raise raise a bunch of kids on their own with wife.

Yeah.

Just mom going I'm going to have for a.

Pack of cigarettes.

I'm going to Burning Man.

Yeah, well, it's not good.

It's not good, though.

But anyways, yeah, keep cranking them out, man.

It's it's your civic world.

Oh, it is, and like two more things, if you don't mind me selling it and saying it out there.

HHR 38 Constitutional concealed carry respiroth.

Call your Congress.

People.

Yeah.

Or woman.

And you tell them, tell them that.

And then if you live in West TX, all right, Brandon Herrera, he's running again.

He won't take a pack money.

He doesn't hate Jews.

He just just won't take the money.

He won't go kiss the wall.

I'll take APAC money if you're watching.

I'm just saying look, look into Brandon Herrera if you're curious.

He's like a libertarian running as.

AI like him?

Oh, he's a.

Libertarian.

OK, that's.

Too bad.

Well, he's a libertarian running as a Republican.

He's like fucking comic.

Man, not a total.

Retail.

No, you've got the shit together.

Well, that's good.

So that means like he doesn't expect us to pay a cop every time they stop a crime.

Yeah.

You know, yeah, the.

The cops are whipping the laptop.

I don't.

Yeah, go ahead.

Oh, I was just saying I gave your boy a dollar.

The one in Colorado?

Oh, nice.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Aaron Lamb, everybody.

And Mayor Aaron Lamb in Keensboro, Colorado, is getting recalled.

I legally, I'm not allowed to contribute to it because I'm not an American citizen.

But if you want to contribute, I put it up.

Mayor Lamb, go support him.

He's getting recalled.

He's the libertarian mayor of this town and a bunch of cucks over there recalling him over bullshit.

Really.

Yeah, we like him.

Yeah, we like him.

He's he's like one of the non retarded libertarians.

That's.

Good.

Yeah, so thank you for giving him a dollar that'll help him buy a door knocker.

I mean, he's like a town of like 1800 people.

Like it's not like some he's like not even a full.

Time.

Well, he didn't, he say.

Did he say he just kind of got drunk and drove around to each person's garage?

No, he said he just would walk and just like go like garage to garage and everybody like you wanna have a beer and then he's just like wasted by the end of.

It Yeah.

Best mirror ever.

All right.

I gotta let you go Bo.

I I think I have the quartering.

Alright, bye everyone.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks for letting me on.

Thanks for having the hello.

Hey, how's it going?

Yo, I thought, I thought that was you.

What's up?

Why would you think that was me?

You have my number.

Memorized.

No, no, I have two magic.

I have caller Idi have caller ID and I obviously know your name but then I like so I was like, I assume you're not calling it anonymously to prank me?

No, no, no, I'm not calling anonymously to prank.

You look good, you look healthy.

I mean maybe it's because you're sitting next to those other corpse looking guys, but.

Well, you know, I've been I have a pool, so I've been tanning.

I've been getting a good tan on that really helps.

And you know, yeah, been working out if everybody.

'S evening out those crazy dark circles under your.

Eyes, they're bad, they're bad, they're bad.

It's it's the Jew and me, the Quartering, everybody, if you guys know them.

Now big, huge.

Big, big, big.

Yeah, yeah, that could be good.

That could be bad.

I just thought maybe for a topic of conversation, it might be.

It might be worth hearing from you guys.

Like think about it though, like if you had to choose between losing your short term memory or your long term memory, what do you pick?

Probably.

I think I'd have to take long term.

I don't know if you could function without your short term memory.

Yeah, it's like memento.

Yeah, it'd be like memento.

I guess you could feel pragmatic.

Yeah, well, you could draw everything on your body.

No, it would have to be long term because you could just be like, I'm just meticulously like make notes of everything.

And then it would be on the slog to like refer to the notes of like, who is this person?

And.

You can also just make up a new person that you want to be so you don't have to remember your past.

Also like Oh no, I'm this it would be.

Freeing to not like, you know, I don't, I don't remember one mistake I ever made.

Yeah.

You don't be cool too.

Like if you're married me.

Either.

If you're married, you could fuck a different woman every night.

In your point of view, you know.

Yeah, I think your wife's gonna make some pretty permanent tattoos on your body.

So I mean her, she's new every time.

That's true you.

Might want to mix it up like.

51st dates.

You might want to mix it up eventually too.

Yeah, yeah, I guess you're, yeah, I guess like if it's super short term memory, then like, yeah, your wife is just like some fucking new chick you just met.

You don't remember all the affairs she had either.

Like wow, she's so sweet.

She's so great.

Well, I appreciate you guys.

I just wanted to call and say hi.

Danny, I hope you're doing well.

The other fellows on the show hope you hope you guys are doing well too.

And.

You're chatting.

Yeah, take, take it easy.

Have a great night.

Later, the quartering everybody, that was unexpected.

What does he what does he do?

He's a huge YouTube.

Really.

Yeah.

Pop culture.

Yeah, like what kind of He used to be like a gamer dude and I don't know if he covers a lot of gaming stuff anymore.

He's supposed like.

Mostly gay Star Wars stuff.

Yeah, Star Wars gotten kind of gay recently.

Star Wars has gotten kind of.

Gay, isn't it?

Not even kind of gay.

That last show they put out was just flat out gay.

And you didn't like that?

I didn't.

I didn't.

I watched I think like 10 minutes of it and it was like they took place on a planet that was run by lesbian witches.

That's absolutely.

True, it's hard enough.

Communist lesbian witch.

I've heard enough.

Hello.

You're on the bath.

House, give it a give it a chance, Danny.

Hello.

Hey, what's up?

You're on the show.

Who are we speaking with?

Oh, this is Cole from Peoria.

Cole from Peoria.

Oh yeah, you called them last week about that.

They'll call her name.

Yeah, yeah, you told us about their mascot.

If if you guys want to know this.

Peoria, Pennsylvania.

No, no, no.

This was Pekin, which is where he's from, Pekin, IL.

And up until what year was it like the 80s I believe or something?

Yeah, 8080.

One the.

Mascot was the Pekin Chinks.

Really.

What did it?

What did it look like?

It looked exactly like what you think it looks like.

It was not like some clever.

It was not some clever thing.

Yacht like the yacht like, just the whole thing.

Classic.

Were they?

Were they trolling?

Were they trolling or what?

No.

What's even like that?

Was just like, it was like from the 50s because they're Peking like Peking China.

So then they were Pekin like P/E KIN and then they were just.

Yeah, it's clever.

No.

You got a man, you got a mascot, He's got a calculator in one man.

Yorkshire, Terry.

And then and then their PC move was they updated and made it the Pekin Dragons.

That's pretty good.

Still keep some of the essence.

You got to like that.

Something.

Yeah.

Yeah, a little.

Asian flair I like.

That they didn't go all the way away from.

A little Asian fusion, if you will.

So what's up Cole?

How you been, man?

Oh, I've been good.

I think I interrupted you last time.

You were about to say something about the Canadian some Canadian mascot.

Canadian mascot?

I don't know there, there haven't really been any like inflammatory Canadian mascots that I can think of.

There was there was the Edmonton Eskimos, who literally of the CFL, had to change their name because of George Floyd.

Which if you.

Think about that is so nuts that you're like that happened in a different country, like a black man got murdered by a police officer in a different country and a Canadian Football League had to team had to change its name.

What's what's derogatory about Eskimo is?

That honestly, there's all these people who are like nothing.

It was just the time and.

I mean, that's just is there.

When you're on a hockey team, you just gotta rub noses because you're banging the You're both banging the same chick at the same time.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

But no, this is just like the Canadian Football League and they were just like, we don't want any like shit.

And then?

Is there like a history of like mounties going into like snowy areas to abuse?

No, I mean, like, here's the thing.

So the First Nations, as we call them, like, you know, Indigenous people in Canada.

So they're the black people.

Like in terms of the hierarchy of victimhood, they are the top of the hierarchy in Canada.

Like literally to the point where like the LGBTQ in Canada is, it's in Canada, it's.

2 S 2.

S LGBTQ, which is a recent addition 2S meaning 2 spirit, which is like a thing a dude in like Winnipeg invented in the 80s or something like it's not like you talk to indigenous people and indigenous people are like we call ourselves native First off, but then oh.

So we don't like that gay bullshit.

Oh, they're yeah, yeah, yeah, that too.

But they're like, they're like, we refer to ourselves as native.

And then people were trying to be like calling them native as like a slur.

And they're like, no, it's not like if that's what we call each other.

And then they were like, Eskimos is fine.

Like we have no problem with that.

But the team was just like, yeah, we just, we don't want any of this.

But like if you go, if you go to the Edmonton Elks Wikipedia page, it literally says they changed their name because of George Floyd.

What are they fucking embarrassing the Edmonton Elks?

The.

Canadians were really on their like feet for a while, right 'cause they, like the tribes only won some kind of like court case while Trudeau was like walk on his way out.

He.

Had a guy.

2024 he.

Had a guy call in, actually, I can't remember his name, but he was like somewhere in northern Ontario and he was part of like a small band.

And he says that, like, they basically made this like resource pact with the federal government in Canada 'cause they were like sitting on some land that was like resource rich.

And they made some land where they got like, it was like X amount of dollars, but it was in like $1950 essentially.

And they it had never been changed for like inflation or anything.

And then there was a ruling that basically said the Canadian government owed them all like money to like, basically adjust for inflation retroactively over the entire time period.

He's like, we all got like 150 grand, every single one of us.

Wow, Yeah, wow.

That's pretty sweet.

Were people trying to?

Claim yeah, the tribes.

The tribes were.

Yeah, like some of them, don't get me wrong, some of them live in absolute squalor and it's like, it's not you definitely.

Like I've been to reserves and you're like, this does not seem great similar to here.

Like, I don't think it's much different here where you're like, you know, the ones who are like own the fucking hard rocks are like, yeah, we're like the band that owns the Hard Rock Hotel is like you're like, yeah, we're we're doing all great, but.

Yeah.

You ever been to like Billings, Mt?

It's really.

It's really.

I drove through Arizona and Utah and they were like, you see those ones and you're like, this doesn't.

Seem.

Yeah, it's pretty bad.

But anyways, oh.

Yeah, they're usually selling you like fried bread and fireworks out there that way.

Yeah.

Exactly.

And they were like little fucking tchotchkes on the side of the road or whatever.

You got to do what you got to.

Do what do they even do without?

50 grand I guess.

Spend it.

Feather hats.

Buy a big teepee.

It's.

Actually literally, like, I don't know, put a deck on your house.

Like same thing anybody else does.

I.

Think they're actually having a like they're cutting out like the tribes are having their own like last powwow, but they're like cutting out like this major powwow where they all gather, but to like dance and like bang drums and shit.

But they're like, no, no, we've been doing this too long.

So and then there's like some concern that like they're not authentic enough or that it's become too commercial, which is, I don't know, interesting.

I mean, I know they're they are big into their culture.

Like I do know native people, they're like, yeah, we are like legitimately.

But then you'll meet a lot of people because in Canada, I don't know if America has this, but in Canada if you can prove I believe 1/4 native ancestry, so I guess one of your grandparents, you get a status card from the government which basically exempts you from paying sales tax, all sales I.

Think if you can do 116th it's it's day by state but you can get some college exemption.

Yeah, they get all free.

They get free everything, They get free college, like all that stuff, but they get literally no sales tax.

They just have to show it when they buy.

Something, yeah, I used to work at like a bet, like Best Buy essentially when I was in like in high school, and they would come in and they would just buy something and they'd just be able to show me the car.

And then you like fill out a piece of paper and then they just like get 15% off.

That's great.

Everything out pretty sick.

I mean the Canadian tribes, they also had some big problem.

What was it?

Oh yeah, that with all those church burnings that went on in Canada, like they, they were going back to these records of like typhoid and shit where basically all these, all these underfunded churches, all these like kids died and they ended up burying them on these plots.

Well, that was.

This huge like scan.

Yeah, that was this whole, this was a crazy, this is so embarrassing.

Canada is so fucking embarrassing.

They basically, this is again related to George Floyd because the natives are like, they do have this thing where they're like, they are, they have been treated poorly in the past.

There's no question about that.

They had these things called residential schools in Canada that were run by like, I guess like Catholic priests and they would take kids like away from their families essentially to like make them learn English and like kind of learn the ways of Canada.

And I, I'm sure in some instances they're like, yeah, this like if there was a Child Protective Services, like they would take them away, but they would take them away.

And then, you know, whenever you put Catholic priests in charge of children, like a percentage of them die.

That's just how it is.

Like some of them die but the loud ones.

The ones who talk.

Yeah, so you know they're not.

Once you don't.

Get on their knees.

Yeah, yeah, exactly right.

So, but you know, some of them die.

And so anyways, this like someone in I guess this maybe 2000 or 2020, sorry, somewhere maybe 2021 was like some native band was like we found, we used like some like imaging like ground imaging Lidar, Lidar or something.

And we found a giant unmarked grave of like 200 dead kids, right?

And so the country went like up in arms.

They lowered the flags like at like in in like Parliament Hill, which is equivalent like the White House essentially.

They like lowered the flags or like Congress to half mast for like indefinitely over this, right?

They were like, this is like such a travesty.

They never found anything, right?

Like they didn't find a fucking hair, a tooth, a bone fragment, Nothing, right?

Like nothing.

And yeah.

It was all it was all bogus it.

Was all bogus fucking sounds.

Like this is too.

This is too hurtful to continue looking.

And there are like, there are like news agencies in Canada who still to this day will be like talking about these, like unmarked graves.

You're like, these, these don't exist.

Like, these are totally made-up.

They just, like, use some radar.

They're like, yeah, we found some stuff and you're like, OK, but go dig it up.

And they're like, there's nothing there.

But then after George Floyd, all these churches started burning down in Canada as like kind of like maybe like a fuck you to the church for like killing these kids, which didn't happen.

Now again, they did some bad shit.

Like I'm not like saying like they didn't do anything bad and nothing happened with anything.

Like there was, I don't think there was one person arrested for like, I think it was like 120 churches.

Or something.

It was just free reign to burn.

It was like free reign, dude.

It got so bad to the point where like we have like, you know, like Remembrance Day, like on November 11th, which is like a big day in Canada for World War One.

And they had to like basically convince the government where they're like, yo, you need to put the flags back up so that we can lower them like in honor of like the veterans from World War One.

And they like, didn't want to do it.

And they like eventually did, but they were like, no, we don't even want to do that.

And they're like, you have to, because we have to, like, commemorate the World War One.

And then?

They when they changed the national anthem because there was like a reference to like men in it.

And so they like, changed the national, they changed the national anthem of Canada.

How different is it because?

You guys set up, it used to be an all Thy Son's command, which is like kind of referencing all the men who went and fought in wars.

Like there obviously weren't any women.

And then they changed it to all of us command.

This is like the kind of shit they're up to in Canada.

Like this is the kind of like, dude, literally the economy is like in the fucking dump right now.

Like the country is like.

They get nothing out worse.

Than I've ever seen it in my life in almost every metric.

And they're just like, yeah, let's, I guess we should change the anthem.

I mean, for God's sakes, in war even the men do the baking.

What are?

We talking about?

Here.

Hey, the women have to do stuff back home.

Yeah, Hey, they were contributing Rosie the Riveter.

They.

Tell me Rosie the Riveter wasn't fucking riveting.

So anyways.

It's crazy how.

Little.

How little?

I don't talk either.

About what?

You know just enough, you know perfect amount.

I mean, the more you find out, the more you're like, it's literally I bet.

And that's why we're looking a lot of this like white supremacy stuff for issues with childbirth rates just because these, I mean, these nanny state government, it's such a cash grab.

Because like, even for the stuff Danny was saying where they put like the two spirits in front of the LGBTQ plus thing, the, the trans community was even fighting that.

They're like, no, no, we're the, we're the T at the beginning.

And then the the Native Americans, like, fuck no.

Yeah.

They but they moved them up.

They fucking give them all the way up to the front.

They didn't even throw them in the middle.

Trans people lost their spot to just like bipolar people, Rough.

I mean, they tried to displace blacks and you're just like, good luck with that.

I don't know.

I mean they.

Had a good they had a good run.

I mean, I can't get over the fact that all this anti racism stuff just made everybody so much more racist.

Like I'm like, man, if we get like I was watching like some Kevin Deal stuff and I go like, you know, they have like some pretty like aggressive race stuff.

And you go like, if we could somehow just transport back to that, like if that was better, Like we were all everybody was happier.

Like everybody was getting along way more when we could like, joke about this stuff, like on, you know, on television and shit.

Right.

Yeah.

Now, even now, it seems like the joking's gone too far.

Almost like I don't want to, you know?

I don't know, you know, I think like whenever you, whenever you see societies that really start focusing on race, you're noticing a lot more like crime going on in the background.

I mean, our, our rate of black market exchanges got up.

I mean, just look at George Floyd.

He had what, fentanyl, methamphetamines and counterfeit bills on them.

I mean, that's cartel, the screaming up and down you.

So I mean you, you, you look at crime, it's like right there, like you're the chosen, you know?

Sure.

I don't know.

I don't know.

What?

That was a reference to Chosen what?

Well, that's like, I mean, what you guys are talking about white supremacy?

What's that say?

No, I mean, that's like I had some uncles who were in some of the biker gangs and they would like they'd get you young when you were just like some stupid ass teenager.

They'd put Klan literature in front of you and be like, yeah, you're like an Aryan, you know, you're one of the Aryans.

So, you know, you should, you should run drugs for us.

And that one, that one over a lot of young guys.

It's not.

It's not hard to, like, make young dudes feel special.

Yeah, I mean it's.

Like, like it's not just hey, do this incredibly dangerous thing or hey, you're, you're the best of the best.

Now go do this incredibly dangerous thing.

It's a hell of a pep talk.

Right.

I mean, everybody needs, everybody has like some longing for some identity, I guess to deprive white people of it, I think is actually, you know, that's my backfire.

Yeah.

Have you seen the scene?

I mean, what's the what's the joke there though?

I don't know the joke, I just, I think it just might backfire.

I'll tell you, I think.

We might look back on all this stuff in 20 years from now.

You go that all that stuff like the NFL putting end racism in the end zone, you go that was a huge mistake.

It created a comedy scene in Austin, TX.

Which will soon be the new capital of America.

President Rogan.

President Rogan.

Yeah, Vice Vice President Dellan.

Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

I guess we'll see.

You got anything out there, Christian?

No.

Anything other than you just regretted coming here tonight?

No, I'm listening.

It didn't take as long to get this to George Floyd, though.

That was no, that's good.

I was going to bring him.

Up I mean, dude, it's like my fucking with this girl getting stabbed on in Charlotte.

It's like my whole fucking Twitter is like my wife was like she's like, do you hear?

My wife gets everything like way later than anybody.

She's like, do you hear about this?

I'm like, did I hear about it?

It's like the only thing, everybody's talking about it on the fucking Internet.

Right now everything's flipped dude.

Like they used to only show black guys getting shot by cops.

Now it's white people being stabbed by immigrants.

Yeah, that's all anyone wants to see is Whitey gets stabbed by someone with a big head.

Yeah, bigger the better.

It's not good like I know.

Can't imagine your wife trying to break news to break news to you.

Has she ever gotten a?

Never.

One Scoopa, she has never one time, but like, have you heard about this?

And I was like, oh, what's that?

The best she can do is she goes, have you seen this funny dog video?

And I go, no, I have not seen this funny dog video.

That is quite the funny dog video.

You're just ready to the.

Dog farted.

Later the dog farted and it scared himself and he started barking at his ass and I go.

That's pretty good stuff right there.

That is that.

Is good stuff I.

Mean was she?

I mean, this was a case of a Ukrainian woman.

She was an immigrant here and then she got killed by one of our wack jobs.

Right like.

Yeah.

So it's, I mean, that's kind of proof I, I guess like even around here, they've been, they've been as of 2020, like end of 2024, they started kicking homeless people out.

Like we had entire camps throughout Peoria.

I I've been working as a just to kind of flip some old like houses in the realm and man, COVID was some sad shit.

Like you'd see just people like they had all of these rental more like moratoriums.

So it's like people just didn't have to pay rent.

And then they're so stupid.

They're like, Oh, this won't bite me in the ass and then just trash the places on their way out.

And you just go in like this is like the cockroaches, fleas, all kinds of shit.

But you're just like the homeless are just everywhere and you're like, these people are like, and the guy that they were talking about, he was like schizophrenic and just his mind like toast.

And then they had that Blackstone CEO recently get killed by that guy who's working as a what a guard over in Las Vegas.

He drove like half the way across the fucking US just to because.

He thought he was shooting up the NFL.

Well.

He thought he was going to shoot up the NFL.

Like what?

What a nut case.

Yeah, I mean, look, there's 300.

And 50 million people like, OK, so we're killing them.

Good for you guys for getting rid of your homeless dude.

What you do is you just get a bus and send them to Portland, OR and it's like, you know.

I mean, you go, to be honest, New York actually does does a pretty good job with the homeless here.

It's insanely expensive and we all obviously pay for it, but they do a pretty good job with it.

I mean, every homeless person in New York City gets a bed by law.

Like by law, I think it's like maybe the only city in the country, but if not the only I think it is why aren't?

They ever sleeping in them?

Why aren't they in their beds?

Well, the so the reason is because.

What's their bedtime?

Because they do have curfews and they can't show up hammered.

So they so, so they'll be like, hey, if I want to go like on a little Bender, I got to sleep on the streets for a couple days.

But The thing is, is like, if you are home, like dude, like in Toronto, like my friends did this documentary or whatever, but like Toronto, like it could be the dead of winter.

Like legitimately like -30°C outside and you'll show up to a homeless shelter and they're like, we don't have any beds.

Here's a sleeping bag and you're like, I'm going to die even with a sleeping bag.

And they're just like, sorry.

And it's like, you know, Canada's a pretty rich.

Country, I mean.

One of the one of the weirdest shit things that one of my ex's kind of got on a Bender with meth, but she ended up in Colorado like and I guess there's been a good amount of drift of the homeless into the actually the Native American reservation.

Really.

Do you have the sand like it's like?

The saddest thing about homeless people is the nicer you are to them, the more they just show up to your town ruin.

Things.

Like you would just pay for your empathy.

The more accommodating you are.

So sad.

I mean, we had, we had some, we had some characters here in town.

We had one gal who was just a, she was just an atrocious troll of a woman, just a complete like dumpster alcoholic.

She walked from one end of the town to the other.

And I'd like you just take her to like the grocery store, like give her a bag of stuff.

Yeah, rush your mouth.

My aunt isn't.

Just nasty.

Yeah, I mean, that's that's nice of you.

Yeah.

I've never taken a homeless person in grocery shopping.

You know, usually when you do like a meth Bender, you end up in some trailer park.

How great would be just one time you wake up, you're looking at the Rocky.

I did though, I, you know what I did, a homeless guy was, I was, where was I?

I was somewhere like late night in like Brooklyn.

And then I went into a Sonics and this homeless guy was like, can you get me something?

And I was like, sure.

And then he tried to order like 10 things and.

He was like, come on, man.

I think this is insane.

And he and he was like huge.

He was like, he must have been like 400 lbs.

So I'm like, I know you're not hungry.

Like I know you feel hungry.

But I know.

You're not hungry.

I know you're not hungry.

But I know you feel hungry, probably always feel hungry.

I I can simply.

That's the, that's the other, like, we live in such a country of excess.

I mean, I, I recall them, they'd, they'd hunt out at the like Dunkin' Donuts just waiting for them to throw the Donuts out or they're waiting outside the grocery stores just waiting for them to throw stuff out.

And you're like, these people would like, they don't have any incentive to do otherwise.

You're just like, I'm going to smoke meth and eat this, this, you know, bag of lettuce.

I.

Mean usually not eating out of the trash should be incentive to not want to do but.

There's good shit in there man 4.

£100 homeless man, that's something.

Yeah, I think he didn't have a leg.

You.

Know what he's.

Probably diabetes.

Really.

Hopefully he stays homeless though because he's 2 beds for homeless people probably they could sleep on him.

That's a good point.

That's a good point.

All right, Cole, anything else you wanted there?

No.

All right.

Good talking to you man.

Hello everybody.

This has been pretty chill.

Like I expected horrible things.

This has been nice, fine, nice people are calling.

In there are mostly fine, nice people, the the least nice, least fine persons currently banned from calling.

In, I guess I set the bar pretty low, yeah.

He knows what he did, too.

Well, he's been, he's probably been on when some of the real, real characters call in.

Some real gems.

Some real gems, but yeah, the one who's he's currently banned so you can come back when he's unbanned.

But the problem is.

I'll be here.

The problem is as though he's going to get himself re banned.

He can't, not right away.

He can't.

If it's not the first call, it'll be the second one and then that'll be it for him.

Tell him to write down his thoughts on a piece of.

Paper, I mean, he's in the he's pretty active in the chat if you want to check it out.

Right now.

You want to?

OK, I'll give you.

I'll give you his most.

I'll give you his most recent.

Make segregation great again.

Look, he's probably trying to sell hats or something.

You know?

Hello.

You're on the bath house, Joe.

Yeah.

What's up?

Who are you speaking with?

What you say coming through like a little bit blurry?

I'm blurry.

That's the producer.

Probably, yeah.

You're like you're garbled.

I'm garbled.

You're verbally blurry.

I can hear you.

Oh, verbally blurry?

OK, I can hear you totally fine.

Muffled.

Girls, are we all?

Are we all blurry?

Guys want to do a little mic check?

Mic check, Am I blurry?

Blurry, those are.

Good.

Yeah, it's just me.

We'll get rid of Danny then.

Maybe it's a Jewish.

Maybe it's a Jewish.

Thing do you think it could be just be my genetics?

I don't know, did you pay for a shitty microphone maybe?

There's SM50 eights, man.

Well, you see some fucking top of the line.

It is funny when people pick up, it seems like we called them up and they're, they're like, huh.

What are you on?

You called me OK.

What's up?

What now?

Bad.

Ass what's?

Up What do you want to talk about?

I'll, I'll second what the other caller was talking about.

About like Latinos, They're, they're pretty fucking lit.

They're pretty good.

Yeah, but you guys, you guys missed the most important thing.

Like if you're talking about like white supremacy and preserving the bloodline, Latinos are like racist as fuck.

That's fine.

But that doesn't, again, I'm like, I don't think the white nationalists are like, unless they're so desperate and they're like, really reading the kind of tea leaves, which is, you know, about how things are going.

I don't think they're like, yeah, let's just like, take Latino people.

Yeah.

You know what, I bet all these white, you know, nationalists or whatever, if they're rich, they're not mowing their own lawn anyway, so they're probably full of shit to begin with.

Good point, Good point.

Yeah, I don't know if a ton of them are.

Really.

Super rich.

Some of them are doing OK, like they're the Henry Fords of the world, but.

Henry Ford was an quite nationalist though.

He just didn't like Jews, right?

Is that true?

I think so it was mostly.

Jews mostly just been Jews.

OK, All right.

Sorry, Henry.

Sorry Ford family that sue.

Us.

I concur.

Ford, I get it.

Ford family.

I get it.

You guys are just misunderstood, I know.

I was probably wrong.

On that, yeah.

But I don't know.

Yeah, I mean, I love Latinos, but I don't think, I don't think I think like the the true white nationalists are like willing to open up the ranks to Latinos.

Because here's the thing.

It's like you're going to get instantly, you're just like, OK, so we're the minority in white nationalists.

Like if you have to break it down, you're like, we're instantly just like the minority.

That's not what they want.

Yeah.

Because usually within like one generation they have like light eyes again.

Sure, sure.

I mean, again, Nick Fuentes looks pretty white.

And I, I mean, I understand it.

And there are a lot of like, you know, there's a lot of different shades of Latinos like.

I mean, look at what the Germans did in Argentina.

What did they do there?

They were very white in Argentina.

Dude, I saw the funniest thing there was like, I think it was like Associated Press last week on their Twitter was like this World War 2 painting was discovered in this home and you will it was like in the most unexpected place, Argentina.

And everybody's like, that is not unexpected.

At all.

That is the most expected place to find out that's.

Missing #1 on family view.

Yeah, like a missing World War 2 painting.

And they were like the most unexpected of places.

You guys won't believe me when we found a Luger pistol.

You will not believe it.

Dude it was so like the comments were all like what are you talking about?

That'd be my first guess, yeah.

But no, I know what you mean with the Argentina, the Argentinians, they're I think they're pretty white, but again, like.

Yeah, they're like, they're super duper white.

Like, yeah.

And they're like Italian.

Spanish.

Love.

Spanish people from Spain, like, they're a lot of them pretty white.

I mean, again, here's the thing.

Yeah, because.

The white nationalists.

You know where you're from.

If the white nationalists want to make any progress, it sounds like they're going to need to open up the ranks a bit.

They're gonna have to be a little more inclusive, yeah.

Yeah, but like every white nationalist is already married to some Japanese lady.

Isn't that how it always goes?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know any personally.

Do albinos count for any in any?

Race.

No, no, you're.

You're the original.

Race.

Really.

Yeah.

So albinos don't count?

I thought they'd be like the king of those.

No.

A white albino is probably a pretty.

Good.

Maybe a white albino, but then you're like, also you're not like genetically.

It can't be like I'm genetically superior.

You don't have any pigment, clearly or not you.

Don't have any pigment.

So yeah, I don't know.

I don't.

Know they're pretty superior.

Don't they have like magical properties?

I've heard.

Like according to Africans.

Yeah, they have gold in their brain or something, don't they?

Don't they keep getting killed in Africa because?

They.

Oh, no, really.

I thought they keep getting killed in Africa because Africans think they have gold in their brains.

And then they open it up and they're like, damn, another brain.

Didn't have another brain.

What are the chances?

Guess I'll eat this.

Isn't there something about like killing an albino to cure AIDS over there?

Maybe, Yeah, they have a lot of wacky things.

I mean, when you look into it, you go there's probably a reason they're not doing so great over there.

This probably is a witchcraft.

I'm really upset.

I'm really.

Upset they didn't like.

You know, during like the 2020 period where they're like, oh, we should try like Indigenous science more like why not replicate that study in the.

US.

What do you mean indigenous?

Like.

Science.

Like voodoo.

Well, like during that, like, yeah, but but they're like, oh, just because, like, Western science has these like, precise measures and everything, like, doesn't mean we can discount like, indigenous medicine.

And it's like, yeah, go winging, kill an albino and see if it cures AIDS.

Yeah.

Maybe that's Maybe there's something to.

Offend, dude, maybe that's what Zafran guys don't want to wear condoms.

And there's like, Nah babe, don't worry, I killed an albino earlier.

We're good.

Are you tested?

He's like, no, but I killed in albino right there.

So that's good.

We're good.

Good.

Yeah, I don't know.

Like indulgences in like medieval time.

Yeah, I mean, I love indoors.

Keeping albino on deck.

I know we should bring back indulgences, although I guess it was only.

Catholics who had them, but.

Do they have white nationalists in other countries as well?

Yeah.

Yeah, but they're really pissed off.

Yeah, I think they have them.

Well, not obviously now I'm sure there's, I'm sure it's a pretty small group in like Africa, but I'm sure they exist in South Africa.

I'm pretty sure they're technically like if you go to like Eastern Europe, they're all white nationals.

They probably just don't even have.

A name for it.

Yeah.

Yeah, there's, there you go.

Yeah.

We're called Polish people.

I do.

There's a whole thing in England right now where everybody's like flying the flags.

And then people are like they're, they're like, you can't find the flags as racist.

And they're like, it's just the flag.

Yeah, but you wrote sand and.

Word on yeah, and they're really.

It's like everybody's like, yeah, but the implication of it right now is like anti immigrant and they go, I don't care.

It's the flag.

I think that was like that in the US for a little bit.

With the.

With the flag, the people that were flying the flag, really, I think like Trump's first term, when people were flying it, people were not happy.

That's offensive.

Yeah, that was that was another thing with embarrassing about Canada is because of all the native stuff, everybody was like ashamed of Canada's history so that nobody wanted to fly the flag.

And then when Trump started with his 51st state shit and everybody's like, no, we love being Canadian again.

I guess we're flying the flag now and it's not shameful.

And you go, how do you, how do you reconcile all these things at once?

Sleep at night fucking.

Embarrassing, embarrassing country.

Fucking a lie.

At least he got out.

It was, I mean, it was great in the 90s.

So it was America?

Yeah, everywhere was better in the.

90s What the hell happened?

Some homeless lady called me Gretzky on the way.

Really.

Yeah.

Yeah, why'd you?

You don't look like Gretzky.

You look more like Marc Messier.

Thank you.

Yeah, you look way more like Marc.

Messier.

He's American, right?

He's Canadian.

No, he's Canadian.

Oh shit.

Yeah, yeah, I.

Think he looks like baby Jason Statham?

Myself.

Well, that's pretty accurate.

Yeah.

All right, call her.

Anything else you want to add there?

It's getting too romantic.

I don't know, I'm, I'm kind of kind of upset at your slander of reggaeton, but like.

Reggaeton.

Stand.

Wait, what is Latina maxing?

You just.

Fucking just.

Just.

Get a Latina chick and some fuzzy dice on the.

Rear I've never heard that you fly as.

Many of them across state lines, as you can for sex.

Well, Latina Max.

I mean, America is kind of Latina has been Latino maxing.

Yeah.

For for.

Decades, I would say.

Right, it's Home Depot's Latina maxing.

I'm gonna drop that on a night on the town and somebody's yeah going.

We're gonna Latina Max.

Yeah.

I mean, they might like you too.

Because they're small.

You're big.

Probably, yeah.

Your offspring would be somewhere in between.

It is a.

Tiny man, You see them on the fucking subway, man.

You're like you're.

Like.

Hey dear, you want to make a normal sized baby?

Yeah.

Sometimes you see them and you're like, man, it's like this dude's like 4 foot 8 and then you're like, Oh no, no, that's just like a kid selling Oreos at fucking 4 in the morning.

Yeah.

That is a good thing about Latino women.

I've noticed They don't really care about height that much.

I mean, I don't think they can.

Yeah.

I don't think they have.

Well, they're all we're all the same.

They're all pretty small.

Not all of them obviously.

Depends where you come from, obviously, right?

But they're all like depends like certain certain regions.

Well, I guess it's not a big deal to that.

Central America, they're just like, yeah, we're just small people, right?

I don't know if it's a nourishment issue or genetics or both.

Portuguese are small people too, are they?

Yeah, yeah.

Small but loud.

Town in Massachusetts, New Bedford, has all Portuguese people.

And I went out there one night and I was like, well, I'm the king of this place.

Like I could see over everybody in this bar.

Yeah.

That was kind of like it was.

One night.

You should go to China man.

They would love you.

There was.

You would be like a celebrity in China just by virtue of your height.

Just like what is.

That not only dude like I I've been to China like literally people will stop you and just ask.

You'll be like like I had it where someone will.

You join our basketball, but they.

'D be like, can I get a photo and I would be like, yeah, yeah, sure.

Give me your camera and they're like, no, no, I want a photo with you.

That happened to me once in Washington Square Park.

A group of Asian women just ran up to me, Yeah, and took a photo.

I think they might have.

They thought I was like Chris Pratt or something or.

But they like they all just be like and just to posed with me and then ran away they were.

Just yeah.

Yeah.

They just want a photo of some American giants.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's.

What happens?

And they bring it home.

They go.

Look what they go.

Look at this guy.

Full ones are open, everybody 18889492969.

That's it.

Yeah.

We want to hear from you.

Do you have need some dating advice?

We have.

I spoke with.

Who is it?

Jack.

Last night he called in.

He had some dating problems.

He had a chick who was bipolar and then he goes.

She told me to break up with her.

AKA a chick.

Yeah, AKA obviously.

And then but I told him I go get rid of that shit and he goes, I got rid of her.

Best decision I ever made so.

That's one.

Day we're changing lives.

He's gonna be sad in like a week.

No, she was a little.

Crazy.

That's the best thing that ever happened to me.

She.

Was a little nuts.

You can't be with you ever been.

With a bipolar chick.

I don't know it, I don't.

Know I guess on.

The on the books I don't.

Know on the books is yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, if they're getting diagnosed, that means they're actually, that means they're crazier than the expected crazy, which is, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

It's not garden variety.

Right.

What was she doing?

What was some of her behavior?

Did he say?

Just really kind of all over the place.

I think, you know, anger and then very nice and I don't I don't even really remember it's.

Incredible in the bedroom, I'm sure that's why it's hard to get away.

That's though that is always a hallmark.

Of the.

Crazies.

Give that up.

Yeah, it's not so weird.

The the better a woman is at sex, the more like we like we got to get the hell away from.

Her.

Yeah, Yeah, it is weird how they do that.

It is weird how that works, isn't it?

Yeah, it's unfortunate.

Let's go to the.

Phone.

Hello.

You're on the bath house.

Again, hi.

Wait, can you please turn down your speaker in the background?

Yeah, I did.

OK.

Thank you.

OK, I so I can't hear you.

Oh, well, I can hear you on the phone.

OK, there you go.

Yeah, exactly.

It's just like.

A phone call, right?

My question.

OK, My question to you.

You're on the subway, you're watching it, somebody get assaulted or whatever.

Do you step in?

Are you like, I don't want to get arrested?

That's the first question.

All right, not the most PC answer I'm going to give, but what do they look like?

Can I get a description?

How many of them are there?

I mean, this is fairly brilliant.

Are they playing music on speakerphone perhaps?

You could win.

Let's pretend you could win.

Do they have a soundtrack that they're playing to their beat down?

But there's somebody.

There's somebody who's going to video record what's going on.

Yeah.

So basically you're guaranteed to go to jail afterwards.

Yeah, they're like you full, full Daniel Penny.

Like you're getting the whole like whether you're like facing 10/10/10 years in jail kind of thing.

And and then OK, follow up question.

OK, no, hold on, hold on.

Let's just no, let's just discuss this a little further.

What does the aggressor look like?

Let's get some details.

Is it just one of them?

Do they have a weapon?

What is the person who's getting beat up look like, like these are all like, is it like a frail old woman?

Is it a guy my size who's like, I'm like, I don't, you know, you should be able to defend.

Yourself and any guys got to be swimming and pussy now though, huh?

That's the thing if you go through with it and then.

You get guys get such insane right if.

You get, you get exonerated.

It's a fucking great life.

If if you got to go to jail, that sucks, but if you get, if you get out of it.

Oh yeah.

Yeah, it must be.

It's crazy too because he could have like he could have ATV, he could have his own like show on like Daily Wire if he wanted.

He just has no interest.

That's rough in the beginning, I mean.

Rittenhouse could go on tour, yeah.

Yeah, I'm sure it's like rough in the beginning because you're just like, wanted you like, oh, Stephen Colbert mentioned me.

Yeah, My God.

He goes not in a good way and.

I'm a peser.

He doesn't even know me.

Yeah.

Anyways, yeah, let's get some more.

Let's get some more details here before I have to decide if I'm going to.

Is it so So the so the girl is like a 25 year old attractive?

I'm in a fairly, you know.

She's got a good job.

Yeah.

And the fella is like, just for simplicity, it's like a black dude who is just like grabbing her shoulders and just kind of bothering her and being like, let let me get that.

And she's like, no, no, no, get off.

And he just continues.

Can you make the girl a little younger?

Yeah.

25 how big is he?

5 is good.

How big is and he's like.

What are we talking Seacups, by the way, on this woman?

Yeah.

Seacups, small DS.

Maybe.

Yeah, like.

A Cups.

And.

A cups.

Oh, I like small.

OK, so black guy beating up an Asian woman.

All right, Black guy's beating up an Asian woman.

It's just a regular day in New York City.

There you go.

Just this one time it goes.

And how, how big is he?

And so he's not like actually assaulting her, He's just bothering her.

He's like, yeah, he's like bothering her.

You you don't have to beat him up, but he's like.

I would definitely would not stop a guy from bothering a woman.

Just I mean, I'd be fucking.

I would take up my entire day.

That'd be every train ride would just be like, I guess I'm getting going to work.

I'd assume they're dating and going through a tough tough time.

It's their own problem.

OK, OK.

But if it's like a real assault.

Yeah, if he's like, so she he's, is he being physically violent?

OK, in this scenario, he's he's smacking her ass.

He's like grabbing, he's reaching for so.

He's like sexually assaulting her is what you're saying?

Yeah, he he is sexually assaulting her, but he's.

Saying, here's a question, here's a.

Question.

OK, question.

What is she wearing?

Yeah, like is she dressing like she's asking?

Yeah, if she's got a tube top on, this is fucking yeah.

No, she's wearing it.

She's kind of looking like that.

Ukraine.

Woman or whatever, just normal clothes.

OK, I mean, yeah, probably, I'd probably lock eyes with.

Well, first thing I'd do is I would lock eyes with any other black person to just be like, right, can you help me out here?

Like you're really going to make me fucking do this right now?

I'd try to find an alpha male on the train and be like hey you're up buddy.

All that pussy.

I mean, it's one of those things where you just like, because you do.

Because I did have a little incident on the subway like a month ago where I was getting pressed by some Hawaiians and some Hawaiians.

Yeah, and some lions.

And The thing is you don't know if they have like a knife or a gun.

I'm just like, what?

At like what point am I going?

To you never do.

Yeah, and I'm like, do I really want to die over this?

Right.

Or just go to a different cause.

And I'm married, so like, I don't, there's no like fucking pussy for me either, yeah.

Even if you do look like a hero.

Yeah.

And then I'm probably like in New York City, I'm going to wind up in jail.

I'm going to be like, fucking on the cover of the New York Times as like some fucking dude doing a hate crime.

I don't know.

It's a tough one.

That is.

I mean, every guy wants to be like, yeah, of course I'd step in, but.

I'm.

Fine, What would you do, Christian?

Yeah, it's ridiculous.

I don't know.

I guess I would probably be like, hey.

Like that.

Like do it exactly how you were doing.

Whisper you'd.

Be like, hey, maybe chill out over there with that.

Hey, Tupac, knock it off.

I would, yeah, I would.

I would went through it with a mean thing and be like that.

Wasn't that he said that I didn't?

Hey, young Weezy lay on Yeah, Oriental Broad.

Yeah, that's a tough one, man.

It's a tough one.

I don't know.

I mean, I'll tell you what, definitely if I saw a woman get stabbed in the fucking neck, I wouldn't just sit around recording the whole thing like and just like not help her.

That's not.

Well, that's what happens.

Like you weren't, you weren't going to stop that guy.

But like for the people who were just like going about their normal days, you're like, that is like a sick society.

Yeah, in all situations like that, I definitely wouldn't put take my phone out and start.

Now I wouldn't be like.

Worldstar this is.

Happening in front of me, yeah.

I'm gonna get so many followers from this.

Yeah, my God, this is such good content right now.

I'm a journalist after this, yeah.

If you get like a fine for 5000 bucks afterwards for some weird reason, because they say that like, you know, you stepped in and you know his buddy's recording and they delete the part where he's molesting her and they only, you know, they only show the part where you stop him and he's like, I wasn't doing it.

And so you get a fine for like 5000 bucks.

Does that girl have to pay the fine?

No, no.

Does the girl?

Have to pay the money, American whites will cover that on the.

Oh yeah, sure.

Buddy, buddy, I'd be fucking rolling and go at that.

It's like if they cut out that every part by me getting knocked out by the black guy.

Yeah, yeah, that, that.

I'm not that I'm not worried about the monetary element, I'm just like the Internet dude.

That girl who called the fucking little autistic boy the N word at a park got like 500 grand.

There's like a big jump, cut me with like a bruise on my head, like no, yeah, scoops, all good.

I figured it out.

I can't open my eye.

Here's here's my my venmo's.

Or please.

Whatever you can do.

It's like my Cash app.

Actually, you're not going to need Cash App, just Venmo.

Like a massive head injury.

If you have cash app, fuck you right now.

That's all I got.

To say yeah.

Fucking head.

You Cash App people are calling the real.

Problems.

Goddamn Cash App people on the subway.

You have a good time anyways.

Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know.

Yeah, yeah.

So, so that's my basic question.

If you step in, does the girl owe to like to pay the fine to pay your legal defense?

And then secondly, like, you know, is does she have responsibility to recruit her own, you know, man boyfriend if she clearly had the opportunity to get boyfriends and she's just passing up all the boyfriend opportunities?

Well, but she.

Can't always have her boyfriend with her so she might have to take the train.

Come on.

You know, what I would legitimately be worried about is you get like the wrong super liberal chick and you like intervene and she's like not on your side.

She's like on the side of the guy who is fucking.

Assaulting her.

This is part of his Dominican culture.

Yeah, yeah.

And then you're just like, fuck.

Excuse me?

Yeah, again.

But this is should be my job.

This should be the job of the police.

Right.

Like, you know, I guess it can't be everywhere all the time, but.

They're on the train a lot more, but I don't know if they're doing anything.

I mean, it's a deterrent, just them being there.

Yeah, I mean.

We're paying for it, so.

What would be what would be the most entertaining way to do like a death penalty, you know, put them in prison.

But what would be the most entertaining?

Like the thing that would send a message and deter people but also be like, yeah.

No live streaming on the White House lawn, just like they're doing UFC 320.

Actually combine it with UFC320.

The main event is a guy who's getting the death penalty has to go fight like fucking, I don't know.

No, like Jon Jones.

No, like Jon Jones, like just an untrained man.

You like don't feed him super well leading up to it, just like kind of there.

And then he just has to fight Jon Jones.

See, here's something.

Jon Jones is OK with just murdering.

People, here's thing if you.

Get OK, fine.

Sean Strickland IA 100% No, no, no, no, no.

Ryan Strickland No, the guy at the podcast, right?

Not Strickland, Sean.

Strickland, Sean.

Strickland, Sean.

Strickland 100% would do it for his country.

You go, yo, there's no bell, there's no tap out.

There's only one way this ends.

You're dead or he's dead.

He'd be like, yes, Sir, Mr.

President and that shit would fucking rip that that every person in America would TuneIn if.

It would be like, did you see?

Dude, you could charge $100.

Yeah, $100.

Dude, we would fix the deficit.

So.

Oh my God, man, we would do this country.

Everything just got a little better.

Like everything would be amazing.

That was good.

Did you watch it?

They got like cool, I liked.

They like they really got a lot of energy in the third.

Round like a primal like.

Well, you know the thing, The funny thing is like they used to do like, you know, in Europe, like they used to have public executions and then they stopped doing them because they were meant to be like a this deterrent where you would go watch them and you're like, yo, that's so fucked.

Up people were partying.

People were partying.

They would be like they would literally it turned into UFC where people were like, can't wait for the public execution and they're getting drunk.

At them and.

They're having having fun and they're just like, yeah, this isn't doing what we think this is doing anymore.

Well.

Dude, they didn't have cable, they didn't have TikTok.

Like, what, are you supposed to just be a blacksmith all the time?

Like, you need some fun?

A release?

Yeah.

You need some fun.

I know I agree but like literally they stopped doing them because people were enjoying it too much.

That's like it turned into like a Bills game.

That would happen here, That would happen.

What happened here?

People jumping on tables.

Oh, it would happen here so fast.

So quickly become like a yeah tailgating.

Yeah, literally people like jumping through tables in the fucking parking lot.

They're just like, yeah, I'm kind of lost the deterrent element.

You go, you, you ask homeless people or like people on the subway, like, you know, they're doing this.

They're like, no.

I, I had, I have fantasies of you get like a, like a house, like a mansion, like real world Big Brother, whatever you put like the 12 people in this house and it's all women except for some of these Californian politicians like Gavin Newsom and whoever who enabled this stuff with the caveat that the women are all transvestites and you know, maximum security.

Gavin Newsom, he's locked in there.

You turn out the lights randomly sound only.

And why you're saying that they would kind of give it to him?

He's a bit of a lady.

Oh, absolutely.

He seduces all of them.

I don't know why I want him, you know, molested by these so-called women.

This is a weird.

Fantasy dude this is honestly of all the fucked up shit we said tonight, this is maybe the most fucked up thing.

It sounds like you're itchiness.

Like you ever?

You just want to watch a transgender gangbang?

Yeah, is what it sounds like.

Yeah, the new thing you would.

Or you want to listen.

You want to listen to what?

You don't even want to see it it.

Just sounds crazy.

Just sound.

I just want to be, I just want these politicians who are OK in this stuff to be forced to, like, give them the close quarters with these people.

Yeah.

And like, we're not going to help you.

And like, you know, oh, later you can talk about how the women raped you all you want to, but you have to call them women.

Yeah.

I mean, I, I, I do think maybe one good thing that comes with this Charlotte thing is that they will hold like judges to some kind of some kind of responsibility.

You go, if you let some guy out and like back out after 14 felonies, like at some point you're responsible for what he does.

You can't just keep letting him out and then just be like, I don't know.

Is that what the deal was with this one?

Yeah, you've been 14 felonies or.

Something.

Yeah, no G stacks did what?

No, that doesn't sound like the G stacks I knew.

No SO.

Is public insanity an acceptable defense?

Oh, I can't read the sign.

I don't know English.

That's my defense.

Are you allowed to do that?

I mean, this guy, I'm.

Insane.

Public insanity.

I mean, I don't know about public insanity, but I don't even know if that's anything but whatever temporary.

I mean, this guy, I talked about it last night, but this guy will definitely Gopher not criminally responsible.

And if you guys remember in Canada in maybe 15 years ago, the guy cut the guy's head off on the Greyhound bus.

Do you remember that in Winnipeg, some guy was like God, this Chinese guy, and he was God told me to cut this guy's head off and he cut this guy's head off.

And I think he was out like 3 years later because they were like, yeah, he was like, he was schizophrenic out of his mind that.

Doesn't sound like the Buddha I know, but.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But then they're like, we fixed him and he's fine now.

And he's been out for eight years.

And as far as I know, I don't think he's cut anybody else's head off.

So.

But this guy will 100% be like, yeah, he's, I mean, the guy is known to be the guy who did the killing, like was schizophrenic.

Like, they apparently he recently called in to the police saying that, like, they put something in his brain and, you know, he was like, he couldn't like, eat.

And it was like affecting him in all these ways.

So like they're, they're gonna have a basis to say like, yeah, this guy didn't know what he was doing.

You know, it's sad, but some people should just be filled with drugs and they stare at a white wall all day and that's their life.

Like that's how they used to be, man.

You can get.

Dude, it used to.

I, I was talking about this last night.

There used to be in America.

I think it was 350 psychiatric beds per 100,000 people in America in the 50s.

Now it's like 10.

So it's like they basically are just like, yeah, we're not institutionalizing people anymore.

We're like we're getting rid of all the fucking mental asylums, all that stuff.

Which again, maybe there was a case for why they got rid of them.

I don't know, Like maybe they're like, that wasn't good.

But then now they're like, yeah, we just released them all into the public.

You guys deal with it?

That also can't be better.

That's fine.

They'll just one.

Person when there's.

A spot at the Grizzly.

It's not a problem.

Yeah, they're all this weekend featuring at the Grizzly pair.

All right, I'm going to let go.

Thanks, man.

All right.

Hello.

Hello.

Hey there.

Hey, what's up?

Hey.

Scott, is this the phone operator or is this Dan this is.

Danny, what's up, Dylan?

Oh, shit, OK.

I'm sorry.

How you doing?

Hey there, Mr.

Jew.

Hi.

I guess we're being racist tonight.

No, no, I don't know.

I don't know what show you're watching.

We're just talking about.

We're just talking about the news.

Mr.

Jude, that's not very racist at all.

Hello, Mr.

Jude.

It's like we have, you know, Dylan, we have a weird thing with your hold on, Dylan is, is your speaker on?

There's a crazy echo.

Crazy girl.

Is it really OK?

Fuck man, it's something to do with.

The are you calling in through like your?

Computer or something?

Yeah, there's like a we can hear ourselves here.

OK, well, figure it out and call back Dylan.

I like that people are calling from like a female.

It's someone said it last week, where everybody who calls in, it's like a woman's.

Day I've noticed that and then it's like glow.

All male callers, All female caller.

What do you?

Think they're calling from their wives phone?

I don't know, maybe a girl.

What's that?

Their mom's house?

Johnny says Johnny, that's not nice.

It's.

Not a nice.

Bobo Macchua, says Danny, Wrong answer.

Pull your burner out and yell stop.

I don't have a burner.

I can't carry a gun in New York City.

Wish I could.

I wish everybody could.

It'd be great if everyone had guns here.

Hello.

Hey, I don't know why it keeps doing that.

All of a sudden it started doing that.

Lately buddy, if you want to talk about fucking tech problems, I'm your guy.

Yeah, I mean, I have a.

Whole.

Fucking.

Life so.

You were talking about, I guess, a white nationalist earlier, yeah.

Which would you describe yourself as a white nationalist?

No.

So it's, it's kind of funny you guys were talking about the the Latinos thing is on job applications.

I'll put down Latino.

Yeah, because my dad's from Chile.

OK.

But I don't, I don't qualify as Hispanic, you know what I mean?

So you should stop doing that.

You're going to be paid $3.00 an hour dude.

Yeah.

Has that ever worked out?

Dude, more than you, you poor fuck.

Oh my goodness.

Easy.

Dude, yeah, calm down, you spicy Latino you.

He's Latina.

Max has that ever.

Worked.

He's a total Latino.

He's maxing, right?

Yeah, yeah, he's got that Latino rage.

He.

Can't get any more maxing.

He's a fiery, he's one of them fiery Latinos that I've heard all about.

Has that ever worked for you, Dylan?

You really know how to hit hard.

Yeah, man, we're really just pushing your buttons today.

Has that ever worked for you though?

Putting Hispanic on a job application?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

Yeah.

And then what?

What happens to?

This I mean.

Find out you're not when you just bring like fucking Bologna sandwiches to lunch for lunch and.

Then they're like, this guy's not.

Latino Where's the soups?

Well, for a while I had a Hitler haircut and they were kind of a little suspicious of that.

Yeah, it'll do it.

Mustache too.

Or just the haircut.

No, I wasn't going to do the mustache at the old.

And they can't do anything with the haircut.

Too much on the nose.

Too little on the little on the nose, that is.

I wonder if we'll see that mustache come back.

Yeah.

While from now, yeah.

I mean, I know MJ tried to bring her back but.

If he can't do it, is it?

I think in 100 years one guy is going to be like, I think it's cool.

You know what, I actually had a lot of family members like, and my family was Jewish, but I had like a lot of like Russian family members.

I remember like they were older.

They're definitely like live through World War 2 and they just rocked them.

They just were like, yeah, this is a pretty popular yeah.

I'm not gonna let that guy take my mustache.

Yeah, like I knew, like I remember when I was a kid, there would just be like, I'd have like they were like direct, like direct family, but they were like, you know, it'd be like family, a family or whatever.

And they were like they were just have Hitler.

He took my Aunt Isabel.

He's not getting my mustache.

Just imagining a group of children.

That's with all dude.

It was.

Weird man.

There was like there.

Was like a certain group like this guy probably died like in the 90s, I would guess.

But like, so he must have been like in, you know, in his 80s, in the 90s, but in the early 90s, But he just had a fucking.

Rock.

Has anybody else ever taken a hairstyle like that and totally made it unacceptable?

No, no, no, no, no.

He's the only one.

It's crazy.

Is this a hair salon?

What an.

Impact Is this Chris?

Is this a hair salon?

It is now.

I guess skinheads kind of tried, yeah, but you can.

Be You can have a bald head, yeah.

So Speaking of skinheads, I used to be a Skinhead and I used to hang out with a lot of them.

So you kind of were talking about that.

Nice, So how does it?

Work.

Can you?

If you brought around a Latino chick, Latina is that, Is that frowned upon?

Well, I didn't date Latina chicks.

No, I'm just asking you if you brought a, if you brought a Latina chick around.

Like are they like what are you doing man?

I'm Latina Maxing.

What do you mean?

Can we, can we be cool?

I'm like.

No, there's a, there's different, there's different skinheads.

I kind of just hung out in the middle between like the two extremes.

Skinhead light you're a.

Moderate Skinhead, yeah.

Diet.

Skinhead Well, I wasn't really political back then.

I was just kind of very conservative.

That's political and.

That is a.

That is a political ideology.

Well, it's not, it wasn't like not like like into politics like as in like living kind of just conservatively, not really like giving a shit about left or right kind.

Of what I meant.

What you answer a man's?

Question though, like what if you were like, hey guys, this is Rosie, she's cool, and as she was a Latino woman, how would the skin?

Hit.

It was Rosie Perez.

It was Rosie Perez.

Well, so I knew like actual like fascist skinheads from Spain that would come like to the show sometimes.

And I mean, there's there's all sorts of people that were in it.

Yeah.

Well, I mean, you're staying Latino or Hispanic, so.

OK, fair enough.

And there's actually a big scene in Brazil and Argentina as well, even though they're pretty brown down there.

All right.

So you guys are pretty inclusive.

Like how, he said Brown.

I know.

I love how we put that.

Just like even though they're pretty brown down there, losers.

Hot sun, How do you avoid it?

What?

Yeah, What if you're out in the sun for?

What if you go away for a week and come back with a nice tan and you're still allowed in the.

I think you.

I mean, I'm pretty tanned.

Yeah, you might tanned that's.

Fine.

But so for the, I'm sure you heard the caller earlier, Beau, like if he's having them cranking out a bunch of kids, but they're a mix, does that count?

Or is that no, no dice.

No, you failed.

Failed.

There you go, Beau.

You heard it from Dylan.

See.

I wasn't sure.

This isn't really my wheelhouse, but.

Hope you're happy, Bo.

Now it.

Is thanks.

Thanks for fucking poisoning the well, Bo.

Good job, Bo.

Yeah, I mean, that's that's the antithesis of what you're supposed to be doing.

I got a.

That's day one white day one Skinhead stuff.

Blonde hair and green.

Eyes.

I hate to defend this guy, but he's kind of right.

I.

I mean, I agree with him too.

I just was like, I don't know if they've had to like kind of kind of modernize for like, you know, current, current environments where they're just like, look, they're there really isn't a lot of us like I don't know what to tell you.

Also, chicks hate this shit for Christ's sakes.

Yeah.

Do you have any kids doing?

Yeah, too we've talked about.

This OK?

Sorry I I forgot.

OK, any more on the way?

That's not even replacement level.

Right now we're kind of holding off and 'cause we weren't expecting the second one.

She just turned 1 actually.

Oh, Congrats not.

So rich.

Anymore over the weekend?

Yeah, Thank you.

Actually, I'm still doing better than you.

Very doing, very matter of fact he was.

No, no, still doing pretty good.

Thanks.

Thanks for.

That yeah, and she's my wife is pretty goddamn racist.

She, he thinks Slav's bad.

She put him to the shame.

She thinks Slav is not is not pure enough 'cause he's a Slav.

Oh, she she is ruthless.

I mean, he is Jewish so that can't be good.

And don't don't be mean to slob.

He can't defend himself right now.

He's in the chat.

I mean, he earned his band.

He knows.

What I know he.

Knows what he did.

I mean, you, you call in all the time you never got a band.

There's there's a way to do this.

There's definitely a way to say what you want to say and not and not get the ire of the YouTube sensors.

Just calmly state your ideas without slurs.

There's just a problem.

Probably the slave just gets so wasted and he calls in and he's angry and wasted.

Now you're making him sound sad.

It's a little sad, yeah.

Well, that's, that's why like I, I'm trying to teach Jared how to be to like a little bit of like kind of be a little bit more coy about his ideas.

He's getting better.

Yeah.

I mean, we're doing that.

Show he didn't do great last night.

A little less off isn't.

It.

Last night he just calls and he goes you're a fucking pedophile and hung up on the phone.

Yeah, he was telling me he got he got hung up on.

Well, I mean, you know, I can't bring on guests on my show and then just be like, hey, here's a guy to antagonize you for the next 10 minutes.

You just have to listen to it.

That's.

Literally what I do when I call.

No, Sir, I'm not a pedophile.

No.

Sir, but you're you're a little, you know better about it.

And I mean, again, I had there's some I can't just bring people on, invite guests onto my show and then just be like, yeah, this guy's just going to antagonize you for the next 10 minutes.

And I control the hang up button.

Yeah, it's not really, it's not a really good host thing to do.

Was the guy a pedophile or what was his?

Who was the guest?

It was Michael Tracy.

If you know him, he's like a big journalist on the Internet and basically his whole thing was like just so much of the Epstein stuff is just made-up.

That was his whole deal do.

You bring these guys on just to antagonize us.

Antagonize new.

No, I just, I mean, it's I just bring interesting people on.

I don't know.

I mean, I did find it funny.

He's almost like an Epstein conspiracy theorist in the sense that all the conspiracy theorists are like, Epstein's our thing.

But then he's the guy who he's like, yeah, there's really not that much here.

Yeah, it's a pretty cool.

It's a pretty.

Different like he's and he's like, he doesn't like he's not just like do like he has all these things he references and he's just like, again, I don't, I'm not fact checking him in real time.

I can't.

So he's just saying the island was like small or something.

Let's see.

He actually said he was landlocked and yeah, yeah, he goes.

There was a fucking bridge there.

It wasn't really an island, really, not at all.

But he was just like.

He's blown out of it's blown out of proportion.

He was essentially what were his main things that I talked to him about.

He said like the Alexander Acosta thing where which I believe this to be true.

And I guess and again, maybe someone can Fact Check me and me or him.

And you know what he said was bullshit.

Again, I bring on people who say I bring on people who are like some.

I brought a chick on who said that Jonbenet Ramsey wasn't real.

Like she never existed.

She was like a hologram.

Like I, I had this chick on like a month ago who was like George Floyd, like worked for the government and like the whole thing was like a set up like like I let fucking crazy people come on and just.

Like, yeah, and she didn't believe I was black.

Yeah, and she didn't believe you were black.

Like, you know, I bring people on.

I don't know, it's like, it's not like specifically to antagonize the audience.

I just like, I like hearing fucking people say their shit.

I don't.

Know take the Jon Benetti Ramsey take.

Dude, she was so not.

She was.

Not real.

No, she's just literally she's she was a hologram.

Tell people.

That what was her name again?

I can't remember her name, but yeah, she's good.

But no, I didn't bring him on to antagonize people.

I'm just like that that guy is is literally the only person who could say anything about Epstein that isn't just like the same shit right over and over again.

Like he was just basically.

Yeah.

So the Alexander Acosta quote, that where he goes like, you know, he's above my, it's above my pay grade.

And he's like, you know, he's intelligence or something.

And he's like, yeah, that was from like a Daily Beast article in 2019.

There's no source for it.

It was like fourth hand, fourth hand information essentially, like just all these things where he goes, yeah.

Like, you know, he kind of just casts some doubt on some stuff.

And he goes.

And a lot of it is, you know, there's just like there's no evidence of any of this stuff.

And a lot of people who are like, you know, conspiratorial minded are like, yeah, the absence of evidence is the proof.

And you go, that isn't really proof.

But you know, that's it's just interesting to hear something.

Like how he was like talking about how like he was saying the the victims were recanting their stories as if they didn't have like the the biggest, most powerful people harassing them and just a few of them commits suicide.

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, the thing I said it on the show, the Virginia Goffrey thing, like even I said when she had her bus thing, I go, this sounds like bullshit to me, you know?

And he's just like, yeah, she's like the biggest liar ever.

Like literally serial serial liar.

Like again, he gave some explanations where you go that sounds like it could be plausible.

I don't know.

I mean, I'm not going to fucking turning my life into just like I'm an Epstein investigator, so.

But people just called in and called him a pedophile.

That's.

Hilarious.

Yeah yeah, everybody, because the fact that he's just like he has a counter narrative, this whole thing.

So everybody's just like this guy's a pedophile.

Like his whole Twitter is like, if you go look on Twitter, everybody's just like, this guy's a pedophile.

That is a tough take to to have right now.

Yeah, I'd say he's just like I'm a, he's just like I'm a real journalist.

I don't know.

He's like, I can back up everything I say so.

How far was he going?

Was he like no, that there there was no island?

No, no, there was an island.

There was an island for sure.

And he was just like Jeffrey Epstein was just like this rich dude who's a pedophile.

He's just like a rich dude who just like, yeah, definitely liked fucking young chicks.

And he had a lot of powerful.

He was a real mover and shaker in New York and then a lot of powerful.

Friends.

Literally.

Yeah, basically that was that was what he was saying.

And you're like, you know, there's all these like black this, you know, this idea that he was blackmailing people on behalf of governments.

He's just like, there's no evidence of it, which there isn't.

But again, people go on the the absence of evidence.

People go is that's the proof of it.

And you go, that's not really the proof of it.

But I understand that line of thinking too.

I don't know, just let him state his case, OK, Well, I I mean.

I'm like trying to be, I mean.

He's not like some random dude.

He's like, he's like a huge fucking journalist.

Like he goes on breaking points all the time.

Like he goes on Glenn Greenwald's show.

Like he's not like a.

Lot of times felt the man's weight.

But he's not like some nobody like that I found he's like a pretty like well known journalist.

Like he has like fucking 400,000 Twitter followers.

Like he's not like some nobody.

He must be getting it online.

I mean, if, if that's the the metric, let's look, I guess Believe everything Laura Loomer's saying too, huh?

Sure.

I mean, I would have Laura Loomer on.

Of course I would have Laura Loomer on.

I mean, I would just be like.

Uh huh.

I don't know.

Let her let her stare case.

Fucking a Rocky Dennis looking bitch.

Yeah, I mean, again, dude, I, I think I've been clear with my other show.

I'm like, I'll bring anybody on like Oprah.

I'm like, I don't really have a thing where I go.

That's.

Forbidden I had a guy who came on who was like Hitler died in Argentina and this U boat goo who's like literally on the fucking ADLSPLC list of like this guy's a Nazi like I brought him on.

I don't care, they're just making Slav feel worse and worse right now.

Literally anybody could go.

Anybody except for.

Yeah.

And by the way.

Yeah.

What What you said to Slav in the Patreon chat was really uncalled for.

I felt that.

Why is that?

It's true.

That it would be better with that.

Come on.

Yeah.

Everybody loves sloth.

No they don't.

You don't understand how many fucking complaints I got.

About you get so many messages.

Dude, I get so many complaints about him.

Like you should see the comments I get on, especially on Spotify where people are just like instantly skip any of his calls.

They're just like can't stand this guy.

Please ban him permanently.

Like dude, I'm telling you, I'm not like making this up like I've I don't think I mean, I I've been more than charitable with with love.

I like I let him.

Dude, he got my fucking YouTube channel permanently demonetized for life.

What if you found out Alan was Slav all along?

They don't look way different.

Slav Slav finagles his way onto this guest one day.

And I like Slav, but I'm just I.

You know.

Slav started a 15 year comedy career just to fucking come.

Here, No, he's not that crazy.

But anyways, no, I, I mean, you know, Slav, Slav likes talking shit too.

So I mean what?

I'm going to give a little shit back and he's all of a sudden he gets sad about it.

I mean, it's, it's, it's just part of the show.

I mean he's like you're you're you're anti hero.

He is like my anti hero, but again, if he he is going to get himself permanently banned, like I mean, I'm just literally waiting for his him to be unbanned for him to call in one last time to just get himself permanently banned, then that'll be it.

So it's going to happen anyways.

Dylan, I got to let you go later, man.

Dylan, everybody all right?

We got the piss drinker, Rube Star.

I'm waiting for this guy.

December 20th, 1991.

Oh 91's a goat, Peaceful and creative.

December 20th they got a push pull effect.

That part of them wants to have fun and then the Capricorn side of them wants to be serious.

I thought, isn't that a Sagittarius or there's a Capricorn side of them?

It's on the cusp.

It's the cusp of prophecy, December 20th.

They're half Sagittarius, which is a lot of fun.

Yeah.

And half Capricorn, which is really serious.

So they have a push pull effect sometimes.

It'll be a lot of fun.

Then they'll be like, oh, I gotta get real serious.

Interesting.

OK, well, there you go.

Bo, that That was for Bo.

OK, Bo, call your local company.

Danny, I'm down at Danny, I'm down in Columbus and I I just saw this band.

We are scientists, which I'm sure you probably don't know who they are.

Never heard, but they're awesome.

I'll take your word.

Well, I'm commissioned, I'm commissioning them to write a new theme song for me.

And so far I got AI got, I kind of got a chance really pretty good because they got.

Why do you need a theme song?

But for my podcast.

Oh, you got a podcast?

You know when.

You have a podcast?

Ruth is the first I'm hearing about this.

I knew that.

Oh yeah, Danny.

In fact, a dream of mine would be for the boys cast if you guys just watch episode 2 one time if you ever It's a slow Newsweek.

Yeah, if you could get past episode 2 of my podcast.

What's your pod plug your podcast man?

What is it called?

Where can people find it?

It's a full colon rootstar.

Oh, it's on YouTube.

It's on.

YouTube and what's it called?

Full colon rube star, Full colon colizar.

What?

What?

Do you mean full like the actual you're?

Going to have to work on that.

Name.

That is terrible.

You have two colons in there.

Like you spell out the word full colon.

Well, it's actually quantum grammar syntax structure.

Oh yeah, that's great for the fucking YouTube algorithm.

Can I ask you a question, Sir?

Quantum grammar syntax structure.

Why?

Why not just the piss drinker podcast?

I feel like that's, you know.

The Rube Show.

Yeah.

The Rube Star Show.

You know I want to be more than just a piss drinker.

I got bad news for you.

I got bad news for you.

Rube.

Once a piss drinker, always a piss drinker.

How do I find this?

Tell me what it what it What is it called?

Rube Colon.

You got it.

I'll send it to you.

No, you got send it dude.

That sounds like a conversation he'd have with his agent, but I want to be more than just a piss drinker.

Oh, here we go, Rube.

So here it is.

It's on the rubstar YouTube channel so you can find it.

Just search rubstar colon.

Rubstar space colon colasar.

Dude that is so fucking stupid for a name that is impossible to find You're.

Going to I'm not really looking for a lot of views, Danny.

I'm looking for self satisfaction.

You know, I'm happy with my product.

And hold on, you haven't had an episode in a year?

Well, I'm stuck on Episode 4.

It was going to be Star Wars theme.

I was going to get Lisa Ann and a little Star Wars outfit, but she shot me down for that and, you know, whatever.

Yeah, I mean, I'm going to get back on the horse one of these days.

She's busy.

Yeah, I need the theme song.

OK.

So anyways, Danny, we might we might have to do a show sometime to raise money for this song.

Say that again, what do we?

What do I have to do?

Maybe you and I could do a show sometime and raise some money.

Like a live stream or something?

Yeah, you know, I drink piss for money or tell birthdays for money, whatever.

We need money.

I mean these.

Guys want money.

You know what it'll well, I'll tell you.

Let's see the Super chats for tonight.

Son if you don't, son, if you don't act together, soon you'll be drinking.

I got some.

Money on the Internet.

Room I got $1.99 so far tonight and YouTube takes 3030%.

I took it away mostly for you, not mostly for you, but it was just fucking up the show.

I didn't like it, but I got $1.99 tonight.

So that's AI think after YouTube's cut that's $1.50.

Is that do do you think they'll give you a show for they'll they'll do your theme song for $1.50?

I'm pulling $1000 each.

And how many are there?

Well, there's really only two.

There's 2-3 if you count the drummer.

The drummer counts.

I'm sure he wants to be compensated so $3000 dollar 50A stream.

So we're going to have to do 2000 shows if my math is correct.

No, no, Danny, our show will be different.

I'll be drinking pissed and whatever else it takes to get that money.

You could be like, kind of like a Steve will do it type, Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, there's going to be a lot.

You're going to have to drink piss a lot.

It can't just be 1.

Honestly he'll probably make a lot more money then I will if he's drinking piss.

Yeah, I would.

I'll snort.

I'll snort, snort, egg yolks, amino acids, all kinds of things.

OK all.

Right, cool.

I mean, honestly, you know, I I already see this being more successful than the show, so Congrats on that.

Basically Steve O.

Basically Steve O.

I'll tell you, I'll tell you what else Danny as as as poorly marketed as my channel is that that my second episode got way more views than I have subscribers.

OK.

Yeah.

Well, that's the algorithm so.

Trying to help.

Me out, what is I still I still can't find.

Oh, was it Episode 3?

Truth of the moment?

Well, that's the one I did when I got out of jail.

That one.

That one's pretty good.

But number 2 is the money.

Shot man number.

3 episode 3 has more views than episode 2 though Episode 2 only has 246 views, episode 3 three.

Is solo for the solo cast?

Did you have guests?

Well, I went crazy.

I went crazy after I put up a.

Oh, you went crazy?

Is that when you?

Is that when you bit the cop?

After episode 2, I bit the cop and I took the video down, so I put it back up.

It actually had more views, but what?

It doesn't even matter.

I'm posting it in the chat, by the way, for people to go give it.

AI posted the link in the chat for everybody if they want to go check it out.

Episode 2 Yeah all right.

Well, I mean, I'll definitely I'll definitely do like on episode with you.

I'm not going to really commit to 2000, but I'll do 1.

Oh, no, no, Danny, I got the, I got the 2000.

But if they want more than that, that's what I would need help with.

No, I mean 2000 episodes just because that's what we'll need to raise $3000, but at this pace, but.

Danny, one or two episodes of Me Drinking Pistol and Astrology will be rolling in it.

I'll do it, Ruth.

I will do it with you.

I will.

You've brought me so much joy in my life, Ruth, that I will absolutely do this.

He's not above it.

I'm not, I'm I'm absolutely not above it.

I'll never say I'm above it.

I will do it, rube.

I will 100%.

Hey, do you?

Are you doing a hard shut off at

10:30 today?

They haven't given us the out, but probably we got to, we got to leave in the next 5 or 10 minutes.

Yeah, I forgot why I even said that.

You're not taking enough piss, Rube.

The memory's getting shoddy.

This guy should already be famous dude.

I'm honestly, he really should be.

I'm a fan Drinks.

His own piss and he bit a cop.

Like dude, dude, that's insane.

Who are?

You Lindsay Lohan's dad?

That's fucking insane.

Yeah, go ahead.

I didn't know they were cops.

They they tased me so many times I was blacked out.

So when the guy had his hand over my mouth, I didn't realize it was a cop.

What were they?

What was the reason?

They his sister did a Wellness check on him.

Yeah, just a Wellness.

Kind of dare.

Sheet, you know.

He has merch all the time.

He got bit by a cop I I own, I own his shirt is.

There a picture.

Yeah, it's like a It looks like a cartoon, like it looks like a comic book cover.

And it's him in his kitchen.

What are you wearing in the thing in the in those clothes?

No.

Aren't you wearing some like like like like a superhero costume or something?

Oh that was underneath.

I had my Magneto costume on underneath.

I do a little cosplay from time to time.

Dare they do a Wellness check on you?

And obviously you had it under control.

Yeah.

Oh, dude, when they came into the kitchen, I tossed bananas at them.

I said, are you a monkey?

Are you a monkey?

And.

They were actually kind of one of them were black, were they?

No, no, it.

Was like, I was like, no, why would you think they're black just because I asked?

Them.

I didn't think they were back.

I was hoping that they weren't I.

Just wanted to make sure they're.

I just wanted to make sure that you didn't get yourself any even more hot water.

My side is hurting Jesus Christ.

Dude, yeah.

Anyways, the one cop got a big laugh out of it.

But the cop who saw my butt, he was not laughing.

No, no, bet not.

No, no, it's not going to.

Yeah, no laughing matter.

Let.

Me tell you.

Yeah, go ahead, Ruth.

My thumb smells like piss.

Yeah, they don't like that.

They don't like it when you bite them.

No, no.

Well, they don't know what disease you might have, so that's understandable.

After being tased you bit him, so there's probably like an electric an electric shock coming through an.

Electric Tase.

Yeah, I mean, like, I agree with Rube, the cops shouldn't put his thumb in Rube's mouth.

No, no, shouldn't have done that.

That was his mistake.

Not only, not only that, after I woke up in the hospital, they had me handcuffed, 4 point handcuffed, right?

And I wake up and there was a cop with his hand over my mouth, with his finger in my mouth.

And I was like, Oh no, I'm not falling for that again.

They're baiting you.

And I was like, yeah, I was, because, because the guy was like, Oh yeah, I'll get the rest of the week off, too.

I was like, why?

You got your finger in my mouth?

He's like, I got to hold you down.

They were going for my penis, too.

That's the other thing.

I thought they were going to cut my Dick off, but really, they're just sticking a catheter in.

When I was in the hospital, Well, I mean, I wake up and there's a bunch of people in Mass around me.

One guy's got his hand on my mouth, and I see them cutting my pants off.

I'm like, why are you cutting my pants off?

You know, like, why don't you just pull them off like a normal person?

Yeah, but they got to cut them off.

Yeah.

It was scary.

It was.

I felt like I was an alien being autopsied on by a bunch of.

Yeah.

Disturbing for you?

Yeah, only made you stronger though, Rube.

Yeah, yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Why can't the guy just drink his own piss on the Internet by himself without being bothered?

Yeah, well, we'll do.

Yeah, OK, we gotta wrap this up.

We'll do a stream, I'll do it with you.

We gotta end the show, but hit me up, you got me info and I'll do a stream with you.

You.

Doing a bath house next week, Danny.

We'll be back next week.

Yup, next Tuesday night.

OK, I got some other material I got to talk to you about.

OK, let me know.

Good talking to you, Rube.

I'll save it for next week, OK?

I love you, Danny.

Love them.

Keep that, brother.

Bye, Rube Star, everybody.

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Plugs.

Plugs.

On Twitter, I'm at Fox City USA.

Fox City, USA.

Yeah, and on Instagram I am a Fitz comedy.

Oh fuck, City USA was taken.

No, no, I changed it.

It's a long story.

It was fuck city USA.

You had Fuck city USA on Instagram and you gave it away?

Yeah, because I was, I was afraid the algorithm rhythm was gonna like, you know, fucking.

Fuck Jerry exists though.

Yeah, you're right.

You got to go back to fuck City.

Oh, that's really that's for sure.

I.

Dude, it was gone a day and I tried to get it back.

Gone.

Somebody out there is now.

Fuck city.

Yeah, I still got it on Twitter.

Noor says I don't know what this currency is, but he says here Saudi oil money, the OGL, GB, TQ plus Arab state, is that SAR, is that Saudi Arabian money?

He just.

Saudi Arabian money, dude.

I'm like fucking Tim Dylan over here.

Look at that.

See me at the Riyadh Comedy.

Festival do an episode of The Bath House.

That's dirty money.

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They see me as a leader, so that's why I'm Captain Kirking.

These search from the stars that much just for certain.

You can feel this here If you up or if you hurt me, I'm raising my stock.

My fucking my feet is some Birkin number Johnny five got a fucking short search bring the truck to life.

When I speak phenomenon when I hear she feel that shit.

I heard abdominals.

These rappers make me laugh like comic.

You know I got a ball out.

I hit the track running just like Sonic do turn on my light switch.

Yeah, they was trying to get me on my hype shit.

Yeah, they don't want to turn on my light switch.

Yeah, they don't want to turn on my light switch Yeah, they don't want to turn on my light switch.

Yeah, they don't want to turn on my light switch.

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