Secrets with the Swinger Society: A Weekend of Laughs and Lessons Part 1 [00:00:00] This week on Hot Couple Chronicles literal, 90% of time I didn't know where my phone was. We were walking somewhere at all time. I lost my wallet for a while. All our cars started vibrating and the check engine light started blinking and beeping, but we almost made it. We were hour and a half away. We were on the opposite side of Daytona. Yeah, so close. And our car. Decided that no, they didn't wanna co cooperate, so, so I pulled over at a dealership and so they could look at it in three hours and lots of money. Lots of money. But we knew we were getting, they knew we were desperate. We were on, yeah, I knew on the way to vacation time just. Is weird there. It really is. Time is so weird all of a sudden and then all of a sudden it's nighttime and so we don't wanna go to bed. So we're up until Yeah, the sun comes up. Yeah. Because we don't wanna miss one minute because it's The feeling is we're so welcome to Hot Couple Chronicles a podcast exploring the singing [00:01:00] lifestyle. Our discussions may contain explicit content and adult themes intended for mature audiences while we strive to offer valuable insights and entertainment. Please be aware that the views expressed are based on personal experiences and opinions. We encourage listeners to approach the content with an open mind and to prioritize communication, consent, and respect in their relationships. Remember, everyone's journey is unique, so take what resonates with you and leave what doesn't. Thank you for joining us on our adventure. I am Russ. And I'm Ashley. And this is Hot Couple Chronicles. Happy Wednesday. We survived. [00:02:00] We are here. W e have moved locations. As you can see, we're not at Secrets anymore. No, we, well, we failed. Failed. We failed. Dropped the ball this weekend. I wouldn't say we dropped the ball. I feel like we did what we always do and we lost our phones. Put them away. Yes. And then went running around the entire weekend. I literally, 90% of the time I didn't know where my phone was. We were walking somewhere at all times. I lost my wallet for a while. Most of the time you didn't have a wallet. I was concerned in the back of my head. But I had my debit card. I had my debit card. So it worked out. Yeah. Yeah, we did. It was in the car the entire time. But it's been a weekend. It's been a weekend. And you can also see we're not with ThaMFKNLees. Nope, we're not. It could have been good. It could have. They had to go home on Sunday and we stayed down here and, but that doesn't explain why we don't have a podcast with them, because we were with them Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Oh. Because [00:03:00] we're horrible content creators and podcasters. We put our stuff away, threw it, we hid everything, threw it away, organized, and then just left. Yeah. We were busy all weekend. The entire time. You kept reminding me like, we need to do a podcast. All weekend. We need to do a podcast this weekend. I'm like, we'll get it. We'll get it. We'll get to it. Yeah. And we never got to it. Yeah. As I said, we wouldn't, I knew it. I knew it. We're doing it right now. Now we got to it. The only way we're gonna be able to start doing podcasts at events is if we get there and do it the day before. Yeah. Or right away. Yeah. As soon as we get there and put our stuff up and do it. Because there's no way. It's like herding cats. It, they're everywhere. Squirrels. Squirrels everywhere. Oh, squirrels. But you guys keep using that one. Squirrels squirreling. Herding squirrels. Have you ever tried to herd squirrels? It's a lot like herding a whole bunch of swingers, [00:04:00] you know, from from, yeah. From my, my uh, squirrel herding days. Herding days, yeah. Back in your squirrel herding days. That was a past life. I don't like to talk about it. But yeah, so the podcast could have been really good. It could have been a good thing, but one day maybe. Yeah, we'll get 'em one day. Maybe in person one of these days. Yeah. They offered to zoom call but we've done that before. We have done that so many times now and it's nothing like in person. No. So I was really hoping to get their raw reaction. Yeah. While they're still there. Yeah. But yeah, we'll get, we'll get there. I know they had fun. It was a lot. It was a different group of people. It was a new group of people and yeah, never went to any of these, this events. Yeah. It can, it's very overstimulating and overwhelming and most of us know each other, so it's, and yeah. Yeah. It's like a reunion. It's, to be fair, it's hard to go to things like, [00:05:00] especially Swinger Society events. Yeah. With us. Yeah. Because everybody there, we've already known for years. Years, yeah. At this point, Secrets on like the only reason why we go to Secrets with Swinger Society once or twice a year has been just a reunion. That's it. That's all it's been. It's about all the people we've we've met over the years. Yeah. 'Cause it was built on Discord and that was the whole, that was the whole mission. The whole purpose was to build this Discord Community. Community. Yeah. And so we got really close with a lot of these people four or five years ago and talk all of the time, but we only know each other off of Discord. It's just a really tight community of people that are on there just all the time, all day night, and just hang out there and full of like tens of thousands of people, just full of people. But we met a lot of them on Discord and that's really where. It was a place to gather everybody together and meet and do all that. And so it was good to see everybody. We haven't seen, I mean, some of those people we haven't seen in [00:06:00] since like four years ago when we first met them. Yeah. There was a, yeah. Some people we've never met we've only talked online. Well, it's fun 'cause we'll see people and we kick off just how we left. Like it's like we never even left. Yeah. But it's like, when was the last time we actually saw each other in person? Oh yeah. This one. A lot. Not a Snapchat. A lot of people were at this one too. It was a lot of people. Yeah. I'm like, shit, we haven't seen you in what? Over a year. Holy cow. People we used to see all the time. Yeah. Everywhere too. Yeah. People we used to travel the country with. Yeah. Yeah. And now it's once in a blue moon and we've been doing Swinger Society once or twice a year. And we've been kind of gathering there for a while. But it was, it was a lot of, there was a lot. There was. It was. A lot happened. A lot. A lot happened. So we'll start, we'll start Thursday. Yeah. Thursday, Thursday. It started off with a bang. Literally got up, literally I got up at three 30 in the morning to get a shower and got dressed and [00:07:00] yeah, got ready and we were gonna leave the house by six, by 6:00 AM. We didn't leave till closer to seven 30 or so, eight o'clock. And then we left and then made it halfway and our car broke down. Our car started vibrating and the check engine light started blinking and beeping. So we almost made it. We were an hour and a half away. We were on the opposite side of Daytona. Yeah. So close. And our car decided no, that, no, they didn't wanna co cooperate, so, so I pulled over at a dealership and so they could look at it and three hours and lots of money. Lots of money. But we knew we were getting, they knew we were desperate. We were on, yeah, on the way to vacation. I, I knew we were going to get bent over the barrel. It was a part that, it was something that would've cost, took an hour and yeah, if it would've happened at home, I could have fixed it in an hour and. [00:08:00] It cost us maybe a quarter of what we paid. Less than that. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, we took it, but it's, it is what it is. Yeah. It was just one of those things. We made it, we made it Secrets super late. We didn't get there until eight o'clock, eight 30. It wasn't that late, was it? Yeah, it was dark like it right after we got there. It got dark like immediately. It was by, yeah. I mean we got there, we unpacked and decorated the room right away. Yeah. And then it got dark pretty quickly. And then it got dark pretty quickly and we were staying with Lees and they were coming like 10 ish. They showed up at like nine 30. Yeah. Something like that. We got there, got unpacked, decorated the room, and then we started wandering and finding people. Yeah. We were off to quick start. We ran around. Yeah. We met friends that we've been talking to for just a couple months. Like they came straight or [00:09:00] our room straight away almost. And we kick it off with, you know, tequila shots. Yeah. As we do, as we do, as we do, we went through a lot of tequila. We definitely did. But then we kind of gra, like when we go to Secrets, we'll gather in our room, we'll hang out, we'll talk for a little bit, and then as the group will collectively just start wandering together As in herds, yeah. They get bored or you hear noise or any, literally anything. Yeah. Distracts everybody and then somebody's gone and then everybody follows and you just kind of, especially in the evenings and nighttime, you wander the hallways. You go from room to room. You go in the pool or the hot tub, that's what you just do in the evening. Yeah. Especially in the early, early days. Well, I think like first, first we go find our people and then we explore the rooms. Yeah. You find each other because like we saw a couple rooms we've never been in [00:10:00] before this time. Yeah, yeah. And so we're exploring and everybody hangs out there for maybe an hour or so if half, half hour to an hour and then we will move on. Yeah. We were trying to get unpacked and ready and settled and everything, but like you have to kind of close your door, close your blinds and do what you wanna do in your room. 'Cause you won't have any more time to do it than that. Yeah. You can't let anybody know you're there yet. Yeah. Because once, just stay quiet and get in your room, sneak all your stuff in, close your blinds, close your door and then you come out and emerge and appear. It happened so fast that I wore an Amish dress like all night long 'cause I didn't have time to change. And there were comments about Little Hu on the, I said that. Laura Ingalls. I said that, I was like, I'm feeling I need to get outta my Amish, my Amish clothes. Yeah. It was very, it was cute. It was flowy but it wasn't swinger and it definitely wasn't Secrets. So. Yeah. No, it's pretty, I love the dress on you, but it's not the, it was not the vibe at all. Yeah. And, but it happens so fast. 'Cause as soon as you start seeing your people. If they start seeing you, everybody starts [00:11:00] running towards each other. And then you have a group of 20 people gathering. So it goes very fast. It's hard to explain. It does. It's hard to explain. So, yeah, we went to bed pretty early that night. Yeah. 'cause we all had been traveling. Like I got up at like three 30 to get ready to leave and all of that. So we went to bed early. Mm-hmm. And we knew that the party was really going to start. Yeah. Yeah. We wanted to rest 'cause we knew we weren't gonna be resting much all weekend. So we know better. And then we woke up Friday around what? 10? When the music starts. Yeah. When the music woke us up. Yeah. And got bathing suits on and went and hung out. Yeah. Did the same, pretty much repeat. Yeah. Rinse, repeat. You found the rest of your people, found other people that were getting there Friday. Get up, get, eat a little something for breakfast and head out to the pool and start meeting everybody. Yeah. And so we [00:12:00] hung out there for a little. I We never touched water. Yeah. Friday we were wandering around the pool all day. The intention was we were in a bathing suit. Yeah. The intentions were to go, yeah. Swimming. That was what we kept trying to do. But it's always like, it's hard to explain. It sounds so crazy when you're talking about it as an adult, normal human being, but you have to understand like there's a group of people, at least four people, six people, you know. Yeah. Usually that's, we go everywhere in this little group of people and then one person has to go to the bathroom, one person has to go change their clothes, someone has to go do this, someone has to go get a drink, and you end up just going with whoever's moving at the time, and like you just kind of go on adventures and then you meet new people. Looking for a fresh way to connect in the lifestyle. Welcome to the playground, A modern space where open-minded adults meet, explore, and create unforgettable connections built for the lifestyle community. The playground is where curiosity meets connection. Ready to join the phone? Click the [00:13:00] link below, and start your adventure with the playground today. Yeah, like that's the thing is you're always meeting people. Well, it takes an hour to go anywhere. Yeah. Because something as simple as, oh, I'm just gonna go to our room and go pee. Yeah. It's on that walk to your room, you're going to run into 10 people, 45 and talk to each one of those people for five, 10 minutes and they're gonna introduce you to their neighbor and they're gonna show you their room and they're gonna tell you about this, and then they're gonna have people come, somebody's got a dog. Then they're all outside and someone has to run somewhere to do so it's. Time just is weird there. It really is. Time is so weird all of a sudden and then all of a sudden it's nighttime. It's time to get ready for the party. That's just how swinger time works in general, but Secrets, it's amplified because you get up and it doesn't stop. Yeah. Then we got back, we went back to the room and we started putting our pirate stuff on. Yeah. Friday was because it was [00:14:00] the pirate party, pirate something almost Pirates. Something about treasures pirate treasure or something like that. Yeah. It has pirate. Yeah. It always has a cliche like saying or phrase. Tiki Freaky was Saturday or Tiki. Yeah, freaky tiki was was Saturday. Yeah. And then this was something about, yeah, not, I wasn't crazy about the themes for this one for sure. Yeah. They were probably, I mean, I actually ended up redeeming myself and getting, finding a pretty decent pirate costume. But yeah, you that had me worried. I loved your pirate costume. It was good. Had me, it was real good. I have one 360 video with me in that. Other than that, no photo evidence that I was in that. Yeah, he bought a whole pirate. Like he doesn't really do costumes. We don't really ever do costumes for you. Usually you just wear like a suit to, or a dress shirt or something. You went full pirate costume. Whole fish bang. Yeah. No picture evidence except one three thing. We did 1 360. So glad we did that 360 or we'd have no pictures of us in those costume. We need to put them on just, I got a selfie with Mike too. Yeah. But it's all like face stuff, like. Yeah, [00:15:00] you can't see the costume and I was like, we might have to put the costume. That was a good costume. We might have to put it on and just take pictures just to pretend that we got pictures because we failed. We failed. I started out the weekend of as always being so excited to get as much content, room tours, go in everybody's rooms and film and do all the pictures. I brought at least 12 sets of lingerie that I like. Brand new sets. Mm-hmm. We were gonna take pictures and I was, I mean, when you're staying with a girl, it does, the chances of you having lingerie time is pretty high. I don't know here lately all, I don't remember the last time that we've successfully done lingerie pictures with other girls. Yeah, it seems like every single time, for at least last six months, it's been like, we're gonna do pictures and then nobody does. So we always start out with good intentions. But time just time's different. There time flies. It's different. Yeah. We went to pirate night and we went [00:16:00] down to the club. We went and got our pictures and our videos like we do and wandered down there and you start seeing who's down there. And dj Life of Spice was DJing Friday night, so we were spoiled. We had to see him. We haven't seen him in a minute. And he always does a great set. Killed, killed it. Always. He always kills it. Always every time. But I went to go get on stage 'cause no one was around. No one was up there. It was quiet and he was just kind of like hanging out. And I saw my opening. I was like, I'm gonna go up there. I just want him, I just wanna go say hi. I never go on stage. Yeah. I never go say hi to him when he's up there. And I was like, I'm gonna do it. I was feeling, feeling brave and I walked up there and there was like this step thing or some, some kinda step thing right next to him. And I went to go like, talk to him and I, I hit my shin. I ran my shin into the corner. Fell over on top of the stage. In front of everybody. So yeah, that's how that went. That's [00:17:00] why I just don't, but I was really feeling good about it. I was like, I think this is gonna be like one of the last times we see him perform and dj. So I was like, before it's over, I wanna make sure I go and say hello to him and make sure he knows that we're here and stuff. And yeah, no, I'm just graceful. And I wasn't even, it wasn't even 'cause I was drunk or anything, I, I just tripped. I tripped stupid. It was a dumb. Every time I've fallen, it hasn't been because I've been drunk. It's 'cause I'm clumsy. I get up and I'm like, no, I'm fine. Like, I am fine. I just every time I fall in, in front of somebody, they automatically assume I'm drunk. Freak out. Yeah. Yeah. Like, oh, you hit, you're feeling good. Yeah, actually I'm completely sober. Oh yeah. I just can't walk and I just fall a lot. Yeah. I trip. I'm just clumsy as shit. Yeah. So I, I, all weekend I had the biggest knot. It was a knot on my skin. Your shit. It was bad. Bad. I think it's, it might be the worst bruise I've ever had in my whole entire life. And not only that, it wasn't even the bruise. I can do bruises. That's fine. It was the constant [00:18:00] throbbing all weekend. Like it felt like it was gonna explode all weekend long. So that was fun. And it was not cute either. It's so gross. But yeah, that was my embarrassment for Friday. But we stayed in the club. We had a good time at the club. Friday. We usually don't stay in the club very often or very much. Yeah. But, well, so we had friends that, we had friends there that it was their first time. They decided. It was their first time at Secrets and they said they were going to get a VIP booth. Yeah. And they invited us over there to hang out with them for most of the night. Yeah. Most of our friends went. So we were up there over there too. So we had a whole group of our friends. We were over there for most of the night. It's nice to have space to just have. Yeah. That you can stand in, sit down, put your stuff in. And then in Secrets manner or swinger manner. Mm-hmm. We went hung out with our friends who introduced us to more of their friends. And then we all made friends with, and then we all made friends with each other. But we do, we introduce our friends to their friends and them to our friends. Yeah. And then we're all best friends. No, it, Friday night was fun. Yeah. Yeah. It was fun. Yeah. We [00:19:00] stayed in the club for quite a while. It was, it was a good night. I didn't, everybody was dying, sweating every time, but we didn't. I felt comfortable. Normally we go to the club, we dance, we get hot. Yeah. And then we end up naked in the pool. But we didn't do that Friday night. We dance in the club for, I'd say we were in the club for a couple hours for a while and been there a long time. We were in there for a while. It was fun though. Everybody was just having the best time. Yeah. So good. I love dancing in the middle of the group and then finding people. We did, we close the club down Friday? Uh, it was pretty close. I think we almost closed. We, I don't think we closed clo. They were starting to like they were the VIP section that we were in, they were just starting to, yeah, clean up. Clean up. Yeah. Yeah. So we're like, all right, that's our cue. And everybody was kind of done and over. You couldn't, you can only be in there so long. But those, that's the time where we go back to our rooms, we make new plans and after party. We make new plans. 'Cause [00:20:00] again, we're excited. Everyone's excited. Yeah. We miss these people. I don't like, unless you're in the lifestyle, unless you really get it and you go to these events and stuff, or you're apart. Especially with an online based community. You just don't see each other in person ever. You talk and a lot of these people you're talking to every day of your life. Yeah. All of the time. And you just see each other once in a blue moon. And so when you get together and you're, especially when you're all staying on site, you all have your own rooms, accommodations, no one's driving anywhere. No one has to worry about shuttles or Ubers or any of that. And you can just like let your hair down and you know you're not gonna leave until Monday, Tuesday, whenever you're leaving Sunday. Yeah. It's like a whole different feeling because you just get, everyone gets so excited. 'cause it's emotional, it's, you know, it's a community of people and we also like to party and we like to hang out with friends that like fucking. Our friends go hard. That we try to keep up. We try to keep up. We like, all we do is just keep up. We're just keep up. We go hard always. And we love, [00:21:00] we don't get very, it's, but I think it's, so it's, we spend three days together out of maybe once or twice a year. Mm-hmm. And so we don't wanna go to bed. So we're up until yeah. The sun comes up. Yeah. Because we don't wanna miss one minute because it's, the feeling is so good. We're soaking up as much time as we can in a short, because we know it's gonna be over in three seconds and we all know it's gonna be over and we're all excited to be together finally. And yeah, there's just no explaining it unless you know what that's like. And, especially online communities and stuff, people that you don't ever get to see in real life, it's a lot different than seeing your friends every once a month. Friday was the beginning of my transformation. Hey there listeners. Are you looking to prioritize your sexual health and wellness? We've got just a thing for you. Shameless care offers at-home testing kits, telehealth, consultations, and even treatment for ed, and performance anxiety for when you wanna play, but your body says otherwise. It's convenient. Discreet and all about keeping you at your best. And guess what? We've teamed up with them to give you an exclusive discount. Use [00:22:00] code hot. That's code HOT at checkout to get $30 off your first order. Don't walk, run. It's time to take charge of your sexual health today with Shameless care because your health is nothing to be ashamed of. Yes. Yeah, so Friday I acquired this hat that I've been wearing since. Yeah, I did too. I had a hat on too. Everybody's just wearing a hat all weekend. But the entire I, I got, I put it on. And I'm not normally a hat person, but I put it on and I looked at you and said, I look like a fuck boy. And that's accurate. I'm like, you know what? I'm just gonna own it. And this, I had this on all weekend and lived my best life. That's true. That's all we did. That's what we did. But [00:23:00] anyway, yeah. So Friday night after the club, we ended up in our room with a big group of people. That's doesn't happen very often. No. Usually. Usually we go to other people for, usually we're never in our room ever. There was a big group of people in our room. Yeah. Well, we had a good location too. Anytime we're on that front side, we have, we gather a group every single time when we're on that one side. We had 1 41 this time so it was like right next to the new tiki bar. Yeah. Well everybody that was like coming outta the club towards the tiki bar, they could see us over there. So they would all wander over and we'd all hang out there and we had our new friends, old friends. Had music on. We had lights. Yeah. ThaMFKNLees. They're like, he is the light. Mike's known for the, as the light person. So he has all the lights, he sets the whole room up. He spent all the time getting the lights all set up. And so [00:24:00] we had it looking like a its own little club. So it was like its own little after party club. And it was on the inside, which is always, that's just busy. It's just a busier room. Yeah. And when we have a room on the outside, it's very quiet. It's much more quiet mm-hmm. A just us vibe where the inside is much more just friends. Find us easier. Yeah. 'Cause your window's right there and they look in and tap and knock and everyone knocks on your door as they're going by and then you just... yeah. It's crazy. It's, it's a lot. It's a lot. Unless you've been there, you don't really understand. But it's people so knocking on your door pretty much all the time or coming in or looking in your window or something. It's a lot. Yeah. It's a lot. So if you want privacy and you want to be quiet and you don't want all of that, definitely recommend like a second floor or the outside room. Yeah. But if you wanna have a party and you wanna have, throw a good party and you wanna gather all your friends and have a crazy time, definitely do a first floor. Yes. Inside facing the pool. 'cause all of those rooms, interior first floor. Yeah. All of them. 'cause they're, they're [00:25:00] fun. They're fun. Yes. I, I like it. But we enjoy it. Yeah. We, we were up till probably 4 30, 5 o'clock that morning. Yeah. And I had to be up at eight o'clock for a photo shoot. I had to be up at 7, 6 45 actually. Yeah. To be starting a photo shoot at 8:00 AM. It was a good, it was a good time. I don't remember your alarm going off or anything. Nobody moved. I was out like a light. Nobody moved. I had to be at my friend Lady Haighze's room. She was doing it with me. So there was like five or six of us girls and our friend Emm, She's from Voluptuous Vixen. She makes t-shirts and bathing suits and all size inclusive, everything. And she's amazing. So beautiful. Just inside and out. She's such a, she's oh, I love her so much. But she wanted to do a photo shoot. She has a photographer. She lives near there, so she knows people nearby and yeah, it's a photographer that we follow on instagram. Has followed us for a long time and stuff, so I was excited to just meet him and get to know him. I've seen all of her pictures and different stuff he's [00:26:00] done. And so we did a little photo shoot with her bathing suits, but I was so outside of my comfort zone and I was like so nervous about it. Yeah, the entire time because I knew. And then when getting no sleep at all. 'Cause I just closed my eyes for two minutes and woke back up and had to go. Get ready for a photo shoot was like, I knew, I knew it. 8:00 AM is just, that is early, but it's Secrets. That's the only time slot she could get. I see. Yeah, I understand. There weren't other people at the pool. I understand why and stuff, but I did it. I was proud of myself. All of us showed up and got up, ready to go and we did a little photo shoot by the pool and I was so, so honored to be a part of that. 'Cause that was, it was just a good, beautiful, amazing group of girls. It was all about lifting each other up and hyping each other up. And it was good. All good vibes. But we did that and that was done like 10 30 ish, I wanna say about 10. You came back to the room and you woke us up. [00:27:00] Because we're all still in bed. And you're like, we have pizza margaritas at noon. Oh yeah. It was 11 and it was al It was already at 11. It was 11. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. Because I was like, we have an hour. Our room was completely trashed. Just at, not trash, but from the previous, yeah, the previous night. There was just stuff every, yeah, like clothes and towel. Everything was everywhere. So I was like, I don't wanna wake you guys up. I was coming in and out trying not to wake you up. But also it got to the point where I was like, we have an hour to have this room cleaned and people coming over. 'Cause we were doing and pizza. And we had to have pizza to our room somehow, brought to our room and margaritas made in an hour and I knew that was pushing it. So I was like, sorry guys. I love you but you guys gotta get up because we gotta get ready 'cause people are coming. So we did that and we got there. We did it in time. We all made it all back. Everything was done by noon. We always pull it off somehow. We complained about it and it's hard, but we always pull it off every single time. Yeah. But we had a [00:28:00] little group of people and they came to our room and it was a lot like a room crawl. Yeah, it was. It was busy. There was a lot of people at the pool. It was prime pool time at noon on Saturday, so we gathered who we could. We grabbed them away from the pool and I'm glad they came. They could have been pooling, they could have been pooling. So feel honored that people took, took some outta their day to come hang out with us. But we had pizza and margaritas and then we just resumed what we were doing before. Correct. Everyone came to our room again and was like, okay, that's over. Hey, The uh, friends we have made, or old friends that we've had and new friends that we made from the Friday night said, Hey, we got a cabana at the pool. You guys are more than welcome to come hang out again. We're like, it was right outside of our room. And so we're like, are you sure? You don't have to invite us. They're like, no, we want you. They literally pulled us in. Yeah. So we hung out with them. We went over there and we just pooled all day. We [00:29:00] hung out and they a DJ out there and make a bracelets. They had different vendors and stuff. We got to go shopping. So then that was pretty much how we spent all day that Saturday. Like all it, well, no, I'm going to have a confession 'cause I messed up Saturday. Uh, I know I was getting, um, that was, I'm talking day pool. Pool time. So after pool time, everyone around dinner ish time, it got to me. Got to him. And then one of our friends, pooh bear, me and him were passing around jello shots and I was also. That's where it went wrong. That's where it went wrong. You had a ginormous cooler of jello shots and a backpack. I took a little too many way too fast and then I ended up going to bed. Got so excited. I went night night. You wanted to try all the flavors 'cause they had like the flavors and wanted to do it with everyone that walked past the room. It was so much fun. Everybody, every time there's a new person, he's like, I'll do one with you. But then we were again all just hanging out next to our room. And then I just, it all hit me and I [00:30:00] just went to bed. Time to lay down, time to go to bed, time to lay down. It had been a long day and I didn't wake up until like 10 o'clock that night. I woke you up after. I was ready to go. I had done the photo shoot, so I was pretty much already ready for the day. Yeah, 'cause I do bare minimum. If you see me at Secrets, you've seen me all natural pretty much the entire time I've been there. I just, I barely, I don't put any makeup on. I don't really do anything to my hair. Just, yeah. I'm survive. We're surviving there. Honestly no makeup, that's the vibe. It's just very much pull something together but I had enough time to curl my hair and do pigtails and stuff. And I was ready to go to the club. I would've been there on time. And then he was sleeping, decided to go to sleep. So I was like, I think I'll wander down there, come say hi, go with the Lees since they're going down there. Yeah. And make my rounds and then probably come back. I kept telling everybody, they're like, where's Russ? I said, he's done. He's good for the night. He's done. He went to bed. He went to bed. It's been a long day. Was like, I'm just gonna go to bed. [00:31:00] And I talked to a few friends and stuff and wandered around and just kind of hung out. And then I was like, well, I think I'm gonna go to bed now. And I went back to the room one last time. 'Cause every time I'd go in there and check and make sure you okay, you good, you need water, you need anything. And the last time I was like, I'm just gonna try one more time and just be like, you sure you don't wanna go down there or anything? You've been sleeping for a little while. So he finally started moving. He got up. Yeah, I was the dead to the world. I mean, he like woke. He just woke up and he was awake. Well, you woke me up and at that point, like I was awake, like, good. Have I I woke you up like three times before. Before, okay. I would did, yeah. I was like, I'm, I'm surprised we've all been there. He moving now. We've all been there. I'm surprised he's coming. And he was like, yeah, I'm ready. I didn't think it was that big of a deal until we went to the club. Next week, on Hot Couple Chronicles He was walking around there with his little flogger, just tapping it and walking around, watching everyone, making sure they were behaving. And it was the hottest thing I've ever seen. My whole life. My whole life. I was like, ah, I'm gonna [00:32:00] die right now. I definitely am more BDSM than anything else. I definitely lean towards that. That's my world. I'm happy there. I walked into their room just to check on everybody, and I, first thing I see is Lady Haighze with a pirate eye patch. He grabs the eye patch and just pulls it as far as he possibly can and just snaps it in her eyeball for no reason. Just didn't even know her really. Why? And so everybody was just kind of mingling. And then out of the blue, this happened. Mm-hmm. And I don't know, I became unhinged. I was at the bar getting us a drink and I took, come back with your drink and my drink and everybody's just standing in the pool like this. We were super excited about it. And it was just one of the, we weren't even like, it wasn't even alcohol. It, it was pure, like, just laugh. It was so much fun. It was so [00:33:00] good. It's so liberating. It's so good to just walk to the ocean naked. It feels so good to just walk into the ocean naked and sit by the ocean and it's so good. Just be free, be ourselves, be we're supposed to be what we were intended to do. it's not that serious. Don't make it weird. Love you guys. Bye bye.