Welcome to this emergency intercom.

We just recorded probably the best first intro ten minutes we've ever recorded in our entire life, and it wasn't fucking recording.

So I'm gonna crash out and kill myself two times.

Oh my god.

And you know what a girl like me, I'm gonna always make my lemonade, and I'm not gonna make enough for y'all to drink because I couldn't give a fuck if y'all.

Drink it or not.

I love my lemonade.

I'm still in the best mood ever, and I'm just gonna I have to get this thought out.

I'm gonna start the episode out.

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.

Speaking of lemonade, jay Z cheated on Beyonce gave us lemonade Erica Kirk clip saying, I forgive that man.

I forgive that man, the guy that shot his wife fugger.

Oh my god, that's Drew's uranium, babe.

Oh my god.

Actually, your your bape is disgusting and ugly.

And I can't believe you actually left the store with that, because me, like I went, I ran out of duel pods before I was like taking my family somewhere and I was driving and I was like, Okay, I actually don't know if FALSE survive forty minutes in the car with my family as much as I love them without nicotine.

So I need to go to a bape shop.

And there was I was parking to like we were picking like a balliadas or something, and I when I'm with my family, I'm always scared.

To like.

Outwardly because it's fucking humiliating, like they already see me smoke weed all day, Like I don't need to also be like, Hi, guys, I can't survive in the car with.

You for forty minutes lovitual pond.

So I go around the corner to this smoke shop weirdest vibe ever.

It's called Smoker's parad It's like right when whatever I like.

I walk in and first of all, they only have majority fake weed.

And then I'm like, do you now I'm the crazy person because it's Miami and I'm asking if you have a vape?

He only had the crazy packages I've.

Ever seen, and the one I picked that wasn't like a sugary flavor, it was mint was like that Drew except you know those like guys stressed things that like that, like that like spin, do you know.

What I'm talking about?

Like boys will like have it.

They'll be like like, ma shit, it's kind of like the shape of your vape.

But the one stop, the one I.

Picked up was like that, but it was metal, and I, in front of his face, opened it and I go, I'm not taking this out of here, come on, and I literally put it back in and I was like, I need a different one, and.

Then he was like what you don't like this one?

And I was like take this back from me, Like.

I literally the mom and I am the last person to ever say anything, because I did walk out of there with one that actually tasted like citric.

Acid was poured into nice.

Stones, breaking it and like I threw it away and walked half a mile to.

A gas station.

You know how they say, like people say like I'm smoking on cappiss mm hmm.

Why don't they say, like when they're smoking on like you know those like little nodes of just straight up tri combes, like the crystals like they're called moon rocks, they should say, I'm smoking on tonsilstones.

I don't know what you're no, I'm smoking on Tonsilstone's the.

Moon Crystal who was smoking that?

And what?

No?

Real I mean real potheads, no, real stones, real smokers, yeah, real smokers.

No, but I'm smoking on tonsilstones know.

Oh.

Also that same guy who sold me the babe after I checked out.

As I'm like waiting for my receipt or I think I'm opening it because he wants me to make sure it works.

As I'm opening it, he just looks at me.

He's like, you're not in high school, right?

And I was like what?

And then he was like how old are you?

And I was like I'm twenty six and then but I.

Was more like, I'm on lalita kor that is not something.

That you need to ever be.

And I hate that that word is in your vocabulary, Like.

Wait, reikichy, it is crazy.

Okay, wait this called a fogger right?

Female mager?

Enya female magging right now?

Something about Enya in a Zoom episode.

I mean, look how it turns out in a way that's like never been turned out before.

She's serving cont in a way that's never been done before.

It's very c see cord, It's very stunning.

And I looked like, Kyle, what.

Do you look like I look like an egg?

I think, there you go.

I exfoliated for the first time in a long time, So if my skin looks extra glassy, that's the first.

Time in a long time.

Is crazy?

By the way, I know you had like gunk?

Yeah no, I didn't.

My skin was.

People feel weirdly brave to say I'm washing my bed sheets for the first time in so long, Like.

I washed my bedding before I got home or before I left for the holidays.

Came back to a zool just all over my fucking bed dirting it up.

And then on top of that, remember when I said Nordic knots, you shipped me a faulty curtain that has holes in it, It was a zool.

He attacked another one of my curtains, my Nordic knot curtains.

He attacked it down crazy style.

I just haven't been on Twitter, literally in seven years.

Yeah, I.

Sure to say, like I'm seriously seven years.

So I relapsed six months ago, and it was really scary because it would randomly just like feed me the most evil like dark sided content I've ever seen, and then it would feed me like the funniest shit I've ever seen on the Internet, and then it would feed me gay porn and it was just like a loop for like ever and now I finally curated my feed where it's like just all gay porn and I love it.

My light fell.

And a bunch of dirt came off.

That wasn't water.

I thought water fell.

No, that was my dead brother.

I brought his shoes back with me.

I brought his shoes that he died in back with me, and I'm gonna wear them on New Year's even.

Look, you can see him floating around in the screen.

I'm gonna do molly with my dead brother's shoes.

He's I'm literally gonna walk a mile in his shoes.

I mean, period, what.

Now, it's awkward?

In what world would you be walking a mile tomorrow night?

Oh, babes.

I tell him.

We're going to a sex party with a bunch of celebs.

So yeah, it's gonna be like really like Illuminati, like Hollyweird vibes.

But I'm so excited.

Yeah, period, really fun and me and Drew are gonna make out.

Also, Drew, your sweater is really nice.

Thank you.

It's really nice.

I like how it Well, whatever, let me not say that.

Wait, yeah, what's my notes something?

Yeah?

Why did no one talk about my weird ponytail out of the back of my hat in the last episode?

No one told me I had a ponytail?

Are you talking about you?

Like, I know what you're talking about.

You're freaking me out.

You know, the little like sideways.

Yeah, I had like a chunk of hair sticking out the entire time, And it was so scary.

When I was watching the other side back, I was so scared.

Actually, guy's playing with his camera.

I was changing the height.

I'm sorry, Okay, mog can y'all put us in a black tail edits?

Oh my god, no more black pill edits.

Last time I mentioned than Barrett like, people literally called me a fucking wench, which, like Loki lived.

Like, actually, I'm not even gonna give them credits.

They wouldn't even call me a wench because of the way they were acting about me.

I called myself a wench, which period kind of want that as like a trimp stamp and the old.

Script, guys, we're reclaiming when in twenty twenty six.

Guys, anyone actually offended by being a wench?

But I guess I am because growing up, I never brushed my hair and I hated getting my hair brushed, and I would run around with my hair all fucked up, and my family would be like, and.

They know that would make me so fucking mad when they.

Would call me a witch.

So maybe, yeah, I am reclaiming I'm going back to.

Claiming that energy in twenty twenty six, claiming, my god.

What's your vibe for twenty twenty six?

Like what's tea?

What's tea for twenty twenty tea.

For twenty twenty six is I'm going full tilt Marty Supreme scammer mode.

And yeah, and you hates when I talk about Marty Supreme because it's a boys movie, and that's okay.

I don't give a fuck about Marty.

I don't give a fuck about Supreme since my balls dropped what personally happens when I was twenty one at least, And that's me being nice, that's me being graceful.

About that whole side of the thing.

I don't like boy movies.

You're not gonna make me watch a boy movie.

I don't want to hear.

About a boy movie on Christmas.

No, And I'm gonna get so much shit for that, but I'm sorry.

I've always stated I don't like boy movies, and this is the first time in a long time since that fucking bombshit the Chernobyl movie.

I hate when men feel seen because they don't know how to act, like shut up, shut it down, shut.

It down, shut the theaters down.

And how much did like that movie make versus how much it costs?

Oh, everyone went and saw Avatar?

Have we checked the box office?

I can check it for you, guys.

William so like, ill, what do you mean you're on fucking Jimmy fallon with pinball heads behind?

What the fuck get by looking at like, oh my god?

But then god forbid if Addison Ray wants to roll around on the floor.

Mmmmm mmmmm mmmm.

I don't even know what my original statement was.

Oh six, No, No, I'm I know, I know, I know, I'm I'm I'm reclaiming that I'm bringing the energy back.

I'm bringing the energy back.

I'm bringing the energy back twenty twenty six.

I'm on bad boy mode.

Yes, I see that for you and get your chain.

Yeah, like Nat, I think she's no, I think she's doing I think she's doing bad boys.

So uh well, fuck mmmmm, I'm gonna be on my honeypack.

Shit.

That is insane that that's like been in frame the whole time.

Oh no, have you actually tried it?

No?

I bought it when I went on a Hollywood tour with my family, and now it kind of just lives as a piece of art on my on my beautiful shelf.

Oh my gosh.

Wait, I've never like showed my room like this before.

I know it's a very it's a very intimate setting.

Yeah, I bought this piece of art at a gay bar.

Right there.

It's a sketch of two guys boxing.

I don't think you see that in our frame.

He kind of just soundsophrenic.

There's agucci.

I do, I do, see I do?

Right there?

Yeah?

Yeah, I got all my books and knickknacks.

Oh that scared the ship out of me.

What I'll tell y'all later.

But yeah, oh wait, I haven't even showed this chair yet.

I'll tell y'all later.

Like the idea, you essentially us when we.

Do that on camera, it feels like if we were at a party with everybody and we like somehow got everyone's attention.

Then we saw every look we're.

Like, oh, y'all aren't included.

For my ears only, for my eyes only.

That's how I.

Tilt the camera a little bit and showing your room.

Oh oh my god, stop because it's making me miss.

You so much.

I know, I miss you so bad.

It's actually kind of crazy.

It's dangerous ever coming back.

I'm never coming back.

It's dangerous how much I miss my girl?

If you mean it, if you mean it, come and get me.

But yeah, I think I want to stay and go.

To the Keys.

Come on, Florida Keys.

So I don't know.

I don't want to go home.

I think I'm going to go on a road trip.

Fuck it.

Actually, what's happening is I'm just losing my mind because I've been in my parents' house for.

Like, I mean, wait, should we insert the screenshot I sent you my fucking camera role last night I texted in and I was like, girl, I gotta get the fuck out of here, Like, what is going on in my screen?

My fucking ship is so crazy?

It's then I have to crop one photo.

Oh yeah, it's it's your ful.

It's my full There's.

Something about your like aura that is so sad to me right.

Now, really in kind of like an endearing way or.

No, in like like like.

Perks of being a wallflower kind of way.

Yeah, I actually and ironically don't think I've seen that movie.

I just started it.

Actually you couldn't finish it.

I didn't finish it.

I only watched forty five minutes.

I never finish I was like, uh.

Okay, true, that sounds actually unhealthy.

That's really gross, dude.

And also I know that that's not true.

I know that's not true type of I've been on.

You got four flavors and one?

Yeah, what is this podcasting?

Make sure that screenshot the screenshot?

What's a screen?

So I've been picking out my nail polish because I painted my nails and they never dried, so now they're just kind of like plato on my fingers.

And it's really discussing up close, like that sounds money.

You have a sticky hand toy that you get from like publics, and then it gets on everything.

You have, like flocked nails with like skin and break dust.

I have velvet nails right now, velvetish.

Oh my god, But seriously, what is your twenty twenty six?

Have you thought about it?

No?

I was like trying to come up with ins and outs and like be funny.

And I just wasn't feeling funny when I was doing it, so like, sorry guys, next episode though, But no, I just want to be more present.

I feel like I wasn't very present this year.

I'm want to be more attentive to my relationships.

I want to not rotten bed as much as I did this year.

Yeah and you on your like, yeah, you were on your bed rock.

I want to just be generally like more healthy minded.

Like I think physically I'm pretty healthy.

I looked at myself in the mirror in Texas and was like, oh my god, like I've like achieved the body archetype exactly that I want.

Actually, I was showing kay on FaceTime.

I was flexing in the ford the oddest.

Actually you know what, No, I take that back.

Y'all have the healthiest guy relationship.

I'll say that, Actually.

Every gay man needs a straight best friend, like it's it literally.

Even as two men.

I think because you're gay, like you guys are able to do this kind of stuff without you just did you fucking gay ass bitch, Like, oh.

My god, and and and period.

And I love that for you.

I say that in an endearing sense.

You know, well you sound gay, Well you kill yourself?

Well you should go and kill yourself.

Can I get a pint of vote?

And you sound gay?

I am?

And you should kill yourself?

Can I get a pinahosequa vote?

I am?

I am like, oh my god.

But yeah, y'all have like a relationship that is I think the closest I've seen between two men that parallels like that's some ship me and Orian or me and Rain would do and it wouldn't be like insane and just be like.

Mad, like what we do?

Need to go to the spa together, like a Korean spa together, and I think we just need to cross that bridge finally, Kai and so naked.

Yeah, I think so.

I would love to do that because yeah, I would just I like to get closer with my male friends emotionally.

But also I don't know, it's just nice being vulnerable, you know.

Yeah, I mean it seems like I just like there's y'all a lot of credit where it's not due.

Wait, why am I so red?

Are y'all noticing that?

Yeah?

Hm, am I having allergic reaction?

Why would you wond Are you having an allergic reaction too to Fogger, I can all believe you took that uranium babe out of that store.

Oh no, well, I didn't even open it until I got home because I was proactive and my other vape was almost dead, and I was like, you know what I'm out and about.

I'm just gonna go to the vape shop and open it when I need it.

And I opened it last night and it's given me I think, no and my sinuses.

I don't know if you can tell, like something is seriously wrong in my nose.

I mean, yeah, dude, you know what.

Natalie, my little sister for anybody who doesn't know, she's seventeen.

Uh, we've been chearing a bed because my family lives in a small home, and I sleep with my vape like under the pillow or actually I just fall asleep with it, like I just like end up knocking out with.

It wherever it goes.

And some nights I'll wake up and it's under her and.

I know it's under her, like grint on her bed.

Like literally like because also we're sharing a full mattress, so we're close, and usually I fall asleep with it, like right here, this is beside it sits on, so it'll like go like here and from us moving around, it's like under it's.

Either under me or her, and she literally earlier today she goes, it's not picking.

Up the screen.

That sucks ass.

But earlier today she was like, I hate to be this person, but I think you should like try to stop vaping.

And I was like what, and then she was like, because two times this week you've woken me up to get it from under me.

And you and you and you, we're in a very dark place.

With it's bad.

It's bad.

It's really how.

Much ship I spoke before I got what is it like?

Before I started also chasing the dragon.

I guess like.

Wearing this together, should we talk about the disaster that Waterburger was for me?

Sent me back ten years.

I don't know what you're talking about, but like sus enlighten me.

I went to water Burger and I went at eleven o four and in line, I was like, oh, wait, honey butter chi honey buttered chicken biscuit might be a row chicken chicken biscuit is in, And so I asked, I was like, is the honey buttered chicken biscuit around and she was like, yes, it is, baby, and I was like, oh my god, I'm going to do that, and I'm going to do a large onion ring and I'm going to do a buffalo chicken ranch sangwich chicken tender rant sandwich, which it's a large like side two burgers.

Then I got a Prickly Pear refresher, and then I got a black berry Doctor Pepper shake.

Food.

No, it was.

It was really scary, but basically I got in line.

It was eleven o'clock and I was like, oh, honey buttered chicken biscuit.

Let me get the honey buttered chicken biscuit.

So I asked, and she's like, yes, the honey buttered chicken biscuit is there, and it's here and it's queer.

So I'm like, let me get one of those.

And then I'm like, oh, let me get a chicken tender buffalo ranch sandwich with need a large Prickly Pears drink and a large onion ring, and then on top of that the Doctor Pepper BlackBerry shake.

Well, I'm so excited.

And this waterburger is notorious for making you wait.

And it was eleven o'clock, so I was already psychologically prepared for an hour long drive through experience.

A doctor Pepper shake, like doctor Pepper and milk.

Well, there's really level.

So this ship it was bomb ass dank as from up North Boulder, Crystal and Style.

But I get to the front and they give me my drinks and then I'm waiting and I'm waiting and I'm waiting and i can see that they're frying my onion rings and so I'm just like, okay, whatever, I open none other than the Twitter app and gay porn.

I thought you were going to say brinder, but then I like, yeah.

Never, never that, never that.

No, never that in Texas, never that.

I would never be on that app.

I know for me to even say that, it's not even a funny joke to say you.

In sinuate that it's yeah, that.

Was I'm sorry, chopped ho okay son showed up on Twitter while you're.

Gay porns showed up on Twitters and it was connected to the sound system, so it was like really gnarly gay porn playing on the sound system for only like half a second.

But I know in my heart of hearts they heard it.

I know it forainly volume up Oh, yeah, I was up.

I was just listening to Garfuncle stick Stone.

It's the end of the rope.

I driving to that song.

You were feeling good, girl.

I love that song at the end of a year.

It's like, yes, yes, But anyways, ten minutes go by.

I start getting my food and she hands me the bag and you watch the video I just sent to the emergency in or come chat and kai insert it.

I'm not kidding.

When I saw you text it, I was so confused, so I was like, what the you texted people?

I'm good?

How are you?

Yes?

Anything else?

I'm going to give you?

Okay, thank you, appreciate it.

Order, thank you?

She said that, germ boy, order.

Big boy?

Order?

What the fuck?

Wait?

What is going on?

Can y'all hear me?

Yeah?

I can hear you, girl, I hear you loud and clear, big boy.

Why the audio is coming out of the interface right now?

Listen talk Hello?

What the fuck is going one?

What is going one?

Guys?

But yeah, they called me fucking big and greedy and nasty.

Whoa, that's just a crazy thing to say to somebody while handing them their food.

Like period though, maybe she thought you were into that and she thought you were cute and she was trying to like holler at you big or she was.

Like hey cutie, hey, hey, hey kuty, that might be her thing.

Natalie also is sitting like three feet away from me, by the way, She's like right here, hi.

No, I'm not going to show you girl, you're in your That would be like when we go I had to tell this toor did.

Wait, guys, we are all wearing wired headphones, now, are we.

That's our twenty twenty six resolution, more wired headphones, better sound quality.

Do you hear your fucking cat?

No?

I actually don't.

He's evil.

Wait he's evil.

No, I don't because you're not doing all that for me, so I know I don't hear my cat.

Actually, oh my god, I miss a little bring him in frame, go get him.

No, I'm like he's locked at him.

He's at my door, yeawing because I shut him out.

Well, the destroyed my curtain, but this is a second curtain he destroyed.

And sorry, Nordic knots, I accidentally scammed you because I thought you sent me curtains with holes in it, but it was actually in his cat.

So actually I do have another curtain, though, that I could replace it with, like send me carpet, look at me.

If it's don't match the drape, I could say the most busted stupid ship of all time.

And it just makes you.

Laugh because I want you.

Look how jealous kaya is.

He's nervous laughing.

Oh no, I'm not jealous.

Okay, Yeah, he's mad.

He's mad as fuck.

I'm not mad at he's mad as fuck.

So if you have confided kind of the New Year's Eve thing you're doing, don't let him come because he's in that type of mood right now.

It's like, don't go to school talent.

No, it's not like that at all.

It's not No, it's like, can't come to school at school.

No, the vibe has come to school and then I'll tickle you and stuff and you'll have the best to ever.

Whoa fuck?

Actually that's my bad.

In the in the scenario, I was also in the school.

I'm a student, So Drew please come back.

Come you only literally too stupid.

Okay, wait, I have to say that so far I forgot.

Me and Nathalie were laying in bed and like mind you were just like in pajamas, like bed ronning and like our mom is always on the phone with her sister, like on FaceTime.

So and then her sister has like a young son who I am obsessed with and everyone's obsessed with.

So she'll go and do the rounds of like being like, oh, like say hi to Allen.

And she haved Mike you, I'm like brushly smoked in my Mormon pajama's about to go to bed, baby, Like it's like the fact that like I just love this kid so much.

I'm like fuck it, I'll say hi, like bring the phone over here.

So my mom.

He's like four, and he's just like such a character.

He's like very like he likes attention.

Yeah, he literally twerks like he literally Will is one of those kids who he knows that if he tworks, like he'll crack up.

Don't don't talk about like listen being actually you know, I literally think I need him.

I've been telling his parents.

I'm like she'd put him in a dance class because he literally loves to dance, which is why I love him, because that's the type of shit I was on, Like I was like belly dancing for my family at.

For you, I'm all for like Azula is like tweaking, but I am all for like molding your children into what you want them to be when they're adults.

I'm like, get Luna and singing classes, Get Luna and acting classes.

Make Luna a fucking star.

And even for that, he's gonna drag me out the fucking mud that, like I need her to give me money later and life.

Also I'm like fully joking, like let choices and decisions.

Like she's like, it is so good.

We talk about it all the time.

It's so good for kids to have hobbies, Like I think, like I don't know I was.

I guess this is something I'm going into twenty twenty six with is I'm very quick to judgment and like or not quick to judgment.

I, like a lot of people our age, am very worried about, like the upbringing of younger generations and like our people in our generation who were obviously like raised poorly at least in my eyes.

And I'm like very outwardly spoken about that, like I really don't fuck with that.

If I meet you and I feel like you were poorly raised and you're my age, get the fuck away from me, and I will be keeping that but I have been thinking about how like I'm to be, like nobody has fucking hobbies.

Yeah, I guess I am lucky because I just had a mom who was really a hobbyist.

Like that's not actually especially right now, that is not common, like the hobbies that have been laid out, like all hobbies have been like a part of capitalism, of course, and you had to have enough money to like be able to do all that.

I love that y'all are like flirting with each other because I'm like saying something that's like not funny or entertaining.

No, we're not flirting.

I just I just mogging on accident and then saw Kai laughing, and then that's flirting.

So with the interaction y'all are describing as flirting.

Yeah, sorry, I'm actually like I'm interested.

What do you mean, girl?

I mean because the public would act like it's some ship.

Don't fucking take that far, Like, calm the fucked down, back up, like yeah, real it in?

Like what's the like Reaki, Yeah, real real it in?

Okay, and you finish your thoughts.

I'm so sorry we keep interrupting you.

It was basically I just want to.

I think I need to I want to integrate hobbies with like my social circles and be like less judgmental of people who lack hobbies, who are like lost and don't know how to manage their time, because obviously, like, I don't think I'm judgmental in the fact that, like, but I really do think hobbies and like hobbies doesn't have to be anything but like, bitch, my sister one of her Christmas gifts was a diamond painting, which was literally just like a pealistic thing to put like bedazzles, bedazzled like beads on period.

We've been doing that and just sitting around and like you end up talking and I.

Mean you're already talking about like doing like a little craft day in our living room with our table.

I know, I want my birthday to be like a craft day, but the day before I want to go to the doctor.

Okay, bitch, you're getting you're getting something way better.

Oh I'm getting my doctors.

Well, no, you're getting something that you've asked for for literally years now, and I'm making it a fucking reality and it's gonna suck so bad, but it's going to be so fun.

But also you're getting your doctor's appointment.

Yeah, I told Drew.

I told Drew.

The only thing I need for my birthdays to go to the doctor, because I actually still can't believe I'm going to be twenty seven and I haven't had like a physical.

Do it every year before your birthday, That's what I do.

I get blood work.

Done every year.

Make it a habit.

Yeah, I guess we're getting up.

There, baby, get twenty twenty sixth Oh, I never finished the story about my fucking.

My mom on the phone with me.

Basically, I was in bed and she goes and puts the phone in my face and I'm like sitting there and I'm like hey, and like.

He's like dancing because that's his thing, like if you.

Like start seeing from hill dance and we're like on the phone dancing, and then she.

Turns into her sister and I'm like hey.

And then she turns to her sister's and I literally, like, without thinking, like I knocked her phone like literally out of my face.

And mind you, I don't have a bad relationship with this man, Like he's cool, Like we're cool, whereas cool as like a random man in your life who's related to you, Like the fact that the phone was on me when I'm in my chill state, and I'm like.

Eah, you're vulnerable.

You're almost vulnerability to a man.

I said.

I think I said some shit, like I was like, I love him down, but like you don't need to see me in my chill state, in my pajama, like I said something like that because after I felt so bad, I went to apologize for like, dude.

I literally have never done anything like that.

Like my arm just shot up, and I like like up, yeah, yeah, baby, declining a fucking call on an iPad.

Uh.

Well, I was snoring on the airplane like I had a job again, like and like I work manual labor, like mouth open, well, I swear.

Like that every fucking night.

So like, yeah, I don't have a single episode that's got me that exhausted.

It's traumatic.

It's really traumatic, dude.

My parents are so funny to me because just as you age, the way they treat you is literally comical.

Because God forbid, when I was fifteen, I wanted to take a fucking nap for fun.

I couldn't sleep for more than like thirty minutes without them, Like, oh my god, this fuck up bitch.

I went to sleep at two pm.

Two pm, I was like, I'm going to take a nap, mind you, I've.

Only been up since like, oh wait, I think I was up early today and then I fell back asleep.

But I was like, I was up.

Like not that early today.

They didn't wake me up until it was time to eat and I went out there and I was like, dude, it's like, why would y'all let me sleep like I slept all fucking day?

And they were like, you know you needed it.

You needed it.

If you sleep like that, it's because your body wants it.

Yeah, I guess.

But I'm like, damn, where's your fucking like lust for life that you had for me when I was fifteen?

You don't want to go see the fucking world like all of a sudden, I need sleep, dude.

When I napped, they would get But I guess I love to notap like eighteen.

A ah, oh.

My god, Okay, don't call it a no wappo is like sexy eh Ay, I don't.

Me saying like my four year old little look set the cut, but like if.

You know, you know it's not that serious.

Yeah, if you know you know, Oh god.

I'm obsessed with him, Like was the only baby I've ever seen interact with the like a piece of technology young that I say I'm down for because he literally like will just call Natali or like my mom and just be chilling on the phone and just be like dah, Like we'll just be listening to music and like playing music on the TV.

And you know how like older people will just have or I guess no, if you're just close to somebody, you will just have like them on FaceTime doing nothing.

But yeah, I can't.

I've never seen a kid do that, Like that's so funny.

Like he literally like behaves like a forty year old with his phone.

It's fucking awesome.

That's a fucking vibe, bro, that is a fucking vibe.

So yeah, Miami's been awesome.

Cute.

Oh I am, I was gonna.

I was gonna say I intentionally did not nap the entire time I was in Texas, even though I was the most tired I've ever been in my entire life, for absolutely no reason.

Actually the reason was I was going to sleep at like four am and then waking up at like eight am every morning for like, again, no reason.

Are you up so late?

Were you just like you were working on your screen time.

Yeah, I was trying to get my score up.

Can we see what your screen I bet my screen time has been.

In Literally I'm too embarrassed even show it.

It's it's probably twelve hours a day.

But you know, Kelly Mantle, I just want to shout out Kelly Mantle real quick.

Who the fuck is that?

She's She went home on Drag Race season six first and then started a podcast and it's great.

But I literally watched like two hundred episodes of her.

Podcast that's fucking also.

And it bled into today.

I watched I because I started it, Like, I.

Like, reason, don't count that as screen time, Especially if there's somebody who you find like really funny, I'm like, okay, that's an intelligent person you're listening to to some degree, at least as much as people want to be like, this is the dummy shit I ever heard a lot of y'all can't go out in public and ask a clerk where your deodorant is, and that's why you fucking stink, because now they're locking up the deodorant.

Because they hate poor people and all that.

So y'all could y'all stink and you don't even have deodorant because you're too scared to have a three minute conversation with a random stranger.

Well, sometimes it's hard to have a conversation with the cashier at the target.

And so like sometimes you haven't been outside, you've been inside for days, drump.

So inside a way.

You're so funny.

It's like your jokes hit different in that sweater by the way, But anyway, what were you saying on you?

You guys literally are so interesting to me.

Like, I actually would of a reality show where it's y'all living on Like.

I feel like if me and Kai lived together, it would be horrible.

I think it would be really bad.

We were getting fights all the time.

Probably Actually, no, I think it would be I think it would be amazing.

Actually, I will say, haven't we gone on trips and y'all have shared space before.

We've shared beds.

We've like slept in the same bed and never gotten a fight.

So mm hmm.

And actually in Miami it.

Was Miami, and then I remember we tickled each other and stuff.

Yeah, and we put gay porn on the screen.

We threw gay porn up and then we were tickling each other.

I mean, but that's literally, that's literally not a joke.

We put gay porn on the communal.

Ian I guess, like sadly because of our friend group.

I'm not that shocked, Like, how how many are you, my friend?

If I haven't put on some sort of odd porn on the TV and we've all like like just like, wow.

Sex work, Yes, go get it, do your thing, but it is the funny thing in the world.

Sex will always be funny.

Well yeah, because it's literally It's like I always say, if sex is a hobby, I you were one of the most odd people ever, and that's why because sex is so.

Like, wow, that's you.

Maybe that's you.

So when it gets crazy, like I am, but I'm obsessed with it, like I am unironically obsessed with the fact that, like there's somebody out there who wants to see a girl fart in universe.

We are we are the target audio we offended.

Sorry, I freaked out.

I'm sorry why some of you said, you're you're making fun of us.

Sorry, I'm back.

You're making fun of people that like watching girls fart, and I just got stressed out.

Why would you get stressed out by that?

Because I'm a moderator on cake farts, cake sit Yeah.

The videos of them sitting on the cakes on a glass coffee table and you see the cake squish out and they pop up.

Yeah, sometimes the frosting goes flying like a little piece of frame.

I love seeing a fart reverberate in some of my God, I need.

Public's cakes so bad, Like, I literally need a piece of Public's cake.

Because what time do they close?

Though?

Like?

What?

I hate that?

Like, why the.

Fuck is a grocery store not open till at least midnight?

Always?

I mean true?

What if I'm hungry?

Wait, guys, they want me to door Nash.

They want me to Postmates, that's what they want.

I mean that big Postmates.

Let's wake it up.

I got a notification on my phone, how is your flight?

Are you hungry?

You should order food?

And I was like, how did you know?

I was on a flight tracking me?

Philosophy India for millennials is what Japan is for gen z.

Yeah.

I don't have everything I want right now, but I have everything I wanted three years ago.

Oh that's good, but that's really insightful.

What did you make that up?

No?

Oh?

Sorry, obviously I'm like dumb as fucking rocks, Drew sayap.

I don't know if there's anything I necessarily want.

I think, I like, I think the past two years, I've kind of like I've hit as some would say, flow state, and I literally I think I've said actually at least one hundred times to you, Drew, that I'm like my life was chilling where it's at.

I'm like so chill, Like this is literally like this is more.

Than I love.

I was gonna end up with, Like I'm babes.

I didn't even know I was gonna be a lie.

I know, literally like gogged.

So twenty twenty six I'm upping.

I went into this year with an overly positive mindset, and I still am walking out of the year with everything that's happened to me.

I am like, I am so just I'm very satisfied with myself like this, Yeah, I don't know, like I am.

On such a good one and I'm really excited for the new year.

So I guess I'm going into twenty twenty sixth happy as fuck.

Like I was literally just talking to my therapist, I was like, oh, like with the year I had and the fact that I didn't relapse.

I should be so happy, and I am so happy.

I am so happy.

No, I can't lie though.

I am kind of like happy, but I've been happy for a minute, Like I've been happy kind of since like May, like I feel like from May then on it was on an upward spiral and I did.

I am like I am kickboxing seasonal depression a bit for sure, Like we get into like.

A little tussle.

Yeah, a little bad.

Thing thing crazy.

It's like a.

Like like okay.

Like fuck, so nothing crazy.

But I am like hashtag I will survive.

I feel you.

Yeah.

That's kind of my vibe for twenty twenty six is just a positivity, gratitude for what I got.

I have a lot to be grateful for, and it can't always be more and more and more and more and more and more and more.

I want more.

I want more.

I want more.

The only thing I do truly want is to own a home.

And that's I mean.

In today's like economy, like housing economy, it doesn't even make sense to own a home anymore.

It makes more sense to rent an apartment for thirty years than to have a mortgage, which is really dark sighted because now we live in a subscription based society.

But that's just something I've always wanted since I was a kid, and it's it's it's unobtainable.

But if I really lock in, guys, if we all locked in, we could buy a home together.

I think me, you and Kai we should buy a home together.

I'm down to do that.

If you guys want to.

And and Ya and Kai, y'all can share the primary suite.

Of course we would.

Why the fuck I have said my whole life, I'm not sharing a like room with a man, let alone Kai.

That dude, Well, I'm a very I'm a really good roommate.

So there's that.

I'm very clean, and I'm emotion I'm mentally sorry.

I have a lot of emotional intelligence.

I'm hungover, so I'm not speaking perfectly, but I have a lot of emotional intelligence.

I have a lot of nice things.

Like he has a drinking problem.

Yeah I do.

I do drink alone.

But that's okay.

It's funny.

Honestly, he gets angry and pisses on our couch.

That was one that was one that was three.

Times three times its kind of.

Drey say, I wish they sold off brand cars i'd get me a honder.

Weren't they doing that for a second, because didn't like, Oh no, no, no, actually, I'm thinking of the mad expensive fucking cars from like.

Genesis, like literally.

Like the most insane, like fucking crazy cars.

I love telling my friends a story, but I leave out the part where I was manipulative and evil.

That's the part I'm telling first what that's literally no, actually, you have to say that.

That's the fat.

That's the fat of the combo.

The world hasn't been the same since Pape has released that chicken sandwich and millions.

Every year, millions of kids go missing.

I wonder why I've been thinking about that.

I've been thinking about that.

I heard your gulp.

By the way, PI, really.

I'll edit that out.

I know you don't like that.

Men twitch in their sleep because it's all the lies trying to get out of their bodies.

That's why I snore in my sleep.

Yeah, it's all the lies trying to escape.

It's my demons, my demons, the demon dude.

I really, I think did I say this in the last episode where I was cracking out because I just can't believe that, like, for the rest of my life, whoever I share a bed with, whether it's platonic or romantic, has to be okay with the What is that is that an album you've.

Been listening Gorillas comes out in fifty nine days?

Like if a countdown isn't less than like six days, I don't give a falk.

Don't show me a countdown.

Seven six or seven days.

We're saying you were in the middle of a thought.

I I don't remember.

I was just Oh, you're talking about sharing a bed with someone.

Oh that I'm literally just going to always sweat my clothing like a motherfucker and snore so loud, Like whoa, that's fucked up.

Like literally, I'm so lucky that even Drew can sleep through that all the time, Like that's insane.

I like, Loki can't sleep as good without it.

It's like like can't sleep good with it.

Oh, did you guys want to hear what my aspirations are for twenty twenty six?

I actually I'm curious.

Yeah, I want to be the number one world champion in ping pong.

And I literally.

You're really big on the screen right now.

I know, I know I am, and I am trying to big boy.

I burned my candle I bought you.

I am, I've burned, I have burned, I've used it a lot, and it smells amazing.

Okay, Actually, for once, I'll defend Kai because that's really sweet.

Because my dad, I have gotten him like two candles and he's just barely getting through one, and I had gotten him another one and he started to burn it when I was here last time, and he hasn't burned it since because he slowly.

Burns through it, and I'm like, oh, he's like sabering my camp.

I do save it, Drew.

Whenever I see it and I burn it, I'm like this I have.

It's kind of a scarcity mindset, honestly, but it comes from a place of love where I'm like, this is a really nice gift.

I want to waste it.

But for twenty notice how Enya took up for you.

Yeah she did.

She defended me.

That's crazy cool all shore she called me our boyfriend.

Okay, for twenty twenties, I did not fucking say that.

Friend.

Twenty twenty six, I want to have an abundance mindset, not scary, and I want to burn the shit out of that candle, and then I want to pour it all over myself.

Dude, Oh my god, I can't believe before, like the internet and shit, you would really be so bored.

I'm like this.

I like this.

I'm not kidding.

I remember we went into the older sister's room and we sat on her floor, listening to different CDs and just dipping her finger in her candle.

That her vagina.

No candles a new thing for vagina.

No, it's not, it's not.

No, you're but what did you guys think of my twenty twenty six?

I like that?

That's good?

Oh good, nice?

Thank you.

In abundance mindset, you have everything you have.

Yes, abundance mindset.

And I want to become the world champion at ping pong, and there's.

A game I want to be.

I'm the world champion at beating the ship out of you.

Motherfucker.

See did that sound like ya?

That did?

Yeah?

I did it did?

It's scary, Drew, you scared me.

Okay, I'm going to go into me.

Made me give you made me?

I was saying, huh not kids, Sorry.

Media heated Rivalry obviously episode.

Three, the episode five is apparently the greatest episode of television ever created.

Tonight, I haven't gotten there yet.

Oh any let's watch it together because press play at the same time.

I've sparke from episode one.

I'll go back.

I'll give a fuck.

Damn we can live text.

It'll be fun.

It'll be fun, all right, media.

Media, bro, how you are by branches or how you are branches remix?

What'so?

Not?

Like?

This is like high as ship and didn't realize you were saying.

You are high?

You are high?

You are high?

I can't tell you're high.

I really like this Black Pill song called I Want Things to Be Beautiful by Debbie McCallen, And then what is this one?

What I think?

I don't know that one?

Oh Parade by Draken.

Right, okay?

Period?

Like you sometimes when you read your media, I'm like, I don't know when the song title starts or.

Ends, or like you're so like you're very esoteric.

To music people don't listen to.

Yeah, you're really odd, Like I'm not kidding you actually are.

You do have really odd listening habits, Like it's horrible.

You have scared the hose music for sure.

Every time I've ever driven Druce car when it's just playing from his Spotify, I literally feel like I'm being chased by the person in front of me, Like.

It sounds like my media is misinde by Nia.

Oh my god, that just literally the same girl who I was thinking of, the same girl who I was thinking of.

Her name is fucking Melanie.

Her sister is Emily.

We were like tight.

I still love them, adore them, Chef's kiss best girls ever.

But Melanie was her older sister and we were in YMCA one and once in dance class we were doing a dance to Misindependent and I could not, for the life of me like move my like left arm, like.

And like I just always had a hard time like with my.

Left side and I couldn't do it, and she was like helping the teacher and that she just comes up to me.

She was like, damn, do you not know you're right from your left?

Or are you just bad?

Like she's been something like that to me.

Yeah, I was in like fourth grade and she was in like sixth grade.

I think like we only had like a year or two separate, but I don't know, like, and now I think it's endearing because she really was like I didn't have an older sister at that time, so like at that time, she felt like my older sister.

So I I remember being so fucking humiliated.

I was like, m but yeah, that's that triggered that memory.

That's sweet.

I told you when kids kicked my teddy brow and my backpack right now, Yeah, okay, just making sure.

I used to have a ROLLI backpack, and I think I told this to you guys, But.

Yeah, my teddy not remembering like see like.

It's all good.

But an eighth grader kicked it and then he flew out of the roly backpack and I never brought him to school again.

That is kind of like unreal that.

I guess you're so old that it is.

You were living in an era where a sixth grader would do that.

You guys were still like mailing each other letters.

They were mailing each other letters.

We use the Had you heard of what?

Do you know what a video game is?

Yeah?

I know what a video game is?

Do you know what an Xbox three sixty is?

Yes?

I know what that is.

I'm dude, I'm not I'm.

Have you ever heard of Netflix?

Yes?

And one time guy was telling me because like obviously, like PlayStations and stuff didn't really become a household regular until like kind of like the early nineties, mid nineties, especially for like the general public, not until like the late nineties.

I was going to say a lie right now, No, it's gonna be a lie.

But Kai was saying that, like dude, when he was like eleven in the like mid eighties, he literally would be so fucking bored that he used to like he had visions of video games that he always talks about how he wishes he.

Went out on that I wasn't home.

I actually I want to fact check that I wasn't alive in the eighties.

I was still a piece of ephemeral energy that was a part of the universe.

That when they're not alive.

Boys aren't that they're not alive.

Boys aren't there demonicing.

That when they're not alive because they were a girl before they become the boy.

So acun you were a girl in that area.

Men are pure white light and they're a part of the universe.

And then when they're born rings.

It literally knocks all your senses.

Out, and women are ribs.

Okay, I love you, guys.

Lord, I didn't do my media.

Oh no, no, no, nobody gives a fuck about me and I'm gonna kill myself.

I would like to hear it.

Okay, my freaking media.

Oh I decided there's this woman who I love so much.

If anybody has ever paid attention to what I talk about I watch, this isn't that crazy.

But to somebody this might be a shock.

Oh my god, where is she?

Kendrack gay Lord?

This woman is the funniest, like, like, I love her so much.

I literally just love her.

I've been watching all of her videos.

I've been watching all of Nicole Rudolph's videos, which is like a woman who talks.

About like.

Is that coloring books?

No?

Yeah, causing a moral panic?

But yeah, she just talks about fashion history, which I'm obsessed with.

But I realize that I'm so obsessed with that Kendrick gay Lord girl other than the fact that she's like very funny and I just like love everything she talks about.

She talks about her is Kendra Kai No, Kendra Kai Drew.

I saw, I'm lord period, let's like that up?

Then what does that make me gay?

Oh?

Yeah, I guess you're right.

You know what.

I love you, guys.

I'm obsessed with you, guys.

I'm obsessed with you.

Yeah, I love you too, and I period.

Kai andya.

You look so pretty it's crazy, it's so shocking.

I'm not kidding.

I think I look my best in Miami.

Like if you're best on Zoom.

So I don't look better in person, just as good.

I think it was just as good in person as you do on zoom.

I'm gonna kill myself.

This is my media of the week.

Yeah, I missed this video.

How Diurney my phone is like why.

Vibes okay?

And then I've been listening to If I do listen to music, I've only really been listening to this album.

All about Love Clash, Generation Period.

It's really good.

Also, I want to let you guys know I'm going to get new glasses quo.

I ordered a pair of glasses probably three month ago, and they never came from Glasses USA.

Oh that's that's not good.

Why did you feel the need to tell us that?

I just want to I want to share more stuff with you guys.

Thank you for sharing.

Kay?

Is it because your glasses broke?

Yeah, they broke.

I was packing them too fast.

That sucks actually.

And then I was at a bar in my hometown because I used tape to like tape these together and these nerd these cool college kids were calling me a nerd, and I.

Was like, bullied, do you need your glasses?

I actually went to the doctor recently and she said that my eyes are She said, I need to wear them when I drive.

But it's not really like a vision thing.

It's more of a dissociation dissociation thing like I see good enough, but it's my vision's little fucked up.

So then I'll start to float outside of my body and I'll be living my life and third person like Grand Theft Auto.

And then I'm kind of like, wow, this is a video game.

I could do whatever I got.

Oh, my friends are fucking psycho crazy people.

I'm not.

I am literally we're crazy crazy.

We're crazy guys and just normal.

We're and I love you for it.

Okay, I love you guys so much.

I need to get off of this fucking thing.

I need to get away from you.

Hm.

Okay, all right, Well, thank you for listening to Emergency Inner Car.

I've never ended an episode.

This is crazy.

Thank you for listening to my ser Come.

We'll see you guys next week.

Goodbye.

That was honestly amazing.

There you go, your meds are working, killing it, anything,