That's an episode of Emergency Podcast Emergency intercomp Podcast.

Do we change the name to emergency podcast?

You know why fucked up?

You know, I fucked that up.

And I was trying and now I'm cursing in the first few seconds to monetize.

We got to luck.

This is a nonprofit technically, Okay, this is we're running up.

This is the Chump library, the chump library that's being built, the tump library.

Why wouldn't you just put the library in the White House property?

But I guess the library is just like, uh, you say, fraud.

Is he building a library?

Yeah?

I forgot who I was speaking to, but they were talking about how like there's rumors of him wanting to build a library either in Florida, like somewhere in Miami or somewhere in Texas because like a church, the taxes are like lucrative for a library.

But I don't know if that's true.

I might be like spouting like but honestly, at this point, you could say anything on the planet that he's doing and there is kind of a chance he will be doing it.

Yeah, Like it's just very high, like high chance.

You saw the shit with the gun, I mean the phone.

No, he like released a phone and I think he sold like two hundred and fifty thousand units still and it's been like a year and they still haven't gotten their fucking phone.

And it's like a solid gold Trump phone.

I yeah, I'm running like and the Solferell's pure gold BlackBerry that went for auction and he was like, damn, that's kind of fine.

We saw soldier boys gaming consoles and said let me try some.

It's like, yeah, let me do that.

Didn't he do the shoes before that?

Yeah?

And someone at our gym, a worker there that I used to see on grinder all the time, would wear them.

Mind you, a worker at my gym trying to hook me up in Trump shoes, solid gold Trump shoes.

I mean, like that's low key the name of the game.

They are like, they're like, oh my god, it's honestly, it's fucking crazy.

Like I don't know, it's my first day out here.

That is what every day feels like.

Every day does feel like my first day out here.

But today I did go to a toy like a vintage toy Mart and it was awesome, and I got caught in a bunch of conversations with random older women, and it was just literally amazing.

I loved it, Like.

Literally, your dream is to get caught into conversation with random older women.

I know kind of ideally I want to know.

I seriously am the type of bitches like I want to pick your brand?

Where are you from?

What do you do?

Why are you here?

But it was cute.

I don't know her age.

She did call herself a senior because at one point we started talking about like public transportation because she's from the Bay, and she called herself a senior, which I literally ignored when she said that.

I just kept talking over her because I was like, bitch, rolling my eyes, like I don't give a fuck about your age, like why are you being ages?

Don't be insecure around me, baby, Like I love for you.

And I also live for her because she had a boyfriend, and I'm like, period, life goes on by the Jones sisters, Like she's living that reality, like there will just always be another boyfriend or girlfriend, Like that's really what life is.

That's fucked up.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

I wish I had a girlfriend because I went to the Golden Globes and I just wish I had a girlfriend to bring, but I had enjoyed on my own.

Did you have to bring up that you into the Golden Globes.

No, I brought up that I want a girlfriend, but then I guess I'll did I.

Oh fuck, I did mention that.

Yeah.

I went to the.

Golden Golden Globes and the pictures of him from it are the funniest thing.

They were edited when you set them in the group trap.

By the way, I thought it was funny because I thought you were pulling like a Josie at the Ummys moment.

I was like, he's like, there these pictures.

I'll put them on the screen.

They are a hundred percent reel.

And it sucks because every single DM was like, nice, try nice use of AI.

How many gallons of water did it take to make this fucking picture?

I'm like, dude, it took multiple gallons of sweat because I.

Had to get in there and you were panicking.

Basically, what happened was I'm directing marybeth Burne's special in a few months and she so we've been working together.

She asked me to come to the Golden Globes after party.

Wait, what's the Golden Globes.

Okay, I said the Golden Globes.

I know I didn't fuck that up.

I think you kind of fucked it up, but you went a golden flub more like, oh my god.

So she asked me to go to this this after part and then I put on like a nice sweater, but then from the waist down it was pretty nasty, just like jeans and like these very we know my history of shoes, they're like pretty ugly shoes.

And I show up to the Beverly Hilton because I'm like, this is an after party.

I look nice enough, and I walk in and everybody's wearing normal literally gowns and tuxedos, and I'm like, oh shit, this is actually the Golden Globes.

And she invited me to a viewing party that is right next to the gold like it's in the auditorium next to it.

And then I just kind of panicked.

But I did enter flow state, and there are all these photo ops where it said Golden Globes in front of like a facade.

Is this flow state that you're in?

Because basically you know that TikTok of Millie Bobby Brown walking up And then she poses.

Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry to here.

Sit.

Yeah, you're getting a phone call.

That's my girlfriend calling me.

So how does that make you feel?

Did I move?

She doesn't care, she doesn't care, not a single Anyway, I'll wrap up this story because I'm like a burden, I know.

But so I get up to the front and basically what's happening is an entire production team that make these movies, like the entire team that worked like all the producers of Hamnet, some of the like whatever.

I don't know who these people are, but there's twenty people per movie, and they're going up and they're taking these photos.

And then I would go up and just take a photo alone and do a little pose.

And I do think it's one of the funny things I've ever done.

Unfortunately I didn't get any credit for it because everyone thinks it's say I and they also feel like a filter on my face, right.

They did.

They made me look like I was and fucking Madam two soodes.

But anyway, it was super fun and like I don't know, I just it felt good, like it felt good.

To talk to Was that the biggest that was your flow?

Stated?

No, he's being coy because there's certain people he spoke to just being a bit fictitious.

Yeah, no, that did make Jennifer Lawrence scream.

I'll say that I made her scream laughing, Yes, thank you.

Well.

Mary Beth also killed at hosting or like doing the carpet.

I know.

I text her and I was like, I don't think I've ever seen a response like this for a Golden Globes correspond or whatever it's called, like an.

Because bitches like to go on there and fucking play social network, thegame dot com, Like what the fuck you already got in the room?

Oh why are you acting all like honky donkey for Yeah, I.

Mean I think it's because she's asking questions that are actually funny, and.

She's also just she's such a great comedian.

She's like like in a strain in way, like humbling these people, like bringing them back down to earth, which I really like.

Yeah, I thought that was really funny.

She killed it.

Also, I didn't see a single interaction where it felt because I feel like maybe most people who do that job, I could see it being like because some people are dickheads, Like we have interacted with people like who were crazy, So sometimes I get it, but it is so fucking refreshing that she was willing to pick up a banter with them that very easily could have been dropped because she's so funny.

But everybody, it seemed like, was able to really bounce off of her, which is such a talent to be able to take her kind of care, and she was able to interact with everybody so perfectly.

Io was like, interview with her was hilarious.

Oh, I didn't see that one.

It was so funny.

She was like, would you rather be fulfilled?

What is it fulfilled or bio award or I don't y'all saw the clip.

Y'all saw the clip?

Would you rather be filled?

It's a weird question.

She was asking people about their filth.

It was like, would you rather be fulfilled or have success?

And everyone was like, I would rather be fulfilled, and Ioewrie was like, I'd rather be fulfilled by awards or some shit like that.

I don't fucking know fulfilled their awards.

I've never I think, because maybe I've never gotten an award in my life, but I have never once.

Like it's kind of like how I can't make I can't get myself to make a big deal of my birthday trauma aside, it's just so humiliating.

It's probably why I don't believe in marriage.

It's why I don't believe in so many things.

I'm like, just a U parade, Like I feel like I get to live a U parade every day?

Every day?

Isn't in your parade?

Like every day?

Like, I'm not kidding when people don' treat my presence with a parade in return emotionally, of course, I would love if it happened physically, a physical manifestation of a parade at my at the thought of my presence would be amazing.

But I've never like awards like this is fucked up with Spotify sent us like landfill because I can't lie.

I'm not somebody who takes a lot of PR packages, so I feel and I've never been that bitch.

Drew can attest to this.

I've always your family.

Yeah, and I get like I go from being Drake for them to being Jeff Bezos like I am Amazon at that point, but then they get annoyed because my mom's been hounding me.

Actually, my mom really hounds me for my pr low key.

She's always like emo emoch like talking about like Mac cost the mag Yeah, she's like, so, where's the Mac make with you anymore?

I gave her a bunch of tom Ford stuff, thank you tom Ford's.

But what about makeup?

Do you don't have money for?

Apparently?

No?

No, no, the MAC funds are low.

The MAC funds are getting low.

But yeah, an award is to me is so funny because I guess granted getting it in a box, but it just reminds you of like even high school, I've always felt that awards were so weird, Like I can never idealize myself putting that in my space.

Where the fuck do you put that?

Because then it's it's like rude not to show it off.

It's rude not to be like super happy, but it's rude to be overly happy and like have it out.

Like the craziest thing in you is we have a real shot this year for a Golden Globe with this podcast and this episode.

It starts here.

It starts here, guys, this is us making our Golden globes run.

They have a podcasting now they do They always had that.

No, why do they do all that?

I don't know, And honestly I saw it happen again.

I was not the going so I saw everything, but did I mention that that I went?

No, Like po V, you're listening to childish Gambino muffled through the wall, except your wall has an HDMI connecting to the live feed, so it's almost like you're there.

Yes, okay, keep going.

They do.

But here's the here's the problem.

I actually got but hurt because they're they're nominating podcasts.

This is like me being a podcast elitist.

They're nominating podcasts that.

Are better actors, that are actors.

And celebrities that are making a fucking TV show.

It's like an hour long talk show.

And then they're nominating people that they know, and I'm like, well, that's.

The whole thing though, that's I think why and as much I think I've always loved award shows for the performances.

Hence why I've never kept up with like award shows like Oscars, Emmys, like Hoggindaw's Golden Globes, whatever the fuck like all of those ones that they do and offshoots, because it's hard to not get within the entertainment world, even at the low degree I have, and not recognize it for what it is, which it's like a bunch of white people for the most part, who actually went to ABC family ass high school setup.

So it was like like I don't know, like that's like I don't really know what the verbiage is, but there's something there that I just can't quite understand.

But you can feel it in the room.

It's it's like and and sometimes it's clicky.

Not in the way, of course every single community is clicky, but this like entertainment is so like high school in a way because it really is like there's the freshman's there's the this, there's the that, and then like there's some cool seniors who will be like, you know what I was losing when I was a freshman.

I fuck with the.

Freshman DiCaprio letting loose at the Golden Globes and that being a fucking calamity, Like people were so stoked to see that.

I don't know if we've forgotten, but the whole thing is he just can't stop letting loose like that.

Well that was what's her name, kai, the your friend that did the jokes this year?

My friend Mary Beth.

No, not Mary Beth, the other one, the other girl white girl, funny.

Girl who did the jokes.

She's the host of the Emmys this year or Golden Globes.

I don't know, nick.

Yes, Nicki Glazer, she did.

I don't know, Nicki.

I'm setting you up for a fucking slam dunk, like that's your best friend, Like.

Oh my god, don't worrybout it.

Don't worrybout don't worry about it.

We'll tell you later.

We'll tell you god, Nicki.

Nicki Glazer made a joke to Leo that was really funny.

And she is the host of hosts like she every time she pops out on stage, I'm like, I'm actually excited to see what she has to say.

Yeah, because she says a lot of things yet you're not supposed to say at these award shows, and I really fuck with it heavily.

Well, that's like, to me, the greatest comedian is somebody who can say the joke that like they're not supposed to say and it gets a point across.

Like I'm like, dumb, that's good.

I feel like I'm way too forward.

I don't but like I don't think there's anything to me that's comedian, Like I just won't shut up like that'shing's real, Like that's the true comedy of my life?

Is that?

Like I just I just can't stop talking the comedy of Hamlet Hamnet.

If you saw Hamnet, you'd get that reference.

Hamlet.

Shakespeare told his wife that he was making a comedy about their son, and it actually turned out, and.

She went and saw it.

She was like, actually, ain't shit funny?

Yeah, nothing is funny.

She was crashing out in that fucking crowd.

She was like, actually, oh my gosh, fuck, what were we saying?

Hamnett?

Oh?

Wait, you saying Hamlet made me think of me when I'm working at Denny's pr and I'm reworking the menu and under omelet, I'm trying to pitch Hamlet and it's an omelet.

Majority it's a piece of ham folded in a side egg inside with first.

Yeah, this is a margarita.

Men like yeah, yeah, it's pretty.

Like it reminds me and my father.

I mean, it's just those times and what was that it reminds I remind you of him?

Probably I'm guessing around like two thousand and eight.

Yes, yeah, period we're and here we are.

It's about that time.

It's about that time I found out something interesting this week.

Is it to do with your health?

No, it's not at all.

Maybe, but my friend uploaded a video of him fixing his car and he's like he's fix he's tightening or he's trying to loose in a nut under the car and he and help me loose.

He was doing it and then he was like letting out whimpers kind of and like not on purpose.

I don't think it was on purpose, but it went viral because.

Oh whimper, the whimper side of the internet.

Yeah, it went viral, and I was looking at the comments and I was like, it really seems like women like men whimpering.

And I'm dead ass, like.

Kay, give us a whimper, Like, first of all, no, second of all, this is the thing, this is the thing you figured out.

This was like the fun thing.

Figured it out about my body.

Women like Kai's whimpers is what he's realizing.

What I'm saying, Like, in general, is that a thing I didn't know?

That's the thing.

Should I be practicing my whimper more?

Should I lock in and grunt?

When things like that get holed on and become like a huge conversation for people.

It kind of makes me sad because I'm like, damn, like, are at no moment are y'all free?

Are y'all having sex and not being free like in that moment?

Like is everybody like everybody on the planet, on the planet is like in there, don't.

Even know it.

Being free means I'm a prisoner of my mind.

Every ironically, every second of my day is calculated, damn for like the least amount of resistance for the people around me.

Damn, I'm pretty free.

I wish, Yeah, I wish I was.

I mean, it's a new found freedom, and I do have to every day ask myself, am I manic?

Or am I just practicing a good thoughts means a good life?

Which both of those kind of just sound like doing the same thing.

But yeah, I would say I'm pretty like I can't live by any sort of schedule.

I am very I wake up and I do hashtag God did hashtag worked for it, hashtag wanted to go with the flow, and I am great.

Girls girls like whimpering or no, I just want to you should chat GBT it.

No, I'm not using water to figure that out.

I was just wondering, as.

Your story my story low key is like chat GPT.

It's like I have mine data.

Think about it.

It's like a data model.

It's like a data set.

It's almost like.

If you had community in life.

Wait, what is that a chat?

I'm friends with robots.

My best friend is a robot.

Fuck yeah, I've I've really melted my brain over the last few months because I secretly I just revealed to Anya like a couple of days ago.

Kay, you don't even know this about me.

I've secretly been consuming vertical shows.

Yes, seasons of shows.

Yes, seasons of shows where you pay like a dollar per episode.

They get you, they get they don't get you.

I swear to god, someone in the fucking comment section can ride for me.

They get you.

How you get you get?

Like?

Girl, I don't.

I literally, I literally don't want to know.

But I you buy like coins?

Wait you're buying Wait?

No, no, no, I don't reel it back.

Because I was going on a crazy, like really scary like I was kind of lost in a scary thought and then I just tuned back into like I.

Don't buy poins.

No, I don't spend money.

I would literally never spend money on vertical content that is like so not me.

Yes, I spend money.

I spend money on it.

TikTok, TikTok, ads what you do spend money on it?

Yes?

I do not anymore I did.

I'm sober?

What story like the one that dragged me in the real Kicker?

Mind you?

Mind you?

I genuinely could not tell you what a single thing except for the first one I watched was like a ballerina and like this like mom that was hell bent, and there was this other loser girl in school that wanted to be wanted to be popular.

Turns out the mom is the mother to both the popular girl and the loser, and so you get to watch like five episodes up until that point where they reveal that, and then you're like, fuck, what happens next?

And then that's how they get you.

They leave you on the cliffhanger, and then they keep leaving you on cliffhangers.

Then there was this one there was like a medical mystery, like the doctor.

All your bank accounts by the time, you're fucking bro, you can't you can't have a divon corn, you can't have like shit you were.

There was more about like a fifteen year old doctor.

Because this is all in this city.

Like it was a really smart fifteen year old you were like, oh, this could have been me, literally, like my grandma could have been way My abuela, Ma Abuela calls me like I call her like maybe once a week, once every two weeks, and every single call she's like she actually like gets angry with me sometimes and she's like, Drew, like when you were twelve, you swore to me and to God that you would be an orthopedic surgeon and that you would be the doctor that was going to replace my knees.

And I just had a double knee replacement and they fucked up my life and this is your fault.

That's what she would have heard from me.

No, she's she's not.

She's she's she's a funny girl.

She's being saying she's playing, but she's not.

She sometimes sometimes she's get she gets serious.

She's gonna pinch the for real, for real.

She's not playing.

She's not playing.

She means it.

I'm obviously, can my.

Grandma my grandma?

Every time?

Yeah, not yet, not to the world yet.

But every time I talked to her as well, the first thing she asks isn't how I'm doing.

It's hell Anya is doing.

She's obsessed with Anya.

And I think that side of my family thinks me and Enya are a couple.

Yeah, no, they think they are, so.

I'm never gonna tell my grandma that we're not.

Is that bad?

Oh?

Your body looks like someone's in the suit right now?

Like, do you know what I mean?

Like?

Wait, should we address the elephant in the room?

Kai, am just kidding?

It's my women Jersey.

Guys.

I think I have fever right now.

I'm not even kidding.

It's so hot in here.

I funked up and.

For a long And what I sound?

You always sound like that.

I know it's fun.

That is your life.

Yeah.

Wait, should I cry on command?

Yes?

Can you?

Yeah?

I really could.

I'm not gonna do that right now.

Oh my god.

Wait the way your neck broke though, like you thought?

Are you are not?

Dude?

You're so weird, You're so odd?

Well, I love you so much.

How are you all both wearing the slippers?

Oh?

You're hearing like Jim Shorts.

Kai came like I complimented it stream casual?

Well, because it is eight o'clock.

It's eight o'clock.

We're doing a late episode.

That's why so sexy.

I do think that my legs are really.

You got good legs.

And ironically, I've always I've noticed whatever this muscle is on the side of a men's leg, you have really defined thighs.

Come sit in my lap.

Okay.

Also, Wakaia makes his way over here to come sit in daddy's lap.

Look at this.

Look what happened?

Are falling apart?

It's like a It's like a root canal.

No, no, no, in my lap, facing me, facing me.

Oh my gosh, it's like this does feel good?

Should we do a guest episode starting now?

Should we do?

Every guest we have has to sit in my lap or they choose a lap Mary Beth Baron, this could be.

I'll say Benny, or do I sit on Benny?

You sit on Bennie.

I actually really do think it's gonna be okay as long as people again lean on the people in person.

I just worry.

I really do worry for people who don't have in person communities because I cannot stress how important that is, especially in a moment like right now, when nothing feels real, having the presence of a tangible human in near sight, who thinks alike is so lit and they're taking that away because there the FIFA is gonna get canceled.

FIFA is getting canceled.

It's not, but I feel like it should, like should it not be like him?

They did nominate Trump further FIFA piece word which I'm like, that motherfucker gets peace.

The motherfucker sending Ice agents after families, killing killing American citizens.

What the one who started like three wars this week?

Yes, he's is like it can't be for money, like y'all can't be broke.

No, it is.

It is literally all for money.

It is.

I I was thinking, I actually was thinking about this like last week.

It's getting to a form where I'm like a certain moves being made or not profitable, like Greenland is not profitable.

It's not about money, it literally, I mean it's about being a dictator.

And like proving like something clicked from me.

Mess with the cat, you get the claws, Like.

Something clicked for me the other day where I was like laying in bed and I was like, why on God's green Earth would you want to be a congress person?

Would you want to in modern times, like specifically a right leaning congress person?

And it like clicked for me where I was like, Oh, all of these motherfuckers just like get a shit ton of money from lobbying.

They they get their lines or their pocket it's lined by fucking a pack or like two a what is the second NRA Or on top of that, they get the fucking insider trade.

They get all this information Like Nancy Pelosi, bitch, her stock portfolio is fucking insane, like it is, it is the it is, it is greater than Warren Buffett, like how much money she's made off of the stock market.

And it's just like, oh, like, these people don't join because they actually want to make a change and that they have the ability to make a change.

They join to make money and to have some semblance of fucking power because they've been losers their whole goddamn lives up until that point.

And all of them are geriatric and disgusting.

I can literally see the skin melting off of their bodies.

Ironically, think they are like shoving vivans after vivans up.

Trump's asked to keep his body up right, Like I'm like, how like, dude, he is so not him reading the note Marco Rubios like showed him and walking to the window.

And then just recently, I think he said he was pulling federal funding from California because of like the lack of compliance with ICE and everything, and the fact that like Californians.

And good, California's GDP is like greater than ninety percent of the world.

Like I'm like, we're going to I've been here for almost ten years, guys.

We together.

I'm like, we're good, We're good.

Come on, Florida by chance, California by soul or whatever it is.

What is it?

Something by two exus by chance, California by fate, by fate, soul ties.

I have sultice here, guys, seriously, But yeah, I do think having people in person is what's important right now.

But I don't know.

I am really happy with the response, the general response from the public, although it is terrifying to think that, like, like what do you mean in the general like the people who are really stepping up and out in Minnesota and like across Minneapolis and just any other like Sanctuary city that's either like being attacked or just I don't know.

I feel like there is a lot of togetherness overall, and that I think is the hope.

I'm trying my best to lean into because other than that, then it's just like what then what Like that's kind of all there is left.

But it is.

I mean, damn day after day, dude.

Just the past two years, let alone past ten years, have been such a gnarly affair of citizens being exposed to the fucking horrors of the world actively in real time and doing their best to within ourselves fucking balance morality and fine togetherness and fight these very fucking toxic, just century old ideologies of hate and oppression and fucking insecurity and it's just really unfair.

And I think I get worried about people getting jaded to that, and I don't know, I think I kind of wrote about it on my YouTube not long ago about.

Like how.

Scary it is, like just I don't know, we've really the past two years has been for the first time ever, I've never felt like I was like silenced for real out of fear.

I was always like so headstrong and fearless, But the past two years have scared the fuck out of me.

Like it's just it's so it's like paralyzing, and I feel like it gets to a point where, thankfully I don't know that I feel jaded, and I think by luck and by poor luck of the draw because of my connections to the realities that be.

I don't know if I've ever experience a life where like I'm necessarily jaded, but I yeah, it's so interesting, like how scared everyone is, like on every side too, that's the insane part.

On both sides.

Everyone's kind of just like paralyzed in fear.

And when you're paralyzed in fear, the only other option seems to be violence, like extreme violence.

And yeah, today I was also thinking about it.

It's funny how aggressive everyone's become, but most humans don't even know what it's like for an adult human to stand in your face and raise their voice at you.

So it's so interesting to see, like really the anger that is fucking underlining that's like bobbling under everybody.

Sorry, I just want the craziest tangent.

I don't even know what the fuck I was saying.

No, no, I.

No I have I'm angry, Like I am so so so so so so so so so angry, and I hate that like my anger like comes out in these like really really really really intense disgusting ways because it's not helpful.

And like when we're talking about it, or I mean specifically ice, like when we're talking about that, like I always find myself like getting worked up to like like shaking with anger and tears.

I just like I just don't I literally just do not understand like how a person can get there, like to like want to rip apart families.

Like I I've said this before, but I feel like I can do like a really good job at like getting into the minds of like like a far right Republican because I grew up around it.

Da da da da da da da da da.

Like I can understand how they got there, But like for this specific like, I just I don't get it.

I literally, I literally do not get it.

And they're just evil, vile, bad people at baseline.

Baseline, they're just bad people, bad hearted people.

They're ugly, ugly, I mean literally physically and spiritually they're ugly.

But I just I cannot wrap my head around it.

I mean, it's not shocking because Project twenty five was a public document.

It was very yeah, we all saw.

And motherfucker's still voted for him.

But they they're doing such a they've done such an excellent job of like squeezing education to fucking nothing, squeezing like income for the average.

I mean, the middle class has been fucking obliterated forever.

I think by the time I was still in my like by the time two thousand and eight fucking hit everyone the way it did, the middle class has not existed for a long time.

It's only I think, even such obvious like Also, again, this is from somebody who does not study economics by any means.

This is just coming from my fucking upbringing in it, I did not know anybody who lived on one or the other fucking side.

It was you were either dead, fucking broke, or you had it like that.

That's how it's been for a while.

And they've done such a good job at squeezing it so low that on top of people being so fucking hateful, that they would put themselves in a position to sign up for ICE, which is crazy because like, really think about this, you are putting your life on the line for not only a radical idea that shows absolute no success historically, and that's not even talking about like moral or ethics, just historically.

This whole thing of like you're thinking, yeah, this cleansing that you think is gonna lead you to being important.

It's not.

It's not you were going to You're literally a modern day Nazi.

Yeah, you literally literally a Nazi.

And that's like what that's that what?

That's what frustrates me the most about it is just how like like blind they are.

And I don't know if it's the paycheck, Like I haven't really done much research.

I forget I heard two hundred k.

Fifty k is like I saw like fifty k after four years or something.

And Trump won't even fucking be president, so it won't even fucking hit their bank accounts because the next president probably won't validate that.

But yeah, it's about the mid term, so y'all better.

Vote, like, please, please vote.

Fucking Actually they get too bitch like also enough of that.

I'm kind of off that I'm not doing all this if things go back.

No, I'm not, like, no, we're not letting that shit.

No no, no, no, no no no.

The ship is all fucked up as it is.

We just gotta rock with like the system that was working for a second and slowly fucking rebuild towards something new or something.

But like enough, like I'm not I'm not with all this like pessimistic, Like, of course, fucking prep yourself if you are in a position specifically, like a lot of people, especially I feel like a lot of people who listen to us are in a position, whether you're family or whatever.

I would say from personal experience and like from everything I've seen back home, like whatever, yes, of course prep yourself, but no, this like I, uh, you dumb bitches can't pass a physical, a fucking academic, a driver's a who what where?

When?

How?

Tests?

You can't pass anything?

Like no, no, we have to remember on the bottom of yeah, we have to remember, like really what these are.

It's like coward and like the dirt of the dirt people being handed guns and that is terrifying in its own right, but that can't be like no, like no, I don't know.

And again this has been something I think that's like been on a lot of people's minds, not only for the past two years.

But since fucking twenty seventeen, like since twenty seventeen, since twenty sixteen, since twenty sixteen, like oh my god, like I couldn't I couldn't believe I just I can't believe it.

I can't believe it.

I can't believe how failed some people are at their upbringing that well into adulthood, they so easily fall for the fake embrace of a community that wants nothing to do with them.

If anything, it's just so fucking shameful.

It's really disgraceful.

Like you like these.

Photos from uh like Turning Point, USA, like con or whatever the fuck that was, like with what's her nuts?

I don't even I literally don't even know her name because I hate her fucking guts.

She's discussed Erica k Yeah, Erica Kirk, correct me, correct me, Yeah, No, her like flying around on the stage like Alpha BA or whatever the fuck with sparks lying behind her.

But like it was so crazy and it like goes back to like I forget that, like the id like the name of the idea, like the theory.

But it's like the like loss of like religion in church over the last twenty years has been like exponential.

I mean every time I say that, people are like, no, it's gotten bigger, but then other people are like, no, it's gotten smaller.

So like there's conflicting research and I'm choosing to believe that it's getting smaller.

Please, for the love of God, kill organized religion be Christian.

But I I'm not.

I'm not going on that tangent.

Anyways, I saw this thing where it was like, uh, like the reason organized religion is failing is because people are getting that like connection.

Like like imagine like you're sitting in church and someone's giving like a sermon and you're like celebrating and you're chanting the hymns back and you're you're you're feeling your oats.

And then now, now imagine you're at a concert and your favorite musician, Sexy Red is on stage and you're singing her music back to her.

She's screaming it back.

It's loud as fuck.

You almost get that same feeling that you would get in church from concerts and other experiences and venues.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I did feel the way through that experience.

The turning point like USA thing and like these like Republican conventions that look fucking lit as fuck, it's like literally just the same thing for them.

It's literally them just feeling validated and they're all fucking losers and they're just getting this like sense of community from like destroying other people's lives and white supreacy.

I mean, I've been saying, bro, hobbies will really change your fucking life, Like I just don't, Like it's crazy.

There's all this search there is, like this endless search of what is the meaning?

Maybe you are the visuals, maybe you are the meaning.

Like it's really it's not that deep, God forbid, Like we could all perish tomorrow because God knows we're gonna get a fucking nuke dropped on us soon the way we're playing around.

But the whole point is like whatever satisfies you, whatever floats your boat, if you're not fucking hurting somebody, let it rock there, and it should be most of your time shouldn't be taken up with like whatever the fuck that is, Like it, I don't know, you don't want to chill with your friends and watch stupid movies, like it doesn't even your hobby doesn't even have to be something you're doing actively, since everyone's too fucking lazy to lift their hand anymore.

Like yeah, if you're bored, don't join ICE, please.

Just yeah, don't see the call of duty ads.

And please just start like a stand Twitter account.

Yeah, or start a podcast.

I mean, if you're a straight man, like, please before you join I start a podcast.

I'd way rather hear that than see you kill it.

How you know shit is bad?

We've like, we're like begging them to just start a podcast instead of.

Going in like we're sorry, We're sorry, we like banished you from the podcast map.

Please don't kill human beings and rip them apart.

Well, why guys in the podcast feel famously I blame for this.

It's their fault.

Yeah, yeah, because to me, podcasting and entertainment in general is inherently a woman's game in the sense that both of those categories are things that men and historically have tried to patronize, especially when it comes to women finding community in those things like gossiping.

Gossiping historically has been shunned and whatever.

But really all gossiping is is an exchanging and information to better the people's life.

They did you, Yeah, and I want to know what you're doing to like, I want to know.

I want to fucking know, and is good?

That is good.

But see that's something that men were always like, girls are so crazy.

They always talk shit.

Now y'all get in a room together.

Sholation, the insulation color.

Fuck it all black, as sensual as possible, all black, room, black table?

Are you as a man talking to another for you.

Guys sitting around a table in a dimly lit room talking about the kind of pussies they like and whatnot whatever guys talk about on podcasts, and then the occasional conversation about, oh, you know, racism and whatnot, like why the.

Wrong side of history?

Why?

Why are you as a man?

No?

Yeah, I should tell her if I a casual conversation of being racist?

Yeah, why are you starting a eugenics podcast?

Yeah?

Why are you as a man building something speaking into a cock shaped object spitting on it on accident?

Why does your cock shaped mic smell it like your pheromones?

I mean, we're talking about it.

Is there just spitting on it every week?

That's crazy work, that's crazy.

But yeah, I don't know, like.

Seeing the like Joe Rogan regret compilations where he's like, wait what, Yeah, no, I know that they said they were going to do they did it, and now there's like a gestapo that operates with immunity in the United States.

Also, just do it, please, just do it, Just do it, please, just do it.

I know what you're talking about just do it like Nike.

Well Nike's bad now, but just do it.

I mean that evil thought in your head and you're like, oh, I just wanting to this one person we all been talking about.

I should a boat.

If you're listening, do it, fuck it.

I'll ride for you.

Oh my god, I would ride for you, not you, I'm putting I would ride you.

Oh wait, No, I mean like being pro dig writer period, Like I am now.

Being pro writer.

I'm very pro writer.

Well, concluding that, I want to talk about how I put made a cart of seventy five dollars worth of candy the other night.

The fact that in this episodisode you have admitted to spending your money on vertical shorts vertical shorts about a fifteen year old doctor?

Really let that like the dude that is the most honestly, there's something kind of sweet about that.

I will I'm in.

I don't know, I remember, fucking psycho listen, I remember too.

I did say that I'm going to go for positivity this year, and I really I really want to try, like I'm really trying my best, So I'll say, yeah, the vertical shorts of about a fifteen year old doctor, I'll let you have that.

That's thank you.

That's like an that's a very innocent What about the.

Seventy five dollars candy basket?

No, that's disgusting.

See the thing is is I didn't buy it.

I didn't end up going through with a purchase because I had I had a moment of clarity where I was like, holy shit, this is so much candy, Like this is this is more candy.

Do you think that package would have been like at least twelve pounds of candy?

Like this is more Like, guys, this is more candy than me and my friends could eat in a month, Like it would have gotten tired, and so this is.

More candy than me and my friend's gonna beat it in a month.

Now it sounds like we're the fifteen year olds with the podcast.

Yes we are, honestly, and thank you so much for sporting This is all I've ever wanted.

But no, it was it was a lot.

And then the same night, the exact same night, This is how dark things are getting for me.

I woke up in the middle of the night with my vape in my hand, So like that's either me hitting my vape in the middle of the night.

Oh oh oh, get this in the morning.

In the morning, I woke up in the middle of the night, it was in my left hand.

Morning time I woke up, it was in my right hand.

So I at some point switched it, meaning I either hit it or it fell out of my hand, and then I picked it up.

It's your bob offer room.

No, it's like, that's where we're at, that's where coming at.

That's fucked up.

I mean yeah, and I got a sore throat for a month.

By the way, that's because you sucked it.

Who said that I did?

I literally just that's what people have been saying.

That's what the streets are saying.

Everyone can't stop talking about it.

A lot of people guys.

One time, a guy messaged me on Facebook when I was like probably thirteen or twelve, and he was like he was he was in my class.

He was like, hey, like I don't know, like if what the right way to do this is, but like other kids are talking and they're saying you're gay, like are you gay?

And I like met him with so much hate and anger, I was like, hell fucking no, I'm not gay.

Yuck like it.

No, hell No, I was like, no, I'm not gay, Like who's saying this shit?

Like fuck them?

Like no, that's like simply not true.

Well, I realized maybe four years ago he just came out as gay.

He was looking for a gay friend, and I met him with so much hate and anger towards being gay.

Guys.

We learned lessons.

Yeah, you know, and that's again, that was a moment.

You felt fearful, You felt like you were backed into a corner and you didn't react correctly.

And now, in hindsight, you can look back and think about that and know that you would never do that again.

And I think if we all just I'm not gay, So I don't know what you're talking about.

You're not gay.

No, yuck, dude, yucky.

Ew, that's not really yuck.

Yeah, I feel like that was so loud.

What's the the meg stalter?

Get me off this ship?

What did she say yet me?

Yeah, that's it.

Yeah, that's church she was talking about.

I think being in London.

Remember eating baked beans?

Have you guys sen drew Ski's church videos.

Yes, it's so.

I think he's like the.

The undershot of him up at the heart smoke, like the smoke blowing on him.

I will say though I was on his I g and I got really scared because there was videos of him like acting like a cop.

And I really, for the first time in my adult life, couldn't tell what was a scripted thing and then what was a joke.

And then I got really fearful of the idea of a young person thinking that that kind of thing is okay and not only not a crime, but something that they can do.

And then I'm getting killed, especially in the state of things.

Did I do that?

Did I know that?

Well?

Also the same night I woke up in the middle of the night with my vape in my hand.

I also went down the rabbit hole of side games.

And if any of you know what side games are, you're a real fucking sick.

Oh you're you're I'm right there with you.

You're you're in the strinth.

Yes, I'm psycho.

I'm in the trenches with you.

But there's this convention that meets at a hotel once a year called the psy Games, and it's people who genuinely believe they have psychic abilities.

They so compete.

No, it's it really I for real, guys, guys and there's this girl.

There's this girl.

I don't know her name, and I'm so sorry, but she competed this last year and tore ship up.

She did things that no one has ever seen before.

There's this documentary about this eight year old kid.

No one's ever psychicked before, no like.

For real, for real guessing.

She was guessing number cards from all the way across the convention hall at the Hilton End like she was.

She was really I.

Don't realize is all of those people were wearing raven medaglasses.

Yeah, well, the kid.

The the video I watched was about forty five minutes and it was this like seven year old kid whose parents have made him believe that he is a psychic and that he has abilities, and it's I psychoanalyzed.

I I already I already did the whole Damn.

I always talk all this shit about how I'd be a bad parent in the sense that my kid would be like evil to me, But the reality is that would be my.

Yeah, like you you're so special, I'd be like you are like powerful, like you are the most powerful being in this universe.

Like let's have the conversation.

But yeah, y'all should just look up Side Games twenty twenty five, and watch this bitch tear ship up and it's like come out that she's like cheating or whatever, but I'm like, I literally don't care.

She's actually she's giving us a show.

We try to tear Queen Queen because they.

Put like sleep masks on like that completely black out their vision, and then they're supposed to be able to.

Guess they didn't know as hers had a screen on.

Well, they're supposed to be able to guess like the color of the card in front of them, or be able to like organize these rings onto the right color like prod stick thing like there's like mini games.

But people are saying that hers has a bunch of microscopic holes poked in them, so she can just barely make out a color because she's always like tilting her head to the side or like doing like this whole motion.

She's catching the frequency exactly.

The gallery's that's that's what people are saying in defense.

And then she also has a kid that is a psychic, and she brought her like thirteen year old, awkward, like freshly teenager daughter on stage to like preview her like psychic abilities and no shade, like I believe her more than her mother, like she was like reading like real life.

I mean literally, no one is more, no one is more clearer in themselves in toddlers.

And so to me, it's like two to six that is the most true to self you are.

From from twelve to fourteen is the most clear to sol if you are.

And then seventeen and only seventeen is the bravest you are.

And like all of that bravery is still rooted in truth.

And that's how I see it.

So next death, Yeah, yeah, death and sadness, gravances, just everything becoming what it is now the real world.

You see the real world for what it is.

Harsag adulting happens next, baby, wake up, that's what happens.

Next.

Guys, don't forget to pay your utility bill this month where you're ring because we'll never own homes.

Like remember, like what were you saying, Kai, They like were supposed to lower the price of eggs to like twenty five cents or something like that, and now they're like quadrupled in price.

Yeah, eggs are eighteen dollars.

Health insurance premiums are double.

Farmers are getting put into sling shots and then shot into the ocean instead of.

Please putting that Yahoo in the sling shot, and said.

Please put in the slingshot.

Put Jeff Bezos, put Peter Tiel.

We need to find it.

That was homophobic.

Oh shitophobic.

That's the one time I'm giving myself.

The homophobic homophobia.

Put those motherfuckers in the slingshot, shooting into the ocean.

And what else?

What else did he say he was gonna do?

Oh?

Gas gases and now six dollars?

Housing market?

Yeah, the housing market is fucked.

Media, the worst taste in music, the radio department Driving Me Wild by Lily Allen in Common but only Lilly Lily Allen's part, and then Porcelain Moby Love.

That song in Mobi might be the only reason I dragged my sorry ass to the fucking desert to get dust lung at Coachella.

I want to see Moby Sorry, sorry, yeah, sorry?

Is there a Cotella lineup out already?

Yeah?

It's Justin Bieber and Carol g Get me off this ship.

The verah, Dude, We're literally living in the triangle of sadness as fuck.

Like I was genuinely scared growing up.

I thought I was gonna die in the Bermuda Triangle.

Is so real.

Like I was like, fuck every time I was just swimming at the beach, I was like, I'm gonna get sucked down into the Bermuda Triangle and no one's ever gonna see me again.

Okay, here's my media of the week, Me with quicksand Girl Get Up Dough Chi Boat remix, trim Ooo Gatti by Trim That Girl by Stevie Wonder, It Takes Two to Tango, Tom Rudd Grin and the Art of a Woman by Summer Walker.

There we go, guys.

I love you, We love you.

We're gonna be okay, hopefully.

Please all right, I think so please.

I would know I'm not kidding, like if I or maybe that's a bad sign.

My positivity is like kind of like maybe a bad sign.

No, no, no, I wouldn't know.

I would tell you, guys if things were gonna go bad.

And I think it's gonna go out.

Yeah, it's only up from here.

Ever since Imagine Dragons stopped touring went down about that

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