Stink up in here.

I'm gonna stink up in here.

It's stinking here.

It's smell like fucking ship when I lockt in.

Guys, everyone's always okay.

First of all, welcome back to emergency intercom.

And second of all, everybody's always like, where's Josh.

Where's Josh.

He's putting stink bombs.

Around them literally literally rotten fucking chicken while we were out of the house.

Oh hell no, that was the scariest way, mind you, that was the scariest thing I've ever touched in my life.

It was absolutely The boyfriend is not gonna learn the boyfriend is the baby.

Okay.

Also, huge, huge, huge news.

First of all, when this comes out, will be uh I guess, oh my god, we'll still be here.

The rapture is happening tomorrow tomorrow.

Yeah.

Yeah, so by the time this will put this on auto upload, Oh my god.

Like our views dropped a lot, but like they're about to go down.

These bitches are not getting wrapped.

A lot of a lot of people will be coming back to my staying right here with us, So.

That's a big news.

A lot of people will be gone, thankfully, most of the people we know will be here.

The rapture sounds here.

Everyone.

Our manager got married this summer, and for the first time I had extreme fomo and I was like, damn, Like I really I think I understand, Like I've always been anti wedding other than I will say.

The party love is a beautiful.

Part has always been fun.

I think I have an over abundance of love.

I've realized, you know, like that bisexual and your baby.

Yeah, I agree, you know, bisexual.

Oh never mind, what was I gonna say?

Oh, but weddings look so fun?

Like that was like.

Huge, No, Like the wedding I went to was literally like I was just talking about it last week.

Like that changed everything for me for weddings, Like I used to be, like I don't think I ever ever won a wedding, Like I was kind of like those are like ridiculous, like I would hate to be the center of attention, but like bringing like all of your loved ones, like from the different facets of your life and your partner's life and all of them being being in the same room and like key King for one night and well, I think doing Molly.

A lot of my like anti wedding thing comes from extreme PTSD from my family, Like I like, to me, any family gathering is absolutely nothing but becoming a ref out a chuck e cheese full of like instead of kids, like or I guess because parents fought at y'all's chuck e cheese, right, Oh of course, yeah, like the fighting destination of the planet.

Like I feel like having to wait.

The conversations about waffle House, but let's talk about chuck Chucky Cheese brawls.

Why were you selling beer at Chucky Cheese.

Broing over that fucking ticket munching machine, like bitch, I was throwing bows to get to the front, like I wanted, I needed.

Loved the electrocut machine.

Yeah, like my parents should have known something was fucking wrong with me.

I would go to that like it was the big gorilla one old and it would just shock you.

I would go and stand there for so long, you know, like it was like a thing that I could like last, like holding it for a long time.

But it literally I'm not kidding.

I think it was like it was like getting to disassociate to it.

You want.

To know when my eating disorder started?

Was the chuck E cheese Ferris Will Why I was too heavy.

No, I was too heavy.

I was too old and too heavy.

Okay, how old were you?

Seventeen?

You're so annoying.

I thought you were gonna say seven.

I was like, how fucking big were you?

Like?

Not even like like in a way where it's like seven.

I was Tubby Custard.

What were you like?

Six seven?

Wait?

Me and Kyrad just talking about six seven.

I still I don't know where that came from.

It's from you, But yeah, I was Tubby Custard.

And my older brother one time, like we were floating in a lazy river and he looks at me and he looks me up and down, and I've never once thought about my body ever in my life.

I was probably like nine years old and he looks at me and he's like, your love handles are spilling out of your short strow.

And I was like, and ever since you know what a love handle was?

He pointed out, He grabbed it, grabbed it.

Yeah, it's fundamentally changed me as a human being at nine years old.

And guess what, he's dead.

He's dead.

He's dead.

I won and I get my dad's role X literally that don't call me fat, because you will die.

I mean, so don't say the truth to you because he also kind of out of you or love handles why like wait, why do you have the handles?

Like whoa what I famously have become a bottom?

Well I actually love that bottom.

That makes me happy.

But yeah, weddings, I don't think I can fuck with weddings because, yeah, my family getting together and they're out being alcohol.

There is literally like you know that video when you bring the like of them bringing the treats to the monkeys and everyone attacks the box for something.

Oh yeah, that's like my family the bread.

Yeah, like that's literally too much.

But yeah, a wedding would be fun if it was all friends.

I guess she had a bunch of weddings, you know what, It says a lot about me because to me, the most amazing one was her and all her friends.

To me up here, that is a wedding, Like that's your family.

But not that I don't love my family.

I'll always choose my family, but like my chosen family is tul lit too too lit.

I literally got like all star draft, like I got so lucky, Like God blessed this.

God damn you didn't get lucky.

It's the energy you put out into the world comes back to you.

Ten No, it's actually I'm a great liar.

I'm an amazing liar.

I'm actually I've been stealing from everyone I've known for like ten years, by the way, Like, but I do it in this way that like I'm paying like all the time, and you guys think like, like, oh, she's really generous.

But then when you guys, usually when people turn around, I just like, you know how like on your phone now you can do air drop.

I usually use your phone take a photo of your debit card when you're not looking, and then I just like put our phones together and I just air drop the photo of y'all's debit cards to my phone.

But really it kind of puts us all on an even playing field.

And that's why I don't feel wandful for being so giving, because realistically it's very equal.

Yeah, got you fifty dollars.

Stop stop, I got another twenty five get away?

Hi.

Why are you just letting him do that?

Because I have to.

It's put him in the negatives.

It's cool.

It's reparations for gay people.

I mean, the gay holocaust is coming according to Yeah, I really like guys, I banished that word.

I banished that.

I actually I banished that sentence.

I banished that sentiment.

You're giving the gay shit on my phone?

Are you putting?

Stop?

Bro?

My algorithm is gonna get all fucked up now, Drew just put grinder on my phone.

Yeah.

I love screaming, like really scared.

I've just been screaming a lot.

Oh my god, I was singing a bunch on the plane.

Have I said this to you?

My god?

I haven't showed this to you.

So I was in London for like a day or two.

Uh, the UK is a cursed, cursed, cursed curse.

Really, I really love you know.

That's the thing is, Like y'all are chic, y'all have like y'all have good vibrations.

But I will be stabbed by a zombie knife in London.

I know that, And I can't go.

Like every time I go, I meet great people.

I like I was about to have great food.

I want to never say that.

I will say in London, I awesome food.

London was like top tier cookie du like, but we know that, Like the where were we ches?

Girl?

We were an alderly Yeah, stop fucking playing like like but every time I'm in the UK, which is two times.

For some reason, I have to go through the most emotional like like this, this is the moment I changed ass like moment every time I've been on that soil, so I I like, I think, and oh my god, this is like the second time in a row this time of year.

Like no, I had to delete my astrology apps off my phone because I've been like, oh it's it's too much everything.

Well, I've been going into religious psychosis.

Yeah yeah, I was saying, like I literally, if you listen to the lost episode which we recovered, mind you, we recovered the lost episode.

I haven't listened to it because I'm too scared.

I'm really I'm really too scared.

Was like, this is this is amazing, this is like, this is like one of the best episodes you've ever made.

Buzzballs In the episode, Oh yeah, we drank buzzballs.

I got a little too shmizzled off with two SIPs.

I say, okay, we the FDA is trying to take vapes.

We need to figure out what's in those buzzballs.

They're putting fetanol in the buzz ball.

Like I was fucking lit off of two SIPs and I knocked the god damn interface into the Hudson Bay.

It literally went flying batteries everywhere.

It was the most horrible experience of my life.

Humiliating because context there's a bunch of people sitting on benches because it's a beautiful sunset, and we got there early enough where there was nobody.

But by the time it was getting to that point, there was a couple literally just like staring.

At us, and they entertainment and they were laughing, they were laughing, they were into it.

But then when we like, it felt like bombing, and I was like, oh, I literally feel like I just like in an instant, like the curtain fell and they saw reality and it was really a lot like I think that's why I haven't listened to it.

That whole day was so like I know it started.

The episode started off has any your Coke?

Who has any your call?

I got the buzzballs as a surprise for Anya because she was like kind of out of it and a little frustrated and angry before because well, I was you should famously, famously you should drink when you're angry.

I think that's that's what we're learning here, is when you're angry or sad, just drink and get happy.

I guess in the episode week like episode because I think we should listen to it and that we should put it out.

But we our whole mission was we wanted to get cut Waters because like, to us, like cut Water is such a like New York like tri state thing.

So I'm like, oh my god, like cut water, and we also.

It is also not that, and we know that.

Yeah, we know that.

But to me, I only like I know cut Water from like, oh my god.

I think it's like this girl in like Baltimore, Like that's who I first started seeing drinking cut water.

So to me, it's a very New York thing.

I started seeing Steve Lacy drinking cut Water and I was like, oh, I need this to happen.

I've been I've been seeing the cut Water uprise for a long time now.

Yeah, I've been thinking it's so long that people are kind of moving on to like the little like tip top cans.

Oh yeah, I don't give a fuck about that Martini.

People are saying it gives og formulation for loco.

You drink two of those, there's two plus shots in each can, so it's like you drink one and you're fucked up.

You drink two and you're like, literally, you can't is.

A beautiful thing.

Like literally, they're seeing that, like drinking and partying in general is on the low, which I actually think is a huge fucking problem.

Like on ironic, that's why more people are going to church and.

I I that's why people are so fucking alone and scared all the time.

But they see that and they're like, what if we just started like Okay, that's that me espresso espresso martini.

How can we make that literally something you can get every waking moment, Like literally, it's just not saying that Sabrina Carpenter planted the cutwater espresso martini, but like it is so funny because I want that so bad right now, and it's literally because yeah, being drunk is so fun when you have no control over anything else.

Guys, should everybody like should we all.

Become yes, alcoholics?

Alcoholic?

But that so losing that episode for those few days and especially the preceding hour two hours after legitimately broke me in a way that like I can't even I can't and even like begin to verbalize like it wasn't even the fact that we lost the episode that was so trivial to me, but for some reason, it just like it just yeah, yeah, I heard a lot of feelings and thoughts and like just about like my life in general, and like what the fuck I'm up to and doing?

And I literally like I broke down to India, like in the streets of Brooklyn.

Y'all aren't even from Brooklyn, Like I'm from Brooklyn.

I like crying the streets of Brooklyn, like I really that's all right, that's all right, but boohoo, sobbing in front of a psych ward mind you like I looked like an escape patient.

Escape patient.

And then we went to a bodega.

Right, if they looked at your medical history, you.

Could be like, no, they would have.

They would have maybe like come back inside.

But then we walked up the street like for thirty seconds to a bodega, and we were just like, let's get snacks and chips and candy and like well just kind of like chill out and like have a good knighte and we'll eat thighs and pies and it'll be a cute into the night, my god.

And we get the snacks and I'm like looking at the drinks and I'm like, what am I going to get?

And then I see a pink ginger ale It's kind of this color it was.

It is like but the most neon part of this.

Yeah, that seeing seeing that drink legitimately gave me like an actual like it like broke me, Like it broke something in my brain where I legitimately started like like sobbing again and laughing maniacally.

And I was just like I can't even like verbalize the thoughts I was having.

Having sore moment, like like we are so close at this point that we that was essentially me monitor monitoring a panic attack, Like that is what that was, and like we both I feel like at this point know how to like navigate each other.

It's like.

I was just checking to make sure it is recording right now, it is recording.

Yeah, I just was making sure it's in focus.

Monitoring a panic attack, and like so I'm like not crying and also like a lot of the things you're expressing, like we feel very similarly, Like obviously our lives are very intertwined, although we are going through completely different things all the fucking time.

So like I'm just like listening and watching, and I'm like, I under I like all of these feelings.

It's easy to not like as somebody who does have panic attacks like.

A bitch ass ho like, yeah, if you have panic attacks, you're a bitch ass birthless bro.

You're mad.

Week You're mad.

We two bitches that have panic attacks.

Somebody who had.

Panic attacks every night while in London.

Somewhere, someone who had panic attacks starting from the age of sixteen that had to be so heavily medicated that I went through Zanni withdrawals.

Dear my SATs, I.

Wish I had xanax while I was in London.

Let's go to Mexico.

But anyways, continue, No, I actually wouldn't take a xanax because I'm like not even in like a a like masochistist, well a masochistic way.

I genuinely think it is so much better to like go through uh two hours of literally this because also, like I've been making myself laugh hard as fuck because I'm sorry.

I also just can't take myself having a panic attack serious because it literally, like in retrospect, always cracks me up because you've seen me go through this when I'm it's bad, but I literally turn into this like I'm like, like I go from like freaking out.

I'm like like, oh, you literally riot and you're riot like a like a dead roach.

So that was just making me laugh, Like what but thankfully you don't do all that.

You have like very like your panic attacks are like.

Yeah, they're very peaceful.

No.

No.

But then when we got inside, so I basically I felt like I recognized all of these things, like, yes, this is sad, this is hard to watch your friend go through this, whatever, whatever, and I'm we get into the corner store and he's like still kind of like at this point, he's like laughing because we've just like really talked it through.

He's like been talked down.

I'm like, we're gonna go back.

I'm like, it's like when you're saying your boyfriend's favorite words on the phone.

I'm like, corner store, candy, Chips, Soda, TV, I Pad, Postmates, get to watch your tiktoks on your phone, Yeah, look through my likes.

And then we got in and when you saw the drink, you started laughing really hard, but then like you were back to like it.

Dude, I couldn't tell what was happening.

Because you were like you laughed really hard, and I was like and it like literally like re triggered.

And I couldn't tell if I was like, oh, like because I don't know really for there was a split second where I was like, oh, I'm I'm gonna have to take him on.

It literally was given like broke, like.

I bet very quickly.

I was like, Okay, he's he's home, he's still here.

He's back.

Where'd you go?

Where?

We're really scared of that fucking something?

I kind of understood it, but I.

Was like, you know, it was that ship all the time.

Well that's the thing, is what like what I can distill it down to, Like it was so much more.

It was so much more than this.

No, it's it was literally giving like seeing a neon pink beverage that we drink and put into our bodies like and like looking around and seeing all like the bullshit that we put into our bodies like and then thinking about like digestion and like being alive and like nutrients and lack thereof and all like it was just like it was a million thoughts all at once, and it really was just very existential, very quickly, and it was just all because of a fucking pink ginger ale.

Yeah, pinky drink.

That's stinky, pinkity.

Stinky pinky.

But I bought it.

I ended up buying it.

I mean, and you did a photo shoot with it and sert shit.

No.

I was on my phone and I looked over to Drew and he was like kicking his feet and playing with it.

Yeah, well well no, we did a photo shoot.

But it tells a story if you really like think about it.

I find this video, but yeah, fuck that pink drink, but it kind of gives lean Loki.

Also, these are my robotic labuobhos I got on Canal Streets.

Oh yeah, I haven't showed the people yet, but they they walk and they're like demonic.

Oh.

I was doing this for thirty minutes.

Yeah, that's the whole episode.

I love the can I have the pink one.

This is my rare one.

I know I'm the one who wanted a La boo boo because you said you got it for me.

No, then give me the shirt I got you back.

You give me the ship you got me back.

If you want to give me, if you want to give me the ship, you want to give me I'll take it right back from you, because I will give you what you want to get.

I'll get more share.

I don't give a fuck.

Just give me my shiite exactly.

Associated I don't know where I was just now, where'd you go?

I don't know, I don't know.

Please mute it.

It's like, really, I'm not kidding.

I love it so much.

It's like this to me is like the monkey machine at Chuck e Cheese.

Well.

At Charlie Kirk's memorial, Donald Trump said he's announcing the new iOS update to cure autism tomorrow.

Yeah, oh my god, you and Kai are gonna be healed.

I mean, girls, sound good for the American economy, honestly, Yeah, it's like autistic people are a pretty big part.

Of our Yeah.

It's like literally, yeah, small businesses boom, your big business.

He's helping them.

Hell open open AI challenge, like all of those people are no no, no.

No, no no no, don't confuse evil for autistic.

But yeah, did you see that At his memorial, Trump just like you know what it is is because he wasn't getting cheers and he doesn't understand humans are people, and he went there thinking he's going to a rally and going to get cheers when in reality, nobody ot awake on any planet is going to clap and cheer.

Us as a platform is crazy.

I know, I'm like, that's insane.

I mean, actually it's fucking amazing and perfect and ideal, like ideally that I wish he brought a guest like I wish like I.

Wish it just like he brings out Addison Ray Brice Hall.

I was gonna say, he brings out Brice Hall to talk about it, like, oh my god, that would be amazing.

But yeah, he announced that.

Wait, oh wait, but if the rapture and the autism curing alignment is happening, then the autism thing might be kind of pointless because like I think autistic people will have a fun time.

And guys, I really have been having religious psychosis every single night.

Do you believe in the rapture?

I don't believe in the rapture, but like I just start thinking and praying.

I will admit the Rapture did have me a bit.

I mean it was like right off the press of like the recession and like me becoming a mother at the age of nine, so like, oh my god, I was like who five years into adulthood, and this is it.

I get to just understand how humans.

It's really weird to me, how superstitious we are.

Because people will give me some sort of I'll like explain how like a piece of technology works, and I'm like, I don't understand that, or that doesn't really I don't, it doesn't absorb into me.

But then I remember, I feel like I still have the same brain as I did when I was a teenager and they said that twenty twelve was gonna happen.

I just believe a little more dementia.

Well you were a bit older, you were older much all the same brain back then I was.

I was turning thirteen, and I was like, Forrick, like, I'm just don't have any.

Seven years ago, seven years ago, I'm twine.

Hold on, I'm twenty.

I like am trying to remember.

The only memory I have of the twenty twelve rapture was like talking about it on the playground with my friends.

Like after playing with like POGs.

By then I did have on you were playing with.

POGs, yeah, like became like a thing like a decade later at my school.

You're playing with POGs pawg Yeah, pog.

I think I like had access to the Internet, but not to the capacity that I could like go on Twitter yet, and people were being funny about it.

I think I saw some people being funny about it, but like every now and then I would see like some sort of posts that genuinely sent a bit of fear in me.

So I did.

I did stay up.

I remember saying up till midnight.

But also I had an older sister who was like fifteen sixteen, and she was really talking it up, like obviously like it was stupid.

But I think, just in my OCD brain, I was like, I don't know, usually when that many people think something is stupid, it might be important.

What was it like the end of the Mayan calendar?

Is that what?

It didn't go past?

That?

I remember vividly.

Also, I was like, it's like the Simpson No Shade the world could have ended.

I saw something about like.

An alternate timeline, different dimension.

What were you gonna say?

I sawry Oh, I remember vividly, which is this is impressed because I was only four going to bed that night the night of twenty twelve, Dude.

I'm not actually like, wait, we're talking about the ninth like nineteen eighty one.

Now I wasn't even alive, I even have phones.

How would you know.

About Well, so this is somewhat earlate.

I realized that when we were in I was just on tour from my amazing dj SA tour.

It was amazing.

It was amazing, and I actually I feel like my eyes were opened a little bit because I was dreading going to like Middle America for some of the shows.

It was beautiful.

Yeah, no, this country like not on some like c K shit, like hell fucking no, but like this country does have like so many beautiful aspects of it, one being like the land itself, it's like gorgeous.

Even when it gets kind of ugly, there's something really pretty about it.

It's like, oh yeah, so much of it is really pretty.

But we were in I forget which airport, and there's no thirteen gate at the airport.

It goes from twelve to fourteen.

And in hotels that go past the thirteenth floor.

The thirteenth floor, Oh, I didn't know that.

I mean, I don't know if it's in every elevator, but.

I'm pretty or I don't think like in Europe, I feel like I've never seen such a lot.

I've been in hotels that don't have thirteenth floors though, yeah.

Same, wait, I want to look that up, but keep going by.

Sorry, I don't know.

I was just I was like, that's I never noticed that.

And I think did you notice it from being in so many airports or did someone tell you?

I think we just heard Gate was like fourteen or something, and I was like, why does it go from twelve to fourteen?

But it's just it's really stupid, I think because it doesn't there's no reason for us to actually care about the number thing.

I am like a very superstitious person, but I think it's just like undiagnosed mental issues.

Oh yeah, no, hotels don't have thirteenth floors.

The floor doesn't exist.

Can you believe that?

I bought Viper the Rapper concert tickets and then like two days later it came out that he was harboring women in his garage just chained up.

I am crazy.

I get I get crazy both Psycho like go crazy.

No.

Me and you were talking the other day yesterday and we were I wish it was recorded because it was literally like the funniest conversation we've ever fucking had.

How did it start?

It was?

It started with me like saying, like if you were actually, if you were genuinely religious, like if you if you looked at if you viewed the world, that if you sinned, you're gonna spend eternal damnation in hell.

You're gonna be tortured every single day.

Ever lived in like an eternity like that.

We we can't even comprehend how much exactly.

So it's like it's like, so I'm going to be tortured every single day of my life because I kiss boys like that's that's what it's gonna give.

And then you're a bottle and satry.

You do more than no, no, no, no no, you do a lot more like you.

Were saying, is like if that's what people really.

Well no, I know, like no, I know what I was.

I was saying what you were saying, But like if if they truly, truly, truly, truly in their like with their entire hearts, believed that I was going to be tortured for the rest of my life like you would one hundred percent, like be begging on your hands and knees for me to stop.

Stud like dude, and people actually thought that, and it wasn't more than just like projection and like insecurity of like self or lack thereof self or lack of understanding of a possible self.

It wasn't that, and you actually thought someone was going to burn, Like I was saying that, You're like, dude, all the people who are homophobic in your life would be like.

Like, don'g dag judge ros, don't take try unnecessary battles.

But yeah, you were saying because you kissed boys, but you do so much more than that.

And that's the issue, is that, like you you cross that line a long time, like.

A coke and bump balley at the Animal Oh my.

God, when it really called bump balley.

Yeah, and that's a place where straight people hanging out.

I'm assuming, yes.

Only straight people right right, Yeah, I'm like Charlie XCX because you're always on gay people but like doing bums.

Oh oh oh, I did have an epic fail last week.

What happened actually like oh wait, oh my god, it's actually it's literally fucking mortifying, like it is.

It is the most mortifying thing that's ever happened to me in my entire life.

I think, and like I don't even I promised myself I wasn't going to put this into the universe because it is so humiliating, and like I can recognize that I was.

So I went to Largemount Wine and Cheese and I got a sandwich and I was getting me and Mason sandwiches before we like hung out and just like did our little thing went and played basketball.

Well, I'm there and as I'm walking in, there's like a dude out front, like the kind of losing his mind, like like is really aggressive, like yelling like whatever.

But I just like walked past him.

He had a sandwich already and he was just like eating a sandwich, but he was kind of like just like a little like agro like he was he was heightened, and I just like walked past him and went inside.

And then a young woman walks in after me and is just standing in line behind me.

And then this dude that was really aggressive out front walks in and like starts like getting really really close to her and is like talking to her, and like I was reading the situation as like they are complete strangers in this like man is just like interjecting yeah, and like he starts like what really set it off for me was he started talking about like poisoning animals and like rat poison and all of this stuff.

So I was like, and I thought, this woman like looked vis visibly uncomfortable, So like, what I.

Did, you call the police?

What I did is I just walked between them and put myself in between them and was looking at cheese, and I was just like, I like she was here, he was here, and I was just looking at cheese, and I was like okay.

But then this guy is like talking through me at her and it's still like saying just like really bizarre things to this girl.

And then I like back up and like the space was created, and I was like, Okay, that's like that's all that needed to be done.

Well, Like he like gets up in her face again and starts talking to her a lot about just random shit, and like it was the stories he was telling was really sad, and I was like, all this like is like a whatever.

But I like she's like kind of like whispering and like really really like visibly like uncomfortable.

At least that's how I was reading it.

So I just tell her, I'm like, hey, like you can just go in front of me, and I'll just like stand here, and then he stays there.

She goes in front of me, and now there's like a lot of distance created and I'm like, okay, everything's good.

And then he gets like really really close again to her, so I like get between them, and I look at a bag of chips and like, I mean, I'm like literally just like blocking this guy from getting as close to this woman as possible.

And then all of a sudden, she goes, Michael, come here, like, Michael, you can come here.

And so they knew each other the whole fucking time, and I just looked like an asshole, like and that's what I get for trying to like white.

I just look, I really wanted to cry.

I was so embaired, Like look how red I.

Am before or after the uber incident?

Uh, this was way before this is like this is like a week after.

Well, to be fair, I woke up the next day after that uber incident, and I was like, why did I yell like that?

But I was like, no, he was being so fucking scary that uber, at least to me, and I don't give a fuck what anybody thinks.

He was being so scary to me.

But that's star.

Don't y'all, don't smire screaming.

That's literally what I get for trying to protect women.

I mean, yeah, you just shouldn't protect You should do the bystander thing, the bystander effect where you're like, surely somebody else.

Will figure yeah, yeah, but I was.

I was literally fucking mortified.

I will say, I'm like, it's not as humiliating because thank god you didn't say anything.

Yeah, they were like I thought.

When you were like, oh, I girl, are you okay?

I thought when you said you, I thought you were gonna be like, hey, are you are you like okay?

Like are you comfortable?

Like I thought you were gonna say no, no, no, no, no no.

I think that's way better you looking at cheese between But.

Then I saw then I saw him at the farmer's market next door talking to four other women, and that girl was nowhere to be seen.

So like I think they like and he had like he had come up to several women in the store and just started conversations with him.

So I think he was just like talking to women, and like I think she just like felt comfortable with him or something.

I don't know, but.

Maybe they were like homies catching a bite and he's just like on the prowl.

Yeah, he like really wants to bay And I mean it's.

Cuffing season now, is cuffing season?

My gosh, guys, Oh oh my god.

Wait.

I had a bunch of mortifying fucking moments.

I had another one at the gym literally right after that.

No, no, it was it was right before that.

I was at the gym and I'm like, I finished my workout, I go to the locker room and I see this guy.

He's a very social guy and he's like just talking to like strangers in the locker room, which I like, literally, I'm like, like I admire that quality in people so much that they can just go up and talk to strangers.

And but it like the locker room is like every everyone was like fully clothed.

I know, I'm still like, but it was I just like admire that and it's like maybe not in the locker room, but just like an others in.

General, like people being like just open enough to be people being normal.

Yeah, people being normal, and like being able to like start a conversation, Yeah, start a conversation with someone, and it like is it just feels natural and it doesn't feel forced and weird and creepy like I anytime I start a conversation with a stranger, I literally like give creep like I give creepy.

Vibes like I know, no matter where it is, like.

It's like my eyes glaze over.

It, like I do shit that's like feels oh my god.

Actually I did something that felt really creepy recently, by accident.

I was driving and there was this girl on a like corner waiting to cross, and but her outfit was really cute and like she just looked really put together, and I like, I like slowed down a bit and I put my window down.

I was like, you look so good, like I said that, and she like I could see as I was drawing about.

I was like, oh my god, I forget that, like a car is not just like some glass box you're driving.

In her head, she probably thought she was about to get abducted.

Yeah, Like, so when I put down my window, because it was I it wasn't a stop sign or anything.

It was just like slow traffic.

So I was like, oh, I could just slow down a bit and say something to her.

And as I like slowed my car down.

I could see her body tense up and like look forward, and when I said it, she was like like this to me, and I was like, oh my god.

I literally seemed like a creep who was gonna fucking kill and kidnap.

Like it wasn't slow traffic, it was a normal road.

And I went from like normal speed to like slowing down and putting my window dows.

Sometimes I forget I am a grown ass man with a mustache, and like when I'm like I was in like the Happy nine nine store and like this girl like tried on one of the dresses and I was like, oh my god, like you look so good to her, like in the dress, and then I realized, like I was like, like this is not one of my girlfriends, Like this is not one of my girls.

I give like kind of straight like if.

You like a loan out in the world speed.

It is so daring that guy see you, like you look so good, Like wow, I think.

It in like a little universe, be a guy that lives in Bushwick.

Yeah, that's like hitting on girls.

Yeah, but I made it super gay.

I was like, oh that.

I was like that's fearce, Like you look good.

I like up my gay when I'm around women, so they don't think I'm.

Like anytime Drew feels like a woman might assume he's straight, he just suddenly is like, yeah, queen, yes, queen.

But this guy at the gym, like he was talking to everybody in the locker room, but he wasn't talking to me.

And I was like kind of like, I guess I like don't have it, and I guess I don't put good energy into the world.

Whatever.

And then I shower, get dressed, go wait for my car and he's also there waiting, and he like sits here and I sit here on one of those benches and he like looks at me and he's like, oh my gosh, that track suit's like so cute.

It was like the Tavia like mad Happy, Yeah, Friends with Animal, Friends with Animal, mad Happy tracksuit.

He was like, that's so cute, that's so cute, Like where'd you get it?

And I was like, oh, it's like mad Happy and oh it was.

Actually a limited run.

You're never going to be able to fucking own this year.

He's a shit turn around.

No literally, but no, we just like started having like a.

That's how people think I talked to us.

Yeah, that is how you talk about.

I mean, I just can't help it.

I hate people and he.

Just hates everyone.

But he like complimented my outfit and then we just kind of like start talking.

He asked me what I do.

I asked him what he does, and he's like, oh, I'm like an entertainment lawyer.

And he's like, if you ever need contracts looked over for your podcast, let me know.

And I was like yeah, yeah, haha.

And then my car pulls up and then I see his hand like kind of floating like here, like fisted up, and like I'm like walking away.

I'm walking away, and then I like look at his hand.

He looks at his hand, he looks at me, and then I just like I just completely ignore it and I just walk to my car.

And then I get to my car and I look back and I see him go.

I know, I know, I know.

It was so sad and I and I didn't do it intentionally.

I just couldn't.

He held it so close to his body, the fist bump, like why you're supposed to put it out, Like put the fucking fist bump out.

Don't like make me come in.

Here, make me come into your bubble on your bubble.

Don't make me drink alone.

Oh my god, but yeah, that was absolutely mortifying back to back, just like.

Can you take me back to your special gym so you can get in the sana.

Yeah, cool, that's it, and continue.

It's just like I want.

You to, like when you put the toll on, like wrap it so tight around your waist that I can see that in the brant of your winter and the.

Towel me doing the like signal to you, yeah, open it or whatever.

Oh yeah, you just kind of like play with your towel here, you like tap your foot or you like make eye contact, like okay, cool.

Yeah, well I'll teach you how to cruise.

Let's pour a buzzball into the hot rocks.

Yes, and get everybody, dude, Oh my god, oh my god.

I just like made me think about something I was doing when I was literally fucking fifteen sixteen years old.

I got gin and I put it in a two liter soda bottle and then I grabbed the like an empty bottle, so it was just gin and it was like this amount of gin in the bottom, and then I screwed the lid in and then I put a bike pump through the top of the uh lid and then I hot glued it so it was a perfect seal, and then I pumped a lot of air into the bottle and then when you twist the cap off, it vaporized the alcohol.

And I would.

Like like there, you're like.

I swear, I swear to fuck you God.

Well is it didn't drink?

It doesn't get you drunk at all?

It really it didn't.

It didn't do anything for I was literally vaporizing.

I thought I got you drunk.

I was like, oh my god, we need to try that and then we can like go even further with the vape thing.

And make Yeah, I guess it makes sense that you wouldn't get drunk or else.

Alcohol vapes would definitely have been a thing.

That's gross, that's pushing it, because to me, the real joy in drinking.

I think the reason I couldn't be an alcoholic is because to me, if I'm going to drink, I want to go somewhere and like be somewhere cute and like look cute, and then I'm down to get drunk.

Like it's very rare.

I'm just like, let's go.

Actually, not even rare.

I don't go to bars and shit like that unless I'm already.

Let it off.

Low pressure is moving into like a low pressure front, like triggering a face change through the nose.

You say, I think, Yeah, I don't even care about going somewhere cute.

I'll literally do it alone.

Wait.

Wait, drinking.

I mean when I first moved to La Like, literally, guys, we make a lot of drinking jokes, and they're not well, they're not Joe.

You guys are joking, They're not.

I'm not joking often.

No, I have kind of like caught myself slipping a little bit.

I'm like, I like never in my life ever thought about drinking, like for like the last five years, and now I'm like, I like it would be nice to have a drink at dinner or like, oh, I'm like excited for weekend because I can have a drink.

And I'm like, oh, hell no, that's like that's a slippery fucking slow for me and my DNA.

Like I need to be careful.

I need to be careful.

Granted, I'm not drinking to blackout like I was when I was twenty two.

I think that's the primary issue is like.

Not.

Obviously, it's good to keep an eye on how often.

But to me, it's also like.

Like New York crazy was crazy, Like New York was, New York was a well crowdy.

He went out out one night and then we would have dinner with friends we were in town with, so he would have a drink at dinner.

Which is that's what you're We were there for life.

I was genuinely waiting to hear about a crazy like five day bender.

No, we were there for like three days.

We were there for five days, and I drank every single day, and that's not normal for me.

They'll make fun of me and my alcoholism.

I'm not trying to make fun of you.

I'm trying to like let you know that, like you're you might have a hyperfixation on it because of like your fear of a lack of control, but you have actually so much self control.

And I believed, and I believed if we lived in a wet country, we wouldn't have such a weird relationship.

With my country right there, thank you what swamp yes, swamp couder, swamp country, my own swamp country's.

And I'm bushwhacking in that swamp country.

No, you can't.

It's like the Everglades.

The bushes are dying.

The bushes are dying.

Yeah, there's pythons taken over.

True, if you wax your privates enough, you stop growing here there.

I don't know.

I've ironically like I need a fucking bush.

Stop shaving your bush.

You need it, you know, on ironically you need it for like it is there for a goddamn fucking reason.

It is there to protect you.

It is there to like protect from like friction burn, it's from bacteria.

Like I don't say that.

Yukeyyy, no hate.

If you were ball your own volition, be free fill the window on your fucking.

Skin, period.

But a hairy ass man with a fucking shaved bush is the scariest thing and like god willing, I know, haunting, spooky, real fucking creepy.

You know, when there's those random murders that people just can't put their fingers on and they're like, this obviously has to be a murder of passion, but we just don't understand.

That would be me if I started seeing somebody and we were like cooking up and it was good sacks, and then one day he showed up with a bald dick.

You would kill him over that, fucking.

Bludgeon him to death?

Oh dare you?

Oh well, the lugend is like it is really really really.

I keep waxing and I'm hoping that it'll stop coming back.

I've never gotten.

Imagine me getting wax my between my privates and yeah, you're like this like on the Yeah, they're changing me like a.

Bottomless slip out.

You guys don't recognize each other as humans, So do you imagine each other when you like talk like that?

No, actually, I don't see.

That's why every time y'all say that I have such like I can really like my mind is a scary place, that's what you can't.

Yeah, see, I don't like I don't see a visual that.

My brain works like fucking like, Yeah, I haven't used AI the way any other human has.

It's because how I got it up here, and it's really scary, Like I know I know the future of AI because look at me, like people have a lot.

It's like I am like, oh.

My god, are you claiming that you're the first I have become AI.

No, it's literally like you're basically asking, like a psychopath to be let free.

Like there's a psychopath that lives in me, but I'm just really good at keeping her at bed.

Give the kids buses.

The end of my rant.

Last night outside we were just talking about America and what's happening.

We're really talking crazy.

We were going in I want kay Sanat to like help me give buses to Miami Dade County.

I don't remember how it got there.

Oh, basically, I was like, everybody is talking about this shit.

It's like it it gets it's just getting so big.

Everything is getting so big, and it sucks to watch because I think it's easy to lose faith.

And then everyone's putting their anger in places that I don't know that are necessarily beneficial.

And I'm like, guys, there aren't enough buses in Miami Dade County to take the kids to school.

Kids are melting in the humidity, the windows being opened on the bus.

It doesn't do it.

It's not not cutting it anymore, especially with global warming.

It's warm, it's.

Hot, and like, kids aren't also going on field trips anymore, at least in Miami Dade County.

I'm saying that because my.

Field trips are on their iPhones.

Well yeah, the field trips are metaglasses.

I want the new one.

There's a new one.

Yeah, it's like augmented reality metaglasses, and it has a risk span that like makes you control it.

It's like the Apple Vision but glasses not as powerful.

But dude, seriously, my wally chair is still not here.

That's crazy.

I put that for order.

What was that like two months ago?

I actually did not know you did that.

You never told me that, No, I.

Said, I literally said it on the podcast My wally Chair.

I forgot what it came with.

Fuck it came with something good.

Also, I ordered a bed frame that said was gonna get here October or September eleventh at the latest.

And then I got a message on the nineteenth saying it's shipped, and I was like, oh cool, it'll be here in three days.

Bitch, it's a thirty day fucking shipping because it has to be shipped across the ocean and it's on a fucking boat.

Let me drive the boat.

I'll get it here in ten days.

Like what the fuck are y'all doing?

Pissed off?

And then my curtains also, like are taking forever?

Do those like cargo boats move so slow because of how heavy they are.

Probably it's also a long distance to travel, like it's a very long distance.

Those boats are huge, I.

Know, But how fast are they going?

Because it's a far distance.

But I'm like, y'all can get it done.

Like a plane.

How fast does a cargo ship travel?

Twenty eight miles?

I almost said twenty four I almost.

I almost said twenty four knots.

I swear to god, I almost said twenty four knots.

But I was like, that doesn't sound right.

That doesn't sound that's mad slow.

I could run faster, say eight knots.

See shit like that.

Shit like that is what actually makes me so mad, because we have metaglasses and shit.

Make the boats faster, like there's for real things we could be getting done.

You can make the boats.

Get in the jet engine, my launching.

Machine, fold my fucking clothes, like you can figure something out, Like there's better things to be done.

Put the jet engines that they're launching people into space with on the boats.

Put the ev hummer engine on the fucking boat.

Put the buses in the sky.

That's oh yeah, you.

And for a mayor in La and the platform is going to put the buses like twelve feet above the road and they're going to be flying around.

Oh that's similar to my idea where it's basically an uber and you don't even need an app because it'll just pick you up at the same spot every day.

And there's a bunch of them and it's huge.

It's really long, you feet like thirty people in it.

Oh wait, we had this idea like a couple episodes ago.

Oh really, Yeah, I think you're just regurgitating some stuff we've been working.

We can also put it under.

Yeah, because that's what we were thinking, because to have them in the streets would be like it would take up a lot of space, So we're putting them underground.

You're going to do oh yeah, oh you know it should be like a train.

I should have a train.

What is a train?

Run a train?

And no, it's that's that sex stuff.

That's like when oh if I have sex with you, that if I then the next verse.

Oh, that's why you're always texting me that shit at like three am.

If you want to run train.

Crews, always text me, let's run a two man Yeah, And I think he thinks it means we hook up.

It's just two guys hooking up the light leaving your.

Yeah, no, I can make myself look psycho.

Wait did you go to last night?

No?

Damn because you knew I wasn't going.

Yeah, let's go.

When you asked me to go, I go.

That's sexy.

Yeah, I really want to go back this week because I'm back.

You're so bad, King of La.

You gotta check in with kaya before going down.

Josh watched a dog walker let a dog shit in our yard.

I came home and saw it.

Josh, Josh watched a dog walker let a dog shit in our yard and then he ran to the front door and opened it and was like, what are you doing?

And then she went and picked it up.

She was gonna leave it, and she went and picked it up.

Okay, well there was shit on the front yard when I got here.

And I have those signs, and i've been actually, I'll tell this, I've been so just like to a point, because it gets to a point, and I'm at that point.

I think I'm there.

I'm spinning on like you know the little apple emoji for location.

Wait, I'm spinning on it.

I'm doing spins on it like its satisfied that pin I in the airport.

I went at Heathrow Airport.

I went to the wrong terminal, so then I had to subsequently go underground to where all the trains were and then walk with my huge bags for like thirty minutes.

And it's like rush hour, like everyone's running back and forth through these fucking trains and shit.

And there is a guy who is standing on his phone in like the opposite side, like on the wrong side, Like traffic is flowing this way and the walls right here, and he's just standing there on his phone and no one Everyone's just like so reesel Ray, so ra cel ray, Like this man is obstructing traffic.

And I was just like going through and I was like, bro, you gotta get the fuck out of the way.

And then I just like moved around him and kept going and he looked back at me, was like oh, and like looked around.

I was like oh, and then ran out and like traffic moved quicker.

Everyone was picked up their space.

And that's that's the time I've been on I like see a random man who's being so fucking useless and stupid, and I'm like, I can't believe everyone is just letting you disrupt human nature like this, and that's why I'll leave this episode.

That's how that's how I feel.

That's just how I feel, and I don't give a fuck.

Amazing.

Oh my god, what movies did I watch?

I was gonna say, should we get into media?

Yeah, I don't know if I've watched any movies.

Oh I saw the First Saw for the first time.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it was good.

It made me squeamish, but it's like the acting cracked me up.

But wow, what a movie.

What a movie, what a.

Franchise, And especially for the time when that came out of it was yeah, what the fuck?

Is the doll a twink or an otter as a twink?

It's the doll?

Is the girl?

Protect transfer people?

Doll is a girl?

My media?

Is you?

Charlie xcx ha ha ha.

Uh?

Where is it?

Where is it?

Midnight Sun?

By Zara Larson.

I have listened to that song over and over and over again, and I haven't done that with a song in a very very long swim.

That's me with Up and Down by Tizo mm literally down, no, no no.

And then that's the.

Best fictional songwriting a man has done in a while.

By the way, like that song is exactly what people need to go back to writing.

Is just like this would never happen, but God does it sound amazing to listen.

Mm hmmmmmm.

I think Enya, like Orinoco Flow, Nya is going to have her Kate Bush arc very soon.

I think the TikTok is going to get a hold of it and make it like a cultural phenomenon because she deserves her flowers.

Yeah, generations, but we but we don't live in like I'm like for people to care about Anya though, they would have to actually go and listen to her discography.

Also, people aren't having babies anymore, so they're not turning it on while they do home births.

Which was I think, I don't know, like the song that would in the arms have and that's not, that's.

Not that's not, that's not me, that's not.

But no, you believe my mom literally just liked Nya so much.

She was like that.

And before you fucking canniving bitches go say I already listened to Enya.

Oh that's not what I'm saying.

You're not You're not the general public.

You are you are.

An outlier to the general public.

If you listen to this podcast, you're a fucking weirdo because we're fucking weirdos.

Also, I really like I can.

I can reassure you no one is claiming Anya like that.

Like those listeners are people who are literally like it's like therapy music.

It's like I love it.

I love it, It's so good.

But like I'm like, go float he eats and then replaying it five hundred times in a row.

Greatest bit of all time.

No, this is my favorite song by her.

Mm hmmmm mm hmm.

The thing is, Drew, like you're talking like a fake NYA fan because you just you're naming her top songs.

You don't know any like I know any Caribbean blue sis.

I grew up listening to Anya and Ya is the first.

That is the craziest thing is me growing up being named that, and my mom would put that on all the time like she was trying to like, I guess she didn't want me to be like of a generation of people who wore band teas, like she was one of those bitches like you can't have the ban tea and not know the band.

Oh so did you catch my choke?

Your choke my choke.

What I said, you don't know an you like I know Anya Caribbean Blue and that's her top song right, that.

Was the I guess.

Thank you, M