I went to Lady Gaga and we got to the venue minutes before the show, and she canceled vocal cords, which I totally think.

I get, Like it's minutes before.

People were freaking out.

I felt really I was only like explaining it to the audience.

I certainly wasn't complaining because I did fly back to Miami a day early.

I did cancel something, I canceled a date but O and I did waste an outfit and I did go have my friend after.

I meet some men after.

But it wasn't the biggest harm the biggest felt.

But I felt so bad for people that traveled.

They got plane tickets, got babysitters, like bought the tickets, flew overseas like it could be a disaster.

I never thought about the responsibility of being an entertainer at that level.

And just like celebrities are just like us.

Like she got sick, so everybody went to New York.

I didn't get to go, but I think I get to go in like any other city.

So I have to think about making a plan and what it's going to look like and if I'm going to do it.

Went to see Adam Sandler do a live show in Miami, and it's not really that he does stand up.

He does like these bits and these singing.

I actually saw it at a charity show two years ago, so it was a very similar show.

So was similar content.

It's more like shock value, strange demented songs.

You know.

It's very for like the dad who wears a T shirt that says something on it that has like a beer cozy and like like sort of like inappropriate like dork uncle humor.

Rob Schneider opened up for him and I've seen him before.

My faite Kevin Neelan was to me the funniest.

That was the most entertaining part.

I really like him.

I think he's really funny.

I think that's a very difficult, almost dying art of stand up comedy.

And it's becoming like a middle aged art based on me, based on the crowd, based on the jokes.

I'm like, wait, a wee old like and it's the same night as the VMA's And then I'm like, I really don't know who Tate McCray is.

Like I know that she's a person, and I know people compared to Britney Spears, and she's like a cute young girl.

I've seen Sabrina Carpenter in concert, but because I was taking my daughter.

I mean, we're like, I don't know anything.

It's like we're there now.

I really don't know anything.

I couldn't right now name a dual lip a song unless the dual lip and the baby song is dualip of singing it because it was a TikTok sound, because I am a TikToker.

But I can't name a Tate McCray song.

I can't, off the top of my head name a Sabrina Carpenter song.

There are other people too, like I like Billie Eilish, and I know I like her music.

I don't think I could write now.

I just suck.

I'm just when you get old, you're old.

And it's even worse if you're old to like act young and like act like you know what's going on, Like it would be creepy if I know it.

You have to just like sit where you are, you know, it's just funny.

I look around at my friends, I'm like, you're fucking old too.

It's so annoying.

We can't really avoid this, and it's so weird that young people are into me.

It's like so strange.

I mean, I always thought it was that I was the crazy aunt and like I was talking at this business event yesterday because I just want to know, like how to pop off on social media, and I'm like, it's the most overused thin saying be authentic, and I don't think it's that easy to be authentic because you have to actually know who you are or be in touch with who you actually are to be authentic.

It's not something you can just say.

It's something you have to just be.

So anyway, I just it's almost cringe that I'm the old guy at the club, like I'm the old woman inside TikTok that like the young kids thinks cool and it's like, why you fucking weirdos.

It's just so strange.

I live in there, but I know that I'm like the mom wearing like rainbow legwarmers.

Do you know what I mean?

Like I'm aware it's I'm cringing at myself.

I don't understand.

Okay, So in scrolling through social media, first of all, I just want to say something.

Teddy Mellencamp looks good with a shaved head, Like is there enough discussion about that?

I saw a couple.

I saw her when she was in the hospital, unfortunately, and then I've seen pictures of her just like I think she was with a group of housewives, and I mean she's really beautiful, but like there's some sort of like empowering, badass survival bitch that has come out.

And I have two friends who have been through hell and are still in like a version of hell from different types of cancer, and they both have like they've changed.

I'm not even saying it's positive and I'm not saying it's negative.

It's just like there's a change meaning.

It's not like the faux gratefulness that people will have about like no just one day at a time, and I'm just it's like it's like real because they've really been to the other side, like they've been through something that other people have not been through, and they all have a similar like like nothing matters, but everything matters at the exact same time, Like everything is so ridiculous and trite and stupid, but also everything is so meaningful and deep, Like I think small things probably have big meaning and big things have no meaning.

Like it's all sort of mixed up in this meaning soup because we place the utmost importance on the nothing, the sweating of the small stuff, and then if you if you are your life is at risk.

Even the most gigantic things feel so inconsequential, Like the whole board gets like taken down, you know, I feel like it must like reshuffle the entire deck.

So people just are changed anyway.

I just I've met Teddy maybe once, like backstage at something.

I don't know her at all.

I just I just I don't know as a just as a mom.

She just got a different transparency about her relationship and like what was going on.

And it doesn't seem like put upon, it doesn't seem like wanting attention.

It's just like, fuck it, this is what it is.

I've you know, my life has been on the balance, So like I'm just gonna mention it all.

I don't know, there's just something something that obviously changes a person.

I mean, it's like, because most things don't happen, most people fear the things that don't happen, and then something when it does happen, You're just like, Okay, this is happening right now.

This shit is real right now.

You know, it must be what it feels like to be like kidnapped and locked in like an elevator, and you're like, wait, is this happening right now by that person?

This happens to God bless honestly.

So, I don't know why that came up, but I was thinking about this naked wasted thing, like there's a whole thing.

I don't know exactly what just happened, but I think on the Real Housewives of Orange County they brought up the naked wasted scene from the OC years ago.

There was a the OC has had a lot of problems with this.

I remember the girl's peer pressure and Kelly Dodd to drink and I think she heard my podcast and then said that she wasn't doing something she didn't want to do.

I don't know.

And as a person who had a cocktail line and invented the skinny margarita and loves a cocktail, I still like it's crazy the shit that was able to go on on that show that aired.

Like I've talked about I talked about all this stuff that's being discussed now on social media on rewives that podcast, like it's like everyone's talking about it now, like it's it's a new discussion.

It's never been a new discussion there was Gretchen was in a bathroom with a younger man, the son of one of the cast, and he was fucking rolling up on her and I don't know how she had the wherewithal to say no, because she you know, you know, we've all been in that situation where you're just like it's it's a bad feeling and it's just a fucked up thing, and the producers just listening and like not intervening.

It's just like what a gross world that keeps turning and it's shocking, it's barely turning, but it's just like unbelievable.

So I saw this all over social media, and another person from that world messaged me about it, and like I said, I don't care about it because I'm that part of it anymore.

It doesn't matter to me.

But it's just like expired milk.

It's crazy, like I think, you know, when you close your eyes and you think like the other person's not there because you've closed her eyes, like as a kid, I think it doesn't exist anymore.

And then I'm like, wait, are people is this still going on?

I don't know what level, I don't know what success level.

I don't.

I don't know if all of the seasons of all of the cities still goes on in full clip like, full tilt like.

I don't know if Atlanta still goes on.

I loved that show.

I don't know if Jersey still goes on.

I loved many parts of that show.

Teresa's a fucking gangster.

I mean, she's just like the terminator of Housewives.

I mean she's been through a war there, and she seems like a tough as nails, also as flexible as a rubber band woman.

And again, I've met her twice in my whole life.

I really don't know these people just because we were in the same franchise.

I don't know them, but so I look on like a fan with the slightest bit of institutional knowledge, no more than the average fan by any means.

All Right, hot new couples, I don't care if they're true.

If they're not true, I'd like to discuss them, and I want to live inside of them, and I just I want to like just talk about them.

Okay.

Olivia Jade, who's the daughter of Massimo and Lori, and sorry to mention that she was part of the college scandal, who cares.

It was a long time ago, but she's beautiful and like seems I don't know if she seems interesting.

She's a beautiful young girl.

I think she went to USC and she posts on social media that I rarely see it, but I think she's dating Glenn Powell.

Okay, I'm just saying, like, hip hip hooray for everyone.

Okay, hip hip hooray.

And then I don't know why I never think of her name.

Everybody thinks she's so pretty.

She was in the movie I Feel Pretty.

What the fuck is her name?

You guys all love her and she's dating Austin Butler.

What's her name?

People guys love her, like I think she's pretty, but like, I don't panic over it.

There are certain people that I panic over.

I don't panic over I panic over like Emily Radikowski.

If I'm saying the name right, her and Austin Butler, Okay, Like yes, I'll take I'll take three.

I yes, it's just like beautiful gorgeousness hot couple?

Or was he the one who was with Cindy Crawford's daughter, Like fuck, we're in high stakes poker land.

This is just like hot as fuck land.

Yeah, I like it.

It's for some reason, it's giving to me Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendez.

I don't know why.

I don't know why.

I think that because it's it's more commercial.

But it's just like, let's fucking go.

Okay, So the new couples, I'm about it.

Did someone tell me the Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson was fake news for the movie?

I bought that hook line in Sanka.

If that was fake news just for the movie, I'm not well and happy.

I don't like it.

I don't like it.

I bought that shit right fucking retail price A little loser.

What is your disorder?

Is it being late?

Is it being messy?

Is it getting too drunk at a party?

Is it like just spewing off what you think?

Is it being too reserved?

Is it being insecure?

What is your disorder?

Mine is order.

My disorder is order.

Everything has to be in order.

Everything has to be organized, everything has to be put away immediately.

Everything has to be where it's supposed to be.

Everybody else has to be a mind reader and remember where I told them it needs to be, and they have to follow the rules of where it all needs to be.

Where it goes, where it went, what the process is.

Every person that has ever worked for me has changed their entire life and house, and it has become the most organized machine.

I saw a picture of William and Kate and the future King George and like when they told him, I've never thought about anything like that in my entire li could you imagine being a child or having the child and like looking down and knowing that your child, your son, is going to be case.

It is so Game of Thrones.

It is so something you cannot even conceive, like what somebody has to be king?

But like it's Prince George, Like how insane is that?

I mean, honestly, it makes you realize why there was some version of some complex with Harry, Like it's unavoidable.

It's unavoidable, Like people in your family are like kings and queens.

Yes, you're a prince.

I mean you're a prince in fairness too, Like that's pretty rare.

Also, I'm just saying, like what are those discussions?

Like how crazy?

I guess it's like anything else.

I guess it's like running any business.

It's just like having a meeting.

I'm sure you know they're just living their lives right now.

Someone brought up that Kate had a wig on, which I was with someone and we saw Kate and a picture of Kate and they said to me that they think that she had a wig on or like a big piece, but it seemed like a wig, And I wonder if that means that she is undergoing anything or just that she has to be out all the time.

You would fry your hair, if you had to treat your hair, heat your hair, put product in your hair, look like a doll every day.

A wig would seem like a very smart idea.

Just throw a wig on it, Like, if you have good wigs, put it a wig on, like you're not even damaging your hair.

I would love to.

I should just like get into wigs.

I just think of living in Florida now that might be hot, and is it like you're just throwing it on every day?

If I could just like throw on a wig, I think if the care for them put them on heads, like it seems like a thing.

But if you have other people doing it, yeah, I'd be like going to the store just throw a wig on.

I think I should.

Is there a process?

I feel like there is.

There's like stuff you have to put on and like creams and gels and sticking things together.

If there's that, then it's just another problem.

If you're just throwing a wig on, like a throwing a shirt on, I'd be all about it.

I'm teamwig.

Alec Baldwin and Ilaria make me laugh.

She's on Dancing with the Stars.

I'm intrigued, Like I kind of can't look away from the two of them.

They've been teasing it for months with them doing these dances, in these ballroom dances, and he's just dancing with her in the driveway and in the Hamptons.

I just love that he's like, has seventy five kids, he's a little he's older.

We all are older, and they just don't give one fuck.

They've been through the fire.

They've been I mean, the woman has been canceled for the way she said cone Colomber or whatever she said, cue Colomber.

And she's been Spanish.

She got to be Spanish.

I said, we should give her fucking Spanish citizenship.

She put in the time, she put in the work like she deserves it, and the two of them zero point zero Fox.

I'm such fans for no real like I don't even know what they are, what they do.

I don't care.

I just want to like watch like every little snippet and she's on Dancing with the Stars and I just am very interested.

And then you're gonna get Alec Baldwin in the audience, Like I'm so excited for that.

I'm just I'm just in.

I'm just all about it, to do, to ask, to do, to be after