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The Gracious Two - LIVE Show 123 - Drumming Up Conversation (Justin & Andrea)
Episode Transcript
And we are Live Mr.
Gracey Show 123.
What's up?
Did I get it right?
Yeah, 123, that's correct.
And Mama Gracey texts me right now, just, you know, as we start the show.
She knows every Tuesday at 1 p .m.
we have the show, and she texts me right now.
That D of a B, daughter of a B.
Bill's gotten better.
Bill would text me every time or try to call me during the show, but he's gotten better.
Bill's got to get on here, man.
We miss him.
The audience misses him, and he's got a lot of big things going on.
Yes, we do need to bring him on.
I'll talk to him about that, see if we can maybe get him 23rd.
Bill's always fun.
Wild character.
He is a character.
Yeah, not afraid to say what is on his mind.
No.
We were talking about this early.
So we have a drumming up conversation coming on.
Justin and Andrea from the podcast.
We're going to bring them on normal time and just have them sit in on the show.
Hang with us.
Catch up with them.
They just did.
Well, they're over it now, but they did their episode 200.
So congrats on that.
Big feet.
Congrats.
Nice.
Yes, yes, yes.
All good things.
They've been with.
part of this journey with us i think since the beginning so kind of cool yeah absolutely we uh i gotta bring up my chat here yes i always forget to turn it on you can turn on automatically now i forget anyway hi everyone welcome to the show remember to like subscribe share and follow and comment please yes yes yes Yeah, do whatever you need to do for that algo rhythm, people.
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Bob is here.
He had a little, uh, A little airport trip you had to do this morning.
But I got some fun stuff for the audience.
We got for them today, Mr.
Gracie.
Hey.
Let's go with, yeah, we were speaking about this earlier, but this is hysterical here.
Two anchormen.
Well, I guess one field reporter, one angry man fighting is hysterical.
Thank you.
All right, it's back to you, Jim.
Ali, don't let her go away.
Does she have a response to that?
Is she still there?
What's that?
Did the lady just leave?
Yeah.
Oh, that's too bad.
We should have kept that discussion.
She's back if you want her.
Yes.
She heard you.
Yes.
What would you like to know?
I would like to know a response to what the gentleman said.
The gentleman's a very effective spokesperson for the company, but obviously the people who live there are not satisfied with his explanation.
Right.
So what do you want now?
Well, if I have to teach you how to be a reporter, Ali, I'll do that later.
Why don't you do that later, Jim?
I think the lady expressed herself.
And you're not here.
You're there.
Is there any question you'd like me to ask her?
No, I'll give you lessons on how to become a reporter.
I'll give you some lessons on how to be an editor because I was your boss once.
Yeah, you were and are no longer.
How did that happen?
Well, I don't know.
Here's Aaron and Bill DeMillo.
Damn.
So professional.
He reminded me of that character that Bill Hader played on frigging SNL when he would stick the mic in people's faces.
Did you ever see that?
He hit him in the face with the mic.
He had a super deep voice.
Maybe.
It was frigging hilarious.
I just love that stuff, dude.
Yeah, Bobby, see if you can pull up the Bill Hader sketch where he's playing the reporter putting the mic in that one's face.
Speaking of Bobby, Chad, I got something for him.
I don't want to blow his mind here.
But, supposedly, check this out.
Flat earthers spend 20 Gs to prove the Earth was flat, but accidentally prove that it was round.
Uh -oh.
Uh -oh.
Bobby, check this out.
With a simple experiment here.
We have a backup experiment.
You're seeing through this hole, through the next hole.
and seeing the light at the backboard, or at 17 feet off the water, the Earth is flat.
If he's holding it up at 23 feet high and we're seeing the light, well, that's because the Earth's curved.
So I should only be able to see it when it's at 17 feet.
Okay, go ahead and drive down there, Enrique.
You're going to hold the light there.
Enrique, how high is your light?
17 feet.
17 feet, they don't see you.
I mean, you know, it's just...
We don't see you, Enrique.
Lift up your light way above your head.
Oh, you see the 23.
I don't know if it is either, but you know, cause that's like all the flat earth videos too.
They could just, you know, make a team.
Any luck with that?
A hater video, but Bay, this is the best dude.
Yes.
Bobby's got it.
Oh, sweet.
Let's see.
This guest tonight is an Emmy Award -winning actor, writer, and director.
You know from his work on Saturday Night Live, Documentary Now, and Barry.
You can see him next as the Cat in the Hat, which is in theaters next February.
Please welcome back to the show our very good friend Bill Hader, everybody!
There he is.
Yeah, but I don't think he's doing the character you were.
Does he go into it?
Do they play the character or something?
We'll let Bobby check that out some more to see.
In the meantime, Chad, go ahead.
Oh, his character in The Californians is hilarious, too.
That whole skit, The Californians on SNL.
I'm sure I remember.
It's Fred Armisen.
Come on.
He's like, what are you doing here?
You've never seen this?
Oh, my God.
I'm sure I have, dude.
I just would have to.
It's so hilarious.
Your impression is not there, though.
You've got to keep working on it.
You're close.
I'm doing Fred Armisen, not.
Bill Hader.
But while Bobby's pulling that up, Chad, I got the funniest video I think I might have ever seen, dude.
So get ready to pee your pants.
And Justin and Andrew, you do this too.
Bobby, hold that thought one second, my man.
This had me crying.
And I didn't watch the whole thing because I wanted to cry with you on here.
We're going to be eating the Carolina Reaper pepper.
These are the world's hottest peppers.
Chad, watch this.
I mean, this is crazy, dude.
Immediately.
I wouldn't fucking do that.
You guys are crazy.
Dude.
I mean, it gets bad.
Oh, dude.
Yeah.
Like, I thought they're kidding here.
Let me get some milk.
You got to get milk.
It's still burning.
This girl starts shaking.
So she starts shaking.
The other one starts crying.
This is crazy.
if you have no experience with spicy shit and you eat a carolina reaper you're gonna get fucked up because that shit is crazy man i didn't realize it was like this bro he's just sitting here drooling drooling holy shit lay back are you okay that wasn't a good idea holy hell Damn.
I didn't think it hurt that bad.
This is not good.
This is not fucking good.
You okay?
You feeling any better?
Oh my god, bro.
So, a Carolina Reaper pepper on the Scoville scale, which measures heat, spiciness, is 2 .4 million.
Okay?
The...
Jalapeno is like between 500, maybe 600, up to maybe 2 ,000.
Wow.
That's how much hotter that is.
So if you are just a person who doesn't eat spicy shit or maybe eats a jalapeno here and there and eats that pepper, that's what's going to happen to you.
And you better have milk ready, man, because that's the only thing that can even try to help you.
Freaking nuts.
What do you think's happening there?
Like, why is that girl shaking and shit?
Like, what is it?
Is it just fucking with her stomach or is it actually doing something physically to her?
Oh, it's doing, I mean.
You think it's, like, burning her stomach?
Have you ever eaten, like, really spicy food and gotten, like, high?
The endorphins kick in.
But, like, it's burning her throat, her mouth, her stomach.
Everything is on fucking fire.
Gotcha.
I eat nothing but hot stuff, so I'm, like, really good with it.
I don't know if, I don't think I've ever had a Carolina Reaper pepper, but I've had, like, ghost peppers and stuff.
I can handle that stuff pretty good.
Yeah.
But I've never had something that.
But I wouldn't fuck with a Carolina Reaper.
Not after watching that, bro.
Not after watching.
I mean, I wouldn't even fuck with a ghost.
I wouldn't even eat a fucking ghost pepper.
Right.
Right.
Like, no thanks.
Yeah, you put, like, one, like, like a half of one in a pot of chili, and it makes it hot as fuck.
Right.
Jennifer is asking, yeah, didn't we used to go live on Instagram?
We used to do this show live on Instagram like way, way back in the day.
But the orientation is different.
It's not landscape.
It's portrait.
The program that we're using to do that is going to start doing simultaneous feeds to where we could go live on landscape and live in portrait.
So within the next couple of weeks, months, a month or two, we'll be able to go back live on.
on Instagram with this show.
But we also do a separate Instagram -only show every now and again where it's audience participation, and we go live only on Instagram and just hang out with the Instagram audience and, you know, have you guys direct the show, ask whatever you want, and participate.
Yes.
The Carolina Ripper is between 1 .6 and 2 .2 million Scoville units.
Jesus.
And what's the Ghost Pepper?
Ghost Pepper, I think, is around a million.
And what's a jalapeno?
I think they're between, I'll look it up, but I think they're between like maybe 600 up to maybe 2000.
Wow.
And this is millions.
Yes.
It's low.
So that, yeah.
Ghost peppers, 855 to 1 million.
Jalapeno.
Jalapeno.
Jalapeno.
What up, Corenzo?
Jalapeno.
jalapeno schoolville come on now come on now siri should be fucking in your brain doing that for you okay so it's a little higher it's 2500 to 8 000 but it's still nowhere near a million right right yeah and even if at the lowest 850 000 for the ghost and that the most for jalapeno is 2500 that's crazy it's fucking nuts like i think um I think I heard like pepper spray is around 2 million units or 3 million Scoville units, like the shit they spray people's eyes.
So imagine eating that, you know?
Yeah.
That's probably what it is.
They're probably spraying you with Carolina Reapers or whatever the fuck is in that.
It's capsaicin.
Yeah.
Just concentrate it.
Capsaicin.
I don't know if I, if I had these on here.
So remember I was telling you how like my feed gets all fucked up.
So I have videos where people are getting killed.
So you see them dying, but they're not like gory.
So it's like an accident from far away and stuff like that.
Before I play that video, I'm going to put a warning out there.
I don't know if I have it up here today, but I do have one to make your hands sweat.
Like me on this one, Mr.
Gracie.
He said he got sprayed by police and pissed himself.
Really?
We'll have to have him come on.
And talk about that.
This just happened.
Yeah.
Is that why you were late today?
Check this out, dude.
So this is going to make, yeah, yeah.
This is going to freak you out once he, once you see how high up he is and what he's doing, dude.
And I got to know how he gets out of this.
So check this out.
He's on a crane, bro.
Oh God.
Look at that.
That is insane, bro.
Now he's hanging on to that and it shows like where it is.
So I can see how he got down to that.
Like you could be up at the top of the crane and then you could like shimmy down onto that.
But how the fuck are you getting off of that?
How's he getting back up there?
Is he climbing up that?
I assume, yeah.
That's crazy.
Illegal.
There's not someone up there operating the crane for him, you know?
Right.
And there's no...
He's got no, like, harness on or anything, bro.
Like, that fucking gets me, dude.
Fuck that.
Daredevil.
Did you ever see the video of that one guy that...
died fell off a building he was he was no i think he was hong kong he was known for like doing that kind of stuff and he got down it was just he was at the top of this building and decided to shimmy down the side and hang off the side of it and do some pull -ups and then he couldn't get himself back up and then he just lets go oh screen yeah he's done i saw a good one from like uh it was like the 60s or something this dude on top of the eiffel tower and it seemed like you know, French was in on this, allowing them, like, to do this.
It was, like, a stunt they would, like, sanction.
Like, he put on this, like, the squirrel suits that they have now, but this was, like, in the 50s or 60s.
He, like, made a fucking.
Oh, yes.
And he goes to jump off, spread it, and it just right down, dude.
Didn't catch anyone.
Off the Eiffel Tower, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're fucking nuts, dude.
Died.
Died.
Justin Andrew, if you want to get your cameras ready on, we're going to be coming to you soon.
I got one.
This is the best, dude.
Oh, man, this is so good, Chad.
This is labeled dumb and dumber.
I'm trying to think who in my life this would be.
This would have to be Bobby and somebody else, I think.
What's up, Troy?
For this video.
What's up, Scotty?
No, no, no, no.
Yeah, no, no, no is right.
I'm putting the music off so we don't get any copyright thing.
But look at this, Chad.
How fucking dumb are these two?
Wait, this video is so good, bro.
Fucking gasoline.
This can't be good.
What are you doing?
And then he lights his pants on fire and immediately he's like, no, this is bad.
Right?
What the fuck?
He doesn't know to stop, drop, and roll.
He's trying to, dude, what the fuck, bro?
Now watch, his best buddy comes to help him.
Did he know he was going to light the pants on fire?
Yeah, but I don't think he thought they were going to go up like that.
So now he tries to lay on, he can't pull them off.
Still on fire.
Now he's laying on them.
And then I think he catches on fire cause it doesn't go out.
Oh my God, dude.
Can you imagine?
I saw this video one time that I can never find again.
It was this, it was frigging crazy.
It was this, I think it was in Europe and this person was burning.
cop cars okay pouring like gas and stuff on cop cars and somehow they completely caught themselves on fire and it just ends with them walking completely on fire into this like little alcove and just standing there burning standing there and then they just collapse i'm just like holy shit it was but i've never been able to find it again i've watched it one time i was like this is crazy yeah i don't know if you want to yeah it was It was nuts.
I saw one yesterday, you know, as these are coming up in the feed, and it was a camera crew, you know, filming a movie, and the stunt guy was, like, supposedly, like, being set on fire, and they, like, set the thing around him on fire, and then all of a sudden he goes up, and, like, he's screaming in pain, and they don't stop the filming.
They just keep it going until this fucking guy is dead and burnt to fucking death.
I'm like, wow, bro.
Like, you could totally tell, like, this is wrong and, like, he's in pain and they should stop shooting.
But they kept it going for, like, another minute until he finally fell off the thing and was completely dead.
Wow.
No, no, no, no.
Insane.
Gotta be one of the worst ways to go.
Yeah, I think the worst, man.
And people self -immolate, too.
Like, it's freaking insane.
You saw that?
Well, that last, that guy in New York set himself on fire.
Back when was that?
Not too long ago.
Square, yeah, not too long ago.
That was crazy, dude.
Harsh.
And I don't even remember what it was for.
Well, I mean, regardless.
Protesting something, but yeah, I don't know.
Gays for Palestine, I think.
Probably.
Let's bring up Drummond Conversation, get him part of our show here, Mr.
Gracie.
Mm -hmm.
What up there, JNA?
Yeah, I don't know what's going on with our video again.
It's stuck.
No worries.
You can see and hear us, though.
Yeah, we can.
It's not recognizing our camera for some reason.
No worries.
No recognizing.
Oh, and I would like you guys to know, I have been pepper sprayed before.
It is not fun.
I've heard it's not.
No, thank you.
Was I on purpose or for training?
Just going to say.
Someone was training and decided to use me as the training.
Yeah.
Right.
So you weren't part of a police action.
Good.
No.
That's what I was going to say.
Got a cool show, folks.
Since Justin and Andrew are here and they were big live fans, I'm going to play a live video from 1998.
Not many people have heard this song.
The reason why I picked it out is because it's a shitty video, but you can see Mr.
Gracie doing his thing on the drums and really going in there.
That's right.
In my 20s.
I know.
In the, okay, right here.
Beautiful.
I don't know what this is.
Oh.
Yeah, baby.
Mr.
Gracie.
Wait.
Yes.
That's one of the songs that was left off distance to hear.
And that was Chris Thorne.
We did some pre -shows and we were out playing those songs.
And Chris Thorne's from?
Yes.
Yeah.
He's also from Dover, Pennsylvania as well.
So, yes.
Hey, now.
Yeah, dude.
You were killing it there, bro.
That's what I'm saying.
Full body fucking.
That's Mr.
Gracie in all his form right there.
Yeah.
Dude.
Can you, like, when we play videos like that, can you go back to that night, or is it just kind of like a distant memory?
I don't know that specific night.
Was that...
Chameleon Club?
I think it was Chameleon.
Yeah, I don't know.
I didn't look at it close enough.
But yeah, I can't go back to that specific night, but it's cool to see.
Yeah, totally.
Yeah, for those, like Mr.
Gracie said, that's Don't Wait.
It was supposed to be on the distance to here.
That was a concert from 1998 where Live was firing on all cylinders and jamming out.
And we didn't do this, Mr.
Gracie, our intro.
Wow.
So Justin and Andrea, get ready.
I know.
Now we're going in?
Yeah.
The show's just starting now, baby.
Did I fade out?
You fade out?
Yes, good fade out.
Yes.
I just found something interesting while we were listening to that in the New York Post.
Yeah.
You know who Bonnie Blue is?
Yes, I do.
The OnlyFans chick.
Yeah, she did the thousand guys.
Yeah.
Well, she's facing up to 15 years in jail in Bali.
She was doing some bang bus stunt, and they found a cache of items were seized by police.
A cache of items.
You know, it's funny about this, Chad.
So she was, like, marketing this before she went there.
And they're like, you can't do porn over there because, like, they'll kill you.
And she's like, or you'll be in, like, some serious trouble.
She's like, I got lawyers.
I'm fine, blah, blah, blah.
So she was going over there full aware of how illegal it is.
Yeah, I mean, Bali's part of Indonesia.
That's a Muslim country.
They don't fuck around.
So she's facing off 15 years.
Good luck being in a fucking Indonesian prison for 15 years.
God damn, bro.
Like, your life is so good.
You banged a thousand dudes on camera.
That's how great your life is.
That's how great your life is.
And now you got to ruin it.
Like, you knew what the fuck you were getting into, man.
Why are you playing with fire in another country where their laws aren't our laws?
Invincible.
They'd say, oh, I got lawyers.
Oh, yeah, you got lawyers in Indonesia?
Good luck.
Justin, Andrea, did you guys get to hear that song that we were playing?
Yeah, we're hearing everything.
We're hearing and seeing everything.
I just don't know why it's not recognizing our camera this time.
It happens.
It's not letting us choose it, which is weird.
That is strange.
It's like not online and it doesn't work.
so like if you click that gear like do you have the gear underneath where it says settings and then you can go into and then you go to the video thing and it should show you like either your computer camera or the camera that you have plugged in yeah it just says lsv cam it won't give us any other option strange brother yeah yeah tech support i was gonna say the my only other thing i could think of is if you guys want to back out um And then maybe try your camera like in a different program and come back in.
Up to you.
If not, we could do it like this.
I don't care.
I'm going to go back.
I'm going to leave and come back in and see if that fixes it maybe.
Cool.
Reset some shit, man.
Yeah.
Yeah, brother.
Try that.
JNA, baby.
Not to be confused.
Sorry.
No, go.
I was just making a joke.
JNA, not to be confused with TNA.
I was going to say a New York federal judge unseals, Jelaine Maxwell, grand jury docs to comply with Epstein file transparency act.
That's on a true social.
So they're unsealing.
Yes.
Why would her ship be sealed?
But like, that's the whole thing.
It's like, I get it.
But why?
I know why it's sealed.
I mean, it's funny that the Democrats brought this on themselves and now they don't talk about it.
Remember if it was all like, I love how people like these.
These NPCs on the street are like, Trump's a pedo.
What are you basing that on?
Well, because he's in the Epstein files.
Well, no, he's not.
They kicked him out of Mar -a -Lago.
He's not a pedo.
You're just saying that because you think you have a gotcha.
But you didn't care about the Epstein files all through Obama's presidency, really all through his first presidency, and now all through Biden's presidency.
You didn't give a shit about the Epstein files.
But now that you think...
It makes him look bad.
You're like, he's a pedo.
Well, guess what?
Guess what they keep finding?
He didn't take money from like Democrats did.
Hakeem Jeffries was begging him for money after he was convicted.
All these celebrities and congressmen and politicians were meeting with him after he was convicted of pedophilia.
But no one talks about that.
Right.
Chilling new images and footage of Jeffrey Epstein's home on his infamous private island have been released by U .S.
authorities.
Never -before -seen pics show the pedophile financier's exclusive property in the U .S.
Virgin Islands.
One of the eerie pictures show a bizarre dental room with faces hung up across the wall.
Another showed a chalkboard with strange text written on it, including the word and deception.
Creepy footage also showed a tour of the notorious island where the convicted sex trafficker lived.
A handheld recording showed multiple different rooms located on the disgraced financier's Little St.
James Island.
The shocking new glimpse into the sex offender's Caribbean pad was released by Democrats on the House Oversight Committee.
Washington continues to wait for the Department of Justice to release all the files on the case.
It comes after Donald Trump gave the DOJ 30 days to make all unclassified records, documents, communications, and investigative materials public last month.
Way to go, President Trump.
Sounds like a guy that's guilty of being part of that, right?
Yeah.
He orders it to be released, but he's on there and he's did shit.
Give me a break.
Hey, there we go.
Yay.
Can you hear us?
Yes.
Cool.
Awesome.
Now we can't hear you.
We can see you.
That's okay.
When we first came back on, our video was black and white.
I think it's because we're backstage.
Oh, yes.
I don't know.
We got it fixed.
Because we just rearranged this for you guys.
So we just rearranged our entire room.
Sweet.
Looks good, man.
What's the background there?
What are all those collectible, like, what are those?
They're all the pops.
And our drumsticks minus Chad Gracie drumsticks.
We'll have to send you some.
We have a whole bunch back at the building.
Yeah, those are game used and autographed and everything.
Nice.
What up, Show 200, for Drumming Up Conversation?
How's it going?
Proud of you guys.
Thank you.
You helped.
got to love it man you guys are getting some cool guests too you guys are getting uh i know your favorite show or one of them is cobra kai you're getting some people what doing documentaries about it doing yeah and uh this saturday we have a really fun one coming on it's i don't know if you guys know the name daryl vidal but he was in the original karate kid he's the one that did the crane kick he was on the post on the beach that was him wait that wasn't ralph macchio Well, Ralph Macchio did it too, but he was playing Miyagi's character doing it.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Gotcha.
And then he was actually in the final tournament as well.
He faced Johnny before he went to the finals against the Russo.
How cool.
He helped out with like stunts and fighting and all that as well in the show.
And we're going to have him on talk about his career.
He's a martial arts guru, expert.
He's done all kinds of stuff.
And yeah, so it's going to be a lot of fun.
And he's coming on Saturday.
I can see Daniel sun behind you.
Yes.
Yes.
Poster.
Nice.
Yeah.
Great.
Very cool.
When they, when they, when they did the reboot show, huh?
What's that?
You guys must've been stoked when they did the.
Oh yeah.
Well, we weren't sure.
Movies, right?
Yeah.
Big fan of the movies.
That's why I wasn't sure at first.
I'm like, okay, how's this going to go?
And then after like the first episode, I'm like, okay, we're.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
They did a great job with it.
They did.
Yeah.
Did you guys get to watch the cool Epstein video we just played?
A little bit.
Yeah, we came in at the end.
Did you get to see those creepy faces?
I guess he has like a dental place on St.
James Island, and he has like creepy fucking faces hanging off the wall.
That's weird.
It's so strange, man.
And I don't know, the more I look into it, like I don't know if Epstein's dead or if he was killed.
It's one or the other.
Either he's still alive or he was killed by somebody other than himself.
I don't think, I definitely don't think he committed suicide for sure.
No, no, no, definitely not.
And it seemed like from all the influence he had, like he would be somebody who could fake his death and disappear.
Like he had those types of resources and those types of people in his pocket to do it.
And then his fucking girlfriend is like basically taking the fall for it.
But it seems like she's in a, like a pretty cush prison now.
And she gets to walk around with an umbrella shielding her from the sun.
Oh, boy.
We need that.
It's just crazy, dude, that something big like that was going on.
And here's the thing.
Like, were there other pedophile rings that are like that on that scale?
Like, I'm sure.
Because the fact that we didn't know anything about that means we probably don't know about plenty of others.
Oh, I'm sure there's plenty.
Yeah.
It's unfortunate.
Yeah.
It's insane.
It's sickening.
Oh, yeah.
It's happening somewhere.
Isn't there a stat, too?
There's always at least so many serial killers operating at any one time somewhere in the world.
Yeah.
Yep.
I forget what the number is, but it's remarkably high.
You're like, wait a minute.
There's that many serial killers that we don't know about right now killing people?
Lovely.
Great.
I think I mentioned on the show.
I don't know if you guys caught it.
justin and andrea but i said if i if i was going to be a serial killer i would do it where you go randomly to different cities and i would go into rest stops and grab dudes pubic hairs off of the urinal and then the person i killed i would put their pubic hair on them so they cannot you know trace it back to me so you'd be a serial killer on tour too then huh yeah oh yeah definitely Playing a local city near you soon, kind of.
Like Garth Brooks, allegedly.
No, but you know, because that's like the one way you're like, I wasn't there.
They're like, we got your DNA, dude.
And you're like, well, I don't know if I'm going to talk my way out of this one.
Yeah, that would be hard to defend.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You shouldn't even put that idea out there.
God damn it.
I know, dude.
Or you should have written a movie first and then the idea is out there.
Make money on it at least.
Yeah.
I didn't know if I broke this out on the show because I was talking to my friend and I, we watch like a bunch of true crime stuff and blah, blah.
And she's like, you know, you can never get away with that nowadays.
I'm like, no, you can.
She's like.
how and i'm like i don't even know if i should say these words because i feel like it's like a foolproof plan and she's like no go ahead so i told her and i thought maybe i told on the show but yeah i've had that in my brain for a long time and i'm like i don't really want to put that out there but i thought i already had that's why you told me about it i don't know if it was off the show or on the show but i remember When you just said that, I was like, oh shit, I remember you saying that before.
Now they're going to catch some serial killer and he's going to say, I did it for J -Ro.
Then you guys will become really super popular.
It will go viral.
That'd be sweet.
Yeah, as I'm behind bars.
You didn't do it, you just thought it up.
The greatest two per cell.
That's right.
Manson didn't commit those murders either, but he sat behind bars.
Have you guys been paying attention to the Garth Brooks theories that he's a serial killer?
No.
While on tour?
Allegedly, of course, but there's people that are lining up every tour date that he's ever had with a missing person.
Yeah, like every city.
Every city.
I'm like, dude, this is crazy.
I haven't gotten really deep into it.
That's the friends in low places he was talking about.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
That changes that song completely now.
For sure, yeah.
They're like six feet under low places.
I've got to look more into it, but yeah, it's pretty wild.
I've heard that.
Yeah, I've heard that before.
You're joining the show, huh?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you guys are on camera?
I'm good.
Yeah.
Yeah, the whole time we weren't on camera, she was down underneath the desk here, and then now she's like, oh, we're live?
Cool.
Oh, you're talking to somebody?
Let me get in here.
Let's bring Bobby in for a brief portion of this show, because he says he's got some info on Mr.
Epstein being alive.
I want to see if Bobby can find anything about the Garth Brooks thing.
What up, Bob -ay?
Yeah, what's up, guys?
Mic's really low.
Yeah, let me see.
Yeah.
Live show here, folks.
And you know the one and only Bobby.
It says community.
I'm going to put it on a different mic for you.
Intel smart sound.
Go ahead.
Let me hear you talk.
Can you hear me?
No.
Hello?
Very low.
Very, very low.
Hold on.
Hello?
Yeah, there we go.
All right.
Let's bring it back.
All right.
Go ahead, Babay.
Yes.
So this guy with the dental chair.
All right.
So this is what was going on.
They were extracting teeth because their stem cells in wisdom teeth.
They were extracting teeth for the stem cells.
And that's the theory that's out there right now.
And the most likely thing that's out there because he was a eugenics.
He was trying to create a race.
You know, he's trying to create a super race.
That's what he was trying to do.
He's trying to do what Hitler was trying to do.
Well, he supposedly had that ranch out in New Mexico where he breed all those like take women there and breed them against their will.
And all these babies out there.
He's supposed to have 80 offspring, 80 offspring.
And those island boys are supposed to be his kids, too.
Those two island boys.
The two dumb ass rappers.
Yeah, yeah.
They're just supposed to be his kids, yeah.
Because they have a picture of him with them together when they were younger.
No shit.
On the island, on the island, yeah.
Ah, interesting.
And you were saying you think he's alive, though?
You don't think he's dead?
I think he's alive.
I think he's just, they put him, you know, this world is so corrupted, it's crazy.
You know, the governments are corrupted.
There is that.
Everything is corrupted.
Chad, what do we want Bobby to look out?
Oh, look up that Garth Brooks thing and see if you can find a video.
Yes, if you can find any info on that, Bobby.
Allegedly.
Yeah, you got to say that.
I got a video for you folks that I think is funny.
I want to do stuff like this, but this is an elaborate prank.
uh so we would need like you know actors and all that stuff but this this is good if you could pull this off get ready folks nice to meet you i am michael all right so just i don't know if you guys can read it but netflix is basically pranking people into thinking a comet is literally hitting them as they speak Yeah, so this is so good, dude.
Welcome to Bash.
You're all over the map.
He's like, wait, what?
The outside's in on it.
I doubt it.
Probably fake news or something like that.
Anyways, can you change the channel?
Everyone's looking up.
Are you seeing what's going on right now?
So if they write not a hoax, that feels like it is a hoax, right?
That's not real.
Astronomers around the world are sharing on social media.
No, I got it.
Okay, everyone else is running.
I'm going to run.
How cool is that, though?
That is freaking hilarious.
Elaborate prank.
Did you see the movie Wag the Dog?
Oh, yes.
Back in the day.
That's an amazing movie.
Similar.
There's that movie with Leonardo DiCaprio that came out a couple years ago.
I forget what it was called.
There's a comic company trying to warn everybody.
Yeah, don't look up.
And no one's paying attention.
They're just like, they're like, oh, it's not real.
They're on their social media.
That's basically, I mean, it's basically, you know, kind of indicative of what's going on today.
Like all this people are being lied to.
You could see it with your own eyes, but people are just turning a blind eye to it and allowing whatever narratives to get across and all that shit.
So no, Bobby.
So Garth Brooks supposedly is a serial killer and like every tour date he goes to, somebody ends up missing him.
He hadn't heard of this?
No.
All the things Bobby has his fingers on a pulse on, he doesn't have his fingers on this one.
Andrea, this video is not for you.
This is for the men of the audience.
Eye muffs.
We'll see.
Yeah, well, I just wanted to, this is, I wanted to highlight an awesome female athlete and her amazing feats, so.
Hey, baby.
Let's go.
Pole vaulter.
That was it.
In your area where you guys live, do you have any coffee shops where the girls wear bikinis or near nothing?
No, not around me.
We have one out here called Bikini Beans, and we went there Saturday and got an amazing show.
I love it.
I might search that here in Southern California.
There's got to be one in Southern California.
There's got to be, yeah.
I've been to the ones where the hot chicks in bikinis cut your hair.
Yeah?
Yeah, they have those in Portland when I was living there.
They had those back in the day.
They're pretty cool.
Yeah.
So, by the way, I wanted to say that was a really cool conversation last week with Larry Hankin.
Not Larry Mullen, but Larry Hankin.
I will never forget that.
So great.
That's his trip.
He is a cool dude.
And it seems like he opened up more to you guys on this one than the first one.
He talked a lot.
Yeah, I agree.
He seemed more comfortable the second time.
We'll get him on again and get him talking even more.
Every year, that's a great idea to have him on every holiday season because we're watching the night before, I think we watched Planes, Trades, and Automobiles.
He's so good in that.
It was very quick, but he's so good in that one as well.
Oh, I got to check that out.
He plays Doobie.
He's the cab driver in that.
Every role he's in, I feel like he elevates.
He never takes away.
He always elevates.
It's kind of funny why he's not a leading man, though, because he has dyslexia.
He can't memorize all the freaking dialogue.
Well, maybe not a leading man, but he could have been a more prolific actor, like maybe more famous name -wise.
He's very famous facially.
You see him and you're like, I know that guy.
He's been in something else.
Except he's one of those.
I do remember his name, though.
There's a lot I don't, but Larry Hankins has always just been that name that stuck with me.
There's other ones like I've seen him in something and it's like got to look it up and find out the name and then forget it like the next time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's he's he does all memorable roles in Seinfeld when, you know, you were thinking like nobody else could play that Kramer character like it was made for Michael Richards.
And then Larry Hankin comes in as Tom Pepper and does it and nails it.
You're like, oh, my God, I can actually see him playing that role, you know, from from the get and.
That's hard to do because everybody was like, no, Jerry could be replaced.
You know, Elaine could be replaced, but not Kramer.
And he did, you know, he came in and filled that role pretty well.
And he's a cool dude.
Artist, author, all that jazz.
Yeah.
And comedian.
I didn't get to talk to him.
Yeah.
I wanted to talk to him about it because when we spoke a year or two ago, he said he hasn't done it in a long time.
I was like, you should really get back into it.
And then I think he did since then.
So next time he's on, we'll talk to him about that.
But yeah, there's just so much stuff to talk to that guy about.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's done a lot.
The first time we had him on, first time we had him on, he's like, how long is this going to be?
I'm like, we've gone anywhere from like 30 minutes to like an hour and a half with guests.
I'm like, so we really don't put a time on it.
We like kind of just let it free flow.
He's like, well, he's like, I can probably only do 30 minutes.
I'm like, yeah, no problem.
So 30 minute mark, I went to cut him off and he just kept going, wanted to be on.
So this time when we book him, he's like, how long are you thinking about having me on for?
I'm like, I don't know, kind of same thing as last time.
He's like, because I think it's going to take me at least 45 minutes to an hour to get my story out.
I'm like, no problem.
We can go an hour.
Perfect.
Yeah.
And then he was on for like an hour 20, something like that.
Yeah.
But yeah, he's, he's fun.
And he's a jokester too.
You know, he gets into some.
It's cool seeing his comedic brain work, you know?
Let's see some stuff from Steve Green.
What color pole was she using?
Who?
Oh, the pole vaulter.
Pole vaulter, man.
Yeah, I don't know.
But she had purple on her bikini bottoms.
She was pole vaulting?
What was she doing?
Yeah, right.
I thought she was sunbathing.
Yeah, but who knew?
I mean, that's cool.
I wonder if there's a reason to wear an outfit like that or if it's just to put a little sexual spin on it.
But what are the guys wearing?
Are they wearing fucking, like, no shirt and spandex shorts?
Because I'm not going to want to watch that one.
Yeah, I mean, it's like watching volleyball.
You don't watch the men's volleyball.
You watch the women's volleyball.
Oh, dude.
Women's volleyball is the best.
Women's tennis is the best, actually.
Then volleyball.
True.
Yeah.
You hear their orgasm noise.
I know a lot of them do that.
It's so weird, man.
Every, every, but didn't Monica Sella start that?
I don't know.
And then she got stabbed in the back by a fan.
It was crazy.
But like, yeah, she, she, I think she was the original, like, and they all started doing it.
Yeah.
They're like, wait, she's getting some traction here.
I mean, I get it.
Like, if you're exerting hard, I can see it coming out, but it almost seems like they're putting it on, you know?
Like, Maria Sharapova.
And how the hell did these...
And they're all pretty hot, these tennis girls, too.
There's not really, like, an ugly tennis girl.
You know who Lindsay Davenport is?
I know Davenport.
She was a pro tennis player back in the 90s.
She's, like, 6 '1".
I just saw...
She lived in Ladera Ranch, like, right down the road from me.
And I just saw her at a volleyball tournament my daughter went to.
Nice.
I think her daughter or kid was playing in the tournament.
Is she single?
I don't know.
I didn't talk to her, but I recognized her.
I was like, oh, that's Lindsay Davenport.
Holy shit.
She's like 6 '1 or 6 '2.
She's skying over me.
I was like, hey.
Chad Gracie, original drummer from Live, host of The Gracious Two.
Single.
How are you?
Pleasure to meet you.
That's how you should introduce yourself every time.
You're like, who are you?
What is that?
Reckon see what?
Yeah.
That's cool, though.
Davenport.
Is there another Davenport or am I just catching that name because of her?
I don't know.
Another one.
Probably because of her.
Didn't know my sports trivia from back then was so up there.
So what else is going on, folks?
Did you guys hear that they're coming out with another Cobra Kai spinoff season?
No.
Okay, good, because I just made it up.
Just made it up.
I was like, how did you find out before us?
Jim has got the scoop.
No, but so I didn't watch the last couple episodes of Cobra Kai, and then was there a movie afterwards where they went, like, earlier before Karate Kid?
No.
So, yeah, they did the final episodes of Cobra Kai, and then they did the Karate Kid Legends, but I think it just kind of ties in with the Cobra Kai itself.
Okay.
It was just a movie on that.
It was actually a lot better than I thought it was going to be, than we both thought it was going to be.
Are they doing a Johnny LaRusso spinoff?
Did I see that somewhere?
I thought that I saw something about that.
I may be wrong, though, but I swear to God I saw something.
Johnny LaRusso spinoff.
Anyway, I'm not sure.
I don't care what it is.
Yeah, we need we need more Cobra Kai.
I don't care what it is, though.
They've talked about a Mr.
Miyagi origin story, which would be cool, too.
See, that's what I thought this last movie was.
I thought they had a young Mr.
Miyagi in it, but I guess maybe I was dreaming.
No, no, it's just Jackie Chan was in it.
Ralph Macchio.
He wasn't as much as I thought he would be.
It was a lot better than we still thought.
The ending of it, being Cobra Kai fans, was worth it in itself.
So where was it, though?
Where was it in the timeline?
Same timeline as Cobra Kai.
It's current.
Oh, okay.
So what's Mr.
Miyagi doing in it?
It's just a flashback?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, so it was all a flashback.
That's why I'm really thinking they're pushing the Mr.
Miyagi origin story because they did a lot of Miyagi in the last few episodes of Cobra Kai.
And then they revisited it in the Karate Kid Legends and everything, too.
Are they going to do a digital version of Pat Morita?
I think they found a guy in the Cobra Kai series that looks a lot like him as a younger him.
And they actually used him in that series.
And so I think they're going to go with him if he'll do it.
Oh, I thought that was a fucking CGI.
That was actually some of it was.
Yeah, some of it was.
And some of it was actually an actor.
Pretty cool, man.
Yeah.
I don't know how I would feel about stepping into such an iconic role.
I mean, Mr.
Miyagi is loved.
For sure.
If you guys ever watch Spartacus, there's a new spinoff of Spartacus.
That's really good.
Is it?
Check it out.
Where's it at?
It's on all the, the original series.
If you didn't watch that as on Netflix right now, which I really recommend doing.
And then the new one is on stars.
So I think that it started off on stars.
Maybe Netflix has the original series now, but yeah.
So this, sorry, real quick, Justin.
So this is a cool series Spartacus about Spartacus gladiator, whatever.
But the first season, the guy who plays Spartacus like gets cancer in real life and can't do the second season.
So he'd like, he died.
He died.
He died between the first and.
So they did the first season, then they did a prequel kind of thing, because John Hanna, the guy that played Badiadis, was like, I don't want this to end.
So they did that for him, hoping that the original guy would get well, and then he ended up dying before they...
And he picked the person that would take over for him.
Oh, wow.
Because as you're watching this, Chad, you fell in love with the guy who played it, so you're like, there's no way this is going to work if they're replacing him and getting a new Spartacus.
And then the guy who ended up taking over actually did a really good job, and you kind of...
Didn't miss, you know, the original dude.
Not that you didn't miss him.
There's a documentary that Andy Whitfield did through his cancer journey.
It's just heartbreaking.
And he put so much faith in Eastern medicine that if he would have done some traditional medicine, he might have survived.
But I can understand, like, I don't want to go through chemo.
I'll try this instead.
yeah but yeah it's pretty heartbreaking and then of course at the end of the documentary he dies yeah yeah bummer yeah total bummer way to bring the show down drumming up okay well i'll bring it back to being lively that um spartacus and house of asher is like medium core porn yes i love that yeah it's historically oh the original series is historically accurate It's got a lot of nudity in it, and it has great violence as well.
And if you like Lucy Lawless, she's naked in it too.
Yes, got to love me some Lucy Lawless.
Lucy Brawless.
Yeah.
Basic Instinct was my spanking movie when I was younger.
I don't know if you guys know that, but Sharon Stone.
We didn't know that.
We didn't want to know that.
You guys know it now.
Now, every time you watch the movie.
No one asked for this, but we're getting it.
Right.
Now, every time you watch the movie, you could all realize what I'm doing.
Visual.
Yep.
Yep.
Scotty's bringing up the gracious two inches, man.
Start doing it on the gracious two inches only fans.
Yes.
Basic instinct watch party.
Let's go.
Oh my god.
Did you ever watch Loaded Weapon where they did the gratuitous beaver shot scene or whatever in that one with that same scene?
Oh, I forgot about those.
Who was in that?
Emilio Estevez.
Tim Curry was in it.
Kathy Ireland.
Kathy Ireland, Powers Booth.
Yeah, there's a big cast in that one.
I just always think of Tim Curry's wilderness girls and he shows up in the...
Girl Scout outfit.
So good.
Whatever happened to Emilio Estevez?
Because he was in a bunch of things.
I almost think he was bigger than Charlie, but it seems like he just kind of pulled out.
Not like he's not doing anything for any specific reason.
It just seemed like he had fun making movies, and now he's just done.
I'm not sure.
The girl he was dating, when we lived in San Luis Obispo, they had a bar.
And a restaurant in San Ynez, I think.
Like an old timey saloon type place.
Oh, cool.
They still have it.
So he was just kind of laying low, you know, hanging out there.
Hanging out with Kurt Russell.
At the bar.
Yeah.
There you go.
He looks so much like his father.
Oh, he could be.
That's true.
Oh, yeah.
Did Milo start directing?
I don't know.
I think he might have.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Could be behind the scenes, yeah.
I guess a lot of people do that.
They go in and then they find out they like it better behind the camera than in front of the camera.
It's got to be cool to make something like that.
Fred Savage did.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Was he a big director of what, How I Met Your Mother?
It's Always Sunny.
He did, I think, the second or third season of that.
Wow.
Of It's Always Sunny, yeah.
That's one of my favorite shows.
Fred Savage, huh?
Same.
Yeah, dude.
And then he was in, did you guys ever watch The Grinder?
It was only on one season, but it was a great show.
It was with Rob Lowe.
Rob Lowe and Fred Savage.
It was really good.
It was funny.
I think it was called Best Friends or something like that, or Friends from College.
It was some Netflix show, but Fred Savage was in it, and it was only like two seasons.
I think it was College Friends or something, but such a good show.
And he was acting in it.
So it was cool seeing him, like, you know, in something other than Wonder Years.
But it was a really good show.
College Friends or something?
It's on Netflix.
Let me see if I can find it.
Everyone said that it was the one guy in Wonder Years was Marilyn Manson.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Pfeffer.
Oh, Friends from College, it's called.
Friends from College.
Okay.
That's why I said How I Met Your Mother.
The chick from there is in there.
Colby Smulders.
I guess she was.
Okay.
Yeah.
But it's got Fred Savage, Keegan -Michael Kay, Colby Smulders, and a couple other people.
You guys will like it.
Funny.
Okay, cool.
Two seasons.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, man.
Did you guys watch the Diddy Doc?
No.
No.
Yeah.
Crazy.
Crazy, crazy.
I'm going to watch it.
It sounds amazing.
It's insane that this guy got away with shit for so long.
Like, I forget.
I think Biggie's mother came out and, like, spoke negative on him now.
Well, he basically got away with everything now.
He's, what, 50 months in jail for all the shit that he did?
That's freaking stupid.
Yeah.
Dumb.
And they get into, like, did he have something to do with Biggie's murder?
And, like, they draw some pretty big conclusions to it.
Yeah.
So it's just, there's a lot in here.
It seems like this boy has been a bad boy for a long time.
And it's just crazy.
Like if you listen to some of the shit he said, like bad boy records, like, okay, whatever, that's nothing.
But like interviews with him and Justin Bieber, like where they're on a couch and Justin saying like, oh, like Diddy, where's that Lamborghini?
You, you know, you promised me.
And he's like, did he start talking?
He's like, I let you drive it twice.
And he goes, and you know, better than to be talking about.
stuff that happens at big bro's house out in public, like just like that short, but like, you're like, Oh shit, this guy's fucking telling them like, Oh, shut your mouth.
And he was doing it on live TV, like on Jimmy Fallon or something.
And it's just like, he was brazen and it was in everybody's face, but nobody was calling him out on it.
Well, it's like when, I believe it was you guys last week.
So the Mel Gibson thing, we're just talking about how crazy it was with stuff that he was hearing in the nineties and all that or whatever, like way back in the kind of.
got rid of the video or whatever and it's just like calling them out and no one's doing anything about it and yeah what's going on like you could we could have you know taken care of this decades ago and but mel gibson's crazy you know he's just crazy that's what they do i never thought mel gibson was crazy like you know probably nope it's just like people that are difficult to work with always seem to be the right wingers so i thought I thought his, uh, you know, drunken rant on the Jews when he got his DUI was a little out there, but you know, everybody gets drunk.
Yes.
And then, uh, but, but I also saw when that fucking crazy Russian chick that, you know, was his baby mama.
And he's freaking out with her phone.
I also kind of saw like she was goading him, like trying to push those buttons for sure.
But now I just want to go to jacuzzi.
You will just smile and blow me.
This is so great.
But now, now.
She would say like just enough to infuriate him to like no end.
Oh, so good.
So good.
yeah man bobby pull that up let's see if we can find audio of that yeah bobby look for that mel gibson fucking mel gibson tapes i think that's what it's called oh my god they're so funny so anytime um this month are you two going to be in the studio in york together at any time yeah just talking about that we may do it on the 23rd because i'm i'm in pennsylvania from the 20th to the 26th so yeah if if you think about it while i'm there hit me up i'll Try to send you some sticks.
That'd be awesome.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
We need some, some Chad Tracy stuff.
I got a whole shit ton of sticks laying beside my kit that are all bashed up.
So.
And we have some stuff for you guys to send out.
So we wanted to see if you're going to be together.
We shall be.
Oh, that's very nice.
Thank you.
Yeah.
So if we send stuff to the studio, you will get it.
Yeah.
Just address it to me.
Okay, cool.
Yeah.
Sweet 300.
Oh yeah.
I was supposed to ask about a PO box or something.
Yeah.
But we have stuff for you too, J -Ro.
Cool.
I love, I love, I love stuff.
Yeah.
I'm going to play you folks a funny video.
I've been, I know you guys have been checking it out, but I've been clogging up my feed with just videos of people falling and it makes me laugh when people do stupid things.
And then like, Oh, the trees last week was hilarious.
Which one?
The trees.
Yeah.
Yes.
Oh yeah.
That was good.
Bobby's adding something.
What do you got here, Bobby?
Ah, he's got something.
Because you're doing something.
Trying to breastfeed with fucking foreign bodies in you.
Was that it?
Look how crazy it was then.
Oh, it had nothing to do with what?
The fact that you had foreign bodies in there?
Correct.
Correct.
Okay, good.
So you're not lying to me about fake tits.
I've never had.
Yes.
Yes, you just did.
You said they weren't.
You fucking lied to me before.
I didn't.
No, no.
I never said anything of a kind.
You never asked me, I never told you.
Or maybe you asked me, but I never lied about this.
What?
Not a lie, who cares?
So, why don't you?
Anyway, uh...
It is, it is.
They look stupid, I'm just telling you.
It's just an appraisal.
Keep them if you want.
Look stupid, see if I give a fuck.
But they're too big and they look stupid.
They look like some Vegas bitch.
Tight clothes and stuff.
I won't stand for that anymore.
I don't walk around in tight clothes.
I stay at home for most of the time.
You look like a fucking bitch on here.
And if you get raped by a pack of niggers, it'll be your fault.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, boy.
I'm all for all this.
I don't know what his problem is.
Right.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Wow, man.
I didn't even get into the good stuff.
I know.
I know.
We'll queue one up for next week.
Or he's just like yelling uncontrollably.
I didn't realize he said that she should get raped by a pack of, you know, black people.
Wow.
Wow.
I don't know why he said that she lied about her implants.
He would have known.
I mean, there's scarring and everything.
He would have known.
You'd think so.
Was she lying maybe to the public?
Unless they went in through the belly button.
Maybe.
You know what I'm saying?
Maybe she was lying to the public.
Like, oh, yeah, they're real or whatever.
I don't know.
But damn, she got that dude fired up.
But you could tell.
I mean, she was recording the conversation.
That was a setup, dude.
Yeah.
And I forget.
I thought in California, like, if you were recording the conversation, you had to, like, let the other person know, like, hey, you're being recorded.
I thought that was a rule.
Unless you're famous, then it doesn't matter.
Yeah.
That's the difference is you can release it anyway because someone will pay for your lawyer fees anyways because you got them the content.
Bobby, do me a favor and pull up Amber Heard telling Johnny Depp's lawyer that she donated the money.
This is the best thing ever because she pledged the money.
that's right that was yes a crazy trial too because as you're sitting there going oh my god she's lied about everything when his exes are coming out and going um he never pushed me down the stairs and he didn't right yes he did like these are people that have no reason to stick up for him at this point and they're like no yeah didn't do this.
You're nuts, lady.
And you start seeing her kind of the craziness come.
That was just fun to watch.
She's definitely an actress.
Amber Turd, yes.
Well, she dumped a grumpy on my bed.
Dumped a grumpy.
There's a picture of her and Kamala Harris again that said shits and giggles.
Wait, Bobby, pause it one second.
So she's lying here in real time.
The lawyer's like, you didn't donate the money.
You said you were going to, and you didn't.
She's like, no, I did.
She's like, no, they don't have it.
She's like, I pledged.
She's like, right.
Pledge is a different word, though.
You needed to give the money.
You didn't.
Yes, I did.
I pledged it.
Go ahead, Bobby.
In August of 2016, right?
That sounds right.
And in connection with that settlement, you received $7 million from Mr.
Depp, true?
That's correct.
6 .8, exactly.
Your settlement amount was $7 million.
That's correct.
And then you released a statement in which you claimed you would be donating the entire $7 million to charity, right?
That's correct.
That's correct.
You would be donating half of the $7 million to the ACLU.
That's correct.
Great.
You would be donating the other half to Children's Hospital of Los Angeles.
That is correct.
You also stated, with respect to the $7 million divorce settlement, that money played no role except for the extent that you could donate the money to charity.
Yes, that's correct.
If we could please pull up Plaintiff's Exhibit 1259.
What is this?
this is an article entitled amber heard donates johnny depp divorce settlement to charity read her statement in full is that correct that's what the title says yes directing your attention to the portion on the second page where it says quote read the statement below come on that is correct Your Honor, I move to admit the statement and the article as redacted.
Objection.
Hearsay.
It's her statement.
Hearsay.
What?
Hearsay.
I just testified, Your Honor, that it's her statement.
How's the fucking hearsay?
Hearsay.
I saw it in a movie once.
Hearsay.
Yeah.
Okay, then I have no objection.
All right.
One, two, five.
Oh, okay.
Well, good.
Evidence as redacted.
The statement reads, as described in the restraining order and divorce settlement, money played no role for me personally and never has, except to the extent that I could donate it to charity and in doing so, hopefully help those less able to defend themselves.
As reported in the media, the amount received in the divorce was $7 million and $7 million is being donated.
This is over and above any funds that I have given away in the past and will continue to give away in the future.
Did I read that correctly?
That is correct.
I don't remember that last line, but it doesn't stand out to me as wrong.
There's nothing inaccurate in the statement.
Not that I recognize, no.
Here's a...
Objection.
This is that donated $100 ,000 of the divorce settlement directly to the ACLU.
Is that right?
Right at the beginning of the divorce settlement, he donated $100 ,000 to each jury on my behalf towards my contribution.
So $100 ,000 to the ACLU and to the Children's Hospital.
And in response, you publicly demanded that Mr.
Depp pay the divorce settlement directly to you instead of the charities, right?
That was always the agreement, actually, is for him to pay me directly.
It was not his money.
Could have went right to the charity.
She wanted her first.
I said if he wants to do it and give to charity all of a sudden, then he should pay the correct amount and not try to get a big tax break for it.
So effectively for his tax bracket, he should be paying.
double that amount to the charity directly.
And if he wanted to pay the charity directly, he could.
He could do that.
It was fine with me, but he would need to pay the adjusted amount.
Ultimately, the rest of the $7 million divorce settlement was paid directly to you, right?
Over time, yes.
Mr.
Depp didn't end up paying the rest of the $7 million divorce settlement directly to the charities you identified.
That is correct.
He paid the installments to me.
You stopped that from happening, didn't you?
I don't understand what your question is.
I'm sorry.
You saw Mr.
Depp from paying the charities that you had named directly.
That is incorrect.
I said if you want to pay the charities directly, pay the adjusted amount or pay as per our agreement in the settlement or in the divorce.
Liar.
As per our agreement.
And he chose to do the former, not the latter.
I mean, the other way around.
I get that confused, too.
It's okay, Amber Turd.
Fool me once, shame on you.
Okay, Ms.
Turd.
And you said publicly that the payments to the charities should not be drawn out over many years, right?
I said that I don't recall the exact words that I used, but basically...
It's a little painful, but...
Tell her all the time you shit on the bed, Amber Turd, please.
Tell us about that.
That wasn't me.
That was the dog.
They're like, it's a three -pound dog.
It was a nine -pound shit.
How does that work?
Dude, what kind of freaking human being shits on someone's bed, by the way?
God damn.
What is wrong with you?
I liked watching during her testimony, Johnny Depp would make notes and pass it around to the attorneys, and they would all laugh.
It's hilarious.
I like that he never looked at her.
I was just going to say the same thing.
He never gave her the respect of looking at her.
because didn't he tell her at one point I'm never looking you in the eye again yeah and you saw she was like basically like I don't know like not remorseful but like come on can we put this behind us type of deal and he's like we're fucking in court this is your fault not mine you did this you wanted this Yeah.
And could you imagine if he didn't fight back and didn't and wasn't such a good dude like for all this time and didn't have character witnesses like everybody would have bought it hook, line and sinker.
I mean, this chick went as far as to use like makeup to make up bruises and shit on her face and then lie about using makeup cover up to cover up bruises because they're like, well, you had bruises here.
And then the next day you don't.
She's like, oh, yeah, I use this makeup to cover it up.
And then they're like.
Well, that makeup that you used to cover it up wasn't even out then.
Yeah.
It didn't come out for six or seven months later.
Like the bitch just lied over and over.
Like everything she said was a lie, which is crazy, dude.
Like you're heartbroken.
Okay.
I get it.
You're still getting 7 million from a dude who married you and you were fucking a loser too.
But now you're going to literally try and ruin this dude's life and put him in jail and ruin his fucking character because.
he's sick of your craziness and doesn't want you shitting in his bed and blaming his dog.
Like what the fuck lady?
It's classic narcissism.
But honestly, I think the appeal for him to her was that she had a girlfriend on the side.
So he's thinking, I'm going to marry this chick.
We're going to have threesomes.
It's going to be great.
And it backfired.
Yeah, of course.
He married crazy.
Well, yeah, I mean, crazy can be fun in small doses.
Just, you know, don't marry him.
Don't be married to him.
You got problems.
How doesn't Johnny Depp know that, dude?
Like, come on, Rob.
I know, I know.
I think he learned his lesson now, I hope.
He just saw threesomes.
That's all he saw.
Yeah, you don't have to marry that.
Yeah.
And she was incredibly hot back then.
Totally.
Still is.
I'll give it to her.
I mean, even though.
Yeah, but she was.
even hotter back then, but yeah.
Well, yeah, because after you watch something like that, you could be the hottest chick on the planet, but when you see their black soul, you're like, you're fucking gross.
How dare you?
I don't know if the crazy went that deep.
You're right.
My gosh.
My lanta.
But yeah, thank God he was able to fight that.
So what happens with that?
Did she get to keep that $7 million that he gave her after he proved that she was doing all this?
That $7 million divorce settlement should have came back to him.
A lot of that's probably going to go to the attorneys, too, that didn't do much for her.
True.
They seem to go, oh, shit.
We don't have a lot to work with now as much as we thought when we first took this case.
You start seeing the lawyers, too, kind of doing less and less as we go.
Well, when you represent a narcissist, they'll lie to you, too.
Exactly.
Her lawyers are in the background like, Oh my God.
What?
Well, this was still when like the, the me too thing was real hot.
So the lawyers like, let's jump on it.
This is only, you know, we're, we're going to win this just because of that.
Right.
Realizing now the truth eventually does come out and the good guys always win.
Yeah.
When we know when, when shit hits the fan.
So yeah.
As we're learning.
Good guys.
Yeah.
Well that, and I'm, I don't know.
I think we talked about this before, but the, the lacrosse team situation that happened where like, she just admitted it never happened right like 20 years later and it's like those guys are in their 40s now like and now they're there's i mean she ruined 20 years of these guys lives for no reason at all i couldn't get jobs got kicked out of school and what made her come out now was it just her conscious was i don't remember the exact details but i just remember hearing about i'm like that's fucked up man like that's it is fucked up you know they're in their early 20s now they're in their early 40s and And now they can hopefully get their lives back on track.
I'm like, I couldn't imagine being right now going, oh, now I can finally do stuff.
What am I going to do now?
I'm in my 40s now.
What the hell am I going to even do?
And maybe even your closest people didn't believe you because they believed her.
You know, like a lot goes into that.
Yeah.
Wow, man.
But, you know, it kind of takes a big person for her to even come out.
Like, again, what she did was completely wrong.
But the fact that she's coming out now to admit it.
shows that there's growth there and that takes a big thing to do like granted what she did was really fucking evil and wrong but what she did now to come out is seems really hard to do after you've lied for 20 years and ruined these people's lives like you could have took that to the grave and nobody would have known or been the wiser so it's like yeah that's the fine or the the black or the the silver lining sorry um but still just don't do it right no 100 and ruin yeah you know the silver lining is that she did it and didn't do it too late but are right really late but still just you know just just know that you're it's not just you know whatever you're doing it for just think it's it's someone's or many people's lives that are you know coming into the equation here And did she come out because or maybe she got spiritual and she's like, if I don't come clean on this, I'm not going to heaven.
You know what I'm saying?
So it could be a selfish reason why she came out.
You don't know when it really comes down to it.
Yeah, I don't really know.
But because I don't know, she could have also done it because there wasn't a lot of attention on her for this many years.
And she's like, hey, I can get more attention on me by saying, hey, they actually didn't do this.
Look at me.
I'm back in the media again.
Who knows?
True.
Unfortunately, we live in those times as well where people will just, oh, I've been out of the spotlight for a little while.
How can I get back into it?
Yeah.
Got to love cuckoo birds.
Makes the world go round.
My nephew is like two and a half going on three, dude.
Toddlers are like drunken adults.
He just walks, kind of bouncing around like he's a little buzz.
He yells like, I want this.
I want that.
I'm like.
Dude, how dare you?
He's so funny, man.
He's such a personality.
He just makes me laugh.
But yeah, that's what they remind me of.
Just like a, you know, a drunk older dude.
Yeah.
Characters.
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I'll see a guy score a touchdown on Sunday and he does a crane kick and stuff.
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Another gracious Tuesday, y 'all.
What up there, ba -ba -ba -ba -ba -bay?
What's up?
Yeah, I went to Texas, actually.
I was there for a couple days.
I heard only steers and queers were in Texas, and you don't look much like a steer.
Yeah.
That's a full metal jacket joke, folks.
That's right.
I went to one of the data centers they're building out there for quantum computing.
Sick.
Yeah, it was really, really interesting.
I had to sign a non -disclosure agreement, but you know what?
I could talk about some of it.
That's what we love to hear, Bobby breaking rules.
Yeah, so far they're building, they're working on a...
They're working on, so far, they say by 2030 that they'll be able to crack Bitcoin encryption.
Really?
By 2030, yeah.
So that's cool.
They're calling it Q -Day, like Y2K was, kind of like the 1999 to 2000 thing.
So before they get to that point, though, Bobby, can't they get a quantum computer encrypting so they couldn't?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, they were actually, that's the whole thing that I was there for.
We're working on software to mitigate what can happen once people have access to quantum computers on a regular level where, you know, you could easily access them, you know?
Right, because in the beginning, it's going to be only the elite top that could even have access to them because they're so expensive.
be more expensive than the supercomputers were back in the day.
Yeah.
You could actually go on IBM Quantum and use their cloud quantum computer just to do like small quantum simulations, quantum algorithms.
But that's where I was.
That's where I got caught up doing the flight.
It ended up being late.
Stupidity.
You were really on time.
I mean, You weren't at our 1230 meeting, but other than that.
I'm going to leave the folks with a little video of people falling.
Anything else for the audience, Bob A?
I just want to recommend everybody watch the show Pluribus because it's really good.
I don't know if you watch it, Chad.
I don't know if you check it out.
I got to check it out.
Yeah, I definitely recommend it.
Bobby gets back -end points if you watch Pluribus, folks, so go on and watch it.
Bobby's getting paid on that back -end there.
Thank you, Bobby.
All right, here we go, folks.
I'll leave this video with you, and then we'll bid you folks adieu.
I think this is a good one, Chad.
Could be wrong, but...
No way.
Nope, not ending well.
Oh, my God, dude.
That's a broken back.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I lost a breath.
Oh, shit.
Oh, boy.
Damn, dude.
Ow!
No!
Oh God, no.
Space plant.
Oh my God.
Is that a grill?
Yeah, bro.
What the fuck?
Is that bees?
The baby.
The baby.
Oh my God.
What just happened there?
This is not good.
Oh shit.
come on chad that's hilarious good stuff oh my god The lady coming out, she's like, what are you doing to my window?
And then she just fucking falls through.
Yeah, falls through the screen door.
That's good.
All right, folks.
Another gracious Tuesday there.
All right, everybody.
Good to see you.
Thank you, everyone, for coming in.
We're going black.