Hey guys, welcome back to Emergency Intercom.

This is episode sixty nine.

This is episode six seven.

We have a special guest.

Today, Carrie Bradshaw, when she's surprised is big and is being all weird and sexy.

Why does she do that?

In that episode?

Do you remember, guys, sexy to someone like?

I think she goes to like a leather bar with her gay homie and then they're like Samantha's like spicey, pl like you have to show up.

This was her idea of showing up and doing a big one, like.

Wait, do you guys not think that's sexy?

No?

I got turned on when I saw her in that outphit kat, you're not allowed to say.

That when I came in here.

So when I came in here, you felt some type.

Of way getting like lower and lower on your head too fucking I know, I stretched it with my big ass melon fucking gord head.

The shape of my face is literally a squash, Like that's a conversation we're not having.

It's a conversation we're not having and you want to have or you're just.

Saying like I want when I say that to y'all, for y'all to not laugh and agree to be like.

No, that is how I didn't laugh, and I'm still not laughing.

It's only kay laughing.

So it's because I'm laughing because I can relate to that.

I oftentimes think of my head as some sort of like weird swamp.

Yeah.

I definitely have a weird shaped head.

And I have a huge forehead.

Like my side profile is good until you look further up, and I have a huge head, like I have a head that has like a turning point.

Like it's pretty crazy up there.

We all have our flow.

Wait, if y'all feel the back of y'all's heads, is it flat orund?

I can't feel right now, perfectly round okay, good sphracle.

Mine's pretty flat.

So my parents just had me laying on my back all the time.

They never held me.

I think that's the way round back of my head.

The reason I am is because my parents never touched me.

No, I don't have a round.

Because I'm joking.

I have a round head.

That was a you have a flat head, You're embarrassed.

It's okay that your parents.

I'm trying not to embarrass my parents.

I want to make it very clear that my parents took care of me and loved me.

I've done a good job of not embarrassing my parents enough.

I think there's like an idea that my parents are like pretty Actually no, I think I've made it very clear my parents were fucking idiots, like literally dummies.

I mean we can tell.

Because I'm Carrie Bradshaw.

Really.

Also, the brim of the hat, how did it get like that?

More?

Yeah, it's supposed to be like round, but it's all.

Wave because Wicked two is coming out, so she's changing.

She's gonna start like pointing and like morphing.

Oh my god, do you all even care?

Y'all don't care about Wicked too?

I care?

I mean I just said it.

And the look in both of you like yours eyes.

I honestly don't care about that.

I like Wicked.

I don't like Wicked like you like Wicked, but I enjoy Wicked.

Would you say you love Wicked?

I loved Wicked?

Yeah, I love the first one.

I'm not asking if you loved it.

I do you still love her?

Or so?

Like competition or I don't know.

It's just what's at the top of my mind because of my hat.

And my wand or broom or whatever this is.

Yes, I love Wicked period.

I think it's special.

I saw RuPaul in the Flesh yesterday and it was the best nine of all.

This new character in Wicked two is crazy.

Rupeaul is literally awes and Wicked too.

They couldn't get what's his nuts?

Michael Rupert?

Like, literally, who is that guy?

He's like always wearing some funky out fit.

He was in Jurassic.

Park, Michael Rupert.

And yet that's it je Jeff Goldbloom Michael and yet that is like me level funk up, Like that was crazy.

I couldn't remember his name, Like I used to give a funk about him, but I'm not kidding.

After seeing him in Wicked, I really don't like him.

He played his role too well.

No, he was really he's like that and the antagonist.

Yeah you haven't seen Wicked?

Wow, get out straight, man.

I wish Wicked was aligning with my birthday because did you do Doune with us?

I don't.

I saw Dune the Marathon.

I saw Dune with you.

Dune too, Yeah, Dune too.

But he wasn't there to watch the first one.

I know.

It was Doune too, because when it was silent, Drew said, it's crazy what she's done to my worm.

That's actually really he screamed it.

And then they asked him to Yeah, they literally ask how red I got.

I got so embarrassed because that's literally what happened.

It was I felt his body tens up next to me right before the silence, and right before you said it, I saw him grip.

Oh, I do remember that it went silent?

Right?

Did you make that up on the spot?

I literally I could not tell you.

That's no.

I'd say, like, fifty percent of my thoughts are original, and then fifty percent are thoughts that I think are original that I just consumed over the last like fifteen years being on the internet.

That for the last fifteen minutes, because within fifteen minutes you can have like an inner dialogue that goes on to like eighteen topics.

Yeah, if you score fast enough, Drue, can I hit your vape?

I don't have a vape.

Come on, dude, I'll blur the screen.

I look ridiculous, Yes, you do look ridiculous.

Well, that's the point.

It's also because the.

Well, no, to me, it's because I'm going to Fashion Week next week, so to do my big one, like.

You had this to the runway and you block the people behind you.

How is there another fashion week?

Didn't that just happened?

Fashion Week is like all month because different brands originate in different cities.

Kai, So there's Milan, there's London, there's even Copenhagen, there's and.

Then there's Garas, and there's boys, and then there's Couture.

There's a lot of other things between girls and boys.

Actually also there's a very definite amount of other things.

I don't even understand all that.

Now we're going to.

I could educate you guys on that period.

It actually probably deserves its own episode, honestly, that is to get into it.

There's like, there's a there's other genders.

Yeah, there's goods.

Yeah, yes, light the way.

What were we talking about all?

Literally, I don't think anything.

Oh wait, you know you started talking about RuPaul.

Oh my god.

It was literally the best part of my life.

I'm not kidding it.

There was part of me that didn't want to never text.

The timing about if you could go.

You said you were gonna text me.

I didn't text you because Saba who oh Justine wanted to go too, and Saba was too scared to ask for any more spots.

So it's like, that's just not happen.

It really gave like there were six people there.

No, it was really tiny.

No, no, it was like, oh my god, it was so we.

To six people is like really crazy, right, No, no, no.

The venue was huge and it was packed, so I don't play with that.

Yeah, no, no, we were just in the VIP section.

We were in a VIP section and it was literally, guys, I'm not kidding.

Oh my god.

It was the best out of my life, Like, it was the best night of my life.

And the best part is today I woke up at seven am.

I got home so early after that night that I woke up naturally at seven am.

Wow.

But I got invited by my friend Saba and her friend Noah to go see RuPaul DJ at the Historic at the Los Angeles Historic Park.

And it was just like a small section of just like me, Saba, Sally Rain, Coco Ezekiel like his friend, and then Noah Golf.

Yes, you hung out with Cocoa Golf.

Oh I was what you believed though?

Yeah, Oh dude, my heart sank to my ass.

I literally stand her boots down, like that's so funny.

Oh no, it's no, I stand her boots.

Of ironically scrolling his phone.

On the I seriously, I was on Instagram for one second.

Why would.

I clicked on reels or I swiped on accent to the reels page.

I'm going to open it.

I really don't know what this is, but I'm gonna go back.

I don't know what this is.

Oh my god, ewe is she farting on her salad and eating it?

God?

I sort of.

God, I didn't bring that up.

That wasn't a planned bit.

That was just just your I guess Instagram, that's what I want to see.

No, my shit is like that too.

Ever, ever, since we got into sending each other feeder content, the amount of kink content that pops up on my Finsta is legitimately horrifying, And some of it is to a degree where I'm like, oh, like this is like this is hardcore porn, Like how is this happening like on Instagram?

Like, girl, I'm like, what is going on?

Like I see like naked yoga and shit, wow, yeah, I mean it's not hardcore porn, but it's like I've seen like women do naked yoga that is so insane.

Like how do the guys get their bellies so big?

I think they drink beer.

I've been like, I literally was trying to find like the deep set recessed corners of the internet where it's like feeders like trying to get bigger, and I literally cannot find it.

So any feeders out there, leave a comment of the forum boards or leave your doll feeders.

I'm really trying to gain.

I'm really trying to be a gainer.

He's not even kidding like I've been.

I've been eating peanut butter.

But I think they drink beer.

I think that's what it is.

That's how they get so stuffed.

Yeah, they get like their rotunda bellies.

Let's get you some beers, buddy.

I know I am hungover right now.

Can y'all tell I?

Can't?

You just seem tired for like and it's seven pm?

So I'm like, that's not that crazy.

Yeah, yeah, this is probably what the third episode we've ever done together at night.

That's pretty cool, is it?

Actually?

I think ninety eight percent have been in the morning.

Oh cute?

Wait, we should celebrate with like four shots.

You want me to do four more shots?

Yes, I ironically love you.

Never change.

Oh, thank you.

I'm not kidding.

Seeing Ruaul does change.

It's wait, yeah, potential dame, potentially endgame.

Also potentially.

WHOA the night episode's hit different.

Kai, Your funds would have to go up up up, up, up up up up up.

It would have to go like oddly up.

Yeah.

No, I get that, Kay.

And ironically, in like ten years, I think I'll find you way more attractive.

Look, I think you're attracted.

When I'm thirty.

All of my new gay friends literally ask me all the time who Kai is, and they're like, he is like literally so hot.

And I was telling Kai that today and he was like I really needed to hear that, And then he proceeded to show me a photo of him that he thought he looked ugly and that he looks really cute in and I'm like, Kai, that's my treacherous twin.

Thank you.

I really I really sorry that was a weird response, but I was just imagining the photo and it's like, I'm just like that, I look so gross.

You're mugging everybody.

Yeah.

I stood on my tiptoes for it.

I like that.

No, I don't look good on this phone.

You don't have to show the people, but show in you.

You can look I look bad.

I actually do.

Drew is being nice.

I do look bad, but I am taller than everyone.

He looks cute, right, I wouldn't say, alas think a smile is cute enough.

You're stupid.

You look cute in this.

Not enough people are smiling in pictures.

We need to go back to smiling with teeth and photos.

We also need to start dancing more.

Also, Kai get a grip.

First of all, this photo in general is funny because all of you literally look like you.

There shouldn't be a photo taken of you in the first place.

You all look like you got bothered in the middle of conversation.

We did we did so like, but you look cute and that you're tripping.

Thank you, Okay, I'll insert it.

You look suckable and fuckable.

Thank you?

Put like no shade by any means, because like two each his own.

Does Tucker get like spray tans?

Because why does it look like he has a spray tan in that?

I don't think he does.

I actually think that, Oh, you've been.

To Costa Rica recently or something like.

We actually went to Tahoe together, Me and Talker went to Tyhoh and he was very tan and he spent a lot of the time tanning.

So I think he's just tan.

It's easy to tan.

Jesus keep going about ul okay.

So I go to this bar with Rain before and we're like dead sober because it's it starts at six pm and me and Rain have been like together all day and oh wait, I just had the best Saturday ever.

Like, oh my god, I had the best Saturday ever.

We were hanging out all day ate good food, vibed, and then we went to this bar and we split a bottle of wine.

So by the time we got to the set, like, oh my god, it was fucking amazing.

First of all, shout out to Noah and like her parents for setting that up, because it was like a little vip section off on the side.

And we went in and there was bottle service girls like that like that, like had like sparklers and stuff going first, and we came in and then they asked us what we wanted to put on the board, and we put ru the World because like what like what the wow?

Well, where's the World.

I didn't know what to.

Put and like he was just like mad clothes and we were all really greened out.

But then when he started playing, we all danced like from the set second he started till the second he ended, and it was so awesome and it felt like I had to like we had to win his love, which I'm not getting obsessed with.

And I don't know if anyone has it on video.

There's one video that I saw where, like, I don't know if you know this video, but it's the Michael Jackson impersonator at the wedding where he slides on his knees into camera.

There's one video of and we'll insert that for the people that don't know, because that's one of the greatest videos ever made.

But then there's one video where RuPaul gets really close I think Terrain's camera and like you, I see you, Like I know.

It was crazy.

I love him so much, and like I am such a pop culture fan, like I really am.

I collect both and all this stupid shit because it actually does make a difference in my brain.

So seeing him in person was just so amazing.

I also love seeing artists, especially when they're intertwined in music like at any age, but in their like older ages like it, which it sounds like disrespectful, but it's not like actually, in my head, how old is rute?

Like fifty eight?

No, he's like seventy No, yeah, I love that.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Sixty four?

Six seven?

He's six seven?

Yeah.

I thought he was like fifty eight or something, but like, yeah, I don't know.

I just love that he still has like such a passion for life.

He felt like he had a less for life.

Also, I just love that we had to work for it.

I don't know if there's a video of it, but what made him finally get our attention because he was doing crowd work but he was kind of not batting an eye at us, which I really do respect.

Because we were in this obnoxious like VIP section with Bottle Girl.

It was I'm.

Ridiculous, Are you big spoon or little spoon?

I've never got to be taken care of in a relationship.

I've never ex but like when you have, I'm usually big spoon.

That's so diabolical.

You literally are the man I've.

Spent the most I've spent most of my life being bigspoon.

Yeah, do you like it?

Do you want to be a little spoon?

Hum?

Yeah, that sounds nice, But like it just does seem like it's in my card.

I'm like twenty seven is around the corner.

I really do feel like Carrie when she was in this GUTU like I feel her.

I'm like as Carrie and I think they were all in their early thirties.

Okay, But I don't want to be mistaken for me not liking my age, because I still do and have always thought that I will love my life the most and be the sexiest in my thirties.

But oh my god, twenty something by Sissa, I can't believe she wrote that she's.

So smart, like she's literally how does it go?

How can it be tony something on a no soon?

Fuck?

Wait, what was I gonna say?

I had such a good joke before I saying it.

Oh my god, it'll come back.

I was trying to make a joke about her being a liar, but I can't remember.

It's just like, remember when she's.

Actually sixty she's actually sixty four When she wrote twenty something.

I love her like shit like that way.

Because sow me no, literally.

My lies.

I've just told just the fuck it, let's start a conversation.

I mean, it's a universal experience, but lying to your Uber driver is literally so fucking lit.

And I wonder if.

Uber drivers are aware hold on, wait down and killing this is This is like a real conversation that I'm actually very curious about.

I wonder if Uber drivers have caught onto the line and they also lie, like the Ubu jobbers lie back.

That's curious.

That's an angle we've never considered.

Well, if they lie back, I'm getting out of the car and I'm reporting them.

Oh wow, because you're my life can't be at your hands and you're a liar.

M makes you think, Yeah, I've never thought about them lying.

I'm like, why would you lie?

But then I guess why would I lie?

Like?

Why lie?

Literally because it's fucking fun.

It's like a little like acting moment.

It's like a it's like the fantasy.

Well I haven't done that in a while, lied to an Uber.

Yeah, I need to get back on the game.

I've just become really good at ignoring ubers, which sounds mean, but most of the time in Uber is just like a guy who's being creepy with me.

True, do you get the ads on TikTok that are like, has an Uber driver been perverted to you?

Like you make a lot of money?

I was talking to rain about this.

That's a really like I think that's a huge ad that gets put towards like girls.

But I literally, like, if I'm on TikTok for or four hours of my day, at least thirty minutes of it is me consuming an ad about how I can sue Lift or Uber for their purview drivers.

My drag queen name.

Is Sue Lift, which we talked about.

Merry Christmas.

Oh yeah, I'm there.

Yeah, wait, Merry Christmas.

The landlord of my house her name is Mary and her last name is Christmas.

Wait, low key fuck landlords?

Am I the only name I swear to God that's real legal?

Well maybe she changed it, I guess, but she's a landlord there.

Yeah, they're not They're not humans exactly.

My ankle permanently has the mark on it from me sitting on it permanently.

I'm not kidding.

This is like has been here forever.

Guy.

She's pointing to her ankle bone.

By the way, something that we all have.

Everyone has the ankle bone, that bump.

We all have that.

I'm sure there are many people who don't have that.

I got it.

It's really weird to some people don't, but I got it.

Yeah.

See just saying, like, listen, if you're the one listener out there who does not have a fucking ankle.

Like what I think are talking about.

Okay, so I go to.

Fucking rup Paul.

It's amazing there.

That's I feel like there's almost nothing to say because it was literally.

Just the best I start crying.

It was just the best of my well.

I did tea up multiple times, and it was just the best night of my goddamn life.

We danced like that was the most I've danced I think in like two years at a party like that's awesome.

I was drenched in sweat.

We all smelled like ship after when its.

Amazing, cigarettes and sweat like that.

We were so so sweaty and amazing, and like he came up to us a few times and what got us.

Came out is gay.

No.

I just googled it and it says he's gay.

Yeah, what you can prove that kind of stuff on Google.

I literally just googled that.

I'm not joking.

Oh wow, oh your history showing?

Wait are you incognito mode?

No?

Why are you incognitio?

My phone's in nightmode.

I love clocking everybody when they have incognito mode on Kai doesn't have an it's not bitch, I just if I watch.

First of all, who's watching porn on Safari anymore?

Like?

Who is doing that?

Me?

Where the fuck are you going?

I read the magazines.

I get Knowledge porn magazine.

Yes, I don't know if those are really knowledge.

I don't watch porn anymore.

I rarely do at this point in my life too.

But I also don't, like I don't really make time.

I don't know if it was my prozact, but like, oh, my vibrator, like it literally feels like.

Play with me.

He's right here.

I'm not getting Like recently, I've been like, oh my god, like masturbating does sound like something I should do, like actually for health reasons.

And I've knocked out with my viburner in my bed just like multiple times, like the past few months, because I'll be like, yeah, I'm gonna do that, and then I'm watching something and I'm like and I kind of just like doze off.

Yeah, am I the only person that thinks porn is bad?

Wait?

Do you actually think so?

You actually are having a lot of hot takes this episode.

Yeah, is it do mushrooms or something I did?

I did mushrooms at LCD sound System.

Yeah, I just had a great one.

I didn't actually or I did.

I took like a micro dose of mushroom literally half of a micro dose of a mushroom pill.

Literally didn't fill it, feel it at all, but didn't fill it.

Drew Phillips, wait, Dikes go in.

Yet the other night you're going on?

Like my store, it's right up here.

It was like this Phillip store and the car was like Drew in some friends.

He's like, guys, guys, I have to show you something.

I can't believe this tree years and it was literally just an empty store.

And I forgot the lassines.

I was like, what do you sell there?

And you're like nothing, nothing.

I sell a fantasy, a dream.

Come in and buy my dreams.

No.

LCD sound System was so fucking lit.

Like I haven't been to a concert actually, just like in a very long time, Like I've been to like festivals and shit, but like I really thought about it like I can't remember like the last concert I went to before that.

Do you know they had to have been with me, like before Coachella or after Coachella and before LCD sounds.

I literally don't know what concerts I've been to, but that was so fucking sick.

If you get a chance to see them, watch them live, because they're all going to die soon.

I just can feel it.

Oh my god, it's not old age.

They're not old.

I just can feel like I'm saying.

I'm not saying they're gonna die of old age.

God No.

God takes everything I love from me, And if you're not, if you haven't been taken from me, then well I don't love you.

Oh my gosh, I'm right here.

I'm still I finish.

What got Rude's attention was me, like, you know, the dance like booty, I started doing that and I'm not getting he like ran over to us and started like screaming.

It was like Rude doing choreography during a DJ is amazing.

Him on those speakers.

I love him so much.

I would I don't think I could ever afford it, but it would be my wish, like my one and only birthday wish and I've never once given a funk about my birthday.

But if I could have RuPaul DJ my birthday party at some point, I'm not kidding, I'd be the happiest person.

He also just such a good DJ.

Like I danced the whole time, and that's what like me and I think.

Also, it was just enjoyable for my friend group because like it was all the music we like, so it was just like, oh, oh my gosh, it was amazing.

And then I went home and I was in bed by eleven pm, showered up and like in bed watching SpongeBob.

I went out crazy last night.

I'm literally so hungover right now.

Didn't shower when I got home, and I didn't brush my teeth, and then I woke up and didn't shower again.

So I'm like, you brush your teeth.

I brushed my Oh my, you're showered right now.

No, you look so good.

I don't think whether you look good or not has any It is like an.

Your arms are fucking huge.

Really, you're like wool as fuck you.

I've been working out more.

You put your arm like around me like this, Yeah, I.

Would love to do that.

That actually does sound really nice.

Oh, consent to tell that story?

I told you arawon.

Oh yes, yes, yes, yes.

So my friend texted me a screenshot of her friend that was like basically.

Oh my god, this is the craziest shit I've ever and you you're gonna freak the fuck out.

Okay, So my friend's friend told my friend that she hooked up with this guy from Hinge like a while ago.

After they banged.

She was like, he was like mid but she was like I want to bang.

She was I like, want to fuck this guy.

Whatever.

So she fucks the guy and then after she's like.

What does fucks the guy mean?

What are you talking about?

What?

What is that?

Intercourse?

What is that?

It's when people bang?

What is that when you get stuffed?

Okay, okay, okay, when you get filled?

Yeah, okay, So she fock's the guy.

Afterwards she is like I want him to leave, Like he's just annoying and weird, and she's starting to have like post nut clarity, I guess, and I guess women get that.

But anyway, so, yeah, well we've made mistakes.

Yeah, that's the worst part.

Actually the worst part is you don't even get to calm.

Women literally can't they can't because again, scientific I'll.

Believe it when I see it.

Yeah.

A while goes by, spreading the word of c K.

She Okay, I'm just going to continue the story because this is the good part.

She wakes up in the middle of the night and she's giving birth.

Her water has.

Broken way wait wait wait, wait back up.

Yeah, no, there's actually nothing else.

Yes, she she had a cryptic pregnancy.

Yes, so I guess she had PCOS and like would have like bloating and pain and all this stuff.

And she had gone to the doctor and they were like, oh, you have PCOS.

It's like getting worse, so get on these meds.

What had happened was she got pregnant and gave birth to this child the night of.

Next to this man.

No, she ghosted him, ghosted him.

She ghosted his baby, his fucking baby.

Bro.

Did she reach out?

You know?

Did he?

I think I think she told him.

But basically, she hooked up with a mid guy on Hinge and then.

Had a cryptic pregnancy nine months later.

Oh my god, I wish that upon all of my girls so badly.

I want all of my girls to get pregnant and have babies.

Nine months later, without realizing it, because I think creating life is so special.

Yeah, I think all girls that I love should get pregnant.

I'm praying they get pregnant in the next month.

Isn't that insane my.

Me saying that is?

If that's also when you know, like come like no, but that's awful.

I do think, like you can't.

She will make the greatest lemonade of anybody who's been giving the hell come on, like, well.

Shit, is he gonna be?

Is he going to be in her life when you get home?

Size?

But it's like not tight enough her ma's.

Ah my god, just waking up one day and having a baby.

Bro, that's no commentary on what anybody should do with that.

Damn baby?

What is you do?

Whatever?

I don't give a fall.

But this was a guy that she was like, oh, I hooked up with him, and then I really didn't like him because he started to be really weird and like he started to like say a lot of weird conservative ideology where he was like talking about trans and gay people, and she was like, I just I'm just gonna go to this guy.

And that was the second time she reached out to him, was to tell him that she had a kid.

But so she's a fucking loser proof because that was the last person she had sex with nine months ago.

I don't know.

Think about that again.

This is someone who's one degree of separation from me, so I don't know this person.

Oh my god, what I'm literally j king terrifying?

Wow wow wow woah wah wow.

Now that is a start to October that tale you've just told us, because that is crazy.

That was literally terrifing.

Oh my god, I guess this is my first outfit for Halloween.

Oh wow, Oh my god.

Shout out to the need.

I'm assuming it's a girl.

It could be a boy.

I don't really give a fuck.

Like, shout out to the person who made this pos when she wore that stupid fucking hat.

Speaking of this, my life is so boring right now that I'm literally genuinely so fucking excited to check for dog shit in the front yard every single day.

Y'all.

We have had I mean, we've talked about it before, but like there has been an absurd amount of dog shit in our yard, like a like a redonculous amount of dog shit, like no human It's like it's literally like going into a battlefield every single day to walk to my car because it's like land mines of dog shit.

I can't I can't count on my two hands how much dog should I stepped at the edge.

Of summer in La where it's like shitting out random spurts of heat and it's just cooking in the yard and it's so much.

And also I just feel like there's beef with our neighbors.

We talked about that.

No, yeah, I think it's like a hazing ritual moment.

I don't give a far like they are all far too old for that.

It's war.

No, I'm not saying I fuck with it, Like I feel like they're like hazing us and they're like are they cool?

Like I don't know, Like it's it's it is inexcusable.

It is ridiculous, Like it is fucking crazy how much dog shit is in our yard.

Well, and you went outside to a car one day and was like, oh, like there's too far, too much dog shit.

So she finally had.

At I was having I forgot what was happening that day.

I was having such a date fuck.

I think I was just having a weird fucking day.

It was really odd.

I was like kind of in a rush.

I was back and forth a bunch.

I was already bothered and feeling very unlucky.

And then I went to go put something in my car and it was so hot outside that near my car it smelt like a fucking easy baked dog shit oven.

And I was just like.

I ran upstairs and I had these signs that I had bought forever ago, because did we talk about that?

Yeah, right, we talked about the sign, but yeah, I freaked out and I wish I saw the day I wish I saw.

But Ya wrote like the most schizophrenic like message, like her being like pick it, pick it up, like and it's like it's like a wall of tech, like you have to stand there for a minute to read.

Well.

I was just mad, like they were getting the butt end of all of my anger.

And also I'm like, oh my god, I really have grown a lot because that's my angriest, Like I'm kind of killing it.

Oh yeah, so we talked about this shit.

We didn't talk about the sign, so I ended up putting the sign up because that day I was so fucking angry.

I went outside, I saw all the shit.

There was more shit.

So I started taking all these pictures and I was just like, I this needs to end.

This needs to end.

So I went upstairs and I wrote, you need to get a grip pick it up.

Please.

There's just no world in which there should be this much dog shit on a single block.

Please, Like, for the love of both of us, this is not you.

I know you, the real you.

The real you knows if I witnessed you, even your dog shit on a random yard back or not, your scary ass would pick it up.

Please return to your true self.

I love you.

Your dog is disgusted with you.

And that was my sign.

And it worked.

And they fucking worked, y'all.

They picked up.

I checked.

I checked every single morning I woke up.

It was like a ritual for like three days.

I would get like I would go outside check and see if there was dog shit out there in front of the sign, and it was still out there.

And one find we were keeping up to see if there was new ship too.

Yeah, we were keeping up with the new ship and there's still no ship in our yard.

And the person came by and picked it up, or a person saw that picked it up.

Yeah, but crazy fucking vibes where it's war.

Now I'm gonna start taking ships in our neighbors y, like, I'm gonna start shitting all over their yards.

Could we just get as Wolve's litter clumps and start throwing them in people?

Yeah, just throwing them at their windows.

It splatters all over.

I was thinking about putting like a thank you sign, but I don't think anybody should be rewarded for that kind of bad behavior.

Yeah, it's the bear man.

Yeah, just pick up your dogs if you wanted to.

He was, Wow.

Well, something I've been wanting to talk about recently is the ideology of trusting your gut.

It's like, oh, just trust your gut, like trust your gut minus full of peanut butter and talkies and that is a crazy gems and red bull, Like, I really should not be trusting my gut.

The Reese's cups that you have might actually be good because of the parent trap.

When they were saying they eat oreos with peanut butter.

Oh I dip oreos in peanut butter.

Alright, get over yourself.

No I don't.

I don't think I've talked about that.

Oh, I'm so sure your family loved each other so much you're in the kitchen, probably having fun and experimenting, and like with playing and experience.

With your family, that's correct.

With food, Oh whoa, that's kinky.

That's kind of like sitting on cakes on a glass table and farting on them.

What I'm going to do for Kai's next birthday.

It's fart on a salad.

And I would get love that crazy camera rigs set up with glass and so on a cake.

Are you serious?

Are you fucking with me?

Because if you're serious, that's pretty awesome and I would love that, and I would probably.

Really do nothing for you.

I actually think it would make you so uncomfortable, Kai, You farting on a cake for me, like you're becoming a bit like Red, just like I think it would actually make you a bit uncomfortable.

Yes, it actually it would make me uncomfortable if you farted on a cake and then made me eat it.

And that actually sounds horrible and I wouldn't want to do that.

Kai does not want to do that, and I don't want to watch from the corner.

Yeah, and you it would suck if somebody filmed it so I could watch me eating the fart cake, just to get more out of it does actually.

Can do anything.

Also, that girl in that video had pants.

On yoga pants.

Yo, dude, it's so disgusting.

It's actually so Grossul we're losing Drew big time to his hangover.

By the way.

No, I was just thinking about how purposeless my life is, like I have no passion.

That the only the only sense of passion I've gotten in the last six months of my life was yesterday with Kai when he was teaching me how to DJ and I was like, oh my gosh, wait, this is like really fine, Like I'm learning a new city DJ for four hours five five kis twelve to five And we stayed in this tiny, fucking stinky room that smelled like fucking mildew for five hours djaying and it was so much fun.

It was like time teleported, Like when we're together, time flies by.

That's true.

That is true.

I think about that a lot.

It was see you think maybe you guys should just spend more time together and you might find that your days are more like full of.

I don't want life to go by too fast though.

Yeah, so you'd rather sit in misery and let it drag out?

Yeah?

Oh wow, kind of I'm so comfortable, comfortable in my misery right now, it sealga.

No, like I I can't get to do it though I know, but I can't.

Right now, I'm like, well, I've oh, I got misery to go to.

I have plenty of misery to visit, but it's I can't.

I can't because it's like too easy.

I like a battle.

I like a bit of a battle.

So I will fake my happiness until I find it for real, for real, because I was happy.

M Mmmm, I really want to see the new PTA movie one backshot after another or one battle after another.

Josh and Mason saw it and Mason said it's like the best movie he's ever seen.

My friend said it was like they saw it two days in a row.

They and they want to go a third time on Imax this week.

So and I was telling them we should pop you in there.

Me you Mason and Josh.

I think, hmm, my friend, I already got me a ticket.

To you Imax.

I don't know, it's probably not Imax.

Probably it's probably not because it was a girl who got me the ticket, and she.

Probably didn't think about stuff like that.

Does what you guys think about specifications of film stock.

I relapsed on TikTok.

Like everything else you withhold, It's just like what really changed?

Yeah, No, it made life reels.

It made my life like significantly better that day.

TikTok yeah is always the best.

No.

I literally was like, oh wow, TikTok is fun and awesome, Like I can't believe I've like deprived myself of this luxury for so long.

It's awesome, but I haven't used it since.

Oh reallymm hm oh that's kind of amazing.

Yeah, I'm like, I think I have a healthy relationship with it now.

But also I've been just like busy in the past two days, three days since, doing so much shit like working.

The last two days.

I feel like we have not hung out.

I know you've been places, have been places, Oh my god, not too well even places.

What's what?

Places?

Are you at me?

Yeah?

Oh, y'all don't want to know where I've been going.

Yeah.

Can you believe you went without me?

You know that's my favorite?

Wait did you actually uh just literally for ten minutes last night before going to that birthday party and then we went to another party thing?

Damn?

How long were you out?

I was out till four am?

And then I woke up naturally at nine am and like I could literally smell the alcohol coming out of my pores and it made me so nauseous.

Also, bitch, last night, Oh my god, I can't believe I fucking almost didn't talk about this last night.

I had a heart out two thirty.

I was like, I'm not staying past this.

And then two thirty rolled around and I was like, wait, let's say three.

And then it got to three thirty and I was like nine drinks or eight drinks deep and literally like I haven't been that drunken so long.

And I was like, oh, I like need to go home, Like I literally like I need help walking to get home, Like I'm too drunk right now.

God.

We go home and then I'm like oh, like earlier, and then I was like, I need to eat something after this, Like I need, I need something to stop this fucking food up.

So we get home.

It's like four thirty at this point, and like we're waiting on the food that we ordered.

The fucking uvu Javor Postmates driver stole the fucking food.

They stole the food.

They stole my goddamn food.

Would you literally, I I've thought about this before, because like that meme, No, like no, did you know that fucking meme that I've been like talking about posting like going and looking where like you shouldn't and your feelings get hurt Like no, no, like I already did that in the last two weeks.

No, I really don't.

I Also, I grew up in a household where I had no sense of privacy.

I wasn't allotted that privilege.

So I really, I unronically think going in someone's phone is just like not for me.

It would make me feel too crazy.

Also, I just really think that nothing there's no phone that is clean, Like, there's no phone that doesn't hold something that's gonna hurt your feelings.

Because also, if you're to the point where you're looking through a phone sadly, it's like, heck, fuck, it's literally that's not it's like a cryptic pregnancy.

It's like, how the fuck, Like that's so real.

I never thought about that.

But if you're like stalking a person, it's like wraps.

Oh, what's my OCD is putting to use for remembering a following count?

I know that was.

I was like, No, that's crazy, Like never, never, never, never, that's too much.

Where's Josiah.

He's rifling around in the house.

I can hear him.

How did he get in?

He's a key, my key, so good, Mikey, I'm sorry, tell him to wake up.

I think kaya video it's the art that was made of us and oh yeah, so what's their name at h x n E y t A E.

I want that painting so bad and I will put it above my fireplace because it is so sick, like the colors are so fire.

So if you're selling, I'm buying.

If you're if you got to pay to play, and that's what he said, you got to pay.

You gotta pay to play.

And if you're a are gonna do an art show and you want to show that painting, I will ship it back.

Oh yeah, that'd be sweet.

Mm hmm.

But I really want that above our fireplace.

I mean you're gonna have to pay a licensing fee for using our.

Yeah you're over six.

Actually, I really would like to take you to the side and DM's and talk to you about using us, using us?

Can you believe there are some people who actually like go that far?

Yeah?

I reposted I filmed a YouTube video on my screen of someone restoring artwork, and I just filmed it and then I put it on my story and the YouTuber that created the video DMed me and was like, oh wow, stealing content, Like you're gonna steal content and not credit me?

Mind you.

You could see his YouTube name and the title of the fucking video in it, and I was like, you're a fucking crazy person.

You're a real fucking crazy person.

Do you know how often content of mine is stolen and recycled?

You don't hear me complain of baby, you should be thanking me.

They try to stop us with the crypto shit.

I feel like that was them trying to be like, guys, everyone, you have your piece, no sharing, And I'm like, this is public space, like the Internet has always been like a public library, Like you don't put something there unless you want it in the library exactly.

So I'm gonna go get Josiah.

Joe.

It's been a while.

We've been like ships in the night, me and Josiah, we've been like ships in the night.

I washed my hair today.

It looks really good.

Actually, it's actually really pretty and wavy.

Yeah.

If anyone's been wondering where I've been.

What the fuck is the shirt you're wearing?

Is this a new edition yet?

It is?

It's the PayPal logo with the Rata am Rada am Rada.

M rada holding that baby.

Oh like this, Yeah, that's what you should be for Halloween, the baby dag.

You should be the baby and you should have like slump like like.

Not too much a micro I can't believe you're eating fucking peanut butter into a microphone right now.

Drew's had?

Is that a new one?

Drew?

He's gone through three.

Fust But are they going to your penis?

I don't want to know where it's going.

They're going to your butt?

Really?

No?

No, no, I have I have.

I have no ass either.

It's really fun out me not having I haven't ask wait to you to me like in person.

Yeah, I was like oh wow, oh wow, I know, but you don't get to say that.

I know that's pushing it.

You have an ass when your face down, ass up and there's no shorts on, you have an ass.

I wish more people could see that, but sadly it's only me who gets to see that.

I haven't even been on the new set they made me build this y'all.

I know, and it's like you so god am long.

It was so annoying.

Yeah, he fucked it up so bad the first time we almost suit him.

I'm not kidding.

Well, that's what you get when you pay me five dollars an hour.

Is that not enough?

That is more than enough?

That's not enough?

What am I going around?

The dollars growing up?

Remember on the news growing up?

Remember on the news that were like, oh, five five, that's a lot.

Did I never see the news?

No?

No, no, minimum wage is still eight dollars.

It is a lot like a federal minimum wage.

Yeah, in a lot of states, Well in California, I think California it's like nearing twenty and.

That's still not living.

When I worked, it was ten dollars an hour.

That was it.

But then by the time I was done working, it was like fifteen or fourteen, which I mean at my age.

Hour work you could get like on a bowl from tava.

No, not even a bowl from cava.

You can't get anything.

You can get a big gould from seven and eleven.

When I did DoorDash for a while during the pandemic, a lot of weird stuff was happening to me for really no, there was like somebody who knew me.

It was really uncomfortable.

Yeah, yeah, I remember I remember you saying that.

It was like but I was like bruh whatever, Like she was like, are you just and I was like no, and she was like it says your name and I was like, yes, it's me.

I was like but I'm like what, like what why are you fucking yes, like, don't do that tout.

I don't fucking do that to me, Like you should have hated.

Like that, and her, yeah, that is what I should have done.

But no, I just really was like what do you want me to I.

Thought about somebody like doubling down on like me doing something shameful like something that I'm.

Like, well, no, it says your name.

Bro, we're in Coldstone right now, like please let me live, Like damn fuck.

I was just I felt.

But then I was like, you know what, like I gotta get my nut, you know.

Like I have to I do.

That should be something you're extremed.

And she looked at me like I was crazy.

I'm like what, Like, I don't make any fucking money.

You think me posting on Instagram is making me money?

Yeah, fucking right, get fucking real me posting up in a Harley Quinn wig with fucking assless chaps, and it's not making me any money.

It's not making me any money.

But Catwoman Dead.

Catwoman got me calls from some island.

From one specific island, Epstein Island.

I can neither confirm nor deny I was there.

No, it's Tomp's Island.

Now you know what's crazy.

You know what's crazy?

Trunk about it.

You know what's crazy is they actually, at this point they've allotted it through the system so well to get rid of Epstein Island that it's actually this random dude who want to mister Beasts video owns it.

Now, that's not true.

I'm not kidding, mister BEA's auction.

Yes, no, I'm kidding.

I just made that.

I do like the just made that all up.

I just made that all up.

Sorry, don't sue me, mister Beats.

I feel like he would sue somebody.

He might.

Where's the news in the media, josyah, what's new?

Literally nothing?

I got a new job as okay, okay, I got a new job as a nurse.

What do you want to cook?

You've never seen you in basketball shorts.

It's a bit odd.

I have so many pairs of them.

They're like huge mess of them.

Go down to like you're also wait, yeah, I'm in shorts on camera.

Ah ye over his body.

I don't want to give it away for free.

You have been playing a new game Minecraft, No, the Nurse game.

Oh, actually I have get this game.

No, it's one where they you would actually probably like it.

You go, you get patience and you.

In the e r oh, I needed some pace and you have.

To fucking basically, it's very realistic and it starts beeping.

You have to diagnose them.

Would I want to make myself anxious?

No, I'm kind of tapped out of that behavior.

What if, though, what if you ended up in an end world scenario you end up in the hospital and there's no doctors there, like, can anybody help?

Then you could be like I could help a little bit.

And that's like why I play Fortnite too.

I'm like, well, if they ever do bring the draft back and I have no choice at least, I would have.

A little bit of a leg up because of the fact that, like.

In case, you have to build, it's never.

Coming handy and I'm actually sometimes so you need to build something.

True.

The peanut butter has to go.

You keep it by your bed.

I have a picture, Kyle, send you the picture.

It's disgusting.

Two tubs of peanut butter with the spoon on the floor.

Skipy icy like you know the like like Icy brand, an icy sour squeeze candy that squeezes sour gel into your mouth.

That I got from Lucky Strike four months ago.

That was yours.

Ye did you give it to drink ones?

Was mine?

I bought it.

I bought it on a really good one.

I was at a Lucky Strike.

Is like the time of my fucking life.

I was too drinks in.

Come on, it was never mind.

You were never mind to begin with.

But yeah, I don't know who owns Epstein.

I only know though I think it probably belongs to the government.

I think Ky owns it.

There is actually someone interesting, I.

Say the second we started talking about.

That Ky has the last name Epstein.

Kai, Kay, No, there's somebody in LA who has the last name Epstein.

Oh yeah, I've met a couple of people.

You know.

Yeah, And I'm like, okay, now you are the one who was the son of what's his name Jeffrey.

I don't know if it was his son.

Jeffrey Dahmer Epstein.

Now what's the difference between John Wayne and John Wayne Gacy?

Was one a cowboy for real?

Though I don't know who is John Wynne caarboy.

I think I think it was a fictional.

John Wayne Gacy was very real.

Let me tell you.

My mom could tell you that John Wayne.

Dwayne read?

Dwayne read?

Wait, Dwayne read?

Is that the story in New or in California?

We don't have any other pharmacies now, it's just CBS.

They killed write it?

Right?

Do They forwarded all my fucking prescriptions to CVS.

Now I have to go to CVS.

Yeah, Wait, what's writing gonna do?

That's large mind?

What it's going to become?

Writing the store on Large Mont because it's dead is done?

Probably a Walmart like this, right, I don't know?

Like a.

City target there.

I hate city target target.

There's no point, dude, what's the point?

Can't I fucking hate city targets.

There's just no point.

There's nothing there anything that you want to don't.

Remember the last time I went to a city target target?

In general?

Has it been an enjoyable place for like a really long no.

No, no, like remember when they had popcorn and pizza?

Yes?

Yes, what happened to that?

It felt like this where's like they used to have windows?

So does that make sense?

Like it was never a store that had windows, but like it felt like a place that had windows.

Did y'all hear that?

Like Walmart's installing a frequency of lighting or a wavelength of lighting that like is literally like supposed to make you like panicked and anxious, so you run around.

This is I've heard like a lot of people talking about their just.

Run around and just grab a bunch of shit that you because you want to leave.

You want to get out so bad.

It's looking smart.

How the fuck do you sit in this chair?

I love it, dude, I love it.

I love it.

I love it.

I love it.

We are really getting the ship we get up to as human like.

Think like, well, Gualmart they Walmart, they for real though they do them.

They were the evil.

They were the biggest company in the world.

I'm serious, look up their network.

They're the biggest because they.

Don't edit any commercials.

They're all one.

It's because they edit their commercials themselves.

I like it.

I'm genuinely like, I'm upset about that because y'all brought that up in the pocket.

Y'all talk about ship like that about me when I'm not here on this podcast.

So I have people coming to me in my comments, my d MS emails, fucking live comments.

Oh do you know that Ellen saves so much on her editors?

Or do you know that spray on bitches.

Are like whatever?

And I'm like, what the fuck?

How do you know?

Well, let's lest we ever forget to Drew.

Okay, we have to think of vine because I'm trying to think, like, I know, I have.

Some like you're like, no, no, she said mine, Oh aye, she has a few.

The face, but the face is kind of harder the face insert the face with the vine booms sound effect.

Yeah, the face is a good one, but yours is the the like the big Bear ship kind of like yours is so good because there's like a whole like theatrical sense to it.

Feels like in Wicked when like Alphabet realizes people really do see her for.

Are you talking about when he was trying to read all right, Yeah, he like, brains aren't anything.

Brains aren't anything.

Not been chilled.

Ll fire me, Drew and Josie were filming this show we had called Field Trip, and we were all in this r V and it was after a full day of filming and we're like being told just get more b roll, just get more b roll, just get more b roll, which is like, dude, what the fuck are we recording at this point?

And Drew was like logging himself and giving a tour of the r.

V and almost that we were going to sleep in that night, yeah, or was I ever going to?

Yeah?

We were all three going.

To yeah, but we ended up getting a hotel, which I don't even have recollection of my memory of sleeping during that trip because we went to the middle of nowhere.

Yeah, we were in middle of nowhere.

The hotel was really.

Like Drew almost fell out the door of the RVY.

Oh yeah, that's what I'm like, giving a van tour and I'm in the stairwell leaning on the fucking door, and then the owner of the property comes up and like knocks on the door and opens it, and like, I fly, I was so scared.

I said, that would have not been.

My favorite part that Yeah, it's my him re enacting it and be like, yeah, actually I'm just gonna walk in through the front door.

My god, I imagine I just fell out.

That would have not been chilled.

But anyway, yeah, that was mortifying.

Oh the all of like you know what episode I thought about a field trip recently where I was like, whoa, what the fuck was that was?

The art show?

Was that a pilot did?

That was a pilot that never came out, and that weird guy who wanted to kill me?

Yeah, never got uploaded.

Tonight it's Jimmy carrying that clip.

I'm not kidding you unappressed for that clip.

Yes, they would have not been chill.

Yeah, yeah, that's my favorite clip of you ever, Like, oh my god, oh.

My god, when I die play oh Drew, if you die before, that would not be chilling.

We would go crazy at the funeral.

No, that's what I'm saying.

We would do thought Charlie Kirk's fucking wake or whatever the fun that was was over the military.

Genuinely, I need to make this very clear.

That was the most insane scary thing I've ever seen in my entire life, Jimmy Kirk's or Charlie Kirks.

Charlie Kirk's like wake his wife walking at the fireworks.

It's like the thing crazy.

That's what I'm saying.

That's what I'm saying is like, best believe that my funeral.

I'm going on tour.

They were be fireworks at every show, Pyro.

Wait, your your body is going on tour.

And you know, you know Brat when she rose up on that platform like on Bratt World Tour.

I'm gonna be rising up.

But I'm going to be taxidermid.

So I'm like, that's what I.

Really want to be taxidermy or mommified.

So I can stand up in like a pose or something like.

A valuable men making stop and smu animation with your body.

Oh if we can swivel his arms, that would be great.

God, we're gonna get you up.

We're going to get up to some freaky ship.

Yeah, make it, make sure I'm she would make the fingers.

Like there you go.

Yeah, Oh I saw Paul last night.

Yeah, I know I saw that.

How what happened?

He loved me me?

That's so full?

You actually talk to him.

I think he did love our front group.

Did you bring up the fracking finger?

No, we did not speak to him.

Like I'm being I'm joking.

He doesn't love me.

He doesn't know who I am.

Like I brought up.

I brought up that RuPaul was a fracker the other day to some gay man and he literally had no idea what I was talking about.

And I was like, you're not gay?

Yeahs about that is always cracking.

It's I just can't stop, can't stop, can't stop.

And if you asked her about that, that's probably how she say it.

She'd be like, I just can't stop cracking.

She'd like genuinely make a joke of it and like be charming me to be like, it just happened.

I love Paul, I think I love her.

It was amazing.

Yeah, but she's I just found out today that RuPaul is gay on the episode.

There's a clip of it.

We got it live.

Wait it was live.

Wait wait, Paul is Gaye's not gay?

He's not gay?

Hey, I answered, did you look through a few links and articles?

No?

I checked the links.

Why can't I google normal any everything?

They want you to lose your critical thinking skills.

That is literally all it is.

They want you to get lazy at ship and just rely on fucking whatever gets told to you and believe it.

We're in an arms race for AI and the can of worms that's been opened, and it's not going to stop.

Why don't they just get rid of it?

That's what I want, bro.

The other countries are already developing their.

Okay care you know who I know who's not develop What I'm saying, like, what the.

What the what does that have to do with us?

Is?

What does happen this ship have to do with us?

A G one for what athletic greens?

No?

Read right now?

No?

What is?

What's it called?

Uh?

The thing that every AI company is racing for?

Oh a G I?

A g I?

What is a g I?

Oh that's the new Charlie XCX album with a G cook.

Yeah.

It's the point where AI is like as smart as a person basically and is as capable of.

It's smarter than me.

I was gonna say that all missed too, Like, really, what are we basing like intelligence on at this point?

I think that is like the biggest.

I'm the baseline, like the lower baseline or the upper echel line.

Well, damn.

One brain out of our like everyone we know, I don't know whose brain I would pick, not.

Mine, not mine, probably I wouldn't.

No, I wouldn't.

I'm probably picking.

Honestly, No, I wouldn't take.

But that's what I'm saying is we're starting to like misconstrued like academic intelligence for.

Overall intelligent thinking.

Yeah, and I feel like that is my issue with AI and it's always been because to be yeah, honestly, yeah, it seems.

Like the most well rounded, Like I wouldn't Oh my god, I.

Would probably pick my own brain.

Oh, let me brain.

Wait, guys, guys, so y'all heard of the takes that bite you and make you allergic to me?

Right?

Yeah, okay, how about this?

Instead of a wet T shirt contest, it's a wet brain contest and you make her read books?

What the fuck are you talking about?

A bug that bites you and makes you allergic to me?

And then we get to the white T shirt.

It's it's real.

I thought they give you lime disease.

Well, no, there's one that maybe there is.

What fuck is limes disease?

I think it's made up.

I think I don't think I've never met anybody.

I think Justin Bieber has it.

Yeah, I don't think it's actually made up.

But Selena has lupis.

I learned that recently, and that's really sad.

You just learned that.

Yeah, No, lupas is really dark.

I know it's like they don't literally eat away your body.

Yeah, limes disease.

I think one of my brothers has limes disease.

I think I have a You have lime disease.

You've got limes disease.

You just can't stop putting lime on all my food, in my phone, on my meat.

Mimes disease.

How do you sound this chair?

Dude?

I mean it sucks.

Man, what this chair is terrible?

You look comfy?

Really?

Yeah?

You look good.

I want you to look at the footage back after this.

I can't believe I have my legs on fucking camera.

We'll cover them, Josiah.

Also, we gotta wrap this up because I stink bad.

You actually don't.

Oh, I I want to put my arm up so bad.

But I'm like you, I swear to God, you don't wait, y'all.

Look look what I'm doing, my everything, give you everything.

Wait, I want to see her bad?

Did you get that?

Because it's like us, Wait, what is it?

Because we're already you're not You don't get to Drew actually doesn't care about Naked.

He doesn't care about Marianna.

You don't care about Wicked.

No, we're gonna go see the new one.

She's spreading misinformation in lines.

I love Wicked.

I knew you.

I just don't give a fuck about Arianka like that.

Okay, my media of the week.

Honestly, I I really don't have anything.

I've been listening to the same music over and over again.

That's the one fast in my life that I've been in, like a really big rut in So I have no music to share.

If someone please share something with me, proverbly, somebody who I am kind of attracted to and wants to make me a playlist.

You should listen to death Grips.

Oh my god, that reminds me of this TikTok that I wanted to post when the Pope died, but it was like right after.

Kay, you know what You're in my phone as what grippy I am?

Because he's grippy.

Yes, yeah, this episode is going to be eight hours long.

We're going to sleep on stream.

My media is all I want to do.

Parentheses, take your money, Human part Rakata Arca and the Bomb, The Bucketheads is the last thing I was listening to too, and I've also still been listening to Midnight Sun.

Legitimately, one of the greatest songs ever made is that Zara Larson.

She was in lais Now.

I'm so sad I missed it.

I went death grip shirt.

Look you got the new iPhone that?

It was like, do you like it?

It's really ugly.

The cameras are hard.

It's hard.

You are getting Pope Jesse.

I am media kai media.

I don't have any media.

You won't even say.

Me, Oh, Drew is my media?

Like?

What also you?

Ha ha ha by Charlie XC No.

I do love Drew, but I'm like, how would you be my media?

You're standing right in front of.

Me has and will always be my favorite album.

Caroline Carolina.

You lie ha ha Caright, No Caroline, what is Caroline?

Dude?

He doesn't know lyrics my mind is.

The of the week is the gluten free pizza Cruss from Holy Gluten, the Mini ones.

I love those and Chick fil A.

That's what I'm gonna do.

Week is ten sardines.

I need to know if my.

Mom took Thailand allishy fishy when she was pregnant with me.

Oh, she definitely did.

It's eleven pm there.

I think she's gonna Why are you waking her up for this?

It's very actually really important.

We already know the answer.

Oh why does she have that British man too speaking her voicemail?

Who do who is that?

What the fuck?

I'm gonna scare you?

She just all drew.

Why would you do that?

She's in a different state.

Don't say that.

I'm in the hospital.

Mama, wish you were there.

Mama birdram My, Mama birdram Kai.

What's your media?

Uh?

It's visy busy visy by Sophie.

But this part, the end part, shake him and this is the good part.

That's it.

I want to dance.

I want to keep dancing.

Y'all should for me, y'all pray dance.

Dancing needs to make a comeback.

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