Oh my gosh, Hi, guys, welcome to this episode of Emergency or to Come today.

We're gonna get into so many crazy, so many.

Crazy topics you won't even know.

You'll walk away having no idea what was said.

They never put me in squid Games.

Wait, that is crazy when you up.

That's the only self tape in my life I've ever done, and I really wanted that.

Let's talk about let's talk about this.

I put my heart and soul in it.

We put squid Games on the map.

That's what I'm saying, because nobody was even talking about sCOD gays before we were, Like, I.

Saw somebody talk about that.

Let's talk about mister Beast.

I will say we were the first grown adults.

Actually, it's not a good thing, like it's we were the only grown adults who were privy to mister bees until.

All the people we knew started having kids.

Now, all the adults in my life, for the most part, know about mister Beasts because they have children.

Wait, let's get mister Beasts on Howard Stern.

Let's get him on the guillotine in the middle of a public square.

And I want to be holding guys.

I've called mister beasts demonic in the last four episodes, and he still sends me p R And guess what I've eaten every single bit of fucking chocolate he sent me.

Yeah, what am I going to throw it away?

That's not.

Well.

There's two left, but they're happy and I started them.

Yes, he tried to convince me to try them, and I'm just not because the flavors sound disgusting.

Actually it's like I but I also I hate white chocolate.

White chocolate to me is actually repulsive.

What about me?

Easy?

White chocolate?

White boys are changing the game?

Look at me?

Okay.

The first thing I want to talk about today is I don't think I can fully trust someone that chooses diet coke over regular coke.

I don't think you love yourself.

Yeah, it says a lot about where that person is a spiritually.

The only people I can trust are Bennie and Marybeth.

Other than that, like everybody.

Else, they drink diet coke.

Yeah, they love free yourself.

Well, I tried it recently.

It's actually pretty good.

Some don't even like every time I order a soda from a restaurant.

It's actually it actually is becoming my problem it's becoming a problem because everyone's drinking diet coke.

I'm the last real coke drink.

I'm the last real coke drinker.

I'm not kidding.

I've been given diet coke because, like I on ironically recently, it happened to me when I was and I literally went like to myself, Yeah, why are you trying to put diet coke on me?

Also, to me, it's like people who were like either on one side or the other about like like vaping or smoking.

It's like baby, baby, baby, that shouldn't be in you.

You're letting it get all up and you get your fucking feet down, like something is wrong with you, bitch.

That's disgusting.

Also, your socks are like ugly.

There's very generic ugly socks, and I believe that you should be somebody who's like upping your sock game because I think they're cute.

But I just have a foot thing.

What did I say?

Everything Drew puts on is from closet Danya, So like.

What am I wearing?

That's yours?

Right now?

My genes?

Those are my genes, those are my genes.

What else?

What's that?

Where's that shirt from?

I?

Mean my socks.

Those are definitely wearing ariz.

No, no, no, And we did that at Ritzia campaign.

They gave us a bunch of.

Moneybe those socks.

Have not do that long you take my socks.

I swear to god.

I don't also not finishing that sid They gave us a lot of money.

Well, no, they gave us a lot of money.

And like store credit, which I didn't.

You didn't use it, which is crazy.

But I bought a bunch of shit and then gave it away to all my friends.

But I bought for myself a bunch of socks, TNA socks from them, and when I got them, they were all mid cut.

And now I'm a midcut queen.

But every time I go to the gym and I'm wearing a midcut sock, I look like a pervert.

That's another thing I don't understand.

That makes perfect sense, That makes perfect it.

Makes perfect sense.

What about that is pervy?

Well, no, because I'm looking at all of the naked guys in the locker room.

I'm not kidding for some reason, Like if I saw somebody perving out in a locker room and they were fully but ass naked, I'd be like, damn, that's crazy.

If they were wearing mid cut socks, let alone mid cut TNA socks perving out in.

The corner, that's a dangerous.

Why that check her purse hard.

To check her hard drive?

We also, what is it if you stink in the winter, You're a dangerous motherfuckery?

Ooh, bitch, you're dangerous, bad mind you.

Our heater has been out in our house for literally two months now.

Today before they were recording, I finally got the age fact people in here to come look at it.

Bitch.

They didn't fix it.

They just literally left and made a.

Bunch of fucking noise.

Honestly, yeah, that's what they did.

They were like, sorry, so now me and Enya are freezing fucking cold in our house.

Woke up this morning fifty eight degrees inside our home.

Yeah, it's in la and it stays inside all day even if it's ninety degrees.

I was talking to my therapist about it, and I was like, part of my seasonal depression.

I'm really like in a bad spot with right now.

Is it gets so cold in here that like I wrap up and I'm like I can't leave the house because now in my head outside is fifty degrees, even though every day there is like seventy five degrees, and i just don't want to leave the house because I'm so scared it's so cold out there.

And also I don't want to take a show to our rooms.

We can't explore our own home because it's literally like an arctic junker.

I mean, I will say my room does have heating.

I know, and yea, this is the only room that has heating, which is so gay.

Well, actually it's God protecting women.

Yeah, it's protecting your ovaries, your baby makers.

So that I can have children soon.

I'm bored of shit.

I'm gonna have a kid, not get No.

I help raise it.

I think we would be good parents.

No, I mean we would hate each other, but like we would be good parents.

We would raise that kid, right.

I think anybody who would have who would First of all, I don't want to raise a kid with anybody period.

I would want it.

I want I would want it to be a solo job because, like everything in my life, I think I have an issue where like I like to have full control because I genuinely am convinced I will do it the right way.

So I don't think we would survive.

No, we wouldn't.

No, we wouldn't.

But no, our kid would actually maybe be horrifying because they'd be like, yeah, my parents were great.

They haven't spoken to each other verbally, and they haven't spoken a single word out loud since.

This podcast for five years, to a.

Point where we just literally don't speak to each other anymore.

What do you think would break the silence?

Me?

Well, I would try to call you, but you wouldn't answer your damn phone.

Yeah, true or true?

True?

True?

No, No, I don't think.

I really can't foresee that happening though, No, because we we we really butt heads and it's fine.

Yeah, we yelled at each other the other day for the first time in five years.

Oh my gosh, Like literally I was just so frustrated.

Like I think it was like valid on both ends, but definitely a lot of it was I've just been so frustrated recently.

Which actually I don't know.

I'm kind of confused by myself, and that's also what I was talking to my therapist about.

I don't know where I feel so indifferent right now, leaning frustrated, Like I'm definitely easily like frustrated right now.

How many times can I say that word?

What word?

I was trying so hard to like think of like busting in trade or something like something that sounded like frustrated busting trade, I said.

I was trying something like That's why I was like silent, It's just not happening.

It's just been laughing it.

That's where your brain went, bust in trade, dude.

Well, frustrated but.

Traded.

As I blazed before the episode today.

I wish, Oh my god, there was like at one point this summer you were like open to smoking like you were.

I mean, Barbie had her birthday party and I went and she got the you know, the bouquet of flowers that Rosalie got Charlie question Mark with cigarettes in it.

She got the same flower arrangement, different flowers, but with a bunch of joints.

Wait, how did they make the flowers live that long?

It was it the same flower arrangement.

No different flowers.

Ok, yeah, but it had eighty joints in it.

And I didn't tell Barbie this, but I did take.

A joint stole from Barbie.

I stole from Barbie at her birthday party.

And I also took a macro dose of hallucinogenic mushrooms and didn't feel anything.

I'm gonna like if your foot isn't that trying.

To I'm just trying to relax because I have a table now.

So, Gay, where's our goddamn surprise.

You've been talking about a surprise for five months?

Bro, dude, well you you know what it is?

Wait?

Was the painting not it?

The painting?

Was it?

I was like trying to like set it up where.

Oh my god, what's crazy?

Actually we need to, we really need to.

You're about to be put on the spot crazy And it's just because I'm born and have nothing else to talk about.

So like, I'm really sorry.

It's crazy how men will talk about having a surprise for How long was it?

He was?

He was like it was over six weeks.

It was like I have a surprise.

I have a surprise for you.

I got something crazy for you guys, like this whole illusion and I'm thinking like okay, I'm like, oh what God spent Yeah, I'm like I'm like wow, Like I'm a gift giver by nature, like that's my love language.

I'm like, oh my god.

He actually went out of his like he saw something and it reminded him of.

Exactly what I think.

That's so cute talking about the surprise, bitch.

Come to find out the surprise is artwork by and we're gonna put your name up because I don't know your name off the top of my head, but I love it.

It's so amazing, literally hanging up in our house.

Yeah, bitch, it's an oil painting of Drew knocked out on the floor that the girl gave.

To Kiis and Kai sat here and acted like it was his surprise.

Mind you say, man, who like, what was it twenty minutes ago?

In my room eating my fucking candy?

Drew asked for some and he goes, I don't know, he said.

He said, I don't I want this one?

And I was like, actually, no, I want that one.

Yeah, bitch, it's not a fucking candy the fuck Like wow, wow, it's just.

Like Also, mind you, Kai shouldn't even be eating period.

I know, because it was out of his bound, yes, out of his like, it was out of his time set.

We have, Yeah, we have a time for a lot.

For shure right now.

Yeah, I feel like I'm not well, you don't get dinner.

I hope it was fucking worth it.

Worth I think I had like a like my stomach is filled.

Okay snakes, wait, gummy sours steaks?

What was that?

Did you just have a stroke and now you're in like dead silence because you're so ashamed.

Don't be ashamed of your health.

Strokes are normal, especially for people our age.

Now, I know, let's get used to it.

I know, let's wake up strokes at twenty seven everywhere.

Oh my god, we literally have to start learning like signs of a stroke because we're with the way shit's going, like young people have strokes now, so babes.

Before we get off the topic of the painting, I want the artists to know that Drew was so happy.

I were so happy when I when I busted and I was crying.

Well, he showed it to Drew, and then I wasn't a part of the surprise that I was led onto for six weeks.

I just ended up.

Seeing the reason.

The reason why was because and I was really excited.

Kai finally brought it during the Owen episode or like right before we started recording, and he just had it in his hands when I opened the front door and showed it, and I was like, no, you have to surprise any with that.

No, it is execution, but it's in the house and Drew hung it up.

Do you want one of your Christmas gifts right now?

Yeah?

No, not not right now now?

Why also, I got you this year?

Give you two goaded fucking gifts MacBook prop pro.

Why the fuck when you think you're getting two devices?

Because the look on my face would make it worth it.

No, it's not two thousand and eight.

No one gives a fuck about that.

Shown crazy.

We're not.

I'm not giving you your gift anymore.

Mitch.

I was saying, you're like talking about this is why everyone in my life, especially the men, are fucking useless, because they get rewarded for mid ass behavior.

The fuck Now we're giving Kai two gifts, two gifts, Mitch.

We already job you were life.

We we wow, we give you friendship, we give you love.

Where is my gift?

You have two gifts?

They're your eyes?

Happens every morning you were gonna say you and Drew I was hoping that you're gonna say, but two eyes got me.

Yeah, No, it's okay.

I'll be waiting on my gift.

I actually have sucked at gift giving this year, like I don't really think all.

That talk for me, and I'm like, well shit.

But some people I've given, I've gotten my gifts for and they're good.

Other people, it's like it's up in there.

Who knows what's gonna happen here.

I just threw money at it.

It was not thoughtful.

Most of my gifts were not thoughtful.

Well, everyone in my family is like at the age now where I was lucky that I had really young siblings, so the magic of Christmas was around a bit longer, but now it's kind of dead it because now it's like, Okay, my little siblings are two chungus ass teenagers.

Like, no, fuck my chud life.

I'm such a chud.

Wait, what's a what is it?

Chud?

Chud is like the opposite of a chad.

A chud is like a guy like a redom On.

Yeah, he gets really excited about funko pops and stuff.

I'm literally so chad coated.

No you're not, because you you moug me.

So you're constantly mugging me.

Mug me.

Wait, there was like a song that just popped in my head from my looks.

Maxing era eating disorders have always been corny, but it's like gotten ten times corny or not that like, men are a part of it.

I think I'm gonna get one of those drones that follows you for vlogs.

Speaking of I was just texting Kai this morning.

They made fiber optic drones.

What does that mean?

I actually, I don't think you sent that to me.

I did?

You didn't watch it?

Sorry, I have to take my zinc pill.

I was working.

The guys.

Don't let me forget to take my zinc.

You're mad, annoying.

I don't think like one.

I don't think you're gonna get sick.

I don't think your friend is sick.

I think men just like literally suddenly become self conscious for like twenty minutes in a day, and then they like ground themselves and they reconnect to their body and they're like, whoa, I feel my throat.

Something's wrong with that?

Sick because I'm mega dosing zinc and I'm gonna make I'm gonna make giant boba pills that is so discussed.

I'm gonna make what is it fetucini.

Yeah, I'm gonna make buffalo like big loads of mozzarella or barrata yeah.

Cutting the mozzarella or it comes out there's a film around it, and you cut it and it's a big that's what's gonna Yeah, but no, I make.

It those saying I'm in the Golden era, right or wait, not me being in my zinc era.

I'm in my joy era.

I'm in my giggle boots era, Like, okay, I'm in my prosperity era.

I'm in my gratitude era, like grateful for all the people and things that I have around me.

I'm in my suicidal ideation era.

But all on top of all.

Of that, Okay, does that like rank higher than the other things.

It's like the very bottom.

But it's always a part, like how many pieces of piece.

It will always be there.

Yeah, she will never I know it kind of it sucks.

No, Like, literally the foundation of my thinking is suicidal ideation.

I was talking.

Oh my god, I keep saying I was talking to my therapist, but I.

All you did this week?

I know.

That's literally, that's kind of like one of the only people I spoke to verbally other than like Drew this week.

I guess I know.

I hung out with Rain.

It's dead.

I'm sorry my vibrator is dead.

Why is your vibrator just like in your pocket?

Also?

Why is your vibrator under my pillow that I sleep on?

Was it?

Actually no, it wasn't.

I put it in the drawer.

You got to bed the other day.

When I made your bed, I just like in his bed was unmade, and I was like, you know, I'm just gonna be sweet.

I'm gonna do a nice thing.

So I started like making her bed and tidying up, and I was like, oh, I'm gonna put the pillows up, and I lifted it up.

And I've never liked like I went no, no, no, no, I picked it.

I never like lifted a pillow so fast when I was under it.

Fly yeah h yeah, well that's you, I know me.

That's my No, it's twin M.

That's like O G.

Treasures is tw Are they still out?

Like no idea?

I feel like they should have, Like I don't know, I wish, I wish twitch was around for like that era of influencers, like I think often about it was.

Like you now, and everyone thought we were fucking losers for live streaming back then?

Do you remember that I do more ship?

I can't believe my dad.

Like, actually, I don't think my dad knew I was doing you Now.

Every time I did it, it was when he I would do it late at night because it was when him and my mom would go out, like on a date or something.

Remember when we would go on to you Now and just like violently trolled normies.

I felt so bad.

We would put like wigs in, like disguises on and like just not to an audience at all.

It would be like thirteen literally, like we would send the link of a random live to one of our friends.

It'd be like, do you want to watch?

I'm gonna guess with this person right now, And then we would just guess with somebody and like troll them for like thirty minutes.

We were bored as fuck.

Oh wait, Josh released a new video.

By the way, I know.

That video makes me so happy.

Like it's so funny.

I've seen it about five thousand times because it was recorded in February actually March March, because it's my birthday.

Dude.

It's so it's actually kind of spooky.

Oh, it's kind of nice though, because looking at that almost gives density to my ear, if that makes sense.

Filler, it's like, oh, I did things.

Yeah, I was alive.

I was alive in March.

Oh my god, that's good to know.

Like, that's how I have felt all year.

This year has been my year of rest and relaxation, minus sleeping medication, but replacing it with weed I have.

This is my year of rest and relaxation.

And I have been taking sleeping medication.

I know you've been.

I knew it was gonna happen to no good.

I'm taking I'm up to six milligrams and I already.

No way, no bro, I got crazy good.

It's crazy.

What's crazy is when I don't take it.

I can't sleep through the night.

I wake up at like two am every single night.

It's really fucked up.

Yeah up, and it takes me like an hour and a half to get back to sleep.

Uh.

No, I took it last night.

Remember when I kept going back to my bathroom.

I was like really contemplating.

I was contemplating, and I'd go down there and I'd be like, no, I don't need it tonight.

And then i'd go back up to your room.

And then I go down there and I'd be like, no, I don't need it tonight.

And then I go down there and then eventually it just got me.

It bit me in the ass.

Oh my gosh, that's so you jumped up from two to six in like two weeks.

So hopefully by your birthday you'll be at like.

Eighty twelve miligram pill.

Dude, I cannot believe there was a time where I was taking like forty and then eighty.

You literally only need point two five.

I'm so lucky that didn't destroy my sleep.

I am taking so much, it's like I'm not.

I think I'm literally I think I've tricked my brain into thinking I'm like getting high off of it or something, but.

Like I think, yeah, in that delirious time before you fall asleep, if you get.

You don't you don't get high or like I mean, last night, I.

Went shut the fuck up.

After I took it.

I came to your room and you were dead tired, and I was talking your fucking ear off.

I was good, though, because I had.

More time to eat sour speketta.

Yeah we're talking.

Also, it did keep me up.

Also took everything shower and in your shower.

That was special.

Literally, the biggest compliment ever was how much you like it.

I'm not even kidding.

I use every one of her products except for the Sacred Beauty hair stuff because I thought it was expensive.

It is pretty expensive.

I was like, I really want their hair growth stuff because I'm balding.

So I really get on fin and dirt bro.

Fence and all.

Yeah, fencanyl and what dust do tash tride do tash tride.

It's actually disgusting how many names of like random things.

Like that and tried, tried rather true tide g ll o p.

Glop.

Wait, oh no, that's that's o zempic.

No, Drew's on ozempic now, so now we can both Okay, at least now we can both get love.

Now we can both just admit we're both on oz.

We are loving it.

This episode is actually sponsored by one of those off brand weird ones, one of the off brand weird ones that you see and just like you don't think you should take, but you're gonna get the go ahead from me and Drew right.

Take it in surplus.

It feels great anacious all the time, O d on it all.

I literally just stop throwing up.

I just can't stop sapping myself.

That's the craziest parts.

Wait to me is I'm like, y'all have the audacity to look at me sideways, because yeah, fuck it, I'll wake up at six am and by eight am I want to smoke a joy I've already been up for two hours.

Oh but I'm crazy.

Meanwhile, you wake up, you go and make your coffee, and then you stab yourself in the fucking thigh so that you're not hungry.

Like, the whole thing to me is crazy because of so many reasons.

I already said eating disorders are corny.

They are.

But yeah, just like the idea of stabbing yourself.

First of all, if you're that desperate and you don't need that shit, kill yourself.

Two if that doesn't work, don't take that starve yourself.

Oh that doesn't work.

Seems like you're actually not in it.

For the love of the fucking game, bitch, tap out and just live life.

You fucking lose your life.

Love.

Eat whatever you want.

And only I hear that things you should eat whatever you want.

The only person here who thinks like it's actually not that serious And a lot of y'all need a hobby, like what ugh, But yeah, that's why I chew my fingernails.

Guys, just chew your finger nail else.

Yeah, and I still like it's been on my mind.

Yeah, are he I put put up the Christmas tree.

Oh yeah, Well we can't enjoy it because the living room is are terrible.

It's like last night me and Drew.

Into the living room being like it's so cute, and then we're like saying, they were like we should watch a movie or something, and then both of them just like war.

I literally, I literally like I was sitting in there for five seconds, and I went up to Indya's like dungeon, her warm dungeon, and I was like, and we should like hang out in the living room, like go read in the living room and I'll journal next to you.

I'm not kidding.

We both were in there for two minutes before silently no one said a word.

We both just left and went to our own space.

It's so cold that the couch is cold, like the filling of the couch is cold, so then when you sit on it to try to get comfy, you have to wait like twenty minutes for your body to like maybe warm it up.

But it's so Also, the fucking blankets out of the living room into his room.

I know, my Spotify Wrap blanket from twenty twenty three.

That's my Spotify blanket.

That's my discussy Do we.

Still have that Spotify wrap blanket because we're not real adult and we like refuse to buy a different blank every time I'm on blanket for the living room is a blanket from some.

Random pr oryan's like Alexander McQueen blanket from twenty twenty two that they gifted her.

Every time I'm on Pinterest, I see this blanket that I want to get and I don't get it.

Oh, I love that.

Fun fact.

Also, actually, I did have a really cute blanket that would be so pretty in our living room right now, but wine got spilt all over it.

Sabrina to a fucking picnic.

That's exactly what where has sad?

Why would you bring that outside if you don't want it to get all fucked up?

Yeah?

That's my ball?

Yeah, that is true.

That's my ball.

Where is it?

It's in the back of my car.

I just keep it in there to cover like my valuables if I park in a scary place.

I don't know if I would say anything you have on the daily is a valuable like that, unless it's like a shopping bag.

No offense.

You don't got a high yetti bag my sunglasses.

Actually no, I keep my literally priceless Aphex Twin artifact in my car.

I think you might find that the people who are breaking the back of windshields don't give a fuck who the Aphex Twins are.

Who those girls are.

They're like Aphex Twins.

Okay, guys, I got it for retail.

Wait is it your umbrella?

I think the metaglasses are the mark of the beast, by the way.

I think they're truly truly cursed object.

And I think that like if you wear those in public, And just like record, I haven't finished this thoughtfully yet, so and you take it away?

Umm, exactly what she said.

I actually I and ironically, and.

Before I say this, surveillance, remember if I've ever had videos like this, But I have always been of the nature that I don't put people in videos if I don't fucking know them, and they I haven't gotten like some sort of like agreement from them.

And the one video I had a stranger in ever, I think was my Tantacon video, and that person I think wanted it taken down and I like edited her out and stuff like, I No, I.

Think it's just like adding to surveillance culture, Peter Tierpalenteer, Bro.

You know what I was thinking, Like if I I was running away from somebody, like say I robbed the fucking Claires and I'm running through the parking lot.

Fuck, they're on my tail, Like I gotta get out of here.

Ho half the cars in the fucking parking lat have cameras on them.

Like in about ten years, somebody's a cop can just probably connect to all the cars and be like scanning for body heat.

And like I can't even hide between cars in a parking soon, Like what can I do?

Bro?

I can't hypothetically steal from Clares and hide behind cars soon because some motherfucker, some snitch ass motherfucker actually is gonna have a screen recording of it and then be like, oh my god, actually random as fuck.

But this girl was hiding by my car.

Is this the girl who stole from Claares earlier tonight?

You know?

Like the I mean, I fully wholeheartedly agree with this, and I'm not joking, but if you see someone stealing food, turn a fuck, don't look let them fucking get away with that goddamn food because they're obviously hungry.

I feel that way about stealing from Clairees too.

They obviously need it.

I mean, we all know how I feel about stealing.

Listen, they obviously steal from Sephorah, steal from Claire, steal from Target, steal from Walmart.

Uh, Like, don't steal from someone you respect and love and share something with.

That's fucked up.

But listen everything else, Like shit, oh my god, guys, I'm seriously so excited for the fact that they can look through your phone.

Now, what is it?

Like the meme thing?

Did you see that?

No, that like they're trying to pass a bill that like they can look through your phone to see if you have like any like incriminating or like anti like US rhetoric on your socials antwer that already.

I think it's like TSA agents can like grab your phone and look through your phone.

Oh really, Like I think that's what they're trying to, like imply, But I don't know that.

I just saw like a random thing about it, and then I kept scrolling because I was like hell, no, oh my god.

I remember I almost got into a fight with a TSA agent because they wanted to see my phone.

It's dead.

Oh what are we gonna do?

You're just not gonna have a vape for a second.

Yeah, why are you looking at me?

When did you.

Find out that you might be sick this morning?

Okay?

Because and when you said that to me, I was like, if I find out that he got word of a sickness last night and then slept next to me.

I was going to hit you, my good sis.

I would never do that to you.

I love you so much.

You're special to me.

You're special to me in ways you don't understand.

I mean, y'all are if I'm sick?

Y'all are sick.

I don't get sick like that, bitch.

Don't put that on me.

This is dangerous.

Marty.

You have cuts on your hand because I.

Hit kai me at the back of his hand.

I was talking a lot, and I usually don't talk that much.

No, I was moving out the chairs in here to move your blue chair in and the sound panel on that wall.

My hand got stuck between the wood and the sound panel squishy part and squished my fucking fingers all three knuckles.

And so I've been I've been serious.

Though, aids or are you just no, no, no, because like.

I'm being dramatic.

I'm being dramatic, but I really do fuck with a band aid.

Like when I cut the back of my heels, like I was like, I put band aids on it and was aesthetically it was yeah, literally technically aesthetically, but no, I'm like bullish.

I think they're like kind of cindent, and I think we need to like really readopt band aid culture because I think it's a lost and dying art.

When was the last time you saw a band aid on someone?

When we were like seven to zero?

Oh, and you're like, actually, I guess I can just keep this small wound cleaned and like air it out.

I'm unless it is told to you that you need a band aid and it's dead serious and it's like a nasty don't be walking around with a big ass open wound.

But I'm kind of like anti band aids.

To me, band aids are gross because most of y'all can't even wipe your ass properly after you shit.

You're not taking care of the area that's letting.

You get I was going to say, speaking of wiping your ass after you ship, like when y'all go to catch the poop before it hits the water?

Does it ever get on your hand?

How would it not get on my hand if I'm catching my poop?

Well, no, you put like a layer of toilet and you like go under because if you let it hit the water, it splashes up.

True.

Do you think that you have to shit into your hand and then put it into the toilet.

Yeah, that's literally what everyone does.

That doesn't make any sense.

Though I thought you said it was dead.

I think it is dead.

Let me hit it is.

Let me try blur me naming my favorite band.

Me and I'm Zoey Deschanel and I'm singing across from that one guy from that one movie and he asked me my favorite band Blur, Beatles or what's her?

I haven't really seen that movie.

Five Hundred Days of Summer is one of those movies that I watched because it was like popular online.

But I didn't have any general interest in anything, especially because at the time the Beles, like, were they like obsessed with the Beatles or something?

The Smiths same fucking difference.

I like Smiths, I know make great music.

But the idea of ever putting myself in a situation where I'm like, oh my god, what would make my day better?

Morrissey whining and being a little bitch in my ear?

No, I don't want.

That, that makes sense.

I feel like cut to next year the Smith's or like my yeah, everything every time, yeah, because then people are like, oh, like, you don't fucking know, and I'm like, bitch, how about this.

I'm gonna go and taste the pie to see if I like the pie.

Actually I like the pie like and that's okay, that's gross.

Let's all cream the pie.

Wait, is Morcy a bad person?

Yes?

Okay, okay, what were you saying?

Oh, I had a topic.

I feel like you used to cry more.

I just noticed that you used to cry more, and I do.

Feel no, he recently is crying more.

It's not that he used to cry more.

That's what I'm saying.

Like, you used, sorry, used to not cry that much, but now that you because you are crying recently, and now I feel like you cry more than you were before.

I was like, okay, so like, go back like two or three years.

I wasn't crying that much.

Go back like three months.

I started crying a little bit more, and now especially in the last week.

I've been crying so much more.

It's like crazy.

But like if you think about it, like really sense to cry more.

Yeah, and really like look back like even like five years ago, I wasn't even crying.

I've never seen you shed a tear at that point.

But then like as of late, I don't know what it is.

I'm just just like so emotional.

Yeah, like once you I guess, like when it rains at Poor's like and poor when it rains in your pores Neddy Cube advertisement, like the.

Flag Mirror episode when she started fucking Rashida Jones as saying ads in the middle of talking.

Oh.

Started like black Bear is one of those things that to me, it's like Frick and Morty, where like Rick and Morty, if you really think about it, Yes, in terms of animations for adult especially, you have to give it credit where it's too it's like it really changed the game.

It like reopened the doors for like modern day animations.

Blah blah blah blah blah.

Then the smoke shops found it and now it's wreck.

And now it's.

What were you just talking about?

Because black Mirror.

Black Mirror to me is the same thing of like wow, like this new era of sci fi.

It's based in like real times and it's based on like the problems we might actually face.

Was a lot of sci fi was it was like this commentary and blah bah blah.

Now it's black Mirror, and it's like, yes, Like I like know that.

If I'm in a bar in the middle of nowhere and I'm talking to somebody and they mentioned black mirror, I'm like, at least I know I'm safe here.

It's kind of like.

To be like Pickle Rick.

Like if I go into a smoke shop and I see a Pickle Rick ashtray, I know I'm gonna have a hoot and a haller with the clerk.

If I go in there and there in a big work in site, they're not gonna believe that I'm not undercover, and they're not gonna give me the mint puff bar I want because it's illegal.

And that's how I feel.

But I don't know why I talk about oh yeah, because of the like so many of those things, Kim.

Black Mirror just make me think of like the way I feel about Wick and Warning, because I'm like, yeah, I get it, but like, what the fuck are you talking about like Black Mia has so many episodes where it's great, but like, really, it's.

So funny, like the idea of somebody being like.

Yeah when you know how like we have boyfriends who get on the games and they're talking to their boyfriends.

Mmmm, and it feels like they basically.

Have a relationship, but what if they actually are fucking And that's the fucking scary part.

I'm like, Okay, first of all, not that far off from reality.

Second of all, like I can't believe.

I don't know.

It's just so funny that sci fi is and always will be just like comedy to me, because that is so funny, like damn bitch, like it's cause to me, sci fi is also I'm carrying this whole conversation and I'm listen.

I'm listening.

I'm like, I'm just I'm listening.

About us platforming you and then getting scolded for doing so.

It's like, uh, where were you talking?

Were you saying.

Something I was saying?

Sci fi is like funny.

That's really funny now that I think about it, because why because the guys had sex in the video game, but also you were crying before.

Also Pluribus I found out that the lead is a lesbian, so I turned.

It off lesbians or is she like lesbian?

She's a lesbian lead, which I was like, cool, she's a lesbian.

Queen exists and existed, and actually she was the first.

She's she's Hillary Clinton og lead lesbian.

Oh my god, she was literally she is a lesbian.

Yeah, she's a queen.

Bill Clinton was sent here to send her, or was sent to her to send her down the right path, and when he was up to no good in the office.

I will literally never forget.

In twenty twenty or was it it was twenty twenty four when me and Kai went to vote and we wrote Hillary Clinton's name in, and then we came back here and cried on the couch together because we just knew.

It wasn't our second time doing that, by the way, third, oh what was it our third?

Actually it might even be, might be she ran twenty sixteen, twenty sixteen, Yeah, twenty sixteen, twenty twenty twenty four we.

Wrote her name and in twenty sixteen too, we wrote that, but she was.

On the ballot.

Yes, I know, it more powerful that way.

I don't know if it counted, though.

We were pretty because I think it's in there.

They're like machine scanned it might like confuse it.

We were really drunk.

Do you remember how drunk we got in twenty sixteen and we went to vote.

Yeah, how I have to start convincing younger people to vote because young people like historically don't go out and vote until you're like in your late twenties and like, oh my god, like seriously, I live in this world.

But now like because of online, younger people do vote, but I think they should just we're having Okay, we're having an issue.

Young people aren't going to bars.

Okay, hear me out voting in the bar and it's a hook a lounge.

You can smoke weed.

The weed is hookah.

In the bathroom.

They sell coca in the bathroom and there's glory.

Yeah, you have to ask for Mary.

Yeah, if you want to coca in the bathroom yet, that's for Mary.

Drug dealers are probably so mad I have OCD because I would fully be like experimenting with drugs at a rapid rate like weed to me is already like whoa, I'm so crazy.

This is crazy, Like.

I know I can't go above this.

Also, I literally when I was in Miami and I ran out of weed.

I was talking to my sister, my Sophia, like my older sister, and I was like, damn, I need to get like a medical card or something, because I literally don't know how to interact and get weed other than that.

And then she was like, put on your story that you need to buy weed, and I was like, I'm gonna put on my Instagram story.

Should do that?

Who hasn't gonna act?

Just put the plug emoji question mark, plug.

Emoji question mark a jiff of three oh five.

Yeah, yeah, oh my gosh.

But I think bald on top, hair on sides is cute.

Yeah, I agree, we're having that discussion.

M hmm.

I think like people that are balder supposed to be bald, and that's okay.

I think they look better with bald.

No, literally, I am so against.

But also that goes into the thing of like I'm kind of against most cosmetic adjustments because your body is a temple.

But I genuinely am like, dude, if a man is balding, there is a high yield chance, like isn't gonna really change anything, if that makes sense, Like I think there's this delusion of course hair changes a lot, like hair does change your face.

I'd be like, wait, bald is beautiful to Josiah's she.

Yeah, amazing, amazing, amazing.

That was surreal for me that I couldn't tell if.

He was joking.

I don't think he do have the I saw somebody being like, oh my god, Owen can't be their friend if they don't know Josiah.

Bitch.

Let me tell you something.

We don't bring Josiah around the people because Josiah is funny.

He's demondic evil like Josiah.

Genuinely, you can't.

I'm not kidding.

You cannot bring josiahro on new people unless it is a situation where you can chaperone and make sure that like he doesn't completely lie about who he is, where he's from, what he does, how he knows you, how he knows anybody in the room.

He could just straight up say like he snuck into the party and people believe him.

Yeah, people will just like believe him, or he'll say like, I don't know, he'll just lie and be like, oh yeah, and just make up artist.

I've been Andya's makeup artist for like five years.

It was like he was like troll to Emma for like four years, I know, and she would be like, hey, is he like is he being mean to me?

Or like yes, yeah, well that's the issue is but it's it's not being I guess it is.

Yeah, he is just a little like he reminds.

Me a defense mechanism.

It's like it truly is just like an insecurity.

I love him.

I would literally take a bullet.

I would shoot myself for him.

If they were like you have to kill yourself to let Josiah live.

I would kill myself tenfold.

Yeah, I'm like, he's the one that's going to take us up and be like, you know what.

Kill myself double it, give the gun to your fucking I mean, that's what I know.

I know.

You just mean to Josiah very early m.

Hm, and he was probably mean to you well also, okay, with that being said, we don't bring Josia around people, but we do bring Josiah around people sometimes in another evil way when we want to see them interacts.

So that was definitely unironically you met Josie early because we were like, wow, now.

If you can handle if you can handle Josiah early, you can handle us at our best cut that.

Yeah, yeah, Kyle, what were you saying though?

He was he mean to you?

He No, he wasn't, No, he was never mean.

It was just very scary.

It's just like it's like interacting with a dog that has been socialized very well.

Yeah you know, it's like a good dog.

Yeah you know, it's good.

But it's like that's the thing is everyone who, like, everyone who meets Josiah loves him, and the only reason we hear feedback about it is because anyone we introduce him to is like, I really loved him.

I don't like and everybody can kind to tell he's lying, but everyone just lets him go too, because it's like, well I don't know him, maybe he's not lying, but everyone usually comes back.

I remember Jeff was like he told me he like lived in a van for five years and was a manager at a popcorn factor.

And then I was like, Okay, well he was a manager at a popcorn factory, but he's never lived in his car for five years, like so he like, yeah, he like sprinkles in like parts of his life.

Working in a popcorn factory from thirteen to eighteen is crazy.

Pop Gone, Popcorn Planet, Popcorn, Oh my God, I loved Josiah.

I worked at a gas station, served meth heads, cleaned toilets, poopy toilets.

I haven't washed my hand since.

You know those videos of the guys that's that clean the porta potties at Coachella and stuff.

Oh yeah, that looks like a cool job.

Honestly, it looks satisfying.

They like.

But also I saw one where you can't even Like I saw one where this guy like was cleaning a porta potty and he like sprayed all the walls and did all this shit, but used this same rag that he cleaned the urinal in the seat with to wash the handle, and he like rub the handle down on both sides with the urinal napkin.

It's wasn't it was the same same one.

It was, the clip was not cut.

You could watch him clean every surface with.

The same masket before.

And I mean, there really is no realistic way to do this because humans can't even keep like a porna potty decently clean, So there's no world where it would make sense.

But I quite literally think we need to go back to shitting in the ground.

Like I think if there's a.

Public event, I mean it was good for the earth.

No.

Literally, if there's a public event, all acre of the fucking Cotela, allocate an acre.

You might think that's a lot, but for the amount of land out at all, not a lot of big.

Up fucking tunnels and holes and let.

People ship into a fucking in the ground point it'll probably absorb the smell better.

It's not because Okay, now I'm in human shit fumes in a microplastic chamber.

Heat it up by the sun.

It's literally like getting in a mile.

Like what about the bleach.

Every carcinogen you can think of.

There's bleach in there too.

Yeah, it's like, I guess bleach is bad for you.

But also like if if that's the case, then when people argue to not put bleach in your clothing because when you sweat, the bleach would like get your pores.

Also, guys, fun little science experiment.

Go home, if you're at home right now, go grab your can of bleach or your juggle bleach and mix it with vinegar.

Just do it.

What does it do?

Like creates like a bomb, right, Yeah, it makes a gas that like you have to air your house out with or it'll literally like make your lungs burn.

I think it makes mustard gas.

Mustard gas.

Oh my god, I haven't prank called someplace in so long.

I'll never forget when I prank called Supreme.

It was Supreme or Rippindep.

We've talked both.

Yeah, I would just like prank call places that I knew, mainly like men in their twenties would work at and say that I was locked in the bathroom and I think I made mustard gas, and a lot of them honestly would go and check.

They would, Which is I love that?

And can you tell them the time about when you saw your first come over it's crying that thing.

This goes into the bald conversation we were having, and we were talking about how.

Oh yeah, we didn't really finish that thought, but like, bald is beautiful, be bald, You're meant to be bald?

Yes, because I would argue that there are plenty of people on the planet, like there's such a focus on balding and not happening, but we don't talk about how lot of people have hair aren't even good at styling their hair.

So if you're tweaked out because you're like, oh my god, my hair, I.

Don't have any.

If you did have hair, it probably looked like shit anyway, Like, especially if you have been balding for a while, you don't even know how.

To take care of it.

Like, you're fine, you have bigger fish to fry.

Let's let's take that box.

I mean loki.

Yeah, yeah, because I bet you got some unmaintained, nasty ass pubes.

Now, make that make sense?

No, I don't care.

Don't honestly, guys, stop maintaining your pubes.

I'm not even kidding.

It's so cheat to have a big ass bush.

Oh okay, I'm not anti bush, but some of y'all let it get like me, you're gonna let people inside, bitch, I didn't ask to floss, okay.

And like, there's a difference between flossing when it's like no, like flossing like wow, that is have you seen the length of hair that shouldn't be down?

That's what I mean grooming.

Like have you seen the hands free floss picks that you use your tongue?

I leave a comment if you've used it.

I'm thinking about buying it, but I don't want to spend twenty dollars to try it.

What it's like floss that you It's like a chunk of plastic with like a floss on it, and you pop it in your mouth like a gumball, and you're like, like, use your tongue.

Why wouldn't use your hands?

Because you can go for a walk and floss.

You can go for a walk and floss.

But people see it's it's d l it's discreet.

Why are you nervous about someone seeing you flaws?

I guess yeah, like it's a very intimate act.

Well, it depends on the kind of flossing you're getting into, because if you're using like a pick to floss, I don't think that's that like crazy.

I think letting someone see you floss like full floss with like the string, that's crazy.

You know what I realized is how destructive Like those one use floss picks are all of them made of plastic?

Yeah, like I love them though, I'm sorry, I love flossing.

I just love floss of any kind.

Well, I'm I'm very pro single use plastic.

I think we need more.

I think we need more single use plastic, and I think we need more takeout containers.

I disagree that's bad.

Wait, no, but the hardshell ones, not the paper one exactly, not the paper.

One, foam ones, the plastic ones, the ones made out of fossil fuel, like more those please.

I disagree.

I think that's bad.

And I actually use condoms.

I use them over and over and over because I'm trying to like be better for the environment.

Do you think that are good for the environment.

Damn, So you've only had to like use it once once, so you even have you haven't really put this theory to the task.

No, No, I have.

I have to because I I'm so sexually active I have.

Do you see that girl who's on a podcast and she was like, ew, people who use condoms are so like you're a loser.

Literally, I agree.

I stand with her.

Wait, seriously, everyone should have unprotected sex because it's actually probably good for your immune system.

It'll boost you off.

I mean, if everybody gets STDs, it's like.

No one has a pregame baby.

Think about that.

Everybody everybody get STDs, so you don't have to worry about getting STDs and don't get them cured.

She was being dead serious, which is also like I don't really get it because I'm like, what is the.

It's specifically from a girl saying that.

I'm like, why, it's like that back and forth where it's like are you in jail and it's like yeah, what are you gonna do?

Snitch?

And it's like yes, it's like what would you do that for?

Like it's kind of.

Like for what would you do?

Oh my god, that's like literally my favorite Like that has been posted on my meme account five thousand times.

So good.

But that's how I feel because I'm like, girl, it's not even like upping like really your experience and what do you have to gain?

Yeah, what do you have to gain?

Now you're like not only subjecting yourself to what is most likely mid sex, but now you're like taking all the possible cons and upping the stakes.

It's like a weird sort of gambling with like no benefit.

But to me, all gambling is no benefit because I don't fuck with gambling period.

I'm just such a good person that like gambling to me is just like mmmmmm not.

Me, guys.

I'm going to start a new segment today, Drew Philosophy corner.

Okay, okay, laughter is.

The shortest distance between two people.

No, really marinate with that one y'all were laughing, and then y'all were like, wait, let's wait, okay, because.

I'm trying to make sense of.

How laughter is like depression hates a moving target.

He who has a why to live can bear with almost anyhow.

Dude.

Sometimes it feels like I'm like walking by my sister's room.

She's watching Astravino on more.

Oh your stomach, car, that makes sense?

Like that, what was the last one?

He who has a why?

Or she?

He or she who has a why to live bear with almost anyhow.

A why to live?

If you have a purpose, you can figure it out.

But isn't that such a like a dense thing to put on people because like most people, that's what they're struggling with is they haven't found their purpose.

So like that's kind of like if you don't have that purpose yet, then why are you alive?

It's okay to light fire under people's asses to find their purpose.

I'm still discovering my purpose.

I think my purpose is un ironically too hot, and I'm not kidding.

I think my presure purpose is smoke.

My presence is the fucking purpose, baby.

My purpose is to take the one hundred and fifty tramat all pills I bought in Mexico three years ago, all at once.

Let's see what fucking happens.

Let's go there, Let's go there.

Yeah, laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

That one's good too.

Do you really like that because you experience like a very specific potency of intimacy like making someone laugh.

Think about all the oxytocin that's released when we giggle with each other like we could.

And you are laughing giggling by the way, Oh wait what because we're laughing, he's giggling.

I'm in my giggle boots are let's not forget giggle boots.

Dude, Wait what were We were like going back and forth on like a stupid tangent about that, and you said something so bad it like threw it all.

I can't remember.

It was something like, well you kept like throwing back like boots, like something about boots, and you were like, yeah, the boots without the house, and like you said some weird line.

I was like, Okay, who runs the world?

Me?

Me?

Who runs the world?

Like I podcaster everywhere?

Who runs the world?

Podcaster?

I mean slightly.

Not no, but it is terrifying that most people are getting their news and information in general top to bottom.

From theobon.

That's crazy.

Yeah.

From Joe Rogan, he's like blacked out.

Yeah on g LP three.

Okay, the flip flop flated.

It's crazy that now, even with digital footprint, goes to show that, like humans are so stupid and nothing needs anything to most people because the flip flopping of like a Theo Vonn is crazy.

Bitch, you see both sides like Chanel as fuck.

The check is yeah, he's he's bipolitical.

Wait, actually THEO is bisexual.

He's try bye, try.

By, try guy, try by, guys.

I am craving reces right now.

I want more little baby mini cups.

Okay, my teeth are rotting.

I know my teeth have been hurting from how much candy I'm eating.

I just can't stop eating, can't.

I just can't stop.

And what makes it worse is I actually I ironically am obsessed with flossing.

It's my favorite wine down time and.

Shower your shower again tonight?

Yeah?

Should we sit in my bed again?

It's too cold in my room.

I know I love sleeping in my room.

I can't lie, but I've been because I'm so cold at night.

I literally heat myself off.

Like a fucking lean cuisine meal my like de fraud.

Know.

Also the way like you fell asleep last night, like you were under the covers and then seconds before you fell asleep, you ripped them all off and you were like but as naked, like sprawled out in bed, like literally glistening from sweat.

You warmed yourself up.

Yeah, yeah, because I like to be really warm as I fall asleep, but then, as you know, I'm a sweaty girl, so I have to like get it all off.

Yeah.

When I woke up this morning, I was burning alive because now that I have my shoulder heating pad, I put that on my shoulders and then I put a heated blanket on top of all my other blankets.

So I really do cook myself.

The other night, I was thinking about how.

Like those ovaries are done.

For baby fucking I don't give a shit fuck.

I don't like, should we just freeze our eggs?

I actually think I.

Probably should because I'm like twenty seven.

I definitely should because I think it's like twenty six is when it's like that's like your prime.

I'll never forget the girl who had her period in fourth grade, Morgan.

I'll never really close to her, and I was so jealous.

I was so jealous.

I was so jealous.

I was like, fuck, you're gonna get tis that fucking early, you bitch.

And I was mad close with her.

I loved her so much.

But me and all my friends I remember closer.

I remember what she told us because it was I think Morgan was in my little group.

It was like Me, Doreen, Marlee, and was Morgan in it.

Like it was like this group of me and like three other girls who were all really close all through elementary and fourth grade in YMCA.

We went her after school and she was like, guys, I had my period and all were.

Like, no, you did not, Like we were like, what the fuck did she lie?

Could she?

She didn't lie, She wasn't.

Oh she had the proof because we were like no.

And then she was like, guys, look I am so I mean, there's.

This in my bag and it was pads and we were like, fuck, we're so tells had a ziper in my bag.

There's a similar experience with boys.

And if it's about fucking coming, that's disgusting, Like that's disgusting.

I will never forget, forget, and I'll never forget the first day I made boba.

Oh.

I was just saying, like, I will never forget the first day that one of my peers busted, and then they came to school and it was it.

Honestly, that event in my life is so dark.

And then the when people started like having sex in middle school, that also shattered my reality because I was like, no, you're doing this.

Yeah, I literally my school was fucked it.

Like I knew kids in like third grade who had already had sex, and in fourth grade there were kids who were like promiscuous as shit, which is really sad to think about, but I mean.

Fuck, I really was scared.

But everyone around me was so like overly active, which again, if I think about too much, it'll actually send me into a spiral.

But because of that going into high school, I think I said this before, I literally will never forget the summer going into high school, like I was like obviously thirteen turning fourteen, I was under the impression that I had to have sex the next year.

Like I for some reason thought like, yeah, there was like this idea actually like.

An imaginary pressure for like high schoolers.

Yeah, like, oh my.

God, everyone's gonna try to fuck me.

I'm so scared, like fuck, And that didn't happen.

Actually, nobody gave a fuck about me, which was lit as a fuck like on Ironically, I loved high school because I genuinely just didn't see.

Someone tried to initiate a threesome with me recently.

Oh in high school, see like you you're up to freaky ass business, bitch.

You don't have fucking like Club Penguin to log into.

You don't have anything any extracurricular If you were in high school and already seeking the thrill of a threesome.

One, your parents are going to jail.

Two.

I would love to sit down and have a lunch with you, so you could sit with an adult who can tell you to not do that because you are a baby.

That's crazy.

How old are you probably?

I mean sixteen.

That's so crazy, bro.

And they proceeded to have sex and bed next to me.

Mormons, No huh.

Oh my god.

The other night I had such a good night.

I was home alone, and I took a shower and then a bath, and then I got in my like pajamas that were actually it was I just felt like a Mormon, and then I watched Mormon Housewives and I was like the happiest I've ever been in my life, and I need to show you the way I love.

Oh yeah, you show me that, Like I'm literally should we do media?

Thank yeah?

My media is memorizing by DJ Delacroix Ox, said winther Dad.

In twenty seven, a Pitchfield Street bass victim, also Oriyan showed me I Could Die for You by Red Hot Chili Peppers.

That song's major, and then like the last minute of I Want to Be Adoored is potentially the greatest song ever made by the Stone Roses.

Also got spurs go my winby Beat the Titan OKC, and it was awesome to see.

I watched the game with you was awesome.

Yeah, oh wait, yeah, and you watched MAVs versus Jazz last night with me Cooper flag drop forty two and then fumbled that yeah, oh my god, it's so sexy to hear you talk about basketball.

Like I'm not even kidding.

I just got like a boner if anybody I love talks about basketball and makes me like so bisexual.

Drew was fear bongering me about my fight back to Miami, and he was like he was talking about Oh.

We were laying in bed, and I was talking about how I always have my hands in my pants when I go to bed.

I just like always do that, And I was like, sometimes when I'm on a plane, I get really scared that, like when I turn, if somebody walks by, they're gonna see my hands in my pants and be like this fucking pervert.

And then Drew was like, that's not that crazy because, like.

Think about it, guys have to fall asleep on the plane all the time, and most of the times if they fall asleep and enter ra em, they'll wake up with a boner.

So next time you're sitting next to a guy, just look over if he sleeps, cause he's probably gonna have a boner, which is the scariest threat other than like Osama bin Laden being in the aisle next to me.

He like, oh my god, oh my god.

I should have to wear like fucking like like the metal like like a woman's You guys should have to wear a woman's chastity belt so it's all locked up.

And that is not a throat to general public, because that's fucked up.

And I don't care.

If it's just your body and it's natural that it does, that not natural to me.

Keep it to your fuck itself.

Okay, my media, I just had to get that out.

My media is finessed by Bruno Mars, and I'm not kidding.

I love twenty four Carrot Magic by Bruno Mars.

Guys, I'm so sweaty that I like stink.

I stink in the winter.

Hello, that's honestly it.

I don't really have any other media.

Oh, I've rewatched the Muppets.

What is it called?

Oh my god, the one where Miss Piggy is lying.

It's like one of the first Muppet movies.

Is it the first Muppet movie?

It's the the Carol Caper, the Caper, whatever the fuck it is.

I've just been rewatching all the Muppets movies.

That's what I've been doing.

Bye Bye,