I'm back up.

Oh my god, I literally love him.

I always.

Oh my god, I'm actually I know, I know, Oh my gosh.

Okay, welcome back to emergency intercom.

Guys.

This is low key, the first time we've spoken in two or three weeks.

My mama, I love your haircut.

Oh my god, I forgot I was gonna do.

You're giving everything.

I wish we were hockey players.

I'm myself.

Wait, I'm gonna leave the frame and then come back in and we're gonna reveal my hair.

Everybody, everybody just be so excited for me.

All that act like.

You've never seen it.

And like, if you're gonna make an edit of.

Dror, which you should because he looks cute, use these clips because he's gonna serve.

The crown.

Okay, I have something major to show you, something huge.

True.

You cut your hair.

Oh oh, why did you do that?

I don't know.

I hate, Like that's one of your ticks that like I don't hate, but I hate that.

Like now, when your tongue comes out of your mouth, I just assume you're gonna.

Guys, I did get a haircut.

I told my barber.

Angel at spoken Wheel goat of all time to.

You said you told him to make it want I want.

To be a boy.

I was like, I want my haircut to look like a boy.

I want you heard everybody saying who's gonna be the boy?

And he said me, Actually I'm the boy and the relationship.

No, I did go a little shorter than I woke up thinking I did.

And then I got in the chair and I was like, actually, no, just chop it all off, like it'll grow back if it doesn't.

But it is crazy how I don't have my curls anymore, Like they just vanished.

It's like when I cut all my hair off, bring back them.

Yeah, my gosh, oh my god.

Actually that's a good transition.

I don't know if you know.

Transition the Oh my god, that's a good transition.

Sorry, I got like a fucking I found out recently I have like an account that has a Netflix account on it and I've never used that.

I don't remember.

That was me last night, really like finding one of those accounts.

Oh wait, no, no, no, I logged into your Netflix somewhere.

Okay, well I had I like, I logged into a Netflix on my phone at my parents' house, and I was like, what account?

And it's a.

Random account that I think I made because so many people have my log in that I made a new account.

But then I was like, wait, I don't really I have such a vague memory of making this account and I hadn't watched anything, so I was like, damn did I make the account?

And I got mad as fuck and I'm like, fucking, I don't even want to watch this.

Yeah, but yeah, I thought I was getting an email about that because I emailed to I was like going to cancel it.

But I like think I signed up for like a deal thing, Like I think I signed myself up in like for life.

Yeah, you did a three sixty deal with Netflix.

It's over.

I remember the first time I got a gym membership.

I didn't realize like how scammy.

And how like hard they make it too?

Quit.

Yeah.

Also I met scammy, but it came out as like scummy, but like.

Scammy, scammy, scummy, same fucking thing.

Yeah, Like you sign your life away for a year at most places, and you can break that contract unless you give them a finger, is what I hear.

They take you know, they take your finger.

Oh you're so annoying because I thought you were saying like, Okay, Also, no, can't you just go in?

And that's actually the worst part is you can't just go in and be like I don't want to do this anymore.

Because it's like I still get text to this day from our old gym being like, hey, like we miss you, come back.

I know I got that too.

I was like, girl, no.

And also, for some reason, our old gym is always on sale.

It's always there's always a sale going.

So it's literally like I literally it is always on sale.

They're begging people to come back.

But yeah, I got a hair cut.

I really like it.

I'm obsessed with you.

You look like, Yeah, I do think it ages me a lot more than I thought it did.

And I also think it makes my lower half of my face a lot fatter.

I'm not calling myself fat, but like it just.

It gives the illusion that your face is wider than and it was exactly well, also because we're pretty similar in the fact that we have like round our faces, and we are people who I tend to hide behind my hair like but it is because like having a round her face I think is good because like, thank god we have collagen.

Because I was talking to my mom about this, Like my stepmom when we were at the beach, she was like, oh my god, I have a sat in the sun for so long, like I'm actually I actually might get a tan because she's been pale for like three years because she just doesn't go and child out the beach anymore.

And I was like, yeah, I have to be a bit careful.

I need to put sunscreen or something on because like I don't know, I'm starrying to get scared.

And I made the joke turn it actually killed her.

Oh my god, No I didn't before.

And that's that's linolium, babe, that's lamin it.

There's no real wood in here.

But I was like, it's actually so fucked up that my birth mom died and all the women in her family that I at least knew of all died.

So like my mom's family is fully nuked by Big Forma, like fully like.

DoD I'm not laughing, just like.

Like they don't.

But yeah, it's fucked up on an emotional level, but like that I could get through.

I have no way of knowing what the fuck I'm gonna look like when I'm older, because like I don't look like my fucking grandma, like what I'm.

My grandma is the baby.

Oh my god, the grandma is the baby because the grandma is Jehovah's witness, Like, oh my god.

No, it's crazy.

Oh speaking of family getting nuked by big pharma, I did wear my dead brother's shoes on New Year And guess what I did, Molly, No, I wish, I wish I took.

I took like a little baby microdos of microdos of mushrooms.

Period.

And on top of that, something major happened un ironically, like major in like a very serious, big, ginormous way.

I mean specifically ginormous because of who I did it with.

I kissed Kai on New Year's.

Yeah, well, I thought you were going to say something like actually sweet, like.

That is sweet?

I guess, yeah whatever, Me and Kai shared a kiss like we went.

Okay.

I wish he was here to back it up, but he decided to go on vacation and tell us literally last.

Now, oh my god, don't don't don't get me on my body.

Don't get me on my body, like, oh my god.

But yeah, me and Kai kissed.

It was very sweet.

Yeah, I also kissed role model.

Yeah, I kissed Rachel Sinnett.

Okay, so you were a low key tossing.

I was passed around.

I was passed around.

Yeah, guys, I've been eating so fucking good lately.

It's crazy, I know, so crazy, because I've been eating meals that I have been cooking slash preparent cooking.

I used loose, like assembling a simbo because I'm sure you've seen it by now.

I just saw a TikTok about it today that was posted a little little while ago.

But there was this I think it was it door Dash or Postmates, like either door Dash or postmates one of the same, two birds of the same or two wings of the same bird, two sides of the same.

It's like trying to differentiate like who owns nest quick and like like all that.

I'm like they all own each other, like they all literally is just like come swapping the same spit to one each another?

Like who wants to do that?

No?

Literally though, like they're just sharing the same like money.

Okay, I I read this and it shook me to my core enough to start cooking my own meals.

And you know how big that is for me.

That's crazy because like what are you about to say?

Okay, I'm posting this from a library wife on a burner laptop because I'm technically under a massive NDA.

I don't care anymore.

I put in my two weeks yesterday and honestly, I hope they sue me.

I've been sitting on this for about eight months, just watching code get pushed to production, and I can't sleep at night knowing I help build this machine.

So like it's it's a lot, go find and read it for yourself, but like, I'll just read you a little tidbit of it.

This is like what shocked me the most, that made me feel the worst.

If a driver usually logs on at ten PM and accepts every garbage three dollars order instantly without hesitation, the algorithm tags them as a or as high desperation.

Once they are tagged, the system then deliberately stops showing them high paying orders.

The logic is, why pay this guy fifteen dollars to run when we know he's desperate enough to do it for six We save the good tip for the casual drivers to hook them and gamify their experience, while the full timers get grinded into dust.

So It's literally like Fortnite when you log in for the first time in two years and they give you four games that you win back to back to back, you think you're the greatest fucking player in the world.

They do that to new drivers where it's like, holy shit, like I made one hundred bucks tonight in four hours, Like that's fucking crazy.

And then oh and then if the algorithm predicts you as a high tipper and uh, and you'll likely drop ten dollars it offers a driver or offers the driver a measily two dollars base pay.

If you tip zero dollars, it offers them an eight dollars base pay just to get the food moved.

The results is that it or the results is that your generosity isn't rewarding the driver.

It's subsidizing us, the coders.

You're paying their wage so we don't have to.

So basically, it was it was so jarring, just like hearing like a company be this truly fucking evil.

And then also it talks about like the regulatory response fee or driver benefit fee that it isn't going to the driver, and then oh my god, no, it just it literally just freaked me out.

In a way that I like haven't been freaked out at something in a long time, Like and I know this shit like happens, but.

There's something different about like whether because even though that guy I'm assuming posted it anonymously and is assuming he's gonna get like found out about talking about it, and that's why he's talking about being sued.

Even if there is a world where this is some fictitious thing, somebody would say, it is so aligned with the reality we're existing in, and it really does kind of shatter reveal because there is, like, at least for me one, I've always been like an obnoxious tipper because everyone in my family works in like the food industry, and like my mom is a like full time waitress, Like that's what she's always done.

Like every one of my aunts at uncles like works restaurants, like that is in our family.

So I have heard my whole upbringing about like tipping and how it's like such a necessary part of survival.

Get this, They're sorry, keep going.

I was just gonna say, like, there's not a base pay for Uber drivers or for Postmates drivers.

They're not getting like an hourly salary at all.

It's like contract work, which is even more fucked up, like they get paid perchase.

So are they technically having to do their taxes as self employed people?

I think I think they're contract workers.

Okay, okay, okay, because.

I meant self employment taxes are fucking in That's what I'm.

Saying, because that's like a huge thing, like even with like oh my god, I mean like fuck it, like fuck it, like let's get into it, because I'm so it's like what I'm about to say is like I'm trying to think.

Of independent contractors.

But I think in LA they re past the law where they have to like it's like something like one hundred and twenty percent of so say like a Postmates driver works for four hours and only makes six dollars, or works for an hour and only makes six dollars, Postmates then has to cover one hundred and twenty up to one hundred and twenty percent, so like one hundred percent, so they'd have to pay up to seventeen dollars and then some to make sure they're getting an hourly pay, which like a good step, but then you think about a fucking seventeen dollars pay check, and you're like, I mean, yeah, don't even I don't know.

Oh my god.

I was talking to my mom about this because, like I mean, if anybody's kept up with me long enough, you know that, like I don't come from money or like anything of that nature, like anything close to that.

And every one of my siblings is like working again in customer service or like some sort of retail job or like restaurant job.

Like everyone my.

Family partakes in that like path, and it is insane to really think about.

Like I remember when I was like twenty three, that was like the point where I was like, Okay, I feel like I can like splurge on myself and still be able to like show up for my family financially.

And there was like this kind of like naivete about everything that I was like, oh yeah, just like as you grow it gets easier.

But I'm like, oh my god, no it doesn't, because I've now seen my parents who still have like young kids to take care of their teenagers.

Like once you are in that loophole of like below the poverty line, you really are just like forced to live a life where your head is just above the water, like and then but then, like I don't know, I think about like Postmates and like we all know that partaking in like any sort of thing like this, there is something to it, Like we all know there has to be something to it because you even think about like I know a lot of people in my family who have like who know, have friends who like do the whole drop shipping on face on TikTok live now, and like I have people in my family talking about that, and it's kind of like the Avon Lady fucation of the world, like every.

Single average become that.

Yeah, because like in my head, I was like, Okay, yeah, Postmates is kind of.

Like you know who's winning those.

Replacing like delivery drivers.

So in my head they were getting paid like delivery drivers.

Like in my head it was an hourly thing and then some but I guess again that's like but.

It's like, also they could catch twenty two because it's like, oh, if I stop using Postmates, like fuck Postmates, like fuck you for being scammed.

Now, all the people who have decided to rely on that exactly like shit out a lot.

Yeah, it's such a conundrum.

So I don't know, I literally if anybody knows what to do in this situation, enlighten me because I don't fucking know.

But.

Every feel like it was the like how much shit I talked about, like bitcoin and like digital coins and shit.

It feels like literally that changed everything because everyone was like, wait, I knew I could do this for money, but I didn't know that I could get access to that kind of fucking money essentially by like gambling your life challenge, like gambling everything.

I mean, don't even get me started about like I don't know how to say it, cashy caushi or poly market.

It's just that like, literally, you don't want me to get me started.

It's what you don't stop park episode about.

That I haven't I haven't seen the new ones, but there I think.

So it's just I think they call it like predictive markets or something, and it's just like you can bet on like I mean, for example, like you could someone could set up a bet on you and I on this website and be like there's a seventy five percent chance that Drew is gonna say the word gay or say the raise I'm not gay in this episode, and then people can gamble and on that.

And if I say I'm not gay, then the people that said yes when the people say that said no lose, and it's just like you can gamble and shit like that, and then there's like it just opens up this like whole new avenue of insider trading where like bitch like and there's like barely any regulation on it, Like I could be the one setting up these fucking gambling That's why I'm thinking.

Is because like, isn't gambling illegal in California.

Gambling they they call it something else.

They call it like predictive markets.

So it's insane.

Is like I wanted to This is gonna sound fucking ridiculous, and like maybe one day I'll explain.

But I was going to do this, Like what is it called?

What was the thing I was gonna do.

I was like getting art from all of my friends and I was gonna like sell like each ticket for raffle.

I was going to do a raffle.

And like me and Sabrina were like setting it up and looking into it, we hit the blockade that raffles are considered gambling, even though like it wasn't a thing, it was going to be a donation thing.

It was like not none of the money was coming to us.

We weren't like.

Buying anything to resell, like we would have had to physically send every single person who bought a ticket something in the mail so that it wasn't considered gambling, which is fucking insane, because what the fuck are we put You're putting a bet down, bitch.

I've been blocked.

I've been banned from Venmo since twenty seventeen because my boyfriend at the time had me do a bet with him and his friends on the oscars and I hadn't even.

Seen any of those boys and I lost.

So I sent the twenty dollars to our friend and I said, you want And I've been banned for gambling.

B an ned band, banned band?

Why my low key shadow band on Venmo?

Yeah, wait, let's wake that up.

Like nobody's requesting anything.

But yeah, that's really really spooky.

I mean yeah, it's just everything is avon, everything.

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Yeah, and then when people come asking for their money back, it's like, oh, okay, here's your one hundred dollars back.

But I made twenty dollars on the stock market on it.

It's genius.

It's it's literally interest free.

I can't leave some of y'all move so fucking sneak.

Mister Eleaze, mister Base, I see you, mister b.

Well, okay, actually.

I do want to say one thing, and I will make this very fucking clear.

We are two people.

As much as y'all love to remind us pushing thirty the we live with another pushing thirty year old in a house together, and we've all lived together and split rent together.

Our whole lives.

So I want to make it very clear.

If I had a fuck your life, I'm gonna get a house and get out this bitch money, I'd be gone.

So I want to make that clear.

Before we like continue to say it like what we're about to talk about, but it is insane and like it's not admirable.

Hold on my mom's calling, Oh but yeah, like it is.

Actually it is insane.

It is insane to think about like how calculated some people move.

And how they say yes to everything.

Yeah, I mean because like manufactured consent?

What just with AI?

Shit?

They're like like when like a small creator.

I saw Caleb harn talking about it, but he was like when a small creator says like yes and uses like uh or takes money from Google gem and I to like do an ad on their podcast about it.

It like it's kind of like, oh, this small creator is doing an ad for it.

Like maybe half the people are like fuck AI, but the other half are kind of like ooh, if they're using it, then it must be okay.

I just don't.

I mean, I've said from the jump and I don't give a fuck.

I've never understood and this is coming from somebody who again y'all like to remind me I'm stupid, So it's coming from a pretty stupid person.

But from the jump, I couldn't understand why on God's.

Green now Yellow Earth you would be to fucking like, what the fuck are you looking up?

Bro?

Like what are you doing?

Like I I just don't understand.

I've never understood.

I can never put the pieces together, I can never envision and this is coming up.

We do this job because we grew up very fucking lonely like like that is why like I have this.

It ain'ate need to like entertain and have eyes on me and even.

That big family huh and big family.

I know, too big, too big.

Big, too big of a family, baby big like back two or three.

Also like everyone was family, everyone was family.

We are all family.

We're from the family, the family.

Wait, guys, we have something to reveal to you.

What me and and ya have actually known each other for twenty twenty five ish years and this has been a big psychological operation.

Yeah.

No, we did grow up like only two towns over.

No, one town over no.

Because we used to walk.

We used to walk town so it felt like so much longer.

I didn't grow up in Texas.

Wait, is Boca Raton a nice neighborhood.

Boca Ratone is where the like crazy white people like nesting.

Okay, I did not grow up there.

I grew up on.

Yeah, I was gonna say I grew up on Palm Is it Palm Beach?

Is that Trump's land West Beach?

Yeah, I grew up on West Palm Beach.

Okay period?

Yeah, wait am I I think I'm mixing up Boca Ratone in West Palm Beach.

But to me, they're the same thing, because I'm pretty sure it's like in the same little to.

Me anything.

Once you're passing Hollywood, like if you're going up north from Miami.

Actually even before that, I'm trying to think of like how I'm like, even by Aventura, it's like a different world, and it is spreading.

It is spreading, like and when I.

Say it's crypto crypto, the white crypto bros.

And then sometimes I'm like, damn like guys.

And then their argument is like, oh, without us, your economy wouldn't be stimulated.

Okay, who cares?

Wait, that's crazy you say that because no one fucks with you.

Yeah, you all are.

The thing is is they're all fucking losers.

They were all.

Because they're not booming a room.

They're all making a party boom.

They're not like no like.

Them in high school, like nasty, nasty nasty, loner, fucking freak boys that are trying to like scam young children into buying their fucking course, and like they're living these false lives that are very unobtainable even for themselves, and it's just crazy.

It's just crazy to me even as somebody.

Again, I like, in my head, I've become a brat in terms of like, wait, brat story, Connor story.

On Brat, Connor story on Brat, Yes.

Your brat episode heated guys, Insert the clip.

Insert the clip.

Okay, I may look disgusting and dirty and I haven't showered in two days because I have, but hold on, wait, confidence, we all know, we all know who.

Okay, no, it's one.

What am I doing not in you?

Sharing the screen with a star the silva screen?

And I want him on the episode.

I want him on episode.

I still haven't finished it because I was like, I want to watch it in TV on bed, because I've been watching it in my on my iPad at my parents house.

I watched it on TV on couch at night with fire going and ya.

It was one of the most magical experiences of my life.

I have never in my life.

I'm about to start crying.

Now never in my life cried at an episode of television the way I did at episode five of this season, even episode six, but like episode five was so major, like oh my god, it's so good, it's just so sweet.

I can't lie.

I was so terrified because if you've been listening for a while, you know how I get, like if somebody tells me to like something, I hate it, Like I just I can't help it.

And I started like I can't help I started like reverse p like collaging you, where I'm like you won't like it.

I know, literally, And it worked because you were like, oh, I don't think it's gonna be your couples.

Well I was being genuine because it was like gay butts, but like, oh my god, their asses are crazy, like and I don't know if that's problematic to say, but.

It's just shot.

Well, they're both like really good actors.

I like the dialogue.

I think they have amazing chemistry.

The casting directors fucking killed it with these two motherfuckers, because.

It really could have been some other shit.

Like That's what I was worried about because a lot of times, like I don't give a fuck about what people do behind closed doors if you're gonna put yourself in that position, Like, but that shit, I am was just saying, R Kelly, Oh.

Shit, put that shit in remission.

Wait, Meeda cancer, Needa cancer, put that shit in remission and fresh out the doctor's office.

And fresh out the chemo.

Yes, there it is.

See look at the way we bounce off each other.

We're so talented.

But yeah, very I found out a lot of things about that show.

It was like shot very on like a very low budget, which I thought was incredible, like you can still do it.

It was funded by like the Canadian government, which I thought was really incredible to like like put that much money and faith into a gay show major.

And then like I saw them like talking Girl, I'm so in deep, like every edit, every.

Interview building too, with like having the like like like yeah the other time jumps the other characters having their own thing.

They did a really good job of like it never got confusing, like and I feel like that's really hard, but.

That is also like so integral to the gay experience, Like yeah, a moment like that, I don't know, it's just it was really really it's just special and it's just special.

And then the last episode, I'm going through the cottage like.

I don't know what you're talking about.

You don't know what I'm talking about.

I'm going to stop now.

But guys, if you haven't tuned in, which I would be so shocked that my girls and my gaze have not tuned in.

Two heated rivalry.

Do you see the GHO is happiest.

Yeah, they do stuff.

They show stuff, They show stuff, they show stuff.

Like sexy stuff, like, oh my god, that's so amazing.

But yeah, I'm trying to think if I watched anything else I watched that.

I was watching Righteous Gemstones.

Oh wow, Yeah, I watched like a bunch of it.

I think I got the season three and then I stopped.

I watched the first episode of like six TV shows, and nothing has hooked me fully yet, Like Madmen.

I'm giving it a chance because I'm like, oh, that's it's like a.

That was like mad Men is just like we're gonna fuck you and then fuck you and then you're gonna come and fuck me.

Yeahah yeah, I mean the first episode was like kind of cool, but seeing cheating on the silver screen really haunts me, Like yeah, ooh ooh, but what else did I watch.

I watched Sharp Objects.

That was incredible, and then I started big little lies and then I stopped because I was like, I need to watch this with someone, like this is so cool, Like the cast is fucking crazy.

If someone dies and you make a post about it, trust and believe I will do everything in my power to figure out how that motherfucker died, and like, I love you and I respect your privacy, but like, just know, I need to know.

I need to know bad and everyone who's in their head thinking about my dead brother there, don't ask.

That's my that's my personal information, that's my life.

That's my personal that's my personal life.

But we don't bring that here.

On the flip side, you relate, let me know.

I would like to know exactly what happened and when and why and how and.

Where were you?

Where were you when it happened?

Oh wow, I mean I can just say that I am so happy and ironically like I've I've been in such a good mood recently.

I am so happy and period.

And then I cried to my therapist about it and I was like, thank you so much, because.

I literally God is good.

Yeah, I literally got so lucky because every time I talk about therapy with somebody and they're like, my therapist is crazy.

My therapist like doesn't speak to me anymore.

My therapist like quit, like randomly didn't tell me, bitch, what I would really be like.

So confused.

If if my therapist did that, actually I would fifty one to fifty her.

I would fifty one.

I'd be like, that's just not in her nature.

That's odd, that's just not in her nature.

She's mad, chill.

She wouldn't do that, like she would at least text me because we're so close, like to me, me a crazy person who pays.

Someone to speak to them, like once a week.

We're so close, that's your best way.

Wait, what's up with you and your therapist?

Oh yeah, I didn't.

We haven't really talked about it on here.

Sorry I started, no, but I would just like I just keep forgetting.

I've been noticing that I started therapy and I found I started therapy like a while ago, that therapist and I just didn't click.

We didn't have good rapport.

I want someone to look at me in the face and call me fucking psycho and crazy, which I know a therapist won't do.

But I just need to make un psycho.

But I just need someone to kind of challenge me and challenge like my perspective and like not like agree and just mirror and say everything I'm saying to them back to me without I mean, I know they're not supposed to add to the conversation, but like, I'm looking for a friend basically is what I'm looking for.

No, I just I just I'm.

Looking for a really smart friend who went to college for being a good.

Prin Yeah, yeah, exactly.

But I finally kind of found that in this guy.

And I also decided I need like an older gay man to be my therapist.

My therapist is an older.

Gay woman, yeah, like I And then I well, I'll get to that in a second.

But we've been having great conversations.

It's been a fucking movie.

I've been obsessed with it.

But big butt, he's not covered by my insurance.

And when I was booking my appointments with him, I was like, oh, like at the end of the month, like I can call my insurance and be like, hey, I did four sessions.

The sessions totaled in twelve hundred dollars over the month.

Mind you, three hundred dollars per session.

That's crazy, crazy vibes.

So I called my or I was gonna call my insurance and be like, hey, I paid twelve hundred dollars in therapy, because every therapist I talked to is like, oh, if you're not on my insurance, then like, or if I'm not on your insurance, then like, you can just call your insurance at the end of the month and get up to ninety percent back on your therapy.

Bitch.

What I fucking found out is that my insurance company not only does not cover ninety percent, they cover sixty percent of the average cost of therapy in California, meaning the average cost of therapy in California.

They can kind of claim whatever the fuck they want.

They say it's sixty dollars.

So on twelve hundred dollars of therapy, I'm getting back literally eighty dollars.

So I was like, I don't know if that's worth it.

How'd you find.

Him through the Internet?

And then I found out he has like a social media presence, and you know what, I hope he breaks hippus.

I can sue him.

I don't think there's no there is something wrong with that.

There's actually something deeply flawed with that, unless because there are people who have a social media presence who I adore, who are using their like you go doctor, like you you're spreading, Well that's his people.

Okay, that's that's different.

I thought you meant like.

No, no, no, he's like he's on there like being like.

Your finger down if you.

Like.

I thought that he's on there talking about like, oh, if you're like a gay man and you have like walls built up, here's why and just like breaking down those walls and barriers.

And I guess he's tax because that's I think that's why you're so taxed.

Yeah, but really like the guy really like our sessions.

But the last two sessions I can't.

He ended it fifteen minutes early both times.

No, that's crazy.

I pay for I pay three hundred dollars for an hour.

Refund me one hundred bucks, how about that?

No, that's crazy.

Also, yeah, my I mean, my therapist is not covered by my insurance, especially because.

When I got her, I didn't.

I didn't get insurance until like wonder you get insurance twenty twenty three.

Yeah, yeah, before that.

I went a year without insurance.

I mean Damn, I went my whole life.

And look at you now, a insured babe.

But what the fuck was I gonna say?

Therapy fifteen dollars.

Oh, by the time I got it, I had been with my therapist for so long, and it's one twenty a session.

Which I would be so happy when I started.

When I started, it was ninety and like that's like I think it went up to that the next year.

Yeah, because I like started with her the year Oh no, no.

I shrinkflation.

Your therapist is getting smaller.

She's gonna disappear.

But yeah, she, like I think, raised it the next year or like two years in and then she stopped like raising it, and I and I'm nosy.

And one time I went because I was thinking about, like I love my therapist so much in my dream, she could like be the therapist if everyone I love, because I think she's perfect.

And then I went on her profile on psychology today and her price is higher than what she charged.

One time I told her that Drew used to make a joke because like she like we I would do so many sessions, especially when I was going through it, Like I am the type of bit to be like fuck it I'm talking.

To her two times this week.

Like two times a week until I feel good and on my feet.

I don't give a fuck.

And one time Drew was like, bro, she's just using you for your money, bro, like some shit like that.

And I told her that joke, and she still mentions it.

Every now and then, like she she will literally just start laughing and she's like I'm sorry because like at the end of the call, is she's like engined it once or twice, but it'll be at the end of the call when we're like trying a plan, and usually if I'm traveling and we have like she's trying to like be like would this work for you?

Like do you want to do this while you're traveling?

And then she'll laugh and be like sorry, I just every time there's like a scheduling conflict, I feel I remember the joke Drew made about trying to get money out of you, like I just want to make it clear I'm not, And I was like, girl, I.

Fucking no, I don't know if this is like hip a violation or if this is even just like a violation of you as a person, but me and your therapist, Like she calls me right after your therapy session and debrief me on everything you said.

And that's why I'm such a good friend because I know everything you said on therapy.

Actually, bit you take therapy with your door open loud as fucking the house, Like, yeah, a lot of fun.

That's my vibe too.

I'm like, literally everything I'm saying on here if it hurt, if it hurts anyone's house or anyone's feelings in the house, maybe you should have heard it.

Yeah, I'm like what Also, like, I don't know, I don't think I've ever been like I'm really as agro as I present publicly, Like I'm such a like whiny cry baby like usually.

Or something sobbing on therapy.

Yeah every time, Like I am like I've always been a cry baby, Like it's usually like like even if I'm like upset, like I will still cry.

Oh my god, that was so embarrassing being like the person who cries that easily growing up is literally like wow, oh my fucking god.

I know what Jojo Seawall has to walk through every fucking day, Like, because she's just wearing her heart on her sleeve and living her fucking experience.

I can't imagine what that bitch is going through.

Bro, Like she's been on like Pee Wee's Playhouse Mode to twenty one the whole way to Disney at twenty one and got tipsy and was acting fat.

I mean that was us, but we were sixteen at Universal and.

We were actually being finn I got disgusting.

Monsters because our parents weren't around.

That's what I'll say to her, like shout out her parents.

I know.

I'm sure every like child star has like things with their parents, because like, to put your child in a position where they're the financial bearer of the family is like, but you know, not.

To that degree.

But that's a lot of people's experience.

So I will say kudos to them, because I can't imagine having to even navigate having a kid, Like I don't think I want a kid because I would be a helicopter mom.

My kid would not fuck with me.

My kid would hate to see me around.

Like you raise this.

If you have a strict house, the baby is gonna relap.

I don't know.

I literally can't speak right now.

Something is going on with me.

Something is seriously off.

Do you need water, babes.

I do feel like a little like weird right now for some reason, I don't know if you can tell no, no, no, just just I do want to get the ship that the new flu.

I'm getting it tomorrow.

I don't know.

I would literally love to go with you because early that the new flu, the fear mongering around it has gotten me and I'm scared of it.

It's not even the fear.

I'm like, you know what, Yeah, Actually, one thing COVID taught me, I don't give a fuck.

If you're anti vaccine, keep that shit to yourself, Like, I don't give a fuck.

I like know, the government is evil, ooky, spooky, but you know what science is science, And if a tiny bit sick and then I won't.

Be as sick as you, nasty like dude.

People on the plane today were like, it's.

So no, that's my that that was my plane experience too, and it is so like I want to know the psychology of like a person hearing someone cough and then having to cough themselves, Like not like if one person coughs, thirty three people start coughing, but it's thirty three.

People were holding in that fucking cough and now and it's like if you hear a fart in a soul, You're not gonna be scared to shit like.

That's why they should play fart sounds over the speakers in this stall.

Waitara Larson, you have to.

You have to ship when she's saying SA, but you have to hit the because if it goes on the low part, you'll hear the fart sounds.

You gotta go.

I don't know what the fuck I'm saying, but listen.

They should play fart sounds on the speakers in public bathrooms so it covers up sounds.

Yeah.

Well, I don't care if anybody here's my piss.

I'm still scared to fart in public bathrooms.

I don't give a fuck.

We've talked about this.

I couldn't give a dude.

I was blowing up the bathroom before I go on the plane, And you know what, that's the courteous thing to do.

I'm leaving it on land.

I'm not taking it up in the air with us.

Yeah, shitting on the plane is like you do that if it's worst case scenario.

It is crazy plane shitters.

There's someone out there that gets off on sitting on that fucking plane toilet, Like I just know it it's not me.

It's literally not me.

I don't get off I was gonna say, because I've never heard.

Of that, so like I'm just saying, I'm just saying right now, it's not me.

I don't get off on sitting on the air, playing toilet and clicking the flesh button and hearing the air suck down on my prolapsed butthole.

I do not get off on that.

But if you found out I had a prolapse butthole, oh, isn't that like.

Bad for you?

Like that just sounds like a sticky situation, Like it literally sounds like a needle out of plastic and then you add shit to it that's fucking disgusting.

Like imagine having a prolapse butt and like feeling like your underwear rub up on your internals.

Well I have a pussy like.

Well, no, like it like a prolapse is when it like spills out like the pink.

No, But like do.

Vagina vagina holders have felt a a front wedgie before, And it's essentially that it's like you know you're experiencing a front wedgie because.

There's like a moisture skin caught in contact.

That's like not It's literally like when you accidentally rub a cotton pat on your eyeball.

It's like it's not like it feels like that, but like it's like that, Like yeah, it's like eating Like it's cinnamon challenge for the pussy.

Should we do the cinnamon challenge?

Dude?

I hate, like, well, I wish.

I hate that they took that from us.

That was that was that is kind of challenge.

Yeah, just like the simple shit, you know.

Simple dimple poppy squish.

I wish I could skip ahead to thirty just to see if I should try right now, do you know what I mean?

Yeah, like, or if I should just give up because giving up look like for you doing what I'm doing now, this is this is as low as I'll go.

This is like, this is what you're seeing right now is me giving up.

But wait till I activate.

Wait till I go up.

Wait, come to Miami with me because I'm not kidding.

Like, should we buy a house in Miami?

Yeah?

Oh my god, things are said.

I don't.

I mean, I've always said this.

I just who the fuck can get a house?

Bro?

Like, I don't know anybody who, like I know a.

Couple of people money I know a couple of people that have, and the hurdles in hoops that they had to jump through and the amount of not times they've had to take and just take a knee and just like take it to the chest is insane.

And I'm like, yeah, I.

Mean it really does like come at a cost.

It comes at a cost, which is why I'm like, it is, why should it cost?

And what if the talk isn't cheap?

Damn dude.

I mean, I think being in Miami was really nice because again, that to me is one of like the places being most So many places are being negatively affected by like the administration and everything going on politically, but Miami is such a fucking melting pot of like everyone I grew up around, all the ideas and fears that were like embedded in my family, in my community, all of these things that were like things I don't know, like if you grew up in that environment, you understand the pressure your family is under, and you understand the pressure your community is under and what they're up against.

Was just just like a system that.

Quite literally couldn't ever and will never give a fuck about them.

But there was something really nice about going back to Miami and like being back in that and just kind of this like it's like, of course there's like a larger fear and it's fucked up and it's debilitating, but we are talking about groups of people who have always and will always rise above the challenge, and it's just yes, I mean, the most fucked up part about it is like the fact that like it really does start to beg the question like when can my parents and my family rest because they've all been working since they were like eight years old.

And that is devastating.

But then on the flip side, it's like, I don't know, me and my dad were talking about it, and I was like we were just like dude, growing up like the way like I was raised in the like way he was raised.

Although with its hurdles, is like so rewarding if you're able to get through it, which is also crazy to think about because like that is just like.

Patchwork for trauma.

Like it's just like it was worth it in the end.

Because look at us now, like whatever, but there is something really fucking beautiful about that.

I don't know.

It was like so nice being back in Miami.

Like there's like a level of like perseverance.

I think, yeah, yeah, there's like a level of like Okay, fuck you, I'm still gonna exist and live like now what.

Yeah, I don't know.

And I think growing up I had a lot of that, and that's where like my bold confidence came from.

Is just like living in a pressure pot with the idea that there's no way of like getting out, and then getting out was like eh, but then I was like, oh my god, not that many people escaped.

Like it's just like as he got older, it's like like it literally feels like.

The skeleton banging its chest from what is it like Skyrim or some shit?

Oh I don't know that one.

I think it sounds like you're referencing eminem.

Go crazy a go stupid, go crazy, Go stupid, gokaz it go stupid.

Dude.

Wow, I feel like he went to Turkey.

I think is he bald?

No?

He like has he like dyes his hair for sure?

Like he dyes his hair darker.

That's so gay.

Sixty eight years old and dyeing your hair that color is crazy.

What was it the other day that I said, like, if you do that, you're gay.

Oh?

It was so good.

I think we were on the phone or it was over a text, but whatever, y'all missed it, guys, But I said, I did such a big funny and it was awesome.

Oh.

On the topic of heated rivalries, someone I know hung out with Connor today and relayed back to me that I'm not very close to this person.

But she relayed back to me that Connor reminds her a lot of me in his real life.

So, oh, my gosh, real.

It was vibe, looks and funniness is what related on me?

What about me?

He was like, sharing the silver screen, You're that butting star.

What's his name?

You are like Hollander.

Actually, what's crazy is I am so Hollander coated that like unronically.

If I like, go and hook up with someone, like a random hookup that I don't know, I literally sit there and take my clothes off and fold my clothes into a little neat pile, and if I'm wearing a baseball hat, the hat goes on top.

And when I saw that representation on the screen, I felt seen.

Well, when I saw Ilia get on the bed with his fucking socks on, was it Ilia or Hollander?

Maybe it was Hollander who was on the bed.

He took all his clothes off and then was in the bed.

One of them, during a sex scene, had their socks on.

I un ironically, almost every single time.

I do as my socks on almost every time a because my feet get cold.

That's what the touch of another body is for, Bibbs.

Yeah, true, you're scared of your feet.

I do have monstrous feet, but I'm not scared of you.

Well, my ear is ringing.

My ear is ringing.

What if that means like you have good feet?

No, I think it means I'm scared of touch.

I don't fucking know.

I'm out of it right now.

Guys, I'm not on my A game.

I'm sorry.

I feel like I'm living behind my eyes right now.

But I'm happy.

I'm happy for everything I have.

You know what it feels like?

I feel like I took an adderall.

Oh, very strange.

Well maybe it's because you've been up since like so early.

Yeah, true, but that hasn't been your usual, like you used to be on that type of time and usually now as of late, it's like you used to not cry and now you're crying so much.

So crazy.

How I used to not cry and I'm still crying.

It's kind of like sleep.

Like I used to be on this schedule where would only sleep four hours a night and you would wake up early early and then go to bed late still, And now I'm on the schedule where I'm like kind of going to bed late and waking up late.

But before that, I was on the schedule where I'd go to bed at like six am, wake up at ten am or whatever.

And it didn't matter.

It didn't matter four hours now, but now you're sleeping more.

And now I need like twelve hours.

Yeah, which is weird.

It's like he used to be able to go so long without.

Four hours, four hours of sleep, no crying.

Maybe that's the correlation.

Maybe I didn't have time for emotions.

Maybe wait, maybe I don't have time for emotions.

Clip that guys make that go viral?

Wait?

Can we make this a meme?

Wait?

Clip that clip that clip that guys do Twitter?

Do your thing?

Wow, do your thing?

And who said brunettes can't wear jeans?

And who said brunettes can't drink amocha?

Pet?

Did I look at this harpies girl?

I don't know why.

I'm just like manifesting, like herpes and pregnancy for you soon and yeah, oh my.

God, I'll be able to handle that because I don't think it should be like pregnancy scares me more than the herpes.

Yeah, honestly, I'm with you.

Like, okay, my media, you want to hear it.

I stigmatized pregnancy before I'll serve crap crack before I'll serve crack.

Crack before, I'll serve crap before I serve this country.

That's good.

That's good.

Love by slime Pain.

If my son was gay, let me show you.

The song is about a guy telling his dad the first time he had sex, and his dad was like, oh thank god, like I thought you were gay and that would have been horrible and he was like, I don't fucking like that shit.

Like I would love my son even if he was gay.

I would love my son if he was trans, But I would not love my son if he's not getting no bands.

And that really was special to me.

I mean, yeah, I could see that.

Do you relate?

Oh yeah, Time to dance the shoes In September slung Agnes Obel.

Agneth Obel.

This song makes me cry.

I gotta turn it off and then shows movie television.

Haven't watched anything I really want to see.

Oh, there's like a new like parasite movie or same vibe a his parasite that's out like that has to do deal or it deals with like like financial crisis, and.

I want to show is it no other choice?

Yes?

Did you see it?

No?

I just saw that.

It was the only movie that came out on Christmas Day.

M M.

My media of the week is there must be an Angel by Arithmetics.

There must be a Drew that's interesting.

You're so annoying And I hate that.

That was funny, Like that's so interesting.

Actually I had thought about that.

I've been thinking about that and then still just listening.

Oh Touch Me in the Morning by Class Generation.

And who do you think you are?

And come back to me?

I mean this whole album It's all about Love by Class Generation.

I said it last week.

I'm still just listening to that.

I've just been listening to that album.

Any television show.

I was watching, I have to finish Heated Rivalry, watching Righteous Gemstones, I got.

You watch Rock?

No, I didn't.

Is it a movie or a show?

Because there's a show, it's a show or movie.

I think there's a new show.

Oh really, I think so.

I was watching a lot of Muppets interviews and they made a new They were talking about a new baby character they made.

That's a part of the Fraggle Rock.

I think, oh my god, it's so cool.

Oh my god.

On Adam Savage's account, Yeah, I was just watching a lot of like YouTube stuff.

I'm really trying to think if I watched anything else.

Oh, I watched Meet.

The Fokers again last night, and like, such a good movie.

I literally want to have a threesome with what's his.

Nuts parents in that movie.

Phillips.

Bye.